RTN Costa Calida 131 by Round Town News

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COSTA CALIDA EDITION

January 2015

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Issue 131

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Guardia Civil warn of nuclear weapons THIS WEEK Guardia Civil agents in Murcia said that they were aware that Islamist terrorists are “trying” to obtain weapons of nuclear, radiological, biological and chemical nature at the International level. by Keith Nicol 11 seaplanes participate in Splashin’ this weekend

Splashin’ Los Alcázares

ONE HUNDRED years ago, on Saturday December 12th, 1915, the first flight of a military seaplane in Spain took place from Los Alcázares. Read the full story on page 9.

HOWEVER, THE terrorist threat was not presently in Spain, details they know by the revelations of their intelligence services, announced Captain Jose Antonio Torres, deputy chief of the Technical Unit of the Meritorious CBRN. Torres was speaking during a visit to Murcia, where he delivered a speech on Tuesday entitled “The Guardia Civil against nuclear,

radiological, biological and chemical threats (CBRN) ‘as part of the conference commemorating the centenary of the University of Murcia. In case there is an attack, the weapon Torres believed that terrorists would most likely use are explosives of a toxic, industrial nature, associated with a radioisotope in order to cause a radiological dispersal. Continued on page 8.

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The new face of Torrevieja Tourism; The Pascual Flores

AFTER MANY years in limbo, the iconic Pascual Flores schooner will finally be going back to sea, to cruise the ‘world’ and promote the city of Torrevieja. At 8.00am this morning, Thursday April 30th, the former star of BBC1’s The Onedin Line, was bought by the City of Torrevieja in 1999 and after a full restoration, she finally will fulfil one of her main purposes, as a floating ‘Fitur’ tourism attraction, for the city. On Wednesday Torrevieja’s Councillor for Tourism, Luis Maria Pizana and representatives of the “Nao Victoria” Foundation, José Eduardo Fernandez de Cabo and Almagro, signed a contract between the City Council and the foundation for an amount of 18,000 euros, to transfer the Pascual Flores to the port of Algeciras for hull cleaning, repainting and tuning. This amount includes, apart from this repair, crew costs and displacement. The maximum time for this operation is two months. The good news is that the Pascual Flores has recently received visits from different technicians who were delighted with the quality of the preservation of the yacht and did not hesitate to grant all the relevant certificates for the schooner to set sail. A crew of eight people, under the command of Seville captain, Manuel Murube, will set sail at eight this morning for Algeciras.

Once repaired the Pascual Flores will become the tourist image of Torrevieja. Jose Fernandez specified that to begin with, Mediterranean ports such as Barcelona, Valencia and the Balearic Islands will be visited, although the councillor expressed his hope that Barcelona is the first destination to visit as the “sister” ship of the Torrevieja Schooner, the “Carmen Flores” is located here. Torrevieja’s Mayor Eduardo Dolon defined the new role of Pascual Flores as a “floating Fitur stand”; inside we have everything we need to show the world the Torrevieja, of yesterday, today and tomorrow. The Pascual Flores was built on the beach directly in front of the Casino in Torrevieja, and launched in 1917. She was the last such yacht built in the city. At 34-meters in length, 8-meters wide, a depth of 3-meters and a total area of 415-square meters, the Pascual Flores may not be once of the biggest Tall Ships but she boasts an impressive history and has the required credentials to take part in future events such as the Tall Ship Race, which are organised every eight to ten years. The Pascual Flores has an illustrious history as one of the star attractions on the BBC’s Onedin Line. The series ran for 91-episods from October 1971 to October 1980.

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Around 160 Spanish expats and tourists still unaccounted for in Nepal crisis SPANISH AUTHORITIES announced that they were attempting to contact all its citizens known to be in Nepal at the time of the magnitude-7.8 earthquake on Saturday, including tourists and expatriates. by Jeanette Rice MANY SPANIARDS were waiting for armed forces planes to fly them home but with huge delays being experienced at Nepal airport it was not known at the time of going to press if this had happened. Spain sent an aircraft to Nepal on Monday which contained 30 tonnes of aid including food and medication for survivors, with UNICEF, Oxfam, Save the Children, Plan International and the Red Cross all working round the clock and calling for more aid parcels and human resources.

European news...

7-year-old discovers new dinosaur

BRINGING YOUR kids to work has its benefits. Seven-year-old Diego Suarez was playing outside with his sister while his parents, both geologists, studied rock formations in the Andes in southern Chile. As they were playing, Suarez uncovered a fossilized dinosaur bone which turned out to belong to a previously unknown species. Paleontologists called to the site eventually discovered bones from more than a dozen dinosaurs, including four near-complete skeletons. The scientists named the species Chilesaurus diegosuarezi, after its location and the boy who discovered it. Most of the Chilesaurus remains are from animals roughly the size of turkeys, though the species could reach almost 10 feet in length.

Samsung App helps Alzheimer’s patients remember their families

IF YOU’VE seen Still Alice, you know how important a smartphone can be for an Alzheimer’s patient -- it helps jog memories that might otherwise be lost. Samsung is clearly aware of this, as it just released a dedicated Backup Memory app to stimulate the memories of early-onset patients. The Android tool uses Bluetooth to detect when friends and family running the app are nearby. If they are, it’ll both identify the person and show user-uploaded photos and videos that recall past events. The app is currently very simple (Samsung still wants to add GPS locations, for instance), but it’s reportedly promising enough in early tests that it’s slowing down the effects of Alzheimer’s and making life just a little bit easier.

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Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Suma time again!

by Jeanette Rice MOST OF us know that twice a year, depending on your Town Hall, those Suma bills drop through the letter box and the last week has seen such an occasion. With final payment dates normally falling in the first week of June it can be a very expensive time depending on how many vehicles you have combined with the basura suma (waste and bins tax). Payment options are listed on the back of the bills but if you own a vehicle here and havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t received your suma bill it is worth popping to your local suma office to find out why before the first week of June.

Many expats experience problems with their postal delivery but this is no excuse in the suma office eyes for late payments, and every day that the payment is delayed after the final due date interest is charged. Should you be in the process of selling your property or vehicle the legal requirements are for these bills to have been paid and of course it is always good not to have to pay any added interest. For further information contact the suma office on telephone number 965 292 000 or via the internet to find your local office www.suma.es

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Ferry sparks evacuation A rescued passenger’s photo of the stricken Sorrento

by Jack Troughton PASSENGERS AND crew aboard a ferry sailing between Mallorca and Valencia were evacuated on Tuesday afternoon as flames swept through the vessel. Fire broke out aboard the Sorrento as she headed for the Spanish mainland, some 17 miles off the coast of the Balearic island of Mallorca carrying 170 people and cargo. And three crew members were airlifted to hospital by helicopter for treatment suffering from smoke inhalation. Two are said to be in a serious condition. The ship, operated by Acciona Trasmediterranea, set sail from Palma shortly after noon and a call for help was made at around 1.50pm – the Spanish coastguard sending

four vessels to the scene. It is understood when the fire first broke out, the Sorrento’s captain did not believe the situation would require an evacuation but as the intensity of the blaze grew, passengers and crew abandoned ship, taking to lifeboats on the starboard side. The incident is already being investigated and El Pais reported it was initially thought the fire broke out in the engine room of the ship or in the areas used to carry vehicles. As 152 passengers – including a baby – were landed back at Palma yesterday evening, the Balearic Port Authority feared the Sorrento could sink in her current position off the tiny island of Dragonera.

International news...

Man cooked alive with 12,000 pounds of tuna

BUMBLE BEE Foods and two employees were charged Monday with violating safety regulations, following the death of a California worker who suffered the unimaginably brutal death of being cooked in an industrial oven with several tons of tuna. The company, its plant operations director and its former safety manager were each charged with three counts of violating Occupational Safety & Health Administration rules causing death. Prosecutors said that José Melena was cleaning a 35-foot-long oven at the company’s plant in Santa Fe in 2012, when oblivious co-workers loaded it with 12,000 pounds of tuna and turned it on. During the two hour cooking time, temperatures in the oven reach 270 degrees. The state’s occupational safety agency previously cited the San Diego-based company with violations for failing to properly assess the danger to employees working in large ovens.

London commuting more stressful than going to dentist

COMMUTING IN London is more stressful than moving house, going to the dentist or dealing with money matters. For those who have to put up with the stress of London Bridge, the Farringdon flood, South West Trains permanent shambles, or the near-daily travel chaos on the Tube, this will probably not come as a surprise. Unsurprisingly, London has one of the worst scores out of six of Europe’s major cities. Only Rome registers as more stressful. Some 80 per cent of London’s commuters said they were late at least once a month, while 49 per cent failed to get into work at all on at least one occasion last year. In total, 41 per cent of Londoners said their commute was becoming increasingly stressful. Unsurprisingly, UK commuters have lower life satisfaction, a lower sense that their daily activities are worthwhile, lower levels of happiness and higher anxiety on average than non-commuters. Average happiness levels begin to fall and anxiety levels begin to rise after the first 15 minutes of the commute to work.

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Cabo de Palos Blue Flag BLUE FLAGS are a mark of excellence in the tourism trade and this week Cabo de Palos received one, being credited as one of the best sailing destinations in the country. by Keith Nicol The award recognizes the excellent conditions of the Mar Menor as an area to practice water sports and activities, and the quality of municipal services within the tourism sector. The director of the Institute of Tourism, Manuel Fernández-Delgado, presided over the act of raising the ‘Blue Flag’ granted to the Mar Menor marine resort-Cabo de Palos, which was held on the beach Carrion de Los Alcázares, opposite the Spa of the Incarnation, a distinction that recognizes the Mar Menor as a tourist destination of excellence for sports and water sports. Representatives of the different municipalities that are part of this tourist destination also attended, including councillors of Tourism of Cartagena, Palazón Carolina; San

Javier, Antonio Martinez; Los Alcázares, Maite Olmos; and San Javier, Antonio Garcia. The award, which was presented during the last edition of the International Tourism Fair of Madrid (Fitur 2015) by the president of the Spanish Association of Marine Resorts, Joan Campolier, and Deputy Director General for Development and Sustainable Tourism, Tatiana Maria Martinez Ramos and it distinguishes the Mar Menor as one of the best national sailing destinations; “showing the value of its tourism, nautical and sporting activities,” said the director of the Institute of Tourism. He added; “this distinction also recognizes the quality of the services provided by the Murcia municipalities and companies belonging to the nautical network,

Cabo de Palos is honoured with a Blue Flag

such as accommodation, companies of nautical activities, restoration, organization of nautical events and offer specialized products, along with marketing “. More than 200,000 tourists chose the Region of Murcia in 2014 to do some nautical activity. Altogether there are 30 nautical centres along the Costa Calida where one can practice all kinds of water and underwater sports such as SCUBA

diving, canoeing, kayaking, sailing, windsurfing, paddle surfing, catamaran, jet boating, water skiing, rent sailboats with or without skipper, boat trips and snorkelling. According to the Institute of Tourism, yachting is valued as the most promising tourism product in the region of Murcia, behind only sun and beach, with nautical-sports being one of the products most valued by international tourism. It’s a profit

maker too, with the average spending close to 67 euros a day. Spanish tourists who visit the region to enjoy your nautical offerings are mainly from Madrid, Andalusia, Castile-La Mancha and Valencia; while foreign visitors are predominantly from the UK, Germany, Norway, France and Holland. The average length of stay for this type of tourism is more than 15 days.

Continued from front page... In the case of Murcia, Torres explained that there has been suspicious threats. In the event of any attack, the headquarters of the Guardia Civil in Murcia has a core team that could take care of the situation “immediately” through the deployment of a specialized unit, that although it’s based in Valencia, it can be operational and in Murcia within two hours. Torres added that the Guardia Civil is ready for all types of CBRN threats, although he admits that some may be more complex than others. Torres noted that the Guardia Civil has a “fairly large” deployment of more than 1,800 agents trained in this regard that are fully operational. In addition, all provinces have a basic response unit, and the Meritorious also has nine specialized units distributed throughout the country. When asked about the possible involvement of CBRN Meritorious Service in cases of Ebola, such as were reported last year in Spain, Torres indicated that it was a matter of public health, so that the functions of the unit would perform “Health support”. “It’s a medical issue and we take care of the operational aspects and support in whatever it takes,” he stressed.

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Local news...

Splashin’ Los Alcazares

Last year’s Museum Night attracted thousands of people

Night of Museums lasts five days by Keith Nicol

CARTAGENA’S PROGRAMME for the Night of the Museums was announced last week. In true oxymoron style, the Night of the Museums last for not just one night, but five. The popular event features exhibitions, tours, concerts and, for the first time, a spot by the Cartagena Rhythmic gymnasts squad. Cartagena’s Mayor, Pilar Barreiro, defined the Night as; “One of the largest cultural events in Europe taking place in just one night; although it is a night that lasts five days and that is from May 16th, from 8pm into the early hours, when museums, resorts and plazas, will host 170 activities of all types simultaneously,

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which adds more than 115 hours in total. The 7th night will offer a very varied programme, with 24 exhibitions, 11 activities for children, 30 music concerts for all tastes, 15 representations and, for the first time, an sports exhibition from of Rhythmic Gymnasts Club Cartagena in the Roman theatre, all overseen a team of 200 volunteers. Pilar Barreiro also announced that public transport will be organized in a special way, so that there will be a circular bus every15 minutes that will cover all areas of Museum Night, stopping at the Museum of Glass in Santa Lucia, Plaza de Bastarreche, Municipal Archaeological

Museum and Heroes Plaza Cavite. Tickets are just 1€ and you can jump on and off the bus as often as you like, all night long. In addition, more services will be offered on all bus routes between neighbourhoods and city centre throughout the night, until 2:30am in the morning . Another attraction, in this case for visitors, is that all the hotels of the city have special offers for customers staying that weekend, that also includes a two-hour guided tour. In short, it’s an opportunity to experience several different cultural experiences in one night, with friends or family; a dream come true once a year.

ONE HUNDRED years ago, on Saturday December 12th, 1915, the first flight of a military seaplane in Spain took place from Los Alcázares. Colonel Pedro Vives Vich then opted for the municipality to establish Spain’s first seaplane base: “the most appropriate place is Los Alcázares; everything is in it”, he said in 2015. A century later the town celebrates this anniversary throughout the entire year of 2015, but without a doubt, one of the most important events will take place this weekend, with the arrival of eleven seaplanes, which are flying in from Pollença (Mallorca) for a long weekend in Los Alcázares. The Seaplanes come from Switzerland, Italy, Finland, the Netherlands and Spain in and will be located at Playa de las Palmeras, opposite the High Performance Centre. On Friday the Seaplanes ready themselves in Majorca, flying out on Saturday, May 2nd with their ETA being 1pm. After the pilots and crew have lunch, the general public are invited to view the Seaplanes in a static exhibition from 4pm until on Mother’s Day, Sunday May 3rd, the static exhibition will continue from 9am until 4pm. Early morning, from 9am to 11am there is also an exhibition of radio controlled aircraft followed at 6pm with the departure of the seaplanes to Mallorca. On a slightly smaller scale there is also an exhibition “World Aircraft” will be exhibited on the 2nd floor of the Town Hall to mark the centenary of the Military seaplane. The exhibition features more than three hundred models following the history of aviation. In addition to this exhibition, the City of Los Alcazares features on the 1st, 3rd and 4th floor another exhibition: “History of the Air”.

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FREEMASONS FROM the Provincial Grand Lodge of Valencia have handed the Red Cross a “unique” vehicle to aid homeless people living on the streets. by Jack Troughton Cruz Roja will operate the specially designed vehicle – it has showers and equipment to provide basic sanitary and social necessities “in situ” – and will operate throughout Valencia. And last week the Provincial Grand Master Norman Wheatley presented the keys to members of the charity outside the Red Cross offices in Guardamar del Segura. The purchase of this important social asset was financed completely by the Provincial Grand Lodge, and Norman was assisted at the official handover by Assistant Grand Master of Valencia Rodney Bignell, and Keith Alcock, the Provincial Grand Charity Steward of Valencia. Also attending the ceremony were the Mayoress of Guardamar del Segura, Carmen Verd; Herrminia Palmar, Managing Director of Integration and Social Inclusion and Cooperation of Cruz Roja in Valencia; Alvaro Prieto, Territorial Director of Social Wellbeing within the Valencia Community; Antonio Navarro, Vice President of the Cruz Roja in Valencia; and Adelaida Plaza, President of Cruz Roja in Guardamar del Segura. Spokesman for the Provincial Grand Lodge, David Wynn said: “The vehicle has been designed to assist the homeless people in Valencia and is fitted with four showers and equipment to help cover the basic sanitary and social needs of the

Handing over the keys

homeless in situ – personal hygiene, health, and auxiliary care. “There is no other vehicle of a similar type in the whole of Spain used by Cruz Roja and its specifications and use are completely unique. The vehicle has been financed com-

pletely by members of the Provincial Grand lodge of Valencia.” He added: “The vehicle will start helping the homeless initially in the Guardamar and Torrevieja vicinities before extending further afield.”

Tourist, 100, robbed by ‘Samaritan’

A MAN posing as a Good Samaritan is thought to have mugged a 100-year-old tourist as he helped him to his feet after a fall. The American victim was visiting Gloucester, where he once lived, with his 70-year-old son when his pocket was picked, according to Gloucestershire Constabulary. The pair had just got off a bus outside a post office when the elder man lost his balance and fell to the ground. A passerby helped him up, but the following day he noticed a large amount of money, both pounds and US dollars, was missing from his bum-bag. A police spokesman said: “The money was in an envelope inside the bag. Also taken was a brown leather wallet containing a driving licence. The victim believes they were stolen by the stranger. The victim is said to be very distressed by the incident. Both men have now returned to the US.”

International news...

Marathon runner forgot where he left his car A RUNNER completed the Manchester Marathon recently, only to realise he was so knackered he had forgotten where his car was parked. Jason Matthews, from Wolverhampton, couldn’t remember where he left his black Saab 93 sport on April 19, and after spending hours looking for it he eventually gave up and caught the train home. He might have had a medal around his neck, but eight days later the 40year-old was still car-less, until Adam Coppin stepped in. After reading about Jason’s plight the kindly Adam spent his day off searching for the elusive car, and found it safe and sound in an office car park.

Adam Coppin

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Graham Knight stands for election by Keith Nicol GRAHAM KNIGHT, the former and original Director of Torrevieja’s Foreign Residents Office, is on the list of candidates for the May 24th municipal election in Torrevieja. A long time supporter of the Partido Popular, Graham is number 19 on the list of 25 Candidates, but no matter whether he gets a seat on council or not, he’ll continue to help out the PP from behind the scenes in Torrevieja. This is the fifth time that Graham has been on the list of candidates, and although previous Mayors had asked him to be higher up the list, offering him more chance of being on the council, because of the rigours and the time required as Director of the Foreign Residents Office, he kindly turned the offer down. Over the last year or so, Graham and wife Dori have enjoyed a spell of semi-retirement, taking the opportunity to travel and partake in other activities, such as picking up a golf club again and being a director of C.D. Torrevieja’s football team. Just before the housing boom was set to explode, Graham arrived in Torrevieja in the early 1990’s and after working as a journalist and English Teacher he was offered the position to set up the region’s first Foreigners Office, which became a benchmark that many others have tried to follow, but Torrevieja still provides the template for others, following Graham’s lead. In late 1994, he organised a visit by a Welsh Male Voice that has since led to visits to Torrevieja by a large number of choirs from the U.K. He’s a founder member (and honorary president) of the Torrevieja branch of the (British) National Association of Retired Police Officers and promoter and instigator of ‘Neighbourhood Watch’ schemes in Spain which has now extended along the whole Mediterranean coast

from Andalucía to Valencia. He was a founder member of Torrevieja’s ‘Alzheimer’s association’ AFA (Amigos y familares de Alzheimers) plus the Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers and has been honoured by various local associations and is an ‘honorary member’ of such associations as: Royal British Legion. Lions Club International, Freemasons Las Salinas Lodge 79, Royal Naval Association, Royal Air Forces Association and Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers. Over Easter, you might also have seen him with hammer, in charge of Los Costaleros during the Semana Santa processions. At number 19 on the PP List, the chances of him becoming a councillor are probably just slightly better than his team Manchester United, winning the Premiership this season. But no matter what, over the last two decades, Graham’s hard work to help expats visiting or settling in Torrevieja will be remembered and appreciated by many. Even in retirement, Graham continues to work hard to help make Torrevieja a better place for all: visitors and residents alike.

Sport News...

Padel world comes to Torrevieja

SOME OF the world’s best padel players are headed for Torrevieja this month. On the weekends 8th to 10th and then from 15th to 17th May, Torrevieja will host the area playoff of the National Padel Seizes, which is the largest in the world in terms of the numbers of registered players, with over 11,000 and amateur teams numbering more than 500. The competition began in October, with the Padel Club Torrevieja playing in the Murcia zone, where they have entered five teams: three male and two female, with a total of more than 85 players registered. After several months of competition, teams entering the regional playoffs will be playing games simultaneously in cities like Valencia, Madrid, Barcelona, Seville, Cadiz and Malaga. Torrevieja, is host to Murcia for this semi-final phase of the competition, which is expected to feature up to one-thousand players from more than 30 clubs, and where local teams will have to play at the highest level to qualify for the Final, that is held in Madrid in June. This first edition of the tournament exceeded all expectations and from the organisers of the National Padel Series said that for the next edition, they hope to meet all requests and double the number of player’s registry. All information on the competition can be followed at: www.seriesnacionalesdepadel.com: padeltorrevieja.wordpress.com or through their Facebook profile at PaddleTorrevieja.

Rascals raise another 2000€ By Keith Nicol THE RASCALS were back on stage last weekend, performing their brand new show; ‘Both sides of the Pond’. The enthusiastic audience clapped, sheered and sang along with to the songs from their new variety show for its opening in Los Montesinos on 23rd and 24th April. The Rascals are one of, if not the most successful charity fundraising group in the Vega Baja and added yet another 2,000 Euros to their total raised by donating the money from the shows to two charities, with the total amount of 2,000 euros being shared between Age Concern and Los Montesinos Social Services. As the audience left the theatre comments of fabulous show, brilliant, a great night out were heard along with singing along to some of shows most popular tunes. The third and last performance of ‘Both sides of the Pond’ is on Tuesday 26th May at the Virgen del Carmen, Torrevieja, with the curtain up at the early time of 7.30pm. To reserve tickets call Sue on 966 784 874, on the website www.therascals.org or you can get tickets at the booking office outside the The Municipal theatre. They only cost 6 Euros and this even includes a programme. Space permitting, tickets may also be available on the night at the Virgen del Carmen.

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Yapping dogs DEAR PEOPLE of Torrevieja, With respect, can anyone tell me what to do (legally) about yapping dogs and their mess. I recently went to a friend´s house in Calle Orthello and we could not hear ourselves speak because of the constant yapping of a dog next door. I then visited my cousins house in the next road and the dog downstairs didn’t stop barking during the time I was there. Why don´t dog owners understand this is wrong. I hate cruelty to any animal and our local papers are full of articles and appeals to help abandoned and abused animals but who is there to help people who have to put up with the constant noise and mess. Where I live in Jardin Del Mar the field is almost covered in dog mess. It seems the owners don’t want the mess on their own doorsteps so put it on someone else’s.

Not all the same IN RESPONSE to last week’s ‘ Letter of the week’ I feel it is a shame that this lady feels like she has to hold back a little of herself. I live in a lovely residential area where everyone looks after each other. This may be a unique place, but maybe not all people are back stabbing or pack like. I can understand that maybe some of the more ‘British’ areas are like that but let’s not make out that it is such a general problem. Maybe my age has something to do with the fact that people are more sympathetic and helpful but it would be nice to believe that this is their normal behaviour. I do hope that she can eventually begin to trust people a little more or maybe it is just because she likes to keep herself to herself. Stan Halfpenny

Unwanted neighbours

I have been living in a very peaceful, quiet and picturesque Spanish village for a number of years. I have extremely pleasant neighbours who have been thoughtful and kind when I have found myself in need of help. We are all very community minded but some things we just can’t deal with. Next door but one has been empty for a while but we now find that a family of gypsies have taken up residence. The Local Police and Guardia have been called and it seems that they have ‘paperwork’ that entitles them to live there. They have no water or electricity so as you can imagine with the warmer weather coming the problems this can and will cause. The noise is bad enough with over 15 people living in a 3 bedroom house but I can also see the problems with vermin etc I appreciate that they need to live somewhere but does it have to be next to me! Carol Marshall

Xxxxxxx by Keith Nicol

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La Manga Xperience this weekend by Keith Nicol THE LONG Holiday weekend brings with it an opportunity to enjoy the second edition of the La Manga Xperience, where water sports combine with music on Deer Island. La Manga Xperience takes place from Friday through Sunday, 1st, 2nd and 3rd May. As an added attraction over the three days, there will be Kitesurfing, the Standing Paddle and the installation of the first Wakepark del Mar Menor. Kitesurfing is the star of the weekend. It is a sport that is booming in popularity all along the coast with participants known for their trick jumps and manoeuvres. The Standing Paddle is a sport that is slowing catching on and is accessible to everyone. Additionally, this second edition will feature the first Cableski in the region; installed in the first Wakepark del Mar Menor. La Manga Xperience has two separate areas: sports and leisure. Sport is located on the beach area of Deer Island. It will also feature a shopping area and exhibition zone, where sports brands will display their products. The site has a technical area for the judges plus a DJ booth to keep the beat going. It should be noted that La Manga Xperience is the only competition that has a water tower from which judges score. The play area will have a stage for concerts and shows in the Plaza Bohemia. The area is 12x8 meters with 2,000 watts of light and sound. La Manga Xperience is part of the Championship of Spain Kitesurfing and brings together the best national and international riders. A competition of Standing Paddle will also be held , along with Wakeboarding in the Wakepark zone. The event is organized by Maskite, a water sports pioneer in the area of the Mar Menor. It is sponsored by Reycarpe-LandRover and has a different and innovative format with an independent and youthful character.

This weekend’s La Maga Xperience is a must visit for water sports fans

Community news...

MABS Cancer Support Group events for May

Race Night Friday 8th May at 8.00pm. Toscana, Roldan

More than a Coffee Morning Friday 15th May at 11.00am MABS Centre, San Javier. Tickets 3€ available from the shop or on the day includes coffee & cake

Ebony & Ivory Ladies Lunch Tuesday 19th May at Diamantes Restaurant in El Mojon 10.50€ for 3 courses including a glass of wine. There will also be entertainment and a raffle. Don’t forget to wear some ebony or ivory! Start 1.30pm for 2pm see you there. Phone Diamantes to book your place Tel: 965 352 947

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Yet another season of frustration but hopes are already high for 2015/16 at CD Torrevieja

by Keith Nicol bring a paintbrush and the desire to paint and one of our new supporters, Sean, has offered to bring his hogroast down and do some food at a massively discounted price so nobody starves. It should be a good day and is a great way to invite new people to get involved at the club. Please let me know if you would like to attend.”

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Even though the play offs are now unlikely, it is still important we get a good crowd at Sunday’s match against Crevillente

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IT’S BEEN a mixed season of fortunes for local football team CD Torrevieja. As they done for season after season, they start well and after Christmas seem to lose their way. A few week’s ago, in an attempt to stop the rot, a new manager was put in place and the side went from a pedantic, short pass and possession side, to a more exciting attacking team. However Pedreño suffered his first defeat as Torry Manager last week, but given their track record at Novelda, in not beating them in their last eleven attempts, perhaps it was to be expected that Torry would lose the game and consequently any realistic hope of an end of season playoff place. On the plus side, the club has a new manager and stabability in place for next season, with eyes on new players to boost the squad for September already in place. Don’t forget, you can become a Socio member of the club for next season, and have a say in how your club is run, by signing up here. Chris Darwin, the Club’s new Commercial Director said; “I am still looking for my “El Trabajadores de Torrevieja”, our new team of promoters that will help publicise CD Torrevieja in all the surrounding areas. The online shop has been filled with some more stock, go and check it out at www.tiendacdtorrevieja.tictail.com and looking forward, on July 18th we will be holding a “Painters Party” at the football club. The plan is to give the entrance and parts of the stadium some love and attention. We will provide the paint, you

Chris went on; “Even though the play offs are now unlikely, it is still important we get a good crowd at Sunday’s match against Crevillente. The team played really well last week, and with Pedreno in charge we can all be confident about next season.” Torry host a Gala Awards Dinner for the players on Tuesday 19th May at El Huertano restaurant in Torrevieja with tickets now on sale at 15€ from the ground, directors or Torry Army office. Six trophies will be presented on the night, with fans voting for the very special Val Lancaster Memorial trophy.

Community news...

Amazing music night for charity

TRICIA LEE, fundraiser for Paul Cunningham Nurses Charity, had a smash hit with her first amazing music night. Bella Luna took the Quesada Country Club by storm last Friday with a sell out show. Their showmanship is fabulous and with the help of Mike Thornton from Lifecare Services, who caused great fun as the auctioneer for the evening, with the auction raising 310€. The whole evening raised an whopping 580€. The next show for Bella Luna has already been booked for November 20th and the Annual Paul Cunningham Fashion show will be at the Quesada Country Club on Thursday 11th June. Please also look out for the Golf Tournament at La Finca Golf Course on October 22nd. The Paul Cunningham Nurses Charity was set up to look after those that have been diagnosed as terminally ill. It is entirely free of charge, to help patients die in peace and with dignity. We can also arrange private nursing care.

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St George and the RBL Wine tasting ‘app’ Read the paper online every week at www.roundtownnews.com

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ALTHOUGH ST George, with or without the dragon, may not be as popular globally as St. Patrick, the Day is celebrated around the world by branches of The Royal British Legion. by Keith Nicol Last Thursday, the Orihuela Costa and District Branch of The Royal British Legion were at The Emerald Isle on 23rd April to celebrate England’s Patron Saint. The day started with a parade with the ever popular Torrevieja Pipes and Drums leading the way. This was followed by the presentation of standards of the Branch, the Royal Naval Association, the Royal Marines Association and the Royal Air Force Association. The highlight of the parade was heralded by the Chelsea Pensioners from London, who once again travelled over especially for the event. All association members then marched to the Emerald Isle. Branch Vice Chairman and organiser of the day, Eddie Coleman, welcomed everyone and invited The Counsellor for the Coast Martina Scheurer, to officially start proceedings. The many stalls were kept very busy throughout the day along with many acts performing to keep the crowds entertained with the afternoon activities hosted by Simon Morton. The raffle on the day raised 850€. Club members wished to say: Thank you for everyone who supported the day. Further information is available at the Orihuela Costa Branchof the RBL at: www.britishle-

Hundreds of supporters turned out for St. George’s Day at the Emerald Isle

By Jack Troughton WINE TASTING with Javea U3A moved into the 21st Century with a smart phone ‘app’ that rates and awards points for bottles being sampled. The monthly meeting of the Wine Appreciation Group – WAGS – was held at La Cocina in Javea Port and 41 members gather to test the white, rose, and red wines selected by Glynis and Michael Ballantyne. The couple were enthusiastic about the new ‘toy’, the app discovered during their research – the Ballantynes and friends having fun comparing their opinions against other tasters over the internet. And Glynis and Michael also revealed friends had given their choice of wines a road test before the meeting. Interestingly, they said the results proved cheaper wines were just as acceptable as the more expensive bottles. Group leader Geoff Woodward thanked the pair for an enlightening and humorous presentation before everyone enjoyed lunch. In June the group will take a day trip to Bodegas Daniel Belda. For details about the wine tasting group and other Javea U3A activities, go to the website www.u3ajavea.org

WAG leader Geoff Woodward (right) with Glynis and Michael Ballantyne

Falken Tours are precious 22

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FALKEN TOURS of La Marina, have been providing quality holidays and tours to thousands of people, since establishing themselves on the Costa Blanca in 1997. by Keith Nicol OFFERING EVERYTHING that a consummate traveller could need, their extensive portfolio includes everything from plane ticketing to bus tours, trips and Cruises. For those wishing to cruise ‘locally’ and if you want to spoil yourself and receive superb value for money, you’d be hard pushed to find anything better that the MSC Preziosa, the ‘precious’ new flagship of MSC Cruises. As the company website states, she was; “created so can you savour the pleasures of the Mediterranean spirit on unforgettable voyages of exploration all over the world. Experience the beauty of select natural materials radiating Mediterranean light and colour - including a real stone piazza - alongside spectacular features such as sweeping Swarovski grand staircases and a magical ‘infinity’ pool.” The ship also has a very interesting past. On June 4th, 2010 a letter of intent was signed between STX France and Libyan stateowned company General National Maritime Transport Corporation (GNMTC), to build one cruise ship similar to MSC’s Fantasia and Splendida. The vessel was to have a 120-ton shark aquarium integrated into the design, as specified by Hannibal Gaddafi, son

Vertigo

MSC Preziosa, flagship of the MSC fleet

of Libya’s leader at the time, who was a professional and wellqualified mariner. However the contract was cancelled during the civil war broke and the in June 2011, and on March 13th, 2012, MSC announced it had reached an agreement to buy the ship for 550 million euros and she was launched in 2013 Putting size into perspective, the ship is the length of three football pitches laid end to end at 333 metres (1,092.52 ft) long, 37.92 meters wide and has a draught at 8.45 meters. Along with her twin sister ship MSC Davina, they share the sixteenth spot as one of the World’s largest Cruise Ships, can accommodates up to 4,363 passengers in fabulous comfort with 80% of the rooms having an ocean view. There is little chance of you growing bored while onboard with a choice of seven restaurants, 20 bars and lounges, four swimming pools, a bowling alley and a gymnasium. A Spa is located on deck 14 and the theatre, featuring Las Vegas style shows, accommodates 1,600 guests. The sports arena offers sports as basketball, volleyball, tennis and a 235m jogging

track. A Smurf-themed play area is located on deck 15 in a dedicated children’s area. MSC Preziosa, offers guests irresistible new opportunities such as the Smurf theme park and Doremi Castle kids aqua park plus the swooping thrills of Vertigo, the longest singlerider water slide on the seas. In keeping with its name the MSC Preziosa is truly ‘precious’. Falken Tours have lots of special offers to choose from and with the ship having six more sailing from Valencia during 2015, with the next being 14th May, it’s a perfect opportunity to spoil yourself with a cruise, close to home. The ship departs from Valencia and visits Marselle, Genua, Civitavecchia for Rome, Palermo, Cagliari and Palma de Mallorca. This cruise will be operating every Thursday until end of October. Falken Tours will be have several departures with bustransfer incl. More information at: www.falkentours.com: by phone: 966 790 004 or why not just drop in and visit them in La Marina on Calle Mar Baltico 8 or La Zenia on Avda. de la Playa 1

Nosmo-King welcome Eduardo

Eduardo Dolon visited the Nosmo-king club last Thursday

IT’S BEEN a busy couple of weeks of speakers at Torrevieja’s Nosmo-King Club. A couple of week’s back, yours truly gave a talk on what was happening around the area and a brief look at some of the areas hidden delights, such as the Licor 43 and Valor chocolate factories and day trips that the group might wish to go on. Last week, Mayor Eduardo Dolon answered questions, helped along in the English stakes by Graham Knight, Jean Paul from the Foreign Residents Office and Councillor Rosario Martinez. A couple of months ago, Eduardo dropped in to the club to give his regards as the group is one of the City’s oldest clubs. Formed in 2001, the club meets every Thursday at El Paraiso, behind Carrefour, and has different speakers, events and activities for members to enjoy. On Thursday Eduardo answered questions about the development of the N332, the issues with dog poo and graffiti and the difference between waste land in Torrevieja, and the fact if it’s Municipal land the Town Hall maintains but if private, they can only request the owners to keep it safe and in

good condition. One of the benefits of the Mayor going on fact finding trips is that it provides an insight to the concerns of visitors and residents to Torrevieja and Eduardo left with a list of items including a promise to look at recycling plans, workshops for the homeless, new cycling lanes and pedestrian walkways and he explained just a few of the plans of the council include the Harbour Projects, new planned hotels, the wait for the desalination plan, the new plan of action for the Conservatory of Music and International Auditorium and many other items. For those thinking of joining the club, on the last Thursday of the month, a coach trip is arranged to allow members to discover different parts of Spain. Sunday lunches are organised most months and occasional themed evenings add to the variety of activities. The Thursday meetings start at 11.00am with meetings varying week by week to include quizzes, a speaker or other entertainment, second-hand books salesFor more information contact the Club Secretary on: club.nosmoking@gmail.com.

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Keeping busy in May

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by Keith Nicol THE MONTH of May begins with a Red Day, the ‘Workers’ Holiday on Friday May 1st, with many local towns having their own fiestas and special events. Leading into May, on Thursday April 30th, the small township of Abanilla outside of Orihuela, continue their Moors and Christians Fiestas with Parade of the Fiesta Queens, Moors and Christians at 11pm from Plaza de la Lonja and finishing at the Paseo de la Ermita with festivities finishing on May 3rd. May 1st also sees the start of the Rojales Arts and Craft Festival at the Cuevas del Rodeo in Rojales until the 3rd May. Many of the Artists caves will be open for you to visit, along with circus shows and workshops, live music, exhibitions and displays, special activities for children, tapas, drinks and more to make this a fun event. Pilar de la Horadada hosts their IV edition of their Seville Fair from the 30th April to the 3rd May 2015. The programme is packed with all sorts of great events, all of which will be free to enjoy in the Parque Raimundo Benedicto starting at 9.30pm on Thursday, with Horses and carriages on Friday afternoon plus music and dance every evening. III ‘Splash In’, a celebration of Seaplanes happens this weekend as planes fly from Puerto de Pollensa, Majorca to Los Alcazares, to pay tribute to the seaplane. 17 Seaplanes

are expected to land in the calm waters of the Mar Menor, Murcia where spectators can watch them fly, land and take off as well as being able to expire them in a static exhibition. Their ETA is to arrive in Los Alcazares between 12.30pm and 1.30pm on May 2nd with a static display organised for Sunday between10am to 1pm and exhibition flights taking place from 5pm. May 9th is European Day, which also coincides with the first Day of the Spanish Municipal and Regional Elections. Still to be confirmed will be entertainment and a flag raising ceremony in Torrevieja’s main plaza at 11am. Well worth the drive for something a little different is the VII edition of the Night of the Museum in Cartagena on Saturday the 16th May 2015 when entry to all the city’s museums is free and they are open until 2am on Sunday morning. The programme of events and activities is very extensive and can be found on their website: www.nochemuseoscartagena.es. As usual, Torrevieja has a host of activities, all of which can be found at: www.torreviejacultural.com. Some of the highlights include; on May 2nd an excursion to Wine Horses in Caravaca dela Cruz and a special concert celebrating “Europe Day” in the Town Square on May 9th at 11am, with

a performance of Beethoven 9th Symphony by the Orchestra of the Region of Murcia in the fabulous International Auditorium. On May 3rd, don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day in Spain and you might like to take mom to see a special Eric Clapton Tribute at the Municipal Theatre. Torrevieja’s XXVII Feria De May, the largest of its kind outside of Andalusia takes place in the Harbour Fairground with the inauguration on Wednesday May 6th at 9pm, with music, dance, food and drink every day, horses and parades on weekend afternoons and guest artists performing at 11pm each evening. On May 16th there is a tribute night to ‘Dire Straits’ in the Municipal Theatre at 8.30pm with a real Spanish superstar, David Bustamante also performing there on May 23rd at 10.30pm.

Jennifer Cunningham

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When will the banks realise...?

At long last I’m beginning to feel quite excited regarding the banks selling insurance. Why? Because, I have continually mentioned that the banks should stick to their core business and leave insurance to the specialists. Both estate agents and banks appear to think that insurance is an easy way to compensate their decreasing normal business which, during the recession, becomes more difficult. Wrong – insurance, if done correctly, is a heavy commitment both financially and time wise. The staff have to be fully trained and regulated on all the policies, so they can answer a clients many questions correctly and ensure the right choice is made for their needs. This can take at least half an hour to complete a policy, if you are lucky. There are then claims to handle and, of course, renewals. So my questions is – how do the banks, who now seem to appear very short staffed, because the queues are becoming longer, plan to cope with the time required to sell correctly? One of my staff was recently waiting patiently in a queue in a bank, whilst the cashier was trying to sell insurance as instructed. When the English lady asked what that particular policy covered, she was told “everything”. I hope the various banks are starting to realise how demanding and time consuming, for both their staff and clients, the insurance side of their business actually is. It will be very good when the banks appreciate it is not profitable and discontinue this “service” and this can only be good news for their clients, because if the bank staff do not have the knowledge or the time

to offer insurance, how does an expat know what they are purchasing. The service from the banks, for the clients and the insurance industry will only improve when they decide to concentrate on their main business - banking. Watch this space. I know summer is coming because the chiringuitos in Javea are starting to be built and here begins a few months of total chaos. But hey, this is what Spain is all about. Some of us run away to cooler climates and miss all the fun! If you are doing this, or going on a trip – do not go without travel insurance. No one can predict what is going to happen – an accident or illness can overtake us at any time. Medical costs can be prohibitive, especially if you need to return home with medical assistance. My Company offers an extremely good travel insurance policy – it is not as cheap as a Spanish one but far more comprehensive and even accepts some basic pre-conditions. Don´t take chances – it is not worth it. Having an accident or becoming ill on holiday is a nightmare in itself. For such a small cost, you could save yourself, and your family, a vast amount of stress. Some of you will be aware that I am the president of a small charity based near Torrevieja. I set this charity up in memory of my son, Paul Cunningham who sadly died of spinal cancer at 33. He spent a number of months in a Sue Ryder hospice, along with myself caring for him and I obviously learnt how important this type of care is, to both the patient and the family, especially when I realised that in Spanish national

health hospitals, hospice care is not available and they will discharge you, with little or no support, to finish your days at home. My charity is able to offer palliative care in the home and, where available, equipment to support you and the nurses. I am very proud that we have been able to help seriously ill people and make their last days as comfortable and peaceful as possible in their own home. Unfortunately, we can only help as our funding allows and the only way we can achieve this is by donations, with the three charity shops, fundraising and a group of wonderful volunteers. If those reading this article would like to donate anything, please, please do. I am always appreciative of any donations or help that anyone can offer the charity as, along with other charities, PCN is finding it difficult to help as many people as we would wish to. For more information, on any aspect of the charity or fund raising, please call Diane (mornings only) on 96 679 0363. During the twenty five years that I have lived and worked in Spain, I have heard many rumours regarding myself, many of which I have found both amusing and ridiculous but it staggers me where they originate from and why would anyone be that interested in my life, as it is just a continual round of hard work, with my business and the charity? Of course, I do have a life of my own. However, the latest rumour is that I have moved to Greece. How would that work? How can I be expected to operate my business whilst living in Greece – I am not Shirley Valentine – I can only dream!

Thursday, April 30 - Thursday, May 7 2015

home and garden

Still time to build productive raised beds by

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

IF YOUR garden suffers from shallow soil or large underutilised terrace areas one or more raised beds are an ideal way to make the garden more productive, especially by growing some of your own vegetables. As it is only the start of May there is still time to build them and grow crops for late spring and summer consumption. WHAT IS A RAISED BED? In our popular vegetable growing book ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’ we defined a raised bed as an elevated area of deep rich soil mix built up within retaining walls to allow it to be worked with less bending.. There are four basic types. A four sided box constructed so that soil can be worked from all sides without walking on it. A three sided box built onto an existing wall. A narrow terrace on a sloping site. A series of raised beds on a sloping site as illustrated. HOW DEEP SHOULD THE SOIL BE? A minimum height of 30cm will provide a depth of soil sufficient for the roots of most vegetable plants and many flowering plants and shrubs. A maximum height of 70 to 80cm would allow the bed to be worked without much bending and also from a stool, chair or wheelchair. The most comfortable height will depend on the height of the person or persons who will be working the raised bed. Deep beds can be used for trees and even palms. Any intermediate heights depending on the materials you have available for building the walls and the amount of good soil/compost/manure available or you are willing to buy in. HOW WIDE AND LONG SHOULD THE BED BE? Width of beds. A maximum width of 1.5m if the layout of your raised bed/beds will allow you to work from both sides. A maximum width of 70 to 80cm if the raised bed is against a wall or hedge which will only allow it to be

worked from one side. If you build raised beds any wider you will need to walk on the soil which will consolidate it and defeat the reason for building the raised beds in the first place. Length of beds. The length of a raised bed can be anything from one metre to twenty metres or more. However it may be more practical to design a layout with several shorter beds with the space between wide enough to accommodate a wheelbarrow or wheelchair.. WHAT CAN RAISED BEDS BE MADE FROM? The walls could be constructed with railway sleepers, long logs, old doors or panels, dry stone walls, cemented brick or stone , blocks or peat blocks. The advantages and disadvantage of each are discussed in Chapter 3.5 of ’Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’. We prefer long lasting cemented natural stone, rendered block walls or wooden railway sleepers. WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF RAISED BEDS? The practical benefits are as follows. You do not need to walk on the soil which means that you can use every square centimetre for growing crops. Therefore the soil will not be compacted by your weight. They can be filled with a light soil/sand/compost/manure mix which is fertile, well draining and easy to work and unlikely to be compacted by heavy rains followed by hot baking sun. The paths between and around the beds can be clear of weeds and mud. They can either be pointed rock slabs, cm of stone chippings laid over black plastic sheeting or trodden down deep straw. You can use them in a garden which has no topsoil. Even on solid rock or a previously concreted area. A drip or porous pipe irrigation system can be easily set up. Anything can be grown in soil depths of 40cm or more including potatoes and Jerusalem artichokes. Spreading vegetables such as courgettes, cucumbers, trailing tomatoes, capers and nasturtiums can be cascaded

down the outside of the walls to reduce the space taken up on the top of the bed. If you allowed trailing vegetables to cascade down three walls of a two metre long one metre wide raised bed and grew climbing plants up one metre canes an three sides you would effectively increase the growing space from two to ten square metres! It is easy to install tunnel cloches made to fit the beds for winter plant protection and summer shading for leaf crops that can wither in the sun. Plantlets can be conveniently raised under cloches if you have the room. The maximum productivity will be achieved by constantly filling any space freed when harvesting crops with new plantlets or fast maturing crops from seeds.. They are easy to extend if you have the space. A number of raised beds could be hidden away in various parts of the garden if you do not want a large dedicated area. They are particularly user friendly for child, aged and infirm gardeners. And of course although we have concentrated on the use of raised beds for vegetables they can be used to grow trees including palms, accommodate rockeries and also attractive general flower beds. This is mentioned in Chapter 2.5 Design Manageable Flower Beds in ‘Your Garden in Spain – From planning to planting and maintenance’.

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advertising feature

Getting answers in Spain Have you heard about this really useful lunch seminar that takes place regularly here in Costa Blanca? In the last couple of months experts from five local companies have answered over 900 questions from the people who have attended. I think this is fantastic and a really great opportunity. How wonderful would it be to be able to ask the experts in various fields about how things work in Spain? Once again the highly respected UK & Spanish companies based in Costa Blanca are inviting all British, Irish & European nationals, spending time or living in Spain, to a meeting to answer all the questions they have regarding life in Spain. Some of the topics that will be covered will be as follows:How can I make my savings grow? How will the changes to pensions affect you? What are the changes to thresholds, limits and ages for occupational or personal pensions? Inheritance law and taxes in Spain, what is best for me and my family? Wills. Do I need a Spanish or UK will or both? If you are transferring money regularly to Spain, where can you get the best currency exchange rates? How can I get the best deal for Landlines, Mobiles, British TV &

the internet? How the Spanish funeral system affects people from the UK? Experts from five companies will also be providing professional advice on Tax, Pensions, Investments, Currency Exchange, Spanish Law, Wills and Funeral Plans. Everybody who wishes to attend the event can send their questions in advance and the answer will be provided at the meeting. How fantastic is that!! We could have all done with this type of event ages ago. Once all the questions have been answered then everybody will get a free lunch at Bernies and Sol Park Tenis. The events will begin at 12 noon on Wednesday 13th May 2015 in El Campello and Tuesday 19th May in Moraira. Lunch will be served at 1.30pm To register your question and to attend this unique event you can e-mail freelunchspain@gmail.com with your name address and telephone number or call 966 799 070. Spaces are limited so I am off to register right now. The thing is I have about ten questions that need answers. Apparently the experts will have an answer for each one! Great news.

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money

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

GREXIT

YET AGAIN what another country does or doesn’t do could have huge implications of the rest of Europe and the Western world.

THE CLOCK is ticking for the Greek government to pay back the International Monetary Fund over €1bn (£720m) in loans in early May, as well as fund €1.4bn Treasury bill redemptions, and other major payments, including coupon payments on Greek government bonds. It would appear that the Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis has been sidelined in Greek debt negotiation talks, but as Holly Cook from Morningstar says “The situation hasn’t changed that much, no matter who is actually doing the talking, they can’t stray too far from what their original mantra was, because their original mantra was all about anti-austerity... They’ve got a relatively tight margin for maneuver.” Investors should be prepared for ”a messy few months” for Greek financial markets as chances of a possible sovereign default in the country remain high, JP Morgan Asset Management chief market strategist for Europe Stephanie Flanders warns. So what are the implications for the rest of Europe, contagion financial and economic, the question is how severe this contagion would be. The continent’s politicians and regulators seem to think the impact would be relatively small, saying that Europe’s banks have reduced their cross-border exposure to Greece and that general confidence in the future of the eurozone is much stronger than it was a few years ago. But others think this is too complacent. The truth is that no one knows for sure. Also for Europe and especially the UK if the pessimists are right and Greece’s exit creates a European-wide financial and economic crisis Britain will certainly be hit extremely hard. Almost half of the UK´s trade is with Europe so a new economic slump on the Continent would hammer exports and cost jobs. If there is financial contagion its effects will have a severe impact on the large UK banking and financial sector. However, if the optimists are right and the financial contagion impact of Grexit is mild the UK economy could carry on growing. If a Grexit happens the value of the Euro will fall even further against the major currencies we are currently seeing a foreign exchange rate where £1 gives you 1.40 euro, and $1 gives you 0.920 Euro, if Greece were to default we could even see you getting 1.50 euro or more for your pound. In these uncertain times Blacktower is here to help you find the right solution to make your money work for YOU. We offer independent, professional and impartial advice. If you have any questions please contact me via email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or on my mobile 658 892 330. The above information was correct at the time of preparation and does not constitute investment advice and you should seek advice from a professional adviser before embarking on any financial planning activity. Blacktower Financial Management Ltd is licenced by the UK by the Financial Conduct Authority and is registered with both the DGS and CNMV. Blacktower Financial Management (Int) Ltd is licenced in Gibraltar by the Financial Services Commission (FSC) Licence No: 00805B and registered with the DGS in Spain.

legal

Carlos Baos

from White & Baos Abogados Solicitors Lawyers

Thursday, April 30 - Thursday, May 7 2015

Getting back your Bankia’s shares investment (Part III) 5 key figures and dates OUR FIRM is helping many consumers to take legal actions against Bankia. Being such an important issue, and bearing in mind the amount of information available, some even contradictory, through this article, we would like to provide some figures relevant to the case. 1. Before July 2011, Bankia informed consumers and potential buyers of their shares through brochures, prospectus, etc. that the Bankia Group and the BFA Group (“owner” of Bankia) had very significant profits, which depending on the periods, were stated as between 35.000.000€ to 195.000.000€. BFA published on its website, on the 15th of July 2011, days before the massive shares sale (19/07/2011), regarding the financial situation and stress testing of BFA-BANKIA group that “... BFA-Bankia has an excess of capital, more than enough to cope with extreme scenarios of maximum tension and to assure their customers, creditors and counterparties, that in case of a sharp deterioration in the economic scenario, the entity will carry out its functions and address their obligations, as it has done so far. “ 2. 8th of December 2011, the EBA (European Banking Authority) notified through the Bank of Spain that the additional capital requirements for the “Bankia Group” were 1.329.000.000€, basing that decision on September 2011 figures. This coming so shortly after the IPO of Bankia (under the guise of being a solvent, solid and profitable entity), 3. Bankia proceeded on the 4th of May 2012 to submit to the CNMV (Comisión Nacional del Mercado

de Valores) the annual accounts which indicated a profit of 304,748,000€, but just a few days later, requested the bailout and intervention of the Restructuring Fund Banks (FROB). On the 25th of May 2012, 21 days later, Bankia informed the CNMV, the approval of a new set of annual accounts for 2011, this time audited, showing a loss of 2,979.000.000€. Bankia finally asked for a capital injection of 19.000.000.000 € 4. Anticipating all the claims and court cases that they will face, Bankia reported on the 27th of February, that BFA and Bankia have signed an agreement to share the payment of compensations that they may be asked to pay to consumers by the courts, related to the Bankia

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shares sales, with an agreed provision of 780.000.000€. 5. The president of the Rector Commission of the FROB, Fernando Restoy, recently confirmed that Bankia has so far received a total of 2,424 civil claims relating to the IPO of the company, for approximately 70 million euros. He noted that so far only 236 judgments have been granted, of which 85% were against Bankia and in favor of the consumers, and only 15% in favor of the bank. If you are one of those affected or you know somebody in this situation, and considering that there is little deadline to claim, please contact us.

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George’s day in style LOCAL BUSINESSES and the expat community united together to celebrate in style St George’s day on 23rd April at La Estación del Mar in Alfaz del Pi and raise funds for the Alfaz del Pi food bank. by Jeanette Rice

Nicolas Rush and Stephen Shaw

RTN caught up with some of the organisers during the event to find out more about behind the scenes planning that was involved in producing such a well organised day. Nicolas Rush from Corona Blinds explained that “what you see here is a culmination of almost a years planning since the last St George’s day event, not just from me but many other businesses and volunteers who made the event possible”. Chatting with two of the other organisers, Stephen Shaw from Pride Construction and Sonny from the Curry Pot it was clear how passionate they all were about the community and giving something back, not just them but the many others who had worked tirelessly behind the scenes to make it happen. Over 300 expats attended the event, the majority wearing the traditional red and white colours of St George, and the station bar was a glory of flags inside and out. With BBQ style food being served and the Royal British Legion stall you could be forgiven for feeling a little piece of England was here in Spain. Throughout the afternoon there was live music with the well known local D J Bob Hodge ensuring everything ran smoothly. First up to perform was a band called “The Coffin Dodgers”. Chris, Colin, Jem and Simon entertained the crowd with popular rock songs and ballads, followed by Vince Tracey. Next was a young man called Rob Richards who played the guitar and continued with the rock style theme. Also performing were “Sugar Shack”, a duo comprising of Sean Lock and Duncan Picket (part of the band “Lock and Load”), who had the expats up dancing until the end. The musicians were sponsored by local businesses involved to ensure that all funds raised at the event went to the charity with an amazing total of 2,630 euros being raised during the afternoon. Organisers said that they had liaised closely with the local Town Hall, and were given details of what items to buy for the food bank, which they are now in the process of doing.

Over 300 expats attended

British Legion

Thursday, April 30 - Thursday, May 7 2015

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Valencia, a treat for all the senses

IN VALENCIA you can enjoy the spring next to the sea. The beaches and promenade come alive, allowing you to enjoy the sunshine and balmy temperatures that herald the coming of summer. The open air terraces invite passersby to try rice dishes, tapas, a refreshing glass of horchata or an ice cream while sitting in the soft sea breeze… There are lot of things to do in Valencia, as this city has plenty of monuments and historical buildings. The central Market is the largest of Europe with a surface area of over 8000 square meters. Inside you can find many things from more than 1000 stalls: fresh fish, vegetables, meat, fruit... You have to go inside to feel the atmosphere of the market, and being surrounded by the smells and colours of this place. Other of its most emblematic monuments are the Silk market (declared by UNESCO as part of Humanity’s Heritage), Round Square (a small interior square surrounded by small and narrow streets, inviting you to explore the old quarter) and the Cathedral. An important part of this wonderful city is the City of Arts and Sciences, whose buildings feature an IMAX theater , the Hemisfèric, and the largest aquarium in Europe , the Oceanogràfic, where we can sail the seven seas with dolphins, penguins, sharks ... Valencia is an amazing city and has much to offer, that´s why in Beniconnect Travel Agency we have organized a city break from the 17th to the 19th of June to discover it. It includes a luxury coach, 2 nights in a 4*hotel half board, a city tour with an official guide, travel insurance and agency rep to accompany ONLY 149€ pp! For more info go to our website www.beniconnect.com, email us info@beniconnect.com or ring us at +966 811 847.

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30th April - 7th May

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain: Food 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Channel Patrol 12:45 Cowboys and Angels 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Land Girls 16:00 Decimate 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Question Time 22:30 Peter Kay’s Car Share 23:00 BBC News 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:50 Election 2015: Ask Nigel Farage 24:20 This Week

07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Channel Patrol 08:45 Cowboys and Angels 09:15 Great British Garden Revival 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Snooker: The World Championship 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Snooker: The World Championship 21:00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial 22:00 The Game 23:00 W1A 23:30 Newsnight 24:15 Weather 24:20 Snooker: The World Championship

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Regional Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV Regional News 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Give a Pet a Home 22:00 Newzoids 22:30 The Delivery Man 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:40 Bargain Fever Britain 24:40 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:10 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:25 Four in a Bed 11:30 Come Dine with Me 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Three in a Bed 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Party Election Broadcast 21:00 The Supervet 22:00 The Island with Bear Grylls 23:00 The Last Leg 24:05 First Dates

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Milkshake! Monkey 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Secrets of Great British Castles 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Murder on the 13th Floor 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The Classic Car Show 21:00 Countdown to Murder 22:00 The Hotel Inspector 23:00 The Mentalist 24:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours

07:00 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:10 New You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Scorpion 11:25 Psych 12:20 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Scorpion 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Release the Hounds 24:50 Two and a Half Men

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Revenge 08:10 Charmed 09:00 Made in Chelsea 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Goldbergs 21:00 2 Broke Girls 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 22:30 Marry Me 23:00 Empire 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

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friday 1st May BBC1

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07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Channel Patrol 08:45 Cowboys and Angels 09:15 Gardeners’ World 09:45 Helicopter Heroes Down Under 10:15 Talking Pictures 11:00 Snooker: The World Championship 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Snooker: The World Championship 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Snooker: The World Championship 22:00 Natural World 23:00 The Clare Balding Show 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Election Late Show 24:30 Weather 24:35 Later - with Jools Holland

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Central Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Rhys Jones 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 Senna

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:25 Three in a Bed 11:30 Come Dine with Me 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Three in a Bed 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 20:55 Party Election Broadcast 21:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 Virtually Famous 24:50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 After All These Years 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Secrets of Great British Castles 22:00 NCIS: New Orleans 23:00 NCIS 23:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours

07:00 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Emmerdale 09:10 You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Scorpion 11:25 Psych 12:20 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Bourne Ultimatum 24:15 Take Me Out

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Revenge 08:10 Charmed 09:00 Made in Chelsea 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Goldbergs 21:00 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief 23:20 The Big Bang Theory 23:50 The Big Bang Theory 24:20 Rude Tube

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07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread 13:00 BBC News; Weather 13:10 Football Focus 14:00 Football Focus 15:15 Snooker: The World Championship 17:30 Final Score 18:10 WALL-E 19:40 BBC News 19:50 BBC London News; Weather 19:55 Pointless Celebrities 20:45 Atlantis 21:30 The National Lottery: In It to Win It 22:20 Casualty 23:10 BBC News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 24:55 he Football League Show

07:15 Gambling House 08:35 The Red Beret 10:00 The Nature of Britain 11:00 Snooker: The World Championship 13:00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial 14:00 Michel Roux’s Service 15:00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 15:20 Timewatch 16:10 Timewatch 17:00 The World’s Most Photographed 17:30 Snooker: The World Championship 18:30 Natural World 19:30 Dad’s Army 20:00 Snooker: The World Championship 22:30 Quartet 24:00 QI XL 24:50 Perfume: the Story of a Murderer

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Thunderbirds Are Go 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:39 ITV Central Weather 13:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 14:45 Doc Martin 15:50 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:50 The Great Outdoors 18:30 ITV News Central 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 New You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 Ninja Warrior UK 21:00 Britain’s Got Talent 22:15 Play to the Whistle 23:00 ITV News and Weather 23:14 ITV Central Weather 23:15 Cliffhanger

07:15 How I Met Your Mother 07:40 How I Met Your Mother 08:05 Challenge Dubai 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:30 Frasier 12:00 Frasier 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:00 The Big Bang Theory 13:30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:15 Come Dine with Me 17:50 Come Dine with Me 18:20 Come Dine with Me 18:50 Come Dine with Me 19:20 Come Dine with Me 19:45 Channel 4 News 20:15 For the Love of Cars 21:15 Men in Black 2 23:00 Dredd 24:55 Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies

07:00 Childrens TV 09:50 Jelly Jamm 10:00 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 11:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35 The Dog Rescuers 12:05 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:00 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 14:00 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 15:00 Columbo: Undercover 16:55 Secret Liaison 18:35 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 19:30 Britain’s Horror Homes 20:20 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 21:15 5 News Weekend 21:20 NCIS 22:10 NCIS 23:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 24:10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Emmerdale 09:40 Coronation Street 12:05 Britain’s Got Talent 13:20 Britain’s Got More Talent 14:25 A Night in with Olly Murs 15:30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 15:45 Homeward Bound: the Incredible Journey 17:30 Mr Bean 18:05 Mr Bean 18:40 Johnny English 20:30 Mr Bean’s Holiday 22:15 Britain’s Got More Talent 23:15 Celebrity Juice 24:00 Britain’s Got Talent

07:00 Revenge 07:45 The Tomorrow People 08:35 Marry Me 09:00 How I Met Your Mother 09:30 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Baby Daddy 11:30 Baby Daddy 12:00 The Goldbergs 12:30 The Goldbergs 13:00 How I Met Your Mother 13:30 How I Met Your Mother 14:00 The Big Bang Theory 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 Made in Chelsea 18:00 Jane the Virgin 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Coming to America 24:20 The IT Crowd

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07:00 Life in a Cottage Garden with Carol Klein 07:30 Great British Garden Revival 08:30 Countryfile 09:30 The Beechgrove Garden 10:00 Football League Show 11:10 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:40 Back in Time for Dinner 13:40 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial 14:40 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 15:00 Snooker: The World Championship 19:00 Flog It! 20:00 Snooker: The World Championship 24:00 W1A 24:30 The Accidental Husband

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07:00 Breakfast 08:30 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:15 Pets - Wild at Heart 17:15 Points of View 17:30 Songs of Praise 18:15 Pointless Celebrities 19:05 BBC News 19:20 BBC London News; Weather 19:30 Countryfile 20:30 Antiques Roadshow 21:30 The C-Word 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC London News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 2 24:35 Football League Show

07:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge 09:25 ITV News 09:30 Weekend 10:25 Judge Rinder 11:25 Judge Rinder 12:25 Judge Rinder 13:25 ITV News and Weather 13:34 ITV Central Weather 13:35 Tipping Point 14:30 Britain’s Got Talent 15:45 Dragnet 17:50 All Star Family Fortunes 18:50 Ninja Warrior UK 19:50 ITV News Central 20:00 ITV News and Weather 20:15 Celebrity Squares 21:00 Sunday Night at the Palladium 22:00 Home Fires 23:05 ITV News and Weather 23:19 ITV Central Weather 23:20 Perspectives 24:20 Churchill: 100 Days That Saved Britain

07:20 How I Met Your Mother 07:45 How I Met Your Mother 08:10 Caterham Motorsports 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 18:00 Channel 4 News 18:20 The Karate Kid 21:00 For the Love of Cars 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:05 An Immigrant’s Guide to Britain 23:35 Gogglebox 24:40 Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Wanda and the Alien 09:15 Zack and Quack 09:30 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:45 Jelly Jamm 10:00 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 11:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 12:25 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:20 Ultimate Police Interceptors 14:20 Blue Streak 16:05 Zathura: a Space Adventure 18:00 Holes 20:05 5 News Weekend 20:10 Legally Blonde 22:00 Resident Evil: Afterlife 24:05 Gamer

07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:25 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:45 Emmerdale 10:35 Coronation Street 13:00 Take Me Out 14:10 Scorpion 15:05 Scooby-Doo 16:55 Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco 18:40 Britain’s Got Talent 20:00 Britain’s Got More Talent 21:00 New You’ve Been Framed! 22:00 Knocked Up 24:35 The Bourne Ultimatum

07:00 Make It or Break It 07:45 Revenge 08:35 Melissa & Joey 09:00 Melissa & Joey 09:35 Baby Daddy 10:00 Baby Daddy 10:30 Hollyoaks 13:00 Made in Chelsea 14:00 Revenge 15:00 Jane the Virgin 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 The Goldbergs 17:00 The Big Bang Theory 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 St Trinian’s 23:00 The IT Crowd 23:30 The IT Crowd 24:00 The Inbetweeners 24:35 The Inbetweeners

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Thursday, April 30 - Thursday, May 7 2015

monday 4th May BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Housing Enforcers 10:45 Homes Under the Hammer 11:45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 Oxford Street Revealed 13:00 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:30 Land Girls 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 Decimate 16:45 Flog It! 17:40 Pets - Wild at Heart 18:40 Pointless 19:25 BBC News 19:45 BBC London News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 VE Day: Remembering Victory 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC London News; Weather 23:35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:20 Graham Norton Show

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07:05 Homes Under the Hammer 08:05 Odette 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 How We Won the War 14:30 How We Won the War 15:00 Snooker: The World Championship 19:00 Party Election Broadcast 19:05 Antiques Roadshow 19:30 Eggheads 20:00 Snooker: The World Championship 24:00 Wastemen

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:30 Columbo: Identity Crisis 13:25 The Unforgettable 14:00 ITV News and Weather 14:10 ITV News Central 14:15 Catchphrase 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 Off Their Rockers 19:25 ITV News Central 19:35 Party Election Broadcast 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Wild Ireland 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Safe House 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:10 ITV News Central 23:15 The Agenda 23:55 Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Rhys Jones 24:55 The Unforgettable

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:30 The Simpsons 11:00 The Simpsons 11:30 Come Dine with Me 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Posh Pawnbrokers 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:25 Party Election Broadcast 20:30 How the Other Half Eat 21:00 Food Unwrapped 22:00 Stranger on the Bridge 23:00 Ballot Monkeys 23:30 Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh 24:35 The Island with Bear Grylls

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:10 Milkshake! Monkey 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:30 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:25 5 News Lunchtime 13:30 Sick Note Skivers Exposed 14:30 Neighbours 15:00 Rosamunde Pilcher: The Other Wife 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 The Gadget Show 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 World’s Busiest 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 Gotham 23:00 Person of Interest 23:55 Lord of War

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 All Star Family Fortunes 07:55 Emmerdale 08:25 Coronation Street 09:00 Coronation Street 09:30 New People Do the Funniest Things 10:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:40 Emmerdale 14:10 Coronation Street 14:40 Coronation Street 15:10 Mr Bean 15:45 Mr Bean 16:15 Richie Rich 18:10 The Smurfs 20:15 Johnny English 22:00 The Dark Knight

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Revenge 08:10 Charmed 09:00 Made in Chelsea 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:35 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 Melissa & Joey 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 The Big Bang Theory 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Goldbergs 21:00 Revenge 22:00 Made in Chelsea 23:00 Virtually Famous 23:55 The Big Bang Theory 24:25 The Big Bang Theory

tuesday 5th May BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Housing Enforcers 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Oxford Street Revealed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Land Girls 16:00 Decimate 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 24 Hours in the Past 23:00 BBC News 23:30 BBC London News; Weather 23:50 Del Boys & Dealers 24:50 Texas Rangers

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07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:45 Oxford Street Revealed 09:15 Collectaholics 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 How We Won the War 14:30 How We Won the War 15:00 Daily Politics Election Debates 16:00 The Super League Show 16:45 Are You Being Served? 17:15 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 17:45 Just Good Friends 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 18:55 Party Election Broadcast 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:00 Coast Australia 20:50 Nature’s Weirdest Events 21:00 Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 22:00 Wastemen 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:30 Weather 24:35 The NI Leaders’ Debate

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Central Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Live UEFA Champions League 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time 24:30 Benidorm

CHANNEL 4

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:25 Undercover Boss 11:30 Come Dine with Me 12:00 Come Dine with Me 12:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Come Dine with Me 13:35 Come Dine with Me 14:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Posh Pawnbrokers 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Party Election Broadcast 21:00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It 22:00 No Offence 23:00 Ballot Monkeys 23:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:35 The Island with Bear Grylls

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Milkshake! Bop Box 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:45 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:40 5 News Lunchtime 13:45 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Left to Die: the Sandra and Tammi Chase Story 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Car Crash TV 19:30 5 News Tonight 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Britain’s Horror Homes 22:00 20 Moments That Rocked Britain 24:00 Far and Away

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07:00 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:10 Coronation Street 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Scorpion 11:25 Psych 12:20 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 Coronation Street 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 New You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Educating Joey Essex - General Election, What Are You Sayin?! 23:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 24:00 Scary Movie 4

E4 07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Revenge 08:10 Charmed 09:00 Made in Chelsea 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Goldbergs 21:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Empire 23:00 Supernatural 24:00 The Big Bang Theory

wednesday 6th May BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Housing Enforcers 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Oxford Street Revealed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Land Girls 16:00 Decimate 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 Inspector George Gently 22:30 Peter Kay’s Car Share 23:00 BBC News 23:30 BBC London News; Weather 23:50 A Question of Sport 24:20 A Few Best Men

22:30 Peter Kay’s Car Share

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07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:45 Oxford Street Revealed 09:15 See Hear 09:45 An Island Parish: Falklands 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 How We Won the War 14:30 How We Won the War 15:00 Daily Politics Election Debates 16:00 Talking Pictures 16:40 Are You Being Served? 17:10 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 17:45 Just Good Friends 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:00 Coast Australia 20:50 Nature’s Weirdest Events 21:00 Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 22:00 Charlie Brooker’s Election Wipe 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:15 Weather 24:20 See Hear 24:50 Wastemen

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07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Housing Enforcers 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Oxford Street Revealed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Land Girls 16:00 Decimate 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 BBC London News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Watchdog 21:55 Shark 22:55 Election 2015

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07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 08:45 Oxford Street Revealed 09:15 Great British Garden Revival 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Spitfire Women 14:00 How We Won the War 14:30 How We Won the War 15:00 The Wooden Horse 16:40 Are You Being Served? 17:10 ‘Allo ‘Allo! 17:45 Just Good Friends 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Escape to the Continent 20:00 Coast Australia 20:50 Nature’s Weirdest Events 21:00 Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 22:00 The Game 23:00 W1A 23:30 Kinky Boots

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Central Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Give a Pet a Home 22:00 Newzoids 22:30 The Delivery Man 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV News Central 23:40 Unforgettable Election Moments: 60 Years On 24:40 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:25 Undercover Boss 11:25 Come Dine with Me 11:55 Come Dine with Me 12:25 Come Dine with Me 12:55 Channel 4 News 13:00 Come Dine with Me 13:30 Come Dine with Me 14:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:00 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Posh Pawnbrokers 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Restoration Man 22:00 The Island with Bear Grylls 23:00 Ballot Monkeys 23:30 Bugsplat! 24:00 Bodyshockers

07:00 Childrens TV 09:10 Milkshake! Monkey 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Bop Box 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:45 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:40 5 News Lunchtime 13:45 The Hotel Inspector 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: New Orleans 16:10 Deadly Honeymoon 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Car Crash TV 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 21:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 22:00 Autopsy: The Last Hours Of 23:00 CSI: Miami 23:55 CSI: NY 24:50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

07:00 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 New You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Scorpion 11:25 Psych 12:20 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Britain’s Got More Talent 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Bridget Jones: the Edge of Reason 24:10 The Vampire Diaries

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:25 Revenge 08:10 Charmed 09:00 Made in Chelsea 10:00 Rules of Engagement 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Charmed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Rules of Engagement 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 Melissa & Joey 17:00 Rules of Engagement 17:30 Rules of Engagement 18:00 How I Met Your Mother 18:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Goldbergs 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Jane the Virgin 23:00 Jennifer’s Body

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07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Central Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV News Central 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Central Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 Paul O’Grady Show 19:00 ITV News Central 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 You’ve Been Framed! 22:00 Fraud Squad 22:55 Election 2015

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:25 Undercover Boss 11:25 Come Dine with Me 11:55 Come Dine with Me 12:25 Come Dine with Me 12:55 Channel 4 News 13:00 Come Dine with Me 13:30 Come Dine with Me 14:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:00 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Posh Pawnbrokers 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The World’s Most Extreme 22:00 Channel 4’s Alternative Election Night 22:30 The Last Leg 23:00 Gogglebox 24:00 Paxman and Mitchell: More Alternative Election Night

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Bop Box 09:35 Toby’s Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:45 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:40 5 News Lunchtime 13:45 Secrets of Great British Castles 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:10 Do No Harm 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Car Crash TV 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 World War II in Colour 21:00 The Last Days of 22:00 The Hotel Inspector 23:00 Stephen King’s Bag of Bones

07:00 Life’s Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:10 New You’ve Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Scorpion 11:25 Psych 12:20 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 New You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Evan Almighty 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 American Pie Presents Band Camp

07:00 Hollyoaks 07:35 Happy Endings 08:00 E4 - Closed for Voting 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 The Goldbergs 21:00 2 Broke Girls 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 22:30 Marry Me 23:00 The Big Bang Theory 23:30 The Big Bang Theory 24:00 Empire

21:30 The Big Bang Theory

Thursday, April 30 - Thursday, May 7 2015

showbiz goss Around this time last year BBC Two aired spoof comedy show W1A, and series 2 started up on Thursday 23rd, starring Hugh Bonneville as Ian Fletcher, Head of Values at the BBC. The show uses real life people as part of their plots including motormouth Jeremy Clarkson, mostly because he´s a ´great source of material´ Hugh told the Radio Times. Top cast includes David Tennant as the narrator.

It was Record Store Day a week ago, and to celebrate the fine event they came up with the rather novel idea of posing the question ´what’s the first album you ever bought with your own money, and that can include any collection of songs on vinyl, tape, CD, even download.´ Yvette Caster tweeted ‘The Bodyguard Soundtrack, on tape. Whitney Houston at her finest! Still fantastic!’ OK folks, so what was your first purchase?

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Write ´Femininity is a Beautiful Thing´ 100 times Ashleigh! BEARING THE title ´Mr Womaniser´ Russell Brand is now claiming not only a new life of celibacy, but wanting to be called a feminist as well! … yep! You read right folks! Has he finally lost the last nut and bolt that´s keeping him together? Russell was interviewed by Ashleigh Rainbird of The Mirror at the premiere of his new politically driven movie ´The Emperor´s New Clothes´, so there will be a wee dab of attention grabbing in there to boot! I´ve done a fair amount of Brand bashing in the past, based on his nonsense of a marriage to Katy Perry, but after admitting to going a lot crazy in the bedroom Olympics department when they split after 14 months, bit by bit Russell has started to impress with his rants about how politicians and corporations are slowly sucking the life out of us! Back to the feminism issue Russell said “I grew up in old sexist Essex, I’ve got loads to learn on the subject of feminism, I think the loss of femininity in our culture is to the detriment of us as men,” a statement reporter Rainbird scoffed at when she wrote “Er, to be honest we’re not entirely sure what he is trying to say with that one, but here’s hoping he brushes up on his feminism knowledge soon, eh?” Surely when the person you are interviewing speaks you should try and get on it Ashleigh, leastwise not admit to being dumb enough to let it pass you by! Sadly Ashleigh I think you got lost in your own overgrown feminist agenda and completely missed what yer man was putting out there. Femininity is such a beautiful thing, and in my opinion Russell was simply lamenting its loss. Latest Bond movie ´Sceptre´ will be released on November 6th, but the story today is not about the filming, but about mobile phones. Samsung and Sony have been offering ridiculous amounts of dosh for their smartphones to be placements in the movie, but Columbia Pictures president Andrew Gumbert said “James Bond only uses the ‘best,’ and in our minds, Sony and Samsung are not the ‘best’!” Cool Andrew!!

Link of the week YouTube video showing the finish of a horse race with the elastic on jockeys pants broken ´Blake Shinn in a cracking finish!´

Dreaming of being in a band together from their childhood, Noel and Liam Gallagher wrote ideas on their bedroom wall, boyhood scribbles that eventually turned into the song ´Wonderwall.´ A reunion has been gently gathering momentum over the last year or so, and with nothing overtly physical or verbally abusive taking place, it’s looking like it could well be game on next year. Oasis were nominated for 91 awards and won 36 of them.

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ask Sara

by Sara

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Life Coach

WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

Torn....

I am 28, and thought I was in a committed relationship, until my partner’s best friend declared his love for me. I always thought he was a nice guy, but didn’t think I had any romantic feelings towards him. I was happy with my boyfriend, but since this man admitted how he feels, I can’t stop thinking about him. Every time we see each other my feelings for him grow stronger. He desperately does not want to hurt his friend, but he says he could not go through life having never told me the depth of his feelings. Sometimes, there is nothing more appealing to a person, than knowing someone is in love with them. You are naturally feeling flattered. I would suggest giving yourself time to see if these emotions fade. If they don’t, and get stronger - then you have some serious thinking to do about your relationship, and future with your boyfriend. Inevitably, someone will get hurt if you decide to go with this friend, but no one should live a lie.

Scared to go out We were burgled while away on holiday. Since then I haven’t felt safe, and have problems leaving the house. I have panic attacks, and am constantly looking at people on the street, thinking it could have been them. A lot of our personal things were taken, that can’t be replaced, and I am so sad about it. We were insured, but it doesn’t replace the precious mementos. After something like this happens, you will naturally go through a period of feeling violated. As far as the practical things are concerned, get an alarm, and make your house difficult for anyone to enter - a good security Firm will help you with this. When I was burgled, the Police Officer said to me, ‘get yourself a dog, and a big one’. Thieves might think twice if there is a dog around. If you are having problems coping, then it might help talking to your Doctor about the panic attacks. And remember, if you let them ruin your life, they will have won. Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 633 614 476.

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tech

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Removing Bad Image virus HELLO AUNTY VIRUS. Can you please help/ advise me? I have today removed the Bad Image virus from my PC by using system restore, and sending my PC back to before I acquired this virus, it has removed it from my desktop, but will it still be on my PC? If so how do I remove it? Regards, Barry Aunty says: System Restore may remove the virus for the time being, but it may not remove the virus files altogether. If you know what you downloaded and the date prior to getting the virus, check your “programs” list in control panel, and make sure there are no “rogue” programs installed around that time. Sometimes, if you install “free” software, and rely on the default install settings, they can also install other software which you may not want (and which may cause problems!) Running your antivirus program, then “anti- malwarebytes”, and then “adaware” to make sure all traces are removed. Response: Thanks for this advice I’ll try to do it later

Printing problems Hello Aunty, I have an Acer aspire, and an Epson sx210 printer. For some unknown reason the printer will not print any email. It works fine with any other printing I have to do. Any idea’s? Thanks. Roger Aunty says: It could be a few things: It could be your browser that you are using to view the email... perhaps using a different browser will correct the problem. If that fails, then sometime uninstalling and then reinstalling the printer can help

Windows Security and Windows Defender Dear Aunty, I am a little confused by your article in April 23rd edition of the RTN with regard to Windows Security. I run Windows 8.1 which came with Windows Defender. I understood this to be an Antivirus, but you say W8.1 does not come with any security and needs to be downloaded (such as Microsoft Essentials or any others). I looked up which is best, Microsoft Security Essentials or Windows Defender on Microsoft website. They say Microsoft Security Essentials will not work on W8.1. Am I right that Windows Defender is good enough as an antivirus or should I download something different? Hope you can clear this up for me. Great column every week, really informative. Eric Aunty says: Sorry for the confusion. As you say, Microsoft Security Essentials will work on W7, and not W8 W8 does come with its own “antivirus / security” system, Defender. But sometimes, this is not actually activated, as other Antivirus systems may be installed as part of the “package”. These will be trial versions, usually to try and get you to pay for a full version. In which case, Windows Defender may not be activated. But for W8 you can use Defender, or any other compatible Anti virus system. But make sure you are using only one, as running multiple antivirus systems at the same time, will slow down your PC, as each system will be scanning your files at the same time.

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

Pink Ladies Direct object pronouns - examples entertain WELL I’M quite pleased with myself because I’ve managed to explain to my own satisfaction the meaning and use of the direct object pronoun in Spanish, which is no small task. Whether I’ve explained it to your satisfaction is quite another matter, but there again, that’s the beauty of writing for a newspaper you never actually find out what confusion you might have caused. What I promised this week was a bit of consolidation. That is, looking at what we have already talked about in some sort of context. Even this isn’t as easy as you might think because in many typical everyday sentences some other pesky things called indirect object pronouns pop up all over the place and I’m attempting to keep them out of it for the time being. Here are one or two examples anyway: Mi madre me visita cada verano - My mother visits me every summer. Te veo mañana a la misma hora ¿vale? - I’ll see you tomorrow at the same time, okay? Lo comió todo de un tirón - He (or she) ate it all in one go.

Now these three examples obey the rule we looked at before which said that we have to put the direct object pronoun in front of the verb, and after the subject if there is one, as in: Mi madre me visita … (My mother me visits …) However, there are three instances, and these are in fact very common, where the direct object pronoun appears in a different place in the sentence. Here they are, and I’m sure some with sound familiar to you, in fact one type we have looked at a bit already. The direct object pronoun can be tacked onto the end of these three forms: 1. THE GERUND (IE. – ING EQUIVALENT). Estoy comprándolo, (I am buying it), Ese hombre está mirándote (That man is looking at you) 2. THE IMPERATIVE (I.E. COMMANDS). Hazlo (Do it), espéranos (Wait for us) 3. INFINITIVES (THE BASIC FORM) Tienes que explicarlo (You have to explain it), Voy a buscaros (I’m going to look for you, I’m going to get you - plural you)

Crossword Solutions for Last Week Suduko Answer Cryptic Solutions Across: 1 Outbreak; 5 Crow; 9 Mend; 10 Penchant; 11 Put on; 12 Elusive; 13 Clamorousness; 18 Partisan; 19 Mare; 20 Improve; 21 Anger; 22 East; 23 Redolent. Down: 2 Unequal; 3 Bedroom; 4 An eye for an eye; 6 Realise; 7 Withers; 8 Scouts; 13 Capsize; 14 Apropos; 15 Orison; 16 Nominal; 17 Surgeon. Quick Solutions Across: 1 Bankrupt; 5 Aped; 9 Gain; 10 Scissors; 11 Merry; 12 Useless; 13 Predetermined; 18 Critical; 19 Sled; 20 Inertia; 21 Banal; 22 Gate; 23 Meditate. Down: 2 Amateur; 3 Kindred; 4 Picture palace; 6 Protean; 7 Disused; 8 Esteem; 13 Picking; 14 Evident; 15 Exists; 16 Instant; 17 Elegan

You may have noticed that in some of these examples we have added an accent. That is there to preserve the emphasis on the correct part of the verb and make sure it is not distorted by making the word longer. And one more important point for today: in the case gerunds (no. 1) and infinitives (no. 3) the direct object pronouns can in fact go in either place in a sentence, the difference just being a case of style and choice. So all the examples below are correct. Estoy comprándolo or Lo estoy comprando Ese hombre está mirándote or Ese hombre te está mirando. Tienes que explicarlo or Lo tienes que explicar Voy a buscaros or Os voy a buscar If you’re not really coping with this, and I imagine that some of you aren’t, I can only console you by saying that this is one of the fiddliest things we ever have to learn. If you haven’t got it, forget it for now, or just memorise one or two examples you think might be useful. See you next week – I hope!

By Keith Nicol SAINT GEORGE’S Day proved to be the perfect excuse for Morgan’s Bar at Eagles Nest to host a Patron Saint fundraiser with The Pink Ladies on behalf of the AECC. Enjoying the April sunshine, Morgan’s was packed and the Pink Ladies wish to thank the owners Jane and Billy, all of the entertainers, who freely give up their time, including Ricky Neil, Suzi G and Dan Davis, and the Just Brass band, who generously donated 150€ and they were there to perform. The total sum raised from Raffle and Donations was 777€. The celebrations ran from 2pm until late and is just one of many charitable events that Morgan’s and the Pink Ladies hope to putting on this year.

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health

Bell’s Palsy

Bell’s palsy is a distressing condition causing a sudden weakness in the facial muscles on one side of the face. This results in one half of the face drooping and the eye on that side not closing properly. With Bell’s palsy, the nerve that controls the facial muscles, which pass through a narrow corridor of bone on its way to the face, becomes inflamed and swollen. Besides facial muscles, the nerve affects tears, saliva, taste and a small bone in the middle of the ear. Who is at risk? Bell’s palsy can strike at any age. However, there are some people that will be more at risk: those who are pregnant, especially during the third trimester those who are in the first week after giving birth those with any upper respiratory infection those who have diabetes those with a family history of recurrent attacks Causes: Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often linked to exposure to a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include the virus that causes: Cold sores and genital herpes (herpes simplex) Chickenpox and shingles (herpes zoster) Mononucleosis (Epstein-Barr) Cytomegalovirus infections

Respiratory illnesses (adenovirus) German measles (rubella) Mumps (mumps virus) Flu (influenza B) Hand-foot-and-mouth disease (coxsackievirus) Signs and Symptoms: Sudden onset of mild weakness to total paralysis of one side of the face Facial droop causing difficulty in making facial expressions Inability to close the eye on the affected side Drooling Pain around the jaw or in or in or behind the ear on the affected side Increased sensitivity to sound on the affected side Headache A decrease in the ability to taste or experiencing ‘funny’ tastes Changes in the production of tears and saliva

of symptoms. Eye care will also be recommended. In some cases, when recovery is prolonged the patient may be referred to a physiotherapist.

When to see a doctor? When a person experiences any of these symptoms they should seek immediate medical help as stroke needs to be ruled out and the cause of paralysis ascertained. Treatment is usually in the form of steroid medication which should be started within 72 hours of the appearance

Recovery Fortunately for most, Bell’s palsy is temporary. Symptoms usually start to improve within a few weeks, with complete recovery in about six months. However, a small number of people continue to have some Bell’s palsy symptoms for life. Rarely, Bell’s palsy can recur.

This article was written by the Family Medical Centre, Albir. Please call 96 686 5072 for more information or to make an appointment.

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How we hear

THE EAR consists of three main parts and performs a vital function in receiving and interpreting sound. A Outer ear B Middle ear C Inner ear The Outer Ear collects sound vibrations in the concha (5) and passes them along the ear canal (6). The sound vibrates the ear drum (22) which in turn moves the tiny bones (14, 10 and18) in the Middle ear. This movement transmits vibration to the cochlea (4) in the Inner Ear where they are received by fragile microscopic hair cells that covert vibration into nerve impulses for onward transmission by auditory nerve to the brain for recognition. It is very important as human beings to use our sense of hearing. Losing the

sense of hearing can completely change a personâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s way of living. We should be properly educated in how to care for our sense of hearing by knowing how it works and preventing common causes of hearing loss. The ear consists of three main parts and each performs a vital function in receiving and interpreting sound and it is very important that they function together perfectly. Permanent hearing loss can occur once any of these parts encounters a problem. For example, the hair cells in the Inner Ear are fragile and some die as a function of disease, head injury, medications, exposure to noise and age. These conditions cannot be medically or surgically corrected and the best treatment for hearing loss from damage to the hair cells or auditory nerve is, in the majority of cases, hearing aids.

If you have a concern about your hearing then call Richard G Sykes, RHAD FSHAA of Premier Hearing Services on 659 644 106 (premierhearing@hotmail.co.uk / www.premierhearingaids. es) for professional and personal advice. Richard covers all of the Costa Blanca area, and offers a free Hearing Test. The latest digital hearing aids are available and Richard is able to offer 50% off UK prices. Call now â&#x20AC;&#x201C; you have nothing to lose and your hearing to gain!

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Horoscopes This could well be a time when the tried and tested doesn’t really work and you are left looking at alternatives that allow you to show your expertise and decisiveness. Others are waiting to see how you handle the situation, but before they have a chance to take sides; make a deal that gives everyone just all that they wholeheartedly deserve. Venus enters into Cancer later on this week and this gives you something to work towards. It is transparently clear that somebody has been barking up the wrong tree but this gives you the opportunity to play things straight down the line and will score you some brownie points into the bargain. Play safely, but do play to win, nevertheless! Saturn is in opposition to Mercury and you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be some changes to your schedule, and just when you least expect it. Happily, for once, these changes will be opportunist moments to have your say about things right now, and then you will be able to take your much needed, and deserved, slice of the pie. The entry of Mercury poses possibilities and finds you the very best way to get your message across. With communication made more open and accessible you will find that messages find the right destinations and your intentions will be better understood. Beware that there still needs to be some substantial de- cluttering of what you hold on to. Take a long and hard look at finances right now as there are some economies to me made all the way along the line. The Cosmos has directed a corner that appears comparatively shortly after the midweek lucky brush with Jupiter. For once the luck and wisdom of this planet fades fast because there is some sure restoration work to be done. Mercury is under the current influences of Gemini and this could be something that forces you to face up to a situation which doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. You are under a pressure that you have allowed to develop, but you are not guilty of doing anything other than to try to make things better all around by showing the positive angles. Spurred on by the sextile of Venus, this week brings some positive vibrations and gives you the hope that you need to have right now. The past few weeks haven’t been very easy, and you lack the friendship of someone who truly understands enough to be involved every step of the way. This may be about to change, and your luck with it too! Keep your temper this week as something may very well have taken you over the edge. It won’t help to let rip....but it might just be your safety valve under the circumstances, and therefore understandable. Blame Mars and Pluto for uniting in their energies to make you feel as if you have done something wrong, you know that you haven’t. Keep your temper this week as something may very well have taken you over the edge. It won’t help to let rip....but it might just be your safety valve under the circumstances, and therefore understandable. Blame Mars and Pluto for uniting in their energies to make you feel as if you have done something wrong, you know that you haven’t. Time is going by so very fast and there are some very positive signs that bode well for the future and your emotional needs right now. As someone who has always put others first it is inspiring to see that you are at last putting your best foot forward. Rich rewards come from achieving a balance that makes each and everybody feel special now. As Uranus crosses the Cosmos there comes a time to count your blessings, even if you really have bitten off more than you can chew this time. Others love you both for your inspiring friendship and for your caring and emotive understanding of their needs: even when you have so much on your plate that has to be dealt with right as a priority now. On your spiritual pathway the going can get very tough sometimes; however nothing happens without good reason and you need to know that you are doing the right thing. Your sensitivities are focused on making the right decisions when the time comes, but have no fear because everything is cleared to ensure you get the green light.

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Many would seem to be giving you advice right now, but above all you have to believe in the courage of your own convictions. This will open doorways that currently appear to be closed to anyone but you.

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Kenny Corris For Readings, Consultations and Castings email: kennycorris@hotmail.com / www.kennycorris.net Mobile: 686 361 594 / Tel: 965 878 424

OFTEN I am asked pertinent questions about the Spirit World. As a frequent flyer to this domain of the Other Side I am probably very clued up on many things. As I haven’t made my one way journey as yet, and because I have the right to book a round trip, I am able to report back on a fairly reliable basis. One question, that is frequent is one, that asks who exactly is there, or going to be there in the Spirit World. I know that this question means that the questioner wants to know if they can avoid somebody...but yet too comes the need to know that a loved one has survived and will actually be there. Whatever, you have to understand the protocol of who is or isn’t there waiting for us. We know that that everyone there in Spirit has had at least one life on Earth; and with various options available, and a viable recycling programme called reincarnation, it is no guarantee that a dear departed one is there ready and waiting. Those who do reach the comfort of the Spirit World have had to show that they deserve to be there, and that they have the qualifications to enter. This will answer the question I am most frequently asked, “Will Hitler/Saddam Hussain/ Myra Hindley be there in the Spirit World?” You can add anyone else of infamy and it will always be the same answer, because basically though there is forgiveness some people abused their power on Earth and will be questioned about it for ever. We are therefore unlikely to meet the departed soul of anyone whose credentials aren’t up to par. Which leads me to answer another popular question that totally destroys the myth that anyone who decides to take their own life can’t come through because what they did was wrong. Not true, these unfortunates have only chosen to take their own life, and they have had to reason with any mistakes they

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made in this process of self destruction, thereby freeing their souls to enter into the Spirit World. There is no judgment of those who have lived a caring life, and if forgiveness is needed it will be there in abundance. Residents of this great holding station of Spirit will, each of them, have been made aware of misdemeanours and had the absolute chance to choose to pass over to where comfort and safety can provide suitable shelter. One client recently asked me( and she is by no means the first) which of her three deceased husbands will she encounter on the Other Side? The reply here is that she may meet all three, if she wants to, and that no animosity, or past incident or jealousy could or should be experienced. Such is the purity of the soul of those who have made the great journey and survived in Spirit. If there was a special relationship between the three husbands then the soul energy of attraction would set a fair precedent in due process. Do not forget that heart energy is abandoned after death, and it is the surviving soul energy that accompanies the deceased; and this alone, and all that this implies. The occupants of the great Spiritual Kingdom are motivated by this higher vibration of soul energy and they may be safely referred to therefore as Soulmates. Many questions from clients have revolved around the fixtures and fittings that are to be encountered behind the Pearly Gates, up there. Now this is a question I will not answer. Not because I cannot, because I can, but it would be distressing to report back there were no crystal fountains or long trestle tables with men dressed in white robes sitting in judgment of us. For you see, the actuality of the Spirit World is conceptual, and we each have our vision of what to expect that may destroy any of our pertinent dreams. I wouldn’t want to destroy the intimate secrets of what I have actually perceived to be such a wonderful place. Self suffice, dear reader, that it will be just out of this World! That I promise you.

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KENNY, I am very worried that my Father would come through if I came for an appointment wih you. After what he did to our family I could never face him again, and he is putting me off making contact with my Mother. P.D. AS A true professional I would leave it up to you if there was somebody you would rather not connect with in the Spirit World. Putting you in charge of the sitting means that you can choose not to contact anyone you wouldn’t wish to hear from. Sadly in this case, since you mention it, your Father seems to be still winning, whilst you are losing out!

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 47

Quick or Cryptic Crossword

Across 1. Indiscriminate (11) 9. Dived (7) 10. Earlier (5) 11. Musical drama (5) 12. White ant (7) 13. Agreement (6) 15. Exhausted (6) 18. Disregard (7) 20. Evade (5) 22. Characteristic (5) 23. Mohammedan (7) 24. Warlike (11) Down 2. Awaken (5) 3. Nomad (7) 4. Tranquil (6) 5. Superior (5) 6. Turn to use (7) 7. Chance (11) 8. Impiety (11) 14. Etch (7) 16. Violinist (7) 17. Cord (6) 19. Praise (5) 21. Devil (5)

Across 1. As lately burnt by students? (8,3) 9. Look at the old boy kick off at tennis! (7) 10. Does it tell one when to keep a look-out? (5) 11. More of a complex tradition (5) 12. It falls at the end of the action (7) 13. She puts an end to progress (6) 15. It’s little Susan making material (6) 18. How policemen operate? (2,5) 20. She features in the declaration (5) 22. Nothing in firm to save (5) 23. The actors played first and made a move on the chess-board (7) 24. Very angrily took food to excess (11) Down 2. Piece let in dress of with-it group? (5) 3. Is the foregoing neither lady’s (7) 4. Sound oil from the Mediterranean (6) 5. Wrote about a feature of a church, perhaps (5) 6. Crying raggedly? (2,5) 7. Leave the darkness to be revealed (4,2,5) 8. Come into different ownership and get fresh workers (6,5) 14. Curb the chorus (7) 16. One of the teeth in which a cutting remark might be thrown back? (7) 17. Stormy spot for drinkers? (3-3) 19. See the wrinkle in Bridget’s brow (5) 21. Assign everybody to return (5)

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Focus on Golf

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Tweed jackets and plus fours are essential wear Ladies should avoid showing their ankles.

By Tony Myles shrug off the “Stuffy” rigid image of yesteryear. The motivation is HOW ON Earth did they even swing a club? to attract young, new members who would be less than impressed Today’s golfer is supported by a massive multi-million by having to adhere to a standard of dress which did not appeal to Euro industry that creates golfing outfits from head to toe, their tastes and credibility. ensuring maximum comfort and protection. Contrast that Like most Golf clubs, Carlos Garcia the Director of La Sella Golf with the de rigueur outfits of a few decades ago. Resort still requires golfers to appear appropriately attired. Whilst we have seen pictures few of us will actually “When you dress for an event you feel better prepared and remember the days of plus fours and tweed jackets. so it is not merely a question of imposing a standard it also And how did the ladies ever manage to get around has benefits for the player.” the terrain wearing ankle length dresses and high Campbell has now opened his new shop in Benidorm and the ruffled collars. range of clothing for men and women is the most extensive in The golf industry invests large amounts of the Costa Blanca with a list of labels that includes -Adidas, Nike, R&D budgets into designing items with Ping., Footjoy, Tommy Hilfiger, Bobby Jones, Golfino and the fabrics which will maintain a reasonable new Chervo line in top quality designer wear. body temperature and allow for sharp STOP PRESS - Additional good news if you are looking for a bargain. 2014 designs are still available at tailoring combined with flexibility. massive discounts. With the exception of Ian Poulter, it is safe to say that gone are the days of silly trousers and No longer “Stuffy” uncoordinated checked tops and today everyone can enjoy a round of golf in comfortable clothing that Then of course there are the subtle changes in prescribed wear by the golf club is designed to allow freedom of movement combined with protection against the elements. committees. Not so long ago men were not allowed to wear shorts unless they were accompanied by knee length white socks. Shirts had to be smart style with collars. Wearers of sleeveless tops would have been marched off the premises. Today some of these requirements have been relaxed and many clubs are endeavouring to

Head 2 Head

Tony M - Welcome back from your trip to Scotland. Campbell - It was fantastic. I even got to play St Andrew’s. Tony M - Any talk about the election and SNP? Campbell - Quite a bit and about the independence vote.

Tony M - What are they saying. Campbell - Well there is a strong feeling that the result would have been diﬀerent if only they had Braveheart on the telly the night before.

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Bradley Breakers BRADLEY BREAKERS are the only English speaking breakers yard in the Costa Blanca area. ESTABLISHED FOR over 10 years, they have recently relocated from Los Montesinos to Catral into much larger premises which can hold the thousands of second hand spare parts they have available for almost all vehicles from 1990. From the smallest part to a complete engine, they can find it quickly since all their stock is catalogued and available off the shelf. Everything has been fully tested prior to being sold and a warranty is offered. New stock arrives daily, so you are bound to find what you are looking for. The team speak many languages and are there to help you and offer advice and assistance where needed. Bradley Breakers are also specialists in scrapping vehicles, travelling anywhere in the Valencian area and down to Murcia. They can take the vehicle back to their premises using their grua and arrange all the paperwork to legally and correctly scrap your vehicle and pass onto you the ‘baja’, which shows the vehicle has been legally scrapped and so no longer liable for the annual SUMA bill. Even if you are missing a document, Bradley Breakers can get a duplicate for you, thus allowing everything to be done properly. They also sell second hand cars and can carry out the owner transfers as well as offering a breakdown service. Find them in Catral, take junction 730 from the AP7 head towards Catral, then turn right at the roundabout, right again and you’ll see them. Bradley Breakers are open Monday to Friday from 9am to 6pm and Saturdays 9am to 2pm. Tel: 607 848 332 WhatsApp: 619 986 934 Email: bradleybreakerscatral1@outlook.com

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