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EASA009 ITALIA . DARFO BOARIO TERME . TUTTE LE NOTIZIE . SEMPRE! 26JULY . ISSUE 1
„BIENVENUTO A BELLA ITALIA!“ Italian prime minister, media tycoon and lover of beautiful young women Silvio Berlusconi welcomes everybody to this years EASA! Unfortunately, he
couldn‘t attend the opening himself, but he sends his congratulations to the organizers: „I‘m glad that, with the help of EASA, Italian architecture will once
again be famous. And, if you like, I have a party at my Sardinian villa next weekend. You can all come, but only if your a chzech politician or under 18 years of age. Ciao, i ti amo ti amo, mi belle ragazze!!
FROM THE EDITORS
around you, keep track of your beer units, use sun cream if you go swimming and sun-bathing. We would like to stress that everyone at EASA shares responsibilities and people should not just haunt the organizers (Giulia has gone missing) but try to solve possible problems on their own. If you have any questions, go to your NC first, and they will tell the organizers. If there is no toilet paper, use this l’OMBRELLO or your neighbours underwear.
LOST...
Welcome to a yet another fabulous EASA. We hope everybody has recovered from the opening party last night and the crazy workshop fair today. The lake would have been a great refuge this afternoon so lucky are those who got to go. Lago Moro is only a small part of the gorgeous landscape surrounding Darfo, rumor has it that there is a huge lake monster called Eros in our own Lago Moro - some participants claim they already got a glimpse. Regardless of lake monsters, the other monster we have seen here already comes from the UK and speaks only one word…. “UK”. He wears red and loves the wine. Watch out… A lot of people have been to an EASA before, but we are also very glad to welcome a lot of new people from all over Europe! For them, and the people that forgot due to too much alcohol consumption or architecture, we have a number of tips on how to survive EASA, only to come back again next year:
The cherry of our introduction would be a huge, massive thanx to the organizers for making this happen, for being ready and on time (for now), for having beautiful smiles on- all the time and for just being.
PHRASE OF THE DAY
- Do you have a real toilet here, not a hole in the ground? - Avete un wc vero qua, non un buco in terra?
Tips: Take care of yourselves and of the people
- UK passport of Bhavika Mistry - Black Marinekko bag with passport, of Eero Alho (Finland) - Black ipod shuffle, hugo from france - Giulia. But if you find her, don‘t bring her back...
...AND FOUND - black rayban case - cigarette filters - one rupurut table (?)
all lost and found can be brought to the Info Point, and tell umbrella as well.
WEATHER
fucking hot. take off your clothes, put on your sun block and go baking out there. And it will be this way the rest of the week, but beware: it does cool down quite a lot in the evenings here...
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