Thoughts of a kid called David Written by: David G.
Ode to Pancakes Audio for Poem People often say that you're bad for my health If I eat too much of you. But you know what I think? Life is short and pancakes are delicious. We're all going to die at some point. Why try to make it happen later by eating vegetables? Eat pancakes. Dump maple syrup on them. Dump butter on them. Dump a banana on them. Dump some blueberries on them. Maybe even marshmallows. Why not? Because every pancake in the world is delicious. And they can only get better. I love you, pancakes.
Sequel to Ode to Pancakes Audio for Poem Because people tell me that you'll Make me fat and die of a heart attack, I dress as a heart and kill them. Now who's had a heart attack? I do it out of love for you, pancakes. I will eat you until I die and then I will Continue to eat you. Ever in school I think of your fluffy inside And your golden-brown surface. Ever I wish to dump maple syrup on you. I would never try to stab you with chocolate chips. I was wrong in thinking that you needed fruit and Other sweet things to taste good. I love you the way you are.
Nazgul with Guinea Pigs My love of Nazgul with Guinea Pigs Original Artist: David G. Audio for Poem When I sleep at night, I think of Nazgul with Guinea Pigs. When I eat lunch, I think of Nazgul with Guinea Pigs. Why do I think of Nazgul with Guinea Pigs? Guinea pigs are funny and cute. The Nazgul are scary. It shouldn't be funny. But it is. Possibly because I imagine all Sauron's forces as guinea pigs when I look at it. Heh. That would be funny. Imagine the guards of Minas Tirith as guinea pigs. Imagine hobbits as guinea pigs. They would be so fat and fuzzy. Think of guinea pigs riding larger guinea pigs like horses! OH MY GOD. That would soooo cute! And then armies of guinea pigs and hamsters! Imagine them using you as a fortress. Oh my god walls of fuzzy animals would be so cute! Yup.
Image Sources: Watermelon with headphones image: http://bit.ly/1y6Bks5 First pancake image: http://bit.ly/1oQOy3Z Second pancake image: http://bit.ly/1nZx2jd Original Nazgul image: http://bit.ly/10PRwjN Original guinea pig image: http://bit.ly/1pAQIZQ