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The World’s Wildest Boy! now, you miGht think that’s an awesome thinG for a doG to do, but...
for anyone who doesn’t know (where have you been, mars?) this happened last week...
so, now the menace family are back in beanotown...
this is awful!
we just need to find Gnasher and the bone…
Gnasher’s in loads of trouble, and now he’s run off with that dinosaur bone!
oh no! Gnasher has stolen a rare dinosaur bone from the national museum of scotland!
hi, 118 118! have you Got the number for bear Grylls? you are bear Grylls! that’s lucky. can you help me find a stolen dinosaur bone? you can! excellent! see you later!
well, you were wrong about Gnasher makinG his own way home! there’s no siGn of him here!
he says he can’t Get here until near the end of the comic. he’s probably crawlinG his way over ben nevis just now.
…then return it to scotland and everything will be back to normal!
your mum will love havinG bear Grylls here – he’s the only Guy i know who would eat her cookinG!
grrr!
i’ll Get bear Grylls on the case – he’s Good at trackinG!
too impatient to wait until the end of the comic, dennis Goes to see beanotown’s resident fossil hunter…
the siGn was riGht – you really are ancient!
it’s the fossils that are ancient. what do you want?
oh right! ancient fossils! i thouGht it was, “indiana bones, ancient fossil collector.”
i knew i should have sent that siGn back!
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are you sure? i thought you only got mAssive coincidences like that in things that are Made up, like MoVies and soaps! not in real life!
My dog, gnasher, stole a rare bone froM the national MuseuM of scotland and i need help to find hiM.
i found the bone – and the rest of the skeleton – in abyssinia in the 1930’s! the Mail on sunday ran a story on it. “Man finds bones,” it said.
that’s my bone!
…i thought second class Would haVe been okay.
you found it in abyssinia? gnasher’s an AbyssiniAn Tripe Hound! Money Was a bit tight, so i decided to Mail My dinosaur - and Myself - hoMe!
neVer again!
i Managed to saVe just one bone...
…Which i sold to the national MuseuM of scotland! yes!
hoots, jings and other Words people think We say in scotland!
the rest of that dinosaur Was scattered across beanotoWn. a shaMe, because it Was a fierce beast!
its teeth Were razor sharp and there Were far too Many for its Mouth!
so is gnasher!
ha-ha! that sounds jusT like gnasher!
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From the skeleton, I learned that It was hIt by a meteor whIle huntIng a sausagesaurus!
why was I born so tasty?
waIt a mInute! gnasher loves sausages!
the abyssInIan trIpe hound sounds lIke It could be a descendant oF the dInosaur I Found! there was a real gnashersaurus?
well, IF we’re goIng to name It, It should really be my...
that would mean gnasher Is the rightful owner oF the bone! no, It doesn’t!
and that he’s not really In trouble!
yes, he Is!
no, It won’t!
thanks For the help! I thInk I know exactly where to look For the FIrst pIece oF the puzzle!
gran! tell me that story about that thing you dug up that time!
hmph! kIds today – always runnIng oFF on quests to recover lost treasures.
and IF I FInd the rest oF the skeleton, It’ll prove hIm Innocent!
at dennIs’s gran’s house…
okay, okay! I’m comIng!
we all thought It was great at first, but It wasn’t long beFore we dIscovered that we couldn’t dIe…
…and In the moonlIght we looked lIke zombIes!
thIs Isn’t rIght!
have you lost weIght?
the chest oF cursed aztec gold?
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nOt that thIng yOu dug up! the other thIng yOu dug up!!
I was just a gIrl, dIggIng fOr fun… Oh, the bone! what’s thIs?
arrrgh! an unexplOded bOmb!
arrrgh! an unexplOded bOne!
It’s just a bOne, dad!
sO, dennIs gets dIggIng…
urrgh! Another unexplOded bOmb!
just thrOw It On the pIle wIth the Others…
ed’s nOte: that’s beanOtOwn’s bOnfIre nIght fIrewOrks taken care Of!
eventually… thIs jOb Is tOO bIg fOr me On my Own! I’ll text bIlly whIzz, ball bOy, mInnIe the mInx and the rest fOr help!
thanks, gran!
Yes!
we’ll call It, “the great everyOne tryIng tO fInd lOads Of bOnes thIng!”
Or…
…the greAt beAnotown Dino hunt! and sO, the Quest begIns! are yOu ready tO help?
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JOE KING!
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
21/03/2014 15:41
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bAll boy’s gone to the stAdium to see if he cAn find A dinosAur bone... whAt’s going on At cold trAfford todAy?
maybe they’ve found thAt missing dinosAur bone thAt gnAsher pinched! i’m wAyne puny’s Agent And he’s signing for beAnotown united todAy!
hi, bAll boy!
not rooney – puny. puny by nAme, puny by nAture. everything About me is puny, apart from my wAges!
wAyne rooney? wow! i guess thAt’s my plAce in the teAm gone!
three pAckets of gobstoppers A week!
gimme five!
who Are you? whAt Are you doing here?
go on, then – show me how good you Are!
ow!
no! wAit… don’t… on your heAd!
no problem!
sorry, wAyne! i gotta stop doing thAt!
oh deAr. looks like i’ll keep my plAce in the teAm After All!
tee-hee! i wonder if he meAnt thAt? All those gobstoppers – down the drAin!
groAn!
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JOE Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team? Because she always ran away from the ball! KING! 21/03/2014 15:43
Dennis just tolD me about Gnasher anD the Dinosaur bones. i’ve haD a great iDea how to finD them at Whizz-speed!
so…
anD then another…
i’ll brinG Duke back in twenty minutes, mr nukem.
he’ll be fine, mrs scratchitt!
they’re a bit slow, but if anyone can finD some olD bones, it’s these Guys!
sorry, i Don’t have a pooper scooper biG enouGh for butch!
so much for my crack bone-huntinG team! we’ve been up anD Down a hundred streets anD haven’t founD a single bone yet!
so… they’ve Got the scent! we’ll finD those bones in no time!
or are they just runninG away from billy’s stinky socks?
oh no! we’ve been followinG the butcher’s van all alonG!
stay back! i’m a black belt butcher - i can kill a man with one chop!
billy wasn’t much help, was he? maybe minnie the minx will have more luck...
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JOE KING!
What colour is a burp? Burple!
21/03/2014 15:44
TRICKY DICKY’S
P r etend Gnashe r’s of hidinG in you r Ga rd with thisen Paw-som e P r a n k! ts! in pr ot Fo ya ed ol Fo 1: on ss Le
SCHOOL PRANKS!
the nAme’s dicky... tricky dicky - licenced to prAnk!
still got All my fingers!
you’L L n e ed:
this is gonnA be Awesome!
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ask your adult to cut a potato in half for you.
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sc rape away th e e potato around th pr int, making su re t th e paw is at leas e th of 5mm clear . rest of th e potato
draw a pawp rint onto th e potato, us ing a pe rmanent marker.
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ma ke o t m ja he n use r ints on t u a c u yo pawp te r too! yo y m m ja coun s G nash e r n e h c kit it wa biscuits! y a s can te all th e who a it wAsn’t me!
scream! we’ll be rich!
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yeAh, right!
Point th em out to your mum and sh e’ll thin k Gnashe r’s been hiding in your garden!
send us a pic of your pawprints, and tell us how you fooled everyone! email them to editor@beano.com or post to: Paw-some Prank, the Beano, dC thomson, 80 kingsway east, dundee, dd4 8sL
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It’s the girl who’s tougher than all the boys... Minnie the Minx has coMe to Beanotown square, where citizens Meet to talk aBout the iMportant issues of the day…
what do we want? IndEpEndEnCE FOr BunKErTOn! when do want it?
MayBe Gnasher caMe to the square…
OW!
sorry, Mister. i was aiMinG for your MeGaphone.
you could rEAllY hurt soMeone with this, you know.
i know GIVE IT BACK!
shriek!
so… hMM… a silent protest, eh?
SuCKEr!
whiMper! My poor head!
BOGEYS!
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GRR!
NOt cool, man!
come Back here, YOU MINX!
ha-ha! i went to ground like a worm… and i lost them!
Not so sIleNt now, aRe they? tee-hee!
oh no! it’s minnie the minx!
it’s fatty fudge - he eats like a dinosaur!
huh? where did he go?
i kNOw you’re up there, fatty! i can smell the chips!
gimme a chip, fatty!
i’d Better get him down or there’ll Be no chips left!
it’s the leaning tower of pizza... er, chips!
uh–oh!
you’ve had your chips now, fatty! har-har!
nope! can’t you see i’m Busy? nom-nom! Burp! have YOU seen gnasher, fatty?
while minnie’s stuck there, why not try some mincraft, readers? turn the page now!
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JOE KING!
My teacher fell down a wishing well. I was amazed… I never knew they worked!
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Please keep this poster up until Gnasher is found. Take a picture of where you put it up and we might show it on www.beano.com! Send them to: Dennis the Menace, The Beano, DC Thomson & Co. Ltd., 80 Kingsway East, Dundee DD4 8SL, OR email editor@beano.com
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21/03/2014 15:48
... It’s the class Teacher dreads
danny, why can’t we meet in our usual secret place?
Pardon me for Being so rude - it was not me, it was my food!
fatty had olive’s prune chilli for dinner yesterday, that’s why!
you mean Janitor’s empty shed, where we all have to squeeze in and there’s not much air?
i take it you’ve all heard about gnasher?
groo! yeah! poor dennis! we’ve got to help dennis find him! toots, sidney, you know about animals. where should we look?
so... whoa! looks like someone else had the same idea - and he looks well dodgy!
ah… local youths, eh?
to find gnasher? there’s only one place… yeah. what do you want?! …the Cats’ home! ah, you’re friends of his! in that case...
a mangy mutt, a missing bone, and a big reward!
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mangy mutt? does he mean gnasher?
…ahem! i’m looking for a cute lost dog! have you seen the poor little thing?
he’s one of those Bounty hunters! he doesn’t care about gnasher. all he wants is the reward from the museum!
Bounty hunter? i prefer a twix! smiffy’s a bit dim, readers!
21/03/2014 15:48
Well?! have you seen him or not?!
it’s time for some ‘help’ from the bash street Kids!
...just a short trip away! yeah. i thinK we saw that dog down an alley. it’s not far...
aaaaargh!
i thinK i saw him hiding in this cardboard box. poor little thing!
this had better not be another one of your tricKs!
what on earth?!
Waaaah! a monster!
plug is so ugly he can turn fruit squishy!
JOE KING!
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come on! we need to warn dennis that a bounty hunter is after gnasher!
did someone mention ‘steak’?!
i don’t understand why he’s after gnasher!
YOU MUST BE...
you pesKy Kids! i don’t have time for this. there’s money at staKe!
ooga booga!
can’t he just go to the shops and buy a bounty?
awwww… smiffy!
crumbs! so dennis has a rival! he needs to find gnasher - and the bone - first!
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It’s Beanotown’s most famous fruit-powered superhero...
Coo – who would think Gnasher was a bone-napper?
it’s the bananaphone! i wonder what Chief o’reilly wants?
this is little eriC.
that’s a seCret, by the way!
who is also bananaman!
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hello, Chief o’reilly. lookinG for the bestest, handsomest Crime-fiGhter ever?
i am! do you have sherloCk’s phone number?
Good joke, Chief!
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seConds later…
didn’t there used to be a door here?
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what’s the trouble?
siGh. that’s the third time this week.
bananaman is on his way!
we need to find that dinosaur skeleton. or Gnasher. or both, if you really want a birthday present this year.
well?
i’ll look for Clues.
…65 million years aGo. Probably in a meteor strike.
t sI l eN R aG e!
hmmm… i think this animal was killed…
Get out there and find that bone… or the wild animal who took it!
sure thinG, Chiefy! i know just the plaCe to find wild animals…
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Hmm… it looks like someone’s Been digging Holes to Bury sometHing! like a stolen Bone!
…Beanotown Zoo.
it’s tHe meerkat enclosure, you dopey dimwit!
no, tHey Haven’t! yoo-Hoo! gnasHer! are you down tHere?
i’m out of Here!
underground…
did you Hear sometHing?
keep digging, meerkats. we’ll Be in tHe Bank’s vault soon.
are you down tHere? my suck-o-matic DeLuXe will soon find out if gnasHer’s down tHere.
is tHat… Bananaman? How could He Have found us?
it’s general BligHt and doctor gloom, Beanotown’s Baddest... er, Baddies.
ENO RMOUS SUC K!
Hallo! wHat are you two doing Here?
curse you, Bananaman! we’d Have emptieD tHat Bank if it wasn’t for you!
general! Be quiet, Before you confess to everytHing!
i can’t Hang on any longer! too late!
Here you go, cHiefy. two villains caugHt. and tHere’s no need to tHank me!
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JOE KING!
i’m not going to tHank you…
…Because you were supposeD to Be finding gnasHer! or tHe dinosaur Bone! or BotH! you Big Blue idiot!
does tHat mean i’m not getting a BirtHday present?
oH, dear! mayBe little plum will find gnasHer?
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He’s always got a trick up his sleeve! It’s...
So…
i’ve got a dodge tHat Will SloW doWn tHat Bounty Hunter, So denniS can find gnaSHer firSt!
Hi, miSter.
WHat do you Want, kid? i’ve got a train – and a dog - to catcH.
i knoW WHere gnaSHer iS. He HaSn’t left at all - He’S Still in BeanotoWn.
So…
really? keep talking…
Out Of the way! tHat dog iS mine! gnaSHer’S Hiding in a theme park?
Sure!
He’S in Here.
if i WaS Hiding out from tHe police, i’d Hide SomeWHere fun tHat Had candy floSS and Hot dogS too!
it’S tHe lOg flume, tHat’S WHat it iS! HuH? WHat’S tHiS?
waaaaah!!!
WHy iS He So mad? He got a free ride, didn’t He?
He’S aS Wet aS Walter! Sorry! gnaSHer muSt Have moved. But i knoW WHere He Will Have gone.
okay, SHoW me.
tHiS iS tHe otHer place He’S Been Hiding.
tHankS, kid. i’ll give you a fiver WHen i claim my reWard!
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Arrrrghhh!!!
DON’T yOU KNOW? THIS IS THE Tower of Terror, THE ScARIEST RIDE IN The world!
WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS THING?
WHOOSH! A FEW UpS AND DOWNS LATER…
BLEURGH! HE WENT INTO THAT TUNNEL!
yOU jUST MISSED HIM, MISTER! HURRy Up!
THIS IS yOUR lAsT cHANcE, KID. IF yOU’RE QUIcK, yOU SHOULD cATcH HIM!
HIS BOUNTy HUNT IS ABOUT TO GO OFF THE RAILS!
HEH-HEH! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S IN THAT TUNNEL – THE rollercoAsTer!
bwAAAAAh!!!
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JOE KING!
SO…
WHAT’S THE MATTER, MISTER? I THOUGHT yOU HAD A TRAIN TO cATcH?
HA-HA! HE WON’T BE cHASING GNASHER FOR A WHILE!
BLOIK! sounds LIKE IT, TOO!
GOOD WORK, ROGER! THAT BOUGHT DENNIS SOME TIME!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
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It’s the not-so-brave brave... a clever brave lIke me can use HIs trackIng skIlls to FInd gnasHer!
sHortly...
paw prInts! and tHey look lIke gnasHer’s!
wHat’s tHIs? gnasHer’s gone Missing?!
Hmm… tHey lead Into tHIs old mIne. It’s a good HIdIng place!
tHe old craFt mIne keeP ouT!
soon... crumbs! ThaT bear obvIously tHougHt It was a good HIdIng place too!
Hang on How can gnasHer’s paw prInts be on boTh siDes oF tHIs cactus?
trIcky dIcky! wHat are you doIng Here?
Here are some More!
oucH!
Ha-Ha! Fooled you! IF you were any good at trackIng, you would Have known It was a prank!
Hee-Hee! and you sHould Have known you were standIng In sinking sanD!
heeeeeeeLP! I’ve come unstuck! er, and I’m stuck!
YOU MUST BE...
JOE KING!
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Everybody’s got them! there’s a lot GoInG on In dennIs the menace’s head…
InsIde dennIs’s head…
dennIs Is runnInG round BeanotoWn lookInG for the dInosaur Bones and Gnasher!
come on, BraIny! you’re the BraIns! What’s the Plan?!
Plan?! Plan?! When have We ever had a Plan?! We just do stuff!
If you Want Plans, Better try roGer the dodGer’s head – ed. In dennIs’s ear…
suddenly...
I fell out When We crashed Into each other! I need to Get Back as there’s no-one In charGe of danny’s mouth!
Who are you?!
urGle BerGle BlorG!
I’m danny’s cruncher numskull.
also, you need to knoW there’s a Bounty hunter after Gnasher!
Word aBout the Bounty hunter quIckly sPreads In dennIs’s head…
BraIny needs to hear thIs!
InsIde dennIs’s head… What haPPened?
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We trIPPed over a GIant, half-BurIed Bone!
JOE KING!
We need to fInd the Bones and Gnasher… Before the Bounty hunter!
tut, tut! terrIBle! BeanotoWn’s alWays In such a mess!
hoW dId he knoW aBout that?! all danny saId Was, ‘urGle BerGle BlorG!’
yeah! I mean, Who’s In charGe around...
see you Guys later. I’m GoInG to ask the BeanotoWn scouts for helP!
aaaarGh! a GIant Bone!
aaarGh!
excuse me, I really need to Get Back to danny noW!
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
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The World’s Wildest Boy! Where are We noW? oh Yeah baCk oUtsIde dennis’s head!
WoW! Another bone! Cool!
There are loAds sTill To find, Though!
inside...
The beanoToWn sCouTs Will be able To help! This kind of ouTdoors exploring and hunTing is righT up Their sTreeT!
or maYbe not! WiTh these guYs on The Case, i’ll have all The bones – and gnasher – found in no Time!
is This WhY i never see You sCouTs in beanoToWn? You’re alWaYs in here plaYing video games?
WhaT’s Your name?
don’T Tell him, pike!
Where’s Your boss… or leader… umm, WhaTever?
he gave up. QuiT. WenT home CrYing.
flappY bird Isn’t a game – iT’s a WaY of life!
You guYs reallY need Whipping inTo shape! if onlY There Was someone on Their WaY To beanoToWn righT noW Who Could help me!
Come on, bear! i don’T have all daY!
Where is he? sTuCk on a bus or someThing?
Can anYone Think Who ThaT mighT be?
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hi, everyone! it’s me, bear!
paddington bear?
a care bear?
no, you twits! it’s bear grylls! he’s the chief scout and he’s awesome!
oh yeah! did you see the episode where he actually ate a school dinner? bleurgh!
rupert the bear?
i’m tv’s bear grylls – here to help with all your survival and tracking needs!
let’s get started! drop and give me twenty push-ups!
umm… bear? while they’re doing that, as well as the bones, i need help finding my dog.
whats a push-up?
that’s gnasher!
that reminds me! check out this funny picture i took of a dog barking at the lions in trafalgar square this morning!
i’ve got to get to him! you stay and train the scouts to find dinosaur bones!
hmph.
what?
right, you lot! fossil hunting is hard work! you’ll be exposed to the elements! at nature’s mercy! with danger around every…
if it’s bones you’re after, why don’t you just take the big skull my granddad found back when he was a scout? it’s above your head.
well, i found my bone - now it’s time to find out how you can find some too!
hope this guy doesn’t wake up hungry or it’s bear today, gone tomorrow!
oh. yeah.
that’s a good start!
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