6 Spring 2017 The Cheese Grater
Trump signs in “tremendous national holiday” celebrating “10s” Steve Bann’em President Donald Trump’s latest executive order has declared February 14th as National Patriotic 10s Day.
In response to an exasperated leftist media, the President reaffirmed his long-held respect for woman by retweeting evidence from March 2016, in which a presidential candidate avowed that “Nobody has more respect for women than Donald Trump!” (source: @ realDonaldTrump)
“To make America great again, America must celebrate the best of what makes America great: 10s; beautiful women. Tremendous,” the Mr Trump wholeheartedly advocates a hands-on approach to National Patriotic 10s Day, and is rumoured written order states. to have already allocated government funding for The executive order will “revitalise the Ameri- his new “Make America Jailbait Again!” campaign. can economy” by decreasing seasonal imports on foreign Chinese goods, such as Swiss chocolate and Dutch tulips, and skyrocketing the sales of home-grown equivalents – the ever popular Pennsylvanian-Dutch Amish woodcrafted tulips, and Swiss-style chocolateflavoured brown treats. “It’s a great response to the issues facing us a country of limited resources, fleeing enterprise, and divided people,” voiced one supportive pundit, at least a nine, “The rest can still get love, I guess.”
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The Cheese Grater’s Top Ten “10s” 1. 10 plagues of Egypt 2. Lords-aleaping 3. Interstate Freeway 10 4. 10 inkblots in the Rorsach test 5. MIDI Channel 10 (unpitched percussion) 6. 10 lost tribes of Israel 7. 10 primal elements drawn forth from the abyss on the first day of Creation 8. TENS machine 9. Pages in my fave book 10. Eleven
