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can experience Mr. Rainbow live at the Buckhead Theatre in April. We also highlight the upcoming Atlanta Leather Pride spiced up with photos of gear and very hot leather-clad men shot by the amazing McCall Studio, and continuing in the fetish track, Beastly gives you his opinion on why it is ok to be a size queen.
Mary Edith Pitts say Hey Girl Hey to I had the pleasure of speaking to the close out the issue and talks about the incredibly talented Randy Rainbow, joys of spring that includes a nasty case whose spoofs and parodies have made of allergies. him an internet celebrity, about his As always, we have you covered – from political inspiration and aspirations. You cover to cover!
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Reflections of a
Rainbow By Mik Hyldebrandt
Internet sensation Randy Rainbow has garnered over a hundred million views of his series of political spoofs and song parodies that since November of 2016 have focused mainly on the current White House administration with the ‘Desperate Cheeto’ at the helm. Fenuxe got a chance to talk to the musical satirist about comedy and politics.
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Randy Rainbow First of all, Randy Rainbow is your real name, right?
Honey, we’re working on it. It’s all happening, I promise.
It sure is! I know it sounds like the stagiest stage name ever but I promise I would not have chosen it if given the choice. It’s working out now, but it was a very difficult childhood.
Tell us about some of the reactions you have had to your videos?
Your rise to social media stardom has been explosive – was it a surprise to you?
I hear from people on all sides telling me that while we may not agree politically and have nothing in common otherwise, they dig my videos. I think it’s a testament to how unifying comedy can be.
I’d been working up to this for a few years before it really took off, so it wasn’t a total surprise. But What’s next for Randy Rainbow? it’s certainly been a thrill and an almost daily Lots of fun projects in the works on all fronts out-of-body experience. - music, tv, theatre - so stay tuned! Beyond Your most famous videos center around that, the people have spoken, and I think you’ll current events – particularly the current WH inevitably find me on the presidential ballot in administration and Trump. What would you do if 2020. But for now, I’m gonna go eat lunch. trump tweeted about you? I’d thank him for selling a few more tickets to my Randy Rainbow performs at the Buckhead show that week. Then I’d take Mike Pence out Theatre on 4/12 – tickets are available at for mimosas to celebrate. Hey, girl. thebuckheadtheatreatl.com. What do you think it is about mixing comedy and politics that appeals so well with people? I think laughter is the greatest release. It’s no surprise that in a time when the country is in a constant state of crisis and chaos that comedians who are taking aim at the scariest things are thriving. People are starved for some levity, and can you blame them? What can the audience experience at the Buckhead Theatre show on April 12 (Desperate Cheeto *fingers crossed*)? This show is all about the music. I’m so happy that so many of my most viral videos have been musicals, so audiences can expect to sing along to all my greatest hits! You put your videos out within days of events – how do you do it so quickly? I do it so quickly because I have to. You’ve got to be fast when covering this administration because, by noon the next day, the news cycle has changed completely. I haven’t slept since November of 2016. You obviously have incredible comedic, acting, and singing talent – when will we see Randy Rainbow in a musical, TV show or movie?
Follow Randy Rainbow on Facebook and IG @ randyrainbow. You can also check out his longrunning web series “Chewing the Scenery with Randy Rainbow” as well as “Last Minute with Randy Rainbow” on BroadwayWorld.com.
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Shirt On Your Back
Shirts need to be light since it is going to be hot. Go a step up from getting a discounted 3-pack, and invest in some stylish substance.
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T-Shirt The t-shirt is by far the most popular summer shirt. Easy to wear, light fabric, and easy to wash and dry. Plus you can experiment with a variety of color, patterns and even statements on it – but don’t do bad jokes, please! Buy me Brunch Send Noodz T-Shirt, $30 Uniqlo Striped T-Shirt, $15
Short Sleeves Dressy look but more informal because of the sleeves – and the perfect playground to have some fun with prints, patterns, florals, and colors! H&M Easy-Iron Slim Fit Shirt, $15 The Roosevelts Bombs Pops & Freedom Shirt, $55
Button-Ups A button up shirt is perfect for warm weather if the fabric is light and airy. Button up for a more formal look, and unbutton and roll up sleeves for some casual style. Calvin Klein Ministripe Cotton Shirt, $58 J.Crew Stretch Chambray Shirt, $79.50
Polo Shirts On the more dressy side, a polo shirt is perfect for dressing up even a pair of denim shorts. Save the patterns and print for the t-shirt and keep it fairly neutral. Fred Perry Stripe Collar Pique Polo, $125 Untuckit Futo Dutch Blue Polo, $69
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Friday, April 6-7 Stomp at The Fabulous Fox The international percussion sensation is an explosive, provocative, sophisticated, sexy, utterly unique show that appeals to audiences of all ages. Tickets at atlanta. broadway.com. MORE INFORMATION: The Fox Theatre
April 7 ABETTERBUZZ & WOOFS Spring Thaw
Get the newest Spring lineup from ABETTERBUZZ at their beer bust and clothing sale at Woofs. Portions of clothing and food sales will go to Lost-nFound. MORE INFORMATION: Woofs
April 10 Back To The 80’s Drag Queen Bingo A favorite bingo night is returning with an 80s blast from the blast and in support of PALS Atlanta – and at the new location at LIPS Atlanta, the bingo night is reaching new heights! MORE INFORMATION: Lips Atlanta
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April 20 - 22 Atlanta Bear Pride Bears, cubs, otters, chubs, chasers, and friends from around the globe convene once again to celebrate Atlanta Bear Pride. Check out the full schedule of special events at the Eagle, the Heretic, and more at atlantabearpride.com.
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April 13-15 Atlanta Leather Pride Weekend The new Mr. and Ms. Atlanta Eagle need to be crowned, and the 2018 Mr. Southeast Rubber needs to be found. Join a weekend full of fetish fun and festivities mainly centered around the Atlanta Eagle. Check out the full schedule at atlantaleatherpride.com.
Join the Atlanta PrideCommittee for a special LGBT Night at the Symphony where they will play Antonín Dvořák’s 7th Symphony. A post-concert reception will take place at Table Twelve Eighty Lounge. Tickets available at atlantasymphony.org.
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A Shorts Story
The weather is warming, and so are your looks! During summer shorts practically replace pants altogether, so it’s worthwhile wearing shorts in style.
By Mik Hyldebrandt
The Best Fit
Shorts should end mid-thigh to just above the knee – going below the knee will make your legs look shorter. There should also be a little room in the leg for proper movement. The Short Short If you want to show that you didn’t skip leg day at the gym, then go for the bolder short shorts which are sexy and stylish at the same time. Two Tags Dry+ V2 Shorts, $23 A&F Plainfront Shorts, $48
The Chino Short It’s a classic that’s more on the preppy side, but it can easily be dressed down with a cool t-shirt instead of a shirt. Chinos are also perfect for bolder colors and patterns. Uniqlo Men Chino Short, $30 Chubbies the Musts, $49.50
The Athletic Short The athleisure trend is still going strong, which means your stylish workout wear can easily be worn outside the gym.
The Denim Cut-Off Denim shorts – or jorts – are a great way to wear your favorite style in the summer. Buy them as shorts or do a homemade cut-off version of jeans you already own.
Mack Weldon Ace Sweatshort, $65 Rhone Swift Lined Shorts, $88
Gap Destructed Denim Shorts, $50 Pacsun Active Stretch Moto Denim Shorts, $45
Swim Shorts Swim shorts are having a moment right now because they can just as easily be worn out of the pool as in it. Supawear Supasurf Shorts, $63
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Celebrating the Kinks 2018 Atlanta Leather Pride
By Mikkel Hyldebrandt
Atlanta Leather Pride is a celebration of the Atlanta Kink, Leather, and Fetish community. It is held at the Atlanta Eagle on April 13-15 to coincide with the Atlanta Eagle’s anniversary celebration. Atlanta Leather Pride was started in 2010 by SIR Alan Penrod and Nitro Hankinson and has since grown to become a highly anticipated annual event for the leather and kink community. The weekend features a schedule of BDSM fetish demos, a BBQ beer bust, celebratory parties, a Sunday brunch and, of course, the crowning of the new 2018 Mr. and Ms. Atlanta Eagle and Mr. Southeast Rubber. See the full schedule of events and parties at atlantaleatherpride.com All proceeds from the Atlanta Leather Pride are donated to a chosen annual beneficiary, and so far more than $20,000 have been given to charitable organizations. The 2018 Atlanta Leather Pride beneficiary is the Sharon St Cyr Fund which provides financial assistance for our hearing impaired brothers and sisters who may need help to obtain hearing aids and other essentials.
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Leather Pride All leather gear is available at Barking Leather at one of their locations at either Atlanta Eagle or the main store on Lambert Drive NE. You can also shop gear at their newly updated website, barkingleather.com.
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BOOK REVIEW
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> CREDIT | Author: Katie Heaney > “Would You Rather? A Memoir of Growing Up and Coming Out”
For Katie Heaney, it was, well, pretty much anywhere. She’d always wanted a boyfriend and she’d had lots of crushes in her life but she was never meaningfully kissed. At age twenty-one, she went to Madrid for a semester with the hopes of meeting someone, but there were only seven men in the group of a hundred students. In Spain, though, after bingestreaming The L Word and falling for Shane, she began to think that maybe she might be a lesbian. Musing, she messaged her best friend, who let Heaney talk it out and decide that there was a big MAYBE involved. Even so, she never saw herself with a girlfriend. She grew up in the cold of Minnesota, had planned on spending the rest of her life close to home, and moved into an apartment near Minneapolis with her straight best friend but that was too cozy-comfy. Heaney onand-off flirted with the possibly being gay and she met a woman who was, no question, lesbian, which made her decide to shake herself out of her complacency. She visited New York, and then moved there. Being in The Big Apple was a big deal, but Heaney remained frustratingly dateless. By age twenty-four, everyone she knew
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had dated and she began blogging about it, she wrote a book, and she noticed that that affected the way men acted toward her. Four years later, her “attraction to men was just… gone” and picturing herself with a woman came “pretty easily,” which was all it seemed to take: shortly thereafter, Heaney met Lydia online, and her almostthirty-year dating desert became an oasis. She not only imagined herself with a woman, she was with a woman and nothing felt more right. And now, says Heaney, “I am living with the best roommate I have ever had.” Sometimes funny, sometimes self-depreciatingly cringe-worthy, “Would You Rather?” is a refreshing change over the I’ve-known-sinceI-was-a-child LGBTQ memoirs. Readers may also notice that it’s a bit overboard. Author Katie Heaney writes of her journey with a charming awkwardness that endears her to any reader who’s ever felt as though the different drummer they’re marching to is actually playing the bongos: same beat, different crowd. This book will resonate with all who feel left behind in a world where peers are hooked up solid, and frustration mixes with indecisiveness mixes with self-questioning. Once readers have gotten to the happy not-quite-ending, though, Heaney continues to examine her situation which, while it doesn’t completely ruin the books’ earlier allure, bruises the story somewhat. Still, this book is worthy, if nothing but for its unique coming-out POV. For that, “Would You Rather?” fits perfectly for memoir-lovers, Heaney fans, and those who bloom late.
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Why It’s OK To Be A Size Queen In last week’s column, I wrote about why dick size doesn’t matter. As most queer men can probably agree, our obsession with size extends beyond dick size. How big’s your apartment? How big are the numbers in your bank account? How big are your arms, legs, and chest? How big is your butt? Our obsession with size creates — ahem — massive problems. We equate XL to masculinity, prowess, stamina, and desirability — and, by extension, we shame men with smaller things — smaller budgets, smaller abodes, and smaller anatomy. We lump them in a category of “average,” a meaner, flatter word for “unexceptional.” But here’s the damn truth: By our absurd beauty standards, most of us are unexceptional. Yet our culture — and cultures outside queer cultures — continue to use size as a point of mockery. Look at how we laugh at Donald Trump, with his small hands and — as most believe — small anatomy. Most protest renderings of his naked body show him with a tiny dick. Trump deserves it, sure — he is in every way a boastful, boorish man with multiple sexual assault allegations levelled against him — but I imagine these depictions of him hurt guys whose bodies resemble what the public depicts as our president. When those bloated images of Trump appear, a part of the message being conveyed is that if you like like this, you’re ridiculous. We’re better than mocking him for a body and anatomy that many of us have. Let’s be clear: the majority of men have dicks that the world of gay porn would consider small. According to an article in Medical News Today, every available statistic says the average flaccid dick is 2.8 inches to 3.9 inches long. Erect, the average is 4.7 inches to 6.3 inches long. This should place us all on a pretty even playing field. Most of us are average. And average dicks feel good in sex, especially if you care about the men they’re attached to. An average dick doesn’t mean you’re any less masculine, any less of a man, than a large one. But now I’m going to flip it, because fetishes exist, and in the land of kink and fetish — the land of role play and extreme sex — we extend beyond the realm of the real world, beyond data and statistics. The world of fetish depends on exaggeration and idealization. Look at the cocks and bodies in Tom Of Finland drawings. They sell a brand of kink that isn’t welcoming or accepting or sympathetic to the average homo — rather, they sell the guidebook for a fantasy utopia which we hunger to live in, a leathery world of free sex, where butts are always round and ready to be plowed with spit lube and nothing more. The joy of kink and fetish is its obvious step away from reality. If you’re a size queen and want to get plowed by massive cocks, you can do it here, and you should. XL only.
I love XL. And XXL. And XXXL. I hunt for them. I’m really, really good at taking them. Just tonight, I was talking to a guy at a Starbucks in Hell’s Kitchen who wishes his boyfriend with a massive ten inch dick was a little smaller “because it takes five minutes to get it in.” After they fuck, he complained, his butt hurts for two days after. “That’s cute,” I told him. “I could probably take your boyfriend with spit, and I’d tell him to fuck me as hard as he can.” I’ve had practice. I’ve actively trained for big dicks — part of my devotion to the craft. I’ve had guys get insulted when I tell them I have a fetish for exceptionally large cocks. “Do average guys just not do it for you?” They do, and some of my favorite bed mates are average. The claim that a size queen always wants a big one is simply not true. You can love both. Just because you have a fetish for balloons doesn’t mean you have to drag out the the air tank and pump up a few balloons every time you want to get in the mood. Sure, some balloon fetishists may require this, but the vast majority of kinky people I know can enjoy vanilla sex with the right person. It’s not discriminatory to have a fetish. Nonkinky people tend to believe that if you have an unconventional sexual interest or practice — also called a kink — then you must always have to have that kink indulged in order to get off. Compare it to my fisting thing: being a devoted size queen led me to fisting, because you can only fetishize massive cocks so much before you extend beyond the boundaries of human anatomy. That’s where hands conveniently become useful. Fisting does change your anatomy, but it doesn’t make you hate sex with dicks, and it doesn’t render you unable to enjoy sex with dicks. But nearly every time I tell someone who I know isn’t into fisting that I like to get fisted, they reply with one of a few classic responses: “Can you still feel anything down there?” “Is regular sex still enjoyable for you?” The worst: “Sorry, I’m not into that. I don’t’ think we’re a match.” Unless I’m actually asking you to fist me, don’t assume that my enjoyment of fisting means it’s the only thing I do. My sexuality isn’t a one-trick pony capable of only one thing. And here’s the truth: No one else’s is either. With work, practice, exploration, and an adventurous mindset (as well as a certain degree of education), most people will discover that they don’t want just one thing sexually all the time. They want many things with many different people. That’s how human sexuality works. So if you’re a size queen, you can (and should) acknowledge when a sex partner is worth more than a number of inches, and if you’re only seeking a certain number of inches in your search for sex, you’re restricted yourself to a limiting and limited experience. You can (and should) acknowledge the problems of size-priority (for lack of a better term) and how it makes some men feel. And you can (and should) own and love your kink when you simply want to enjoy it — no apologies, no shame. It’s OK to be a size queen.
Alexander Cheves (Beastly) is a contributing editor for The Advocate where he writes the sex column Sexy Beast, and he is copywriter and social media manager for Fort Troff. His work has appeared in Vice, Out Magazine, Plus, Pride, Gayety, SheWired, GC Magazine, Mend, and others. He loves group sex and tiny dogs.
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Hey Girl Hey! Holler Poodles! Spring is almost here and the birds are singing and well hell, I think the bluebird of happiness just took a crap on my Frada sunglasses. Yes with an F. Don’t judge me bitches! Now don’t get me wrong, I love Spring. Fresh air, warmer temps, spring cleaning and oh yeah--springtime allergies! I don’t know about you but I suffer from really bad allergies and have a pussy cat I’m also allergic to. Ugghhh!. Add pollen to the mix and I can be guaranteed at least one sinus infection for the season. If green is your color, I’ll be making it soon. Yuck! With Spring, there are so many things I look forward to... Long walks along the cruising spots trails, sunshine caressing my alabaster skin and me in the latest fashions from Cross Dress for Less (I can dream bitches). Clearly, not everyone can wear clothes like I can. My body just absorbs color and pattern so I must be bold with my choices! I’m a canvas for fashion much like a circus tent. Funny, “Send in the Clowns” just came on Pandora. My philosophy about fashion is simple--if I like it and it’s comfortable, I wear it. If I feel good in it, then I know I’m gonna sell it on the runway! Hell, think of what people had to wear a hundred years ago. Downton Abbey while a wonderful glimpse into the past makes me clutch my lady balls with fear. I feel claustrophobic just looking at those clothes! What makes me smile now are the trends coming back from my youth. Boat shoes! Really? Schoolboy Eyeglasses and 80’s fashion. Hell, let’s bring back streaking!! Now that would be cool. Some people are just too stiff and may need a good streaker to brighten their day. Who’s up for it? Let’s all bring it back together! I’ll do it! Hell, I’ll even audition men by email. Send your nude pics to me at maryedith99@gmail.com. I’ll let you know what I think. I’m serious! Till next time, Holllllerrrrrrr! Love and lashes,
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