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One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.

The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a highheel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.

With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked, "have you seen my other shoe?"

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"

"Beef tongue," replies the butcher!

The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!"

The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!"

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.

What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No." The little boy goes on, "Please...please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No, now go play."

The little boy then says to his sister, "Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise."

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The Grandpa says, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"

The little girl replied, "Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!"

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Modern Homes & Building Exhibition Modern Homes & Building Exhibitions are 21 years in business which is a milestone in any business. To celebrate they are returning to Thurles, one of the first places they held an exhibition. The show takes place in the Presentation Sports Complex on 18th 19th & 20th September. The show is on schedule to be a huge success and will open its doors to the public from 7pm – 10pm on Friday 18th 12noon – 6pm on Saturday 19th and Sunday 20th.

A large number of exhibition visitors are expected to attend the event over the 3 days with their plans and questions for building a new home, adding an extension or improving their existing home. It is a perfect way to see the latest products and services available on the market place. For those in business, who have the products and services to meet these needs and want to expand their business the Thurles Homes & Building Exhibition is the place to be.

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world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."

And it was so.

And it was so.

Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only rational Being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world.

You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years."

Then God created the dog, and told him, "You are dog. You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 30 years."

The man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little.

Please, Lord; give me the 15 years the mule refused, the 20 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."

The dog responded, "Lord, to live 30 years as a dog like that is too much.

Please, no more than 10 years."

And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 15 years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads on his back.

Then, he is to have children and live 20 years as a dog, guarding his house and eating the leftovers after they empty the pantry; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like an idiot to amuse his grandchildren.

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God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are monkey. You shall swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny, and you shall live for 20 years."

The monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the

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A first step towards paid employment Nearly 180 opportunities to gain 6 months work experience will be available in the Mid West Region as part of the recently announced Government initiative – the Work Placement Programme. The programme, which is being delivered by FÁS, is designed to offer unemployed people, including unemployed graduates, an opportunity to enhance their work experience. Participants will have the opportunity to gain valuable experience needed to benefit fully from an economic upturn.

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“Today’s businesses are facing increased competition and are under pressure to cut costs. They face escalating labour, energy and material costs and are concerned about their business’s environmental impact.

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“Achieving higher productivity levels is an important ingredient for future international competitiveness and sustainability. Ireland’s productivity rates lag our competitors, particularly in traditional manufacturing and locally traded services sectors.

The slowdown in productivity growth in Ireland over recent years is a concern but there are actions which can be taken by businesses. The guide highlights some of the actions which can be taken to help grow productivity levels within companies through partnership between managers and staff,” commented Gahan.

The High Level Group on Manufacturing, which reported in 2008, recognised the critical need to increase productivity growth rates and recommended a user guide on steps managers and staff can take to improve productivity at the level of the firm.

In response Boost your Company’s Productivity: Simple Steps was developed by Forfás in conjunction with businesses, representative bodies and Enterprise Ireland, IDA Ireland and the National Centre for Partnership & Performance.

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The GreenHouse incubator, Irelands first private sector start-up incubator, is announcing “Business Camp 09”!

The event will take place on Sunday October 11th in the Absolute Hotel, Limerick.

As a follow up to the highly successful Bizcamp Limerick in March 09 we have decided to organize an even bigger & better event. Business Camp will not only target Limerick but the whole of Irelands’ Mid-West.

We will also not just target early stage start-up ventures but also existing companies that are struggling in the current economic conditions.

Business Camp 09 will create a forum for people involved in business to have frank, open discussions on how to deal with the challenges of business, what strategic & tactical decisions to make, where to get support (and how to approach sources of support). All this in an open & informal manner. Most of all Business Camp is free and structured for & by the people attending. No suits, no ties, just good quality discussion and information.

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teresting people and engage in valuable discussions. This time we have also invited a number of government business development bodies, VC funds and Angel investors. At the end of the day there will be a open discussion with a panel of seasoned business people.

Evert Bopp, serial entrepreneur and founder of the Greenhouse Incubator, says; “Events like these are invaluable in current economic times.

With mass redundancies there is a surplus of knowledge and experience out there. We need to capitalize on that before it flees the country. People interested in starting their own business should be shown the ropes by people who have been there & done that”. He goes on to say “This event is not about handing you a brochure and sending you on your way, it’s about giving you the tools to start your own business, showing you the road and creating “friendships” that will help you along the way”.

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Buidling and Energy Fair in Cloughjordan Cloughjordan, home of the first EcoVillage in Ireland, will be the place to be on Saturday 12 September 2009 as it hosts a Building and Energy Fair with workshops on sustainability , children's activities, films, tours of the Ecovillage, over 20 stalls from energy and building services and a range of seminars which will appeal to existing home owners, people looking to build their new energy efficient homes and anyone interested in finding out more the Eco Village. Our young friends haven’t been forgotten either in what should be a very pleasant family friendly day out organised by Tipperary Energy Agency , The Village and Cultivate.

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Tipperary Team v Limerick 16/8/09 B Cummins; P Stapleton, Padraic Maher, P Curran, D Fanning, C O'Mahony (Capt), Brendan Maher; J Woodlock, S McGrath; P Kerwick, S Callanan, J O'Brien; N McGrath, E Kelly, L Corbett.

B Cummins; P Stapleton, P Curran, C O'Brien; D Fanning, C O'Mahony (Capt), P Maher; J Woodlock, S McGrath; P Kerwick, S Callanan, J O'Brien; N McGrath, E Kelly, L Corbett.

Subs: B Maher for O'Mahony (ht), W Ryan for Kerwick (53), B Dunne for S McGrath (62), H Maloney for Callanan (63), P Kelly for E Kelly (66).

Scorers: N McGrath 0-7 (0-1f, 0-1 s/l), J O'Brien 1-2, L Corbett 1-1, P Kerwick, E Kelly (0-3f) 0-3 each, S Callanan 1-0, J Woodlock, D Fanning 0-1 each Tipperary Team v Cork 31/5//09:

Subs: B Maher for Curran (35 mins), W Ryan for Kelly (half-time), B Dunne for Woodlock (46), H Maloney for Kerwick (56), M Webster for O'Brien (69).

Scorers: L Corbett 2-02, E Kelly 1-03 (0-02f), S Callanan 1-01, N McGrath 0-03 (0-01f), P Kerwick, C O'Mahony (0-01f), S McGrath, J O'Brien, B Dunne 0-01 each

B Cummins; P Stapleton, P Curran, C O'Brien; D Fanning, C O'Mahony (Capt.), P Maher; J Woodlock, S McGrath; N McGrath, S Callanan, J O'Brien; E Kelly, L Corbett, M Webster.

Subs: P Kerwick for Webster (51), B Maher for O'Mahony (55), D Gleeson for Cummins (blood-sub 60), G Ryan for N McGrath (63), B Dunne for Woodlock (65), P Kelly for Callanan (68).

Tipperary Team v Clare 21/6/09:

Subs: B Dunne for S McGrath (54), G Ryan for B Cummins; P Stapleton, P Curran, C O'Brien; Woodlock (62), M Webster for Kerwick (63), P D Fanning, C O'Mahony (Capt.), P Maher; J Kelly for E Kelly (65), W Ryan for Corbett (67). Woodlock, S McGrath; P Kerwick, S Callanan, J O'Brien; E Kelly, L Corbett, N McGrath.

Scorers -- Tipperary: L Corbett 3-1, E Kelly 1-6 (6f), P Kerwick 1-3, N McGrath 1-2, S Cal-

Scorers: S Callanan 1-3, E Kelly 0-5 (4f), N McGrath, L Corbett 0-3 each, B Dunne, S McGrath (1 line ball) 0-2 each, J O'Brien 0-1.

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Tipperary V Kilkenny: Previous Championship Meetings Tipperary and Kilkenny have met 19 times previously in the championship with Tipperary winning 12 times, Kilkenny 7 times and no draws.

1922 All Ireland Final Kilkenny 4-2 Tipperary 2-6 2003 All Ireland Semi-final Kilkenny 3 -18 Tipperary 0-15 Top Scorer: Eoin Kelly 0-8

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2002 All Ireland Semi-final Kilkenny 1-20 Tipperary 1-16 Top Scorer: Eoin Kelly 0-4 1991 All Ireland Final Tipperary 1-16 Kilkenny 0-15 Top Scorer Michael Cleary 1-6

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1971 All Ireland Final Tipperary 5-17 Kilkenny 5-14 Top Scorer: Michael “Babs” Keating 0-7 1967 All Ireland Final Kilkenny 3-8 Tipperary 2-7 Top Scorer: Donie Nealon 2-0 1964 All Ireland Final Tipperary 5-13 Kilkenny 2-8 Top Scorer: Jimmy Doyle 0-10 1958 All Ireland Semi-final Tipperary 1-13 Kilkenny 1-8 Top Scorer: Jimmy Doyle 1-8 1950 All Ireland Final Tipperary 1-9 Kilkenny 1-8 Top Scorer: Paddy Kenny 1-2 1945 All Ireland Final Tipperary 5-6 Kilkenny 3-6

1916 All Ireland Final Tipperary (Boherlahan) 5-4 Kilkenny (Tullaroan) 3-2 1913 All Ireland Final Kilkenny (Mooncoin) 2-4 Tipperary (Toomevara) 1-2 1911 All Ireland Final (Limerick withdrew and Tipp were nominated to replace them in an unofficial final) Kilkenny (Tullaroan) 3-3 Tipperary(Thurles) 1-2 1909 All Ireland Final Kilkenny (Mooncoin) 4-6 Tipperary (Thurles) 0-12 1900 All Ireland Semi-Final Tipperary (Two Mile Borris) 1-11 Kilkenny (Mooncoin) 1-8 1898 All Ireland Final Tipperary (Tubberadora) 7-13 Kilkenny (Threecastles) 3-10 1895 All Ireland Final Tipperary (Tubberadora) 6-8 Kilkenny (Tullaroan) 1-0 First final at Jones Road 1887 All Ireland Semi-Final Tipperary (Thurles) 4-7 Kilkenny (Tuillaroan) 0-0

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KILKENNY: J. McGarry; M. Kavanagh, N. Hickey, J. Ryall; S. Dowling, P. Barry, J.J. Delaney; D. Lyng, P. Mullally; J. Hoyne, H. Shefflin, T. Walsh; D.J. Carey, M. Comerford, E. Brennan.

Sub: J. Coogan for Walsh (56th minute).

TIPPERARY: B. Cummins; T. Costello, P. Curran, M. Maher; E. Corcoran, T. Dunne, P. Kelly; E. Enright, B. Dunne; M. O'Leary, C. Gleeson, J.

Carroll; E. Kelly, L. Corbett, B. O'Meara (capt.).

Subs: N. Morris for Corbett (54th minute); P. O'Brien for O'Leary (59th); B. Horgan for Enright (62nd); D. Kennedy for Costello (64th); E. Brislane for T. Dunne (71st).

Scorers: Kilkenny H. Shefflin 1-7 (0-5 frees); E. Brennan 1-4; T. Walsh 1-0; D.J. Carey 0-3 seventies; D. Lyng 0-2; J. Hoyne and J. Coogan 0-1 each.

Tipperary: E. Kelly 0-8 (0-6 frees); C. Gleeson 0-2; P. Kelly, J. Carroll, P. O'Meara, E. Enright and P. O'Brien 0-1 each.

Referee: P. O'Connor (Limerick) Attendance: 60,087

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Callanan, J. O’Brien (capt.); N. McGrath, M. Webster, L. Corbett.

Kilkenny 2-26 (after extra time)

Subs: B. Maher for Fanning (yellow card, 12); H. Maloney for S. Maher, (injured, 14); B. Dunne for Maloney (58); S. Hennessy for Woodlock (62); D. Fitzgerald for T. Stapleton (et); Patrick Maher for Webster (80); E. Buckley for Padraic Maher (91).

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KILKENNY: P.J. Ryan; M. Kavanagh, J.J. Delaney, J. Tyrrell; T. Walsh, B. Hogan, J. Ryall; J. Tennyson, M. Rice; R. Hogan, H. Shefflin (capt.), E. Larkin; E. Brennan, T.J. Reid, A. Fogarty.

Subs: M. Comerford for B. Hogan (injured, 10); M. Grace for Comerford (yellow card, 13); J. Fitzpatrick for Shefflin (yellow card, 43); S. Cummins for Kavanagh (yellow card, 78).

TIPPERARY: B. Cummins; P. Stapleton, P. Curran, C. O’Brien; D. Fanning, P. Maher, S. Maher; T. Stapleton, S. McGrath; J. Woodlock, S.

Scorers for Kilkenny: R. Hogan 1-10 (0-7 frees); A. Fogarty 1-5; H. Shefflin (0-1 free, 0-1 ‘65) and T. J. Reid (0-1 sideline) 0-4 each; E. Brennan 0-2; E. Larkin 0-1.

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Scorers for Tipperary: S. Callanan 1-7 (0-5 frees, 0-1 ‘65); N. McGrath 1-5; J. Woodlock and J. O’Brien 1-1 each; S. McGrath 0-2; B. Cummins 0-1 free.

Referee: J. Sexton (Cork). Attendance: 17, 087

Facts and Statistics Appearances in 09 Paul Curran is the only player who has started all 12 games Tipperary have played in League and Championship this year. Benny Dunne, John O’Brien and James Woodlock have played in all 12 games either starting or coming on as a substitute.

Championship Scorers in 09 Lar Corbett is Tipp’s top scorer in the current championship campaign with 6-7, all from play. Eoin Kelly is next with 2-17 (0-15f). He is followed jointly by Noel McGrath with 1-15 (0-2f, 0-1s/l) and then Seamus Callanan with 3-7.

Championship Debutants under Liam Sheedy Liam Sheedy has given 9 players championship debuts in his 2 seasons as Tipp SH Manager: Seamus Callanan, Darren Gleeson, Pat Kerwick, Brendan Maher, Padraic Maher, Noel McGrath, Conor O’Brien, Gearóid Ryan and Paddy Stapleton.

Club Representation on Tipperary Panel The 35 players on the Tipperary Senior Hurling panel represent 21 clubs (20 in Tipperary and 1 in Kilkenny) between them as follows: Thurles Sarsfields – 4, Toomevara – 3, Drom and Inch – 3, Killenaule – 3, Borris-Ileigh – 2, Burgess – 2, Loughmore-Castleiney – 2, Mullinahone – 2, Templederry Kenyons – 2, Ballybacon Grange – 1, Clonoulty Rossmore – 1, Éire Óg Annacarty – 1, Ballinahinch – 1, Kildangan – 1, Kilruane MacDonaghs – 1, Lorrha and Dorrha -1, Nenagh Éire Óg – 1, Newport – 1, Portroe – 1, Roscrea -1, and O’Loughlin Gaels – 1.

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The average age of the Tipperary panel is 24 years and 7 months. The averPrevious All Ireland Senior Final Ex- age age of the team which started the perience semi-final against Limerick was 24 years and 10 months. . The average 4 players on the Tipperary panel – age of the last Tipperary starting 15 to Brendan Cummins (1997 and 2001), win All-Ireland Senior Hurling honLar Corbett (2001), Eoin Kelly (2001) ours in 2001 was 24 years 2 months and Paul Kelly (2001) have previous- with 10 players aged 24 or less. ly played in an All Ireland senior Brendan Cummins was the third oldhurling final. Paul Curran and John est player on that team aged 26 trailO’Brien were on the panel in 2001 ing only Declan Ryan (33) and Eddie but did not play in the final.

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It will be a major surprise if this year’s final is not the best attended ever game between the two counties.

Tipperary had previously dethroned Kilkenny in the 1958 semi final, again after the black and amber had beaten Waterford in the previous decider.

Kilkenny have also dethroned Tipperary on two occasions, the 1909 Final and the 2002 All Ireland semi final. Seven years ago, Kilkenny won a tremendous game, 1-20 to 1-16, before an attendance of 53,385.

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The last hurler to play in the Senior Championship with Tipperary and Kilkenny was Denis Byrne (Graigue/Ballycallan (Kilkenny) & Mullinahone (Tipperary). Having played with Kilkenny and captained them to the Leinster title in 1999, he changed club and county allegiance in 2003, making his championship debut for Tipperary v. Laois, at Portlaoise, in a qualifier game on June 14th. Denis lined out at full forward and scored 0-6. He also played against Galway in the next round and came on as a substitute against Offaly in the Quarter Final victory at Croke Park. He didn’t play against Kilkenny in the semi final, which was the last championship meeting between the teams.

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When Kilkenny met Tipp in the 1964 All Ireland final they were defending the title, won against Waterford in a high scoring decider (4-17 to 6-8) the previous year. The Leinster champions were favourites to win the game, but were beaten by double scores 5-13 to 2-8. Tipperary led by 1-8 to 0-6 at half time. The game was refereed by Aubrey Higgins from Galway – the last time a Connacht man refereed the All Ireland final. That was the only previous occasion that Tipperary and Kilkenny played on September 6th.

Paul Kelly joined O’Loughlin Gaels in 2008, where his club mates include Martin Comerford and Brian Hogan. He may be a popular and valuable player in the white and green, but the battle for supremacy will mean business takes precedence until after the game. Paul has proven his versatility for club and county over the years having played in various positions, from half back to corner forward. He played at left half back in Tipperary’s 2001 All Ireland victory and also lined out at midfield, during the campaign.

In his first competitive match for O’ Loughlin Gaels, against Fenians, at Freshford,on May 8th 2008, Paul lined out at left half forward and contributed 0-3 .The game ended in a draw at 1-14 each. His performance, at left half back, in the Co. Semi final loss to James Stephens was highly impressive.

Hurling Academy During his time as a student, at St Kieran’s College, Kilkenny, Eoin Kelly played in two Colleges’ All Ireland Finals. Despite scoring 1-7 in the 1999 final at Croke Park, he lost to a St Flannan’s College team, captained by Ballinahinch’s Dermot Gleeson and powered by Toomevara’s Benny Dunne, who scored 0-3. There was a happy ending to the 2000 Final at Nenagh, when Eoin, who lined out at centre

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Facts cont. forward and scored 0-7, avenged the previous year’s defeat. His colleagues on that winning team included current Kilkenny senior hurlers Tommy Walsh, Brian Hogan , Jackie Tyrrell and Michael Rice.

Managers Debuts Liam Sheedy made his Senior championship debut for Tipperary against Down in the 1997 All Ireland quarter final at Clones. It was the first quarter final in the new back door system and Tipperary won by 3-24 to 3-8. Liam lined out at right half back and held a place on the team until the end of the 1999 campaign.

Brian Cody made his Senior championship debut for Kilkenny at left half back in the 1973 All Ireland final loss to Limerick. Following their Leinster Final win over Wexford, Kilkenny lost four players through injury and emigration before they played Limerick. Brian had captained the All Ireland winning Minor team the previous year.

Interestingly, neither Manager played championship hurling against his upcoming opponents.

Managing the clubs This year two former Tipperary senior hurlers are involved with Kilkenny Senior Clubs. Dinny Cahill (Kilruane MacDonaghs) is with Graigue/Ballycallan, while John Leahy is again taking charge of Carrickshock, where former Tipp underage player Emmet Dunphy (Roscrea) is the goalkeeper.

Crossing the lines Two Kilkenny men who played in Tipperary County Finals over the past thirty five years were Pat Kavanagh (Rower Inistioge / BorrisIleigh) and Richard Dunne (Danesfort/Roscrea). Pat played in his first Tipperary Co. Final in 1977 and lost to Kilruane MacDonaghs in a replay, but he was on the winning Borris-Ileigh team against Roscrea

in 1981 and was a substitute, when they next won the title , beating Loughmore Castleiney, in 1983.

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Richard was unlucky to lose out with Roscrea in the 1981 Final and again the following year, when Moycarkey/Borris won the title in a replay.

The last Tipp man to play in a Kilkenny county final was James Moran (Ballylooby -Castlegrace), who played for James Stephens in their unsuccessful bid to dethrone the Shamrocks, in last year’s decider.

Other familiar faces Tom Russell, goalkeeper on the Moyne/ Templetuohy team which won the Tipp County title in 1971 has been involved with the Galmoy club for many years. His son, Phil, plays with Laois. Mick Lonergan (Moycarkey/ Borris) who came on as a substitute for Tipperary in the All Ireland finals of 1964 and 1967, both against Kilkenny, has also been involved with that club. Mick’s sons wore the Galmoy colours and Brian won a minor All Ireland title with Kilkenny in 1993 .

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The club has engaged several Tipp Managers / Coaches over the years, including Michael Doyle, Joe Tynan and Paddy Moore.

Guarding the city It is not unusual to see some well known Tipp hurling faces around the streets of Kilkenny City. James Woodlock (Drom and Inch), Stephen Hogan (Lorrha and Dorrha) and Liam Maher (Boherlahan Dualla) are Guardians of the Peace! Liam has been involved with the Dicksboro club since his departure from Boherlahan Dualla, with whom he won a Tipp Co Senior hurling title in 1996, scoring the winning point against Toomevara. Liam made a successful championship debut for Tipp, against Clare, in 1983.

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John Doyle’s record of fifty four championship appearances for Tipperary, which stood since 1967, was recently surpassed by Brendan Cummins, who played his fifty fifth game in the All Ireland Semi Final against Limerick. On the day that John Doyle played his last game for Tipp, the Lower Hogan Stand Section M tickets cost twenty five shillings while the match programme cost one shilling. Whatever about inflation since then, Tipp people were very disappointed that his bid for an historic ninth All Ireland medal had failed.

John’s son, Michael, was the Manager in 2003 when Tipperary last played Kilkenny in the championship.

Record setting Tipperary’s victory over Kilkenny in the 1950 decider might not have produced the highest final attendance but the gate receipts of £6,103 -14 -2 set a new record for a hurling final.

draw (after 70 minutes) last May, the fact that the counties have never drawn in the championship and the law of averages, perhaps this might be the year?

Much travelled The late Mick Ryan (Roscrea) won a Kilkenny County Senior Hurling title with Dicksboro in 1950. They beat Éire Óg (city) in a final replay by 4-6 to 1-5. He lined out at centre forward in the club’s first victory for twenty four years. His team mates included Dan Kennedy, who had faced Mick in the All Ireland final a couple of months earlier. Mick died in 2007, but is remembered fondly in Roscrea, Kilkenny and Cork, where he played successfully with Blackrock and St. Finbarrs in hurling and Clonakilty in football.

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The appointment of Cork referee, Diarmuid Kirwan, to take charge of the final has been noted with interest beDrawn out cause three of Tipperary’s last four final wins, over Kilkenny, were refeIt is fifty years since the All Ireland reed by Cork officials. Con Murphy Hurling final ended in a draw and it handled the 1950 decider, Frank Murwas a Waterford man, Seamus Power, phy was in charge in 1971 and Willie a North Tipp Senior Hurling Champi- Horgan was the man in the middle in onship winner with Roscrea in 1949 1991. On a less optimistic note from who scored the equalising goal. The Tipperary’s point of view, Decies beat Kilkenny in the replay by Diarmuid’s father, Gerry Kirwan of 3-12 to 1-10 for their last All Ireland Offaly was referee when Tipperary success. In view of the League Final

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During his inter county championship career, Liam Sheedy only played against one Leinster team –Wexford 1991 revisited in the 1997 All Ireland Semi Final. In his two year Managerial career with Michael Cleary was Tipperary’s lead- Tipp, this Final will be his first clash ing scorer in the five game champiwith a team from outside Munster. onship campaign with a total of 3-35.

Pat Fox contributed 2-17. The two Michael Ryan only played championmanagers Michael ‘Babs’ Keating ship hurling against Kilkenny on one and Ollie Walsh had previously faced occasion. That was a successful outeach other as players in the finals of ing in his first year on the team – the 1964, 1967 and 1971. Ollie was the 1991 All Ireland final - when he lined Texaco Hurler of the Year for 1967, out at left corner back. Tipperary while ‘Babs’ took the Award in 1971. won by four points 1-16 to 0-15.

The Section G, Lower Hogan Stand, ticket was available for £19 in 1991 League of his own and a match programme cost £1.

Finally, something unusual from KilHot Shots kenny. The Parish Priest of Ballyragget, Canon Tom Murphy, played in When you consider that Kilkenny’s four All Ireland Hurling finals for Eddie Keher shot an amazing 0-14 in Kilkenny 1963, 1964, 1966 and 1969 the sixty minute 1963 All Ireland Fi- winning the first and last. While his nal against Waterford, it was always three goal scoring feat in the 1960 possible that he would surpass it in Minor All Ireland Final introduced the years ahead. The introduction of him to Tipp people, he also scored the eighty minute games (1970) imthree goals against London in the proved his chances and in the 1971 1969 All Ireland senior semi final.

Final against Tipperary, Eddie scored Surprisingly, he never played a Na2-11 in Kilkenny’s three point loss to tional League game for his county. establish a new record. The games As a Clerical student, at St Kieran’s were reduced to seventy minutes for College, he was only available to the 1975 championship and it took a play during the Summer holidays. tour de force from Nicky English in the 1989 Final when he scored 2-12 against Antrim to break Keher’s eighteen year old record.

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Tipperary GAA Scene All IRELAND SENIOR HURLING FINAL

We wish our senior hurlers and team management every success for Sunday’s All Ireland hurling final against 4 in a row seeking Kilkenny.

This is Tipperary’s first All Ireland final appearance since 2001 and there is huge interest throughout the county and beyond in the game. 68,515 people attended the 2001 final between Tipperary and Galway which was a full house at the time because the building of the new Croke Park was not fully completed. There is no doubt there will be more than 80,000 there on Sunday. It will be the first championship encounter between the counties since 2003 and the first All Ireland final contest between them since 1991. It’s the third competitive encounter between them this year following the league game in Nowlan Park and the League Final in Thurles.

The general consensus is that the final features the two best teams in the country with Kilkenny starting as clear favourites as they make their 8th appearance this decade in a final and seek their 7th win, their only defeat coming in 2004 to Cork. However, this is an improving Tipperary team and there is no doubt they will represent the county well on hurling’s biggest day of the year.

by County PRO Ger Ryan

and people who sold tickets and to the organising committee for running such a successful fund raising event.

SEPTEMBER TIPPERARY CLUBS DRAW The Sept Tipperary GAA Clubs Draw will be held on Friday Sept 4th in Jim Kennedys Tower Lounge, Thurles at 10pm. On the night local winner Carmel Heaney will be presented with €12,000 and €400 will be presented to promoter Mick Carroll.

Dan Fitzpatrick (Moycarkey Borris) will be presented with €15,000 and promoter Joe O Sullivan will receive €500. A further 2 cars will be the star prizes on the night along with numerous other prizes including a holiday, a set of jerseys and cash prizes. Come along and get the All Ireland weekend off to a winning start with local club Durlas Óg.

2pm on Sunday 13th. Any of the eight games ending in a draw will go to extra time.

U-16 and U-14 All Ireland Champions

Congratulations to the Tipperary under 16 team and mentors on their victory over Galway in the final of the Tipperary Supporters Club All Ireland U-16 final in Semple Stadium last Sunday and also to the under 14 team and mentors which won the Tony Forristal All Ireland U-14 final in Waterford, defeating the host county in the final. Well done also to Tipperary Bord na nOg for organising the U-16 tournament and to the clubs in South Tipperary which hosted the round robin games and semifinals on Satuday.

TIPPERARY LOSE NY FINAL

The Tipperary hurling club in New York lost out to Offaly in the recently played Senior Hurling Final at Gaelic Park in the Bronx on a scoreline of 4-14 to 2-11. This was Offaly’s third title in a row and their side included former Tipperary underage player Shane Sweeney from BallybaconGrange who scored 1-1 in the final.

The Tipperary team lined out as follows - Thomas O’Meara; Jayson O’Callaghan, Ger Mahon; Tom King, Kieran Bergin (2-0), Steve Lillis; David Crimmins, Dave Loughnane (0-1); Paudie Ryan (0-1), Niall Healy (0-8), Tadhg Slevin; Niall Curtain, Liam Costelloe. Subs: John Madden, John Phelan (0-1).

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Drom & Inch is seeking the support of Tipperary Gaels in its bid to beCongratulations to Moyle Rovers on come the “Best Club under the Sun”. their victory in the South Division The Mid Tipp club has reached the Senior Football Championship final final four of the competition, which is last Sunday when they defeated sponsored by Etihad Airways and is Fethard by 14 points to 8. Their win promoted by TG4’s Seó Spóirt. An means that they qualify directly for online vote to determine the winner the county semi-finals. will run until Wednesday, September 9th, with a prize of a team training camp in Abu Dhabi with Tipperary ALL IRELAND FINAL NIGHT legend Nicky English on offer. But BANQUET COUNTY SENIOR HURLING the club faces stiff competition from CHAMPIONSHIP St. Brigids and Lucan Sarsfields of Dublin and Rathnure of Wexford, and The All Ireland Final night banquet to indeed are the only non-Leinster club be hosted by the Tipperary AssociaThe weekend of September 12th and in contention. A strong showing from tion Dublin in the Burlington Hotel is 13th will be a big weekend for the Tipperary people could help Dromnow sold out. The Association would county senior hurling championship Inch to win this valuable prize. Last like to thank all those who have so with 6 games in the first round of the year’s competition was won by All generously supported the function.

Dan Breen Cup and the semi-finals of Ireland club hurling champions Porthe Seamus Ó Riain Cup taking place. tumna from Co. Galway with KildanIn the Dan Breen Cup games there gan being a close runner-up. To cast will be 3 double headers – in Boheryour vote for Drom-Inch simply log MONSTER ALL IRELAND FINAL lahan on Saturday 12 th, Ballybacon on to www.etihadgaa.ie and don’t DRAW Grange v Portroe is at 4pm and forget the rapidly approaching closToomevara v Carrick Swans is at ing date of September 9th.

Thanks to all those who have sup5.45pm; in Templemore on Sunday ported our senior hurlers by buying September 13th Upperchurch Dromtickets in the Monster All Ireland Fi- bane v Cappawhite is at 2pm and nal draw. The players and manageBorris-Ileigh v Loughmore ALL IRELAND CLUB SEVENS ment greatly appreciate your Castleiney is at 3.45pm and in Cashel generosity. The lucky winner of the also on Sunday 13th, Golden Kilfeamagnificent first prize of an All Irecle v Killenaule is at 2pm and Knock- Good luck to all the Tipperary clubs land weekend for 2 in the Burlington avilla Donaskeigh Kickhams v that are participating in the All IreHotel, 2 stand tickets for the final, 2 Thurles Sarsfields is at 3.45pm. The land Club Sevens at Kilmacud tickets to the banquet and a trip for 2 first Seamus Ó Riain Cup semi-final Crokes on Saturday September 5 th on the team holiday will be anwill take place between Kilruane where Nenagh Éire Óg will defend nounced this Thursday evening, Sep- MacDonaghs and Roscrea in Toome- their title. tember 3 rd, when the draw takes vara at 6pm on Saturday 12 th and the place at 9pm in the Sarsfields Centre, second between Kildangan and LorThurles. Thanks also to all the clubs rha / Dorrha will be in Nenagh at

If you want to witness local Tipperary and Kilkenny rivalry first hand, then Hogans of Ballysloe is the place to be on Friday, September 4 th at 10pm when there will be pre-match interviews and discussions with local fans from both counties. During the event, the club will make presentations to club members Larry Kiely, Murt Duggan and Jim Ryan who won All Ireland Minor Hurling medals with Tipperary in 1959. Also included on the night will be a raffle for 2 tickets for the All Ireland Final, a signed Tipperary jersey and many other spot prizes as well as a race night.

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Info rmation concerning all areas in the GAA will appear in this section in the future. If you wish to include any item of interest in future articles, please contact the County Public Relations Officer Ger Ryan at 0868149146 or via e-mail at pro.tipperary@gaa.ie on or before 3:00pm on Monday. Visit the Tipperary GAA web site at http://tipperary.gaa.ie to keep up to date with all the latest news in Tipperary GAA circles.

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(6) 20. Wexford adornment includes wall rail. (4) 21. All read, I sob about Sligo village on the Owenmore, famous as a salmon fishery. (11) 22. Go on horseback in Inisheer I decide.

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(6) 3. Secretly give information that the end is just not on. (3,3) 4. Will this produce a sidewalk on an Irish beach? (4) 5. Guy becomes confused about fifty and it's not a pretty sight. (4) 6. Get a bean to entwine and renounce belief. (8) 7. "Give me chastity and continency - but not ---!" Saint Augustine. (3) 9. Lee untied forks. Once the aristocratic owner of Carton House in Maynooth, County Kildare. (4,2,8) 12. I, sly gull who fluttered over Donegal fjord 25 miles long, where Wolfe Tone landed in 1798. (5,6) 13. Westminster may have a big one, but Connemara has Twelve very big ones of this. (3) 18. The one who 23 across should be straight. (5) 19. Loaded, and seen coming back through Slane dallying. (5) 21. A big Dane gets in a mess and gets a ribbing. (8) 24. Not much of an insult? (6) 25. Cut grass and include 31 across for a small swimmer. (6) 26. Victory symbol in Tipperary road down from the Knockmealdown mountain gap. (3) 29. Expanse of land in popular Easkey.

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16 Things that it took me over 50 years to learn Anyone fancy swapping goods or services?

If yes read on.

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Do you have a professional service that you can offer to someone in exchange for their services or goods?

We are going to try something new in the Tipp Tatler that will allow you to barter for goods and services free of charge.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

For example maybe you’re a painter who would like to learn how to use computers. Simply send in your offer to us and we will put it out there to see if anyone will respond. Sample offers might read like this:-

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Qualified, experienced painter willing to trade work for lessons in basic computing, ie. Microsoft Word and Excel. Ph: 0504-123456 Book keeper available to prepare accounts in exchange for garden and lawn maintenance. Ph: 067-123456 Beautician will exchange gift vouchers for restaurant vouchers.

Ph: 087-12345678 etc. etc.

You get the idea. It’s not a new idea. We’ve all been doing it for centuries. It used be called helping your neighbours. But now we are all so busy and maybe new to an area that we don’t really know our neighbours. Or simply our neighbours/friends aren’t skilled enough to do the job required.

Anyhow we’re willing to give it a shot. So if you want to participate just email your offer to info@tipptatler.com or post to Tipp Tatler, Curraghgraigue, Borrisoleigh, Co. Tipperary.

A few things to bear in mind: • Keep it short and to the point and try to be specific in what you are offering and what you would like in return.

• Goods and services being swapped should be of equal value (add cash if needed) and valued at what they would cost if you were to pay normal rates.

• We reserve the right to refuse to publish any offer if it seems inappropriate.

• Please don’t send in wording that is just a blatant ad for your business. You can use your business name but without an essay of your skills, type of work you do, long list of services offered etc. etc.

• It is a free service, although if we are inundated with 1000’s of offers we will have to charge a nominal fee. So get in early before that happens!

• We reserve the right to make up the rules as we go along. Keep it simple and straightforward and there should be no problems.

Who knows, maybe it will take off, maybe it won’t. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. We’d like to think that it would and believe it is a great opportunity for everyone.

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4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (I wish I had!)

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday.

That time is age 21.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.

(This is very important. Pay attention.

It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Delia Smith v The Real Woman Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield beautiful glossy finish.

The Real Woman's Way Dunne's frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg white over the crust so I don't do that.

Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.

The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Delia's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

The Real Woman's Way Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!

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Borrisoleigh Annual Charity Cycle 2009 In aid of the Irish Cancer Society (Night Nursing Service) Once again the time has come for the Borrisoleigh annual cycle which will take place at 2pm on Saturday the 19th of September 2009. This year we will be cycling for the Irish Cancer Society (Night Nursing Service) which provides a service for critically ill patients with cancer in their home. This service is vital to relieve the difficulties that families experience during this time. Night Nursing allows the patient to remain at home, thereby maintaining the continuity of care that the patient has experienced, surrounded by their family and supported by the home care team. Night Nurses sit with the patient through the night, providing nursing care, practical support and reassurance. The Night Nursing service has now been extended to cover patients with cancer during stages other

than terminal illness e.g. respite care. This allows the family time to rest and take a break from their very demanding caring role. Night nurses are provided free of charge for up to 10 nights. Last year almost 1500 families throughout Ireland availed of the Irish Cancer Society Night Nursing service.

Sponsorship cards will be distributed shortly, so it's time to get the bike in working order again and start training. A few short spins two to three times a week between now and the19th September should be enough to get you around the course which again will be from Borrisoleigh to Thurles, onto Templemore and back to Borrisoleigh.For further information please contact P.J. Delaney or Ruairi O'Connell.

Limerick Women’s Mini-Marathon is launched An estimated 4,000 walkers and runners are expected to participate in the 2009 Limerick Leader Limerick Women's Mini Marathon on Sunday, 4th October next.

The annual mini-marathon, which is coordinated by the Limerick Athletic Club, takes place around the University of Limerick campus.

charitable organisations are enabled to continue their invaluable work and, in turn, bring further untold benefits to members of the local community’.

“The Limerick Athletic Club and its members have worked tirelessly to ensure the continued success of the mini-marathon. From the registration of participants to the organisaIn 2008, the 7-kilometre event attion of the race on the day, the tracted 3,455 competitors from all extensive work that is carried out over Ireland. This year, an estimathas made the event one of the larged 4,000 people are expected to take est and most successful of its kind part consolidating the miniin Ireland. I would also like to commarathon’s status as the biggest pliment the Limerick Leader newssporting event in Limerick. The paper, the main sponsor of this event is being sponsored by the event, and also the support given by Limerick Leader and is being run in Limerick Live 95FM, without association with Limerick’s Live whom there simply would not be a 95FM. Limerick Women’s Mini-Marathon”, he concluded.

Speaking ahead of the official launch of the 2009 County Limerick Entry forms, posters and sponsorWomen’s Mini-Marathon, Council- ship cards are available from the lor David Naughton, Cathaoirleach Limerick Leader office, 54 of Limerick County Council, said: O’Connell St., Limerick, and “I am delighted to learn that so Limerick’s Live 95FM, Radio many people are yet again rolling House, Dock Road, Limerick, and up their sleeves to take part in this on the Limerick Athletic Club webyear’s event. This memorable annu- site at www.limerickac.ie. All enal occasion is made extra special by tries should be submitted by post or the huge funds raised for various via www.runireland.com, while the charities at local, national and inter- deadline for receipt of entries is Frinational level. Thanks to people’s day 25th September extraordinary generosity, many

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Book Review Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,

by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth more plain than during the recent attacks at Netherfield Park, in which a household of eighteen was slaughtered and consumed by a horde of the living dead.

You won’t be able to put this book down until you find out.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is available in paperback at Sheelagh na Gig, Cloughjordan, for €13.99.

Sheelagh na Gig is open 6 days a week: Tue and Wed 10am to 5pm, Thu and Fri 10am to 7pm, Sat 10am to 6pm, and Sun 12pm to 6pm. TelOn principle, the Jane Austen purist ephone 0505 42123, visit in me should hate this book. For the www.myspace.com/sheelaghnagig same reason I wanted to smack Kei- or follow us on Twitter: ra Knightly when she simpered the www.twitter.com/sheelaghnagig . ghost of Elizabeth Bennet out through her huge teeth in the latest film adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, for the same reason I cried through ITV’s unrecognisable version of Persuasion: you just don’t mess with Austen’s already perfect storytelling. But this time, it is different.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is Jane Austen. Only better. Elizabeth and Darcy still spar their way to love, but in this book their barbs are not just verbal witticisms but also ninja throwing stars. The undead roam the countryside, and never has the course of true love been more perilous. Will they still get it together in the end? Or will the zombie plague infect them all?

‘Glas Vegas’ on TG4!

The variety show Glas Vegas is back for a fourth series, and it’s even bigger, louder, and a little bit weirder than before!

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For one lucky talented performer or group, this Autumn will bring an adventure and opportunity most entertainers only dream of: Over 13 episodes, hundreds of acts will take to the stage, hoping to become the next big thing in the world of showbiz.

Singers, musicians, sean nós dancers, acrobats, comedians and magicians – to mention just some of the acts on the show – will be giving the performance of their lives to impress the judges.

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This year, who can impress enough to be the last act standing at the end of the new series? Who will be the one lucky act who will beat off the competition and emerge as champion of Glas Vegas?

The first stage in the quest for a new star begins in early September 2009 when nationwide auditions will be taking place.

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Más amhlaidh atá, seo do sheans do chumas a léiriú do lucht féachana teilifíse na hÉireann (agus an domhain mhóir!)

Tá TG4 ag dul sa tóir ar an tallann nua is fearr dá bhfuil ann. Más amhránaí binn tú nó fear nó bean draíochta nó cleasaí de chineál a chuirfeadh siamsaíocht ar fáil don lucht féachana, tar i dteagmháil linn.

Bhéarfar cuireadh do na hiarrthóirí is fearr dul in iomaíocht le chéile chun dul i bhfeidhm ar na moltóirí agus ar an lucht féachana teilifíse agus chun duais mhór Ghlas Vegas a bhuachan.

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E-Tips: Keep your kids interested and inspired

by Elaine Rogers, Seefin Coaching Ease – Ease them into a new concept – rather than throwing a complete set of rules at them, play a game with them and play as one player together rather than two, to keep the competitive aspect out of the game. This will help them learn how to play. Add in the rules one at a time and show examples of how each rule can be broken. Children are naturally competitive so the feel for the “win” will come naturally as their confidence grows with their knowledge for the play.

responsibility, sharing, teamwork, and opens their minds to further knowledge, which they absorb with ease.

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to take on challenges and feel they are capable to try new things.

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Encourage children to share their ideas and concepts, no matter how Empowering another human being is “childish” they seem. Children have one of the most satisfying rewards the amazing ability to see things we can experience. Empowering a quite logically and in black and child to delve into an unknown, or white. An example my friend shared push themselves out of their comfort with me recently: She was sitting zone provides a huge sense of beside her two children watching achievement and pride for a parent.

TV, and out of the corner of her eye witnessed the 5 year old belt his 3 The moment the stabilisers come off year old sister. When she reprimandthe bicycle, the moment the first goal ed him, he quizzed “Mummy, do you When explaining a concept to a is made, the moment when they rehave eyes in your ears? She enquired child, use very simple language and cite their poem up on stage or play why, and he explained, “How else endeavour to use analogies that are their first piano notes in public could you see me hitting my sister?” related to their every day interaction. makes for a grand reward. The imRefer to games they already know – portant point here is to ensure that Encourage children to brainstorm like Tag or Hide and Seek. pride and love for the child is vocal- ideas when making decisions – ised and made clear to them so they again, it can be entertaining if not Engage can also relish in the achievement beneficial, and they sense that you and experience the rewarding feelvalue their opinion, which in their Engage your children in as many ings. logical minds equates to valuing routine and domestic tasks as possithem. ble. Ask them what they would like It is important that they see the adult for dinner – or show them the ingre- is proud and expectations have been Entertain – dients you have and ask them for met or surpassed. This encourages ideas. Involve them in looking up the child to push themselves to the Every evening when I was young, recipies in books or on-line, depend- next level because they want to and my father would arrive home and ing on age. Engaging children in ac- not because of other influences. This literally horse-play with us for 30 tivities fosters a sense of will help the child when growing up minutes or so. I would look forward to these quality times with my father and siblings, probably the only times we all got on well together. As well as important bonding time, it was hugely entertaining for the kids, Kiddies birthdays or that watching our dad make a right eejit Special Day. of himself. So even though we feel Make it really Special with silly at times, as long as there are children present it’s amazing what a Bouncy world Castle and adults can get away with. Children Slide appreciate adults malarking around, Rain Cover, etc. and it’s a fantastic way for a parent to diffuse an argument amongst children. Don’t be embarrassed to enterKeenest Rates. Reliable Service. All Areas Covered. tain your children, by acting the goof, making up stories, pretending to be imaginary people and building caves and lookouts with cushions, chairs and blankets. It’s truly worth the tidy up after. If you are conOpen

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(IVCA) VenturePulse survey finds that Irish technology firms raised €110.7 million in the first half of 2009, up 7% on the previous year.

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She added, “2008 was the best year for funding since 2002 so it is encouraging that investment levels have been maintained despite the recession. Research finds that VC backed firms employ more graduates, export more and grow faster than other companies and so are an important element in the goal of creating a smart economy.”

17 Irish based venture capital funds and private investors were involved in 111 investments representing 67% of funds raised. 17 international funds and private investors participated in 19 investments and 33% of funds raised.

“Irish tech firms continue to attract interest from overseas investors,” added Regina Breheny.

She said that an analysis of the investment shows a healthy diversity across a wide range of technologies. In the Pharma/Biotechnology sector, six companies raised €28.6m. 14 drug delivery and medical device companies raised €22.8m. In the telecoms sector, four companies raised €5m.

In the environment technology sector, five companies raised €17.4m. 12 companies raised €17.8m in other technology including nano technology, fibre optics, photonics and semiconductor chips. In the business services sector, 14 companies raised €11.2m.

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Two methods There are two ways to judge how much life assurance you may need.

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Adviser (QFA) at 086-0471147 or at There are presently over a dozen can provide them with financial seinfo@ewalsh.ie The second method is quite simple companies selling life assurance in curity. But what would happen to in that you purchase as much cover Ireland so by going to just one comyour familys' finances if you were to as you can comfortably afford for a pany you cannot be sure that you're die? It's certainly not a comfortable Eamonn Walsh Mortgages and Ingiven monthly outlay. getting the most economical premithought, or one that any of us like to vestments Ltd is authorised by the um or that you're getting impartial dwell on for too long.

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Abuse

by Jim O Shea

(Continued from previous issue)

Sometimes emotional abusers treat their victims almost as hostages, denying them reminders of their past life. They throw out pictures, letters or other mementos of this part of their lives.

They prevent them from making phone calls, or they monitor their calls. They choose the information their victim may see, including watching television.

They bully the victim, and force them to accept ideas and behaviours alien to him or her. They may even threaten to harm their targets’ pets. They may also ridicule their victims most valued beliefs, gender, sexuality, ability, age, and sexual orientation, and in that case is part of sexual abuse. Emotional abuse includes withholding approval, appreciation, and affection.

Emotional abusers use insults and criticism (criticism must be constant and with the intent to devalue or denigrate before it can be considered abuse) to undermine the victim’s self-confidence, and this includes public humiliation well as actual or threatened rejection. It also includes actions statements or gestures that attack the victim’s self-esteem and self-worth in order to humiliate them.

They also try to confuse the victims and make them insecure by saying one thing and doing another, telling lies, and accusing the victim that they are making up the abuse, and telling them that they are mentally unstable or incompetent.

Some emotional abusers use threats to get compliance from the victims. They may threaten to leave, to kill themselves, to kill the victim or their family and friends, or their children, or to harm pets. Sometimes this threat becomes a reality, because it happens that when emotional or psychological abuse fails to achieve its end of controlling the victim it spills over into physical abuse.

This is clearly illustrated in the narrative of Naomei Will’s book Within the Walls of Silence.

person’s use of the car, monitoring phone calls, using ID or other monitoring devices, and not allowing the person to receive or to make phone calls, and ensuring that the victim does not have a mobile phone. Psychological abusers sometimes suddenly call home to check up on the victim, displaying excessive jealousy and possessiveness.

This type of control can also involve not allowing the victim to have time or space of their own. It can include, too, using the children to hurt the victim, by using them as spies, sometimes in the case of a male abuser threatening to call child protection services if the mother leaves the relationship.

One of the tactics used by abusers is emotional blackmail. These are some of the warning signs that a person is being emotionally blackmailed: Your partner asks you to choose between something you want to do and him/her Your partner tries to make you feel like you are selfish or a bad person if you do something he/she doesn’t want you to do Your partner asks you to give up something or someone as a way of proving your love for him/her Your partner threatens to leave you if you don’t change Your partner threatens to withhold money or access to money unless you do something he/she has requested

Continued in next issue) Jim O’Shea works as a counsellor from Furze, Thurles. Ph. 087 8211009 www.jimoshea.net .

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There are cases where these abusers threatened to leave the victims without money, or to ensure that they will never see their children again. The list seems endless, and these abusers, in their efforts to kill their own pain, are experts at finding new tactics to torture their victims. These can include checking the mileage on the speedometer following a

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