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Contents 8 A Note from the Editor 10 3 Shots 14 Meet the Men of David 44 Inside the Main Event 50 Ready for Hope 54 Seen@: Atlanta Eagle 56 Seen@: Jungle 60 Seen@: Party with Impact 64 the Scene 66 Bartab 68 Datebook 70 Kyle’s Bed & Breakfast 72 Fairyscopes 74 Favorite Bitch 76 Bitch Session

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A Note from the

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“Hot” is What You Make of It

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s you can probably tell by our cover – and definitely will be able to tell by our content in this issue – our first-ever Men of David event is reaching its climax. After a few months where you, our readers, have nominated and voted on contenders for the Man of David title, you’ll get to decide on the recipient this Saturday.

One aspect of the contest that’s created some discussion, though, revolves around one word we’ve used during this whole campaign: “hot.”

More specifically, what constitutes being “hot.” We heard some of the initial mutterings about this being a contest only for “ripped, muscled, club kids,” or other niches within the community.

Fortunately, plenty of you didn’t think like this, and instead decided to nominate people you thought were hot. The result? A mix of ages, body types, and personalities comprise our finalists. The voting in this contest was fierce and highly competitive.

Since I started as editor in chief of David Atlanta, one of my top priorities has been to make this magazine more representative of our community as a whole, while sticking with the types of coverage that have made David Atlanta an institution in our community. It has absolutely thrilled me to see the different communities represented throughout the Men of David contest, and I can only hope that the next time we do something like this, even more members of the community will be represented. I’ll do my part, and I hope you’ll do yours.

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ven if she weren’t drop dead gorgeous, this blonde bombshell will take your breath away with her accent alone. She’s Belinda Escott, Blake’s own thunder from down under, and the Australian “beauty” of “Beauty and the Beat” Thursdays.

What has been your craziest experience as a bartender?

This girl came in, and she seemed fine; I had only served her two drinks. But next thing you know, she’s trying to take all her clothes off on the bar, and just…(laughs)…like, went completely from 100 to zero in 2.5 seconds, and it was horrifying!

And I just couldn’t get her to calm down, or keep her clothes on. And then she ran to a trash bin and proceeded to throw up.

She wasn’t completely naked; she couldn’t quite figure it out.

Say a customer walks up to order a drink, and says, “Surprise me.” What do you do?

I always ask them if they like sweet…so if they go for sweet, I’ve got this cool drink – it kind of tastes like a SweeTart. I always find out what they’re about a little bit, and then just kind of go for it. But I’m at 100% so far; no one’s ever returned a drink.

What is the worst thing a customer can do?

(Snaps) Ah…click their fingers. I think that if a person does that to anybody in customer service…I think most people here, though, have basic courtesy, and that’s really important. It’s been a great experience because of that; our clientele is really, really nice. And I think that being a gay club makes a difference, because most gay people have had, you know, situations in their life when they’ve been challenged with feeling accepted.

So I think that gay people tend to be a little nicer in general, and a little more courteous. I mean, that’s my take on it.

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ou’ve nominated your picks for Atlanta’s hottest men.

You’ve voted for the finalists of the competition. Now it’s your turn to select the firstever Man of David, live at Jungle at 9 p.m. on Saturday, April 26.

Before you find out more about our finalists, though, we want to talk a little bit about the beneficiary of the Men of David event – AID Atlanta. We spoke with Branden Lane, one of the nominees of the Men of David contest and the Individual Giving Officer over at AID Atlanta, about his passion for the organization. Rather than filtering it through an interview, we decided to give Branden the space to talk at length about the importance of AID Atlanta as an organization, and the importance of the Men of David event as a fundraiser.

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he journeys I witness of the children, men and women we serve at AID Atlanta inspires me and my colleagues to help change the stigma associated with HIV/AIDS, serve those affected and explain why the mission of our agency is so important. People don’t understand how we serve almost 50,000 people a year. They don’t understand how we help people live life to the fullest.

for responses when people look puzzled as I explain that infection rates are rising in the female community. I see the shock on faces when I talk about the affected babies I see outside of my office.

I know I constantly push events, pitch people for money and talk about AID Atlanta and HIV/AIDS on social media. The issue is serious and must be out in the public. People don’t grasp the reality of the epidemic and how it affects someone once they are diagnosed.

Most don’t grasp the magnitude of our work. We work in 20 locations serving 18 counties. We work in prisons, hospitals, county and state departments, I have not only been inspired by the people we serve high schools and colleges. and my colleagues that fight for those affected, but also stories shared with me about the early days of AID Atlanta was founded in 1982 as a grassroots the epidemic. We can’t forget. response and now has transformed into the largest, oldest and most comprehensive HIV/AIDS service Recently a local DJ told me how she would go gro- organization in the Southeast. With this responsicery shopping when she got off of her late night bility we must raise no less than $7.5 million each shift. She would see people with AIDS out doing their year to serve those affected and to reduce new shopping. They were afraid of stigma. I have read a infections. dear friend’s journals filled with clippings of friends’ obituaries from the 1980s and 1990s. Pastors have I want you to join the finalists and me for the Men shared memories of almost daily funerals. of David competition at Jungle on Saturday, April 25 at 9 p.m. When you come out and vote for your faThe faces and almost guaranteed death sentence of vorite finalist to become the winner, you help us do HIV/AIDS have changed. life saving work. Your support enables AID Atlanta to continue it’s 32nd year of educating the commuNow my generation has become stagnant about the nity about the stigma and reality of HIV/AIDS. You crisis still impacting Metro Atlanta. So many do not help us continue to save, touch and transform lives truly grasp the early days of the epidemic and un- through education, research, client services and priderstand how serious it was. There is a mentality mary patient care that includes of suite of services. now that everything will be okay if people become positive. Once infected, that perception is often I hope to see you Saturday as these Men of David changed. We tend to forget those infected in the 80s raise critical funds and stand with our agency in and 90s still face health issues. solidarity against HIV/AIDS. When you come out and show your support you are taking a stand Yes, there have been wonderful breakthroughs. against new infections and for those affected in our But, with these breakthroughs we have reached community. a plateau of infections. Atlanta ranks number five for new infections out of major metropolitan US cities. I have seen our community watching idly while Individual Giving Officer 18–24 year old black men in Atlanta have become AID Atlanta number one for new infections in the country. I wait

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kyle adams Age: 27 Birthplace: Twin Lakes, GA. Pretty much a village south of Valdosta.

Occupation: Healthcare Administration Relationship Status: Happily Unattached

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Bar: Ten Atlanta Restaurant: Tin Lizzy’s Atlanta Drag Queen: Miami Royale Celebrity Crush: Vin Diesel What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

Being a part of something like this means opening up doors and opportunities, and being granted the possibilities to extend a hand and help provide services to those that are in need.

What makes a guy “hot” to you?

Physically: eyes, great smile, and set of arms. Arms will make me weak in the knees. Mentally: someone that isn’t easy to figure out. I enjoy doing the chasing.

What are some of your most unique attributes?

Most people say my laugh. It’s a loud and boisterous giggle that will automatically make other people laugh. I’ve been told my giggle helps others get into a better mood. ;-) Other have said my eyes, that they are calming and intriguing.

What’s your favorite aspect of Atlanta’s gay community?

The diversity, from the everyday, guys next door, to the twinks, the bears and cubs, then on to the leather daddies, drag queens, jocks...the list goes on and on... Atlanta’s gay community is rich with diversity, and also has the organizations that represents and supports all aspects of the gay community and life.

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jeremy ryan allen Age: 28 Birthplace: Portsmouth, VA. Raised in Texas.

Occupation: Personal Trainer Relationship Status: Single

Favorites

Bar: St. Regis or my patio chilling with friends.

Restaurant: TopFLR, St. Cecilia Music: I like all kinds of music, but I was raised in Texas, so I’m a big country music fan.

Film: All the Marvel superhero movies.

What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

As gay males, I feel we have a social responsibility to care for what happens in our community and to raise awareness for the issues we deal with on a daily basis. I feel honored to be a part of Men of David because I try in my career and lifestyle to be the type of positive role model Men of David is looking for. This includes: living a natural/healthy lifestyle, making YouTube videos to teach people proper workouts/nutritional plans, helping my personal clients as a personal trainer to become the best they can be and being an active member in the Atlanta community.

Are you involved in any community groups or as an activist?

I help out with a nonprofit organization named Thriving Children, which helps abused/neglected/exploited children find shelter/food/support. I also help out with the Tony Awards, because theatre arts are a huge passion of mine!

Anytime The Lion King or a musical comes to town at the Fox Theatre, I’m there knowing every line!

What makes a guy “hot” to you?

A sense of humor is a must, and I really look for a guy with a good heart. I’m a Texas raised country guy who really wants to settle down and have a simple life inside this metropolitan city. My goals are to meet an amazing guy both inside and out, and have kids down the line. Having a family is most important to me in my future, and it would be amazing to meet that one guy to experience a family and a life with...

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jared allman Age: 29 Birthplace: Texas Occupation: Actor Relationship Status: TAKEN

Favorites

Bar: Burkharts Restaurant: Seven Lamps Atlanta Drag Queen: Destiny Brooks Celebrity Crush: Ryan Gosling What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

Being part of this contest is an honor because it was both based on a voting and nomination process. It’s always an honor to represent our community and give back in a positive way.

Are you involved in any community groups or as an activist?

I am currently involved with GLAAD and am on the Atlanta Leadership council. I am always striving to be more of an activist and bring awareness to the topics and issues that are near and dear to my heart.

What makes a guy “hot” to you?

To me aside from the physical attraction. I am insanely attracted to a gentle sweet old soul. Someone that is kind to me and strangers and does sweet things to get my attention.

I am a sucker for it.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Read. Play video games. VEG out. Hang with my family.

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philip bonneau Age: 31 Birthplace: New Orleans, LA Occupation: Graphic Designer/Photographer/Artist Relationship Status: Existential

Favorites

Music: I have a very eclectic taste, but at the moment enjoying London Grammar, John Newman, Linkin Park and I seem to be forced to listen to Dylan Michael on a regular basis.

TV Show: Scandal, House of Cards and Once Upon Time Atlanta Drag Queen: Evah Destruction Celebrity Crush: Zachary Quinto What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

For me it is all about being able to do something fun to help AID Atlanta and the community. The Atlanta community hosts a tremendous amount of fundraisers throughout the year. Not everyone is able to donate as much as they want to financially for all the great causes they love, but it is through participating in things such as the Men of David that really makes a difference for a charity on a different level. Volunteering to participate is just as important as writing a check.

Are you involved in any community groups or as an activist?

Through my various art shows I’ve had the pleasure to work with many of Atlanta’s charities. I’ve used art to raise funds for AID Atlanta, the MISTER Center, the Atlanta Bucks, Joining Hearts, Lost-N-Found and have donated art for various other charities. On some level with my art I’ve become a bit of an activist where I have strove through my works to teach people acceptance of those that are different and compassion for what we keep inside ourselves.

What are some of your most unique attributes?

I’d say that my most defining attribute is probably my mouth.

I am a very open book and I tend to not leave anything off the table for discussion whether it be something hard to talk about or very light and humorous. I rarely have a filter when it comes to what I am passionate about and very much enjoy the process of getting to know yourself and asking questions.

Anyone who has seen my art knows I have an incredible intensity to my thought process, but also a great sense of humor.

I’ll make myself the butt of a joke if it made someone have a better day. That said...my tube sock picture does seem to get noticed a lot.

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tony gowell Age: I’m old enough to work for a living, yet too young to retire.

Birthplace: I like to imagine into the hairy muscular arms of a great Doctor.

Occupation: I work for the best event in Atlanta – Dragon Con! Relationship Status: I am married to the amazing Andrew Anderson.

Favorites

Music: I am a huge fan of anything Sia has ever done, even when she was with Zero 7. She’s so fucking weird.

Atlanta Drag Queen: Ruby Redd!

Celebrity Crush: I’m a whore: Channing Tatum, Vin Diesel, Kevin James, Seth Rogen, Jason Momoa, Noel Fisher, Ty Olsson, Andy Samberg, Drake, Pitbull What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

It means that finally a fat kid is represented. The gym bunnies are totes adorbs, but the Atlanta community is much more than perfect-bodied homos. Our beautiful community is comprised of transgendered, overweight, obese, rail thin, athletic, lethargic, older, monogamous, polyamorous, rich, poor, struggling, bored, happy, depressed, alcoholic, religious, engaging, dispondent, shy, outgoing, nervous, political, and self confident men and women...and they are just as important to be represented in David Atlanta. Their stories matter, and are what will really help connect the different facets within the GLBT Community of Atlanta. I want to help bridge that gap with a real and frank face and voice. I am a Man of David.

Are you involved in any community groups or as an activist?

Absolutely I am! Not only do I work for Dragon Con, an annual event that fosters over 45 million dollars in revenue for the downtown Atlanta community of businesses each year, but I engage in several activities and events each year for area charities. I recently assisted in a clean up project at Sweetwater Creek Park, and have a LUPUS walk at the end of April. I have a day in May where myself, and other Dragon Con superheroes will be assisting our Official Charity, the Atlanta Community Food Bank...with a day in their facility sorting food to be distributed. In the Fall, my softball team The Honey Badgers, will once again be part of the South Paw League.

The League sets up several opportunities for all of us to assist the local animal charities. If I have the great honor of being the face of David Atlanta for 2014, I’m sliding some of those prizes right over to the Lost and Found Youth organization.

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griff king Age: 28 Birthplace: Simpsonville, SC Occupation: Manager at Blast900 Relationship Status: I am happily dating my beautiful Rick Twombley, one of the top 9 hotties.

Favorites

Bar: Ten Atlanta TV Show: The Golden Girls Atlanta Drag Queen: Phoenix Celebrity Crush: Chris Hemsworth or Sigourney Weaver (Don’t ask. I saw her in Aliens in the early nineties and that whole butch thing kind of got me going.)

What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

Other than the obvious of competing for a title of ‘Hottest Man,’ being a part of Men of David is an honor. It means a great deal knowing that this is a competition that I was voted into by my peers, was catapulted into the top 9 by the overwhelming votes of friends and family; all the while being given the opportunity to give in return. It gives me a sense of pride being able to help and give hope to those in dire straits by donating to this great cause.

What do you like to do in your free time?

I spend hours in the gym on a daily basis. So one could say that fitness is my passion. Some who know me, know that I am an artist at heart. I live to draw, paint, write, or perform in any media that I can get myself into. It’s a passion that really gets ignited once I get that chance to create. Spending time with friends is also something that I love doing when I get the chance. There’s nothing like hanging around a bunch of guys that ‘get’ you and don’t care how weird you are. I also love being in the outdoors, especially when hiking and exploring new things are on the agenda. It’s my jam. I guess you could say that I am kind of a kid in that sense, always wanting to see and do and climb all over things. Lastly, I am a video game enthusiast. Give me a rainy day or stay-at-home night, and you can bet I will have a controller in my hand.

What’s your favorite thing about Atlanta?

Besides the food? Atlanta has some of the coolest neighborhoods. From Little 5 to Brookhaven, Atlanta is just as diverse as its people. With the Beltline underway, it makes venturing to the neighborhoods that much easier, and you know I love exploring!

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bru krebs Age: 43 Birthplace: Birmingham, AL Occupation: Real Estate Broker and Home Builder Relationship Status: Single

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Bar: Jungle Restaurant: Ten Atlanta TV Show: Modern Family Celebrity Crush: Cristiano Ronaldo What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

I am glad to raise awareness and help with the fundraiser.

Giving back to the community that has given me so much is probably my main focus here.

Are you involved in any community groups or as an activist?

I am a sponsor for Joining Hearts which benefits AID Atlanta.

What makes a guy “hot� to you?

Honesty, a beautiful smile and someone who takes care of themselves.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Play with my Doberman Zorro.

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rick twombley Age: 37 Birthplace: Pittsburgh, PA Occupation: Owner/trainer @ Rick Twombley Fitness, LLC, Professional Dancer and Stunt Man Relationship Status: In a relationship with other Top Nine hottie Griff King

Favorites

Restaurant: Bangkok Thai Atlanta Drag Queen: Phoenix Celebrity Crush: Chris Evans and Joan Rivers (any bitch who is 108 years old and can still read someone as flawlessly as she can has a special place in my heart!)

What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

To be quite honest, it is flattering to be involved in a contest looking for the “Hottest Man in Atlanta,” but it’s even more flattering and humbling to see the support that my friends, family, clients and even strangers have shown, and continue to show, through this process. There’s nothing like knowing a community has your back and wants you to succeed.

What makes a guy “hot” to you?

Besides having a full set of teeth? Hands down, it is a quick wit and a stellar sense of humor. Also, someone with a true, undeniable talent really turns me on. Following that, he has to be fit and live a healthy lifestyle, love animals, and be willing to live and embrace my Buffy the Vampire Slayer obsession.

What is your passion?

Keeping my boyfriend Griff out of the pantry! She can down an entire bag of Kettle Chips in a single breath!

Obviously, fitness is extremely important to me, and sharing that passion with my friends, family and clients. Dance, choreography and acrobatics also continue to be great passions in my life, even though I’ve “retired” from that world.

Outside of my professional world, cultivating honest, lasting relationships with the people closest to me is paramount. And writing....I still want to write novels when I grow up.

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gerald valentine Age: 31 Birthplace: Brooklyn, NY Occupation: Technical Specialist for Sprint Relationship Status: Single, I think. LOL.

Favorites

Restaurant: Papi’s Music: All genres. Hip-hop, R&B, electronic, techno, pop, reggae. Anything that moves me physically and emotionally.

But Rihanna is one of my favorite artist.

TV Show: American Horror Story, Bad Girls Club and Mob Wives are my guilty pleasure.

Atlanta Drag Queen: Lateasha Shante Shuntel.

What does being a part of Men of David mean to you?

This is actually something new to me. Though I’m very sociable, I never put myself in the eye of the public. But this can give me a foundation to spread some positivity in the community. Plus have some fun at the same time.

What makes a guy “hot” to you?

Swag, humor, being genuine/humble, and intelligence. A nice smile doesn’t hurt.

What do you like to do in your free time?

I love to laugh, dance, and eat. I work out five times a week. I also bowl often. I’m a thrill seeker to the fullest.

What is your passion?

Making others laugh. I have a passion for children and technology. I have mentored kids, especially young males without a father figure, for the past 14 years. Ultimately, I want to start a community center for children or mentoring program.

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main event Y ou’ve nominated your picks for Atlanta’s hottest men. You’ve voted for the finalists of the competition. Now it’s your turn to select the firstever Man of David, live at Jungle at 9 p.m. on Saturday, April 26.

We’ve revealed our finalists earlier in this issue, and they’re a diverse group of hot men representing different parts of our larger community. At the Men of David event, they’ll be working to raise money from you that not only benefits AID Atlanta, but helps determine if they’re the Man of David.

But what else can you expect at David Atlanta’s first-ever Men of David event? Try a mix of what we’re most famous for including in our issues: sexy men, drag queens, hot music and drinks. We’re also holding a silent auction with some fine items provided by our evening’s various sponsors. And that’s just for general admission. VIP admission includes a special pre-event reception starting at 8 p.m., light snacks, samplings of Smirnoff, VIP swag bags, and more.

Calisto and the Smirnoff Men: The Honorary Men of David Calisto Harvalias, the LGBT Specialist for Diageo Spirits, never turns down an opportunity to give back to the LGBT community and his beloved City of Atlanta. When this former model and Mister New York found out that he was one of this year’s nominees for Men of David, he knew he had to be involved in the event.

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“When I was told about the nomination, I was so flattered,” he said. “Then I found out it benefits a wonderful charity, AID Atlanta. My managing director, Frank Mendez, and I definitely wanted to help out by being a sponsor of the contest with Smirnoff Vodka. I knew it might be a conflict of interest to be a sponsor and a contestant, so I decided to sit on the sidelines and cheer on my handsome peers.”

certainly opinionated – and that’s why we love her. Lady Bunny is our special guest performer for the Men of David event, but don’t be surprised if you find her somewhere else around the club that night looking for one (or more) of our finalists.

If the delicious libations of Smirnoff aren’t enough, keep in mind their involvement in Atlanta’s LGBT community.

Numerous LGBT events in Atlanta are sponsored by Smirnoff throughout the year. Smirnoff has, most prominently, served as an official Atlanta Pride sponsor for 13 years.

For any party, there are certain ingredients that are essential to making the mix successful. The right guests, the right atmosphere, the right entertainment – all of these can make or break an event.

And with an event like Men of David, the DJ is an element that ties the whole evening together. When it comes to Atlanta-based DJs who never fail to keep the boys coming back to the dance floor, David Knapp consistently comes to mind.

“Atlanta has always been well known for its drag and its bevy of male beauties,” says Lady Bunny. “Not that I’m At the Main Event, Smirnoff will be the official vodka of the that picky! When we were roommates in Atlanta, RuPaul evening. Smirnoff Specialty Cocktails will be at the bar made loves to tell the story of how I came home from a night of from Smirnoff No. 21, as well as the Smirnoff Sorbet Light clubbing to find a burglar in our home. But instead of calling the police, I had sex with him! So let’s hope that one line, a new reduced calorie vodka line. of the Men of David ‘steals’ away my heart at Jungle!”

Calisto will be at the event with his studly Smirnoff Promotional Men. Feel free to ask him, the Smirnoff Models, David Knapp: or Frank Mendez about the Smirnoff brand or a specialty The Men of David cocktail suggestion.

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Calisto adds, “Frank Mendez and I, and all the Diageo family, are so proud to sponsor the Men of David benefiting AID Atlanta, and we would like to cordially invite you to come out to Jungle and support AID Atlanta. And of course, the spirits that support you as you!”

Ruby Redd: The Men of David Emcee

Knapp has been in the upper echelon of the DJ community for more than 20 years. He helped to pioneer the character and energy of the South Beach, Miami club scene in its foundational years. Knapp has also presided in the booths of such legendary nightspots and events as Amnesia Tea Dances in South Florida, Limelight in New York City, Disney’s Gay Days, Provincetown’s Fourth of July parties, and many, many more.

Plenty of drag queens have signature looks, but few Atlanta drag queens have as distinctive a look as Ruby Redd. The Armorette and host of Ruby’s Redd Light District is known around town Be sure to stay after the Men of David event wraps up, for her no-holds-barred take on camp drag. While we’re taking over Jungle for the night, as Knapp turns up the volume for the rest of the night at the presence of the normally-scheduled Ruby’s Redd Light Jungle.

District isn’t completely gone for the evening. Ruby Redd herThe Men of David event is Saturday, April self will be presenting the finalists, and will be the Master of 26 at 9 p.m. at Jungle (2115 Faulkner Rd Ceremonies for the evening’s festivities.

NE). General admission is $15, and VIP admission is $45. Tickets are available Lady Bunny: at the door. To purchase tickets for the The Men of David event in advance, visit davidatlanta.com/ Special Guest menofdavid.

Few drag queens who first made it big in Atlanta are as well-known around the world as Lady Bunny. For decades, Bunny has brought her comedic sensibility to audiences from Atlanta to New York and beyond. She’s loud, crass and

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The Fundamentals of Giving: Mike Woodside Brightens the Future in the Fight Against AIDS

By Dylan S. Goldman

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is name is Mike Woodside, and his fundraising abilities and accomplishments are hair-raisingly impressive- and in Atlanta, unmatched. Last year, Woodside creating Ready For Hope, a soon-to-be organization focusing solely on fundraising events, with the help of nine close friends. Mike, through R4H, puts the fun in fundraising with inexpensive events around town.

Woodside, with the help of R4H, is responsible for raising over $30k for AID Atlanta last year alone. And Mike is the official top fundraiser in the history of the Atlanta AIDS walk – which is al- 18 and July 6, featuring DJ Karlito and DJ Vicki Powell respecmost a quarter of a century! At the moment, AID Atlanta is his tively; the annual pool party on August 23; and a big R4H weekmain focus, and his and R4H’s sole beneficiary. end September 12–14, to name a few. “Our kick-off party will have former Atlanta resident DJ Luis Perez; Wayne G will be our “Right now, AID Atlanta is the only organization that I actively headliner DJ for the Saturday night Main Event, and there will raise money for,” said Woodside. “When I work on a project I like be feature a performance by local celebrity Phoenix,” Woodside to give 100%, so I’m focused on one charity at this time.” explained. “DJ Serving Ovaness will spin after hours, and local DJ Duo Travis and Eric will close the weekend out Sunday at the Last summer, with the help of his R4H team, Mike put together closing party!” their first-ever fundraising BBQ, Bear B Q, at Atlanta Eagle. With the rainy weather we were having last summer, he didn’t know R4H will also hold a second Knock Out AIDS photo project. “[It] is what kind of turnout to expect. “It rained all around our Bear a way for everyone to get involved and show that they will stand B Q weekend, but luckily the sun came out and the patio was and fight to stop this disease,” Mike explained. “For an additional packed,” he said. “The support from the community was out- fee, anyone can join the fight and have their photo taken with our standing! After expenses, we raised over $5,000.” boxing gear.” Participants receive a digital copy to post to their social media accounts.

Now, after the outstanding success of R4H’s first fundraiser, Bear B Q, and a laundry list of other exciting R4H events, is back Ready For Hope has been selected by several local groups as for its second year – and Mike has raised the bar for 2014. “We their charity of choice this year. hope to raise at least $5000 or more at the Bear B Q and $30,000 [total, by] Ready for Hope,” Mike said. He also strives to raise an “The Atlanta Flyers softball team, sponsored by the Hideaway, additional $10,000 privately through his online donations. is organizing a drag softball event on June 30 called Dirt in the Skirt…and are donating a portion. The Friends Friday bowling The Bear B Q will take place April 26 from 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. on league is having their annual ‘Guys are Dolls’ show on August the patio of the Heretic. “Fifteen dollars…is your donation to 23 at Jungle, and will also be donating to our charity from their the cause,” Mike told David. “You will get unlimited draft beer, proceeds,” Mike added. “Also, FROGS Cantina is going to donate burgers, hot dogs, chips, music by DJ Martin Fry and a patio full 20% of their daily sales on June 13 to [R4H].” off your best friends joining together to make a difference in our battle to end this disease that has infected or affected all of us So save these dates and save lives, all while enriching your own. in some way.”

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Friday, April 25 • 7 a.m.–10 p.m. • MetroFresh (931 Monroe Dr NE, Suite A106) • metrofreshatl.com Whether it’s breakfast, lunch or dinner, a portion the proceeds of any purchase made at MetroFresh today will go to AID Atlanta.

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Friday, April 25 • 7:30 p.m. • Phillip Rush Center (1530 DeKalb Ave, Suite A) • aidatlanta.org Heard all the talk about PrEP, but still have questions? Join Gay Outreach at AID Atlanta for a discussion about PrEP and learn more about this new option in protecting yourself against HIV.

Men of David

Saturday, April 26 • 9 p.m. • Jungle (2115 Faulkner Rd NE) • davidatlanta.com/menofdavid You nominated them. You voted for the finalists. Now it’s time for you to make the final decision and choose the 2014 Man of David from our lucky pool of gorgeous finalists! The event is the culmination of the Men of David contest, a search for the hottest men in Atlanta. Proceeds from the event go to benefit AID Atlanta.

Men of David features Ruby Redd as emcee for the evening, with a special performance by Lady Bunny and music provided by DJ David Knapp. A silent auction benefitting AID Atlanta will also take place at the event. These boys are working hard for the title, so don’t disappoint them. Come out and support them while providing muchneeded funds for a terrific non-profit organization.

Deconstructing Binaries

Wednesday, April 23 • 7:30–9 p.m. • Charis Books (1189 Euclid Ave NE) • charisbooksandmore.com Georgia Equality, WonderRoot, TILTT, JustUsATL and Charis Books & More present this community-based public art project that will explore and challenge binary representations of gender identity on public restroom signage.

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Thursday, April 24 • Noon–1 p.m. • Phillip Rush Center (1530 DeKalb Ave, Suite A) • rushcenteratl. com Rabbi Pamela Gottfried leads this lunch-set discussion about the biblical prohibitions on same-sex relations.

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fairyscopes ARIES (March 20 – April 19):

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22):

You often use your considerable charms to get what you want, and you don’t give much in return, other than a pat on the butt, and cab fare. Worse, you’ve stopped feeling guilty about it some time ago. It’s when you stop treating humans like humans that you stop being human yourself. Think of that today, before your reputation as a user comes back to haunt you.

You will have a deep appreciation for male beauty in all it’s glory today, and you will flirt shamelessly. Whether in the gym, or on the dance floor, you will want to revel in hot guys, preferably with their shirts off, or wearing as little as is legally possible. So today go to places where you can sing the body electric. And if that doesn’t work, there’s always the Internet.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20):

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21):

You met at the gym, and soon became workout partners.

Now you’re working it, and now the gym isn’t the only place where things are getting physical. As with all exercise, all this physicality is going to take strength, stamina and the ingestion of lots of protein. Hopefully this relationship will last and grow. If not, you may have to find someplace else to work out.

Decisions will be difficult today, as your mind will be as cluttered and unfocused as an episode of ‘Lost’. You’re not sure why this is, but you better snap out of it, as your day will demand clarity of thought. Do the best you can today, and put up a professional front. After work, relax, lie on the couch and pull out a DVD of Heroes or CSI. Anything but Lost.

GEMINI (May 21- June 20):

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 20):

You love the excitement of starting new projects. It’s finishing them that you’re not crazy about. The same goes with your men. You like being flirty and come-hither, but you lose interest once they get interested. Work on developing some focus today. Otherwise, people will know you by the trail of unfulfilled dreams and unrealized goals that you leave behind.

You may have to be judge, jury and executioner today. You don’t like being in the middle, but you’re just so wise! Weigh all arguments, and take a recess if you must, but don’t use that as an opportunity to run far, far away. Resign yourself to the fact that someone is going to be upset by your decision.

That’s when it’s time to run far, far away.

CANCER (June 21- July 22):

CAPRICORN (December 21 – January 19):

You have an acute sensitivity to the aesthetics of your home, and you demand the same in your partner. A marriage to Martha Stewart won’t be happening anytime soon, although what a wonderful dream that is. There’s bound to be a guy like you out there, and today’s a good day to find him.

You’ll probably want to start somewhere other than IKEA.

You may want to start a new project around the house, but your partner isn’t keen on turning the back yard into a petting zoo. And who can blame him; all those animals can leave quite a stink. Scale down your plans today, and run them by him first. Chances are he may have creative suggestions you may have overlooked.

LEO (July 23 – August 22):

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18):

You have an amazing balance in your life. On the one hand, you’re kind and supportive, on the other, you’re selfish and greedy. Which side do you think people like best? It depends which one you decide to show on any given day. Think about who you want to be today, remembering, of course, that it’s always better to give than receive.

You may want to have your head in the clouds today, but you will need to have your feet squarely on the ground. Personal issues will demand your full attention, and you will need a sharp focus to deal with them. The view sure is pretty from up there, but you won’t be able to see the small details. Take care of your business and then return to the clouds above.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22):

PISCES (February 19 – March 19):

You will be indecisive today, and for once, that will be a good thing. It may keep you out of the stores, because impulse buying can be a problem for you. You might try to shop today, but you won’t be able to decide between the brands. Your partner will breathe a sigh of relief when you come home empty handed, without the ‘Facts of Life’ box set you just had to have.

You may not follow the latest decorating trends, and that could explain why your home is so 1970’s. Maybe no one told you, or you just didn’t notice, but the ferns, beanbag chair and donut phone went out with disco and the Carter Administration. Some home improvement may be needed to bring that seventies house into the twenty-first century. Get some expert advice before you start.

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Second date, we fuck. Then you say you just want to be friends. Last time I checked, friends don’t stick their dicks in each other.

It’s amazing, the things you’ll do for a person when you want to see them naked.

The higher pitched my “hey!” the greater the chance I don’t remember who you are.

Why is it some of you gays think you know it all? My business – mind your own.

Seems like being a know-it-all is what you’re all about.

Not telling me something because you don’t want to piss me off is probably the best way to piss me off.

Liberal parrots….oops, I mean gays…

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