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Neglected Projects Previous Considered Themes : Predictions for 2019 More Verses from The Bible / Translated by TinyWanda Common Taboos
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introduction the theme for this zyne is neglected projects — these are self generated assignments; based on a core idea & then developed to some degree, which are then abandoned or set aside because of a variety of reasons; this is usually caused by some snag that developed & rather than focus on overcoming it, my attention to it is distracted by other projects, until i eventually completely ( or nearly completely ) forget about it. other neglected projects have been on a back burner for a very long time, & i work on them from time to time, but i’m never able to put them all together or fill in important details which prevent them from ever being finished. another element that prevents these projects from being completed is that i absolutely loath making decisions, & while all of these projects are started with an inspired idea; — in order to continue developing them, i have to make a series of logistical decisions, & while i may move ahead through some of these bits, others become more & more muddled, generating several versions, which then must be sorted through & edited into a composite chapter, which becomes too tedious to endure ( !!! ) i do however manage to finish, or mostly finish, some projects, enough for them to be removed from the neglected folder. these are usually finished in a single sitting, or occasionally i may work on something for a few weeks, & then i finish some portion of it, before finding myself unable to continue developing it. what i really need, & have always needed, is more supervision. i have often thought that i could be a valuable resource to someone that was willing to manage my faculties ( ! ) this could be very lucrative for someone; as managers & facilitators will often make 50%, or more, of the income that their artists or musicians generate ( ! )
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the weavers Weaver is The Name of A Small Village of Characters that are based on Mystical Elementals, The Tarot, Q’Ballahian Forms &/or Merely Quirky Fashion Tropes. The Intention is to create A World that i would then draw upon for ‘Comix’ Illustrations, So that i can wean myself off of ReCaptioning Old Dennis The Menace, or Family Circus Comix. Other Ideas that fed into this; were The Witches Gallows & An Elaborate Gothic Doll House, Grimalkins, Not-Ghosts, Various Rants having to do with Mathematics, Infinity, Zero, Propositional Logic, Evolution &/or The PaAaSaF Argument¹ — What stalled me : Was that i’m very unhappy with The Character Illustrations & The Map of their Village ( ! ) --¹ That People are About as Smart as Fish.
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the cabbage codes i’ve done quite a bit of work on this; but i would really like to ‘Fill It Out’ with an eBook that could easily be ‘Published’ through either Amazon or Apple eBooks Projects. This is really painfully simple, but i can’t seem to get it ‘Organized’ ! What i find exceptionally annoying, is that i keep coming across other ‘Media References’ to The Kaballah &/or The Gematria; which are Much Weaker than my Cabbage Codes Treatments. Classically; The Jewish Gematria; for example; Allows The Letter :A: to have a value of 1, 10 or 100; While The Cabbage Codes Not Only assigns each Letter a Specific Rigid Value, But that Value is Determined by A Geometrical Structure which forces The Values of All The Alphabet’s Characters — & Yet; i can’t seem to get anyone’s interest in this ( !!! )
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Grimoires are effectively Witches Cook Books. They’re elaborately Illustrated & contain fabulous Recipes written in Esoteric Alchemical Notation with lots of insanely intricate geometrical designs of allegorical subjects. i have had this idea for quite a while to make a series of Grimoires & sell them on eBay or some other Appropriate International Auctions; Accompanied by sufficient faux documentation to suggest that they are Ancient, Recently discovered tomes with genuine magickal knowledge. The many pages would instead contain Cookies or Pie recipes, written in, say : 
 Arabic Characters, by someone that speaks only Spanish ( ! )
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confusables i’ve been collecting The Names of People & Films that are Confusing in relation to one another; Such as Cole Porter & Nat King Cole; John Corbett & Chris Pratt, Jeremy Piven & Paul Giamatti, James Franco & Ethan Hawke, James Garner & Rudolf Hess, Chuck Norris & Tim Allen, Buster Crabbe & Buster Keaton, Bertrand Russell & Ludwig Wittgenstein or John von Neumann & J. Robert Oppenheimer. This Confusion may be that The Two Look Alike, or for some other entirely different reason ! i would like to work this into some ‘Panels’ or perhaps & ebook, but it all seems very tedious ! James Garner
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alphabet cards This is one of The Simplest Ideas; To create a series of Children’s Alphabet Cards that are somewhat incongruitous; Such as using An Elephant, which is obviously The Universal Choice for The Letter :E: & Using it instead for :P: Pachyderm. The Illustrations would be Big & Fun, with several peripheral elements which shared this discordant theme; e.g.; President, Poke, Parrot, Peas, Plate‌ What is holding me up ( ? ): Finding good choices for all The Letters.
Something like this : Illustration by Suripatagonia ( ? )
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divination cards i’m fascinated by Tarot Cards & Deeply Annoyed that most Fortune Tellers use ‘Store Bought’ Cards ( ! ) i would like to make my own Deck that would be Severely divergent from The Usual Structure, so that they wouldn’t really be ’Tarot’ Cards at all; But more along The Line of Generic Divination Cards. What is holding me up though; Is that i also believe that these are genuinely magickal artifacts or tools, which when used ‘Inappropriately’, can open portals to other lands, allowing it’s denizens into our reality to cause mischief ! Some of my ideas for The Not-Tarot Cards include Variations on The Major & Minor Arcadia & An Additional Arithmancy Suit. i also think that The Deck should have either 3 or 7 Suits, instead of The Usual Four. The Minor Arcadia Categories Fire / Plasma / Pain / Electricity Water / Liquid / Milk / Blood / Tears Air / Vapor / Clouds Earth / Soil / Rocks / Wax Life / Spirit / Ghosts / Ba / Ka / Qi Magic / The Unknown Chaos / Randomality Suits Razor Blades Flies Buttons Pennies Radishes Paper Clips Pencil Stubs Wooden Matches six
this card is by Ellis Nadler, which i found on flickr, & his rough drawings are what has kept me from drawing anything for The last 5 years or more ! he has made me realize that i have so thoroughly neglected my own drawing skills that i just stopped drawing !
mastermind analysis i have a game called ‘Mastermind’; It’s one of those simple ESP or Logic Games that challenges The Player to guess The Colors of Six Beads. You’re given clues as you guess; But it often seems to me that i’m getting The Correct Sequence in far too few guesses; Suggesting a Strong Precognitive Factor Involved ( ! ) So i’ve been meaning to carefully go through several of my saved games & calculating how many possible pathways i avoided to get to The Correct Solution ? The Actual Methodology seems fairly straightforward, but it’s just very tedious, & i would like to present my ‘Proofs’ in A Friendly Graphical Form which has stymied me ( ! )
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learning x-code / apps i have a very long list of what i am ‘Sure’ are entirely original ideas for Phone or Tablet Apps, but learning X-Code or an Equally Intimidating Programming Language has been A Huge RoadBlock ! i have pretty well mastered several other programming languages, & i find it incomprehensible that functional programming languages have become more & more, rather & less & less complicated & bewildering ( ! ) If i could just find someone to hold my hand for The first couple of hours in familiarizing myself with how to get from first principles to a finished app, i am confident that i could figure that rest of it out on my own, but Apple doesn’t have any such classes, nor do any of The Colleges in this area ( ! ) & The Videos on YouTube are as Frustrating as The Many Books that i’ve bought ( !!! ) Do you know anyone that is fluent in X-Code, Squeak or Python ( ? )
Hide Subliminal Messages into Text Documents Model for Drawings / Re-Pose An Infinite Maze Morality Evaluator / What is Legal ? Phase Array Processor / Zoom a Zoom Are You Underpaid ? Magic Eight Ball Ouija Board Hide your Porn Poetry Assistant Dowsing (x Finder Tap A Tune Cabbage Codes Name Your Colors The Simple Test Doodle with Confidence 3D Izer Rearrange a Magazine’s Pages Tarot or Divination Analysis Ask a Question / Answer a Question Writer’s DeBlocker Lie Detector Face Reconstructor Anger Meter Is this a Good Picture? MC Escher Assistant Bee’s Eye Child Speak Translator Refrigerator Poetry eight
an incomplete listing of story fragments this is a listing of most ( if not all ) of my story & book ideas, some of which are active; in that i’m adding things to them, fairly regularly — while others are one shot fragments consisting of perhaps no more than a very raw idea or a snippet of dialogue. - Ant Farm · YoungCriminals · • Day Dreams • •· AmySalamander ·• Jumpers/Grimalkins The Planet Gesundheit ! The Other Stories MasterList Irene & Irwin.rtf The Carrot Club The Common Reality.rtfd The Window Angels Test Children The Gold Coin Spickle The Shoebox Tulpas Eveyrone calls me 'Amy' Reckless Brats The Other, Other Side The Cure Various Reboots of Well Worn Themes Various Series or Anthologies of a Theme The Accident Prone Child You Too Various Coherent Dreams Masturbation Fantasies ‘Non-Catholic’ Saints a filthy hotel room Another Secret Bad Mothers Concrete Goulashes Contagious Diseases Cowboy Justice Daemon & Death Fallen Man Mr. Ostentatious My New Best Friend Puppets fall asleep Report on Mr. Halibutt The Alleged Ability to Draw The Bitternuts The Black Project The Box
The Popes Ring Three Very Large, Fat Men !! Structural Thoughts A Christmas StoryA Man is struggling to cut up a dead body a nice fellow A Pickup Truck a table which can scan anything Amy & i create a world An Abusive Husband An Art Thief An Unexpected Murder Bad Planet Believing & Knowing Field Trip Flintstones World from The Near Future I Hate You ! Interweb lovers lap top computer is vandalized Look over there; It's Norma. Moon Grubs Name Comparisons PathOfFate People are mostly Robots Running Madly Down A Busy Downtown Street Slip That’s a funny looking gun cowboy. The Angel’s Slave The Cars ahead of us crawled along The Executioner’s Game The Foundlings The Helpers The Miniature Catholic Relic The Peanut Butter Wife The Reasonably Astounding Pe The Vatican Libraries Thing Maker Twelve Wild Adventures Two Human Women -Plus innumerable Little Ideas & Fragments
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an incomplete compendium of neglected projects Venn Diagrams for Propositional LogicAlien Autopsy Backed Gammon Ballard House Being or Nothingness Book Compare Most Popular to Oscar Winners Consciousness / Time Travel CrystalBall Biddles Electrical Switches Endless Mobius Story ExoArt & Analysis Suicide Vest Instructions Facial Identification Flag Rules Fortunateness i hate Science Language Learning Manifestos Mirrors mm ? / Focal Length My Obituary New Make a Rule New Translations -by TinyWandaThere are No HomoSexuals ! NotePads Probabilities Resolution of The Eye Rich & Poor Rotogram Word Search SmallestThings SnubCube Straight A’s Subliminal Work Sheet The End of ... Art, Music … The Seven Secret Alphabets TinyArtifacts For The Plastic Envelopes UnCode 11 Utopia 100 Vivid Recollections Artifact Evolutions Dull & Sharp Fix Once Upon A Time By Zapp Invisible Taxation
People Are Getting Dumber Random-Order Walking Stick Ideas What Is A Picture's Secret Message? Uncodes Instead Ofs Fractional Propositional Logic New Translations -by TinyWandaRiders of TheGoldenHamster Mischievous Ideas ! Murder Most Mundane Annoyances & Bête Noires Bumps&Ducts Documentation Conspiracy Wall Diabolical Experiments Invisible Security Judicial Reform Living Large Mischievous Alphabets Picoans & Koans Sad Things SteadyState·vs·BigBang Stop Perspiring! Taboos Time Travel Your UnReasonable Goal --A Series of 10 Cards for : What i Believe Best Arguments for Diaphanous Proofs A Reasonably Intelligent Creator Apollo Moon Landings Hoax Flat Earth Screen Saver Reality Physics Astronomy King of The World People are About as Smart as Fish AI / PreCogitators / Cogitators Art Flying Saucers Faeries
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