GAB! October 2010

BEST DRESSED PHOTOS! 10 PAGE BONUS October, 2010 ISSUE 3.5

ARIA & GERARD’S NEW FILM

Jen Jealous?

EXCLUSIVE

CRISTA & IVAN

Wedding

IVAN & BAIRD

Red Carpet Divas!

Danielle and Alanna TELL ALL!

GALA

SHOCKER! • Red carpet divas: Out of control!

• Celebs sweating while dancing!

• Find out who wore what!

• Exclusive interviews!

GAB! GALA A FEEL GOOD NIGHT F GRILLED CHEESE GRINS! Melissa Kloc, Stephanie Rose, and Siri Griffin enjoy the finger food. And Hannah Childs is all smiles with cousin Nick Lermitte.

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n March 20, 2010, GAB! Magazine hosted what has become known as “The Best Party in Bryn Athyn in March” at the Kistner Estate. Many of the biggest names in Bryn Athyn came out for the event, which benefited FeelGood—a non-profit dedicated to ending world hunger—and party-starved Bryn Athyn socialites.

GAB! Gala attendees walked the red carpet, posed for the paparazzi, and danced the night away. Guests arrived to a barrage of flashing lights as paparazzi clamored to capture the scene. “I could see the flashing of the cameras from a mile away,” said latecomer John Odhner. The whole house was GAB-tastic with pink lighting, pink pillows, pink party cups, pink shag rugs, pink ping-pong balls, pink gift bags, and pink twinkle lights. Upstairs the open-air deck provided space for mingling, and downstairs guests partied to hoppin’ music beneath a disco ball. In honor of FeelGood—which raises money for the Hunger Project by selling grilled cheese sandwiches—the Gala menu included a selection of gourmet grilled cheeses. Guests kicked back in the FeelGood lounge, which had information about the non-profit and, of course, back issues of GAB! “This benefit event was NOT just about fashion, food, gossip, or who’s who on the celebrity scene,” said organizer Serena Sutton. “And we resent the implication that this event was organized solely to get photos for use in our magazine.” Photo-ops and fantastic raffle prizes rounded out the unbelievable evening. Lauren O’Sullivan helped secure the generous donation of a beautiful pair of diamond earrings, and the Hyatt Regency Penn’s Landing donated an overnight stay. Between ticket sales, raffle earnings, and donations the event raised $1,500 for FeelGood!

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Nice hat, Rich!

FOR GAB!

PROFESSIONALLY GOOD LOOKING! Anders Hyatt (below) shows ‘em how it’s done while Rich Carter (above) plays it cool.

SAY CHEESE! Colin Lutz and Natalie Pitcairn and sisters Aria Carter and Sasha Henderson aren’t phased by the paparazzi.

JUST THE TWO OF US! Justin and Adina Petersmeyer and Thayer and Missy Pendleton leave the kids at home for a fabulous night out.

THANK YOU! Adam Sutton, Anna Blair, Aria Carter, Aurelle Odhner, Ayris Jungé, Baird Kistner, Bess Alden, BLue Hair Salon, Brent Schnarr, Briene Lermitte, Caleb Kerr, Casey Schauder, Cheryl Cooper, Chyler Henderson, Dan Griffin, Danielle Orthwein, Dave Keith, Derek Austin, Doug Keith, Dylan Odhner, Elmo Acton, Geoff Orthwein, Glenn Greer, Gurney Kerr Contractors, Hannah Fazio, Hannah Lermitte, Hope Odhner, Hosanna Odhner, Hyatt Regency Penn’s Landing, Ivan Maddock, Jared Alden, Jesse King, Jessie Rose, John Odhner, Joralyn Echols, Kai Bau Madsen, Kathryn van Zyverden, Kelly Greer, Kristin Walter, Kyla White, Lauren O’Sullivan, Lori Odhner, Lynn Ellen King, Maya Finkleday, Meg Zimmer, Megan Allen, Melissa Kloc, Nina Finkeldey, O’Sullivan Gemologists, Patience Synnestvedt, Pearse Frazier, Rachel Gardam, Ray Silverman, Rich Carter, Robin Cooper, Ryan Glunz, Sarah Gladish, Sarah Leeper, Sasha Henderson, Scottie Simons, Sean King, Shannon Walko, Shiloh Silverman, Siri Griffin, Skyler Silverman, Spring Silverman, Star Silverman, Stephanie Rose, Stewart Farmer, Taryn Frazier and everyone else who lent their support and encouragement to help make the GAB! Gala possible.

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RED CARPET LADIES: Be DOUBLE TAKE!

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DEBRA LERMITTE Paparazzi did a double take as this nutritionist for the stars and her twin, Diane Fehon, walked the red carpet wearing classic black Versace.

CHERYL COOPER The then mommy-to-be (son Durban Scott was born August 9) sported a custom-made Bottega Veneta and Tiffany earrings.

ANNA BLAIR “It really is all roses and unicorns and butterflies.

Oh, and little red hearts.“ – On her marriage to Fruitof-the-Loom berry actor Gordon Blair

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eautiful In Black

LINDSAY MARTIN

JENNA SYNNESTVEDT

“Go local!“ – On her genuine Bryn Athyn squirrel-skin coat.

In a Marc Jacobs mini, the star of Kickin’ it, Jenkintown donned Stephen Webster pearls and Manolo Blahnik’s.

KATHRYN VAN ZYVERDEN The supermodel glowed in a sleek Oscar de la Renta gown paired with Cartier diamonds.

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JORALYN ECHOLS The Freedom o’er the Glen star posed in Givenchy accented with Scabia gems.

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

Got glamour?

TMZ-BA Producer Ali Childs says Meg, Connie, and Lynn Ellen often pose as one another when they’re trying to shake the paparazzi: “They look like triplets! It’s impossible to tell them apart.”

Missy sure does!

OH NO,

MARKELL SITLER

SHE DI’INT!

Lynn Ellen King and Megan Allen thought their Vivienne Westwood gowns were unique...until they saw each other at the GAB! Gala! “I pride myself in wearing dresses that are as outrageous as my dance moves,” said Meg. “So obviously I never thought this would happen to me.”

The star strutted in colorblocked Prada paired Christian Louboutin hee

MEGAN ALLEN

“Oh, there’s gonna be trouble!”

– When Lynn Ellen King showed up in an identical dress

“Vivienne told me this was one of a kind,” complained Lynn Ellen.

“I thought about ‘accidentally’ spilling my drink on Meg, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.”

But the tables turned when Meg “clumsily” spilled her drink on Lynn Ellen. Luckily Lynn Ellen wears the same size as her daughters, so she slipped into Connie’s after party dress and danced the rest of the night away.

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MISSY PENDLETON Arm-in-arm with hubby Thayer, the Double Rainbow star dazzled in a vintage floral gown.

BACK IN BLACK...AND WHITE

Bedazzlin

Are face je g w the next b els ig thing?

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TOVAH KING

“I’m looking forward to working with Christian Bale...and to seeing what’s around the river bend.” – On her role as Pocahontas in next summer’s remake of the Disney classic

CARLA BEAN

“Go ahead. Admire me. I sure do.”– On her GAB! Gala outfit, a custom-made Annina King paired with Jimmy Choo ankle boots

ADENA JONES

“Isn’t it obvious?” – On being asked who would win in a fight, the Kardashians or the Joneses GAB ! 7

RAERPDET ALL THAT GLITTERS...

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SASHA SILVERMAN

MEGHAN CARLSON

The star accented her Gucci mini with a Raven Kauffman Couture clutch and Prada heels.

MEGHAN CARLSON The star accented her Gucci mini with a Raven Kauffman Couture clutch and Prada heels.

CHYLER HENDERSON Chyler debuted in a shimmering Tony Ward gown made with real gold and silver leaf!

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Determined not to be a typical Hollywood mom, Sasha accompanies her daughter on the red carpet. Sasha accented her glimmering gold Chanel gown with a Jack Vartanian gold necklace.

CASEY SCHAUDER

The winner of Survivor season 36 turned heads in a sweeping Christian Dior gown splashed with Swarovski crystals.

HOT MAMA!

PHOTO

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Daughter La y home wh la stayed made her reile Bess d ca appearance rpet .

BESS ALDEN

In a sleek Stella McCartney, the socialite made a statement sporting a necklace handmade by the struggling women of Mali.

SHILAH ROSE

“I wanted something simple and cozy, and I found just what I was looking for. It’s the perfect size.” – On her new $1.9 million, 8 bedroom cottage with theater-style entertainment lounge, tennis courts, in-ground pool, carriage house, golfing range and two full kitchens in Levittown.

DIANE VAN ZYVERDEN

The Dancing with the Stars contestant debuted a backless Vena Cava gown paired with custommade Roger Vivier handbag.

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Cute couple Jo sh Cooper share th and Angela e spotlight.

Romance RED CARPET

TRUE LOVE!

These celeb couples will stand the test of time.

Kristin Lindsay—who made her Hollywood debut last year as Enthusiastic Cheerleader 3 in Glee, season 1, episode 7—made BF Derek Rose swoon with her dangling Neil Lane diamond earrings.

Wayne Parker (Highlands: The Call of the Wild) romances wife Vina. The couple celebrate their 34th anniversary this year.

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David Butler (Moving into the Bubble) and then fiancée Kelleen Schauder shine for the camera. The two tied the knot October 8 at Bryn Athyn Cathedral.

India Rhodes (from the mockumentary, Sacha’s Dream: The Secret Story of AllWays Café) and husband of 9 years, Luke, enjoy an evening away from their youngsters Nandin (8) and Pehri (6).

Billionaire Yenta Shannon Walko and true love, husband John, celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary in June.

STYLE WATCH

DONE

UP!

These celebrity ‘dos swept us away!

96% LOVED IT

JORI ECHOLS

showed off faceframing curls.

Pro golfer Todd Lermitte steals a smooch from wife of six years, celebrity party planner Hannah.

88%

85%

LOVED IT

LOVED IT

ALI CHILDS

CLARA ODHNER

sported soft pulled-back waves.

rocked a half pony up-do.

Jace Odhner (lead singer of the O-Bros) receives a kiss from wife Eden (inspiration for new O-Bros’ single, “My Chemical Romance”). The couple will celebrate their first anniversary this month with a trip to the Jersey Shore.

91% LOVED IT

SKYE KERR

chose a classy low knot.

82% LOVED IT

KRISTINE MEDLEY

piled her tresses in twists and curls.

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RAERPDET LOVELY LADIES, COOL COLO

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Adina’s striking diamond choker cost well over $20, gemologist Lauren O’Sullivan estimates.

CHARA ODHNER The star strutted in Nicole Miller with sapphire earrings and Christian Louboutin heels.

TARA MILLER This diva debuted a Dior paired with a daring braceletnecklace duo!

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ADINA PETERSMEYER

With her sophisticated and elegant Gianfranco Ferré gown, all eyes were on this star!

SARAH GLADISH

“It’s a wonderful life!“ – On her latest role, playing opposite Chris Waelchli in Prep School Politics

ORS: Beautiful In Blue

LAUREN GRANT

STYLE LIKE THE STARS! “I used a curli

The fashion designer rocked a Betsey Johnson frock paired with strappy Jimmy Choos.

ng iron!”

– Lisa Lermitte, on her sleek look

LISA LERMITTE

In a sweeping Carolina Herrera gown studded with black pearls, the actress enjoyed an evening away from son Raleigh and daughter Layla.

ANNA WOOFENDEN The star of Steven Spielberg’s Oscar-hunter, Preachin’ to the Choir, debuted in a lavender Oscar de la Renta.

SARAH LERMITTE Reality TV’s Sisters-in-Law star Sarah Lermitte played peek-a-boo in royal blue Versace with Ofria jewels.

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“You’ll never belive this...”

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o one can keep a secret in Bryn Athyn, which is what our GAB! reporting team was counting on! Reporters Spring and Shiloh Silverman hardly needed to ask any probing questions to coax celebs to dish their dirt, and trusty cameraman Stewart Farmer caught every word.

Some of the most shocking soundbites came from celebrity insiders Danielle Orthwein and Alanna Jones.

“Mentos, a compass, my lucky rabbit foot, and a kazoo.”

“She loves running her fingers through it.”

On what we would find in his man purse,

On wife India’s reaction to his toupee,

Doug Keith

All eyes were Debra Thom on as she stole pson spotlight frothe famous hubbm her y.

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Luke Rhodes

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MOMENTS AT THE GAB! GALA “Two words: bolero tie.

Women find them irresistible.”

On how he first attracted wife Abbie,

“No comment.”

“Pow! Ooh! Zow! Ahh! Sha-ZAM!”

On the biggest secret of all time,

Baird Kistner, Louise Wisniewska, and Ivan Maddock

Taryn Rose

Bryn Athyn Hobo Elmo Acton

Making their own sound effects on the red carpet,

“Can you handle THIS??”

On challenging Ivan Maddock to a dance-off,

Stewart Farmer

“I think it’s great.

And so does Ashton Kutcher.”

“What? My hand was cold!”

Defending hubby Rich’s trucker hat and tux combo,

On holding Ryan Parker’s hand down the red carpet,

Aria Carter

Chris Lemole

“It was kind of gross. I took it upon myself to blot him.”

On twin Nick working up a sweat on the dance floor,

Natalie Pitcairn

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FAB PICS

MOMS ON THE GO! These celeb moms love neighborhood walks P.H.D.

Could Stella’s Ph.D. stand for

Pretty Hot Diva!?

HOT TIP!

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STEPPING OUT! Stella Evans is a busy woman, but she still finds time for an afternoon stroll with son Samuel (1).

DOUBLE THE WORKOUT!

TOTS IN TOW! Little ones Ozzie and Evan keep up with fast-paced celeb mommy Megan Odhner.

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HEADING TO HOCKEY? Julie Carr’s sons—Bryn Athyn Youth Hockey stars Ryan, Eric (not pictured), Andrew, and Owen—are already being recruited by University hockey teams. Their agents tell us they haven’t yet settled, but it looks like they are leaning towards ‘Nova and NYU!

OUT AND ABOUT! What was she thinking?

Jenica Andic left two of her best accessories at home! Husband Volkan and son Remzi (1) didn’t accompany Jenica and son Atilla (3) as they walked through a Bryn Athyn parking lot this October.

PLAY DATE! Walking with grandchildren Ainsley and Mason Odhner, Janna King looks young enough to be their mother!

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Love and Marriage

CRISTA COOPER & IVAN ASPLUNDH WED ON MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF THE YEAR “Love between the two is obvious.” —Portia Cooper, sister

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rista Cooper and Ivan Asplundh tied the knot September 18, “the most beautiful day of 2010,” according to Linus King, editor of the Bryn Athyn Farmer’s Almanac.

Crista wore a simple yet stunning strapless dress from the J. Crew store in New York City.

Her bridesmaids were also in J. Crew dresses, dyed to match Crista’s gorgeous blue eyes. The groom and his men kept it casual in flip-flops.

Wedding guests came from all corners of the globe to attend the nuptials in Bryn Athyn.

Attendees hailed from Florida, California, Michigan, Canada, England, Peru, and Turkey.

The handsome couple was wed in Bryn Athyn Cathedral, where Director Jim Adams says Crista and Ivan now hold the record for Largest Number of Children in a Wedding Party.

After the ceremony, over 300 guests flocked to the Philmont Country Club for the reception, where they danced the night away (thanks to father-of-the-groom Reed Asplundh’s instructions that the DJ not say a word).

SISTER, SISTER

Crista’s sisters Portia, Sacha, India, and Jency all adore Ivan and are thrilled to have him as their new brother. Amber, Megan, Maren, and Jaylen, Ivan’s sisters, say Crista has always felt like family, anyway!

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SMITTEN! Ivan can’t get

enough of his beaming bride.

FABULOUS FRIENDS! Crista was accompanied by glamorous bridesmaids: (clockwise from lower left) Melissa Kloc, Grace King, Sarah Bibler, Bianca King, Danielle King, Brittany Kuhl, and Bronwyn Latta-King.

NICE MOVES! They couldn’t compete with the kids during the first half of the evening, so after the underelevens hit the hay, Max Walko and Linus King made their move and tore up the dance floor. Ivan and Crista savored every moment.

GOING THE DISTANCE! “I risked

losing my visa to go to the wedding,” said Shiloh Silverman who travelled from Turkey to attend, “It was totally worth it.”

DANCE ‘TIL YOU DROP Paxton Cooper led the little ones on the dance floor until he realized it was past his bedtime.

Look good, feel Good.

I make sure to always be seen with a grilled cheese sandwich. It’s the perfect accessory. ­ —Lauren O’Sullivan, Celebrity Stylist

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My Day With Dad

These Tinseltown tots love QT with their pops Strolling through town with daughter Sadie, celeb Darryl Hasen let it slip that he and wife Emily are expecting baby number two!

OUT FOR A STROLL

SPITTIN’ IMAGE!

Boden and daddy Josh King“A beautiful and compelling novel.”– Leo head out of the house in “Unexpected gra matching red-rimmed caps.

STYLISH PAPA!

Ryan Schauder says that in addition to his Flyers cap, his brand new daughter Isabela is his favorite accessory.

“Touching, immediately involving, as well “This riveting novel will keep you on edge until its fi Though daughter Olivia “A true literary accom

is only 2, it looks like Andy Adams and wife Rachel are already teaching her to read!

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DADDY’S GIRL

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THE RIVALRY CONTINUES! In 1999 Haley Joel Osmond narrowly beat out Dylan Odhner for the lead role in The Sixth Sense. Now, eleven years later, Dylan has been named Most Eligible Bachelor in the World. “This win,” Dylan says, “Is much bigger.” Osmond’s agent declined to comment.

DYLAN ODHNER MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR IN THE WORLD

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“I’M INTO

GLENVIEW GIRLS ABOUT fter dating a string of Hollywood’s A YEAR OLDER THAN I AM ,” SAYS DYLAN biggest names, admissions counselor Dylan Odhner has landed in the top spot of a recent Horse and Hound poll: Who is the most eligible bachelor in the world?

Odhner beat out a slew of other high profile, single dudes including Justin Beiber and Shiloh Silverman.

The former Starbucks barista and Sixth Sense extra, 25, pulled in a whopping 29% of the overall vote. Newly single Shiloh Silverman wasn’t too far behind with 21% of votes. Max Walko, now famous due to his wildly successful appearances on his sister-in-law’s reality show, Billionaire Yenta, reigned in 15% of the vote. Brent Schnarr snagged 11%, Justin Beiber received 5%, and the Hyatt Brothers (Seth, Derek, and Anders) rounded out the list with 3%, 2%, and 1% respectively.

Odhner, whose long list of exes includes Taylor Swift and Daphne Oz, hasn’t been too lucky in the love department. He’s the only one of the O-Bros not yet hitched. “His lack of marital experience really comes out when we collaborate on love songs,” says bro Chad Odhner.

Though he’s currently unattached, he’s been seen with broadway star Blake Austin and Dancing with the Stars contestant Bristol Palin, but their publicists deny any romantic goings on.

29% OV E R A L L

VOTE

Regardless of his dating status, the counselor has made it clear he doesn’t want people feeling sorry for him. “This whole ‘poor lonely Dylan’ thing is nonsense. I feel great,” insists Dylan. “And my number is 215-713-8206.”

NEXT LUCKY GAL? IS BLAKE AUSTIN THE

% 21Shiloh

Silverman

22 October 2010

% 15Max

Walko

% 11Brent

Schnarr

% 5Justin

Beiber

3%, 2%, 1% The Hyatt Brothers

DRAB TO FOXTROT ALPHA BRAVO!

A

lexis Aplundh’s fall collection met with mixed reviews from critics.

Just like her idol, LC from MTV’s The Hills, socialite Alexis Asplundh left her hometown to study fashion design.

FAB!

DRAB

For her fall collection at the Savannah College of Art and Design Fashion Week, Alexis was Alexis Asplundh’s inspired by BFF Reagan Odhner, latest fashion line, who recently graduated from Military Bratz, U.S. Marines boot camp at the launched this fall. top of her class. “Or should I say uninspired,” countered Alexis.

“I thought she should be court-marshaled for that frumpy uniform!”

Alexis’ line, Military Bratz, combines better fit, brighter colors, and hotter footwear for an impressive overhaul of boring BDU’s.

Some critics are resistant, saying she’s messing with a classic look.

“What was she thinking?” asks celebrity stylist Colin Lutz.

WHAT CRITICS ARE SAYING: “Fashion faux pas!”

–Stylist Colin Lutz “Amazing! Creative!

Such talent!” –Jacquie Asplundh

Reagan Odhner, the inspiration for Alexis’ collection, shows off her favorite look.

But others are applauding Alexis’ boldness. “Alexis seamlessly mixes glamour with camo,” says Style Magazine’s Lauren Grant. “Fashion journalists have now coined a new term: Glamo.”

Bin Laden won’t mess with these boots!

BRENT GOES FOR PURPLE! The intensity in Brent “MacGruber” Gruber’s eyes matches the POWerful purple of his uniform. Now all he needs is a coordinating helicopter!

FLASHBANG FUSCHIA RECONNAISSANCE

RED

POW PURPLE

DRAB

BALLISTIC BLUE

HO-HUM TO HOORAH!

Why blend in when you can stand out in one of these exotic hues? Alexis’ collection includes a new line of fatigues in a brilliant array of colors!

GENERAL GREEN

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BAANBIYA! M

NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Celebs step out with their latest additions!

KOOL KIDZ

HUCKLEBERRY JACK

SPORTY SON

TANNER DAVIDSON Ayris Jungé (ABC’s Keeping Up with the Joneses) and hubby Jared welcomed their first child Tanner Davidson on 8-9-10.

Last spring, Jessica and Dane Carswell welcomed their first son Huckleberry Jack. They make sure to take breaks from filming The Matrix Refurbished to go on family walks.

HOT TOT

TRUMAN SAYLOR Danielle Orthwein and daughters Willow (11) and Sabine (9) step out with the family’s latest addition—baby boy Truman Saylor Jordan (born May 5).

24 October 10, 2009

BUNDLE OF JOY MARA SHARON

Abigail Smith (from 5th Generation PK) and hubby Malcolm welcomed baby Mara Sharon on July 25.

OH BOY!

DURBAN SCOTT This summer A-listers Robin and Cheryl Cooper welcomed their first son, Durban Scott, on August 9.

MOMMY & ME

match good, feel Good.

AURORA EDEN

On May 23, Monica Gruber and artist husband Keith welcomed baby Aurora Eden to the family.

A source close to the couple says puppies Luna and Mr. Heinz Ward are adjusting well.

Just like I matched Marc Anthony with Jennifer Lopez, and Keith Gruber with Monica Grant, I know how to match cheddar with whole wheat for the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. ­ —Shannon Walko, Billionaire Yenta GAB ! 25

SOURCES SAY ROLAND ISN’T VISITING AS MUCH! Jenny Lindsay finally got her own place! BF Matt Lucas is happy for her.

JENNY’S NEW DIGGS! Matt Lucas was dubious at first, when girlfriend Jenny Lindsay announced that she would be moving into her own place. He was heard confronting Jenny about the issue: “Good location in central BA, free home-cooked meals, and classy company. Why would you ever move out?”

BROOK BARNETT

BUDGET BUNGALOW Brooke Barnett purchased a $370 log cabin in Steamboat Springs, Colorado.

The cabin is solid pine, it has one room, and an outhouse. “It’s a great getaway from my celebrity lifestyle,” says Brooke, “I’m now thinking of downsizing all of my homes!” Sources say Brooke is looking at buying a beach hut in Florida and a teepee in Wyoming.

“Originally I thought I would get a whole Tower to myself, not just half of one floor...” she told GAB! Still, Jenny is making the best of her situation, and is settling in.

Matty is no longer complaining about Jenny’s decision. Rumor has it he is in negotiations to relocate from his Maryland home in order to fill the vacancy and move in with Mr. and Mrs. Lindsay himself.

ANNA-KATRINE’S

DOTING HUSBAND TOO MUCH LOVIN’?

26 October 2010

Actress Anna-Katrine King is one lucky lady: beautiful, talented, and blessed with three gorgeous girls, Hannah (9), Freya (7), and Ingrid (5), one strapping son, Mattias (2), and an amazing husband, Ethan. “He’s almost TOO amazing,” gushed Anna-Katrine, “He leaves roses for me wherever I go!” Anna-Katrine revealed that whenever she has to travel away from home, Ethan leaves a dozen red roses in her hotel room. “He always makes trails of rose petals around the house. I think it’s starting to stain the carpets,” admits Anna-Katrine. “I had to talk to Ethan about toning it down. I don’t want our girls to have impossible expectations for their husbands-to-be.

What man can measure up to my Ethan?”

★ FEUD OF THE YEAR ★

WHO HAS BABIES?!

★ LERMITTE VS LERMITTE VS LERMITTE VS LERMITTE ★

D

aughters-in-law Hannah, Lisa, Sarah, and Brittany Lermitte are vying for Mama Kaye’s attention. Hannah thought she had the “Fave Daughterin-Law” title in the bag. “I was the first wife—isn’t that enough?” said Hannah.

It seems like Hannah knew that wasn’t enough. Hannah and Todd go to Kaye and Jay’s for dinner four nights every week, and that’s not counting double date nights! She also turned down a job with the Philadelphia Eagles so she could continue working at the Development Office—only two floors away from Kaye.

“Hannah’s feeling the pressure,” says Lisa of newest contender Brittany.

Not only is Brittany’s husband’s name almost identical to Kaye’s (favorite son, mayhap?), but Brittany is also expecting.

And all the girls know Kaye LOVES babies. Lisa and Sarah were also quick to play the baby card, knowing Hannah has a baby phobia. “Lisa and I don’t live in town, so we’re not as much competition,” said Sarah. “Brittany and Kayne are close

WATCH OUT, SISTER!

by. That plus a baby might turn the tide in their favor.”

“We’re turning up the heat,” said Brittany, patting her baby bump.

Hannah won’t give up easily, though.

“I make chicken noodle soup for family dinners all the time. Brittany hates soup,” boasts Hannah.“And Kaye hates chicken,” confides Brittany.

“We thought it best not to tell Hannah.”

OH NO!’S BRITTANY PREGGERS!

GAB! POLL OF THE WEEK

8SA0ID % YES JOHN MAYER

GEOFF ORTHWEIN

LOOK-ALIKE OF THE YEAR!

W

ith their tousled brunette manes, oval faces, and impish grins, director Geoff Orthwein and “Half of my Heart” singer John Mayer match in all ways—­except one. As the director (30, according to GAB!’s best estimates), has said: “I have a whole heart!”

Lauren O’Sullivan & Jason Walter:

ARE THEY STILL CUTE TOGETHER? GAB ! 27

CUTSE! GROWING UP IN THE LIMELIGHT! PIC Fame is fun, but family comes first!

Anya and B look skepticaoden the Cooper l, but sist are all smile ers s!

POLKA DOT TOT

Jency Durand and daughter Kennedy (3) have a mother-daughter moment while enjoying the sunshine.

FAMILY TIES

Doting grandma Dorothy Brown takes youngest grandson, Denzin (born September 20), out for a walk while mommy Whin Brown-Sylla heads to the field hockey field.

28 October 2010

BABY LOVE

In between movie deals and tying the knot with beau Ivan, Crista Cooper Asplundh still finds time to babysit baby Boden for gal-pal Kaylee King.

GUCCI-GUCCI-GOO!

New mommy Celestyn Alpers was inspired to design baby clothes by daughter Ava (nearly 1!). Macy’s has already expressed interest in her line “Gucci-Gucci-Goo.”

HANNAH 2.0

As fans lose interest in Hannah Montana, they need a new way to get their Hannah fix. Enter up-andcoming child star Hannah Dewees, starring with sister Kevyn in a new series, Nina’s Coop.

STUNT DOUBLE

Hope and Aurelle Odhner, stars of the hit children’s series, Double Trouble, do all their own stunts!

SHARING THE LOVE OOPS!

This summer, Tiffany Synnestvedt (Call Me Crazy) and husband Val opened their arms and hearts when they adopted a new baby into their family of now seven children: Jacob David (13), Kira Ruth (10), Lainey Brooke (8), Leah Raine (7), Lucas Daniel (6), Naomi Jocelyn (1), and Riley (born May 28). Tiffany says the adoption was not influenced by the current celebrity trend, but sources claim that Tiffany and Angelina Jolie have been arranging play-dates for their respective motley crews.

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MUSIC SCENE

REV. JOE O AND COACH SIZZLEMAN

PREACHIN’ IT! R Behind the scenes with R&B’s latest rap duo

Lori Odhner is proud of her husband’s success.

eligious rap duo John Odhner and Ray Silverman, known by their fellow rappers as Rev. Joe O and Coach Sizzleman, are the talk of the town: their debut album “Preach It” is dropping this winter.

“It all began when Ray started beat boxing along with John and Lori songs,” Sizzleman’s wife Star remembers, “They realized this is how they could reach the next generation!”

Fans have had to wait longer than expected while the pair worked through some drama with rapper hopeful Greg Rose, aka Airstrike.

The tension was visible in the Doering Center where Sizzleman and Airstrike work on the same hall. After being cut from the Backstreet Boys and 98 Degrees, Airstrike had all but given up on his lifelong dream to be in a boy band.

Unfortunately, he kept pushing for a rap rendition of the Gettysburg Address, but Rev. and Sizzleman put the kibosh on it.

“We didn’t want him watering down our work,” they defended.

“The secularization of ‘Preach It’ is not happening on our watch!”

Rev. Joe’s wife “WE WANT IN!” Lori was invited to sing back up, but is “at capacity” writing daily Marriage Moats and starring in The Real Housewives of Bryn Athyn.

The album is being produced by Kai Bau-Madsen and will be available for purchase from BATS, the C&S Kai BauClub, and Club Shantor. The Madsen is preaching pair’s highly anticiproducing pated single, “Lil’ Lost Lamb,” the album. will be available on iTunes in November.

CARLA BEAN

IN THE WORKS

READE MCCARDELL

GOING SOLO

Since the 2009 breakup of Fresh Cut Salads, Reade McCardell has been lonewolfing it in the music world.

Despite rumors that Reade took the breakup to heart and is considering permanent retirement from the industry, an unconfirmed source told GAB! that Reade’s new album, “Confluence of Eyebrows,” will be debuting in early 2011.

30 October 2010

Carla Bean’s new fulllength solo album is being produced by Rubin Edwards of Bostock Band fame. A source close to the artist claims that, true to Carla’s style, the music will be “crisp and saucy.” On rumors that Carla has been collaborating with Norah Jones, Carla commented, “It was an avant-garde experiment. Since we both sing, we both play piano, and we both write our own songs, we each performed our own songs un-simultaneously, on different stages, in different venues, and in different states.”

MARGUERITE HERDER

IT’S HER TIME

After years of paying her musical dues as vocal double for the likes of Mylie Cyrus and Selena Gomez, Marguerite Herder is finally getting her time to shine. This fall she is heading to the studio to record a collaborative album with Justin Bieber. Sources say she still may not be credited with the vocals, but when asked for comment, Marguerite said, “I just love Justin Bieber!”

Sound Good, feel Good.

Mmm-bop. Mmm-cheese. Grilled cheese is back, alright! —The O-Bros, Boy Band GAB ! 31

WESTIN LORD on’t D u o Y s g n i h T 10 Know About Me

6. I receive standing ovations bi-weekly.

1

7. I believe that if dressed appropriately, with just enough confidence, almost anything is possible.

8. My feet smell like flowers in the spring.

, reveals it all The BA beauty, 26

9. I burn incense in my car to prevent road rage.

1. I have never eaten a plum.

10. I want to test drive horse and buggies.

2. On laundry days, I wear a suit and go get mani’s with my mom.

3. I recently adopted a highway in Angola.

5

4. Elephant Polo. If I could be good at one game, that’s the one I’d pick.

2

8

5. I think a tea cup bear would be a very good pet.

Trend Watch!

FLOPPY SUN HATS Ditch the oily sunblock! Stars love SPF-ing in style!

T

he hottest coverage in Hollywood is more practical than princess.

Why the trend? Rebecca Minkoff, who designed Shilah Rose’s hat, told GAB!, “Sun hats are chic and made with natural materials. Totally green!”

32 October 2010

India Rhodes sports the “Bait ‘n Tackle,” while Abbie Acton and Chyler Henderson go for straw.

OOPS! Dan may have crashed, but he still scored!

Charitable Celebs S

ince her 2009 marriage to hockey star Dan, trophy wife Siri Griffin has been rising the charts as Hollywood’s hottest star. But when Dan’s team, the Turtles, emerged victorious from the 2010 Bishop’s Bowl championship game, Siri embarked on a new philanthropic venture.

HUNGRY HOUNDS

“I’m really good at keeping my man well fed, so now I’m using my talents to keep poor pooches fed too!” says Siri.

Not to be outdone by Lisa Hartnell of Flyers’ Wives Fight for Lives Foundation fame, Siri is founder and sole member of the Turtle Wife, Save a Life Foundation. The organization rescues irreparably abused dogs from the inner city and houses them with reluctant families in the Bryn Athyn area.

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CELESB! PIC

THEY DRINK LATTES!

THEY CARRY PURSES!

After picking up a cup o’ joe, Laura Gladish stops by a shop in the Upper West Side.

BRYN ATHYN

STARS ARE JUST LIKE YOU! Jennifer Allen stops by a high school field hockey game on a Friday afternoon.

THEY LIKE SPORTS! THEY DRIVE CARS! Chara Odhner steps out for a spin in her stylish ‘05 Subaru.

34 October 2010

Hannah Lermitte leaves Pitcairn Hall, purse in hand.

THEY MAKE TIME FOR FAMILY!

THEY WEAR SUNGLASSES !

Shaun Buss takes an afternoon stroll with daughter Camryn and sister-in-law Wendinne.

THEY EAT OUTSIDE!

Aurelia Sullivan, taking her lunch seriously at a streetside café in downtown Philly.

THEY GO ON POWER WALKS! Jency Latta and Elizabeth Loera can’t even work out without the paparazzi tailing them.

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EAR QUIZ!

HOT PICS! 1

GAB! Challenge: Can you match each ear to its star?

2

3 A Seth Hyatt

Where’s Waldo? This star can give you some hot tips for great hiding spots.

4

Watch what gossip you spread around this star! You may get published.

7

She made her debut as Bella in the Spanish language version of Twilight.

5

Kardashians move over!

It’s all about keeping up with the Joneses.

8

B Chara Odhner

The D.C. dwelling owner of this ear has a Spring in his step.

6

Since the break-up of his band, this “fresh” star has been kickin’ it solo.

C Finn Synnestvedt D Shilah Rose

E Dave Keith

F Adena Jones

9 G Scottie Simons H Blake Hill

Don’t give up if these clues seem difficult.

Patience is a virtue!

10

This star could make it through boot camp just like her siblings.

11

This celeb just announced she and hubby are expecting their second child!

12

I Emily Hasen

J Patience Synnestvedt

K Clara Odhner L Elmo Acton

36 October 2010

Despite rumors, this standup comedian says he ain’t no hobo.

This glue expert is one of the most eligible bachelors around.

ANSWERS: 1 E, 2 D, 3 G, 4 B, 5 F, 6 C, 7 J, 8 K, 9 I, 10 H, 11 L, 12 A.

This 2010 Bishop’s Bowl star guarded the net fiercely (but lost in the championship).

SPRING SILVERMAN’S QUICK TIPS

FITNESS ON THE GO Working In Working Out Don’t have much free time? Incorporate some of these time-saving tips from celebrity trainer Spring Silverman into your day. Before you know it, you’ll look just like her top clients Kelsie Odhner and Jenn Asplundh.

So you think you’re in good shape? “Think again,”

says Spring Silverman. Known for taking stars from chub to champ, Spring says to start with the basics: “If it tastes good, spit it out. Want to look instantly younger and thinner?

Get some older, wider friends.”

STEP IT UP! THEN DOWN!

Take th!e stairs

IN THE CAR: • Drive with your seat reclined all the way back and use your core to sit up straight.

• At red lights, get out of your car and jog in place.

• Disable your power steering for a great arm workout.

• When exiting the turnpike, challenge the tollbooth attendant to an arm-wrestling match.

AT HOME: • Take brushing your teeth from a one armed exercise to a full body workout. Anchor your toothbrush to a wall and jump, twist, and lunge to clean all those pearly whites!

• Tie your shoelaces together so you hop instead of walk.

• Buy heavier utensils and feel the burn as you lift food into your mouth.

HOROSCOPES LIBRA

SAGITTARIUS

SEP 23 – OCT 22

NOV 22 – DEC 21

Open your eyes: your sign rhymes with zebra! Dress for success and only wear black and white.

You’ve never cried wolf before, which is frustrating because no one at the zoo will know that.

SCORPIO

CAPRICORN

OCT 23 – NOV 21

DEC 22 — JAN 19

Your beloved husband put a lot of thought into your birthday present. Start working on your straight face, and don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Sweat in the car!

AT WORK: • For every two steps you walk up, walk down one.

• Don’t sit in your office chair, squat down so you’re hovering just above it. Or stand at your desk instead of using a chair. Your thighs will thank you later!

• Stop emailing and start delivering your messages in person.

Once all the gerbils are rounded up, the bog snorkelers’ bus is towed, and the crate full of Skip-Its is returned, you’ll have to admit you never saw that one coming.

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18

You should break your habit of telling undesirable men “No hablo Ingles” before your trip to Mexico.

PISCES FEB 19 – MAR 20

The bad news is you will be fired from your job.

The good news is you now have time to do all those things you’ve never had time to do, like look up the word “confidential.”

ARIES MAR 21 – APR 19

Your sister is expecting twins! Take a moment to appreciate this double

Squat at your desk!

miracle, and try not to think about buying twice as many birthday and Christmas presents for the rest of your life.

TAURUS APR 20 – MAY 20

A friend will tell you she is “forever in your debt,” and you won’t remember why.

Just go with it!

GEMINI MAY 21 – JUN 20

Venus is rising in your quadrant, but we’re not sure what that means. Why don’t you go outside and enjoy Venus for a while?

CANCER JUN 21 – JUL 22

Leather vests are the next big thing! Make sure to jump on this bandwagon, because the next one is unitards.

LEO JUL 23 – AUG 22

Turns out the story of your life is a tragicomedy, so keep seeing the humor in every situation!

VIRGO AUG 23 – SEP 22

Surprising as it sounds, the presence of Jupiter in your sign means you’ll have an amazing time at Turnip Fest this weekend.

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GAB! NOTES ENGAGED

Double Rainbow Double Birthday!

CELEBRATED

Twins Aria and Skyler Silverman celebrated their 30th birthday this summer with a “Double Rainbow” birthday bash. When asked about their outlandish attire, Aria retorted, “It’s a twin thing.”

BIRTH

Last Spring Fernando and Rachel Parada announced the birth of their first child, son Oscar.

Whin and Mohamed Sylla Baby bump! welcomed son Denzin on EXPECTING September 20. Celeb Amanda Ogg and hubby Jameson are Baby Everett expecting their Thatcher was born to celebs first child this winter.

Angela and Josh Cooper this summer.

Celebs Ali and Cameron Childs On September are expecting baby number 24 baby boy three in March.

Ty Jordan (TJ) was born to Catie Smith Chelsea and Jungé and Johanan Odhner husband Kevin. will welcome their second child this spring.

38 October 2010

Gillian Rose recently announced her engagement to British royal David Hyam. An Carla and Tony, October 2011 happy as clams! wedding is planned in Bryn TOGETHER Athyn.

Bishop’s Bowl On September champion Tony 30 actress Joelle Griffin and artist Carla Harantschuk Bostock are and beau officially a Jon Faucette announced that couple! Carla they will tie the is still living in knot next year. Toronto but the two claim the distance is There’s now a “only making ring involved in them stronger.” the whirlwind romance of singer Erin Schnarr and Nathan Howard.

Ben Beeghly and Anna Synnestvedt recently announced their engagement.

Ryan Howard and Stephanie Rose seem to be hitting it off.

Hip-hop star Stephanie Rose and Charlize Theron, 34, has Ryan Howard separated from are an item, sources say.

AllWays Café “We have tons waiter, Derek Hyatt, 33, her in common!” companion of Rose says, “He just signed a one month.

Charlize wore $125 million a commitment contract as Phillies’ first ring from baseman, and I Derek, but the two never played first base in high school.” married.

SPLIT

WILD WED!

Beth Nehlig’s June 5 wedding to Jason Lutz was no quiet affair. Reports from the event include news of a table fire, police appearances, and general rowdiness.

When confronted about the unruly reception, the groom simply replied, “Oops!”

Truly in love!

MARRIED

PUBLISHED

Stars Kelleen Schauder and David Butler wed on October 8 at Bryn Athyn Cathedral.

The couple followed their nuptials with a traditional honeymoon.

SIGNED

Pop-stars Carling Wyncoll and Christian Elder tied the knot July 24 in the picturesque countryside setting of Kempton, PA.

Author Chandra Hoffman’s first novel, Chosen, hit the shelves this fall. Plans for a sequel have not been announced.

Screenwriter Derek Rose has signed a contract to write the script for the autobiograpy of Thor Odhner.

The working title for the film is King Odhner.

HONORED

At the 2010 Bishop’s Bowl, Dan Griffin was named MVP for his dedication, hustle, and endurance on the ice.

On June 26 supermodel Meghan Dibb married Doug Carlson at Bryn Athyn Cathedral.

On September 18 Adam Childs wed Leigh Ann Eddings in a private ceremony in Houston, TX.

MOVING

Adam and Serena Sutton are relocating to Bryn Athyn proper at the end of October.

, E R A U O Y G I B W O H T O N IT’S .

Y A L P U O Y G I IT’S HOW B

Bryn Athyn Youth Hockey.

Dedication.

Teamwork.

Competition.

The Bryn Athyn Youth Hockey team is in it to win it.

Are you?

THINK YOU’VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES? Join the team: Call Chris Carr at 215-947-1673

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Who Wore It Best?

RAERPDET GAB! asked 100 people at the GAB! Gala

C

Rich Carter

44%

40 October 2010

Dale Zecher

36%

Jason Lutz

20%

ASK GABBIE BIG KID ADVICE FROM A SMALL TOWN GIRL

Dear Gabbie, I’m doing a movie on location in Turkey. The women here are so intriguing, but I’m having trouble connecting to my cross-cultural crushes. How do I bridge the gap?

Shiloh Silverman, Timid in Turkey Dear Timid in Turkey, Start with things you have in common: you like to eat turkey, and they live in Turkey! You can take it from here.

Gabbie Dear Gabbie, My boyfriend takes such small bites when he eats—it can take him hours to get through a meal.

I am embarrassed to go to dinner with him! How do I encourage him to pig out?

Kristin Lindsay, Sick of Slow Snacking Dear Sick of Slow Snacking, Maybe he just has a really tiny mouth.

Try cutting up his food in little pieces. Relationships are all about working together to find solutions.

Let this problem bring you closer to one another. Do little things like wink at him as you mash up his dinner in a blender.

Gabbie Dear Gabbie, All the single guys in Bryn Athyn say there are no girls around, and all the single girls in Bryn Athyn say there are no guys. How is this possible?

Jake Pavelka, Lonely and Confused Dear Lonely and Confused, It’s not possible.

Gabbie

xoxo Gabbie

Dear Gabbie, I think I’m addicted to shopping at BATS. How do I know for sure?

Ivan Maddock, Bananas for BATS Dear Bananas for BATS, First of all, thank you for coming forward. This is a problem many people suffer from, but there is very little awareness about it.

To actually qualify as a BATS addict, you have to be able to identify with at least five of the following criteria:  None of your silverware matches  You skip lunch every Tuesday so you can If you think you might be the first to pick be a BATS addict, please contact Nina Finkeldey at through the new 215-947-7646. selection  You refuse to pay more than $4.00 for an item of clothing  You feel out of place in stores that are not in barns  You catch yourself stuffing bags full to bursting, even when it’s not a $5 bag day, and even when you’re not at BATS  You get that buzz when someone says, “Those pants look so familiar...”  You volunteer just so you can scope out the incoming merchandise  You get noticeably depressed every day at 4:00 pm  You don’t wash your clothes so they keep that thrift store smell Gabbie

Got a question for Gabbie?

Send an email: GABmagazine@gmail.com

VIP SCENE  Brett and Laura Nash (above) at the opening of her latest film, Aksel’s Aunt.  Stewart Farmer, John G. WIlle and Kristine Medley sipping on butternut squash soup at AllWays Café.  Jet setters Gillian Rose and David Hyam catching some shuteye at the airport while waiting for their flight to Reykjavik.  Hannah Fazio and Victoria Beckham strolling through Tiny Town at Masons Mill Park.  Diane and Kathryn van Zyverden putting the guys to shame while pumping iron at the Asplundh Field House.  Kyla White rocking out to “Just Dance” at a sold-out Lady Gaga concert at MPAC.  Hosanna Odhner and Ashley Tisdale chatting about dream wedding rings at BLue Hair Salon.  Doug Keith sneaking out of the C&S Club. Don’t be fooled by his boyish good looks—he’s over 21!

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We hope you enjoy reading our lighthearted gossip magazine as much as we enjoy making it! The mission of GAB! Magazine is to bring the Bryn Athyn community together through joy and laughter. We strive to report in good taste and to treat everyone pictured and mentioned with respect. Please contact Serena Sutton, Shilah Rose, or Chara Odhner with any comments or questions at GABmagazine@gmail.com.

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PHOTO HUNT!

Model good, feel Good.

If you think I’m really, really ridiculously good looking, you should see my grilled cheese sandwich. ­ —Anders Hyatt, Male Model

42 October 2010

Can you find the 10 differences between these two celebrity scenes?

BONUS: WHERE’S WALDO? EXTRA CREDIT: FIND THE 10 OTHER WALDOS IN THIS MAGAZINE

PLAY THE GAME

ULTIMATE

by Baird HAIL TO YOUR DICTATOR WED 6 | SUN 2

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real good, feel Good.

Real bread. Real cheese. —The Real Housewives of Bryn Athyn 44 October 2010