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No. 134 Fri. 18th December, 2009 Tel: 0504-51945 email: info@tipptatler.com Curraghgraigue, Borrisoleigh, Co. Tipperary. www.tipptatler.com

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Jokes Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a â‚Ź20 note lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?

Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

How do you know Santa has to be a man?

No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas, and only by one monk, and only with one sentence, is the vow allowed to be broken.

One Christmas, Brother Thomas is allowed to speak and he says, "I like the mashed potatoes we have with the Christmas turkey!" and he sits down.

Silence ensues for 365 days.

The next Christmas, Brother Michael gets his turn, and he says "I think the mashed potatoes are lumpy and I hate them!"

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But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote:'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.'

He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version: 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.'

He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied. So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter.

'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you'd better send me a new bike.'

Entering Heaven Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his How does King Wenceslas like his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He pizza? flicked it on. "It represents a candle," Deep pan, crisp and even. he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his It was coming up to Christmas and pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

Sammy asked his mum if he could He shook them and said, "They're have a new bike. She told him that the bells." Saint Peter said, "You may best idea would be to write to Santa pass through the pearly gates."

Claus. But Sam, having just played a The third man started searching desvital role in the school nativity play, perately through his pockets and fisaid he would prefer to write to the nally pulled out a pair of women's baby Jesus. So his mum told him that underwear. would be fine.

St. Peter looked at the man with a Sam went to his room and wrote, raised eyebrow and asked, "And just 'Dear Jesus, I have been a very good what do those symbolize?" boy and would like to have a bike for The man replied, "They're Carol's.

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Once again, silence for an entire year.

The following Christmas, Brother Paul rises and says, "I am fed up with this constant bickering!"

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his religious father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do.

If you can get your exam grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'

A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.

Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'

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It is that time of the year again when it is the wonder of seeing the excitement and joy on the face of a child as he opens his Christmas presents that enthralls us. There is however, one gift, we hope will not be under the Christmas Tree this year, and that is a puppy or kitten.

The Tipperary Friends of Animals want to remind everyone that puppies and kittens are a lifetime commitment. They are living creatures who feel joy and sorrow in exactly the same way that people do and when they are abandoned after a few months, it is a heartbreaking experience to the animals who don’t understand what has happened.

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Anyone considering getting a pet, should first look into the cost of keeping a pet, especially in today’s financial climate. A decent pet food can be expensive and vaccinations and vets bills would certainly put a dent in anyone’s pocket. Then there is the kennelling fees for when the holiday time is around. Having said all that, pets are wonderful to have around a home and you can be assured of no greater friend, but just like a friend, a commitment has to be made to keep them for life.

Anyone wanting a dog or a cat can call us at 086-8163707 and after the Christmas frenzy had died down, the Tipperary Friends of Animals will be delighted to enrich your home with another family member!

Cute Dog Quotes The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

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If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

That's almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler

The average dog is a nicer person than Women and cats will do as they the average person. - Andy Rooney please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. I wonder if other dogs think poodles Heinlein are members of a weird religious cult.

- Rita Rudner You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look A dog teaches a boy fidelity, persehat says, 'Wow, you're right! I never verance, and to turn around three would've thought of that!' - Dave Bartimes before lying down. - Robert ry Benchley If you think dogs can't count, try Anybody who doesn't know what putting three dog biscuits in your soap tastes like never washed a dog. - pocket and then give him only two of Franklin P. Jones them. - Phil Pastoret

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1642 - Sir Isaac Newton (mathematician) 1821 - Clara Barton (nurse: founder of American Red Cross) 1887 - Conrad Hilton (hotel magnate) 1899 - Humphrey Bogart (Academy Award-winning actor: The African Queen [1951]; The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca (Bogie's character never says "Play it again, Sam." He says: "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!", while Ingrid Bergman says "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'".)

1918 - Anwar el-Sadat (Egyptian president; Nobel Peace Prize winner with Israel's Menachim Begin [1978]) 1924 - Rod Serling (scriptwriter: The Twilight Zone, Requiem for a Heavyweight, Planet of the Apes, Seven Days in May) 1932 - Little Richard (Penniman) (singer: Good Golly Miss Molly, TuttiFrutti, Long Tall Sally, Lucille, Keep A Knockin') 1949 - Sissy (Mary) Spacek (Academy Award-winning actress: Coal Miner's Daughter [1980]; Missing, The River, Carrie, The Migrants)

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Benefits of including whole foods in your diet

by Janette Austin With all the talk lately of healthy food and diets and of course with Christmas coming up and the usual intake of festive foods, it seems a good time to talk of healthy foods and how to include them in our daily life.

Eating whole foods has a good effect on balancing blood sugar levels as they release energy a lot slower This eliminates that instant energy boost and that inevitable energy slump, this also benefits diabetics.

The term ‘whole foods’ refers to foods that have not been processed or refined, including whole grains, beans, nuts, seeds, fruits, and vegetables.

Whole foods contain compounds known as phytochemicals that may reduce the risk for many diseases. Also, whole grains, such as brown rice and whole wheat, include the whole kernel of the germ, which includes elements such as fibre, vitamins and minerals that make them more nutritious than refined grains.

A whole foods diet, which includes a variety of natural complex carbohydrates like fruit, vegetables and grains, is naturally more filling and will decrease your desire to eat processed sugar products, which will also decrease your overall food intake. It is therefore a much more healthy way of losing weight and keeping it off.

In recent years our diet has become high in processed foods like white bread, potato chips, pastries and desserts made with white flour and white sugar. In these foods, the fibre, vitamins, minerals, and phytochemicals normally found in whole foods are missing, at least in part.

So when trying to improve your diet, including whole foods is a good place to start. The best way to do this is to start by making small changes, by simply changing white bread, rice and pasta for the brown version. There is no easy method to changing your diet and the goal should not be to start out with the perfect one, it is to end up with it. The small changes that you make from day to day or even week to week will eventually add up.

Another way is to try new food such as a different grain like lentils or quinoa or a vegetable that you have not tried before. Aim to experiment with a new food every week. This will increase the amount of variety in your diet. Variety is very important as it increases the amount of nutrients that we have in our diet.

So what are the benefits of including whole foods in you diet? Well firstly it will increase the fibre intake in your diet. Oats, rice, broccoli and nuts are a great source of fibre. Fibre aids in moving waste from the body including cholesterol and keeps the digestive system moving properly.

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The government scheme to encourage people to cycle to work came into force recently. Cycling keeps you fit, it’s fast, cheap and reliable – and it’s good for the environment.

The new bike scheme covers bicycles and accessories up to a maximum cost of €1,000. The bicycle must be purchased by your employer but the Opening Hours: Mon & Tues 5.00-10.30 scheme can then operate either with your employer bearing the full cost of Wed - Sat 12.00-3.00 & 5.00-11.00 Sunday & Bank Holidays 1-10.30pm the bicycle, or by way of a salary sacrifice agreement (like the existing Phone now For Bookings travel card scheme) in which you pay Takeaway Also Available for it, tax free, over 12 months.

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Participating in the bicycle scheme is easy. If your employer decides to take part, they simply buy the bike and equipment on your behalf and off you go. Its is up to you and your employer to decided whether they buy the bike outright for you or whether you pay for it via ‘salary sacrifice’. Either way you save on tax.

Why cycle?

Regular cyclists are as fit as an average person 10 years younger, live two years longer than non-cyclists and breathe in less pollution from traffic than car drivers.

Cycling is the fastest way to get around town and if you arrive by bike, yellow lines and clampers needn't concern you. More often than not, you can park right outside your destination. Unlike a car, to use the roads a cyclist does not need to pay motor tax, NCT or breakdown cover and, above all, there aren't any fuel bills.

Cycling is also the least polluting way of travelling after walking. Ten bikes can be parked in the space of one car and 2kg of carbon are saved for every short journey that is made using a bike instead of a car.

Particularly in congested urban areas, using your bike to commute can bring you all sorts of benefits: Independence.

Saying goodbye to restricted parking zones, irregular public transport, the last bus home and grid-locked traffic.

On a bike you can be flexible and spontaneous, make an unplanned visit to a shop, a park, meet a friend, etc.

Health and fitness.

Twenty minutes of gentle cycling burns up to 100 calories. Regular cycling makes you fitter, as fit as an average person ten years younger. Cycling also raises your metabolic rate, helping you to maintain a healthy weight.

Riding a bike firms the thighs and bottom, while working those tricky lower abdominals, taking you that bit closer to the elusive toned tummy.

Saving time.

No waiting in queues for the bus or the car park. It is amazing how much faster than motorised traffic one can be cycling at an average of just ten miles an hour - cutting through the congestion. You will arrive on time and often before those in a car.

Reliability Once you have researched and tried out your route, you will find that your journey time is predictable - bringing peace of mind rather than driving and arriving at work stressed out.

Lower travel costs If you are currently spending as little as €1.20 a day on fares or petrol, changing to cycling could save over €200 a year - money which can be spent on other things. If the commute costs more the savings are even bigger For more info see www.bikescheme.ie Bicycle Shops in Tipperary participating in The Bike to Work Scheme include M.C. Cycles in Bohernave, Thurles, Moynan’s, Cecil Walk in Nenagh, and Cloughjordan Cycles, Cloughjordan.

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Christmas Around The World A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.

According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

An artificial spider and web are often included in the decorations on Ukrainian Christmas trees. A spider web found on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

At Christmas, Ukrainians prepare a traditional twelve-course meal. A family's youngest child watches through the window for the evening star to appear, a signal that the feast can begin.

At lavish Christmas feasts in the Middle Ages, swans and peacocks were sometimes served "endored." This meant the flesh was painted with saffron dissolved in melted butter. In addition to their painted flesh, endored birds were served wrapped in their own skin and feathers, which had been removed and set aside prior to roasting

Christmas is not widely celebrated in Scotland. Some historians believe that Christmas is downplayed in Scotland because of the influence of the Presbyterian Church (or Kirk), which considered Christmas a "Papist," or Catholic event. As a result, Christmas in Scotland tends to be sombre There are two Christmas Islands.

The Christmas Island in the Pacific Ocean was formerly called Kiritimati.

Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean is 52 square miles Greeks do not use Christmas trees or give presents at Christmas. A priest may throw a little cross into the village water to drive the kallikantzari (gremlin-like spirits) away. To keep them from hiding in dark, dusty corners, he goes from house to house sprinkling holy water.

In 1996, Christmas caroling was banned at two major malls in Pensacola, Florida. Apparently, shoppers and merchants complained the carolers were too loud and took up too much space.

In an effort to solicit cash to pay for a charity Christmas dinner in 1891, a large crabpot was set down on a San Francisco street, becoming the first Salvation Army collection kettle In Britain, eating mince pies at Christmas dates back to the 16th century. It is still believed that to eat a mince pie on each of the Twelve Days of Christmas will bring 12 happy months in the year to follow.

In Britain, the Holy Days and Fasting Days Act of 1551, which has not yet been repealed, states that every citizen must attend a Christian church service on Christmas Day, and must not use any kind of vehicle to get to the service.

In Finland and Sweden an old tradition prevails, where the twelve days of Christmas are declared to be time of civil peace by law. It used to be that a person committing crimes during this time would be liable to a stiffer sentence than normal.

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In Guatemala, Christmas Day is celebrated on December 25; however, Guatemalan adults do not exchange gifts until New Year's Day. Children get theirs (from the Christ Child) on Christmas morning.

In Medieval England, Nicholas was just another saint - he had not yet been referred to as Santa Claus and he had nothing to do with Christmas.

In North America, children put stockings out at Christmas time. Their Dutch counterparts, however, use shoes.

Dutch children set out shoes to receive gifts any time between mid-November and December 5, St. Nicholas' birthday

In Norway on Christmas Eve, visitors should know that after the family's big dinner and the opening of presents, all the brooms in the house are hidden. The Norwegians long ago believed that witches and mischievous spirits came out on Christmas Eve and would steal their brooms for riding.

In Portugal, the traditional Christmas meal (consoada) is eaten in the early hours of Christmas Day. Burning in the hearth is the Yule log (fogueira da consoada). The ashes and charred remains of the Yule log are saved; later in the year, they are burned with pine cones during Portugal's thunderstorm season.

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In France, Christmas is called Noel.

This is derived from the French phrase "les bonnes nouvelles," which means literally "the good news" and refers to the gospel.

In Greek legend, malicious creatures called Kallikantzaroi (also spelled Kallikantzari) sometimes play troublesome pranks at Christmas time. According to the legend, to get rid of them, you should burn either salt or an old shoe.

Apparently the stench of the burning shoe (or salt) drives off the Kallikantzaroi. Other effective methods include hanging a pig's jawbone by the door and keeping a large fire so they can't sneak down the chimney.

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At opening of Christmas Art & Crafts Exhibition at The Source L – R Patrick McDonnell, Claire Molloy, Maria O’Brien, Michelle Minihan, Claudia Woolgar, Regina Dorney, Josephine Geaney, Margaret O’Brien, Mary Kennedy, Lisa Gedigk, Jane Hogan and Winnie Looby.

Christmas Art & Craft Exhibition The opening took place at The Source Arts Centre, Thurles of their annual art and craft exhibition. This year fourteen different artists are featured with a stunning range of work, showing creativity to be alive and thriving in these difficult times. It is also clear from the quality of the work that The Source Christmas Exhibition is establishing an excellent artistic reputation both regionally and nationally. There are some unique gift ideas, with paintings, photography and collage, as well as beautiful hand-made scarves, ceramics, Irish crochet, and beaded head-dresses. There is also a table of surprises from a Dutch gallery, Studio Hergebruik, which shows work by a number of artists whose

inspiration is recycling items into new and inventive uses. You will find bags made from truck tarpaulin, bowls made from LPs and a host of other great ideas. Artists featured in the exhibition this year – which is a annual open submission exhibition – are Patrick McDonnell, Jane Hogan, Maria O’Brien, Winnie Looby, Patrick Hogan, Claire Molloy, Josephine Geaney, Emma Barone, Aisling Egan, Lisa Gedigk, Michelle Minihan, Margaret O’Brien, Regina Dorney and Mary Kennedy. All the work is for sale and the exhibition continues until the New Year. Work purchased for Christmas gifts will be available for collection before Christmas.

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One evening the daughters, after washing their stockings hung them near the fire place to be dried. Santa Claus being moved by the plight of the daughters came in and put in three bags of gold one in each of the stocking hanging by the chimney. The next morning the family noticed the gold bags and the nobleman had enough for his daughter’s marriage. The daughters got married and they lived happily ever after. Since then children have been hanging Christmas stockings.

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South Tipperary Annual Environmental Awards 2009 South Tipperary County Council hosted the Annual Environmental Awards 2009, on Monday 7th of December in Hotel Minella, Clonmel. The awards ceremony was held to honor the achievements across South Tipperary in environmental protection, improvement and awareness raising.

Tipperary County Council said ‘With more stringent environmental regulations in the business and farming sectors its important for the Council to recognize the essential role that enterprises such as OD Recycling and Mr William Norton are playing in adhering to these regulations’.

The ceremony was attended by 300 guests from tidy towns and burial grounds committee’s, primary and secondary schools, and the farming and business sectors.

Entertainment on the night included an up beat green schools song by Kilsheelan National School, and Ms. Sharon Cunningham Chairperson of Emly Tidy Towns gave a very insightful account of their journey to win the title of Irelands Tidiest Town 2009.

The Cathaoirleach of South Tipperary County Council, Cllr Liam Ahearn presented the awards to worthy recipients in the presence of Town, Borough, and County Councilors and local TD’s. In his address Cllr Liam Ahern firstly thanked all the community and voluntary groups, the teachers and especially the school children for the tremendous efforts which are made in the area of environmental improvement and he went on to state that “with the combination of local voluntary effort and the assistance of the local authorities in South Tipperary a solid foundation can be laid for a partnership approach to improving and enhancing our beautiful environment of which we can all be proud.”

This year’s Environmental Business Award went to OD Recycling, Ballypatrick and the Farm Management Award went to Mr William Norton of The Commons, Thurles. Speaking at the awards Jimmy Harney, Senior Executive Officer, South

The highlight of the night was the announcement of the overall winner of the Environmental Award 2009.

This award is presented to the group who contributed most to the improvement of their local environment. This is an annual award open to all projects in South Tipperary.

The award was announced by the Cathaoirleach Cllr. Liam Ahearn.

This year’s winner is Emly Tidy Towns for their dynamic and innovative projects to enhance the environment in Emly and their continued success in the National Tidy Towns competition.

Overall 74 awards were presented, including five awards for winners of a new competition to increase the awareness and understanding of biodiversity in South Tipperary. For further information contact the Environment Section on 1800 20 26 27.

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The county senior hurling and senior football championships are covered by Seamus King and Eamonn Wynne in great detail. Carrick Davins' celebrated success in the county intermediate hurling championship is also covered.

As well as divisional reports at senior and Bord na nÓg levels, there is also detailed coverage of the activities of Cumann na mBunscol and the PostPrimary schools. Camogie and Ladies Football are covered in detail, as well as Scór and handball. One of the highlights of the book is the extensive use of photographs. In the Awards Section our four All-Star winners are given prominence, as well as other people honoured throughout the county during the year. As well as giving extensive coverage to our games and ancillary activities, this edition has some very interesting historical articles which take cognisance of the 125 anniversary..

P. J. Maxwell, who did trojan work in putting the information together on the over 17,000 players who represented

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There's an account of a journey by horse and cart from Tipperary Town to Kilrush with the sculpted pieces by J. K. Bracken for the monument to the Manchester Martyrs.

Seamus Leahy writes nostalgically about hurling at Nenagh in the early forties, Apples at Half-Time, when young lads organised their own games and there was none of the excessive organisation we associate with juvenile games today. Paul Hogan writes about the shinty final in Scotland. James Holohan brings us the next episode of life with the Cill Beag Gaels. He also produces his Yearbook Awards and turns his investigative skills to picking a team of Right Hand Under players over the past fifty years. There's a detailed account of the 125 celebrations within the county and Seamus King discusses Recent and Forthcoming G.A.A. Publications. He also has an article on one of his boyhood heroes, Tom Lambe, who at 91 years was honoured with a Sean Ghael Award this year.

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Tipperary GAA Scene COUNTY U-21 B HURLING FINAL Congratulations to Aherlow on their victory over JK Brackens in the County U-21 B Hurling final played at The Ragg last Sunday. It was their second county title at this grade and, having already won the County Junior A hurling title, it brings an end to a great year for the West Division club. The playing of this final completed the fixtures programme in the county for 2009.

COUNTY CONVENTION Congratulations to PJ Maher of Boherlahan-Dualla who was elected as one of Tipperary’s 2 Munster Council representatives at the County Convention which was held in the Dome at Semple Stadium on Monday evening last. PJ follows in the footsteps of his late father Tim, who also served as a Munster Council representative.

Well deserved tributes were paid to John Ryan (Holycross Ballycahill) who retired as Munster Council representative due to the 5 year rule.

Congratulations also to John Smith (Durlas Óg) who was elected Youth Officer in succession to Andy Ryan (Durlas Óg) who stood down due to his recent appointment as a Games Development Administrator for the Mid Division. Noel Joyce also retired as Irish Language and Culture Officer.

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The tradition of Christmas lights dates back to when Christians were persecuted for saying Mass. A simple candle in the window meant that Mass would be celebrated there that night.

The world's first singing commercial aired on the radio on Christmas Eve, 1926 for Wheaties cereal. The four male singers, eventually known as the Wheaties Quartet, sang the jingle. The Wheaties Quartet, comprised of an undertaker, a bailiff, a printer, and a businessman, performed the song for the next six years, at $6 per singer per week. The commercials were a resounding success.

Theodore Roosevelt, a staunch conservationist, banned Christmas trees in his home, even when he lived in the White House. His children, however, smuggled them into their bedrooms.

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The two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. The positions are therefore eliminated.

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The six geese-a-laying constitutes a luxury which can no longer be afforded. It has long been felt that the production rate of one egg per goose per day is an example of the decline in productivity. Three geese will be let go, and an upgrading in the selection procedure by personnel will assure management that from now on every goose it gets will be a good one.

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So we have had a tough year all round.

Some more than others, and those of you who have been concentrating on your levels of fitness will know how difficult it can be to keep the momentum going.

So what do we need to consider when we embark on the New Year ahead.

Firstly, we need to decide what we are going to call the year:- Two thousand and Ten? Or Twenty Ten? It’s important to have this clear in your mind, so you can plan ahead and the name of the year remains consistent. The problem with not deciding on a definitive name for yourself, is it conjures up uncertainty, and that is the last thing we need coming into a new year with a new routine and new ideas. Consistency!

The first thing we can do to get us on the right track is a basic all over check up with our GP. This will outline any deficiencies in Vitamins or Minerals (including all important Iron).

1. Breathe: Breathing can reduce stress and counteract possible high confrontation. We all heard the saying “take a deep breath and count to ten” when in stressful situations. Dr. Robert Epstein, instructor at the Rady School of Management at the University of California San Diego, explains: “As your rage swells, exhale fully and then, just as you're at the end of your exhale, blow hard. This expels the remaining air that's trapped in your lungs and counteracts the dangerous tendency to breathe shallowly when you feel threatened. Shallow breathing circulates toxins in your bloodstream and makes you panicky."

a day, and build it into our daily routine.

4. Exercise: As well as being a stress eliminator and feel good booster, exercise raises the body’s temperature, causing you to feel more calm and comfortable. For exercise to work, a proper plan must be set out. It can be helpful to enlist a friend to exercise with you, so help with routine.

5. Planning: Nothing like a good plan to get you in action. Planning focuses you on the tasks at hand and creates the path for completion of those tasks. Visualising the outcome will put you in far better mood about achieving your goals and better equip you for positive action.

6. Detox: A short sharp detox is a great way to cleanse the body. Make sure you keep your body rehydrated. Detox is for getting rid of toxins, which regular drinking of water will help flush out as you go through the program. A great simple detox for your liver (before you hit the hay on a Sat night) is to drink 8 drops of Milk Thistle in a glass of water.

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Another way to meet new people and 7. Herbal Boost: make new contacts is to join a social group or attend a weekly night course.

Herbal remedies are excellent for Spending times with others allows us strengthening any weak areas of the to discuss different topics, increase our body. If you suffer from cold hands overall general knowledge, engage in and feet, that is a sign of poor circuladebate and accept others’ points of tion. Ginger infusions are great for view. We gain a healthier mental attiboosting the circulation. Others include tude. We are sociable beings and not Cayenne and Ginkgo. meant to spend excessive time alone.

2. Water:

8. Immunity :

11. Eat Colour:

Research by AXA PPP Healthcare shows that 25% of children don’t drink enough water, which can result in a 10% drop in performance. So it must begin with education. Teach your kids and yourself that foods such as lettuce and cucumbers contain high percentages of water and are rehydrating. Also remember that just because it’s cold outside, does not mean you do not need to drink water. Central heating and open fires dry out the air in a room, so it’s just as important to drink the standard 8 glasses per day to remain hydrated.

Give your immune system an extra boost by topping up on your levels of Vitamin C (citrus fruits, kiwis, peppers, broccoli, mangoes, papaya) and Echinacea which is great for combatting bacteria, viruses and fungus infections. A great all-rounder! It works hard to stimulate the production of white blood cells, whose job is to fight infection.

We have all heard the term “Eat your greens”. Other colours such as Red, orange, yellow, blue also have muchneeded benefits:

9. Defense:

Red: Lycopena (carotenoid) turns into the antioxidant vitamin A which helps guard against damage by free radicals.

Eat tomatoes (cooked), beetroot, red onions, cherries.

As well as disease defense, it is important that we learn how to defend ourselves physically and look after our 3. Stress: immediate safety. It’s a good time to embark on a First Aid course, and take US research shows that exercise fools up a fun-fitness-personal safety class your body into thinking you are escap- such as Judo or Karate or Kick-Boxing the source of stress, making you ing. You will learn the basic skills of feel better immediately. Plus your cirself-defense, you will be active at lease culation improves, and damaging stress once a week, and you will meet others hormones are flushed from the body. socially also.

We should exercise at least 30 minutes 10. Socialise:

Green: Chlorophyll helps suppress inflammation, prevent cell mutation and strengthen immunity. Eat artichokes, asparagus, curly kale, avocados, apples, grapes.

Orange: Carontenoids and Bioflavonoids. Bioflavonoids help decrease imflammation and work against the development of cancer, and heart disease. They also act as a natural antibiotic, and help against food poisoning.

Eat carrots, peppers, squash, apricots, mangoes.

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Yellow: Carotenoids, Lutein and Zeaxanthin. Counteracting effects of blindness later in life.Limonene found in the rind of citrus fruits boosts liver enzymes involved in detoxifying cancercausing chemicals. Eat peppers, sweetcorn, pineapples, lemons, grapefruit Blue: Rich in Anthocyanins that help reduce inflammation related to the formation of malignant tumours. Helpful for memory. Red grapes are rich in polyphenols, helpful in reducing blood pressure and the prevention of blood clots. Eat aubergines, blackberries, purple grapes, blueberries, plums and blue cabbage.

“You may never know what results come of your action, but if you do nothing there will be no result” - Mahatma Gandhi Best of luck!

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By Catherine Flanagan Maguire Personal Travel Counsellor - North Tipperary

The thrill of the hill is a magical thing for ski enthusiasts. There’s an excitement that is hard to describe, looking down from the top of a slope, anticipating the wind rushing by you as you glide through fresh powder. The quest for the perfect run can take skiers around the world. Even China, Russia and Australia have ski areas.

The modern resort offers more than just great ski runs. It will have a village feeling where like-minded skiers can gather, swap stories, dine at great eateries, and indulge in other activities. More resorts have terrain parks.

These provide new challenges for ski enthusiasts with jumps, half-pipes, moguls and other obstacles.

the principality of Andorra is renowned both for its quality skiing resorts and duty-free goods. Skiing here is ideal both for beginners and intermediates alike and offers even advanced skiers some challenging runs.

If you share a passion for skiing with family and friends, enjoying carefree sunny days in powder-white snow, then Andorra is your kind of resort.

Its slopes are not excessively steep and its natural beauty and family atmosphere make it a true skier’s paradise.

Andorra boasts an excellent snow record and 300 days of sunshine a If you’re travelling with the family, year. The main resorts of Arinsal/Pal, consider renting a chalet or villa. and Soldeu/El Tarter are Some have complete kitchens, living picturesque, friendly and offer great rooms, and even outdoor hot tubs. value for money. Families are well They are great for families who want catered for with kindergarten facilithe full ski resort experience. And ties and ski schools for all ages. chalets are smart options for stretchEqually, there is a vibrant nightlife ing your budget, too, especially if you and après ski is the order of the day can prepare meals on-site. The wherever you stay. youngsters in your family should have access to suitable ski facilities Andorra has a host of duty-free designed for junior skiers. Bunny shops, bars, restaurants and discos, hills, kid-sized ski rentals and instruc- offering something for everybody. tors with expertise in coaching chilFor relaxation visit the Internationally dren are good things to look for in a famous Spa Centre at Caldea, with its ski destination. swimming pools, jacuzzis, hydromassage and other therapies, and just feel Europe has some of the world’s best yourself unwind. skiing, and Ireland is lucky enough to have reasonably quick access to those Local Information areas. Even if you just want to hit the slopes for a long weekend, it’s easy Currency to do, whether you book a holiday to Most banks open from 08.30am to renowned resorts in Switzerland, 12.30pm and 3.00pm to 5.00pm France, or Austria. If you are looking for a longer-haul holiday, consider North American ski destinations. In Canada, Whistler in British Columbia ranks among the best ski areas. In fact, it will host the ski events for the winter Olympics in 2010. Be prepared for a challenge. In the United States, there’s great skiing on both the west and east coasts. In the east, Monday to Friday and 9.00am to Vermont and New Hampshire have 12.00 Saturdays. ATMs are available stellar ski areas, as well as a few in 24hrs.

New York State. In the west, home of the Rocky Mountains, Colorado and The currency used is the Euro. The Utah are worthy choices. If you want Credit Cards most widely accepted something more exotic, consider Jaare Mastercard & Visa. pan, New Zealand, Chile, or Scandinavia.

Food Catalan cuisine, consisting mainly of About Andorra grilled & barbecued meats, is the local food in Andorra. There are many Perched high up in the Pyrenees good restaurants and bordas serving mountains between France and Spain, international and Catalan dishes at

reasonable prices. Lunch is usually served from 1.00pm to 3.00pm and dinner from 8.00p.m to 10.00pm. Eating out is reasonable with a 3 course meal costing anything from €9 upwards.

Drink While Andorra is a Duty Free Haven, all alcoholic drinks are cheaper when purchased in supermarkets. While partaking in après ski, prices are relatively cheap for local spirits & beers but watch out there is no such thing as a small measure!

country offers an exciting winter holiday for everybody.

For non-skiers, there’s plenty to do and see. Tobogganing, sleigh rides and walks through snowy alpine trails are widely available. Enjoy the vibrant après ski experience and relax in the many cafés, bars and restaurants where an international crowd love to gather.

Local Information

Currency The unit of currency is the Euro.

Languages Generally banks open from 8.00am to Andorra is the only place where Cata- 12.30pm and 1.30pm to 3.00pm and lan is its official language. However open late Thursdays until 5.30pm Spanish, French and English are Banks are closed on Saturdays and widely spoken.

Sundays. Most resorts also have currency exchange offices.

About Austria Known to many as the ski capital of Food the world, Austria is a paradise for Lunch is usually served from 12.00 skiers and snowboarders alike. A noon to 2.00pm and dinner from small country covered with majestic, 6.00pm to 10.00pm. Savour the susnow-covered alps, this is the birthperb Austrian food which makes eveplace of downhill skiing and offers ry meal a pleasure in itself. You some of the most beautiful scenery in could expect to pay from approx €10 the world to explore on skis. for dinner.

Austrian ski resorts, mostly in the western province of Tirol, are built around age-old villages where the architecture and traditions of the community are an important part of daily life. Enjoy the region’s topclass restaurants and a friendly welcome at every turn.

Drink Beer and wine by the glass are generally cheaper than in Ireland, approx €2.30 for a large glass of beer and approx €1.65 for a glass of wine.

Spirits, tea and coffee tend to be more expensive with a cup of tea or coffee costing approx €1.65.

Whether you’re a beginner or an extreme skier, you can choose from a phenomenal variety of runs to help you reach your peak. World famous for its ski schools and instructors, the

Languages German is the national language of Austria although English is widely spoken and understood.

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Then Mrs. Clause told Santa that her mum was going to come and visit.

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In his frustration, he dropped his tea pot and it shattered into a million pieces and all over the kitchen floor.

He got his broom to sweep all the bits up only to find that the mice had eaten the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the door bell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door to see a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree fat man?"

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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'

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Necessary Information for the 40-and-Older Crowd - If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

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Dear Heart of Jesus, in the past I’ve asked for many favours. This time I ask You this very special one (mention favour). Take it Dear Heart of Jesus and place it within Your own broken heart where Your Father sees it. Then in His merciful eyes it will become Your favour, not mine. Amen.

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Never known to fail. A.B. The Miraculous Prayer – Dear Heart of Jesus, in the past I’ve asked for many favours. This time I ask You this very special one (mention favour). Take it Dear Heart of Jesus and place it within Your own broken heart where Your Father sees it. Then in His merciful eyes it will become Your favour, not mine. Amen.

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Of course these may not necessarily point to financial abuse. They are, however indications that require awareness and perhaps investigation.

Older adults who have not lost the power of rational thinking can take certain measures to prevent financial abuse. In the first instance they should be aware of what financial abuse is. It is also important for them to prevent being isolated and an easy prey for criminals. They could, for example, be part of a group who keep contact with each other, or they could stay in constant touch with trusted relatives. It is also important to keep track of all property, bank accounts and belongings, keep their money in a financial institution rather than at home, have a will made, talk to their solicitor about power of attorney and about how to manage as they get older and less capable of looking out for themselves, and get a trusted friend or relative to examine any papers they may be asked to sign. Older people can also look to their solicitor, their clergyman, and social services, among others for advice and support.

They should never agree to have work done on their house unless they have made a careful investigation of the contractors. A trusted friend could do this for them. It is also advisable to make an arrangement with the bank to call them if a cheque over a certain amount is presented for payment.

Elderly people can be easily fooled by scams, and they should be ready to put the phone down when they receive calls about winning a lottery or some such scam. Never send money when asked by these criminals, and never allow them to intimidate. Identity theft is getting more common, especially

now that Ireland has more open borders as the E.U. expands.

In the U.S.A. alone identity theft is increasing at a significant rate, with more than 500,000 cases each year.

This can happen to any individual, so it is important to keep documentation well hidden. Pension book numbers, credit card numbers, driver’s licence numbers, telephone numbers, social security numbers, and medical card numbers can be used to unlock some storage of money or goods. Many burglaries now consist of trying to get such numbers. Account numbers for telephone and ESB bills can also be used. It is not a pleasant thought, but awareness and being careful can prevent identity theft.

Above all it is important for an older person to look forward to the time when they will find it difficult to cope, and have arrangement made with a trusted friend or relative to help them when they need to withdraw money or collect their pension, or any other assistance they may need in their time of vulnerability.

I would like to acknowledge the following sources for information on financial abuse - Public Health Agency of Canada, Eric Gillin, The Sunday Business Post, mama’s health.com, Health and Aged Care.

Continued in next issue) Jim O’Shea works as a counsellor from Furze, Thurles. Ph. 087 8211009 www.jimoshea.net . JimO’Shea’s book ‘When a child dies. Footsteps of a Grieving Family’ is published

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