Mouth Almighty - Issue 3

September 2015 - January 2016

Issue 3

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Hello again and a very warm welcome to the third issue of Mouth Almighty.

Occasionally, well quite often actually, we hear people say “nothing ever happens in Grimsby” but you only need a quick glance inside to prove that wrong.

Whether your taste is for punk or Prokofiev, big band or burlesque, there’s going to be something happening that’s just right for you.

We’d like to wish a special welcome to everyone at The Central Hall who are joining us this issue. They’ve got an excellent programme of events lined up for the next few months and we’re certain it will be a big success.

We’ll be back in the new year - If you’ve got anything happening please email andrewstaff@live.co.uk and let us know about it. Oh and a Happy Xmas!

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Friday 25th September at 7.30pm LONDON ROAD (15)

Wednesday 14th September at 7.30pm SLOW WEST (15)

Wednesday 9th, Thursday 10th, Friday 11th September at 7.30pm FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (12A)

Wednesday 30th September at 7.30pm PHOENIX (12A)

Friday 16th September at 7.30pm MISSION IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION (15)

Wednesday 16th September at 7.30pm DARK HORSE: THE INCREDIBLE TRUE STORY OF DREAM ALLIANCE (PG) Thursday 17th, Friday 18th September at 7.30pm A ROYAL NIGHT OUT (12A) Wednesday 23rd September @7pm HOME FROM HOME: CHRONICLE OF A VISION (15)

October Thursday 1st, Friday 2nd September at 7.30pm MR HOLMES (PG) Wednesday 7th September at 7.30pm BOY CHOIR (PG) Friday 9th September at 7.30pm MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (15)

SPECIAL EVENTS September Wednesday 2nd September at 7pm OTHELLO by William Shakespeare recorded live from the Royal Shakespeare Company Thursday 3rd September at 7pm THE BEAUX’ STRATAGEM by George Farquhar presented live from the National Theatre

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Thursday 15th October at 7pm HAMLET by William Shakespeare presented live from the National Theatre Monday 19th October at 7.15 pm THE BARBER OF SEVILLE by Rossini live from the English National Opera Wednesday 21st October at 7pm HENRY V by William Shakespeare presented live from the Royal Shakespeare Company Tuesday 27th October at 7.30 pm FABERGE: A LIFE OF ITS OWN filmed especially for cinema

Tuesday 22nd September at 7.15 pm ROMEO AND JULIET (Prokofiev) presented live from the Royal Opera House

November

Thursday 24th September at 7pm CORIOLANUS by William Shakespeare encore performance from the National Theatre

Thursday 12th November at 7.15 pm CARMEN / VISCERA / AFTERNOON OF A FAUN / TCHAIKOVSKY PAS DE DEUX presented live from the Royal Opera House

October

Thursday 19th November at 7pm OF MICE AND MEN by John Steinbeck filmed live on stage in New York by the National Theatre

Monday 5th October at 6.45 pm LE NOZZE DI FIGARO by Mozart presented live from the Royal Opera House Thursday 8th October at 7.15 pm THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST presented live from the Vaudeville Theatre

Thursday 26th November at 7pm THE WINTER’S TALE by William Shakespeare presented live from the Garrick Theatre

December Thursday 3rd December at 7.15 pm THE MIKADO by Gilbert & Sullivan presented live from the English National Opera Tuesday 8th December at 7pm JANE EYRE presented live from the National Theatre Thursday 10th December 2015, 7:15 pm CAVELLERIA RUSTICANA by Mascagni and PAGLIACCI by Leoncavallo presented live from the Royal Opera House Wednesday 16th December at 7.15 pm THE NUTCRACKER by Tchaikovsky presented live from the Royal Opera House

January Wednesday 6th January 2016 at 7.30 pm In SEARCH OF CHOPIN Director Phil Grabsky brings to life the world and music of Fryderyk Chopin Tuesday 26th January 2016 at 7.15 pm RHAPSODY / TWO PIGEONS by Frederick Ashton presented live from the Royal Opera House

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Friday 16th October BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY A TRIBUTE TO FRANKIE VALLI

Saturday 12th September LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY CLUB (held at the Beachcomber)

Saturday 17th October MAGIC - A KIND OF QUEEN

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Tuesday 10th November ELLA HENDERSON Friday 13th November T-REXTASY: I LOVE TO BOOGIE

Friday 11th - Sunday 27th December THE AUDITORIUM PANTOMIME: SNOW WHITE STARRING C-BEEBIES SUPERSTAR JUSTIN COLLINS Friday 18th December LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY CLUB (Held at the Beachcomber)

Monday 16th November NEIL SAND’S CHRISTMAS MEMORIES

Friday 30 October MILTON JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DAFT

January

Tuesday 17th November JASPER CARROTT

Friday 15th January; 2016 SHOWADDYWADDY

November

Friday 20th November THE MAGIC OF MOTOWN

Sunday 17th January 2016 GRIMETHORPE COLLIERY BAND

Sunday 1st November JACKSON: LIVE IN CONCERT STARRING BEN

Saturday 21st November LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY CLUB

Saturday 30th January 2016 PADDY MCGUINNESS: DADDY MCGUINESS

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Friday 27th November THE ELVIS YEARS Saturday 28th November FRANKLY SINATRA

Friday 23rd October LIGHTS, CAMERA, DANCE

Monday 12th October UB40

Saturday 10th October at 7pm St Martins Church TALENT & QUIZ NIGHT An evening of cabaret performed by the Taiko players of Gyoko Taiko

Tuesday 3rd - Saturday 07th November AVENUE Q

Tuesday 24th November at 7pm Grimsby Auditorium TAIKO NIGHT Featuring Gyoko Taiko, Coritani, Tetsu Taiko, Kakushigei and special guests Kagemusha Taiko from Devon.

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Friday 25th September Saturday 31st October SOUTH LINCOLNSHIRE WALKING FESTIVAL Many walks to choose from mostly quite flat. For details visit www.southlincswalking.com Saturday 31st October Temple Bruer Tower LN5 0DG HALLOWEEN AT THE TERRIFYING TEMPLAR TOWER A fun day for kids and easily scared adults

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Saturday 24th October HALLOWEEN BURLESQUE NIGHT Saturday 31st October HALLOWEEN PARTY

Saturday 10th October THE GUNS AND ROSES EXPERIENCE Sunday 11th October SKARLETT RIOT/THE RAVEN AGE/CORTUS/RUBY AND THE KNIGHTS Thursday 15th October THE AMORETTES Friday 16th October TOOREX Tribute to Marc Bolan and T.Rex

Friday 25th September DRESSED TO KILL

Saturday 17th October THE SEX PISTOLS EXPERIENCE/DEAD LIKE ZOMBIES/FFS

Saturday 26th September NOT TONIGHT AND THE HEADACHES ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY

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October Friday 2nd October LAURENCE JONES

Tuesday 20th October STACIE COLLINS BAND/THE OCEANHOUNDS Friday 23rd October BON GIOVI

Thursday 12th November CHERIE CURRIE Saturday 21st November MAET LOAF

November

Saturday 28th November SCOPYONS/THE MICHAEL SCHENKER EXPERIENCE

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Friday 4th December ROXY MUSIQUE Saturday 5th December CASH Full band tribute to Johnny Cash Friday 11th December BAD MANNERS Saturday 12th December SLADE UK Friday 18th December THE BREW Saturday 19th December CHRISTMAS BURLESQUE NIGHT

Saturday 7th November ZZ TOPS/STONEWIRE

Sunday 27th December THE JAM’D

Sunday 8th November THE PAT MCMANUS BAND

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Saturday 7th November at The Beachcomber SPACE

A major new exhibition inspired by two classic photographic self-portraits Shifting Subjects: Contemporary Women Telling the Self through the Visual Arts

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Abbey Walk Gallery is the premier gallery in NE Lincolnshire and Shifting Subjects is one of its most exciting and ambitious projects.

As well as the iconic Sarah Lucas selfportraits (on loan from the Arts Council Collection to Abbey Walk Gallery), this major exhibition includes work by artists Wendy Elia, Margaret Ashman and Linda Ingham, with whom the gallery already has a close relationship. Miranda Whall’s work also comes to Grimsby, courtesy of Paper Gallery, Manchester.

The result is an exhibition which will launch a wider project for the consideration and development of women artists in Britain, potentially working with other national collections in the future.

Alongside the main exhibition the Gallery and their partners will be organising a number of thematically linked events including Shifting Images: Self-Portraits of Lincolnshire Artists at the Fishing Heritage Centre in partnership with the Muriel Barker Gallery from 8th September to 6th March

2016 and Women: In Place at Abbey Walk Gallery 2, a group showcase representing the wider practice of the Shifting Subjects commissioned artists running from 2nd September to 31st October.

The gallery will also host Refuge, in which installation artist and film maker Annabel McCourt explores the transient nature of refuge with her examination of everyday objects. Refuge runs from 26th September to 31st October. It is part of the Lightlines project and run in association with the Women’s Refuge.

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Friday 9th October at 7.30pm DEVIL’S VIOLIN

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Saturday 12th September at 8pm WILD WILLY BARRETT’S FRENCH CONNECTION

Saturday 10th October at 8pm VONDA SHEPARD

Tuesday 3rd November FRED MACAULEY

Friday 16th October at 8pm BOO HEWERDINE

Friday 13th November at 8pm AYNSLEY LISTER

Saturday 17th October at 8pm THE OTHER HALF

Saturday 14th November at 8pm SKIP ‘LITTLE AXE’ MCDONALD AND KING SIZE SLIM

Thursday 17th September at 8pm MARK THOMAS: TRESPASS Saturday 19th September at 8pm SNAKE DAVIS BAND Saturday 26th September at 8pm MIKE WILSON & DAMIEN BARBER

October Friday 2nd October at 8pm MATTHEW HALSALL & THE GONDWANA ORCHESTRA (image below)

Friday 23rd October at 7.30pm VIRGINIA IRONSIDE (image right) Saturday 24th October at 8pm JEREMY HARDY Wednesday 28th October at 2pm SHOE KANGAROO AND THE BIG BAD BOOT Saturday 31st October at 8pm FAUSTUS

Friday 20th November at 7.30pm A CHRISTMAS CAROL; AS TOLD BY JACOB MARLEY (DECEASED) Saturday 21st November at 8pm JUDIE TZUKE Saturday 28th November at 8pm STEVE TILSTON & JEZ LOWE

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Welcome to The Central Hall It’s an open secret that there have been some interesting times of late at The Central Hall but the good news is that we’re not shutting down and we have a fantastic programme of entertainment lined up for the rest of this year (and into 2016 as well) including plenty of old favourites plus a wide range of acts new to the hall, bringing music and entertainment for young and old.

We also have a smart new website with online booking and still no booking fees and as

always our function rooms are available for private parties of all sorts – so if you have a birthday, christening or wedding coming up then give us a call and see what we can offer to make your big day really special.

We look forward to seeing you soon.

The Central Hall Booking Office is open from 10.30am-2.30pm Monday to Saturday or call on 01472 355025 to book or request further information.

Photography by Chris Lynn

Friday 18th September at 7.30pm

The Ultimate Peter Kay Experience

Laughter, humour and silliness with this fantastic Peter Kay tribute featuring the one and only Justin Lovell. Guest starring King of Swing vocalist David Austen who has appeared in many London shows such as Chicago & We Will Rock You.

Tickets: £16 & £14 Early Bird: £14 & £12 Saturday 19th September at 7.30pm in the Roy Kemp Hall

Djangologie

Hot club inspired bands are far from a rarity on the UK jazz scene but Djangologie take the spirit of the music and breathe new life into it. They’re noted for the ReinhardtGrappelli ensembles but they never try to be a carbon copy.

Tickets: £12 Saturday 3rd October at 7.30pm

The EYMS Last Night Of The Proms

Bring your flags & party poppers for a rousing concert performed by the East Yorkshire Motor Services Band - one of the top Championship Brass Bands in the country. It’s an evening which is sure to ‘raise the roof’ of the Hall!

Tickets: £12 & £9 To book tickets: visit our box office in person or call 01472 355025 open Monday to Saturday 10.30am – 2.30pm

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The good book says, “All things are possible to them who believe” and BELIEVE is an explosive Christian music event. The concert features songs like ‘Superstition’,’I Believe I Can Fly’ and many more. Don’t miss it!

Tickets: £5 & £3 The Anton Stadler Trio

The critically acclaimed Anton Stadler Trio comprises concert pianist Sarah Beth Briggs, Janet Hilton, one of our foremost clarinettists and viola player Robin Ireland.

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Motel California are the best Eagles tribute on the circuit and this is their first visit to Grimsby. The show features the massive hits of the band faithfully reproduced in a sensational stage show.

Tickets: £ £15 & £12.50 Early bird £13 & £10.50

Friday 23rd October at 7.30pm

A night with Sam Smith & Michael Buble

Joe Scripps is the UK’s first and number one tribute to Sam Smith and Adam Austin has the smooth vocals, good looks and most importantly the charisma of Michael Buble himself. A great night of music for all.

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Saturday 24th October at 7.30pm GRIMSBY PHILHARMONIC SOCIETY PRESENTS

An Evening Of Mozart

The Philharmonic Choir and Orchestra perform Moxart’s Mass in C Minor and well loved motets including Exultate Jubilate and Ave Verum Corpus.

Tickets: £15, £12, £9 Saturday 31st October at 6.30pm CENTA STAGE THEATRE COMPANY PRESENTS

Hocus Pocus

The story of the Sanderson Sisters, witches who steal the youth from children to keep themselves young and of three children who try to send them back to their graves.

Tickets: £9 (concessions £7) To book tickets: visit our box office in person or call 01472 355025 open Monday to Saturday 10.30am – 2.30pm

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Manchester Jazz is a Stockport-based seven piece Traditional/Dixieland jazz band whose repertoire is drawn from the music of New Orleans, early classic jazz of King Oliver and Jelly Roll Morton, Duke Ellington, Fats Waller, Louis Armstrong among others.

Tickets: £12 Thursday 12th November at 7.30pm GRIMSBY CONCERT SOCIETY PRESENTS

The Antara Duo

Thomas Hancox and Rachel Wick are much in demand throughout the country. The duo will perform music by Piazzolla, Anderson, Bach, Damase, and Faure among others.

Tickets: £15, £5 students or unwaged Saturday 14th November at 7.45pm JOHN HADEN PRESENTS

Into The Shadows

Returning by popular demand after their 2014 performance, Into the Shadows recreate the unique sounds of Britain’s own guitar kings.

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Step Back In Time: The Magic Of The Bee Gees

Performed by Stayin’ Alive, Europe’s best Bee Gees tribute act, the show will feature all of the big hits from Tragedy and Jive Talkin’ to Night Fever and many more!

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Tickets: £15.50 & £12.50 Early bird £13.50 & £10.50 Saturday 21st November at 7.30pm GRIMSBY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA PRESENTS

THE GSO Autumn Concert

With conductor Neville Turner and leader Nigel Willoughby. The programme will include Beethoven’s Egmont Overture and Schubert’s Symphony No4 ‘The Tragic’.

Tickets: £12 & £10 (concessions £6 & £5)

Friday 27th November at 7.30pm

A Cartoon History Of Here with Ian MacMillan & Tony Husband Comedy, cartoonery, poetry and improv! A fast flowing adventure in which two top funny men reflect on local stories and legends.

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Take That: Back 4 Good with Tristan Drew as Olly Murs

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Saturday 5th December at 7.30pm

Grimsby & Cleethorpes Ladies Choir with their guests The Kingsway Printers Band

Christmas Brass - A wonderful evening of music and song with two of our best loved local music organisations. A treat for the whole family.

Tickets: £12 front circle, £10 back circle Friday 11th December at 7.30pm

Motown & Soul Christmas Explosion

Slick dance routines and perfect harmonies with Martin Burton’s Soul Men whose show features classics by The Drifters, The Temptations, The Four Tops, Stevie Wonder, Sam Cooke, Dobie Gray, The Four Seasons, Bill Withers and many more.

Tickets: £16 & £14 Early Bird: £14 & £12 Friday 18th December at 7.30pm

The Orpheus Male Voice Choir Christmas Concert

One of the area’s great musical traditions. The Orpheus Male Voice Choir bring you an evening of seasonal music old and new to get you really in the mood for Christmas.

Tickets: Prices to be confirmed Thursday 21st January 2016 at 7.30pm GRIMSBY CONCERT SOCIETY PRESENTS

The Katona Twins

International prize winners Peter and Zoltan Katona have been described as the classical world’s best known guitar duo.

Tickets: £15, £5 students or unwaged

Friday 29th January 2016 at 7.30pm

Badness: The Ultimate Tribute To The Nutty Boys!

There aren’t many tribute bands better than Badness. Their Suggs is perfect and the whole band is musically tight, loud and they’re all great musicians. Expect all the hits and more and all in Baggy Trousers.

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September Saturday 5th September Embassy Centre, Skegness MERCURY: QUEEN, THE LEGEND LIVES ON Sunday 6th September Embassy Centre, Skegness ROY ORBISON AND FRIENDS IN CONCERT Friday 11th September Embassy Centre, Skegness 60s HITS & LAUGHTER SHOW Saturday 12th September Embassy Centre, Skegness STEVE WALKER’S BIG SWING BAND Friday 18th September Drill Hall, Lincoln MARTIN CARTHY & DAVE SWARBRICK

Saturday 3rd October The Engine Shed, Lincoln DOC BROWN - THE WEIRD WAY ROUND Saturday 3rd October Embassy Centre, Skegness BUDDY HOLLY AND THE CRICKETERS Wednesday 7th October The Engine Shed, Lincoln BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Saturday 10th October Drill Hall, Lincoln ANDY FAIRWEATHER LOW Sunday 11th October The Engine Shed, Lincoln WISHBONE ASH Thursday 22nd October The Engine Shed, Lincoln ASKING ALEXANDRIA

Saturday 19th September Drill Hall, Lincoln NATIONAL YOUTH JAZZ ORCHESTRA

Friday 16th October Embassy Centre, Skegness JIM DAVIDSON - CHARLTON NIL

Friday 25th September Hull City Hall PETER HOOK: LOW-LIFE & BROTHERHOOD LIVE

Saturday 17th October Embassy Centre, Skegness AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH RUSSELL WATSON

Friday 2nd October The Engine Shed, Lincoln JOSH WIDDICOMBE: WHAT DO I DO NOW

Thursday 22nd October Drill Hall, Lincoln MIDGE URE & INDIA ELECTRIC CO: BREATHE AGAIN

Friday 23rd October The Engine Shed, Lincoln WHEATUS Friday 23rd October Embassy Centre, Skegness DR HOOK FEATURING RAY SAWYER Fri 23rd October Hull City Hall THE PROCLAIMERS Sunday 1st November The Engine Shed, Lincoln THE HOOSIERS Sunday 1st November Drill Hall, Lincoln THE UNTHANKS Friday 6th November Embassy Centre, Skegness RUMOURS OF FLEETWOOD MAC Monday 9th November Hull City Hall BILL BAILEY Wednesday 18th November The Engine Shed, Lincoln THE ORDINARY BOYS

Friday 27th November CHICAGO BLUES BROTHERS Saturday 28th November The Engine Shed, Lincoln OF MONSTERS AND MEN Sunday 29th November The Engine Shed, Lincoln THE BUZZCOCKS Friday 4th December The Engine Shed, Lincoln HAPPY MONDAYS Sunday 13th December The Engine Shed, Lincoln ROY WOOD’S ROCK & ROLL CHRISTMAS PARTY Wednesday 16th December The Engine Shed, Lincoln THE KOOKS Friday 18th - Sunday 27th December SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS Sunday 20th December Hull City Hall THE SEARCHERS

Monday 23rd November Hull City Hall LEGENDS! Friday 27th November The Engine Shed, Lincoln COURTEENERS

urban arts festival There’ll be a new look for Top Town on September 19th when the Minster Square hosts a Family Urban Arts Festival with Internationally renowned street artists including Brave, Girls on Top, Mr Zee, Tens, Dime1 and our very own Lyns Powles (that’s her artwork on the left of the page). There’ll be music and dance from Blood Masterz breakdance crew from Leeds, street food stalls and the Minster will host a digital graffiti booth, children’s art activities and exhibitions of historical Grimsby graffiti as well as more contemporary work.

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Anglian Water Emergencies 0845 145145 Citizen’s Advice Bureau 01472 252500 Electricity Emergencies & Failures 0800 375675 Fire & Rescue (non emergency) 01472 372500 Floodline 0845 9881188 Moneyline 01472 267600 Gas Emergencies & Escapes 0800 111999 NHS Direct 24 hour health advice 111 Police (non emergency) 101

Bus Passes 01472 313131 Phone & Ride 01472 324440 Traveline Information Line 0871 2002233

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Health Services Emergency Dental Treatment 0845 1200085 Patient Advice & Liaison Service 01472 625222 Diana, Princess Of Wales Hospital 01472 874111 St Hugh's Hospital 01472 251100

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Christmas in Top Town

Santa will be arriving in Freshney Place in November plus there’ll be Farmers’ Markets with local producers selling a variety of produce including cheeses, honey, bread, cakes, preserves, ostrich meat, hand-reared pork and lamb.

Farmers Markets are held on the third Friday of the month, weather permitting so they’ll be on Friday 16th October Friday 20th November Friday 18th December

Leisure Cleethorpes Discovery Centre 01472 323232 Fishing Heritage Centre 01472 323345 Libraries 01472 323600 Tourist Information 01472 323111

Crimestoppers 0800 555111 Safer Communities HQ 01472 324944 Grimsby Police Station 0845 6060222

A date for your diary Top Town Christmas Lights Switch on will be on Thursday 19th November

Contact Centre 01472 313131 Benefit Enquires 01472 323720 Council Tax 01472 323840 Environmental Health 01472 324770 Consumer Direct 01472 324815 Free School Meals 01472 323732 Street Care 01472 324500 Waste and Recycling 01472 325841

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www.oaklandshallhotel.co.uk Saturday 28th November WINTER WONDERLAND

Thursday 17th December ROD STEWART TRIBUTE

Saturday 28th November DIRTY DANCING NIGHT

Friday 18th December ROLLING STONES TRIBUTE

Friday 4th December 80S NIGHT

Friday 18th December RHIANNA/BEYONCE TRIBUTE

Friday 4th December ONE DIRECTION TRIBUTE Thursday 10th December KEITH LEMON TRIBUTE Friday 11th December MEAT LOAF TRIBUTE Friday 11th December TAKE THAT TRIBUTE Sunday 12th December ROBBIE/BUBLE TRIBUTE Wednesday 16th December BOND NIGHT Thursday 17th December PINK TRIBUTE

Saturday 19th December SWEET SOUL SOLUTIONS Saturday 19th December OASIS - A NIGHT AT THE BRITS Sunday 20th December ULTIMATE LEGENDS Sunday 20th December CHOIR AND MEET SANTA Monday 21st December BON JOVI TRIBUTE Tuesday 22nd December THE JERSEY BOYS TRIBUTE

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LincsWIB Events for more information www.lincswib.co.uk Sunday 6th September Sunday 15th November Sunday 13th December Memorial Hall, Cleethorpes CRAFT & GIFT FAIR Sunday 11th October Grimsby Auditorium LINCOLNSHIRE STALLHOLDERS EVENT Sunday 8th November Healing Manor Hotel PSYCHIC SWITCH NIGHT

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For the record this is 4pt text. It’s pretty tiny. If you can read it then you should be glad of all those carrots your Mum made you eat.

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Saturday 3rd October Cleethorpes Memorial Hall from 10.00am GRIMSBY AND CLEETHORPES LIONS SALE DAY Electrical goods, garden equipment, furniture, tools, bric-a-brac.

We hope that you’ve found something of interest in this issue of Mouth Almighty.

The next edition will be out in the new year.

We do not make a charge for listings so if you have an event of any kind coming up in 2016, from chess to pigeon racing, needlecraft to monkey wrestling, and you’d like us to help tell the world about it then please let us know. We’d like to include some information about local clubs and societies as well - not just special events but also regular activities, so if you’re part of a local organisation let us know so we can find you some free space in Mouth Almighty or in our sister publication The Peoples magazine.

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Shhhhhhhh .... it’s Goldilocks the Thief Loosely based on the story of Goldilocks this is a devised piece of ensemble theatre that FYT’s youth trainees have created from scratch under the guidance of their artistic director Emma Middleton and dramaturg Josie Gray. It explores issues of food poverty and theft and the ideal of the Robin Hood figure. It will be performed on September 19th as part of the Urban Arts Festival in St James’ Square

Franklin College, Grimsby AN EVENING WITH SIMON ARMITAGE Poet, playwright, novelist and Oxford professor of poetry, Simon Armitage’s wide experience, everyday language and technical flair have made him one of our most popular poets. His most recent publication is Paper Aeroplanes, just out in paperback, selects from 25 years of published poetry. £10.00 (£6.00 conc) inc refreshments

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various dates and venues in early October - contact Rob Bywater on Facebook for more information about Cleethorpes events or ring Josie Gray on 07962063872 for more information about the Minster event We Shall Overcome is a national project, brainchild of Yorkshire singer songwriter Joe Solo to raise money and supplies for local food banks. In our area there are events in Cleethorpes organised by Rob Bywater and in Grimsby at the Minster, organised by Josie-Anne Gray which fortuitously overlap with, and will run in

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Saturday 3rd October at 7.30pm Grimsby Minster DRIFTNET POETS, ROGER BEARD AND RICHARD PAPPS, THE APOCALYPTIC ALLIANCE FEATURING THE DEMON COFFEE BOYS, THE LIFE AND TIMES OF THE BROTHERS HOGG Friday 2nd October from 7.30pm Waves THE FINEST HOUR, NOT TONIGHT & THE HEADACHES, MINT, REVERSING DESTINY

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