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We’ve all comfort-eaten our way through the last year, and the good Father is no exception! So, how is he shifting the pounds?
D
During lockdown
seem to come to the same conclusions,
only when they get a complaint from a
everyone who is
but everyone’s eyes have been opened
customer - which has resulted in them
normally in the
in some way to the importance of diet
putting on weight. Others have only been
office has been on at
and nutrition.
eating when a customer gets a perfect
least one diet after
My current diet involves doing
delivery - and those people have been
piling on the pounds whilst working
away with all carbohydrates and
from home. I’ve been over-indulging in
eating only meat and nuts and prunes
the communion wine and wafers and, as
- I’ve added the prunes myself for fear
logistics, warehousing, IT, HR, security
a result, the rope around my cassock has
of getting constipated like last time, and
and catering has been trying to
reached breaking point. Even my
having to field questions from everyone
convince everyone that they should
sandals were coming apart at the seams!
about whether or not I’ve been to the
lose the pounds by following her
So I’ve been listening to everyone, and
toilet. So far, it is going well, and I
cabbage soup diet. She’s been on it
taking advice; it’s been a real learning
have lost a few pounds and have begun
since the start of lockdown and,
experience to discover what people in
to feel a bit more like my old, pre-
although she no longer has any
the office do to keep themselves healthy
lockdown self.
friends, she doesn’t mind because
and lose some weight. During our weekly Zoom calls the
The ideas have been coming thick and fast! Some of the staff have been trying
losing loads of weight. Mrs O’ Reilly, who looks after our
the pubs haven’t been open anyway. Hopefully, things are getting back
subject always turns to diets, and how
an intermittent eating regime where they
to normal now, and we won’t be able
many biscuits it’s okay to eat daily, and
only eat at certain times, and then have a
to focus so much on diets and things,
how many calories are in a crate of wine.
break for a few hours. Some have taken
but at least - I hope - we’ve all been
Arguments ensue, and people never
this even further and have started to eat
able to learn something.
[46] JUNE 2021
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