Caribbean American Passport News Magazine - Oct 2024
Why Voting Matters
Publisher/Editor
Soca, Politics, Work, Sleep, Eat, Repeat –That’s Our Life, and It’s a Good One L I F E S T Y
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As we celebrate the 40th Anniversary of Miami Carnival, there’s no better time to reflect on what it means to live a full, vibrant life and to take pride in the journey that’s brought us here For those of us in the Caribbean-American community, the rhythm of our lives moves to the beat of many drums: from the irresistible pulse of soca, to the critical work of making our voices heard in the political arena, to the everyday responsibilities of work, family, and community
We live full lives, rich with culture and purpose And though we are constantly balancing different parts of who we are, the dance is always worth it This issue of Caribbean American Passport is a celebration of that dance – of the joy, the struggles, the wins, and the determination to keep moving forward
40 Years of Miami Carnival: A Legacy of Unity
For four decades, Miami Carnival has been a beacon of Caribbean culture and unity. It is more than a party; it’s a testament to our resilience and the pride we have in our heritage It’s a time when we put aside our differences, put on our colors, and celebrate the culture that connects us all It’s where the different threads of our shared history intertwine and become a tapestry of joy, creativity, and unbreakable bonds
The Carnival spirit reminds us that no matter where we come from Trinidad, Jamaica, Haiti, Guyana, Puerto Rico, or any other island we are one people when we come together to celebrate life, music, and community This milestone of 40 years represents the strength and continuity of our culture in Miami, and by extension, in America.
Politics: The Rhythm of Change
As we honor this cultural milestone, we also recognize the importance of engaging in the political rhythm of our nation This election season is critical for every member of our community, and this issue of Caribbean American Passport highlights that responsibility We are called not just to celebrate but to act to ensure that the beat of our voices is heard and felt in every voting booth across Florida and beyond
In the same way we show up for Carnival, we must show up for the future of our communities by exercising our right to vote This election season is not just another opportunity to cast a ballot; it’s an opportunity to create change, to advocate for our children, our seniors, our environment, and the issues that impact our lives daily.
It’s about voting for the leaders who will respect our values and preserve our freedoms
As the headline says, "Soca, Politics, Work, Sleep, Eat, Repeat," this isn’t just a catchy phrase; it’s a way of life It’s a rhythm we have embraced one that understands the balance between celebrating our heritage and making a meaningful impact in the place we now call home We are dancing to a beat that demands we pay attention to what’s happening in our cities, counties, and country. And in that rhythm, politics matters.
The Power of Repetition
Just like the rhythm of Carnival, voting is about repetition. It’s about showing up again and again every election, every cycle knowing that our consistency and commitment can shape the future The routine of work, the joy of celebration, and the responsibility of civic engagement all build the foundation of the communities we love
Real legacy is built by the people who didn’t just show up once but kept coming back year after year to keep the spirit alive The same applies to voting and community involvement It’s not about one vote or one moment; it’s about a lifetime of showing up and being counted That’s the power of repetition
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Samuel J Roberts,
LIFE IS GOOD BUT IT CAN BE EVEN BETTER
"Soca, Politics, Work, Sleep, Eat, Repeat" embodies not just a lifestyle but a commitment to balance and to progress It’s a declaration that while life is good, it can always be better, especially when we take an active role in shaping it This rhythm we live by has given us so much joy, but it also reminds us that with every beat comes an opportunity to make a difference
As we celebrate 40 years of Miami Carnival, let’s also celebrate the power we have to create change. Let’s celebrate our cultural heritage, our hard work, and our shared commitment to a better future And most importantly, let’s show up at the polls, in our communities, and in our everyday lives to keep this rhythm strong
So, as we revel in the festivities and cherish the memories made over four decades, let’s not forget that our dance doesn’t end when the music stops. We carry it forward into the voting booth, into the workplace, and into our homes
Life is good, and together, we can make it even better Happy 40th Anniversary, Miami Carnival! Keep dancing, keep voting, and keep living the rhythm that makes our community shine
Caribbean American Passport Editorial Team
Miami Carnival and Miami Vice: How 40 Years Ago Transformed a City into a Global Icon
As Miami Carnival celebrates its cultural heritage and Miami Vice marks its 40th anniversary, it’s a perfect time to reflect on how these two iconic phenomena helped transform Miami into an international hotspot. Forty years ago, Miami was a city in transition a dynamic melting pot grappling with its own identity From the energy and color of Miami Carnival to the cultural impact of Miami Vice, the early 1980s were pivotal in shaping Miami’s modern-day allure and reputation as a global destination.
Miami Carnival and Miami Vice: How
40 Years Ago Transformed a City into a Global Icon
The Birth of Miami Carnival
In the early 1980s, the Caribbean community in South Florida was growing rapidly, driven by waves of migration from the islands and from New Yorkers moving down. This influx brought not only people but also rich traditions, vibrant music, and a yearning for a sense of belonging in a new land. Out of this cultural melting pot came the idea for Miami Carnival, which was first celebrated in 1984 This marked the beginning of what would become one of the largest and most celebrated Caribbean festivals in the United States
Miami Carnival was initially modeled after the Trinidad and Tobago Carnival, with its breathtaking costumes, rhythmic steel drums, and energetic soca and calypso music Over the years, it has expanded to include influences from Jamaica, Haiti, the Bahamas, and many other Caribbean nations The carnival became a key event for the Caribbean diaspora, serving as a space to celebrate their shared heritage and display the beauty of their cultures to the broader Miami community and beyond .
The 1980s: A Pivotal Decade for Miami
The early 1980s was a transformative period for Miami The city was experiencing significant changes in demographics, culture, and reputation. After the Mariel boatlift in 1980, which saw over 120,000 Cubans arrive in South Florida, Miami began to emerge as a center for Latin American culture and influence At the same time, the city was dealing with social unrest and grappling with a crime wave that was primarily linked to the drug trade, earning it the infamous title of the “Cocaine Capital” of the United States
Amidst this backdrop, Miami was ripe for a cultural and media revolution The vibrant and sometimes volatile atmosphere of the city provided fertile ground for the emergence of two key elements that would shape Miami’s global image: Miami Carnival and Miami Vice
Miami Vice: Changing Miami’s Image
In 1984, the same year Miami Carnival was launched, the TV show Miami Vice premiered, and it became an instant sensation The show, created by Michael Mann, followed detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs as they took on Miami’s underworld, all while dressed in pastel suits and cruising around in speedboats and Ferraris. Miami Vice not only defined the look and feel of Miami in the public imagination but also reshaped the city’s cultural landscape.
The show’s creators leaned into the glamour, danger, and diversity of Miami They used the city’s Art Deco architecture, picturesque beaches, and nightlife to craft a visual narrative that was unlike anything else on television Miami Vice portrayed Miami as a city of luxury, excess, and intrigue making it appealing to viewers around the world As the show gained international popularity, so too did the city it depicted
YOUR VOTE IS YOUR VOICE
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However, voting at every level local, state, and national determines the policies and leaders that shape our everyday lives Local elections, in particular, have a profound and immediate impact on our quality of life. From school boards and city councils to county judges and sheriffs, these elected officials have the power to influence key areas like education, public safety, housing, and healthcare Decisions made at the local level affect the quality of our schools, the safety of our streets, the reliability of public services, and even the taxes we pay
When we vote in local elections, we are choosing the leaders who make direct decisions that shape the very communities we live in Imagine how your community might look if we had officials who fully represented and understood our needs, concerns, and aspirations By voting, we help select those leaders who will advocate for better opportunities, more resources, and a better future for all
Your Vote is Your Voice
In America, voting is the only voice we have that truly counts and matters to our leaders By voting, we communicate our expectations and hold those in power accountable.
When our voices are absent, our needs are not prioritized, and our communities can be left behind
The truth is, we cannot afford to stay silent The policies and leaders we choose today will influence the future we create for the next generation. And if we don’t participate in the process, someone else will Sitting out an election means letting others decide our future and the future of our children, our businesses, and our communities It means allowing someone else’s voice to be louder than our own.
4TH ANNUAL PINE HILLS PARADE
The Pine Hills community is gearing up for an exciting celebration at the 4th Annual Pine Hills Parade, and you’re invited to be a part of it! This year’s event is set to highlight the spirit, talent, and diversity of a community that’s home to over 85,000 residents
The parade, which brings together local residents, students, businesses, and organizations, is a reflection of Pine Hills' unity and collective vision for a bright future.
Led by the Community for the Community
The Pine Hills Parade is organized by the Pine Hills Community Council in collaboration with the Pine Hills Safe Neighborhood Partnership and the Pine Hills Seniors
Join Us in the Parade
Whether you’re part of a dance troupe, a local business, a youth group, or a family that wants to get creative, participating in the parade is a great way to share your spirit and celebrate Pine Hills This is an excellent opportunity for schools, organizations, and local artists to connect with their community and inspire others
How to Get Involved
If you’re interested in participating, sponsoring, or have questions, contact Dr. Latanya Nichols, Parade Chair and President of the Pine Hills Community Council. Dr. Nichols can be reached via email at Nichols6500@outlook.com or phccparade@pinehills info, or by phone at 407406-3976
GUYANA
DIASPORA NEWS
Guyana’s discovery of massive offshore oil reserves in 2015 has sparked rapid economic growth, positioning it as one of the fastestgrowing economies in the world. With GDP growth projected to reach 25% to 30% annually, the influx of oil revenue is transforming the country’s infrastructure and services. Investments in roads, housing, healthcare, and education are underway, with a focus on diversifying the economy beyond oil, into sectors like agriculture, tourism, and technology
Opportunities for the Diaspora
For the Guyanese diaspora, this boom offers new chances to reconnect and reinvest in their homeland through business ventures, investments, or philanthropy. Rising living standards and government efforts to promote tourism are also encouraging many to return and re-establish roots. However, managing this wealth effectively is crucial to avoid the pitfalls of corruption and mismanagement, which could threaten long-term stability
Challenges and Concerns
There are concerns over political stability, equitable distribution of wealth, and environmental risks posed by expanding oil operations. With Guyana’s history of political tensions, ensuring transparency and balanced development is vital. The diaspora, which has experienced past political challenges, remains keenly aware of these issues
The Diaspora’s Role
The global Guyanese community has a key role in shaping the nation’s future Their investments, advocacy for good governance, and promotion of tourism are crucial as Guyana navigates this period of transformation. The coming years will determine whether this wealth drives inclusive growth and unity, making the diaspora’s involvement essential.
As Guyana steps onto the global stage, all eyes including those of its diaspora are watching to see if this moment of opportunity can lead to long-term prosperity
President
Announces $100,000 Cash Grant for Every Adult Citizen in
Guyana
President Irfaan Ali has announced a one-time cash grant of $100,000 for every Guyanese citizen aged 18 and older This initiative replaces a previously proposed $200,000 grant per household to avoid conflicts and administrative challenges President Ali emphasized that the new plan expands benefits to young adults who might not yet head their own households
Eligible citizens will need a valid national ID card or passport to claim the grant, which will be distributed in person. Guyanese living abroad are also eligible if they can travel to Guyana for registration. Vice President Bharrat Jagdeo clarified there is no residency requirement for receiving the grant.
The initiative is part of the government’s broader efforts to share the country’s newfound oil wealth with its citizens Since 2015, when ExxonMobil discovered over 11 billion barrels of oil offshore, Guyana has experienced rapid economic growth In 2022, the country saw the world’s highest GDP growth at 62.3%.
Additionally, President Ali recently announced plans to scrap tuition fees at the University of Guyana and other government institutions starting January 2025, as part of ongoing measures to boost public welfare and disposable income
Cultural Fusion and the Rise of Miami Carnival
While Miami Vice was introducing the world to a new image of Miami, Miami Carnival was bringing the energy and spirit of the Caribbean to the forefront The 1980s saw a wave of Caribbean immigrants settling in Miami, including large communities from Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago, Haiti, and the Bahamas As these communities established themselves, they brought with them their music, dance, and food, all of which began to enrich Miami’s cultural fabric.
Miami Carnival’s growth was fueled by this cultural diversity and the city’s openness to new traditions. The carnival evolved from a small gathering into a massive celebration of Caribbean culture, attracting thousands of participants and spectators As it gained popularity, it showcased not just the Caribbean influence but also Miami’s multicultural identity. Today, Miami Carnival is a major annual event that attracts visitors from all over the world, solidifying Miami’s reputation as a melting pot of cultures.
The Legacy of the 1980s: A Global Miami
Forty years ago, Miami was still searching for an identity a place caught between crime headlines and vibrant communities. The early 1980s were a time of transformation for the city, as cultural expressions like Miami Carnival and media portrayals in Miami Vice began to redefine its image
Miami Vice showed the world a city of sun, style, and action, while Miami Carnival celebrated a lively fusion of Caribbean cultures, affirming the significance of its growing diaspora Together, these two phenomena contributed to a new narrative about Miami: a city where cultures collide and creativity thrives, where danger mingles with beauty, and where a lively, diverse population can shape a dynamic future
Today, the legacy of the 1980s continues to influence Miami’s identity. The city is internationally recognized for its multiculturalism, its Caribbean ties, and its artistic flair Miami Carnival has grown into one of the largest Caribbean festivals outside of the Caribbean, while Miami Vice remains an iconic cultural reference that defined a generation’s perception of the city
Reflecting on 40 Years of Change
As Miami celebrates 40 years of Miami Vice and Miami Carnival, it’s a moment to reflect on the city’s journey What began as a place in flux, grappling with its future, has blossomed into an international hub of culture, entertainment, and diversity Miami’s story over the past four decades is one of reinvention a testament to the power of embracing cultural expressions and leveraging media to shape perceptions
The eyes of the world are still on Miami, a city where the rhythm of Caribbean music blends seamlessly with the glamour of Art Deco lights, where every year, the streets burst with the colors of Carnival, and where, 40 years ago, a crime drama showed the world what Miami could be
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REALESTATEWITH KADEEM
A Potential Drop in Interest Rates
One key factor that could shake up the real estate market in the coming months is the potential drop in interest rates after the upcoming election cycle Economic analysts suggest that political transitions often come with shifts in fiscal policies that could ease financial markets and, in turn, lead to a decrease in interest rates
If rates do drop, it would mean lower monthly mortgage payments for buyers a significant draw for those who have been hesitant to commit due to high financing costs For buyers who have been sitting on the fence, this dip in rates could make homeownership more affordable and attractive.
Strategic Time to Enter the Market
Given the potential for lower interest rates, now may be an ideal time to start preparing for a purchase Position Yourself Before Competition Heats Up: If interest rates do fall after the election, the real estate market is likely to see a surge in demand as more buyers jump back in.
Start the Pre-Approval Process: One of the best steps potential buyers can take right now is to secure mortgage pre-approval This not only helps you understand your budget but also positions you to act quickly when rates drop and the competition increases
Sellers Are More Open to Negotiation: With many buyers holding off due to high rates, the current market is somewhat in favor of buyers Sellers are more willing to negotiate on price, closing costs, and contingencies to attract serious offers Acting before the market shifts could mean securing a property at a more favorable price.
Investment Opportunity: For those who are not just looking for a home but an investment, a strategic purchase now could lead to significant returns as market conditions improve and interest rates potentially drop, boosting demand and property values
The Risks and Considerations
Of course, no market is without its risks Buyers should ensure they are financially prepared for homeownership, with
an understanding that while rates may drop, there are no guarantees The market is influenced by a variety of factors including inflation, economic growth, and geopolitical events Buyers should consult with real estate and financial experts to ensure they’re making a well-informed decision
While the real estate market has been challenging, the possibility of lower interest rates in the near future presents a unique opportunity for those ready to buy If you’ve been sitting on the sidelines, now is the time to start preparing and positioning yourself for success.
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The Caribbean Diaspora: Cultural Ambassadors
The Caribbean region is not only home to sun-kissed beaches, lush landscapes, and vibrant cultures, but also to a thriving diaspora that plays a crucial role in promoting and supporting tourism. Millions of Caribbean descendants live abroad, yet maintain deep connections to their heritage. These diasporic communities are more than just occasional visitors they are ambassadors, storytellers, and influencers who help shape the image of the Caribbean worldwide.
The Caribbean Diaspora as Cultural Ambassadors
For many Caribbean countries, tourism is a lifeline, and cultural tourism where visitors seek authentic experiences connected to local traditions, history, and heritage has been gaining momentum The Caribbean diaspora is at the forefront of this movement, acting as natural ambassadors for the region’s cultural tourism products They share stories of Caribbean traditions, cuisine, and festivals with their networks, creating an awareness of the unique offerings of their homeland
Whether it’s showcasing Carnival celebrations, promoting local foods like Jamaican jerk or Trinidadian doubles, or hosting events like Caribbean-themed street festivals, the diaspora actively promotes the region’s culture in their new communities
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This constant sharing of culture, from music to culinary delights, often sparks interest among their non-Caribbean friends and extended networks, driving curiosity and eventually tourism to the islands. The diaspora’s influence is one that money cannot buy it is deeply authentic, genuine, and effective.
Second-Generation Diaspora: A Wealthy and Eager Market
While first-generation immigrants are known for their nostalgic longing to reconnect with their home countries, it is the second-generation diaspora that presents an even more promising demographic These individuals, who were born or raised abroad, often have strong ties to their heritage due to their upbringing in culturally immersive households. They are frequently exposed to their parents’ stories of home, taught traditional values, and raised on Caribbean cuisine and customs This familiarity creates a sense of belonging and curiosity about their roots, making them eager to explore their ancestral lands.
The key distinction with this second-generation group is their growing economic power Many are professionals or entrepreneurs who have established successful careers, making them wealthier and more capable of indulging in travel and immersive cultural experiences For them, a visit to the Caribbean is more than a vacation it is a journey of selfdiscovery, a chance to connect with their roots, and a means of honoring their heritage
The Diaspora’s Role in a Resilient Future
As the Caribbean continues to emphasize its commitment to building a resilient tourism industry, the diaspora’s involvement is more vital than ever These cultural ambassadors and descendants of the region represent a valuable market that can drive sustainable growth and promote the region’s rich heritage. By deepening connections and investing in their ancestral homes, the diaspora can grow tourism in the Caribbean
The key to unlocking the potential of this demographic lies in understanding their desire to explore, honor, and preserve their heritage The Caribbean must position itself not just as a place to visit, but as a destination to reconnect with one’s roots and celebrate a shared cultural legacy.
SUN OF A BEACH OR WHAT?
Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Barbados, Jamaica and Trinidad as well as the rest of the English-speaking Caribbean? An old sailor in a Port-of-Spain bar told us that in Jamaica, beef pies cost $1 50 Goat pies cost around $2 and apple pies are about $2 50 In Trinidad the prices are roughly the same Cheese and onion pies are $1 50, steak and onion pies are $2 and cherry pies are $3 In Barbados a mushroom pie would cost about $4 and vegetable pie is about $1 75 When we asked him why he’s telling us all this, he replied, “These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean.”
But it’s not just the pie but the sky It is the sun of a beach in the Caribbean and the sense of humour wherever we go It is what our visitors, local or foreign, consider our warmth, hospitality, music, dance and food! We joke and laugh everywhere and every time, even if it is merely to keep our pain, or even anger, in control This is why I put the people first Even though I am a son of a beach, the sand, sea, sun and (some say) sex, are secondary The people of the entire region are funnier than Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Joan Rivers put together Here are examples from the three countries of our Caribbean pie-rate.
We start with Barbados From the day, 32 years ago when I started my columns, it was not the sea but the cricket where humour and concern were the players in the middle I had long dreamt of the day when I would sit in the stands of Kensington hearing the “Hoi! Hoi!” of the hoi-polloi, their “Cor Blimeys” and the agonised “Jeez-U” of puzzlement and exasperation “Give Hooper the ball,” a woman shouted Her companion told her it is the new ball and Hooper cannot use it “Why not?” she demanded “What they have against the boy?” Ambrose twice beat Sohail outside the off stump “Hoi! How he fishing so? He from Oistins?” Then the game stopped and the lady asked her friend “What happening?” He explained, “The umpire offer them the light ” She was angry, “But how he could come from England and give them we light? Like the man cornfuse!”
I owned a car, a MOKE, a word which the dictionary says is “a donkey or a stupid fellow ” When I took it to a mechanic, he told me, “Mister, is either you or the car Is better you change the car and keep the oil ” I asked him, “What for? To fry saltfish?” He laughed Both of us knew that in Barbados especially, “Nothing in the world is sweeter than saltfish” In fact, here is a joke that I first heard in Barbados After the first humans were created and made love for the first time, the Lord appeared and asked Adam, “How didst thou like it?”
Adam admitted it was incredible The Lord asked, “What about Eve?” Adam smiled knowingly and said, “She liked it too ” The Lord then asked for Eve, and Adam replied that she was in the river, washing Suddenly the sky darkened, and the winds roared Adam was alarmed and asked, “What’s the matter, Lord? What’s wrong?” And the Lord boomed in frustration, “Now I’ll never get that smell out of the fish
TING COUNTRY
Next was Jamaica where, from the moment I arrived, I learnt that it
By Tony Deyal
was “TING country” When I asked why that name I was told, “no big ting” What makes it more than a thing apart in the “Jam”, is that the missing “h” is added to words like “egg”, “omelette” and “auspice” It is true that most Caribbean people say, “Tings bad, boy Tings brown ” The great Barbados group, the Merry Men, sang, “All you hear this ting / My girlfriend, promise to give me some ting / And the bells goin’ ring/ and the birds goin’ sing,/ Cause she promise to give me some ting, ting, ting ” But it is in Jamaica where I heard my favourite “ting” joke In a bar in the countryside this “bad-john” or “tough man” sat drinking his liquor with his henchmen around him, when suddenly a stranger came up to him, smiled and without warning, touched him on his ear “Ting!” The bad-john was angry and upset and he grabbed the stranger intending to do him grievous bodily harm Undaunted, the stranger smiled sweetly and again touched the bad-john on his ear, “Ting!” The bad-john was now so angry that he started to laugh, almost hysterically, demanding an explanation The stranger, smiling sweetly, said that he was from Mars The bad-john said, “Who you trying to fool? You look just like we ” Smiling, the stranger unzipped his outer-skin, clothes and all, and stood revealed for what he was The bad-john was stunned for a moment and then laughed, “You Martians look real funny. What are you? Man or woman, or what?” The stranger grinned and said softly, “Man ” This completely threw the badjohn. He stuttered, “But how you could be a man? You have no ... no ... You don’t look like a man How you make love on Mars then?” The stranger smirked, looked at the bad-john, and touched him on his ear, “TING!”
As we move into Trinidad, the big “ting” now is crime, and it takes me back to a criminal named “Ghost” He was what the US would call a “Don” or powerful Mafia leader Before he came into the picture most of us used to suck our teeth and say loudly, “I Don!” However, this meaning as “finished” or “done” ended when ghost was around. One Christmas Eve night, ghost went with his friends into a rum-shop and asked the owner for rum, scotch, wine and beer. Ghost saw me passing on my way to midnight mass where my girlfriend was waiting for me and demanded I take a drink with him Regardless of how much nerve I had, it was not enough to tell ghost, “Sorry!” As I took my beer, the owner of the shop handed “ghost” a piece of paper Ghost asked the owner, “What is this? What the so-and-so is this?” “This is the bill,” the owner replied Ghost, after a long took at the owner, and in a tone which was a mixture of mockery and menace told the frightened man, “Well let me tell you this, and tell everybody what I say, my name is crime and crime don’t pay!” My missing church visit reminded me of the man who went to apologise to his very religious girlfriend for not meeting her in church However, he still ended up on her bed below a sign which read, “I need thee every day.” The next day the man put up his own sign, “Oh Lord, give me strength ”
*Tony Deyal was last seen asking the Almighty, “Lord, considering the kind of criminals and pie-rates we have in Trinidad, if you give me strength you also have to give me a gun, bullets, and then some bail money too ”
