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ADVENTUEES IN WONDEELAND.
ALICE'S
ADVENTURES
ALICE'S
IN
WONDERLAND.
LEWIS CARROLL.
WITH FORTY-TWO ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOHN TENNIEL.
MA
C
M
I
L LA
N
AND
CO.
1806.
[The Right vf Trnnslation and Rcprnduclion
is
Reserved.]
!
All in the golden afternoon Full leisurely
For both our
By
little
While
little
we
oars,
glide
with
arms are
;
little
skill,
plied,
hands make vain pretence
Our wanderings
Ah, cruel Three
!
to guide.
In such an hour.
Beneath such dreamy weather.
To beg To
a tale of breath too
stir
weak
the tiniest feather
Yet what can one poor voice
avail
Against three tongues together
1
—
—
!
Imperious Prima flashes forth
Her
edict
"to hegin
it"
In gentler tone Secimda hopes " There will he nonsense in
it
Tertia interrupts the tale
While
Xot more than once
Anon,
to
a minute.
sudden silence won,
In fancy they pursue
The dream-child moving through
a land
Of wonders wild and new, In friendly chat with bird or beast
And
And
it
wells of fancy dry,
fnintly strove that Aveary one
To put the subject "
true.
ever, as the story drained
The
And
half believe
The
rest
next
The happy
by,
— time
"
voices cry.
" It
Thus grew the Thus
tale of
slowly, one
Its (|uamt events
And now
Beneath the
Alice
!
And Lay
it
:
one,
were hammered out-
the tale
And home we
by
Wonderland
steer,
is
done,
a merry crew,
setting'
sun.
a childish story take,
with a gentle hand
where Childhood's dreams
are
twined
In Memory's mystic band, Like pilgrim's wither'd wreath of flowers Pluck'd in a
far-off land.
CONTENTS. PAGE I.
II.
DOWN
TIIK
HAlilJIT-IIOLE
1
.
....
THE POOL OF TEARS
III.
A CAUCUS-RACE AN1> A LONG TALE
IV.
THE RABBIT SENDS
V.
VI.
VIL
VIII.
IX.
X.
XL XII.
ADVICE PIG
ERO:\I
AND
IN
A LITTLE BIT
A CATERPILLAR
PKPl'Ell
A MAD TEA- PARTY
.
.... ....
15
29 41
59 G7 95
THE C^UEEN's CROQUET-GROUND
112
THE MOCK- turtle's STORY
130
THE lobst[:r quadrille AVHO stole THE TARTS ALICE'S EVIDENCE
I
.
.
.
.
....
U7 162 176
CHAPTEE DOWN THE
Alice sitting
was
nothing to do the
pictures
or
sister :
book her
EABBIT-HOLE.
beginning
by her
I.
to
very
get
tired
of
on the bank, and of having
once or twice she had peeped into sister
was reading, but
conversations
in
it,
"
and
it
had no
what
is
DOWN THE
2
use
the
thought
book,"
a
of
Alice,
"without
pictures or conversations ?"
So
was considering
she
(as
well
her
feel
she
as
could,
very sleepy and
making
of
pleasure
whether the
stupid,)
daisy-chain
a
made
hot day
the
for
own mind,
her
in
would
be
worth the trouble of getting up and picking the
when suddenly a white
daisies,
by
eyes ran close
was
There that
of
way
the
"Oh
she
curred
to
this,
natural
;)
and
feet, for
hear
Oh
so
remarkable
very so
it
very
the Eabbit
dear!
thought
over
it
much
say to
out
itself,
be too late!"
shall
I
in
afterwards,
oc-
it
that she ought to have wondered
her
but
at
the
time
it
seemed quite
all
but when the Eabbit actually took a
watch out of it,
nothing
to
dear!
(when
at
her.
nor did Alice think
;
rabbit with pink
its
then it
waistcoat-pocket,
hurried
on,
Alice
flashed across her
and looked started
mind
to
at
her
that she had
never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or
a
watch
to
take out
of
it,
and.
RABBIT-HOLE.
with curiosity, she ran across the
]jurning after
it,
down
a
and was just laro^e
it,
never
she
was
in
time
to
see
field
pop
it
rabbit-hole under the hedo;e.
moment down went
In another
The
3
once
considering
how
Alice
world
the
in
after
to get out again.
rabbit -hole
went
on
straight
a
like
tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly
down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself
down what seemed
falling
to be a very
deep well. Either
the well was very
deep,
or
she
fell
very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she
went down to look about
what was going to
down
look
coming
to
to,
but
happen next.
and
make
that
they were
and book-shelves
:
filled
wonder
what she was
to see anything
then she looked at the sides of noticed
to
First, she tried
out
was too dark
it
and
her,
the
with
well,
and
cupboards
here and there she saw
and pictures hung upon pegs.
:
maps
She took down
DOWN THE
4
a jar from one of the shelves as she passed
was to
OEANGE MARMALADE,"
"
labelled
her great disappointment
not like
did
drop the jar for fear of
to
somebody underneath,
managed
so
one of the cupboards as she
"Well!" such
a
me
at
thing about
house
!
as
stairs
home it,
How
!
Why,
!
even
I
if
I've
to
an end
fallen
by
but she
:
killing-
into
it
it.
herself,
"after
nothing of
think
brave
they'll
all
wouldn't say anyoff the
top of the
likely true.)
Would
Down, dowUj down. come
I
fell
(Which was very
"
to
shall
I
put
to
past
fell
Alice
this,
down
tumbling think
thought
fall
was empty
it
it
;
the
fall
never
"I wonder how many miles
!
this
time'?"
she
said
aloud.
"I
must be getting somewhere near the centre of the
earth.
Let
me
thousand miles down, Alice
see I
:
would be four
that
— think
"
(for,
had learnt several things of
her lessons
in
the
schoolroom, and
was not a venj good opportunity
for
this
you sort
see,
in
thou oh this
showing
off
hor knowlerlgp. as there was no one to listen to
RABBIT-HOLE. her, "
—
was good
it
still
5
practice
say
to
—but then
about the right distance
yes, that's
I
wonder what Latitude or Longitude
to
?
had
(Alice
"
Latitude
was,
not
the
got
I've
what
idea
slightest
Longitude
or
over)
it
but
either,
she
thought they were nice grand words to say.) Presently I
shall fall right
seem
it'll
pathies,
no
ivas
sound
through the earth
— think
one at
wonder
How
!
heads downwards
their
I
" I
again.
if
funny
come out among the people that
to
walk with
began
she
was rather glad there
(she
"
the
time,
this
listening,
all
The Anti-
!
right
word)
'^
as
didn't
it
—but
shall
I
have to ask them what the name of the country is,
you
know.
Please,
Zealand or Australia as she spoke
through
the
manage shell to
it ?)
think
ask
:
—fancy me
perhaps
somewhere."
curtseying as
you
And what an for I
New
this
is
(and she tried to curtsey
Do
air!
"
V
Ma'am,
asking shall
!
you're falling
think
you
could
ignorant
little
No,
never do
see
it'll it
written
girl
up
!
DOWN THE
6
There was nothing
Down, down, down. do, so Alice soon
me
miss
to-night, " I
cat.)
no
mice
might catch a
of way,
"Do
to
she
as
didn't
to
dear
There
!
you
but
afraid,
that's very like a mouse,
cats
eat
herself,
cats eat bats?
and sometimes, "Do
bats
bats,
wonder?"
I
a
Do
cats eat bats?"
cats?"
either
much matter which way was dozing
off,
dreamy
in
eat
answer
couldn't
that she
felt
"
here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and
went on saying
see,
my
Dinah,
Tm
air,
and
bat,
But do
you know.
And
the
in
Dinah 11
hope they'll remember
you were down here with me
Avish
else to
should think
T
her saucer of milk at tea-time.
are
"
began talking again.
much
very
(Dinah was the
I
!
sort
you
for,
question,
she put
it
She
it.
and had just begun
dream that she was walking hand in hand
with
earnestly,
"
you ever
eat
thump
and
Dinah,
!
and dry
was
Now, Dinah, a
down leaves,
bat?"
she
saying
to
me
the
tell
when
truth
suddenly,
fall
was
over.
:
did
thump!
came upon a heap of
and the
very
her
sticks
RABBIT-HOLE. Alice
was not a
on to her but
it
all
and she jumped up
bit hurt,
moment
:
dark overhead
;
a
in
feet
was
7
looked
she
up,
her was
before
another long passage, and the White Eabbit was
a
down
in sight, hurrying
still
moment
to be lost
There was not
it.
away went
:
Alice like the
wind, and was just in time to hear it
"
turned a corner,
how
Oh my
close
behind
it
she turned the corner, but the Eabbit was
when
no longer to be seen
low
long,
:
There were doors were
all
locked
;
all
found herself in a
she
which was
hall,
lamps hanging from the
lit
up by a row of
roof.
round the
hall,
but they
and when Alice had been
way down one
the
say, as
and whiskers,
ears
She was
late it's getting!"
it
side
and up the
every door, she walked sadly
down
all
other, trying
the
middle,
wondering how she was ever to get out again.
Suddenly she came upon a table, all
on idea
it
made
of solid glass
;
little
there
three-legged
was nothing
but a tiny golden key, and Alice's
was that
this
might belong
to
first
one of the
!
DOWN THE doors
of
were too at
any
the
hall
large,
rate
it
or
;
but,
the
would
alos
the
either
!
locks
key was too small, but not
ojDen
any of them.
However, on the second time round, she came
upon
low
a
curtain she
had
not noticed before,
and
be-
hind
it
was
a
a1)0ut
fifteen
niches
high
she
tried
key
and
to her great delight
Alice opened the door and into
a
rat-hole
passage
How
small she
:
into
she
passage,
knelt the
not
it
fitted
larger
down and looked
loveliest
the
the
in
found that
much
:
golden
little
lock,
door
little
led
it
than
a
along the
garden you ever saw.
longed to get out of that dark
hall,
and wander about among those beds of bright
RABBIT-HOLE.
and those
flowers
not even "
and
even
head
my
if
my
use without
through
the
would
go
head
thought poor Alice, "
only
many
see,
so
out-of-the-way things had happened lately, Alice
that
I
could,
I
you
For,
to begin."
little
wish
I
think
I
!
;
through/'
how
Oh,
shoulders.
knew how
doorway
would be of very
it
could shut up like a telescope if I
but she could
fountains,
cool
her
get
9
had begun to think
very few
that
things indeed were really impossible.
There seemed to be no use the half or
went back
she
the
to
table,
hoping she might find another key on
any rate
at
people up a
so
door,
little
by
waiting
in
little
here
a
of
telescopes
like
on
bottle
before,"
book
it,
said
("
:
rules
this
"DRINK
Alice,)
ME,"
shutting
time she found
which certainly was not
and
neck of the bottle was a paper
words
for
it,
tied
round
label,
the the
Avith
beautifully printed
on
it
in large letters. It
was
the wise
all
little
very well to say " Drink me," but Alice
was not c
goinpr
to
do
that
DOWN THE
JO
ill
ii
"No,
liuny.
whether
see
marked not
;
'
first/'
"and
she said,
'poison' or
read
several
little
stories
children
look
it's
had
for she
"
I'll
nice
about
had
wdio
got burnt, and eaten
up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things,
all
because
they ivould not re-
member rules
the simple
their
friends
had taught them will
burn you
that
if
a
knife,
you it
you
hold
your
if
marked "poison,"
it
finger
usually bleeds
forgotten that,
;
too
long
it
is
;
and
very deeply with
and she
had never
you drink much from a
with you, sooner or
However,
as,
if
cut
that a red-hot poker
such
:
bottle
almost certain to disagree
later.
this bottle
was not marked "poison,"
"
RABBIT-HOLE.
ventured
Alice
SO
very
nice,
flavour
of
turkey,
tofl'ee,
l)e
What
a
fact,
of
sort
it
mixed roast
pine-a]3ple,
and hot buttered it
finding
she very
toast,)
off.
!"
a curious feeling
said Alice
'' ;
must
I
shutting up like a telescope."
And ten
so
the for
size
was
it
inches
at
thouo:ht
indeed
and
high,
this
further ;
" for
herself,
candle.
And
she
her
First,
I
she
:
it
was now only
she face
up
l)rightened
was now
she
that
few minutes to see
any
:
going through the
lovely garden.
to
and
it,
custard,
clierry-tart,
soon finished
"
in
liad,
(it
taste
to
11
the
ris^ht
door into that
little
however, she waited for a if
felt
she was a
oroinsf to o o
shrink
nervous
about
little
might end, you know," said Alic^
" in
my
going out altogether, like a
wonder what tried
to
I
should be like then
fancy what
candle looks like after the
the
candle
is
flame
blown
of
?
a
out,
DOWN THE
1-2
eould
she
for
remember ever having seen
not
such a thing. a
After
more
nothing
that
finding
while,
happened, she decided on going into the garden at once to
the
but, alas for poor Alice
;
the table for
reach
it
forgotten
when
went back
slippery
with
and
and she
the
she
the
poor
the
trying,
to
quite plainly through
her best
tried
of
legs
it
up
was
too
herself
out
it
tired
thing
little
climb
to
Imt
table,
and when she had
;
the
she found she could not possibly
she could see
:
glass,
one of
it,
she got
found she had
golden key, and
little
the
she
door,
when
!
down
sat
cried. "
Come,
said Alice
you
to
leave
herself
very
seldom
very
herself
her
this
off
;
so
sharply
minute
good
followed
into her eyes to I30X
herself, rather
to
gave
scolded
no use in crying
there's
!
severely
;
that
" !
"I advise
She generally
"
advice,
it,)
like
(though
she
and sometimes she as
to
bring
tears
and once she remembered trying
own
ears for
having cheated herself
"
K ABB IT-HOLE. in
game
a
for
herself,
was playing against
croquet she
of
curious
this
13
was very fond of
child
" But
pretending to be two people.
now," thought poor people to
Why,
I
make one
fell
was lying under the in
words
"EAT ME"
it
a
it
"Well,
if
it
garden, and
herself,
ate "
eat
;
a
was
so
little
Which way
growing,
to find that she sure,
eats
this
is
it,
and
which
the
I
bit, ?
and
smaller,
get into the
I'll
" !
and said anxiously
which way
was
?
;
can creep
I
which happens
she
if
can reach the key
way
either
"and
said Alice,
hand on the top of her head to it
box that
glass
she opened
:
it,"
larger,
don't care
I
little
were beautifully marked in
makes me grow
under the door
She
table
I'll
makes me grow
and
on a
left
!
very small cake, on
found
me
hardly enough of
respectable person
Soon her eye
currants.
"to pretend to be two
Alice,
there's
no use
it's
"
feel
holding her
which way
quite
remained the same
to
surprised
size
:
to
be
what generally happens when one
cake, but
Alice had
got so
much
into the
U
DOWN THE
way
of
expecting
nothing
things to haj^pen, that
stupid for
So she
life
set
off the cake.
to go
PvABBiT-HOLE.
it
but
out -of- the -way
seemed quite
dull
and
on in the common way.
to work,
and very soon finished
CHAPTER
11.
THE POOL OF "
CuEiousER
V
curiouser
was
(she
and
cried Alice
so mucli sur-
that
prised,
moment got
TEARS.
for
the
she quite for-
how
to speak
English)
;
"
good
now I'm
opening out like the largest telescope
ever was feet
!
"
feet,
!
Good-bye,
(for
w^hen she
down
looked
that
at
her
they seemed to
be almost out of sight,
they were getting so far off). little
" Oh,
my poor
I
wonder
feet,
!
THE POOL
16
who
put on your shoes aud stockings for
Avill
you now, dears
be a great deal too
shall self
about you
you can Alice,
want
;
go
me
Let
!
far off to trouble
must be kind
I
"or perhaps they to
shan't be able
I
!
my-
you must manage the best way
:
—but
/
I'm sure
?
Avon't
see
I'll
:
to them," thought
walk the way
T
them a new
give
pair of boots every Christmas."
And
she went on planning to herself
would manage she thought presents
to
;
it.
"
They must go by the
and how funny
"
one's
own
feet
it'll
how
carrier,"
seem, sending
And how odd
!
she
directions will look
the
'
Alices Right Foot, Usq.
Hearthrug, near the Fender, (ivith Alice's love.)
Oh
dear,
what nonsense I'm talking
Just at this roof of the hall
moment :
" !
her head struck against the
in fact she
was now rather more
than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little
golden key and hurried
off to the
garden door.
OF TEARS.
Poor Alice lying
was
It
!
on one
doAvii
much
as
side,
" a
Alice,
this,)
to be
great
:
you
tell
I
was a large pool
all
!
in
the
might well
way
in this
!
Stop
But she went on
"
of tears, until
round
all
there
her, about four inclies
deep and reaching half down the she heard
After a time
yourself," said
you," (she
like
girl
the same, shedding gallons
feet
down and
she sat
ashamed of
"to go on crying
moment,
this
into
to cry again.
"You ought say
through
but to get through
;
was more hopeless than ever began
as she could do,
look
to
garden with one eye
the
17
a
hall.
pattering of
little
and she hastily dried her
distance,
eyes to see what was coming.
It
was the White
Rabbit returning, splendidly dressed, with a pair of
white
fan
Oh
be felt
other
the
in
hurry,
great "
kid gloves in
!
:
he
one hand and a large
came
trotting along in
muttering to himself
the Duchess, the Duchess
savage
if
I
ve
kept
so desperate that she
D
her
!
he came,
as
Oh
won t
!
waiting
was ready
a
!
"
she
Alice
to ask help
THE POOL
18
of any one
;
so,
when
tlie
Eabbit came near her,
she began, in a low, timid voice, "If you please, sir
"
the white
away
The Rabbit
started
kid gloves
and the
into the
violently, fan,
dropped
and skurried
darkness as hard as he could go.
!
OF TEARS.
19
Alice took up the fan and gloves, and, as the hall
the
was very
hot,
time
went on
How
she
kept fanning herself
she
queer everything
talking
was I
I
almost think
But
different.
question
I if
Who
is.
the great puzzle
the
all
!
as
me
Let
up
this
if
think
morning
:
?
can remember feeling a
little
I'm
next
not the
And
"
I
to
the
Ah, that
'?
's
she began thinking over
knew, that
she
herself,
same,
am
in the world
children
same age
got
I
yester-
wonder
I
?
all
dear
Dear,
And
!
as usual.
in the night
same when
the
:
to-day
is
day things went on just
Ive been changed
*'
see
were
she
if
the
of
could have
been changed for any of them. '^I'm sure
I'm not Ada," she
Mabel, for
oh
!
she, all
to
she
know
I
know.
sorts
all
knows such a very
and I'm is!
and I'm sure
all;
I'll
I,
try
Let
and
—oh
I
know
if
me
see
:
of little
dear, all
"for her
and mine doesn't
hair goes in such long ringlets,
go in ringlets at
said,
things, !
and
Besides,
how
be
can't
I
she,
shes
puzzling
it
the things I used
four times five
is
twelve,
— THE POOL
20
and four seven
is
times six
— oh
at that rate
the capital
and
Eome, certain
try
crossed
saying
I
!
shall
I
times
never get to twenty
However, the Multiplication Table
!
and
of Paris,
Eome
London
try Geography.
let's
:
—
Pciris
that
no,
wrong,
all
's
'
Hoiv doth
hands
lessons,
on
and began
voice sounded hoarse
the little
her lap
and
as
for
—'" it,
and she
Improve
and the words
strange,
And On
"
the little crocodile Iris
shining
tail,
2^our the v:aters of the Site every golden sccde
!
Hoir cheerfully he seems
to
Hoio neatly spreads his
And
welcomes
little fishes
were
but her
did not come the same as they used to do
" Hoi'j doth
I'm
Mabel
she
if
repeat
to
is
the capital of
is
must have been changed
and say her
and four
thirteen,
is
dear!
doesn't signify
I'll
!
grin, elavjs,
in
With gently smiling jaws/"
:
"
;
OF TEARS.
"I'm
those
sure
and
poky
little
play
with,
learn if
Come up
and then,
up
if
:
body
ever
!
if
not,
else'
I I
'11
— but,
sudden burst of
As hands,
all
said
and was
I
'
stay
down
me
Tell
here
oh dear!" " I
tears,
I
!
cried
so
sayings
look
uj>
that
first,
I'll
come
'm
somewith
Alice,
do wish
am
I
till
it
they
a
would
very tired of
!
this
she
surprised
while she was talking. she thought.
only
being that person,
put on one of the Eabbit's
that ?"
to
be no
It'll
down and
shall
then?
I
like
alone here
she
lessons
here!
!
dear
put their heads down being
many
so
down
stay
'Who am
say,
that
in
live
made up my mind about
I'll
again,
after
have next to no toys to
putting their heads
their
and
oh
I 've
I'm Mabel,
use '
and
with tears
filled
go and
to
house, and
No,
!
have
shall
I
words,"
right
"I must be Mabel
again as she went on, all,
not the
are
and her eyes
poor Alice,
said
21
looked to
see
little
I
must
that
at
her
she
had
white kid gloves
''How can "
down
Ije
I
have done
growing small
THE POOL
22
up and went
She got
again."
measure herself by
and found
it,
the
to
table
as nearly
that,
was now about two
as she could guess, she
and was going on shrinking rapidly
high,
soon found out that
to
feet
she
:
cause of this was the
the
fan she was holding, and she dropped
hastily,
it
away
just in time to save herself from shrinking altogether. "
That
narrow escape
a
loas
!
a
said Alice,
"
good deal frightened at the sudden change, but very glad to find herself
still
now
and
garden
the
for
back to the
speed
1
key was lying on the things
are
child,
"for
never!
As in
she
and
with
all
alas
but,
:
;
the
!
golden
little
glass table as before, "
worse than
ever,"
thought the
and poor
never was so small as this before,
T
And
I
declare
it's
these
said
too bad, that
words her
another moment, splash
her chin in she
door
little
ran
she
door was shut again, and the
little
and
"
"
in existence
salt
water.
had somehow
fallen
Her into
!
it
foot
she
is!''
slipped,
was up
first
idea
the
sea,
to
was that ''
and
in
OF TEARS.
that
case
back by railway/'
can go
I
23
had been
slie
said
the seaside once
to
herself.
(Alice
in
her
and had come to the general con-
life,
clusion, that
coast in
with
wherever you go to on the English
you find
the
sea,
a
number
bathing machines
of
some children digging
wooden
houses,
to
and
However, she
then
a
row
behind
them
a
railway
soon
made out
spades,
that
of
lodging
was
when
in
she
feet high.
"I wish as she
sand
station.)
she
the pool of tears which she had wept
was nine
the
in
swam
T
hadn't cried so
much!"
about, trying to find her
said Alice,
way
out.
— THE POOL
24
" I
be punished for
shall
being drowned in
my own
a queer thing, to be sure is
now,
it
tears
That will be
!
However, everything
!
queer to-day."
then
Just
nearer to
thought but
something
way
little
make out what
was
it
at
:
small
now, and she soon made out that
mouse that had slipped "
Would
Alice,
so
be
it
" to speak
out-of-the-way
very likely
it
to
can
do you
know
the
was only
now," thought
?
Everything
:
at
any
So she began
way
:
there's
"0
Mouse,
out of this pool
thought this must be
speaking to a mouse
:
a thing before, but she in
her
brother's
Latin
is
rate,
very tired of swimming about here, (Alice
was
here, that I should think
talk
no harm in trying."
use,
mouse
this
down
it
she
in like herself.
any
of
she
first
hippopotamus,
or
remembered how
she
splashing
and she swam
off,
must be a walrus
it
then
heard
she
about in the pool a
a
by
suppose,
I
she
the
'?
I
am
Mouse!"*
right
way
of
had never done such
remembered having seen
Grammar,
''
A
mouse
"
OF TEARS.
mouse
of a
—
mouse
to a
Mouse looked
Tlie
seemed
her
to
—a
25
mouse
—
mouse
at her rather inquisitively,
wink with one
to
of
its
")
I
and little
eyes, but it said nothing.
" Perhaps
thought Alice
;
understand
doesn't
it
" I
daresay
it's
English,"
a French mouse,
come over with William the Conqueror." with
her knowledge of history, Alice had no
all
how
very clear notion
?
which was
"
out
all
of
the
the
first
and
Avater,
had
"Oil
est
ma
sentence
in
her
:
seemed to quiver
" Oh, I beg your pardon
over with fright.
afraid that
cried Alice hastily,
anything
ago
The Mouse gave a sudden
French lesson-book. leap
long
So she began again
happened.) chatte
(For,
poor animal's feelings.
"
I
!
she had hurt the
quite forgot
you
didn't
like cats."
"
Not
like cats
passionate voice.
were
me
" !
"
cried the Mouse, in a shrill,
Would you
tone
cats
if
you
?
" Well, perhaps not," ing
like
"
:
" don't
be
said Alice in
angry about
E
it.
a
sooth-
And
yet
THE POOL
2(5
I
I
Avisli
show
could
think you'd take
our
a fancy to
She
only see her.
you
is
cats
if
such a dear
in
nicely
by the
the
ing her face to nurse
ing mice again,
oh, I
for
all. over,
she
this
and she
and
licking
fire,
— and
— and
"
pool,
she 's
is
she
I
thing,"
swam
lazily
purring
sits
:
you could
cjuiet
Alice went on, half to herself, as she
about
Dinah
cat
her paws and
so
wash-
such a nice soft thing
such a capital one for catch-
beg your pardon
time felt
the
!
"
cried Alice
Mouse was
certain
it
bristling
must be
really
"
OF TEARS. "
offended.
won't talk about her any more
you'd rather not."
if
"
would
down
me ''
name again
wont indeed
I
change
to
Are you
— are
!
"There
you fond
should
like
eyed
terrier,
curly
brown
you hair
you throw them, and its
member farmer, it's
all
and
dinner,
half
you
you
sorts
all
them
of
know,
rats
sorrowful
and
it'll
sit
tone.
*'
I'm
:
— and
long
fetch things
when
!
"
afraid
!
up and beg
it
!
bright-
such
things
of
dear
The
"
little
oh
and he says
— oh
?
dogs
A
!
worth a hundred pounds the
great
went on eagerly
with
it'll
a
dog near our house
little
And
!
/
conversation.
of
— of— of
know,
if
Don t
!
in
Alice,
so Alice
show
to
As
!
subject
such a nice
is
''
tail.
Our family always
!
said
"
the
Mouse did not answer,
his
vulgar things
low,
nasty,
:
hear the
hurry
I
end of
to the
who was
Mouse,
the
cried
!
talk on such a subject
hated cats let
"
We, indeed
tremblino'
"
We
27
—I
can't
belongs it's
He
for
to
a
useful,
so
says
re-
it
kills
cried
Alice
I've
offended
in
a it
"!
THE POOL OF TEARS.
28
again
!
from her as hard as quite a
commotion
So she called
Do come back or
cats
When
the
pale
quite it
dogs
softly
either,
slowly
said in a low,
to the shore,
and
you'll
and
doo's.''
It
getting
after
it
"
:
Mouse dear
you don't
if
heard
this,
back
face
was
thought),
and
its
:
Alice
was high time
tell
I'll
why to
go,
crowded with
mals that had fallen into
it
it
:
"
is
Let
my
you I
us
get
history,
hate
cats
the
pool
was
birds
and
ani-
for
the
!
round
turned
trembling voice,
and then
them
like
it
her
to
passion,
understand
quite
and making
go,
and we won't talk about
again,
(with
could
it
away
in the pool as it went.
Mouse
swam
and
swimming
For the Mouse was
"
there were a
Duck
and a Dodo, a Loiy and an Eaglet, and several other curious creatures.
the whole party
swam
Alice led the way, to the shore.
and
CHAPTER
III.
A CAUCUS-EACE AND A LONG TALE.
They were
indeed a queer-looking party
assembled on the bank feathers, the animals
to
them,
and
all
— the
tliat
birds with dragoied
with their fur clinging close
dripping wet,
cross,
and un-
comfortable.
The
first
dry again
:
question of course was,
how
to get
they had a consultation about
this,
!
A CAUCUS-RACE
30
and
Alice
to
few minutes
after a
them,
as
Indeed,
to
find
if
she
the Lory,
who
only say, "
I
Alice-
how
old
'•
allow,
with-
was, and
as the
Lory
it
was no
there
age,
its
tell
down the
down,
Sit
fixed on
it,
bad cold
if
for
of
and
you,
large
!
ring,
kept her
Alice
listen
called to
They
''
all
me sat
Mouse
with the eyes
a
anxiously
she felt sure she would catch a
she did not get dry very soon.
"Ahem!"
William
a
in
middle.
know.
all
be
to
among them,
make you dry enough
at once,
air, " are
who seemed
some authority
of
I'll soon
*
and must know
would not
Mouse,
the
last
person
I
with
to be said.
At
in
life.
turned sulky, and would
this
to
her
all
argument
long
a
older than you,
refused
positively
out,
quite
am
out knowing
more
had known them
at last
and
better;^'
seemed quite natural
talking familiarly with
herself
had
she
it
you
said the all
ready
Silence the
all
Mouse with an important ?
This round,
Conipieror,
is
the driest thing if
whose
you
please
cause
was
— AND A LONG TALE. favoured by
by
the
much accustomed
been of late
Edwin
conquest.
Ugh
" I
!
your
" I
Mercia
pardon
said the
'Edwin and
and even
Eound
tvhat ?
"
Found
it/'
"
" I
Mouse.
the
the
declared
— advisable
earls
for
of
him
archbishop
of
''
'
said the Duck.
know what 'it'
replied rather crossly '
it
'
:
means."
means well enough, when
Duck
:
The question
worm.
the archbishoj) find
1
hastily.
patriotic
a thing," said the or a
Mouse,
Did you speak
said
Mouse
the
"I know what
a frog
"
:
Morcar,
the
it
"
find
of
earls
the
said
"
Lory
and
Stigand,
Canterbury, found
/
the
!
Northumbria,
" of course you
usurpation and
to
'
thought you did,"
proceed.
and had
leaders,
"
frowning, but very politely
"Not I!"
to
the Lory, with a shiver.
" said
beg
suLmitted
Morcar,
— Northumbria-
Mercia and "
and
;
81
soon
who wanted
EDglisli,
tlie
was
pope,
"
" it is,
's
generally
what did
" ?
The Mouse did not
notice this
question,
but
"
"'
A CAUCUS-RACE
32
hurriedly went on, "'
— found
advisable to go
it
with Edg;ar Athelino- to meet William and
him
the crown.
But the insolence of
moderate.
How
William's conduct at
you getting on now,
are
tinued, turning to Alice as
As wet
*^
tone
" it
:
" In
that
adjourn,
its
seem
and,
what
And
the
smile
:
"
in
move
immediate
meaniuo-
the 's
more,
I
"
"
it
con-
that
those
solemnly,
meeting
the
adoption
half
of
of
more
''
don
I
long;
down
was going
!
head to hide a
its
l)ird3 tittered
to
t
words,
don't believe you do either
some of the other I
at all."
said the Eaglet.
Eaglet bent
What
?
Dodo
the
— remedies !
me
to dry
" I
feet,
" Speak English
know
dear
—
spoke.
it
said
case,"
the
for
energetic
Avas
as ever," said Alice in a melancholy
doesn't
to
rising
first
Normans
his
my
offer
say,"
audibly.
said the
Dodo
an offended tone, "was, that the best thing
to get us "
that
dry would be a Caucus-race."
What she
is
a
Caucus-race
wanted much
to
?
"
said
Alice
;
not
know, but the Dodo
AND A LONG had paused as
no
33
thought that somebody ought
if it
and
speak,
to
TALE.
one
else
seemed inclined
to
way
to
say anything.
"Why," explain
will tell
(And
it."
as
best
you might
marked out a
it
("the
of circle,
and then
T
it.)
race-course, in a sort
shape doesn't matter,"
exact
it
party were placed along
the
all
like
some winter day,
yourself,
you how the Dodo managed
First
said,)
do
thing
the
try
to
to
is
it
"the
Dodo,
the
said
the course, here and there.
There was no " One
two, three, and
away," but they began running
when they
and
that over.
liked,
was not easy
it
crowded round has
This
without a
when they
know when
liked, so
the race
was
and were quite dry again, the Dodo
so,
suddenly called out,
who
to
off
However, when they had been running half
an hour or
all
left
won
it,
is
over " and they !
panting, and asking,
"
But
?
great
long time
The race
"
question a
"
the
Dodo
deal of
not
thought, and
with one finger F
could
pressed
it
answer sat for
upon
its
A CAUCUS-RACE
34
see
position
(the
forehead,
Shakespeare,
in
the
you
which
in
pictures
Dodo
At
last the
'^Everybody has won, and
all
must have
is
to
give
the
while
of him,)
the rest waited in silence.
"But who
usually
prizes
?
said,
prizes."
quite
"
a
chorus of voices asked. "
ing
Why, to
she, of course," said the
Alice
with
one
finger
;
Dodo, point-
and
the
whole
party at once crowded round her, calling out in a confused way, " Prizes
!
Prizes
" !
Alice had no idea what to do, and in despair she put her hand in her pocket, and pulled out a box of comfits, (luckily the salt water had not
got into
and handed them round
it,)
There was exactly one "
But
she
must
as prizes.
a-piece, all round.
have
a
prize
you
herself,
know," said the Mouse. "
"
Of
What
went
course," the else
Dodo
replied
very gravely.
have you got in your pocket
on, turning to iVlice.
" Only a thimble," said Alice sadly.
"Hand
it
over here," said the Dodo.
?
"
he
AND A
Then
tliey
thimble
We
;
"
the
thimble,
beg your acceptance of this elegant
and, Avlien
speech, they
80
crowded round her once more,
Dodo solemnly presented
while the saying, "
all
T.OXO TALE.
all
it
cheered.
had
finished
this
short
C
;
A CAUCUS-RACE
3r>
thought the whole thing very absurd,
Alice
but they dare
looked
all
laugh
to
;
and
so
grave that she
as
she
not
did
could not think of
anything to say, she simply bowed, and took the thimble, looking as solemn as she could.
The next thing was caused
some
eat the comfits
to
and confusion,
noise
the
as
this
:
large
birds complained that they could not taste theirs,
and the small ones choked and had on the back.
down
they sat
Mouse "
However,
to
again
You promised
to "
Alice,
and D," she added it
Mine
is
ring,
and
and begged the
a long
tell
me
and why
your history, you it
you hate
is
—
in a whisper, half afraid that
would be offended "
a
at last,
them something more.
tell
know," said
was over
it
in
to be patted
again.
and a sad
!
tale
"
said
the
Mouse, turning to Alice, and sighing. " It
looking "
is
a
long
tail,
certainly,"
down with wonder
But why do you
puzzling about
it
call it
sad
said
Alice,
at the Mouse's tail
V
And
while the Mouse
she kept on
was speaking,
:
AND A LONG TALE. SO
37
that her idea of the tale was something like
this
:
"
Fury
said to
a mouse, That he met in the house, Let us both go to law '
:
/ will prosecute you.
—
Come,
I'll
take no denial
;
We
must have a trial
For really this
morning I've
nothing to do.' Said the
mouse
to
the our,
Such a
'
trial,
dear
sir,
With no jury or ju(»ee,
would be wasting our breath.' •
I'll
judge. be
I'll
Said
cunning old
Fnry
r
;
try
II
the whole cause,
and condemn ynii
be
"
!
•'^
:
A CAUCUS-RACE "
You
" I
!
not
are
attenclincf
"What
to Alice, severely.
"
";
" "
said
"
are
Mouse
the
you thinking of?"
beg your pardon," said Alice very humbly
you had got "I
to the fifth bend, I think " cried
had not
?
Mouse, sharply and
the
very angrily. "
A
knot
" said Alice,
!
and looking anxiously about
herself useful,
"Oh, do "
let
me
Mouse,
getting
me by
insult
" I
nothing of
the
up and walking
mean
it
"
The Mouse only growled come
Alice called in
chorus,
"Yes,
only
shook
little
quicker.
"What
its
a
and
;
please
the Lory, as soon as
it it
"
You
!
poor
you know
finish
the
Alice. !
do!"
wouldn't
your story
others
head impatiently,
pity
the
in reply.
back, and
after it
said
away.
pleaded
!
" But you're so easily offended,
" Please
sort,"
talking such nonsense
didn't
her.
help to undo it!"
do
shall
I
always ready to make
but
all
the
!
joined
Mouse
and walked a
stay!"
sighed
was quite out of sight
"
AND A LONG
"
TALE.
39
and an old Crab took the opportunity of saying her
to
daughter,
"Ah,
my
you
never
to
a lesson "
to
Hold your tongue, Ma!"
a
snappishly.
little
"
re
temper
yoin^
lose
!
the young Crab,
said
You
Let this be
dear!
enough
try the
to
patience of an oyster \" " I
do
!
wish
Alice
said
"
had our Dinah
I
"
particular.
She
"And who Alice
ready cat.
Dinah,
is
ask the question
?
talk
And
she
mice,
you
could
sec
her
think
among off
at
the
pet
birds
caused
party.
once
:
was
she
for
to
always
"Dinah's
:
And
!
after the
speech
!
might venture
I
oh,
one
itself
up
very
must
be
getting
a
Some old
our
home;
wish you she
the
sensation
birds
began
remarking, the
eat
it
remarkable of
'11
!
Magpie
carefully,
I
Why,
!
a little bird as soon as look at
This
back
it
in
"
such a capital one for catching
can t her
if
eagerly,
about 's
nobody
I
the Lory.
" said
replied
to
soon fetch
know
I
addressing
aloud, 'd
here,
hurried
wrapping " I
night-air
really
doesn't
"
A CAU0U8-KACE AND A LONG TALE.
40
my
suit
!
throat
and a Canary
"
trembling voice to dears
It's
!
various
high time you were
they
pretexts
was soon " I
I
like her,
a
wonder
moved
On
" !
and Alice
off,
if
I
"
melancholy tone.
down
the best cat in the world I
in bed
all
mentioned Dinah
hadn't
herself in
seems to
all
Come away, my
left alone.
wish
said to
children,
its
out in a
called ''
here, !
ever
shall
my
she
"
Nobody
and I'm sure
Oh, see
!
she's
dear Dinah
more
you any
!
!
And
here poor Alice began to cry again, for she
felt
very
while,
and
lonely
however,
she
low-spirited.
again heard a
ing of footsteps in the
up
eagerly,
changed finish his
his
half
hoping
mind, and
story.
distance,
that
was
In
a
little
little
patter-
and she looked the
Mouse had
coming
back
to
CHAPTER
IV.
THE EABBIT SENDS IN A LITTLE
back
again,
went, as it
if it
muttering
Duchess
ferrets
them, it
had
lost
to
wonder was
?
"
The
dear paws get
"
Duchess
I
as
of white kid gloves,
for
the
fan
The
!
and
fur
sure
as
have dropped
Alice guessed in a
looking
it
and she heard
executed,
Where can
!
moment
and the pair
and she very good-naturedly
began hunting about
nowhere to be seen
me
;
about as
Oh my
!
slowly
trotting
anxiously
something
itself,
She'll
are ferrets I
Eabbit,
and looking
Oh my
!
whiskers!
that
White
was the
It
BILL.
for
them,
—everything
but
they were
seemed
to
have
THE
42
IIABBIT .SENDS
swim
changed since her great
with
hall,
the
in
and
table
glass
and
poolj
tlie
the
the little
had vanished completely.
door,
Very soon the Eabbit noticed went hunting about, and
as
Alices
out to
called
she
her in
an angry tone, "Why, Mary Ann, what are you doing out here
me
fetch
a pair
now
!
she
ran off
And
moment, and
this
gloves and a
of
much
Alice was so
fan
explain
Quick,
I
frightened that
once in the direction
at
without trying to
to, it
"
Run home
?
pointed
it
mistake that
the
had made. "
He
to herself
when he take
as
him
little
for
out fan
his
As
"How
who
am
I
and gloves
she said
house,
housemaid,"
his
she ran.
finds
find them."
neat
me
took
on the
bright brass plate with the
engraved upon
it.
ing,
and
hurried
she
should
meet
said
surprised he'll be
But
!
— that
this,
she
she
is,
I'd
better
if I
can
came upon a
door of which was a
name
"
W. RABBIT
"
She went in without knockupstairs,
the
real
in
great
Marv Ann,
fear
and
lest
be
turned
out
of
TN
A LITTLE
the
house
BILL.
before
4?,
she
found
liad
the fan and gloves. "
How
queer
it
seems," Alice
"to be going messages Dinah '11
And
:
minute,
nurse
this
mouse-hole
till
that
the
a
think," in
By a tidy
and on
for
But
1
went
Alice
the house
this
it
three pairs of
if
Coming
to
watch
Only
out.'
see
don't
I
let
Dinah
ordering
people
they'd
began
it
!
had found
way
her
table in
the
into
window,
she had hoped) a fan and two tiny
white kid pair
just going to leave the little
di-
'
' !
got
I've
here
"
up the fan and a
upon a
Come
!
" !
of thins^ that
sort
" that
on,
room with a
(as
suppose
I
!
Dinah comes back, and
time she
little
to herself,
messages next o
your walk
mouse doesn't get
about like that
glass.
on
Miss Alice
'* *
and get ready
rectly,
stop
me
she began fancying the
would happen
in
a rabbit
for
sending o
be
said
bottle
gloves
of the
room,
:
gloves,
she
or
took
and was
when her eye
fell
that stood near the looking-
There was no label
this
time
with the
U
THE RABBIT SENDS
words
"DEINK ME,"
corked
and
it
something
put
but nevertheless she un-
interesting
sure
is
said to herself,
"whenever
thing;
just
I
so
I'll
do hope
little
had
what
quite
large
again, for
such
before
:
she found
ceiling,
and had
had
she
drunk
the
Alas
door
much !
it
—
I
do
—As
it
wish
to
too
late
down on
minute there was she
tried
the
can't
get
drunk
hadn't
I
hope
I
1
was
kneel
—
I
is,
l:)ottle,
" to
wish that
went on growing, and growing, had
the
stoop to save her neck from
to
grow any more
quite so
tiny
her head pressing against the
saying to herself, "That's quite enough
at
half
She hastily put doAvn the
being broken.
out
a
and much sooner than she
so indeed,
expected
shan't
does.
!
bottle,
I
any-
bottle
being
of
tired
drink
or
this
she
"
thino;
It did
see
know
happen/'
to eat
I
" I
lips.
make me grow
it'll
I'm
really
her
to
it
the
not even
effect
of
She
and very soon
floor
room
lying
!
:
in
for
another this,
and
down with one
"
IN
elbow
A LITTLE
the
against
ing,
and,
a
as
and
door,
cnrled round her head.
BILL.
Still
arm
other
the
she went on grow-
she
resource,
last
45
put
one arm
out of the window, and one foot up the chimney,
and said
to
herself,
whatever hajDpens.
"
Now
What
Luckily for Alice, the
now had still
it
seemed
its
full
effect,
I
ivill
little
can do no more,
become of me magic
be
no
sort
had
and she grew no larger
was very uncomfortable, to
bottle
1
of
chance
and
as
of her
:
there
ever
—
!
!!
THE IMBBIT SENDS
46
out
getting felt
of
room
the
unhappy.
was much pleasanter
" It
"
poor Alice, larger
down
when
one wasn't
rabbits.
that
I
rabbit-hole
— and
you know,
wonder
can
what
used to read
I
yet— and
this
have
sort
in
fairy-tales,
the middle of one
book
a
written
And when
I
grow up,
least there's
"But get
but then I
then,"
thought
one
way
— always you
now
here I
ought
there
one
— but
"shall
Alice,
to be
?
here.'*
never
I
That '11 be a
an old
woman
to have lessons to learn
foolish
I'm
in a sorrowful tone, " at
am now
—never
shouldn't like that " Oh,
I
I
!
me
to
no room to grow up any more
any older than
comfort,
life
it's
fancied that
I
that
write
I'll
grown up now," she added
of
—
There ought to be
!
me,
about
yet
happened
kind of thing never happened, and
am
growing
always
almost wish I hadn't gfone
rather curious,
When
home," thought
at
and smaller, and being ordered about by
mice and
do
no woncler she
again,
!
Oh,
"
Alice
" !
she
answered her-
"
A LITTLE
IN "
self.
How
room
any lesson-books
And
47
can you learn lessons in here
there's hardly for
BILL.
for you,
and no room
Why, at all
!
went
so she
'i
on, taking first one side
and
then the other, and making quite a conversation of
altogether
it
but
;
after
few minutes she
a
heard a voice outside, and stopped to "
Mary Ann
me my
" fetch
a
little
knew
it
Mary Ann
!
pattering
of
''
feet
on
and she trembled
!
voice,
Then came
stairs.
Alice
to look for her,
she shook the house, quite
till
she
that
forgetting
"
the
was the Eabbit coming
the
said
moment
gloves this
listen.
!
was now
about a
thousand
times as large as the Rabbit, and had no reason to be afraid of
Presently
and
tried
inwards, against
heard
it
to
the
open
and it,
it.
Eabbit came up to the door, it
but as the door opened
;
elbow
Alice's
that
say to
was
attempt proved a
"Then
itself,
I'll
pressed failure.
hard Alice
go round and
get in at the window." "
That you won't
!
"
thought Alice, and, after
— THE KABBIT «ENDS
48
waitinof
till
under
just
she
flmciecl
the
windo\y
heard
she she
the
Eabbit
suddenly
spread
her
out
made
and
hand,
a snatch in the
She did not get
air.
hold of anything, but she
heard
and
shriek ;
little
a
fall,
and a crash of broken she
,
a
glass,
from which
concluded
that
it
was just possible
it
had
fallen into
a
cucumber - frame, or something of the
Next came an angry voice
"Pat! voice
Pat!
"
had never
she
I'm here
for
angrily.
out of this
are
And
you
heard
Eabbit's
"
before,
then
!
"
apples,
" Here
!
indeed
a
Sure then
Digging for apples, yer honour
!
Digging
Eabbit
Where
—the
sort.
" !
!
"
Come and
(Sounds of more broken
said helj)
glass.)
the
me
"
IN
"Now
A
I.ITTLK BILL.
49
me, Pat, what's that in the whi-
tell
dow?" " Sure,
nounced "
that size
you goose
arm,
Why,
%
"Sure,
(He pro-
!
''arrum.")
it
An
"
an arm, yer honour
it's
it
ever saw one
window
the whole
fills
does, yer
it
Who
!
honour: but
it's
" !
an arm
for all that."
"Well,
got no business there, at any rate:
it's
go and take
away
it
" !
There was a long silence after only hear whispers
could
" Sure,
as, !
all
"
"
last [she
don't like
I
Do
as I
tell
spread out
another snatch in the
two
little
"What
glass.
there
must be
they'll
window, don't
shrieks,
a "
!
do next I
want
I
it,
now and
then
yer honour, at "
you, you coward
her hand air.
number
all,
at
and
at
of
of
broken
cucumber
frames
sounds
for pulling
" I
wonder what
me
only wish they could!
H
such
and made
again,
thought Alice.
to stay in here
!
;
This time there were
and more
As
and Alice
this,
out
Vm
any longer
!
of the
sure
/
— —
— THE RABBIT SENDS
•"in
She waited
at
:
words
"
:
came
hxst
talking toQ:ether
voices all
Where's
fetch
!
corner
this
here,
it
—No,
tie
hold of this rope
'em together
first
!
below It
"
was
I
Bill,
the
master
the chimney
"Oh! ney,
they
has
he
be
says
—they don't do well
they'll
I
—Here, roof
Bill
bear
?
coming down
— Who's
catch
!
— Mind Heads
!
got
do
it
you've
?
the
That
1
go down
to
that
down
to go
Yoit
I
I
'em up at
" Now, who did
shan't
Bill's
— Why,
—Here,
to
go down
down
the chim-
got
" !
so
seem
wouldn't
it's
fancy
?
!
Bill!
— Oh
the
loud crash)
—Nay, / won't, then —
chimney I
(a
!
—Will
?
the
got the other
put
— Oh,
that loose slate
ladder
—Here,
lad
be particular
don't
;
of
made out
Bill's
;
reach half high enough yet
enough
hearing
rumbling
a
she
:
other
the
hadn't to bring but one Bill
without
time
and the sound of a good many
cart-wheels,
little
some
for
more
anything
—
:
Bill's 1
"
to in
got to come Alice
said
put
to
herself.
everything
upon
place
a
Bill's
for
" Bill
Why, !
good deal
I
— IN
A LITTLE
fireplace
this
be sure
to I
51
BILL.
is
but
;
narrow, thinh
I
''
can kick a
!
little
She drew her foot as far
down
the chimney as
she could, and waited she heard a
what
animal
little
guess
couldn't
(she
till
of
sort it was) scratch-
ing 'and scrambling about
chimney
in the
her
close
above
then, saying to
:
'^This
self,
Bill,"
is
liei*-
she
gave one sharp kick, and waited to see
happen
The
chorus
'r
!
"
hat would
next.
thing
first
was
heard
Bill
a\
of
a
she
general
" Ther:e
goes
then the Eabbit's
voice alone
''
Catch him,
you by the hedge
" !
then
"
THE KABBIT SENDS
52
and then another confusion of voices
silence,
" Hold up his head
him— How to
you
("That's
know
was
it,
—Brandy
Bill,"
thought Alice,)
I goes like
"
So you
"
We
me
"Well,
you
tell
a sky-rocket !
—
and Alice
she could, "If you do,
I'll
now
—but
I
all
know
!
" said the others.
must burn the house down ;
hardly
I
a Jack-in-tlie-l)ox,
like
did, old fellow
voice
Kabbit's
squeaking voice,
I'm better
;
I'm a deal too flustered to
something comes at
AVhat happened
feeble,
more, thank ye
choke
it
a
little
—Don't
!
came
— No
and up
now
fellow?
old
Tell us all about
?
Last
is,
—
"
!
"
said the
called out as loud as set
Dinah
at
you!"
There was a dead silence instantly, and Alice thought to next roof
If
!
ofl*."
herself,
slic
wonder what they
will do
they had any sense, they'd take the After a minute
moving about say,
" I
again, and
or
two,
they began
Alice heard the Eabbit
"A barrowful will do, to begin with." "A barrowful of tuhat?" thought Ali('e; liad
not lono^ to doubt, for the next
but
moment
IN A LITTLE BILL.
a shower of
pebbles came rattling in at the
little
window, and some of them "I'll
j)ut
hit her in the face.
a stop to this," she said to herself, and
"You'd
shouted out,
better not do that again!"
which produced another dead Alice
all
on the
turning into
I
eat
;
and
as
must make me
the
cakes as they
little
into
one of these cakes," she
can't possibly
it
that
make some change
thought, "it's sure to size
surprise
and a bright idea came
floor,
"If
her head.
silence.
some
with
noticed
pebbles were lay
53
make me
in
my
larger, it
smaller, I suppose."
So she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted directly.
find
to
As soon
she
as
and found quite a crowd of
Bill,
waiting
was
in the
guinea-pigs,
of a bottle.
They
moment
appeared
she
little
middle, being
who were
giving
held it
;
l)ut
slie
animals and little
Lizard,
up by two
something out
made a rush
all
to
out of the house,
The poor
outside.
shrinking
was small enough
get through the door, she ran
l)irds
began
she
that
at Alice the
rnn off ns liard
"
THE KABBIT SEN D8
51
as
she
and soon found herself
could,
a
in
safe
thick wood.
''The to
herself,
" is
to
garden. It
she wandered
as
grow
second thing I
I've got to do," said Alice
thing
first
my
to is
right
about in the wood, size
my way
to find
l3est
plan."
sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and
culty was,
it
;
not
;
the only
difii-
smallest
idea
the
and while she was peering
among
anxiously
bark just
had
that she
to set about
about
and the
;
into that lovely
think that will be the
very neatly and simply arranged
how
again
the
over her head
trees,
a
little
made her
sharp
look up in
a great hurry.
An
enormous puppy was looking down
at her
with large round eyes, and feebly stretching out one paw, trying to touch her. said Alice, in a coaxing tone, to whistle to all
the time
it
at
;
up
little
and she
thing
I
tried hard
but she was terribly frightened the
hungry, in which case eat her
" Poor
thought that it
it
would be very
in spite of all her coaxing.
might be likely to
IN A LITTLE BILL.
Hardly knowing wliat she a
little
puppy air
l3it
;
off
of
stick,
55
did, she
and held
it
picked up
out
to
the
whereupon the puppy jumped into the all
its
feet
at
once,
with
a
yelp
of
;
THE
56
delight,
and rushed
lieve to
worry
great
thistle,
over;
and
it
keep
stick,
and made be-
dodged behind a
Alice herself
moment
the
get hold
very
from being
run
on
the
at
the
appeared
she
puppy made another rush
horse,
of
it
:
then Alice, thinking
and expecting every moment
pled under the
its
feet,
the
all
way
ing out of
series of
running a very
each time and a long
a good
was
it
off,
its
cart-
be tram-
to
ran round the thistle again
puppy began a
at the stick,
hoarsely
hurry
its
having a game of play with a
like
then
the
and tumbled head over heels in
stick,
to
at
then
;
to
other side, the
JJABBTT 8END8
while,
way till
little
l)ack,
at
panting, with
mouth, and
its
last its
short charges
way
forwards
and barking it
down
sat
tongue hang-
great
eyes
half
shut.
This seemed to Alice a good opportunity for
making her ran
and
till till
escape, so
she
she was quite tired
set
off
at once,
and out of
and
breath,
the puppy's bark sounded quite faint in
the distance.
"
A LITTLE
IN
And
*'
said
yet Avhat a dear
"I
:
do
—
question
The
the
is,
what
thing
that
or
me
Let I
other
but
;
under it
it,
see
She
that
—how
the
great
the
at
what
?
and
flowers
of grass, but she could not see any-
looked
thing
the right
like
growing
as herself
and on both
;
There was a
near
sides of
she
her,
about
the
herself
it,
and behind
it,
might as well look
what was on the top stretched
eat
to
and when she had looked
occurred to her that
and
see
was,
certainly
round her
all
mushroom
same height
size
ought to eat
suppose
or drink under the circumstances. large
to
?
question
great
blades
I
?
" !
tricks
it
nearly forgotten
I 'd
!
managed
looked
Alice
dear
something
drink
or
a buttercup
been the right
I'd only
if
was
it
with one of the
herself
grow up again!
to
to be
it
if
Oh
!
got
I've is
it
puppy
little
should have liked teaching
very much, to
r>7
against
leant
and fanned
rest herself,
leaves
she
as
Alice,
BILL.
up
of
it.
on
tiptoe,
and
peeped over the edge of the mushroom, and her I
58
eyes
THE
immediately
caterpillar,
arms
P.ABBIT SENDS IN
met
that was
folded, quietly
A LITTLE
those
sitting
of
a
BILL.
large
blue
on the top with
its
smoking a long hookah, and
taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything
else.
CHAPTER
V.
ADVICE FKOM A CATERPILLAR.
The other
Caterpillar
for
Caterpillar
and
some time
in
Alice
silence
took the hookah
and addressed her
looked
out
at
:
of
its
at last
each the
mouth,
in a languid, sleepy voice.
I
ADVICE FROM A
60
"Who
youf'' said the Caterpilkr.
are
This was not an
Alice replied, rather
conversation.
know,
hardly
know who but
I
encouraging opening for a
think
present
at
when
ivas
I
just
sir,
I
up
got
" I
shyly,
—
least
at
I
morning,
this
must have been changed
I
—
several
times since then." "
What do you mean by
Alice,
I'm
can't explain myself, *'
?
said
"
" Explain yourself
Caterpillar sternly.
"I
that
the
" !
afraid, sir," said
because I'm not myself, you see."
" I don't see," said the Caterpillar.
"I'm
afraid
can't
I
very politely,
Alice
replied
stand
it
many
different sizes in a
" It
myself
" Well, perhaps
chrysalis
day
— you
is
it
clearly,"
can't
under-
and being so
;
very confusing."
will
you have
some
day,
then after that into a butterfly, you'll feel
I
you haven't found
" but Avhen
;
"for
begin with
to
more
it
said the Caterpillar.
isn't,"
said Alice
put
a
little
queer, won't
to
it
so yet,"
turn into a
you know I
— and
should think
you T'
CATERPILLAE. "
Not
61
a bit," said the Caterpillar.
" Well, perhaps your feelings said Alice
"
;
I
all
know
is,
may
be different,"
would
it
feel
very
queer to meJ'
You
'*
"
Who
" !
said the Caterpillar contemptuously. "
are you ?
Which brought them back giuning of the conversation. irritated
at
the
making such very
me
tell
said,
vvho
said the Caterpillar.
Here was another puzzling question Alice could
the
little
first.''
"Why?"
as
a
felt
"I think you ought to
very gravely, are,
Alice
be-
the
and she drew herself up and
short remarks,
you
Caterpillar's
again to
and, as
;
not think of any good reason, and
Caterpillar
seemed to be
in
a
very un-
pleasant state of mind, she turned away. ''
Come back
^'I've
!
"
the Caterpillar called after her.
something important to say!"
This sounded promising, certainly
and came back "
:
Alice turned
ag-ain.
Keep your temper,"
said the Caterpillar.
—
"
ADVICE FKOM A
62
" Is
that
all
?
said
"
as well as ansfer o
tier
thought
Alice
mioiit
it
but at
hookah
out
of
well
as
and
do,
unfolded
it
mouth
its
perhaps
away
puffed
it
afraid I
remember things
am,
again,
as
I
and
said,
used
remember
''
So
?
— and things
ivliai
the
"
"I
can't
I
don't
keej:)
the same size for ten minutes together " Can't
hearinsr.
said Alice;
sir,"
after
took
arms,
its
as
w^ithout speak-
you think you're changed, do you
"I'm
wait,
worth
her somethino;
tell
last
might to
else
For some minutes ing,
she could.
she
had nothing
all
down
No," said the Caterpillar.
^'
she
swallowing
Alice,
" !
"
said
the
'How
doth
the
'?
Caterpillar.
"Well, little
busy
I've hee,'
tried
but
to it
say all
!
came
different
Alice replied in a very melancholy voice. *'
Eepeat
'
You are
old,
Father
TVilliam/
said the Caterpillar.
Alice folded her hands, and began
:
"'
; "
CATERPILLAR,
"
You are
old,
63
Father William,'' the young
''And your hair has hecome very
And
yet you. incessantly stand
Do
''
In
you
my "
/
tliiuh,
youtli''
feared
But now
that
it
is
right
Father William replied
I^m
Why, I do
it
it
the hrain
inrfectly sure
again and
I
—
?
to his son, ;
have none,
ecgain."
said,
v-hite
on your head
at your age,
might inpire
man
;
ADVICE FROM A
64
"
You
are old" said the youth, " as I mentioned hefore^
And
have grovm most uncommonhj fat
—
Yet you turned a hack-somersaidt in at the door
Pray, mhnt
"
In
my
yoitth','
/
kept all
"
By
is
of
thntV
said the sage, as he shook his grey
my
the use of this
A llow me
the reason
to
limhs very supple
ointment sell
—
you a
0')U
shilling the box "
cou2:>le ?
—
loehs,
CATEEPILLAR.
"
You
arc
old,''
said the youth, "
65
and your jaws
arc too
weak
For anytliing tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the hones Pj-ay,
"In my
the
Has
do
to
said his father,
"J
argued each case with
my
youth'!''
And And
how did you manage
muscidar strength, 'which lasted the rest of .
my K
it
lifer
and
the leak
itV
took to the law.
wife ;
gave
to
m,y jaw,
—
ADVICE FROM A
fifi
"
Yop
That your
eye
Yet you balanced
What wade
"I
" one ironhJ
said the youth;
art' old,'"
vas
an yon.
eel
so
a.s
hardly supjpose
steady as ever;
on the end of your nose au-fidlii
rlrrer
V
have answered three questions, and that
Said
Do you Be
his father ;
think of, or
I can I'll
"
dont
rjive
listen all
kick you
day
is
enough''
yourself airs to
—
!
such stuff
dovm stairs!"
'i^
CATERPILLAR. "
That
is
''Not
not said right," said the Caterpillar.
quite
" It is
Tm
right,
"some
timidly;
said
afraid,"
Alice,
of the words have got altered."
wrong from beginning
to end," said the
and there was
decidedly,
Caterpillar
6/
silence
for
some minutes.
The "
Caterpillar
What
replied
felt
said
is
to
"
asked.
it
size,"
Alice
she
the Caterpillar.
nothing
:
all
she
had never been so
her
life
before,
and she
was losing her temper.
Are you content now
?
" Well, I should like to if
as
?
one doesn't like changing
said
contradicted in
that "
;
]3articular
" only
dont know,"
Alice
much
speak.
to
you know."
so often, " I
first
do you want to be
size
"Oh, I'm not hastily
was the
" said
be a
you wouldn't mind," said Alice
the Caterpillar. little :
larger,
" three
sir,
inches
such a Avretched height to be." " It
a very good height indeed
is
Caterpillar
spoke
(it
angrily,
rearing
itself
was exactly three inches
'^ !
said the
upright high).
as
it
ADVICE FROM A
68
"
But
I
Alice in
not
used
piteous
a " I
herself,
'm
wish
to
!
And
tone.
the
"
it
pleaded
thought to
she
wouldn't
creatures
"You'll get used to Caterpillar
;
and
put
it
in
it
the
mouth and began smoking
to speak
said
the
hookah
into
its
again.
took the hookah out of
off the
as
if
mouth and yawned
its
Then
down
mushroom, and crawled away into the
grass,
you grow
"
chose
got
merely remarking as
what
it
In a minute or two the Cater-
again.
once or twice, and shook
"
so
time,"
This time Alice waited patiently until
grow
be
offended."
easily
pillar
ipoor
taller,
it
itself.
"
went,
One
and the other
it
side will
make
make you
side will
shorter."
One ? "
side
of
thouoht Alice to o
Of the mushroom," had asked
she
moment
it
Alice
mushroom
The
ivhat ?
was out
it
of
a
side
of
herself.
said the Caterpillar, just
aloud
;
and
in
another
sio-ht.
remained looking for
other
minute,
thoughtfully trying
to
at
make
the
out
CATERPILLAR.
which were the two round,
perfectly
arms round
"
it
off a bit
And
at
as
herself,
and nibbled a
to try
the
she
her foot
would
which
is
little
?
time to
be
she set to
work
Her
bit.
she
as
lost,
and
said
to
of the right-hand bit
open her mouth
chin
managed
to
;
felt
moment it
;
she
felt
a
had struck
was
there
but she
swallow a
this vej.y
there
that
was no
was shrinking rapidly;
at once
against her foot, that
bit.
her
I
sudden change, but she
other
go,
she
"
She was a good deal frightened by
so
was
difficult
stretched
blow underneath her chin
violent
very
it
edge with each hand.
the next
:
and, as
;
they
as
which
effect
last
far
of the
noAV
it
found this a
she
However,
question.
broke
sides of
69
to
eat
some of the
pressed
so
closely
was hardly room to did
morsel
it
at last,
of the
and
left-hand
ADVICE FROM A
^'
my
" Come,
head's
in
a tone
in
another moment,
could
when
see
mense
when
nowhere
were
length
"
said Alice
!
to
she
found
be
found
her
all
she
:
an im-
seemed
which
neck,
that
was
looked down,
she
of
at last
which changed into alarm
of delight,
shoulders
free
to
rise
like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay
far
below "
"
her.
What can
And where
my
all
have
poor hands,
my
how
shoulders got to
is
it
was moving them about seemed to
?
that green stuff be
follow,
"
said Alice.
?
you
I can't see
as she spoke, but
except a
little
And
oh,
"
She
?
no result
shaking
among
the distant green leaves.
As
there seemed to be no chance
of getting
her hands up to her head, she tried to get her
head down that her
to
them, and Avas delighted
to
find
neck would bend about easily in any
She had just succeeded
direction, like a serpent.
in curving
it
down
was going
to
dive
into in
a graceful
among
the
zigzag,
leaves,
and
which
she found to be nothing but the tops of the trees
!
OATEEriLLAR.
under which she had been
had flown
large pigeon
" Serpent
!
"
" Serpent,
I
when hurry
a
:
a a
and was
wings.
its
screamed the Pigeon.
not a serpent
"Let me alone
in
her face,
into
beating her violently with
m
wandering,
made her draw back
sharp hiss
"I
71
I
said Alice indignantly.
"
" !
!
say again
repeated the Pigeon,
''
but in a more subdued tone, and added with a
"I've tried every way, and nothing
kind of sob,
seems to suit them
"I haven't the
" !
least idea
what you're talking
about," said Alice.
"I've tried the roots of
trees,
and
I've
tried
banks, and I've tried hedges," the Pigeon went on,
without attending to her There's no pleasing Alice
till
"As
them
was no
those
serpents
" !
was more and more
thought there
more
" but
;
use
in
puzzled,
but she
saying
anything
the Pigeon had finished. if
it
wasn't
trouble
the eggs," said the Pigeon
;
"
enough but
I
hatching
must be on
"
ADVICE FROM A
72
the look-out
had
haven't
I
weeks
night and day
for serpents
a
wink
of
Why,
!
these
sleep
"I'm very
sorry you've been annoyed/' said
who was beginning
Alice,
meaning.
see its
to
''And just as I'd taken the highest
.
wood,"
the
continued
voice to a shriek,
should
I
be
Serpent
Pigeon,
the
''and just
them
of
free
needs come wriggling
as
raising
its
they must
last,
down from
in
was thinking
I
at
tree
the sky
Ugh,
!
" ! ,
"But I'm I
three
!
m
a
"
Well
not a serpent, I I
!
m
tell
you
!
"
said Alice.
a
Whctt are you
" said
?
the Pigeon.
" I
can see you're trying to invent something!" " I
— I'm
doubtfully,
a as
little
she
said
girl,"
remembered
Alice,
rather
number
the
of
changes she had gone through that day. "
a
A
tone
"
likely story indeed
of the
good many
deepest
little
girls in
!
said the Pigeon in
contempt.
my
with such a neck as that
!
"I've
seen a
time, but never one
No, no
!
You 're
a
"
"
CATERPILLAR. serpent
pose
and there's no use denying
;
you'll
eggs,
that you
never
said
Alice,
certainly,"
a very truthful child
quite
eggs
eat
next
sup-
I
it.
!
have tasted
who was
me
be telling
tasted an egg " I
73
much
as
" but little
;
as
serpents
girls
you
do,
know.'^ " I
don 't believe
it,"
they do, Avhy then that's all I
they're
kind
new
silent for a
looking for eggs,
what little
does
" It hastily
it
happens
know
matter
"but I'm ;
and
don't like ''Well,
sulky
I
to
tone,
I
if
them be as
off, it
adding,
that well
if
serpent,
she
"You're
enough
me whether
and
;
you're
a
?
matters a good deal to ;
but
minute or two, which gave
or a serpent
girl
of
"
idea to Alice, that
Pigeon the opportunity of
the
I
a
;
can say."
This was such a
was quite
said the Pigeon
not looking for was, I
said Alice
me,'^
shouldn't
eggs,
as
it
want yours
:
raw."
then!" said the settled
doAvn
Pigeon in
again
into
a its
ADVICE FROM A
74
nest.
well
she
as
a
while
she
held the pieces
remembered
mushroom
of
work very
she set to
and
taller
had succeeded
now
that
it.
she
still
and
hands,
nibbling
at
first
and growing some-
sometimes bringing
in
getting
untwist
in her
carefully,
one and then at the other, times
and
stop
to
kept
and every
branches,
the
had
neck
her
for
she
then
After
could,
among
entangled
and
crouched down among the trees as
Alice
shorter,
down
herself
she
until
to her
usual height. It
near at
was the
first
so long since
right
but
;
got
minutes, and began " Come,
Fm
what
another size
:
all
!
tlie
beautiful
wonder
?"
these
As
my
to
However,
garden
to
I
— how
!
from
Ve
got
is
that
said this,
I
she
!
usual.
How
'm never sure minute
one
get to
to
my
right
into
that
back to to
is,
as
done now
few
a
in
it
herself,
plan
be,
thing
she
used
strange
quite
felt
it
changes are
going
next
had been anything
talking to
half
there's
puzzling
that
size,
she
she
be
done,
I
came suddenly
CATERPILLAR.
upon an open
feet high.
four
"
Alice, size
place,
it'll
why,
:
wits " i
I
with a
"Whoever
75
house in
little
lives
there,"
it
about
thought
never do to come upon them should fiighten
So she began nibbling
them out at the
of
this
their
right-hand
bit again,
and did not venture to go near the
house
till
she had brought herself
inches
liiofh.
down
to
nine
H APT E
C
the
minute or two she stood looking at
a
house,
and
suddenly
Avhen
wondering
footman
a
wood
ning out of the
be a footman because wise, judging
called
him a
with
his
by
fish)
;
had powdered heads.
She
was
about,
to
list^?-*
face
It
him
considered
only,
she
next,
came run-
livery
in
— (she
do
to
to
other-
:
would have
rapped loudly at the door
was
opened
with a round
by
face,
another
and
laro-e
and both footmen, Alice noticed,
hair
felt
^^hat
he was in livery
— and
livery,
eyes like a frog
wood
his
knuckles.
footman in
all
VI.
AND PEPPER.
PIG
For
R
that
curled
very curious to
and crept a
little
all
over
their
know what way
out of
it tlie
pk;
and pepper.
The Fisli-Footman under as
arm
his
himself,
other,
and
saying,
Duchess.
An
a
in
liegan
great this
a
invitation
by producing from
hotter,
he
77
nearly
handed
solemn
tone,
as
over "
large
to
the
For
the
from the Queen to play
AND PEPPER.
PIG
/8
croquet."
The Frog-Footman
same solemn
tone,
words a
little,
the
the
in
changing the order
only "
repeated,
From
An
the Queen.
of
invi-
tation for the Duchess to play croquet."
Then they both bowed
and
their
curls
entans^led too^ether.
o^ot
Alice laughed to
low,
run
back
hearing her
so
into
much
wood
the
that she had
at this,
fear
for
of
their
and when she next peeped out the
;
Fish-Footman was gone, and the other was
sitting
on the ground near the door, staring stupidly up into the sky.
went
Alice
timidly
up
to
door,
and
knockino;,"
said
tlie
knocked. ''There's
no "'
the Footman,
because
you are a
noise
Fm ;
on
inside,
And
certainl}'
noise
going on
sneezing,
and that
and
for
same
the
secondly,
use in
of
sort
two
side
because
reasons.
of
they're
the
First,
door as
making
sucli
no one could possibly hear you." there
within
everv
most extraordinary
im.s
a
—a
constant
now
and
howling and then
a
great
"
AND PEPPER.
PIG
dish or kettle had been broken to
as if a
crash,
79
pieces. ''Please, then," said Alice,
" There
to her, "
if
we had
instance,
if
you were
and
I
could
let
up
into
looking
and
speaking, "
civil.
to
you
this
" his
;
the time
all
thought
Alice
answer questions.
— How
at
am
any I
it,"
she
nearly
he
rate
to
was
he
un-
decidedly
help
can't
eyes are so very
But
of his
He was
you know."
sky
For
us.
you might knock,
inside,
head.
top
attending
door between
out,
the
without
on,
the
But perhaps he
herself
get in?"
I to
might be some sense in your knock-
Footman went
the
ing,"
"how am
get
said
the
at
might
in ?"
she
repeated, aloud. " I shall sit here,"
the
— to-morrow —
Footman remarked,
"
till
;
At opened,
this
and a large
straight nose,
his trees
moment
at
the
the plate
door
behind him.
house
the
came skimming
Footman s head
and broke
of
:
it
to pieces against
just
out,
grazed
one of the
"
AND TEPPER.
riG
80
"
or next day, in
tinuecl
same
tlie
maybe," the Footman eonexactly
tone,
as
if
nothing
had happened. "
in
How am
get in
to
I
'?
asked Alice again,
"
a louder tone.
"Are you
" That's the first question,
man.
no doubt
It was,
be told
so.
enough
to
only Alice did
:
all
Foot-
you know." not like to
"It's really dreadful," she
"the way
to herself,
said the
get in at all?"
to
muttered
the creatures argue.
drive one crazy
The Footman seemed
It's
!
to
think this
a
good
opportunity for repeating his remark, with varia" I shall
tions.
for
sit
here,"
he
said,
" on and
ofi*,
days and days."
"But what am / "
Anything you
to
like,"
do?"
said Alice.
said the
Footman, and
began whistling. " Oh, there's no use in talking to him," said
Alice desperately
:
"he's perfectly idiotic!"
she opened the door and
The
door
led
right
went into
And
in.
a
large
kitchen.
TLG
wHcli was other stool
:
full
AND PEPPER.
of
in
the
middle,
which seemed
soup
smoke from one end
to
the
the Duchess was sitting on a three-legged
was leaning over the
*'
ยง1
There's Alice
nursing a baby; the
cook
stirring a large cauldron
fire,
to be full of soup.
certainly too
said
to
much pepper
herself,
could for sneezing.
M
as
well
in as
that
she
—
"
AND PEPPER.
PIG
82
There was certainly
Even
air.
and
the
;
too
Duchess
as for the baby,
much
of
sneezed
occasionally
was sneezing and howl-
it
ing alternately without a
was
did not
that
were the cook, and a large
sitting
The
moment's pause.
only two creatures in the kitchen sneeze,
the
in
it
which
cat
on the hearth and grinning from ear
to ear. " Please
tell
me," said
was good manners
your cat grins
why.
that's
She violence
the
that
Alice
Duchess, " and
grin."
didn't ;
word with
last
moment
went on again
grinned
why
Pig I"
quite
that
baby, and not to her,
I
'^
?
like that
said
in another
a
whether
for her to speak first,
" It's a Cheshire cat," said the
"
Alice,
timidly, for she Avas not quite sure
little it
would you
it
so
jumped
;
such
sudden
but she saw
was addressed
to
the
she took courage, and
:
know
in fact,
that
I didn't
Cheshire
know
cats
always
that cats could
;
PIG
"They
AND PEPPER.
"and
Duchess;
the
said
can/'
all
83
most of 'em do/' "I don't know of any that do," very
feeling
politely,
quite pleased
Alice said
have got
to
into a conversation.
" "
You
and
know much/'
don't
that's a fact."
did not
Alice
remark,
and
at
it
tone
would be
to
fix
of soup
cauldron
the
subject
other
While she was trying the
like
all
thought
some
introduce
took
Duchess
said the
of
of
this
well
as
to
conversation.
on one, the cook
off
the
fire,
and at
once set to work throwing everything within her reach
at
irons
came
pans,
plates,
notice of
first
it
baby
—the
fire-
then followed a shower of sauce-
;
and
dishes.
The Duchess took no
them even when they
baby was howling quite
and the
Duchess
the
so
much
impossible to say
hit her
and the
;
already, that
it
was
whether the blows hurt
or not.
"Oh, please mind what you're doing!" Alice,
jumping
up
and
down
in
an
cried
agony of
"Oh, there goes
terror. rai
AND PEPPER.
PIG
84
his precz'oz^b- nose!"
unusually large saucepan flew close by
very nearly carried ''If
it
it,
as
and
ofll
everybody minded their
own
business/'
the Duchess said in a hoarse growl,
"the world
would go round a deal
faster
does."
"Which would
be
Alice,
who
felt
You
it
ofi"
" Just
knowleds^e.
would make with the day twenty-four
see the earth takes
hours to turn round on "
an advantage/' said
of her
little
think what work !
it
very glad to get an opportunity
of showing: off a
and night
not
than
its
"
axis
Talking of axes," said the Duchess,
"
chop
her head!" Alice glanced rather anxiously at the cook, to
meant
see if she
was busily
to take
the hint
stirring the soup,
and seemed not
be listening, so she went on again hours, I
think;
or
is
it
twelve?
"Oh, don't bother me," never could abide figures
!
"
but the cook
;
:
" Twenty-four I
"
said the Duchess;
And
to
"I
with that she
began nursing her child again, singing a
sort of
— PIG lullaby to
it
—
AND PEPPER.
Speak roughly
to
85
and giving
as slie did so,
shake at the end of every line
"
•
your
a violent
it
:
little
hoy.
And heat Jmn when he sneezes: He only does it to annoy, Because he knows
it
teasesJ'
Chorus. (In
which the cook and the baby joined) " Woiv !
wow !
iDow !
:
"
While the Duchess sang the second verse of the song, she kept tossing the baby violently
and down, and the poor
little
thing howled
that Alice could hardly hear the words
"/
speak, severely
I
heat
him
For he can
to
my
hoy,
lohen he sneezes;
thorouglily enjoy
The pepper when he pleases
Choeus. "
Wow
!
wow ! wow ! "
I
"
:
—
up so,
PIG "
Here
may
you
!
AND PEPPER, nurse
Duchess said to
the
after her as she went,
as
out
its
like
a
thing
but
arms and star-fish,"
was
legs
in
like
the first
The poor
and kept doubling
she could do to hold
As soon of
nursing
as she it,
"just little
when
steam-engine
a
minute or two,
and held
directions,
all
up and
itself
straightening itself out again, so that for
hurried
difficulty,
creature,
little
thought Alice.
snorting it,
altogether,
was as much
it
ear
undoing air.
and
itself,)
as
it.
had made out the proper way
(which was to twist
it
up
into
a sort of knot, and then keep tight hold of right
to
just missed her.
it
caught the baby with some
caught
she
the baby at
Queen," and she
was a queer-shaped
it
!
The cook threw a frying-pan
of the room.
Alice
like
must go and get ready
play croquet with the out
''
you
bit, if
Alice, flinging
" I
her as she spoke.
a
it
left
foot,
she carried
so it
as
to
prevent
its its
out into the open
" If I don't take this child
thought Alice, "they're sure to
away with me," kill
it
in
a
day
AND PEPPER.
PIG
two
or
hind the
?
wouldn't
:
be murder to leave
it
She said the
"
little
Alice;
last
not at
"that's
had
(it
Don t
"
time).
this
left
grunt/'
way
a proper
all
be-
it
words out loud, and
thing grunted in reply
by
sneezing
87
off
said
of ex-
pressing yourself."
The baby grunted very anxiously into matter with it
its
again,
what was the
face to see
There could
it.
and Alice looked
be
no doubt that
had a very turn-up nose, much more than
snout getting
a
real
nose
also
;
:
altogether
Alice did not like the look of the thing
"But perhaps
it
its
my
turn into a pig,
now
eyes
again, to see
if
tears.
!
"
grunted,
there
dear,"
"If you're going to said Alice,
seriously,
have nothing more to do with you.
'11
all.
tears.
No, there were no
" I
at
was only sobbing," she thought,
and looked into were any
were
eyes
its
extremely small for a baby
like a
The poor it
was
little
thing
impossible
to
Mind
sobbed again say
which),
they went on for some while in silence.
(or
and
AND PEPPER.
PIG
88
Alice was just beginning to think to herself, "
am
Now, what
when
get
I
it
do
to
I
home
'?
"
with
Avhen
creature
this
grunted again,
it
so violently, that she
down
looked
some alarm.
in
face
into its
This time there could
be no mistake about it
was
it
:
more nor
neither
than
less
and she
a pig, that
would
it
felt
be
quite absurd for her to
it
any
fur-
gl^e
set
the
carry
ther.
''4Wf^^^^^ÂŁu^^^ creature
little
see it
it
trot
had grown
•
''^ '
^
down, and
away up,"'
quietly
go felt
into
quite
the wood.
a
to " If
she said to herself, "it would
have made a dreadfully ugly child rather
relieved
handsome
pig, I
think."
:
but
And
it
makes
she be-
gan thinking over other children she knew, who
AND PEPPEE.
PIG
might do very well ing to herself, "
"
when
bough of a
tree a
The Cat
only
few yards grinned
looked good-natured,
that
little
sitting
on a
when
saw
Alice.
it
she thought
still
:
many
teeth,
ought to be treated with
it
a
off.
very long claws and a great felt
was
she
by seeing the Cheshire Cat
startled
It
and was just say-
as pigs,
one only knew the right way
if
them
change
to
89
had
it
so she
respect.
" Cheshire Puss," she began, rather timidly,
she did not
name
the
"Come,
:
at
however,
I
"
know whether it
"
it
only grinned a
pleased so
it's
she went on,
way
all
far,"
Would you
little
like
wider.
thought Alice,
tell
ought to go from here
would
as
and
me, please, which
'^
I
That depends a good deal on where you want
to get to," said the Cat.
"
I
don't
"Then
it
much
care
doesn't
where matter
" said Alice.
which
way you
go," said the Cat.
" as
so long as I get somewhere,'' Alice
an explanation.
added
"
PIG
90
"Oh, you're " if
;
AND PEPPER.
sure to do
the
that/' said
Cat,
you only walk long enough." Alice felt that this could not be denied, so she
another
tried
''
question.
What
sort
people
of
about here ?"
live
" In that
right
paw
" lives a
round,
Visit either
"But
Hatter
:
waving
and
in
its
that
waving the other paw, "lives a March
direction,"
Hare.
direction," the Cat said,
I don't
you
want
like
they're both mad."
:
to go
among mad
people,"
Alice remarked. " Oh,
"we're
you
can't
mad
all
heljD
that,"
I'm mad.
here.
said
the
Cat
You're mad."
"
How
do you know I'm
mad
?" said Alice.
"
You
must
the
Cat,
said
be,"
:
" or
you
wouldn't have come here." Alice
didn't
think
however, she went on that you're "
" I
You
:
proved
it
at
all
And how do you know
mad?"
To begin with,"
mad.
tha,t
"
grant that
suppose
said the ?
so," said
Alice.
Cat, " a dog's not
PIG
AND PEPPER.
91
-Well, then," the Cat
went
see a
on, ''you
growls
when
and wags
it's
its tail
dog
angry,
when
it's
Now / growl when Fm pleased, and wag my
pleased.
tail
when Fm angry. ThereI'm mad."
fore
" ^fe-T-
I
call it purring,
not
growling," said Alice. fc>
" Call
said
the
it
what you
Cat.
play croquet with the Queen to-day?''
like,"
"Do you
—
"I should I
AND PEPPEK.
PIG
92
like
very much," said Alice, "hut
it
haven't been invited yet."
"You'll
me
see
said
there,"
the
and
Cat,
vanished.
much
Alice was not
so well used
getting
While she was
had been,
it
surprised at this, she was
queer things happening.
to
looking at the place where
still
it
suddenly appeared again.
"By-the-bye, what became of the baby?" said "I'd nearly forgotten to ask."
the Cat. " It
turned into
quietly, just as natui'al
"
I
if
answered very
Alice
a pig,"
Cat had come back in a
the
way.
thought
would,"
it
the
said
Cat,
and
vanished again. Alice waited a again, but
or
the
it
did not appear,
two she walked on
March Hare was
hatters before," she
Hare
will
half
little,
be
perhaps as this
after a
to
live.
to herself
the
May
and
it
it
minute
the direction in which
said
said
much is
in
expecting to see
most
:
"
Fve
" the
March
interesting,
won't be raving
seen
and
mad
PTG
AND PEPPEK.
y3
-
at least not so
said
she
this,
again, sitting
mad
as it
was
on a branch of a
she
tree.
pig, or iigl" said the Cat.
" I said pig," replied Alice
'' ;
and
I
wish you
keep appearing and vanishing so sud-
wouldn't :
As
in March.''
looked up, and there was the Cat
"Did you say
denly
]n.'.
you make one quite giddy."
" All
right,''
said
the
Cat
;
and
this time
it
vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the
tail,
and ending with the
some time
after the rest of
grin, it
which remained
had gone.
"
"
PIG
94
!
AND PEPPER.
"Well! IVe often seen a thought
Alice
my
life
She
came
;
cat without a grin/'
grin
a
most curious
the
It's
" but
thing
I
without ever
saw
cat in
all
!
much
had not gone
in
sight of the
she thought
before
and the roof
ears
was thatched with
was
so large
did not
fur.
It
go nearer
like to
:
right house, because
like
slie
she
house of the March Hare
must be the
it
farther
the chimneys were shaped
that
a
a house,
she
till
had
nibbled some more of the left-hand bit of mush-
room, and raised herself to about two feet high
even
then
timidly,
she
saying
be raving^ to see the
mad
up
walked to
herself,
after all!
Hatter instead
I !
towards "
Suppose
:
it
rather
it
should
almost wish I'd oone
CHAPTER
VII.
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
There was
a
table
front of the house,
Hatter were
elbows on
a
Dormouse was
fast
asleep,
and the other
a
cushion,
having tea at
two were using it,
it
out mider a tree in
and the March Hare and the
between them,
sitting
set
as
it
:
and talking over
its
resting
their "
head.
Very
uncomfortable for the Dormouse," thought Alice "only, as
The all
it's
table
asleep, I suppose it doesn't
was a
room Alice
!
No room coming.
"
mind."
large one, but the three were
crowded together at one corner of !
;
it
:
"
No
they cried out when they saw
"There's plenty of room!" said
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
96
Alice indigiiantl}',
and she
down
sat
a
in
large
arm-chair at one end of the table. "
Have some wme,"
March Hare
the
said in
an encouraging tone. Alice looked
nothing on
all
but
it
round the tea.
but there was
table,
" I don't
see
any wine,"
she remarked. " There isn't any,"* said the "
Then
it
March Hare.
wasn't very civil of you to offer
it,"
said Alice angrily. " It
Avasn't
very
civil
you
of
Alice;
knoAv
didn't "it's
laid
for
was
it
a
great
down
sit
March Hare.
^vithout beino- invited," said the
" I
to
your
table,"
said
many more
than
three."
"Your
He had with
hair
wants cutting," said the Hatter.
been looking
great
at
Alice
and
curiosity,
this
for
some
time
his
first
was
speech. "
You
remarks,"
should xAlice
very rude."
learn said
not
with
to
some
make
personal
severity
:
" it's
"
MAD TEA-PARTY
A
97
m^ The Hatter opened hearing this
but
;
all
his
he said was,
raven like a writing-desk "
we
Come,
thought Alice. ing
riddles.
—
I
very
eyes
AVhy
some
fun
a
is
now
"I'm glad they've begun believe
on
wide
?
have
shall
'^
can
I
guess
that,"
'^ !
ask-
she
added aloud. "
out
Do you mean
tliQ
answer to
that you think you can find it ?
"
said
" Exactly so," said Alice.
the
March Hare.
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
98
"
Then you should say what you mean,"
March Hare went
"I
on.
Alice
do,"
say
I
"at least
replied;
hastily
mean what
least I
the
—
—
at
same thing,
that's the
you know."
"Not "
the same thing a bit!
Why, you might
what see
eat'
I
said the Hatter.
well say that
just as
the same thing as
is
I
'
see
I
'
what
eat
I
!
"
You might
same thing "
as
I
'
You might
who
Dormouse, sleep,
*'
'
get what just
'
" It is
I
the
Hatter, and
party
thought
over
to
when
when
like
I
I
the
added
the
' !
silent all
for
she
a
same
" '
!
minute,
could
his
in
sleep' is the
conversation
the
'
"
talking
breathe
the
is
get
I
say,"
be
added
same thing with you,"
here
sat
I
well
as
seemed
sleep
say,"
what
like
I
that 'I breathe
thing as
well
as
just
" that
March Hare,
the
"
said
and
dropped, while
remember
the
Alice
about
ravens and writing-desks, which wasn't much.
The Hatter was the
first
to
break the
silence.
A MAD TEA-PARTY, "
What day
ing to
Alice
he
said, turn-
he had taken his watch out of
:
now and
every
it
it ? "
is
and was looking at
his pocket,
ing
month
of the
99
shak-
uneasily,
it
and holding
then,
it
to
his ear.
considered
Alice
a
and
little,
''
said,
The
fourth."
"
Two you
told
days wrong
"
sighed the
!
wouldn't
butter
added, looking angrily at the
was
"It
meekly
I
he
"
March Hare. March
butter," the
best
!
Hare
replied.
" Yes,
as
the
works
the
suit
"
Hatter.
have put
it
crumbs must have got
Hatter grumbled
the
well,"
some
but
" you
:
in
shouldn't
with the bread-knife."
in
The March Hare took the watch and looked at
of
it
gloomily
tea,
think
and of
remark, "
:
looked at
nothing It
dipped
then he
was the
again
it
better
it
to
:
say
best butter,
into
cup
his
but he
could
than his
first
you know."
Alice had been looking over his shoulder with
some
curiosity.
"
What
a
funny watch
" !
she
"
MAD TEA-PARTY.
A
lOU
remarked.
" It tells the
doesn't
what o'clock
tell
''Why
should
Of course
"but
tell
is
it
!
muttered
it?"
"Does your watch "
day of the month, and
the
you what year
Hatter.
is?"
it
Alice replied very readily
not,"
that's because
stays
it
the
same year
:
for
such a long time together."
"Which
just
is
the
case
with
mine,''
said
the Hatter.
Alice
felt
dreadfully
remark seemed to her in
and yet
it,
it
puzzled.
The
Hatter's
have no sort of meaning
to
was certainly English.
"
don't
I
quite understand you," she said, as politely as she could.
"
The Dormouse
and he jjoured a
ter,
Dormouse
The and of
is
little
shook
;
just
what
I
hot tea on its
without opening
said,
course
asleep again," said the Hat-
its
its
nose.
head impatiently, eyes, "
was going
Of
course,
to
remark
myself." *
H ive
Hatter
said,
you
guessed
the
riddle
turning to Alice again.
yet
?
"
the
"
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
"No,
give
I
Alice
replied: ''what's
"
the answer
"I
up,"
it
101
?
haven't
the
slightest
said
idea,"
the
Hatter. I," said
the
Alice
sighed
wearily.
do something ''
March Hare.
*'Nor
better
wasting
than
it
"I think
with
the
in asking
yon
time," riddles
might
she
said,
that
have
no answers." "If you knew Time the
Hatter, It's
it.
" I "
I
as I
talk
about
"you wouldn't
Of
't
know what you mean,"
course his
you
head
don't
!
the
"
do,"
said
wasting
to
Time
said Alice.
Hatter " I
contemptuously.
you never even spoke "
well
him."
don
tossing
as
dare
1
have
to
when
time
beat
say
!
Perhaps not," Alice cautiously replied
know
said,
:
I
" but learn
music." "
Ah
!
that accounts for
"He
won't stand
kept
on
beating.
good terms
with
it," *
said the
Now,
him,
if
he'd
Hatter.
you
only
do almost
"
MAD TEA-PARTY.
A
102
anything you stance, suppose ing, just
in
dinner
the
were nine o
it
you
:
Half-past
!
'd
in-
morn-
only have
and round goes the
to Time,
twinkling
a
For
clock.
'clock in the
time to begin lessons
to whisper a hint
clock
with
liked
time
one,
for
!
only wish
(" I
it
was," the
March Hare
said
to itself in a whisper.) "
That would he grand, certainly," said Alice
thoughtfully: for
it,
''but then
hungry
shouldn't be
you know."
"Not
at
first,
you could keep you
—I
perhaps," said the Hatter: "but
one
half-past
to
it
long as
as
liked."
" Is
that
way
the
you
manage
"
Alice
'i
asked.
The Hatter shook I
!
"
he replied.
just before he
ing "
with it
his
was
"
his
We
head mournfully.
quarrelled last
at the
Queen of Hearts, and
at
the
had
March (point-
March
Hare,)
great concert I
Not
"
went mad, you know teaspoon
"
to sing
given by the
103
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
vJ''^:ry''^^^~^r^-^
*
Twinkle, twinkle,
How I You know the " I 've
hat!
wonder what you're
song,
way *
Up
:
at
T
perhaps?"
heard something like
" It goes on,
" in this
little
it,"
said Alice.
you know/' the Hatter continued,
— above the world you fly,
Like a teatray in the
sky.
Twinkle, twinkle
Here
the
Dormouse shook
itself,
and began
!
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
104
singing in
its
tivinkle
"
to
pinch
it
'*Well, said the '
" Twinkle,
sleep
and went on
make
to
I'd
it
hardly ''
ITatter,
when
Off"
!
How
dreadfully
savage
*'
And
ever
that,"
always
It's
A
six
bright
"
that the reason so
first
verse,"
" !
out,
with his head
" !
'
exclaimed Alice.
the Hatter went on
he won't do a thing
o'clock
idea
the
Queen bawled
the
"
mournful tone,
had
so long that they
finished
since
twinkle,
stop.
He's murdering the time
in a
twinkle,
I
ask
now."
came
into
many
tea-things
head.
Alice's
are
"Is
put out
here ?" she asked. " Yes, that "it's
always
's
it,"
said the Hatter with a sigh
tea-time,
and
no
we've
time
:
to
wash the things between whiles."
"Then you keep moving
round,
I
suppose?"
said Alice.
"Exactly
so," said the
Hatter: "as the things
get used up."
" But
again
'^
?
when do
3
ou
come
Alice ventured to ask.
to
the
beginning
;:
A MAD TEA-PARTY. " Suppose
we change
"I'm
"I'm
young lady
vote the
I
afraid
I
March
the subject/' the
Hare interrupted, yawning. of this.
105
tired
us a story."
tells
know
don't
getting
one,"
said
Alice,
rather alarmed at the proposal.
" "
Then the Dormouse
Wake
up,
!
shall
And
"
Dormouse
!
they both
"
cried.
they pinched
it
on
both sides at once.
The Dormouse slowly opened wasn't
asleep," he
" I heard every " Tell us
said in
word you
a story
" !
his
" I
eyes.
a hoarse, feeble voice fellows were saying."
said
the
March Hare.
"Yes, please do!" pleaded Alice. "
"or
And
added the Hatter,
it,"
you'll be asleep again before it's done."
"
Once upon a time there were
sisters,"
"
be quick about
the
Dormouse began
and their names were
and they lived
"What always
took
did a
at the
little
great hurry
Lacie,
Elsie,
and
'?
interest
eating and drinking. p
" said
in
;
Tillie
bottom of a well
they live on great
in a
three
"
Alice,
questions
who of
"
A MAD TEA-PAllTY.
1U<>
"
They
lived
after thinking a
"They
minute or two. have done
couldn't
Alice gently remarked ''
an
such
but
like,
on
"
:
that,
a well
tried
a
ill."
''very
;
ill."
fancy to herself what
to
little
way
extraordinary it
you know,"
" they'd have been
:
So they were," said the Dormouse
Alice
Dormouse,
said the
treacle,"
uii
of
would be
living
puzzled her too much, so she went
But why did they
at
live
bottom of
the
1
"Take some more
tea,"
the
March Hare
said
to Alice, very earnestly. ''
I've
had nothing
offended tone, "so "
"it's
replied
in
an
can't take more."
I
You mean you
Hatter:
yet," Alice
very
take
can't
easy
to
said the
lesSy'
take
more
than
nuthino'." o **
Nobody asked your
"Who's making
opinion," said Alice.
personal remarks
now?"
the
Hatter asked triumphantly.
this
Alice
did
not
so
she
helped
:
quite
know what
herself
to
some
to
say to tea
and
"
A MAD TEA-PAKTY. and
bread-and-butter,
then
and repeated
mouse,
107
turned
to
"
her question.
they live at the bottom of a well
Why
about
think
and
it,
then
did
?
The Dormouse again took a minute to
Dor-
the
or
" It
said,
two
was a
treacle-well."
no such thing!'' Alice was begin-
''There's
ning very angrily, but the Hatter and the March
Hare went "
remarked,
be
nantly.
these
to draw,
"
\
"
and the Dormouse
you can
" !
you
interrupt
t
be
civil,
sulkily
you'd better
Alice said very again.
I
humbly
:
dare say there
07ieJ'
" One,
so
K
sh
!
No, please go on
" I won't
may
Sh
the story for yourself."
finish "
''
indeed
"
said
!
the
Dormouse
However, he consented to go three
little
sisters
did
"And
were learning
"
you know
What
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;they
on.
indig-
they
draw
'?
"
said
Alice,
quite
forgetting her promise. " Treacle,"
said
the Dormouse, without consi-
derino' at all this time.
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
"
"
A MAD TEA-PARTY.
108
"I want a clean cup," interrupted the Hatter: " let's all
move one
He moved on him
followed
Dormouse's
:
took the place
as he spoke,
the
place,
place on."
and the Dormouse
March Hare moved and
of the
Alice
into the
unwillingly
rather
March Hare.
The Hatter
was the only one who got any advantage from the change
:
and Alice was a good deal worse
than before, as the March
off
Hare had just upset
the milk-jug into his plate.
Alice
did she
not wish
began
again,
so
don't
understand.
from
treacle "
Where
You can draw water
draw "
very
cautiously
did
Dormouse
the
offend
;
out of a water-well,"
" so I should think
treacle out of a treacle-well
But they were in the
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
you could
eh, stupid
w^ell,'"
Alice
?
said to this
last
remark. "
Of course they were,"
"well
in."
I
draw the
they
Dormouse, not choosing to notice
the
"But
:
?
the Hatter
said
to
said the
Dormouse,
A MAD TEA-PAirrY._
ivy
This answer so confused poor Alice, let
Dormouse go on
the
interrupting "
was
an
very sleepy
getting
of things
M
"
;
Why "Why
that
it
all
with
begins
M
I
"
said Alice.
not?" said the March Hare. silent.
The Dormouse
had
and was going
closed into
off
being pinched by the Hatter, a
little
M, such
memory,
moon, and
you say things are you ever muchness
see
such
eyes
its
a doze
muchness
much
a
thing
of a as
this
but,
"
as mouse-traps,
and ^
;
by
on
woke up again
it
and went on:
shriek,
begins w^th an
that
and the
—you
muchness a
know '
— did
drawing of a
V
"Really,
much
for
and they drew
— everything
with an
Alice was
with
eyes,
its
"
"
time,
draw," the Dormouse
to
yawning and rubbing
on,
manner
some time without
for
it.
They were learning
went
that she
now you
confused, "
T
ask
me," said Alice, very
don't think
"
A
no 'â&#x20AC;˘
.
MAI) TEA-PARTY.
Then you shouldrrt
walked
bear
she
:
the
off;
got
up
in great
Dormouse
fell
going,
and
disgust,
asleep instantly,
and neither of the others took the
of her
Hatter.
was more than Alice
This piece of rudeness
could
said the
talk,"
least
notice
though she looked back once
twice, half hoping that they
would
call after
or
her
:
the last time she saw them, they were trying to
put the Dormouse into the teapot.
"At any
rate
111
never
o;o
there again!" said
A MAD TEA-PARTY. as
"It's
the
all
my the
tea-party
stupidest
life
she
as trees
" !
"
think
may
And
I
in
manage
to
the
better
little
this
glass
she
time,"
unlocking
led
Then she
set to
that
work nibbling
(she
had kept a piece of
she
was about a the at
little
last
foot
passage in
it.
But everywell
as
the
it
high :
"Now,
table.
little
door
into
herself in the long hall,
and began by taking the the
I
one
in she went.
Once more she found
herself
at
that
she thought.
to-day.
go in at once."
close
she noticed
said this,
had a door leading right
thing's curious
down
was
ever
I
\
" That's very curious
and
the wood.
"
Just of
way through
she picked her
Alice
Ill
said
and
herself,
golden key, and into
the
at the
her
in :
to
I'll
then then
beautiful
garden.
mushroom
pocket) she
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; she
garden,
till
walked found
among
the bright flower-beds and the cool fountains.
CHAPTER THE
A
Large
the garden
but
:
curious
them,
rose-tree
them thing,
and
CROQUET-GROUXD.
stood near the entrance of
the roses growing on
were
there
painting
QUEÂŁ^''S
YIIL
just
three
red.
gardeners
Alice
went nearer
to
as
she
came
them
help
On which Seven Five
!
busily
it,
she
tone; "Seven jogged
right,
at
thought this a very
"
up
to
watch she
Look out now. Five
Don't go splashing paint over me couldn't
were white,
and
heard one of them say,
" I
it
it,"
said
my
elbow."
like
Five,
looked up and
that
in
said,
a
!
" !
sulky
"That's
Always lay the blame on others
" !
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; THE QUEEN "
S
You'd better not
CTvOQUET-GROUND. talk
!"
113
" I heard
said Five.
the Queen say only yesterday you deserved to be !"
beheaded
"What
for?"
had spoken
first.
none
"That's of your
Two
who
the one
said
!"
business,
said Seven.
" Yes,
business Five,
!
his
it is
said
"
"and
111
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
tell
him
it
was
for
bringing
the
cook tulip-roots
'-^
in-
-_ Wa^7iA^., ^<</
stead of onions."
Seven
down all
his
brush,
unjust
the
to fall
fluno;
upon
and he
and had just begun,
things
Alice,
checked
looked round
also,
as
''
when
eye
his
chanced
she stood watching them,
himself
and
" Well, of
all
Q
suddenly of
:
the
them bowed
others low.
"
IH
THE QUEEN
"Would you a
Two
Two.
began,
in
see,
Miss,
you
is,
been a red
painting
are
and
;
we should
she
comes,
who
had
been
garden,
called
to
we put
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
we
At
"
anxiously
out
Why,
many
upon
" The
off,
it
you
re
doing our
best,
this
moment
Five,
looking
Queen
their faces.
footste^ps,
the
a white one
!
across
the
The Queen
and the three gardeners instantly threw selves flat
at
the Queen was to find
if
Miss,
see,
afore
of
those
here ought to have
this
and
"
have our heads cut
all
So you
know.
low voice,
a
rose-tree,
by mistake
out,
Alice,
and Seven said nothing, but looked
Five
in
said
V
roses
fact
please,"
why you
"
timidly,
little
me,
tell
S
!
them-
There was a sound
and Alice looked round, eager
to see the Queen.
First
were
and
all
flat,
came ten shaped
soldiers
like
over
clubs
;
these
the three gardeners, oblong
with their hands and feet at the corners
next the ten courtiers all
carrying
with
;
diamonds,
these
were
:
ornamented
and walked two
and
CEOQUET-GROUND. two, as
hand
in
hanr],
in
mented
with
mostly
Kings
couples
and
in
everything that was
Hearts, carrying the velvet cushion cession,
came
King
the
guests,
among them
and
it
:
manner,
folloAved s
and, last of
;
came
orna-
all
was
talk-
smilino^
at
and went by without
said,
Then
her.
along
merrily
White Eabbit
hurried nervous
a
noticinor
Queens,
and
them,
of
they were
:
Next
hearts.
Alice recoOTiised the ino'
ten
came jumping
dears
little
were
there
;
came the
After these
did.
soldiers
children
royal
the
tlie
115
Knave
the
of
crown on a crimson all
this
grand pro-
THE KING AND QUEEN OF
HEARTS. was rather doubtful whether she ought
Alice
not
to
lie
gardeners,
down but
she
on
her
could
face
not
like
the
remember
having heard of such a rule at processions besides,
;
ever "
and
what would be the use of a procession,"
thought she, " their
three
faces,
so
if
people had
that
she stood where
all
to
lie
they couldn't see
she was, and waited.
down on it
V
So
"
THE QUEEN
Un
When they
Queen it
and
stopped
Knave
looked
"Who
said severely,
the
to
came opposite
the procession
all
8
is
at
her,
xVlice,
and the She said
this?"
who
of Hearts,
to
only bowed and
smiled in reply. " Idiot
"
impatiently
;
Queen, tossing her head
the
said
!
she went on,
and, turning to Alice,
"What's your name, child?"
"My
name
said Alice very politely self,
"
all.
I
"
ing
Why,
needn't be afraid
the
to
lying on
or
the
could not soldiers,
of
them
gardeners
three
their
was
but she added, to her-
!
are these ? " said the Queen, point-
round the rose-tree
slie
;
please your Majesty,"
only a pack of cards, after
they're
And who
back
so
Alice,
is
or
;
faces,
same tell
for
you
who see,
were
as
they were
and the pattern on as
the
rest
lying
of
the
their
pack,
whether they were gardeners,
courtiers,
or
three
of
her
own
children.
"
How
at lier
own
should
/ know
courage.
?" said Alice, surprised
"It's no business of mine J'
!
('ROQUET-(IROUNI).
The Queen turned after
glaring
beast,
Off^"
began
at
crimson with
her for
screaming,
a
moment
" Off
with
fury,
and,
a
wild
like
her
head
"
THE QUEEN
118
" Nonsense
!
said
"
The King
and
loudly
silent.
hand upon her arm, and
his
laid
my
"Consider,
said,
very
Alice,
Queen was
decidedly, and the
timidly
S
dear:
she
only
is
a child!"
The Queen turned angrily away from him, and
said to the
Knave, "Turn them over!"
The Knave did " Get up
!
very carefully, with one
so,
Queen
said the
"
up, and began bowing to
the King, the
the royal children, and everybody " Leave off that
make me rose-tree,
"May a very
!
?
else.
"
then,
"What
on,
turning
to
You the
have you been
''
please
it
humble "
see!"
your Majesty," said Two, in
tone,
going
we were said
!
"
and
dgwn on
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; trying
the
examining
been heads
Queen,
screamed the Queen.
And
went
she
as he spoke,
"/
"
giddy."
doing here
their
loud
in a shrill,
and the three gardeners instantly jumped
voice,
while
foot.
the
Queen, the
who
roses.
procession
knee
one
liad
mean-
" Off
moved
with on,
CROQUET-GROUXD.
119
three of the sokliers remaining behind to execute tlie
unfortunate gardeners,
who
ran to Alice for
protection.
"
You
them
she put near.
beheaded
be
shan't
soldiers
marched
!
"
heads
gone,
are
and then quietly
you play croquet soldiers
as the question
it
the
Queen.
were
silent,
and looked
was evidently meant
on, then
would happen
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
your
it's
"Can
?
for
at Alice, her.
Alice. " !
roared the Queen, and Alice
joined the procession, wondering very
"It's
please
"
"Yes!" shouted
Come
if
the soldiers shouted in reply.
"That's right!" shouted
"
a
their heads off?" shouted the Queen.
"Their
The
for
off after the others.
"Are
Majesty
that stood
wandered about
for them,
minute or two, looking
and
said Alice,
"
a large flower-pot
into
The three
!
much what
next.
a
voice at her side.
very fine day!" said a timid
She
w^as
walking by the White
Rabbit, who- was peeping anxiously into her face.
"
THE QUEEN
120
^'
Very," said Alice
"Hush! hush!" hurried
shoulder
upon
He
tone.
he
as
and whispered,
—
''
"
where \s the Duchess the
said
and then
mouth
his
" ?
Eabbit in a low,
anxiously
looked
spoke,
put
tiptoe,
:
S
over
his
raised himself to
close
her
ear,
She's under sentence of execu-
tion."
"What "
for?" said Alice.
Did you
say,
'What
!
?
a pity
'
"
the Eabbit
asked.
"No,
didnt," said Alice:
I
at all a pity.
I
said
'What
"She boxed the Queen's Alice
began.
" Oh, hush "
tone.
!
" the
a
about in :
or two,
ears
—
the
"
will hear
you
!
Eabbit
laughter.
You
and the Queen said
of thunder, all
it's
for?'"
scream of
little
Get to your places
voice
other
late,
don't think
Eabbit whispered in a frightened
The Queen
came rather "
gave a
"I
!
"
see she
—
shouted the Queen in
and people began running
directions,
tumbling up against each
however, they got settled down in
and the game began.
a
minute
121
CROQUET-GPvOUND.
thought
Alice
she
curious croquet-ground
and furrows
ridges
hedgehogs, and the
on
stand
and
hands
make
it
mallets
live
was
a all
were
live
flamingoes,
and
to
^
their
feet,
chief
to
was
diffi-
found at
culty Alice
managing
in
flamingo
her
succeeded its
:
such
the arches.
The
first
life
seen
croc[uet-balls
double themselves up
and
never
her
in
the
;
the
had
soldiers
had
she
:
getting
in
body tucked away,
comfortably
enough,
under her arm, with its
legs
hanging down, but generally, just as she
had
got
was
going
its
head,
up
in
its
neck nicely straightened to
it
her
give
with
and
hedgehog a blow with
the
would twist face,
out,
itself
such
R
a
round puzzled
and look expres-
J
THE QUEEN
-^^
that she could not help bursting out laugh-
sioD
ing
:
and ^vhen she had got
was going to
find
to begin again,
that
and was all
in
S
in
the the
way wherever
the
hedgehog
to,
had
wanted
she
was a very
The players ing
all
turns,
for
difficult
was
went stamping about, !
send
to
the
"or
to the
game
conclusion
indeed.
played at once without waitall
the
;
and
in a
a
furious
cjuarrelling
the Queen
his ]iead
besides
off to other ]3arts
came
fighting for the hedgehogs
time
:
itself,
and, as the doubled-up soldiers were
of the ground, Alice soon it
away
of crawling
always getting up and walking
tliat
unrolled
was generally a ridge or a furrow
there
this,
was very provoking
it
hedg;eho2f
act
head down, and
its
in
while,
" Off with her head
very short
passion,
and shouting, '" !
and
and
" Off with
about once
in a minute.
Alice began to feel very uneasy
she
had not
as
yet
"
and
then,"'
to
be sure,
had any dispute with the
Queen, but she knew that minute,
:
it
thought
might happen any she,
''
what would
:
CEOQUET-GROUND.
become
me
of
beheading
They're
?
people
here
fond
dreadfully
the
;
123
great
of
wonder
is,
way
of
that there's any one left alive!"
was
She
and
escape,
about
looking
wondering whether
away without being
very
much
at
first,
the
but
minute or two she made
and she
now "
as
shall
I
How
soon
could
she
noticed
after it
watcliini2:
to be
out
you getting on
a
a
grin,
Cat
the
was mouth enouoh o
there
her
to."
said
"
a
it
the Cheshire
?
get
puzzled
it
:
have somebody to talk
are
as
air
herself, "It's
said to
she
when
seen,
appearance in
curious
some
for
Cat,
for
it
to
speak with. Alice waited
nodded. thought,
one
of
no
'^It's
"
till
till
its
them."
ears
In
and began
feeling very glad her.
speaking
use
head appeared, and flamingo,
the eyes appeared, and then
have
another
to
come,
minute
then Alice
an account
put of
it,"
or
at
the
she least
whole
down her the
game,
she had some one to listen to
The Cat seemed
to
think that
there
was
"
THE QUEENS
1-U
of
ciiougli
now
it
and no more of
sight,
ill
it
appeared.
"
don't think they
I
phiy at
fairly," Alice
all
"
began, in rather a complaining tone, all
speak in
dreadfully one can
quarrel so
— and
they don't seem
particular
them
attends to fusing
next
walking
ground
the
— and
Queen's
hedgehog just now,
when
saw mine coming
"
it
How
do you
of the
croqueted
only
it
in-
through
end
other
con-
for
;
got to go
have
should
I
how
being alive
the
at
noLody
are,
you've no idea
things
about
have any rules
there
if
arch I've
the
there's
stance,
least,
— and
all
is
it
at
;
hear one's-self
t
to
and they
the
away
ran
!
like the
Queen
?
" said the
Cat
in a low voice.
"Not
— tremely
at "
Queen was went
on,
''
then
Just close
Alice:
said
all,"
she
behind
— likely
her,
"she's
noticed listening
so
ex-
that
the
:
to win, that it's hardly
while finishing the game."
The Queen smiled and passed
on.
so
she
worth
"
"
CPtOQUET-GROUND.
''Who are you up
coining
head with great
" allow
:
"I don't
King
"
:
and
looking
King,
the
at
Cat's
curiosity.
" It's a friend
Alice
to?" said the
talking
Alice,
to
1-25
of
me
mine
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;a
Cheshire Cat," said
to introduce
like the look of
however,
it
may
it."
it
at
my
kiss
the
said
all,"
hand
if
it
likes."
" I'd rather not," the
Cat remarked.
"Don't be impertinent," said the King, "and don't
me
look at
He
!
like
that
"
got behind
Alice as he spoke.
"A
cat
read that
may
some book, but
in
"I've
look at a king," said Alice. I
don't remember
where." " Well,
it
must be removed,"
said
King
the
very decidedly, and he called to the Queen,
was passing
at the
you would have
moment,
this cat
"
My
removed
great or small.
!
I
wish
!
The Queen had only one way difficulties,
dear
who
of settling all
" Off with his
she said, without even looking round.
head
!
THE QUEEN
12(j
" ril
King
executioner myself," said the
the
fetch
8
and he hurried
eagerly,
off.
Alice thought she might as well go back and 8ee
how
the
Queen's
the
game was going voice
three
players
the
of
be
having missed their turns, and she the look of things
at
such confusion that she
was her turn
as
all,
her
sen-
executed
for
not
did
like
game was
the
in
knew whether
never
So she went
or not.
screaming
heard
to
heard
she
as
distance,
She had already
with passion. tence
the
in
on,
it
in search
oft'
of her hedo^ehoo-.
The
was euQ-aged
hedo'ehoo-
in
a
another hedgehog, which seemed to cellent
opportunity
with the other
for
croqueting
flamingo was gone
across
to
the
the garden, where Alice could see
By
the
and brought
way
time it
with
Alice an ex-
one
of
them
the only difficulty was, that her
:
helpless sort of
fig-ht
to fly
she back,
up
other it
of
side
trying in a
into a tree.
had caught the flamingo the
both the hcdgehoQfs wej*e
fight
was
out of sioht
over, :
and
"but
it
CTvOQUET-GPvOUND.
So she
from
gone
tucked
"as
thought Alice,
doesn't matter mucli,"
arches are
127
side of
this
away under her arm,
it
little
more conversation with her
When
she got back
surprised
Avas
it
between the Queen, the
who were were
rest
all
talking
quite
silent,
crowd
once,
and
col-
going on
and
Kiug, at
have
Cat, she
dispute
the
executioner,
it
friend.
a large
was a
there
:
that to
the Cheshire
quite
find
to
lected round
to
the
ground."
the
might not escape again, and went back a
all
the
while
looked
all
very
uncomfortable.
The moment Alice appeared, she was appealed to
by
all
three
to
settle the
repeated their arguments to her, all
spoke
make out The
such
she
it
found
though, it
very
as they
hard
to
exactly what they said. executioner's
couldn't to cut
once,
at
and they
question,
argument
was,
tliat
you
cut off a head unless there w^as a body off
from
a thing
:
that he had never had to do
before,
begin at his time of
and life.
lie
wasn't
going
to
THE QUEEN
128
S
The King's argument was, that anything had a head coukl be
beheaded,
that
and that you
weren't to talk nonsense.
The
Queen's
argument
thing wasn't done about she'd
have
it
was,
that
in less than
everybody executed,
all
if
some-
no time
round.
(It
CROQUET-GKOUND.
was
this
129
remark that had made the whole
last
party look so grave and anxious.) Alice could " It
think of nothing else to say but
belongs to
her about
in
went
prison/'
"fetch
executioner:
The
Duchess
:
you'd
ask
better
it."
''She's
tioner
the
off like
Cat's
the
Queen
her here."
said
And
the
to
the execu-
an arrow.
head began fading away the moment
he was gone, and, by the time he had come back
with the Duchess, the
King and
down
had
entirely disappeared
the executioner ran wildly
looking for
went back
it
to the
it,
;
so
up and
while the rest of the party
game.
CHAPTER
TX.
THE MOCK turtle's STORY.
''
You cant
again,
you dear old thing
arm
she tucked her
they walked
perhaps so
When
it
any
I'jii
to
see
you
said the Duchess, as
affectionately into Alice's,
and
thought
when they met
and
to
herself
that
in
the
kitchen.
a Duchess," she said to herself, (not
hopeful tone
pepper
very well
am
was only the pepper that had made
savage
in a very
"
T
very glad to find her in such a
temper,
pleasant
glad !
off together.
Alice was
her
Low
tliiuk
in
my
witliout
though,)
kitchen
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Maybe
at it's
" I
wont have
all.
Soup does
always
pepper
—
"
THE MOCK TUETLES STORY. that
makes people
hot-tempered,"
very
much
at
kind of
" and
rule,
vinegar
camomile
— and
barley-sugar
make
knew
people
stingy about
that
makes them
that
and
such
you
it,
bitter
things
that
only
wish
I
they
then
:
on,
makes them
that
sweet-tempered.
children
went
she
having found out a new
— and
sour
and
pleased
131
wouldn't
— know
be
so
She had quite forgotten the Duchess by this
and was a
time,
her
voice
my
about something, forget
to
talk.
tell
but
is,
heard
she
"You're thinking
ear.
dear,
cant
I
moral of that
the
her
to
close
when
startled
little
and that makes you
you I
just
shall
now what
remember
it
in a bit." *'
Perhaps
it
hasn't
one,"
Alice
ventured to
remark. " Tut, tut, child
thing's
And
she
side as '
got
a
"
said the Duchess.
!
moral,
squeezed
if
"
Every
only you
can find
up
to
herself
closer
it."
Alice's
she spoke.
Alice did not
much
like
her keeping so close
"
THE MOCK
132
to
her:
ugly,
first,
because
the
Duchess
was
very
and secondly, because she was exactly the right
height her
rest
Alice^s
and
it
to
on
chin
shoulder,
was an un-
comfortably sharp
However,
chin.
did
she
not like
to be rude, so she
bore
it
as well as
she could.
"The
keeping up the conversation a '^
Tis
of that
so," is
said the Duchess
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 'Oh,
the world go round
"Somebody
love,
'tis
'tis
game's
going
on
better
now^,"'
rather she
little.
:
"
and the moral
love,
that
makes
' !
said," Alice
whispered, "that
done by every body minding their own business
it's
" I
"
"
TURTLES STORY. "All, well!
shoulder
into Alice's
moral
means much the same
Duchess, digging
the
said
It
that
of
is
133
her she
as
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 'Take
sharp
chin
little
"and
added,
care of
thing,"
the
the sense, and
the sounds will take care of themselves/" "
How
things
!
" I
put
why
wondering
He might at
reason
in
don't
I
is,
that
I'm doubt-
bite," all
Shall
?
Alice
anxious
cautiously
to
have
replied,
the
experi-
tried.
Very
true,"
Duchess
said the
Only mustard
And
bite.
-'Birds of a feather "
morals
temper of your flamingo.
and mustard both is
finding
round your waist," the Duchess said
experiment
not feeling
"
're
a pause: "the
I try the
ment
of
is
you
dare say
about the
"
she
Alice thought to herself.
my arm
after ful
''
fond
isn't
way you have
" flamingoes
the moral of that
flock together.'"
a bird," Alice remarked.
" Eight, as usual," said
a clear
:
the
Duchess
of putting things
" It's a mineral, I think" said Alice.
:
!
"
what
"
THE MOCK
]:U
"
Of course
And
a
''there's
mustard-mine near here.
Large
moral of that
the
of mine, the less there " Oh,
know
I
not attended to
" I quite
"and
— 'The
exclaimed
"
be
to
'
—
— 'Never simply otherwise
or,
but
if
than what
not otherwise
vege-
a
'"it's
is."
it
with you," said the Duchess, is
— 'Be
you'd
imagine
were
what you
is
who had
Alice,
remark,
this last
agree
more there
of yours/"
is
the moral of that
seem
that
!
is
It doesn't look like one,
table.
who
Duchess,
the
ready to agree to everything that Alice
seemed said;
said
is/'
it
than
it
you would
Avhat
like
yourself
not
might appear might
or
more
put
it
be
to
to
others
been was
have
what you had been would
have appeared to them to be otherwise.' " T
think
Alice
down
said :
but
should
I
very I
understand that better," " if
politely,
can't
quite
I
follow
had it
it
as
written
you say
it."
"
That's
chose," the
nothing
Duchess
to
what
I
could
say
if
replied, in a pleased tone.
I
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; TURTLES STORY. "
135
Pray don't trouble yourself
it
any
said
the
say
to
longer than that," said Alice. "
Oh,
don't
"
Duchess.
about
talk
make you
I
trouble
a
" !
present
every-
of
thing I've said as yet."
A
"
cheap
" I'm
they
glad
like that
"
present
of
sort
!
"
birthday
give
don't
thought
But she did not venture
!
Alice.
presents to
say
it
out loud. ''
Thinkino- ao^ain
"
%
the
another dig of her sharp " I've
was
for she " 'â&#x20AC;˘'
beo^innino; to
But Duchess's her
that
was
have to
much
to
here,
voice
linked
looked
front
of
up,
them,
feel
a
little
m
great
Alice's
away, even
word into
Alice
sharply,
worried.
right," said the Duchess,
and the
:
died
favourite
Alice
like a
fly
chin.
little
think," said
to
Just about as
as pigs
of
a right
Duchess asked, with
'moral,'
hers
' surprise,
in
the
and
began
the
middle
the
arm
to tremble.
and there stood the Queen in with
thunderstorm.
her
arms folded, frowning
"
THE MOCK
136
"
A
m
beofan "
weak
a low,
Now,
your Majesty
day,
fine
the
"
Duchess
voice.
give you fair warning," shouted the
I
Queen,
stamping
" either
you
on the ground as she spoke
must be
or your head
in about half
no time
choice,
;
and that
off,
Take your choice
!
The Duchess took her in a
!
!
and was gone
moment. on
"Let's go said to Alice
;
with
game,"
the
Queen
the
and Alice was too much frightened
word, but slowly followed her back to
to say a
the croquet-ground.
The
Queen's
the
shade
back
remarking
taken
absence,
and
were
a
that
resting in
moment they saw
the
to
advantag-e
her,
of
the
they
game, the Queen merely
moment's
delay
would
cost
their lives.
All
never
had
however, the
:
hurried
them
oaiests
other
the left
time they were
off quarrelling
and
shouting
with
her
head
"Off" " !
with
Those
playing the
Queen
with the other players, his
head!"
whom
she
or
"Off"
sentenced
TURTLE were
taken
custody
into
of course had to leave so that
by the end
were no arches
S
left,
oflf
STORY.
137
by the
who
soldiers,
being arches to do
this,
of half an hour or so there
and
all
the players, except
the King, the Queen, and Alice, were in custody
and under sentence of execution.
Then the Queen "
said to Alice,
left off,
Have you
quite out of breath,
seen the
Mock
and
Turtle
yet?" "No," a
Mock
Turtle
is.''
the
thing
" It 's
"I don't even know what
said Alice.
Mock
Turtle
Soup
is
made
from," said the Queen. " I never
" tell
Come
you
saw
one, or heard of one," said Alice.
on, then," said the Queen, "
King say
in a
"You
good thing quite
shall
his history."
As they walked
rally,
and he
I
"Come,
that's
she said to herself, for she had
unhappy
Queen had
low voice, to the company gene-
are all pardoned." "
Alice heard the
off together,
at
the
number
ordered.
T
of
a
felt
executions the
THE MOCK
138
They very soon came upon fast asleep in the
a Gryphon
thing lady
"
to
see
history.
leaving
the
]\lock
and take and
Turtle,
must go back and
I
executions
"
the Queen,
said
you don't know what
(If
I
have ordered
Alice
"Up, lazy
look at the picture.)
is,
!
sun.
a Gryphon, lying
alone
with
;"
see
this
to
young
hear
after
some
and she walked
the
Gryphon.
his
off,
Alice
did not quite Jike the look of the creature, but
on the whole she thought
it
vv^ould
be quite as
" :
TURTLE stay
to
safe
Queen
with
sat
after that savage
up and rubbed
watched the Queen
then
139
go
to
as
it
STORY.
so she waited.
:
The Gryphon it
S
Gryphon, half to
she was out of sight
till
"What
chuckled.
it
that
:
half to Alice.
itself,
Come on
know.
never
they !
went slowly
They had not gone
Mock
Turtle
in
lonely
on a
little
if
"
nearer,
AVhat
is
the
Alice
his sorrow
?
"
"I never was
:
life,
before they
of
could
here," thought
'
my
distance,
ledge
I
after it
far
would break.
his heart
you
nobody,
executes
so ordered about before, in all
came
"It's all her
"
"Everybody says 'come on Alice, as she
the
said
fun!''
"What is the fun?" said Alice. "Why, she" said the Gryphon. fancy,
eyes: then
its
sitting
rock,
and,
never
" !
saw the sad
and
as
they
hear him sighing as
She pitied him deeply. she asked the
Gryphon,
and the Gryphon answered, very nearly in the
same words
as before,
"It's
all his
he hasn't got no sorrow, you know.
fancy, that:
Come on
!
THE MOCK
140
So they went up at
them with
to the ]\[oek Turtle,
who looked
eyes full of tears,
large
but said
nothino'.
"This
young
here
" she wants for to
"Ill
tell
it
know your
her," said
deep, hollow tone
:
" sit
don't speak a word
So they
sat
till
how he can
the
Mock
down both
Turtle in a
and
of you,
I've finished."
down, and nobody spoke
ever finish,
Gryphon,
history, she do."
the
Alice thought to
minutes.
said
lady,"
if
for
some
"I don't
herself,
he doesn't begin."
see
But
she waited patiently.
"Once," said the Mock Turtle at deep sigh, "
These silence,
of
I
was a
last,
with a
real Turtle."
words were
followed
by a very
long-
broken only by an occasional exclamation
"Hjckrrh!" from the Gryphon, and the con-
stant
heavy sobbing of the
]\Iock
Turtle.
Alice
was very nearly getting up and saying, " Thank you,
sir,
fur
your interesting story," but she could
not help thinking there 7nust be more to come, so she sat
still
and said nothing.
TURTLE
"When we went on bino[ a
at last,
little
were
S
STOPtY.
little,"
the
141
Mock
more calmly, though
now and
then,
Turtle
still
sob-
''we went to school
"
THE MOCK
142
in the
call
Why
"
V
The master was an old Turtle
sea.
used to
one
— Tortoise
him
did you
him
called
us," said the
Mock
are very dull
!"
"You ought
Alice,
'pooT
earth.
At
Turtle,
"Drive
*'
Tortoise,
Turtle
be ashamed
to
it !"
Yes,
last
who
you
of yourself for
and he went on
we went
to it
"You
—
did," said the !"
Alice could speak again.
We
!
in these
Mock
the
all
words
day
:
the sea, though
" interrupted Alice.
Mock
Turtle.
added the Gryphon, before
The Mock Turtle went
had the best of educations
to school every
to
Don't be
school in
didnt
" Hold your tongue
said
fellow!
on, old
and looked
sat silent
Gryphon
" I never said I
went
" really
;
ready to sink into the
felt
the
you mayn't believe
"
because he taught
angrily
and then they both
;
about
Tortoise, if he wasn't
such a simple question," added the Gry-
asking
phon
him
call
— we
Alice asked.
*'We
at
"
— day
'"
—
in fact,
on.
we
"
;
TURTLE "
Fve
l^een
"With little
STORY.
143
a day-school too/' said Alice
to
^you needn't be
S
so
proud as
all that."
asked
extras?"
Mock
the
Turtle
a
anxiously.
" Yes,"
said
Alice,
"
we
French and
learned
music. "
And
Mock
washino^ ?" said the
Turtle.
"Certainly not!" said Alice indignantly. "
Ah the
said
"Now
Then yours wasn't a
!
Mock
had
at ours they
'French, music,
"You Alice
Turtle in
:
and
icashing
" living at the
with a
sigh.
of great
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
" I
learn
bill,
extra.'"
much,"
it
bottom of the to
relief.
the end of the
have wanted
couldn't
" I couldn't afford
Turtle
a tone at
good school,"
really
only
sea."
said the
it,"
said
took the
Mock
regular
course."
"What was
that?" inquired Alice.
"Eeeling and Writhing, with," the
Mock
of course,
Turtle replied
:
different
branches of Arithmetic
traction,
Uglification,
"
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
to
and then the
Aml)iti()n,
and Derision."
begin
Dis-
— THE MUCK
144
" I never
heard of
tured to say.
*'AVhat
The Gryphon
Uglification/ " Alice ven-
it?"
is
up both
lifted
You know what
to beautify
is,
" Yes/' said Alice, doubtfully
make
its
" Never heard of uglifying
prise.
"
'
—anything—
"Well
then,"
know
don't
:
!"
I
paws
exclaimed.
it
suppose
" it
in sur-
means
?"
—
to
prettier."
Gryphon went
the
what
uglify
to
you
is,
you
on, "if
are
a
simpleton." Alice
not
did
more questions about
Mock learn
Turtle,
encouraged
feel
and
so
it,
said,
"
she
What
to
any
ask
turned to the else
had you
to
'?"
"Well, there was Mystery," the Mock Turtle replied, counting off the subjects "
on his
flappers,
Mystery, ancient and modern, with Seaography
then Drawling
— the
:
Drawling-master was an old
conger-eel, that used to
come once a week
:
he
taught us Drawling, Stretching, and Fainting in Coils."
"What was
that like?" said Alice.
TURTLE "Well, Turtle
cant show
I
said
"
:
never learnt
rm
STOEY.
S
you, myself," the
it
too
Mock
AdcI the Gryphon
stiff.
it."
" Hadn't time," said the
Gryphon
Classical master, though.
to the
145
"I went
:
He was
an old
crab, he was."
" I never
with a sigh
went :
to him," the
" he
Mock
taught Laughing
Turtle said
and
Grief,
they used to say."
he did,
''So
so
he
did,"
said
Gryphon,
the
sighing in his turn, and both creatures hid their faces in their paws. "
And how many ?
lessons
said
"
Alice,
hours in
a
day did you
do
hurry to change the
a
subject.
"
Ten hours the
Turtle
:
" nine the next, and so
said
the
Mock
on."'
"
What
'*
That's the reason they're called lessons," the
a curious plan
Gryphon remarked day
day,"
first
:
!
"
exclaimed Alice.
" because they
lessen
from
to day."
This was quite a
new u
idea to Alice,
and she
"
THE MOCK TURTLE
146
thought remark.
over a
it
"
Then
been a holiday
little
the
S
STORY.
before she
eleventh
made her next must
day
have
'?
" Of course
it
"
And how
did you manage on the twelfth
Alice
went on
was," said the
in
Turtle. ?
''
eagerly.
"That's enough about interrupted
Mock
lessons,"
a very decided
something about the games now."
the
tone
Gryphon ''
:
tell
her
—
"
CHAPTER
X.
THE LOBSTEK QUADRILLE.
The Mock
Turtle sighed deeply, and drew the
back of one flapper across his
and
at Alice
He
eyes.
tried to speak, but for a
two sobs choked
"
his voice.
Same
looked
minute or
as if he
had
a bone in his throat/' said the Gryphon, and set
to
work shaking him and punching him
the back. and,
voice,
At
last the
"You may
sea
"
{" I
in
Turtle recovered his
with tears running down his cheeks,
he went on again
—
Mock
it
:
not have lived
haven't,"
said
much under
Alice)
you were never even introduced
—
"
to
the
and perhaps a lobster
—
"
"
"
"
—
"
THE LOBSTER
148
began
(Alice
say
" I
hastily,
and
to
checked herself
once said,
tasted
—
"
but
" No, never")
"so you can have no idea what a delightful thing a Lobster-Quadrille
" is
!
"No, indeed," said dance
is
it
a
sort
of
first
form
I
"Why,"
Gryphon,
the
said
into a line along the sea -shore
"
"What
Alice.
"
Two
turtles,
lines
!
salmon,
" cried
and
the
so
—
Mock
on
:
"you
" Seals,
Turtle.
when you've
then,
cleared all the jelly-fish out of the
way
—
''That generally takes some time," interrupted the Gryphon. "
—you
"
Each with a
advance twice
—
lobster as a partner
!
"
cried the
Gryphon. "
Of
course," the
twice, set to "
Mock
— partners
— change
lobsters,
and
Turtle said
retire in
:
"
advance
same
order,"
continued the Gryphon. " "
Then, you know," the
you throw
— the
Mock
Turtle went on,
"
QUADEILLE. "
The
bound
lobsters
into the
!
"
air.
—
"
Swim
"
Turn a somersault
"
Gryphon, with a
sliouted the
"
Mock
H9
as far out to sea as
them
after
I
you can
—
screamed the Gryphon.
"
the
in
!
sea
the
cried
"
Turtle, capering wildly about.
Change
!
lobsters again
yelled the Gryj^hon
"
at the top of its voice.
"Back
Mock
figure," said the
his voice
like
again very
—
mad
sadly
that's all the first
suddenly dropping
Turtle,
and the two
;
jumping about
down
and
to land again,
creatures,
things
and
who had been time, sat
this
all
and looked
quietly,
at Alice. " It
must be a very pretty dance,"
said Alice
timidly.
" the
Would you
Mock
Turtle.
" Very
much
"
Mock
Come,
let
's
like to see a little
lobsters,
it
?
"
said
indeed," said Alice. try
the
first
Turtle to the Gryphon.
without
of
you know.
figure
"
We
Which
!
"
said
can do
shall
the it
sing?"
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; THE LOBSTER
150
"Oh,
you
sing,"
said
the
Gryphon.
"
IVe
forgotten the words."
So they began solemnly dancing round and
round toes
Alice, every
now and then
when they passed
treading on her
too close, and waving their
fore-paws to mark the time, while the
sang
this,
very slowly and sadly
:
Mock
Turtle
!
QUADRILLE. " Will yoii
" There
's
vmlk a
a
my See hoiv
little
faster
i^orpoise close
ks,
and
he
a
to
snail,
treading on
's
tail.
They are waiting on dance
Will you, the
said a whiting
behind
eagerly the lobsters
the
V
151
and
the shingle
the
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
turtles
all
advance
you come and join
luill
?
wont
dance
you,
will
wont
yon,
you, will yon join
1
Will you, tvonH you, will you, wont you, won't youjoiii the
"
You can
When
dance
how
really have no notion
they take us to sea I
But
?
up and throw
us,
delightful
with the
it
will he
lobsters,
out
and gave a
look
"
the snail replied, "
Too far,
too
far I
"
askanceâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;
Said he thanked
the whiting kindly, hut he
would not join
the dance.
Woidd
not,
could not, would not, could not, would not
join the dance.
Would
not,
coidd not,
join the dance.
tvould not, could
not,
could not
"
^
THE LOBSTER
152
"
What
matters
" There
far we
hoio
it
goV
another shore, yoio
is
The further
off
his scaly friend replied
hnov:,
from England
upon
the other side.
the nearer is
pale, beloved snail, hut come
Then turn not
to
France-
and join
tJie
dance.
Will you, loont you,
dance
the
loill
you,
loon't you,
ivill
you join
?
Will you, vjont you, vnll you, won't you, won't you join ?
dance
the
"Thank
yon,
it's
a very interesting dance to
watch," said Alice, feeling very glad that
over at last
:
"
and
as
"they
Turtle,
to
was
do so like that curious song
I "
about the whiting
"Oh,
it
!
the
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;you've
whiting,"
Mock
the
said
seen them, of course?"
"Yes," said Alice, "I've often seen them at dinn
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
"I
she checked herself hastily. don't
Mock
the so
"
often,
know where Dinn may
Turtle,
of
"but
course
you
so,"
Alice
if
you've
know
be,"
seen
what
said
them they're
like."
" I
believe
replied
thoughtfully.
QUADRILLE. "
They have
they're "
Mock the
wrong about the crumbs,"
re
Turtle
:
" crumbs
But
sea.
mouths
their
in
tails
;
— and
over crumbs."
all
You
their
153
they
mouths
;
Turtle
yawned and
and
would
have
reason
the
shut
about the reason and
all
their
is
—
wash
all
here
"
his
eyes.
Mock
the
said
in
their
— " Tell
he
that/'
off
in
tails
the
said
her
to
the
Gryphon.
"The
reason
said
is,"
the
Gryphon,
"that
the
dance.
they ivould go with the
lobsters
So they got thrown
to
a long way.
to
fall
in
their mouths.
That's
again.
" I
Thank
never
called
" I
tails fast
all."
much about
so
it's
"
very interesting.
a whiting before."
you more than
a whiting
never
So they had
So they couldn't get them out
Gryphon.
the
said
tell
sea.
So they got their
you," said Alice, "
knew
"I can
out
to
that, if
you
like,'
Do you know why
it's
" ?
thought
about
"Why?" X
it,"
said
Alice.
"
"
THE LOBSTER
154
''It
does
boots
the
and
Gryphon
the
shoes,''
replied very solemnly.
and shoes "
!
"
so shiny
Gryphon.
at
?
them, and considered a " They're
sea,"
voice, " are
in a deep
Now
done
believe."
Boots and shoes under the
whiting.
in
done with
shoes
"I mean, what makes them
down
I
phon went on
"
your
before she gave her answer.
with blacking, "
are
?
Alice looked little
Does the boots
she repeated in a wondering tone.
Why, what the
said
"
was thoroughly puzzled.
Alice
the
Gry-
done with
you know."
And what
are they
made
of
?
"
Alice asked
a tone of great curiosity. " Soles
and
of course," "
the Gryphon re-
any shrimp
could
I'd been the whiting," said Alice,
whose
rather
plied
eels,
impatiently
:
have told you that." " If
thoughts were
still
running on the song,
have said to the porpoise,
we don't want you with us
'
Keep "
!
'
back,
"I'd please
:
"
::
QUADRILLE.
"They were the
Mock
155
him with them,"
obliged to have
Turtle said
"no
:
wise fish would go
anywhere without a porpoise/' ''
Wouldn't
really
it
?
"
Alice in
said
a tone
of great surprise. "
Of
"why,
course
a
if
fish
came
was going a journey, porpoise
?
in "
you mean
mean what
*
"I could this
"but
it's
should
say,
'With what
he
the
And
" said Alice.
? '
Mock
Turtle replied
Gryphon added,
the
hear some of your adventures."
let's
from
told
purpose
I say,"
an offended tone.
Come,
me
and
'
" Don't
" I
Turtle
me,
to I
Mock
the
said
not/'
tell
you
my
adventures
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;beginning
morning," said Alice a
little
no use going back
yesterday,
to
timidly be-
cause I was a different person then."
"Explain "
No,
no
Gryphon
in
all that," !
the
an
said the
Mock
adventures
impatient
tone
Turtle.
first," :
said
the
" explanations
take such a dreadful time."
So Alice began telling them her adventures
THE LOBSTER
lo6
from the Eabbit
she was a
:
on each
went
Her
on.
got
but
listeners
the part
to
just at
it
close to
one
her,
and mouths
their eyes
gained
White
tlie
nervous about
little
she
saw
first
and opened
side,
very wide,
she
she
the two creatures got so
first,
so
when
time
courage
she
as
were perfectly quiet
about her repeating "
till
You
are old, Father William" to the Caterpillar, and
words
the
Mock
all
coming
and
different,
then
Turtle drew a long breath, and said,
''
the
That's
very curious." " It's
about as curious as
all
it
can be," said
the Gryphon. ''It
all
came different!"
repeated
thoughtfully.
her try
and repeat
He
to begin."
thought
it
had
''
the
Turtle
should like to hear
I
something
looked at the
some
Mock
kind
now.
Gryphon of
her
Tell as
if
he
over
authority
Alice. "
Stand up and repeat
sluggard,''' "
How
'
'Tis the voice
of
the
said the Gryphon.
the creatures order one about, and
make
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; QUADRILLE.
157
one repeat lessons
thought Alice
might just be
" I
;
as well
school
at
" !
at
However, she
once/'
got up, and began to repeat
but her
it,
head was
so full of
the
Lobster Quad-
rille,
that she hardly
knew what saying,
words
she was
and
came
very
queer indeed
of the lobster;
'''Tis the voice '
You have hahed me
As a duck Trims
with
his belt
its
and
too
I
hrovjn,
eyelids,
so
his hidtons,
I
was a
child," said
:
heard him declare,
I must
sugar
my
hair!
he with his nose
and turns
"That^s different from what
when
the
/
out
used
the Gryphon.
his
to
toes.''''
say
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
"
THE LOBSTER
158
'*Well, I never heard
Turtle;
"but
Alice
nothing
said
uncommon
sounds
it
would
happen
ever
down again
wondering
with her face in her hands, thing
nonsense."
she had sat
:
Mock
before," said the
it
a
in
if
any-
natural
way
again. " I should like to
Mock "
She
"Go
But
his nose,
explained," said the
but she
?
Mock
the
"
could he turn them
you know the
toes
his
How
"
first
position
was
his garden.'
felt
sure
out with
dancing," Alice
in
dreadfully
puzzled
by
the
subject.
on with the next verse," the Gryphon
repeated impatiently
Alice
Turtle
^
whole thing, and longed to change the
"Go
Gryphon
the
said
it,"
on with the next verse."
about
"It's ;
explain
can't
persisted.
said
it
Turtle.
hastily. ''
have
" it
begins
'
/ passed
by
"
did it
:
not dare
would
all
to
disobey,
though she
come wrong, and she went
on in a tremblino^ voice
:
"
"
"
QUADRILLE.
/
"
How
Mock
the
/
thing
and
inarked, with one eye,
the oyster were sharing
the use of repeating
is
Turtle interrupted, "
you go on
as
It's
?
ever heard
" Yes,
by
all
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
that stuff,"
most confusing
far the
" !
think you'd better
I
a pie
you don't explain
if
Gryphon, and Alice was
the
do
and
the oivl
What
"
it
by his garden,
passed
159
leave
said
off',''
only too glad to
so. *'
Shall
Quadrille
you
?
would
the
tone,
"
'
song, so
!
No
please,
if
Alice
said,
in
accounting
in a voice :
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
Or would ?
the
Mock
Turtle
replied,
so
eagerly
a
rather
for
offended
tastes
Turtle Soup,' will you, old fellow
The Mock Turtle sighed
this
"
on.
Turtle to sing you a song
kind,"
Gryphon
Hm
another figure of the Lobster
Gryphon went
Mock
a
be
that
try
the
like the
" Oh,
her
we "
deeply,
!
Sing
?
and began,
sometimes choked with sobs,
to
sing
!
!
THE LOBSTER
1^0
''Beautiful
Sotq^f,
and
rich
so
green,
Waiting in a hot tm^een Wlho for such dainties ivoidd not stoop
Soup of
the
evening, heaidiful
Soup
Soup of
the
evening, heautiful
Soup!
— Beau — Soo — oop of Beau
—oop Soo — ——
ootiful Soo ootiful the
e
evening.
Beautiful, heautiful
Who
Game, or any other dish
Who would
!
oop) !
e
" Beautiful Soup) !
Soup!
cares for fish, ?
not give all
else
for two
Soup
pennyworth only of heautiful
ootiful
Soo — oop
ootiful
Soo — oop!
the
Beautiful,
''
Chorus again
Moek
Turtle
!
"
e
—— e
p)
t
Pennyworth only of heautiful Soup
Beau — Beau— Soo — oop of
?
?
!
evening,
heauti—FUL SOUP!''
cried the
had just begun
Gryphon, and the to
repeat
it,
when
— QUADRILLE. a
''The
cry of
161
beginning!" was heard in
trial's
the distance. "
Come on
" cried the
!
by the hand,
Alice
ing for the end of "
What
trial
is
Gryphon, and, taking
hurried
it
off,
the song. it
?
"
Alice panted as she ran
but the Gryphon only answered " ran
came,
the
faster,
carried
while
more
Come on
and
more
!
"
;
and
faintly
on the breeze that followed them,
the melancholy words
" ^00
without wait-
—
002?
^f
:
^^^^
^
—— ^
Beautiful, hcautifnl
evening,
Soup
" !
CHAPTER XL WHO
STOLE THE TARTS
The King and Queen
J
Hearts were seated
of
on their throne when they arrived, with a great
crowd assembled about them and
birds
cards in
;
as well as
Knave
the
:
chains,
him
beasts,
was
all
of
sorts
pack of
the whole
standing
little
before
them,
with a soldier on each side to guard
and near the King was the White Rabbit,
with a trumj)et in one
parchment in of
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
the
court
the
was a
hand,
other. table,
In
with
and a
scroll
the
very
a
Lnrge
of
middle dish
of
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; WHO tarts
upon
it
made
Alice
quite
wish
they'd
"
STOLE THE TARTS
they
:
looked
hungry the
get
good,
so
look
to
and hand round the refreshments
tliat
thought,
she !
it
" I
them
at
done/'
trial
163
?
But there
"
seemed
to
be no chance
this,
so
she
began
looking
at
everything about her,
to
pass
away
of
the time.
had never been in a court of
justice
but she had read about them in
books,
Alice before,
and she was quite pleased
name
the
of nearly everything
" That's
there.
" because of his
she said to herself,
the judge,"
knew
to find that she
great wig."
The judge, by the way, was the King he
as
wore
his
the frontispiece
he
it,)
was
you want
if
not look
And
that's
the
and those twelve
to
over the wig,
at
all
to see
and
(look
how he
comfortable,
and
at
did it
certainly not becoming.
" "
did
crown
;
say
'^
creatures,"
jury-box,"
creatures,"
you
see,
them were animals, and some
thought
(she
was obliged
because
were
Alice,
some birds,)
of " I
WHO
1(34
suppose
they
word
last
the
are
two
STOLE
being rather proud of
it
rightly too, that very few
knew
the meaning of
at
it
men" would have done The
twelve
whispered to the
anything
to
her age
of
are they doing "
down
They
?
"
Alice
can't
have
the
before
yet,
very
writing
all
Gryphon.
put
and
However, "jury-
all.
were
What
"
herself,
just as well.
jurors
busily on slates.
girls
little
this
thought,
she
for
:
said
over to
times
three
or
She
jurors."
trial's
begun." "
They're
Gryphon
down
putting
whispered
in
names,"
their
" for
reply,
fear
should forget them before the end of the "
Stupid
things
!
"
began
Alice
in
the
they
trial."
a
loud
indignant voice, but she stopped herself hastily, for the
court
White Kabbit
!
out,
and the King put on
"
looked
cried
anxiously
round,
to
" Silence in
his S23ectacles
make
out
the
and
who was
talking. x41ice
could
see,
as well
as if she
ing over their shoulders, that
all
were look-
the jurors were
THE TARTS w
down
ritiijg
" stupid
1^^
?
"
things
on their
!
shites,
and she could even make out that one of them didnt know how
had
ask his neighbour to
to
muddle ^'
over
their
be
slates 11
tell
before
in
One
course, Alice
of
She
away. little
juror
make
out
to
could
not
did
so
it
nice
trial
^s
was
(it
Bill,
the
what
had
hunting
all
about
for
with
and
that
and
taking
it
poor
the
Lizard) could nor
become of it,
was
of very little use,
for
it
;
so,
he was obliged
finger
no mark on the " Herald,
of
one
this
and she
l)ehind him,
quickly
all
;
the
stand,
oj^portunity
at
write
day
an
found
soon
after
A
had a pencil that squeaked.
of the jurors
went round the court and got very
"
him.
thouo^ht Alice.
!
This,
"stupid," and that he
to sjdcII
the
rest
as
of
the
it
left
slate.
read
the
accusation
" !
said
the
King.
On on the
ment
this
the
White Rabbit blew
trumpet, and
scroll,
and read
then as
unrolled
follows:â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
three th(^
l)lasts
parch-
WHO
166
" Jlie
STOLE
Queen of Hearts, she maele some
tarts,
All on a sur/imer clay:
The Kmivc of Hearts, he
And
â&#x20AC;˘'Consider
the jury.
took
tlu-.m,
your
quite
verdict,"
stole those
tarts,
avmyl''
the
Kins
said
to
THE TAKT8 "
Not
not
yet,
" There
terrupted.
"
yet 's
167
'i
Eabbit hastily
the
!
a great deal to
in-
come before
"
that
!
" Call the first witness," said the
White Kabbit blew three and called
The
first
;
and the
on the trumpet,
blasts
" First witness
out,
King
" !
witness was the Hatter.
He came
in
with a teacup in one hand and a piece of breadthe
and-butter in
Majesty," he began, I
" I
other. *'
beg pardon, your
for bringing these
my
hadn't quite finished
tea
when
in
:
but
was sent
I
for."
" "
You ought
When
to
have finished," said the King.
did you begin
The Hatter looked followed
him
Dorniouse.
into the
^'
?
at the
March Hare, who had
court, arm-in-arm with the
"Fourteenth
of
March,
I
think
it
was," he said. "Fifteenth," said the ''
March Hare.
Sixteenth," added the Dormouse.
''Write that down," the King said to the jury,
and
the
jury
eagerly
wrote
down
all
three
.
WHO
163
dates on their
slates,
and then added them up,
and reduced the answer "
Take
off
STOLE
to shillings
your hat,"
the
and pence.
King
said
to
the
Hatter. ''
It
isn't
''Stolen!''
jury, wh(j
mine," said the Hatter. the
King exclaimed, turning
made
instantly
memorandum
a
to the
of the
fact.
"I keep them an explanation:
to
sell,"
the
"I've none of
Hatter added as
my
own.
I'm a
hatter."
Here
the
Queen put on her
beo'an starino- hard at the Hatter,
and
spectacles,
and
who turned
pale
fidgeted.
"Give your evidence," rlon't
he nervous, or
said the
have you
111
King;
"'and
executed on
the spot."
This did not seem to encourage the witness at all
:
he kept shifting from one foot to the
looking uneasily at fusion he
bit
the
Queen,
a large piece
and
in
his
otlun-,
con-
out of his teacup in-
stead of the bread-and-butter.
THE TARTS
moment
Just at this sensation,
grow
Alice felt a very curious
which puzzled
made out what
she
larger
again,
it
169
?
good
her a
was
:
deal
until
she was beginning to
and she thought
would get up and leave the court
;
at
first
she
but on second
thoughts she decided to remain where she was as long as there was room for her.
"I wish you wouldn't squeeze Dormouse, who was
so,"
said
the
sitting next to her.
" I
can
hardly breathe."
"I can't help
it,"
said Alice very
meekly
:
"I'm
growing." " You've no right to grow here" said the Dor-
mouse. "
"
Don't talk nonsense," said Alice more boldly
you know you're growing " Yes, but
/ grow
Dormouse: "not
the
And
:
too."
at a reasonable pace," said
that ridiculous fashion."
in
he got up very sidkily and crossed over to
the other side of the court.
All
this
time the
staring at the
Queen had never
Hatter, and, just as the z
left
off
Dormouse
WHO
170
STOLE
crossed the court, she said to one of the officers of
the court, "
Brmg me !
concert
last
the
on which
"
of the singers in the
list
the
wretched
trembled
Hatter that he
so,
shook both his shoes off.
"
Give
your
dence," the
peated I'll
evi-
King
re-
" or
angrily,
have you executed,
whether
you're
ner-
vous or not."
"I'm your Hatter
v^
a poor
man,
Majesty,"
the
began
in
a
trembling voice, " and I
hadn't
begun
— and
"The
a
week
or
"
the twinkling of the tea
twinkling of
"It legnn with the "
above
with the bread-and-butter getting
so— and what so thin
my tea— not
Of course
what?" tea,"
twiiikliiior
said the King.
the Hatter replied.
beoins with
a
T
" ;
snid
THE TARTS the
King
Go
"
on "
"Do you
sharply.
171
h
take
me
for a
dunce?
!
I'm a poor man," the Hatter went on, " and
most things twinkled
Hare
said
" I
after that
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; only
the
March
"
didn't
"
the
1
March Hare interrupted
in a
great hurry. "
You
" I
did
deny
"He
"
said the Hatter.
!
it
" !
denies
said the
it,"
said
March Hare. the
King: "leave out
that part." "
Well, at any rate, the Dormouse said
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
"
the
Hatter went on, looking anxiously round to see he would deny
it
too
:
if
but the Dormouse denied
nothing, being fast asleep. " After
that,"
continued
some more bread-and-butter "
the
" I
Hatter,
cut
"
But what did the Dormouse say
?
''
one
of
the jury asked.
" or
"
That
I can't
"
You
miiat
I'll
remember," said the Hatter.
remember," remarked the
have you executed."
King,
WHO
172
8T0LE
The miserable Hatter dropped and went
liread-and-butter,
"I'm
his teacup
down on one
and
knee.
a poor man, your Majesty," he began.
"
You're a very poor speaker,'' said the King.
Here one of the guinea-pigs cheered, and was
by the
immediately suppressed (As that
court.
with strings
head
up
at
mouth
the
into this they slipped the guinea-
:
first,
"I'm glad ''
They had a
was done.
it
canvas bag, which tied
large
the
rather a hard word, T will just
you how
explain to
pig,
is
of
officers
and then
sat
upon
it.)
I've seen that done," thought Alice.
I've so often read in the newspa]3ers, at the end
of
trials,
'
There was some attempt at applause,
which was immediately suppressed by the of
the
meant
and
court,' till
what
never understood
I
officers it
now."
" If that's
all
you know about
it,
you may
stand down," continued the King. " I can't
on the
floor,
" 'i'hen
go no lower," said the Hatter as
it
:
"I'm
is."
you may
sit
down," the King
replied.
:
THE TAKTS
173
Here the other guinea-pig cheered,
and
was
sup})ressed.
''
Come, that
Alice.
"Now we
" I'd
with an
my
on
list
left
!
" thouo-ht
better."
tea,"
anxious look at the
You may
hurriedly
shall get
rather finish
reading the "
finishes the guinea-pigs
said the
Queen,
Hatter,
who was
of singers.
go," said the King,
the
court,
and the Hatter
without even waiting to
put his shoes on. "
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and
just take his liead off outside," the
"
WHO
174
Queen added
to
uue
STOLE the
of
Hatter was out of sight
otiicers
the
Ijefore
but
;
the
could
officer
get to the door. " Call
the next witness
The next
the
into the
court,
said the
her
in
once.
at
all
"
Give }'our evidence," said the King.
''
Shan't," said the cook.
King
must cross-examine "Well, with
a
if
I
thi^^
must.
melancholy
arms and
anxiously
looked
frowning
were
nearly
voice,
"
What
out
of
air,
at
Your Majesty
^^'itness." I
must," and, the
made
cook
of
King
the
said
folding
after
he
sight,
are tarts
"White
the
at
said in a low voice. "
who
Rabbit,
and
hand,
by the way the people near the
door began sneezing
The
cook.
even before she got
was,
it
King.
Duchess's
the
pepper-box
who
guessed
Alice
''
was
witness
She carried
!
till
said
in
his
his
eyes
a
deep
?
" Pepper, mostly," said the cook. ''Treacle,"
said a sleepy voice behind her.
"Collar that Dormouse!
"'
the
Queen shrieked
"
THE TARTS "
out'
Behead that Dormouse
mouse out
of court
175
(
Turn that Dor-
!
Suppress him
!
Off with his whiskers
Pinch him
I
!
!
For some minutes
the
whole
Dormouse turned
confusion, getting the
by the time they had
down
settled
was
court
in
and,
out,
the
again,
cook had disappeared. "
Never mind
of great
he
next witness.
dear,
the
list,
next
makes
my
forehead ache as he
very curious to
evidence
yet'^
she
herself.
Imagine her
surprise,
when
Eabbit read out, at the top of his voice, the
name
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
"
" Alice
" !
" !
fumbled
see
like,
got
Queen,
the
to
would be
haven't
And,
witness."
White Eabbit
feeling
much
next
air
must cross-examine the
you
It quite
witness
the
an
with
Kinor-,
under- tone
Alice watched the
over the
the
said
an
in
my
" Eeally,
"
"Call
relief.
added
!
for
what they
said
the shrill
to
White little
CHAPTER
XIL
Alice's evidence.
"
Here
!
" cried
flurry of the
in the last
Alice, quite
moment
forgetting
large she
liow
in
the
had grown
few minutes, and she jumped up in
such a hurry that she tipped over the jury-box
with the edge of her
men on
to the
there they
very
much
lay of
sprawling a
globe
Oh,
I
about, of
week
heg your pardon
all
the jury-
reminding
gold-fish
as
quickly as
she
her
had
she
1)efore. !
"
she exclaimed
a tone of great dismay, and began picking
up again
and
crowd below,
heads of the
accidentally upset the *'
upsetting
skirt,
could, for
in
them
the acci-
ALICES EVIDENCE.
177
dent of the gold-fish kept running in her head,
and she had a vague
must be
sort
collected at once
idea
that
and put back
jury-box, or they would die.
A A
of
they
into the
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; ALICES EVIDENCE.
178
"
a
The
cannot proceed," said the King in
trial
" until
very grave voice,
back
proper places
their
in
the
all
all"
jurymen
are
he repeated
with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said
so.
in
her haste,
its
tail
the
poor
about
out again, and put
a
in
right
it
way up
the
and to
the
way,
She soon got
;
" I
use
it
it
signifies
should think the
in
trial
it
one
them,
as
the jury had
a
little
recovered
shock of being upset, and their slates
pencils
write
much
melancholy
as the other."
As soon from
as
was
" not that
;
much," she said to herself
thing
little
being quite unable to move.
would be quite
that,
had put the Lizard in head
she
and
downwards,
waving
and saw
looked at the jury-box,
Alice
had been found and handed back
they
out a
Lizard,
set
history
to
work very the
of
who seemed
do anything but
sit
with
up into the roof of the
too its
court.
diligently
accident,
all
except
much overcome mouth
to
to
open, gazing
ALICES EVIDENCE. *'
What do you know about
King
the
179
business?''
this
said to Alice.
"Nothing," said Alice. " Nothing whatever f " persisted the King.
"Nothing whatever," said
Alice..
"That's very important," the King
They were
ing to the jury.
down on
write this
Eabbit interrupted means, tone,
of
:
course,"
just beginning to
their slates,
"
said, turn-
when
C/^i important,
the White
your Majesty
he said in a very respectful
but frowning and making faces at him as
he spoke. " f/n important, of course, I meant," the
and went on to himself
hastily said,
tone, " important "
portant
sounded
as
if
he
were trying which word
best,
some "unimportant."
was near enough
as she
"but
it
herself
in an under-
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;unimportantâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; unimportantâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; im-
Sonae of the jury wrote
and
King
doesn't
matter
it
down
Alice
"important,"
could
see
this,
to look over their slates;
a
bit,"
she
thought to
;
ALICES EVIDENCE.
180
At
moment
this
the King,
some time busily writing " Silence
out
!
"Rule Forty-two. high
to
the
leave
"You
book,
court." at Alice.
said the King.
"Nearly two miles shan't go,
high,"
added the Queen.
any
at
rate,"
"besides, that's not a regular rule: it
his
a mile high," said Alice.
are,"
" Well, I
from
out
All persons more than a mile
Everybody looked
"/'m not
for
in his note-book, called
and read
"
who had been
said Alice
you invented
just now."
"It's the oldest
rule
in
the
book," said the
King. "
Then
it
ought to be Number One," said Alice.
The King turned book
hastily.
pale,
and
shut
his
note-
"Consider your verdict," he said to
the jury, in a low trembling voice.
"There's more evidence to come yet,
please
your Majesty," said the White Rabbit, jumping
up
in
a great hurry
picked up."
;
" this paper has just been
"
ALICES EVIDENCE. "
What's in
"I
"It unless
usual,
"
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
written
letter,
by
to somebody."
must have been
was
it
White
the
said
yet,"
it
seems to be a
it
the prisoner to
said the Queen.
opened
haven't
Eabbit, " but
*'
it ? "
181
written
King,
the
said
that,"
nobody, which
to
isn't
you know."
Who
is
directed
it
to
?
"
one of the
said
jurymen. " It
directed
isn't
Eabbit; "in
added, " It
White
the
on the
the paper as he spoke, and
a letter after
isn't
said
all,"
there's nothing written
fact,
He unfolded
outside^
at
all
:
it's
a set of
verses."
"Are
they
in
the
prisoner's
handwriting
?
asked another of the jurymen.
"No,
"and jury "
they're
said
not,"
that's the queerest all
White Eabbit,
the
thing about
it."
(The
somebody
else's
looked puzzled.)
He
must
have
hand," said the King.
up again.)
imitated
(The jury
all
brightened
":
"
Alice's evidence.
182
"Please your Majesty," didn't write
and
it,
said
tliey can't
prove
"
Knave,
the
did
I
I
there's
:
no name signed at the end." "If you didn't sign
said the King, "that
it,"
You
only makes the matter worse.
meant some your name
mischief,
or
else
7nust
have
you'd have signed
an honest man."
like
There was a general clapping of hands at this it
was the
first really
clever
:
thing the King had
said that day.
" That proves his guilt," said the Queen. " It "
Alice.
about
nothing
proves
Why, you
sort
"
said
know what they 're
!
"Kead them," The "
don't even
!
the
of
Where
White shall
said the King.
Kabbit I
begin,
put
on
please
his
your
spectacles.
Majesty
?
he asked.
"Begin
at
gravely, " and
the
go on
beginning," till
the
King
said,
you come to the end
then stop."
These were the verses the White Rabbit read
:
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;
:
;
ALICES EVIDENCE. "
They
told
And
me you had
mentioned me
183
teen to her,
him:
to
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.
He
sent
I had
them word
{We know
it to
not gone
he true)
If she shoidd push
the
matter on,
What would hecome of you
I
^
gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us Tluy
three or
all returned
more
from him
Though they were mine
If I
to
you,
hefore.
or she should chance to he
Involved in this afair,
He
trusts to
Exactly as
you
to
set tliem free,
v)e vjcre.
ALICES EVIDENCE.
184
My
notion ivas that you
had
{Before she
An
obstacle that
Him, and
Don't
For
A
let
came between
ourselves,
from
and
it.
she liked them
must ever
kept
been
this fit)
him know
this
secret,
had
best.
be
all the rest,
Between yourself and me''
"That's the most important piece of evidence we've
heard
hands
" so
;
said
yet,"
now
let
the
King,
the jury
"If any one of them can Alice,
(she
had grown
so
rubbing his
"
explain
large in
it,"
said
the last few
minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting
him,)
"I'll
believe there's an
The jury "
She
doesn't
all
give
him
sixpence.
atom of meaning wrote
down
believe there's an
on
in
/ it."
their
atom
don't
slates,
of meaning:
—
"
''
Alice's evidence. in
but none of tliem
it,"
i85
attempted to
explain
the paper. " If
King,
"that
know,
as
yet
I
don't
the
verses
we
you
try
"I seem
;
all.
can you
"All
he
it?"
like
so
right,
his
said.
made
did not, being
'
We
course
any.
And
he
Twt
head
added,
turning
knoiD
—
*
it
to
/ gave
"Do
sadly.
(Which
he
him
But
goes
it
to you,'
"
said
I
certainly
entirely of cardboard.)
the
said
far,"
he
true —
'
and he
King, to
himself:
that's the jury,
her one, they gave him
know —
"
in
swim—
why, that must be what he did with the
you
them
at
some meaning
went on muttering over the verses "
you
looking
could
"
trouble,
Knave.
The Knave shook look
I ?
the
said
spreading out
on,
to see
said
*
find
and
knee,
his
it,"
of
to
know," he went
swim,
can't
to the
needn't
on
after
in
world
a
saves
with one eye them,
meaning
no
there's
on
*
they
Alice.
B B
all
of
two —
tarts,
returned from
ALICES EVIDENCE.
186
" AVhy,
there
they
the
King
!
are
said
"
triumphantly, to
the
on
tarts "
table.
pointing the
Nothing can be
clearer than
Then
tliat.
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; before she had again â&#x20AC;&#x201D; you never '
this
jit
'
had
fits,
think
?
my
dear,
I
he said to the
"
Queen. ^'
Never!"
Queen
said
the
furiously, throw-
'i/JMr^/fT/fc
ing an
(The
inkstand at
unfortunate
on his
slnte
the
little
with one
Lizard
Bill
fino-er.
had
as
she
spoke.
left
oflf
writing
as he
found
it
made
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Alice's evidence.
no mark the
long as "
but he now hastily began again,
;
ink,
was
that
words round
looking
There was a dead " It's a
and
tone,
clown his
trickling
using as
face,
it lasted.)
Then the
King,
is7
pun
don't
the
!
the
King added
" No, no
!
a
smile.
an angry
in
"Let the jury
laughed.
consider their verdict," the
"
with
court
the
silence.
"
everybody
the twentieth
you," said
Jit
King
said,
for about
time that day. "
said the Queen.
Sentence
first
verdict afterwards." " Stuff
and nonsense
" !
said Alice loudly.
Hold your tongue
!
The
"
idea of having the sentence "
"
first
!
" said the
Queen, turn-
ing purple. " I won't
!
"
said Alice.
" Off with her head
the top of her voice. "
Who
grown
to
cares
her
for
full
!
the Queen
shouted at
Nobody moved.
you size
"
1
"
by
said this
nothing but a pack of cards
" !
Alice,
time.)
(she
had
" You're
ALICE
188
At and
this the
came
S
EVIDENCE.
whole pack rose up into the
flying
down upon her;
she
air,
gave
a
;;
ALICES EVIDENCE. scream,
little
and
tried
half of
beat
to
sister,
who was
and
off,
upon her
Wake
"
down from
the
dear
Alice
!
her
said
"
a long sleep you've
sister
had!"
"Oh, IVe had such a curious dream!" and she
Alice,
her
told
could remember them, tures
about kissed dear, it's
of hers ;
and
certainly
:
she
said,
had
" It
as
well
these strange just
said
as
she
Adven-
been reading
finished,
her
sister
was a curious dream,
now run
but
getting late."
all
sister,
you have
that
and when her,
of
face.
up,
"why, what
herself
away some
gently brushing
dead leaves that had fluttered trees
found
her head in the lap
lying on the bank, with
her
and half of anger,
fright
them
189
in
to
your tea
So Alice got up and ran
off,
thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream
it
had been.
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; 190
But her
sister
sat
still
just as
leaning
her
head
on
her
hand,
setting
sun,
and thinking of Adventures,
wonderful
her
dreaming
dream
dreamed of
again
tiny
the
her knee, and
the
ing up into hers of
her voice,
she place
all
began
too
was
this
her
bright
and
eager
or
clasped
upon
eyes were look-
hear the very tones
that
see
Alice herself, and
were
hands
queer
little
toss
of
back the wandering hair that
always get into
listened,
little
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;she could
her head to keep vjould
she
and
fashion,
Alice and
:
First,'^she
once
a
after
her,
left
watching the
little till
she
her
seemed
to
eyes
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and
listen,
the
still
as
whole
around her became alive with the strange
creatures of her little
sister's
dream.
191
The long
grass
rustled
by— the
White Eabbit hurried
way through
splashed his
—she
could hear
March
the
the
Bare
Queen
ordering
execution
— once
Gryphon,
filled
sob of the
believed
unfortunate
as
their
of
guests
the to
and
plates
dishes
more the shriek of the
squeaking
the
sat
air,
of
the
Lizard's
herself
she
mixed up with the
Mock with
on,
slate-
in
teacups
Turtle.
closed
and
half
thouo^h
she
eyes,
Wonderland,
to
dull
reality
the
waving
would
and the Queen's
of
change shrill
— the
grass
the to
reeds
— the
tinkling
cries to
the
all
would
wind, and the pool
be only rustling in the to
distant
had but to open them again and
would change
pling
shared voice
shrill
while
— once
miserable
So she
knew
teacups
and the choking of the suppressed guinea-
pencil, pigs,
it
the
Mouse
more the pig-baby was sneezing
on the Duchess' knee, crashed around
the
of
the
her
off
the
as
frightened
friends
his
and
feet
the neighbouring pool
rattle
and
never-ending meal,
her
at
rip-
rattling
sheep-bells,
voice of
the
192
shepherd boy
â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and
and
of the Gryphon,
shriek
would change
noises,
the
lowing: of
cattle in
the place of the
Mock
Turtle's
a
herself
grown woman
keep, through heart
loving
all
of
;
strange
Wonderland feel
with
pleasure
her
all
in
own
of
she
would
childhood
:
and how
little
children,
bright and eager with
even with the
simple
their
child-life,
:
be
the after-time,
and she
and
many
a
dream of
and how she would sorrows,
simple joys,
and find a remembering
and the happy summer days.
THE END.
R.
same
this
her
their
all
how
riper years, the simple
long-ago
the
sobs.
her
perhaps
tale,
â&#x20AC;&#x201D;while
and how
would gather about her other their eyes
heavy
herself
of hers Avould, in
sister
little
con-
distance would take
the
Lastly, she pictured to
the
to
clamour of the busy farm-yard
fused
make
the other queer
all
knew)
(she
baby, the
of the
the sneeze
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