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7(%2% 9/5 6% 3%%. (%2 As the (get this!) very attractive Canadian, Robin Scherbatsky, who may or may not end up being the titular Mother, on How I Met Your Mother. If a funny, beautiful Canadian playing a funny, beautiful Canadian is typecasting, then we have no problems with typecasting. 7(%2% 9/5 7),, 3%% (%2 As S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Maria Hill, who will give Scarlett Johansson a run for her money as the sexiest hero in next summer’s Avengers. /. 7(9 #/")% 3-5,$%23 )3 ! 6%29 "!$ #!.!$)!. During an impromptu
quiz about Canadian television, it is revealed that she has never seen, or heard of, the classic series The Littlest Hobo. “I wasn’t allowed to watch much television as a kid,” she says. “I know, how ironic, right? But, I remember Breaker High. I had a huge crush on Ryan Gosling.” /. 7(9 #/")% 3-5,$%23 )3 ! 0%2&%#4 #!.!$)!. It’s clear she
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not a burger!â&#x20AC;? as soon as anything beyond beef and bun is mentioned. Those people are wrong. They are the same zealots who insist that there is one way to build a house, write a novel or avoid fatherhood. Better to ask people who might actually know what theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re talking about: the purveyors of some of this countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s greatest burgers.
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In the centre of our country, embedded into the side of a hill, sits a former Calgary public transportation bus, crimson and silver. Inside Rocky’s Burgers, owner Jim Rockwell lines his flattop grill with 8-ounce patties, just ground chuck and salt. “Ninety percent of my customers have the bacon cheeseburgers,” he says of his product’s simple appeal. Across town, at Charcut, Top Chef Canada finalist Connie DeSousa serves a “share burger.” Starting at 9 ounces, diners can order whatever size they want of the pork and lamb (or beef, if that’s what they’ve recently butchered) burger, grilled over wood, topped with cheese curds, fried eggs (one egg for every 10 ounces), served on homemade brioche with a jar of pickles. “We serve the burger with a steak knife and a pie spatula,” says DeSousa, who has received orders as large as 47 ounces, “to cut wedges.” For the last year, she and her co-chef John Jackson have been serving four-ounce versions of these, out the back door, as Alley Burger. Recently, Alley Burger has become a truck, announcing its location via Twitter.
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not just browning, but a crunchy texture and a deeper concentration of flavour. The unseasoned burger mix at The Stockyards is 50 percent chuck, 25 percent brisket and 25 percent a mystery cut that owner Tom Davis keeps secret. After his custom-made, stainless steel “smasher” presses each six-ounce sphere of fatty meat into the grill’s surface, a little salt is sprinkled, then again after it’s flipped. Like Davis’ mustard-seared burger and bone marrow/blue cheese burger, it’s served on a Dempster’s white bread sesame seed bun. While most burger mavens have a rough estimate for the fat content of their ground mix, Davis has a definitive answer: 24 percent. (!,)&!8
Mark Gray, chef of Brooklyn Warehouse in Halifax, is also fat-content savvy. His 7-ounce patty, composed of 50 percent chuck, 30 percent rump and 20 percent steak trim, is 18 to 22 percent fat. It’s passed through a grate three times, blended with garlic, onion, Dijon and Worcestershire sauce, and served on a challah bun from nearby Stone Hearth bakery. Owner George Christakos describes a Halifax scene similar to the rest of the country, but missing the burger boutique trend.
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Not that you need to limit yourself to the malty lagers of 6 percent alcohol or so that the Germans are so fond of; you have the entire world of beer from which to choose. So, in fall, when the chill just begins to infect the air, go for a big-bodied IPA like Tree Brewingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hop Head India Pale Ale, only slightly more potent than the beer you put away, but full of satisfyingly fruity malt and tongue-tingling bitter hops. If you want to up the ante further, reach for Railway Cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dead Elephant Ale, less assertive than the Hop Head but warming in its slightly higher strength and perilously quaffable. When the snow threatens to fly, follow the lead of a more northern beer-drinking people like the Belgians and try something malty and stronger still. Unibroueâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Maudite fits that bill; it is spicy and strong at 8 percent alcohol, and highly Belgian in character despite the brewery now being owned by Japanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sapporo. Or you can go directly to the source, with the dark and malty-sweet Gouden Carolus Classic, sure
to keep the winter blues at bay with its 8.5 percent alcohol. In winterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s depths, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s time to head even further north for inspiration, all the way to Yorkshire, England, and the Scottish moors. From the family-owned Samuel Smith brewery comes their textbook winter warmer Yorkshire Stingo, an 8 percent alcohol paean to the comforting effects of chocolatey malt and patient oak-aging, while the centuries-old Traquair House brewery demonstrates that the Scots embrace more than whisky to ward off a chill, with their potent and treacly (in a good way) House Ale. Fill your fall or winter glass with one of these rich and satisfying ales and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll soon be wondering how you ever made do with one beer year-round. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also be a bit buzzed.
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the stock innards and stitched in a heap of components from the M3â&#x20AC;&#x201D;its suspension, steering, lightweight wheels, wide tires and its steel/aluminum compound brakes. M bootcamp also added 4-centimetre fender flares, wider front and rear tracks, and a weight loss of 35 kg (77 lb.), mainly by deleting the sunroof. The result? One hell of a dialed-in chassis, with near-perfect weight balance and wicked cornering potential. The CoupĂŠâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s engine is a massaged version of the direct injection, 3.0-litre, twin-turbo straight-six also found under the hood of the Z4 Roadster andâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;purists rejoice!â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a six-speed manual is the only available gearbox. The aluminum mill makes 335 horsepower and 332 lb-ft of torque from a low 1,500 rpm, and with a push of the steering wheel-mounted M Drive button, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll get from standing to 100 km/h in just 4.9 seconds. On track, we found ourselves turning in late, sharp, and then tramping the throttle to get the turbos whirring and the M-specific stability control and limited-slip rear diff pushing power to the pavement. The next corner arrives wonderfully quickly. Performance aside, the 1 Series M shocks by way of simplicity. The driver
faces a thick-rimmed M wheel, the manual gearshift, a basic radio and dual-zone climate controls. Sport seats, Alcantara trim with orange stitching and a few other cosmetics set the M apart from its siblings, but it remains otherwise austere, and better for it. You still get technology like rain-sensing wipers, ambient lighting and dynamic cruise control, as well as an optional Harman Kardon stereo and navigation system, but such frivolities are hardly in line with this carâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true spirit. Considering how dialed-in and pugnacious BMWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s freshman 1 Series M is, we were saddened to hear only about 200 will be available in Canada this year. Consolation? This off-the-cuff comment from Russell: â&#x20AC;&#x153;We should always be planning a small car like this.â&#x20AC;? Damn straight you shouldâ&#x20AC;Ś 30%#)&)#!4)/.3 02)#% $53,600 0/7%2(/53% 3.0-litre twin-
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souls, but also reverse-mirror images, for if Thompson is considered among the most distinctive writers of his generation, Depp is an inveterate shape-shifter: it’s no coincidence that Rango (whose wobbly walk and Hawaiian shirt have their own eccentric echoes of Raoul Duke) is literally a chameleon. Adapt or die: movie history is littered with examples of pretty boys who never bothered to learn how to act. Depp’s early roles in A Nightmare on Elm Street—where he died in a geyser of stage blood—and the TV series 21 Jump Street could have pigeonholed him as a teen idol with Tiger Beat looks. Always more ambitious than that, Depp rebuked matinee-idol opportunities for a variety of brilliant disguises. In Edward Scissorhands, he buried himself in pasty makeup and steel prosthetics, channeling the grotesquerie of old monster movies but giving the character some proto-emo soul; his subsequent collaborations with director Tim Burton, who has used Depp as his muse in seven different films, have also provided ample opportunity for lavish games of dress-up, from Ichabod Crane to Willy Wonka to Sweeney Todd. A three-time Oscar nominee—and he should have won one for his un-nominated turn in Burton’s Ed Wood (1994), in which he affectionately embodied the worst director of all time while rocking a fluffy angora sweater—Depp has his pick of playing any person (or reptile) that he likes. With this in mind, it’s telling that the film he really wanted to make was The Rum Diary. Written in the early 1960s but not officially published until 1998—around the same time that Depp’s flamboyant turn in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas helped to introduce its author to a whole new generation of readers— the novel was widely perceived as being autobiographical, a youthful self-portrait laced with anger and disillusionment. Thompson’s typically lively prose relates the story of how a New York journalist named Paul Kemp moves to Puerto Rico to work at a local newspaper, where he comes to realize that the older, more experienced writers there are a sad lot. The narrator’s fear at ending up the same way as his harddrinking colleagues is, ironically, what drives him to commit his most self-destructive acts—a fascinating paradox when viewed 88
in light of Thompson’s own ornery commitment to dangerous, medically inadvisable extracurricular activities even as he became internationally famous. Kemp’s mixture of cynicism and hedonism makes him a juicy role, even if he’s a little less spectacularly weird than Raoul Duke—but then, who isn’t? It’s no surprise that Depp would want a part like that for his own. He coasted through the CGI landscapes of Alice in Wonderland—a walking special effect, perhaps, but hardly an actor at the height of his powers. The Tourist, a cheeky thriller that cast him opposite Angelina Jolie, was derided as silly and implausible. Even his last outing as Captain Jack Sparrow was a bit of a nonstarter: Michael Bolton swashbuckled better in Andy Samberg’s killer SNL music video parody. The Rum Diary could be a chance for Depp to return to being a critics’ darling (and an Oscar nominee) but it’s not just a cannily chosen star vehicle: it’s a labour of love. And, like many such projects, it’s taken a while to get to the screen. Depp had originally wanted to make the film back in 1998, when, according to an article in Culture magazine, he had unearthed a draft of a screenplay while he and Thompson were rummaging around the latter’s basement. “[Hunter] thought it was pretty good, and we made this deal in the middle of the night that we’d make it into a film and produce it together,” explained Depp, adding that he promised Thompson it’d get done one way or the other. It didn’t happen easily—as if anything involving Hunter S. Thompson was going to go down smoothly. The production went through many stages before cameras rolled in Puerto Rico in 2009. The script bounced around Hollywood for years, attracting a number of major actors—including Nick Nolte and Depp’s Fear and Loathing costar Benicio del Toro—but never sticking. In 2001, Thompson became so frustrated with the American production company The Shooting Gallery—who had the rights before going bust later that year—that he wrote a characteristically profane letter to one if its executives. “We have a good writer, we have the main parts cast and we have a very marketable movie that will not even be hard to make,” fumed Thompson in between curses and accusations. He concluded his missive with a threat that he
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Thompson at Big Sur in the early 1960s.
AS A MODERN MAN, you’re the beneficiary of thousands of years of innovation in personal grooming— from the first caveman to run a fish skeleton through his matted locks to the advent of multi-bladed razors, 3-in-1 moisturizing body wash and calf implants (more on those in a bit). As such, there’s no reason you can’t make a couple of improvements yourself. Regardless of whether your grooming regimen hasn’t changed since university or if they know your name at your local manspa, you too can evolve, and look and feel better for it. And before you get all, “I’m not an eyebrow-tweezing, chest-waxing, eye-mask-wearing girly man,” on us, consider this: better grooming doesn’t have to mean grooming more (or waxing)—it just means grooming smarter.
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ProGlide3 ($15) is wellmade, efficient and, compared to some shaving options, affordable. Never mind all of the comfort strips and whatever else it has above the blades; they are mostly useless. What is important is that the blades are thinner and, combined with the pulse action, they actually provide a more comfortable shave. 3HAVING &OAM Nivea Extra Moisturizing Shaving Cream4 ($10): Nivea has the good sense to add vitamins and sea minerals to their cream. However, we’re not going to lie—if you just refrain from using shower gel or hand soap to lather up, you’re already doing better than many. )N 0RAISE OF A 'OOD %LECTRIC 3HAVER If you’re
cultivating the rugged three-day-beard look, the unfortunately named i-Stubble5 by Conair is adjustable down to 0.4 mm, ensuring a consistent length every trim. ($70)
/BEDIENT (AIR Kiehl’s Crème with Silk Groom ($26). With silk powders and naturally absorbed moisturizers from wheat and soy protein, and jojoba oil, this cream doesn’t so much hold your hair as encourage and organize it.
THE BRUSH You Should Use Yes, brush. Combs are good for quick touch-ups, but brushes are better. Here’s why: The classic hairstyles that have made a comeback as of late are best achieved with a hairbrush. Combs, with their singular line of teeth, don’t provide the even tension necessary to control your hair, leading to unfortunate bumps and flips—especially if your hair is wavy to begin with. Pick up a boar hair military brush (the kind without a handle) from Kent. The bristles pull at the hair, from root to tip, breaking the natural bonds and getting rid of kinks and flyaway. Plus, the bristles provide a kind of natural conditioning by evenly spreading out your natural oils. Also: it feels good. +ENT -3 "OAR (AIR -ILITARY "RUSH FROM
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!DD A .IGHTLY &ACE 7ASH Nightly face washing is good for your skin and there’s no reason to rely on your girlfriend’s Neutrogena. Better to use a cleanser that is formulated for men’s skin to get rid of the daily grime while protecting your sensitive pores. Baxter of California Cleanser, with aloe and age-fighting panax ginseng root extract ($13), it will leave your skin clean and healthy-looking, without added girly-smelling fragrances. )NVEST IN A 3HAVING "RUSH Even if you still use the goo from a can, using a shaving brush gets you a better shave. The bristles raise your hairs so they are easier to cut, thereby decreasing the times you have to scrape your skin with a razor. Kent has been in the brush business for more than a hundred years. They are still the best ($45). 3TART 5SING 'OOD 1UALITY (AIR 0RODUCTS American Crew’s classic line of grooming products is the best step up from what you're using now. Their shampoo is perfectly balanced for a man’s hair, and their styling products offer you enough strength and choice, all with the signature scent that is as recognizable as it is nostalgic (shampoo, $15, grooming cream, $20). S HAR P F O R M E N. C OM ħ 95
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