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ccording to a recent survey conducted by the condom company, Durex, 31% of American men say the place they would most like to make love is the White House. (Dr. Freud, where are you?) Couple this with Thomas Fuller’s observation, “Good clothes open all doors,” and it becomes abundantly clear that we have got to get shopping for this fantasy to come true. After all, it is very unlikely that Michelle and Barack will be opening their home to couples wanting to sex it up in the White House anytime soon. So, until they do, the majority of us will have to sneak our way in like the Salahis — a couple who purportedly skirted security by dressing the part in a tux and red sari.
Not being a big fan of men wearing saris, I recommend building your look around an amazing topcoat. Not only are they sexy as hell, they are incredibly practical. Who doesn’t love a coat that can
be worn with a suit one day and jeans the next? At the top of my list are the military-inspired coats from Bottega Veneta. (Thank you, Tomas Maier.) Next in line is Nigel Cabourn’s wool topcoat that makes my heart skip a beat. And for those with an edgier side, check out the layered leather and wool topcoat from Givenchy ... a clear standout. Now you’re probably asking what a stealth intruder such as yourself should wear under such amazing outerwear? Might I suggest one of the patterned sport coats that have taken off in popularity since their runway debuts for Fall? Personally, I have several favorites. At the top of my list is the Raven Print Blazer by Alexander McQueen. Take a trip to the men’s department at Neiman Marcus to fall in love with this beauty in person. And while you are there, check out my next three favorites: DSquared2’s Tokyo Velvet Jacket, Etro’s Paisley Jacket, and Michael Bastian’s Plaid
Dinner Jacket. You may just want to wear one of these babies home. If subtlety is your thing, consider Maison Martin Margiela’s three piece camel suit at Barney’s. Then make your way over to Ralph Lauren to admire the Black Label double breasted suit in charcoal. And if you’re comfortable amping up the sex appeal, slip on a black two button wool suit at Dolce & Gabbana. (Like a glove, I tell you! Like a glove!) Please note that if you DO choose a suit over a patterned jacket, be sure to pair it with a shirt and tie in complementing patterns for a modern take on a classic look. Inarguably, the item that can make or break any outfit (or covert operation) are the shoes! Think about it: How many of us are guilty of writing off a guy just because his shoes were too square ... or too pointy ... or just too plain ugly? (Be honest. I won’t tell.) So to avoid being turned away at the gate, invest in the monk strap - a
shoe that transitions effortlessly from suits to jeans and pairs perfectly will all of the above-mentioned fashion. Make a trail to Gucci, John Lobb, and Florsheim to find the variation best for you. Finally, we each have to consider what our partners in crime will be wearing in this scenario, and since I can only answer for myself, I feel no shame in telling you that I imagine my guy wearing head to toe Tom Ford in white, white, and more white. (Underneath it all will be a pair of 2(x)ist camouflage briefs that just may come in handy during a quick getaway across the Rose Garden.) In fact, he will be so dazzling that Michelle will have no choice but to wave us in from the second-floor balcony. Now, if getting all dolled up seems like way too much work to gain entrance into the White House, allow me to make another suggestion. Rumor has it that a 100K donation will earn you a night in the Lincoln Bedroom. (Sex and a write off !) All said and done, I ultimately hope that this article helps a vast number of men get that much closer to realizing their fantasy of having sex in the White House... and to earning bragging rights to some of the best Facebook posts, EVER! 2(x)ist Shipley & Halmos
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This will also mark the second year I have participated in this particular fundraising event. You may remember last year’s Santa Speedo Run that benefitted “Bert’s Big Adventure,” an organization that provides allexpense-paid trips to Disney World for financially-challenged families with children who have terminal illnesses. As excited as I was to be a part of that fundraiser, I’m even more excited about the fact that the Santa Speedo Run changes its beneficiary each year, allowing us to spread awareness about even more great organizations and causes while making an impact in the lives of those less fortunate.
Representing Fenuxe Magazine, I will be running in the Atlanta Santa Speedo Run and hope you can do the same, but if you can’t, please consider skipping that morning latte or dinner out and donate toward our fundraising page (the link is at the end of this article). With your help we can raise money for research, education, and support for children with cancer. Come out, watch us all sprint down Peachtree in our Speedos and festive costumes, and have a cocktail with the great and courageous guys and gals who are participating. It’s always an awesome party and with a strong gay following, who knows?! Maybe you’ll even find a stocking stuffer to take home.
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A sparkling spectacle in the heart of Midtown, the Atlanta Botanical Garden has once again turned into a wonderland blanketed with glowing lights and dazzling displays. Working to be an example in the community, all of their lights - more than one million of them - are LED bulbs or low-energy consuming products and is considered the largest light show in the country to “go all green.” Covering 30 acres in all the colors of the rainbow, this has quickly become an urban holiday tradition. “This year’s show is going to be bigger, brighter, and better than ever,” says the Garden’s Executive Director Mary Pat Matheson.
The display also includes many new attractions. Stroll through the Cascades Garden which will include the new “Liquid Lights” installment featuring blue and white lighted fountain sprays and water curtains. From there, move on to the “Starry Night Walk,” inspired by Van Gogh’s famous painting, which sparkles with dozens of swirling stars twinkling along a camellia-lined walkway. If you have a special someone you’d like to bring along, this is the perfect place to steal a kiss. You’ll also have the pleasure of some beautiful high-tech displays indoors throughout the conservatories. On your way to the Fuqua Orchid Center, stop at the Great Lawn and enjoy the musical installation of “Orchestral Orbs,” a frenetic topiary light show choreographed to
festive holiday music which you may have seen last year. Other displays include the “Glittery Galaxy,” the “Funky Forest,” and the Edible Garden’s “Brilliant Bugs,” along with the tropical laser lights in the conservatory. Keep an eye out for the “frelves,” the frog-elves which will be hidden along the paths for visitors to find. Also check out the amazing floriculture displays like the 30-foot-long wall of live poinsettias and orchids as well as an 18-foot-tall poinsettia tree. Sate your thirst at the new Glow Bar, roast some s’mores in a fire, or check out the delicious dinner menu from MetroFresh. TICKETS: Adults $20 ($17 w/ garden membership), Children $14 ($11 w/ garden membership)
PRANCING POOCHES PARADE AT THE GARDEN Finally! The Reindog Parade, literally the only day of the year when you can bring your dog to the Botanical Gardens. Beginning at 11 A.M. on Dec. 8, packs of pooches and puppies alike will parade across the stage in their finest holiday attire. A panel of local celebrity judges will dole out prizes for Best Puppy, Best Adult, Best Botanical, Best Dog-Owner Dress-Alike, Best Dog Pack, and finally - Best in Show. In addition there will be a Doggie Expo offering canine-specific products, services,
and information as well as refreshments available under the Pup Tent. You may also want to take a photo of your darling doggy with Botanical Saint Nick. THE CATCH: All dogs must be preregistered and forms are available on the Garden’s website or via reindog@ atlantabotanicalgarden.org. The cost, in addition to regular Garden admission, is $15 per dog, or $18 at the door (max two dogs per owner).
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mere hour and a half north of Atlanta lies a quaint, clean, picturesque mountain town filled with tasteful boutiques, inviting eateries, riveting flora, and best of all: long, winding roads that lead to rustic, tranquil cabins high atop the darling little hamlet of Blue Ridge, Ga. The trip to Blue Ridge is remarkably bereft of the stress that travel can sometimes present. Heading out, we aimed our car north on 575 and literally made zero turns until we pulled into Mountain Top Cabin Rentals’ office to grab our keys. Leaves smacked into our windshield as we closed in on the town, like fliers from the mountains themselves advertising a winsome wilderness just up the road.
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The depth of relaxation that settles around you as the traffic and noise disappear can’t be overstated. Lanes get bigger and the claustrophobic choke of city congestion falls away as a languid company of trees sway lazily alongside your car. To locals, the changing of the leaves is considered a color show, but it could be more of a color competition with bursts of vermillion and sienna dominating the terrain while orange and canary grapple for second — a complaisant marigold affair. We wound up the mountain, anticipation sky-high, and pulled into a rocky driveway lined with Herculean evergreens. Trying to stay in the car long enough to park was an immediate challenge, but we managed not to botch that. To step out into the neighboring hinterland of Blue Ridge and hear no honking, no sirens, no ringtones, no barking, no engines, no loudspeakers, nothing but the whispering of thousands of trees and the concession of gravel crunching underfoot effects an instant mental
massage for the weary. Achievement unlocked: Tranquility. The moment we stepped into the cabin, our mouths fell open at how beautiful the place was. Every corner was masterfully crafted from hardwoods with spruce frames and white pine siding, as though the mountain itself fashioned us a nest from its stores. Our gasps echoed through the vaulted ceiling as we opened door after door of suites filled with expertly arranged furnishings and pre-emptively heated bathrooms. We marveled at the grandiosity of the landscape that unrolled before us from the balcony as one blue peak overtook the next in endless rounds, leaving no mystery to the town’s namesake. Being in the city for so long, we almost forgot what clean air smelled like. With amenities that transients won’t find in a hotel, the cabins are stocked in the most thoughtful of ways that grants guests the luxury of packing light. Every cabinet in the kitchen was filled with all the necessary tools
to entertain a full house for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Pots, pans, spatulas, flatware, mugs, saucers, plates, strainers, pot holders — all items a kitchen aficionado appreciates, well-organized and at the ready. So accommodating are Mountain Top’s cabins, that they left food and water bowls for our animals. (Many of their properties are pet-friendly, which makes planning that much easier.) Interestingly enough, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution’s most recent census shows Fannin County (wherein Blue Ridge resides) is home to the third-largest population of gay couples in Georgia. As such, you don’t need to bring the “family” — they’re already there. I have to admit: Having never been to the mountains for any longer than it took to drive over them on the way elsewhere, I was initially apprehensive that we’d have bears, raccoons, and possums barging onto the property to terrorize the camp. Not so. In fact, when we did hear the occasional rustle in the leaves
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On the normally tranquil corner of 10th and Piedmont, guys in hard hats carry around nail guns, sledge hammers, drills, levels, and rolls of blueprints while yelling into walkie-talkies, leaving us to wonder: What exactly is going on in the place that used to be Outwrite Books? Sean Yeremyan (pronounced yedda-mee-YAHN) doesn’t mind answering that question. Slated for sometime midDecember, Sean and his brother Gilbert, the entrepreneurial duo behind Gilbert’s and HOBNOB, plan to open the appropriately named 10th & Piedmont, a chic new eatery whose food aims to imbue local (Southern) ingredients into more global dishes. “We want an upscale feel to a restaurant that is also
approachable,” Sean explains of the inspiration behind 10th. “Something that is homey, yet elegant.” Apart from being a highlyanticipated new restaurant, 10th & Piedmont will also serve as a new hotspot for the Midtown crowd, transforming into a late-night vodka bar after the conclusion of dinner. On Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, 10th & Piedmont will feature a rotating lineup of DJs to match the energy of other beat-centric hangouts. Though the design team has completely gutted the interior of the former bookstore, the Yeremyan brothers wanted to retain the same type of environment that Outwrite espoused.
“This corner is more than just a business venue for us and for our community – It represents equality and diversity.”
“We want to carry on the legacy [of Outwrite],” Sean told Fenuxe. “People will be able to come in, have a seat, and relax.” As with Outwrite, large windows will give guests a familiar view of the bustling corner outside while a relaxed atmosphere with a more open floor plan will facilitate mingling among the crowd. A newly-created rooftop trellis will run the length of the restaurant, giving the place a unique and updated look that locals and visitors can’t miss. Patrons can also expect complimentary valet parking just across the street at Blue MedSpa after 7 P.M. “This corner is more than just a business venue for us and for our community,” Sean said. “It represents equality and diversity.” The restaurant’s cuisine will feature the talents of Executive Chef Brett Ring, a south Florida native who earned his degree at the prestigious Johnson and Wales
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YOUR GUIDE TO GAY ATLANTA
OUTPHOTOS
MOVEMBER PARTY 11.5.2012 • Spice Market
MO-Bros and MO-Sisters gathered to raise money for prostate and testicular cancer at the W Hotel.
THE TOY PARTY
SANTA SPEEDO RUN
HERETIC TURNS 21
GIVING JOY TO GIRLS & BOYS
A PLETHORA OF HOLIDAY PACKAGES
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G AY P L ACES + S CENES
Bliss Atlanta
2284 Cheshire Bridge Rd.
Jungle Club
The Heretic
2115 Faulkner Rd.
2069 Cheshire Bridge Rd.
BR ID CH ES HI RE
1544 Piedmont Rd.
Cowtippers
Food
Brushstrokes
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1510 Piedmont Ave.
Felix’s
Sports
1510 Piedmont Ave.
Leather
Mixx
1492 Piedmont Ave.
Non-Smoking
Oscar’s
Retailer
Roxx Tavern & Diner
Tripp’s Bar
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PIEDMONT AVE.
Pool Tables
1842 Cheshire Bridge Rd.
1824 Cheshire Bridge Rd.
1600 Piedmont Ave.
Live Entertainment
Las Margaritas
GE
Woofs
The Hideaway
Club/Dancing
2345 Chesire Bridge Rd.
1086 Alco St.
2425 Piedmont Ave.
MAPKEY
BJ Roosters
Opus One
1931 Piedmont Cir.
Hobnob
1551 Piedmont Ave.
Boy Next Door
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1447 Piedmont Ave NE
1510 Piedmont Ave.
Burkharts
1510 Piedmont Ave.
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AMSTERDAM AVE.
14TH ST.
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Amsterdam Cafe 302 Amsterdam Ave. 12TH ST.
Einstein’s
F.R.O.G.S.
1077 Juniper St.
931 Monroe Dr. 10TH ST.
The Pet Set
Gilbert’s Cafe The Fifth Ivory
219 10th St.
794 Juniper St.
PONCE DE LEON AVE. NORTH AVE.
931 Monroe Dr.
227 10th St.
PIEDMONT AVE.
893 Peachtee St.
JUNIPER ST.
Bulldogs
MetroFresh
Blake’s
976 Piedmont Ave.
PEACHTREE ST.
WEST PEACHTREE ST.
I-75 I-85
SPRING ST.
1049 Juniper St.
MONROE DR.
Joe’s On Juniper
Friends On Ponce
736 Ponce de Leon Ave.
Atlanta Eagle
306 Ponce de Leon Ave.
Rawhide Leather
306 Ponce de Leon Ave.
Model-T
669 Ponce de Leon Ave.
Not Shown:
Mary’s
My Sister’s Room
Swinging Richards
Club Rush
Sister Louisa’s
The Cockpit
LeBuzz
2715 Buford Higway
1287 Glenwood Ave.
466 Edgewood Ave.
1271 Glenwood Ave.
465 Boulevard
1400 Northside Dr.
585 Franklin Road
PARTYPICKS The Best Parties
12.02.2012 the 10th annUaL toy Party THE AMERICA’S MART 3
Atlanta’s hottest holiday party is here. With at least 12 Circus performers, 11 velvet jackets, 10 Nuns with beards, 9 hors d’oeuvres, 8 tasty liquors, 7 drag queens, 6 sexy servers, 5 homeless Elmos, 4 chocolate fountains, 3 French hens, 2 guest speakers, and a human.
12.7 – 10.2012
heretic’S 21St anniVerSary 10 P.M.
Join in the celebration over this weekend-long celebration of Heretic’s 21st – they’re finally legal! Friday: DJ Lydia Prim. 10 PM, no cover before 11 PM. Saturday: DJ Micky Friedmann from Berlin. 10 PM, no cover before 11 PM. Monday: Customer Appreciation Party 8-10 PM by invitation only.
12.01.2012
naUghty or nice FaShion MINT SALON 7-10PM
It’s fashion. Charity. Food. Cocktails … it’s a party! Walk down the red carpet, buy some great items at the silent auction, enjoy some great music, and help support CHRIS Kids at this great event. $25/ticket.
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WEEKLYBARPICKS MONDAY
Amsterdam – Industry Night – 9PM Blakeʼs – Brain Freeze Trivia – 11PM Followed by Drag on the Edge Show Burkhartʼs – Blue Monday Karaoke – 11:30PM Cockpit – Happy Bear Cocktail Hour – 6-9PM Friends On Ponce – DJ opens at 2PM Jungle – Stars of the Century –11PM LeBuzz – Drag Star – 10PM Maryʼs – Industry Night – 5PM Model T – Wheel of ? with Elvis – 9PM Oscarʼs – Midtown Martini Club – 4PM | Service Industry Night – 9PM Sister Louisaʼs Church – Ping Pong Tournament – 8PM The Hideaway – Domestic Beer Special Trippʼs – Monday Night Madness – 9PM Woofs – Texas Holdʼem Poker – 7:30PM
WEDNESDAY
Blakeʼs – Lust and Bust Show – 11PM Burkhartʼs – Humpday Karaoke – 11:30PM Friends On Ponce – Team Trivia – 8PM Gilberts – Trivioke – 10PM Heretic – HUMP Dress Code Night – 10PM Joeʼs on Juniper – Crazy Bitch Bingo – 8PM Las Margaritas – Trivia – 7:30PM LeBuzz – Theme Nights – 9PM Maryʼs – The Honey Pot – 9PM
TUESDAY
Amsterdam – Evolve Showtunes – 9PM Blakeʼs – I Gotta Sing! Karaoke by Jerry – 11PM Burkhartʼs – Trivia Tuesday Karaoke – 11:30PM Cowtippers – Trivia – 8PM Friends On Ponce – Letʼs Make A Deal with Ken – 6PM Heretic – 3 Legged Cowboy Dance Lessons – 8PM LeBuzz – Krazy Karaoke – 10PM Maryʼs – Mary-oke – 9PM MIXX – Piano Night with David Reeb – 8PM Model T – Texas Holdʼem Poker with Nut Flush – 9:30PM My Sisterʼs Room – Trivia – 8PM Oscarʼs – Show Tune Tuesday – 8 PM The Hideaway – Service Industry Night | Trivia with Will – 9PM Trippʼs – Ladies Night – 9PM Woofs – Industry Discount Day – 10AM to 10PM
MIXX – Texas Holdʼem Poker with Nut Flush – 7PM Model T – Karaoke with Pat & Tina – 10PM My Sisterʼs Room – Karaoke – 8PM Oscarʼs – ReBooT Retro – 8PM Sister Louisaʼs Church – Church Organ Karaoke – 10PM The Hideaway – Miss Laurenʼs Poker – 7PM Trippʼs – Free Taco Bar – 5PM Woofs – Trivia – 8PM
THURSDAY
Blakeʼs – Texas Holdʼem Poker – 7PM Blakeʼs – The Shawnna Factor Show – 11PM Burkhartʼs – Twisted Thursdays – 11:30PM Cowtippers – Movie Night – 8PM Friends On Ponce – Where Girls who like Girls meet Girls with Regina Simms – 8PM Gilberts – Wine Tasting – 6:30 – 9:30PM Heretic – 3 Legged Cowboy Line Dance Lessons – 8PM Joeʼs on Juniper – Trivia – 8PM Las Margaritas – Crazy Bitch Bingo – 7:30PM LeBuzz – Ladies Night – 11PM Maryʼs – Balls Out Thursdays Theme Night – 9PM MIXX – The Toolbox – 6PM | The Unexpected Cabaret – 11PM Model T – Wheel of ? with Michael – 9PM My Sisterʼs Room – Xplosion – 10PM Oscarʼs – Petey Party - 2PM – 8PM Tripps – Karaoke – 9PM Woofs – Country Music – 7PM
FRIDAY
Blakeʼs – Charlieʼs Angels Show with Charlie Brown – 11PM Burkhartʼs – The Fab Five – 11:30PM Friends On Ponce – Happy Times with Ken & Kelly Heretic – DJ Lydia Prim – 10PM LeBuzz – Divas Cabaret – 11PM Maryʼs – Boys Room – 5PM MIXX – End of the Week Party with Ron – 4PM | Grown & Sexy Dance – 10PM Model T – Free Friday Bagels – 10AM Oscarʼs – 80ʼs Retro Vidz – 8PM Trippʼs – Afternoon Delights – 4PM Woofs – TGIF Cocktail Night – 5PM
SATURDAY Blakeʼs – Open at 1PM. Non stop music & Video. Daring Divaʼs Show – 11PM Burkhartʼs – Extravaganza – 11:30PM Friends On Ponce – Afternoon Funtime with DJ 12-6PM LeBuzz – Divas Cabaret – 11PM Maryʼs – Hot Mess Dance Party – 9PM MIXX – Afternoon Grill-out – 4PM | Guest DJʼs Dance – 10PM Model T – Saturday Night Live with Michael – 9PM Oscarʼs – Total Request Videos – 8PM Trippʼs – Cook out – 3PM
SUNDAY Amsterdam – Brunch – 11AM Blakeʼs – Open at 1PM, Classic Blakeʼs Bill Berdeaux spins @ 3PM, Darryl Cox @ 7PM, Texas Holdʼem upstairs @ 2 PM Burkhartʼs – The Armorettes – 8PM Friends On Ponce – DJʼs Smirnoff B Mary Bar 12:30PM Gilbertʼs – Brunch – 10AM Las Margaritas – Brunch – 11AM Model T – Sunday Dinner with Ron – 3:30PM MIXX – Grill Out & Beer Bust – 4PM | Old School Sunday Dance – 7PM Roxx Tavern –Brunch – 11AM The Hideaway – Bloody Mary Bar – 12:30PM Trippʼs – Buffet of Goodness – 3 pm | Karaoke – 9PM FENUXE.COM : 69
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CULTURALPICKS 12.7 & 8.2012
atLanta gay Men’S chorUS hoLiDay concert
THE CATHEDRAL OF ST. PHILIP 8 P.M.
This marks the 32nd year that the Atlanta Gay Men’s Chorus has brought us great music to celebrate the sounds of the season. This year’s performance is titled “And on Earth, Peace” and features a number of special arrangements of familiar holiday tunes as well as special guest star Megan Mashburn. Check AGMchorus.org for more. Tickets from $15-$40.
12.7 – 26.2012
atLanta baLLet’S nUtcracKer
THE FABULOUS FOX THEATRE
Begin your holiday season with this classic ballet. The fun-filled, magical adventure comes to life with the music of Tchaikovsky and the talented footwork of the Atlanta Ballet. From the moment the Drosselmeyer arrives on the scene to distribute toys, to the final waltz, you will be swept away in a world of enchantment. Tickets from $20. AtlantaBallet.com
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COMMUNITYPICKS 12.01.2012
Joining heartS hoSt intereSt Meeting EINSTEIN’S 2-5PM
Joining Hearts will be holding a little celebration for everyone interested in becoming a host for 2013. With appetizers provided by Einstein’s and 20% of bar sales going to Joining Hearts you can celebrate World AIDS Day by helping this great cause – and enjoying a little party! 12.6.2012 aen ceLebrateS the hoLiDayS! THE FIFTH IVORY 6:30 – 9:30 P.M.
The Atlanta Executive Network is celebrating the holidays in style at Midtown Atlanta’s only piano lounge, The Fifth Ivory. Anticipate great food, soothing music, and a festive crowd to mingle with. half off your first cocktail with a donated toy or gift card. Admission is $20 for guests or free for AEN members. AEN.org 12.08.2012 Santa SPeeDo rUn HUDSON GRILLE 2 P.M.
The Atlanta Santa Speedo Run is bigger and better than ever. The event is set to raise an estimated $150,000 for CURE Childhood Cancer, which has been named this year’s beneficiary. Over the years this event has become a favorite of Atlanta’s gay community, and having tripled in size it’s easy to see why. With scores of scantily-clad runners booking it through the city there is simply no better way to celebrate the holiday season. Register or support a runner at AtlantaSantaSpeedoRun.org
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Hey Poodles! I’ve been going to all these holiday parties and all these people insist on handing me drinks as soon as I get off my rascal scooter. As I’ve said before, I don’t drink [much] and I don’t appreciate when some of you inseminate otherwise. I crashed attended a holiday party last night at the home of a dear friend stranger in the exotic locale of Brookhaven Jonesboro. From what I remember of the party, it was a great time had by all. I made my famous chocolate dump cake with peanuts which surprisingly no one touched. Everyone must have been concerned about the peanut recall. I remember dancing grinding with some man until somebody had called me a white elephant and started passing me all these awful gifts. Clearly, I must have been slipped a roofie drank too much because when I woke up was asked to leave or they would call the cops, I was missing a few key articles of clothing in the bathroom. After grabbing a curtain panel and stapler, I vowed was issued a restraining order to never go there again. It just goes to show you never know who you can trust. Even Santa Claus! As a little girl of 21, every time I sat in Santa’s lap at the mall, it felt like he was trying to stick the North Pole up my chimney. Then he wanted to complain about the lump of coal I gave him! Well!? Of course my favorite part of the holiday season is the Christmas music. I just love that new little lesbian’s Christmas album “Under the Mistletoe by Justina Bieber”. She looks just like a boy. Her video of the “Little Drummer Boy” dressed up in leather
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bondage gear brought a tear to my eye and a fart to my butt. Hauntingly beautiful. Finally, what Christmas wouldn’t be complete without the joy drama of family. My great great grandmother Nana Split Pitts will be joining me, my ex-husband Barry Hinden Berg [yes I did take on his name while we were married for that one week-Mary Edith Pitts-Burgh] and my evil sister, Olive Pitts and her 14 adopted children from Africa or Octomom, I can’t keep it straight. Anyway, Nana will be celebrating her 117th birthday during this season so Olive bought her an urn and a match. I guess she’s on Santa’s naughty list. All joking aside--Have a wonderful holiday season and make every moment count! Love and lashes,
Mary Edith Pitts Please send comment and feedback to me at maryedith99@gmail.com
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SAGITTARIUS
[Nov. 23 to Dec. 21] Your enthusiasm to help in the kitchen is great, but stop spiking the egg nog with Lortab. (Those are only for us to share, hello.)
Capricorn
[Dec. 22 to Jan. 19] Don’t fret! You’ll get the mall Santa job back once the charges are dropped.
AQUARIUS
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[Jan. 20 – Feb. 18] We love a good pep-talk about drugs, but aren’t you the one who keeps trying to smoke the wreath?
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PISCES
[Feb. 19 – Mar. 20] Oh, you’ve made a rap version of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” this year? Get out! (No seriously, pack your shit and get out.)
ARIES
Taurus
[Apr. 20 – May 20] Oh, you’ve made a rap version of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” this year? Get out! (No seriously, pack your shit and get out.)
GemIni
[May 21 – Jun. 22] It would be sexy that you can play the Island of Misfit Toys song on guitar if only you didn’t point to that thing on your back to demonstrate that you’re one, too.
CANCER
[Jun. 21 – Jul. 22] Alcoholism isn’t funny, but that perpetually red nose works for the Rudolph costume, so we applaud your hard work.
LEO
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[Jul. 23- Aug. 22] That “Designing Women” nativity scene was kick ass. That’s all.
virgo
[Aug. 23 to Sept. 22] No matter how much you insist it’s true, you can’t sing like Michael Buble. In fact, you sound more like Fran Drescher in a bear trap.
libra
[SEPT. 23 – OCT. 22] Your lover has always likened your penis to “the Charlie Brown Christmas tree.” Until you watch the movie this year, you’ve always taken it as a compliment.
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[OCT. 23 – NOV. 22] A lot of us are from the south, but you’re the only one who keeps insisting your cousin wear the mistletoe belt you made for him. Cut it out.
FENUXE OUTPHOTOS after dark
TOY PARTY VIP RECEPTION 11.11.2012 • Rooftop 866 Renaissance Hotel “Sponsors, patrons, and philanthropists alike gathered over cocktails to celebrate the Kickoff of The Toy Party 2012.”
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MISS ORIGINALITY PAGEANT 12.9.2012 • Jungle
“Spectacular performances were judged by celebrity drag queen Sharon Needles as well as Kevin Bryant, Evelyn Mims, Rick Westbrook, and Officer Brian Sharp.”
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FENUXE OUTPHOTOS after dark
DRAGGIN’ CON • 11.15.2012 • Burkhart’s Burkhart’s was loud and live Thursday night witformer contestants from RuPaul’s Drag Race.
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