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One of the few times that having two faces is more than a good thing. It’s downright heroic. Our David Hero for October is a man of two distinct looks. Both Art Davenport and his alter ego Ursula Polari are no-nunsense when it comes to helping others.
When gay political heavyweight David Mixner comes to Atlanta to raise money for the Point Foundation, singer Chely Wright is one of the talents in tow. She chats about her performance, her groundbreaking career, and being openly gay in Country Music.
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Gay favorite Margaret Cho returns on her latest tour, psyCHO, but not before dishing with us on the show, her storied career, some totally random fashion advice, and what she misses about Atlanta.
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One way to show your pre-Toy Party love to the gang at For The Kid In All of Us is this annual cocktail bash for the gays and their four-legged children. Go for the canine-companion costume contest with awesome prizes, but stay for the season treats and spirits.
The burly gay jocks of the Atlanta Bucks welcome teams from all over to ruck and maul all weekend. Parties between matches are legendary for this one, so you can make plans to do up Halloween with the guys too.
Put a different spin on Halloween during the 4th annual ball for gay and bi men of color who want to tux it up instead of costume it up. The Gentlemen’s Foundation brings the heat with special guests Karamo Brown and Cynthia Bailey, DJ Richie Skye, plus a live performance by Algebra Blesett.
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Andrew and I have dates from time to time (Yes, we’re poly – keep up), but rarely with anyone who hasn’t been around the two of us for several years. And like clockwork, they all seem to come back around during the fall months. My husband and I recently had a date with a cute cub when we saw the One Man Star Wars performance at ART Station in Stone Mountain. It’s worth noting that ART Station is a fantastic sponsor of the Tour of Southern Ghosts, so if you and your significant other(s) are looking for something fun to do – that isn’t super scary, like the incredible Netherworld haunt – make sure to check it out. And although Andrew and I would consider dating a third guy more seriously, it’s just not lined itself up to happen that way. The search for a successful relationship hinges on two things: timing and chemistry. Think about it. All questions about whatever went wrong in your relationship can be based on those two things. Another recent date with an old flame was to see the Ghastly Dreadfuls at the Center for the Puppetry Arts. It’s a fantastic show, and they have a bar. Who doesn’t obsess over their next cocktail option while enjoying scary adult fairy tales and legends from around the world? I do, I do!
I’m scared, let’s cuddle.
Concluding my fall dance card, I think a new interest might have convinced us to go camping. And by camping, I mean a deluxe cabin with a full kitchen and bathroom, and electricity It’s that wicked time of year, when the weather has finally de- of course. So basically a house that’s not in the city. How cided to loosen it’s heated grip and let the cool temps settle in. rustic of me. I’m so butch. Like all of you, I’m obsessed with all the fall events that Atlanta has to offer. I mean, who doesn’t look forward to seeing all the closeted drag queens step out for a night? And candy corn, lots and lots of candy corn.
We met by chance in the backstage area of a pageant. I was trying to help her get ready, and he was trying to help the organizers of the event. Strangely random to have that “moment” amid all the chaos, and I blame those Hibernating Homo pheromones for making it happen.
Yes, Halloween is upon us, and there are dozens of things to do around town – some at your favorite local haunts for the Romantic pro-tip: If you see a hot guy wearing a shirt that holiday weekend on the pages of this issue, and other sea- has instructions to do something written on it, you should do sonal options that are off the beaten path but absolutely worth exactly what it tells you to... and see what happens. checking out. But regardless of where the falling leaves of the season may But first, is it just me, or has the annual “Hibernation of land, I’ll never give up on my obsession with all things fall. Homos” started a wee bit early? I ask because I’ve had those Especially when snuggled up between two bears; because “old flame” types blowing up my various social media outlets. the odds of one of them cooking me breakfast in bed makes You know, the ones that you don’t talk to for years at a stretch, it all worth it. then suddenly they remember how fucking amazing you are, and want to hang out again. Happy Halloween. Or Happy Hibernating! I even wrote about this very topic last October. And I left Just be happy. the column asking if the ex phenomenon is indeed a biological response to fall, or if not, what is the reason? I call it the “Hibernation of Homos” because it seems that every autumn, Tony Gowell these lonely single gays come out of the woodwork to find a Tony Gowell is a bi-weekly columnist, exclusively writing cubby/bear couple for the coming winter months. for David Atlanta. Contact him at obsessed@davidatlanta.com with your latest obsessions. If you’re half way Maybe it’s too many Game of Thrones references, or maybe interesting, he might write about it, and if he doesn’t… they don’t want to fly solo for the new Star Wars movie. (See better luck next time! what I did there?) Whatever the case, my social card is never more full than in the fall season. 20 | 10.28.15
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Every year, each Sister is encouraged to focus on a project or two. I’m happy to have been a small part in the beginnings of Lost-n-Found Youth, which included hosting the Big Gay Game Show. Additionally, my most successful Sister events were annual yard sales, which interestingly enough, indirectly led to the creation of Lost-n-Found Thrift (first tagged as “My Big Gay Thrift Store”). I’m always happy to lend a hand when a worthy organization reaches out for assistance. In giving, I receive so much more. Is there a reason you’re drawn to the MISTER Center?
David Hero:
Art Davenport by Dustin Shrader
ART DAVENPORT, A PERPETUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE WHO WORKS HARD FOR ALL OF US. It’s not often in life that you come across an individual who can make you feel at ease, even joyous, as if you have known them for years. Art Davenport is one of these special individuals. Full of life and heart, Davenport is a beloved gem in LGBT Atlanta’s community crown. Often known as his striking, vibrant alter ego Sister Ursula Polari, a member of The Atlanta Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, he works tirelessly over two decades, devoting himself to charity, striving to obtain a better life for all of us.
The Sisters and MISTER have worked hand in hand since our inception, and for me, this developed into some cherished friendships. Additionally, I recognized that MISTER and Positive Impact Health Centers have an exceptional reputation and work to bring our community up and not tear it down with guilt or shaming.
Art Davenport: I’m a native of Atlanta and lived here all my life. I’m single, live What do you enjoy doing in your alone with two cats (BrotherBoy and downtime? Gurlfriend), and I’m well on my way to beI’m an avid thrifter, enjoy reading – myscoming a “crazy cat lady/man.” teries, sci-fi/fantasies, histories, biograOn another note, I find that Art & Ursula phies, etc. – watching TV and movies, work to balance the other (I know, I sound and spending time with my cats. crazy) but Art is more of an introvert and Is there anything you’d like to say to Ursula is definitely an extrovert. our readers? How long have you been doing Just to encourage everyone to give back to the community – volunteer with a ordrag? ganization that speaks to you. FYI, the I joined the Sisters the winter of 2009 Sisters are always looking for new memafter seeing them in that year’s Pride bers and everyone is welcome to attend Parade. My first manifestation was Easter our monthly meetings (second Thursday of Sunday 2010, and Sister Ursula has been each month at 8pm at LnF Thrift). glittering her way all over town since then. I’ve been accused of being a “manifestation whore who’ll show up at the opening of an envelope.”
The good works he does through that set of white-faced, do-good “gay male nuns spreading cosmic joy,” as well as volun- What drew you to do charity through teerism for the MISTER Center and other the Sisters in particular? local agencies, is what makes him our I find great satisfaction in doing for others. David Hero for October. I did some volunteer work for Project Open After coming down from an Atlanta Pride Hand many years ago; worked with the high, Davenport took the time to discuss Hotlanta Softball League; also volunteered his other half Ursula, his well-appreciated for several Pride weekends. But being a philanthropic contributions, and what ex- Sister fulfills me on so many levels – spiriactly makes his heart of gold tick. tually, emotionally and creatively.
Watch each month as David Atlanta Magazine unveils a new hero. These community members have shown Atlanta what they do to enhance the city in which we live. If you have a suggestion for a recipient of the David David Atlanta: Tell us a little about What efforts have you led through Hero Award please email mike@daviyourself. them? datlanta.com. 22 | 10.28.15
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homo halloween by Mike Fleming
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ow do you turn a ho-hum Halloween into a Homo Halloween? Just add gays! And mix generously of course. Plop the horror-riffic holiday into a weekend, and it’s a formula for guaranteed fun at a few of Atlanta’s favorite gay bars.
Halloween 2015 is on Saturday, so the bars pull out all the stops. Get your costume in order, because it’s on. The following pages hod some best bets to create a Homo Halloween for the record books.
MAISON DE LA DEMENCE
That means House of Dementia, ya’ll, and Ten Atlanta is going to bring it. Saturday night hosts a costume contest for cash and prizes that’s set to the beat of DJs Rob Reum and Daryl Cox. Visit facebook.com/TenAtlanta
MASKQUEERADE & SHALLOWEEN
DJ Mike Pope kicks off the homo holiday on Friday at Heretic with $1,500 worth of cash and prizes for best costume. Bubba D. Licious hosts. Saturday brings more costumes for Shalloween with Legendary Children, DJs Atlas and Male, plus “RPDR’s” Katya. Visit hereticatlanta.com
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBOYS
If you’re dead-ing up a look to go as a zombie, BJ’s is a muststop on your Halloween Night. Even if you’re not, costumes are Guests check in but never check out for your very own Atlanta encouraged for a sexy good time. The dancing Zomboys are Horror Story: Hotel. A themed dinner and drag show awaits nearly naked on the bar, Celeste is your bewitching host, and DJ with the queens of Lips Atlanta, plus a costume contest. Visit Tommy keeps the beat. Visit bjroosters.com lipsatl.com
HORROR HOTEL
UNDER THE BIGTOP: FREAKS AND ODDITIES
HALLOWEEN BLOWOUT
Every gay who’s any gay in Atlanta knows that Blake’s needs to Taking a tip from yet another AHS theme, put your personal freak be on your costume rounds on Halloween. We predict huge cash show on display during Jungle’s Halloween dance party. The one prizes, drink and shot specials, deliciously ghouly go-go guys, and a slew of hot boys are in your future. Visit http://blakesonand only DJ Alex Acosta plays ringleader. Visit jungleatl.com theparkatlanta.com/
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
Burkhart’s brings the heat with all the spook-tacular Halloween tricks and treats you’d expect from the venerable party spot. But with a cool $1,000 on the line, you know the costume game is going to be fierce. Visit burkharts.com
NIGHTMARE ON PONCE: DARK HARVEST
All year long, these guys know that the look you serve can make a statement. On Halloween, that goes double. Atlanta Eagle brews up toil and trouble in the very best way with a haunted takedown of your Saturday night. Let the reaping begin at atlantaeagle.com
HAUNTED HIDEAWAY HORROR
A whole weekend of Halloween horrors is planned at Hideaway. Start on Friday with the costume contest and tons of prizes, continue on Saturday with Nightmare of 1,000 Rubys – guests and queens as host Ruby Redd and all manner of other costumes – and wrap it up on Sunday with the Armorettes post-Halloween show. davidatlanta.com | 27
Costume queens by Mike Fleming
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hat makes your Halloween costume gay? You do! Even at the last minute, you can use these sure-fire tips to work a look that dresses you up as one smart, sexy, sassy costume queen.
In Atlanta, there’s never a shortage of gay Halloween parties. All of them welcome and strong encourage costumes – great costumes. Get up to speed on the events in this issue of David, and check out these tips to inspire you to kick some masquerade ass.
‘SEXY’ THIS
If you’re got it, flaunt it. Show off that body of yours by putting “Sexy” in front of doctor, cat, aviator, cowboy, devil, vampire, matador, cop, zombie or terminator. How? Cut a standard costume into booty shorts, then make like a dancing queen and lose the shirt. A hat and a smile tell the rest of the story.
POP ROCKS
Dress to impress with your so-right-now self and a Pop Culture reference or icon. Grab a friend to do your best Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift frenemies drag. Or do comfy Orange is the New Black scrubs and wig, or gay up your favorite character from the upcoming Star Wars installment.
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YOU’RE SUPER
Speaking of pop culture references, be on the lookout for a slew of Batman vs. Superman couples. Do your take on them as the movie heads to theaters, or choose another Justice Leaguer, Avenger or X-Men member. In a pinch? Get the t-shirt, slap on a speedo, and call it good!
POLITICAL PARTY
In a year of such big gay rights strides, you can make Halloween a political party. With an on-point wig, you can gay up Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump. Gayer? Have your lesbian friend do them, while you serve a heaping plate of Hillary Drag Realness.
ZOMBIE THAT WALK
By all means, bloody up and eat some brains! But please, it’s too soon to add zombie makeup to last year’s Leonard Nemoy, Bobbi Kristina or Elly May costume, you twisted bastard. Don’t care how much your Spock impression slays ‘em at parties. Of course, some of you just got all the ammunition you need.
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Touching on your coming out, it wasn’t known until your memoir? Well, yeah, from the outside looking in, that’s when it started, but my decision to come out came in 2007 after quite a difficult year the year before, where I had what I have called a “breakdown,” but now I like to call it a “breakthrough.” … I hit my rock bottom and realized, “I’ve gotta rebuild myself,” and part of that rebuilding would be authenticity. How was the reception?
Hell yes:
Chely Wright’s good work for a good cause byDustin Shrader
GROUNDBREAKING COUNTRY SINGER CHELY WRIGHT JOINS GAY POLITICAL MOVER AND SHAKER DAVID MIXNER IN HIS ONE-NIGHT-ONLY POINT FOUNDATION FUNDRAISER TITLED OH HELL NO! IT MAKES US SAY ‘OH, HELL YES!’
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ut on your activism hat. Political operative and civil rights activist David Mixner invites everyone onto his emblematic front porch for the theatrical tell-all, Oh Hell No! with special guest, Country music’s Chely Wright. The evening offers an intimate, autobiographical retelling of Mixner’s life, from early days on the forefront of civil equality and all the way into the Clinton years. Proceeds from Oh Hell No! benefit the Point Foundation, the national scholarship granting organization for LGBT students. Wright performs as part of the event, and David Atlanta catches up with her to discuss life, music, coming out in Country, and idolizing Mixner. David Atlanta: Tell us about your involvement in Oh Hell No! Chely Wright: I’m terrifically excited to be a part of the evening for a couple of reasons: 32 | 10.28.15
I really, honestly had no idea how many gay people there were in the world. ... So, by the time I came out and really understood, “Oh, my God. There are so many people who have lived almost exactly the same story, and pain, and struggle that I have,” it was healing. ... Some days I wake up and say, “Oh, my God. I’m out. Wow.” It still hits me, and the gift of being out just continues to keep revealing itself to me. How is the new music coming along? I’m just sitting here this morning as I got some rough mixes in from L.A. last night. I’ve had my head in my headphones all morning. Most of what I hear makes me smile and a couple of things make me cry. I’m just so incredibly excited about this record.
I love the work that the Point Foundation does, and I especially love Atlanta. Is there anything you would like to shout out to Atlanta and all your fans More importantly, I admire David Mixner here? and his decades-long contribution to further equality. I think his efforts, his pas- What an incredible honor to be a part of sions are quite possibly unparalleled as history. Many stories about David Mixner far as the LGBT movement goes, and he’s have been written, but history will record just a wonderful human being. He asked that this man is one of the anchors of our me to do this, and when David Mixner civil rights movement. Being a friend to asks you to do something, you very will- David is an honor, and to be able to share ingly say, “Yes.” the stage on a night where he reflects some of the most poignant junctures of What is it about Mixner? our collective history is just – it’s one of those red-letter days, where if I were to I don’t want to throw this word around, write my own bio, I’d tear the page out of but there’s something kind of magical this night and paste it firmly in moments and spiritual about his presence. When of mine that mean something. he speaks, he lights a fire in the bellies of people who are in his presence. He’s kind Chely Wright and David Mixner take of like a preacher in my mind. … whether the stage as part of Oh Hell No! on he’s telling a funny story about the past or a Thursday, Oct. 29 at Woodruff Arts funny story about what happened at a cof- Center, 7 p.m. Visit pointfoundation. fee shop the actually before, he’s just got a org/davidmixneratlanta magical stirring within himself, and I feel it.
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Margaret goes ‘psyCHO’ on Atlanta by Ian Aber
BEFORE THREE-TIME GRAMMY AND EMMY NOMINEE MARGARET CHO HITS TOWN ON HER psyCHO TOUR, SHE DISHES TO US ON THE SHOW, HER RETURN TO ATLANTA, FASHION POLICE, HER INNER DOMESTIC GODDESS AND WHAT DRIVES HER TO GIVE BACK.
insane rising tide of violence against women, whether it’s police brutality, there’s some many things to be angry about and discuss. There’s that and a lot about my relationships with Robin Williams and Joan Rivers and how that feeling of powerlessness you have over death. There’s a lot of different stuff in the show. It’s mature. It’s dark. It’s exciting. I’m happy to do it.
hen Margaret Cho lands in Atlanta on Thursday, Oct. 29, she does so with a head full of steam and a headful of memories about her former life in Atlanta. Her acting and comedy career has never let up, but it almost feels like it’s in resurgence now with Fashion Police, Dr. Ken, the new tour and a Showtime special.
Yes, I filmed my last special, CHODepenent there, so this is a wonderful way to return. I used to live in Atlanta for many years, and I have not been back for while, so I am glad to have a chance to return.
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Her local gays had tons of opportunities to catch Cho when she That is a project by me and includes all of his close friends. All lived here, but the act is all new in psyCHO. She, for one, can’t these different comedians who all grew up with Robin, and we wait to let you in on it. all love him, and we all sort of didn’t know what to do with our grief, so we started this foundation that’s a homeless outreach … we would go on the street and have collections of food and David Atlanta: Tell us about the psyCHO Tour. money and clothing and haircuts, hair dressers would come and MCho: Its a lot of different things. It’s comedy about this crazy homeless people would be clothed and fed and get haircuts and time, you know. Whether it’s gun violence. Whether it’s this all this stuff that was really tremendous. 40 | 10.28.15
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None of them! That would be horrible! Well, Trump has to bottom. He’s such a bottom. He is the quintessential bossy bottom. I don’t know who would top him, I can’t even imagine. Ben Carson? I guess. It’s all horrifying. What is your favorite current fashion trend? Mustard is really kind of going on. Mustard, orange, a very, very saffron, a bright kind of color that looks like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It’s got have that kind of nacho cheese hue. That is such a hot color. What do you predict is the next fashion trend? I think we are on the cusp of going really, disgustingly ‘80s. I think New Wave is kind of fun and cool, but I think we are about to go full Dynasty. Linda Evans. Joan Collins. I’m predicting that look a lot of Skazi, a lot of embellished rayons and hope to see that. What is your current obsession? SkinGraft. It’s this clothing line out of Los Angeles. I do sit for the designer and they do give me a lot of cloths, which I have been wearing a lot. What is something about Fashion Police that would surprise people? That nobody is actually in a fight. Everyone on that show, at least this crew that I see now, loves each other and they just go on about the clothes. Finish this thought: I can’t live without ____. Eye Cream. My eyes are really dry. I don’t know why! I can’t live without it! ____ always makes me smile Caesar Salad. I really do like it, and I have a recipe that is completely vegetarian. Do you see more queer people getting involved in Stand Up Comedy? Yes, definitely. I am seeing more LGBT people doing stand up Giving back has always been a part of your career. Why and more diversity in terms of who is performing in general and is that so important? for that I am grateful. … The fact is so many of us grew up never feeling like we had representation out in the media, in television For me its a kind of natural thing to do. As I grow, I do realize I get or anything. So, we kind of felt like we didn’t exist, and this even a lot out of the kind of charity work I am able to do. goes to Viola Davis’ Emmy speech where, and I am paraphrasing, she said, “Women of color, all we lack is opportunity.” That My charity work is very hands on. I am actually at a lot of these is so true and that opportunity is sometimes visible signs that homeless shelters and getting companies to donate different we exist and matter. kinds of products, whether it’s toilet paper or feminine hygiene products or food or, of course, money. I prefer to be physically Margaret Cho performs her psyCHO tour at The Tabernacle involved in all of it though, as opposed to only donating funds. on Thursday, Oct. 29, 8pm. Visit LiveNation.com. Ian Aber For me, it works better. is a comedian, writer and show producer and Omega Level homosexual based out of Atlanta. He hosts the “Hot What two current GOP candidates would you like to see Mic” weekly comedy open mic and karaoke dance party make sweet, sweet love? And who would be the bottom? at The Hideaway on Thursdays. 42 | 10.28.15
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Thrift stores are great for discovering that unique vintage item or putting together a costume for Halloween. For an upgrade to a modern wardrobe, you need a professional stylist. One go-to guy in fashionably gay Atlanta is Rocky Carroll, manager of The Boy Next Door. “I’ve worked on films and movies,” Rocky says. “I’ll be glad to help your friend look like a star.” Better still, just For companionship, seek out men of like mind and body. For tell Rocky that you read Dear Dom to get 15 percent off your starters, the second Saturdays of each month, the Southern purchase. Let’s face it, nothing fits better than a discount! Bears gather at Atlanta Eagle. There you can press the flesh with men whom appreciate extra flesh. Fur not required. Dear Dom, Fisting fascinates me. After years of seeing buttholes get wrecked on the internet, I want to give it a go. How does a beginner learn to take a knuckle sandwich? Shoving Hands Up There 64 | 10.28.15
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ARIES (Mar. 20 – Apr. 19): You may be called on to get things started with your crew today, so put your leadership abilities to good use. Others will be quick to take your lead, but be careful of how you rally your troops. You’ll have better results by killing them with kindness. Be a leader, not a slave driver.
LIBRA (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22): Sudden problems with others will force you to question once trusted relationships, and you may have trouble telling the bitches from the benign. Turn to the companionship of real friends to help you deal with the frenemies. You know who they are.
TAURUS (Apr. 20 – May 20): Your self-indulgent side may stop by today, so be the perfect host by catering to its (nearly) every whim. Get a massage, eat some chocolate, buy yourself something pretty, go on a date. If you can’t pamper yourself, whom can you pamper?
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): A power struggle with forces that perceive themselves stronger than you has got your quills up. Avoid the temptation to go on the attack -- that’s what they want. Keep yourself open for compromise, but don’t back down. Standing your ground will tip the outcome in your favor.
GEMINI (May 21- Jun. 20): Minding your business will be a full time job today as people misuse your keen ability to listen by bombarding you with gossip, innuendo and secrets you’d rather not know. Don’t give in to your inner busybody -- keep it to yourself.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 – Dec. 20): It’s a great day to focus on new projects -- creative, domestic and otherwise. Give them your all today, focusing on the minutiae that others would overlook. Your ability to map out the details now will make whatever you take on a success in the future.
CANCER (Jun. 21- Jul. 22): Your domestic side will step to the fore today as thoughts turn to home and family. Give Mom a call and tell her you miss her apple pie. Or plan to entertain your other family. A dinner party, perhaps? What better way to show off your talents with marzipan!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 – Jan. 19): You tend to get caught up in the humdrum duties of life -- working, house chores, going to the gym. Today, shed your sense of responsibility and dive into the heady world of romance. After all, why spend time organizing your bedroom when you’re bound to mess it up tonight?
LEO (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Things may appear very black and white today, and your famous stubborn streak may prevent you from seeing the forest for the trees. Drop your headstrong impulses and think outside of the box. You’ll find it’s easier than you think.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): You’re brimming with innovative ideas today, but a perception of being aloof keeps people from taking you seriously. Stick to your guns, but keep your ideas rooted in reality. Remember, some of history’s great ideas sprang from the minds of people others called eccentric.
VIRGO (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22): ‘I’m not a perfectionist, I’m picky.’ Right. Don’t be so analytical in your personal dealings today. There’s no such thing as the perfect anything. Understand that and you’ll be surprised at how far you can get.
PISCES (Feb. 19 – Mar. 19): Your quest for spiritual peace is evident today. You will touch many people deeply, and not just with your hands. But don’t travel that inner journey alone. A candlelit dinner with someone you feel close to will really bring out your inner beauty.
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S E S S I O N Sweetie Darling, he’s has anger management issues. You are a battered boyfriend. It will only get worse. Seriously, what did Julia Sugarbaker tell Charlene’s cousin Mavis?
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