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ISBN 978-9941-23-214-5 Andrew Kaufman All my friends are superheroes Copyright © Andrew Kaufman, 2003 Originally published in English by Coach House Books Georgian translation published by Sulakauri Publishing, 2014 All rights reserved. www.sulakauri.ge
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tomi da perfeqcionisti `lester b. pirsonis saxelobis saerTaSoriso aeroportis~ 23-e WiSkris meore terminalis mosacdel darbazSi sxedan. dilis 10:13 saaTia. tomi Tvals adevnebs perfeqcionists, romelic Tavis xelbargze mimagrebul misamarTs amowmebs. qali iarliys Tavisken eweva. mesamed asrulebs am moZraobas. Tvalebs aqeT-iqiT acecebs. aeroportis mosacdel darbazSi xalxi savarZlebze veRar eteva, ver mimxvdara, mis marjvniv, cariel skamze ratom aravin jdeba. mis marjvniv skami carieli ar aris. iq tomi zis. perfeqcionistisTvis tomi uCinaria. 14 agvistos, maTi qorwilis Ramis Semdeg tomi cdilobs, daajeros coli, uCinari ara varo. eqvsi Tve ase gavida. tomi eCurCuleboda da uyviroda, urekavda, ugzavnida faqsebs, telegramebsa da eleqtronul werilebs. saerTo megobrebi cdilobdnen, daerwmunebinaT perfeqcionisti, tomi uxilavi ar ariso. sxvebi xedaven, is – vera. tomi mxolod perfeqcio nistisTvis aris uCinari. 5
vankuveris reis AC117-ze Casxdoma 15 wuTis Semdeg daiwyeba. perfeqcionists warmodgena ara aqvs, tomi Tu mis gverdiTaa. is cols uknidan, Tavze exeba. perfeqcionisti slokins iwyebs. Seexeba Tu ara tomi Tavze, am qals slokini autydeba, fexze exeba da – kunTebis spazmi, zurgze xelis midebisas ki aceminebs. tomi axla muxlebze iwyobs xelebs. perfeqcionisti slokins wyvets. maTi urTierToba martivi arasodes yofila. perfeqcionisti supergmiria. misi superZalis wyaro wesrigis dauokebeli moTxovnilebaa. is gonebiT marTavs da awesrigebs garesamyaros. tomi supergmiri ar aris, Tumca arc perfeqcionistia pirveli supergmiri, visTanac mas sasiyvarulo urTierToba hqonia. tomis pirveli supergmiri megobari iyo gogona – saxelad erTmSvenierdRes. mas wiTeli Tma, mkvrivi sxeuli da ori superZala hqonda: ambiciurobis gamovlenisa da gadavadebis. orive superZala gogonas im kvira dilamde ar gamouyenebia. ukve sami Tve iyo erTmaneTs xvdebodnen. sawolSi iwvnen. erTmSvenierdRes Wers ahyurebda. – warmoidgine,… – warmoTqva gogonam. – hmm...… – tomma daWorflil mxarze akoca. – viqorwinebT da sakuTari saxli gveqneba. Svilebi gveyoleba.… tomi daWorflil mxarze aRar kocnida. TiTebis moZraobac Sewyvita. mxolod macivris xma ismoda. 6
– e… rT mSvenier dRes. – swrafad daayola gogonam. Tqva Tu ara es, dapataravda. male superZalebis SeTavsebiT gamoyenebam mudmivi xasiaTi miiRo. – gadavwyvite, abazana SevRebo.… – ityoda erTmSvenierdRes. – ar Tqva! – daiyvirebda tomi. – erT mSvenier dRes.… – ityoda erTmSvenierdRes da pataravdeboda. yovelTvis, roca erTmSvenierdRes sakuTar superZalebs erTdroulad iyenebda, pataravdeboda, Tan yovel jerze ufro da ufro pataravdeboda. martSi, erTmaneTi rom gaicnes, erTmSvenierdRes 5’4 futi simaRlisa iyo. maisSi – 4’7, agvistos bolos ki – mxolod 0’11. oqtomberSi ukve aspirinis SuSis saxuravze eZina. bolos tomma dekemberSi naxa mikroskopiT. erTmSvenierdRes mtvris namcecis gverdiT idga. – erTmSvenierdRes, menatrebi! – uTxra tomma. – erT mSvenier dRes aRar mogenatrebi. – upasuxa gogonam da gaqra. tomis meore supergmiri Seyvarebuli TV-gogona iyo. bavSvobaSi TV-gogonas Zalian uyvarda televizoris yureba. satelevizio gadacemebis monawileebs mTeli guliT TanaugrZnobda, garSemomyofebs – vera. ise xSirad uyurebda televizors, imdens dardobda satelevizio gadacemebis gmirebze, televizorTan biologiuri kavSiri daamyara da male cremlebis nacvlad televizorebs yrida. 7
dasevdianebul TV-gogonas Tvalebidan pawawina televizorebis wyeba scvioda. tomi saSinlad epyroboda TV-gogonas. TviTon televizori ar hqonda, SeyvarebulTan saxlSi mi dioda da uxeSad eqceoda. undoda, gogonas tiri lisTvis ecqira. toms Tavis saqorwilo wveulebaze sitkom-biWuna gaacnes. tomma ra icoda, sitkom-biWuna Tu TV-go gonas ufrosi Zma iyo. xeli CamosarTmevad gauwoda. sitkom-biWunam toms saxeSi muSti xia. – gaxsovdes, is Cemi da aris, biWo! – wamoiyvira sitkom-biWunam. – vin? – TV-gogona. Tavs zustad ise grZnobda, rogorc melori 1 studentobisas aleqsis saukeTeso megobarTan urTierTobis dros. tomma gaxeTqil tuCze qaRaldis xelsaxoci miido. xeli ar Seubrunebia sitkom-biWunasTvis. kargad icoda, im muSts rom imsaxurebda, – iqneb, maincdamainc qorwilis RamiT ara, magram namdvilad imsaxurebda. stumrebi tomisa da sitkom-biWunas garSemo Semoikribnen. hipno mixvda, misi dro damdgariyo. mxolod perfeqcionistma SeniSna, hipno misken miikvlevda gzas. ara, ar eSinoda. kargad icoda, ra SeeZlo da ra ara. pirvelive Sexvedraze gamoamJRavna Tavi. im sasadiloSi Sevida, sadac perfeq1
amerikul serial `Familly Ties~ personaJebi.
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cionisti muSaobda. daxlTan Camojda, SuadRe idga, iqauroba gadaWediliyo. – yava momitaneT. – moiTxova hipnom. xeli zed saxis win auqnia mimtans. daahipnoza. perfeqcionistma yvela sxva saqmes Tavi daaneba. sxva klientebisTvis momzadebuli hamburgerebi ucivdeboda, is ki hipnosTvis amzadebda yavas. finjani gauvso da miutana. mis win Camojda. – es rogor gaakeTe? – hkiTxa perfeqcionistma. – kargi adamiani xar Sen. – upasuxa hipnom. – mere? – gindoda, kargad mommsaxurebodi. – mere? – dagahipnoze. hipnoziT veravis aiZuleb, rame iseTi gaakeTos, rac TviTon ar surs. SeiZleba iTqvas, rom me mxolod nebarTvas viZlevi. – upasuxa hipnom. supergmirma kovzi yavis finjnis saxelurs miartya da perfeqcionisti isev daahipnoza, daajera, Zalian magari seqsi gveqneba, iseTi, jer rom ar gqoniao. perfeqcionisti momdevno sami Tvis ganmavlobaSi xvdeboda mas. `ki, dagahipnozes, Zalian magari seqsi gveqnebao, magram es sulac ar niSnavs, rom marTla ase ar iyo~. – ai, rogor ixsenebs am urTierTobas perfeqcio nisti. hipnos ki TandaTan am qalis mimarT grZnobebi gaumZafrda. qorwilis dRemde Seyvarebuli iyo masze. 9
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perfeqcionisti gaunZrevlad idga. hipnom dro idealurad SearCia, xamanwkebis magidasTan Cxubi atexiliyo. zedmetic rom mosvloda, veravin SeamCnevda. qals moexvia. isic Caexuta. ase undoda. qorwili hqonda, aseT mniSvnelovan dRes kidev vinmesgan unda aeRo nebarTva?! – gilocav! – CasCurCula man. – batono? – ikiTxa perfeqcionistma. – gilocav. – axla ufro nazad CasCurCula hipnom. – batono? – isev ikiTxa perfeqcionistma. misi ar esmoda. Tavi miatriala. yuri miswia hipnosken. hipno kidev ufro axlos daixara misken da Cas CurCula. mxolod yurkaca Tu gaigebda hipnos sityvebs. yurkaca abazanaSi iyo, yurebSi bambas icvlida. Zveli bambis qulebi im wams amoeRo yurebidan. axali bambis qula xelSi eWira. axla orjer ufro xmamaRla Caesmoda yvelaferi. yurkacas tomisa da sitkom-biWunas Cxubi moesma. yuri imasac mokra, moCxubrebs miRma kidev viRac rom CurCulebda. – dardob, Cvennairi rom ar aris, ara? – yurkacam es xma icno, hipno iyo. yurkacam ar icoda, vis elaparakeboda hipno, radgan is arafers pasuxobda. perfeqcionisti hipnos arafers pasuxobda, 11
fiqrobda. aqamde misTvis es kiTxva ar dausvamT da mixvda, Tavs am sakiTxze fiqris uflebasac ar aZlevda. qveda tuCi moikvnita. Tavi dauqnia. – ra dainaxe masSi? – hkiTxa hipnom. – me,… me… ar vici. – upasuxa perfeqcionistma. icoda, tomi uyvarda, magram uceb ver mixvda, ratom. gaigo Tu ara perfeqcionistis xma, yurkaca abazanidan gamovarda. scada tomsa da sitkom-biWunasTvis gars Semortymuli wris garRveva. Tan gulisyuriT usmenda hipnosa da perfeqcionistis dialogs. – ici raa…, – moesma yurkacas hipnos CurCuli, – ara mgonia, saerTod rames xedavde. – perf, ara! – daiyvira yurkacam. magram yurkacas daagvianda. perfeqcionisti ukve dahipnozebuli iyo. tomi misTvis uxilavi gaxda.
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