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DEŽNIK
VOL 13 . ISSUE 03
Make news and serve it HOT!
W H AT T HE FUCK PACK? Yesterday finally we got the hotly anticipated pictures which were missing from the Welcome Pack. We were surprised with something new to EASA, the fuck pack. A flip book of faces can be useful to help you remember who you met at the bar, but there were some requests that they be sorted by country and even by sexual orientation. The book takes you through the history of love-making and even offers some suggested locations if you do get lucky. So the talk last night was the ‘reaction’ to the fuck pack. We spoke to some people and it’s a bit of a mixed reaction. One girl said ‘Fuck the fuck pack’ and there is a also talk
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of a movement to distinguish those easians who are not so keen on the new easa pack. Others found it funny and original but there are some questions as to the huge amount of effort put into the research. In case you didn’t realise, the theme of this years assembly is ‘reaction’ and we think perhaps the organisers are going to get one. Matic from the organizing team said ‘There are a lot of packs at easa and no one has ever done something like this, and we wanted something that would get people reading’, Umbrella reminds you that we’re at easa to work and not just to fuck.
BEWARE OF SNAKES! Please don’t go to the river by stairs - one kind local woman said there is danger to be bitten!
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