The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, and the results are in Whether your candidate won or lost, elections have a way of leaving communities divided, relationships strained, and emotions raw As neighbors, colleagues, family members, and friends, it’s essential to remember that our shared humanity is far greater than our political differences
Now that the election season is behind us, it’s time to focus on healing, rebuilding trust, and thriving together
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There are people who make communities special They aren’t jealous of others’ success; instead, they uplift, encourage, and push everyone around them to grow and shine Dennis W Hall was one of those rare and remarkable individuals. He stood in the background, but his influence was undeniable always close enough to lend his strength to whatever effort was underway to make his community better.
For over 35 years, Dennis has called the Hiawassee Oaks subdivision home He wasn’t just a resident; he was its foundation In the broader Pine Hills community, Dennis served tirelessly on the Pine Hills Community Council for over 20 years, holding key positions such as Treasurer and Trustee His leadership extended far beyond his immediate neighborhood He was a guiding force in the
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Recovering and Reconnecting Post-Ele
As the dust settles from the recent elections, we find ourselves reflecting deeply on the
state of our communities and the road ahead It is clear that emotions remain high Those who lost feel adrift, uncertain of the future Even among the winners, there is anger that seems unresolved, perhaps stemming from years of being fed a “the world is ending” narrative. The truth is, no election can heal the fractures in our communities overnight. The question is: how do we move forward?
At Caribbean American Passport, we believe the answer lies in deliberate action Healing requires intention, and we are committing ourselves over the coming months to fostering connection and prioritizing wellness. Now is the time to rebuild our communities not just politically, but emotionally, socially, and culturally
Wellness Must Be Our Priority
Wellness is not a luxury; it is essential to how we live, interact, and thrive. Every action we take, every feeling we experience, and every relationship we nurture depends on our well-being. Mental, emotional, and physical wellness create a continuous loop that shapes our health and happiness Yet today, that loop is under strain
COVID-19, economic uncertainty, racial tensions, and the aftermath of the elections have compounded daily stressors like managing a household or juggling family responsibilities. It’s overwhelming for many But as overwhelming as it may seem, there are steps we can take both individually and as a community to regain our balance
Wellness Through Connection
We need to come together to support each other. Connecting with our neighbors, sharing our stories, and celebrating our shared humanity are vital steps in rebuilding our fractured spaces
Wellness doesn’t happen in isolation; it is cultivated through relationships and shared experiences
This is why Caribbean American Passport is dedicating its efforts to promoting wellness and community connection in all forms. Whether through cultural events, health workshops, or simply providing a platform for voices to be heard, we are committed to being a part of this recovery process We are committed to being a resource and a partner in this journey We will be hosting events, sharing wellness strategies, and creating opportunities for connection Whether it’s a cultural celebration or a wellness workshop, our goal is to create spaces where people feel seen, heard, and valued
Healing won’t happen overnight, but with intention, we can begin to mend the divides that have grown over time.
Together, we can build stronger, healthier communities where everyone has a chance to thrive
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Elections are over...now what?
1. Take Time to Reflect and Process
Election seasons are emotionally intense Before jumping back into conversations, take time to reflect on your emotions and process the results If you're feeling disappointment or frustration, give yourself permission to grieve On the flip side, if you’re celebrating, temper your enthusiasm with empathy for those who feel differently Self-awareness is the first step in creating space for meaningful healing
Action Steps:
Journal your feelings about the election results to clarify your thoughts.
Practice mindfulness or meditation to reduce stress and find balance.
Avoid immediate confrontations or heated discussions until emotions have cooled
2 Reconnect with Shared Values
Political differences can overshadow the values we hold in common, but those shared values are still there
Whether it’s a commitment to family, safety, education, or community improvement, find common ground with those around you. Focus on what unites you rather than what divides you
Action Steps:
Organize a community gathering or meal to celebrate shared goals.
Volunteer for a cause everyone can rally behind, such as a food drive or neighborhood cleanup
Shift conversations from “who was right” to “what we can do together moving forward.”
3. Reach Out and Repair Relationships
Elections often spark disagreements that strain relationships with loved ones or colleagues. Healing doesn’t mean avoiding these issues but addressing them with care and respect A sincere conversation can go a long way in mending rifts.
Action Steps:
Apologize if heated words or actions hurt someone during the election season
Listen actively to others’ perspectives without trying to change their minds.
Offer gestures of goodwill, such as a coffee outing or a handwritten note.
Healing after an election is not about forgetting our differences but about finding a way to move forward together. Democracy thrives when we engage respectfully, work collaboratively, and prioritize the well-being of our communities over our divisions
The election is over, but the work of being good neighbors, friends, and citizens never ends Let’s honor the process, respect each other’s journeys, and build a future where we can all thrive together
The people who make our community special
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Caribbean community, his church community, and most notably, a galvanizer who brought the Caribbean community into active roles, such as participating in the Sheriff’s Advisory Council.
Dennis’s reach didn’t stop there. As Founding Board Member, Chairman and Chief Financial Officer for the United Foundation of Central Florida, Inc., he mentored and inspired future generations through one of the most active youth organizations in Central Florida, Future Leaders United After-School Enrichment and Mentoring Program.
Whether it was through his mentoring, advocacy, or his many quiet yet impactful acts of service, Dennis’s dedication to his community was steadfast and extraordinary.
I remember most recently seeing Dennis at a rally for Monique Worrell Standing alongside his friends Ryvan and Gordon, Dennis exuded his quiet strength and unshakable pride That moment, captured in a photo, perfectly represents who he was a man standing for what was right, supporting others without needing to be the center of attention He was a man who lived with intention and purpose, guided by his faith and his favorite song, Order My Steps He not only walked that path but made it easier for those who followed him. How do we truly pay tribute to someone like Dennis W Hall? Perhaps the best way is to continue his legacy to lead with humility, to serve with dedication, and to make our communities better for the next generation.
Dennis W. Hall lived a life of service, faith, and love for his commuity His contributions as the individual that walked his community of over 251 homes to start the Citizens on Patrol in Pine Hills, sat on the Orange County Sheriff’s Office Caribbean Advisory Council, Board member of the Caribbean American Chamber of Commerce, Board Member of the Pine Hills Community Council, and Pillar of Pine Hills to name a few. His leadership in countless organizations, and his unwavering commitment to mentoring youth will never be forgotten. It's no surprise that he met his second wife, Sandra Fatmi-Hall while doing community work in Central Florida. The two of them had the same drive, tenacity and vision The United Foundation of Central Florida, Inc , an organization they started, is one of the most successful After-School Enrichment and Mentoring Program in Orlando Dennis donated money to the Foundation to get it started, and was the first donor to their scholarship fund That scholarship went to Julien Serrano-O'Neil, who is presently a graduate of the Morehouse College and is actively pursuing a Masters at UCF.
He did great. He lived well. And we will always be remembered Rest in peace, Dennis W Hall, the Legend, The Icon and the Classic Man ❤
Dennis loved family, friends and community
ESSENCE: A Story That is More Than a Magazine
Imagine a world without ESSENCE Magazine, a publication that has been a beacon of empowerment, culture, and inspiration for Black women for over 50 years. Now, imagine the life of the man who helped make it a reality. Jonathan Sebastian Blount, one of the four founding partners of ESSENCE, not only transformed publishing but also reshaped the landscape for African American entrepreneurs in America
In 2020, Jonathan celebrated several milestones: 50 years since the launch of ESSENCE Magazine, 25 years of living in Orlando, and his 75th birthday His journey, rooted in courage, innovation, and resilience, is not only a testament to his tenacity but also a compelling chapter in Black history
From Monroe, North Carolina to the World Stage
Jonathan’s story began in Monroe, North Carolina, where his family, led by his relative Robert Williams, boldly stood against the KKK and won. Growing up in the racially segregated South shaped his resolve to fight for justice and equity
Years later, after stints in New Jersey and New York, Jonathan moved to Orlando to fulfill his most rewarding role: being a father His decision to relocate was inspired by a heartfelt plea from his young daughter, Élan From that moment, Orlando became his home and the foundation for his ongoing legacy
The Birth of ESSENCE
Jonathan’s groundbreaking journey into publishing began in 1968 when the idea of a magazine dedicated to Black women was born. Inspired by a conversation with a friend’s mother, Jonathan com mitted to creating a publication that celebrated the beauty, strength, and essence of Black women
In a racially divided America, the task was monumental Yet, Jonathan led the charge, raising $1 million the first million ever secured by an African American on Wall Street to bring ESSENCE to life He became the magazine's originating and conceptual founder, defining its vision and purpose
After navigating Wall Street’s opportunities and challenges, ESSENCE launched in 1970 Under Jonathan’s leadership, the magazine achieved break-even profitability within a year, a feat that stunned the publishing industry.
A Legacy of Resilience
The journey wasn’t without struggles Jonathan and his fellow founders faced hostile takeovers, boardroom battles, and systemic racism Despite being ousted from the company, Jonathan’s role in building ESSENCE remains undeniable His pioneering spirit set a precedent for Black entrepreneurship in America and laid the groundwork for the magazine’s ongoing success
Impact in Orlando
Since moving to Orlando, Jonathan has continued to be a trailblazer. He played a pivotal role in developing minority media outlets, including WOKB Radio, Caribbean American Passport, and Ryse Magazine. His efforts in brokering the sale of ONYX Magazine further illustrate his commitment to empowering voices in the Black community
A Toast to Jonathan Blount
Jonathan’s journey is a story of innovation, resilience, and service It’s a story that has inspired millions and continues to impact lives To honor his incredible contributions, we invite you to join us in celebrating this icon
As Jonathan reflects on his life, he reminds us that his work was never just about creating a magazine; it was about creating a movement. ESSENCE was, and continues to be, a platform for Black women to be seen, heard, and celebrated
Join us at Three Masks to raise a glass to Jonathan Blount, a visionary whose story transcends magazines and continues to inspire generations
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FITCE 2023: Showcasing South Florida as a Global Business Hub
On October 23 and 24, 2023, the Florida International Trade and Cultural Expo (FITCE) brought together global leaders, entrepreneurs, and business professionals to the Greater Fort Lauderdale/Broward County Convention Center The event, hosted by Broward County, solidified South Florida’s reputation as one of the world’s top destinations for business opportunities and global trade.
FITCE 2023 highlighted the region’s dynamic economic potential, branding Broward County as the premier capital for importing and exporting trade With a focus on fostering business growth and creating new opportunities, the expo successfully connected international delegates, government leaders, business alliances, and entrepreneurs from across the globe
Attendees had the unique opportunity to engage in one-on-one meetings with international decisionmakers and leaders in global trade. Key participants included representatives from chambers of commerce, business councils, and seasoned exporters/importers
The two-day event reinforced South Florida’s commitment to global trade. In 2023, South Florida’s total trade with the world reached an impressive $140.1 billion, with over 60,000 Florida-based companies registered to export. FITCE aimed to help these businesses expand to new markets while attracting international investment to the region
Florida's future is global trade," said Broward County officials.
""FITCE provides an unparalleled platform to connect local businesses with international partners and create opportunities that strengthen our economy while driving innovation and collaboration "
FITCE 2023 not only offered networking opportunities but also provided valuable insights into global trade trends and strategies. Entrepreneurs gained access to tools and resources to elevate their businesses to the next level while engaging with cultural ambassadors who celebrated the diversity that fuels South Florida’s economic success
As Broward County continues to grow as a global trade hub, events like FITCE play a vital role in advancing local and international business partnerships The success of this year’s expo reaffirms the region’s position as a leader in fostering economic growth through collaboration, innovation, and cultural exchange.
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King Solomon Logistics Expands to Florida: Just in Time for the Holidays!
Renowned for its trusted Caribbean shipping services in New York, King Solomon Logistics (KSL) is bringing its expertise to the Sunshine State! With plans to establish a base in the Lakeland area and provide statewide pickup services, KSL is set to revolutionize shipping for Florida residents.
As Black Friday approaches, KSL is also reminding shoppers to take advantage of their Georgetown, Guyana office to easily purchase and ship Christmas gifts. Whether you’re sending packages across the Caribbean or need reliable logistics for your holiday shopping, King Solomon Logistics promises a quick, efficient, and seamless shipping experience
Florida’s shipping needs just got an upgrade with KSL’s expansion your trusted partner for hasslefree Caribbean shipping is now closer than ever!
Caribbean Supercenter celebrates 40 years!
For 40 years, Caribbean Supercenter has been more than just a grocery store it has been a cultural touchstone for Caribbean Americans longing for the taste and spirit of home From its humble beginnings in Maryland to becoming a vital part of Orlando’s Caribbean community, this family-owned and operated supermarket has remained steadfast in its mission: connecting people to the flavors, products, and traditions of the Caribbean
A Journey Rooted in Family and Culture
Caribbean Supercenter’s story began four decades ago in Maryland, when the founders recognized the need for a dedicated space where Caribbean immigrants could access the foods and products that were central to their heritage Over time, the business grew, and the family made the pivotal decision to relocate to Orlando, a city that has since become a hub for Caribbean culture and a home away from home for many immigrants.
This move proved transformative. Orlando’s vibrant and growing Caribbean community embraced the Supercenter, turning it into a trusted destination for everything from traditional ingredients to fresh produce, baked goods, and ready-to-eat meals
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Cultural Events are a Gateway to Social Connection
One of the most significant challenges seniors face is social isolation, which can lead to loneliness and mental health issues such as depression and anxiety. Cultural events serve as a lifeline, offering opportunities for seniors to interact, share experiences, and bond over shared traditions and memories.
Events like heritage festivals, music performances, and storytelling sessions help seniors reconnect with their cultural roots while building relationships with others who share similar backgrounds. These connections nurture a sense of belonging and reduce feelings of isolation
Seniors often play a vital role in passing down traditions, stories, and wisdom to younger generations Events that incorporate intergenerational activities strengthen family bonds and allow seniors to feel valued and respected for their contributions
In multicultural communities, these events also
foster inclusivity and understanding, allowing seniors to share their cultural heritage with others while learning about different traditions
Communities that come together to celebrate their culture often create networks of support that can help seniors access resources, companionship, and care.
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Live2Lead Central Florida Leadership Experience to Inspire Hope, Change, and Impact
The Braswell Group, led by Maxwell Certified Leadership Coach Allie Braswell, Jr , is bringing the prestigious Live2Lead Central Florida Leadership Experience to the region on December 6, 2024, with Walt Disney World Resort as the Platinum Sponsor.
Supported by the Caribbean American Chamber of Commerce of Florida, the event will unite leaders from diverse sectors, including healthcare, real estate, education, and hospitality, to explore this year’s theme: “Hope, Change, and Impact ”
Attendees will benefit from world-class insights delivered by renowned speakers such as:
John C. Maxwell – Leadership Expert and Founder of Live2Lead
Valorie Burton – Life Strategist
Jon Gordon – Positive Leadership Expert
Michael Jr – Comedian and Motivational
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Chaunté Lowe – Five-Time Olympian
Additionally, local Florida leaders Jennifer “Jei” McNeil and JayR McIntyre will share their expertise on “Zones of Genius,” while a lunch panel moderated by Allie Braswell will feature Sierra Rainge-Jones, Enrique Acosta Gonzalez,
Mike Felix, and Marilyn Westropp, focusing on building impactful relationships
"Live2Lead is more than just an event; it’s a platform to inspire transformational change, helping leaders unlock their potential and make a lasting impact on their communities and organizations," said Braswell This hybrid event will feature both in-person and virtual speakers, providing practical tools to elevate personal and professional growth.
Caribbean Tourism Month #OneCaribbean
Caribbean Tourism Month 2024 invites everyone residents, travelers, and the global community to celebrate the spirit of the Caribbean. Whether you're exploring its breathtaking beaches, enjoying its flavorful cuisines, or learning about its rich cultural heritage, there’s something for everyone to love about the Caribbean
To join the celebration: Follow the hashtag #OneCaribbean on social media Engage with the CTO’s video series highlighting member nations and their achievements
Share your own Caribbean travel stories to showcase the region’s beauty and resilience.
A Resilient Future for Caribbean Tourism Caribbean Tourism Month 2024 is more than a celebration; it’s a call to action. By embracing innovation, sustainability, and unity, the Caribbean is shaping a brighter future for its tourism sector The CTO’s efforts reflect a region that stands strong together, ensuring that the Caribbean remains one of the world’s most cherished destinations
Celebrate with us, as ONE CARIBBEAN, and let’s build a resilient future for the region we all love
At World Travel Market in London, Dona RegisProsper, Secretary-General & CEO of the Caribbean Tourism Organization, participated in a lively panel discussion on “Building a Consistent Vibe Across Messaging, Delivery and More”.
Emphasizing the region’s pivot to harness digital technology, she showcased how customization and personalized experiences are key in catering to an informed traveler She discussed the importance of sustainability and community involvement, ensuring that the economic benefits of tourism reach local residents
Regis-Prosper participated alongside fellow panelists (L-R) Wendy Vividor, Head of Marketing, Chase Travel Group; Lottie Norman, CMO, TTC Tour Brands Marketing Lab; and moderator Tina Charisma, Founder and Director, Charisma Campaign.
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Orlando Housing Market Sees a Shift in October 2024
The Orlando housing market experienced notable changes in October 2024, breaking a nine-month streak of rising inventory, according to the latest data from the Orlando Regional REALTOR® Association (ORRA). Inventory declined slightly, while interest rates rose and overall sales activity slowed, reflecting the typical seasonal cooldown as the holidays approach.
Key Market Highlights for October 2024:
Inventory:
Inventory fell to 11,357 homes, a 1 8% decrease from September's 11,560. This marks the first decline in inventory in nine months However, inventory remains 45 4% higher than in October 2023, offering more opportunities for buyers compared to last year
Interest Rates:
The average interest rate increased to 6.4%, up from 5 9% in September, impacting buyer affordability and overall market activity
Median Home Price:
The median home price rose to $388,990, reflecting continued demand and a 2.4% increase from September’s $380,000
Sales Activity:
Closed Sales: Sales dropped by 7.3%, with 2,085 homes sold in October compared to 2,249 in September.
Pending Sales: Pending transactions declined 20 7%, from 3,490 in September to 2,767 in October.
New Listings: New listings also fell, dropping 7 6% to 3,260 homes compared to 3,530 in September.
Days on Market:
Homes spent an average of 60 days on the market (DOM), up slightly from 58 days in September.
What This Means for Buyers and Sellers
For buyers, the dip in inventory offers slightly fewer options compared to previous months, but the higher inventory levels compared to last year still present opportunities in the market Rising interest rates, however, could mean adjusting budgets or expectations.
For sellers, the increase in median home prices is encouraging, but the slowing pace of sales and higher days on market highlight the importance of pricing homes competitively and staging them effectively to attract buyers.
CLARE AND THE CHOCOLATE NUTCRACKER
AROUND THE WORLD
Orlando’s Holiday Favorite returns to the Dr. Phillips Center with a cast of more than 100!
On Saturday, November 30, 2024, at 7 PM, over 100 dancers and actors will take the stage at the Walt Disney Theater, Dr Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, in Clare and the Chocolate Nutcracker. This vibrant production blends African American culture with influences from Asia, Puerto Rico, Brazil, Haiti, and the Caribbean, delivering a dazzling holiday experience for the whole family
Under the leadership of Beverly Page, creator of the children’s book and Executive Producer of the production, Orlando Community Arts (OCA) has been bringing the arts to underserved communities since 2012. This year’s cast includes 150 performers, featuring local and national talent, with special guest artists from the Juilliard School, including the Mouse King and the Chocolate Nutcracker Prince
The show will also showcase Muzuri Moyo AimBaye, creator of the stage play Fannie Lou Hamer, and performances by the Jones High School Alumni & Community Jazz Band, violinist Jaquay Pearce, and gospel artist Cheryl “Ping” Leonard Local choreographers like T’Kea Le Grande will guide the dancers, and principal cast members include Sairi Witherspoon as Clare, Sa’Naa Brahimi as the Snow Queen, and Charisma Tran as the Sugar Plum Fairy
Don’t miss this exciting, soulful celebration of music, dance, and culture. Tickets start at $42 and are available at the Bill and Mary Darden Box Office or online at www.clareandthechocolatenutcracker.com.
A female friend wished me a “Happy International Men’s Day” but not the men As we say in Trinidad and a few other places in the region, some men “day”, others “day, day”, and there are even a few who “day, day, day ” “Worse, many aren’t “day” or “there” when you need them most, and they make jokes about serious things and situations. Women are the toughest in town, especially when the subject and sole topic is men
In fact, one lady asked, “Why don’t men often show their true feelings?” I suggested they prefer free things than “feelings”, but she said, “You like too much jokes This is serious business Men don’t show their true feelings because they don’t have any!” Even a friend from the city joined in and wanted to know, “Why are men like commercials?” He didn’t wait for me to think of a response and shouted on the phone, “You can’t believe a word they say.” Even my cousin in Canada came up with, “Tony, what do men and women have in common?” I responded with, “Ha! Ha! Ha!” She grinned, “You too full of sex talk This has nothing to do with that What we and men have in common is that we both distrust men! Ask my husband, John ” Immediately, John jumped into the action, “Ask her what’s a man’s idea of safe sex?”
She “steups” with all her teeth John laughed and told us, “A padded headboard ” Another man came with, “Tony boy, we in trouble I read that there are two times in our lives when men never understand women, before they’re married, and after ” However, a little boy was smart enough to ask his father, “Daddy, why is men’s day not as popular as women’s day?” The smart daddy looked at his son and boasted, “Son, that is because we cannot celebrate a man’s achievements in a single day ” Then he added, “But keep that between us and never tell your mother what I say, you hear!”
WORLD TOILET DAY
Unfortunately, my wife heard something that was even more pressure for me She called and asked, “Did you know that today is World Toilet Day?” I didn’t reply with any four-letter word starting with “S” but responded nicely, “I didn’t know that ” She said, “I just find out and they are right to make it the same day as the men’s ‘special’ day. I feel it is men with their rum and money-wasting that cause 3 5 billion people still living without real sanitation ” She didn’t stop there, “The reason we get infected and sometimes badly hurt is because of you men who always leave the toilet seat up secretly, because you want us to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in ” Poor me! When I was growing up in the country, not too many people had a toilet In fact, we had a “Toilit” That was because our “privy” was very far behind the house, in fact by the fence, and it was very dark If my father was home, I took his bicycle light without his knowing or, when he remained in the shop drinking, I had to take a candle and was scared because the darkness looked even worse then So I tried to grab the gaslight However, if my father came home and caught me with it, there were threats and the occasional “tap”
Using the facility had its own problems and jokes like, “What’s worse than a cold toilet seat?” A warm one Or the sign in a male toilet, “Dear Mister Gentleman! Don’t flatter yourself, step closer, much closer.”
By Tony Deyal
There was the question, “What do they call an army soldier living on a toilet?” A loo-tenant But, despite the jokes, I found out that success is like male toilet paper It only seems important when you don’t have it Even Confucius, the Chinese philosopher, got into the act Before he went into the toilet business, he already had some good stuff like, “Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it ” This was most likely because they were in the washroom at the time Then there was, “Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart ” Again, as one of my kids in the school I taught reading suggested, “Mr D, he better carry some paper with him, yes. A big shot man like that can’t just go down in the road and let it out ” However, Confucius supposedly said, “Man who stand on toilet, high on pot!” I wanted to stop toiling with the Brit man who said, “I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers The times are tough ” But not as tough as the police force, “Breaking News: There was a break in at the police station today and the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on ”
NOTHING MORE TO SAY
And I had nothing more to say, especially given that men are at the top of the heap, or so they think. Right now, we’re like a woman pursued by two men One was a baker and one was a poet She had to make up her mind for batter or worse. In my thinking about men and a “man day”, the first issue is what is described as “Captivating a man, making him unforgettable” Vanessa Van Edwards of “Science-People” provides “120 compliments for men that’ll make him feel loved ” That is unless his wife finds out While research suggests that, when someone feels appreciated by their partner, the relationship will likely be healthier and last longer, that is not how wives and lovers see it Can you imagine them saying or hearing some other woman telling the man, “It never ceases to amaze me how you understand ideas so thoroughly and easefully ” “I admire the way you look at the world. Your perspective is always so insightful and thought-provoking ” Or “Our conversations about life and philosophy always leave me thinking deeper. You have such a profound understanding of complex ideas ”
Worse, there are “15 compliments men can’t resist” that men love A favourite one is, “Your smile is the most welcoming thing I’ve ever seen It brightens my world ” While the man might say, “Darling, you haven’t seen anything yet”, the wives and girlfriends will not take it lying down Worse for them is when they hear a woman tell their man, “You are so determined and motivated to make something of your life and I know nothing will stand in your way”, or “I love how you make me feel each time we are together I feel like the most fortunate woman in the world” (unless the wife catches up with either or both of them), and “There’s something about you that makes me want to grab you and kiss you You’re so charming!” That is when the damning and harming start!
*Tony Deyal was glad that he is out of the loop and nobody asks his wife, “How do you bring a sparkle to a man’s eyes?” She would say, “Shine the torch, the one he takes to go to the toilet, and shine it in his ear ”
