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Fire alert

HOT EMBERS dumped by the side of woodland are thought to have sparked a fire in Javea – sparking a warning for everyone to take care in the ongoing dry weather .p3

Police ask for expat community help

LOCAL POLICE officers in El Campello issued a plea for help from the expat community this week, to help with a British man admitted to a local hospital p6

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Bank shamed SHAMED CAM Bank failed in its legal duty to protect people’s cash as they invested in a luxury off-plan development, a judge has ruled in the second case brought by victims. Read the full story on page 9

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This week´s RTN menu includes a little sweet and sour. Both are stories featuring homes in the sun and involve groups with the ´cojones´ to take on the big boys in campaigns for justice that can take years. They feature War and Peace, blood, sweat and tears. Spain´s property market has long been seen as a potential minefield for the unsuspecting. The victory of the Finca Parcs Action Group has made the world of offplan property purchases a safer place and brought an arrogant bank – once branded ´the worst of the worst´ - to heel. The country´s court system does struggle and at times looks in danger of being overwhelmed but the group and its lawyers plugged away and are now enjoying the sweet taste of justice and a job well done. Banks now have a responsibility to safeguard off-plan cash deposited with them. Finance and a fallout from a failed bank because of a crooked equity release scheme makes up the basis of the Landsbanki Luxembourg saga. It has been rumbling on for years and worried pensioners are quickly discovering they are embroiled in a dirty war. On the Costas homes are at stake as victims who signed up for a ´no risk´ peace of mind deal are being pursued to repay Landsbanki loans, even though the majority of their cash was invested by the bank and should have settled the bill…money squandered in the corridors of power. The scandal is Europe wide and a criminal court case is on the horizon in Paris. The Landsbanki Victims Action Group, which is waiting for its own case to be heard, will hope for victory and a domino effect. The equity release offered by the Luxembourg bank was of a type outlawed in the UK years ago. Enough said?

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Fire alert The fire was quickly controlled

by Jack Troughton HOT EMBERS dumped by the side of woodland are thought to have sparked a fire in Javea â&#x20AC;&#x201C; sparking a warning for everyone to take care in the ongoing dry weather. Neighbours called the emergency 112 number on Monday morning after flames spread through the pine wood on Cap Marti, an area surrounded by homes. Volunteer firefighters from Javeaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Balcon al Mar, a Civil Protection team, and finally specialist firemen attended and were quickly able to control the fire. The Guardia Civil and Policia Local investigated the cause of the fire and believe it was caused by hot coals from a domestic fire or barbecue abandoned at the edge of the area were to blame for the emergency. And as a matter of public safety, residents were asked to remember that coals and embers can actually remain hot and a potential danger for several days. As a precaution, everyone is asked to be vigilant. After removal from a domestic fire, the embers should be stored in a fireproof container before being thrown away. It is recommended they be first stored in a metal bucket or container, disposed of in sealed bags, and even soaked with water to insure there is no danger.

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Councillor expelled from party THE CITIZENS party in Benidorm has agreed to expel their spokesperson, Leopoldo Bernabeu, following charges being made against him for bribery.

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The councillor and party spokesperson for the Citizens party has not only been expelled from his party but also been asked to resign his position on the council, according to local media. Mr Bernabeu did not attend the full plenary session at the town hall on Monday morning, having made a statement in previous weeks that he would not be available for personal reasons. The television presenter and councillor has officially been arrested and charged for bribery, although released, and is now awaiting the trial proceedings.

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Calais “Jungle” evictions

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by caroline tyszka HEAVY MACHINERY moved into the migrant camp in Calais this week as thousands of refugees were evicted. The illegal camp of migrants in Calais, known as the “Jungle,” is home to approximately 5,000 men women and children, all hoping to make it across the Channel to the UK for a better life. An estimated 1,000 will have been displaced, as French courts approved the clearing of the southern part of the camp in February. Local officials said public areas, such as places of worship, or schools, would not be cleared, and said it would be a “humanitarian operation”, with the court stating that force could not be used, and that the camp residents should be persuaded to move. The squalid conditions at the camp have long been an issue, with many high profile figures recently visiting the “Jungle” to plead for better living conditions and ask France and the UK to house the migrants properly. Reacting to the French authorities’ action, Belgium placed temporary controls on its border with France, fearing that they may suffer an influx of the displaced migrants. The refugees had been given three options. They could move into heated container accommodation at the camp, have similar accommodation elsewhere in France, or

claim asylum in France. Tensions were very high, as the clearance operation took hold, with more than a dozen humanitarian organisations, on Tuesday, accusing the authorities of brutally evicting migrants from their makeshift dwellings. The organisations said that the authorities had failed to respect their promise of a humane and progressive operation, based on persuading migrants to vacate their tents and tarp-covered homes. Organisations, such as Auberge des Migrants (Migrants’ Shelter), GISTI and Secours Catholique, were among the 14 who signed a list of charges against the authorities. In a statement, they said: “Refugees, under threats and disinformation, were given one hour 10 minutes to leave their homes. Police pulled out some who refused, making arrests in certain cases, while others were not allowed to gather their belongings or identity papers.” As migrants and activists protested, they climbed onto the rooftops of some of the makeshift houses, and set fires, making it difficult for officers to remove them. The French Interior Minister, Bernard Cazeneuve, said, in a statement on Tuesday, that “the operation would continue throughout the week, calmly and methodically, providing a place for everyone, as the government has committed.”

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Executives charged over Fukushima disaster THREE FORMER executives from the Fukushima power plant have been charged with negligence. The Tokyo courts have formally charged the Tepco (Tokyo Electric Power Company) Chairman, and two of his executives, who were in control at the time, with professional negligence, following a citizens’ group pushing for prosecutors to pursue the case. The Fukushima Daiichi plant suffered a series of meltdowns following a massive earthquake and tsunami in 2011. The national broadcaster in Japan, NHK, said that all three planned to plead not guilty, as they could not have anticipated the size of the tsunami that killed almost 16,000 people with over 2,500 still listed as missing. Whilst none of the deaths have been linked to the nuclear disaster itself, many died in the subsequent evacuation.

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European Arrest Warrant success NATIONAL POLICE have successfully arrested two people who were wanted by the Dutch and Belgian authorities.

A man and a woman have been arrested in Benidorm and Altea by officers complying with European arrest warrants from their respective countries. The woman, who is Dutch and aged 49, is wanted in the Netherlands for belonging to a criminal organisation and money launder-

ing between 2004 and 2009. The charges also related to international drug trafficking including the United States and the UK. The second person arrested was also 49 years old and a Belgian national. Police in Belgium issued the European arrest warrant based on several counts of fraud and VAT forgery. Both detainees were seen at the High Court where they were officially processed under the European Arrest Warrants.

Basque separatist leader freed from prison ARNALDO OTEGI, the Basque separatist leader, was released from prison, earlier in the week, to an awaiting crowd of supporters. The former member of Batasuna, part of the armed separatist group ETA, Arnaldo Otegi, was released from prison in Logroño, Northern Spain, just before 9am on 1st March 2016, having served six years and four months for supporting the rebuilding of the political arm of ETA. Otegi was greeted by a crowd of over 200 supporters, as well as his wife and children ,along with members of the separatist group, and leaders of the coalition parties. As he left the compound, clearly delighted to be free, the 57 year old said it was “right to recognise that we need more independence, but need to be peaceful and democratic.” Later in the day a reception event was held at his hometown of Elgoibar to honour the nationalist leader, and celebrate his newly found freedom. This was the sixth time that Otegi had been imprisoned, although this was the longest term served behind bars, with him being voted the renamed Sortu party’s secretary general in 2013, whilst still serving his sentence. The release has made it a difficult time for the relatives of ETA victims, who have had to endure the man they despise being hailed a hero by some. The Batasuna organisation, which was the political wing of ETA and banned in 2003, is now known as the legal pro-independence party Sortu. However, many still associate the links between the party and ETA, whose campaign of bombing and shooting is blamed for killing over 820 people. Arnaldo Otegi has been referred to as Spain’s Nelson Mandela, and also a Basque Gerry Adams, with his supporters and opponents feeling that he will play an important role in regional elections, although he personally is not eligible to run for office until 2022.

Arnaldo Otegi

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Police ask for expat community help by Caroline Tyszka

LOCAL POLICE officers in El Campello issued a plea for help from the expat community this week, to help with a British man admitted to a local hospital. The expat community was asked to help local police this week, when a man called Anthony Oakley was admitted to San Juan Hospital suffering from what they described as an “age related condition” which had left him very confused. Mr Oakley, who police say lives in La Nucia, although information reported him as living in Local Police El Campello Busot, could not be discharged unless a family member or friend could collect him and assure the officers that he would be cared for. The social media site, Facebook, rallied round and shared the post, with one member, Michael Rushbrook, posting that he had spoken with the local police, and that the situation was now apparently under control. At the time of going to press, it was not clear if Mr Oakley had been able to return home, and anyone wishing further information, or wanting to help, should contact Policia Local El Campello on 965 63 70 99 and ask for Officer A39, Serafín Carretero Rueda.

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Road check shock for villajoyosa

THE LATEST road checks, which targeted vans and trucks around the region, have resulted in a shocking 10% of those stopped not being of ITV standard in Villajoyosa alone.

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The Department of Public Safety and Traffic launched a campaign last week which saw many vehicles being stopped and checked for relevant paperwork, amongst other observations being made. Local police officers in Villajoyosa discovered that an alarming percentage of those stopped were not of passing standard for the mandatory technical inspections. They also reported that many required educating on the importance of good driving and maintaining their vehicles. Councillor for Public Safety and Traffic in the town, Jaime Ramis, said “these are worrying facts. It is very important that vehicles are in perfect road condition, and we hope that this campaign has helped educate drivers on the importance of this.”

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Illegal tobacco seized GUARDIA CIVIL officers have seized around 50,000 packets of illegal tobacco and made several arrest in Cataluña. Police officers discovered 49,038 packets of various brands of tobacco, hidden in a motorhome in l’Alt Urgell, Lleida, Cataluña. Operation SANGLA, established to catch criminal tobacco smugglers, swooped on a motorhome, following a surveillance mission, and arrested five Spanish nationals who were resident in the provinces of Lleida and Tarragona. The driver of the motorhome, realising the police presence, accelerated and ignored many attempts by the officers to be captured, putting the safety of other drivers at risk, before the chase came to an abrupt end. A warrant was issued for the search of the motorhome, where nearly 50,000 packets of tobacco were found in hollow areas between the cupboards and the shell of the vehicle. Following this, search officers moved to properties, which included a house and a farm located in l’Alt Urgell, where they found 520 grams of marijuana, 21.75 grams of cocaine, and 6,820€ in cash. They also discovered two weapons on false hunting licences, and five vehicles, which were used to transport the goods. The five were charged with smuggling, offenses against public health, membership of a criminal group, disobedience, reckless driving and false licence plates. Operation SANGLA continues, with further arrests not ruled out.

Zika virus continues to cause alarm SCIENTISTS HAVE confirmed that they have discovered a link between the Zika virus and a disorder that causes nerve damage and paralysis. The Zika virus, which is spread by mosquitos, has directly been connected to patients suffering with Guillain-Barré, the rare condition which is calculated to affect 24 in every 100,000 infected patients. Scientists are now warning that these finding suggest hundreds of people in Central and South America are likely to suffer from paralysis as the pandemic continues. In 2030% of patients the breathing muscles stop working and 5% die, despite intensive care. Dr Amdres Zea, a neurologist at one of the hospitals treating several patients, said “it is terrible. One mosquito bite and then, in 15-20 days, you are in intensive care.”

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The ONLY place to be on Friday 11th & Saturday 12th March! GET READY for the Homes Gardens & Lifestyle Show.

Next week will see a superb line up of celebs and top talent, going big on variety to entertain us, with a full programme of talks and demonstrations plus the Costa’s Cook Off!, and cooking demos being staged in the Grand Ballroom throughout both days, plus in the Health & Wellness and the Legal & Financial seminar rooms in the Ballroom Foyer. This really is no ordinary exhibition it is SHOWTIME! With something for everyone to enjoy, see, taste, try and buy, with over 90 stands of exhibitors on hand to help you improve and update your homes, gardens, lifestyle and leisure time, come along and be inspired, entertained and informed all under one roof from 10am to 5pm on Friday 11th & Saturday 12th March at the Denia Marriott Hotel, La Sella Golf & Spa Resort, Jesus Pobre, with loads of FREE parking it’s never been easier to enjoy a great day out right here on the Costa Blanca Our speakers and exhibitors are experts in their fields and will be at the Show to offer FREE advice and consultations, including abogados Pellicer & Heredia in the Casino for all things legal and will appraise your last will and testament’s, so bring along a copy of yours to have it checked. On the beauty front EVENSWISS will be hosting interactive Make-Up Workshops in the Treat-

ment Room, Ballroom Foyer at 10.30 am, 2pm and 4pm with 6 places available at each session. To pre book a place email Tanya on philipdavidpeters@icloud.com the 2€ fee is being donated to MABS cancer charity.   Besides the packed programme of talks and demo’s there will also be many Show special discounts on products and services as well as some amazing FREE prizes on offer during the Show including WIN A CRUISE with the ROUND TOWN NEWS, a trip to the Balearic Islands for two courtesy of Baleària Port in Denia’s and guess the amount of balloons in the car in the ballroom to win a  A 32” TV courtesy of the Female Focus and much much more! There really are so many reasons to come and visit the Show………. GM Promotions, the RTN and the Show’s main sponsors BLU…. So Easy! are looking forward to welcoming you on Friday 11th & Saturday 12th at the Denia Marriott Hotel, La Sella Golf & Spa Resort, Jesus Pobre…… see you there! See www.gmpromotions.es or Facebook Homes Gardens and Lifestyle Show for full details. Entrance just 2.50€ per person.

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TO WIN 2 VIP Tickets to the Show to meet Syd, Mark, Danny & Yanni and enjoy a glass of cava and a giggle with the stars of the show, plus win a meal for 2 at the Vintage Café in Albir, plus entry into winning a Luxury Spa Weekend for 2 at the Denia Marriott Hotel, plus 500€ of EVENSWISS Cosmeceutical products and a Last Will & Testament courtesy of Pellicer & Heredia, just email office@gmpromotions.es and put Vintage Café in the subject line. Good Luck!

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Bank shamed again by jack troughton

SHAMED CAM Bank failed in its legal duty to protect people’s cash as they invested in a luxury off-plan development, a judge has ruled in the second case brought by victims. The victory for the Finca Parcs Action Group at the First instance Court in Hellin has again given the bank a bloody nose and upheld the rights of people investing in property in Spain. The Caja de Ahorros del Mediterraneos (CAM) – now Sabadell CAM bank – was responsible for the deposits under Spanish law LEY 57/1968, known as a bank guarantee. The project, Las Higuericas Finca Parcs, close to the village of Agramon in Albacete, was abandoned in 2009 when the bank withdrew funding and the developers ran out of cash. Just 10% of the 617 detached villas were completed – and even these were never issued with first occupation licences by the local town hall. However, instead of releasing money to fund the building of homes in the sun, it was alleged cash was used to fund a lavish lifestyle

enjoyed by developers. Bank and developer were first found guilty in 2012 following a landmark trial and ordered to repay the deposits totalling 1.5 million Euros together with interest and legal costs – the bank lost its appeal in April 2013. And the first trial judge ruled CAM failed to control the use of off-plan deposits paid in advance; showing an “absolute disregard” for its legal obligations. “This behaviour can only be described as malpractice”. Following the second trial, again contested by the bank, 13 Finca Parcs victims will be repaid almost 500,000€ together with interest and legal costs. It is not known whether the bank will again appeal. The deposits were paid between 2005 and 2008 and the Finca Parcs Action Group launched its legal battle, the first lawsuit against bank and developer lodged with the court in 2011. In the second trial CAM again claimed it had no relationship with the buyers of the properties. The judge ruled: “Recent doctrine of the

supreme court not only states that the bank has to require the opening of a ‘Special Account’ but should also be responsible to the buyers if the corresponding guarantees are not issued. “So in this case Banco CAM, by not issuing or verifying the existence if the individual guarantees, has incurred responsibility towards the buyers who paid off-plan deposits to the developer’s accounts opened at its branches. “The bank manager, when questioned as a witness at the trial, admitted that there were irregularities in the fate of the money deposited by buyers.” Cam was once described as “the worst of the worst” by the Governor of the Bank of Spain had failed “in its legal obligation”. Keith Rule, founder of the action group, said the first victory in 2012 had been “hugely significant”, and became even more so when the appeal court upheld verdict and sentence. “Now we have another victory in Lawsuit 2.” He said when he formed the group he was convinced the developer’s banks had liabilities

and obligations regarding off-plan funds. Keith added: “One of my biggest hurdles back then was to find a lawyer who also shared my view. “Fortunately, I found Costaluz Lawyers, who since winning the first Finca Parcs case, has now won similar cases against developer’s banks for many other clients on failed off-plan property projects all over Spain”. And he said the law was strengthened by the Spanish Supreme Court confirming many important aspects regarding bank liabilities under Ley 57/1968. Director of the legal group Maria de Castro commented: “These victories against banks in favour of consumers are good for a balanced economy and for rebuilding trust in the Spanish legal and judicial system.” Jaime de Castro, who represented the action group in court, said: “Spain is unique among European countries in having an effective law to safeguard buyer’s off-plan deposits. “The Spanish courts have been applying this law strictly and categorically and I am confident this will continue.”

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Expats flock to vote by jack troughton BRITISH PEOPLE living and working abroad are flocking to have their say in June’s historic referendum over the UK’s membership of the European Union. Since the 23rd June date of the ballot was fixed there has been a massive spike in the numbers of expats registering online for a voice in the ‘Brexit’ decision. The latest figure reveal the average daily rate of registrations has quadrupled from an average of 600 a day to more than 2,600. An estimated five million British people live outside the UK – around two million in Europe. Those who were last registered to vote in Britain under 15 years ago – the controversial 15-year rule – are still eligible to have a voice. And the Electoral Commission has launched a global campaign to encourage Britons living overseas to check their eligibility to vote ahead of the referendum on EU membership. The Foreign Office is supporting this campaign overseas, including in Spain. The British Ambassador Simon Manley, said: “Whether you think the UK should remain in or leave the EU, the 23rd of June will be your chance to have your say. This is a once-in-a-generation opportunity for the British people to decide. “You might be asking yourself, why bother to vote? Although you may now live in Spain, most expats still have strong ties with the UK – financial, family, friends. “You may also decide to return one day. So you very probably do have a stake in the outcome and how it may affect your life. I strongly encourage you to register to vote – just go online and follow the simple process.” People registered on the UK electoral roll within the last 15 years are eligible to vote. Former residents of England, Scotland and Wales can quickly register at www.gov.uk/register-to-vote. Anyone who last lived in Northern Ireland needs to download an overseas voter application form from the Electoral Office for Northern Ireland, at www.eoni.org.uk

Frozen to death

RESCUE WORKERS tried in vain to save a group of walkers who had gone out in the snow in the province of Castellón. A party of three walkers, two women and one man, called the emergency services on Saturday evening, saying that they were lost on the Ruta de set Pobles in the municipality of Castell de Cabres. Shortly after the call was made, the rescue services lost contact with the group, possibly due to a lack of signal, or a flat battery, which made locating them in the freezing cold more difficult. An estimated 70 specialist personnel were sent to search for the walkers, having to use snow ploughs to access the area. Sniffer dogs, Guardia Civil officers, snow rescue teams and the fire brigade were amongst the search party although, because of bad light and bad weather, they were forced to abandon the search until Sunday morning. On Sunday afternoon, rescuers located the man, who had left the two women to seek help. He led them to where the women were but, unfortunately, they had died from the cold. The man was rushed to Castellón General Hospital where he is being treated for extreme hypothermia.

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Marijuana plantation shut down SEVERAL ARRESTS were made, as National Police officers dismantled a marijuana plantation in the city of Malaga. In the heart of Malaga’s industrial area, police swooped on an industrial unit in the San Luis Industrial Estate, having received information of a large illegal plantation. Operation “Security” officers raided the warehouse and found 4,304 plants, along with three men who were immediately arrested. The 400 square metre unit housed the plants in various stages of growth and, as well as recovering the plants, the officers found a collection of seeds ready for planting. The “greenhouse” unit was highly sophisticated, with acclimatisers, filters, high powered lamps, air extractors and ventilators being removed from the scene. Officers noted that the warehouse had no direct electricity meter, although they found several connections that had been made illegally to facilitate the growth of

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the plantation. As the operation continued, the police made a further four arrests, with a total of seven men, aged between 23 and 61, being charged with crimes against public health through drug trafficking, being part of a criminal organisation and defrauding the electricity supplier.

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Alicante province road improvements ALICANTE PROVINCIAL Council has announced an 150,000€ investment for road repairs and improvements in 31 municipalities. The 31 municipalities in Alicante will share 150,000€ in grants awarded by the Provincial Government to help with road repairs and improvements. The grants will be distributed to towns with a population of less than 5,000 residents to help fund their infrastructure, with each town being given 5,000€. Juan Molina, head of the highways division, said “this is very important for municipalities, improving road safety and for opening up new possibilities in economic development in agriculture and rural tourism.” The grants, aimed at repairs, cleaning and upgrading local roads, have already begun to roll out, with Alicante roads Agost Aigües and Torremanzanas being repaired and Benifallim and the Comtat, Alfafara Almudaina, Benimassot, Famorca, Facheca and Tollos also receiving aid. The Provincial Government will also subsidise road repairs in Benimeli, Castell de Castells, El Verger, Els Poblets, Ràfol D’Almunia and Sanet and Negrals, in the Marina Alta and Benimantell, Bolulla, Confrides, Polop, Relleu and Sella, in the Marina Baja.

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Bank victims face financial ruin by Jack Troughton

VICTIMS OF a “premeditated” bank fraud face financial ruin and losing their homes unless they seek the protection of an action group, it was warned this week. Hundreds of elderly people signed up for an equity release scheme run by Landsbanki Luxembourg, an offshoot of the Icelandic bank which collapsed in 2008. Over 600 people across Europe – many living on the Costa Blanca and Costa del Sol – took out loans with Landsbanki against the security of their homes, promised a ‘no risk’ deal. The scheme offered the ability of borrowing 25% of a home’s value, the remainder being invested by the bank and borrowers were promised the money would cover interest and even provide an income. However, it is alleged that since the bank failed, the administrator Yvette Hamilius has hounded pensioners who signed up for loans – despite their unusual position of being creditors and debtors. A criminal case against Landsbanki is expected to start in Paris next month and legal action is being prepared in Spain by the Landsbanki Victims Action Group – which has had members’

homes ‘ring-fenced’ by the courts to protect owners. Spokesman Mike McInnes told RTN the administrator was now chasing Landsbanki victims in Spain who were not part of an action group or already involved in legal action. “As the Paris criminal case for fraud and money laundering looms, the levels of intimidation and venom being displayed by Ms Hamilius goes up,” he said. “She is now refusing to negotiate any settlements and is demanding repayment of the contract in full. REPAY “As an example, one couple who were advanced 22,000€ are being told then must repay 300,000€. The administrator says this is due to all of the costs she has incurred!” He said people who did not enjoy protection were receiving notary letters, the first stage of foreclosure in Spain. “Victims who are not part of any action group or have any legal action going are receiving Notary letters demanding full repayment of the contract otherwise foreclosure proceeding on their property will immediately commence,” added Mike. “The average cost to fight a foreclosure case is around

40,000€, which victims do not have.” And he said the group was appealing for any individual victims “to stop burying their heads in the sand” and “urgently” get in contact. “Provided they have not yet received a Notary letter, we can help them by protecting their property and joining our civil case against the bank, but they need to act quickly,” said Mike. “This is now very serious and many are at the 11th hour with financial ruin just around the corner.” Anyone wishing to join the Landsbanki Victims Action Group or find out more information should call Lesley Milton on 96 679 5919 or email lesleymilton46@icloud.com.

Administrator Yvette Hamilius

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Key votes for coalition in Spain A CONFIDENCE vote took place this week with Spain’s Socialist party hoping to form a coalition government. The Socialists (PSOE) came second in December’s inconclusive elections and had until the end of this week to see if they could secure a majority in parliament. The Socialist Party leader, Pedro Sánchez, appealed to deputies to back his bid and the reforms he has planned.

However, as the other two main parties already saying they would not support the proposal, his chances of forming a coalition were slim. To become prime minister, Mr Sánchez needed the support of more than half of the chamber’s 350 deputies in Tuesday’s confidence vote. PSOE currently hold 130 seats, with the other two main parties191 seats. His bid failed by an 89 vote margin. Another vote will be held today, Friday, and if it fails to back a coalition, parliament has two months to choose a government - or face fresh elections on 26th June 2016.

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How to negotiate roundabouts If you are unsure about the correct way to negotiate roundabouts, here are some simple rules to help you enter and exit roundabouts safely and in the right lane.

APPROACHING ROUNDABOUTS It’s important to remember to give way to traffic already on the roundabout. If the roundabout is outside urban areas of towns or cities, keep right. If the roundabout is in a built-up area inside a town or city and the lanes are clearly marked, you should use the lane that best corresponds to the exit you need to take. LEAVING ROUNDABOUTS This causes the most confusion amongst drivers. Which lane to choose? Why do I get beeped at if I’m in the right lane? Drivers must exit roundabouts from the right hand lane, because the only way to leave the roundabout is by turning right. This doesn’t mean we always have to enter the roundabout from the right hand lane. It depends on the exit we need to take. However this simple rule, in practice, can be more complex. Let us see some examples.

1st EXIT RIGHT Enter roundabout keeping to right hand side lane. Stay in lane until exit is reached. Indicate and exit roundabout. CONTINUING STRAIGHT ON (e.g. 2nd EXIT STRAIGHT AHEAD) Enter roundabout keeping to right hand side lane. Stay in lane until exit is reached. Indicate prior to exit and leave roundabout.

TURNING LEFT OR CHANGING DIRECTION (e.g. 3rd OR FINAL EXIT) Enter roundabout keeping to left hand side lane. Stay in lane until you have passed the exit before your turn off, then change lane by indicating right and giving other road users sufficient time to anticipate your manoeuvre. Don’t forget that drivers circulating in the outside lanes have priority, so use your mirrors to ensure you are not blocking them as you change lanes.

We hope the information provided in this article is of interest. If you would like to contact Línea Directa please call 902 123 148. More information on Línea Directa online at www.lineadirecta.com

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Pigeon pest by Jack Troughton GROWING NUMBERS of nuisance pigeons at a Costa Blanca resort have prompted a town hall to launch a special campaign. Special traps will be used to capture the birds alive so they can be removed from Moraira – but the general public is also being urged to play a part in helping to control the winged pest. Teulada-Moraira Council’s environmental department maintains the local pigeon population has increased “drastically” because of the easy pickings available. A spokesman told RTN: “There is too much food and water available and the number of natural enemies is constantly diminishing. “The environmental protection office asks people for help. Please don’t feed or give water to the pigeons – either directly in private or public areas, or indirectly by allowing leftovers and water to accumulate on balconies, roof terraces, or streets and parks. “This stimulates reproduction. Pigeons find enough food and water and do not need additional feeding.” He warned leftover food and waste also attracted other pests such as rats, cockroaches and seagulls. The public is also asked to keep buildings in good order to insure there were no “ideal nesting sites” for the birds. And the local authority hopes residents will share the information with friends and neighbours to help combat the growing problem. Anyone with questions can contact environmental protection officers on 965 740 158 or email medioambiente@teuladamoraira.org.

New Adventure Park for Terra Natura THE TERRA Natura animal park in Benidorm has been building a new multi-adventure park area. A new area for the Terra Natura Park, called “Forest Langur”, is due to be opened on 12th March 2016. The activity zone will allow visitors to play on the equipment, in a similar scenario to that of monkeys and other animals that move from branch to branch in the jungle. This new space, which was created under an innovative education project, based on learning through imitation of animal movement, will make the animal park the first in Spain to have such an activity area.

New park area

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

St Georges Day celebrations

RTN ARE proud to be part of the sponsorship team helping to make the 3rd St. George’s Day celebrations, in Alfaz del Pi, the biggest yet. In 2014, a group of businessmen decided that British residents should get together and celebrate St George’s Day, as other nationalities did in the region. A fake wedding and birthday of local residents Rachel and Stephen, regular customers of a popular Indian restaurant in Alfaz, was chosen as an appropriate opportunity and venue for the first attempt to organise a St George’s Day celebration. It worked really well, attracting 170 guests, all dressed in red and white, with the following year 330 people attending. The 4,300€ (including individual donations from local businessmen of 100€ each) was donated to the local charity, Alfaz Food Bank. Encouraged by the success of the previous two years, the 2016 version has now been organised. It will take place on Saturday 23rd April, at the Almafra Campsite in Alfaz del Pi, starting at 12 noon, and going on until late in the evening. There will be food, drink and live music all day long, with the aim of raising money for the Alfaz Food Bank and also to help local resident Majbrit, who is suffering from a life-threatening disease and needs specialist surgery in America. Sponsors of the event are RTN; The Curry Pot, Pride Construction, Corona Blinds and Toldos, Union Jack Bar Benidorm, Hepburns Bar Albir, Steve & Janette Malone, Steve & Janice, Mark Carter Plumbing Services, Leeonard Knowles Construction, CP Signs and, finally, Vista Gym La Nucia. Further sponsorship is, of course, very welcome, and tickets can be obtained in advance for 5€ from The Curry Pot, the Town Hall, Almafra Camping in Alfaz, and Hepburns Bar and the Companions Social Club in Albir. On the door, tickets will be 7€.

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Great gifts for

Mother’s Day: A Gift Shopping Card Every Mum loves to shop. And every mum loves a thoughtful gift.

So what better way to say you care than a gift card for 90,000 square meters of shopping heaven, top fashion brands clothes and shoes, accessories, specialty shops, home decor, catering, entertainment and of course food. The card can be between 5€ and 250€, you decide! Where? In PORTAL DE LA MARINA in Ondara of course!! To buy the personalised card, which looks like a simple bank card, just visit the Information Point inside the Shopping Centre on Monday to Thursday 11-3 or 5-9 Or Friday and Sat 10am-10pm www.portaldelamarina.org

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Moraira Teulada U3A AGM

THE VENUE for this meeting, on Monday 7th March 2016, is Salón G.L., Avenida Mediterraneo, Teulada. The doors do not open until 9.30am in order for the committee to prepare the room. The formal meeting starts at 10:30am. The AGM is when elections will be held for committee posts. The current committee will stand down, but may seek re-election should they so wish. This meeting is very important for the smooth running of the U3A, so please attend if you can. As this is the AGM, unfortunately, prospective new members will have to wait until the next monthly general meeting, on Monday 4th April 2016. Existing members however, who have not renewed their membership, will be able to do so from 9:30am until 10:30am. During that time members will be able to join groups and also find out about travel and cultural events. Once the meeting has started at 10:30am, these desks will be closed. For further information please go to the website www.u3amoraira-teulada.org.

Courses for the unemployed

by CAROLINE TYSZKA

FINESTRAT TOWN hall has launched a course aimed at securing a professional construction certification for those wishing to work in the building sector. The course, which will last 20 hours and be held on 14th, 16th and 18th March between 9am and 2pm, will be free for those who are registered unemployed in the town and, hopefully, help improve their opportunities for employment. Residents of the town who are employed but wish to take the course can also do so at a cost of 100€. María Dolores Viudes, Councillor for Employment and Training, said “we remain committed to training the unemployed in our area. It is, therefore, essential that we help with courses that offer official certificates.” For further information, or to register, residents can call 966 80 40 40.

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Sponsored dog walk

THERE’S JUST one week to go for Giving4Giving Cancer Support & Doggie Angells Animal Rescue annual sponsored dog walk, and you are welcome to join in, even if you don’t have a dog.

Join the walk, on Sunday 6th March, at 11am, with or without a four-legged friend. The relaxing 5km walk will raise money for local animal rescue and cancer support charities. The walk starts from the Repsol Garage on CV70, opposite Toyota. For more information, and sponsorship forms, call 603 13 76 97 or 965 87 82 84.

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International Day celebrations by caroline tyszka LA NUCIA will be celebrating their 3rd International Day on Sunday 13th March, with an estimated 88 nationalities being represented. The day, which is a multi-cultural event, gives everyone a chance to try authentic cuisine from around the world, and see traditional costumes, whilst watching musical performances from several nations. Amongst the performers will be Broadway Academy, who have once again been invited to take part in this year’s exposition, that has become a regular event for both La Nucia and the ever expanding Performance School. From their continued success with their last production of “Alice’s Wonderland”, the group, led by ex-Benidorm dancer and London School of Contemporary Dance Student, Rebecca Troch and Matt King, local performer, writer, teacher and director, has more than 50 students from 3 to 73 years old, is, once again, “part of the furniture” at this very well organised event. Beki said “Being part of the community is very important for the school in general. By being involved on days such as this, we allow our students to benefit from a different type of performance than the two shows a year, and, whilst we support our chari-

ties throughout the year, we are giving this performance to the community directly. We are all winners!” Preparing already for their new show (one night only) on June 4th at the Casa Cultura in Alfas Del Pi “A Night at The Oscars”, Matt King said “work is already under way on the songs and music for the show, and we have a bigger choir and cast than ever before. We have already pre sold tickets based on the efforts of the last show, so we are delighted. Being in La Nucia’s International Day allows our students, and the public, a chance to see the dancing side of our school, and we are happy for the opportunity. It’s always a great day.”

International Day La Nucia

The opening parade of nations starts at 11am, and the entertainment continues

throughout the afternoon, until 6pm, at the Camilo Cano Sports Centre in La Nucia.

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Camí del Peix expedition THE HISTORIC route of the Camí del Peix was the focus of a re-enactment at the weekend as people dressed in Roman costumes walked the ancient route. About twenty people, dressed as Romans, gathered in Villajoyosa on Saturday to walk an old path used thousands of years ago to link the coast with inland areas. The weekend-long event, which took months of planning, was organised by the cultural association Hispania Romana, and the Archaeological Museum of Alcoy, and involved the walkers travelling 12 kilometres on the Saturday and Sunday. Weighed down by the heavy costumes, some found the trek hard going, with sore legs and a twisted ankle just some of the problems that they encountered. From Villajoyosa, the Roman walkers made their way to Relleu, where they stopped overnight, before completing their journey, on Sunday, at Alcoy.

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New cast speculation for Benidorm AS SERIES 8 of the very popular television programme, Benidorm, finished last week, on Tuesday, Amazon launched the sale of the DVD. However, there are currently no plans for a box set of series 1-8. As the cast prepare to travel to the resort for filming in the next couple of weeks, with the producer and support crew already arriving, there is a rumour that White Dee, real name Dee Kelly, a popular character from the television programmep Benefits Streetp is in talks with the makers of the Benidorm series about a small rôle. Although nothing has been confirmed, the British press have been speculating about such a possibility, and Dee’s manager, Barry Tomes, told RTN that “this is just one of a few shows we have targeted for Dee Kelly. As with all the shows, we cannot confirm or deny anything until the TV production companies make official announcements.” A spokesman for Tiger production told RTN, “This is news to us all. We have had no discussion with Dee Kelly or her management. Dee Kelly will not be appearing in Benidorm Series 9.” Holidaymakers will soon be checking out the three key filming locations, for a glimpse of their favourite characters at the Solana hotel; The Pink House, near Benidorm Palace, which is used for the reception scenes, Morgan’s Tavern, which transforms into Neptune’s Bar, and the Sol Pelicanos, which features the pool scenes.

Naked Gun actor dies ANOTHER ACTING legend has died as it has been announced that George Kennedy died of old age. Kennedy, aged 91, passed away on Sunday at his warden assisted home in Idaho, America, his grandson announced to international media. The actor won an Oscar for his role in the 1967 film, Cool Hand Luke, where he stared, alongside Paul Newman, as a chain-gang boss. Later in his career, he turned to comedy and became a familiar face in the Naked Gun series of films, as well as the 1970 Airport film and sequels. Many well known stars have come forward to pay tribute to the actor, including Bo Derek, who co-stared with George in the 1984 film Bolero. Bo tweeted “rest in peace – friend, I miss you George Kennedy.”

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Classic love triangle by Jack Troughton

BEAUTIFUL ROSE Maybud is at the centre of a love triangle in Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘Ruddigore’, a zany satire on the Victorian melodrama first performed in 1887. Sailor Richard Dauntless and farmer Robin Oakapple – really Sir Ruthven, Baronet of Ruddigore – are seeking Rose’s hand in marriage. Calpe Gilbert and Sullivan Society bring Ruddigore to life next month and the show is the society’s seventh Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. And while Ruddigore never enjoyed the immediate success of 1885’s ‘The Mikado’, it is now seen as a gem. The plot features everything apart from the kitchen sink; ghosts, witches, curses, disguises, and even a wicked villain who tries to get away with the heroine. Much of the story is centred on rose’s indecision over a suitable groom but Robin as an aristocrat has a terrible secret. Because of the curse, all the successive barons must commit a crime every day or die in terrible agony – and the ghosts of ancestors are none too happy at his attempts to go straight. In the production, the cast are accompanied by live music featuring wellknown pianist Kirsty Glen and directed by Aileen Lightfoot. The show is in concert form; the cats will be in costume and will perform all the songs, with linking dialogue to tell the story. Ruddigore in concert is presented at the Casa de Cultura, Alfaz del Pi, on Wednesday 13th April, and on Thursday 21st April at the Salon Blau, Calpe. Performances start at 7.30pm and tickets are 10€. They can be reserved by calling 96 648 0300 or 696 514 613 – and from Tuesday (1st March) they also went on sale at Margaret and Elena’s Card and Bookshop in Gabriel Miro, Calpe.

#news bites The Royal British Legion Gandia District

THE ROYAL British Legion’s social event on Wednesday 24th February at El Cid Restaurant, Benidoleig, raised over 486€ for the Poppy Appeal. This event would not have been possible without the efforts and planning of Eileen and Fran Hull. Entertainment was provided by two great performers, FreddieKool and Alan Chapman. To find out more about the branch, go along to the monthly meeting, on the first Wednesday of each month, at bar-restaurant El Pelut, Oliva, at noon, or call branch secretary, Mark on 961 17 59 90 or social secretary, Eileen, on 652 0 604 90.

St Patrick’s world party

THE SHAMROCKERS and Irish Des are ready to do their bit to help paint the Costa Blanca green to celebrate St Patrick’s Day on 17th March. It is one of the few national holidays to be celebrated around the globe and with events now being stretched across the whole weekend, there is a chance for everyone to join the party. Both The ShamRockers and singer Irish Des performing solo will enthusiastically fly the Irish tricolour with plenty of traditional jigs and reels to bring the magic of the ‘craic’ to Spanish shores. And anyone who enjoys a taste of Irish music can join the guys at the following events: Thursday 17th March, Irish Des plays a St Patrick’s Day Lunch Celebration at Bar Planet, Parcent; and The ShamRockers play the Saxo Chillout Garden, Moraira, from 7pm. The ShamRockers perform at Javea Quo Vadis, at 8.30pm on Friday 18th March, and the Saxo Chillout Garden, Moraira, from 6pm on Saturday 19th March.

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Liberty Seguros donate to Paul Cunningham Nurses Charity

DENNIS SMOOLENAARS and Carlos Sánchez, from Liberty Seguros, handed over a hospital bed and two intensive care pressure relieving mattresses to Tracy, a Paul Cunningham Nurses Charity representative.

The donation was made in December, but the presentation was delayed, as the bed and mattress were put into immediate use by a terminally ill patient. Paul Cunningham Nurses Charity is very grateful to Liberty Seguros for this timely and generous donation.

Shirley with husband Laurence

Costa says goodbye to Shirley FAMILY AND friends of Shirley Baehr, a hard working member of the Jewish community and of Moraira-Teulada U3A, said goodbye at a moving funeral service. Farewells were said at the Jewish Cemetery in Benidorm to the 64-year-old, who died after a short illness, but will be remembered for working tirelessly for others and was described as being “an inspirational, indefatigable lady”. Shirley and husband Laurence first bought a Costa Blanca home in Calpe after visiting the area over Christmas 2003 and moved permanently to Spain in 2006, buying a villa in Moraira. She was a founder member of the branch of U3A in 2008 and became a committee member and Groups Coordinator but always found time to work within the Jewish community and was secretary to the Communidad Israelita de Alicante. Born in April 1951, Shirley was educated at various London schools before studying at the Pitman’s college in Southampton Row. At 17, she won her first job as personal assistant to the International Manager at Lou Grade’s Pye Records. Refused a pay rise because of her age but realising she was doing the most work in the office, Shirley switched to Apple Records – of Beatles fame – after attending an interview in a green suit with matching leather gloves. Gaining more responsibility within parent company EMI, when Apple closed in 1975 she took the job as the label’s Product Manager and became the only female executive. She dealt directly with the Beatles – she knew the Fab Four from her Apple days – as well as stars like Cilla Black, Cliff Richards and the Shadows, Olivia Newton-John, and Kate Bush. She met Laurence in the late 1980s, bought a house in Mill Hill and married in December 1990, before the answered the call to move to the sun. A devoted animal lover and dog owner, she regularly held parties to raise money for charity. According to friends: “She was always on the go; always willing to help people; always the first to volunteer; and always friendly”. Associates said Shirley would be greatly missed “and our hearts go out to Laurence, to her sister Helen, and to all her family.”

Monster mash

FANS OF four-wheel drive giants enjoyed watching the trucks put through their paces at the second edition of ‘Matinal 4x4 Teulada’. Hundreds of spectators were thrilled as more than 50 vehicles were put through their paces over a specially designed and challenging ‘off road’ course at Font Santa. And amongst the exhaust fumes and adrenaline, crew also contributed to a food collection organized by the Rotary Club. The Red Cross will distribute the proceeds of the day to families in need.

Helping hands

U3A Vall del Pop presented 270€ of food to Caritas from cash raised through members donations and a Christmas raffle. Liaising with Jalon Valley Help – and with the aid of the charity’s van – U3A committee members went shopping to buy food, cleaning materials and toiletries. Caritas keeps HELP informed of the products most needed; armed with a shopping list, it was a bulk buying spree. And it was discovered that it was frequently single people that needed support rather than family units. U3A now has a list of the most needed items should members wish to make a donation at the association’s monthly meetings – and cash gifts will be collected for another trip to the cash and carry.

Denia Knitting Club is up and running THE CLUB meets at the Cafe Zimpstern, Calle Joan Fuster, in Denia on Tuesdays from 3pm to 5pm. All interested in knitting crochet, etc. are welcome. There is currently no charge for attendance.

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“Ties and Tiaras” for new cattery

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ARC joins caravan club

by Caroline Tyszka

ANIMAL CHARITY Jalon Valley ARC is fast running out of space to house its rescued cats and dogs – and is on the look-out for a caravan.

A TIES and Tiaras evening held at the weekend was a huge success, with guests enjoying a three course meal and a whole evening’s entertainment, whilst helping raise funds for the La Nucia animal shelter at the same time. The event, organised by Mal Ritchie, was to help make the shelter’s founder member, Pepita’s wish come true of having a cattery. Pepita passed away just before Christmas and never got to see her dream of having the shelter expanded to house cats, even though she had acquired the land and workers to build the cattery. The dinner dance was held at Camping El Raco’s restaurant on Saturday evening, with nearly all the 170 guests arriving in their best frocks and suits. Everyone enjoyed their meal before the entertainment started with the amazing Taylor Marc, who served up his own menu of comedy and song, ending to a standing ovation. Next up was Andy Wood who does the Tom Jones tribute in Benidorm, who stepped into the breach at the last moment, performing his “party time” set. Both acts very kindly gave their time for free, happy to help such a worthy cause. Throughout the evening, John Sandham, local line-dancing teacher, was on compère and music duties, as the guests enjoyed the last act for the night, Simon Adams, entertainment kindly provided by El Raco, who had everyone up on the dance floor until they were all danced out. Ticket sales, a very busy tombola and raffle meant that the evening raised a total of 1,354€. Mal said: “It was a fantastic night, thanks to everyone’s generosity, the businesses who donated prizes, the artists who gave their time freely, and the sell-out crowd. The restaurant, and staff, made it all run so smoothly. Last but by no means least, the helpers without whom I could not have done it.”

It is hoped to find a cheap caravan – or even a donation – to become an “overspill” home for animals and to serve as an office for the charity. ARC also needs bric-a-brac and handbags for the ARC Shop in Jalon; and towels and blankets for its dogs and cats. Meanwhile, brothers Flash and Freddy, seven-monthold tabby and white kittens, are looking to be adopted and would make lovely pets – both are affectionate and healthy and good with other cats and dogs. Anyone who can help can contact Sally on 625 985 689 or Jayne on 649 310 285. The charity shop is in Carrer Benissa, Jalon, and ARC has a website www.jalonvalleyarc.com, email jalonvalleyarc14@yahoo.co.uk, or visit the Facebook page.

Taylor Marc and organiser Mal Ritchie

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Beatles in the attic THE MUSIC world went into a spin with the discovery of a rare Beatles record that has remained hidden in an attic for over 50 years. The 10-inch vinyl recording was cut at the HMV shop in London’s Oxford Street and features the Fab Four’s songs ‘Till There Was You’ and ‘Hello Little Girl’. And described as a “Holy Grail item”, the record has become a classic ‘cash in the attic’ find – it is up for auction later this month at a sale being run by Omega Auctions in Warrington and is tipped to make at least £10,000. The record was found in the loft of Les Maguire, former keyboard player with Gerry and the Pacemakers, another Liverpool band discovered in the Merseybeat boom. He was given the record by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in 1963 and Epstein’s handwriting can be seen on the label of the disc. It was first given to producer George Martin in a bid to get him to sign the then largely unknown Beatles. Les said of the treasure: “I’ve never been a big fan of memorabilia, but people seem to like it. “It’s no good to me so I’ve given it to my granddaughter, who is hoping to buy a house after passing her accountancy exams. I hope it goes for a good price.” According to Beatles historian Mark Lewisohn, the value of the record was “enhanced” by Epstein’s handwriting and “the recognition of what it led to”. The public love affair with the Fab Four continues. It was recently announced The Beatles made an annual contribution to the Liverpool economy of £82 million.

Trump dominates in the US DONALD TRUMP, the Republican hopeful for the presidency in America, has dominated the latest candidate voting, as results were announced throughout Tuesday night for several states. In what was called “super Tuesday”, the White House hopefuls verbally battled against each other in a bid to secure votes from 12 of the US states. Outspoken Trump, who runs on the “we’ll make US great again”, steamrollered the other Republican candidates, taking 7 of the 12 states. Republican Party leaders fear Mr Trump will ruin their chances of recapturing the White House, after President Barack Obama’s two terms, because of his inflammatory outbursts, including the suggestion of building a wall between Mexico and America. Hilary Clinton, who is fighting for the Democratic nomination, also took 7 of the 12 states, although her rival, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders, still has strong support. Mrs Clinton hopes to become America’s first female president, and, whilst thanking her supporters late Tuesday evening, she gave a direct challenge to Donald Trump, saying “instead of building walls, we are going to break down barriers,” a reference to his style of policy.

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Radio times Last week we ambled through school days and it got me thinking what a fortunate old buggerlugs I turned out to be, even though I stumbled at the first educational hurdle, the dread 11 plus.

Chris Ashley

Writer & Broadcaster

When the BBC took me on albeit, in a low paid freelance capacity, I rather delusionally thought the rotating sound you could hear was emanating from Lord Reith’s grave because a ragamuffin like me had shattered the plebeian glass ceiling while he wasn’t looking. No! I was but a tiny insignificant cog in his grand scheme of things. Although Reithian became an adjective signifying the moral high ground, allegedly, he did like to dally with young damsels, loathed Churchill but rather admired the Austrian Corporal. Mind you, despite these dubious misjudgements, he’s still a giant amongst the pygmies now running the corporation. My first task at the Beeb was to sort out the record library which was stuffed full of Manuel & His Music Of The Mountains L.P.’s (under 60’s – google). The librarian said “Let’s get groovy man.” (it was the ‘70’s man). So I re-stocked the music library with cutting edge painfully coooool! acts like Bay City Rollers, Nolans, Paper Lace & the High Priest of Hip, Gilbert O’Sullivan. Impressed huh? For my industrious endeavours turning the radio station into a way-out with-it wonderland (Rubettes anyone?), I was allowed to do my first recorded interview, note the ‘recorded’ bit faithful reader. The reason? During a live sports broadcast I reported that a footballer had “passed a fitness test.” Unfortunately I had an attack of the Spoonerism’s and it came out the player had “pissed a fatness test.” No more live stuff for the boy Ashley, which was just as well as my first interviewee took an instant dislike to me, because I tweaked his fragile ego a tad. The name of this shrinking violet? Larry Lurex aka Freddie Mercury. Trying to jump on the Gary Glitter bandwagon (today you’d place a whole lot of gone between yourself & that particular vehicle) he made a record ‘I Can Hear Music’ which tanked. The soon to be famous singer wasn’t keen to rehash the past, so needless to say I asked him about it. Fred’s only contribution to this discourse was “p*** off” as he made a Queenly exit. EMI had sent me 6 copies of the disc, in high dudgeon, I used them as frisbees. After Freddie/Larry died almost 20 years later they were worth around £150 each. Doh! x 6.

Listen to Chris on www.power-fm.es, Weekdays 12-3pm & Saturdays 9-12pm.

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I signed a purchase deposit contract as a seller, on it was agreed that if I do not fulfil the contract I must return double the deposit received. Now, we have an appointment to go to the notary, but I do not want to sell. I have informed the buyer that it is my intention not to sell and return double the money given, but he says that he does not agree, and I must sell the house. Is that correct? What should I do?

Dear Reader, Thank you for your enquiry, but to order to advise correctly we must see the contract. In any case, I understand that the legal key in your case, is to determine if on your reservation or deposit contract (which should be a purchase contract), you agreed a penalty clause / deposit or what is called in Spanish Law, arras penitenciales or penitential deposit. Criminal arras / deposit or penalty clauses are those for which there is agreed a penalty or how the buyer or seller shall compensate should they not fulfill the contract to the other party, but the clause does not mean or authorize any of the parties of the contract to terminate the contract unilaterally, always the other party that wants to fulfil the contract, if it is possible, could enforce the agreement. For its part, the arras “penitenciales” or penitential deposits, are those by which the parties agree the possibility to unilaterally terminate the deposit agreement, reservation or purchase contract, paying an amount without the other party being able to force the fulfilment of the contract. Jurisprudence and legal doctrine require these kind of clauses to be drawn very clearly, and they are regulated in the article 1454 of the Spanish Civil Code, which reads: “If earnest money or a deposit should have been provided in a contract of sale and purchase, the contract may be rescinded by the purchaser by agreeing to forfeit the earnest money or deposit,

or the seller to return it in duplicate.“ For example, if in your contract it states something similar to: The parties agree that in case of breach of the contract the seller must compensate the buyer paying the money back in duplicate. In case of a breach by the buyer, he will lose the amount paid. In this case, this would be a penalty deposit or clause in which the parties agree that if you do not fulfil the contract as vendor, you must compensate with the amount agreed. But this clause does not entitle you to terminate the contract unilaterally or rescind it, so that if the buyer still wants to buy, you can be forced to sell the property and respect what was agreed in the contract, even if you do not want to. If instead, in your contract it says something like: The parties agree under Article 1454 of the Civil

Code, that any party may unilaterally terminate the contract. If it is rescinded by the buyer, he will lose the money paid, and if is the seller, he must return the money received in duplicate. In this case, we would have a “reservation” or purchase containing a penitential deposit, and therefore, if you choose not to sell the property and unilaterally terminate the contract signed, you could do so, by returning the double the money received, the other party could not force you to sell. Although both clauses have similar wording, their legal effects are very different. It is essential when buying or selling, to make sure that you receive expert legal advice, and that the wording of the agreements that you sign protect your rights and interests. If you’re buying or selling a property in Spain, please contact us.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

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The importance of the wording on a Purchase and Sale contract.. Penalty clause vs “Arras Penitenciales” (Penitential Deposit)

Carlos Baos

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– Time to relax in 2016

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What can you do? There is an answer: Use the legal, tax efficient structures that have been designed to comply with the latest pan european requirements including Spanish law ensuring a good night’s sleep. None of us are Brits and Irish are happy about the erosion of our freedoms but it is something we have to get used to, both in the UK and here in Spain. If you are British or Irish, are single or a married couple, tax resident in Spain, and have children (of any age) resident in the UK and have a risk profile of “Cautious” or “Balanced” then our most appropriate investments are “wrapped” by vehicles that are tax efficient, legal, contain automatic tax reporting to the Spanish authorities and are transferable easily if you return to the UK or transferable to your heirs when you die. These are tailor-made for the Expats and feature huge investment diversification and economies of scale to keep internal costs at a minimum. There are many product options including one which smoothes out volatility that is suitable for a cautious or balanced investor requiring growth or income. There are other products that allow more flexibility with investment choice and larger withdrawals. Bank accounts that are 100% capital guaranteed with instant access (account opening fees may apply). In addition to the above there are products available that can mitigate inheritance tax in the UK , products that can limit the reporting requirements for assets outside Spain. There are also on offer Discretionary Managed portfolios that concentrate on wealth preservation above anything else.

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International Financial Adviser

So far, it seems easy enough.... But there is much more to the story: What about taxation? How do I report any tax and on what basis? What will happen if I die – will it go straight to my kids or be subject to the many hurdles in Spain and the UK? What if I return to the UK or elsewhere in the world? Blacktower Financial Management Group with its 30 years of experience, has been there to advise its clients through the ups and down of life so you know you will be in safe hands. We are here to give you impartial, independent investment and financial advice (minimum investment just £20,000 / €25,000). Call me direct on 615 607 278 or email dave.diggle@blacktowerfm.com

Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is authorised and regulated in the UK by the Financial Conduct Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licensed in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV in Spain.

Recently many of my marketing students and clients have been asking me about websites who have been soliciting them for money in the form of advertising. Before you say YES and spend any of your hard earned money with any website who contacts you – here are the things to consider. Q * Is the soliciting website new or an old one? A * New websites will have no traffic as it takes a long time to be indexed by Google these days due to the amount of new sites coming onboard the Internet. There is no set time for Google specifically to initially index a website – the time taken can vary based on: • Popularity of the site (whether it has any inbound links to it) • Whether the content is crawl-able (server responses and content type) • Site structure (how pages interlink) Q * Does the soliciting website already have adverts by Google Adwords on it? A * A website has to be up and running for 6 months with a steady stream of traffic and no violations of content copyright and a bunch of other things before Google will approve a website to host their adverts. So – if the website who is soliciting you for advertising has been approved by Google Adwords – then it will be worth a look. Q * Have you personally seen the soliciting websites traffic performance on a tracking system like Google Analytics? A * If the soliciting website won’t share their traffic data – then step away!! It means trouble. Q * Have you searched for the soliciting website in Google and found them easily? A * If you type into Google some general words about your area - and do not find the website that is soliciting you – then you know that they have not been indexed and again – back away. If you have an Internet Marketing question – send it to me and I will answer them here at RTN.

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Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

Growing healthy fruit trees for healthy crops By Greenfingers Spain is a wonderful country in which to grow fruit and most gardens have at least a token orange and lemon tree and some have luxurious orchards of subtropical fruits or in cooler areas of olives, almonds, apricots, peaches and plums. Whatever you have or plan March is the most important month in the fruit growing calendar for new fruit trees, bushes and plants need planting and established trees need caring for after the generally dormant winter months. However from the many fruit related questions asked at the talks we have given up and down the country it is obvious that many of our readers have problems. Problems that start with the choice and planting of trees, and then relate to their seasonal prunings, watering, spraying and harvesting. Additionally as more and more readers move inland to escape the overbuilt coastal plains they are faced with the daunting task of reinvigorating abandoned orchards. We answer ten of the most frequently asked questions below. WHAT CAN I PLANT? There are over seventy fruits regularly grown in Spain but do restrict yourself to what is hardy in your area. Tropical and subtropical fruits will be possible along the hottest southerly costas but are a risk in inland valleys and on mountainsides where even one nights heavy air frost can be devastating.

especially if you have a clayey soil. SHOULD I ENRICH THE SOIL? The ancient Spanish custom of ‘feeding the soil rather than feeding the plants’ should be followed. Work in a builders bucket of good compost and one of well rotted manure or bagged dried manure into an area of one square metre of soil and a depth of half a metre a week or two before planting trees, bushes or plants. SHOULD YOUNG FRUIT TREES BE IMMEDIATELY PRUNED WHEN PLANTED. It’s preferable to not prune them at that stage but leave for a year or two to allow the roots to establish themselves and the tree to start to grow naturally. You can then select the strongest growing branches to create the framework of each tree. WHAT IS THE MOST USEFUL GENERAL INSECTICIDE FOR FRUIT TREES? We use a spray based on neem oil. Trabe is one of the brands to look for. If you cannot find it you can purchase it by mail order via www.trabe.net.

WHEN SHOULD I PLANT THEM? Although potted trees are available for much of the year we prefer to plant deciduous fruit trees in the autumn or early spring but delay frost tender citrus trees until after the last danger of frosts.

HOW MUCH GROWTH SHOULD BE PRUNED OFF A MATURE TREE EACH YEAR? There are several reasons for pruning trees and several possible end shapes. As a general rule a 20% pruning may be sufficient each winter or spring – depending on the type of tree – for a well shaped healthy tree while 60 to 80% of unhealthy neglected tree may need to be cut out. If you have recently purchased an inland property with several hundred trees you may have a major task ahead of you.

IS SPECIAL CARE REQUIRED WHEN PLANTING THEM? Yes poor planting is one of the main reasons why fruit trees, bushes and plants fail to grow, flower and fruit well. It’s important that you prepare the ground well and plant the roots in large planting holes. Holes dug the size of the plastic tube or pot in which you purchased the trees is doomed to failure

HOW MUCH WATER DO YOUNG TREES NEED? It is important to keep the soil around the deepest growing roots just moist. If you only saturate the top few centimetres roots can dry out and the tree eventually die. A good deep soak once a week is better than a shallow daily watering. Also do not water close to the trunk as this can cause fungal attacks.

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Locked account DEAR AUNTY V, My hotmail.com a/c was recently suspended due to ‘irregular activity by an outside agency’ ie. somebody tried to access my a/c. I have tried unsuccessfully many times to get it back but I just go round in circles and my emails to various hotmail depts. are just ignored. Does anyone know how to get back a suspended account? Thank you, Alexander.

Aunty says: The way to “unblock” or recover a hotmail account is via the following link... Note that they require an alternate email address from you so they can verify and contact you. https://account.live.com/acsr Alternatively you can go and try to reset the password, where you may also be asked your hotmail security questions. https://account.live.com/resetpassword.aspx Note, though, that in some cases it can take a few days or weeks before accounts are unblocked, as they try to make sure you are who you say you are.

‘‘Missing file’’ HELLO AUNTY. When I start up my Acer laptop I get a “missing file” message. I think it happened after I ungraded to Windows 10 but before that I did clear some unused programs so could have deleted something I should not have! Please can you tell me how I can overcome this problem without buying somebody’s software to do so. Thank you. Helen Aunty says: The most common reason for this error message is that you have some “malware” on your system, usually from installing some free software that has some “advert software” bundled in. As I have mentioned in past articles, people generally install free software using the default install options, which can install

some unwanted bundled software as well. It is always advisable, when installing free software, to go for the advanced or expert install options where you can select not to install the bundled software. A scan of your PC using an anti-malware program ,like Anti Malware bytes, or AdwCleaner, or Ad Aware (all available for free) should locate and remove this software. It may be advisable to go into your “uninstall programs” list in Control Panel and see if you have some unwanted advertising software installed before you run these programs. Response: Thank you so much. My anti-malware did not pick it up but installing and running the Adwcleaner did the trick.

Incorrect Colours Hi Aunty, I have an HP laptop and a Cannon printer. If I put a photograph in the printer and PRINT it, it comes out with the correct colours, but when I SCAN the photo to a Picasa file on my laptop, it only comes out blue. I have tried clicking on to some colour adjustments, but can only change it to sepia. Can you help? Thank you, Margaret

Reply: Rather than using Picasa to scan documents, try your Cannon printers scanning software instead. Or the built in Windows scanning software. It may be that Picasa does not fully recognise your Cannon drivers, hence the funny colours appearing.

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WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

Happy separation

She’s supporting him Our daughter, 21, is seeing an older boyfriend, 35. They love each other very much, are very happy and he treats her extremely well. However, we discovered that she is paying monthly for an expensive phone for him, and she also foots the bill for holidays and meals out. She drives, but he has never learnt. He only works part time and is claiming legal aid because he is trying to get access to his daughter. He doesn’t have much money, and our daughter is supporting him. Should we say something?

My wife and I have been married for five years, with no children. Our relationship wasn’t great when we lived together, and then she had a job offer to work away. She wanted to go for it, so we faced up to things and discussed divorce. However, we found over time that we missed each other, and we have been travelling every weekend to be together. Our relationship is now wonderful, and we are very happy living apart. This is not something our families can understand, and we are being pressured to live together again.

This may only be the situation for a short while, and your daughter’s boyfriend may get a full time job once he no longer claims legal aid. You could let her know your concerns, but be very calm and diplomatic. Parenting is the hardest job in the world. Whilst our children don’t welcome interference in their relationships, if she does come to resent the situation with her boyfriend in the future, she might ask why you didn’t saying something. Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.

It’s not a conventional relationship, but if it works for you both then what is the problem? It doesn’t mean to say that you won’t live together somewhere down the line. But the situation is obviously working well right now. You don’t have children, so there is no need for you to cohabit. Don’t bow to pressure from your family - if things have never been better, then great. If it’s not broken, don’t try and fix it.

Massage Therapy for men HAVE YOU ever considered the benefits to you of a soothing, relaxing massage? If you are tired, a relaxing massage could be just what you need. If you work out at a gym, or are very tired from work, then the muscle relaxant option will best suit you, or, perhaps, you just want to enjoy the pleasure of a naturist massage. All options can be combined. Based in the centre of Alicante, near the old bus station, Mario is a qualified masseur, with 7 years of experience, specialising in massage, reflexology and reiki. Mario’s professional relaxing massage service is designed for the male anatomy, so, regardless of sexual orientation, should you decide to avail yourself of Mario’s service, you will enjoy a relaxing environment, with subdued lighting, relaxing music, natural oils and essences on your naked body and Mario’s masseur’s hands caressing you little by little, as you receive all the benefits of the massage. If you are interested in Mario’s services please call, or whatsapp, to book an appointment on 649 76 16 07, any day, between 10am and 10pm. You can be assured of Mario’s professionalism and discretion. For more information you can look at Mario’s blog and see all his services for your wellness and pleasure, www.handsonyourskin.blogspot.com.

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Enjoy a trip to the barbershop by Jack Troughton WORLD CHAMPION harmony groups are starring in ‘A Capella Magic’, a Costa Blanca concert featuring barbershop singing. Quartets ‘LoveNotes’, from the United States, and ‘Musical Island Boys’, from New Zealand, are appearing in the show on 31st March at the Casa de Cultura, Calpe – which also features performances by students of Marcia’s Dance Centre and stage School. The evening is organised by the Spanish Association of Barbershop Singers (SABS), which is visiting the Marina Alta resort for its annual convention, being held from 31st March to 3rd April. Around 600 singers and fans of barbershop will be in Calpe for this international event; including visitors from Russia, Sweden, Holland, Ireland and the UK. SABS was founded in October 2008 by brothers Nico and Jorge de las Penas after they took part in their first ever ‘harmony college’ in Coesfeld, Germany. And SABS President and founder member Lyn Baines said: “Barbershop in 2016 is very different to what it was when it started to grow away from its African-American roots between the First and second World Wars, when only men took part. “Today, the barbershop style of singing is enjoyed by male and female quartets and choruses throughout the world.” She added: In the fifties and sixties, singers like Andy Williams, dick Van dyke and even the Osmonds made the style popular. Today’s champions sing traditional and very modern songs.” Everyone who likes good music with some comedy thrown into the mix will enjoy ‘A Cappella Magic’. The show starts at 8pm and tickets are 12€. Tickets are available from Marcia’s Dance Centre and stage School, and the Casa de Cultura in Calpe. They can be reserved by calling 693 017 617 or by email to tickets@sabs.es.

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Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

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///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Aries: Mars slides into Sagittarian energy and just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, there comes a twist to the tale and the shocking realisation that you have been supporting both secrets and lies! It would seem that even the wisdom of Jupiter is wasted on the ebullient and determined forces of a warring, revengeful, spiteful Mars. Taurus: Who would credit it? You have triumphed at a time when all you faced was failure. This would be a good time to honour those who have supported you through thick and thin and who never gave up on you. As Venus sextiles Kora it is apparent that the Cosmos is celebrating your success, and this leaves you readily willing to move on to pastures new. Gemini: Mercury is beguiled by the subtle innermost energies of dreamy Pisces. Time was when you were unprepared to look within to the inner you; and now the tables have turned, and you are embracing your psyche with the direct actions of both light and love. This week sees you complete and wondering in which wonderful way to go! Cancer: Those who have drained your energies recently have no real concern for your well being and self esteem. You have given tirelessly and have stuck your neck on the block for those who you thought were worth it; and so you deserve to have it better now. With the current Moon energy doing much to illuminate and soothe, take all the time you need. Leo: As the Sun rises in opposition with lucky Jupiter, the subsequent squaring on Saturn brings you a wisdom that comes from the past. This week your psychic energies are strong and help you to see things from a different, more focussed point of view. There comes a chance to change the outcome of something close to your heart, so just go for it! Virgo: Mecury’s midweek square on Mars takes no prisoners, but it does ensure that the ball is definitively in your court for a change. There are some things that are best left unsaid, but just for the record you are one who knows that the truth can hurt. Though some things will acceptably never change you can be a stalwart part of a clearer future. Libra: Kora is ensconced in Venus and there is work to be done if you have the chance to allow bygones to be bygones. So much has changed, and change for changes sake is futile unless it is requited. This week take the bull by the horns as it will silence those who do not support you with the open arms you so thoroughly deserve to have around you now. Scorpio: Mars enters into Sagittarius and you should anticipate a quick solution to a problem that begs to be veering out of control. Turning a blind eye is quite the wrong strategy when confrontation is the only viable option, but then who will make the first move? In hindsight you would never have got involved, but now you are under pressure. Sagittarius: Mars can bring inscrutable energies that help you relive the past, however what is needed right now is a clean slate. Someone has been telling porky pies and it would seem as if the blame has been shifted onto your broad shoulders. As the Sun shines on your planetary leader, Jupiter this week; solutions come, whilst more evidence is revealed!! Capricorn: Ceres calls time on Saturn towards the end of the week, and that’s because time is on your side right now. This is an ideal time for you to indulge in some much needed and deserved rest and relaxation; even though you may have to bide your time until the coast is clear. Planning ahead does more than just dangling a carrot, it ensures your reward. Aquarius: Jupiter squares on Uranus midweek, blending the energies of enterprise and fortune and setting your sights high for a change. You will be surrounded by the many opportunities you both chiefly need and thoroughly deserve. Take time to choose what seems now to be so right and know that better times all around are close by for the asking. Pisces: It is an inspiring and regenerating Mercury that enters this week bringing up the compatibility of the opening of all channels of communication. You may have bitten off more than you can chew, but living life in a routine you are in charge of sees you actively putting your best foot forward, and making the best of things, as you always seem to do.

If It’s Your Birthday This Week Others have advised you to adopt a softly, softly

approach, but you have set your sights on dizzying heights...so go for it. There are heralds that are illuminating a clear way through, and your psychic senses will not let you down!

Whatever goes around, comes around is the often spoken about law of karmic energy. People say that you get what you deserve, but isn’t it harder to think the other way round sometimes, and that we deserve what we get?

I always try to find the answer when good people seem to be suffering for no fault of their own. I am somebody who is first to promote and advocate the free access we all have to the Angelic Realms; but even I shudder when such daily atrocities hurt those who certainly don’t deserve it. Why do things happen that cause harm and distress to those who do not warrant it? Whilst terrorism may not prevent us from subscribing to fear, it is killing torturing and maiming the innocent and the unprotected. Why are people forced from their homes and their Countries? Why do earthquakes reduce homes to rubble and kill so many beneath them? How can people lose their homes in seconds as a tornado twists across the sky, and why does lightening strike? With such terrible things happening in a World that sees paedophilia also striking out and global greed standing in the face of abject poverty; where is the control? Why can’t good triumph over evil, and why must those who suffer possibly go on to suffer yet more? It is a weak and woolly resolve to even suggest that worse things could happen were it not for the power of Spiritual energies, even if their popularity is criss crossing the World with gusto. This may be very true, and it actually is, but it does nothing but offer the coldest of comforts to someone who has fought Cancer and lost, or who grieves for a lost son or daughter; living in hope that one day they may open the garden gate and walk back into the family. Our children are growing up untouchable and mechanistic, and where will this lead if the News bombards us daily with the sheer hell of ISIS, and that annually half a million kittens and puppies are rescued from starvation and appalling cruelty in the UK alone? Where is love? Children want killing games on their Playstations and are smoking Cannabis in Primary School playgrounds; when we were filled with Alice and Wonderland and the Saturday Morning Children’s Club at the local Odeon Cinema. This makes me feel even older than I am, and karma, will it thrust a deal with the elderly who are being abused by those who are seen to be helping in the process, or are they a chance for the truly despicable to merely help themselves? It is easy to have a very jaundiced view of life these days, and I do know the great difference that Spirit has made to my life. I am mindful that I am able to devote my life to working to prove that we do not die, and that therfefore death is the great beginning; and I am so grateful to be able to serve Spirit because I believe in them, and them in me. Though I shudder at the pain people are suffering I always try to do whatever I can to help. I have been amongst the sick and the dying and I have seen some frightening sights in my time, I can tell you. Times when you wish for resolve and healing and any justification when things have gone horribly wrong, as they can do. My brother left this life when he was only 38 minutes old, whereas I have had 61 good years here on Earth in this lifetime, so far.....and yes, I have said that maybe my deceased sibling was the really lucky one! I never mean it though, because I know that whatever is to come I am a part of a process that will always try to be on the side of love, even in a World that appears not to care and which has lost its way. I will always try to let my little light shine on the darkest night, for those who just may need it to!

Kenny’s Postbag

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

Kenny, I have problems with my spirituality because I am a Christian at heart. I want to learn more but I never want to lose my religion either. Mary A. Mary, there is a prayer of Christianity that is a feature of the Holy Communion service. It is the prayer of the Blessed Trinity and it says, “I believe in God the Father, I believe in God the Son, I believe in God the Holy Spirit/Holy Ghost” Therefore there can be no argument that all Christians have to accept the gnostic notion that Spirituality exists, and that their religion is based on the miracle of life after death after the murder of Jesus, and his strong ability to have survived his death. Be strong in your faith knowing that, as a Christian, you are subscribing to an entire religion based on this proclaimed evidence of survival!

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Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 52.

Sudoku

Cryptic Crossword

Doodle Box

Quick Crossword

Across 7. It enables one to proceed along certain lines (7,6) 8. Urge the fellow to become a journalist (8) 9. Artist’s medium to reduce friction (4) 10. Frank has the ability and accomplished (6) 12. Where a ship would be all at sea, so to speak? (6) 14. From the shelves select a receptacle (6) 16. Sort of look a cricketer may give? (6) 18. Almost reject an incitement (4) 20. After strange event Ian becomes inhabitant of Italian city (8) 22. Submit an accusation but would rather not have it free (6,1,6)

Across 7. Fail to understand (4,7,2) 8. Chat (8) 9. Unusual (4) 10. Redemption (6) 12. Use (6) 14. Infertile (6) 16. Bawled (6) 18. Unhearing (4) 20. Insecure (8) 22. Strengthening (13)

Down 1. Union that will disfigure one in a fit of violent anger (8) 2. Not open to forfeit between 100 and 500 (6) 3. Where agriculture is carried on in distant Minehead (4) 4. Marvellous enough to knock one out? (8) 5. Even whales must learn it would seem (6) 6. Water from here can’t be bad (4) 11. Lied about actual conveyance (8) 13. Lacking loose coins, things will have to stay as they are (2,6) 15. To fret is a state of conflict (6) 17. Off course, like a shallow vessel (6) 19. Not all an actor can take? (4) 21. It’s delightful by the sea in France (4)

Down 1. Wide view (8) 2. Works for (6) 3. Indigent (4) 4. Stealing (8) 5. Open (6) 6. Morose (4) 11. Bravely (8) 13. Miss (8) 15. Deny (6) 17. Shed (4-2) 19. Cupid (4) 21. Team (4)

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Footlights springs forward

by Jack Troughton CALPE’S FOOTLIGHTS Theatre Group is making sweeping changes in 2016 – including finding a new home. There has been an almost complete change in the administration of the group, with new faces making up the committee. And as it moves from its old base at the end of La Fossa Beach, the group is to stage the ‘Footlights Spring Fair’ on Saturday 5th March between noon and 5pm at the Footlights Studio in Calle Hidalgo, Calpe. There are 12 years of show and rehearsal items to be sold, including clothes, costumes, Footlights props, and even a small library. Because of the sheer volume of the items, it was decided to sell them. As well as the sale, the fair will also offer tombola, tea, coffee and cakes, for everyone to enjoy in return for a small donation. Footlights hopes to return on stage with a show later this year. It will be a showcase and variety performance and the WOMEN’S WORLD Day of Prayer is being staged across the globe today (Friday 4th March) and the congregation of production team is already excited about making a new start. the Church of England in Albir invites people to join them at 4pm. New members are always welcome whether on stage or behind the scenes. Anyone interested in being involved in the Despite its title, it is a service for everyone and this year has been written by the women of Cuba and it entitled: ‘Receive coming show should attend the Footlights Centre on Friday Children, Receive Me’. There will be Cuban-style refreshments following the service, which is celebrated annually by the 18th March at 7pm. church. This and other services are held in the Norwegian Seaman’s Church in Carrer Mart, near the Rober Palas Hotel. For more information, contact Chairman Giovanna Wallis on And Easter services are being held at 11am on Good Friday, 25th March, and on Easter Sunday, 27th March at 9.45am. 634 347 937 or press secretary Emily Neal at A service of Holy Communion is held every Sunday at the Albir Church at 9.45am and every Thursday at 11am at the forum secretary.footlights@gmail.com. mare Nostrum in Alfaz del Pi. For further information call Church Warden Elaine Mitchell on 96 686 4962 or 636 164 467. Picture is the new Footlights committee; (from left) Tina WalAlbir is one of eight churches in the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy which holds services from Gandia to El Campello and lis, Treasurer; Giovanna Wallis, Chairman; Emily Neal, press more information can be found on the website www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org. secretary; Natalie Moss, Secretary; Luke Marriott; Patricia Wagner; and Linda Chaundy.

World at prayer

Fashion show ANIMAL CHARITY APASA is staging a Fashion Show at ‘Faby’s Mil Aroma Restaurant’ in Javea on Friday 18th March.

Tickets are 17€ including a three-course meal with a glass of wine, coffee or a dessert, and a glass of cava on arrival. The event starts at 12.30pm for 1pm. It is an opportunity to support the charity and snap up bargain designer labels and top quality items from the charity shop. Booking is essential, call Sue on 96 574 1668 or 606 588 197, or 96 647 2282 or 650 755 667.

Classical crossover

SOPRANO GILL Henry and baritone Manuel Lazaro are performing a charity concert at the Espai la Senieta, Moraira, on Friday 18th March. Promoted by Freemason’s lodge Deportiva No83, the evening showcases two of the Costa Blanca’s most talented singers and will raise money for the Alzheimer’s Society AFA in Teulada and Masonic charities. Gill will perform modern songs from some of the greatest divas in the world and Manuel will sing some operatic numbers. The second part of the show will feature duets providing a perfect blend of the two voices. The pair thrilled audiences with ‘Glydebourne in Gata’ last year and this classical crossover should not be missed. Tickets are 12.50€ and there will be a bar and grand charity raffle. Tickets can be reserved by calling 96 649 1917 or by email to colinlilley1424@gmail.com. For information about coming events, call 96 649 9954 or email peter_john1@hotmail.com.

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Shakespeare by special arrangement FLOWER ARRANGERS face a dramatic challenge at the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy’s open Flower Festival and Fete on St George’s Day, Saturday 23rd April. The day marks the 400th anniversary of the death of William Shakespeare and arrangements entered for the event at the church of San Josep in Fustera should have a Shakespearian theme. And floral entries – the entry fee is 5€ - and all exhibits will be judged by an experienced team; wish a cash first prize. The St Georges Day Fete will run in the open air next to the Flower Festival, and both will be open from 11.00am until 3pm. Visitors and competitors will also be able to sample a range of tasty snacks and drinks as well as seeing the colourful range of floral exhibits and listening to the music of Dave Peachy. The event is being organised to raise funds for the continuing work of the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy on the Costa Blanca, The Children of EMAUS, Ripple Africa and World Vision. Further information can be obtained from Eileen Hodson, 607 706 904.

Bargain prices

William Shakespeare

THE ORIGINAL Charity Shop and Library in Javea starts its popular End of Season Sale on Monday 7th March with bargains available until Saturday 19th March. The is 50% discounts on marked items including good quality ladies and gents clothing, jewellery, ornaments, household goods, electrical appliances, DIY tools, bedding, curtains and more. As part of the changeover to summer stock, the shop will not take any clothing items for sale on a commission basis until Monday 14th March when suitable spring and summer items will be accepted. Other items will be taken as usual. The shop, at Avenida Fontana 14, Javea, is open Monday to Saturday from 10am to 1pm. For more information visit the web page: www.charityshoplibrary.com And the Library in Javea Park has a great selection of books and more for sale.

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Travelling Smart

WITH ACCESS to the internet, these days it is so easy to go online, search and find your desired flights or holiday. You can even find programmes to compare and get you the best deals. However booking a holiday is so much more than just a few commands on your computer, a payment by credit card and packing your suitcase. Always remember to check the country that you want to travel to, for Visa requirements and/or medical requirements. Forgetting to check the latter can leave you feeling, literally, rotten (at best) and perhaps can even lead to long term illnesses if proper precautions are not followed! For UK passport holders, the Foreign & Commonwealth office maintains an up-to-date web page where you can check on all requirements for travelling worldwide. If in doubt, you should always double check with your own embassy, for the official travel information for your destination. Right now, certain tour operators and Cruise companies are offering a free transfer to another holiday for pregnant woman already booked who are travelling to a region that has been confirmed for the Zika virus. This is one of the very good reasons to always book with reliable companies, as they can and will assist whenever there is an emerging situation. Similarly, cruise companies will change destinations if they feel that there is any dubiety whatsoever regarding the proposed destination. Whilst for some, it may mean missing out on the highlight of the holiday if that change is made en-route, this is still a better option than being taken to a planned destination if there exists the smallest doubt that your travels there may not be safe. And on the subject of cruises and Visas – do your homework! If your cruise is going to visit a country that requires a Visa, then it´s your responsibility to obtain this, in good time, in advance of your cruise. Even if it is not your intention to disembark at the destination, a valid Visa needs to be in place for you to travel, and this normally is checked at embarkation of your cruise. Some cruise companies will deny embarkation, in others you will have to disembark before the proposed port/country and fly (at your own expense) to the next available port in order to recover your cruise. Not an ideal way to travel! Visa requirements change, so make sure the information you have is up to date – as of March this year, Canada have implemented an Online Visa, similar to that of the US. All passengers will require to have this electronic visa associated to their passport to gain entry into the country – even for those in transit. The US, of course, is one of the most well-known countries for requiring a Visa – either an ESTA if your passport qualifies for this, or a full Non-Immigrant Visa issued from the Embassy. Australia, one of the most travelled destinations for the Brits, also requires a Visa to be issued, and this becomes more complicated with age – sometimes necessitating a medical certificate to accompany the Visa. India, China and Russia are the next big three destinations, all requiring a Visa. Issued from Spain, an Indian Visa is about 3 times the price of purchasing this from their UK embassy, however if you no longer have a UK address, then Spain is your only option. Luckily, they have recently introduced a new on-line version, however this is still only for certain airports and does not include cruise ports. Thankfully, the UK passport is ranked joint No. 1 as the passport that is accepted into the most countries worldwide, and whilst some countries do require the type of visas outlined here, many others are simply an exit/entry visa requiring a minimal payment to the authorities, usually at the airport or port of entry. However when you pick up those brochures and choose a hotel, make sure you check on all the extras – it could cost you a lot more than you imagined if you don´t!

Worldwide Horizons Travel Agency. Tel 966 761 492 or email travel@whtravel.es

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

life&leisure #music

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Timewarp Duo Husband and wife duo Justin James and Jaime Lee are better known as “Timewarp”.

El Divo

The “EL Divo Tribute Show” will be performing at Le Cabaret, La Pedrera Industrial Estate, Benissa on Saturday 12th March. This popular tribute act are currently performing in Benidorm and are re-

turning to Le Cabaret, where last time they were there, tickets sold out very quickly. Book your tickets now and hear them singing these classic songs Nessun Dorma, Mama, I believe, Unbreak my Heart, Hero, Delilah and others. Reserve your table now!. Tickets are 20€

which includes a two course meal. For bookings and details of future events in Le Cabaret phone: 608 419 715 or email: lecabaret1@gmail.com. Le Cabaret is located in the La Pedrera Industrial Estate, on the N 332, between Teulada and Benissa.

Both Jaime and Justin have a true talent for singing whether performing haunting ballads, powerful rock anthems or pop classics. They have been performing professionally together for the past 15 years. All “Timewarp” shows are known for their feel good and upbeat music for all generations to enjoy, where the audience is invited to relax and sing along or get up and dance the night away. Phone: 671 354 188 or visit www.timewarpduo.com March Gigs: Friday 4: Hotel Sol Ifach, Calpe. 9 pm (Open to Public) (Every Friday) Sunday 6: Camping Fanadix, La Fustera, Playa Benissa, 6pm Tuesday 8: Marina Alta Golf Society, Calpe, (Private Party) Tuesday 15: AKIRA, Bollywood Night, Moraira Thursday 17: Camping Calpe Mar, Calle Estovenia, Calpe 7.30pm Wednesday 23: Benitachell Bowls Club, (Private Party) Saturday 26: Kathmandu Indian Rte., Las Marinas, Denia, 8pm

Chill Factor/Rio

Chill Factor are Pam (vocals) and John Pearson (guitars/vocals), now one of the most popular live music acts on the Costa Blanca. They play carefully selected, originally arranged and well performed classic pop/rock songs. Together with Christian Pearl (phenomenal keyboardist) they form the rock band ‘RIO’, playing popular rock anthems including tracks by Tears for Fears, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, U2, Simple Minds, Arcade Fire, Sting, Spandau Ballet, Pretenders, Talk Talk, Yes, Peter Gabriel, etc... For more details phone Pam or John on 696 731 290 or, as they live in the mountains and have nearly no phone signal, better to email: pamandjohnspain@hotmail.com and/or check out their web site: www.pamandjohn.net March Gigs: Saturday 5: Saxo Disco Chillout, Moraira, 4pm (RIO BAND) Sunday 6: Coll de Rates Rte., Tarbena, 1.30pm Sunday 6: Aleluya Bar, Jalon, 8pm (RIO BAND) Friday 11: Café Haventje, Avd. del Puerto, Altea, 7.30pm

Saturday 12: Saxo Disco Chillout, Moraira, 4pm Sunday 13: Laguna Ribs Bar, C/Cannes 1, Javea, 1.30pm Saturday 19: Saxo Disco Chillout, Moraira, 4pm (RIO BAND) Sunday 20: Bar Quo Vadis, Javea, 6pm Saturday 26: Saxo Disco Chillout, Moraira, 4pm

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

#tv&showbiz goss

by Peter Taylor

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Chances are the whole worlds in love with Kylie Minogue, and Joshua Sasse definitely fills that profile. The pair met last year on the set of the musical TV comedy ‘Galavant’, which Joshua stars in, and it’s said they´ve been loved up since September having made several public appearances together, and Joshua starred in Kylie´s festive single video, ‘Every Day’s Like Christmas’. After weeks of full on interest from the media, we now know that they plan to tie the knot in the traditional way with an announcement in the Daily Telegraph. Can we possibly love her more?

Russell Brand pops up after quite a long gap and as usual its way out there stuff. His lifestyle will always be measured by the content of his 2014 book ´Revolution´ in which, for example, he heavily criticised tax-dodging companies, only to be found he was renting a very pricey London apartment from a company registered in a tax haven. Now according to The Sun he is lording it at his postcard-worthy, six-bed, riverside retreat in Henley-on-Thames, lounging around taking pictures of swans. Will Brands revolutionary buddies drop in for tea and cake down by the river don’t you know?

Bill and the ‘Old Bill’ bang heads in California! Could ´Strictly Come Dancing´ possibly become a ´Cool Show, ´ the reason I say this is that Bez, the singer of The Happy Mondays is currently begging the producers to give him a shot on the programme. Real name Mark Berry told the Daily Mirror. ‘I reckon I could go all the way, dancing has made me famous, and entertaining people is what I do best. I’ve lost count of the number of blokes who’ve come up to me over the years and said ´thanks for making it OK for indie guys to get on the dance floor.” Bez won Celebrity Big Brother in 2005. Could he win Strictly too!

BILL MURRAY became a huge overnight star in 1984 when he played Dr Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters, even although he´d already made 11 films since his career began in 1976. Born in Evanston, Illinois in 1950, and being from a Catholic Irish American family, he was one of nine children. He’s made 52 more films since Ghostbusters, suggesting he’s man who loves making movies. Bill got into a bit of bother last week when at the Vesuvio rooftop lounge, a popular bar in Carmel, Calif, and a few fans started snapping pictures of him on their mobile phones. Not a happy bunny, Bill got up from his seat, grabbed a few of the said mobiles, took them over to the railings, and hurled them off the second-story rooftop … he surely did! Scott Rose, who owns the bar, came to Murray’s defence saying “the fans were rather obvious as they snapped his photo, with flashes going off 10 feet away from him,” yep! that would get you rattled I’d imagine! Oh yes and Scott did add “the actor was not drinking.” Thanks Scott.In the mêlée the police were called but Bill left long before they arrived, which suggests he’s not only a good actor, but a smart one. Scott re-enters the picture announcing “Since celebrities come in quite often, as of today there will be changes in bar policy … No phones and no pictures! Our hero was in the town to play in the annual Pebble Beach Pro-Am golf tournament. The police eventually caught up with him at the course, and with the phone owners not wanting to press charges, and Bill offering to pay for the damage, the case was closed. I love a story with a happy ending.

There were times in the 90’s when the feud between Oasis and Blur got a bit lively. Blur singer Damon Albarn eventually retired from the business then tried making a comeback. I say this as what’s been a closely guarded secret is that Damon’s been making music in Mali in West Africa, and believe it not he is now a local ´King´ there. Really! Talking on Radio 4 about a schoolroom being named after him Albarn said ‘I’m not used to this sort of thing, but it’s fantastic, as it’s a school dedicated to music and dance, that’s where my heart is.” Brillo!

The protagonist in the story is from Champaign, Illinois, something that fits ever so well. His name is Christopher Brian Bridges, but in 1999 he changed his name to Ludicris and released his first album ´Incognegro. The boy made mega bucks in the business and last week to celebrate this fact the 38 year old secretly rented out a cinema and invited his whole family to watch a movie with him. He posted an image on Instagram of an almost empty cinema and wrote “Sometimes you have to rent the entire movie theatre for your family and babies to yell and disrupt the movie in peace!” Dude-icris!

´Are you Being Served´ was broadcast on the BBC from ´72 - ´85, and now there´s talk of a one-off special that will be set in 1988, picking up where the original series left off. The show will be written by Derren Litten of Benidorm and The Catherine Tate Show fame, and he joyfully said “Writing a new episode of Are You Being Served has been the most fun I have ever had as a professional writer, we have an amazing cast, a brilliant producer and a great director!” Filming begins next month in front of a studio audience at Media City, Salford, before airing on BBC One later in the year. Excellent!

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

tv listings 4th March -10th March 2016

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friday 4th March

BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Countryside 999 12:45 Claimed and Shamed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBCRegional News and Weather 20:00 The One Show 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Celebrity Mastermind 22:00 Shetland 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:25 BBC Regional News and Weather 23:35 Comedy Playhouse 24:05 Catherine Tate’s Nan 24:35 The Apprentice USA

BBC2

07:15 Heir Hunters 08:00 Countryside 999 08:45 Claimed and Shamed 09:15 MasterChef: The Professionals 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Davis Cup Tennis 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 Live Cycling 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:00 Land of Hope and Glory - British Country Life 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Artsnight 24:30 Weather 24:35 Leave to Remain

Gardeners’ World 21.30

saturday 5th March

BBC1

BBC2

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 13:00 BBC News; Weather 13:10 Football Focus 13:50 Saturday Sportsday 14:00 Cycling 15:00 Live Davis Cup Tennis 17:30 Final Score 18:20 Dynamo: Magician Impossible 18:50 BBC News 19:00 BBC Regional News and Weather 19:10 The Getaway Car 20:00 The Voice UK 22:00 Casualty 22:50 The National Lottery Live 23:00 BBC News; Weather 23:20 Match of the Day 24:50 The Recruit

07:05 After Tonight 08:15 The Quatermass Xperiment 09:35 Dean Spanley 11:10 Homes Under the Hammer 12:10 Natural World 13:00 Rick Stein’s India 14:00 The Best Dishes Ever 14:30 Talking Pictures 15:05 Notorious 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Live Davis Cup Tennis 18:30 Flog It! 19:00 Gardeners’ World 19:30 Back in Time for the Weekend 20:30 Queen Victoria’s Children 21:30 Dad’s Army 22:00 Stag 23:00 Dom Hemingway 24:30 Line of Duty

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 16:00 Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Mr Selfridge 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:40 Benidorm 24:10 The Man with the Golden Gun

ITV1

07:00 Childrens TV 08:15 Looped 08:30 Scrambled! 08:35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 08:50 Horrid Henry 09:10 Nerds & Monsters 09:30 Jessie 10:05 The Tom & Jerry Show 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 12:15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:15 ITV News and Weather 13:24 ITV Central Weather 13:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 14:30 Judge Rinder 15:30 Tipping Point 16:35 The Spy Who Loved Me 19:00 ITV News Central 19:10 ITV News and Weather 19:30 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 21:30 Take Me Out 23:00 The Jonathan Ross Show 24:00 ITV News and Weather 24:19 ITV Central Weather 24:20 Never Say Never Again

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Countdown 07:45 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Undercover Boss Canada 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 21:30 Food Unwrapped 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 The Last Leg 24:05 Raised by Wolves 24:40 Rude Tube

07:15 The King of Queens 07:40 The King of Queens 08:05 Freesports on 4 08:30 The Grid 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 The Morning Line 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 The Superhumans Show 12:30 The Simpsons 13:00 The Simpsons 13:30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Come Dine with Me 17:40 Come Dine with Me 18:10 Come Dine with Me 18:40 Come Dine with Me 19:05 Come Dine with Me 19:35 Channel 4 News 20:00 Great Canal Journeys 21:00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages 22:00 The Bourne Legacy 24:40 Seven Psychopaths

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Til Death Do Us Part 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 That’s So 22:00 NCIS: New Orleans 22:55 NCIS 23:50 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hoursc

07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Blaze and the Monster Machines 09:25 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:45 Wanda and the Alien 09:55 The Fairly OddParents 10:30 The Saturday Show 12:30 Star Trek: the Motion Picture 15:00 Criminally Funny: Caught in the Act 16:00 Now That’s Funny! 17:00 Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud 18:00 Make You Laugh Out Loud 19:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 20:00 World War II in Colour 21:00 The Gadget Show 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football League Tonight 23:00 Football League Tonight 23:30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:20 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

itv2

07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Emmerdale 10:00 You’ve Been Framed! 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 19:50 The Hot Desk 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 That Awkward Moment 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

07:00 07:50 08:35 09:05 10:00 11:00 12:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 24:10 24:40

itv2

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Emmerdale 09:45 Coronation Street 12:15 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 13:45 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 14:45 Catchphrase 15:25 Scorpion 16:20 Beethoven’s 2nd 18:10 Despicable Me 2 20:10 Hulk 23:00 Take Me Out The Gossip 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy 24:55 American Dad!

07:00 07:25 07:50 08:10 08:40 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 12:30 13:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 Despicable Me 24:00

Made in Chelsea LA Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement New Girl Melissa & Joey Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Knight and Day The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

Rude(ish) Tube Rude(ish) Tube How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Rules of Engagement Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Melissa & Joey How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Jump The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Goldbergs Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Inbetweeners Movie Tattoo Fixers

Youtube videos of the week 2 18.10

Its triple week time again starting with a bit of a jolly-up at the supermarket ´ Zenei Energiabomba Online: Lyndsey Rowe´ then a joyous occasion for an elderly American lady ´106 YEAR OLD Woman Meets Pres. Obama´ and closing with ´La Bioguia´ a video that redefines the words ´dancing dog.´

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

sunday 6th March BBC2 07:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 07:45 Great British Garden Revival 08:45 An Island Parish 09:15 Gardeners’ World 09:45 Countryfile 10:45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:15 The Best Dishes Ever 12:45 The Best Dishes Ever 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Triathlon 15:00 Live Cycling 19:00 Flog It! 20:00 Who’s the Boss? 21:00 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge 22:00 Let’s Play Darts for Comic Relief 23:00 Thirteen 24:00 American Crime Story 24:40 Shifty

ITV1

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 08:50 Horrid Henry 09:10 Nerds & Monsters 09:30 Bear Grylls Survival School 10:05 The Tom & Jerry Show 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:39 ITV Regional Weather 13:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 14:40 Judge Rinder 15:45 Big Star’s Little Star 16:45 Off Their Rockers 17:15 Moonraker 19:35 ITV Regional News 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Beowulf: Return to the Shieldlands 21:00 The Story of Cats 22:00 Doctor Thorne 23:00 ITV News and Weather 23:19 ITV Regional Weather 23:20 Brits Behind Bars 24:15 Premiership Rugby Union

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

itv2

07:15 The King of Queens 07:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:30 Frasier 09:00 Frasier 09:30 The Simpsons 10:00 The Simpsons 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 The Simpsons 14:00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 15:00 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 17:00 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 19:15 Channel 4 News 19:30 The Secret Life of the Zoo 20:30 The Jump 22:00 American Hustle 24:40 An Officer and a Gentleman

07:00 Childrens TV 08:15 Make Way for Noddy 08:30 Paw Patrol 08:45 Little Princess 09:00 Pip Ahoy! 09:15 Blaze and the Monster Machines 09:45 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:00 Wanda and the Alien 10:10 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:20 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 10:55 The Fairly OddParents 11:30 Football League Tonight 12:25 Football League Tonight 12:55 Police Interceptors 13:50 The True Story 14:50 Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan 16:55 Star Trek III: the Search for Spock 19:00 Star Trek IV: the Voyage Home 21:10 Penn & Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Grown Ups 2 24:05 You, Me and Dupree

07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:20 Emmerdale 10:00 Coronation Street 12:20 Take Me Out 13:50 Take Me Out The Gossip 14:55 Back to the Future Part II 17:05 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 18:40 Catchphrase 19:40 Back to the Future Part III 22:00 Ibiza Weekender 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Bordertown 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

07:00 Rules of Engagement 07:20 Baby Daddy 07:40 Baby Daddy 08:05 Melissa & Joey 08:35 Melissa & Joey 09:00 The Goldbergs 09:30 The Goldbergs 10:00 The Goldbergs 10:30 The Goldbergs 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:55 The Big Bang Theory 14:25 The Big Bang Theory 14:55 The Big Bang Theory 15:25 The Big Bang Theory 15:50 The Big Bang Theory 16:25 The Big Bang Theory 16:50 The Big Bang Theory 17:20 The Big Bang Theory 17:50 The Big Bang Theory 18:15 The Big Bang Theory 18:40 The Big Bang Theory 19:10 The Big Bang Theory 19:35 Mission: Impossible 2 22:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 23:00 Tattoo Fixers 24:00 Tattoo Fixers

“ Quote of the week Family Guy 23.00

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BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 08:25 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics London 13:15 BBC News 13:25 Weather for the Week Ahead 13:30 Bargain Hunt 14:00 Live Davis Cup Tennis 17:30 Escape to the Country 18:00 Songs of Praise 18:35 Nature’s Miracle Orphans 19:35 BBC News 19:50 BBC Regional News and Weather 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Call the Midwife 22:00 The Night Manager 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC Regional News and Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 2 24:35 Match of the Day Live

Talking to The Sun about his much maligned last live performance at the London Olympics in 2012 George Michael said “I hope you are not bothered by the press reports of my scandalous ´promotion´ Please join me in telling them to f*** off. It was my one chance on TV to thank you all for your loyalty and prayers, and I took it. And I don’t regret it.” Right on Brudder!

xxxxx monday 7th March BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Countryside 999 12:45 Claimed and Shamed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Inside Out London 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Frontline Doctors: Winter Migrant Crisis 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Cuckoo 24:15 Have I Got Old News for You 24:45 Live at the Apollo

BBC2

08:00 Countryside 999 08:45 Claimed and Shamed 09:15 Emergency Rescue Down Under 09:45 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 Portillo’s State Secrets 15:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 16:00 A Place to Call Home 16:50 The Life of Mammals 17:50 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 18:20 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 This Farming Life 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 22:00 American Crime Story 22:50 QI XL 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Steve Backshall’s Extreme Mountain Challenge

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 16:00 Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:45 The Agenda 24:25 The Jonathan Ross Show

CHANNEL 4

07:00 Countdown 07:45 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:35 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Undercover Boss Canada 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Food Unwrapped 22:00 Royal Navy School 23:00 Fresh Meat 23:50 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:55 24 Hours in A&E

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: New Orleans 16:15 Smoke Screen 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights 21:00 Carry on Caravanning 22:00 The X-Files 23:00 Gotham 23:55 NCIS 24:55 NCIS

itv2

07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:00 Coronation Street 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 Bordertown 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 American Dad! 24:00 American Dad! 24:30 The Cleveland Show

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 24:10 24:35

Made in Chelsea Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement New Girl Melissa & Joey Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Tattoo Fixers Rude Tube The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

tuesday 8th March BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Countryside 999 12:45 Claimed and Shamed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Happy Valley 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 23:45 Life and Death Row 24:45 Forget Me Not

BBC2

07:15 Heir Hunters 08:00 Countryside 999 08:45 Claimed and Shamed 09:15 Emergency Rescue Down Under 09:45 Great British Railway Journeys 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Super League Show 14:45 Coast 15:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 16:00 A Place to Call Home 16:50 The Life of Mammals 17:50 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 18:20 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 This Farming Life 21:00 Back in Time for the Weekend 22:00 Who’s the Boss? 23:00 Scrappers 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Let’s Play Darts for Comic Relief

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 16:00 Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 The Inspectors Are Coming 21:00 It’s Not Rocket Science 22:00 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:40 Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme 24:40 The Cube

CHANNEL 4

07:00 Countdown 07:45 The King of Queens 08:10 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Undercover Boss Canada 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 The Secret Life of the Zoo 22:00 Born to Be Different 23:00 Gogglebox 24:05 Very British Problems

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Kidnapped: The Search for Tommy 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 21:00 Britain’s Horror Homes 22:00 Benefits by the Sea: Jaywick 23:00 The Best of Bad TV 24:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 24:55 A&E: When Patients Attack

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07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:00 Coronation Street 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Quantum of Solace 24:10 Family Guy 24:40 Family Guy

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:50 24:55

Made in Chelsea Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement New Girl New Girl Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Aliens Virtually Famous Tattoo Fixers The Big Bang Theory

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

wednesday 9th March BBC1

BBC2

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Countryside 999 12:45 Claimed and Shamed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 15:55 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 20:00 The One Show 21:00 Shop Well... For Less? 22:00 Famous, Rich and Homeless 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 23:45 A Question of Sport 24:15 Would I Lie to You? 24:45 Confessions of a Shopaholic

07:15 Heir Hunters 08:00 Countryside 999 08:45 Claimed and Shamed 09:15 Emergency Rescue Down Under 09:45 Great British Menu 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 Portillo’s State Secrets 15:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 16:00 A Place to Call Home 16:45 Mountain 17:45 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 18:15 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 This Farming Life 21:00 The Â£100K House: Tricks of the Trade 22:00 Dunblane: Our Story 23:00 Live From the BBC 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Land of Hope and Glory - British Country Life

ITV1 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 16:00 Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Big Star’s Little Star 22:00 Grantchester 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:40 UEFA Champions League Highlights 24:45 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive

CHANNEL 4 07:00 Countdown 07:45 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Undercover Boss Canada 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Posh Pawn 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Raised by Wolves 23:35 How to Get a Council House 24:35 The Secret World of Tinder

CHANNEL 5

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07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Police Interceptors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Imaginary Friend 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 21:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 22:00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 23:00 Person of Interest 23:55 Person of Interest 24:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 You’ve Been Framed! 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 That Awkward Moment 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 24:00

Made in Chelsea Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement New Girl New Girl Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The 100 The Aliens Supernatural

Thursday 10th March BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Heir Hunters 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Countryside 999 12:45 Claimed and Shamed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Moving On 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 The TV That Made Me 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Room 101 21:30 EastEnders 22:00 Crimewatch 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Crimewatch Update 23:50 Question Time 24:50 This Week

BBC2 07:15 Heir Hunters 08:00 Countryside 999 08:45 Claimed and Shamed 09:15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 Portillo’s State Secrets 15:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 16:00 A Place to Call Home 16:45 Mountain 17:45 Terry and Mason’s Great Food Trip 18:15 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Too Much TV 20:00 Big Dreams Small Spaces 21:00 The Secret History of My Family 22:00 Murder 23:00 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Dunblane: Our Story

ITV1 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room 16:00 Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 The Cruise 22:00 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV News 23:40 UEFA Europa League Highlights 24:40 Car Crash Britain: Caught on Camera

CHANNEL 4 07:00 Countdown 07:45 The King of Queens 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Undercover Boss Canada 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Deal or No Deal 16:10 Countdown 17:00 A New Life in the Sun 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 The Political Slot 21:00 Ugly House to Lovely House with George Clarke 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 Tattoo Fixers

CHANNEL 5

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07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Britain’s Horror Homes 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:20 The Mystery Cruise 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 21:00 The Secret Life of the Family 22:00 Trauma Doctors 23:00 Crimes That Shook Britain 24:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away

07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:20 Dinner Date 08:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:40 Judge Rinder 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Scorpion 23:00 The Keith Lemon Sketch Show 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 American Dad!

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 11:00 12:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:00 23:30 24:05 24:35

Made in Chelsea Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement New Girl Baby Daddy Charmed How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother New Girl New Girl The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Inbetweeners The Inbetweeners The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Live life in Spain with a sunny smile

THIS IS a golden opportunity for you to find your dream home, change your life, and live it to the full without paying the earth. You could, own a park home on Camping Pueblo de San Javier, one of the best parks in the area, ideal for retirement or holidays. Here is a rare chance to achieve your dream on the Mar Menor. This is a quiet. fully legal, permanent, family run site, ideally located between San Javier and the AP7. Why not go and look round the selection of homes from £10.000. At Camping Pueblo de San Javier, everything is easy-going, relaxed and very friendly, with a range of activities, including an extra-large swimming pool, tennis, gym, basketball, petanca, childrens area, tapas bar, bar/restaurant (which has just re-opened

with English and Spanish menu, including english breakfast and Sunday lunch), tv live sport, cards, bingo and entertainment. With 24 hour security, the site is a safe and secure environment, so you can relax and enjoy yourself all year round. This is a great opportunity to own your own home in the sun. There are some lovely pre-owned mobile park homes on offer at the moment, ideal for retirement or holidays. The homes have 2 or 3 bedrooms, some en-suite, with fully fitted. air conditioning, telephone, English TV, internet, patios, casitas, and parking. Some have conservatories, and are ready for you to move in. Post is delivered daily, and there is also a night watchman. The site is located between San Javier and the AP7. There is a Spar supermarket just 2 blocks away, and it’s only a few minutes’ walk to a 24-7 pharmacy & San Javier, with

Iceland and 6 other supermarkets, a medical centre. a vets, restaurants. and all amenities. The town of San Javier boasts some fantastic historical and cultural sites and the beautiful beaches of the Mar Menor are just 10 minutes aways. A hospital, the airport, golf and bowling greens, and the Dos Mares shopping centre are only 10 minutes away by car, and aqua /safari parks, Torrevieja, Murcia and Cartagena are just 20 minutes away. La Zenia Boulevard is just15 minutes away on the AP7, with Primark, H&M, C&A, and all your favourite shops and resturants. Further afield, Alicante is less than an hour by car, and Benidorm just 1½ hours away. Please phone for an appointment, and directions, to look around and discuss the possibilities of owning your own home on this fantastic site.

Telephone Nina 626 05 56 22, Carrie 693 82 66 01 or Carol 646 25 62 00, or visit the website www.mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com email haydn47@hotmail.com

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

life&leisure #Spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

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Expressions with “Tener” Something we find out at the beginning of our language lessons is that English and Spanish often have very different ways of saying the same thing. This sounds like an obvious statement, but some people take longer than others to realize it. In other words, we have to let go of the need for word for word translation, and just understand that “that is how the Spanish say it”, so that’s what I have to learn. A good example of this difference is the way the Spanish talk about “having” something when we say “being” something. For example, let’s start with age. We say “I am 21 years old” (yeah, right) or “he is 60 years old”. In Spanish this is “Tengo 21 años” (literally, I have 21 years) and “tiene 60 años” (he has 60 years). Naturally the tense can change any way we want, for example: “El año que viene tendré 22 años” (Next year I will be 22). Something you may not have considered is what happens when we are talking about babies who are months, weeks or even days old. Well, we replace the word “años” for other time periods like this: “¿Cuántos meses tiene tu nieto?” “Solo tiene 6 semanas”. We might ask someone with

a very young baby “¿Cuánto tiempo tiene?” (Literally: “How much time has he/she got?”) which really doesn’t sound right in English at all. Some other expressions of this sort are fairly well known, for example “to be hungry” is “tener hambre” (to have hunger). On occasions we may hear, possibly just before lunch, “¡Qué hambre tengo!” (literally: What hunger I have!) The same thing applies to being thirsty; we have to say that we “have thirst”. For example “Cuándo llegaron, todos tenían mucha sed” meaning “When they arrived they were all very thirsty”. Similarly in Spanish we “have cold (or coldness)” and “have heat” when we experience different temperatures. This leads to is one of those classic mistakes that non-Spaniards make from time to time. “Tengo calor” means “I am hot” (i.e. the weather is hot and I am feeling the consequences). If you translate literally from English and say “Estoy caliente” you are saying “I am feeling randy” or as the Americans would say “horny”. Apart from the obvious implications of saying this to the wrong person at the wrong moment, my dictionary also informs me that this is a “vulgar” expression – so you have been warned

on two counts. You probably know the word “entiendo” (I understand), but if you understand something really well, or are convinced about something, you can also say “lo tengo claro” (literally “I have it clear” or perhaps “it is clear to me”). For example, someone might have just given you some complicated instructions and then checked that you know what to do. You can say “Si, lo tengo claro” (Yes, it’s all clear) or perhaps “No lo tengo claro de todo” (it is not absolutely clear to me). That’s a useful one when you want to disguise the fact that you haven’t understood a thing! And lastly, another expression which really doesn’t have a good equivalent in English: “tener ganas”. It means to have the “desire” for something. Our nearest equivalent is to “feel like” something. This is often used in the negative “No tengo ganas” (I don’t feel like it). Whatever it is, is entirely open to your imagination. “Vamos a dar un paseo” “No, no tengo ganas” is the sort of thing I mean, or if you are thinking of following up the “estoy caliente” theme, you can try “tengo ganas de ti”. Please report back the results to my contact details in the adjoining advertisement, thank you.

A verse for all occasions

A NEW feature for the RTN is our weekly poem, designed to lift your mood, make you laugh or simply pause for thought. Our poetry writer is Anne-Marie Fry, originally from England but now working hard at Scoobys British Café in Benidorm. Offering a personal service she can create a poem, lyrics or a message to show you care about a special someone or wish to promote a product. Professional or personal if you give a minimum of three days’ notice Anne-Marie can cater for any request. All commissions can be either plain, laminated or framed and come copyrighted, signed and authenticated on the back as an original. You can contact Anne-Marie by email at scoobysbenidorm@gmail.com or pop into ‘Scoobys British Cafe’, Benidorm, between 10 am and 4pm. To start off this new feature our first poem is for all the mothers out there as this Sunday we celebrate the English Mother’s Day.

Happy Mothers Day If I don’t tell you that I love you as often as I should And don’t make life far easier as often as I could. If my temper..or my ego, Determines what I say Know that I need you in my life dear Mum, I’m so glad...in many ways. If I irritate at times..and know, Yet continue..that’s not fair. I should be more considerate and show you that I care. You mean so much more to me, dear Mum, Than I can ever show You mean the world to me, dear Mum..

Crossword solutions fore last week Suduko Answer

Cryptic solutions Across: 1 Gala; 8 Left-winger; 9 Impolite; 10 Pawn; 12 Acting; 14 Sphere; 15 Fiends; 17 Astute; 18 Rear; 19 Overturn; 21 Bring round; 22 Eyes. Down: 2 Atomic pile; 3 Alto; 4 Offing; 5 Sweets; 6 Snapshot; 7 Grin; 11 Work to rule; 13 Ignorant; 16 Scours; 17 Avenue; 18 Ribs; 20 Tide.

Quick solutions Across: 1 Ache; 8 Accelerate; 9 Et cetera; 10 Good; 12 Honest; 14 Extend; 15 Elapse; 17 Finish; 18 Aria; 19 Ecstatic; 21 Deliberate; 22 Note. Down: 2 Controller; 3 Ease; 4 Accent; 5 Please; 6 Frighten; 7 Vend; 11 Omniscient; 13 Emphatic; 16 Eyelet; 17 Fiscal; 18 Aide; 20 Amen.

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

life&leisure #architects

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How much does it cost to build a house in Spain? (Part I)

I have been asked this question pretty often and apart from answering (discourteously, I must say) with another question such as how long is a piece of string?

This week we will try to provide a reasonable accurate answer to this question by analysing the cost of construction of a typical house. The reason I decided to write this week’s article on this subject is because it has come to my attention the report published by the world wide consultancy EC Harris. According to them, to construct a building from design stage to the finished building, including site acquisition, materials and labour, is in Spain 40% cheaper than in most EC countries, as recently released by the property consultancy EC Harris. The study, conducted on a total of 29 countries and on five continents, shows that the price of construction in Spain is 18% cheaper than in France, 29% cheaper than in Holland and Italy and up to 71% below the average price of Ireland, surprise surprice.. For these experts, these data support the fact that higher housing prices are due to rising land prices and not to the increase of the remaining construction costs. This report also reveals that only the countries of Eastern Europe presents construction

costs lower than in Spain which. For the rest of the world, Indonesia, Philippines and the United Arab Emirates are the countries with the lowest construction costs. In the other extreme we find Japan, Australia and the United States and particularly Denmark, where to build a house is more than twice as expensive as in Spain. Economic growth in Western Europe has been slow and the Eurozone is expected to grow by 1.9% this year with a further 1.7% in 2012. The slow recovery from recession has hit the construction sector and construction price movements have generally been restrained. Construction prices in France, Germany and Italy have remained virtually unchanged over the past year and remain 13%, 7% and 1% respectively above the level of pricing in the UK. In Eastern Europe, there are more signs of recovery with growth in the new EU member countries expected to be 3.0% this year followed by a further 3.6% increase in 2012 while the economies of both Poland and Russia are expected to grow by 4 and 4.5% this year and next. Construction price in Russia rose by 9% over the past year, according to the EC Harris figures, while prices in Poland are approx 30% cheaper than the UK and fell by around 5% over the year. The fall in prices in Poland comes despite the ongoing

preparation for the Euro 2012 Football Championship and substantial investment of EU structural funds in major infrastructure works. Once we have seen how world construction market prices are fluctuating around the world perhaps we can take a look at a break down in costs related to building a house in Spain. Normally there are a number of factors that govern local prices and these factors are: Type of construction. Is it an individual house, an apartment? etc. General Market situation. Is it a buoyant, market in recession? etc. (Any doubts?) Access to site. Is it complicated, difficult, easy? Site topography. Is it on an abrupt slope, on a horizontal plane? Exact location of the site. There are price variations even within an Autonomous Community or even a province. House shape. If we take a single storey house with a floor area of 100m2 and the floor plan is 10m by 10m, the total length of façade is 40m. The same area of 100m2 on a building with a façade of 5m by 20m, the area still 100m2 but the length of façades is 50m, we have 10m more of façade for the same building area. Total amount of garden left over after building our house. Normally we have to fence it off, do same planting or hard landscaping etc. Number and size of bathrooms. The bath-

rooms together with the kitchens are normally the most expensive rooms in the house. Finishes. Obviously the quality of the finishes will have an impact on the final cost of the house. The selection of the type of foundations, if concrete pads, deep trench, etc. What type of soil we will have to do the excavation? It isn’t the same to excavate on rock than to excavate on soft sand. Type of structure. Is it reinforced concrete frame, load bearing walls, timber frame? Etc. Installation services. We will have air conditioning, central heating, solar thermal panels? Type of façade construction. Is it a cavity brick wall with thermal insulation, do our windows have double glazing? Type of external walls. Are our external windows and doors made of aluminium or are they timber joinery? Type of roof. Are our roofs double pitched, with tiles or is it a flat roof with access to a solarium? Finishes. Are our floors and walls covered with tiles or we have an expensive marble? With these elements decided on, we are able to provide an estimate of the total cost of construction and this cost should be pretty accurately within the standard local market price and that is what we will show on next week article.

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Hake Fishcakes I remember fishcakes from my schooldays when they comprised 90 percent potato and 10 percent fish – if you were lucky. In recent years the posh fishcake has begun to appear on the menus of many a smart restaurant. I used hake in this version, but almost any flaky fish will do – fresh or frozen. The inclusion of a few extra ingredients gives the dish a spicy edge that really comes through in the taste. Try serving with a mixed salad. 250g hake fillets. 250ml fish stock (a cube will do) 650g potatoes, peeled and cut into chunks 2-3 spring onions, thinly sliced (or half a leek) ½ a small red chilli, de-seeded and finely sliced. 2 tbls olive oil. A handful of fresh parsley, roughly chopped. The grated rind and juice of a lemon. 1. Heat the stock in a large frying pan, then reduce to a simmer and poach the fish until just cooked (4-5 minutes). Set aside and allow to cool. 2. In a large pan, boil the potatoes in salted water until just cooked (10-12 minutes). 3. Meanwhile, heat the olive oil in a small pan, add the spring onions and chilli and cook gently for 5 minutes. Allow to cool. 4. Strain the potatoes and mash them in the pan. Don’t worry if there are a few lumps. Stir in the olive oil, spring onions and chilli together with the parsley, lemon rind and juice. 5. Remove any skin from the fish and break it into small chunks. Fold the fish pieces into the mashed potato taking care not to break them up. 6. Form the mixture into 4 round patties and set aside until ready to cook. (The easiest way is to use a little flour on your hands or to press the mixture into a round pastry cutter). Fry the

fishcakes in a little oil over moderate heat for 7-8 minutes on each side until evenly brown. Serve immediately. Serves 2. Preparation time: 10 minutes

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

life&leisure #whats on

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P.E.P.A. events

ON THE first Monday of the month, starting 7th March, P.E.P.A. is having a quiz, and a raffle. It is just 1€ to enter, at Bar Honeydukes, in Oliva, at 8pm. On 23rd March, there will be a P.E.P.A. rastro-auction at 8pm at Bar Honeydukes in Oliva, and, on Wednesday 13th April, P E.P.A. will hold a rastro at Viva España from 9. 30am to1pm. Tables cost 6€. To book a table, call 693 05 70 23.

Sophisticated style by Jack Troughton

SOUNDS FAMILIAR took a Calpe audience to a bygone era of the white tie, top hat and tails with its new show ‘Let’s Face the Music’. After only a couple of numbers, the cast changed from the usual costumes of coloured scarves and ties in favour of long dresses and tailcoats – a mainly black and white set was painted in art deco style to complete affect. Gordon Atkinson was hilarious with his bizarre rendition of ‘Gypsy’ with terrified Sue Williams left alone to deal with him. Three of the men tried their best to convince one of the other ladies to marry them in ‘Tom Dick and Harry’ from ‘Kiss Me Kate’ and Pat Doidge and Rosemary Brown lamented their travel problems of getting up the avenue in ‘A Couple Swells’ from ‘Easter Parade’. The harmony singing Sounds Familiar prides itself on was excellent and the whole evening was rounded off with a light-hearted and fun version of ‘I Got Rhythm’ with half the cast playing percussion instruments. And a bucket collection was also taken on the night raising 125€ for the Friends of The Children of EMAUS. There is another opportunity to see the show at the Auditori Municial in Ondara on Friday 11th March. It starts at 8pm with the doors opening at 7.30pm. Tickets are priced at 12€ and a portion of the money raised by ticket sales will be donated to charity. Tickets are available by calling 96 558 1483, or online at www.philipashley.com/boxoffice.php.

Beethoven’s masterpiece LUDWIG VAN Beethoven’s 9th Symphony is being staged on the Costa Blanca in a concert featuring 150 musicians and singers on 26th March – the 186th anniversary of the composer’s death. The St George Symphony Project and the Orfeon Navarro Reverter from Valencia present the performance of the masterpiece at the Auditorio Teulada-Moraira. The concert is part of the ‘Sacred Music’ signature productions of the Auditorio and will be a highlight of the ‘Semana Santa’, Easter celebrations. Tickets are available online from Instant Ticket, the Auditorio box office, Teulada Town hall, and the Espai La Seniata, Moraira. Tickets are 25€ - but people are asked to inquire about special discounts – and the production starts at 7pm.

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Steel Magnolias in Javea

THE FIRST production of Javea Player’s 40th anniversary year is the moving comedy drama ‘Steel Magnolias’, largely set in Truvy’s Beauty Salon of a fictional town in the deep south of America.

Director Roger Brown took cast members to H2O, the Javea beauty and hair dressing salon, so owner Tina Jones could pass on some tips – and the actors could appreciate how a beauty parlour could become the hub of a small community. The show plays Javea Players Studio theatre from Monday 11th April to Saturday 16th April, from 8pm each night. Tickets are 8€ and are available by calling the box Office on 96 579 4937 or by email to boxoffice@gmail.com.

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Better hearing with Apple Hearing & Healthcare A NEW Apple Hearing Aid Centre is opening in Ciudad Quesada. It’s opposite Correos, inside the Sun & Care Centre. (Just turn left before the 3 Arches of Ciudad Quesada and it’s 50 metres on the left). Book your free, no obligation, hearing check, and demonstration and, for a limited time, get up to 200€ off selected digital hearing aids. When we hear better we feel better. Hearing is one of the main human senses, together with sight, taste, smell and touch. We take it for granted, and don’t fully realise how vital it is. We use it every day to communicate with others, enjoy music, listen to the TV, or just sit and listen to the world around us. Do you find yourself switching off in groups because it’s hard to concentrate and try to work out what people are saying? Effortful listening, due to unaddressed hearing loss, is associated with increased stress, and poorer performance on memory tests. Better hearing will help you accurately process, and make sense of, auditory information. Looking after your hearing is more important than you think. Hearing loss can be very gradual, and go unnoticed for many years. If you are over 55, you should get your hearing checked annually. Getting your hearing tested may be good for your memory! When you have a hearing problem your lifestyle suffers. You can become withdrawn and can stop participating in conversations or social events. So, when you notice your hearing is not as sharp as it used to be, then it’s important to do something

about it. It is best to take it seriously and treat it. A number of studies indicate that being able to hear better helps maintain strong social connections. Research has shown a link between hearing loss and dementia. People who don’t hear well misinterpret what is being said, which, itself, can cause extra confusion. Hearing better, when you’re with family and friends, is important, as is keeping mentally active, as you age, by keeping your body’s main senses functioning. Therefore, you need to look after what you have left, and make sure that your hearing is regularly checked. Apple Hearing & Healthcare believe it is their task to provide you with better hearing. If you think you may have a hearing problem, contact their team of hearing healthcare professionals for a free, no obligation, hearing test, at their new centre. Alternatively, you can arrange, with them, a free home visit. To experience better hearing, give them a call today on 965 02 08 13. When people with unaddressed hearing loss struggle to understand the spoken word, their ability to retain information suffers, in large part because of the drain on their cognitive resources that might otherwise have been used to store in memory what has been heard. This is especially true for the absorption of quickly imparted information and complex speech, that forms part of everyday life.

Find Apple Hearing & Healthcare at Calle Los Arcos, No 5, Ciudad Quesada, 03170, inside the Sun & Care Centre, opposite Correos. Tel: 965 02 08 13.

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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EU Licences under spotlight again by Caroline Tyszka THE N332 traffic group, run by the police to inform the public, has issued a reminder to anyone who has not yet exchanged their licence for a Spanish one. The following information is as supplied from the N332 Facebook organisation. It was over a year ago that foreign resident drivers were first warned of the need to change their driving licences if they did not fall into the required criteria as set out in the countless publications detailing this. The European Union is responsible for creating a harmonised licence model with the new rules coming into force last year. However, on account of the number of foreign drivers living in Spain, the DGT issued an amnesty in March, allowing those drivers who would be liable to a fine until 1st January 2016 to sort out their documentation. There were two such instances which required action. Firstly, if your licence has an indefinite expiry date, or more than 15 years validity, and you were legally resident in Spain before January 19, 2013, you should have already renewed your driving licence. If not, you must do so immediately. If you only became resident after January 19, 2013, you had 2 years from your date of residency to renew. That date has also expired. Secondly, if your license has expired, or is due to expire, you must renew it in your country of residence. In other words, if you are resident in Spain, your current license, once it expires, must be renewed in Spain. Despite these explanatory cases, there was still a lot of erroneous advice being spread through some outlets, including incorrect reports that you do not have to change your licence as we are all in Europe, suggestions that the whole process was illegal, and even some people adamant that the Guardia Civil would not fine drivers. All these suggestions are wrong. This week, in the Torrevieja area, one such foreign driver has been issued with a fine, as the licence, which fell into the first category of having an open expiry date, had not been changed. This licence is no longer valid and the amnesty expired in January. Remember, if your licence has an indefinite expiry date, or more than 15 years validity, your licence must be changed. If, or when, any licence expires, it must be renewed in your country of residence. Your driving licence must be issued in the country where you reside, so if you are a resident in Spain, you must exchange your licence. You don´t have a choice. It is not something that can be ignored, as you will be fined if you are caught. In fact though, having a Spanish issued licence also makes life on the road much easier, as your Spanish licence is linked to your NIE, and so, in the event of you being stopped by the police, your details can be checked and confirmed instantly. Plus, in the event of you being fined for a traffic offence, you do not have to pay on the spot if you have a Spanish licence, and can benefit from a reduced fine for prompt payment. Using the keyword “licences” full information can be found on the organisation’s website www.n.332.es.

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Ten years of telling tales by Jack Troughton

JAVEA U3A’s Travellers’ Tales Group has celebrated its 10th anniversary of stories of adventures around the globe at its latest meeting. Group leaders Angela Chantry and Tony Dearie welcomed members to the celebration – and there was a chorus of ‘happy birthday’ as it was speaker Peter Atkinson’s wife Gill’s birthday too. Everyone enjoyed a cava reception and watched the celebration cake – fittingly in the shape of a suitcase with the leaders’ names on top – being cut. At the group’s first meeting, a decade earlier to the day, Yvonne and Larry Sherrington spoke of their travels in Thailand. And a map on the screen pinpointed all the places members had visited since. Angela adding: “One of the only

places we haven’t covered is the Arctic – but we hope to rectify that soon!” Peter then gave an informative presentation about the wilderness of Yosemite National Park and the cities of Toronto and San Francisco, illustrating his talk with some excellent photographs. Peter and his wife resided in Canada for 24 years before moving to Spain. Their two children, Dominic and Lucy, now live in Toronto and Austin, Texas, respectively, with their children, prompting the visit. For details of Travellers’ Tales meetings and other Javea U3A activities, visit the website www.u3ajavea.org.

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JALON VALLEY HELP’s ‘60s, 70s, and 80s Dinner Dance’ proved to be a smash hit with 98 guests and charity volunteers helping raise nearly 1,023€ for the charity. Five-piece band Out of the Blue provided the sounds of yesterday at the El Cid Restaurant and those who chose to dress up in costume added a touch of nostalgia to last Saturday night’s event. After a three-course dinner and a traditional raffle, HELP President thanked the organisers, El Cid’s Charlie Calcott and her team, and everyone for supporting the popular event. The total raised to help support the charity’s work included a 100€ donation from the restaurant and 75€ from various guests. HELP’s next event is the Annual Charity Auction on 11th March at El Cid – viewing is from 12 noon to 1pm when the auction starts. There will be hundreds of lots, including fine china and porcelain.

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Pego Golf Society, “Terry Leary“ Medal Competition

46 GUESTS and members turned out at Oliva Nova Golf Course for one of Pego Golf Society’s major events, the annual “Terry Leary“ Medal Competition. Terry Leary was one of the four founding members of Pego Golf Society. The weather was good and the course was in perfect condition. The winner of the Guest prize was Bob Seaton with 74 net playing off 19 handicap. The main results were, 1st Bill Pike with net 70 playing off 15.5, 2nd Ken Millar with net 71 playing off 8.1, 3rd Malcolm Cannon with net 72 playing off 11.6, 4th Jean Taylor with 72 playing off 17.6, 5 Peter Brown with 74 playing off 29.5, and 6th Shaun O’Gorman with 74 playing off 4.9. Player of the week was Bill Pike. Nearest the pin at hole 5 with her second shot was Penny Barden, with 1.66 metres, and at hole 16, nearest the pin with her first shot was Donna Green with 5.39 metres. There was only one two, a chip in of twenty metres by Dave Collins at the 16th, so the kitty goes to Dave, There were 96 balls in the water today, but, as nobody guessed the number, it becomes a roll-over. Anyone wishing to play with Pego Golf Society next Tuesday in a Combined Pairs Competition, should enter through the website www.pegogolfsociety.com or send an e-mail to Penny Barden at pegohandicapsec@gmail.com.

Friday, March 4 - Thursday, March 10 2016

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Six nations rugby update Walking footballers by patricia thompson

FRIDAY SAW Wales play host to France. A George North try, soon after half-time, proved decisive, as Wales ended France’s unbeaten start to the 2016 RBS 6 Nations, with a 19-10 victory at Principality Stadium. Wales remain unbeaten, and Coach Warren Gatland’s side have now beaten France five times in a row - their best run since the 1950s. Saturday was the turn of Italy to take on Scotland, and England to play Ireland. The Italy v Scotland game was billed as ‘The battle for the wooden spoon’. However, it was action packed from start to finish, with some great running rugby by two well matched teams. Scotland needed to do some incredible defending to stem the relentless attack from a well worked Italian team. Final score 20-36 No country has won the RBS 6 Nations three times in a row and Ireland’s hopes of achieving the historic feat rested on the game with England this weekend. The first half should have seen a much bigger margin in England’s favor, but, to be fair, the 6-3 score reflected the continuous handling errors by an otherwise on form England team. England came out in the second half like a different team. With less handling errors, and 2 tries, the best team definitely won. This leaves defending champions, Ireland, without a win after 3 games, and unable to achieve the hat trick. The next games are in 2 weeks, on the 12th and 13th March.

Current standing England 6 Wales 5 France 4 Scotland 2 Ireland 1 Italy 0

present commemorative bench MEMBERS OF The Playa Flamenca Walking Football team recently presented, to Babs Wightman, a bench to commemorate the life of her husband Keith Wightman, a valued member of the Walking Wanderers. The presentation was made by the president of the club, Robert Gorril, at the CDM Sports Centre, Playa Flamenca. In addition, to commemorate the life of Keith Wightman The Playa Flamena Walking Football Club have organised an International walking football competition, with teams coming from England, Los Montesinos, Moraira, Daya Vieja, and Playa Flamenca,to play at the C.D.M. Sports Centre, Playa Flamenca, on Friday 4th March. This will be an all-day event, with the first kick off at 10am. 8 teams are participating, entry is free, and refreshments will be available, so please go along and watch. For further information contact Terry Sawkins 965 31 92 79 or email the club president, Robert Gorril, bobbyg2542@hotmail.com.

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