Feburary 2020 // 3
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The Chucklehead Speaks Marriage is tough and requires cooperation between two parties to make it work. Fair is a shade of makeup. I’m in the 50% of the population where marriages ended in divorce. The other 50% ends in death so I think I got the better end of the deal. Without divorces, most of our restaurants wouldn’t be able to find servers and bartenders. When I was married, I came home from work one day and asked my wife if she will always love me and never leave me even as I grow old, with failing eyesight and a hard to control bladder. She told me, “Of course I’ll love you and would never leave you because of that.” I asked her if she will love me if I became impotent and we didn’t have a sex life anymore. “Nonsense,” she said. “It won’t be a problem.” I asked her if she would still love me if I was walked out from my high profile, six figure income job in Silicon Valley and we couldn’t continue to afford the same lifestyle. She reassured me that she would always love me told me but most of all, she would miss me.
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