STIMULUS 6
CityAndStateNY.com
March 8, 2021
SPENDING SPREE HOW THE TOP NYC MAYORAL CANDIDATES MIGHT USE THEIR $1,400 CHECKS. BY CAITLIN DORMAN
AS $1,400 stimulus checks start to hit people’s bank accounts, we’ve seen a characteristically toxic internet discourse on how people “ought to spend their money” evolve into a playful meme that delivers a better message: It’s up to you how to spend your stimulus during this hellscape
of a pandemic. $1,400 in the bank? Go to Red Lobster and order the whale. Head to Victoria’s Secret and make them tell you “the secret.” The mayoral candidates just announced their latest round of matching funds, so how would the front-runners spend their $1,400?
Maya Wiley at the pet store: "Give me every cat you have."
Andrew Yang to the MTA: "We’re doing free service on Memorial Day weekend."
Eric Adams at the farmers market: "This is going to be one hell of a smoothie."
Scott Stringer at Gallup: "Hi I'd like to commission a new poll, exclusive to the Upper West Side."
Shaun Donovan quietly whispers to himself: "It would have been $2,000 under Obama."
Ray McGuire at Foot Locker: "I’ll take another pair of Air Jordans, you can keep the change."
Dianne Morales to the NYPD: "This should be enough for your budget."
Kathryn Garcia at the New York City Department of Sanitation: "I’ll plow these bike lanes myself – I’m buying a Multihog."
