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2014 Holiday
GIFT GUIDE ‘The Gays’ You Thought Your Family Was Weird?
Holiday Albums & New Jingle Jams
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Contents 8 A Note from the Editor 12 2014 Holiday Gift Guide 30 ‘The Gays’ Movie Review 32 Gay Shopaholic 36 2014 Holiday Music Preview 44 Seen@: Andy Cohen 48 Seen@: HRC Turn It Up for Change 56 Seen@: Hideaway 60 Seen@: Wacked Out Black Out 64 Datebook 66 the Scene 68 Bartab 70 Crossword 72 Fairyscopes 74 Favorite Bitch 76 Bitch Session
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A Note from the
Editor Adults Only
Thanksgiving is this week and I couldn’t be more excited. I used to dread family holidays when I was growing up. All that uncomfortable time with relatives I hardly knew, forced to sit around and listen to them talk about the most uninteresting things. But now that my family consists of adults (some even with children of their own), family holidays are a great occasion to bond as adults, and not parent to child. My Mother and I have taken to cooking Thanksgiving dinner together. Though my Sister-in-law and Aunt have asked to be allowed to help in the kitchen, they are woefully unsuited for the gargantuan task of planning, shopping, and cooking for something this big. My Mother and I on the other hand speak the same language (as only a gay son and his mother can). As adults we look forward to our time in the kitchen together. Teasing each other, laughing with each other, and looking down our noses at the idiotic suggestions of our other family members.
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I love that once we all do sit down to dinner, we can all enjoy adult conversation. While my parents are devout Christian/republican, and my brother is a Rabbi (don’t even ask), I am still able to find ways to express myself and work in the odd filthy joke. We have all worked very hard over the years to overcome our many, many differences. Now, we finally get to enjoy the fruits of our labor. I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life. You can have loads of phone conversations and texts between family members, but having the ongoing ability to come together and share in the joys and the tragedy is truly what makes the family bond. Enjoy yourselves during the holidays and relish everyone around you, be they friend, family, or foe.
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HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
The countdown to the holidays is upon us. From trendy and unique to classic and charming, Atlanta’s selection of shops hold a Santasized bag of gifts waiting to be unwrapped by those special people on your list.
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1. Nambe Twist Coasters The Cook’s Warehouse $130
Finding that perfect home accessory as a gift for the holidays can be a daunting and sometimes disastrous challenge. You certainly have to know the person and their tastes fairly well. Some of the
things that are trending right now are the mixture of shiny metals and natural materials. But if you find yourself in a bind, you can always find success in a delicately scented candle.
4. SodaStream Source Wood Edition The Cook’s Warehouse $199
5. Trapp Candles Scents N’ Suds $24
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6. Colored Glass & Pitcher set No Mas Cantina Pitcher $39 Stemware $11.95 Highball $9.95
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Pamper Your People Personal grooming lotions and potions are always a great way to show someone that you love them (or at least want them to continue to take care of themselves).
Simple but elegant gift baskets, Frenchmilled scented soaps, superior shaving kits, and even that special cologne show them how much you care.
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vodka. Try a nice bottle of wine or even Jack Daniels new apple punch flavored whiskey. Or maybe you can supply the entertainment by bringing a card game for “horrible people.” If you are hosting, you can easily set the tone and mix it up with original party supplies.
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How to Raise “Proper Gays” The Gays – Movie Review
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By Bryan Tillman come downstairs. After arriving, Alex is asked about something he did not do the previous night to his friend Billy that stayed over. After a brief talk Alex is told, “You know the drill.” He walks over to the front door, undresses himself and proceeds to climb into a sex sling attached to the front door. Next, Alex’s friend is called downstairs to punish him. Alex receives not so sexual pleasure (obviously he is being a bottom) from Billy while being in the sling. The stories told in this movie, are not the “ordinary” stories of a “normal” upbringing. Each story told includes Rod Gay and Bob Gay-Paris teaching their sons how to execute sexual activities or fetish-like activities of all types. Every story illustrates a descriptive raunchy picture that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard or will leave you feeling disgusted. One thing is certain about this film; it is not relatable when you think of the typical upbringing of a child. Some gay males, may find that a few of the stories in this film sound familiar, and they may even reminisce about a few encounters of their own.
Overall, this is an extremely weird film filled with inappropriate language and scenes not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. This movie is definitely not for those that are religiously sensitive. I must admit, while watching this film I thought for a moment that I was dispatching my soul to hell. Without giving too much away, Alex tells a serious of stories Even though I have no plans of watching this movie again, I from his upbringing. One story told, is how discipline was han- do recommend watching this film if anyone is searching for a dled while growing up. One afternoon, Rod Gay and Bob Gay- funny, raunchy, weird and twisted movie. Enjoy! Paris are sitting in the living room. Rod Gay calls for Alex to 30 // 11.26.2014
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You Know You’re a Gay
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hen did “The Most Wonderful Time of the Do you have a ridiculous collection of membership Year” turn into the most stressful time cards that don’t make any sense? Buying ten and of the year? Overcast skies, long nights, only getting 10% off is not a deal, it’s a ploy. and awkward family reunions certainly don’t help. In fact, many of the things we Are you literally dripping in designer goods right do to “help” get us through this joyous season end up doing now but can’t pay your water bill? It doesn’t matter more harm than good. Some of us eat our weight in cookie how good your wardrobe looks if you smell like you haven’t dough while others sneak a little schnapps into our hot choco- showered in a week. late and take up smoking cancer sticks again. However, many of use shopping as an escape. Ever received packages in the mail from Amazon that you don’t remember buying? Suspicious packCBD, or Compulsive Buying Disorder, is a serious FWP (“First ages should never be a welcomed surprise. World” Problem). To my surprise, spellcheck was already familiar with the word shopaholic! There must be support Ever gotten in a fight or arrested on Black Friday? groups and self-help books addressing this behavior. Well, You should seriously consider Cyber Monday and avoid look no further than this article! Take this short quiz and find the crowds. out if you or a loved one should be worried, and learn how to curb these compulsive habits. Are you in debt? Don’t even try to blame Obama for this one. Are you constantly low on hangers? No, not the ones you put planes in you bourgeois bitch! The ones that Joan If you answered yes to any one of these, you may want to Crawford beat her children with. Please, stop arguing with reevaluate your holiday spending habits and come up with a the cashier about how much more you need the hangers than plan that will keep you from breaking the bank. There are so many people that we want to acknowledge, but why go they do. further into debt just to give them something that they probDo you “reward” yourself with purchases while ably don’t even want? A well-chosen card is all it takes to let holiday gift shopping for others? Shopping is not that someone know you are thinking of them. Try your hand at crafting a gift or send a friend homemade cookies or brownies hard, okay. What you’re doing is called rationalizing. (preferably not the cosmic kind, chief). Try not to shop alone if Do you hide shopping bags/receipts and price tags you can. Avoid malls all together and find unique, inexpensive from your friends? You should teach a class called gifts at thrift stores and antique shops. Sit down and make a How to Get Away With Splurging 101. budget above all else!
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Sounds of the Season
2014 Holiday Music Preview
By Joseph Brownell
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hristmas was being stocked on stores’ shelves before Halloween was even over, so you know it’s only a matter of time before we find ourselves in the midst of an audio assault. If your favorite stores and restaurants haven’t already started their holiday playlists, beware a flurry of Frosty the Snowman’s will swiftly become a blizzard.
But before you go all bah humbug and rip off Rudolph’s nose, check out five of this season’s anticipated holiday offerings and then complete your playlist with holiday hits from year’s past. Idina MenzelHoliday Wishes (available now) It wouldn’t be surprising, as we approach the firstyear release anniversary of Disney’s super-smash Frozen, that you would still be humming the ice queen’s swan song “Let it Go,” but being the voice behind Elsa just isn’t enough of a holiday takeover for Idina Menzel. She’s aiming for the title of Christmas Queen with her first album of holiday music, Holiday Wishes.
Nine Songs for Your Playlist “Wrapped in Red” Kelly Clarkson “All I Want for Christmas is You” Mariah Carey
“Home for the Holidays” Cyndi Lauper and Norah Jones “Every Day is Christmas” Colbie Callait
“Do You Hear What I Hear” Mary J. Blige and Jessie J “Little Wood Guitar” “Last Christmas” Sugarland Taylor Swift “Let it Snow! Let it “Snow Falls Down” Snow! Let it Snow!” Good Ole War Jewel
PentatonixThat’s Christmas to Me (available now)
While the collection is mostly traditional tunes, Menzel does cover the Joni Mitchell classic, “River,” and teams up Since winning NBC’s The with Michael Bublé for “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” Surprising Sing-Off in 2011, the Texashere? Menzel’s arena-sized take on the Mariah Carey clasbased quintet Pentatonix sic, “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” True fans will want has been crisscrossing the to make sure they pick up the Target Deluxe Version with country performing to soldtwo bonus tracks. out crowds. They’ve also released several EPs featuring both original material and a cappella arrangements of top 36 // 11.26.2014
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pop music hits, joined the cast of the upcoming Pitch Perfect The first chapter is six-song EP including the single “I Want a sequel and released their second holiday album, That’s Hippopotamus for Christmas.” It also features Rimes’ take on Christmas to Me. “Blue Christmas,” “White Christmas” and the Dolly Partonclassic, “Hard Candy Christmas.” Like their previous efforts, the album contains both covers and original Pentatonix tunes. The quintet beatboxes its way “I love everything about the holidays,” Rimes said in a release, through “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” provides a whimsi- “and want to share the magic and joy of the season with my cal “Winter Wonderland / Don’t Worry Be Happy” mashup and fans. I look forward to playing some of my favorite Christmas beautiful harmonies on “Silent Night,” but the real present is classics for music lovers in an intimate, cozy setting.” their own nostalgic reflection on title track “That’s Christmas to Me” and their fabulous Frozen cover. Over the RhineBlood Oranges in the Snow LeAnn Rimes(available now) One ChristmasChapter 1 Not so much a holiday (available now) record as it is holidaythemed, Ohio-based “life Leann Rimes is placpartners” Over the Rhine ing multi-year bets on release their third holidayChristmas. The embattled singer-songwriter themed album in their two-and-a-half decade existence. celebrated Christmas in July when she took to the beaches of California to an- Blood Oranges in the Snow is for anyone looking for a Silent nounce her holiday albums, One Christmas, and ac- Night-less December, but that doesn’t mean, you’re decking the halls, either. The album is a collection of bittersweet and companying tour. beautiful ‘nuanced songs reconciling the joy and peace of Yes, albums. Part of a trilogy, Rimes announced the Christmas-time with the dangers of a violent world.’ For lack first chapter release for 2014 and subsequent chapters of a better genre, they’ve described the album as “reality” Christmas music. Check out “Let it Fall,” an ode to letting go for 2015 and 2016. and embracing new starts. The album is a perfect Starbucks coffeehouse listen and the duo has an entire back catalog of singer-songwriter folk music. They tour extensively, often making one or two Atlanta stops, mostly at Variety Playhouse and Eddie’s Attic. Darius RuckerHome for the Holidays (available now) It’s okay to admit you miss Hootie. There is a part of us that secretly wishes this album had been titled Hootie for the Holidays but Darius Rucker’s country career has taken off and the singer debuts his first solo collection of holiday tunes. Rucker’s twelve-track collection features the classics “I’ll Be Home Christmas” and the Sheryl Crow-assisted “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” the corny “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and two Rucker originals, “Candy Cane Christmas” and “What God Wants for Christmas.” “I am so excited to finally make a Christmas album,” Rucker said in a release. “This has been a lifelong dream and I hope my fans enjoy listening as much as I enjoyed making it.” 38 // 11.26.2014
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Datebook Dirty Dancing – The Classic Story on Stage
Tuesday, Nov. 25 – Sunday, Nov. 30 • 7:30 p.m.. or 8 p.m. • Fox Theatre (660 Peachtree St NE) • www.foxtheatre.org An unprecedented live experience, exploding with heartpounding music, passionate romance and sensationally sexy dancing.
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Through till Saturday, Jan. 3 • 5 – 10 p.m. • Atlanta Botanical Gardens (1345 Piedmont Ave NE) • www.atlantabotanicalgarden.org The fourth annual electrical extravaganza features spectacular light displays throughout the Garden. Come back to explore all new color schemes and the one-time-only appearance of giant Butterflies, a Unicorn, Frogs and Shaggy Dog from Imaginary Worlds.
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Wednesday, Dec. 3 • Doors at 7 p.m. Show at 8 p.m. • Vinyl (1374 West Peachtree St NW) • www.centerstage-atlanta.com Performances by Hero, The Beauty Band, and Jordan Linton It’s a Wonderful Laugh and hosted by Dee Dee “Peaches” Hibbler. Admission: $10 or Friday, Nov. 28 – Saturday, Dec. 20 • 8 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. one unwrapped toy ($10 minimum value) All proceeds go to • Alliance Theatre - Hertz Stage (1280 Peachtree st. NE) the Marine Toys For Tots Organization. • www.alliancetheatre.org The award-winning Dad’s Garage Ensemble will be parodying the quintessential Christmas story It’s a Wonderful This Week in Theaters: Life. You’ll see your favorite characters acting in ways that might not be so familiar as Dad’s Garage improvisers Horrible Bosses 2: Dale, Kurt and Nick decide to start their create a whole new holiday experience right before your own business but things don’t go as planned because of a slick investor, prompting the trio to pull off a harebrained and very eyes. misguided kidnapping scheme. Horrible Bosses updated the classic story from Nine to Five for modern day audiences. Will HB2 be a reprise of that story? The Imitation Game: English mathematician and logician, Alan Turing, helps crack the Enigma code during World War II. Turing is played by Benedict Cumberbatch from such films as Star Trek Into Darkness, so we know he can act. What will he bring to the table this time?
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Through till Wednesday, Dec. 31 • 8 p.m. (check for times) • Horizon Theatre (1083 Austin Avenue NE) • www.horizontheatre.com Horizon Theatre reprises the outrageous holiday comedy The Santaland Diaries written by NPR comic genius David Sedaris. With more holiday sneer than cheer, this rebel without a Claus recounts the true-life tale of an out of work writer who must take a job as a Macy’s Department Store elf. 64 // 11.26.2014
Remote Area Medical: A documentary on the annual three-day “pop-up” medical clinic organized by the nonprofit Remote Area Medical (RAM) in Bristol, Tennessee’s NASCAR speedway. This documentary shows a shift in American thinking from helping those outside our country to helping the citizens actually in our country with medical aid and attention. Brava!
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306 Ponce De Leon Ave NE
Hair/Beauty H1 Helmet
970 Piedmont Ave NE
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Swinging Richard's 1400 Northside Dr NW Dining Lips Atlanta 3011 Buford Hwy NE Club Club Rush 2715 Buford Hwy NE Spa/Bath Qi Clay Sauna 130 Buford Hwy A-107 davidatlanta.com // 67
Bartab Monday
10TH & PIEDMONT Half Price Wine Bottles BLAKE’S Trivia at 10pm, Weekly guest hosts, $250 cash/prizes - LGBT Kickball Host Bar 7-9pm BURKHART’S Blue Monday Karaoke with Darlene at 10PM EAGLE Music Videos with Scotty FELIX’S Free Pool All Day FRIENDS Texas Hold’em 8 pm G’S Half Price Wine Bottles HIDEAWAY $2.50 Domestic Beer JUNGLE Stars of the Century Show 11pm MODEL T Monday Night Madness Free Pool - 10pm - 2am OSCAR’S Service Industry Night with Eric SWINGING RICHARDS Hip-Hop Night, Sponsored by Hennessy 8:30pm
Tuesday
BLAKE’S “Midtown Open Mic” with Belinda, Kyle and Nate 9:30 pm to Close - 1/2 priced burgers til 9pm BURKHART’S DRAG-EOKE with Angelica D’Paige and Ruby Redd at 10PM CLUB RUSH “Tipsy Tuesday” 18 & up Open until 4am EAGLE Tuesdays w/ Tony FELIX’S Karaoke with Darlene - 10pm G’S Industry Night HIDEAWAY Trivia with Wil 9 pm JUNGLE We Are Family 9pm LAS MARGARITAS Cuban Night - $12.95 All You Can Eat Cuban Buffet & $5 Mojitos MODEL T Wii Tuesday Afternoons 2pm 9pm $2.50 beer / $3.0 well vodka OSCAR’S Show Tune Tuesday with Chad8 pm SWINGING RICHARDS 1/2 Price cover
Wednesday
BLAKE’S “yoUVee” Glow-Go boys with Neon 10p-1am - Rob Reum spins til 3 am BURKHART’S HUMPDAY KARAOKE with Darlene at 10PM EAGLE Underwear Night with Tony FRIENDS Hump Night with Regina Simms G’S Karaoke with DJ Audio Prism HERETIC Pig Dance Black Out Party DJ Stan Jackson 10pm-3am NO COVER HIDEAWAY 1/2 Price Beer LIPS ATLANTA Bitchy Bingo MODEL T Party with Elvis - 9 pm OSCAR’S Ruby Redd’s After Party - 10 pm SWINGING RICHARDS 2-4-1 VIP Room
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Thursday
BLAKE’S Texas Hold em Poker 7pm “I - Candy” Street level with Shawnna Brooks 11pm BURKHART’S DANCEFLOOR DIVAS with Phoenix (RuPaul’s Drag Race s3) at 11:30PM EAGLE Balls Deep Karaoke w/ Mikey FELIX’S Killer King Karaoke w/Tyler King - 10pm FRIENDS Texas Hold’em 8pm; Ladies Night 10 pm G’S Game Night with Mr. Brent Star HERETIC 3 Legged Cowboy Night 9pm Free dance lessons 8-9pm. No cover. HIDEAWAY Service Industry Night LAS MARGARITAS Dirty South Trivia $5 Smirnoff & Cuervo Drinks. House Cash Prizes & $5 Wings LIPS ATLANTA Dinner with the Divas MODEL T Party Time with Michael - 9 pm OSCAR’S Twisted Thursday with Eric SWINGING RICHARDS 2-4-1 VIP & Entry TEN ATLANTA Decadence | A Night of Drinking and Debauchery w/Go-Go boys and music by DJ Daryl Cox
Friday
10TH & PIEDMONT Bites & Bubbles 5:007:15; 1st Friday- Popstars, Last Friday – Swank BLAKE’S 5-9pm TGIF w/ Robin & Lateasha “Deadly Vixens” 11pm - Bill Berdeaux spins til 3 am BURKHART’S FEMME FATALE with Destiny Brooks and Justice Taylor at 11PM CAMPAGNOLO Live Piano by Gay Men’s Chorus member Daniel Guillaro 10pm-1am CLUB RUSH “Got Leche” Free entry until 11pm 18 & up - Open until 4am EAGLE DJ Dance Party FELIX’S Pour It On Me Rock Party w/DJ Darlene - 10pm FRIENDS Happy Time Friday Kelly & Ken 6 pm HERETIC PUMP featuring Atlanta’s hottest deejays - Occasional special events. No cover b4 11 HIDEAWAY Kick Back Fridays! JUNGLE The Other Show with Edie Cheezburger 9:30pm LIPS ATLANTA Glitz & Glamour Las Vegas Style MODEL T Friday Bagels - 10 am | Texas Holdem Poker 8 pm OSCAR’S Music Video Night SWINGING RICHARDS T-Shirt Review,$10 TEN ATLANTA Music & Videos by DJ Daryl Cox 10pm
Saturday
10TH & PIEDMONT Bellini Brunch BLAKE’S #thebritnthetit 1-9p - “Boys on Boxes” upstairs 12am to close - “Glitter Bomb” Drag 11pm - Shane V spins til close BURKHART’S SYNERGY with Shawnna Brooks and Monica Van Pelt at 11PM CAMPAGNOLO Legendary Musician Robert Ray on the piano 10pm-1am EAGLE DJ Dance Party FELIX’S Turn It On, Turn It Up Dance Party - 10pm FRIENDS Free Pool with Bryan 2-6 pm; Let’s Make A Deal with Ken 6-10 pm G’S All you care to eat brunch HERETIC Varies. EARLY COUNTRY (8pm12:30am) & LATE NIGHT DANCE with Billboard DJ MIKE POPE @12:30-close. No cover except special events. HIDEAWAY Open at 12:30pm! Saturday Night Party JUNGLE Ruby’s Redd Light District 9pm; Club Night, Various Guest DJ’s LIPS ATLANTA Glitz & Glamour Las Vegas Style MODEL T Texas Holdem Poker - 3 pm | Party with the M&M Boiz - 9 pm OSCAR’S DJ Christopher Kind SWINGING RICHARDS T-Shirt Review $10 TEN ATLANTA Music & Videos by DJ Rob Reum 10pm
Sunday
10TH & PIEDMONT Bellini Brunch | Flashback Showgirls with Angelica D’Paige BLAKE’S Open at 1pm - Bloody Marys w Robin - High Energy w Bill Berdeaux “Cellblock Sunday” w Lateasha 8 pm BURKHART’S The Armorettes at 9PM CLUB RUSH Hip Hop and R&B - 18 & up Open until 4am FELIX’S Bloody Mary & Mimosa’s All Day FRIENDS DJ hosts Sunday Delights 2 pm-closing G’S All you care to eat brunch | Karaoke with DJ Audio Prism HIDEAWAY Atlanta’s Favorite Bloody Mary Bar! 12:30 pm LIPS ATLANTA Gospel Brunch w/ Bubba D. Licious LAS MARGARITAS Papi’s $17.95 Unlimited Brunch & Choice of Mimosas, Sangrias, Bloody Maria’s, & Mojitos MODEL T Sunday Dinner with Ron 3:30 pm OSCAR’S Sunday Fun-day TEN ATLANTA Brunch 11am & music by DJ Rob Reum inside and DJ Robert Ansley on the patio 4pm
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1 Manhandle, with “with” 5 Where to have cybersex 8 Shoe bottom 12 Engaged in 13 Went without saying? 15 Each 16 Prepare for phone sex 17 Story on the stand 18 Elizabeth of Transamerica 19 If the Bard had written a play about ___ in the Roman senate ... 22 (With 23-Across) ... what would ___ have said to a friend ... 23 (See 22-Across) 25 Flying toy 27 The Untouchables Oscar winner 28 “Etta ___” (old comic strip) 29 First in a Latin threesome 31 ___-sex marriage 32 Capital of Venezuela 70 // 11.26.2014
36 ... when he saw him wearing a ___? 44 Still waiting to go out 45 Art of Cukor 46 Daily allowance 48 Heisman Trophy winner Tony 49 Answer to the riddle 51 Michelangelo’s painting and sculpture 54 Mishima, for one 55 Make a hole bigger 59 Eagles, but not leather bars 60 Went up 61 Zipped 62 Red planet 63 Gets a butt-whuppin’, maybe 64 Prissy hissy Down 1 Base for some wrestlers 2 Frasier or Niles 3 Like the Oscars, as sparkling celebs appear?
4 Featured player 5 Montgomery Clift’s ___ River 6 Islamic leader 7 Neuwirth of _Chicago_ 8 Homo ___ 9 Where to go with your first mate 10 Reach of the law 11 Clean air gov’t grp. 13 Stroke with an upright stick 14 Music of the the Village People 20 Where to put your meat, in a deli 21 ___ Francisco 22 Stone film 24 Seed spilled by some farmers 26 Features of Disney’s Dumbo 27 Comedic actor James 30 Where wrestlers lie together 32 Like orange traffic markers
33 Nevertheless 34 Tales 35 Drag queen’s mini, e.g. 36 Type of tent that may be erected 37 Request to Sajak 38 Country est. in 1948 39 Cashes in, as coupons 40 Butt plugs, e.g. 41 Maiden name preceder 42 Std. of a line through Auden’s land 43 Posed for Annie Leibovitz 47 El Prado, for one 48 Cover with cloth 50 Antigay prejudice, e.g. 51 It swallows plastic and spits cash 52 Breakfast on Pluto actor Stephen 53 Seaman 56 Many, many moons 57 Jackie O.’s second husband 58 Came upon
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fairyscopes presented by: the armorettes
ARIES (Mar. 20 – Apr. 19): Perhaps you should suspend your inhibitions for the time being and let your dreams guide you. For instance, you might try asking that guy or girl out that you keep seeing outside the coffee shop. Who knows what might happen?
LEO (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Put on your traveling shoes. Fear of the unknown may have prompted you to postpone certain trips. You claimed you were too busy, but no one really believed this, not even you. It’s silly to avoid life, go out there and get to it.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 20): Are you thinking of going into business for yourself? Being self-employed doesn’t automatically mean you will have more freedom. Think about it. Base your decision on reality and not fantasy.
TAURUS (Apr. 20 – May 20): This is the type of week you enjoy. The climate is positive and the energy is flowing. It’s as though you have a magic wand (you know you probably do). You give it a wave and - presto - the day’s tasks and chores are done!
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): Something is currently compelling you to be more of a world citizen than usual. Comfort yourself with the knowledge that your world is simply changing and expanding. It will stabilize again on another, higher plane.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 – Jan. 19): Within the next few days, you’re likely to gain access to dimensions of perception you never suspected.. Investigate what these worlds have to offer. What you learn will help you cope with your sensitivity.
GEMINI (May 21- Jun. 20): If the world collapsed today, you wouldn’t bat an eyelash. You’re perfectly content sailing along on cloud nine! The source of your bliss could be that new person in your life. Are you passionately, intensely, wonderfully in love?
LIBRA (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Your surroundings are currently changing, Libra. Perhaps your circle of friends has already undergone a major change. You accept whoever comes along. You may not realize it, but your attitude is completely different now than it once was. Good for you!
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Often fiery temperaments like yours are drawn to fight for great causes despite the better judgment of more down-to-Earth people. As a result, you have great leadership potential that may emerge this week.
CANCER (Jun. 21- Jul. 22): You may have had some emotional disappointments lately, but this week will restore your faith in love. All you need to do is take action. You’re more likely to get results from yourself than from other people.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): You’re demystifying the concept of talent. You used to look enviously at other people and think, “I wish I had a natural ability like that.” It’s a matter of hard work, belief in oneself, and bravery in the face of risk. You can do it, too!
PISCES (Feb. 19 – Mar. 19): Your optimism is likely to receive a little boost this week. A memorable emotional encounter may be the source of some extra zeal. Or you may derive great satisfaction from being part of a group. The outlook is nothing but positive!
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hether it’s family feuds or calories that you’re counting, the week after Thanksgiving always leaves us feeling the aftermath. This installment of Favorite Bitch is all about ... those holiday regrets!
Dear Miss Tiger, Why do holidays always have surprises? My little brother came out and brought his Black boyfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. My family wasn’t prepared for him to be gay. Because of our Faith, we also don’t approve of interracial relationships. I tried calling him but he sent an e-mail with a link to your website. I guess that means I’m supposed to ask you what to do? -Annette
Dear Kid Tested - Mother Approved, Sure she can ... as soon as you take yo’ happy ass to MOMOTACHI. com and buy her one for Christmas! Enter Promo Code VIP at checkout and save 30% off any shirt plus free shipping! Dear Miss Tiger, I beat up my sister Stephanie after Thanksgiving dinner. She called me a dyke and I fucked her up. My parents kicked me out. On my way home I got to thinking. Do you feel they sent me home and not her because I’m the lesbian? -Rhonda Dear Livin’ Up To The Stereotype, Bitch, they sent yo’ ass on its merry way because the only thing that should be beat on a holiday is a Bloody Mary ... not a Bloody Stephanie. NEXT!
Dear Holidays Are Always Dramatic - But It Shouldn’t Have Come As A Surprise When Your Baby Brother Confessed To Lovin’ The Dick, Dear Miss Tiger, And it looks like all y’all motha fuckahs got served dark meat I was on business in Atlanta during Thanksgiving and went to with ya mashed potatoes too! Swinging Richards. All of the entertainers were amazing, but I’m in love with one special dancer. Should I show him my true P.S. Don’t let your BIBLE take away what the HEART holds feelings? dear. And as far as your justified racism, let me introduce you -Travis too some more queerness by saying, “Bye, Felicia!” Dear Had you SHOWN HIM An Open Wallet Dear Miss Tiger, You Wouldn’t Need To Be Writing My Ass Right My roommate was alone for Thanksgiving. He was so sad About Now, because his family lives far away. I came up with this idea And on that note ... NEXT! that we would have a real Thanksgiving together. I guess we drank too much and got caught up in the holiday spirit Dear Miss Tiger, because we ended up fucking. I always suspected he was I ate way too much food during Thanksgiving. My boyfriend is an hung but it’s so big that I want more! Any advice? amazing cook and I just couldn’t stop myself. Help! -Mitchell -Salvatore Dear Turkey Baster Realness, You rode the motha fuckin’ drumstick so break the wishbone (along with your boypussy) and unleash your inner size queen! Oh and by the way, you may wanna invest in some good butter because it’s gonna take a lot of grease to handle that bird on a regular basis. NEXT!
Dear Hungry Hungry Hippo By Hasbro, If you wouldda gagged on dick instead of extra helpings of holiday ham, you would’ve felt stuffed AND been able to zip-up those skinny jeans the following week, Hunty!
Dear Miss Tiger, Bitch you crazy! I love you for it though. I read your column to my mom during Thanksgiving. She was living for it! Can she have one of your t-shirts? -Deon
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Bitch SESSION SEND US YOUR BITCHES! Text 404.969.BTCH, tweet @BitchSessionATL or email bitch@davidatlanta.com *This page reflects the bitchiness of the community not David Atlanta or its publisher (although we’re bitchy too!)
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Everything we do, even if it wasn’t our intention, has its price.
Education does not equal intelligence, just a reminder. If you don’t want people to know your business, keep it to yourself.
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad boys live?
Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
You smile because you have absolutely no idea of what we’re talking about.
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You know you are at a gay Thanksgiving when the children’s table has been replaced with a VIP table.
Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!
I’d like to see things your way, but I’m not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.
Do they ever shut up on the planet you come from?
Some days I’d rather jack off than deal with a hookup.
A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassment. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min. Straight guys are terrible at gay sex. You’re complaining about having “Gay Drama” yet you work in a gay bar, socialize with every guy and expect to live free and happy? Not in this community, dear.
Not everyone that smiles at you is your friend. Not everyone that calls you out is your enemy.