Front Row Monthly | July 2012

LulyYang

JULY 2012

in love with

Lekuin vh1 baseball wives’

Brooke Villone the art of

Chocomoo Yuka

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florals - in your yard and in your closet tips for upcycling your wardrobe sweet pea and fay cosmetics “my favorite things” goes BOND

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TABLE of CONTENTS 14 18 26

on the COVER 30 44 50 62

Luly Yang Brooke Villone Chocomoo Yuka Lekuin

FASHION 6 9 10 12 26 42 58 61

Accessories Battle of the Brand Zhanna Favorite Things FRM 4th of July Looks for Less Upcycle Thrift into Summer

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16 Summer Hair 58 Floral 70 SweetPea & Fay

COLUMNS 22 24 54 68 70

Why You Should Care Dish RADAR Train Wrecked In this Corner

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Gina Hussar ART DIRECTOR Rob Soltis MANAGING DIRECTOR Edwin Shaw DIRECTOR OF ADVERTISING Keith Knezovich SENIOR MARKET EDITOR Charissa Livingston DIRECTOR OF DEVELOPMENT Isabella LaQuatra SPECIAL PROJECTS MANAGER Shaylee Capatolla DIRECTOR OF MENSWEAR Nick Ceraso ACCESSORIES EDITOR Kaitlyn McCall Pieri BEAUTY EDITOR Bethany Montecalvo GRAPHIC DESIGN Rob Soltis and Chris Balogh

FEATURED WRITERS Matt Caruso, Adam Hornyak, Jeffrey Clouser, Aaron Valentic, Shaylee Capatolla, Charissa Livingston, Rob Soltis, Allison O’Connor, Leigh Morrow Calhoun, Marysa Gorski, Katie Parrish, David Waselkow, Ryan Bunker, Lynn Sambuco, Nikki Pollo, Chris Balogh, Kiersten Fierno

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DEAR READERS T

o the left is a picture of me at the beach last week....k you got me. That’s actually Raquel Welch, but that’s how I FEEL every July!

July is for big hats, tan bodies (tsk tsk) and flimsy dresses. And we have all of that and more for you in our July issue. This month, yours truly has been having a torrid love affair with Lekuin.

This label is all about ethereal sex appeal and easy glam. We also have beautiful gowns from Luly Yang in a gorgeous shoot set against the backdrop of the Pacific Northwest. Columnist Leigh Morrow Calhoun introduces us to celebrity favorite artist Chocomoo Yuka and VH1’s Baseball Wives star Brooke Villone shows off some summer trends and talks reality TV. The July issue is downright sizzling. Now if you’ll excuse me, the pool boy is calling and he’s got my daiquiri. (ok it’s actually two kids, one baby and a yapping dog, but a girl can dream right?)

xoxo,

Gina

areyouscared?

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accessories

The Right Swimsuit No matter what beach you are on, what taste you have, or what body type you may carry, there is a swimsuit out there for you. I put together a few bikini pairings as well as a one piece option for those of your who prefer to have a bit more coverage. Remember, swimsuits deserve accessories too! But first, a few tips on how to style your body with the right swimsuit:

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The hourglass figure is characterized by your bust being equal or very close in measurement to your hips. Women with hourglass figures also have small, very defined waists. Celebrities with your body shape: Scarlett Johansson, Selma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Kate Winslet

Bathing suit shopping tips forhourglass figures:

Look for halter tops, string bikinis with enough coverage for a larger chest, and anything that will give you extra support up top.

Don’t do the mix-and-match thing! Wearing different colors on the top and bottom could make your body look disproportional. Stick to bikinis that match.

wimsuit for YOU

by Kaitlyn McCall Pieri

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Women with triangular body shapes tend to carry weight on the lower half of their body, normally around the hips and thighs. Triangular ladies usually have a hip measurement that is larger than their bust measurement and a small to average sized waist. Celebrities with your body shape: Kim Kardashian, Shakira, Rihanna, Eva Mendes

Bathing suit shopping tips for triangles:

If you’re self-conscious about showing too much of your bum, try a bikini with boy shorts for a little extra coverage.

Use color and pattern to balance your body out visually. Busy patterns draw attention, while dark, solid colors minimize attention. Try a patterned bikini top with a black bikini bottom for a cute mix and match look.

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If you have a large chest, wide shoulders, small hips, and are generally more top-heavy than bottomheavy, you likely have the inverted triangle body shape. Celebrities with your body shape: Victoria Beckham, Audrina Patridge, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie

Tips for the inverted triangle body shape:

Don’t go for a strapless top – it will only squish you down and won’t provide enough support. Sagging is not exactly flattering!

Your best bet top-wise is something with an underwire or halter shape, thick straps, and thick enough fabric to keep you in place.

You’re one of the lucky few who can wear tiny string bikini bottoms without a problem. Take advantage!

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Rectangular body shapes are characterized by strong, broad shoulders, proportional hips, and the lack of a highly defined waist. Celebrities with your body shape: Cameron Diaz, Hilary Duff, Kate Hudson, Kelly Ripa

Bathing suit shopping tips for rectangles:

If you want to add curves to a boxy frame, ruffles, ties, and girly bow details create volume and draw attention to your hips and bust.

A one-piece can work for you if you want to create more of a waistline. Monokinis and onepiece suits that belt at the waist will help create more curves.

Girly details and patterns are your friend. Go for florals, crochet detailing, or even lingerie-inspired bathing suits to visually balance out a more athletic frame.

And finally, and most importantly, whatever youend up wearing, own it!

For more from Kaitlyn McCall Pieri visit theurbanflamingo.blogspot.com

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battle of the brands

by Charissa Livingston

Bringing on BoBo

“The word BoBo is a portmanteau of “Bourgeois-bohème,” a particular approach to life in Paris, reflecting stylistic independence and relaxed luxury.”

This Parisian-inspired brand has it all! From classic tees to graceful pareos, the new “it” brand creates fresh and novel collections perfect for summer! The charm and sexy casualness of each look mixes a California dream with a dash of Parisian class.

Founder and designer, Eloise Lapidus’ keen fashion sense has been instilled in her since early childhood. Growing up as the daughter of a world-renowned French designer, Ted Lapidus, Eloise began to harvest her designs and concentrate on her passion. She finds her inspiration through the 1960s and 1970s, Paris, and St. Tropez.

“Growing up in Paris I was mesmerized by the sophistication and beauty of French women and the streets of the city they called home.” Eloise now lives in L.A. and merges the lifestyles of both Paris and L.A. into her collections.

For More: visit bobo-house.com

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front row

by Zhanna Darling

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n this installment of summertime firsts, I attempt to pack light for a trip to the Hamptons. If you know anything about me (and you’re getting to know a lot about me) I don’t know how to pack light. I over pack for a trip at a girlfriend’s where I barely even stay the night. Hey, I never know if I want to pair my Alice + Olivia dress with my black Chloe wedges or nude Prada pumps. Sue me. So imagine the conundrum I was in when I was presented with a last minute trip to East Hampton (where the women dress for women and the fashion stakes are high).

How could I even think of leaving my red (hot) Christian Louboutin espadrilles at home all alone? They say women are meant to bring their clothes (and shoes) to life, right? What kind of woman would I be if I didn’t drag all of my clothes with me from one fabulous location to the next? Packing light has always been out of the question (you’ll learn I’m very indecisive) until my mother presented me with her smallest Louis Vuitton duffel bag. “What?” I exclaimed. “What?” she shrugged. This

happened, we said it. And so I was forced to shove as much of my belongings as I could into this teeny tiny bag. Where were the fashion gods during my time of need?

After going through all 12 steps of denial within an hour, I finally accepted my fate and tried to make the most out of an uncontrollable situation. During this period, I had to reevaluate my entire wardrobe, plan out my day to day activities and corresponding outfits. I had to choose wisely because come time to leave for the Hamptons I would be locked into my choices. Hi, my name is Zhanna and I’m a neurotic control freak fashionista.

So the only logical way to overcome this hurdle was to make a color-coded spreadsheet (so I may have forced my mom to take pictures of me in half of my wardrobe. Okay more than half. So what!).

But then I remembered I’m a neurotic control freak fashionista who knows it all. I started with the essentials, a bathing suit (I always go with a bandeau top to avoid any weird tan lines), a maxi dress, a floppy hat, and flip flops. These three items are so versatile – they can be worn to breakfast, as a cover up over a bikini, or for a late night stroll on the beach. So with just one outfit I was covered for three activities. Sometimes, I amaze even myself.

I then reached into the back of my closet and lo and behold found my favorite pair of neon pink Rag & Bone short shorts.

What’s better than neon for hot summer days? I’ve been looking for these shorts since last summer. Clearly this was a sign from the denim gods begging me to take them on an adventure. I packed a few basic t shirts and the aforementioned red Christian Louboutin espadrilles that would also look great with a pair of jeans and sweater for chilly nights.

You cannot go to the Hamptons (or anywhere else for that matter) without a great dress (or a couple of great dresses). What can I say, I’m a girl who has her caviar and eats it too. Dresses are great to take with you because they usually take up the least room (especially if you roll them, which will also result in forgone wrinkles, my personal favorites being lace and chiffon).

Don’t worry, I packed my toiletries and any other essential items (like a book and ipod) in my Burberry shopper, the type that can fit a small (dainty) baby. In this shopper, I added bold jewelry that would take any outfit from day to night (I’m all about day to night). And ladies, even if you’ve got the clothes, don’t forget the perfume because in the wise words of Coco Chanel, “A woman who doesn’t wear perfume has no future.” Until next month, fashionistas. xoxo.

Follow me on twitter for my favorite summer staples @Zhanna_Darling!

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my favorite things:

Naughty cal!

(I couldn’t resist naming this article Naughtycal, an ode to 007 movie’s double entandres.)

by Leigh Morrow Calhoun

Sexy. Classic. Bond. brioni.com

Bronze body Bond girl ferragamo.com

Summer is in full swing and the Pacific Northwest beaches finally have decent sultry weather! Coming into this season, I wondered how I could sex-up my look without becoming that gum-snappin’, bootypoppin’, itty-bitty bikini showin’ God’s knows what kinda woman. I did want to have that sly, come hither onto my yacht kinda vibe but I was consumed with the would-be horror of mistakes I’d make with misdirection and indecisiveness. Furthermore, my female empowered mind was resisting the kitschy temptation of going the Mad Men route this summer because I like to go against the grain, but believe me … Mad Men was quite fab this season! Finally, I had an epiphany: ‘Where could I find delicious men and women wearing timeless wardrobe in sexy seafaring circumstances?’ Uh-hello any 007 movie surrounding divinely dressed babes, futuristic props, and the man himself: James Bond! How many 007 movies have been centered on bodies of nakedness and water? Too many I say! So, Ladies and Gents, here are a few inspirational images to inspire and drive desire!

Sophisticated Soul (double entendres are a Bond must-have!) giambattistavalli.com

Navy Seductress… she’s bad to the bone but Bond couldn’t resist her Navy underpinnings! laperla.com This pouter beckons long kisses from Mr. Bond! juliannagrogan.com ‘I mean business Mr. Bond’ ysl.com

Bond Temptress billblass.com

A new take on ‘Shaken Not Stirred’ stackedwines.com My vote for the next 007 plot and set: Trimiran Adastra-Superyacht! mcconaghyboats.com

Casual Bond gaastraproshop.com

‘And the Wind Blew’ by: Gil Elvgren, any one of Elvgren’s muses could be a Bond-girl! gilelvgren.com/GE

Imagine Bond enjoying his martini in this sexy seat simonevioladesign.com

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Fauna over some

fl rals!

by Kiersten Fierno

Summer is finally in full swing – the flowers are blooming, the weather is beautiful (well, aside from those unexpected summer showers), and the colors outdoors are brilliant. Why wait for the weekend or a vacation to enjoy the beauty summer brings?

We’ve talked to some florists and garden professionals to give you the scoop on lovely floral and fauna for your home or apartment – bringing the summertime indoors!

Rieger Begonias

will illuminate any room with gorgeous warm colors.

Begonias don’t require much attention, so they are perfect for the busy girl! They have glossy green foliage and the clusters of flowers are perky and look like little roses.

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keep them in medium to bright light and keep the soil moist

Don’t

allow kids or pets to ingest (the root and stems can cause painful irritation of the mouth and lips)

Kalanchoe Blosfeldiana

is tough to pronounce, but beautiful to look at. Also known as “Flaming Katy,” this delightful plant comes in a wide range of colors and is an easy bloomer for your home.

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put the plant in a sunny spot

Don’t

overwater (it doesn’t mind a little dryness) or allow temperatures to drop below 50 degrees Fahrenheit Angie Duido, a florist at Oakmont Floral, has been in the flower business for over 25 years and highly suggests a blooming Kalanchoe plant to brighten up your space. “It likes a lot of sun and comes in every color!” Duido says.

Fresh flowers can take a living space from drab to fab without breaking the bank. So you can add some green without spending the green…. Sorry.

Couldn’t resist. ;)

Brazilian Fireworks

has fantastic slender leaves with bold silver patterns, (and a kick ass name), making it an attractive addition to any home even when it’s not in bloom!

In late spring and summer the plant explodes with incredible blooms. The deep red flower bracts reach longingly toward the ceiling and produce exotically shaped lavender flowers.

Do

keep it in medium to bright light, keep soil evenly moist, and maintain normal room temperature

Don’t

over water or crowd (the plant grows wider than it does tall)

fl rals!

For Your Closet Too! FAB Floral Finds. Give every look a boost of freshness with funky summer florals!

African Violets

add a little pop of color to any room! Blossoming in shades of purple, white or red, African violets bloom frequently and thrive with just the right amount of attention.

Do

water from the bottom (violet pots can be set in a saucer of water allowing moisture to be absorbed from the bottom up – violet leaves don’t like water), fertilize when you water, keep in window with morning sunlight, maintain room temperature (60 – 80 degrees Fahrenheit)

Don’t

over water or let dead leaves accumulate

Calla Lillies

(Peace Lillies) are a quintessential bouquet flower, but many people forget how beautiful the luscious green leaves and elegant folded petals can look in a pot at home. They typically bloom in the spring, and when taken care of, have multiple blooms year round.

Erickson Beamon Midnight Oasis gunmetal-plated Swarovski crystal earrings $430 Net-a-porter.com

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moderate sunlight, warm temperatures (up to 80 degrees Fahrenheit), loose potting soil, always keep moist

Don’t

allow soil to dry out or temperatures to reach below 50 degrees Fahrenheit

Croton

may not have an appealing name, but this is a fabulous plant! The foliage grows large with exotic patterns, radiating with golden, pink and orange tones. This plant can thrive in low light, but give it a sunny spot and watch it really glow.

Do: give it room to grow, allow the soil to dry between

waterings, maintain normal room temperature (60 – 70 degrees Fahrenheit)

Don’t: allow pets or kids to ingest (the leaves are poisonous) According to Betterhomesandgardens.com Croton and Brazilian Fireworks are great “no-fuss houseplants that bring life and color to your home!” j un e 2012

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Printed Floral Bracelet $6.80 Forever21.com

Romana Floral Sandal $158 Freepeople.com

Sisley Young Crochet Vest (Big Girls) $37 Nordstrom.com

Olsenboye

Dylan George

Ditsy Floral Backpack

Skinny Leg Jeans (Watercolor Print)

$35 Jcpenney.com

$189 Nordstrom.com

Kimchi Blue Printed Platform Heel $44.99 Urbanoutfitters.com

Floral Tassel Crossbody $48 freepeople.com

The Meow $89 Jeffreycampbell.com

Ariella Collection Floral Stack Rings $68 (Each set of 5 rings) Nordstrom.com

Dark pink and purple rose iphone 4 case/cover $59.95 Zazzle

Stella and Dot Happy Flower Necklace $243 Stelladot.com

Menches $50 aldoshoes.com

Mom’s the word posey park studs $58 katespade.com

point of view

why you

Should Care

Finding a Was in All That Is

H

e was a superior athlete. He was a natural leader. He had the kind of work ethic that made those of the older generations smile and those of the younger generations confused. He was the one that others looked up to; the one they went to for advice. He earned good grades, not because he was brilliant, but because he knew intelligence would take you so far, and effort would take you the rest of the way. He knew how to work, he knew how to have fun, and somehow, had achieved the kind of balance in life that many adults spend a great deal of time and money searching for. And when he graduated from high school, he enlisted.

He made it through basic training. He made it through advanced infantry training. His athletic abilities helped him excel a bit, his leadership abilities helped him excel a bit more, and his effort and work ethic helped him excel a lot. He would visit his mother, father, and younger sister when he took leave. He would hang-out with old friends as much as he could. He would go back to cutting the grass for his father, helping his mother bring in groceries, and sitting with his sister and her absurdly large Algebra book at the kitchen table. He learned how to jump out of perfectly good airplanes.

He learned how to bob up and down in a swimming pool with his hands tied behind his back and his feet bound and only his wits and gumption to get him to the surface before sinking again. He learned to shoot, and shoot well. He learned a different language, studied the customs, culture, and politics of far-away lands, of the dreadful magic of C-4 explosives, and how to keep secrets.

He met a beautiful young college student and married her. He went on a honeymoon. He rented a small house and spent what little money he had left on tools and materials to re-build that house. He would go away

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for long periods of time and use Skype, Facebook, and pen with notebook paper to love her as best he could from great distances. He would come back home and put up drywall, tighten things under sinks, eradicate wasp nests, change the oil and filter in her car, and have a few beers with the friends that were still around. He would leave again and do in real time all the things he learned of his craft.

He had a beautiful daughter with his beautiful wife. He didn’t get to see her be born. He held her for the first time when she was seven months old. He put up new kitchen cabinets. He went away again. He came back home a few months before her second birthday. His beautiful wife and he made a son. He found out just before boarding a helicopter. He made it back two days before the birth of their son. He stayed home for a while. He planted some trees, fixed the vacuum cleaner, bought her a diamond necklace, carried his limp children to bed, held his wife’s hand as they watched television, and then he left again.

He was on patrol in a HUM-V convoy.

They drove into a valley in the middle of Afghanistan just before 1:00. There were rocky hills above him. He road shotgun next to a driver with two others in the back. There was a vehicle in front of him. There were two behind. His drove over an IED. His vehicle was upside down and on fire.

He was on fire. His friends were on fire. His left leg was pinned under the crumpled, mangled vehicle. The windshield was in pieces along and in the left side of his face.

He was taking gunfire from those rocky cliffs above. His face lying on the rocky sand that they called a road, he watched the vehicle in front of them explode. He could not turn his head to see what was behind. He heard things, saw things, and smelled things that no person should hear, see, or smell.

by David Waselkow

Using his arms he pulled his body out of the vehicle. His leg was pointing in the wrong direction. He rolled around on the ground to put out the fire that trickled down his body. He crawled, inch by painful inch, to the other side of his mangled and crushed vehicle seeking cover from the whiz of bullets that had not stopped since the explosion. He could not find a weapon. He heard the sound of helicopters. He heard the sound of automatic weapons fire, some high pitched, some lower pitched. He heard the trail of RPG fire. He saw his friends kill. He saw his friends killed.

He woke up in a tent. He thought he was still on fire. He did not understand what he was feeling when his hand brushed against his face. He could not see out of one eye. He could not sit up, he could not roll over. He was breathing shallow. He saw someone in a white coat. He felt something in his other hand. He slowly lifted his hand to find what he was holding in it. He saw a picture of his wife and children.

15 months later he walked into an office.

He wondered what they would think of his face after the 9th surgery. He wondered if he would ever be able to run again. He wondered if the headaches would stop. But more than anything, he wondered if they would do something that might help him sleep through the night again. He wondered if he could hunt and hear a gunshot and not hit the ground and scream in the middle of the woods. He wondered if he could stop drinking. He wondered if he could build her that deck one day. He wondered if he could ever play catch with his son. He wondered if his daughter could look at him and not feel scared. He wondered if his wife would still love what he had become.

I was in a pet store a few months ago. A man in uniform in front of me was waiting to buy his bag of dog food. Two women in front of him were waiting on the cashier. One was

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standing right by the register, and the other was standing by the door. I thought maybe they forgot their money or needed to go to the car to get more. I wondered if the cashier accidentally pressed the wrong button and needed the infamous supervisor override to finish the transaction. I saw the two women communicating with one another and with the cashier in a silent way. And then I realized what happened. These two women wanted to buy the dog food for the soldier.

He didn’t know it. I didn’t know it. When he learned what they were doing, he politely said that they didn’t have to do that. They simply and politely let him know that indeed they did.

Tears began to well in my eyes. I watched the soldier walk out, and then I started thinking of another. I started thinking of him. I wondered if he was running. I wondered if his daughter just smiled when she saw him.

I wonder if he found a way to stop drinking.

I wonder if the nightmares stopped. I wondered if he could sleep. I wondered whether there was a deck at their house.

Why should you care? He lived next door to you. He went to your school. He stopped and changed your tire when you were stranded by the side of the road. He opened the door for you at the restaurant. He was willing to when perhaps you couldn’t or wouldn’t. He is still there. And he wonders if the rest of him will ever come back. You should care, because he did. And if there is anything that you can do, any check you can write, any thanks you can offer, any flag you can fly- do it. After all, your choice not to do it was in part guaranteed by his choice to do it.

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DISH

by Shannon Parrish

There are many splendid things about summer; letting the warm sun soak through your skin, outdoor barbeques with friends, endless hours spent relaxing by the pool with an icy cocktail and refreshing summertime desserts to replenish your fortitude. As the temperature of summer escalates, the oven quickly becomes an intolerable presence no matter the sweet succulence that it can yield. Cool desserts make their long awaited arrival to accompany light summer meals.

Berries and fruit are at the peak of sweetness and are a simple yet delicious indulgence. Parfaits offer an amazing balance of cool, sweet, creamy and crunchy and are the perfect answer for a hot day.

Cheesecake custard 1 cup 5 Tbsp 4 large 2 ½ Tbsp 6 oz 3 Tbsp 1 tsp ½ cup

whole milk granulated sugar egg yolks corn starch cream cheese, at room temp amaretto liqueur vanilla extract heavy whipping cream

Macerated strawberries 1 pound 2 Tbsp 4 Tbsp

fresh strawberries, sliced granulated sugar amaretto liqueur

Ginger snap cookies

(I like Jules Destrooper brand found at most grocery stores), crushed

Making the custard

In a medium saucepan, whisk together ž cup whole milk with 3 Tbsp sugar. Bring to a gentle boil and remove from heat when it just comes to a boil. In a medium bowl, whisk together the egg yolks with the cornstarch and the remaining sugar. Gradually whisk the hot milk into the egg yolk mixture whisking constantly. Pour the combined mixture back into the medium

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Amaretto Cheesecake Parfaits yield: 8 Servings saucepan and heat over medium heat, whisking constantly, until thickened, about 2-3 minutes. Lower the heat and add the cream cheese, amaretto and vanilla, whisking until smooth, about 1 minute. Scrape the custard into a bowl and press a piece of plastic wrap directly over the surface. Refrigerate until well chilled, about 2 hours or overnight.

Using an electric mixer, beat the heavy whipping cream until medium peaks form.

Gently fold the whipped cream mixture into the chilled custard until well incorporated and there are no visible streaks.

Making the macerated strawberries:

Combine the sliced strawberries, sugar and amaretto in a bowl and refrigerate for about 2 hours. Try not to eat all of them before assembling the parfaits.

Assembling the parfaits:

Spoon a portion of the custard into individual parfait glasses, followed by a scoop of the macerated strawberries and then the crushed gingersnap cookies. Continue layering until the parfait glasses are filled. Serve immediately!

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LULYyang By: Leigh Morrow Calhoun and Anna Rose Benedetti

Raise your hand when, if you hear of Seattle fashion, you instantly envision a tornado of plaid, grungy grays, and lifeless duds. Well, Anna and I are here to burst your bubble of the ‘Teen Spirit’ wannabe emo clad populous and unveil to you Seattle’s jewel of couture design: Luly Yang. Born in Taiwan, Luly’s family moved to Washington when she was ten. She attended University of Washington (like Anna and myself) and received a BFA in graphic design from the School of Art. Luly’s headquarters is in Seattle but she has a satellite store in the Fairmont Hotel: Beijing, China. However she’s not stopping there. Luly gave us the inside scoop that she’s planning to open more retail stores throughout the world! And we can’t wait, since her latest indulgence is a divine collection aptly named: A Monarch’s Tale, inspired by the butterfly dress Luly designed a decade ago with the influence of color, texture, design, and romance. During a brief interview with Luly, Anna and I were able to explore a few of Luly’s creations and seek an understanding of the standards Luly is known for: attention to detail and finishes; luxurious fabrics; and the amazing feeling that comes with slipping on a Luly Yang original. We asked the designer about her most important influences. Luly replied: “The beauty in nature constantly inspires me; it keeps me creating and asking ‘What should I create next?’ There are no limitations with nature!” With this key appreciation, Luly masters the soul of every woman, creating pieces that women long for… over and over and over again!

You can find Luly’s creations at: lulyyang.com and lulyslovestories.com

Colour’s story her evolving love story told through the use of color

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illone V Unless you are living under a rock, not a day goes by that you aren’t bombarded with Reality TV. The drama of reality TV, the scandals, the controversy, the ratings wars- it’s a never-ending parade of questionable morality, catfights and doomed romances.

Baseball Wives, reality TV courtesy of VH1, is no stranger to any of these things. We sat down with VH1 “baseball wife” Brooke Villone. Some consider Brooke to be the “mean girl” of the show, but we have to disagree. She is stunningly beautiful and showed none of the bitchy traits some of the other wives have accused her of having. So is all that catty gossip and slamming doors nothing more than crafty editing? You be the judge. We really don’t care. We’re still watching…

FRM: To start, tell us how reality television found you. How did you become involved with Baseball Wives?

BV: A friend of mine, who is a baseball wife (not associated with the show) told me about the show and that they were casting and asked if I would be interested. I then met with the producers and we went from there FRM: Referring to the show, it seems as if the baseball wives are somewhat of a family, but also tough to get along with at times.

What are your thoughts as part of the friendship circle? Is it a love/hate thing? How real is most of the drama that occurs?

BV: As for the show some wives do not get along, some do. A lot of the drama is very real. However, in the real baseball world the wives are definitely a family and they all encourage and help one another.

FRM: What’s the most challenging part about being a true baseball wife?

BV: There are 162 games in Major League Baseball and the season is very, very long. It can be physically taxing, especially for the players.

FRM: How do you cope with the fast-paced, yet glamorous lifestyle of television while still being a supportive wife and a strong mother?

BV: Thanks but it’s not really glamorous, haha. But you do your best to stay organized, and you have to prioritize.

FRM: Moving away from the show, we understand that you have been active in the modeling industry since you were about 15.

Are you still active in this industry?

BV: For sure, I work as much as I can. I am based in New York now but I am still with agencies in other cities like Miami and Phoenix. I love all of the work…small jobs and big venues.

I truly enjoy the industry and all aspects of it. From the photographers to the agencies, everyone works so hard.

FRM: Here at FRM, we really appreciate a unique since of style. Do you consider yourself a fashionista?

BV: Haha, I don’t know if I am a fashionista. But I really enjoy the fashion world and I try to stay abreast of the “what’s new” and try to set a few trends as well if I can.

FRM: Reality TV has gotten some harsh criticism lately.

Many are saying it’s scripted and not “reality” at all, others are saying that reality TV is merely a vehicle to fame for people who would otherwise NOT be famous. How do you respond to that??

BV: That may be true…I suppose that is just the business these days. Of course it depends on the show, so some may be scripted, others not. Reality TV may be a vehicle to fame for people who would otherwise not be, but reality TV is somewhat of a new genre itself. People who became famous from the radio in the early days of radio or in the early days of TV may have not become famous before radio and TV were invented. So I guess it’s the nature of today’s world. A lot of reality TV is not great at all, but some of it is genuine entertainment.

FRM: True! Otherwise we wouldn’t still be tuning in.

Reality TV is taking over the airwaves for a reason

I guess. Have there been any really tough moments on the show?

BV: The most intense part of the show was when they all turned on me!

FRM: It’s never fun to have a bunch of women turn on you, but I bet the viewers were glued! The nature of the beast! What’s next for you?

BV: I am still modeling and (studying) acting.

(After all, I have been told that models are drama queens! Haha).

FRM: Models? Drama queens? We can’t imagine ;) Thanks for your time Brooke.

In the end, we weren’t able to pry too many juicy details out of Brooke. She had every opportunity to slam the other wives and chose to take the high road.

So don’t hate her because she’s beautiful or because she has given birth and still has a slammin’ body, or because she continues to have quite a busy modeling career and a hot husband. In fact don’t hate her at all… or you’ll have to answer to us!

Chocomoo

Yuka

Japan’s Raddest Artist!

by Leigh Morrow Calhoun

Ladies and Gents, if you been style watching Nicki Minaj and wondering who’s tattoo stockings she’s been wearing, wonder no more! I introduce you to the totes rad artist aptly named: Chocomoo Yuka. Her ‘Luv & Hate’ and ‘OMG’ tattoo stockings are amongst Nicki’s faves! Chocomoo’s finger is on the pulse of young punk/pop culture as she creates graphic images by only using black ink to convey her compulsive need to energize people through her art. Her mantra: “Art is My Life,” gives reasoning behind her technique that harkens back to her upbringing in the previously imperial capital city of Japan: Kyoto, where art surrounds the heart of the 1.5 million populous. Chocomoo has a soul of a calligraphy master. Her work is Zen-like, full concentration is needed while creating because she will only have one chance to create, her strokes cannot be amended, and she must have clear intention so her drawings can project her spiritual connection a.k.a. ‘mushin’ onto a wall of her choosing.

Chocomoo is an artist’s artist. She is not only a dreamer, but a public rescuer of the horrors from everyday life. The positivity she conveys to the audience is electric; the viewer’s reaction while tracing gratifyingly strong lines mixed with punk word usage creates a vibrant punch of fun. Chocomoo’s adamant mainstay of monochromatic use of black on white expresses her commitment to her art yet she is playful within those boundaries. Here, in her own words, is an interview that encompasses her influence from the Japan’s 2011 tsunami, design, and her perspective on life as art.

LMC: Since you were born and raised in Japan, was your art a part of the fundraising recovery for the Japan 2011 earthquake/ tsunami?

Choco: I was actually on the flight to go to New York from Los Angeles when I heard about the disaster. I couldn’t get any information of the earthquake so I was very anxious. I personally donated money for victims of the Earthquake. Also I collaborated with the LA based female clothing brand “HELLZ BELLZ” and I drew to encourage the victims. I want everyone who sees my art to become happy and get some power through my art

LMC: How did the disaster change your outlook on life?

Choco: I took this horrible situation very seriously and started thinking what “LIFE” is about....

This disaster taught me how important it is to enjoy my life because we don’t know when the end comes... So I want to be happy all the time!!! That means enjoyment! When I draw, I want to express “HAPPINESS” that I want to share with others.

LMC: Who/What influences you now?

Choco: I’m influenced by “MUSIC” and “FASHION” obviously. I love to listen to HIP HOP. But When I look at fashion, I’m more into PUNK ROCK and use skeletal characters for my drawing because I’m influenced by PUNK ROCK style.

LMC: Why do you design mainly in English?

Choco: Because I consider English itself as “ART” LMC: Did Nicki Minaj request your stockings or were they a happy surprise?

Choco: It was a big surprise!!! I’m really happy she wore it for the interviews.

LMC: Have any other celebrities worn your designs?

Choco: Celebrities like Nina Sky and KreayShawn worn for the shows and for private. Also, so many Japanese artists and models wear my goods such as stockings, accessories or T-shirts.

LMC: Where can I find your tights so the FRM readers can buy them???

Choco: Everyone thinks I’m a tights designer.... But I just collaborated with the tights brand based in Tokyo. You can only buy those in their store in Harajuku.

LMC: I saw on your rirelog that you have a fab umbrella. I live in Seattle and it rains constantly, where can I find your creation?

Choco: My hometown “Kyoto” is a very famous city for the traditional Japanese cloth” KIMONO”. And my friend who is a Kimono designer made the umbrella for me. For the future, I’m thinking to make it as my original goods.

LMC: Using black and white is so freakin’ graphic, it gets the point across...have you ventured into color use? Or will you always keep your imagery hardcore black and white?

Choco: I love monochrome. The perspective of the world of BLACK & WHITE is surrealistic and I like that.

LMC: Your tag “Art is My Life” is similar to my: “Art is Life” motto. I have very personal reasons why art has healed and structured me since a very young age, what prompted you to choose those exact words?

Choco: This word “ART” is everything! Everything you discover in your life is “ART”.

Your Life itself is “ART” LMC: What’s next for you and your art?

Choco: Actually my new original goods collection Line name is called “heARTbeat is ART” I want more people in different counties to see my artworks.

And I will keep using BLACK & WHITE. Thank you Chocomoo Yuka! You have enlightened us with your energy and vigor for life and we look forward to style watching for more of your designs! chocomoo.blogspot.com rirelog.com/archives/author/chocomoo

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Hair Styles

by Amanda McGranaghan

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ummer is here! The heat is scorching, people are wearing less clothing and everyone is revamping their summer look to accommodate the sticky heat. The dresses are light and flowy, the nails are painted vibrant neon colors, and flip flops are a common staple but when it comes to your hair, flat ironing in this heat just seems to be too much of a hassle.

The summer brings the most hated word in a woman’s hair dictionary: FRIZZ. Although it may be too hot to style with our treasured flat irons and barrel curling irons, and frizz may be turning our hair into a force of nature, have no fear! Front Row Monthly has some low-maintenance and super chic hairstyles that will save you time in front of the mirror while still looking like you stepped out of a salon.

The Fishtail Braid

Braids are making a huge statement this season and they are a bit different than those Pippy Longstocking pigtails we wore in our first grade class pictures. One particular braid, the fishtail braid, has made a statement this season. The fishtail braid, a favorite of Lauren Conrad, is a simple braid that requires you to use smaller pieces than the usual three you would use for a regular braid.

First you separate your hair into two (many opt to put their hair in a ponytail first) and gradually bring a piece of hair to the opposite side, then bring another piece of hair to the other side until you have finished the braid.

In the end you have a simple yet fun braid that will leave your hair in place while you go frolic at the beach.

High Buns

If you were ever looking for an excuse to wear your hair in a “knot,” now is the time.

A bun sitting high on your head is not only the easiest style you can try, but also the quickest. Simply gather your hair into a high ponytail. After, with some bobby pins (or even a clear elastic) simply wrap your hair in a bun. After it is set, use your fingers to get it to look more effortless and messy or simply

leave it for a chic shiny bun a la Kourtney Kardashian. Sally Kamara, hair guru and creator of the blog “The Hairy Truth” says this look is a great trend and beneficial for your tresses as well. “Girls can protectively style their hair and have a chic hair style.”

Hippie Headbands and Hats

If you are like me and simply wake up and find even touching your hair a daunting task, then a headband or a hat may be the best solution. Instead of the prepster headbands our favorite upper east-sider Blair Waldorf may rock on Gossip Girl, the elastic bohemian headbands will give you the perfect summer look. Just tie it around your hair and boom! Instant bohemian babe status. You can get leather braided ones or even headbands with flowers anywhere from Forever 21 to Urban Outfitters.

So what if your hair is just not having a good day? It is just not cooperating? You are ready to pull a Britney and shave it off? Well, step away from the clippers and put on a hat! Not the baseball hat you wear to the gym but a big floppy 70’s hat that gives you vintage vibe while also being a great protective staple piece for your mane. Kamara, says that hats are a great alternative to deep conditioning.

Hair Protection

Not only is styling our hair a tricky feat in this weather, but protecting our hair is extremely important. Hair is definitely more at risk for damage in the summer, between the sun and the chlorine from swimming pools. Kamara says that one of the biggest mistakes girls can make in the summer is going swimming and not washing the chlorine out of their hair afterwards. She adds that while dying and bleaching your hair in the summer can give you a summery look, all the chemicals cause major damage and she suggests safer treatments like color rinses. Your best bet in the summer is to remember to deep condition but also remember that less is more. Take a minimalist approach to your hair to avoid damage. You look better already. ;) The Hairy Truth: thehairytruth.tumblr.com

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Chamillionaire They see him rollin’, they hatin’, But you won’t catch him ridin’ dirty

by Christopher Balogh

Whenever I mention Chamillionaire’s name as one of my favorite artists, people usually respond with “Oh, you mean Ridin’ Dirty?” and proceed to sing part of the chorus. Okay, so Ridin’ was a huge hit that the radio pounded into our brains until we couldn’t stand the guy.

But Chamillionaire deserves recognition outside of the one song; if you didn’t hear it on the radio, rest assured you heard it with every cell phone ring.

When his first studio album, The Sound of Revenge was released, even I wasn’t familiar with the rapper. The album contained popular songs such as Turn It Up and Fly as the Sky, but everyone was focused on the hit single, Ridin’.

Chamillionaire has released approximately 18 mixtapes, keeping his fan base satisfied. But mixtapes only get you so far, and the general population still perceived him as a one-hit wonder. In 2007, Cham released his second studio album entitled Ultimate Victory. News to you right? Losing the “grillz” (Oh boy remember them?) and cutting off his braids, the album was profanity free (for the kids!). Many songs featured Chamillionaire himself singing the chorus. Although Chamillionaire is perceived as a rapper, many fail to realize that he is an awesome singer. Yep, a SINGER. Ultimate Victory was personally one of my favorite albums of all time! (Which means you better check it out).

Chamillionaire has yet to release another official album, leaving many to believe his rap career is over. False! He recorded multiple songs for his 3rd studio album, Venom, while signed to Universal Records. After a fall out with the label, Chamillionaire lost rights to release Venom OR any of the songs recorded for it. After the departure, he started an independent label, Chamilitary, and has been releasing new music ever since (Seriously, he has).

Take a YouTube break and check out some of his songs: → Not a Criminal ft. Kelis (2007) → Creepin’ (Solo) featuring Ludacris (2009) → I’m So Gone (Patron) ft. Bobby Valentino (2009) → Life Goes On ft. Tony Henry (2009) → Good Morning (2009) → This My World featuring Big K.R.I.T. (2011) → When Ya On featuring Nipsey Hussle (2011) → Won’t Change featuring Tami LaTrell (2012)

These quality tracks could’ve easily put Chamillionaire’s name alongside the top artists today.

In March 2012, he released an EP entitled “Ammunition,” and his third studio album should be (better be) in the works as well. Chamillionaire is a talented artist that deserves more recognition and credibility. And, with new music on the way, he has a chance to prove the haters wrong.

Roll on over to chamillionaire.com/music to check out more.

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Threadflip

by Marysa Gorski

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very woman has that one pair of shoes, that one pair of jeans, that one party dress that brings back memories of a time long gone. Most us don’t have room in our vast wardrobes to wear these precious things and others don’t want them to end up in the wrong hands. Unlike eBay or consignment stores, Threadflip.com offers a place where women can share their most prized possessions with others who are like-minded and fashion obsessed. Threadflip offers users the opportunity to turn their own closets into profitable boutiques.

Log on, and you can search hundreds of items direct from the wardrobes of the fab and fashionable and new finds are added daily. As well as buying, you can also sell that Chanel handbag you never use or those Prada pumps you never wear. Simply sign up, add your mailing address, and upload pictures of the treasures you will be selling.

Invite your friends and you will be eligible to receive shopping credits respective to the amount of friends you invite. A little too busy for all of that? No problem. Threadflip recently launched their White Glove Service. Send your items in, and Threadflip does the rest.

If you’re anything like us, then at least once in your life you’ve seen a picture of a stylist or blogger and wished, just for a day, that he or she would take you shopping. Wish granted. Threadflip invites some of the most stylish experts and editors in the fashion industry to share their favorite Threadflip finds with you.

Say goodbye to closet-envy. Log on to threadflip.com

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Reads

by Charissa Livingston

As days get longer and the summer strolls in, it’s the perfect time to pick up a trilogy to get lost in while you relax on the beach and soak up those rays. I, myself, could not resist all the hype surrounding the Fifty Shades trilogy, by E.L. James.

In the exciting first person narrative, Anastasia Steele, a soon-to-be-graduate of Washington State University, finds herself wrapped in unexpected lust when she meets Christian Grey, a prestigious, millionaire, Seattle business-tycoon. Christian Grey turns out to be possessive and moody with very particular sexual desires that would scare off any woman, let alone an English-loving book-worm like Anastasia. Into the narrative, the author successfully weaves Ana’s voice of reason (her subconscious) and her voice of desire (her “inner goddess”), which accurately reflect the seesaw of emotions that a woman might actually experience in her situation.

The Fifty Trades trilogy has caused quite a sensation, rocketing to number 1 on the New York Times Bestseller list in March 2012, and is the book everyone is reading on their kindles! Dive in. Go to bed with Grey every night. You’ll be glad you did.

Upcycle asummer new look

by Nikki Pollo model photos by Ken Kneringer

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle...

Sound familiar? We reduce the usage of lights to conserve energy, reuse aluminum bottles so plastic is limited and recycle all that we can to better the environment in general.

But we can also focus on saving the environment with something more personal, (and fun)– our wardrobe.

Add “upcycling” to your eco-vocabulary and restore used materials to a higher value, utilizing your own sense of creativity and style. Many different secondhand materials can be transformed into upcycled new pieces.

Terra Mcbride, author of popular blog Stylish White Female sees the value in a little creative re-design. “I think upcycling is a great way to breathe life into discarded materials,” says McBride.

“I think it’s a gift to be able to see the value in discarded materials and then be able to convert them into something new and special. I, unfortunately, do not have that gift. But I appreciate the craftmanship that goes into upcycling.”

It’s summertime now and there are plenty of upcycled trends to keep your warm-weather closet bright and festive! Below are a few popular styles, suitable for any budget that can be designed from your very own home or easily found online.

Bottoms

Pack away the jeans and bring on the skirts!

Upcycled skirts are made from materials as simple as an old blouse to curtains, and even umbrellas. Yes, umbrellas!

Umbrella skirt - photo courtesy of dornob.com This skirt is light, summery, and the result of a used umbrella. Works well with high black boots!

Where to shop online? Esty

Tops

Soak up the sun and show off your bronze skin in your new upcycled tank made from your bf ’s once-worn white dress shirt. Other items that are easily converted into tanks are gently worn shirts, and even tees.

Tank Vest - photo courtesy of howjoyful.com

That old stripped tee is now a casual tank-vest to match with another summer tank.

Where to shop online? Esty

Bags and Purses

Faded blue jeans make a great vintage-look purse while discarded candy boxes and wrappers make a brightly colored, collaged beach bag.

Handbag - photo courtesy of eco-chick.com Turn your favorite magazines into a unique handbag of your own!

Where to shop online? Migdalia

Accessories

Spice up the ensemble! Decorative scarves, bracelets, necklaces and other accessories can be the product of a different item. For example, many upcycled scarves are the child of old T-shirts and chic hair clips are the result of those loose buttons on a tossedaway blouse .

Scarf - photo courtesy of etsy.com A bunch of different fabrics from used clothing make up this vintage-looking scarf.

Where to shop online? Etsy again!

Be an original. Model your one-of-a-kind umbrella skirt and vintage upcycled tank. Be the talk of the party, speak up for your environment and save that hard earned cashed. Be an upcycled fashionista for the rest of the summer.

For more from Terra McBride visit stylishwhitefemale.tumblr.com

Thrift Your Way into Summer Trends S

ick of shopping the same chains, but can’t afford designer clothing? Thrift stores will solve all of your fashion dilemmas! With retro looks making a major comeback, thrift stores carry all of the on-trend pieces you want…you just need to know how to find them! As a frequent flea market, thrift store, and consignment store shopper, some my favorite and most stylish items have been found in small, slightly dusty shops that are filled with fashion gold. An Emilio Pucci dress for $25?

Christian Dior stilettos for $70? Not even flash sites can find you deals like that! The most important thing when thrift shopping is to go in with no expectations. Unlike shopping the mass market, you can’t enter a thrift store with a specific list of items you want to walk out with. My advice? Let the items find you!

If you feel overwhelmed and don’t know where to start, think of what inspires you. It’s okay to have a theme in mind. If you’re inspired by the 1960’s, keep your eyes pealed for flared denim and floral prints. Feeling more 90’s grunge? Cut-offs, band t-shirts, and leather are thrift store staples!

I have found that cool, one-of-a-kind accessories are the easiest to spot when thrift shopping. Don’t be afraid to dig through bins, search through racks, and look through cases…the hunt is the most exciting part!

What should you be looking for in thrift stores right now?

• Pastel hues • Head-to-toe Prints • 1920’s silhouettes • Leather • Metal accessories

Eco-friendly and easy on your wallet, thrifting is a fun way to break away from your typical shopping experience.

Whether you find clunky platforms, cat-eye sunglasses, or a vintage pendant, you know you will own something unique that can’t be found at the local H&M or Forever 21.

You also don’t need to live in a major city to find an amazing thrift store. Some of my most treasured finds have come from country flea markets and even suburban consignment shops! So stop clicking on that ecommerce site for one day and travel to a local thrift shop with friends. I promise it will be an adventure, and you just may find something special.

LOVE AFFAIR WITH LEKUIN LETICIA GARCIA began her career as a model in Mexico.

Today, she is cited (by WWD) as one of the seven new designers to watch. Her line is Lekuin, and she takes her inspiration from “the dichotomies of fashion and fine art, antique and modern, rustic and industrial.� The result is a magical cocktail of delicate femininity and boho sex appeal. Officially hooked.

Talent: Veronica Taylor - LA Models Photographer: Javiera Estrada Stylist: Jill McDonald - jill.regoentertainmnet.com Hair: Kristin Cicala using Priveproducts.com Make Up: Kat Laskey using MAC Cosmetics Stylist Assistant: Jesseca Harvey Jewelry: Campbell

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My Gym Sucks: An Etiquette Lesson

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typically enjoy going to the gym, but lately, it has become an unbearable feat. I am self-employed and work out of my home, so I try to get to the gym following the morning crowd in hopes of having unfettered access to the equipment. Unfortunately, I am not the only one who thinks this way, making my plan a bit more skewed than I had originally thought. Around 8 am, when people with jobs are at their offices, the unemployable show up. This crowd usually includes the elderly and/or dim-witted, and they tend to allow gym decorum to fly completely out the window.

Let me preface the remainder of this rant by letting you know that my gym is extremely small, and time on the equipment comes at a great premium. I played college sports, and have always enjoyed a good session in the gym. I like to get my workouts over with quickly and wear myself out, so having to wait to get on the machines makes my time in the gym less effective, which irritates the living piss out of me.

I’m sure that you will all say “Just go to another gym”. That is a valid argument, but I live in the middle of nowhere, and healthy lifestyles aren’t something a lot of residents in West Virginia covet, so my choice of a gym is awfully limited.

Hopefully the following etiquette lessons will correct the problems:

Treadmill Usage

There are only 4 treadmills in my gym, which are always tied up with 4 morbidly overweight people walking 1.5 miles per hour. The nice part is that the pigs are only able to last for a few minutes before having to get off the machine to grab a snack. The downside is that the conveyor belt is smothered in Dorito cheese that has oozed out of their pours, requiring a fairly solid wipe-down for fear of my feet sticking to it.

ETIQUETTE LESSON #1: Walking for 4 minutes will not counteract the mozzarella and Snickers bars that you will be shoveling into your face the remainder of the day.

Cardio Intensity

Medical professionals recommend that you perform thirty minutes of high-intensity cardiovascular activity three times a week to maintain a healthy lifestyle and reduce your chances of heart disease. As a general rule of thumb, if you are able to talk on your cell phone while performing a cardiovascular exercise, YOU ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! Nobody in the gym wants to hear your mindless, banal drivel, so waddle your fat ass into the parking lot or get to work.

ETIQUETTE LESSON #2: If your pulse is significantly raised by walking for 2 minutes, you can probably attain the same high level of heart pump by sitting on your couch and convincing yourself that there is no more fudge in the house.

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by Adam Hornyak

Weight Training

Once I can successfully complete jogging, I move on to weight training. I work out one body part each day, and the limited amount of equipment forces me to be creative. My gym only has one bench for chest workouts and it is invariably tied up with people ranging from 90 to 147 in age. The worst part is that the weight that they are using never seems to exceed that of a can of soup. Why are you doing this to yourself? For God’s sake, what are you trying to accomplish that you haven’t been able to pull off in the first 98 years of your life? Do you want to tone up for the senior center bikini contest? Are you trying to build up those triceps so you can lift your Rascal scooter over your head and throw it like a geriatric Incredible Hulk?

ETIQUETTE LESSON #3: If lifting your hands over your head gives you the same workout as you would get tying up a weight machine, go the fuck home and give those of us with a modicum of athleticism the opportunity to lift uninterrupted.

Form

Weightlifting form is something that I take very seriously. Twisting strangely during any exercise could potentially cause injuries that could take years to recover from. Apparently, I am the only one in the gym who actually gives a shit about this topic, (which is fantastic). I pray each and every day that I will get to witness one of these dipshits pull a muscle during their imaginary exercise time.

ETIQUETTE LESSON #4: Please make sure not to stretch before working out, and feel free to toss the weights around in an erratic fashion. I will happily carry you to the parking lot when you are unable to walk any longer, but you’re on your own after that.

Fred

Fred is a very old man who comes to the gym every morning in jeans, always holding a big cup of coffee. The World War II hat atop his head is a constant reminder of his service to our country, and most likely takes him back to a time in his Navy days when he was sharp, fit, and had a full life ahead of him. Today, Fred smells like a mix of formaldehyde and eggs. More disturbing is that Fred refuses to let any attractive woman workout without forcing them to hear “It’s gonna rain this afternoon.”, or “Have ya ever had Salisbury steak?”

Every weekday for two years, I have seen Fred, and every weekday for two years, Fred hasn’t worked out at all. He simply shows up, watches the morning news, and verbally rapes the best looking woman in the room.

I understand that the gym is a wonderful place for social interaction, but if you smell peculiar and are 70 years someone’s senior, you may not get laid from your persistent hounding. You are unfortunately in the midst of a vicious cycle. Your loneliness will never be cured by pissing people off, but I can assure you that pissing people off is why you are lonely. It sucks to be you.

ETIQUETTE LESSON #5: If you want to talk to someone and drink coffee, go to Starbucks. If you want companionship, get a cat. In either case, leave everyone at the gym alone.

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Shorts, athletic shoes, and t-shirts are all acceptable gym attire, yet the patrons in my gym tend to lean a different way. They have a clothing comfort level more synonymous with that of Grizzly Adams. Many members feel it necessary to dawn mullets, steeltoed boots, and camouflage. Oh, the camouflage!

I am a firm believer that you should dress for the occasion at hand, so cut your hair, remove the hunter orange ball cap, and add sleeves to cover up your disgustingly under-toned arms. Your Harley Davidson tattoos may be endearing to you and whichever one of your cousins you are currently sleeping with, but the rest of us don’t give a shit.

ETIQUETTE LESSON #6: No man in the history of man has picked up a woman in the gym while wearing raccoon-blood stained jeans. Change them.

Hopefully these lessons will permeate your thick skulls and make you think the next time you enter my personal space. On the other hand, I hope you never step foot in the gym again. I am paying for a haven of health that you are encroaching on with your “Git-R-Done” t-shirts, and porn mustaches. I deserve and demand more for my $19.99 a month.

To reach Adam, please send your complaints to adamh@frontrowmonthly.com Editor’s Note: (sigh…..) I’d get rid of him but you people like him too much. What’s wrong with all of you?

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I n T his C orner M-A-Double T-Y!

VS. Reality Television!

Americans!

We love our television! And more importantly; we will watch anything you put on it.

It doesn’t matter what it is. It could be the most mind-numbing, pointless, stupid, offensive, rancid garbage imaginable…but we’ll tune in! In fact, the more idiotic the better. How else do you explain the fortyfive year run of Days of Our Lives?

And since the birth of reality television, things have only gotten worse.

Don’t believe me? Do a quick channel flip.

Take a look at some of the rubbish currently being aired.

There are countless shows devoted to menial labor. These are shows that follow people performing jobs that most of the rest of us would hate to do. Parking Wars chronicles life at an impound lot and documents the daily doings of…wait for it…meter maids?!?

There are at least three shows dedicated to towing and auto repossession: South Beach Tow, Operation Repo and my personal favorite, Lizard Lick Towing.

Shipping Wars is a riveting drama where a handful of individuals try to outbid each other in order to win the rights to drive a load of shit across the country. Glory Hole Mavens takes place inside the men’s room at the Greyhound Station and treats viewers to a behind-the-scenes look at public restroom prostitution.

OK…so I made that last one up. But still, all of this just begs the question: who the hell is watching this nonsense?

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myself captivated by these shows. But the fact that new episodes continue to pop up tells me that I’m not alone. The strange thing is; if I suddenly found myself out of work, I would rather starve than take a job putting boots on cars or chopping down trees. And if a friend asked me to ride along with him and assist on a repo, I would decline instantly (not to mention find a new friend). But to watch one unfold from the comforts of the sofa in my basement?

Absolutely. Sign me up!

Next you have what I like to call the “Shock and Awe” reality shows. These are the ones that we watch while praying that this shit never happens to us. As a father, nothing scares me more than one day having my teenage daughter surprise me with the news that she got knocked up like the hard cases on Teen Mom. And I hope beyond hope that the only time I see the inside of a jail is on the episodes of the creatively-named Jail that air once a week at some ungodly hour.

Perhaps it’s the feeling of relief or comfort that these shows provide that makes them so watchable (you’ll notice I avoided the use of the word “entertaining”). You watch them and suddenly your own life doesn’t seem so shitty.

Sure my three-year-old’s temper tantrum in Target was annoying, but at least I’m not one of those sad-sacks that has to resort to sending my children to a maximum security prison just to teach them a lesson like the parents on Scared Straight. And yes, I’m going to hate every boy that my daughter one day brings home, but as long as he’s not one of those greaseballs from Jersey Shore, I’ll probably be able to live with it…thanks again to reality television.

This got me thinking about the tremendous service that reality TV provides. Shows like Wife Swap and Nanny 911 help you realize that maybe the grass isn’t necessarily greener.

Yeah it sucks that my wife made me clean out the garage on my day off, but at least she’s not some lazy, Bible-beating, femi-Nazi, former pageant queen that believes in home schooling, doesn’t shave and likes truck pulls. And the fact that my children aren’t demon-worshipping social misfits with lowgrade Tourette’s and the engineering knowhow to manufacture a bomb out of Legos and Silly Putty, just makes me appreciate them that much more.

And then we have the dating shows. I’m not talking about quasi-respectable ones like The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. The ones that grab my attention involve finding soulmates for douchebags who probably shouldn’t be allowed to procreate anyway: Shot of Love with Tila Tequila; The Flavor of Love with Flavor Flav; and, of course, my personal favorite, Rock of Love with Poison’s Bret Michaels.

The interesting thing about these shows, as well as fan favorites Dancing With the Stars and American Idol, is that we, the American general public, actually have a say in the outcome. These shows have given us a voice…and boy, do we use it!

Unofficial reports indicate that one episode of American Idol received 50 million votes either over the phone or via the internet.

That’s nearly as many votes as were cast during the 2008 Obam-edy! OK, maybe not, but it’s still a shitload of people who care about the outcome of a dumb television show. The point is, if you give us the chance to voice our opinion, we’ll do it! But more on this later. jun e 2012

“On tonight’s episode…He’s accused of rape!

She writes bad checks! You decide their fate on…”

It begins with a carefree jaunt to the mailbox.

You rifle through the contents, excited as can be for the latest issue of Field & Stream or Barely Legal. When suddenly you see it; staring up at you from amidst the bills, junk mail and Thank You notes. Worse than notice of an IRS audit; more nauseating than a court summons!

Here he would pause as our studio audience belts out “Walk! Lock! Or Shock!”

Yep. You’ve been called to jury duty!

Few things evoke such feelings of dread and anxiety as being called upon to fulfill one of our inalienable rights as American citizens.

People will do just about anything to get out of this obligation. They’ll lie about a loved one’s death. They’ll fake sickness. Hell, many will pretend to be racist!

And why? What is so bad about jury duty?

Granted, the $9 per day that the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania feels compensates me for missing a day of work is laughable even when compared to the wages earned by the nine year olds in Nike’s Malaysian factory. But that can’t be it.

It can’t be because we’re being asked to express an opinion. We love to do that!

And with jury duty, your opinion could determine the difference between freedom and death! Sounds a little cooler than helping to decide who wins the Mirror Ball, doesn’t it?

All of this got me thinking. For, as you know, in addition to being the written voice of my generation, I like to solve society’s problems. And I think I may have done just that!

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Walk, Lock or Shock! - A new reality television show created and produced by your old friend Matty C! Cue the cheesy intro music! Here comes the narrator (we’ll get Rod Roddy if he’s still alive!) j un e 2012

And while true identities of the trial participants may be kept secret, it’ll be no-holds barred when it comes to showing photos and other evidence. In fact, the more grizzly, the better! We can take it! Hell, we watched the Kardashians!

If the trial lasts for more than a day, our host, Nick Cannon, will recap the proceedings for our viewers in true Hollywood montage fashion. Then, at the end…we vote!

That’s right! Just like real jury duty, this poor sap’s fate is in the hands of John Q. Public.

But with this new medium, forget about what 12 people think…how ‘bout 12 million!

It’s live! It’s real courtroom drama! And, we get to give our opinion! What could be better?

And what’s more, traditional jury duty will become a thing of the past. No more getting paid a pittance for a day’s work. No more having to fight downtown traffic on the way to the courthouse. No more having to wear a white sheet with the hopes that you’ll get tossed out during voir dire!

I’m getting excited about this! What began as a simple writing assignment to get my editor off of my back, has quickly evolved into one of the greatest ideas that anyone has ever had. I need to call my agent! We need to start getting a good pitch together to present to the networks. We need to…

Wait a sec…what’s that? Hulk Hogan has a new reality show about midget wrestling?

Sorry, but it looks like Walk, Lock or Shock will have to wait. Something more important has come up!

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And it’s certainly not because we have an aversion to playing witness to bad behavior.

In addition to the highly popular shows like CSI and Law & Order we’ve already covered the fact that we love to watch the unfortunate. We can’t help but stare at train wrecks – that’s why reality TV is so popular.

We’ll get good-looking actors to play the lawyers (after all, who wants to look at real lawyers). They’ll be fed their lines from real members of the bar using hidden earpieces. The perp will also be played by an actor to protect his identity (look at all of the additional jobs I’m creating – this idea is selling itself!).

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What I’d like to discuss next happens to us all. If it hasn’t happened to you yet, odds are it will soon. Consider yourself warned.

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