`MY LIFE IN POEMS By Xavier deSouza
I Don’t Like Poems Audio for Poem: I don't like poems. You need all this "Flowery Language." Everyone else writes these amazing tomes, But my poems are worse than old combs. Poetry is just way too hard. You have to be some crazy bard. My mind dies while writing it, It feels like a viper is biting it. Metaphors, Alliteration, Hyperboles, My poems are worse than those stupid bullies. Idioms, Onomatopoeia, and a Simile, I think these poems are going to kill me. I don't like poems. You need all this "Flowery Language." Everyone else writes these amazing tomes, But my poems are worse than old combs.
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A House of Four Boys and a Mom Audio for Poem Many board games, Three tennis rackets, Four computers, Two TV's. A soccer ball, A basketball, An Xbox and a Wii. Books about kids, Adults and more, And even Bilbo Baggins Scrabble, , Chess, Checkers And a lot of Dungeons & Dragons. There's the upstairs, Then the downstairs, Oh wait‌ and there's the attic Three kids, two normal, One... Problematic
What It’s Like to be Half Indian Audio for Poem
Too many uncles, Talking and laughing Eating and drinking Like the world ends tomorrow. Too many Aunties, Cooking food for everyone Doing too much housework And pretending they like it. Too many cousins, That you have to play with, Whether they're babies, Or over Thirty.
Fifteen Years Later... Too Many Nieces and Nephews Where did they all come from Oh wait, I already have too many cousins... AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!
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