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Naturally, the doctor asked him what had happened. "Well, it's like this," explained the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"Well, we went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."

"And?" pried the doctor.

"Well, that's when I made my mistake.

I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to the misses, 'This one here looks like yours'."

There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So the first guy says to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to hear), "I think I want to move to California, there are only 100 Cath-

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The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Washington, there are only 50 Catholics living there."

The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to move to Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there."

One of the nuns turns around, looks the third guy in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't you go to hell? There aren't any Catholics there."

Two guys were sitting around talking one day. The first guy said, "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market."

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'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.

The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they

encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.

The following afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that.

Used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favour? I'll give you each a euro if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."

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After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession is really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus.

A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street. "Look," he said, "I haven't received my Pension check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"

"A lousy 25cent?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for 25cent, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.

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Sunburn is a painful reminder to us during hot, summer days. Fairer skinned people are higher prone to getting sunburn more than darker skinned people. We have all experienced sunburns, whether is a light burn or a heavy burn. Here are some home remedies to help out in the home.

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Limerick City Council, on behalf of the Mid West’s Regional and Local Authorities, an agreement with the international civil engineering consultancy, Mott MacDonald Pettit, to prepare the long-term framework for guiding future residential, commercial and industrial development in the Mid West region.

Mr. Conneally explained that the Strategy would provide the Mid West Authorities with evidence-based cases to justify undertaking large-scale planning and transportation projects.

The Mid West Area Strategic Plan (MWASP) is also expected to have a significant bearing on the development of the Region’s transportation infrastructure over the next 30 years, and will feed into the Regional Planning Guidelines for the Mid-West Region Review 2010-2022, currently being prepared by the Mid-West Regional Authority (MWRA)

He continued, “the study will include a traffic model examining the impact of all new developments on the road and rail transportation network. The Regional and Local Authorities will be able to use the model to determine the potential impacts of any large scale commercial, retail or employment creation proposals on the existing transportation network in the areas concerned and provide vital information on infrastructure upgrades necessary to accommodate such projects. Ultimately, the model will contribute to the sustainable economic development of the MidWest, as well as maximise the proper use of local, regional and national road, rail and other transport networks.”

Supported by the Department of Transport and the Department of the Environment, Heritage and Local Government, Limerick City Council will act as lead authority for the project on behalf of the MWRA, Clare County Council, Limerick County Council and North Tipperary County Council.

The Mid-West local authorities, in conjunction with the MWRA, have broadened the scope of the commitment outlined in the national ‘Programme for Government 2007 - 2012’ to include the undertaking of a regional public transport feasibility study as part of the Strategy development.

According to Mr. Tom Mackey, Limerick City Manager and designated MWRA Manager, “It is important to develop a planning, land use and transportation strategy for the region to help it compete nationally and internationally. The strategy output will integrate transport and land use planning in the Mid West Region, while embracing the sustainable philosophy, and planning for the region?s current and future needs.”

As part of the Study preparation meaningful consultation with stakeholders and elected members is required at each stage in order to go forward into the process with an agreed shared vision.

Commenting on the Strategy, MWRA Director Liam Conneally stated “The output of the Strategy is not intended to be an ‘end-state’, but rather the first substantial step in a 30-year strategy that will shape the future of the MidWest Region.?”

He explained, “During the recent economic boom much development has been developer-led whereby strategic locations have been land banked for potential future development. This Study, however, is plan-led whereby the Regional and Local Authorities identify locations deemed suitable for sustainable development. Furthermore, the Strategy will feed into Mid West Regional Planning Guidelines and will particularly inform the Clare, Limerick and North Tipperary County Development Plans and the Limerick City Plan, which are presently under review.”

“The study will be used to leverage public and private funding into the provision of public infrastructure for the region. It will facilitate and guide the Government’s feasibility study into Luas-style light rail transit systems in Limerick, as well as support the continuation and completion of work on the N18 Dual Carriageway linking Limerick with Galway. Furthermore, the study will be used to inform and justify where public transport companies should invest in light rail or bus services, based on demand and population density”, added Mr. Conneally.

Mr. Tom O’Connor, a Limerick native and Managing Director of Mott MacDonald Pettit, noted that the development of a strategic plan for the region would ensure the balanced growth of the Study Area.

“The Strategy will allow the Region to reach its fullest potential in terms of achieving maximum social, economic, physical and cultural advantage for its citizen”, he concluded.

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A U-value is the term you regularly see in literature concerning energy conservation and heat loss. But what exactly is it?

To put it simply, a U-Value is the measure of the rate of heat loss through a material. Thus in all aspects of home design one should strive for the lowest U-Values possible because, the lower the U-value, the less heat that is needlessly escaping. So for example single glazed windows have a typical Uvalue of 5.6 while double glazed windows have a typical U-value of 2.8.

The calculation of U-values can be rather complex - it is measured as the amount of heat lost through a one square meter of the material for every degree difference in tem-

perature either side of the material.

It is indicated in units of Watts per Meter Squared per Degree Kelvin or W/m2K. Note that Kelvin is used as the scale of temperature difference, but this is numerically equal to oC. So for example, one square meter of a standard single glazed window will transmit about 5.6 watts of energy for each degree difference either side of the window or a U-Value of 5.6. A double glazed window will be significantly better with a U-value of 2.8 i.e. only transmitting 2.8 watts of energy in similar conditions.

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Geothermal Heating Ground source heat pumps (GSHPs) are electrically powered systems that tap the stored energy of the greatest solar collector in existence: the earth.

Geothermal heat pumps (also, groundsource heat pumps or GeoExchange systems) provide both heating and cooling.

They typically run piping a couple hundred feet below the earth’s surface (or occasionally connect to a nearby body of water). Here the temperature stays relatively constant throughout the year.

Since the ground is warmer than the outside air in the winter, GHPs expend less energy than conventional systems to heat up a building. Similarly, since the ground is colder than the outside air during the summer, GHPs expend less energy than conventional systems to cool down the building. Thus, GHPs maintain high-efficiency all the time in virtually any climate. Indeed, when it is very hot outside or very cold outside, that is exactly when there is the largest temperature difference between the outside and underground, and so geothermal heat pumps are ideal and severe climates or climate characterized by high daily temperature swings.

The idea of geothermal heating is quite old. Hot spring water was used to heat bathhouses back in ancient Rome. The first patent on the technology dates back to 1912 Switzerland, but only in the last two decades has technology improved to a stage where the market for GHPs is rapidly expanding.

Compared to conventional systems, GHPs typically have higher initial cost but lower maintenance and energy costs. They require less floor space than conventional heating and cooling systems because the exterior system is underground. They are very quiet and long-lasting. Also, they can provide simultaneous heating and cooling. For example, in the summer time that they can provide both air-conditioning and hot water.

A variety of different heat pumps were compared and it was found that GHPs can reduce energy consumption and, correspondingly, emissions of greenhouse gases and other pollutants by 23% to 44% compared to more standard heating and cooling equipment. Geothermal heat pumps have superior environmental performance in virtually all locations except where the local electricity was very coal-intensive in which case gas-fired heat pumps were superior. Of course, GHPs are best suited for new construction or major retrofits were digging up the ground is viable.

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Ground source heat pumps can be categorized as having closed or open loops, and those loops can be installed in three ways: horizontally, vertically, or in a pond/lake. The type chosen depends on the available land areas and the soil and rock type at the installation site. These factors will help determine the most economical choice for installation of the ground loop.

For closed loop systems, water or antifreeze solution is circulated through plastic pipes buried beneath the earth's surface. During the winter, the fluid collects heat from the earth and carries it through the system and into the building. During the summer, the system reverses itself to cool the building by pulling heat from the building, carrying it through the system and placing it in the ground. This process creates free hot water in the summer and delivers substantial hot water savings in the winter.

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Ireland's first National Energy Efficiency Action Plan Energy Minister Eamon Ryan and Mr. Amory Lovins recently launched Ireland's first National Energy Efficiency Action Plan. The plan will change the way we use energy in Ireland over the next decade.

"In 1976, Amory Lovins predicted that by the beginnings of this century, 20% of the energy we use will be wasted energy. It is the case that one fifth of all our energy is unused. Such waste with an expensive commodity makes no sense", said Minister Ryan.

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Angry Farmers declare war on Dairies and Retailers 1000 angry farmers declare war on dairies and retailers in rowdy Tullamore meeting.

asked to produce food at prices below the cost of production, while others in the food chain enjoy healthy margins.

At the IFA Liquid Milk Rally held recently in Tullamore, 1000 angry farmers expressed their outrage at both dairies and retailers for robbing them of any income to provide for their family.

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Vast savings on business and householder energy bills will help our competitiveness.

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Addressing the large crowd, Mr Walshe said that the food supply chain was now broken when primary producers and their families are being

He said “Farmers need an annual average price of at least 34c/l to cover their costs, and the prices on offer for the summer months would fall up to 10 c/l below these costs. This is an insult to the hard work and investment made by liquid milk producers”.

Race Night with a difference in the Hibernian on Saturday 16th May Local politicians will be racing for Special Olympics at a race night on Saturday 16th May in the Hibernian Bar & Restaurant in Nenagh. Fine Gael candidate Conor Delaney has sponsored the “Candidates Chase” and has bought a horse, which he is naming “Delaney’s Donkey”. His horse will be competing against Gerard Darcy’s “Ardcroney Flyer” and Noreen Kennedy’s “Richmond Lady”.

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Commenting on the figures, Alan Nolan, Director General, SIMI said, “At 67% down, these figures are in line with our predictions for the month of April. As a result of the downturn, our own recent research shows that almost 5,000 jobs have been lost in the industry over the last 6 months. We were disappointed that a stimulus such as a Scrappage Scheme was not introduced in the April budget. The figures are quite gloomy, however, the Motor Industry is a resil-

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The Society of the Irish Motor Industry (SIMI) today released the official figures for new cars registered in April 2009 which at 4,448 are down 66.71% on April 2008 (13,363). The year to date figure, at 36,997 is down 65.20% on the figure to end of April 2008 (106,307).

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Light Commercial Vehicle registrations for April 2009 (926) are down 66.32% on the same period last year (2,749), the year to date figure at 4,410 is 78.13% down on the first four months of last year (20,165). Heavy Vehicle registrations are down 78.43% (96) compared to April 2008 (445) while they are down 74.64% (560) for the year to date compared to the same period in 2008 (2,208).

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The government must immediately introduce the infrastructure bond outlined by the Construction Industry Council (CIC) to try to halt the downward spiral in the Irish economy. This is according to one of the leading members of the CIC, the Construction Industry Federation (CIF).

Tom Parlon, CIF Director General stated: “The infrastructure bond is a ready made solution in terms of saving jobs and kick-starting economic activity. Our proposal would save 70,000 construction jobs, giving a massive boost to the economy. It is clearly also the case that Ireland needs the infrastructure that will be delivered by this proposal.

Ireland’s competitiveness is undermined by infrastructure deficits in areas such as roads, public transport, telecommunications and broadband, health, education, and water quality. This plan has the potential to make major inroads into addressing these deficits”.

The CIF Director General warned that investment secured through the infrastructure bond must be in addition to already committed direct government spending: “Government spending on infrastructure has been reduced by over 20% at a time when other economies are increasing construction output to safeguard jobs and stimulate increased activity. Thousands of jobs have already been lost as a result of the deferral/postponement/cancellation of projects. The infrastructure bond proposal is a chance to reverse this trend but only if it is in addition to what is already planned”. “in the absence of an initiative such as the infrastructure bond, it is hard to see where jobs are going to come from in the Irish economy. We are fortunate in having a large number of projects, either ready to go or at a very advanced stage, which mean that we can give an immediate boost to the economy through infrastructure spending. There is clearly no time to waste on this proposal”.

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End Of Terrace 2 Bed; €150,000 Mid Terrace 3 Bedroom; €155,000 End Of Terrace 3 Bedroom; €160,000 Cnoc Ard, Ballina/Killaloe. Situated at the commencement of this vibrant development, these properties are block built, enjoy natural gas central heating, all windows double glazed,Solid Teak Front door, Bedroom 1 ensuite, downstairs Guest w.c. T.V. point to Bedroom 1 and Lounge, Phone

point to Bedroom 1 and Hall, Tarmac Driveway,P.C. Sums of €1,500 Kitchen and €600 Fireplace.

Cnoc Ard, A central development well within strolling distance of numerous schools, crèche facilities, shops,Supermarkets, Bistros, famous Restaurants, Lake facilities, woodland walks etc. etc. 35mins Limerick. These are very keenly bargain priced properties in the present market and present an excellent opportunity for the astute purchaser to avail of a sound home or investment. P.C. Sums also available. The properties are located just as you enter this lovely central development and are not overlooked.

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"Suaimhneas" Killoran, Portroe, Co. Tipperary

"Suaimhneas" Killoran, Portroe, Co. Tipperary. Guide Price; €395,000.00 offers invited.

PROPERTY SIZE; Approx. 2,100sq.ft. Site Size; Circa 0.75 acres. Deep bored well. Bio-cycle Septic Unit. Mains Electricity. Oil Fired central heating. Lovely rural setting in a farming community. Check out our website for more detailed information or, better again, visit and enjoy the experience.

Clare Tipp Properties (www.claretipp.ie) are delighted to welcome you to “Suaimhneas”, a darling cottage with an endearing personality.

“Suaimhneas” derived from the Irish name; “peaceful”, is set in the tranquil surroundings of Killoran, Portroe, Co. Tipperary. A rare find, it boasts marvellous views of the Tipperary countryside and has been lovingly restored to its full potential. Built circa 200 years ago, it started life as a tiny one bedroom cottage. Now it is tastefully and professionally refurbished and extend-

ed to a four bedroom thatched home with all work carried out in 2008. The meandering road to the property leads to a gravel driveway, which encircles the cottage. The garden is a haven for wildlife, and is sensitively landscaped to reflect its surroundings. Wild flowers and wooden sleepers join to form a delightful area for outdoor al fresco dining and is waiting impatiently for entertaining!. The thatch cottage features beautiful dark Tudor-style beams, airy vaulted ceilings and whitewashed walls. The timber sash windows which are of German origin, are specially manufactured for thatch houses.

The solid oak doors, skirting boards and architrave compliment the white surrounds, as do the varnished solid red deel floorboards. Other traditional features of the cottage include a solid fuel stove, a most welcoming open fire and an antique free-standing cast iron bath. All large and airy rooms.

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Local Agenda 21 Environmental Partnership Fund 2009 Could you raise awareness of the environment in your local community?

If so, you may qualify for financial assistance from the Local Agenda 21 Environmental Partnership Fund 2009.

The Fund promotes sustainable development by assisting small scale, nonprofit environmental projects at local level.

Does Your Project Qualify?

Projects should focus on environmental awareness and action which complement national environmental policies such as those on Waste, Biodiversity and Climate Change.

A wide variety of projects and schemes have been supported under the Fund in previous years ranging from community gardens, allotments and compost schemes to websites promoting more sustainable lifestyles, educational initiatives and environmental workshops. A list of previous winning projects can be viewed online at www.environ.ie

How To Apply Further information and an application form can be obtained from Áine Mc Carthy, Environmental Awareness Officer with North Tipperary County Council Ph: 067 44784. Application forms are available to download on North Tipperary County Council website by visiting www.tipperarynorth.ie/environment “This fund is a very practical way for communities to acknowledge the stake they have in their local environment and to work together in partnership with the Local Authority to provide valuable awareness projects at a local level”, said Áine McCarthy, Environmental Awareness Officer with North Tipperary County Council.

Applications must be made to your local authority by Friday 12th June 2009.

Spreagann Comhairle Contae Thiobraid Árann Thuaidh an pobal le Laghdú, le hAthúsáid agus le hAthchúrsáil an oiread agus is féidir.

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Tender: Electrical/Plumbing Contractors Panel Overview The Council currently has a housing stock in excess of 1200 units. The Council is responsible for specific repairs as identified in its tenant handbook.

Complaints/requests are frequently received for electrical/plumbing repairs and generally the council avails of the services of private electrical/plumbing contractors to carry out the necessary works. The tenant contacts the housing section of the council who in turn telephones the relevant contractor. The Council will expect an immediate response to all emergency calls. The contractor is then responsible for contacting the tenant at the telephone number given to arrange a visit to carry out the necessary works. Generally requests for repairs are received during the working hours of the Council, Monday to Friday 9.00-17.00. However on occasion, and particularly during holiday periods/adverse weather conditions employees of the council may receive requests out of hours and pass them onto the electrical/plumbing contractor where appropriate.

Formation of Electrical/Plumbing Contractors Panel The Housing Section of South Tipperary County Council proposes to form a panel of electrical/plumbing contractors for a period of 2 years. As complaints/requests arise it is the intention of the council to select an appropriate contractor from the panel formed following the tendering process. The failure of a contractor to

comply with the requested timeframes may lead to their removal from the panel.

The council is not committed to accepting the lowest contractor or otherwise.

Freedom Of Information Tendering Contractors are advised to note that the Freedom of Information (FOI) Act 1997, came into operation for Local Authorities, including South Tipperary County Council, on 21st October 1998 .

If any tenderer considers that any of the information supplied is commercially sensitive of confidential in nature, this must be highlighted and the reasons for its sensitivity specified. In such cases, the relevant material will in response to FOI requests be examined in the light of the exemptions provided for the FOI Act. Basis of tendering South Tipperary is divided into 5 electoral areas, Clonmel, Fethard, Cashel, Cahir and Tipperary.(map attached). Quotations are requested for specific works in each of the electoral areas. An hourly rate is also sought for works that may arise which are not categorised. This rate will not apply to any works unless prior authorisation is obtained from the relevant council official. Mileage is not payable on any occasion and the rates given are to incorporate any overheads that may be incurred in the carrying out the duties. The following points are to be noted:

Free Home Composting & Wildlife Gardening Workshops Now that the good gardening weather is upon us, North Tipperary County Council in conjunction with the Irish Peatland Conservation Council (IPCC) is encouraging householders to attend its free workshops on Home Composting and Wildlife Gardening during the month of May in Ballina & Borrisokane.

Most garden waste, such as grass cuttings, hedge clippings, old plants, weeds, garden cuttings, fallen leaves and vegetable waste can be composted. Kitchen waste like fruit and vegetable remains, tea bags and coffee grounds, crushed eggshells, flowers, newspaper and light cardboard can also be composted. In addition to contributing to the recycling process, composting reduces the volume of your weekly domestic waste and therefore can cut your domestic refuse charges depending on your service provider.

“Composting your household organic waste is a simple and cheap way of reducing waste going to landfill and about half of your household waste can be turned into compost, according to Áine Mc Carthy, North Tipperary County Council’s Environmental Awareness Officer. “So come along and find out how easy it is to compost your ‘greens’ and ‘browns’ and use them as lawn dressing, mulch for plants or as a fertiliser/soil improver for your garden. Different types of 1. The Cost is to include travel to and from the dwelling and any other overheads incurred.

2. The Contractor is responsible for contacting the tenant (details will be provided) 3. Any obvious associated works are inferred to be included in the price 4. Ongoing monitoring of response, invoices and quality of works will take place 5. Quality assurance forms to be completed and signed by the Council’s Technical Supervisor on completion of the works. These forms are to be returned with the appropriate invoice.

6. The Contractor will be required to complete certification form to be signed by the Tenant indicating that the works have been completed to the satisfaction of the Tenant and that damage (if any) caused to the property or its furnishings and decorative finishes have been made good.

7. Return visits to the dwelling will be at contractor’s expense (obtaining parts etc) 8. Invoices are to be submitted either fortnightly or monthly at the contractors discretion. Payment will be made within 30 days of receipt of invoice.

9. All electrical work must comply with the latest edition of the “National Rules for Electrical Installation” published by the Electro-Technical Council of Ireland.

home composting will be looked at including compost bins and heaps, vermicomposting and leaf mould.

Wildlife gardening will also be discussed and there will be a chance to answer any queries on reducing and recycling waste at home”. “Composting offers the obvious benefits of resource efficiency and creating a useful product from organic waste that would otherwise have been land filled. To get started, attending one of these workshops is the perfect opportunity to pick up some valuable tips and hints” she added.

Details of the workshops are as follows and information leaflets will be available on the evening: Wednesday 13th May 7p.m – 9p.m Lakeside Hotel, Ballina / Killaloe Wednesday 20th May 7p.m – 9p.m Borrisokane Community College North Tipperary County Council has compost bins available for €35, including kitchen caddy. They are available to purchase at the Civic Offices, Nenagh, Thurles Town Council, Templemore Town Council and Roscrea Area Office.

Win a Free Compost Bin; Simply turn up on the night at one of the workshops and you will be entered into a draw to win a free compost bin.

For further information on these evenings please email environment@northtippcoco.ie or call 067 44786.

10. A completion certificate approved by the Electro-Technical Council of Ireland shall be submitted to the Council where required.

Qualification The following items must be provided with the tender documentation Company Health and Safety Statement Public Liability Insurance of €6,500,000 Employers Liability Insurance of €13,000,000 Membership of CIF Pension scheme Particulars of Trade Qualification Turnover for the previous 3 years Significant Projects completed during the past 3 years Safe Pass Card for employees Training Records The closing date for receipt of tenders is 4.00p.m on Monday 25th May 2009. All tenders must be in a sealed envelope marked “Tender for Housing SectionPlumbing/Electrical Repairs” and received in the Tender Reception Desk, ,South Tipperary County Council, County Hall,Clonmel.

Any queries on the tendering process can be directed to Noelette O Dwyer, Housing Section, South Tipperary County Council, County Hall,Clonmel on (052) 34689.

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Wildlife Gardening If all our gardens were put together they would make a massive nature reserve, perhaps the most important in the country. Neatly manicured gardens are not the best for wildlife though and with a bit of thought they can be turned into sanctuaries for birds, mammals and invertebrates and lots of other native species.

water butt rather than chlorinated tap water. Even better - if you have the space - is to dig a pond. Ponds are an important habitat that have been lost from the countryside and nothing beats waking up in March to finding frogspawn in your own garden pond. If you're lucky you may even be visited by a heron.

The key to a good wildlife garden is food, water and shelter - for that is what nearly every living creature needs to survive.

Shelter: Animals need shelter to sleep in, to breed in and to hibernate in.

Bird boxes and bat boxes will be welcome even in the smallest town garden and you can even get boxes for insects now including bumble bees and the gardeners friends lacewings and ladybirds - they love gorging on aphids! A compost heap provides excellent shelter for frogs, toads and even hedgehogs. Wood piles and rock piles are perfect hiding places for a variety of invertebrates.

Food: This can mean a whole lot more than putting out a bag of peanuts for the birds, but it's a start.

Consider insects that feed on pollen and nectar, animals that eat slugs and worms and birds that feed on berries and fruit in the autumn. You may want to plant a buddleia to attract butterflies or a cotoneaster whose berries are very popular with thrushes.

Water: Birds love a good birdbath, and it will be much better for them if it is filled with rainwater from a

Avoid using chemicals in your garden and it will be a wildlife haven in no time. You can guarantee that next spring when it comes the Big Garden Birdwatch you'll have plenty to make note of.

Irish Women in Business.ie launches revolutionary forum for women entrepreneurs Ireland’s newest business support website www. irishwomeninbusiness.ie was launched today providing an opportunity for women in business to network and promote their businesses in an online network. Another unique feature of the organisation website is an online chat forum for women to discuss and over come business challenges, The website represents an organisation which provides a directory of women in business in Ireland is the brain child of Tallaght –based entrepreneur Tara Wilson- Black. Wilson- Black, Managing Director of Select Digital Print has been involved in running her own business since XXXX. She began developing the organisation behind www.irishwomeninbusiness.com in January of 2009.

“Through developing my own business and trying to overcome challenges in industry, I saw the need for a network where women in business could develop their contacts, display their products and work with each other. The increasingly challenging financial environment means that

more and more female entrepreneurs are looking for support. We want to encourage women to mentor each other in various ways,” said Tara Wilson- Black at the launch at Dublin’s Dylan Hotel.

“The website is open to women to join from all around Ireland. We will continue to develop moderate and work on the features including chat forums. We want to provide a state of the art website where women in business can provide support for each other. We want to encourage women to develop businesses, even in the poor business climate which permeates at the moment. There are many women who want to promote and develop new businesses and I hope this organisation can help them to succeed,” enthused Wilson-Black.

The organisation has a number of key women in business as supporters and mentors in various areas. The panel of experts were at the launch at the Dylan Hotel and include Barbara O Reilly, Laura Leonard and Michelle Daly. Main sponsors of www.irishwomeninbusiness.ie include Bank of Ireland and OwnerManager Magazine.

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Mitchel Street Group develop their own Website The Quarry are the first group from the premier county to appear on the world wide web with my residents. Following an article on the Tipp Tatler, a month ago, explaining the idea behind the web site myresidents.ie the Mitchel street group decided to register and build a site of their own. There are photos from the recent NCBI fundraiser in Cashel and Thurles. Also posted on the site are messages of goodwill from Jonathan Irwin, Foras na Gaeilge and pride of place is a message from the President of Ireland, Mary McAleese.

The aims of the association and the committee can also be found on this easy to use site.

The Quarry’s Diaspora can now keep in touch with events on Mitchel street and the wider Thurles Com-

munity by loging on to myesidents.ie/mitchelstreet mainly thanks to the information garnered from the Tatler.

A CD of both parades will be on sale later in the year.

Anyone wishing to get involved please e mail mitchelst@eircom.net for info.

Mitchel Street supporting NCBI. Jessica & Grace Dillon leading the way on Liberty Square.

Pic; by Paddy Loughnane

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Business Blogging Course The Tipp Tatler is pleased to announce that we are running a short one evening course on Blogging for Business.

There are several benefits to maintaining a blog for your business which we will cover on the night. The course is being given by one of this years winners in the Irish Blog Awards, Tommy Collison who won the ‘Best Newcomer’ category.

Tommy started blogging in April 2008, encouraged by his brothers Patrick and John. Inspired by the blog of Damien Mulley, one of Irelands most well known bloggers and online communications expert, Tommy began writing blog posts more frequently. The blog went from strength to strength, and he recently became the best Newcomer at the Irish Blog Awards in February’

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Eplixo launches desktop sharing web platform Eplixo Limited, (”Eplixo”, or “the Company”), the Software Company specializing on Software As A Service (“SAAS”) in the commercial and social network environment, today announces the launch of “EpliCapture” a web based Desktop Sharing environment for online support, training and live presentations. Free for non-commercial use.

Adding to the already extensive collaboration suite and existing sharing platform this allows the user to give live business presentations, educational webinars as well as providing online support.

Gerard Brandon, CEO, Eplixo Limited commented:

“With the increasing pressure for expense cut-backs, business users need to provide increased productivity at reduced cost. With advances in internet technology the need to travel is reduced if presentations and educational software services can be provided across easy to use connections at reduced cost.

Eplixo continues to offer the ideal platform for moving beyond emails and revision of documents passed back and forth. Out-Sourcing can be managed in-house. For education and training it allows both the student and the tutor to see what the other is doing and support services can walk a user through a sequence of illustrations to reduce the learning curve”

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Sysco enters €10 billion SaaS market with www.ReadyDynamics.com Sysco is the first company in Ireland to offer an ERP as a Service offering – ReadyDynamics.com (Microsoft Dynamics NAV and Microsoft Dynamics CRM Software as a Service) With the latest release of the world’s fastest growing ERP and CRM products (with over 85,000 customers worldwide and over 2,000,000 users), Microsoft Ireland’s largest Dynamics partner Sysco can now deliver Ready NAV and Ready CRM over the web.

Analysts estimate that the Software as a Service (SaaS) market segment will grow at over 20 percent per annum until 2011 with revenue from online software expected to grow to €9.4 billion in 2009 from €5.9 billion in 2008, according to research company IDC. And the percentage of businesses that expect to spend at least a quarter of their tech budgets on online software will jump from 23% in 2008 to 45% in 2010, IDC predicts.

Based on these predictions, Sysco estimates that the market potential in Ireland for ReadyDynamics.com is conservatively between €2 million to

€2.5 million in the next two years, which is approximately 30% of Sysco’s €6.5 million annual turnover.

Priced from €69 per user per month, www.ReadyDynamics.com is an affordable option for companies wanting to improve operational efficiency without impacting their cash flow, an important benefit for these recessionary times.

As an introductory offer, Sysco is offering qualified parties a free 30 day trial of www.ReadyDynamics.com so they can see the full functionality and business benefits for themselves.

“Microsoft is always seeking to assist companies by providing innovative software at an affordable price,” asserts Neil Tanner, Director SSM&P, Microsoft, “Now by making world class ERP and CRM software like Microsoft Dynamics available on a rental model this delivers the benefits of these applications to all companies. Sysco has been implementing Dynamics NAV for over 10 years and is our leading reseller in Ireland. By launching

ReadyDynamics.com on the SaaS platform Sysco provides the facility for companies to improve their internal systems and operational efficiency with a low capital outlay.”

“Sysco is in the business of helping Irish companies use IT to improve their own performance. In this tough economic climate, we think it’s important to make IT affordable and easy to use. That’s what ReadyDynamics.com is – affordable access to world class ERP and CRM technology,” says Charlie Donnelly, MD, Sysco Software, “And with a free 30 day trial period, there’s no risk to companies wanting to evaluate these solutions.”

Why ReadyDynamics.com?

Embracing Microsoft’s Software Plus Services model, Sysco is offering Irish customers more choice.

They can choose to purchase Microsoft Dynamics as an on premise application or to rent ReadyDynamics.com on a monthly basis. There are pros and cons to both options which Sysco will review with interested parties.

Some of the benefits of ReadyDynamics.com are: 1. Pay what you want (user numbers can change month by month) 2. Low monthly rental means lower capital outlay 3. No need for ongoing internal IT costs (including hardware, servers and management of IT) 4. 24 x 7 access from any PC anywhere in the world 5. Total cost of ownership is predictable, visible, flexible and lower (CAPEX becomes OPEX) 6. No commitment (renew month by month) 7. Try before you buy (free 30 day trial) SaaS is a mature model for using software applications, particularly CRM, but traditionally ERP has been awkward to adapt to this model.

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Family Fun Day Out A fun day out for all the family, including the dog, is guaranteed in Templemore on Sunday 24th May, at the Rectory Fete.

There will be a wide variety of stalls. cakes, flowers, White Elephant, Double your Money,and Buried Treasure. There will also be Face Painting for the kids.

Best Dressed Pooch and the Waggiest Tail.

There will be live music and teas, so be sure to bring the family and the dog along on Sunday 24th May between 2pm - 5pm.

All proceeds will go to the St. Mary's Church Restoration Fund.

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What is the fastest land mammal?

What animal is known as "the King of the jungle"?

Which big cat has stripes?

True or false: only male (boy) lions have manes?

What cat likes to drag its prey to a top of a tree to keep it safe from other predators? l 6. Name two cats that have spots?

7. A baby lion is know as ...?

8. Which cat is covered in black fur?

9. What cowardly cat went to visit the Wizard of Oz? 10. Which cat is the biggest?

Answers 1. Cheetah 2. Lion 3.Tiger 4. True 5. Leopard 6. Leopards and cheetahs 7. Cub 8. panther 9. Lion 10. Leopard

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

‘Flow’, an Exhibition, opens Book Review at the Source ‘Flow’ is a debut exhibition of art works created by an art group based in Littleton, Co Tipperary. The group incorporate a range of media in their work which includes painting, textile art, ceramics, sculpture and craft. The individual works follow an exploration of technical processes and investigate areas of interest which include Place, Identity and Memory.

The group, who were established in 2006 by the North Tipperary VEC, have explored a range of media including Glass, Batik, Print making, Fabric Printing, Painting, Drawing and Photography and have achieved FETAC certification.

The group is co-ordinated by Mary Finn and is facilitated by artist, Elaine Hurley.Artists exhibiting are; Juhann Delaney, Karen Meaney, Timmy Meaney, James Delaney, Margaret Leahy, Tomas Delaney, Eamonn Delaney and Martin Ivers.

The exhibition will be launched on Thursday 7th May at 7 p.m. and runs until Thursday 28th May. All are welcome to attend.

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A Summer of Delights!

The Source Arts Centre’s summer season goes on sale this week. Once again the people of North Tipperary are offered a selection of treats for memorable nights out with friends and family. The new brochure is available free to everyone, so if one doesn’t arrive on your doorstep, give The Source a call and they’ll post it out to you!

Since opening in 2006, The Source has quickly established itself as an exciting venue full of delights for all ages and all tastes throughout the region. The new seasonal brochure always creates a stir, and even in these hard times the dedication of the team to bring you great entertainment remains undaunted! With a loyal following, and a commitment to reach new audiences, The Source has become a focal point for great events in the wonderful professional setting of its 250 seat theatre and gallery space.

The theatre has seen many of Ireland’s leading singers, comedians, actors, musicians and theatre/dance companies grace its stage – from Frances Black to Mike Denver, Des Bishop to Brendan Grace, from Barry McGovern to Deirdre O’Kane, Aslan to Opera Theatre Company, and from The Gate and Druid to Lambert Puppet Theatre and CoisCeim Dance Theatre. With world cinema films screened twice a month, The Source is undoubtedly the place to go for top quality entertainment.

The theatre and gallery have also welcomed a host of local groups, from Thurles Drama Group and the Fionn Mac Cumhaill Players, to

AIMS, Phoenix Productions and local artists. Offering a fully equipped theatre, a dedicated gallery space, full box office services and an extensively distributed seasonal brochure, The Source is the only venue in Thurles which can offer you full professional services to promote your event.

The theatre is available for rent to all community and regional groups – whether for a fundraiser concert or dance, a performance, or a trade fair, the facilities are unparalleled. The Source also has a Community Space which can be rented out by anyone for special community rates – with the additional bonus of your yoga or painting class being promoted in the seasonal brochure. It really is an unbeatable facility for all the community.

The Source also boasts a lively café, The Waterfront - the place to go for delicious food. A full bar is available before and after all performances to round off your special night out. So whether you want to dine at Faulty Towers, enjoy the Celtic Tenors, take the kids to Farmer Jason’s farmyard, catch the confessions of an Irish publican, or listen to some authentic bluesgrass, The Source is your destination this summer! So grab your new seasonal brochure and support your arts centre by tasting some of the delights The Source have ready for you this season!

Tickets can be booked on 0504 90204 or www.thesourceartscentre.ie, or you can book the theatre or community space by calling 0504 90340.

by Elizabeth O’Shea, Sheelagh na Gig

Chasing Rainbows - Nuala Woulfe We here at Sheelagh na Gig like our thrillers dark and brooding and twisty, full of foreboding, dense with danger, but most of all, we like them well written.

Ali Hughes is unhappy in a deadend job. She casts around for something that will give her the income, the life, and the boyfriend she wants and that will impress her overbearing mother.

But rainbows come and go, and chasing them might not lead to what you expect. When Ali’s life suddenly changes and she finds herself living in north Tipp, she discovers that the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow might not contain what you expect.

This well-written first novel from former journalist Nuala Wolfe contains a number of twists and turns to keep the reader turning the pages, and, particularly later in the book, a good few laughs also.

Chasing Rainbows is a good summer read that will leave you looking differently at your own rainbows.

Like her main character, Nuala moved from Dublin to the midlands, where she writes and

mothers three children. Her next novel is well under way and delves into the world of women's rugby, pole and salsa dancing, fast cars, lingerie parties and stressed out mammies.

On Sunday, 17 May at 3pm, Nuala Wolfe will give a free reading in Sheelagh na Gig. As well as entertaining us with excerpts from Chasing Rainbows, she will talk about how things are in the publishing world in a recession and how people have to not only market their book but market themselves when looking to get published. This talk is a must for aspiring writers.

Sheelagh na Gig is open 6 days a week: Tue and Wed 9.30am-5pm, Thu and Fri 9.30am-7pm, Sat 10am-6pm and Sunday noon-6pm.

Tel: 0505 42123 or visit www.myspace.com/sheelaghnagig or follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/sheelaghnagig

I Miss Communism at the Source It might seem like an ambitious feat to try to sum up the story of I Miss Communism at The Source on Saturday 16th May. It is a story that charts the birth of the new Croatia, Life in the ashes of the Second World War and how things were under the oppressive communist regime.

But it is also the story of freedom of the spirit, coming of age, music, tears and comedy. This one woman show follows three generations of women through some of the most momentous events in European History. The real humanity of the people is never lost against such a huge backdrop. This is what makes I Miss Communism such a special piece of theatre. The Show was voted best touring show in the UK and Best of the Best in the Edinburgh Fringe Report.

This moving piece of theatre is at The Source for one night only. So, early booking is recommended.

I Miss Communism is at The Source Arts Centre for one night only on Saturday 16th May. Tickets €18 (€16 concession) For Bookings please call the Box Office on 0504 90204 or log on to www.thesourceartscentre.ie

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TEACHER: Sean, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

SEAN: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

• Clubhouse• Pub • Bedroom • Playroom • Crèche

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

If you’re looking for an idea for a Christmas/Confirmation/Communion/Birthday or want to put your Crest on your Clubhouse wall, why not give Anne Marie a call.

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

Visit the Portfolio page of her website for more images of existing works.

Remember a ‘True Colour’ fan will never change his strip and never outgrow his team crest.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10foot snake.

SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher...snakes don't have feet.

Crests are handpainted directly onto your wall.

Travel -Ice Ice Baby

Book a return flight to the Swedish capital of Stockholm with SAS this month and receive a free visit to the city’s coolest bar - Absolut Icebar Stockholm - in the super trendy Nordic Sea Hotel.

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TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

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So beat the recession blues and join our team To have fun while earning.

For more information or to book a party Contact Sarah: 087 7790426

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Birr Upholstery Domestic & Contract Work

All upholstery work undertaken ___________________________

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Roofing Contractor Brian O' Dwyer 1st & 2nd fixing PRIDE IN CONSTRUCTION

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What you require we hire

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Ladies classes Thurs night 8.30 Ask about our Personal Training rates

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Whytes Boarding Kennels Barna, Dunkerrin (just off N7)

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All Glass & uPVC Doors, Windows & Gutters

Martin Whelan Carpentry Attic Conversions & Joinery Renovating & Roofing 1st & 2nd Fix Carpentry C2 & Vat Reg. Bespoke & Flatpack Kitchens Fully Insured Bedroom & Bathroom Furniture PVC & Aliiminium Fascia, Soffit & Gutters S.E.I. Approved Insulation Contractor

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Contact Charlie at 087-412 1847

Shreelawn Oil Contact your local representative for Enda Everard competitive rates in the Thurles Area Mob: 086 1716100

Your local drivers in the Thurles Area Richie Doyle and Ollie Spillane Bansha, Co. Tipperary Tel: 062 54011 / 54018 Fax: 062 54009

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Selection of Beds, Tables & Chairs & 3 Piece Suites

Choice of Kitchens now on display Dromkeen, Co. Limerick.

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All makes of Bikes Bohernanave, Thurles, FULL AFTER SALES SERVICE 0504-23022 Go Karts 087-292 0138 KMX Karts We don’t sell cheap bikes - We sell bikes cheap!

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Panel Beating Specialist Fancroft, Roscrea

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BLINDS

For: Houses, Pubs, Shops Offices, Nursing Homes etc.

Agent for Blinds, Very Competitive also can supply and fit curtain poles P.J. Jones Moneygall Fitting Service 087-2717 465 / 0505-45287

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086-0680009 Lingerie Shop & Vibro Plate

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contact: Danny 087 8252360 also -

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pay for all ads by Credit Card

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ARMY SURPLUS Orders now taken for Communion & Confirmation, Invitations & Thank You cards.

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Clothing & Accessories Huge Range now in stock -at

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Open Weekends Only FRI-SAT-SUN 2-6pm good bone, very straight, nice jump.

Tel:086-4021659 upto110

House for Sale

04 Mazda 2 Antares, 1.4lt, 5 door, Petrol, 2 lady owners, 43k mls, immac cond. CD, A/C, All elec, €5,500 ph:086-3191673

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Spacious 6 Bedroom, detached home at Ardkeen, Drom, Templemore. Asking Price €350k. 087-9855403 to122

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Garden Decking

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Flock of 7 adorable young ducklings, ideal for starting off with ducks or adding new blood, or will be ready for table in two weeks, Tel: 086-4021659 t Lorry loads of dry hopper turf for sale as well as loose briquettes and firewood.

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Property Claims Direct act for you. Damage from Plumbing Leaks, Fire or Smoke, Social Dancing Flood, Oil, Burglary, Roof Leaks, Subsidence, No Job to big or too small, 1st Survey Social and old time dancing in Cappawhite Resource Centre on 23rd May. Music by Free, No Win No Fee Sea Breeze, special guest Larry CunningCall 1890 711711, 087 6860768, or visit ham, dancing 9.30 -12.30 ADM €10. Prowww.pcd.ie lupto 138 ceeds to Cappawhite Day Care Centre

Irish Grinds

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an excellent Irish course for senior and junior students, preparing for exams 2010. Each group will run 10 non-consecutive mornings during June. Ring Catherine Devitt, Tipp Town. 06252274 or 087-7856657. iss119

Steel stairs / fire-escape for sale. 14 chequered plate steps,uprights, supports. landings and railings. Primed and ready for painting. 086-6051189 to123

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Deadline for the next issue is 11am Mon. 25th May

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BATTERIES

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Abuse

by Jim O Shea

Verbal Abuse

the gut feeling pointing to being verbally abuse. Always listen to your gut feelings.

They are never wrong.

(Continued from previous issue)

15. Abusive anger. This always underlies verbal abuse, and the victim is not responsible for it. The victim must realise that no matter how he/she is it will not abate the anger. The abuser’s anger arises out of his/her sense of personal powerlessness and inadequacy, and is irrational, but venting it on the unfortunate victim makes him or her feel better. This anger is a sign of inner tension which the abuser does not really understand. As I wrote previously, the build up and release of this tension assumes a cyclical pattern, although it is not regular or predictable. It is like an addiction, and if the victim reacts calmly the abuser increases the anger, which is why verbal abuse always gets worse. It is like a fix, but like any drug more and more is needed to bring relief.

Remember that an easily irritated person is an angry person.

Verbal abuse is carried out both privately and publicly (usually, however, in secret) to make the victim feel small. It can rear its ugly head in the workplace, in school, or wherever there is human interaction. It is very closely related to emotional/mental/ psychological abuse, especially where non-verbal communication is used. These non-verbal messages include gestures, expressions, and body movements. They are very often used in a public setting. Frowning, for example, can be a warning, and can convey a message of fear to the victim of what may be in store in a more private setting. Scowling conveys the abuser’s displeasure, and is also a warning to the poor victim.

Patricia Evans has a long list of the effects of verbal abuse on the victim, which is worth quoting: A distrust of his/her spontaneity A loss of enthusiasm A prepared, on guard state An uncertainty about how he/she is coming across A concern that something is wrong with him/her A search to see what is wrong A loss of self-confidence A growing self-doubt An internalised critical voice A concern that he/she isn’t happier and ought to be A sense that time is passing and he/she is missing something A desire not to be the way he/she is A hesitancy to accept his/her perceptions A reluctance to come to conclusions A desire to escape or run away A tendency to live in the future A distrust of future relationships An anxiety or fear of being crazy

The effects of verbal abuse are serious, and like all cases of abuse it becomes more intense over time. It often happens that the victim becomes used to it and adapts to it.

It is as debilitating as other forms of abuse in reducing the victims' self-esteem and making them feel worthless. They victims often internalise the criticisms and come to believe that they are true, and begin to accept that they are worthless and unlovable. The more they see themselves as worthless and unlovable the more they may cling to the abuser as one who pays attention to them. It is surely ironic. It is playing with another person’s mind.

When the abuse is subtle it can be accompanied by words of endearment, and the victim may be confused and not recognise the abuse in the interaction, but will feel uncomfortable. This discomfort is

(Continued in next issue) Jim O’Shea works as a counsellor from Furze, Thurles. Ph. 087 8211009 www.jimoshea.net .

JimO’Shea’s book ‘When a child dies.

Footsteps of a Grieving Family’ is published by Veritas. The royalties from this book will go tosthe Children’s Hospital in Crumlin.