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Winter is here and with it comes the inevitable fact that we have to step out of those comfy flip-flops and pull on socks and heavier footwear. And when that time comes many men start to wonder: How do I actually match my socks? It goes without saying that the left should match the right, but the challenge lies in how you match your socks to the rest of your outfit. Should they somehow match your clothing? or is it okay if they don't match at all? Is there a sock color that simply matches everything? Here are a few ground rules to wearing—and matching—socks!
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Kick off your holiday season with icy fun at Atlanta’s only outdoor skating rink. This year the downtown attraction is celebrating its 15th anniversary as an Atlanta holiday tradition. Ice skaters can enjoy skating on real ice, covered seating, theatrical lighting, and great holiday music. it costs $10 per person for 90 minutes of skate time. centennialpark.com 11.29.13-12.29.13 A CHRISTMAS CAROL – ALLIANCE THEATRE
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The singing competition that took Atlanta by storm last year is back for a second season! Fifteen contestants were selected from the pool of video submissions and now they’re competing for the first time at the live auditions. The winner receives a complete press package, EP recording, a cash prize, and will appear on the cover of FENUXE with a featured editorial. For more information visit singforyourlifeATL.com. 12.14.13 TARA WINDS PRESENTS THE 25TH ANNUAL MUSIC OF THE SEASON HOLIDAY PERFORMANCE - KENNESAW STATE UNIVERSITY’S BAILEY CENTER PERFORMANCE HALL
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Capricorn [DEC. 22 – JAN. 19] Tip of the hat to you, lovey! You have found enrichment--no sense in delaying adornment--go for it! Your day to shine is the 7th. Be sure ro check under the crook of your arm to see who has hooked up with you to ‘help’ you cross the ‘street.’
AQUARIUS [JAN. 20 – FEB. 18] Goad not others, for you would definitely not see that jab from the left coming straight at you, enmeshed as you are in your very own fairy tale. If you take the time to be there for others, to truly hear what they are saying, you will be astonished by the graces bestowed upon you. Don’t take ‘no’ for Ana answer on the 11th. (as if you ever would!)
PISCES [FEB. 19 – MAR. 20] Hardscrabble times are over, the sun is rising. Go forth, revel in the jewel tones of day and the glitter of the night--nothing but your own self-deprecation can stop you now! Pay attention to what you eat, and most importantly, what you drink. Tread gently on the 17th-say nothing you will later regret.
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[MAR. 21 – ApR. 19] A coat of many colors will boost your spirits, protect you from the elements, act as a de facto shield against prying eyes. But under it, oh yes, something beaded, a sheath, sultry, silky, and be sure to flip your lid and toss that coat onto the pile to let yourself truly shine on the dance floor. And shine you will! Be secretive, cloying, and enticing on the 18th.
Taurus [ApR. 20 – MAY 20] you are really becoming quite the party animal. Newly slick and svelte--all that hard work, determination, and what you construe as self-flagellation are not only paying off, they are going to allow you to move more freely through your worlds. Something slightly peaka-boo would be appropriate for evenings, the velvet touch will rule the night. You will turn them green with envy, honey, enter with your head held high on the 16th.
GemIni [MAY 21 – JUN. 22] You are healing nicely, much to your chagrin. You are ready, more than ready to re-enter the fray. Choose your apparel wisely, no matter how beautiful it looks on you, if you can’t move in it, it won’t be of much use in your circles. Glide, watch your step, keep your focus,and you will be the star. Be humble on the 19th. Yes, humble, yes, you.
CANCER [JUN. 21 – JUL. 22] Everyone has forgotten your transgressions in the interim, except you. There are not many ways to go but forward, and you, my darling, are a survivor. You are loved, you are ensconced in love, and it is time to choose apparel to let your dreamy side emerge. Soft, shimmery, translucent, swirly, even if just a scarf, will give you the softness you crave and deserve. The 13th is like a dream. Stay sharp enough to register the beauty that surrounds you. Gratitude is warranted.
LEO [JUL. 23 – AUG. 22] You are learning quiet and stealth—unheard of traits for you, but yes, you can learn to take a backseat for a while. Work at developing your compassionate side--it is the singularly most potent weapon you possess, and my dear, you have an enormous arsenal. Those traits you exercise are the ones you master, and you are learning a softer, kinder way. Sure, there are those who will try to take the opportunity to squish you in what they perceive as weak moments, but your are unsquishable by your very nature. Revel in your crown, your headdress, your jewels and your inner glow on the 7th. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, though nibbles are appropriate.
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[AUG. 23 – SEpT. 22] Presents? For you? Just say Thank You. You are entering a phase of receiving; use the time to grow your inner resources, to enrich your skills, and to bring order to the chaos you have allowed to get out of control. Accept the help that is offered to you on the 5th--there is no shame to learning a better way to handle things. The 8th, for you, can be a miraculous milestone in your evolution. Wear something structured, but nice. Winter Whites set off your beautiful complexion.
libra
[SEpT. 23 – OCT. 22] Like the Phoenix, you, too, will rise again from that shattered heap of ashes that formerly went by the name of Ego. There is No warranty. there are No replacement parts, but steely, unrelenting grit is the essence of your persona. Know that you are loved, but until you love yourself, it is for naught. This may seem totally out of character, but somehow plaids, wool, and cashmere seem to be calling. Go forth into the night heavily swaddled on the 9th.
scorpio
[OCT. 23 – NOV. 22] You are currently deluding yourself; you need to remove your blinders, throw open the portals, rub your eyes and try to truly take in your surroundings. They have changed n’est-ce pas? Will you continue to delude yourself? A naked eye, a straight back + cool composure will aid you greatly in achieving your aim, though you do not want to believe it is even possible. It is. You will make marked, measurable progress on the 10th. Crepe-soled shoes and a cape are good friends.
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Holler Poodles!! Fall on our knees ladies! The holidays are upon us and I am bloated with acceptance. With these technomological devices and disdragtions everywhere, it occurs to me y’all might need some advice on navimagating the holiday dating scene. Listen up girls! Mary Edith Pitts’ Holiday Dating Do’s and Don’ts 1. DO set up a Grindr, Growlr or Scruff Profile. If you ain’t a pretty girl, use somebody else’s picture cause everybody needs love. If you ain’t got no iphone, yo ass is screwed! 2. This is a game so never ever show your true feelings! When you see a guy you like, DO NOT initiate contact. Stand in a corner all meek and mild--this gives the impression you are shy, pristine and virginal. If you is too forward, he’ll know you is a slut!
supposed to pay. Keep drinking cause you know he is starting to make your panties wet! 7. When he takes you back to his place, run to the bathroom and DO an emergency cake test. If your finger comes out clean, wash yo ass with soap and toilet paper. That way, when he sees the tp residue, he’ll know you washed! I recommend red and green paper for the holidays. 8. After your date is done, DO text AND call him frequently to tell him you loved your holiday date. If he doesn’t return your calls, he’s just playing a game. Show up at his door to let him know you mean business!
3. When yo man approaches you to speak, remember, you is a lady! DO let the purse fall out yo mouth and let the sibilant ‘SSSSS’ run free. He knows you is a lady and likes it!
Love and lashes,
4. DO NOT shower before your date. That way if things start getting heated, you’ll remember yo ass is stank and is off limits. Remember poodles, it is an outright sin to go butt bumpin on a first date! “Keep yo legs closed to married men.”
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