David Atlanta Vol. 17 Issue 29 by David Magazine

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JOINING

HEARTS Gets Soaking Wet for Charity Your 2014 Man of David

Rick Twombley

Andrew Christian

Serves Pool Pleasure

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Contents 8 A Note from the Editor 10 3 Shots 14 Joining Hearts 18 Rick Twombley 23 Pool Pleasure 36 Seen@: Heretic 42 Seen@: Amsterdam 46 Seen@: Ten Atlanta 48 Datebook 50 the Scene 52 Bartab 54 Kyleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bed & Breakfast 56 Fairyscopes 58 Favorite Bitch 60 Bitch Session

On the Cover & Contents Page: COVER MODEL: Rick Twombley CONTENTS MODEL: Adam Gates PHOTOGRAPHER: Richie Arpino SWIMSUIT: Andrew Christian

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Editor

Signing Off

remember the first time I picked up an issue of David, at least vaguely. It was during my sophomore year of college, and I had just come out months earlier. I did that near the end of my freshman year, and I spent the following three months back home in North Georgia. So by the time I came back down to Atlanta for school, I was ready to see what Atlanta’s gay community had to offer. Thanks to the copy of David I picked up at Outwrite, I began to learn more about the size of Atlanta’s gay community. Fast forward nearly eight years, and I’m wrapping up my final issue as Editor in Chief of the magazine. It’s been a whirlwind few years, as I’ve become more immersed in this community than I ever thought possible. I have learned so much during my time here, and I’m forever grateful for having the opportunity to put my own stamp on this historic part of Atlanta’s gay community. The experience has been remarkable, and has given me some incredible memories I will cherish forever. I want to take a moment to thank everyone who has worked with me during my time with the magazine – whether they’re on staff here at the magazine or people I’ve worked with in the community. To our readers who have given me their feedback (mostly friendly, occasionally not), thank you for engaging with this publication. As I prepare to move onto a new chapter of my life, I can’t wait to see what the future has in store for David Atlanta as it enters a new era. I’m wishing everyone here all the best. Signing off,

Elijah Sarkesian

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with Jay R. Shots Kalis photos: Russ Youngblood

ucked in a corner inside Ansley Mall, the Hideaway is appropriately named. As its patrons know, though, it’s a great place to hang out and meet people. Among the people you’ll meet is bartender Jay R. Kalis. This hot bartender has his share of stories to tell, so when you’re out at Hideaway, be sure to order his signature drink – Sex with an Alligator – and find out more about Jay! What’s been your craziest experience as a bartender? Um…there have only been a few! But one recently would have to be having to remove a drunk from the bar and him sucker-punching me and giving me an amazing black eye…which I wore very well! What sets Hideaway apart from other Atlanta bars? “There are no strangers here, only friends who have not met” is the Hideaway’s slogan, and it couldn’t be more true. People come here for the first time and leave with friends. I feel like it’s a modern-day Cheers, where everyone knows your name! What’s the worst thing a customer can do? Not tip or walk out on their bar tab. 10 // 07.16.2014

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Home Is Where The Heart Is: Joining Hearts’ 27th Main Event Returns to Piedmont Aquatic Center

ummer is here, and your wait for the hottest, wettest, largest fundraising event of the season is finally over. Joining Hearts 27, the Main Event of the nonprofit’s fundraising year, will once again be making a splash at the Piedmont Aquatic Center on July 19, from 4–11 p.m.

By Dylan S. Goldman

organizations – AID Atlanta, Jerusalem House, and Living Room – have recently seen or will see reductions in Federal assistance. So they need more support than ever these days.”

One of the most exciting additions this year is the ULTRA Lounge Experience. “We wanted to create various ways to raise more money for our beneficiaries and develop a high end concept that Dig out your favorite swim trunks – or if you’ve got the balls, that would allow for a certain number of guests to have a true VIP new C-Thong – and head to Piedmont Park for the 27th Annual ULTRA experience at this event,” Lawson explained. “This is our Pool Party that always puts the fun in fundraising! first year trying this, and we hope it will be a success for years to come.” This year’s entertainment is sure to heat up the party, and features house music DJ and producer Manny Lehman, who has But what exactly is an ULTRA experience? “We don’t want to topped the charts with the remixed singles he has made for stars give all the details away so you will have to join us for the event to like Janet Jackson, Cher, Madonna, Sarah Brightman and Lady see what [it] is all about,” Lawson added. But unless you already Gaga. The opening set comes from local favorite, DJ Travis. have your ULTRA passes, you won’t be finding out until next year Travis is the owner of Fonix Entertainment, and has over 1200 –passes to all three lounges were sold out in a matter of days. events and 12 years of experience under his belt. There have been some major changes in ticketing this year, as So far, thanks to their greatly anticipated, wildly popular events, well. JH’s Board of Directors developed a new tiered-pricing Joining Hearts has raised over $1.5 million to help provide hous- ticketing system this year, allowing guests more flexibility than ing for those living with HIV/AIDS by supporting the work of their the former fixed-price tickets. “We wanted guests to be able to beneficiaries. Although some of these events seem lavish, ac- take advantage of the early bird ticket prices and be able to get cording to Joining Hearts’ President Wes Berry, “Most everything the reduced rate before ticket prices increased,” Lawson told us. is donated or discounted from vendors-who are our sponsorsand all of our people are volunteers [who] receive zero compen- One such new ticketing options is the Weekend Club Pass, which sation. All admission sales from the main event go directly to our is good for VIP event access to The Heretic, Xion, Jungle and Lips. beneficiaries.” Passes allow guests to jump to the front of the line and, where applicable, gives them access to VIP Lounges and private bathIn addition to their previously established beneficiaries, AID rooms. The pass also includes entry to Bubba D. Licious’ Gospel Atlanta and Jerusalem House, Joining Hearts has recently added Sunday Brunch at Lips, the ultimate in drag dining. a third to the ranks, The Living Room. There were two major factors in the B.O.D.’s decision to bring on The Living Room: the con- The new pricing and ticketing options proved to be a huge sucgruence of the young non-profit’s mission statement with their cess – not only is the event sold out, this year it did so in record own, and the fact that they are local. time. And for the organization, that’s right on point. “Each of our beneficiaries have different services that they provide, but all maintain the mission of providing housing assistance to those living with HIV/AIDS, and understand that housing is healthcare,” explained Joining Hearts Board member and Director of Marketing, Jeremiah Lawson. “All three of these 14 // 07.16.2014

“We want to make this a record-breaking Joining Hearts 27 Main Event that will never be forgotten,” Jeremiah Lawson said. “This is the ultimate goal so that, at the end of the year, we can turn to our three beneficiaries and deliver a gracious donation to each!”

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The First Man: Getting to Know Our 2014 Man of David

RT: As a recent transplant from overseas, I have not had a chance to really get involved in many charities in Atlanta until recently. My first experience with Joining Hearts was exactly a year ago at the main pool party event as a volunteer. From there I have given to and participated in AIDS Walk Atlanta, AID Atlanta, Fallen Heroes, and other charities along the way. I’m always willing to be a part of any cause that caters to and gives back to my community. DA: Are you going to the Joining Hearts pool party? RT: As I mentioned, last year was my first time attending the JH main event, as a volunteer bartender. I had such a great experience, and have been looking forward to attending again this year... this time representing David Atlanta and AID Atlanta as “Man of David 2014.” DA: Now let’s talk a little bit about your career as a professional ballet dancer. What company were you with and what productions have you danced in? Any particular favorite(s)?

RT: I’ve worked as a professional dancer, actor and aerialist for multiple companies all over the world, including the Gus Giordano he final count has been taken, and we have a win- Company in Chicago and Cirque du Soleil. My most notable role ner! The winner of the first annual Man of David was as the original Tarzan for Disney’s live-action stage shows in competition, Rick Twombley, raised nearly $7k for Florida, Tokyo and Hong Kong. AID Atlanta! Way to go, Rick! So let’s get to know our first ever Man of David, the world-travelled, multi- The opportunity to portray an iconic role such as Tarzan definitely ranks as one of the highlights of my career. Working with icons talented fundraising machine, Rick Twombley. like Liza Minnelli and Carol Channing was a pretty awesome exDavid Atlanta: What initially made you decide to perience as well. compete for Man of David? DA: Even though you no longer dance professionally, Rick Twombley: I was unaware of the competition until I was it remains a passion for you. So are we likely to see informed that I had been nominated by a friend. I was a bit hesi- you shaking your ass circuit-style or are you the guy tant to participate at first, considering I was relatively new to the doing pirouettes and pliés across the dance floor at Atlanta scene... But after hearing what this event and competition Jungle? were benefitting, I knew I had to be a part of it. Raising money for a good cause is never a bad thing. RT: If I’m out socially, you’re most likely to see me standing near the bar with my friends, laughing, chatting and having a great DA: How does it feel to be the “Hottest Man in At- time...rarely will you ever see me shaking anything at Jungle. I save my pirouettes and plies for the appropriate venues...like my lanta”? bedroom. RT: It’s flattering to have that title bestowed on me, but I certainly would never consider myself to be the “hottest” anything. I know DA: Have you always been a fitness nut? I personally think, and I’m sure most of your readers would agree, that there are hundreds of much more perfect physical speci- RT: I’ve always been fairly athletic, and have danced since I was in High School…that tends to whip you into pretty good shape. I mens than myself wandering around the city! became more interested in the gym once I transitioned into a DA: What do you think it was about you that made career as an acrobat/aerialist; those roles required a lot more you stick out above the other contestants? endurance and sheer strength.

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RT: My quest for world peace...and a selection of cute tank tops. I fell in love with the gym, and it became clear quickly that I had a knack for fitness...I decided that once I “retired” from my perDA: Tell me more about your volunteer work with forming career, I would settle down and start my own fitness Joining Hearts. How long have you been volunteer- business. Three years ago, I put my loincloth into storage and ing? What is it about Joining Heart, and what they do started Rick Twombley Fitness, LLC, which has been the most as an organization, that you are passionate about? fulfilling job of my life so far. 18 // 07.16.2014

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Datebook Atlanta is Ready for Hillary Pep Rally

Sara Bareilles Live

Wednesday, July 23 • 7 p.m. • Chastain Park Amphitheatre (4469 Stella Dr NW) • ticketmaster.com Sara Bareilles, best known for songs like “Brave,” “King of Anything” and “Love Song,” brings her Little Black Dress Tour to Chastain Park.

Thursday, July 17 • 6–8 p.m. • Park Tavern (500 10th St NE) • readyforhillary.com She may not have announced yet, but that’s not stopping those who want Hillary Clinton as the next President of the United Advanced Sexuality Series: States. The event includes Transfolks Talk Sex high-profile speakers, hors Wednesday, July 23 • 7:30–9 p.m. • Charis Books (1189 Euclid Ave NE) • charisbooksandmore.com d’oeuvres and a cash bar. For the latest in the Advanced Sexuality Series, a panel of trans-identified people will talk about their sexual experiGA Voice’s Best of Atlanta Party ences, their bodies during transition and what cisgender Thursday, July 17 • 6:30 p.m. • Georgian Terrace (659 people can do better when talking with transgender people Peachtree St NE) • thegavoice.com GA Voice celebrates their recent Best of Atlanta list with a about sex. special event featuring music from Vicki Powell and Ian Aber as host. The night includes treats from Henry’s, Campagnolo and Southern Sweets, plus drinks from Green’s and Barefoot Wine.

This Week in Theaters Indigo Girls Live

Sex Tape: Ever worry that something explicit you’ve done will reach the wrong people? Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) have that worry come true when a private sex tape is accidentally uploaded to the cloud.

Friday, July 18–Saturday, July 19 • 8 p.m. • Atlanta Botanical Garden (1345 Piedmont Ave NE) • atlantaboThe Purge: Anarchy: The sequel to last year’s surprise hit tanicalgarden.org The Indigo Girls are the latest performers at the Atlanta takes the basic premise – for one night, all crime is legal – and puts it in a broader, street-based setting. Botanical Garden’s Concerts in the Garden series.

Identity Theft Seminar

Saturday, July 19 • 11 a.m. • Philip Rush Center (1530 Dekalb Ave NE, Suite A) • rushcenteratl.org Thomas Hynds leads this informative seminar.

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10th & Piedmont 991 Piedmont Ave NE

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Amsterdam 502 Amsterdam Ave NE

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41 Urban Body Fitness

Atlanta Eagle 306 Ponce De Leon Ave NE

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BJ Roosters 2043 Cheshire Bridge Rd

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Boy Next Door 1447 Piedmont Ave NE

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Le Buzz 585 Franklin Rd SE Marietta, GA

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Lips Atlanta 3011 Buford Hwy NE

Brushstrokes Pleasures 1510 Piedmont Ave NE

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Mary's 1287 Glenwood Ave SE

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My Sister's Room 1271 Glenwood Ave SE

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Club Rush 2715 Buford Hwy NE

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Sister Louisa’s Church 466 Edgewood Ave SE

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ARIES (Mar. 20 – Apr. 19): You’ll bustle about like a drag queen in a wig store, and then throw a hissy fit when no one pays waits on you in a timely manner. Keep a check on your aggressions today. Losing your temper won’t get you the things you want any faster, or have people paying attention to you.

LEO (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Take a deeper look at some of your relationships today. You may be carrying a lot of excess baggage that’s weighing you down. Relinquish unneeded ties to the past, and jettison anyone who’s not adding anything positive to your life. You’ll be surprised at how much you throw away.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 20): Building towards the future of a relationship takes more than looking at the big picture. Focus on the grand scheme of things today, but pay attention to the little details, as they are just as important. Achieving this balance should put you on the road to unlimited devotion.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 – May 20): You may hate it when your friends become successful, but it’s better to be happy for them than to resent them. Don’t let jealous feelings towards others derail your relationships today. Perhaps your envy is a manifestation of anger towards yourself for not doing as well as them.

VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): The call of the wild may have you feeling restless today. So heed it! Head into the great outdoors -- perhaps a long hike, playful swim or leisurely bike ride are in order? Pick something fun and frisky you can enjoy with a very special friend.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 – Jan. 19): You may feel detached from your friends today, and you’ll wonder why they never call. But communication goes both ways, and perhaps you’re the one who isn’t good at staying in touch. Pick up the phone and call some of them today. They’ll be glad to hear from you after all this time.

GEMINI (May 21- Jun. 20): Stop thinking only of yourself today and start doing things for others. There are hundreds of men in your own community who could use a helping hand, or just someone friendly who’ll have compassion for their plight. It doesn’t take much to help, just a little time and basic human understanding.

LIBRA (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Make yourself available to gentlemen suitors today. Accept all invitations to dinner, coffee, the movies or whatever public activities they suggest. But turn down offers to take things further. You’re a respectable gentlemen after all, and you don’t jump into the sack with just any Tom, Dick or Harry.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): An urge to feel socially useful will have you pitching in where you can today. Whether at an AIDS hospice or a homeless shelter, your selflessness will be welcome and much needed. The looks of sincere gratitude and thanks are all the reward you’ll need.

CANCER (Jun. 21- Jul. 22): A profound session of illicit intimacy has you wanting more today, but you probably won’t get it. Such are the pitfalls of getting involved with someone who’s already involved. This will really drag you down today. It’s easy to advise you to get over it, but we all know how hard that can be.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Men will be mysteriously drawn to you today. They will stare at you and look you up and down in knowing ways. You’ll be flattered by all of this attention at first, until you realize that your fly is unzipped. How embarrassing is that?

PISCES (Feb. 19 – Mar. 19): Don’t let others use you as a doormat today. Stand up for yourself and show them you’re stronger than they think. They may gain newfound respect for you, and you’ll never have to worry about having sand kicked in your face again.

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Dear Take This Advice For Next Time, When a sexy motha fuckah says he’s in-between apartments, give him pussy and a broker referral ... and send him on his merry motha fuckin’ way. NEXT!

Dear Miss Tiger, My fuckbuddy is a bisexual top and he works my ass like no one ever has. The sex is the bomb but I don’t like giving him head because he’s stinky down there sometimes. What do you P.S. Be sure to pass this one along to that trifflin’ best friend think? in your life. You know, the one that makes you wish you -Jose didn’t have unlimited talk and text when they find themselves in yet another messy romance. Dear Can’t You Hold Your Breath And Suck Cock At The Same Time, Dear Miss Tiger, I have one thing to say ... NEXT! My boyfriend is addicted to his cell phone. He can’t stop playing Angry Birds! Whenever I enter the room he leaves to Dear Miss Tiger, be alone with his game. What do you make of it? I’ve dated Cherry for a few weeks. She just confessed to being -Joey a transvestite. She also has no desire to get a sex change. I’m straight, confused and don’t know what to do. I had no idea. Dear Are You That Fucking Clueless, Please help me out here. Bitch, lemme tell you what’s really going on here. Your man -Danny in Vegas is addicted to dick and not his cell phone. Angry Birds? More like he can’t stop playing Hungry Bottom on Grindr. Dear With A Name Like Cherry And You Didn’t NEXT! Think For A Minute Baby Girl Might Be A Hooker Or A Biological Male, Dear Miss Tiger, Okay, first of all ... you expect me to believe that you’re straight I live in Atlanta but the man I love lives in Ohio! We’ve been and just happened to come across my column. Bitch, whatevah! dating for two months. It’s becoming difficult already. Do you have any advice on long distance relationships? David Copperfield ain’t got shit on Miss Cherry’s magic show! I -Marc know you weren’t ready when she went and pulled a rabbit up outta the hat but like they say ... what happens in Vegas stays Dear Why Can’t Bitches Find Local Dick, in Vegas! It’s hard enough keeping a relationship together when you’re in the same fucking house, let alone different time zones. Wanna talk to me LIVE about this kind of bullshit and NEXT! more? Then join me July 21st on Derek and Romaine • SiriusXM OutQ 109 at 9pm ET! Visit my website for more info about my radio appearances. Dear Miss Tiger, I met a hot guy at the gym. We hooked up and the sex was really good. He told me he was in-between apartments so I let him stay with me. It’s been six weeks and he still hasn’t moved. I’ve lost interest in him and now I’m in a jam. Help Advice columnist • SiriusXM radio personality ... me, girl! and everyone’s #FAVORITEBITCH -New York City Boy Website: FavoriteBitch.com Facebook: /MissTiger Advice : ask@misstiger.com

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