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DEAR KEENWA, I am in love with my neighbour. Two weeks ago I knocked on his door to borrow some bog roll, and the rest is history. Thing is, he's not really the type I normally go for. I can't decipher whether fate has brought us together, or my primordial brain recognises a protector when she sees one (he has a stack of backup hand sanitiser). How do I know if he's genuinely my twin flame or if I am just suffering from a nasty case of Covid Fever? Lockdown laws means I can't call a friend to come suss it. - Viral Glasses DEAR VIRAL GLASSES, I made out with the lead guitarist in a goth band at high school after his Kiss solo which he performed in costume. The next day, when he appeared in normal day clothes, all desire was gone. Also, just so you know, homeschooling is not as cracked up as it looks to be on those earth mama social media accounts.

DEAR KEENWA, Quarantine is helping me fulfil my lifelong dreams, like I've always wanted to reach out to you Keenwa, and finally with all this spare time, here I am. We are all statistics atm right? I am wondering if your incredible wisdom can predict which category i'll fall into? Specifically, will me and the Mrs be part of the new spike in divorcees, or the ones spruiking the birth rates you reckon? I'll be honest, it changes from one moment to the next. And there are. A. Lot. Of. Moments. In. The. Day. - My Dog No Longer Lovingly Greets Me DEAR MY DOG NO LONGER LOVINGLY GREETS ME, I hear ya bro. Our place is like the setting of a really bad rom com crossed with a cult zombie flick, but set in Woolies carpark with Coldplay on repeat, Confusion never stops, Closing walls and ticking clocks.

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