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Demonstrations rock Spain
Resort on world stage INTERNATIONAL STARS are expected to take to the stage in Teulada Moraira this September in a music festival p5
by Jack Troughton
Sun shines on canine capers FLEDGLING DOG charity AKIRI was given a 1,160€ boost with the success of a dog show where 70 pedigrees and pooches were on their best behaviour p20
More than a lick of paint whether you’re a DIY dynamo or not - don’t neglect the paperwork unless you want your ‘up-build’ to be undone sooner than you thought p31
Delightful decorating ideas A CLOSE attention to detail, coupled with a little TLC and thought, is definitely a winning combination in the home p39
Awesome gardening breaks
Find out what Dick Handscombe has been up to p63
Sheila and the bathroom
Heartbreak of Costa home HEARTBROKEN PENSIONER Sheila O’Neill is preparing for a court battle over an alleged scam that has left her Costa Blanca dream home in ruins. The 71-year-old grandmother suffered a burst pipe at her apartment in Villajoyosa in 2006 – despite a prompt insurance payout, her property remains a shell while the cash appears to have vanished. Sheila, who lives just outside Stockton-on-Tees, bought the four-bedroom maisonette to enjoy with her three daughters and believed her grandchildren – who were not even born when the flood occurred – would love holidays by the sea. Read the full story on page 7.
THOUSANDS OF people have taken to the streets across Spain to protest against the ongoing economic crisis and to call for a boycott of the mainstream parties at Sunday’s elections. Recruited over the Internet – on sites such as Spanish Revolution and Real Democracy – many are young and unemployed and from a group tagged by the International Monetary Fund as the country’s potential ‘lost generation’. Protests began in Madrid where demonstrators defied a ban to gather and camp out in Puerta del Sol – the plaza being renamed ‘Solution Square’ and covered in banners – and ignored hundreds of riot police. And despite being dispersed by police earlier this week, the crowds have continued to return each day calling for electoral reform and an end to corruption within the corridors of power. Their stand has sparked similar action across Spanish cities such as Barcelona, Valencia, Zaragoza, Palma de Majorca – and even outside the Spanish Embassy in London’s Belgrave Square. Protesters have pledged to stay in Madrid until Spain goes to the polls on Sunday and it is understood marches are planned across the country on Saturday, normally
seen as a day of reflection before polling day. The ban on the Madrid rally – echoed by authorities across Spain – was made because it could adversely affect the final days of campaigning and the freedom of citizens with a right to vote. PEACE However, a spokesman for the organisers of the protest in the capital promised “everything will be peaceful” – saying if police attempted to remove the crowds “we will sit down: if we are removed we will come back.” Spain’s demonstrations mark a significant change in public attitudes to ‘La Crisis’. Until this week there have been few demonstrations against the European Union’s highest rate of unemployment, its stagnant economy or the government spending cuts. One Madrid protester explained: “We want politicians who are concerned about are lives, not their own political and economic interests.” Another added: “We’re not afraid. We’ve been saying for days that we are not going away.” And a third complained: “We are tired of the unemployment, the corruption of politicians. It is always the same thing. I have no job and I don’t see how I can find one anytime soon. Continued on page 3
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Going underground by Jack Troughton PEDESTRIANS COULD be spared a dangerous scramble across the busy N332 at Calpe by improving an old footpath and a tunnel under the carriageway. A potential life-saver, it could mean a quick and cheap local solution to an ongoing problem where locals fear there could soon be a tragedy. Visitors arriving by train at Calpe Station – inland of the road – either have to wait for a bus or walk into the historic town and risk the high speed traffic and flatten themselves against crash barriers because of the lack of a proper pavement. A petition is currently circulating calling for a proper pedestrian crossing with traffic lights or a footbridge near shopping centre Commercial Aitana. However, these need the permission and funding of the highways department in Madrid. Carole Saunders, of Calp Independientes Los Verdes, told RTN the path was discovered on a map of walks round Calpe. “Without spending too much money, this is a quick solution to the problem of this very dangerous crossing.
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“The town hall is already committed to keeping this country path clear, so it is already in the municipal budget.” LEVEL She said there were stretches of the path where it would need to be levelled to make the walk easier and more signs would be needed. Carole said the tunnel – literally wide enough to drive a horse and cart through – had obviously been made when the main road was constructed. She admitted it needed a footpath and steps down from roadside or the path cleared straight up to the station itself. “It means we have a situation that could take years to resolve if a government department becomes involved,” said Carole. “Or we can be sensible and solve the problem locally. “We have this tunnel and path – which is mapped on the walks of Calpe – and whilst it needs to be more accessibly to visitors coming from the station, provides a quick and cheap solution.”
Carole Saunders at the mouth of the tunnel
Continued from front page “THE POLITICIANS have to know how we feel and we are determined we will not be forgotten.”
Protesters take to the streets across Spain
IMAGINATION The protests have caught the imagination of young Spaniards calling on people not to vote for the ruling Socialists or the centre-right Partido Popular in the 8,116 town hall and 13 regional ballots on Sunday. Numbers of jobless in Spain hit 21.19% in the first quarter of 2011 but the plight of the young is even more desperate – unemployment hit 44.6% amongst under-25s in February. It was reported Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero and his PSOE party has been “alarmed” by the situation – fearing many of the demonstrators were disaffected socialist voters who would simply abandon the socialists on election day. The leadership was already fearful of a backlash at austerity measures aimed at avoiding a monetary meltdown that could trigger the fourth bailout in the Eurozone – and the hangover from the construction industry boom years. Partido Popular leader Mariano Rajoy – who believes the PP will make substantial advances at its rival’s expense – said he could understand the motives behind the protests. He described the rate of youth unemployment as “terrible” and said it was completely unacceptable in a Western democracy like Spain.
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“They can run Spain’s oldest but cannot hide political candidate forever…” by Jan Gamm
JOSEFINA VILLAVERDE is the Socialist Party candidate for Cuntis in Galicia. In her campaign for election she vigorously canvasses the streets on the PSOE ticket with fellow contenders, like any other political hopeful for the 22nd May elections; except Josefina is 101 years old! And Josefina is certainly the only candidate in the running to have voted in Spain’s first ever election open to women, in 1933! Asked about her political preferences, Josefina is a fan of Defence Minister Carme Chacon, admiring her rise to power as a woman: “Women for power!” She also says it is a pity Zapatero is leaving as he is so handsome. Josefina Villaverde has been widowed since 1973 and pursues politics with a passion; a socialist through and through, she is fiercely loyal to the PSOE: “You should vote not for your friends but for your principles,” she said.
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Pirates of the Caribbean premieres this week DISNEY’S LATEST blockbuster, fourth in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, director Rob Marshall’s ‘On Stranger Tides’ hits cinemas this week following its Cannes premiere, with an added attraction for Spanish viewers – its new leading lady Penelope Cruz in her role as Jack Sparrow’s (Johnny Depp) love interest. Ms Cruz, in Madrid this week, appeared at several press calls surrounding the premiere.
A MAN wanted on suspicion of being the drug baron behind a cocaine empire worth £80 million has been arrested in Spain after an extensive international hunt. Jamie Dempsey, 33, from Essex, was wanted by the Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca) for allegedly conspiring to supply 299 kilos of cocaine in spring 2009 and was identified in Marbella following the release of images of 10 criminals hiding out on the ‘Costa del Crime’. Dave Cording of Crimestoppers, said: “This is another great result, with 50% of the most recent batch of wanted individuals
Jamie Dempsey
captured. No matter where these wanted individuals run to, law enforcement will find them. They can run, but can’t hide forever.” Dempsey was arrested as part of ‘Operation Captura’, a multi-agency campaign that identifies wanted individuals on the run in Spain.
Orihuela official starts sentence for embezzlement
ON WEDNESDAY national police in Orihuela arrested Fenoll Espinosa Juan de Dios, a council official and brother of the former City Controller, to commence his prison sentence of four and a half years handed down in July 2009 on charges of misappropriating 66,500€ of public funds.
Resort on world stage by Jack Troughton INTERNATIONAL STARS are expected to take to the stage in Teulada Moraira this September in a music festival aimed at putting the holiday destination on the world map. Mayor Antoni Joan Bertomeu has signed an agreement with Dutch company Royal Beach Concert and organiser Bob Reiche to stage a five day event between September 7th and 11th – attracting a crowd of around 17,000 to Ampolla Beach, for the Royal Beach concert itself on 10th September. Royal Beach Concert successfully staged a festival in Holland two years ago, headliner Bon Jovi helping draw 40,000 spectators. And in the Netherlands, the promoter hopes to repeat the success on 4th June with a concert featuring Elton John and Bryan Adams. The mayor believes the Costa Blanca initiative will boost the local economy – some 30,000 people are expected to stay in the area over the five days – and is crucial to his plans to revitalise the local economy through quality tourism, culture, sports and as a place to stage business conferences. In an exclusive interview with RTN, Mr Bertomeu said he had spoken seriously with the promoter about bringing stars like Elton John, Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi to the Costa Blanca. “I don’t know about this summer but we want to give Teulada Moraira a very big opportunity – we want to make sure everyone in Europe, everyone in the world, knows where Teulada Moraira is,” he said. “There are a lot of things we can do to promote tourism, it is very important to the
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economy and we support every initiative to bring people to the municipality.” BENEFIT He believes the positive spin-off of the festival will benefit shops, restaurants, bars and hotels in the area. “We are concentrating on the economy – it is the most important point because we want to help people find jobs. How do you do that? In Teulada Moraira it is by working to bring more visitors here over the whole year, not just in the summer months.” As an example, Mr Bertomeu said the town hall had opened the new “exciting” Auditori in Teulada, a 10.3 million euro building made possible with €8 million of funding from the Valencian government. He said a recent concert in the hall had been broadcast by radio to an audience of over a million people across Spain and the auditorium could also host theatrical events. “We want to invest money so people come here, not just for the beach or the weather, but also for cultural things,” said the mayor. “We want the possibilities to have major high quality events but also to have the people who live here, the associations and clubs, to use it as well. It was built to be used.” And part of the future will be protecting agriculture and the landscape and insuring future projects are environmentally viable. LANDSCAPE “Visitors like our landscape and seeing the land working – we have to clean up the pine woods, the barancos, and abandoned grape vines,” said Mr Bertomeu. “It is not acceptable that there is such a
Mayor Bertomeu (right) with promoter Bob Reiche and Belle Perez, a Belgium singer of Spanish parents
beautiful view and it is affected by one plot left overgrown.” And he promised the town hall would back the reconstruction of derelict buildings across the municipality – again proving jobs locally – but not rubber stamp large scale urbanisation. The mayor said Teulada Moraira was also being modernised through a WiMax system which would use cameras to improve safety and security, while giving residents access to town hall services. He said for more elderly citizens it gave the opportunity to arrange transport to the
doctor or the town hall – or even call for help in an emergency. It was also planned to give everyone the opportunity of cheap internet. Mr Bertomeu said it was also his aim to improve health standards amongst the population and there was ongoing investment in sports facilities. “We are also building pavements and walkways through the municipality. We want to connect both urban centres by pavement and cycle track – every day there are people walking or jogging and we want people to be able to do that in safety.”
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EU countries support review of Schengen Treaty by Jan Gamm FRANCE AND Italy’s proposals to reintroduce border controls in Europe in a bid to stem the flow of illegal immigrants from Africa were met with strong objection from the majority of the EU member countries. At an EU semester in Brussels on Thursday most member states agreed that the Schengen Treaty (the system that allows open borders to member countries of the European Union) should be updated. However, it was also made clear that ‘free circulation of travellers’ was not to be compromised in the review process. 18 member states held the opinion that the Schengen agreement allowed too much interpretation of the regulations, while Spain, Belgium and Malta felt that although the framework of the Melchior treaty was sound, there was room for change. Wathelet: “What is Germany was opposed to the restructuring of the free border policy of the treaty saying it was the answer “the cornerstone” of the agreement between the European member states. in bringing “What is the answer in bringing back borders? What will it produce? Nothing,” said Belgian back Migration Minister Melchior Wathelet. borders…?”
Price and demand for fresh fish is halved in Torrevieja
Fish prices down by 50%
By Julie Day ONE OF the sectors still suffering acutely from the effects of the economic crisis in Torrevieja is that related to fishing. This season double the amount of fish has been caught in comparison to last year, yet the price has diminished by half. According to figures from the Association of Fishermen from Torrevieja, this time last year fishermen caught 686,538 kilos of fish, which sold for 561,410€. This season 1,395,000 kilos of fish have been caught, whilst the global selling price has decreased to a mere 746,351€. Local fishermen make most of their money from the sale of sardines, found close to the shore and abundant in
Torrevieja’s waters, yet the price of this fish has decreased by 55%. Due to the economic crisis the demand for fresh fish is considerably less and people are instead buying frozen fish, precooked fish or cheap cuts of meat that can be made into meals that last longer. Added to the increasing price of fuel costs, the adjustments that wholesalers have made to their prices and the fact that many people cook less and spend less time in the kitchen, until the economy picks up and things start to change for the better it seems that the fishermen in Torrevieja and in other areas will have to ride out the storm for a good while longer.
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On the beach
continued from front page “The house is just a shell – I cannot stay in it,” she said. “It is heartbreaking and I have constantly been fobbed off. Nothing has happened in six years while I have been coming back and forth from England. “I think they are just waiting for me to die. I am depressed and upset by the whole thing – my family give me the money to come out and each time I think it will be sorted.
By Jack Troughton XABIA RUGBY Club starts its summer training camp on the sand of Arenal Beach from Thursday 2nd June. Seniors will meet at 8pm and junior sessions are at 7pm. Players are asked to meet on the walkway in front of the Jalousie Bar – formerly the Champagne Bar – on the promenade alongside the beach. And the club has organised a fun Race Night at the An Shabeen Irish Bar in Javea tomorrow evening (Saturday 21st May). Starting at 7.30pm there will be racing, a free prize draw and buffet for 10€. Tickets are available in advance from the bar or RTA Europe in Avenida Fontana, or call 688 640 092. The club has its own Facebook page Xabia Rugby Club or call 688 640 092 for more information.
ANSWER “But I think it is now time to stand up and be counted. I want answers from my former lawyer, the builder and the bank as to where all the money from the insurance company has gone.” Papers from all sides were handed to a judge two weeks ago and Sheila has been told a date has been set for a hearing in January next year. Sheila’s home is on the top two floors of a traditional townhouse at Los Salvadores 37, in Villajoyosa’s Old Town and within a stone’s throw of the beach. There are two flats below her property. After the flood – caused by a burst pipe above her bathroom – insurance company AEGON, now part of AXA, assessed the damage and paid a total of 44,800€ for repairs. Sheila said she was the only one of the three with insurance, and the company awarded her 21,775€ for the damage to her home, an identical amount for the apartment below, and the balance for the ground floor. REPAIR Through a solicitor, the money was deposited with a bank in Altea, a builder engaged and Sheila thought her home, like the properties of her neighbours, would be repaired. “I gave my lawyer permission to get the work done as long as she told me what the money was for because I am not here all the time,” she explained. “The money was in the bank for nearly two years before anything happened – then the work was not getting started. They said they were waiting for things from the town hall. “So I went three times with an interpreter to the town hall – and they told me they were waiting for paperwork from the builder.”
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Sheila is forced to stay with friends Later she returned when she told the work was completed. “There wasn’t even a toilet in the bathroom – I just burst into tears. BLAME “I got the lawyer and builder back and they just sniggered – they blamed everything on gypsies. Sadly everything has just snowballed from there.” Sheila said she was constantly told more money was needed yet apart from some cement and a new wall, there was no sign of her payout being spent. “It is not much for nearly 22,000€.” And she said with the help of the Europeans Department at Villajoyosa Town Hall she made a string of denouncements resulting in the matter going to court. A spokesman for the town hall said it was a private problem but the council was able to help get Sheila a criminal lawyer and ensure she understood the court process. “Today she has a lawyer, the case is going to court, and she can begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel,” he said.
Big bangs in La Cala Finestrat
A LARGE explosion rocked La Cala de Finestrat on Wednesday when a hapless employee inside a large pyrotechnics store inadvertently set off a series of fireworks including rockets and firecrackers. The ensuing explosion prompted local residents to call in security forces including a bomb disposal unit. Various hazardous materials were confiscated by the Guardia Civil.
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Grisham’s novels for youngsters to come to Spain
Life goes on in Lorca
BEST-SELLING author John Grisham’s new series of novels targeted at young readers is to be available in Spain. ‘Theodore Boone: Kid Lawyer’ and the second in the series: ‘The Abduction’, due for release next month, will be marketed in Spanish and English: reading age 8 – 12 years.
Children playing outside relief tents
by Jan Gamm THIS WEEK the earthquake stricken town of Lorca saw the beginnings of a return to normal life when a number of schools, shops and medical centres reopened with caution, following extensive safety checks of facilities.
Lorca slowly resumes normal service
The Rafael Méndez Hospital has resumed many of its services, including that of the operating theatres and casualty department. School classrooms are sparsely populated, mostly due to parents’ fear of further aftershocks and schools in neighbouring municipalities have warmly welcomed children of schools too badly damaged in the quake to be useable. The Ministry of Development and the town hall in Lorca this week signed an agreement for 100% of the cost of reconstruction. People performing manageable repairs are reminded to retain invoices for future reference. A great deal of support for the Lorca victims is already in hand from charitable organisations such as The Lions and PALS that launched early fund raising incentives to provide emergency relief. And in line with an effort to ‘normalise’ life in the town, local authorities are encouraged to continue with voting plans on Sunday 22nd May.
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British teenager drowns A BRITISH teenager drowned in the treacherous waters off the Huelva coast on Sunday evening after going to the rescue of his brother. Emergency services were called to the Playa de la Bota to search for the 18-year-old swimmer but despite deploying two helicopters and beach patrol units they were unable to find him. Last summer a 16-year-old died in the same location, notorious for its strong currents.
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Report findings reveal maintenance error caused 2008 crash of Spanair JK5022 by Jan Gamm IN AN investigative report commissioned under the auspices of the Ministry of Development on the crash of Spanair flight JK5022, on 20th August 2008 that resulted in the deaths of 153 passengers, findings have revealed that the flight was cleared for take-off despite maintenance technicians failing to rectify a fault in the heating system. The report is expected to be released next week, outlining details of how procedures were carried out to disable a circuit breaker in the heating system of the MD80 as the flight was ‘not in service in icy conditions’. The aircraft, bound for Las Palmas in the Canary Islands, crashed on take-off at Madrid airport and burst into flames when its left engine caught fire, the explosion hurling some of the The surviving 19 passengers into a nearby stream and thus preventing them from suffering fatal wreckage burns. of flight The investigative judicial commission consists of eight experts. JK5022
Gaudi’s Palau Güell reopens after seven year closure GAUDI’S CATALONIAN fantastically ornate art nouveau mansion in Barcelona, designed and built in the late 1880s for industrial tycoon and textile baron, Count Eusebi de Güell Bacigalupi, has reopened to the public after a seven year closure for restoration. The mansion is a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was featured in the movie The Passenger starring Jack Nicholson and Maria Schneider.
Clean water after a 25-year wait
THREE HUNDRED residents in the village of Valle del Sol Mutxamel are to have clean water after a 25 year wait. The first to receive the supply on Monday was Otilia Fernandez, who was able to shower in clean water, at home, for the first time in eighteen years since she and her husband, a Swiss national, moved to the area and found to their horror that the water was unsafe. “It seems incredible that in an industrialised country like Spain such things can happen,” she said. The water is as yet not potable, with certain purification procedures required to prepare the pipes that for decades ran water unfit for use, however, it is estimated that this will be carried out within three weeks. Otilia and Despite the long wait, Otilia was so delighted she warmly the mayor thanked the mayor, ‘Suni’, for his assistance in the long battle to with clean achieve a clean water supply for the village through a €1 million running government-funded pipeline project. water
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Kirsty’s African adventure by Jack Troughton JOURNALIST KIRSTY Tuxford is heading to Africa this summer to get her hands dirty and help build houses, orphanages and schools in the townships of Cape Town. The former RTN reporter has signed up with Projects Abroad, which sends around 5,000 people a year to work on community projects around the world, and will spend July with an African family – her rent giving her hosts an income. Kirsty, who is funding the project herself with the help of fund-raising days and sponsorship on the Costa Blanca, is excited at the prospect of getting ‘hands-on’ rather than just writing about poverty on the African continent. She said she was inspired after travelling to Kenya in 2009 to meet United Nations
teams working in the slums of Nairobi. “Slums, or ‘informal settlements’ as they are known, continue to exist because the residents have no legal status and are therefore not provided for by the local or national governments,” she said. “They have no access to water and electricity, no documents to say they own their home and very little chance of finding work. MANDELA “I want this to be a two-way experience – I’m not Mother Teresa – but I have the ability to go and build a house for these people and they have the ability to open my mind and make me grateful for all that I have and I am so excited to learn more about the culture and history. I read Mandela’s autobiography last year - almost 800 pages in a week - I’m fascinated by Africa.”
Kirsty training for the sponsored run
Kirsty said she was sick of watching the horror of starving children on TV and decided to invest her cash and “work my butt off” to get to Africa and make a difference while enjoying a life changing experience. She wants to ask where the wealth generated by last year’s World Cup went to – because it has not appeared to have helped the townships. “I saw a documentary where they sent the WAGS – wives and girlfriends of the footy stars to volunteer in the townships. There were these women with millions of pounds and the poor HIV orphans with nothing: it really struck a chord with me.” Kirsty said she would also be involved writing for the Reconstruction Project’s magazine Cape Chameleon, which publishes articles on teenage pregnancy, human rights issues, and the day to day problems of the townships. CULTURE
Project Africa volunteers
And she is already looking forward to her great adventure. “It looks like a stunningly beautiful country, with a fascinating culture.
I can’t wait to meet my host family and I hope we eat lots of African food and that I get the chance to learn a bit of Xhosa, the local language.” Anyone wishing to help Kirsty can visit www.justgiving.com/kirsty-tuxford and sponsor her 10km run in Valencia on 5th June. They can also join her at a charity gig on Sunday 29th May from 6pm at the An Shebeen Irish pub, Javea. A family evening there is a barbeque, face painting, the chance to win a barrel of Guinness – with entertainment by JollyJoker7, Pixiestix, PIS – and Kirsty herself with a guitarist. And on Saturday 28th May there is a charity coffee morning and raffle from 10.30am at the Galeria Art and Soul, Cumbre del Sol, next to Pepe la Sal at the Adelfas Centre, with entertainment provided by the Costa Barber Singers. There will be a Project Africa stand alongside the WI fete – a host of raffle prizes have been donated by supporters including: The Obsidian Retreat, Benissa; Reiki Master Trudi van Dorp; the Taj Mahal Insian Restaurant, Javea; Labels and Tables, La Nucia; and Iceland.
Art for art sake... Watts In Britain By
Paul Watts
WAY BACK in the mists of time when I was an RTN reporter I used to particularly enjoy covering events that were held at the Casa de Cultura in Alfaz del Pi. Regular readers will know how I used to blather on about the place incessantly. But I have to say, I found it a haven of calm and there was nothing nicer than sipping a cafe con leche in the bar before strolling around the gallery to view the works of art. There was always something going on to enjoy. In July the Alfaz Film Festival was held there (hopefully it still is) and in that same auditorium I’ve seen classical music, jazz, a swing band (featuring Chic Gammage, of course), rock and a punk band. Variety was always present in heaps. And the town council was always active in encouraging artists of differing disciplines; so in the space of a month you might see photographers, sculptors and artists displaying their various wares. The exhibitions were always well presented; and it was pleasurable to spend a happy hour wandering around. But when I say pleasure it goes beyond that because I used to experience a sense of well-being. Was it the place or was it the art being viewed? Who knows, perhaps a bit of both. But I was interested to learn recently that a series of experiments, held in London, has shown the actual affect on (or is that in) our brains when we view art. And the bof-
fins making the study say that it is more than just good for your health; they think it could have a big impact on the nation’s happiness. The series of pioneering brain-mapping experiments, lead by Semir Zeki (Professor of Neurobiology and Neuroaesthetics at University College London), has revealed that viewing art can give just as much pleasure as... well, as being in love. Prof Zeki has concluded that viewing art triggers a surge of the feel-good neurotransmitter dopamine into the orbito-frontal cortex of the brain. Ouch! A ‘surge’ into me ‘orbito-frontal cortex’ sounds painful. But hang on folks, it’s a good thing because the Prof says it results in feelings of intense pleasure. So clearly, it was an orbito-frontal surge that I used to get in the Casa de Cultura or when I was listening to Chic Gammage playing his drums. Prof Zeki said: “There have been very significant new advances in our understanding of what happens in our brains when we look at works of art.” Subjects were shown images of art that including works by Botticelli, Constable, Turner and Cézanne and their brain activity was mapped. Mind you, those subjects were inside an MRI scanner and I don’t know about you dear reader, but I’d need a whole heap of art to keep me calm stuck inside one of those. Anyway, the Prof added: “We found that when we
Alonso supermotivated on home ground SPANISH DRIVER Fernando Alonso says he is super-motivated to do well for Ferrari on his home turf at the Spanish Grand Prix on Sunday, 22nd May at Montmelo, Barcelona: “Winning at home is special,” he said, “…I’ll try to finish on the top step of the podium.”
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look at things we consider to be beautiful, there is increased activity in the pleasure reward centres of the brain.” His team found that if the subject liked an image the reaction was immediate. “What we found was the increase in blood flow was in proportion to how much the painting was liked. Essentially, the feel-good centres are stimulated, similar to the states of love and desire.” Crikey, Prof! I guess, if you go one step further, the next question would be “what is love?” Now if the professor’s team could answer that one and stick it in a bottle it’d be worth a fortune (Did you know that “what is love?” is the most asked question on Google - by several millions?). Stephen Deuchar is Britain’s Art Fund Director. He said, “I have always believed art matters profoundly so it is exciting to see some scientific evidence to support the view that life is enhanced by instantaneous contact with works of art.” Well, Stevie Boy they already knew that down in Alfaz del Pi ages ago. So folks, do yourselves a favour; go get an eyeful of art and feel the wonderful dopamine surge, smack bang in the middle of your orbito-frontal cortex – it’ll make you feel good. Watts in Britain, missing me dopamine surge down at the Casa de Cultura…
Toy Exhibition to showcase latest designs THE III INTERNATIONAL Conference for Toys and Baby Products is scheduled to take place in Alicante on Wednesday 15th and Thursday 16th June organised by the AIJU (Toy Technical Institute). 150 exhibitors are expected to take part including US toy giants Hasbro as well as representative of Spanish toy manufactures.
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Wanted: a home for Sara – Princess of the Pound by Jan Gamm TWO MONTHS ago, celebrated poetess Monica Ros Beneyto died in hospital in Valencia, aged 84, with her affairs in order and bequeathing her important library of literary works to the local council but neglecting to make provision for her constant companion - her small, devoted and elderly dog of no particular breed, Sara. Sara was promptly taken up by the local authorities and moved to a dog pound. Overnight, Sara’s life changed completely and from luxurious surroundings where she was treated like a princess by her devoted owner, 12-year-old Sara, on medication for a heart murmur, was thrust into a shelter for abandoned animals with scores of other dogs. Terrified, she did not eat for four days until a resourceful kennel carer Julia, thought of cooking her food.
British woman found dead in her home from smoke inhalation
By Julie Day AN 88-YEAR OLD British woman died inside her home due to smoke inhalation caused by a fire started from a cigarette. The lady, who lived alone on the 5th floor of an apartment block on the Viñamar Urbanisation in Torrevieja, died after inhaling smoke and gases produced from a fire started by a cigarette that was not properly extinguished. Neighbours alerted the Local Police at 1.45pm after noticing smoke coming from under the door where the British lady lived. When police and members of the fire brigade managed to enter, the fire had extinguished itself yet the apartment was thick with smoke. After ventilating the rooms, the British woman, wheelchair-bound for the last year, was found dead on top of her bed. Torrevieja has a high incidence of elderly people that die alone in their home, either due to natural causes or through domestic accidents. In 2008, there were 30 cases of people found dead inside their home and 29 in 2009. Almost all were elderly and foreign.
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The Princess of the pound, Sara
Now she clings to Julia for dear life and pines when left alone. Unaccustomed to coping with other animals, Sara desperately needs a quiet home as soon as possible. Her carers believe she will certainly die if put into a cage, so
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for the time being, Sara is the Princess of the Pound and sleeps the office. Any RTN reader willing to give Sara a home should please contact the pound at www.svpap.com: Telephone 96 384 4182.
Crisps from Spain are to go on sale in the UK retailing at a whopping £4 for a small pack. Manufactured by the company San Nicasio, the crisps are handmade from finest Catalan potatoes, extra virgin olive oil and coated with Himalayan pink salt. The distributor swears they are expensive but worth it: “You can definitely taste the difference,” he said.
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Imagine yourself leaning on the ship’s rail watching waterfalls cascading over the rocks into the deep blue waters of the fjord below; sailing into St Petersburg, a treasure trove of Russian imperial history; or gazing at the bubbling hot springs, steaming geysers and lava flows in Iceland. Enjoy the on board facilities like the pool, Jacuzzi’s, spa and fitness centre, and activities such as deck games and lectures. However, you may prefer to just relax, read or
do absolutely nothing at all. And at night, picture yourself with your table companions enjoying a sumptuous dinner before taking your seats in the show lounge for a stylish big show or to enjoy the talents of one of our guest acts. Late night cabarets will keep you entertained or for something mellower, relax to your favourite melodies in the piano bar. Then to round off a perfect evening, take a romantic stroll on deck before retiring to your cabin at the end of another wonderful day. TRADITIONAL CRUISES OF DISTINCTION Cruise & Maritime Voyages (or CMV as it is well known) recognise that many seasoned and first-time cruisers alike still prefer the more traditional cruising experience aboard smaller and medium-sized classic style ships. They believe that Marco Polo fits into this exclusive category and offers a more leisurely and friendly ‘home from home’ style of cruising and maritime experience. Their emphasis is very much on attaining high levels of customer satisfaction and attentive and friendly service standards and CMV strive to ensure that their passengers return home with many fond memories and will want to cruise with them again and again. As more and more people are
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Real Madrid supports Lorca by jan Gamm LOS BLANCOS (the whites) arrived in the earthquake stricken town of Lorca on Wednesday to offer comfort and solidarity to its residents, some of whom are grieving the loss of family and friends in the disaster. The visit was particularly upsetting for midfielder Pedro Leon, born in Mula just a few miles distant, one of the first off the bus and warmly greeted by friends and neighbours. An entertaining friendly was played before 32,000 spectators at the Condomina Stadium in Murcia later in the evening, against ‘Team Murcia’ - selected from local teams - to raise funds for the victims of the earthquake, resulting in a 2 – 2 draw. “We are all happy to participate to help those who need it,” said Cristiano Ronaldo on behalf of the team, “Real Madrid does whatever it can, and we are thrilled to take part.” Pedro To help Real Madrid reach its projected target of 50,000€ to help Lorca, donations Leon and may be made via bank transfer to the following account number: coach CAJAMURCIA: 2043 0090 39 2007007310. For more information see José www.realmadrid.com Mourinho
Financial system slow down THE SPANISH financial system slowed down in March, falling to 6.11%, from 6.19% in February following a five month period where 78 ‘basic points’ were recovered. The Bank of Spain stated that the number of overall defaults came to €111.511 million, €1,069 million less than during February.
Vodafone’s profits lower than last year VODAFONE IN Spain closed its fiscal year from April 2010 to March 2011 with an operating profit reflecting a 30% fall over the previous year. The group’s net profit was €9.145 million.
Christine Lagarde most likely to become head of IMF FRENCH ECONOMY Minister Christine Lagarde is tipped the favourite to succeed disgraced IMF Managing Director Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a move approved by Spanish Financial Vice President Elena Salgado who believes there are not enough women in positions of power in Europe.
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One purrfect evening by Jack Troughton PROFESSIONAL ENTERTAINERS are flying in to the Costa Blanca to take part in a charity gala on Saturday 28th May to raise funds for the SCAN cats rescue centre in Pego. Give show business a good cause and the stars fall over themselves to be part of it – diaries allowing. So when Sue Holley asked fellow professionals to join the cast of light-hearted show ‘Just One of Those Things’ she was delighted when performers were able to juggle their own engagements and appear at the Casa de Cultura, Els Poblets, and help local moggies make a new start. Chris Hocking is flying to Spain from England for the show. The talented musical director has played, arranged and conducted some of the legendary characters of showbiz such as Matt Monro, Tommy Cooper, Norman Wisdom,
Harry Secombe and Cilla Black. Always in demand, he has found the time to help the stray cats of the Marina Alta. And the show will be compered by Barry Britten – another top professional who has made the Costa Blanca his home and is known to many expats for ‘sell-out’ success with shows such as The Wireless Years. After the death of legendary Bud Flanagan, he performed Flanagan and Allen songs with Chesney Allen and has worked all the comedians of his era – Television credits including comedy series with Dave Allen and Charlie Drake, and the drama ‘Perfect’ with Michelle Collins, while Barry appeared on the big screen in Bedazzled with Liz Hurley and the Importance of Being Earnest with Dame Judie Dench. The show starts at 8pm and tickets at 10€ each are available by calling 663 739 702.
Chris Hocking
Sun shines on canine capers
Trix and proud owner
By Jack Troughton FLEDGLING DOG charity AKIRI was given a 1,160€ boost with the success of a dog show where 70 pedigrees and pooches were on their best behaviour. Phil and Julie Costello hosted last Saturday’s event at La Solana Kennels and provided a family day out with a series classes for the animals and a range of stalls, entertainment and food for humans. As reported in last week’s RTN, the show was staged in memory of a stray dog known as Gentle Giant and will help AKIRI build a shelter to rescue lost and abandoned dogs. Jacqui Bevan, one of the organisers, said: “It was an absolutely resounding success and we have to thank Phil and Julie for their commitment. “They worked their socks off – they were up at 6am walking a full house of kennel guests and then helping get things ready for the show. It
was a fabulous day for a first effort – especially with the beautiful weather.” One of the stars of the day was another giant – three-year-old Trix a Landseer Newfoundland, owned by young Martynj Van Elst, of Moraira. And also catching dog lovers’ eyes were Tinker and Ragner, two Bedlington Terriers, owned by Damen Stanley, from Albir, who said he was the only breeder of the terrier in Spain.
Bedlington’s Tinker and Ragner
Dead man’s family gets 30,000€ compensation THE FAMILY of 67-year-old shopkeeper Angeles Angel Nuñez, who died after a fall on the cinema steps of Mall Plaza Mar 2 Alicante on 8th March, is to be compensated by the commercial centre with an amount of 30,000€. A judge ruled that the steps did not comply with building and safety regulations according to a report submitted by the town planning department. The family had originally applied for 78,000€ in costs and compensation. The man was due to be married just six days after his fatal fall.
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Slowly falling apart THE OLDEST parts of Rojales, the Cueves de Rodeo, are being neglected by the Department of Culture of Rojales Ayuntamiento and are slowly falling apart. There were once artists performing restorations in the caves but since the arrival of the councillor for culture, their support has stopped. I offered to renovate some of the caves free of charge and received the response that the cultural department did not know how to go about the restoration so after three years I gave up. English people that visited me in my privately owned cave were as upset as I was and so I was prompted to write about it. Why build houses for cultural activities and ignore authentic historical landmarks the tourists are not even aware of? Ida Lauren
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Selling at giveaway prices MANY BRITISH ex-pats are more or less selling their properties at giveaway prices in a panic to get back to the UK. This has given the impression that the value of all properties on the Costa Blanca have fallen. I would advise them research prices, before they approach an estate agent. The apparent fall in prices are caused by some British property owners finding themselves in financial difficulties because of the low exchange rate, being unable to pay their mortgages or having lost their local jobs, having to either return their properties to the banks or sell their particular property quickly at a knockdown price in order to return to the UK. Some pensioners, relying only on the State pension, have also found themselves in the same predicament, mainly because of the rate of exchange. This is a joy to some unscrupulous estate agents who are quick to advise ANY seller that their asking price is too high. The estate agent may even appear on your doorstep with a fist-full of property advertisements showing you
that similar houses are much cheaper than yours. Don’t fall for this scam: this practice has now generated a belief that all properties are ‘going for a song’ on the Costa Blanca. Many other Europeans are taking advantage of the cheap properties on the market and some estate agents are doing very well, thank you. The Norwegians, Russians and other Europeans coming here to buy property have the money to pay higher prices for those properties they a now buying at knock-down prices I would advise property owners of good substantial properties not to fall prey to the present ‘reduced price scam’. Anyone joining the bandwagon of reduced or discount properties prices are helping to make the situation worse, in which they themselves become victims. Don’t give your home away: remember at present it’s only SOME British ex-pats who are in financial trouble and have to sell quickly, making a dash for their homeland: not other Europeans. G A Marques
Building and letting regulations HAVING CRITICISED Spain in the past for its endemic corruption, it is only right that I redress the balance regarding British residents here who show utter disrespect and disregard for building and letting regulations. I recently rented a ‘casita’ in the hills; an attractive one-bedroomed bungalow with an enclosed garden, surrounded by terraced hills and fields with a river running below the property – ideal for me and my large dog. The nearest neighbour was the landlord, a British self-professed builder living half a mile distant. Reluctant to issue a formal Contract of Letting, the landlord suggested a trial period. I accepted this but later he was still reluctant to put anything on paper. Eventually he signed a ‘Form of Agreement’ but I was advised by him that should I be asked, I “wasn’t actually residing in the premises” but was on vacation!
The ‘casita’ was reformed by the landlord from a garage to a onebedroomed bungalow for the purposes of letting! The electricity was inadequately supplied via cable from the main house; the supply cut in rainy weather. Water was supplied from a tank with no proper means of purification: I was billed by the landlord on a meter arrangement. The tank was replenished from a large portable electric pump, manhandled from the tank and dumped into an irrigation culvert from the river running below the house. I was asked to clean this culvert of debris. The stench of rotting vegetation and sludge I recovered from this culvert was overwhelming. Whilst doing this, I fell down the terraced hillside, further injuring an already sprained ankle; a subsequent visit to hospital revealed badly torn ligaments.
Unable to adequately care for my dog and rest my foot, I informed the Landlord that I was seeking more suitable accommodation: I could barely walk let alone drive. He became extremely angry: “A visit to the vet for a quick injection for your dog should solve the problem!” I received no other assistance whatever and of course, as the premises are totally illegal there is no form of Insurance cover. Fortunately I was not electrocuted or worse. Needless to say, I am no longer resident at this address and with great sorrow was eventually forced to re-home my dog: I am undergoing further treatment on my foot. I later received an extremely abusive and insulting hand-written letter from the Landlords wife, which I have retained pending possible future proceedings. Jim Ireland, Alicante
Please be careful COULD YOU please warn you readers again, to be careful when driving on the motorways around Spain´s biggest cities? We have received a report of an Orihuela Costa resident being stopped whilst on the M50 at Madrid. A plain car signalled him to pull in with the occupant in plain clothes showing what appeared to be a police badge. On doing so they were robbed of a purse containing money. The car involved later turned out to be a hire car, probably stolen. Our advice is not to stop when signalled to do so by persons appearing to be Police. It is normal for the Police in Spain NOT to use plain cars to stop another vehicle; they call up a uniform car to do so. If possible, obtain the number of the car and contact 112. In the past we have been informed of plain ‘police’ cars operating on the roads near to Alicante airport trying to stop people who have just arrived. Similar incidents have been reported from time to time in the vicinity of Barcelona and robberies have taken place at service stations and rest areas. Try and park where there are people about. Always lock your car even when sitting inside it and do not leave items on show. Chris Poole, Neighbourhood Watch, Orihuela Costa
Efficient, courteous and concerned Thought your car was legal? Think again... LAST MONTH I had a minor traffic accident in Denia and the police were called. The police came quickly and were efficient, courteous and very concerned about my welfare, wanting to call an ambulance. However as I wasn’t hurt, only shaken, I declined the offer. The official business of filling in forms was done quickly and easily because I had all the necessary papers and identification. I would like to thank the Denia traffic police for their courtesy and kindness in making sure that I was okay. Margaret Cornwell
A FEW weeks ago I had my car repossessed by the Tesoria to cover unpaid debts of the previous owner. They came at 10.30pm, broke into our gated community and arrived on my doorstep with three policemen demanding I empty the car and hand over the keys and documents. It was incredibly distressing, not least because I had owned the car for two years, the documents
were transferred at Trafico in my name and I had been paying Suma, ITV etc all that time. In short, they knew it was legally my car. My solicitor thinks the government are so desperate to reclaim money owed that they will do so by fair means or foul. It seems innocent expats are easy pickings. Tina Coppen
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Patients sitting pretty Progress update on Canterbury Tales
by Jack Troughton GENEROUS FREEMASONS of Javeabased Arenal Lodge donated 2,000€ to purchase an electrically operated riser chair to help carers supporting cancer patients in their homes. Worshipful Master Geoff Hurst handed a cheque to Jacqui Phillips MBE, President of the MABS Cancer Support Group, at the Teulada showroom of Prominent – the specialist in specialist armchairs and mobility scooters. Geoff has just completed his second year in office and has been determined to help life easier for those with health or physical problems. He asked MABs if there was anything they needed to help cancer patients being treated at home and was told the armchair would assist people to stand, sit down, and their overall comfort. With help from Arenal Lodge members and the assistance of the Provincial Grand Lodge of Valencia, they were able to give a cancer sufferer “a lift-up in life” in an example of Masonry at work.
PREPARATIONS FOR Yabooh Theatre Group’s inaugural presentation continues apace. There are now only two weeks before audiences have the opportunity to see Mediaeval England come to life in Chaucer’s ‘Canterbury Tales’ in Rafol, 2nd – 4th June. The photograph shows the pilgrims just as they are setting off from Southwark to the shrine of Thomas a Becket in Canterbury. En route the competition to tell the most hilarious tale unfolds – fortunately for today’s’ audience the tales are in modern, not Middle English! Can the Cook be funnier than the Pardoner or will the Reeve win the meal for the most amusing story? Come to Rafol to discover the answer in a superb open air environment! Tickets cost 11€ although there is a discount for groups of more than ten people. The ticket price includes a drink and a contribution to charity, and can be obtained from the Box Office (674 401 517) or by email from yaboohtheatre@gmail.com
Geoff Hurst and lodge members hand Jacqui Phillips the cheque, while Marja Schermacher tests the chair
CHOICE Geoff said: “I hope my choice will also make somebody’s life a little more free from life’s cruel hardships.” And Jacqui said the new chair – Prominent’s owners Eddy and Marja Schermacher made up the total cost of 2,875€ - would be put to use in the Marina Alta area.
“The last two purchased are being used in the Benidorm area but this one will be used by people at this end of the Costa Blanca,” she said. “Like all our equipment they are lent out free of charge – there is never any charge at all to patients.” For more information about the international Arenal Lodge visit www.arenal65.com
Bargains on sale
BARGAINS GALORE are promised at the Original Charity Shop and Library’s mid-season sale from Monday 30th May until Saturday 4th June. The charity has reduced marked items by 50%, while the cost of the new range of exclusive designer has been slashed by a further 25%. Anyone stuck for something to wear for a special occasion, the beach or swimwear should head to the Original Charity Shop, Avenida Fontana 14, Javea. It is open Monday to Saturday between 10am and 1pm.
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Kinging in the rain… by Jan Gamm
KING JUAN Carlos was rewarded with shouts of “God save the King!” this week during his visit to Bern in Switzerland, prompted by a regal gesture. While taking part in a ceremony held at the Federal Plaza in Bern accompanied by Swiss President Micheline Calmy-Rey, his majesty was invited to review the troops. At the moment the King stepped forward to begin his inspection of a long line of soldiers, a torrential downpour began. Firmly refusing an umbrella, he gallantly opted for a soaking along with the soldiers and earned resounding applause from the assembled crowds. After the ceremony, a minute’s silence was observed for the victims of the Lorca earthquake. The King and Queen Sofia arrived in Switzerland last Thursday for a two-day state visit. Juan Carlos met the then Princess Sofia of Greece in Lausanne, while in exile. They married in Athens in 1962.
King Juan Carlos listens to children at the train station in Kehrsatz near the capital Bern
Compensation for poor decision of hospital staff COMPENSATION OF 120,000€ has been settled upon the parents of a baby that died at birth in fetal distress when hospital staff made the decision to allow the 40-year-old mother a high risk normal delivery instead of performing a Caesarean Section. Mapfre, insurers of the Fundación Jiménez Diaz Hospital in Madrid, agreed the settlement through arbitration.
Lorenzo has work to do By Jan Gamm SPANISH MOTO GP World Champion Jorge Lorenzo says he “…has work to do,” after being beaten in the French Grand Prix at Le Mans this week, missing the podium for only the third time in his last 20 races after a trying 28-lap race where he gradually lost ground, finishing a massive 21 seconds behind eventual winner Casey Stoner. Lorenzo crashed in the pre-race warm-up when Lorenzo he lost control of his YZRwas M1 machine at the second beaten at the chicane on ‘cold tyres’, French resulting in a spectacular Grand fireball: he said, “It was Prix this entirely my fault.” week
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Moraira Diving Fiesta
It’s not fair
by Patricia Thompson Saturday 28th and Sunday 29th May
SCUBA MORAIRA Dive Centre and the Moraira tourist office are pleased to present the 1st Moraira Diving Fiesta. Join us for a fun packed weekend of Scuba Diving activities, daily competitions, underwater photography exhibition and music, together with a fully stocked bar and BBQ available all day. Throughout the weekend PADI Instructors will be offering Discover Scuba Diving lessons and Snorkel tours from the Playa de L’Ampolla beach in Moraira, with great deals to be snapped up on the latest Scuba Diving, Snorkelling and swimming equipment. For qualified divers there will be an opportunity to try the latest diving equipment from CRESSI on one of our several boat dives from the Club Nautico. Qualify in time for the summer and book your PADI Open Water Course over the weekend with a RTN’s 10% discount. Kath For additional information contact Sam at Scuba diving Moraira on 96 649 2006 or email in info@scubamoraira.com Moraira
Weathering the storm
Lions believe in lucky 15
TEULADA MORAIRA Lions hope to trounce a 3,000€ target when they stage the club’s 15th annual sponsored walk on Sunday 29th May. The popular 6.5km walk sets off from Moraira Castle at 10am – registration opens at 9.30am – and the
event is suitable for all ages. There is no entry fee but the club hopes that walkers will have enticed sponsorship money from family, friends and neighbours. Last year, the Lions raised more than 3,000€ to help local families in need during the recession.
This year they want to raise even more cash. Sponsorship and registration forms for this popular community event can be found at the club website www.teuladamorairalions.org at the ‘calendar’ page.
Whales sighted off Cap San Antonio WHALES HAVE been spotted in the waters near Denia and Javea. At 9am on Tuesday several boats sighted two 15 – 20metre giants swimming southward, passing Cap San Marti two hours later.
By Jack Troughton THE WEATHER failed to dampen spirits at last weekend’s Jalon Valley HELP annual May Fayre with a bumper amount being collected for the charity’s community work. Despite the morning’s drizzle, 4,831€ was raised for HELP coffers, an increase of almost 700€ on 12 months earlier and a day blessed by Costa Blanca sunshine. And the charity’s Elaine Horton thanked everyone who supported the event and those who donate prizes for helping make the fair an “amazing” success. “I am delighted to announce, on behalf of all the members of the committee, that this year we have raised the sum of 4,831€, which is almost 700€ more than last year,” she said. “This is simply a massive achievement, particularly when you consider that we are in the middle of a recession, let alone the awful weather.” She added the committee wished to pass on its “thanks and congratulations” to all those who worked hard to make it possible. For more information about Jalon Valley HELP, go to www.jalonvalleyhelp.com
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Shock, horror? Not really! ANOTHER TERRIBLE week news-wise here in Spain: the decapitation in Tenerife, the earthquakes in Lorca, the dead baby found in a cupboard, another domestic violence arrest... and Spain didn’t secure the 2018 Ryder Cup. Shock, horror, outrage! Those are the natural thoughts and emotions when reading these stories, but hand on heart who felt like that? Now let me be clear - all of the above events were terrible, well maybe not the Ryder Cup decision to be fair, and have left many devastated, distraught and disturbed without question. Let us take that for read, as it isn’t the point that I am trying to make. Lorca is about 175km from where I live, I drive past it regularly and it is a lovely part of Spain. Friends in and around Mojacar, 120km from where I live, felt the earthquakes and were quick to share the experience via Facebook and Twitter within seconds of the event. We have friends in Lorca who were on the phone within hours, giving us an eye witness account, long be-
fore the mainstream news companies had picked up on the details: the town hall bell in the square, the crushed cars, the ongoing fear of more aftershocks… The thing is though it all felt so - well normal really! Tsunami one month, hurricane the next, tornado last year, earthquake this year, it all sort or morphs into one feeling of “…oh another disaster.” Take the decapitation in Tenerife: I was sat in a bar and a friend said to me, “Have you heard about the lady who had her had chopped off in the Supermarket ...” and I honestly thought he was going to tell me his latest current joke. When I heard the full story, about the attempts to purchase the knife, that the killer was wanted by police already, and that he had tried to kill someone only months before did I feel shocked? Was I surprised? No and No. Tragic and needless it certainly was, and it seems that it could have been prevented if the authorities had been able to do their job properly, but hand on heart was I shocked, did my world stop, did it surprise me that
such a horrific act could take place in ‘this day and age…’ Earlier this week police arrested a 38-yearold woman in Jaén after finding a newborn baby dead in a cupboard at her home. The baby was wrapped in a blanket with its umbilical cord wrapped around its neck. Again it is hard to imagine how someone could do this, or the torment that they must have been suffering to make them kill their own child. Again, tragic, terrible and devastating for all involved, but... did it take me surprise? When I read it did I feel a sense of disbelief? Again no and no, and I really am a compassionate person - honest! Again earlier in the week a 47-year-old man was arrested in Torre del Mar for allegedly assaulting his wife and threatening to kill her. She had been attacked and the husband had thrown the TV at her during the incident. Not surprisingly this was not the first violent incident and she had reported several previous incidents, the last being in March of this year. The really sad thing about this story? She
was the lucky one in this week’s column! How mad is that? And on the subject of madness, why are Spain bleating that they didn’t get awarded the 2018 Ryder Cup ‘in memory’ of Seve? Great man and a great golfer, but sport should never be about the individual. However emotive peoples’ feelings are now we are talking about a competition in 2018 and I for one think they were right not to award it to Spain, not least because Spain has hosted the Ryder Cup once (ironically when Seve was captain and won it) and I feel that they should share the venues across Europe as it is after all the European Ryder Cup Team. Chris runs an expat blog about life in Spain (www.almerimarlife.com) and is a regular contributor to a number of publications and radio stations in Spain, as well as writing a monthly column for the Telegraph Expat site and is a Telegraph Expat guest blogger. He lives in Almerimar with his wife Sands, four cats, two Harleys and more often than not a glass of red.
Views from a balcony is sponsored by Central Contracts (www.centralcontracts.com) a leading car leasing company supplying cars and vans to business users and private individuals. See also http://almerimarlife.com/expat-technology-blog chris@almermarlife.com Social Networks: Twitter - Facebook - Facebook Group
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Essential Spanish lesson Spanish lessons by
Jane Cronin
A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs
Lesson 158
It’s time again for the answers to last week’s questions. Here are the conjugations that needed completing. The words that were missing are now printed in bold. Miré -I looked Miraste -you looked (familiar) Miró -he, she looked. You looked (formal) Miramos -we looked Mirasteis -you looked (familiar plural) Miraron -they looked. Bebí -I drank bebiste -you drank bebió -he/she drank bebimos -we drank bebisteis -you drank (plural) bebieron -they drank viví -I lived viviste -you lived vivió -he/she lived vivimos -we lived vivisteis -you lived (plu) vivieron -they lived (One point each – 10 points in total) The next exercise was quite mechanical, but the idea was to do it without looking up the answers in a very book. All the verbs are regular so the answers are as follows: Ayudar: ayudé ayudaste ayudó, ayudamos ayudasteis ayudaron. Cambiar: cambié, cambiaste cambió, cambiamos cambiasteis, cambiaron. Cocinar: cociné, cocinaste, cocinó, cocinamos, cocinas-
teis, cocinaron. Comprar: compré, compraste, compró, compramos, comprasteis, compraron. Escuchar: escuché, escuchaste, escuchó, escuchamos, escuchasteis, escucharon. Pensar: pensé, pensaste, pensó, pensamos, pensasteis, pensaron. Trabajar: trabajé, trabajaste, trabajó, trabajamos, trabajasteis, trabajaron. Viajar: viajé, viajaste, viajó, viajamos, viajasteis, viajaron. Aprender: aprendí, aprendiste, aprendió, aprendimos, aprendisteis, aprendieron. Comer: comí, comiste, comió, comimos, comisteis, comieron. Conocer: conocí, conociste, conoció, conocimos, conocisteis, conocieron. Entender: entendí, entendiste, entendió, entendimos, entendisteis, entendieron. Abrir: abrí, abriste, abrió, abrimos, abristeis, abrieron. Decidir: decidí, decidiste, decidió, decidimos, decidisteis, decidieron. Recibir: recibí, recibiste, recibió, recibimos, recibisteis, recibieron. Salir: salí, saliste, salió, salimos, salisteis, salieron. (3 points for each conjugation - 24 points in total) There are a few more of these verbs which, although regular, contain some spelling adjustments to reflect the pronunciation. Here are the ones whose spelling you had to work out: pagué I paid (pagar)
I looked for (buscar) I played (jugar) I started (empezar)
busqué jugué empecé
In addition there is another minor spelling change is found in the third person forms of certain verbs: (caerse) He fell - se cayó they fell - se cayeron (leer) She read - leyó they read - leyeron they heard - oyeron (oír) He heard - oyó (1 point each – 10 points in total) Your next task was to work out, remember or guess (!) the root changes in these third person forms. se sintieron Sentirse se sintió durmió durmieron Dormir Pedir, pidió pidieron repitió repitieron Repetir Conseguir consiguió consiguieron (1 point each – 10 points in total). Finally, here is the translation with one or two alternatives: Ayer me levanté a las siete y media. Me duché y luego (después/entonces) desayuné té y cereales. Llevé a mis hijas al instituto y empecé a trabajar. Trabajé muchas horas pero entre clase y clase tomé un café. Por la tarde paseé (di un paseo) por el centro de San Pedro y cené en casa. Me acosté temprano para ir a trabajar (ir al trabajo) al día siguiente. ¿Y tú? ¿A qué hora te levantaste? (Total 30 points) The total marks this week come to 74 points. I think I’ll leave it to you to work out your percentage this time!
78,000 million euro Portuguese bailout
one third of the aid, amounting to €26,000 million,
FINANCIAL OFFICERS approved a €78,000 million three year bailout package for Portugal on Monday with the International Monetary Fund contributing
by the European country members: Spain endorsed
with the remaining two thirds contributed equally up to €5,000 million.
Hats off to Princess Beatrice By Jan Gamm PRINCESS BEATRICE, eldest daughter of the Duke of York, has been lampooned savagely by the world press since she attended the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton in an unusual hat created by milliner to the stars Philip Treacy. Philip Treacy designed no less than 36 hats for the great and good that graced the congregation at the royal wedding but none so striking (nor so ridiculed) as the horn-like structure Beatrice chose to wear. Comments drawing comparisons to reindeers, loo seats and Star Trek stun guns have followed Beatrice around for weeks, until finally the mad-cap princess decided to donate the hat for auction on eBay, to raise funds for UNICEF and the Children in Crisis Association, through a specially appointed fund, ‘The Little Bee Initiative’ at a staggering £15,000 starting price. At the time of going to press offers had surpassed £20,000 and are expected to escalate to £30,000 before the close of bidding this weekend.
Princess Beatrice wearing her Philip Treacy masterpiece
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IMF boss arrested for assault in New York
Afghan Heroes Charity events THERE ARE spaces left at €10 per table for the Bring and Buy sale at the Delfin Pub in Calpe on Saturday 4th June at 1pm, with meals available: contact Marion on 664 205 835. Race night at the Delfin Pub, Calpe on11th June starts at 8pm with meals available. Just turn up. Back to the 50s, 60s and 70s night at the WOK Buffet in Calpe Park on Saturday, 25th June starts at 8pm. Fancy dress is optional but there will be a prize for the best dressed. Music by Brockies Karaoke & Disco: Tickets at 12€ include a meal: Tickets from Fabrix, the Wok buffet or from Karen who is running the event on 697 711 266.
StraussKahn with his wife Anne Sinclair
by Jan Gamm ON SUNDAY, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, 62year-old managing director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and France’s former Finance Minister, was removed from the first class cabin of an Air France aircraft awaiting take-off at JFK airport in New York, bound for Paris. He was taken for questioning and later arrested on charges of sexual abuse, attempted rape and unlawful imprisonment of a hotel chambermaid in his hotel room at the Sofitel hotel on West 44th Street, Manhattan. The scandal could not have occurred at a worse time for the IMF, with Europe in the throes of the Euro crisis and on the heels of the IMF’s Deputy Managing Director’s decision to resign, announced on 12th May; 64year-old American John Lipsky was to leave office at the end of August. Strauss-Kahn had requested that Lipsky stay on in an ‘advisory role’ to ensure the ‘least disruption’. It was confirmed by the IMF on Wednesday that there is no immunity in place for Strauss-Kahn against such charges. Another sexual scandal broke in 2008 involving Strauss-Kahn, when he was confronted by the outraged husband of a subordinate
at the IMF, Hungarian economist Piroska Nagy, with whom Strauss-Kahn had a personal relationship. He avoided being sacked when it emerged the relationship was consensual and after apologies had been made for his ‘poor judgement’ to both the IMF and his wife, prominent TV journalist Anne Sinclair. ELECTION Strauss-Kahn is the Socialist party’s contender for the French 2012 presidential election - a position now severely compromised by his arrest. The New York Police Department is liaising with the Special Victims Unit of NYPD on the case. Meanwhile, Strauss-Kahn is held at Rikers Island correctional centre in New York, in a single cell and on suicide watch. Strauss-Kahn resigned from his position as Managing Director of the IMF Wednesday evening, a move endorsed by Spanish Financial Vice President Elena Salgado who believed his resignation would be in the interests of stability. His statement of resignation included a comment on his continuing deep affection for his wife along with a further protestation of his innocence of charges of assault.
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In the process of selling your house in Spain and converting the money back into Sterling? What can you do to make sure that you get the most for your money, particularly regarding the charges levied by your Spanish bank. by
Kevin Wright
Account Manager, Moneycorp
THIS IS one of the most common questions we receive at the moment and all too often British people living in Spain assume that Spanish banks operate in a similar way to the UK. This is not the case.
to clear your cheque and transfer funds out of Spain. As most clients close their accounts when they leave Spain, there is little room for negotiation. If you do manage to reduce the fees it is often based on leaving a lump sum on account for up to a year.
In today’s current market place many people looking to sell a Spanish property will have had to reduce the price of their property to be able to negotiate a sale. With all the associated costs and taxes that need to be paid out, maximising the amount of pounds sterling that you finally receive for your euros is vital. Clients need to be aware of two important factors that can cost you dearly when converting your euros into pounds and moving those funds out of Spain.
EXCHANGE RATE RISK ON REPATRIATION The agreed sale price of a property is often based on the amount of pounds sterling that the seller hopes to receive, according to the exchange rate at that time. However, a Notary / completion date can take place some weeks or even months after the contract of sale has been signed. This means that sellers run the risk of the exchange rate moving against them and thus reducing the amount of pounds sterling that they receive. For example, with an exchange rate of 1.15, a sale value of 150,000€ will give you £130,435. Should this exchange rate rise to 1.18, a rise of just 3 cents, this would give a return of £127,118 – a loss of £3,317. Moneycorp offers a range of service that allows clients to lock into favourable exchange rates at the time of the signing of the contract, taking away the risk of the exchange rate moving against them in the future. Using Moneycorp will also allow you to ZERO bank
SPANISH BANK CHARGES Once your sale has been completed you will receive a cheque from the Notary. Many Spanish banks will charge a fee based on the value of this cheque to accept and clear the funds. They will then look to charge a further percentage fee to send your funds out of Spain. To put this into perspective, on an amount of 150,000€, you could incur costs of up to 1,500€ just
fees leading to even greater savings. For more information on how Moneycorp can help you to save on your Spanish bank fees as well as helping you get more pounds for your euros, contact us on 902 887 243 or email Moneycorp directly at roundtownnews@moneycorp.com
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More than a quick lick of paint DO YOU fancy your chances at DIY? There are perhaps three types of do-it-yourself:
by
Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco
a.) The mimimalist - paint over it, brush under it and hope for the best b.) The maximist – if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well and never mind if you can’t use the kitchen for months c.) The ‘I’ll finish it later’ fan – I’ve made a start but it’s harder/ longer/ more expensive than I thought it was going to be Of course, the alternative is that you get someone in. Refurbishment, reformation, modification, extension, make-over whatever you want to call it, at the moment houses are being done up. Instead of trying to sell, many people are taking the alternative of extending or improving their property in some form. Resale
property has become more popular and those moving in often have ‘grand designs’ in one form or another. You’d be forgiven if you stray onto an older urbanisation for thinking that erecting an extension or refurbishing your house is easy to do. Upwards, sideways, forwards, backwards there are all kinds of types of extension. In some cases the original house is almost lost from view. But be warned! Probably the majority of these extensions are illegal. In Spain, if you modify your property you need to apply for a building licence from the town hall. If you don’t have one of these you can be issued with a demolition order. Okay – many people haven’t done this in the past but, as anyone knows who’s lived in Spain for a while, that’s no excuse or guarantee of impunity in the future. Those properties with older refurbishments of more
than four years old are not likely to be challenged now. However, they do need to change the property specification on their Title Deed before they sell. Those with more recent refurbishments or who are doing them now, however, are much more vulnerable. If you don’t have a licence you can be required to demolish the extension and return your property to its previous state with a fine for your trouble. Alternatively you might like to jump the gun and apply for a licence retrospectively, at least saving yourself the fine. So, whether you’re a DIY dynamo or not - don’t neglect the paperwork unless you want your ‘up-build’ to be undone sooner than you thought. Ábaco can help you to legalise the situation and update the Title Deed accordingly. Contact us on 0034 96 670 3750.
“If you would like a FREE, no obligation tax consultation and help with completing your annual tax declaration contact one of Ábaco’s friendly team on ÁbacoConnect Help-line 966 703 748 | www.abacoconnect.com”
Head of IMF European Department says Spain best example of economic reform THE HEAD of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) European Department, Antonio Borges, said this week in Frankfurt that Spain is “…the best example of a country going in
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by
Karla Darocas
Information Technology & Communications
Turning trash into teddy bears is creative business SOMETIMES A great business idea is just waiting to happen! When a business idea is simple, sentimental and green it cannot help but be a winner. Such is the case for creative talent Alison Kilkenny from Cumbre del Sol, who was inspired by the idea of turning trash into treasured teddies that bring smiles and surprises to all ages.
“I’ve always loved teddy bears and I don’t think you’re ever too old to have one,” expresses Alison. “They give so much joy to so many people and for different reasons. I already have a teddy bear business called Kiddywinks Teddy Bear Parties (www.kiddywinksteddies.com) which is doing very well, and my recycled fabric bears seem to be a natural addition to that.” Sometimes a great business idea comes about while enjoying a leisurely conversation. According to Alison, she was in the midst of such a discussion with her friend Liz Yardley from Javea when she was told about a pen-friend in Canada who was making teddy bears by reusing garments. “I just thought this was such a fantastic idea,” states Alison. As soon as she got home she did some research and before long she found herself sewing up a teddy bear from a pair of brushed cotton pyjamas that, by coincidence, once belong to her friend. “When I presented Liz with the bear, she couldn’t believe it was her old pyjama bottoms recycled into
something she could now cuddle up to!” More and more businesses these days are banking on the traditions of the past. Recessions always bring back the handicraft trends. “My mum taught me to sew and cross stitch and I’ve always tended to cut the buttons off old clothes and take the zips out to re-use them on other projects,” explains Alison. “It’s nice to come across some buttons or bows which are absolutely perfect for the project in hand.” Now that Alison has a stock pile of unused fabric to create with, she has diversified her business model to include more possible revenue streams. “I also make personalised cushions and personalised party bunting,” she continues. “It’s so satisfying to see a brand new cushion emerge with a child’s name on it that I have made from an old pair of curtains or a bed throw and a long string of bunting to match. My Signature Bears are very special too. They are made from recycled cotton sheets in cream or pastel shades and they can be written on with waterproof ink.” Alison, like many entrepreneurs, believes that businesses need to think ‘green’ and offer products and services that will keep the planet green for future generations. When Alison is involved with her Kiddywinks Teddy Bear parties, she always takes time to educate the children at the party about the products they are using, such as the non toxic fabric pens.
Karla Darocas * Business Communications Software Training & Computer Repairs *Helping You to Help Yourself 965 973 234.
“I always ensure they return unwanted plastic bags and polyester stuffing to me so that I can re-use them for the next party.”
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Carlos Franco
CDF Arquitectura
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Home renovations: Success in design and getting the most value for your money are based on teamwork WHEN UNDERTAKING any home renovation a good architect is essential. But having the right architect and contractor team is just as important since success in home improvements is all about good teamwork. A renovation project, no matter how exquisitely designed, needs to be done properly and thoroughly, which is where choosing the right contractors comes in. The best contractors do quality work at reasonable prices. And they know how to work alongside the architect to make sure the project meets the client’s wishes and captures the spirit of the renovation project’s design. A cohesive architect-contractor team also helps get the job done on time and on budget. They ensure that the right materials are selected, that the most competent electricians, plumbers, carpenters and painters are hired because the importance of a solid
team of professionals working together cannot be underestimated. Building contractors must be able to rely on the architect to help make critical decisions throughout the entire process. Two minds usually work better than one and lead to better results and a happier outcome for the client, who is likely to be making a major investment. In home renovations, every detail matters; even small things can make or break an entire project. In this context, the best architects are those who know when to delegate key decisions, or not! They are the ones who show up on site day in and day out, who are there when the carpenter has a question; when the air conditioning is installed; when the shower fixtures are picked out; when windows or doors are resized and when wall paper or paint colours are chosen. An experienced architect will assist you by advising
on how to spend your money wisely, to get the most profit and value from the money you are planning to invest. I am Carlos Franco, and I have 20 years’ architectural experience, and at my firm CDF Arquitectura I can offer you all the knowledge, theory and skills in the architectural field. You can lean on me as a professional architect and ensure that your money will be invested with good judgement andwith the maximum return. Exactly as I have written above, during construction work I get involved throughout and like to be personally involved in every decisión: I manage and monitor every step, just as if it were my own house for my own family. If you have questions about home improvements, don’t hesitate to contact us by email or come to our office at Pedro García Ortiz 25. Calpe. Alicante. Or call us on 96 583 2922 or 628 801 957.
A visit to their office of Ana and Carlos Franco is recommended where a no obligation discussion can take place to discuss your needs. CDF is located on the Calle Pedro Garcia Ortiz 25A, Plaza dels Mariners, Calpe 03710. Telephone 965 832 922 or 660 928 037: carlosfranco@cdf-arquitectura.com and www.cdf-arquitectura.com
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by
Carlos Baos
of White & Baos Abogados English & Spanish Solicitors
WE WON a court case recently, with the Court Order stating that the respondent must pay us 35,600€. Our lawyer has informed us that we need to start an execution of this Court Order in order to get paid, but that it will be difficult to get any money, as we are pretty sure that the respondent has no assets or income, etc. So what we should do? Dear Reader, Thank you for your email: First of all we would like to comment that your lawyer, whoever he is, since he is dealing with your case directly should know all the relevant details, documents and situation, etc. In the circumstances he will naturally be able to provide you with the best possible advice; so our first opinion it is to listen to the advice of your lawyer. Unfortunately the situation you explain is a common scenario. So we always need to think twice before commencing a legal action if we cannot find any assets belonging to a respondent; or if we suspect that they have no income or resources of any kind, or
are unlikely to have any in the future. The investigation into the solvency of a future respondent is thus a really important part of any potential legal action. Conversely, it is also true that sometimes in the execution of a Court Order when we think that a respondent or debtor may have no assets, we could find that in fact he is receiving a salary, or a pension, or a regular benefit grant, meaning that we could have a nice surprise. Regarding the income(s) of the debtor, you must remember that legally you cannot place a charge on every single part of the income(s) that he may receive, as by law he must be allowed to keep a minimum of his salary, pension or regular benefit to be able to survive. One other possibility that can be considered it is to wait before executing the Court Order against the respondent, for example if you know or think that at the moment he has no assets but believe that maybe he might in the future. Article 518 of the Spanish Civil Jurisdiction Law (Ley de Enjuiciamiento Civil) sets out that the ‘execution action’ or ‘claim to enforce’ a Spanish Court Order, legal settlement, arbitration decision or resolution expires within 5 years from the time that the said Court Order, legal settlement, arbitration decision or resolution becomes definitive. Therefore if you think that the respondent may have some assets or income in the
It’s difficult to recover money when the respondent has no assets or income
future, you can wait for a maximum of five years to start the execution. At that time the situation of the respondent may have improved and he may have more money available with the general economic climate
being better. The information provided on this article is not intended to be legal advice but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.
Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) © White & Baos Abogados 2011 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com
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Are you right in the head to buy a property in Spain? By Guest Writer Michael Rushe of Javea Estates
WHY ARE people still buying property in Spain? I suppose the answer could be as long as a piece of string. However, I’m sure that whatever the answer is it still lies somewhere between investment and lifestyle choice. For some the reason for buying a property here was profit, pure and simple, and the bigger it was and the quicker it was made the better. Others take a more balance view, purchasing a property as a long term investment which they can enjoy during the holidays. There are people who buy property so that they can retire in a place where the only stress comes from trying to find something to be stressed about. And there are those who come to Spain to change the lives they live and want the security and flexibility that property ownership has over long term letting. Apart from the ‘making a quick buck’
approach the above reasons for buying a property here are still valid and worthwhile. So why is it that in so many cases reason is thrown out the window when some people buy a property in Spain? The quick and easy answer is the view. They see the sun, the blue sky and the stunning vista and after a few bottles of wine they’re signing up to their Spanish dream. Too many people’s Spanish dreams have turned into nightmares through no fault of their own. However, lot’s of people buy the wrong property because they think they have the right reasons. Here is a true story to illustrate my point. The grandparent’s retirement to their Spanish idyll lasted less than three years. They claimed that missing the grand children was a major factor in returning home. But their feeling of isolation was exasperated because they had bought a house in the middle of Spanish village where, would you believe it, no one spoke English; where he couldn’t get his English newspaper in the morning; where the nearest shop that
sold ‘proper’ food was in Shropshire and where their neighbours were asleep in the afternoon and up all night. On reflection, the grandparents were induced by an idyllic dream and intoxicated by the view that Spain is a quaint travelogue of white-washed hilltop villages, orange groves and bullfights with
an English commentary when it is in fact a lot more challenging, fascinating and enjoyable than that. The moral of the story is that if the property doesn’t fit the way you are going to live out here then it’s not the right property for you. The price might be right but are you right in the head to pay it?
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Mulching is important in May by
Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors
MAY WEEKEND was a mix of fine weather and heavy rains, especially during the night of the 1st/2nd. Plants were bashed down, newly planted plants over-watered and low lying zones of gardens flooded. So watering may be out of your mind for a while but once the sunny weather arrives, Spanish soil soon dries up and within weeks one may have to start to water again, especially if you have taken steps to mulch around plants to retain the free rain water and prevent evaporation losses. Mulching is the process of covering the soil around plants that keep
Use small rocks and stones to surround plants and shrubs
the surface of the soil moist and prevent the formation of capillary tubes in dried out soil through which water can evaporate. The following are some of the things that we do and which are referred to in our books. 1. Mulch along rows of raspberry canes with a mix or with layers of comfrey leaves, compost from the compost heap, and grass cutting from a neighbour’s lawn that has not been treated with any chemical products. 2. Surround plants and shrubs with small weathered rocks on the rockery and with small rocks over breathable plastic sheeting in shrub/flower beds. 3. Place stone slabs or large rocks over the roots of climbing plants. 4. Lay stone chippings over breathable plastic membrane between trees. 5. Lay areas of stone chippings over solid plastic sheeting to move rain water from areas where it is not need to others where it can be absorbed around plants. 6. Lay solid stone paths around planted areas with plants along the path which can develop long roots that extend under the path to extract stored moisture. 7. As an alternative to small rocks a layer on fine volcanic ash chippings can be used on rockeries and to cover the compost in containers. 8. Tufa balls can also be used for containers in sheltered situations. In very windy places they can blow around when dry. 9. Plant plants close to create a ‘living mulch’ that allows no drying sunlight to reach the surface of the soil. In one area of the garden we have allowed a carpet of wild strawberries to develop as a mulch and a ‘warning’ from drying leaves that the soil is drying out in mid summer. 10. Leave leaves to rot under hedges and ground cover plants.
Clodagh and Dick’s practical gardening books will be found to be useful for both experienced and new gardeners coming to Spain. The useful quartet of books can be obtained from bookshops or by email from the websites of Amazon, Santana Books, Bookworld and The Royal Horticultural Society. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com
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Lay stone paths around planted areas
The benefits of the above include the following: Reduces surface evaporation and therefore watering needs. Reduces chance of soil ‘compacting’ which destroys the essential space between soil particles which fill with moisture and oxygen in healthy soils. Keeps roots cool in hot weather. Protects roots from frost damage during cold winter spells. Reduces chance of weeds germinating and growing. Invisible transportation of rain water. Tidy and attractive areas. Organic mulches recycle growth nutrients to the soil. So get mulching before May is out and the hotter weather arrives. Clodagh and Dick’s books are full of useful hints and tips for designing, laying out, planting up and maintaining your gardens. They will be obtained from high street and commercial centre bookshops as well as internet mail order sites such as Bookworld, Santana Books, Amazon and Angloinfo Spain.
Delightful decorating ideas A CLOSE attention to detail, coupled with a little TLC and thought, is definitely a winning combination in the home. And when doing up your house to turn it into a stylish and heavenly abode, even the tiniest of things can make a huge amount of difference. So whether you`re after an ambient effect in the living room, a practical solution to paint dripping down the brush handle and making a mess, or ways to conceal radiators now summer is upon us, we`ve come up with some really useful ideas to help you along. 1. To create a mellow atmosphere in the bedroom, drape a lamp hanging from the ceiling in voile. 2. Clean up rusty tools with a Brillo pad dipped in turpentine. 3. An electric carving knife is the perfect tool for cutting through foam. Just make sure you practise on a few off-cuts first. 4. Store your steel wool pads in soapy water or aluminium foil to prevent them getting rusty. 5. If you need to rub down a window frame, use wire wool on the cross sections to prevent scratching the glass with sandpaper. 6. In the bathroom, use sheets of mosaic tiles that already have adhesive on the back, to create a stylish, modern and clean look with relatively little hassle.
7. Make a pelmet using a staple gun to attach fabric to a length of plywood. Fix to the wall with brackets so the material covers the curtain track. 8. Mark picture hooks by putting a cocktail stick in wallplugs before wallpapering so they protrude. 9. Stop wallplugs from turning by lubricating screw threads with tallow. 10. Use a surface primer on clean, dry tiles before painting. Seal emulsion with varnish. 11. Paint over radiators by sanding down the metal and brushing on eggshell or gloss paint. At this time of year, with radiators hardly being used, you could even make or buy a classy radiator cover, to conceal the metal. 12. If you make a mistake when painting, remove fresh paint with masking tape. 13. Paint narrow strips by dividing your paint roller with tightly tied string. 14. Buy mosquito netting and suspend from the ceiling to fall in a dramatic veil around beds. Not only does this look great, but at this time of year, when you`re sleeping with the windows open, it`s really practical too. No one likes getting bitten! 15. Remove rotted wood from windowsills and fill holes with car body filler. File and sand before repainting.
Maxi Pools IT CAN be a frustrating experience to locate a good quality pool-leak-detection and repair service. Customers should look for quality, integrity and a company that is trust worthy. You have just the company right on your doorstep, based in Gran Alicant and servicing the entire Costa Blanca: Maxi Pools. SERVICES INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING: • Leak Detection • Pipe Pressure Testing • Structural Leaks Investigated • Pump replacement or repairs • Sand Replacement • New Filters • Re–grouting, Re-tiling and Acid Cleansing Any problem may be detected and repaired, from start to finish if required. Pool leaks can cost a fortune when constantly having to top up water levels and as we are lucky enough not to have the rain in Spain, the water has to come via your meter…… OUCH! Maxi Pools have the experience, the tools for the job and the initial price quoted for the job is your final price. So if you think you may have a problem contact Maxi Pool Today on 652 483 528. Top Class Service - would recommend Maxi Pools to my friends: Maxi Pools are like old friends starting with the
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first telephone contact. They not only diagnosed my pool leak but fixed it right on the spot and assisted me with other issues I had regarding my swimming pool; unheard of considering he had no financial advantage in doing so. The pricing is great and the service they provide is rare. The experience was ‘Top Notch!’ Give them a call if you have a pool leak - you won’t be disappointed! Susan Jamieson, Almoradi, Spain Great service and great employees! 7th February, 2011: Their work is priced fairly, they are on time, pleasant, and VERY good at what they do! They find leaks by checking the pool, the piping and the pump; I can’t say enough about the overall quality of this company. And all at a reasonable price: great value, excellent service, on time and done right the first time.
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What am I doing wrong?
Computing with aunty virus
Updating current browser Can’t proceed further Terry via email asks: HI AUNTY, I hope you can help me once again. I have just had an email from Yahoo to say that they are upgrading their mail service and I must have Internet Explorer7 (IE7), Firefox3, Safari4 or Chrome5 to do this. Currently I have Microsoft XP. They add that if you do not have one of these browsers then you must first update to get their improved service and will soon be mandatory. My question is how do I go about updating my current browser? Aunty Says: Hi Terry. A ‘browser’ is simply the program that you use to ’browse’ the Internet. The four ones you have mentioned are the major players in the market and you can use any (or all) of them for free. Microsoft’s Internet Explorer (IE) is probably the most common, but only because it is bundled with Windows and we’re tricked / cajoled into using it. Firefox is written by Mozilla. org (and is my favorite) and is
closely followed by Google’s Chrome. I have all three of these and I use them for different reasons. I generally stick to Firefox, but I find Chrome is faster when using Google’s own applications such as Gmail & Picasa. I have kept IE purely because one of my online banking sites is very slow using Firefox but fine with IE8. All of these browser programs are constantly being updated and improved which is where the number comes in. Firefox4 is now available and IE9 has been around for a while. I haven’t forgotten Safari (which Apple favour so it must be good) but I don’t use it so I can’t comment. You can get the latest version of your choice of browser from the respective companies’ websites.
Brian from Quesada asks: Hi aunty, firstly let me thank you for the advice you gave me in last weeks issue (604) regarding the reinstallation of the currency converter, it worked perfectly. Hope you can help me with this one too. When using my Laptop with Vista I log onto flybe.com using Google to book a flight but the web page appears followed by a message ‘Class not registered’ and I can’t proceed any
further. Is there a way of correcting this problem on my Laptop? Aunty Says: Hi Brian. If this only happens when you try and access that particular website then this could well be a Java issue. The easiest thing to try is download and install the latest version of Java from www.sun.com or maybe try using Firefox as your browser and see what happens. Let me know how you get on.
Tommy via email asks: HI AUNTY - I have two problems I hope you can solve for me. When I try to download free AVG I only seem to get the 30 day free trial then I must subscribe to continue: what am I doing wrong? I want to download Skype on my daughter’s PC but again it downloads Skype which you must subscribe to? I Read your column each week and keep your page for reference in future should I need it. Aunty Says: Hello Tommy. When you download the free AVG2011 installer it is actually the same as the subscription version unless you select the ‘basic protection’ option during the install. If you go to www.enetcomputers.net there is a link on the homepage to the latest AVG2011. Once the install starts you will be prompted to choose between ‘basic protection’ and ‘full protection’ and it is here you may be going wrong. I also recommend choosing the ‘custom install’ and untick everything (except for the sidebar/gadget option) as this keeps AVG down to a more efficient minimum install. Skype is also free for PC-toPC communications and chargeable if you want to call normal landline phones. Go to www.skype.com and make sure you are not selecting the premium version.
Please explain these tarifs Anne via email asks: WELL I’M so confused! I have just opened a contract with Movistar for 23€ per month for 500MB which I started on 3rd May. Today I have received an email from them saying “Has consumido los 500MB de tu tarifa. El trafico de datos no tendra coste aditional pero se reducira la velocidad hasta el dia 18 del mes.” I understand what their saying but could I have used the 500Mb already? I thought this was for unlimited use. Can you explain this kind of tariff to me I am so scared of getting a massive bill at the end of the month on top of the €23 a month I already pay them. I have a dongle from them to use when I’m online: I am so worried. Aunty Says: Hello Anne. The tariff you have allows you to download 500Mb of data at full speed and when you exceed your 500Mb, although you won’t get charged any more, your speed drops considerably. It really depends on what you are doing over the internet to know whether 500Mb per month is adequate as some things will use that amount very quickly. The things to avoid are ‘streaming’ sites such as Youtube and any kind of online TV & radio. Internet based phone services such as Skype will eat up your allocated 500Mb, as will any chat programs that use webcams. There are of course all the Windows and antivirus/spyware updates that will kick in almost daily, but these can’t really be avoided. If you have a laptop it may be worth popping into a bar that offers free wifi once a week and manually update everything over a cup of coffee.
Opening programs
Alan Palmer from Els Poblets asks: HI AUNTY Can you please advise me? When I try to open a program it shows: ‘Open with: Choose the program you want to use to open the file’ - How can I stop it asking this? Aunty Says: There should be a box you can tick, Alan, to ‘always use the selected program’.
That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out
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Investigates the case of Evil Alarm Clocks THIS WEEK the Inspector is wide awake with a quintessentially evil quartet of quarrelsome alarm clocks. Who takes any notice of an alarm clock? No, really. It´s that boring little device, whether it be clock/radio or mobile phone, that sits next to the bed ready to release you from the land of nod with some irritating row (anything recorded in the last 20 years) or fake siren sound. And then, after all that, only to have the ´snooze´ operated by the weaker-willed amongst us – just another five minutes… So what is the 21st Century solution to this age old dilemma? First up is the SnuzNLuz Wifi Donation Alarm Clock (top left). Rather than hurting your ears this little blighter hits you where it really hurts – your wallet. Set it up to donate a fixed amount to a nonprofit/charity organisation every time you hit the snooze button. Just connect to the internet by cable or WiFi, configure bank and receiving organisation from the supported list and you´re all set for a bit of Pay-As-You-Snooze. Next up is the Tocky Rolling Ball Alarm Clock (top right). This little devil is the Lord Lucan of the alarm world – tricky to catch. When the alarm goes off, the Tocky rolls off the bedside table and continues to evade any attempt at capture by randomly changing direction. You can choose from standard alarm tones, stored mp3 recordings and even record your own
voice message using the in-built microphone. How about getting a personalised wake-up message from your mother-in-law - or anything featuring Janet Street-Porter... For another approach try out the Sonic Alert Sonic Boom Alarm Clock (bottom left). Not only does this have an 113db adjustable tone and volume, but also a bed shaker attachment that emits powerful vibrations: not recommended to anyone with a nervous disposition. Finally the Wake n’ Bacon Alarm Clock (bottom right): Wake to the smell of cooking bacon (vegetarians need not read any further). Just load a rasher of pre-cooked bacon and at the appointed hour the halogen bulbs inside the device will warm the bacon ready to be lifted out with the supplied tongs. Cracking bacon Gromit! The Inspector´s Verdict: Waking up should be fun – why not liven up the start to your day? Okay, things don´t look good the morning after that little sip of Rioja – but what could be worse than a nice game with an alarm gadget? Not waking up at all probably… Available from online outlets - expect to pay around 50€ for the Tocky Rolling Ball Alarm Clock, 30€ for the SnuzNLuz Wifi Donation Alarm Clock and 20€ for the Sonic Alert Sonic Boom Alarm Clock; unfortunately the Wake n’ Bacon Alarm Clock isn’t available commercially yet, probably for safety reasons.
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Eye advice for Over 60s: Yearly eye test can detect glaucoma, cataracts, macular degeneration Free eye tests with purchase at Specsavers Opticas in the Costa Blanca Specsavers, the UK’s “most trusted” opticians, are advising Costa Blanca residents over the age of 60 to have an eye test at least once a year. Older eyes are susceptible to diseases such as glaucoma, macular degeneration and cataracts, which can be detected during an eye test. Early diagnosis can help prevent further damage in many cases. To encourage residents to have an eye exam, Specsavers Opticas stores in Calpe, Jávea and Torrevieja are offering their signature, UK standard eye test free with every glasses purchase until 21st May, 2011. Optician Colin Evans of Specsavers Opticas in Torrevieja explains “Some people wait until their vision becomes impaired before having an eye test. This can be risky because some eye diseases have few noticeable symptoms until they reach an advanced stage.” Store director Mike Stone of Specsavers Opticas in Calpe and Jávea adds: “Our advice to those over 60 is – Make an annual eye test a part of your normal healthcare routine.” Common problems for the over 60s Cataracts - The lens becomes opaque,
blurring vision and even leading to loss of sight if left untreated. Early on, the condition may cause near-sightedness and the reduction in perception of blue colours. Glaucoma - A build-up of fluid within the eye can increase pressure, which in turn damages the optic nerve. The loss of visual field often occurs gradually and slowly, and may be recognised by the sufferer only when at an advanced stage. This loss of vision can never be recovered, so prompt diagnosis is essential. Macular degeneration - In older people, the macula – the centre of the retina which is used for detailed vision – thins and occasionally bleeds. This can lead to distortion, or even loss, of central vision. The sufferer may also have trouble discerning colours. Peripheral vision remains unaffected, but central vision loss is serious, so early diagnosis and treatment is vital. Specsavers was voted Britain’s “most trusted” brand of opticians for the tenth year in a row by the Reader’s Digest Trusted Brands survey 2011. For Specsavers Opticas store locations, visit www.specsavers.es.
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Hospital Acuario Documentary released – ‘Pure Lives’ A documentary about the first 25 years and how Hospital Acuario in Beniarbeig is providing ‘Low Cost Healthcare’ THESE DAYS you can fly cheaply, you can dress inexpensively, so why can it not also be the case with taking care of your health? With Hospital Acuario you can. Hospital Acuario opened in May 1986, and one of the first children born there was Ana. Today Ana works as a nurse at the Hospital, and the documentary centres around her as she asks patients of British and other nationalities about their experiences at the hospital. ‘Pure Lives’ brings out the considerable differences between being treated in Acuario and being treated elsewhere: at Acuario the human factor is key. The patients are always at the centre of the doctors’ and nurses’ work and there is a real family atmosphere at the hospital and health centre. Every testimony is real, and it comes through loud and clear in this documentary about how
Anaborn at the Acuario and now working there 25 years later
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patients and their families feel welcome and treated with kindness and respect. Acuario is entering its next 25 years by offering Low Cost Healthcare. The first of these Low Cost Healthcare special offers is already available for 8 weeks: a ‘Healthy Morning’ offer which for just €30 includes blood and urine analysis, a breakfast, blood pressure, electrocardiogram, lung function and body mass checks. Results of the tests will be received and discussed with you throughout the morning, and the full health check concludes with a Medical consultation to discuss the analysis of the results and give advice. Call 96 647 6260 or feel email acuario@acuario.org to make an appointment. If you would like to view the documentary it is viewable via www.acuario.org or on facebook.com/hospitalacuario
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horoscopes by Kenny Corris
Waltzer I have always loved fun fairs. Take me to a Theme Park and I have absolutely no fear whatsoever no matter how fast and furious the ride. The fastest rollercoasters are never too fast for me! I attribute the appreciation of all the fun of the fair to my Father. He took me to Coney Island when I was just a little boy, and we rode The Cyclone together. I remember holding onto my father for grim death, but after the car came to a halt I realised that it was fun, and wanted to go on again. I had lost any fear that I had. I progressed onto the Waltzer. Here the cars dipped and dived and twirled on their metal bases. Lights flashed and the attendants slapped the back of the revolving cars and helped to spin them faster and faster. Sirens hooted and I was lost in the motion of the waves with the aftershock of the ever spinning cars. To fuel my fun there was the aroma of hot dogs, screams from the Ghost Train and the promise of cotton candy and a coke float. It was a colourful world of toffee apples, fortune tellers and sad clowns. My father won me a cupie doll on the rifle range, and I picked a duck with a prize number on its belly, and kept that teddy for years. There was something rather dangerous about the rides, and yet I was safe in the arms of my Father and protected by him. Therefore danger became fun and I loved every minute of it. Plus I learned to breathe out on each ride, to shout, yell or scream as I needed to; and this was the secret to my enjoyment. Life is just like a funfair. Not just because you can scream if you want to when you want to, which can help, but because you can face the ups and downs of life and ride the worst ride only to leave it whole and safe. There is no doubt about it, life is a fast ride and we may have our fears and our doubts and reservations, but we
postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny, I have had a very strange experience in that my nephew, aged six has told me that he remembers when we were in heaven together. I was lost for words to reply to him and can’t help to wonder if he has some premature psychic gift? Why did he say that we were in heaven together? What has brought him to say this? Wendy K. Hey, Wendy, I too am a bit speechless. Then the obvious came to mind, ask your nephew what he means. He is only relating something he has felt, and asking him to recall and draw and explain may be a good way of finding out what he means. He could have lived before and is relating something from his actual past, since children normally tell the truth about outstanding things and if they have reincarnated as children they are very close to the actual process which brought this about. He could be referring to a dream in which you have focussed and he saw this as Heaven. Please do let me know what happens next, and do tell your nephew that he can always talk to you about this! Any psychic energies should be actively encouraged, and for sure these will help develop a bond between you two.
will be safe in the end. Take the Haunted House, not matter how scary it is, and whatever you encounter within its gloomy darkness you will be safe, and crash through those metal doors with a smile on your face, and laughing. Nothing is real at the fair, and you can escape and get away with it. When in Florida I wanted to go to Disney World, and had a wonderful and unforgettable day. I rode the fastest rides, including Space Mountain, but how could you go all that way and not try out each and every attraction? Disney brings such a wonderful energy, pure fantasy and fun is presented to everyone of all ages and they enjoy the result, and treasure the memory. So, on the darkest day I recall my fun in the Magic Kingdom! I don’t care that I am the eldest rider on the Waltzer on Brighton Pier, and adore the Magnus Colossus at Terra Mitica, when I get the chance. Spirit has always kept me safe. Though I may have gritted my teeth and whitened my knuckles everything does come right in the end. The highs and lows of the roller coaster sometimes see you literally hanging on by the skin of your teeth. There are truly high highs and low lows, but you get by, sometimes we are feeling that we are on the way down and sometimes we are reassuringly very much on the upward curve. Your life will be a fast one, may not always be connected with all the fun of the fair, and it may have a tinge of fear as the sirens wail, and the toffee apple caramelises before our very eyes. But I guarantee that sheer fun and zest for life will see us hurtling around the fairground of our lives, defying the fear and waltzing safely through, right to the end amongst the inevitable chills and spills we encounter on the way.
Love & Light... Kenny Corris
Kenny’s diary Monday May 23rd and Wednesday May 25th: Readings at Bistro Maya, Albir from 16.30. Call: 966 868 213 for bookings and further info. Thursday June 2nd: Service for the ASF at The Forum Alfaz del Pi at 18.30. All welcome to this event which includes a demonstration of clairvoyance. Thursday June 9th: Sanctuary. An inspiring afternoon workshop of meditation techniques and inner connections, to help to use specific positive energies, bringing spiritual empowerment. 686 361 594 Saturday June 11th: Readings at La Fustera, between Calpe and Benissa from 10.00. Call Penny Smith on: 965 749 182 OR 687 926 021.
contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Email: kennycorris@hotmail.com Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!
Mars, Mercury and Venus may be to blame for your current hesitation since they send each a complicated instruction that will stop you in your tracks. Whilst most things are best kept on hold right now it is a great time to weigh up the pro’s and con’s in the light of future plans and thus avoiding any pitfalls. Take all this in your stride because others are watching your current performance. With Mars, Mercury and Venus in residence and opposition from both Pluto and Capricorn you have a lot on your plate. This is the very best time to delegate things very nicely within your conscious control and to direct others, who right now appear not to notice your turmoil. Your instinct always shows your stubborn side and your determination to succeed whatever, but give someone a chance for a change! With your planet exalted there comes a real opportunity to take a deeper look within yourself, and you may actually like what you see for a change. You can be very hard on yourself, but also you do like to set high standards that others may not be able to aspire to. The week ahead gives you a good chance to paper over any cracks diligently, and to retain your supremacy at all costs for all concerned. An emotional time for you and it is high time that you found an adequate shoulder to cry on. There is so much pent up energy within and this is mixed with stored anger, and fuelled with a touch of bitterness. Don’t worry since the solution is so close to a successful conclusion; but know that things should not have to go so far before you receive the love, help and understanding you so richly deserve. Throw caution to the wind and follow your instincts right now. With such dramatic actions bringing prescribed effects it is high time you realise that you have been barking up the wrong tree! Try to see things from another angle, and put your positive energies into planning something like an escape or a break away. This will bring you to realise just how very close you really are to the main event. Mercury is somewhat slowed down with the actions of Mars and Venus and the conjunction of Saturn and Pluto. This means that you are waiting for important news and must wait a little longer because a delay is certain. Though things are at a crossroads it is true to say that your tried and tested will see you safely through and you won’t have to be patient for too long as the wind is changing midweek. Your planetary leader, Venus is in cahoots with Mercury and Mars but conscious of actions this weekend with Pluto. This must not be seen as a thorn in your side more a chance to argue your case, prove a point, or to show others just how adapt you are at handling things. There will be rewards, but wait and see what impact that all this has on someone who really thinks that they can call the shots! With Mars and Pluto involved in voluntary actions there is a bittersweet result to something, and a compromise to take on board. You do not like doing things by half, neither the prospect of unfinished business, but the way forward is to strike a balance and let bygones be bygones. There are no winners or losers, but all this has taught you a lesson that you will never forget or wish to be repeated. A great time for yourself. This certainly isn’t selfish, it’s self preserving, and you deserve to have a chance for some positive rest and relaxation. Jupiter sends a full approval for actions which see you calmer and better prepared, and a chance comes to recharge those batteries and prepare yourself adequately for a busy time ahead and doors opening to show you a way forward. The entry of Pluto midweek really does force you to cancel or re arrange your diary this week. There will be some surprises, and a challenge issued shows you the way to the promotion that you deserve and have been waiting for. Take the opportunity to show others what you can do, and examine any problems that arise from the roots upwards, because someone has to take a stand. Just know your priorities right now and all will be well. You must have more confidence in yourself and those around you if you are to get the help and response that you need to have. Silently suffering does nobody any good and won’t get you the attention that you merit. Put your best foot forward, and remember you never really know what you can do until you try, and do your best. A green light is the result of taking something to a suitable conclusion, believing in yourself and being determined. There is much work to do but this week sees that you have come so far, and allows you the benefit of the doubt for future plans and projects. You are getting more support from those who love you because they can see what you are capable of. You’ve started, so go finish too.
If it’s your birthday this week... Take plans to the next stage and lay your cards on the table, because you have nothing to lose and everything to gain this astrological year by being open, loving and just you!!
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Word Ladders The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.
Cryptic Crossword
Sudoku Across 1. Commotion caused by disturbing brute in tree (8) 5. Boastful bird? (4) 9. Repair many at last (4) 10. Inclination to write song (8) 11. Staged imposingly? (3,2) 12. Would be select if ninety were admitted, but difficult to catch (7) 13. Loud outcry caused by 150 showing the ardour of their love (13) 18. Member constitutes an unreasoning adherent (8) 19. This horse is frightening by night (4) 20. I am to show incontrovertibly how to get better (7) 21. Hot displeasure shown that range has been blown up (5) 22. Direction given by the smallest letterhead sent out (4) 23. To Len red is imbued with disorder (8)
Down 2. Not uniform of jejune quality (7) 3. Editor takes brush round his sleeping-chamber (7) 4. Revenge - the ability to see a small hole (2,3,3,2,3) 6. Come to understand how to convert into cash (7) 7. She has the knack of making clever remarks, but it loses freshness (7) 8. Disdainfully rejects boys from organisation (6) 13. Upset having to show measurement for headgear (7) 14. In respect of article to support thus turning up (7) 15. No sir, ring up for a prayer (6) 16. Lion and man confused in name only (7) 17. Go, nurse - he’ll do the operation! (7)
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Quick Crossword 5. Copied (4)
3. Relationship (7)
9. Profit (4) 10. Cutting tool (8)
4. Cinema (7,6)
11. Gay (5)
6. Versatile (7)
12. Unavailing (7)
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13. Predestined (13)
8. Respect (6)
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13. Choosing (7)
19. Sleigh (4)
14. Obvious (7)
20. Sloth (7)
15. Lives (6)
21. Trivial (5) 22. Entrance (4)
16. Moment (7)
23. Ruminate (8)
17. Graceful (7) You can play these wordwheels by whatever rules you like. But there is at least one nine letter word hidden in each wordwheel (and thus using every letter in the wordwheel). For many players the fun element and biggest challenge of the wordwheel is to find a nine letter word. Other than that, the rules are up to you - but generally you should restrict yourself to only finding words that contain the central letter, as otherwise you will find huge numbers of words in many puzzles!
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Answers & Winners Last week’s Crossword and Suduko answers found on page 51/54. Winner for 604 is Rose Sommerford, Calpe
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music scene Bobby Valentine - Singer Guitarist
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OBBY’S MUSICAL career started during the age of Skiffle in the 50s. He
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specialises in 50s, 60s and 70s music including Elvis Presley, Cliff Richard, Buddy Holly, The Beatles, etc. Bobby performs an energetic show that will get customers ‘Rocking in the Aisles’ and everyone singing and dancing to these popular songs! He is the ideal entertainment for bars, clubs, private functions, restaurants, BBQ’s, and corporate events. El Naranjal Camping, Calle Cami Dels Morers, Javea (rear of Club de Tennis Javea), Javea,
Phone: 96 579 2089, is starting live music nights from 9pm on Saturdays and Wednesdays. On Saturday 21st May it will be Manny’s Karaoke and Bobby Valentine will be performing there on Wednesday 25th May. Come and dance under the stars beside the lovely poolside restaurant. For more info on Bobby Valentine and bookings phone: 96 647 1086: Mobile 607 687 855 or email: val@largegin.com
Anna Summer – Female Vocalist ANNA SUMMER is a new female solo artist on the Costa Blanca, offering gentle background music for restaurants and quieter functions, or raucous party music for larger venues and bars or for special occasions and private parties. Her repertoire covers music from Ella Fitzgerald, Nina Simone, Peggy Lee, through to the vibrant 80s and Blondie, Eurythmics and Cher. She is an
exciting, fun and energetic new entertainer who also plays the keyboards and is lead vocalist with ‘Bunty & the Beanos’. For more info phone: 96 646 2317 or 675 860 665. GIGS FOR MAY: Saturday 21st, Jaspas Bar, Balcon al Mar, Javea Sunday 22nd, Leonardo’s, Arenal, Javea (Every Sunday)
Sharni – Vocal Entertainer SHARNI HAS over twenty years’ experience in the entertainment business with residencies in five star hotels in the Middle East and major holiday/leisure resorts in the UK. She has worked with many stars over the years as a warm up act and since arriving in Spain, Sharni has been in great demand at many venues in the area. She is ideal for cabaret, dancing or easy listening – singing hits from the
60s to the present day. For bookings and more info check out her new web site: www.thesharnishow.com GIGS FOR MAY: Saturday 21st, Platino’s Lounge Bar, Arenal, Javea Sunday 22nd, La Copa, Calpe Monday 23rd, Tower Lounge Bar, Benidorm (Every Monday) Tuesday 24th, Harald’s Bar, Cumbre del Sol, Benitachell
Black Glitter – Rock/Soul Band GEOFF BRITTON has recently returned from playing in UK and is now part of a new and exciting band called ‘Black Glitter’. The line up is Geoff Britton (drums), Kelly (vocals), Carlos (guitar) and Chema (bass). The band’s repetoire includes the great lady vocalists of rock and soul, Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Patti LaBelle etc. There is plenty to enjoy, quality musicians, classic songs and some great dance music. Come along to the Don Quijote Bar, Paichi Centre, Moraira on Sunday 22nd May to support live music and see this new and exciting band who will also be appearing at the Moraira Music Festival on Sunday 12th June. For more info on the band phone Geoff on: 647 946 306. ET’s Golden Oldies Disco Tel: 965 748 199 or 659 921 875 or email: etinspain@hotmail.com. If there are any music venues or acts that wish to be featured in this column,please contact Eric directly.
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Choirs in tune by Jack Troughton
VOICES OF the German Choir and Montgo Chorale are singing together for the second time in 18 months at a concert in Denia on Sunday 29th May. The strings of the Orchestra of the Marina Alta will be accompanying the choirs at the Church of the Asuncion. Gordon Lawson will conduct the concert and the main work of the evening will be Schubert’s Mass in G. Other highlights include Pergolesi’s Stabat Mater, Brahm’s Alto Rhapsody – with Christina Martinez as soloist – and Spring from Vivaldi’s evergreen Four Seasons.
And Christina Martinez, accompanied by Christine Squires, will also sing some Spanish songs while the programme will be completed with shorter but wellknown choral pieces. The concert begins at 5pm and admission is by 12€ programme - children under 16 can enter free. The programmes are available from Humpty dumpty, Javea; Hostal Loreto, Haarstudio Raquel and Krauterhaus Sanct Bernhard, Denia; and Papereria Llebeig, La Xara. The programmes can also be reserved and collected at the door by calling Peter (English) on 96 646 2944 or Peter (German) on 96 648 7028.
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A night at the opera by Jack Troughton FOUR RETIRED singers unite to form an operatic supergroup and relive their finest hour in Javea Players hysterically funny production of Quartet. Their acclaimed performance of Rigoletto has been rereleased on CD (there might even be a royalty cheque in the post) and they plan to perform the piece at the annual retirement home concert to celebrate the birthday of composer Giuseppe Verdi. The problem is one of age: can they still hit the notes? One refuses point blank to tread the boards again – she is suffering the stage fright that prematurely halted her career – so the four hatch a cunning plan - they mime to their original recording. Javea Players certainly reached an all-time high with Sir Ronald Harwood’s Quartet and gales of laughter filled the revamped Studio Theatre from the first lines. Packed with bawdy humour about the frustrations of growing old, the audience needed the slower reflective moments to recover from the barrage of side-splitting comedy. DIVA Reginald, Cecily and Wilfred are firm friends and settled at the home with their motto ‘NSP’ – that’s ‘no self-pity’ – when their boat is rocked by the arrival of Jean, diva and formerly married to Reginald, apparently a union of just nine hours. Jean – a wonderful and sympathetic performance by Jeanne Southworth – cannot believe she has fallen so far from an Eton Square home and standing ovations at the opera, to an almost penniless existence at the home amongst various members of ‘the chorus’ and musicians. However, aided and abetted by her three companions, she is able to put her life back into perspective and enjoy again the value of friendship. Norman Dunnington made an excellent Reginald – slightly pompous, often very serious, and incredibly funny when he suddenly flies off the handle at a nurse’s on-going campaign to deny him marmalade at breakfast.
Party in the park by Jack Troughton ANIMAL CHARITY APASA is staging its summer ‘fiesta’ in Pinosol Park, Javea, on Saturday 28th May promising fun for all the family. The Johnny Motown Band provides the music while Lisa the Clown will be busy keeping youngsters entertained. And there will be a barbeque, drinks, coffee, and delicious homemade cakes, as well as a variety of stalls, including a traditional tombola and raffle. The party takes place between 1pm and 6pm and all the money raised goes to help the animals rescued by APASA and the upkeep of its sanctuary.
Photograph by Benny Davis
Sybil Kent directed the show and must be congratulated for keeping the timing perfectly paced in a play so centred on dialogue. GOSSIP And Sybil also used her accomplished acting talents to bring Cecily to life – a kind and gentle woman once the subject of backstage gossip with a reputation of being a bit of a man eater, now worrying her friends as her mind at times wanders, which can threaten a departure from the home to a gloomier fate. Bill Kent was a triumph as Wilfred. His delivery of one liners and cryptic comments was superb as the pensioner determined to keep his friends cheerful through thick and thin. Bill also successfully brought out the character’s more serious side – the love of his dead wife, a true evaluation of life, especially art, and his contempt for medical dogooders. Javea Players struck gold with a sell-out run for Quartet and the cast was rewarded with repeated curtain calls on opening night after a memorable finale. It is being made into a film this year – starring Dame Maggie Smith and Albert Finney – but this was a joy to watch live.
Support the rescued dogs
The Royal British Legion Summer Fete THE ROYAL British Legion Calpe Branch is to hold its Summer Fete on Saturday 4th June at 3pm at Chez Flo Bar and Restaurant. A Grand Prize Draw will feature wonderful prizes donated by local businesses, bars and restaurants, with
numerous side stalls selling bric a brac, clothes, games and accessories. There will be a raffle for a three-litre bottle of vodka, a 50 Bottle Draw and more, with all proceeds in aid of the Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal. All are welcome.
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HELP helps the people of Lorca HELP MURCIA Mar Menor has donated serveral boxes of good quality clothing to the people of Lorca who lost so much in the earthquake that struck the town last week. They have also given much needed children’s toys and clothing. Joan and Bernard delivered the boxes to Castelar College in San Pedro del Pinatar after an appeal by ADAPT, that uses the College for several of its functions.
Valencia CF donate 6,000€ to Lorca victims VALENCIA CF players have donated 6,000€ to the victims of the Lorca earthquake. The donation was announced by club captain, David Navarro, earlier this week as part of an effort to help those affected by the catastrophe. The team is also to donate shirts for auction.
Chefs are customers too BEING A chef and running a restaurant is really hard work. I know, I’ve not only worked in them, I’ve owned quite a few as well. Customers forget that we chefs are customers too and also eat out, albeit very occasionally. We don’t usually cause a fuss when we do, we automatically know not to ask a stupid question in the middle of a busy session, nor do we ask for special treatment which would interfere with the smooth running of the restaurant or take the service away from other diners, but yes we get bad meals too, lots of them. Chefs rarely come into the dining room even when they are asked to as the only reason they are asked to come into the dining room by a customer is when someone is going to complain. Being in a kitchen when the waiter says, “Table 6 wants to see the chef” is like being told that you all have the plague. It’s the only phrase that immediately silences the whole kitchen whilst they all decide who tonight, is going to be “the
chef.” No-one in the main asks to see the chef to say how wonderful the meal was nor to usually ask for the recipe for a particular dish: no it’s just to complain about something. Complaining doesn’t start after the meal; it starts at the beginning, asking for a tomato salad “without tomatoes.” We even overheard a customer in a drive-in burger restaurant in America ask for “two double cheeseburgers without the cheese” amongst other bizarre requests. She explained to her friend that the burgers that they used for the cheeseburgers were different to the burgers they used for normal burgers. Oh pleeease! Not only do chefs know how to complain they usually know what has gone wrong with the meal in the first place. We don’t ask to see the chef in the restaurant or even storm into the kitchen unless we have to. We try to limit the problems from the outset by asking what they do best and
If you don’t know what the dish is, ask. Then if you’ve tried it and don’t really like the dish, then say so
then keep it simple, although I have been known to ask to see the fresh fish if I’m told that “they came in this morning.” Not that I’ve anything against frozen anything really as long as it’s defrosted correctly. I’m quite prepared to phone ahead with a special request if I fancy something special and know not to spring the “I’m allergic to” or “I can’t eat” surprise at 9pm on a Saturday night. Eating out should be a pleasure and it should not be seen as a passport allowing you to vent your
foodie frustrations. If you don’t know what the dish is, ask. Then if you’ve tried it and don’t really like the dish, then say so, I’m sure the chef will be happy to change it: we like people who try things new and take our recommendations. But, if it’s technically wrong then you have every right to bring it to the attention of the management and complain but there is a huge difference between “I don’t like it” and “it’s horrible” - make sure you learn to know the difference.
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07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Little Howard’s Big Question 09:25 Prank Patrol Down Under 10:00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 10:30 Serious Explorers 11:00 Relic: Guardians of the Museum 11:30 League of Super Evil 11:40 Wolverine and the X-Men 12:00 Mortified 12:25 OOglies 12:40 MOTD Kickabout 13:00 It Happened One Night 14:40 Diagnosis Murder 15:25 Escape to the Country 16:25 Two Greedy Italians 17:25 Heroes of Telemark 19:30 Flog It! 20:30 Dad’s Army 21:00 Operation Mincemeat 22:00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 22:45 Our ‘Enry: A Tribute to Sir Henry Cooper 23:30 Cinderella Man
07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 09:25 House Gift 10:25 Coronation Street 12:45 This Morning: Saturday 13:40 ITV News 13:45 You’ve Been Framed! 14:15 Carry On Screaming 16:05 Moonraker 18:25 Granada News 18:35 ITV News 18:50 People Do the Funniest Things 19:45 Sing If You Can 21:00 Britain’s Got Talent 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News 23:15 Tightrope
Cryptic Solutions for 604 Across: 1 All the same; 7 Trout; 8 Minster; 10 Informed; 11 Born 13 Encore; 15 Tea-set; 17 User; 18 Proceeds; 21 Bottled; 22 Aisle; 23 Grand total. Down: 1 Aloof; 2 Literary; 3 Hamlet; 4 Sink; 5 Methods; 6 Strike dumb; 9 Runs to seed; 12 Penchant; 14 Creator; 16 Credit; 19 Easel; 20 Plan. Quick Solutions Across: 1 Kidnapping; 7 Roost; 8 Retired; 10 Fastness; 11 Pass; 13 Relate; 15 Hereto; 17 Each; 18 Untoward; 21 Tenable; 22 Drown; 23 Repentance. Down: 1 Knows; 2 Detonate; 3 Arrest; 4 Pity; 5 Narrate; 6 Preferment; 9 Discordant; 12 Beholden; 14 Licence; 16 Invent; 19 Atone; 20 Able. WORDWHEEL 605: TELESCOPE
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07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Olivia 10:15 Mr Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Meals in Moments 11:10 Family Food Fight 11:40 The Gadget Show 12:40 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green: At the Ends of the Earth 13:40 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers 14:40 A Lawless Street 16:15 Gunsmoke 17:50 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 19:45 5 News Weekend 19:50 NCIS 20:40 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:35 CSI: Miami 22:35 CSI: NY 23:35 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:35 Forensic Files
08:15 Futurama 10:00 WWE: Superstars 11:00 Soccer AM 13:00 A Different Breed 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 Oops TV 16:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 17:00 Futurama 19:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 20:00 The Simpsons 21:00 Road Wars 22:00 Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour 2011 24:00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK
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07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 09:25 May the Best House Win 10:25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11:25 Sing If You Can 12:40 This Morning: Sunday 13:40 Dinner Date 14:35 ITV News 14:50 Columbo 16:20 Britain’s Got Talent 17:20 Back to the Future Part III 19:30 Granada News 19:45 ITV News 20:00 The Cube 21:00 Vera 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:15 The Life and Loss of Karen Woo 24:30 Florida: Paradise Lost
07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 That Paralympic Show 08:25 Freesports on 4 08:55 Friends 09:20 Friends 09:45 Hollyoaks 12:20 Being N-Dubz in America and Beyond 12:55 Glee 13:55 The Simpsons 14:25 The Simpsons 14:55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 15:55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 17:00 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals 17:30 Deal or No Deal 18:30 Time Team 19:30 Channel 4 News 19:55 4thought.tv 20:00 Come Dine with Me 21:00 The Hotel 22:00 Orphan 24:20 Vinyan
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07:00 Hour of Power 08:00 My Pet Shame 09:00 A Different Breed 10:00 Oops TV 11:00 WWE: Superstars 12:00 WWE: Experience 13:00 Stargate Universe 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 The Simpsons 15:30 The Simpsons 16:00 The Simpsons 17:00 The Simpsons 17:30 Futurama 18:00 Pirates of the Caribbean Special 18:30 Raising Hope 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Middle 20:30 Modern Family 21:00 The Simpsons 21:30 The Simpsons 22:00 Hawaii Five-0 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:00 House
07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Bargain Hunt 13:30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2011 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Copycats 16:40 Wingin’ It 17:00 Sadie J 17:30 Blue Peter 17:55 Shaun the Sheep 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2011 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 Supersize Ambulance 23:00 BBC News 23:35 A Question of Sport
07:00 Childrens TV 11:25 Zingzillas 11:45 Waybuloo 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 Pink Panther Show 13:00 Daily Politics 13:30 GMT with George Alagiah 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:15 Animal 24:7 16:00 Helicopter Heroes 16:45 Flog It! 17:30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 18:15 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Story of Ireland 21:00 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2011 22:00 All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Louis Theroux
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07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 Four Weddings 11:00 Drop Dead Diva 12:00 Drop Dead Diva 13:00 The Witches 14:45 35MM 15:00 Four Weddings US 16:00 Bones 17:00 Bones 18:00 Passport Patrol 18:30 Passport Patrol 19:00 Nothing to Declare 20:00 Four Weddings Revisited 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Dating in the Dark 23:00 The Hunks 24:00 Grey’s Anatomy
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08:30 Motorsports Weekend 08:45 Cycling 09:30 French Open Tennis 10:30 Game, Set and Mats 11:00 Live French Open Tennis 20:30 Game, Set and Mats 21:00 Cycling 22:35 WATTS 22:45 Eurogoals 23:15 Champions Club 24:00 Cycling 24:45 WATTS
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Four Weddings 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Bones 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Dating in the Dark 22:00 Four Weddings Revisited 23:00 16 & Pregnant 24:00 Criminal Minds
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08:30 Eurogoals 09:00 Champions Club 09:45 French Open Tennis 10:00 Game, Set and Mats 11:00 Live French Open Tennis 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 Live French Open Tennis 20:30 Game, Set and Mats 20:45 Boxing 22:45 Cycling 23:45 Porsche Super Cup 24:15 Motorcycling
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07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Four Weddings 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Bones 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Dating in the Dark 23:00 The Hunks 24:00 Criminal Minds
tv Wednesday 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Bargain Hunt 13:30 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2011 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; Regional News 16:05 President Obama at Westminster 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Waterloo Road 21:30 Life of Riley 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 23:45 Not Going Out 24:15 It’s a Boy/Girl Thing
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07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Poms in Paradise 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Cops with Cameras 24:35 Long Lost Family
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07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Frasier 09:55 Friends 10:25 Accidentally on Purpose 10:50 Location, Location, Location 11:55 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 The Home Show 14:05 Kidnapped 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Celebrity Five Go To 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Diagnosis Live from the Clinic 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Desperate Housewives 24:05 Big Bang Theory 24:35 Big Bang Theory
07:00 Childrens TV 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Stansted: The Inside Story 13:00 Meals in Moments 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:10 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 McBride 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 Pawn Stars 21:00 Giant Animal Moves 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 23:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:55 Poker: Aussie Millions
07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Frasier 09:55 Friends 10:25 Accidentally on Purpose 10:50 Location, Location, Location 11:55 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Paralympic World Cup 14:05 My Eden 14:10 White Feather 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Celebrity Five Go To 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Three in a Bed 22:00 Breaking a Female Paedophile Ring 23:00 World’s Tallest Man: Looking for Love 24:10 The Secret Millionaire
07:00 Childrens TV 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Stansted: The Inside Story 13:00 Meals in Moments 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:10 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 Sherlock Holmes 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 19:55 5 News at 7 20:00 Cricket 21:00 Emergency Bikers 22:00 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green: At the Ends of the Earth 23:00 Impossible? 24:05 Banged Up Abroad
07:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 08:00 Bondi Vet 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 11:00 Lie to Me 12:00 Body Language Secrets 13:00 Road Wars 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Wild Vets 16:30 Wild Vets 17:00 Lie to Me 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 22:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 23:00 Fringe 24:00 The Chicago Code
08:30 Cycling 09:30 French Open Tennis 10:45 Game, Set and Mats 11:00 Live French Open Tennis 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 Live French Open Tennis 20:30 Game, Set and Mats 21:05 Wednesday Selection 21:10 Riders Club 21:15 PGA Tour Golf 22:15 European Tour Golf 22:45 Ladies European Tour Golf 22:55 Golf Club 23:00 Yacht Club 23:05 Wednesday Selection 23:15 Cycling 24:30 Eurosport for the Planet
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07:00 Childrens TV 10:05 Koala Brothers 10:15 Guess with Jess 10:30 Big & Small 10:40 Buzz and Tell 10:50 Big Cook Little Cook 11:10 Timmy Time 11:25 Zingzillas 11:45 Waybuloo 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 The Locket 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:15 Animal 24:7 16:00 Helicopter Heroes 16:45 Flog It! 17:30 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 18:15 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 The Culture Show 21:00 RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2011 22:00 The Shadow Line 23:00 Psychoville 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Golf
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08:30 Cycling 09:30 French Open Tennis 10:30 Game, Set and Mats 11:00 Live French Open Tennis 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 Live French Open Tennis 20:30 Game, Set and Mats 20:45 Live UEFA Women’s Champions League 23:00 Fight Club 24:50 French Open Tennis
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Running scared in Baku!
The TV Round Up by
Alex Trelinski
Broadcaster and freelance journalist
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ELL DONE to Azerbaijan for deservedly winning last Saturday’s Eurovision Song Contest in Germany with ‘Running Scared’. It’s certainly going to be a massive deal next year when the country’s capital, Baku, stages the largest event in the history of the former Soviet republic. The song title sums up what the country’s TV bosses might be thinking about hosting their biggest ever broadcast, as opposed to their only two cameras pointed at some workers co-operative farm. Meanwhile, I thought Blue’s performance for the UK, though getting a respectable 100 points, lacked a lot of punch through what I thought was a lacklustre audio mix. Despite what Graham Norton said on the BBC, the Spanish entry was poor and was only spared bottom slot by maximum points from friendly neighbours France and Portugal. By the way, full marks to the Dusseldorf crowd who roundly booed every single instance of political voting. You could smell the stench of credibility being stretched to the limit when Dannii Minogue said she wasn’t coming back to the UK ‘X Factor’ as a judge this year. The audition rounds apparently clash with her Australian TV commitments, which don’t seem to have been a problem before, and oh yes, there was her pregnancy last
year. I rather suspect that there was some dithering over her new contract, and she rightly decided to tell the producers to take a running jump. A shame really, as it was generally accepted that she gave more than any other judge to the contestants and didn’t indulge in the circus knockabout stuff that her colleagues did. I love a good conspiracy tale, and having suffered serious withdrawal symptoms after the end of ‘24’ last year, I’m delighted with BBC 2’s new thriller, ‘The Shadow Line’. It’s a corking tale, with some cracking performances, including Rafe Spall in a wonderful role as an unstable nutter. There are no gimmicks here like noisy background music; just a top cast and the sure sign of quality as I groan at the end of the hour, wanting the next episode to magically appear straight away. Mark my words that awards will be showered on this show over the next year.
Book Review by
Danny Collins
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It’s so easy to judge a book by its cover and that’s so much the case with Lady Gaga. She gives a new definition to the word that is weird, but underneath all the strange fashion and make-up she has a generous spirit, and of course she can really sing. There was plenty of her around last week, either as an entertaining mentor to the hopefuls
on ‘American Idol’, and then jetting in to the UK to promote her new album on ‘The Graham Norton Show’, followed by a gig for Radio 1 and BBC3. On Graham’s show, she insisted on personally thanking a woman who had made some tiny figures of her different costumes, and you could tell that she really meant it. Good for Gaga I say!
Spanish Demystified TO BE fair, all languages need ‘demystifying’. That of most concern to us living here in Spain is the general language of our hosts, i.e. Castellano. And Castellano, despite giving us the benefit of one-rule pronunciation, has its own version of strangled verbs. Plus it has its own quaint way with prepositions, not to mention conditional and subjunctive tenses that are seldom used in spoken English. To whit Spanish is a grammatical language and the grammar needs demystifying. Through McGraw Hill, linguist Jenny Petrow has set about easing the student’s pain by simplifying hard and fast rules in a manner that the student can understand and immediately put into practice. And remember these are simple rules that are easily committed to memory. Having said that, I wish Ms Petrow had had a word with the jacket designer whose blurb includes the inducement that I’ll have no problemo with Spanish after reading the book. But being a writer myself I know such mistakes can happen in production so, although it flaunts the rule that Greek-based Spanish words take a feminine ending but remain masculine, i.e. el problema, I shan’t
hold that against the author. In fact I found the book very helpful and an efficient memory jogger. I absolutely recommend it to anyone who seriously wants to improve their Spanish. Spaniards are a tolerant race and, unlike the French, they’ll make a genuine effort to understand us however fractured our grammar. For that reason alone I believe we should all return the compliment. So enjoy intelligently learning a language that will open doors to the captivating literature of Cervantes and the beautiful poetry of Machado and García Lorca. Author: Jenny Petrow Publisher: McGraw Hill Price: €20.80 ISBN: 97 80071 476584
The tragic events in Lorca were covered brilliantly on Spanish TV last week. ‘Espana Direct’ was rightly extended on ‘La 1’, and was a classic case of pictures telling the story. Meanwhile, the regional ‘7’ channel in Murcia did everything that could have been expected of it, with every angle being professionally covered. Sadly that was not the case with the other regional channel, ‘Television Murciana’ who offered nothing on the night on the region’s biggest story in living memory. Ninety minutes after the second quake, a pre-recorded bulletin went out with a bunch of electioneering politicians as the lead story. I doubt anybody watched it, but TVM ought to hang their heads in shame after the most disgraceful example of non-journalism that I have ever come across.
Suduko Answer
motoring
by
Brian Deller
Author of Motoring in Spain
I have read that if we need glasses to drive to see correctly that we must carry a spare pair in the vehicle and that we can be fined if stopped and cannot produce the spare. Does this apply to sunglasses as well? No. It only applies to glasses needed to correct defective vision. Unless the sunglasses are corrective and the only other pair in the vehicle; then they would qualify. Incidentally the need for glasses is due to some drivers in the past claiming that they had an accident due to their glasses being broken or stolen.
Your book and our local pub forum states that we must carry spare light bulbs so a ‘blown’ one can be changed at the road-side. Is this correct? No. Until recently it was correct but some vehicles are now fitted with Xenon lighting and need a skilled person to change the bulbs (if they ever need changing as they are long-life). An unskilled person could injure him/ herself with electric shock if they try. I still carry spares as I am happy with the normal halogen lighting. Xenon lighting which gives more light costs about €700 to 900 when bought as an option on a new vehicle. What percentage, according to Trafico, of drivers who are involved in accidents where speeding was the cause, was there only one vehicle involved? The figures for 2009/10 report that 80% of accidents
where speeding was subsequently judged to be the reason - that is, no other vehicle involved. This is why there has been a big clampdown on speeding in recent years and it proves that far too many drivers are inept when driving fast. I have a current UK driving licence here in Spain. I need to obtain an International Driving Permit (IDP) as I intend to visit countries outside of the EU. What is the best legal way to obtain one? Apply in the UK etc? Go to Trafico? Buy one from adverts – about €250 –€500 in the local English Press? With a ‘ring of stars’EU driving licence that has not expired (remember the mandatory medicals in Spain even for foreign licences) you may drive anywhere within the EU using this document (card) as it is. If you are to visit any other non-EU country then you will need an IDP. If you are resident in Spain, you may register your UK driving licence at Trafico (for free) and then obtain a Spanish IDP for less than €13. You will need to go to your local Trafico to register the UK DL. Legally we may have to place a GB sticker on the rear as the EU number plates are not fully recognised in many other countries. I see that there are offers on the Internet where we can obtain a new driving licence even if we have been banned OR for a classification that we have
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not passed a driving test for. The website states ‘due to a glitch in the rules…’ Are these offers legal? No. I have often said in the past that there is no such thing as a stupid question only sometimes a stupid answer. Those of us who use common sense will realise immediately that this is a scam, and I have researched the sources and came up over a year or so ago that these new driving licences were then from Hungary. They may be genuine but they are not legal, as to obtain a new driving licence in an EU country you need to reside there as a tax resident and change a current EU licence for the new one signing a statement that you have not been banned anywhere. As we see adverts here for ‘genuine UK MOT certificates or Road Fund Tax Discs’, I urge extreme caution as unless the UK-plated vehicle has been taken to an MOT garage in the UK, it will be illegal, and there is the case of the couple caught recently working out of a caravan in Essex (and a luxury villa in Portugal) who were selling stolen MOT certificates. In these times of financial hardship, there will always be those trying to make a good living regardless of the means used. It actually reflected the number of illegal vehicles on the Continent; as the couple were reported to have taken in over £1-million in four years at £100 to 150 a time. Better to have legalised the UK-plated vehicles instead.
There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com. Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm
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SUN ROLLER QUEEN 4 berth 1.500euros. Loads of extras incl. awning, stabiliser, heater, hot water and lots more. Extras alone worth more than purchase price.Tlf:-965791-241/679-394-657-Javea BENIMAR 2 BEDROOM ideal retirement/holiday home £25.000 see youtube.com search Benimar near Benidorm or phone 657-438-559 STATIC HOME FOR SALE Immaculate 2 bedroom 35x12ft Static holiday home for sale on picturesque family run holiday park near Pinosa, Alicante. Located on a spacious plot with large master bedroom, shower, toilet, huge living area this holiday home also has Double glazing and air conditioning. Ground rent is paid in full until April 2012. Reluctant sale but must go - €18,000. Please call 0044-7855-490-945 for more details or to arrange a viewing MOBILE/PARK HOMES FROM 17,000€ Fully furnished ready to move into, A/c, tel, Eng TV, on permanent site, bar/res, pool, tennis, gym, shop.Walking distance to San Javier. 5mins to beach, Airport, hospital by car. (also bungalows for rent & caravans plots short term or permanent stays.) Carol 968192-425 mob. 626-055-622 www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com CAMPING LOS GALLARDOS Come to Mojacar! Large campsite + mobile home park open all year, great expat community site, all welcome. 950-528-324. www. CampingLosGallardos.com
BYTEBACK MICROS computer repairs/upgrades in your home. Qualified technician. Systems custom built. Whatever your problem call: 965-312-006 or 606-127-424 PC SOLUTIONS 4U For all your PC needs. Reliable & friendly service. Call Fred 634-638-664/visits 20 mile radius,Benidorm. We also buy PCs/ computers
team in our Benitachell Office. No cold calling, uncapped commission earnings, only limited by your potential. Tlf:-Simon966-493-082/696-986-082 WANTED ENGLISH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN for care work in England from companionship to full care. On a 3 week off 3 week on rota if you are a good cook and listener and are a happy person then this is a rewarding job for you. Email your cv to Karen Jones at 24hourhomecareservices@googlemail. com web site www.24hourhomecareservic es.com tel:-0044-1929-472-810 or mobile 0044-7500-836-688 AVON NEED AGENTS AND LEADERS work hours to suit you. For info Phone Rosh 966-785-520 TORREVIEJA BRASILIAN LADY Mature, nice, reliable, seeking house works, elderly care, lonely men, friendship. 671-821-872 CARERS WANTED To work in England 3 weeks on 3 weeks off email CV to 24hourhomecareservices@googlemail.com ADULT INTERNET PHOTO AND VIDEO Females and couples, 18-65, required as models. Excellent rates. Tlf:-697-697-842
LIVE IN HOUSEKEEPER Available for Cleaning, Shopping etc And Pet sitting in or around Moraira area. Serious applicants only. Tel:-965-747-799
WILL THE EURO WEAKEN, FURTHER? Safeguard your savings, change to GBP. Legal, safe & private. Profitable, paid 8-10% interest, last decade. Requires offers 50K, plus. Details:- petersharp4u@gmail.com
FULLY QUALIFIED UK ELECTRICIAN with 10 years experience on the CostaBlanca. All jobs undertaken-extra sockets, rewires, fault finding. Tlf:-Hugh690-275-223
EARN EXTRA MONEY HOSTING SUMMER STUDENTS EARN EXTRA MONEY HOSTING SUMMER STUDENTS English families required from July, within 30 minutes of Lady Elizabeth college, host Spanish summer students, and earn great rates. If you are interested, please send your details to richc_spain@yahoo.co.uk or call 627-068-561 QUALIFIED ENGLISH TEACHER REQUIRED, language school Denia. Immediate start, must have experience and be flexible. Call Jana on 635-354-102, jana@ estudiosaladar.com QUALIFIED LIFEGUARD NEEDED either English speaking or Bilingual, from 27th June to 25th August, Mon-Fri for 2 hours a day, from 3pm-5pm, to maintain safety and discipline around the pool area but also to oganise pool activities, like races, skills, competitions etc. Javea area. Call:-650-426-677/965-795-197 Email:-caroline.sinfield@chit-chat.es PART TIME VACANCY Are you Outgoing, Bubbly, Experienced Telesales Person, ready to join the
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CAR SALES SITE - TO RENT FULLY LICENSED - HOLDS 30 CARS WORKSHOP IF REQUIRED - LOW RENT
TEL: 620 738 023
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VOLKSWAGEN Eos 2.0TDI DPF 140cv Cabriolet. 2009 39.300kms Parking Sensor, Hard top 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 20.999€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
FURNITURE RESTORATION damaged in transit or just looking tired call david on 693-004-845
EDEN GARDENS Specialise in Garden Maintenance and Clearance, Palm trimming, planting, exterior wall painting and pool care. Javea to Moraira. Free quotations call:616-748-667 GARDENING GENERAL Garden Irrigation Systems. Supply and Install from 500 euros, 12 month guarantee. A cost effective way of watering the garden. Tel:-965-583-574 GENERAL GARDENING Palm Trees/Pine Trees, Tree specialist. Size not a problem. Quick with quality service. Plastic and gravel work. Economical prices. Free quote. Call:634-625-792 Daniel TORREVIEJA GARDENING Palm trees, treat, clean, cut. Tel:-633-300-651 ALTEA-MORAIRA GARDENING Garden Rubbish removed from 40euros. All gardening and painting 8.75 per hour OR priced work. Altea - Moraira Tel:-692-998-243
TEULADA/MORAIRA GARDENING Jon Cooper Garden Services. Clearance to regular maintenance. Hedging, graveling, etc. all aspects of garden maintenance. Most areas North Costa Blanca. email:joncooper@hotmail.co.uk 680-337-656 PEDREGUER GARDENING Garden design, maintenance and landscaping covering the areas of Pedreguer, Pego, Jalon, Els Poblets, Javea, Orba and Denia. 637-298-799 JAVEA GARDENING Perfect gardens Javea. Garden design. Tidy up. Hedges, Palms, Lawns, Irrigation, Gravel, Pools. Professional service call: John on 606-711-587 GUADAMAR DEL SEGURA GARDENING El Raso Garden Services: Community, residential or holiday home garden maintenance with monthly plans, one off visits or specialized individual jobs covering all aspects of garden maintenance. Located at Manuel Ferrandez el Raso, 03170 Guardamar del Segura. Tel:-620-585-783 CALPE GARDENING All gardening work undertaken from small general tidy up, to full landscaping services. Covering the areas of Calpe, Moraira, Javea and the surrounds. Tlf:-659-369-348
TOYOTA AVENSIS 2.0 D4-D Sol 126CV 2007 62.600kms Climate Control, Alloys 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 11.999€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
MAZDA 6 2.0 CRTD 143 Active
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10.999€ Transfer Included! (Normal price: 11.999€+Trans) AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
FORD Focus II 1.6 TDCi 110cv Trend 2008 Station Wagon Alloys, Climate Control, Low Cost 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 11.999€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
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FORD Fiesta Coupé Sport 1.6 TDCi 90cv 2008 34.200kms Alloys, Metallic Paint 12 Months Warranty (Parts & Labour) Price: 9.499€ + Transf AUTOELITE Industrial Estate TEULADA Tel: 902 222 095 stefanie@autoelite.es
Pain Free Cosmetic Treatment, from 99€. Javea, Denia, Calpe, Benidorm areas. Tel:-966-473-166 or 680-501404. See www.nulookteeth.com
S.O.S. INSURANCE Car-HomeHealth-Comercial. Funeral Plans and Insurance. Tlf:-966-787-123/622-275561/686-116-297
SATELITE DISH 1.4 100EUROS Phillips 26” TV 35 euros, call 626-958-798 TRADITIONAL STYLE CASSETTE WOOD BURNER Fan assisted. Width 87cm. Height 61cm. Cost 1200€. Accept 300€. Photo available, buyer collects. 965-570187 or 645-099-662. AUTOMATIC GATE SYSTEMS €399!! Automatic Garage Doors €249!! Fully Installed/Guaranteed! All brands repaired 627-191-639/ www.elektro-nex.com HAIRDRESSING EQUIPMENT 1 backwash unit, Hood Dryer on Stand, Climazon Dryer Nearly New 1000€. Genuine Interest Only Tlf:-620-408-678 2 X MATCHING SOFA TABLES Circular, Diameter 60cm, Height 55cm, 3 legged pedestal base, Light oak finish. VCG. Altea area, Buyer collects. 50€ the pair. 691-202-307 WHEELCHAIR Light, Foldable, Hardly used. 150€. Mobility Scooter 40km range 499€. Both like new! Tlf:-627-019-403
AT MICHAEL’S White L-shaped leather sofa. Two yellow leather sofas 3-seater + 2-seater. Large Chesterfield 4-piece high quality leather suite. www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S we have a 1950´s style wall-mounted juke box that plays CD´s. Plasma TV, 42 “ . Professional electric stepper exercise machine. See photos www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S you also get NEW high quality Spanish beds. All sizes available as we deal directly with the manufacturers! Famous brands like United Colors of Benetton, etc www.michaels-javea.com AT MICHAEL’S Two very high quality large desks with matching filing cabinet. NEW English high quality modern bed settee, very comfortable. www.michaels-javea.com MICHAEL’S 28 YEARS IN JAVEA ENSURES YOUR SATISFACTION! We sell high quality pre owned furniture, many from show apartments etc. Look at: www. michaels-javea.com Tlf: 965-791-328.
WANTED INSTANT CASH PAID Antique and modern jewellery, vintage watches bought sold part exchanged, insurance valuations. Jewellery & watch repairs. Alexanders, Javea Port seafron near Bar Esquina. Established since 2003. Tel:965-792-595
G.S PARTY HIRE Planning a party. Do you need tables,chairs,crockery,gl asses. Outside catering and bar for all occasions. Then contact me for more information on.635-109-375/693-371654/966-194-984 BALLROOM/LATIN/SEQUENCE DANCING La Rustika [Los Arcos] Restaurant, Avenida Baleares, Torrevieja. Monday, NEW BEGINNERS CLASS 10.30am 12.30pm: Tuesday: IMPROVERS LESSON 7.30m 8.30pm plus SOCIAL DANCE 8.30pm 10.30pm: Saturday SOCIAL DANCE 7.30pm 10pm.Casa Ventura, San Luis, Torrevieja. Thursday NEW BEGINNERS CLASS 7.30pm 9.30pm.Tel: Andrea & Brian:-616-478-157 WEIGHT WATCHERS Call our Free English call centre now to find your nearest meeting. 900-818-794
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ANXIOUS-DEPRESSED? Find the cause and eliminate it permanently using Psychotherapy. Call San Luis Clinic 965-405-631/669-649-002 BECOME FREE OF ALCOHOL At The Sanctuary. Residential or day clinic, Crevillente. Call 965-405631/669-649-002 TEETH WHITENING. Professional
FORD FOCUS ESTATE July‘05 - Estate, 1.6 Automatic 47,000 kms, 1 owner Full service history A/C, PAS, ABS, Cruise Front fog lights E. windows/mirrors Rear luggage cover Roof rails, Cd player Remote locking Rear head restraints Metallic silver €7,950 600-726-221/695-687-976
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03 SUZUKI WAGON R 5 DOOR A/C P/S E/W CLEAN 3,500€ 01 FORD FOCUS DIESEL A/C VERY CLEAN LOW KMS 3,450€ 90 MERCEDES 300 COUPE CLASSIC FULLY LOADED 2,950€ 99 HYUNDAI ACCENT 1.3 LOW KMS A/C V/CLEAN 1,750€ 00 HYUNDAI ATOS RED 5 DOOR A/C E/W P/S 2,450€ 99 OPEL TIGRA A/C NEW PAINT ALLOYS LOW KMS 2,750€ 98 SUZUKI VITARA AUTOMATIC SOFT/TOP 2,750€ 97 AUDI A4 A/C E/W P/S ALLOYS MET B.R.G. 1,750€ 01 SEAT IBIZA DIESEL 3 DOOR LOW KMS A/C 2,750€ 03 DEAWOO MATIZ 5 DOOR A/C P/S E/W V/CLEAN 3,500€ 00 OPEL CORSA DIESEL 5 DOOR V.LOW KMS 2,950€ 96 SEAT CORDOBA 1.9 DIESEL 4 DOOR A/C P/S 1,950€ 97 DAEWOO LANOS 3 DOOR HATCH A/C P/S 1,450€ 96 OPEL VECTRA ESTATE ALLOYS A/C CLEAN 1,950€ U.K. CARS 01 RENAULT LAGUNA ONLY 55,OOO MILES M.O.T. 950€ MANY MORE CARS IN STOCK ALL WITH NEW ITV/MOT´S P/X ON MOST CARS.
Tel: 620 738 023 10am to 5pm FIND US NEAR NEW MERCADONA. PUEBLO PRINCIPE, VILLA MARTIN
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INDUSTRIAL CATERING EQUIPMENT dish washer 800euro, fish and chip range 15000euro ,chairs and tables,stainless freezers 800euro, for all your catering needs call 966-180-126 or 693-004-845 KUBOTA 3 TON MINIDIGGER 3 buckets, brand new rubber tracks, works well. 7000euros. Tel:-646-164-896 MOORING SPACE AVAILABLE to rent in Javea Fontana Marina. Telephone:-606-936-012 or email:karensg8@gmail.com
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TRAILOR TWIN WHEELED 2.600 x 1.400 for a English car 550euros. Scaffold English Aliminum clips and boards covers 32mt x 2 lifts 550euros.Tel No:-965-730-774 QROPS FEES! Have you looked at transferring or cashing in your UK pension only to be dissappointed by expensive fees? If so call me. Lowest QROPS Fees Guaranteed! Paul 965058-488 or 691-219-354 KARAOKE MEDIA PLAYER Special Offer 500GB. 80,000songs, software, songbooks, bar/home use. 195euros Tlf:-657-766-341 SINGERS, DJ\’S, KJ\’S 1TB media drive inc:-110k up to date karaoke tracks, 1k + M/F/duet backing tracks, 500+music videos. 400+ music albums. Karaoke & DJ software etc etc. 225euros. CC accepted via paypal. call Paul . 659-511-951 POOL, SNOOKER TABLES Also Table Tennis and Darts. Will beat any price!. Tlf:-666-933-726. www.spainpool.com
ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET 500CC 1700Kms only. Many Extras, Spanish Registered, Insured, Fully Legal, One Owner. Half New price 2500€ ONO. Tlf:-606-075-644/966-786-858
FORD FIESTA, FINESSE, 2002 1.4 ltr TDCI Diesel, UK RHD, State blue, only 44000 miles, FSH 3495€ www. venuscars.com 965 368 274 VAUXHALL ASTRA CONVERTIBLE, 2002 2.2 Ltr petrol Bertone, UK RHD, only 40000 miles, Taxed & Mot, sporting blue 3995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD TRANSIT CONNECT T200, 2005 1.8 TDCI diesel, white, Spanish LHD, only one owner/driver, very well maintained 4495€ www.venuscars. com 965 368 274 HYUNDAI ACCENT, 2001, 1.3LTR Petrol, 5 door, metallic blue, Spanish LHD, air con, power steering, reliable 2495€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 FORD KA, 1997, 1.3 LTR Petrol, Spanish LHD, blue, electric windows,central locking, air conditioning, only 80510 klm. 2495€ www.venuscars.com 965-368-274 SUZUKI VITARA, 2002 4X4, Spanish LHD, Burgundy/Silver, 1.9 Ltr diesel, manual, only 43000 KLM 5995€ www.venuscars.com 965 368 274 LOOKING FOR A CAR? We have a nice selection of LHD and RHD Vehicles for sale or exchange from only 1500€, Automatics, Saloons, MPV´s, 4x4´s, Sports, Cariolets, and Commercials. New and used Vehicles Sourced. Tel Frank your friendly English car sales on the Costa Blanca. Tel 600-726-221/965687-976 or simply view our easy to use website www.fwreurocars.com NISSAN NOTE 1.6 Petrol top of the range, met/black local car one owner, 17.550km 2007/8 f/s/history priv glass, auto air con, tilting steering wheel, all elec windows, imm condition. 8000euros ono. phone:965-874-623, mob 688-662-255 2004 RENAULT SCENIC (RHD) 1.6 Petrol,Silver,Taxed 2011,ITV Oct 2012,one owner from new, full RSH. 2,750euros O.N.O. 966-482-607/679-143-508 WANTED I buy any car, van,Caravan,4x4 Etc.British, Spanish. Immediate cash 600-781873 ibuyanycar@hotmail.com BUMPERS, WINGS AND MIRRORS All body panels for all cars supplied. Tel:-966-877-145 or 618-592-396 HEADLIGHTS4U.COM Left hand drive headlights supplied and fitted. All makes. Also air conditioning rechargeTel:-966-877-145 or 618-592-396 BREAKERS YARD HGV, Vans, 4x4, Cars, Bikes. Most vehicle parts in stock. Delivery service for engines, etc. Vehicle sales and scrappage service. Free pick-up and transfer. Call 692-790-377. E-mail: hgmservices@yahoo.com WANTED Scrap cars, vans, lorries, plant and caravans. Turn your scrap into cash. Free collection. Tel.689-929-395
WARNING!!! Are you exterior painting? Before you paint, get this FREE essential report. Tlf:-966-114546 or download at www.paintmyvilla.com PAINTOR AND DECORATOR Exterior/interior Spray Painting Specialist. Woodwork, iron work, all aspects. For a free friendly, no obligation quote call Kevin Guilfoyle. 965-831-209/636-653516 or Guifoyle.kev66@gmail.com
pressure testing and leak repairs. Private and community swimming pools undertaken. Call now for more information on 965-725-565 or mobile 676-945-360/ 620-743-048 www.pooltechspain.com
NEW IN LA ZENIA horny, passionate Argentinian, woman 36, enjoys making your fantasies come true. Also attention for couples, fetish, change role, voyeurism. Next to Consum supermarket Tlf:-629-437-893 NEW IN CATRAL Shirley 28, qualified masseuse. Sensitive or deeper, with Oriental techniques prostate msg. Private. Tlf:-638-789-562. Close to Ciudad Quesada Tlf:-617-709-701 BONNIE, NEW BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH GIRL, 21 , offers you erotic and sensitive massage, stimulating all your body, alone or with a passionate mature woman, 4 hands massage. Live this new experience Find us on Facebook. Masajes Costa Blanca Nachuli. Tlf:-672-872-050 Cabo Roig, 10mins Torrevieja TRANSVESTITE TORREVIEJA Transex Kamila.Skin brown,big breast,big surprise,erotic massaje,full services.610-934-279 www.negratrans.blogspot.com TORREVIEJA CHINESE SUPER SEXY Young and beautiful. Calle Orihuela Nº60, 2º1 AGENCY CAMPANILLA Pretty and pleasant girls only for hotel and home service. 24hr. Discreet. Seriousness. Alicante and Murcia areas. Call us 626-750-746. TORREVIEJA BRAZILIAN Lovely Lady. Stress! Have Silken Hands Massage, Relax, Pleasure, Discretion. Escort Service. 664-664-390 ENGLISH LADY 42 provides various services for mature gentlemen. Torrevieja 666-376-887 SAFE AND EFFECTIVE BLUE PILLS for an enhanced love life. Call Ron, TT Marketing. 966-499-204 DANI 24, SWEET GERMAN GIRL Offers erotic service. House and Hotel visits or in my apartment. 650-104534 Torrevieja FELLAS! Do you have a problem getting up in the morning, or at any other time? If so you need bluies. phone Derek 685-207-378 BI-GAY PLUMBER Available to massage your ball cock and semen requirements. A warm welcome! Tlf:-660-409-206 TORREVIEJA TRANS AMANDA Stunning Blonde.Huge breasts, sculptural body.Speciality erotic masage.Very feminine and sexy. Call me 671-424-456 SPANISH LADY PLAYA FLAMENCA near new Carrefour before La Florida. 35 years, attractive, classy lady, private house, parking. Offers all erotic services, massage, sexy lingerie, economical prices from 40€. Full discretion. Call Ana 680-735-412 ARE YOU MALE, FEMALE OR A COUPLE? Need some Sexy FUN? Contact me soonest. 63 year old Dom/Sub switch. Available for fun with Males, Dom and Sub and Cross Dressers, Females Dominatrix and Submissive. Couples including Same Sex Couples. “Anything Goes” Can sometimes accomodate. Home Visits no extra Charge/Low Fees. Call me now on 655-058-554 CASA ANGELA TORREVIEJA Luxury Private Chalet, parking. Drinks invitation. Feeling alone? Just want some company? Exotic girls from South America. Call us, come and enjoy! Also Escort Service. Full discretion. Street: Avenida Asociacion Vistimas del Terrorismo. 609-573-468 or 639-832-118 NEW PLACE! TORREVIEJA Sexy girls from South America. Come and enjoy, economical prices from 40?. NEW ADDRESS Zone Los Locos beach. 682-776-068 GORGEOUS ENGLISH BLOND 45 years, Massage, 1 hour or over night, 15 mins Alicante airport.Tel:-Karen 662-049-021 ELEGANT, SLIM, SEXY LADY ESCORT My Place, Home or Hotel visits. Torrevieja-La Manga-Mazarron Areas. Tlf:-693-357-526
JAVEA Fly in & inspect from your helicopter secluded villa. 3/dB + e/s, 9x5m lounge, naya, K/dinette, utility: Semi-det. S/c flat dB, bath, Kit, lounge - for Granny or letting, 3000m2 orchard, pool & BBQ. Offers: Petersharp4u@gmail.com MOBILE/PARK HOMES On Camping Pueblo in San Javier from 15,000e Carol 968-192-425 mob 626-055-622 Www,mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com
WOODWORM, BORING BEETLE or Termite problems? Call Woodtech now on 675-107-252. COCKROACHES, RATS, MICE, WASPS or Hornet problems? Call Pestkill now on 625-160-325
LA JARA FLAT FOR SALE 5 mins walk from Denia hospital 3 bed, bath, kit, utility, newly decorated, 4th floor no lift €60,000 call:-629-544- 219
INDEPENDENT ESTATES, INDEPENDENT ADVICE Near Sucina and Balsicas. Finca, 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom. 960m2 plot. Country living near Golf and towns. 20 minutes Paramount Resort. 159.999euros. www.paramountpropertymurcia.com Tlf:-625-457-555.
INDEPENDENT ESTATES, INDEPENDENT ADVICE Torrevieja. 1 bedroom apartment, Furnished, Near Carrefour. 39,900€ www. paramountpropertymurcia.com Tlf:-625457-555 email:- independentestates@ hotmail.com INDEPENDENT ESTATES, INDEPENDENT ADVICE Golf Apartments reduced from 145,950€ to 85,245€. 3 Bedrooms, 1 bathroom. 20 minutes Paramount Resort. www. paramountpropertymurcia.com Tlf:625-457-555 WWW.PARAMOUNTPROPERTYMURCIA.COM 70m from beach/ facilities, sea views, 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, furnished apartment. 89.000€ 30 minutes Paramount Resort. email:-independentestates@hotmail. com Tlf:-625-457-555
POOL LEAK REPAIR SPECIALIST’S Pipe leaks pressure tested, detected and repaired. Structural leaks investigated and repaired. Professional, consciencious service to the highest standards. Refurbishments and upgrades undertaken. Replacement pumps, filters, salt systems, ph regulators and accessories supplied and installed. All work guaranteed. British trained in the UK pool industry with over 15 years experience. 8 years served on the Costa Blanca. Torrevieja and surrounding areas including Costa Calida. Tlf:- Pristine Pools on 966-774-199 or 678-080-500 www. pristineswimmingpools.com SWIMMING POOL MAINTENANCE AND CLEANING SERVICE BY POOLTECHSPAIN. We are a fully legal, qualified and registered business who have been operating on the Costa Blanca for 6 years. We offer a professional, reliable, safe and efficient pool service, inc. re-grouting,
1 BEDROOM APARTMENT El Chaparral urbanisation, Torrevieja, Ground level, fully furnished, 250Euro per month plus bills. Phone:-00441675-470-668/697-325-047 JALON VALLEY Quality apartments and Villas to let long term. All facilities. Call Rod 605-231-331 BENITACHELL/MORIARA Spacious 2bed apt for long let fully furnished to a high standard, 5mins from Moriara beach, very close to Supermarkets. 450E plus bills. No Pets. Tlf:-646-700-236. 1 BED PART FURNISHED BUNGALOWS on Camping Pueblo in San Javier. With lots of ameneties Carol tel 968-192425 mob. 626-055-662 Www. mobilehomesmarmenorspain.com TO LET 2 Bedroom House Els Poblets Weekly/Monthly Lets available. Tlf:655-912-044 RENT LONG/SHORT TERM Rio Mar 3 bed villa by sea. San Luis 3 bed terraced villa. Crevillente 2 bed bungalow. Call 965-405631/629-963-279 BRAND NEW TWO BED FLAT In Algorfa, partly furnished, town centre, communal pool.350euro inclusive . No bills to pay. Ring:-0044-7949-589-539
VALKEA MARINA is looking for properties for sale in Albir-Altea-
Calpe-La Nucia-Moraira-Jávea-area. www.valkea-marina.com. Tel:-966882-611Scandinavian Professionals at your service!
EUROMOVE4U Full & Part Loads. Spain to UK/UK to Spain on a regular monthly basis. Cars & Motorcycles transported Next run to UK-End of May Returning Early June. Sep Space Available Call Grant or Jan Office 0034-965-300-959 Mobile 0034-648-102-529 UK Mob 00447803-893-719. VAN LEAVING FOR THE U/K every two weeks space both ways. Great rates contact Joe on 966-074-576 or 650-341-087 or email civic1235@msn.com MAN & LWB SPRINTER VAN going to UK- Spain twice a month. Tel: 610-846-260 or 0044-7519-186-355 email:-van.man@hotmail.co.uk SIMPLY REMOVALS Spain-UKSpain. Local/Storage. Experienced in Transport. Mel Landon (Torrevieja). Tlf:-603-192-957. email:melvyynleo@yahoo.com MICK WITH HIS VAN Removals Collections Deliveries. For a reliable effective service. Hourly rate or quote. Call Mick anytime 600-247-535 LARGE EMPTY VAN with experienced owner, driver returning to UK regularly. Dave: 965-329-610/ 686-767-839
TRANSLATOR/INTERPRATOR Benidorm bi-lingual Spanish/English Translation decuments, letters, visits-medical, townhall, tax, MOT. Economical rates. petergeorge123@ gmail.com Tlf:-698-278-589 QUALIFIED TRANSLATOR BiLingual Spanish-English, High Level French and German. Confidential and Reliable Service. Competative Rates. Torrevieja Area. Call Virginia on 629-201-192. TRANSLATOR Spanish and English speaking. Available for medical visits etc. Benidorm and surrounding areas. Tel Dawn: 626-337-258.
MH BLAND TRAVEL SERVICES Your English speaking Travel experts. Cruises from as little as 58 pounds pp per night. Whatever your reason for travelling our professional and friendly team will help you plan your holiday, cruise or business trip to suit you. Contact us via: tel: +350-200-77221. Email: travel@mhbland.com
TRANSLATOR 30 years experience. Torrevieja and surrounds. Good rates.Geraldine. Tlf:-636-709-826 SPANISH LESSONS ONLINE I can teach you the easiest way to speak Spanish.Tlf:-600-400-668. www. howtospeakspanish.es COMPUTER TUTOR Software training, ebusiness education, website publishing, photography, videography and more DIY tips and tricks for all of your business and personal needs. Karla Darocas -
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The final whistle With Andy Kay
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Indian take away Dennis Jordan NORTH REGION
AT THIS time of year a lot of courses are spiking the greens and they generally give out dates for doing this, as it is not an ideal time to play! However some courses have changed their times and are now spiking maybe a week or two after their initial dates, so it would be a good idea to ring the golf courses and check that your tee times aren’t booked when the courses have their new dates! If you would like to book any great discount tee times you can contact us at dennis@roundtownnews.com or benidormgolf@hotmail.com For low cost accommodation and information call 630 714 373.
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
Alenda
€45
Single Green fee
Alicante Golf
€53
Single Green fee + Buggy
Bonalba
€42
Single Green fee
Don Cayo
€43
Single Green fee
El Plantio
€45
Single Green fee
Font del Llop
€40
Single Green Fee
Villaitana Par 62
€39
Single Green fee + Buggy
Villa Aitana Par 72
€45
Single Green fee
For more information email Dennis at dennis@roundtownnews.com or direct to www.benidormgolf.com on 630 714 373.
Mike Probert SOUTH REGION
The Owners of Blackburn Rovers
You have to wonder why on earth the current owners of Blackburn Rovers wanted to buy the club in the first place. Clearly, it has nothing to do with liking football. First off they sacked Sam Allardyce back in December of last year insisting that they wanted the side to play ‘entertaining football’ and that they required a top four finish. Then, instead of hiring a tried and trusted replacement, they left caretaker boss Steve Kean in charge for the remainder of the season. At the time Anuradha Desai said “the fans should trust us because this is in the best interests of the club.” Well, that’s really worked out for them hasn’t it? Going in to ‘Survival Sunday’, Rovers are just one point off the relegation zone. And how have the Indian owners reacted to that? Unbelievably, by demanding that Kean leave the UK this week and travel to Pune for his regular monthly briefing rather than working with the players. I’ve nothing against Rovers, but a drop down to the Championship is exactly what these arrogant and unknowledgeable owners deserve.
Murcia Golf Hound Murcia Region
THIS WEEK I paid a long overdue visit to El Plantio and I must say that it was in the best condition that I have seen for a few years. Watch out this week for hollow tining at Roda, Mar Menor and Saurines. Remember the special deal exclusive for RTN members at Vistabella of only €78 for 2 players and buggy (Monday-Friday). DEALS OF THE WEEK are at Las Colinas where the price is only €240 for 4 players and 2 buggies (at specified times) and Hacienda del Alamo where a 4 player and 2 buggy deal is available for only €174. For your information I will be taking a family holiday from 18th- 25th May and my office will be closed during this time.
IN HONOUR of the passing of Seve Ballesteros last week, the team at MurciaGolf.co decided to pay a visit to Peraleja Golf, one of the courses that the great man designed. Upon entry to the resort, we were met with an impressive clubhouse; probably the best that we’ve seen to date. Located over three floors, the highlight is the second floor restaurant, wherewe had a pre-golf drink overlooking the courseand stunning valleys that surround it. Our party consisted of a professional, low handicapper, mid handicapper and a novice; all found the course to be challenging but not overly difficult. The fairways are gently sloped, while holes such as the Signature Par 4 14th, with its greenside bunker that goes around the entire green and the short Par 3 16th, give the course variety which is suitable for all levels. The course has had some drainage issues recently with parts of the 1st and 17thfairways under repair, but we are reliably informed that it is not a long term problem. This aside, the course was a hugely enjoyable one to play, and naturally we also enjoyed our post-golf beer on the clubhouse balcony!
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
Altorreal
€55
2 PL and 1 Buggy (Mon&Fri)
Hacienda del Alamo
€96
2 PL and 1 Buggy
La Serena
€90
2 PL and 1 Buggy
Polaris World Courses
€92
2 PL and 1 Buggy
Roda
€98
2 PL and 1 Buggy (from 2pm)
Las Colinas
€94
2 PL and Buggy (from3pm)
La Peraleja
€76
2 PL and 1 Buggy
For more information contact Mike at mike@roundtownnews.com or direct at Costa Blanca Green Fee Services on 966 704 752 or 661 345 931.
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
La Envia
€41
Single Green fee
Valle del Este
€70
2 Green fees
Aguilón
€40
Single Green fee
Alborán
€48
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
Almerimar
€60
Single Green Fee
Desert Springs
€65
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
2 night, 1/2board, 3 Green fees
2N, 1/2board,3Green Fees
For more information contact the Hound on Facebook, twitter: murciagolf@roundtownnews.com or 671 748 625.
UK dust up Every now and again, an all-British punch up captures the imagination of the domestic fight-loving audience. That is certainly the case when it comes to the show down between super-middleweight’s James DeGale and George Groves. In one corner you have the super cocky, smooth moving, Olympic medallist DeGale and in the other, the younger, two-time ABA champion Groves. Added to that, it’s clear that DeGale is still smarting after losing to Groves in their amateur days. And if all that wasn’t enough, there’s the small matter that they absolutely hate each other. This isn’t any phoney war – they genuinely do not get on and it all points to being a classic showdown on Saturday night at the O2 Arena. Catch it if you can. Red or blue = black and blue Last Saturday, Manchester United tied up their 19th top flight title after their 1 – 1 draw at Blackburn. A few hours later, Manchester City claimed their first trophy for 35 years following a 1 – 0 success over Stoke in the FA Cup final at Wembley. So you would have thought that being in Manchester city centre on Saturday night would have been fun. I can tell you, from firsthand experience that it was anything but. On a short walk from one hotel to another to meet up with some colleagues, I witnessed two mass brawls and one shocking case of domestic violence. Yes, I know that sport is important and to many people, it’s their reason for existing, but you’d think on a day when both clubs had enjoyed a winning experience, all the fans, red or blue, could have had a good time. Obviously not.
ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL? Aged between 20 to 40 ? Torrevieja area Call Doug on 628 789 335
Costs are increasing Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Campo de Golf El Plantio 639 730 891
THERE IS little doubt that the cost of a game of golf here in Spain has gone down in recent times. There have been various reasons for this although many golfers still feel there is still some way to go before the golf courses offer real value for money. We may be in for a shock as clubs are beginning to think that they can no longer absorb all the increased costs we have seen in the last few years. Some clubs are seriously considering increasing their prices come autumn. I personally think this could be a disastrous move. Just as we are beginning to see golfers return to the fairways as golf becomes more affordable, any price increase now will surely drive them away again. I am well aware that costs have gone up substantially in recent years. Anyone living in Spain for more than three years will be aware that the cost of living has rocketed. The wages of the average Spaniard has increased to keep pace with inflation and this has had a knock-on effect on everything. Many of our golf courses have made staff redundant to reduce costs and there is now a serious danger that some of our golf courses will deteriorate in condition if we see any more people leave their jobs. The only practical solution as I see it is to get more and more people playing the game. That way revenue will continue to grow and costs can be met and profits made. The cost of a green fee must be kept affordable and some level of service has to be provided. We need to see golfers made welcome at our golf clubs and that must start
from the managers at the clubs. All too often I get letters from readers telling me they get ignored by managers they have known a number of years: rude bar and catering staff are also too prevalent and maybe we need to tell these people politely that they risk losing their jobs by acting as they do, although how many that will actually listen is anybody’s guess. Let’s all do our bit to raise standards and avoid if necessary the places where we are not made welcome. WIN A ROUND OF GOLF FOR 2 INCLUDING BUGGY AT THE BEAUTIFUL EL PLANTIO RESORT IN ALICANTE To enter this competition, simply answer the question below correctly. Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over 180€ will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection. Question for 20th May 2011: Where is the home of Seve Ballesteros? A. Pedrena B. Pamplona C. Puertollano All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 31st May 2011 to be entered into May’s draw, to be made on May 31st. The winner will be announced in RTN on June 3rd 2011.
Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com
Cast Off with
Robbie France
“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails..” William Arthur Ward.
AS I’VE stressed over these last few months, the key to safety on the water is ‘Be Vigilant’, correct? So now I’m going to amend this simple instruction to ‘Be Vigilant On and AROUND The Water’…I’ll explain: Karena is ready to be ‘signed up’. For reasons far too complicated for this short piece, I currently have no water on my mooring, so I was advised to take along a couple of piers to use a hose there instead. I moored up and called to my mate Malcolm, who was going to do all the signs for us. He was in his boat across the channel on the next pier, when I noticed a ‘clank’, ‘clank’, ‘clank’, along the marina. It was a ‘marinero’, cycling along the marina walkway with a ladder under his right arm… handlebars in his left hand…and the clanking was the ladder hitting his saddle. In front of him was a ‘Looky Looky’ man. He was so dark, he was almost blue-black! As he was cycling he turned his head around to see where the noise was coming from not taking the blindest bit of notice which direction his cycle was going…and, you’ve guessed it…SPLASH! He went careering into the water full tilt. His legs were still pedalling has he hit the drink. The weird thing was….his bag of tomatoes flew slow motion-like through the air to finish with a resounding ‘splat’ on the marina pavement. He seemed to be down in the depths a long time, so
I was preparing to jump in for him when he surfaced spluttering and swearing, (I think he was swearing)… by now the marinero had got off his bike and was stifling a giggle or two. He was yelling at him (the ‘Looky, Looky’ man) to get on the boat moored up next to him instead of trying to clamber up the marina wall! I was in fits. It was like the scene from ET when they take off on their BMXs and they’re still pedalling? The marinero actually helped the poor chap put all his squashed tomatoes back in his Mercadona bag (!) and helped him onto shore. His phones were ruined…(he had 3 or 4, quite why, god knows)…his money was saturated. Come to think of it he had a fair bit of dosh on him…anyway, I digress… The moral of this story is surely simple: When on, or around water, if you don’t want to make yourself the subject of the afternoon’s entertainment….BE VIGILANT! The Looky Looky man should have been a Looking Looking man. If I live to be a hundred I probably will never see such a thing ever again - more’s the pity. It was quite simply one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Keep those emails coming in. Plus, I’ll be telling you about Captain Richard Plaster’s new course in the next edition, involving diesel engines. In Torrevieja. So don’t miss it!
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Fishing Maggots End by
David Hoare
968 199 279
For further details ring Alan Roscoe 968 570 876 or email: anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com FOR THE first time this year the match was held at the Embalse de Argos. This match was the 2nd in the Summer League competition. The match there several weeks ago produced only low weights, so there was some trepidation as to how it was going to fish. The water level is as high as I have seen it and it rose several inches during the match. Those that have been there know that is an awful lot of water. Some of the swims on the left hand side of the point could not be used due to the high water level. The day proved to be good as seen by the weights. TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Doug (Welsh Goldminer) Hornblow, fishing the pole using corn with 40.22 kg. 2nd Dave (The Sweetie Man) Hutchinson, fishing the pole using paste with 29.98 kg. 3rd Alan (The Quiet Man) Reid, fishing the feeder using bread with 26.70 kg. ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS Supplied By Terry Screen These weeks just fly by and Tuesday saw the 5th round of the Spring Series fished on the Eden Stretch on the 10th May 2011. You would never believe now that the reeds were ever cut back, as they are once again almost fully grown. The flow of the river had slowed right down from the week before and the colour was good but the fish must be in spawning mode as there were not a lot of them about and the weights were poor on average. 1st Lenny (Ex Cultural
Awesome gardening breaks By Dick Handscombe: RTN gardening columnist. HOWEVER ONE enjoys gardening and however long the list of jobs to do a break is required from time to time. Over the past twenty five years that has meant for me a few days walking or fishing. Until recently the fishing has been enjoyable but mediocre in terms in terms of size of fish. The turning point was going to RibaRoja del Ebre (on the River Ebro in English), a small town that was at the centre of the harsh hundred day Battle of the Ebro during the civil war , to give a gardening talk and meeting up with a local fishing guide and coach Nick Shaddock. Having driven along the wide Ebro river, often in deep gorges, for an hour from the coastal AP7 motorway at Amposta I had realised that it would take a lifetime to get to know the river and discover good accessible fishing spots. Being now 74 it therefore made sense to hire Nick to take me fishing for a few days in March and April using his Dick and his 36lb excellent rods and reels. The two days fishing in March were great, but the three days in May were awesome. 16 fish carp
Attache) Bolton, with 6.580kg fishing the pole using pellet and corn 2nd Pete (The Peg) Hampshire, with 5.600kg fishing the pole using pellet 3rd Stan (The Man) Roberts, with5.480kg fishing the pole and using pellet All the match details are available from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368. Anglers Together ANGLERS TOGETHER was formed to introduce and encourage anglers of all abilities to meet up and get together to fish, either sea or freshwater. Firm friendships have been formed during the time the group has been active and information on fishing venues and licenses required are available at the meetings or by regular emailed newsletters. Meetings are held in two locations on the second Friday and Saturday of each month. Anyone with an interest in fishing (sea or freshwater) is welcome to come along. The next meeting at Mary’s Bar, Campoverde (near Pilar de la Horadada) will be held on Friday 10th of June at 12 noon. On Saturday 11th of June at 12 noon the meeting will be held at The New Royal Bar and Restaurant at El Alamillo, opposite the seafront between Isla Plana and the Port. NOTE Subs are now due at these meetings: €5 for renewal and €10 for new members. Refreshments and lunch are available at each location. Come along to a meeting nearest to you.
totaling 630 pounds were landed including personal best carp of 36 and 34.5 lbs and a catfish of 11Olbs!! Awesome for me, as before discovering Nick and the Ebro my largest carp had been ten pounds with most just a pound or two. I’m caught so go back again in June! As my wife Clodagh said: “Life is too short not to.” No way can one catch such monsters in local waters and RibaRoja is very easily accessible by car for a few days’ break or when travelling to or from France en route to the UK or your Spanish home. If you visit Nick’s website www.ebrocarpfishing.com you will see that he is even willing to take you fishing for just a day with a pickup from the coast while you leave the family in a southern Cataluña beach resort. Best way to first contact Nick Shattockis by telephoning him on 680 820 728. There is a good chance he is on the river bank fishing, perhaps even at the time landing a monster fish. The trip was a lifetime dream that I would recommend to anyone. Nick’s patience and guidance guarantees success.