Poems For Kids

Poems For Kids

Funny, Sad, Emotional, Nonsense Poems By Emi Lipoth

​ Our Old Cow

“Moo” is what our cow used to say, until a very magical day.

Now he can talk all different languages German, Spanish, French, you name it!

He’s been crowned king in Slovakia, While he’s the pharaoh of a land called Lakala (never heard of it) While he’s being bathed in honey and wine, and we live off mud, dirt, and slime.

Would you know what we’re having for tea?

Grilled, smoked, canned cow meat.

Don’t you think that’s a wonderful treat!?

The Forgotten Rugby Ball

The Forgotten Rugby Ball, lay motionless on the muddy field and the wet grass tickled it’s red coating.

The wind tore at it’s person and feeble eyes looked at me mysteriously, majestically calmly.

The sun cast a pastel silhouette shadow on the Forgotten Rugby Ball.

Hello

Hello, здравствуйте, 您好, salam, xin chào, Bonjour, Hola, γεια σας, helló, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello!

Deaf Conversation

“Hey Mike, I’m going fishing!”

“Oh really, I thought you were going fishing!”

“Ok, then, I’m going fishing.”

“Oh, man! You should come fishing with me!”

“Nah, I’m going fishing.”

The Other Deaf Conversation Hey Kim! Going to the movies with me?”

“Nah, I’m going to the movies.”

“Oh, really? I never knew that!”

“I’m going to the movies. Wanna come?”

“Probably horses. I’m going to the movies. Too bad you’re going fishing.”

“I changed my mind. I’m going fishing.”

“Ok, then, is it popcorn or fanta?”

“I’m gonna catch a shark! Or a trout!”

“I’m going to the movies. Wanna come, Kim?”

The Mouse on the curtains

There was once a mouse on the curtains, mum screamed, the mouse jumped.

My sister screamed, the mouse hid.

I said “Awww. So cute!” The mouse hid in the corner.

Dad said “Mrmph.” The mouse cried.

The vacuum started, the mouse farted.

Mum got the flyspray, the mouse fainted straight away.

Nowadays I visit the local cemetery, to see the mouse’s grave.

Superhero shapeshifter mouse Superhero Shapeshifter mouse can have Pointy ears, Curved Ears, Big Ears, Small ears, Spotty ears, Stripey ears and of course……………..Mouse ears.

Hungry T-rex Dinner

Appetiser: 4 smoked Mosasaurus babies cooked over a volcano * Main course: 2 Brachiosauruses lightly stewed A pterodactyl wrapped in Banana leaves A stegosaurus (Spines removed) * Second course: An Abrosaurus leg roast A Crichtonsaurus (Skin removed) * Dessert: 7 Oviraptor babies, with refreshing Paluxysaurus blood and cockroaches (grilled), wrapped in Rhinorex skin, cooked over a geyser

New Year Hooray!

Time to be jolly, time to have fun!

The brand new year has just begun!

Time for family, time for cheer, Let’s celebrate the coming of The New Year!

I Hate You

I hate you, you hate me, Ok Then, LET’S DISAGREE!

My Wish List: A T-Rex A Ferrari A 100 inch plasma tv screen.

A slab of gold A cake of mould An enormous rat A diamond hat A crocodile The river Nile A Pyramid Something liquid A trip to Mars 14 greek pillars A furry cat A silk mat Sherlock Holmes the super ace and…………

A pink fluffy pencil case

Out on the fields

Out on the windy fields, way out of town, I look up at the sky and think..

The moon comes up and the sun goes down.

Crickets chirp and flutter past and the dreams sent from the skies just march on past.

The gentle breeze whips at my hair, sending away all my worries and despair.

An amazing feeling washes over me, all happy, calm and dreamy.

The Wise Old Moon

The wise old moon sits comfortably on a pillow full of stars, And is the lighthouse of the night.

I wish I could send a ship to float among the magical universe.

Chilli, Tuna and Mango Chilli with tuna and mango is different than Tuna with chilli and mango and Mango with chilli and tuna.

What do you like?

How about…………..

Bread with peanut butter and jelly, eh?

The Triangle

This is a triangle. A triangle has three sides and three points. Some signs have three sides.

You know what shape that is?

Stuff you can do with Pears

If you put the ‘s’ on the front, it makes SPEAR. If you take away the ‘p’, it makes EARS. If you take away the ‘r’, it makes PEAS. If you muddle up the letters and take away the ‘e’, it makes RASP. You can also cook, bake, fry, smoke, cut, slice, heat, stew, roast, and chop pears.

Sleepy Song

This is how the sleepy song goes: ZzzzzzZzzZzzZzzzzzzzZzzzZzzzZzZzZ. Snoresnoresnoresnoresnoresnoresnoresnore.

Zzzzzz Snore Zzzz Snore Zzzz Snore That was how the sleepy song goes.

Artist Cat

The brush goes splatt splatt splatt on the art canvas.

The paint tube goes Flrrrrrrrt, flrrt flrt flrrrrrt onto the palette.

The cat goes meow meow meow as it paints.

The old easel goes screeeeeech screeech screeeeeeeeeech as it tries to stand.

The pencil goes scribble scribble scribble onto the paper.

The eraser goes erase, erase erase erase onto the drawing.

Behold the masterpiece by Artist Cat!

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Emi Lipoth