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WORDS BY Thiamando Pavlidis @thiamand_no ART BY My Tieu Ly @alruin_de
A Day in the Life of a Billionaire Billionaires are just idiot man-babies with too many resources. Many of whom are clearly just overcompensating for at least one little… thing. This is the sentiment I have tried to convey in this story, where many of the jokes and anecdotes are actually based on real-life billionaire antics — the gag is, without the context, it’s impossible to tell what’s You wake up and emerge from your race car bed — a literal Lamborghini you paid a profesmade up and what’s real. sional to convert into a bed — and you remove With that in mind, here is your monogrammed robe and pick out one of six identical grey Brunello Cucinelli t-shirts what I imagine a day in the from your wardrobe. You put on your gun hollife of a billionaire is like. ster for your day gun. It's a nice, big gun and holding it in your hands offers you an unfamiliar feeling of power.
