GAB! April 2009

CAIRNWOOD GALA GOWNS: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS INSIDE!

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April 1, 2009

BREAKOUT STAR

BRIDE WARS! OOPS! SAME WEDDING DATE! CAN THEY STILL BE FRIENDS?

SHILINA?

ROARING ‘20s!

CAIRNWOOD GALA! ROARING ‘20s The social elite turned out in droves for Cairnwood’s Roaring ‘20s benefit Gala last weekend.

Food stations by top of the line Philadelphia caterers included a cheese table, wine tasting bar, decadent desserts, and much, much more!

The VIP lounge featured handrolled sushi by famous Philly restaurateur, Stephen Starr.

Celeb Bryn Athyn attendees dazzled the red carpet with their fabulous fashions. This was all for the sake of charity!

FABULOUS

Teryn Genzlinger (pictured here with fiancé Derek Glunz), wore a silky period gown, but what won over the crowds was her attention to detail—from the delicate strand of pearls, to the ‘20s glitter band, to the makeup detail.

LADY IN RED

Sasha and Glen Henderson arrived looking sensational.

Sasha was a showstopper in her slinky red dress offset by dainty silver heels.

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Attention grabber Baird Kistner strikes a pose.

Dave Keith went with a slick ‘20s center part.

Glunz tries the eviden to hide c GAB can sp e, but imitation S ot an tetson!

North Carolina native Ryan Glunz (pictured here with socialite Chara Odhner), went “Classy Cowboy” with a white bow tie/vest combination paired with a cowboy hat.

Robin Cooper, voted “most gangster,” ran the operation in stylish grey pinstripes.

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GALA GOWNS er 4 carat Siri flashed h ement g Tiffany enga d carpet! re e th n ring o

SIRI GRUBB

stuns with a glossy red pout, accenting her fringed Lanvin cocktail dress.

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JESSICA CARSWELL wore a floor-sweeping gown from Vera Wang, adding more elegance with black pearl jewelry by Cartier.

MAR

tops off sheath w netting

$1.2 MIL R OF PEARL OPE S!

Marah’s gems were all gifts from her husband, billionaire artist Eyvind.

RAH BOYESEN

f her classic Chanel with a black ‘20s hat with and feather details.

CHARA ODHNER

is radiant in Ellie Saab, complimenting the luminescent embroidery of the dress with her pearl accessories.

CONNIE ZIMMER

puts her sweet-heart Diane von Furstenberg over the top with Harry Winston jewels.

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GLAMOROUS GAL s Hannah claimair h r e h she did more herself for a k. o authentic lo

REAL OSTRICH FEATHERS!

WENDINNE BUSS pumps up her sultry velvet Armani with a black boa and perfect red lip.

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HANNAH LERMITTE

dazzles in vintage Versace, her hair pulled back in flawless finger waves.

LS

JESSICA BOSTOCK

adds a pop of color to her to her sophisticated Armani dress with vibrant red nail polish.

Jennifer Anis borrowed Jo ton e hat for the p lle’s remiere of Marley & Me!

SARAH ELDER strikes a pose in a satin Roberto Cavalli cocktail dress with an all-over floral pattern.

JOELLE HARANTSCHUK sets off her tiered Lanvin dress with daring silver metallic shoes.

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Y L I P P HA VER E ER! AFT

EXCLUSIVE

CELESTYN AND BRAD SAY “I DO!” 8 April 1, 2009

It’s official! Celestyn and Brad have finally tied the knot.

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TEETH MODELS? Celestyn and Brad have turned down multiple offers for Crest toothpaste commercials. They want to focus on babies for now.

ources confirm Celestyn Silverman and Brad Alpers wed September 20, 2008 just before 1 p.m. at the Flint Hill Mansion in Norcross, GA. The bride donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a hiplength veil attached to a satin headband with handmade satin roses, all by Dolce & Gabbana.

The ceremony – which began at noon – was “very small and intimate,” a source tells GAB!, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Fitting, since Celestyn once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony...I don’t like wild parties, it’s not really my style.”

After walking her down the aisle, Celestyn’s biological father, Rev. Ray Silverman, pulled on his robes and officiated the ceremony. A lively reception immediately followed. One attendee said the highlights were the congo line and learning the “popadopolis,” a traditional Silverman family dance invented by Ray. Celestyn has been dating Brad since 2005.

They hit it off from their very first date.

A pal close to the couple told GAB! the two are perfect together.

“She’s definitely ‘The One,’” the source said. “She really makes him happy.”

Engagement rumors began to surface about the couple late last year. First, People announced Brad popped the question Dec. 25 on a private plane, then TMZ.com claimed they planned to wed in Costa Rica.

Celestyn, however, slammed both reports as false. “We were not on a private plane when he proposed,” she said.

The couple honeymooned at a private resort in Jamaica. They live in Atlanta.

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CELESTYN AND BRAD SAY “I DO!”

SAY CHEESE!

Lovely ladies Michelle Pennink, Heidi Eidse, Connie Zimmer, Celestyn the Bride, Kelleen Schauder, Teryn Genzlinger, Tracy Mihocko pose for a photo.

SPOTLIGHT!

Siblings Shiloh and Spring Silverman almost stole the show from Celestyn when they cut the rug on the dance floor. But all eyes were on Celestyn during the Father/Daughter dance.

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GO NORM! SPLITSVILLE! Ron Howard look-a-like Glen Henderson impressed guests by adding a split to his dance routine.

PROUD PO

PPA!

Heart-throb Norman Silverman shook things up with his amazing break-dancing moves.

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amily and friends attending Celestyn and Brad’s wedding had a blast.

“Everyone just danced and danced,” a friend close to the bride says.

This source would not confirm or deny that weather forced a group of out-of-town friends planning to arrive via private jet to drive 16 hours straight to make the exclusive event.

“The point is: we were there for her,” she said.

Celestyn’s bridesmaids included her older sisters Serena, Sasha, Aria and Spring; as well as childhood friend and singer Teryn Genzlinger.

Teryn sang at Serena and Adam Sutton’s wedding ceremony two years ago.

Guests showed off amazing dancing skills during the reception. “Some of us were even doing the snake!” said one of the attendees.

OUT OF CONTROL AFTERPARTY? The afterparty was fun too, sources say. There is some speculation about what happened with a tie, a banana and an ironing board. Partygoers left their hotel pretty much intact, with only some slight damage. “The glass window pane didn’t break, so we were pretty relieved about that,” said one late-night partier.

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HOT PICKS!

RICH SPORTS A MULLET!

‘TOO PERFECT’ SAYS DOCTOR

BA: THE NEW BIRMINGHAM? Skyler Silverman, Scottie Simmons, and Rich Carter were spotted toting rifles. All signs point to the South rising again in Bryn Athyn. “Redneck epidemics usually spread quickly,” says hick expert Anders Hyatt as he places another plastic flamingo in his lawn. An unconfirmed source says AllWays Café will be adding fried chicken and pork ‘n’ beans to its menu. Friends say Andy Sullivan has been requesting that people call him “Bubba.”

Last year Sutton’s chin was not as defined

CELEBRITY CLEFTS

CHIN IMPLANT?

Adam joins the ranks of these famous faces:

Did Adam Sutton undergo surgery to get that amazing cleft in his chin? Dr. Madrid Amilio, who does not treat Sutton, said, “It is a most unusually perfect chin. It is highly unlikely that the chin is natural.” Sutton could not be reached for comment.

Tom Brady

Viggo Mortensen

Kirk Douglas

Ben Affleck

John Mayer

Cary Grant

G N I H S I R U O FL ISHED? OR FIN

MICAH AND DIANE — RELATIONSHIP ON THE ROCKS? Are the happy days of Micah and Diane’s six-year relationship over? At several recent socialite gatherings they have been caught on camera looking less than enamored of one another. Diane’s publicist assures GAB! that “the relationship is as strong as ever,” and that the two are “talking about the future.” Micah’s agent was not available for comment.

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THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!

MOMS & K IDS

SO CUTE!

POWER MOMMIES Glamorous moms Aurelle Cooper Genzlinger, Sasha Silverman Henderson and Jenica Holmes Andic are always out and about with their kids. What makes them power mommies?

Their endless energy! They regularly take their children to fun kid-friendly locations. And meanwhile they juggle attending charity events, volunteering, and furthering their successful careers!

ings her Aurelle brs Deryn daughter ith her and Aria rw s! on er and

“Taking them to play outside is a huge part of it.

That’s why I choose places like the park or the zoo,” says Sasha.

What’s the secret?! “It’s all about the power nap,” says a pal who is close to the families.

Jenica out and a with son Atilla bout brand new baby and Remzi! (see more phot os on page 18)

d here with Sasha, picture lso r and Cade, a le y h C n re d il ch attend charity to e m ti s d n fi oto on page 2) events. (see ph

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ALLIGATOR AUTOPSY REVEALS SMALL HAND!

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et another alligator was captured in the Pennypack. An autopsy was performed after expert biologist Dallas Hendricks determined the reptile looked “a little porky.” To his horror, the autopsy revealed a small hand in the bowels of the beast.

Further investigation by Hendricks determined that the hand was, in fact, plastic.

“At this point it is unclear whether the hand SAFETY ALERT is from Barbie or Authorities are now her less popular, advising everyone to flat-footed sister travel with herds of wildebeest: “We did the Skipper. I kind of math and surrounding hope it’s Skipper’s. yourself with at least Although seven wildebeest ‘Amputee Barbie’ significantly decreases the odds of being eaten.” does have a certain ring to it.”

There may be more alligators lurking in the creek. The Pennypack Deer

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83 BARBIE %

GAB! POLL: Whose hand is it?

Study has reported a drop in the deer population. Researchers such as Hendricks, who plot the deer’s movements via GPS tracking collars report that some of the deer are exhibiting strange behavior: “We noticed a couple of our deer were traveling almost exclusively in the creek. They also spend long periods of time sunning themselves on rocks.”

Sources close to the Deer

CAUGHT! SLEEPING ON THE JO B

Study report there is talk of switching over to observing large, semi-aquatic reptiles.

Researchers claim this transition “has nothing to do with the fact that the alligators have tracking collars in their stomachs.” They also reassure us that they are “absolutely not” considering using the remaining collared deer as bait.

TONY ODHNER: Professional? Only if that profession involves afternoon siestas. This picture catches Tony in the act of mixing business with power naps.

His coworkers were fooled by his conference call catnaps.

One says, “I thought he had such a demanding job because he is constantly taking calls. Now I’ll always be asking myself: phone call or phony call?”

When presented with the evidence against him, Tony came to his own defense saying, “I usually fall asleep about twenty minutes after lunch.”

Those experienced with talking to Tony offer a helpful tip: “When his breathing gets louder start screaming that there are children riding scooters on campus.” This technique was tested and found to be twice as effective when you claim the children aren’t wearing helmets.

Don’t tell Dudley!

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Oops! As this edition was going to press we discovered that Tony was actually fully awake and maintaining two phone conversations at once.

H! UH’s -loO ki o ng a Jake little nervous...

MOVE OVER, JAKE! F

or years, Jake Gyllenhaal has been Bryn Athyn’s “claim to fame.” But his day in the BA spotlight may be over.

Shilah Rose made her debut on the cover of a simple marketing brochure for the Business Program at Bryn Athyn College.

After her face hit the stands, her career really took off. She has since been featured in

eight more well-distributed brochures. Shilah adds that her sudden popularity is “completely unrelated” to the fact that she works in the office that produces said brochures.

Her biggest success will undoubtedly be in film. Her first video role caused quite a stir in Bryn Athyn.

Shilah Rose is fast becoming famous in Bryn Athyn and beyond. She already has a

reputation. One fan told GAB!, “I heard she wouldn’t let her mother see her online video where Shilah admits to being competitive.”

Others overlook Rose’s competitive streak. “Shilah makes a strong impression as the sweet, sophisticated girl,” said a Bryn Athyn socialite.

Keep a look out, Bryn Athyn. Shilah is on her way to the TOP!

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MAN HOPP NO GIRLS ALLOWED?

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he hottest new underground dance ensemble in Bryn Athyn is redefining hip-hop.

What is this new sensation?

Man Hop. Stephanie Rose, professional choreographer and long-time hiphop dance instructor, has been holding weekly dance sessions for men who want to learn what to do—and more importantly what not to do—on the dance floor.

The exclusive club started off slowly. The two original members, Stewart Farmer and Ivan Maddock, tore up the dance floor, sporting such moves as the Double Quickdraw, the Pony Ride, and the Hip Swizzle.

But by week two, the competition for a spot in Man Hop (aka Him Hop) skyrocketed.

Then the controversy began.

Rose, who argued that she simply wanted to “step up the level of Bryn Athyn hip-hop,” invited several girls to Man Hop’s second practice.

This invitation caused strife and disgruntlement amongst some of the original members. “There are more girls here than guys,” said Farmer unhappily. “I thought Man Hop was for men.”

Some potential “man hoppers” were also discouraged to learn

about the growing number of girls at Man Hop. “There is a direct correlation between the number of girls around and the distance of myself to the wall,” said Luke Howard when approached by reporters.

Original Man Hop member Maddock disagreed, saying “Bring on the ladies!!!” In response to the dispute Rose says, “I have no problem hanging out with a room full of dudes. They just have to step it up and out-hop those girls!”

One GAB! reader who prefers to remain anonymous said, “Girls or no girls, I’m just glad someone is helping put the HIP back in HOP!”

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HER SHOW!

Rose’s controversial decision to invite girls to the class has made male dancers like Farmer “Hopping Mad.”

S!” She says “YE

OH SNAP!

Stewart Farmer ha s a member of Man been Hop since it was formed does not want girls and to attend.

He says “NO!”

PING MAD! Dylan and Fs! F Luke are B

LET’S DANCE!

Luke Howard (above, behind McCardell, blue shirt) has experience as a backup dancer for direct-to-youtube dance videos.

NAMING RIGHTS!

Rumor has it that the term “Man Hop” was actually coined by singer Reade McCardell’s top backup dancer, Dylan Hendricks (above, yellow shirt)!

GAB! POLL

Who would you like to see join Man Hop?

Brody Jenner

Chace Crawford

Nick Jonas

John Krasinski

Mario Lopez email us: GABmagazine@gmail.com GAB ! 17

OH, BOY! J

ST MOMMY JULE LOVES LITT REMZI!

BIG BROTHER Atilla Sai Andic holding new brother Remzi Altay. Both children have authentic Turkish names in honor of their father’s heritage.

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enica Holmes Andic and her husband Volcan have welcomed a second baby boy to their family, her rep confirms.

Remzi Altay Andic was born Monday, March 2 at their home in Abington, PA. Remzi weighed in at a very healthy 9 lbs., 10 oz.

Older brother Atilla Sai, who will turn two this April, is enjoying his new role as big brother.

In keeping with Jenica’s all-natural lifestyle, she had a hypnobirth at home. “It made labor super easy,” the happy mom told a pal close to the couple.

Dr. Amanda Beecher, who does not treat the family said, “Hypnobirths are perfectly safe and very fashionable these days.

Everyone who is anyone is doing it. I totally recommend it. It’s awesome.”

Jenica’s BFF Danielle Lermitte Orthwein was overheard saying, “He’s beautiful.” Danielle — in a t-shirt, jeans and large sunglasses — was spotted carrying food into the family’s home Sunday.

Jenica’s husband has been strong and supportive throughout the pregnancy and the birth. He is said to have helped her with her visualization techniques during the labor. Jenica’s mother, her BFF Danielle and two midwives were also there.

“Jenica would like to thank everyone for their love and support,” said her rep.

IVAN: BEARD DONOR!

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THE TRIUMVIR D

DR . DREA

THE COUNT

WHAT’S BEHIND THE WHISKERS? I

van Maddock’s beard has long been the envy of many a Bryn Athyn male. He commands attention in the classroom not by the brilliant content of his lectures or his zany sense of humor, but because his students can’t take their eyes off his impressive display of facial hair. To his high school boys, who painstakingly cultivate their pubescent peach fuzz, Mr. Maddock and his beard are the epitome of manhood.

But is this beard just frivolous and attentionseeking? Sources close to Ivan say there’s more to it.

Ever since he realized he was blessed with a bountiful beard, Ivan has shared that gift with others. He donates his old facial hair to Beards of Beauty, a lesser-known branch of Locks of Love.

Ivan gives to those men who cannot provide for themselves. He carefully manicures and names each beard for the benefit of baby-faced men around the country. Every goatee, mutton chop, handlebar, soul patch, and chin strap goes to those less fortunate.

To protect their masculinity, Beard for Beauty beneficiaries are anonymous. However, GAB! did receive a random tip that Andy Sullivan’s “I don’t give a rip about the corporate world” five o’clock shadow might not be his own.

CAN’T GROW A BEARD BUT STILL WANT TO GIVE BACK? CHECK OUT THESE CHARITIES!

• Mustaches of Mercy • Arm Hair for Humanity • Charitable Chest Hair

BEARD DONORS Sources te ll us the lo ok Keanu Ree ves here is inte is sporting ntional.

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ENGAGED THE BIG DAY

AUGUST 9, 2009

“It is just so crazy to think I’ll be marrying the guy I’ve had a crush on since I was in high school!”

TERYN GENZLINGER AND DEREK GLUNZ Rumors have been swirling through the Bryn Athyn social scene for months, but GAB! sources now confirm the engagement of rising star singer/actress Teryn and her boyfriend of several years, Derek.

“[When I read the note] I started flipping out and had to get my sister to help me pick a dress.”

Teryn fills us in:

THE MEETING: The two of

us have known each other for ten years, but it took seven of those years for of us to realize we were meant for one another.

THE SURPRISE: I had

been really busy, getting ready for the holidays, starting a new job and having rehearsals every night for a show. I had a night off and Derek asked me to join him for a date—he said it would be 20 April 1, 2009

something casual, like dinner and a movie or something. But when I got home from work Wednesday I went into my room to change and there was a note and a rose lying on my pillow. The note said, “Get dressed up in something fancy, because at seven o’clock a limo will be picking you up.” I started flipping out...

THE PROPOSAL: The limo pulled up near the entrance to a huge rose garden. Derek was

standing at a bench where he had set up some candles. When he said, “Come here and sit down, I have something to ask you,” I knew what was coming.

I started crying as he got down on one knee and asked me to marry him. He actually had to ask me twice. He couldn’t tell if I had said yes or not because of all the tears!

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“We are headed to New England for our honeymoon. David has a passion for sailing.”

KELLEEN SCHAUDER AND DAVID BUTLER Kelleen and David are tying the knot! After dating for almost two years, Kelleen Schauder is set to marry her boyfriend David Butler, GAB! has learned exclusively.

THE MEETING: Kelleen and David met while they were both working at Bonefish Grill. For their first date they hit it off at a quaint tequila bar in Blue Bell.

HOW THEY KNEW: David knew right

away that Kelleen was the one for him, but it took Kelleen a little longer to be certain. “It was his gentle manners and obvious affection towards me,” says Kelleen. “We got along because of our family values and commitment to true friendships.”

THE PROPOSAL: After attending the

SHE’S A HAP BRIDE-TO-BEPY !

Christmas Eve church service at Bryn Athyn Cathedral, David got down on one knee and proposed to Kelleen in a garden overlooking the valley. Kelleen gushes, “It was beautiful.

Needless to say, that was the best Christmas of my life!”

THE PLANS: The ceremony will be held

at Bryn Athyn Cathedral. The reception will be at Kelleen’s grandparents’ beautiful property.

Kelleen has always dreamed of a big outdoor tented wedding, and she is thrilled with how the day is unfolding.

THE BIG DAY:

OCTOBER 2, 2010

“We learned how to really understand one another and help each other through difficult situations.”

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R HANDS U O Y P E E “K T LIST!” S E U G Y OFF M

BRIDE WARS! ARIA VS. SIRI

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ria Silverman and Siri Grubb are friends who have planned every detail of their respective weddings since childhood. From the gowns to the flowers, and most importantly, the guest lists.

Now they’re both about to get married; they’re about to realize their dreams; they’re about to live happily ever after.

Or maybe not...

Siri and Aria are now to be married on the same date!

Aria and Siri’s lifelong friendship is going to be put to the ultimate test. Aria, a successful elementary school teacher living in Maine, won’t settle for anything less than the perfect wedding she has dreamed of for years. Siri, a mild-mannered and considerate campaign manager, may discover her inner Bridezilla if the conflict can’t be resolved.

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WHOSE SIDE WILL YOU CHOOSE? THE STATS LOCATION STYLE ACCOMMODATIONS FOOD FIANCEE

ARIA

SIRI

Maine Outdoor/Barefoot Campground Granola and Beer Richard Carter

Bryn Athyn Shabby Chic Call a relative Waffle Bar Dan Griffin, Jr.

* This information has been fabricated and did not come from the brides.

These two friends—who would normally do anything for one another—have nearly come to blows over the guest lists, the rumors report.

“I want her to be happy,” Siri claims, but GAB! sources have spotted Siri attempting to convince Aria’s guests to attend her wedding instead. Serena Sutton, one of Aria’s bridesmaids, is a coworker of Siri’s. “It was not an easy decision,” Serena says, “But a person simply can’t

be in two places at once.”

Aria pleads ignorance, saying that she selected her wedding date with no knowledge of Siri’s plans to wed on the same day.

Husbands-to-be Dan Griffin, Jr. (Siri) and Rich Carter (Aria) have elected to stay out of the battle of the brides.

September 19, 2009 will be the reckoning day. GAB! will be on site to see who ends up at which celebration.

SHORT & SASSY!

ASK GABBIE BIG KID ADVICE FROM A SMALL TOWN GIRL

Where can I find a good single guy in this town?

–Lonely and Looking Dear Lonely and Looking, Girl, if you find out, please let me know!

Gabbie I’ve been feeling a little over the hill. How do I know?

–Pushing 30

BEFORE

Long and limp

JORI’S NEW ‘DO! Joralyn (Jori) Echols has always had a lengthy look when it comes to her hair. “I always had my hair long,” says the Public Relations Coordinator, “I was scared to try anything different.”

So what changed? After 26 years with the same ‘do, what made Jori brave enough for the transformation?

“It was always a problem with frizz,” Jori told GAB! “I didn’t want my hair to pouf.”

But when hair artisan Ashley, of BLue Hair Salon, told Jori that ‘pouf’ was nothing to be afraid of, Jori took the plunge.

Now sporting a short and sassy style, Jori says, “I love my new cut. I will never go back.”

Watch out boys: she’ll be snapped up before you know it!

Dear Pushing 30, If you’ve heard that 30 is the new 20, don’t believe it for a second. 20 is the same 20 it has always been. But then again, would you really want to be 20 again? People are like expensive cheese, with every year they age toward perfection—and they start to smell a little more. But seriously, rock whatever age you are, and don’t be afraid to put yourself out there!

Gabbie I just graduated from college, and I’ve moved back into my parents’ house. How will this affect my love life?

–Just Starting Out Dear Just Starting Out, Living with your parents has nothing to do with it. Since you’ve graduated college and you are still alone, you are on your way to over the hill. It’s time to get up and get out.

On the other hand, free food is free food. Besides, it could be good to have those built in chaperones!

Gabbie

I’m a young handsome man looking for a special someone to settle down with. Where should I look?

–Somewhat Shy Dear Somewhat Shy, Do you have a history of mental illness in your family? Do you think that the recession is going to negatively affect your job status? If you answered no to both of these questions, call me!

Gabbie I’ve just heard about Man Hop. Can you fill me in?

Should I go? I’m a little nervous.

–Two Left Feet, Can’t Get The Beat Dear Two Left Feet, Can’t Get The Beat Please consider the following options: 1) Continue to stand awkwardly by the wall for the rest of your life while other guys get the girls you can only dream of.

2) Suck it up! Put on your dancing shoes and learn how to shake what your mama gave you!

Gabbie

Got a quest n for Gabbieio ?

Send her an email: GABmagazi ne@gmail.co

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L A R U T A N L AL

LOVE BOAT!

Nature-lovers Aria Silverman and Rich Carter find that canoe rides are the perfect date. “It’s a great way for them to talk and enjoy the outdoors, “ says a source close to the couple.

“They go out as much as they can, rain or shine.”

TREE HUGGER

Earlier this week, nature girl Cairn Coy was spotted hanging on to the branch of a small tree for three hours. She is gearing up for a 24-hr hang on Earth Day (April 22), to help raise awareness. Inspired by her antics, a few onlookers jumped into trees as well. “We all need to do our part,” she said “We need to help give the trees a voice.”

REAT G E H T IN TDOORS OU VING IT! AND LO

GOING LOCAL Environmental supporter Joseph Herr and Feel Good founder Kristin Walter Herr, say the best way to support your environment is to eat local. Riding your bike is environmentally friendly too!

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BEACH BUMS

BUSTED! What are Aria and Rich doing? Looking for Siri’s guest list? (see article, page 22)

STRIKE A POSE!

Scott Simons (pictured here with girlfriend Spring Silverman), is visibly more comfortable in front of the camera since signing a $4.3 million contract with Ford Modeling. (see next page)

ISLAND HOPPING

During a break from her successful party planning career Hannah Lermitte takes a trip to Cayman with husband Todd. The couple spent the day looking at mansions on the coast.

MAN OVERBOARD! This Bryn Athyn bachelor prefers to remain anonymous after taking an embarrassing spill in the ocean.

BEACHY KEEN

Taking a break from the Malibu surf, Shiloh Silverman flashes a smile.

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SO TRUE/SO FALSE

SO TRUE MODELING CONTRACT Adam Sutton, Scott Simons, and Rich Carter have each landed a multi-million dollar modeling contract with Ford Models. Looks like Sutton’s new chin paid off!

SO FALSE SHILINA

Though Shiloh Silverman and Angelina Jolie were regulars at a 4-star salsa bar in Los Angeles, Shiloh says he is going to spend time focusing on his upcoming Americorps projects.

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SO FALSE

BLACK IS THE NEW BLONDE

Despite the black wigs seen here on Cairn Coy and Megan Pendleton, GAB! fashion experts are confident that “blonde is here to stay.”

SO TRUE

CHARA—ONE OF THE OLDEST SINGLE GIRLS LEFT IN BA GAB! polls reveal that by the age of 24, most Bryn Athyn bachelorettes have either married or moved to a bigger fishpond. “I’m definitely pushing 26,” says Chara Odhner of her spinster status.

WHO WORE IT BEST? DOUG KEITH OR TONY GRIFFIN?

GAB! PICKS THE BEST DRESSED!

DAVE KEITH OR WALDO?

Doug wins. Shorts and a tie? You need to think about the whole look, Tony!

SERENA SUTTON, SARAH PALIN OR TINA FEY?

Kudos for the fab accessorizing, Dave!

Happy April Fool’ s Day! We hope you enjoy ed our lighthearted spoof maga zine!

We’d like to thank everyone who provided us with tex t, photos, and most of all, the ir gracious permission to GAB! about them.

Love from your GA B! editors, Serena Sutton, Chara Odhner, and Shilah Rose

Sarah pulled off this look with class. With an outfit like this one, you have to take yourself seriously.

Questions or Comm ents? Want to be in our next iss ue? Email: GABmagazine@gma il.com

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Don’t miss Shilah Rose’s breakout role in the Spanish version of the hit series Twilight. Muy Calienté!

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