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Plank’s pastry project After 26 years in law enforcement, Officer Plank has decided to open ‘Sugar P’s Cupcakery’ in February with his wife.

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Check out

Bi-Center blowout Both the boys’ and the girls’ basketball teams get big wins over crosstown rival, Salina South in the Bi-Center on Friday, Dec.14.

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for photos, stories and more.

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December 20, 2012

Fine Arts Thrifting: old trends come back for more

By Hayley Hager The Pylon

Editor-in-Chiefs Emily Wood and Sarah Gage editor@chspylon.com

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Student Life MacKenzie Morris, Editor studentlife@chspylon.com

Opinion Sammy Jordan, Editor opinion@chspylon.com

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Feature Emily Wood feature@chspylon.com

The term “hipster” was once something people had a negative interpretation of, but nowadays it seems that the hip look is something more people are interested in. This holds true for freshman Akiyaa Hagendepusoir, who is noted around the school for her stylish outfits.

“I get a lot of my inspiration from Seventeen Magazine and I follow a lot of people on Instagram that dress well,” Hagen-depusoir said. “I just feel like a lot of people really don’t have much of a fashion sense.”

In order to achieve her unique look, Hagen-depusoir shops in and out of town at different thrift stores.

“My sister Shakera [senior], and I like to go to Goodwill and sometimes to the Salvation Army.

There is also an antique store downtown that has cool jewelry,” Hagen-depusoir said. “I actually get a lot of tips from my sister.”

Earlier in the year. the two sisters started making their own high waisted shorts that showed off their excellent taste in

fashion, and Hagen-depusoir has continued making and creating her own clothes.

“I made three pairs of high waisted shorts and recently made my own shirt,” Hagendepusoir said. “I just took one of my brothers old flannels and cut and bleached it.”

In order to have your own style, some personal creations may be in order. Cutting, bleaching and sewing old clothes to make new ones are ways that you are guaranteed to have a fresh, unique look.

Thrift stores also offer more of a vintage-inspired look, and with the changing seasons, girls are always after the newest and cutest trends.

“Right now I’m really into the look of big sweatshirts, scarves and tall boots. I have a pair of brown boots that I might even over-wear, but they just go with everything,” Hagen-depusoir said.

This season’s must-haves are oversized crewnecks, leggings, and boots. Winter is the perfect Maggie Vernon/ The Pylon time to rock the cozy but cute Freshman Akiyaa Hagen-depusoir. look.

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GAL RE This survey shows the top 5 favorite Christmas songs of 146 students.

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“All I Want for Christmas is You”

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“Jingle Bell Rock” “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer”

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#4 “Frosty #5 the Snowman”

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Senior Joe McKenna and Junior Aaron Thomas sing along with the mens choir at Joyous Noel.

Coming together in the name of Joy

By Hayley Hager The Pylon

Staff reporters: Sydney Dauer, Chandler Burris, Bailey Driver, Austin Huynh, Genna Salstrom, Beth Cash

J.D. Garber, Adviser jd.garber@usd305.com (785) 309-3578

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Email your letters, preferably limited to 500 words, to editor@chspylon.com.

Submissions must contain a full name for inclusion and we will contact you to confirm that you are the author of the letter. Letters may be edited for clarity.

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As the last Joyous Noel for the 2013 seniors and first one without vocal accompanist Joy Patrick, it turned into a memorable Christmas celebration for all.

“Joyous Noel is something I look forward to every year,” vocal instructor Mr. Holmquist said. “It’s a special time of year, and it’s been difficult without Mrs. Patrick here.”

Patrick was recently diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, resulting in her taking time off to rest to get through her chemo therapy. Without her charismatic spirit there to spend the holiday-inspired evening with the rest of the packed auditorium, the musicians performed in dedication to her.

The spotlight found its way

through the dim theatre to illuminate the combined choir students to harmonize the sound of Away In A Manger in honor of the beloved teacher.

“They [the choir] usually sing Silent Night,” senior Kiersten Suskey said. “But without Mrs.

“This is the time of year we think about togetherness.”

Mr. Holmquist Vocal Instructor Patrick there, I just don’t think it would have been the same.”

“Joy is my rock; she’s like a second mother to me. She keeps me on top of things,” Holmquist said. “But everyone did a great job of stepping up and working

through her absence. I am so proud; I have the best students.”

With every row full of guests all there to watch the teenage performers, nobody buckled under pressure, giving the best concert they could.

“We [the band] actually got our sheet music only a few weeks before the show, so it was pretty nerve-wracking. But I’m happy with how everything went,” senior Ronni Cox said. “I was very impressed.”

Each department was in the spotlight at some point in the evening, showing off all of the school’s musical talents.

When it was time for the performance of Away in a Manger, the blend of music came together as one.

“I love the atmosphere of Joyous Noel, the fact we all get to perform together,” Suskey said.

What do you do when you hear Christmas music?

“Think of baby Jesus.”

Shekhinah Jones Junior

“I want to sing, but I don’t because I suck at it.”

Bobby Kochase Senior

“Want to eat Christmas cookies.”

Olivia Atherton Sophomore

“Think of Christmas.

What kind of question is that?”

Trent Brown Senior

December 20, 2012

News Updates

Plank retiring after 26 years of service

3 New Years

Resource officer plans to open cupcakery with wife Resolutions

By Sydney Dauer The Pylon After 26 years in law enforcement, school resource officer Mr. Plank has decided that it’s time to retire. During retirement, he plans to golf, fish and do “all the stuff that retired people do.” However, Plank has given himself one more assignment: pastry patrol.

“When you have an opportunity to do something like this, you should go all in,” Plank said.

Plank and his wife, Marvena, are opening a bakery downtown called Sugar P’s Cupcakery. The bakery will feature cupcakes, cake pops and specialty cakes. Plank personally doesn’t have much baking experience, but he says that Marvena has been baking for what seems like forever.

“We’ve been discussing it off and on and decided to go for it,” Plank said.

However, don’t get the wrong idea. Plank isn’t leaving his current job to open the bakery.

“When you stock everything into law enforcement for twenty-six years, it’s time to relax,” Plank said.

Many may believe that opening a new business isn’t the most relaxing hobby that the officer could acquire for retirement, but Plank isn’t worried.

“At any age, to go after your dreams is amazing.

I’m happy for you,” fellow faculty member Mr. Bonilla encouraged, “I’ve got my sweet tooth ready!”

Sugar P’s Cupcakery will be

sharing space with Santa Cruz Burritos, a new restaurant offering healthy and glutenfree choices. The two new businesses will be located in the Sign Pro store front next door to Martinelli’s Little Italy downtown. The cupcakery is to open Feb. 1, 2013.

The Pylon Throughout the past years, USD 305 has seen many changes, including: new cell phone policies, a new superintendent, and most recently, changes to how we approach standardized testing.

This year teachers are being challenged to adapt their teaching to fit the curriculum that has been changed since the adoption of new state

standards as of October, 2010.

2014 school year.

Significant change is projected “We’re hoping to help to occur as students be younger “We’re hoping to help students better prepared students are to move through be better prepared to move faced with this new global upper level through this new global society.” society,” said thinking Dr. Corbin used to set Witt, executive Dr. Corbin Witt them up for director Executive Director of School success as of school Improvement they prepare improvement. to take more Now that complex and rigorous tests in our school district isn’t being math and English in the 2013tested in Adequate Yearly

When: February 1, 2013 Where: Downtown

Progress or No Child Left Behind, these tests will be more in depth and detailed, so students are required to use critical thinking skills. The standards these tests are being focused on will be helpful to teachers because it’s more in line with their teaching.

“I think there are benefits in this decision because students are up to a challenge in harder testing,” said English teacher, Mrs. Paradis.

Alumni returning to host student panel What should I expect?

Here are some helpful questions and information about the college student panel Who will be there?

• Savannah Allen • Lexi Beedy • Crystina Flax • Tori Happel • Brenton Hilbig • Casey Leister • Kris Lewis

What schools?

• • • • • • • • •

• Eric Luce • Rachel Norris • Zoe Rea • Jennifer Stoddard • Courtney Train • Chelsey Warner • David Weiner

Southwestern K-State KU Haskell Wichita State Kansas Wesleyan Gustavus Adolphus Emerson Hutch Juco

What to ask

1How difficult is your course load? 4What are your future goals?

2How do you manage your time? 5What has changed the most?

3What kind of extracurricular activities are available?

By Sarah Gage The Pylon On January 3, a student panel composed of alumni will come together to answer questions and tell of their experiences in their past semester of college.

The panel will consist of students from KU to Gustavus Adolphus, who will travel to take part in this opportunity that will be open to junior and senior students to attend.

“The purpose is to better equip our current students,” freshman counselor Shelda Burger said.

Burger is one of the number of staff members who is helping put together the student panel. She has helped organize the panel in years past and it has been quite successful in the past with a large audience consisting of collegebound juniors and seniors.

During the event, set questions will be given to the alumni to answer about their college experiences. They will vary from the size of classes to life skills they have acquired or needed in college. Students will be able to ask questions as well. This panel will allow students to understand and find out about what college life is like, and what aspects of high school will affect a person in college.

Opportunities like this allow prospective students to get an idea of what to expect before they leave for college in the next few year, as well as give them an inside look at several schools that alumni are attending.

“We should always make post high school opportunities available for students,” Burger said.

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“To meet David Bowie.”

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“To become a better student, do everything that my teachers tell me to do and keep my room clean.”

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“To become a straight-A student and go to state with basketball.”

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Student Life

If you could be any teacher, who would you be?

Tis’ the

sweater season

What makes the ultimate Christmas sweater?

“Mr. O’Neal because then I could walk for him.”

Santa Claus patch

Dyllan Smith Sophomore

Tacky middle button

“Coach Hall because his jobs seems the most fun.”

Snowman patch

Different patterns

Jack Helvey Freshman

“Mrs. Bigler because she is fun and treats students fairly.”

Jennivee Sterling Sophomore

Naomi Bower

Kaleb Speilman

K-lee Jones

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Junior

Lending a helping hand

Mrs. Shaffer’s class donates a large amount to STUCO’s Angel Tree

By Sarah Gage The Pylon

“Mr. Garber because everyone loves being in his room.”

Darby Miller Freshman

“Mrs. Paradis because she is really energetic and happy.”

Albert Fernando Freshman

The time of the year came again when donations for Angel Tree were collected from classrooms around the school.

This year, Mrs. Shaffer’s sixth hour class donated the most money, earning a pizza party last Thursday.

Sophomore April Kickhaefer donated $30 from her pocket to the cause, not knowing that her money was going to effect students she may know.

This year, STUCO bought toys and Christmas gifts for children in the area using money from their own account, and the money collected from the classrooms was used for a different cause. The student

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know. He didn’t donate in order to make a scene or draw attention to himself, instead he did it out of the goodness of his heart.

So now, because of Kickhaefer, Kinderknecht, and other

generous teenagers, eight students will receive $100 Walmart gift cards so they can buy Christmas for their own families, which they may not have been able to afford before.

Students stand in support of ‘cultural holiday’

By Genna Salstrom

“Mrs. Cullins because she is sweet and a great math teacher.”

council decided to try something new this year, using the donated money to buy Walmart gift cards for two students in each class at Central.

“It’s pretty amazing that I get to help someone, and they don’t know it was me,” Kickhaefer said.

Both Kickhaefer and sophomore Jesse Kinderknecht donated large amounts of money to the cause with humble spirits.

When asked if anyone wanted to donate any money one day in science class, Kinderknecht pulled out his wallet and dropped a $20 bill into the jar without a second thought.

When asked about why he donated $20 of his own money for Angel Tree, Kinderknecht replied saying that he didn’t

Juniors Gabe Geisen and Drayton Willeys’ houses look just like any other bright, festive homes around the holidays with colorful lights and Christmas trees. However, there is one thing extremely different about their situations other than Willey’s hatred of Christmas music. They are among the few Atheists in town, meaning they

don’t believe in the existence of a deity.

“Christmas is a cultural holiday with religious roots, but I still celebrate it because I appreciate the sentiment. I just don’t pay homage to God,” Geisen said.

Surprisingly, being an Atheist in a small town with 90 churches is not isolating, even during the holidays.

“I’m the only Atheist in an extremely Christian family, but

It’s not too bad because no one is trying to impose their religion on me,” Willey said.

Senior Jackson Mattek is i the same boat, using Christmas as a way to celebrate family and show what he’s thankful for instead of celebrating it in the traditional Christian way. Some Americans view this way of thinking as an attack, dubbing it the “War on Christmas.”

“Basically, the War on Christmas is the idea that

society is progressively becoming anti-Christian or antiChristmas because more and more people are saying ‘Happy Holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas.’”

Another reason for the War on Christmas is that people write it as “Xmas,” but the “X” is just a Greek abbreviation.

According to Geisen, there is no war on Christmas.

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December 20, 2012

Student Life The perfect recipe for an “ugly”

Christmas sweater

Disney characters

Falling snow

The top dates for

2013

Be sure to get these dates on your calendar for the final semester of the school year

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January 2.

January 2 Start of 2nd semester

Fall/winter patterns (leaves)

Big snowman figure

24-26 Hair Spray musical February 2 Sadie’s dance February 6-7 Parent teacher conferences March 4 Teacher inservice

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Rec basketball back in action 4.

By Austin Hyunh The Pylon According to senior Kaleb Speilman, a participant of the rec basketball league, the opposing teams will feel like they’re in the ocean because they are so wet from the three point line.

It’s that time of the year.

The City of Salina is once again offering a Parks and Rec basketball league that allows students to organize teams and compete against each other.

In the past years, like Speilman’s team, teams were known to be more of a comdey show when on the court instead of acting as

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Jack Long

Arin Schultz

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Senior

Sophomore

competitors. who’s to blame for these basketball bloopers is the Salina Bobcats, which was a Parks and Rec team put together by the members of the class of 2012. They

“We’re serious, mainly because we know we’re the best in the league...”

Anthony Darby Junior were the first ot make Rec basketball exciting to watch.

As this season of Rec ball starts, there are many teams

that take after the Bobcats, such as Speilman’s team.

“I believe that when you’re playing Parks and Rec basketball, you need to have a high selt esteem so you don’t have to worry what people think about you when you mess around,” freshman James Michel said.

Even though most of the teams in the Rec league are out their to make jokes, there are teams that actually play to win.

“We’re serious, mainly because we know we’re the best in the league and we will beat all the teams there,” junior Anthony Darby said.

Darby is amped to be

playing for the third year in a row and will continue to ball out on the court along side his fellow teammate, junior Joshua Martinez.

“We’ve been playing together for three years, and it really makes it easier for us to be good because we have a high chemistry with each other,” Martinez said.

Parks and Rec basketball provides students with a way to participate in a basketball game without the high pressure. Not only does it allow students to play care free and have fun, but it gives a competitive atmosphere to those who are looking for a serious game.

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In depth

The end is near

r is it?

According to the Mayan Calendar, tomorrow is the day the world is supposed to end so here is what you need to know

By Sydney Dauer The Pylon

Poll: Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?

While the exact cause of our destruction is yet to be pinpointed, the knowledge of our impending death can be overwhelming. When that school bell rings today, we have 10.5 hours until we die. You might as well live it up.

Before we all die, there are several things to take care of.

First order of business, as you leave the halls of Salina Central, tell every single person exactly what you think of them. Next, you get your booty to Imperial Garden and you thank all of those chefs for the delicious meals they have prepared for you over the years.

in 2010, students said...

Yes 15.8%

No 84.2% 329 students were surveyed during lunch in 2010

in 2012, students said...

Yes 16.6%

No 83.3% 222 students were surveyed during lunch Dec. 12

Now, we all understand that Whatever you choose to do our town isn’t home to one of with your last hours, make it the best shopping malls, but memorable. you’ll have absolutely no use for To those that seem oblivious money when to our obvious you’re dead. defeat, I have “To those that seem Go blow it all! three words No one cares if oblivious to our obvious for you: open you’re fat when your eyes. The defeat, I have three you’re dead. Go signs have been eat everything! all around us words for you: open Go streaking. for quite some your eyes.”

Free the time. Crocs animals from made over Petco. Go touch $1,000,000,000 Sydney Dauer everything that in 2011. The Senior says ‘Do Not inventor of Touch.’ Get in a Oreo creme fight. Throw a party. Go skinnyfilling died earlier this year. dipping. Try to solve a Rubik’s They’re still producing Kidz Bop Cube. Find someone with a CDs for crying out loud. The end Segway. Ride it. is near.

If these signs aren’t enough to convince you, I’ll enlighten you with some more ‘scientific’ information. The Mayans predicted our doom, some interpretations of the Bible claim that December 21, 2012 is the date of Armageddon, sun storms are becoming more intense, we are about 30,000 years overdue for a polar shift, and the Europeans have an atom smasher that creates mini black holes.

Let’s not forget that we live on the same continent as a freaking super-volcano that’s overdue for eruption that, if it were to erupt, ash would block the sun and propel the world into a new ice age.

What you need to survive a zombie apocalypse

Supplies: Water

Non-perishable foods Duct tape- it can hold together machine parts, tape sides of windows to keep radiation out in case of nuclear attack, used as wound dressing Baseball bat- doesn’t require ammunition or skill First aid supplies

Good athletic shoes for running- you don’t want an equipment failure while trying to escape zombies Hand crank radio- doesn’t require batteries and you can listen for safe zones Sling shot- used for hunting small game and self defense, never run out of ammunition

Safest places to be during the zombie apocalypse

Drive into zombies- they don’t pay attention to traffic rules.

(SUV’s are best)

end of the world

Apocalyptic projections aren’t so unordinary.

According to blogington.com doomsday has been unsuccessfully calculated many times.

Jan. 1, 1000 A.D. The approach of the new millennium led pilgrims, knights, and many others to think the Apocalypse and Armageddon was upon them.

Matthew 24:36- “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

I am Legend- A disease kills off nearly every human.

Once again, the turn of the millennium worried people. It was feared that computers and electronic systems would be the reason for the end.

On this day, all the planets were on the same side of the sun. Although they were not in a straight line, many people believed a series of natural disasters would be the end of times.

Matthew 24:30- “At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky.”

So say the world is doomed - have you fulfilled your wildest dreams? If you think the world is going to end tomorrow, here are just a few things you may ponder doing before time runs out.

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Here is how you say the world will end:

“ “ “ “ A big flash of light and everything is obliterated.”

Nancy Lieder predicted that a planet would enter our solar system and cause a polar shift on Earth that would kill off a majority of humanity.

Cherish your last moments with family and friends.

Senior

Joe McKenna Senior

Jump off a cliff with a flying squirrel suit.”

Cierra Wilson

It will explode into little pieces.”

Malik Veal Junior

Yellowstone will erupt and the polar caps will melt.”

Kaleb Speilman

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The Mayans have predicted this date as the end of the world. They think the sun is supposed to reach a solar maximum and the poles of the Earth will reverse.

Senior

Damion Cooper Senior

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Drive to Oregon or Florida with some people.”

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Casey Rayas Junior

Go bungee jumping.”

Nostradamus is seen as a ‘prophet’ by many. His books supposedly forsee the future and predict this as the end of the world.

Dec. 21, 2012

Nathan Garlow

Bungee jump from Mt. Everest.”

Senior

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Tell someone how you feel about them - love, hate or anything in between.

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Natural disasters, one at a time.”

What is your favorite end “2012” “The Knowing” “I am legend” of the world “The Day After movie?

“Armageddon” “War of the Worlds” Tomorrow”

On 6/6/06 , people thought that because 666 is referred to as the sign of the devil, the antichrist would return to the Earth.

Enjoy your final meals and eat whatever you want.

What’s on your end of the world bucket list?

Wall-E- The Earth is covered in garbage.

June 6, 2006

Do something that terrifies you, like skydiving or swimming with sharks.

Leave some evidence of your time on Earth.

File Photo / The Pylon

Austin Huynh references the Bible for verses relating to the end of the world

War of the Worlds- Aliens invade the planet.

Least safe places to be during the zombie apocalypse

March 10, 1982

Matthew 24:29- “Immediately after the distress of those days; the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’”

The Knowing- A massive solar flare lands and aliens attack.

Use your brain- you’re smarter than zombies. (Example: Lure zombies into a room & lock the door)

A preacher named William Miller and another man within the movement predicted many dates during these years as the end of the world. He claimed this after studying the Bible and making calculations

However, the book of Matthew provides some clarity for believers

The Day After Tomorrow- An Ice Age freezes the Earth.

If a family member becomes a zombie, you cannot change them back. There is no hope.

Jan. 1, 2000

Revelation 12:3-5 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

2012- a series of natural disasters.

Armageddon- An asteroid approaches the Earth.

The best way to reduce the effectiveness of zombies is to separate the head from the body.

1843 & 1844

Much of what is read in the book of revelations adds to the confusion about the end of the world. Check out the following excerpt and see what you think.

Here is how the movies say the world will end:

1. South High School- Two words: bomb shelter 1. A city- Stay away from highly populated areas 2. Basement- Isn’t that where you go during every emergency?

2. A hospital- That is where zombies generally start 3. Tunnels under Central- Warm, small, and zombies might not know 3. Interstate- You don’t want to be stuck in traffic during these attacks they exist. Plus, they are dark. Zombies are afraid of the dark.

4. Near fire- Fire draws in zombies because they can see it from a distance 5. Airport- You cannot escape zombies in a confined space, and although 4. Shopping mall- Has everything you need- weapons, food, clothes you could jump on a plane, eventually it would run out of fuel.

5. Gun shop- This one is pretty obvious

Timeline:

Ridiculous Revelations:

Deadly doomsday destruction

Combat:

Fire starters- like storm proof matches

of the world Biblical breakdown BEndCKET LIST

Hannah Boaz Sophomore

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Go 8 seconds on a bull.”

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Kiss Robert Pattinson.”

Jaylinn Dent Senior

Lane Hawley Junior

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December 20, 2012

In depth

The end is near

r is it?

According to the Mayan Calendar, tomorrow is the day the world is supposed to end so here is what you need to know

By Sydney Dauer The Pylon

Poll: Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?

While the exact cause of our destruction is yet to be pinpointed, the knowledge of our impending death can be overwhelming. When that school bell rings today, we have 10.5 hours until we die. You might as well live it up.

Before we all die, there are several things to take care of.

First order of business, as you leave the halls of Salina Central, tell every single person exactly what you think of them. Next, you get your booty to Imperial Garden and you thank all of those chefs for the delicious meals they have prepared for you over the years.

in 2010, students said...

Yes 15.8%

No 84.2% 329 students were surveyed during lunch in 2010

in 2012, students said...

Yes 16.6%

No 83.3% 222 students were surveyed during lunch Dec. 12

Now, we all understand that Whatever you choose to do our town isn’t home to one of with your last hours, make it the best shopping malls, but memorable. you’ll have absolutely no use for To those that seem oblivious money when to our obvious you’re dead. defeat, I have “To those that seem Go blow it all! three words No one cares if oblivious to our obvious for you: open you’re fat when your eyes. The defeat, I have three you’re dead. Go signs have been eat everything! all around us words for you: open Go streaking. for quite some your eyes.”

Free the time. Crocs animals from made over Petco. Go touch $1,000,000,000 Sydney Dauer everything that in 2011. The Senior says ‘Do Not inventor of Touch.’ Get in a Oreo creme fight. Throw a party. Go skinnyfilling died earlier this year. dipping. Try to solve a Rubik’s They’re still producing Kidz Bop Cube. Find someone with a CDs for crying out loud. The end Segway. Ride it. is near.

If these signs aren’t enough to convince you, I’ll enlighten you with some more ‘scientific’ information. The Mayans predicted our doom, some interpretations of the Bible claim that December 21, 2012 is the date of Armageddon, sun storms are becoming more intense, we are about 30,000 years overdue for a polar shift, and the Europeans have an atom smasher that creates mini black holes.

Let’s not forget that we live on the same continent as a freaking super-volcano that’s overdue for eruption that, if it were to erupt, ash would block the sun and propel the world into a new ice age.

What you need to survive a zombie apocalypse

Supplies: Water

Non-perishable foods Duct tape- it can hold together machine parts, tape sides of windows to keep radiation out in case of nuclear attack, used as wound dressing Baseball bat- doesn’t require ammunition or skill First aid supplies

Good athletic shoes for running- you don’t want an equipment failure while trying to escape zombies Hand crank radio- doesn’t require batteries and you can listen for safe zones Sling shot- used for hunting small game and self defense, never run out of ammunition

Safest places to be during the zombie apocalypse

Drive into zombies- they don’t pay attention to traffic rules.

(SUV’s are best)

end of the world

Apocalyptic projections aren’t so unordinary.

According to blogington.com doomsday has been unsuccessfully calculated many times.

Jan. 1, 1000 A.D. The approach of the new millennium led pilgrims, knights, and many others to think the Apocalypse and Armageddon was upon them.

Matthew 24:36- “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

I am Legend- A disease kills off nearly every human.

Once again, the turn of the millennium worried people. It was feared that computers and electronic systems would be the reason for the end.

On this day, all the planets were on the same side of the sun. Although they were not in a straight line, many people believed a series of natural disasters would be the end of times.

Matthew 24:30- “At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky.”

So say the world is doomed - have you fulfilled your wildest dreams? If you think the world is going to end tomorrow, here are just a few things you may ponder doing before time runs out.

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Here is how you say the world will end:

“ “ “ “ A big flash of light and everything is obliterated.”

Nancy Lieder predicted that a planet would enter our solar system and cause a polar shift on Earth that would kill off a majority of humanity.

Cherish your last moments with family and friends.

Senior

Joe McKenna Senior

Jump off a cliff with a flying squirrel suit.”

Cierra Wilson

It will explode into little pieces.”

Malik Veal Junior

Yellowstone will erupt and the polar caps will melt.”

Kaleb Speilman

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The Mayans have predicted this date as the end of the world. They think the sun is supposed to reach a solar maximum and the poles of the Earth will reverse.

Senior

Damion Cooper Senior

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Drive to Oregon or Florida with some people.”

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Casey Rayas Junior

Go bungee jumping.”

Nostradamus is seen as a ‘prophet’ by many. His books supposedly forsee the future and predict this as the end of the world.

Dec. 21, 2012

Nathan Garlow

Bungee jump from Mt. Everest.”

Senior

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May 2003

Tell someone how you feel about them - love, hate or anything in between.

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Natural disasters, one at a time.”

What is your favorite end “2012” “The Knowing” “I am legend” of the world “The Day After movie?

“Armageddon” “War of the Worlds” Tomorrow”

On 6/6/06 , people thought that because 666 is referred to as the sign of the devil, the antichrist would return to the Earth.

Enjoy your final meals and eat whatever you want.

What’s on your end of the world bucket list?

Wall-E- The Earth is covered in garbage.

June 6, 2006

Do something that terrifies you, like skydiving or swimming with sharks.

Leave some evidence of your time on Earth.

File Photo / The Pylon

Austin Huynh references the Bible for verses relating to the end of the world

War of the Worlds- Aliens invade the planet.

Least safe places to be during the zombie apocalypse

March 10, 1982

Matthew 24:29- “Immediately after the distress of those days; the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’”

The Knowing- A massive solar flare lands and aliens attack.

Use your brain- you’re smarter than zombies. (Example: Lure zombies into a room & lock the door)

A preacher named William Miller and another man within the movement predicted many dates during these years as the end of the world. He claimed this after studying the Bible and making calculations

However, the book of Matthew provides some clarity for believers

The Day After Tomorrow- An Ice Age freezes the Earth.

If a family member becomes a zombie, you cannot change them back. There is no hope.

Jan. 1, 2000

Revelation 12:3-5 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

2012- a series of natural disasters.

Armageddon- An asteroid approaches the Earth.

The best way to reduce the effectiveness of zombies is to separate the head from the body.

1843 & 1844

Much of what is read in the book of revelations adds to the confusion about the end of the world. Check out the following excerpt and see what you think.

Here is how the movies say the world will end:

1. South High School- Two words: bomb shelter 1. A city- Stay away from highly populated areas 2. Basement- Isn’t that where you go during every emergency?

2. A hospital- That is where zombies generally start 3. Tunnels under Central- Warm, small, and zombies might not know 3. Interstate- You don’t want to be stuck in traffic during these attacks they exist. Plus, they are dark. Zombies are afraid of the dark.

4. Near fire- Fire draws in zombies because they can see it from a distance 5. Airport- You cannot escape zombies in a confined space, and although 4. Shopping mall- Has everything you need- weapons, food, clothes you could jump on a plane, eventually it would run out of fuel.

5. Gun shop- This one is pretty obvious

Timeline:

Ridiculous Revelations:

Deadly doomsday destruction

Combat:

Fire starters- like storm proof matches

of the world Biblical breakdown BEndCKET LIST

Hannah Boaz Sophomore

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Go 8 seconds on a bull.”

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Kiss Robert Pattinson.”

Jaylinn Dent Senior

Lane Hawley Junior

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December 20, 2012

Athletes & Sports

In the Driver’s seat Bailey Driver The Pylon

Parents expect too much from their student athletes Nothing is more annoying than hearing the same parents in the stands criticize and critique their kid, or other players every game. We get it, we all know you’re flawless, and should be playing professional basketball.

BOX OUT! MOVE YOUR FEET! FOLLOW THROUGH! KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL! LET’S GO! C’MON, PLAY SOME GOOD DEFENSE! We’ve all heard these phrases from belligerent, screaming parents in the stands.

Contrary to popular belief, yelling will not make any player realize they have messed up any quicker or more effectively.

Any good player is aware when they have made a mistake, without being yelled at. Yes, a comment made every so often is acceptable, but encouragement

“Contrary to popular belief, yelling will not make any player realize they have messed up any quicker or more effectively.”

Continued dominance Girls and boys defeat South in first league match up Maggie Vernon / The Pylon

Junior Shaelyn Martin gets ready to pass the ball during the game at the Bi-Center. previous games, and the quick

By Carson Jett The Pylon The boys’ basketball team began their season with a 1-3 start, which normally would cause them to go into the South game with a sense of doubt.

Fortunately the team came in with some confidence, and after a few early shots and a quick lead, the team everyone has been waiting for came alive.

“We heard that South thought this was their year to beat us, and we wanted to go out and keep the streak alive and prove we were a better team than our record showed,” senior Mark Vaughn said.

The team came out from the beginning with intensity, which hasn’t been as prevalent in

start helped the boys’ gain back some confidence and become emotionally involved in their play.

“We came out early with intensity and hit early shots that built our confidence,” Vaughn

Girls

Central 43 South 30

Central 62 South 31

said. “My shot was off for the first few games but I just told myself I needed to go out and play hard and I knew my shot would eventually fall, and it did.”

The team focused on the defensive aspect of the game, creating steals and deflections,

which led to some easy baskets and contributed to their successful offensive night.

With the confidence that was presented early, the boys were able to connect and become the team they new they could be, which has finally set the tone and expectations for the rest of the season.

“We were all really pumped and intense and showed more emotion, which led to our confidence and success. We need

to continue these things and improve ourselves individually and together and we will reach our goals,” Vaughn said.

The girls varsity team also performed well against South, and were able to keep a comfortable lead throughout most of the game, improving their record to 3-2. Both teams are off for the holidays, but come back January 4 to host Campus at home.

Basketball gets suited up

The girls’ and boys’ basketball teams have gotten plenty of new gear in the last several years. They are capable of getting such nice and new equipment because of all the fundraising both teams do. At the beginning of the season, they write letters to family and friends in hopes of receiving a donation back. In return, each player pledges to donate some of their time volunteering in the community.

From uniforms to game-day travel suits to warm-ups, the following is a price breakdown of everything they have purchased:

Bailey Driver The Pylon and praise will do more than save you from sounding like a jerk.

I mean this in the least cheesy way, but playing in a positive environment only makes circumstances better.

There should be no worry or fear in talking to your parents after a rough game. Whether they’re aware or not, the talk shared with them after preforming either leaves a feeling filled with more disappointment and frustration, or leaves you with a warm, proud feeling.

A lot of times, frustration is built up for too long, and it starts to break down confidence and mental toughness. That is one of the last things you want to be thinking about, before it starts to affect games in the future. Although athletes should have a strong sense of mental toughness when it comes to taking constructive criticism, and not so constructive criticism, it’s still challenging to not be too hard on yourself.

Obnoxious opposing student sections are always going to try to get in your head. For example, Andover’s twenty rows they pack with out of control students taking over half of their gym is pretty intimidating.

But parents’ criticism will always hit a little bit deeper.

Boys

Maggie Vernon / The Pylon

Sophomore RaShun Allen defends South’s Justin Stonebraker.

Girls’ Long Sleeve Black Shooting Shirt: $20 per shirt

Girls’ Nike Travel Suits: $90 per set

Boys’ shooting shirts: $650

Boys’ warm-ups: $2080

Coach Andrews Boys’ highlight film, senior posters, calenders and lettermen markerboard: $70 posters: $1000 Gatorade cart: $400 Travel Bags: $45 per bag Paige Johnson / The Pylon

‘Play with Passion’ and ‘Play 25’ posters: $120

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December 20, 2012

Athletes & Sports Matt Martin leads boys’ swimming with early success

By Chandler Burris

free style, second in the 100 butterfly, first in the 100 back, second in the 100 fly, second in three relay events and a third place finish in the 400 free relay.

“There’s no telling how far the team will go this year but I definitely feel that we will get top three at league with how good the team has been doing. No matter how the season ends I’m happy that I could be a member of Mustang swimming and will always remember the experiences I’ve had here,” said Martin

The Pylon The swimming season only started a few weeks ago, yet senior Matt Martin has already qualified for five state events and took first place in every event he competed in at the first meet.

Martin started training for this season at the end of May, by joining a swimming club and attending swim camp in June at the University of Missouri. In addition to swimming he also lifted weights three days a week to build muscle.

“I want to get a school record and be a member of the Moby Dick speed club. The Moby Dick speed club is a club that is made up of the fastest

Sydney Dauer / The Pylon

Senior Matt Martin competing in the butterfly at the South Invitational. swimmers in Salina and is times,” said Martin. used as a goal setting tool by His training has paid off coach Smith to inspire us to so far this season with a try our hardest to beat the set first place finish in the 200

Other state qualifiers include: Noah Hadnot, Decker Gates, Erick Nilson, Bryen Baker, & Kyler Bell

Students raise level of school spirit

By Austin Huynh The Pylon A loud and supportive student section is always essential to help support our boys’ and girls’ basketball teams. Our student section has recently upped our game to match the requirements of a good student section that supports themes, but in the recent past, our student section seemed to not be so fond of them.

“I think the reason why our school hasn’t been into themes so much is because a lot of

Athletes in the mix Trey Cullins Boys’ basketball Justin Gaddy Wrestling Brooke Peters Girls‘ basketball Max Kuhn Boys’ basketball Noah Hadnot Boys’ swimming

people are too lazy to participate in them,” senior Luis Jimenez says.

This year, the students involved in the student section are in favor of having themes at basketball games as well as more school spirit than the was in the past. In doing so, the effect of being involved more will attract more students to the games.

“Our student section looks to do something original to set ourselves apart from other student sections. Doing that will make students want to go to the games more,” Jimenez says.

Brianna Chora / The Pylon

The student section cheers for the varisty boys during the MaizeSouth game, while supporting a white out theme.

Your biggest turnoff

Favorite app on your phone “‘My music app, Snapchat”

“T-Pain”

“Big ego, hairy legs, wizard beard”

“Justin Bieber”

“Stank breath and chewing with your mouth open””

“Snapchat, so I can Snapchat my best friend Grant Dodge”

“Christmas music”

“Bad teeth”

“Sudoku or Traffic Rush”

“‘Party in the USA’ by Miley Cyrus”

“People with better hair than me”

“‘Bike Race”

“‘Baby’ by Justin Bieber”

“Ratchets”

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numbers a quick look at numbers and stats about the fall sports season

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the number of hours the VETS team practices every month

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the number of points senior Mark Vaughn and junior Treyton Hines scored last Friday against South which was more than South scored as a team

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the number of events the boys’ swimming team has qualified for state in this year

On the Spot

Most embarassing music on your iPod

By the

“#blackberryprobs”

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the number of pinning victories the varsity wrestling team has had so far this season

44

the number of wins Coach Andrews has had in his first four years of coaching varsity girls’ basketball

53.5

the field goal percentage that the varsity boys’ shot against South

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the number of points that have to be scored in order for the student section to cheer when they are doing “Silent Night”

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the number of turnovers the boys’ varsity basketball team forced South to make

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December 20, 2012

Editorials & Opinion

Strange Phobias What is your biggest fear?

“Rats.”

-Lindsey Wood Freshman

“Balloons.”

A letter concerning the administration

By Sammy Jordan The Pylon Last year, in the March 15, 2012 edition of the Pylon, I addressed an issue concerning the Administration in regards to conduct in the student section at basketball games.

After comparing our meek section to Souths “towering” student section, I proposed a more “laissez-faire” approach to governing the students to the totalitarian crack down of last season’s student section.

The article was published after the last game was written in the hopes that the administration would rethink

when teenagers would rather their policies. Unfortunately, in the past few games, especially spend time in the dry ELO the south game, I have seen no classrooms than at an assembly. reform to the strict nature of the The issue with the assemblies administrations isn’t the content, activities, or supervision. cheers but It starts “I proposed a at the pep instead with the more ‘laissez-faire’ assemblies. atmosphere.

The negativity Assemblies approach to governing produced should be the students” looked forward from the administration to. Students Sammy Jordan should await the leading the pep in anticipation rally stymies The Pylon school spirit. for the announcement Instead of to leave with thankful squeals of demanding participation in delight instead of with disdain. chants, I urge the faculty to You know there is a problem allow students to set their own

level of participation.

By allowing for a student lead assembly and a student lead spirit section, school spirit will increase exponentially.

Last Friday, I was extremely disappointed in the administration. Tension between the “SK ballers” and VETs has finally subsided, by compromising a shared front row. Even after explaining the compromise, the administration continually patronized the “SK ballers.”

For the second time I address the Administration: take a step back from the student section.

Regulate but do not dictate.

-Alexis Allen Sophomore

“Nail filers.”

-Alex De Leon Junior

“Pieces of hair.”

-Jaylinn Dent Brianna Chora/The Pylon

Senior

Many students in the section chose not to cheer because of the limited cheers allowed to them due to the strict rule of the administration.

Staff Editorials: Negative societal expectations Staff vote:

Do societies expectations on the internet have negative effects on adolescents?

Voted YES

13 Voted NO

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Teenagers consume expectations instead of food

By Genna Salstrom The Pylon Society has always influenced self-esteem. Proanorexic websites, Barbie dolls and advertisements have all led to the national takeover of eating disorders.

In the 1950’s, males were supposed to be the provider, the king of the household, physically strong, and perhaps emotionally stoic in suburbia with 2 children, a wife and a dog. Nowadays, however, males are expected to have more emotional connectivity while still taking care of business.

Females in the 1950’s were expected to be dependent, “seen but not heard,” emotional, beautiful and a happy homemaker who lived for her husband and children.

In contrast, the modern day female is independent, goal-oriented and has a high paying job while still taking

the more likely they are to care of the house and children. develop an eating disorder. This Young girls have been playing with Barbies since their has obviously had an impact release in the 1950’s. However, since 42 percent of first to third if Barbie were a real person, grades want to be thinner and 80 percent of 10-year-olds are she would be 7 feet 2 inches afraid of tall and have being fat. measurements of 39-23-33 According (bust, hips, to the “Up to 24 million Doctors waist). Of course, no people of all ages and David M. Garner, Paul living woman genders suffer from an E. Garfinkel, has these measurements, eating disorder in the Donald Schwartz, and only 5 United States.” and Michael percent of Thompson, American females “The cultural Genna Salstrom naturally pressures on The Pylon possess the women to be body type thin and diet portrayed in have been linked to the advertising.

There are “pro-ana” sites expression of serious eating on the internet that glorify disorders such as anorexia and support eating disorders. nervosa.”

Because of this, CNN states that Eating disorders are a serious and growing problem the more time adolescent girls spend on social media websites, in today’s world. Up to 24

million people of all ages and genders suffer from an eating disorder in the United States.

95 percent of those who have eating disorders are between the ages of 12 and 26.

Anorexia is the third most common chronic illness among adolescents as well as the most fatal mental disorder with a mortality rate of 10 percent, which is 12 times higher than the death rates of all other causes of death for females between the ages of 15-24. Anywhere from one to four in 100 women will suffer from anorexia or bulimia in their lifetime. 20 percent of people suffering from anorexia will prematurely die from complications related to their eating disorder, including suicide and heart problems, and of the anorexia survivors, about 50 percent develop bulimia.

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December 20, 2012

Editorials & Opinion

Versus- Will the world end tomorrow? Kudos Reality of December 21 Expectations

& Call outs

The following are situations in which our students and faculty deserve praise for a job well done or to be called out for dropping the ball.

Kudos:

PRO: Evidence behind the end times

By Beth Cash The Pylon As of right now, we have approximately twelve hours until the end of the world, and there’s no stopping it. Although the Mayan’s calendar may have been completely wrong, there is more than enough scientific reasoning as to why our precious world is finally reaching it’s demise. Whether it be a sun storm, the European “Atom Smasher,” the Earth’s magnetic field switching or all of the above combined, December 21 is doomsday.

According to solar experts, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy that satellites have been destroyed.

If calculations are correct, the amount of radiation will reach it’s deadly peak by the end of 2012, blowing through the Earth shielding magnetic field which is

already in jeopardy.

Not only are the magnetic poles drifting apart twenty to thirty kilometers each year, but they’re also around thirty thousand years overdue for a magnetic pole switch; north would become south, and south would become north.

During the one hundred year process the magnetic field disappears, resulting in enough UV rays outdoors to crisp skin in seconds.

The Europeans aren’t exactly doing their part help solve any of these problems. Scientists in Europe have been building the world’s largest particle accelerator, the “Atom Blaster;” a twenty-seven kilometer tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, turning it on could produce many deadly results including mini black holes. As the date to fire up the gadget approaches,

the world could be crushed into a dense blob the size of a basketball.

The amount of scientists predicting a natural disaster by the end of 2012 is not a coincidence; something is

going to happen, and whatever is it will occur tomorrow. Tell your crush how you feel, go skydiving, or quit your job.

Literally live like there is no tomorrow.

Proof behind the Pro Solar storms:

Experts estimate as much as a seven percent chance of a super storm in the next decade.

Magnetic poles:

Magnetic poles drifting apart twenty to 30 kilometers each year.

“Atom Blaster”:

27 kilometer tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out about the universe.

CON: Science will back the skeptics

By Sammy Jordan The Pylon Tomorrow the Mayan Calendar will run out. Also, on the 21st, Jack Reacher staring Tom Cruise will open in theaters, Samuel L. Jackson turns 63 and “Georgetown Santas” will hand out candy and popcorn on Georgetown Road in Salina.

That’s pretty much all that’s happening.

Just as my personal calendar ends on December 31 every year, the Mayan Calendar will end, to be replaced by another apocalyptic timer created by another cult-like group advocating the destruction of human kind (in reality, the Mayan Calendar ended in 2000, as the Mayans did not account for leap year).

Using the Mayan Calendar is similar to using a sun dial to tell time when we have digital clocks or using the ancient slide rule Mrs. Nelson is fond of to calculate equations when we

have access to wonderful TI 84 calculators.

No offense to the Mayans. You guys invented some awesome stuff, like soccer and numerical symbols. So thanks.

For the second time in my career working on the Pylon staff, I will again disprove the apocalyptic theories surrounding the demise of human kind including the most popular theories such as gravitational altering planetary alignment, the approaching planet Nibiru, polar shifts and finally, life ending meteor showers.

1. Planetary Alignment The advocates of the apocalypse must have watched Hercules too many times as a child to come up with this theory. Planetary alignment has no effect on the earth gravitational force…nor will it cause titans to rise out earth’s crevices to seek revenge on Mount Olympus Gods. It just

won’t. The last planetary alignment was in 2000…and we’re all still here.

2. Nibiru It’s about as real as Tattooine or Naboo.

3. Polar Shift Theory The polar shift theory is the idea that the rotation of Earth will reverse. According to our scientific friends at NASA, this is impossible. Although the continents do move (at a rate of one inch per year), this has no effect on the magnetic poles. Even in the chance that a magnetic reversal were to occur, the shift would have little to no effect on the human race.

4. Meteor Showers Often, baby meteors trespass into the earths atmosphere, burning up before they even hit the ground. The last big mommy or daddy meteor to have actual impact on the earth’s crust was

65 million years ago. If you are that concerned about meteor showers, check out http://neo. jpl.nasa.gov for the local meteor forecast. This month predicts meteor free skies. So take a chill pill.

So to you believers, I think you’ve watched enough episodes of ‘Revolution’ and ‘Falling Skies.’ End your subscription to ‘The Inquirer’, call a help line to stop that nasty potpourri habit and pick up a copy of Time or The Economist.

The biggest threat to our society will not come from far off extra terrestrial threats, but instead from our own planet. We should spend less energy preparing for a zombie apocalypse or the collision of fiction planets and start focusing on real issues such as the dictator Kim Jong Uh, the quickly approaching fiscal cliff or most importantly…the closing of hostess brands.

-The score of the boys’ South/ Central game was 62 to 31. Holy cow. Thatta boys.

-Girls basketball team won 41 to 31. Poor kitties.

-THE STUDENT SECTION. The amount of spirit was crazy.

Our section was to maximum capacity and students were forced to sit elsewhere. Not only did we annihilate the Cougars of the court but we trumped them in noise level. Way to show up.

Lets do it again!

-Silent night. We scared the crap out of everyone in that gymnasium.

-Kaleb Speilman’s various sweaters. It’s almost too much for me to handle.

-Poetry night hosted by our favorite local rapper, Cash Hollistah, is tomorrow at Ad Astra (must be 16 years or older to attend).

-We’re done with finals!

-Christmas Break is tomorrow.

-The J-Room for looking like Christmas threw up all over it.

-Ghetto buns and leggings: the perfect female outfit for finals.

-Luke Stoss’ bow ties. You have class.

Call outs: -Grant Dodge wasn’t with us at the game.

-The end of the world tomorrow?

-We are STILL finding mice in the J-room. Where am I supposed to store my lunch?

-Global warming ruins my life. It’s taken forever to snow.

-So that means we won’t have a snow day. CURSE YOU FATHER WINTER AND YOUR LAZY ANTICS! -How is Santa going to land without snow?

-Finals.

-College kids invading our building. Visiting your high school is nice...but don’t stay for 3 hours.

-Barbies.

-Underclassmen who do not obey the hierarchy of student section.

-People whose birthday is so close to Christmas. Double presents? You lucky dogs.

-The initial statement on USD305.com regarding school safety was weak.

Their late response to tragedy in Connecticut allowed for the spread of rumors in our own school district. I am not confident that the administration and faculty were fully prepared concerning the alleged rumors about the local school shooting this week.

12 TOP 2012 snapsh ts FEBRUARY 6

MARCH 3

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MAY 5

December 20, 2012

File Photo/ The Pylon

The Forensics team captures its fifth title, ranking them second in the school for most state titles, only behind football.

TeeJay Johnson/ The Pylon

Maggie Vernon / The Pylon

Continuing the streak, the boys’ and girls’ basketball teams once again beat cross-town rival Salina South. The student section came together and brought incredible excitement to the Bi-center.

DECEMBER 14

OCTOBER 12

The battle for the sub-state championship was between South and Central in Newton. Central was victorious with a score of 32-13.

Sydney Kossow/ The Pylon

The wrestling team wins their first meet in many years. With new head coach, Shannon Peters, and solid underclassmen, the team is bringing wrestling back.

DECEMBER 13

Maggie Vernon / The Pylon

With an unexpected tie between candidates to make six, Alexis Nevarez is crowned Sadie’sKing at a Tuesday night basketball game.

2012 brought laughs, smiles, losses, victories and much more to our lives, but more importantly 2012 taught us what it’s like to be a student at Central.

Here are a few snapshots that we may never forget.

Paige Johnson / The Pylon

SEPTEMBER 14

Central students along with Joe’s Pet Project and a boradway singer performed at 305 Live. The event was also a workshop for music theory students.

OCTOBER 29

Maggie Vernon / The Pylon

During halftime of the Homecoming game against Saint Thomas Aquinas, senior Hayley Hager wins homecoming queen.

Paige Johnson / The Pylon

JULY 21

After a tough battle with sinus cancer, senior Kaleb Speilman is finally cancer free.

OCTOBER 14

File Photo/ The Pylon

Thespian Troupe 639 took their play Funny Money to the International Thespian Conference in Lincoln, Nebraska. They performed the play twice at the conference.

Orchestra performs their annual Halloween concert in costume. Freshmen Kinsey Barton and Capri Willard play the violin during the concert.

JUNE 29

The duo of senior Gabby Briggs and junior MacKenzie Morris win state doubles in tennis. The two ended their season undefeated with a record of 34-0.