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The hunt is on Friday, October 21 - Thursday, October 27 2016

Ten more of the most wanted British fugitives believed to be hiding in Spainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ex-pat communities have been revealed in a new appeal by independent UK crime-fighting charity Crimestoppers and the National Crime Agency (NCA).

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Wear a poppy with pride Jack Troughton Deadlines

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GENERATIONS HAVE grown up with the annual Poppy Appeal and are comfortable with making a donation every year in return for a scarlet paper flower – proudly wearing it in memory of those who gave their lives for freedom. These days the Royal British Legion offers a host of poppy-themed items, including brightly coloured and fashionable wristbands, to entice everyone to give generously. And 95 years after the first appeal following the carnage of the Great War, the charity continues to support servicemen and women and their families and stands proud as the ‘Guardian of Remembrance’, keeping the memory of the fallen in the First World War and subsequent conflicts alive. Along the Costas bars and restaurants have collection boxes and poppies for sale. Members of the Legion are out and about raising money for the charity and its all important welfare fund. Armistice Day falls on 11th November and this year Remembrance Sunday is 13th November. Before the arrival of the two historic milestones and acknowledging the importance and meaning of the two dates to British people, make a donation and wear a poppy with pride.

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Holidaymaker dies in pool tragedy A BRITISH tourist has died in what appears to be a tragic accident at a four-star hotel in Almería. by Caroline Tyszka The 80 year old man, named by local sources as John Winsor was staying at the Hotel Barcelo Cabo de Gata when the incident occurred on Saturday. Locals reported that John got into difficulties whilst taking advantage of the luxury hotel pool and that a lifeguard who pulled him from the water made every effort to revive him. Despite an off-duty doctor also being at the scene, and attempting resuscitation, paramedics certified that he died shortly after they arrived from suspected drowning.

Driver in critical condition

A LORRY driver was seriously injured following a freak accident at the weekend. The 36 year old is believed to have broken down around 9 am on Saturday morning in the town of Huércal de Almería. Early indications show that whilst he was placing his warning triangles his vehicle moved and ran him over. Emergency services rushed to the scene, on Calle San Rafael, and following emergency treatment he was sent to the Intensive Care Unit at the Torrecárdenas Hospital.

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The hun for more of Britain’s most wanted fugitives

Ten more of the most wanted British fugitives believed to be hiding in Spain’s ex-pat communities have been revealed in a new appeal by independent UK crime-fighting charity Crimestoppers and the National Crime Agency (NCA). Publication of the latest list coincides with the 10th anniversary of Operation Captura –a multi-agency campaign which has seen 76 fugitives apprehended out of 86 publicised. The ten fugitives are wanted by law enforcement agencies in connection with crimes including murder, child sexual exploitation, drug trafficking, fraud, money laundering and serious assault. Lord Ashcroft KCMG PC, the Founder and Chair of Crimestoppers, said: “As we mark the tenth anniversary of Operation Captura, it is safe to say it has been an extremely effective way of tracking down some of the most wanted individuals who are deliberately running from justice. “These people have managed to evade arrest and avoid justice. We know that with the help of Spanish authorities, along with the public in Spain and the UK, we can find these people.” Steve Reynolds, Head of International Operations for the NCA, said: “The success of Captura demonstrates our relentless pursuit of fugitives. We never give up. Many of them use Spain as a base to continue illegal activities which still have an impact on the UK, but it is not a safe haven. “Seventy-six fugitives on the Captura list have been caught to date, along with many more fugitives linked to other operations. The exceptional level of collaboration and intelligence sharing we have with the Spanish authorities has been vital to these arrests. “The fugitives we are hunting are wanted for serious crimes and must be returned to the UK to face justice. We need the support of the public to help us catch them. Be our eyes and ears and tell us if you have any information on the whereabouts of our targets.” Crimestoppers and the NCA liaise closely with the British Embassy in Madrid and with both British and Spanish law enforcement agencies. Simon Manley, British Ambassador to Spain, said: “Captura is one of the best examples of the fantastic collaboration between Spanish and British law enforcement. Our objective is for this collaboration to continue and strengthen in the coming years. I would like to congratulate all those that have worked over the last 10 years to bring fugitives to justice.” Information received by Crimestoppers will help to locate the fugitives on the Operation Captura list. For people in Spain wishing to pass on information anonymously there is a dedicated freephone Spanish telephone number - 900 555 111 - which is directed to the Crimestopers’ call centre in the UK. A translation service is available on request. People in the UK can continue to contact Crimestoppers anonymously by calling the number 0800 555 111 or online at www.crimestoppers-uk.org

nt is on Shane O’Brien, aged 28, from London: Wanted by the Metropolitan Police on suspicion of murder. In October 2015 O’Brien was in a wine bar in Middlesex with several friends. It is alleged that O’Brien approached a man called Josh Hanson who was with his girlfriend at the bar, removed an item from his coat pocket and plunged it into the his neck. Josh was pronounced dead at the scene. A £20,000 reward is available for information leading to the arrest and prosecution of O’Brien. He is described as 183cm tall, slim build, grey eyes and short dark brown hair. Also has a birthmark on his face, and a tattoo on his back ‘Shannon 15-0406’. O’Brien also has links to Dubai. Jamie Acourt, aged 40, from South London: Wanted by the Metropolitan Police on suspicion of conspiracy to supply cannabis resin between 1 January 2014 and 1 February 2016. Acourt is believed to be a principal member of an organised crime group involved in the large-scale supply of cannabis. He is described as 173cm tall, athletic build, pale complexion, dark brown hair, brown eyes, and sometimes wears glasses. Jonathon Kelly, aged 36, from Glasgow: Wanted by Police Scotland on recall to prison to serve remaining sentence of 9 years 10 months for a number of serious assaults. Kelly, who is extremely violent and poses a high risk to both police and members of the public, was convicted at various courts of a number of offences between 2002 and 2010. He received sentences in excess of 16 years, and in September 2013 he was released on licence but failed to adhere to conditions set. The offences he was convicted of included an assault to severe injury and danger of life, robbery, assault to severe injury and permanent disfigurement, breach of the peace and having a sharply pointed implement in prison. In one of the most serious assaults Kelly stabbed and paralysed his victim using a machete. He was also subject of a sexual offences prevention order. He is described as 180cm tall, heavy build, blue/grey eyes, short brown hair, Scottish accent, and occasionally has a beard. Also has scars to the left and right side of the face, on his arms and his right hand. Stephen Carruthers, aged 43, from Bury: Wanted by Cumbria Police on suspicion of 18 offences of making indecent photographs of a child. Carruthers was arrested when police officers executed a search warrant on 27 March 2014 at an address in Ambleside where he was living at the time. A computer recovered was analysed and found to contain 5,332 indecent images of children. The most serious of the images showed contact sexual abuse between adults and children. He was interviewed and denied committing any offences. He was given bail to re-attend the police station but failed to answer his bail. He is described as 172cm tall, medium build, short brown hair or shaved head and has blue eyes. Sarah Panitzke, aged 42, from Fulford: Wanted by HMRC for conspiracy to acquire criminal property. Panitzke was a senior member of a crime group involved in a VAT fraud. She controlled the company accounts of many companies remotely via different IP addresses. Panitzke travelled extensively to further the fraud to places including Dubai, Spain and Andorra. She was responsible for laundering approximately £1billion pounds. Panitzke absconded in May 2013 prior to the end of the

trial and was convicted in her absence. She was sentenced to eight years on 22 August 2013. Eighteen members of the crime group received sentences totalling 135 years. She is described as 170cm tall, slim build with mousey straight hair, blue eyes and has a Yorkshire accent. Mark Acklom, aged 43, from London: Wanted by Avon & Somerset Police on suspicion of fraud by false representation. Acklom allegedly make a number of false representations after starting a romantic relationship with a woman from Bath in January 2012. She said Acklom first claimed to work in the banking world in Switzerland and was very wealthy, and then later went on to say he worked for an intelligence agency. During their relationship she said they discussed marriage. After saying he had cash flow problems that were hindering renovation work at one of the properties he wanted them to live in, the woman gave him numerous loans totalling £850,000. It later transpired that Acklom did not own the property. He disappeared and she never received any of her money back. He is described as 5ft 10ins tall, medium build, dark brown hair and green eyes. Matthew Sammon, aged 45, from London: Wanted by the Metropolitan Police on suspicion of making and possessing indecent photographs of children. On 24 April 2014 a search warrant was executed at his home in Croydon as officers believed that indecent images of children had been downloaded on a computer registered at the address. He was not at home at the time. Several hard drives, computers and USB sticks were seized. He was arrested on 28 April 2014 and interviewed before being bailed to attend the police station at a later date. He failed to answer his bail and was circulated as wanted. He is described as 5ft 9ins tall, short brown hair, medium build, and speaks with a soft London accent. Dominic McInally, aged 25, from Liverpool: Wanted by Merseyside Police on suspicion of conspiracy to supply cocaine. McInally is the alleged leader of a drug trafficking gang that expected to bank £1.25m every month. Members of the gang travelled to the border of France and Belgium to pick up six kilos of cocaine. The package, secreted in a hidden compartment inside a Seat Leon car, was intercepted by police officers when they swooped on the gang near Crosby in January 2014. McInally evaded capture. Five members of the gang have received sentences totalling 48 years. He is described as 178cm tall and has blond hair. Mark Quinn, aged 52, from Liverpool: Wanted by Police Scotland on suspicion of supplying amphetamine. Between August 2013 and April 2014 Quinn was allegedly involved in an organised crime group concerned in the production, transportation and distribution of amphetamine with a street value of over £11m. He is described as 5ft 9ins tall, large build and has short brown hair. Simon McGuffie, aged 41, from Liverpool: Wanted by The North West Regional Organised Crime Unit (Titan) on suspicion of being a member of a Merseyside organised crime group involved in the large-scale supply of Cocaine, Heroin and Cannabis across the North West. He has a scarred right arm and distinctive 2” scar to the right cheek.

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Ghosts and ghouls WITH HALLOWEEN approaching many towns are preparing to mark the occasion with activities for all ages. by Caroline Tyszka This week Roquetas de Mar announced their plans to transform the town into a terrifying Halloween night of fun. Eloisa Cabrera, deputy major, and the Councillor for Commerce, Tourism and Beaches, Luis Miguel Carmona, announced that from 7 pm on Friday 28th October until midnight the town centre will be full of scary and themed decorations focused around Constitution Square including a parade. Younger visitors will be invited at the beginning of the evening to participate in craft activities entitled “A monstrous creativity” with music and inflatables to keep them occupied. A parade is scheduled to start at 8 pm with stilt walkers, fire eaters, acrobats and local dance groups ready to entertain the crowds, concluding with a fancy dress competition. The evening finishes with a concert and the presentation of the best dressed shop window event. Eloisa Cabrera said: “we hope that all these activities are welcomed by our visitors and we continue to help support our small and medium businesses in the area with such initiatives.” Full details can be found at www.aytoroquetas.org.

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We can be heroes by Jack Troughton PEOPLE ACROSS the Costas are urged to dig deep to support the Royal British Legion’s 2016 Poppy Appeal and help meet the charity’s ever-growing welfare bill. A massive 1.5 million Euros is spent every day helping servicemen and women and their families – making the appeal a “vital” source of funding. The 2016 appeal, the 95th after the charity was formed in 1921, was launched by the Royal British Legion in Spain District North was launched in Benidorm last Friday in a blaze of colour. The message to the public was to please give generously. Appeal organiser Robin Hargrave said: “I ask, nay plead with you, to please give whatever you can spare. Please ask all your friends and neighbours to do the same.” Spain’s most famous holiday resort has become the adopted home for the launch of the Legion’s Poppy Appeal and the parade along the promenade was led by the Torrevieja Pipes and Drums. The Legion’s standard bearers Marched in file behind the band, the Union Jack and yellow and red of the Spanish flag accompanying the standard of District North and the individual branch colours. And Chelsea Pensioners Wayne and Skippy – wearing their traditional scarlet uniforms – were once again the popular guests of honour at the parade; and were joined by the Mayor of Benidorm Antonio Perez; the British defence Attache to Spain Capt. Paul Lemkes RN; The Chairman of the Royal British Legion’s Membership Council, Lt. Col. David Whimpenny: British Vice Consul from Alicante, Sara Munsterhjelm; and District North Chairman David Hails. The rousing music of the band and the spectacle of the parade; supported by branch members from along the Costas, attracted a host of holidaymakers and donations were soon rolling in. At the Rincon de Loix the emotional Last Post was sounded – followed by a two-minute silence to remember those who made the ultimate sacrifice; and Reveille. EFFORT Last year the Poppy Appeal raised £36.6 million and over 171,543€ was added to the total through the determined efforts of District North. Mr Hargrave said 100 years ago the British and Commonwealth Armies were embroiled in the middle of the Great War. Veterans returning from the front were promised as ‘a land fit for heroes’. He added: “It was not such thing.” And he said the ‘war to end all wars’ failed to prevent conflicts around the world and the British Armed Forces continued to serve – most recently in the Falklands, Iraq and Afghanistan – while the demands on the Legion continued to grow. Mr Hails said: “It is sincerely hoped that once again, with your support, we will raise a great deal of money during the Poppy Appeal. The demands made on us are ever increasing and we must insure we have the ability to respond to the needs of our members and their families.” Lt. Col. Whimpenny added: “The Poppy Appeal is vital to the work of the Royal British Legion. The equivalent of 1.5 million Euros is spent every day to support our beneficiaries and their families. “And the hard work of everyone here in Spain makes a very significant contribution to our appeal.” Mayor Antonio Perez congratulated the Legion on its work and “spirit of service” that would always find encouragement in Benidorm. “Together we will continue to overcome adversity. The Royal British Legion is an example of how the only possible way forward is fraternity amongst people not confrontation and disagreement,” he said. “I encourage the Legion to continue working in defence of those values that unite us and define us all in civilised society – the values of freedom, equality and personal growth; values that make us freer, fairer, and braver.”

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Heavy rain instigated rescue TWO PEOPLE were rescued from their vehicle when heavy rains sent a river of water through their van and swept it into a ravine. by Caroline Tyszka The accident, which happened at ‘La Granatilla’ in Mojacar, comes just one week after the authorities announced a burning ban extension because of “lack of rain.” The two Alicante residents, aged 36 and 40 years old, frantically tried to contact emergency services but could not get a signal as their vehicle was lodged under a stone ledge. Fortunately for the occupants a Guardia Civil patrol vehicle was passing, and noticing the van stuck and buried in the mud, they went to investigate. Checking the van, which was empty, the officers searched the nearby area and discovered two rather wet and tired people, on the stone ledge. They told the officers that they had been stranded for several hours, waiting for daylight so that they could be seen. Both were unharmed and with the assistance of the officers were able to retrieve their personal belongings.

Investment in play ALMOST TWENTY parks have benefited from thousands of euros as a local council seeks to improve public spaces. Adra town council allocated over 55,000 euros to make repairs and improvements at their many children’s play areas. César Arróniz, councillor, said: “we will continue undertaking actions to improve continuously in these areas, it is important that people respect these facilities which are dedicated to the enjoyment of our younger population.” Work has included installing information boards, painting and cleaning swings and ensuring the parks conform to current regulations. The councillor stated that Adra will continue to make improvements and maintain the parks.

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Down came the rain! THIS WEEKS autumnal weather has been a reminder that as the nights get shorter the rain lasts for longer. by Caroline Tyszka With almost all of the Costa Blanca being affected by the cold front - which arrived on Tuesday – it has been down with the parasols and up with the brollies. Holidaymakers staying in resorts up and down the coast have been forced to abandon their beach days and find other, drier activities to keep them and their families occupied. The north coast of Alicante was put on alert for heavy rain mid-week with Aemet, the State Meteorological Agency, warning that there could be localised flooding. As residents will know forecasting is not an accurate science for Spain, with many towns escaping the heavy deluge of water whilst their neighbours – just the other side of nearby hillsides or mountains – could tell a different story. Whilst it may have put a dampener on some peoples spirits the agricultural sector will be pleased that their prayers have been answered, having faced extreme drought conditions for most of this year – affecting crops and livestock. However much more rain is needed to alleviate what has been three years of similar conditions. The good news is, that although it has been almost a week of on-off rain, Aemet predict that by Sunday the temperatures will be around 27 degrees (81 F), still slightly higher than the October average of 21 degrees (70 F).

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Equality in paternity and maternity leave approved by Spanish parliament Paid paternity leave here in Spain is to be increased to 16 weeks to give men equality with women, under new measures agreed by parliament members this week. by james martin Fathers are currently entitled to 13 consecutive days off work, this will increase to 20 days if the family is large â&#x20AC;&#x201C; with three or more children â&#x20AC;&#x201C; or if the child should be born with any disability. Under existing arrangements, 10 weeks of maternity leave can be transferred to the father, an option taken up by less than 2% of men. Under the new law, maternity and paternity leave will not be transferable. The proposal was put forward by the Podemos party on the grounds that both the Spanish constitution and European law prohibit discrimination on grounds of gender. It was passed with 173 in favour and only two against. The agreement is yet to be budgeted as Spain is still formally without a government but opponents to the law in the Peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s party, which is expected to form a minority government by the end of this month, said the measure would significantly increase costs.

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Council fined over 2 million euros A COUNCIL has been ordered to pay compensation to a contractor as they did not meet their contractual terms as agreed. by Caroline Tyszka The La Paloma building in Pilar de la Horadada was built by Urdemasa SA, having been awarded the contract in 2002, however the project was never finished as the council did not complete the parking facilities as stated in the agreement. The administrative court in Elche awarded Urdemasa SA the sum of 2,359,414 euros, and decreed that the council must pay all court fees. Having been left standing for some period of time the building is now said to be in a shocking state, with theft and vandalism the prime problems. The council has the right of appeal which would then go to the Administrative Litigation of the Superior Court of Valencia.

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CAVE PAINTINGS described as the “most spectacular and impressive” ever discovered on the Iberian Peninsula has been found near the Basque town of Lekeitio. by Jack Troughton

Dating as far back as 14,000 years ago, some 50 etchings adorn a 15m panel of the cave and experts will discuss the significance of the find at a special meeting at the end of the month. The home decorations include horses, bison, and goats – and in a radical departure in known Palaeolithic art in the Biscay province – two lions. And some of the paintings are larger than previous discoveries; one of the horses is 1.5m – almost 5ft – long...adding to the impact of the cave art. The discovery was made back in May but the importance of the find at the Armintxe cave is still being investigated. One expert said: “It is a wonder, a treasure of humanity.” The paintings include some 30 animals along with etchings of semi-circles and lines; identical to similar forms earlier found in the French Pyrenees – and other shared features, including the appearance of lions and the ‘techniques’ used suggest links between different groups of hunter-gatherers. Sadly the ‘wallpaper’ and the cave will not be opened to the public. It is difficult to access and there is a need to reserve the art; but new technology will allow everyone a real insight into the cave and its treasures.

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Top dog! DOGS FROM around the country competed against each other this weekend to discover who is top dog. by Caroline Tyszka The Agility Club of Torrevieja organised the event, which had almost 200 entrants, and held the competition at the local sports centre in the town. The national agility tests were divided into four categories designed not only to find the dog that could

jump the highest but also how they worked with their handlers - negotiating obstacles such as seesaws and tunnels. Individuals and groups entrants eagerly showed what they could do with their canines with some jumping as high as 60 centimetres. Juan Miguel Paredes, president of the Torrevieja Agility Club, said, “this is an officially recognised sport, with the winners being considered elite athletes.”

Two judges, including one from the UK, were on hand to ensure that the regulation standards were met and that any time penalties were valid as the dogs travelled around various circuits. The club trains twice a week, and often travels to other parts of Spain for competitions. More information about the group can be found on Facebook “Agility Torrevieja” or on their website www.clubagilitytorrevieja.es.

Costas “March for Life”

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by Caroline Tyszka TOWNS UP and down the coast held their own “March for Life” processions this weekend to honour the day against breast cancer. In Torrevieja an estimated 400 people paraded through the town – showing their support for those diagnosed with breast cancer but also to help raise awareness of the importance of early detection for this form of cancer. Participants donned pink t-shirts, hats, backpacks and other merchandise which helped raise funds for the Cancer Association of Torrevieja. Similar scenes occurred in Benidorm on Sunday morning where the cancer charity Anémona Marina Baixa had also arranged a march – an estimated 3,000 turned up to support the cause, many who were survivors of breast cancer. The beach front was awash with blue and pink clothing as those taking part walked almost 10 kilometres to finish in the Avenida de Europa, many cheering for them from their balconies. Accompanied by a band Toni Perez, mayor of Benidorm, joined the crowds for what was their fourteenth such event. He said: “this shows the involvement of everyone - showing solidarity against the cancer and we will continue to support Anémona.” On Wednesday, 19th October, the official “international breast cancer” date, a human chain was made with pink and white balloons being released.

Marching in Torrevieja

Marching in Benidorm

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Registering the changes to property PROPERTY OWNERS need to officially register extensions or improvements to their homes or new buildings on their land – especially before putting them up for sale. Just a few years ago to obtain a deed of extension, declaration of a new work or building, to match the physical reality of the description appearing at the land registry, was relatively simple. Usually all that was required was a certificate from a competent technician; indicating the age of the building, which should be over four years, and the description of the property. But now, after many legal changes, it has become a much more complex issue to record an extension or new building grant an extension or declaration of new building with the land registry. This is because in Spain the land registry records only consist of a description of the property and does not include plans; and usually does not match with the ‘cadastro’ description. Administrators now strive to coordinate and match the cadastro, land registry…and reality. They want owners to provide the correct documents to reflect the changes. Owners must provide such things as the geographic coordinates’ reference of each of the changes they wish to register, which can lead to technical problems, such as differences of criteria between registrars and topographers. Further, it is necessary to provide an occupation license or equivalent, stating that the property or its extension is fit for purpose. This all becomes of extraordinary importance owners want to sell their property – especially if the description in the cadastro and land registry does not match the physical reality. And it is possible a buyer imposed as a condition of the purchase the land registry and cadastro was updated; risking unforeseen delays. Therefore, it is advisable to update property records with the land registry to prevent last minute problems when homes and land go on the market; putting a sale at risk. Anyone wanting to sell or update their property description with the land registry or cadastro can contact us and we will help.

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finance

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

Hard times for Savers Just when savers were hoping for some good news after a few years of low interest rates it looks like things are going to get worse with rates falling month by month since the summer of 2012. In August 2012, the best buy easy access UK account paid 3.2 per cent; today it pays just 1 per cent. Across the Europe and the UK savers are lucky if they can get above 0.50% interest on their savings and some Banks are already charging business customers to deposit money Yet, bad as things may seem, savers haven’t suffered as much as they might have done, at least over the past two years. That’s because in August 2014, inflation fell and in Europe and the UK it has continued to date to stay low or even venture into negative territory. That means that despite the meagre rates on offer on savings accounts, savers have been earning a real return on their money (one above inflation). The bad news is that this is changing especially in the UK. In the UK Inflation is rising, and is likely to continue to be driven up by the falling pound and rising oil and energy costs. Meanwhile, the post-Brexit vote rate cut has sent savings rates down again. Even in Europe inflation is now on the rise, be it a lot slower than in the UK. But what this means for savers in the UK and Europe is that we cannot be too far from the point where those two lines cross once more and savers end up losing money in real terms. Arguably, many savers with decent pots should invest some of their money over and above a rainy day (contingency) fund. Savers are missing out on the potential for better returns by not doing so, but they are also avoiding the chance of losing money if markets fall. But the savvy savers are realising that nowadays they have to accept some risk if they are going protect their money against growing inflation that will gradually diminish the real value of their savings. Be smart with your money, don’t delay, if you would like advice on what’s on offer I am here to help you. To arrange an independent, professional and impartial consultation or review of your current banking / investment portfolio, please contact me by email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330.

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Shy and retiring

PATIENT PHOTOGRAPHER Alec Bettney finally got the beautiful but shy ‘Hoopoe’ bird in front of his camera. by Jack Troughton He has combed Valencia’s mountain woodland hoping to capture the Hoopoe – so named because of its call – on camera but has always been thwarted. However, Alec’s luck changed last Friday when several dropped into his garden and started feeding. He said: “I have wanted to photo the Hoopoe bird for ages and it’s a very shy bird and very well disguised by its chosen surroundings. “Weeks of chasing the Hoopoe in Valencia mountain woodland ended in frustration as these birds nearly always move off at the slightest hint of a dangerous photographer looming down on them. “But on Friday 14th Oct, they came to our garden to rummage in the new sawn wood in the orchard. It was just dawn and the light was poor but I managed to get these shots of the Hoopoe feeding and scratching in the soil.” Alec said something spooked the birds. “They got scared and raised their crown -which is a warning to others that they may be in danger - and off they went to the safety of a nearby tree.” To contact Alec B, call 630 981 229 or email ibizafixit@yahoo.com.

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Doodle Box

Cryptic Crossword ACROSS 1. See 7 Down 3. They are found in gangs and in sailing-ships (8) 8. How I will be designated in Greece (4) 9. Describing crimes that still attract police attention (8) 11. Kind of race to go from one frontier to another (5-7) 13. Variety of street dog (6) 14. More than one fairground attraction has a lively rhythm (6) 17. What he produces will eventually be enveloped! (6-6) 20. They set forth the terms for a building and its adjuncts (8) 21. Dull Celtic poet is making a come-back (4) 22. The editress somehow put up some opposition (8) 23. Dressed as a roue about fifty (4)

DOWN 1. Gear-box? (4-4) 2. External appointment to a remote spot (7) 4. Charge associated with kidnapping (6) 5. Operate near the earth to produce the necessary basis (10) 6. Find the negative in Alexandrine verse (5) 7 & 1 Across. The team display is a subsidiary attraction (4-4) 10. Finds out for sure when the fool is around (10) 12. Attributed to a writer featured in an advertisement (8) 15. This note is not manmade (7) 16. Sets at large, we hear, to suffer from the rigours of the weather (6) 18. Seven stakes embracing a betting term (5) 19. Mast can be dispensed with almost (4)

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ACROSS 1. Persia (4) 3. Suggestion (8) 8. Identical (4) 9. Richness (8) 11. Express opinions (3,4,5) 13. Vault (6) 14. Speculate (6) 17. Not for publication (3,3,6) 20. Eastern (8) 21. A continent (4) 22. Sit astride (8) 23. Amongst (4) DOWN 1. Example (8) 2. Naval officer (7) 4. Rest (6) 5. Throbbed (10) 6. Tendon (5) 7. Ogle (4) 10. Loosed (10) 12. Cape (8) 15. Bloom (7) 16. Remember (6) 18. Aviator (5) 19. A bog (4)

Sudoku

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 38.

21 oct - 27 oct 2016

life&leisure #horoscopes

Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A squaring between Venus, planetary leader of your opposing planet, and Neptune focusses on matters of a financial matter. The sums just don’t add up and expenditure needs to be kept in check now that there is a drain on your immediate finances. Someone is not paying their way; and now circumstances must demand this fairly and squarely! Venus sextiles with Jupiter heralding a week of considerable luck, ease and good fortune. It is about time! Energy is channelled through domestic situations and there is the definite prospect of financial gain now that inevitable scores have been settled in your favour. Above all expect a change as an acquaintance truly does become a friend to you It is hard to take sides after the recent events that have changed so very much; and you don’t really have to. It would be the right time to put the clock back if you could; but there are other aspects that need and warrant your more immediate attention right now. Mercury enters Scorpio mid week and serves to fan the flames allbeit temporarily! The magic mystery of the Moon brings your significant psychic gifts to the fore. You can feel that something just isn’t right, and you are very right to ignore someone who has tried to make sure that their version of actions is the truth. Make up your own mind by reading between the lines and following your instinctive self. The Sun, as governor of the Cosmos, is beguiled but not easily fooled by dwarf planet Ceres; commanding planet of time and tides of Man. Midweek as the Sun enters Scorpio be warned that the sting in the tail applies to you and you alone, and just keep your temper; even if it would appear that all those around you are losing theirs, without good reason! Somebody needs your tender loving care right now, but is afraid to be refused by you, and so doesn’t ask. As Mercury enters into Scorpio too, the week ahead is paved with minor irritating things that normally you would brush off with ease. Things may not be so easy, but this is a test of your loving patience and heralds much better times to come.

Arian energies are unleashed this week as your opposing planet, Mars, sidetracks across the Cosmos like a scalded cat en route to Uranus. Whatever you have started then finish, but everything else leave until after the next weekend when you will have the good guidance to make amends. Above all do not sign anything without checking!

The triumphant entry of the Sun illuminates plans and greatly serves to stimulate your creative and generous energies this week. This is a good time to start something new, especially since you need that something right now to get your teeth into. Tried and tested may have been your best bet, but now it’s all about just getting out there again!

Jupiter skims by Neptune as Venus goes in to square at the end of the week. It would seem that financially things are becoming more stable and there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Love is fleeting and flitting, but with such a positive action coming straight from the hip, Venus really does her best to be that Goddess of Love and Passion for you

It is always best to start at the beginning, and it would seem that you have been the centre of much gossip as of late. One thing is certain; you have risen above everything to make a decision based on your true feelings, and anyone who thinks their advice is relevant to you is fooling only themselves. Things are better second time around, enjoy it!

Leo though your opposing sign also rules your heart; and it isn’t time right now to expect the rip tide while the sea is calm. You have recently turned everything around; not so as to re invent yourself but to keep surviving the way that you always do. This week sees you opening your heart and soul, finally, to someone who seems to be getting closer. The Neptune square on Venus is just what you need right now, the chance to show your innermost you as you work with your heart and soul energy. Those who do not know your deeply spiritual side are those who cannot understand what you are truly all about. Nothing must stop you as you take on the new with all the love you hold inside.

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Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

Kenny, I get a feeling in my stomach sometimes and this is usually a warning of some kind. Where does it come from? Is it a Spiritual feeling developing? May- Brit E. Hi May- Brit. That feeling you get sounds as if it is some spiritual energy reaching out to you; it certainly could be. The stomach is a highly tuned and sensitive part of the body; and we react differently to the sensations that it sends. Take for instance the take off in a plane. This sensation goes to the very pit of your stomach and for me, who loves flying, I feel that the journey is really starting; whilst others are describing it as butterflies as this self same action gives them the jitters! There is also a shiver felt up and down the arms as psychic energy is felt from aural messages. Now, it is going to be up to you to develop this more. Next stomach churning moment ask Spirit whether they have a message for you....and be prepared for any answer. Remember I am only a click away if you need me!

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

Throw caution to the wind and birth something new. As a stickler to your routines make some sweeping changes that allow you to be seen in the versatile light that you so deserve. You have been so close, but you have never been so near to the success that should bloom with your newly found confidence!

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Not converting to Skydrive Hi Aunty: Please can you give me some advice about the purchase of Regcleanpro, as I am experiencing a problem with opening emails sent via Microsoft Word to edit or copy. I once was able to - now it seems it will not convert to SKYDRIVE; it insists on putting them onto Acrobat or tells me to download on to my documents. Either way I can’t seem to access them for the purpose of amending for returning them by email or copying for that matter. My system seems slow and very frustrating as I am being bombarded with RegClean Pro and I am unsure whether that would solve my problem. Regards, Hazel Aunty says: Regclean pro is a ‘system cleaning’ tool. It may, or may not help with the problem you are having with your MS Word emails. Usually, from the email, you save the document onto your PC, say into My Documents. Then you can click on that document to open it up in MS Word, and that will allow you to edit. If you are clicking on a saved word document, and it is opening up in Adobe, then it sound like your file associations have become confused. In windows you can change the file associations: Right click on the file Select ‘open with’ If MS Word is in that list select that, and make sure the ‘always use this program to open this type of files’ is selected.

Cannot buy online using Google Nexus DEAR AUNTY Virus: When I try to order goods or services online, using my Google Nexus tablet, some sites will not accept my email address. I receive the message ‘email address not valid’. This applies to both my Gmail and Yahoo mail addresses. This is frustrating. Can you help me to resolve this issue? Many thanks, Colin Aunty says: Apparently this is a common issue on some sites, with some email addresses, on some ‘tablets’. Perhaps using the sites ‘app’ rather than accessing the sites in a web browser may work better. Other than that, with no other solutions available that I can see, access the sites using something other than a tablet! Response: Thank you. You have been very helpful as usual: Colin.

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21 oct - 27 oct 2016

friday 21st October

BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Going Back, Giving Back 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20.30 BBC News 20:30 Inside Out London 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Would I Lie to You? 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Still Game 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 Josh

BBC2

7:00 Cowboys and Angels 7:30 Claimed and Shamed 8:15 Going Back, Giving Back 9:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:05 The Edge 14:50 Hi-de-Hi! 15:20 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 15:45 To the Manor Born 16:15 Restoration Home One Year On 17:15 Earthflight 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Simply Nigella 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 Later - with Jools Holland

saturday 22nd October BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:00 Football Focus 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:15 Bargain Hunt 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 Homes Under the Hammer 17:00 Final Score 18:25 BBC News 18:35 BBC Regional News 18:45 Pointless Celebrities 19.35 Strictly Come Dancing 21:20 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 22:10 Casualty 23:00 BBC News 23:20 National Lottery Update 23:20 Match of the Day 24:50 Asian Provocateur

BBC2

8:00 Film Flight for Freedom 8:40 Film Wonder Man 10:15 Natural World 11:15 Natural World 12:15 Antiques Road Trip 13:00 Great British Menu 13:30 Great British Menu 14:00 Great British Menu 14:30 Talking Pictures 15:00 Film Notorious (1946) 16:40 Flog It! 17:00 Nature’s Weirdest Events 18:00 Gardeners’ World 18:30 Iolo’s Great Welsh Parks 19,00 Inside the Commons 20:00 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 20:30 Dad’s Army 21:00 The School That Got Teens Reading 22:00 Film The Invisible Woman 23:45 Artsnight 24:15 Film Revolutionary Road

ITV1

7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Rebound 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 16:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV London Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Countrywise 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 The Level 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:40 Film American Pie: The Wedding

ITV1

7:00 Childrens TV 9:10 Looped 9:30 DC Super Hero Girls: Super Hero High 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:20 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 Judge Rinder 13:25 ITV News and Weather 13:29 ITV Regional Weather 13:30 Cash Trapped 14:30 Puppy Secrets: The First Six Months 15:30 Big Star’s Little Star 16:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 17:00 Thunderbirds Are Go 17:25 Ninja Warrior UK 18:30 ITV Regional Weather 18:30 ITV News 18:45 ITV News and Weather 17:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 20:00 Meet the Parents 21:00 The X Factor 22:50 The Jonathan Ross Show 23:55 ITV News and Weather 24:14 ITV Regional Weather

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

6:00 Children’s TV 9:15 Peppa Pig 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:20 Film Marriage of Lies 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Cars That Made Britain Great 22:00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges 23:00 Live Boxing

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 8:10 The King of Queens 8:35 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:35 Frasier 11:00 A New Life in the Sun 12:00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Hoarder SOS 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Four in a Bed 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 ,My Kitchen Rules UK 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Stand Up to Cancer 20:30 Stand Up to Cancer 21:00 Stand Up to Cancer 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Stand Up to Cancer 24:00 Gogglebox

7:10 Gillette World Sport 7:40 FIA World Endurance Championship 8:05 Caterham Motorsport 8:35 Frasier 9:00 Frasier 9:30 Frasier 10:00 The Morning Line 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:25 The Big Bang Theory 11:55 The Simpsons 12:25 The Simpsons 12:55 The Simpsons 13:25 Four Rooms 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:20 Four in a Bed 17:55 My Kitchen Rules UK 18:50 The Crystal Maze 19:45 Channel 4 News 20:05 Hunt for the Arctic Ghost Ship 21:00 Britain’s Ancient Tracks with Tony Robinson 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 Formula 1 24:30 Film Locke

7:00 Children’s TV 10:40 Peppa Pig 10:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 11:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 12:10 Film Carry On Sergeant 13:40 Film Carry On Regardless 15:25 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 16:25 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 17:25 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 18:25 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 19:20 NCIS 20:05 NCIS 21:00 NCIS: New Orleans 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football on 5: The Championship 23:00 Football on 5: Goal Rush 23:30 Film Redbelt

itv2

7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Emmerdale 10:00 You’ve Been Framed! 10:30 Psych 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 19:50 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Final Destination 23:00 FYI Daily 23:05 Film Final Destination 24:05 Family Guy 24:35 Family Guy

itv2

7:00 Emmerdale 9:35 Coronation Street 12:05 You’ve Been Framed! 12:30 Film A Little Princess 13:30 FYI Daily 13:35 Film A Little Princess 14:25 Film Nim’s Island 15:25 FYI Daily 15:30 Film Nim’s Island 16:25 Film The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 17:25 FYI Daily 17:30 Film The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 18:15 Film King Kong 19:15 FYI Daily 19:20 Film King Kong 21:50 Scorpion 22:50 The Xtra Factor 23:20 Celebrity Juice 24:10 Family Guy 24:35 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Rude(ish) Tube 9:40 Coach Trip 9:10 Rules of Engagement 10:05 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film Paul (2011) 24:05 The Big Bang Theory 24:35 The Big Bang Theory

7:00 Coach Trip 9:30 Made in Chelsea 10:35 Baby Daddy 11:00 Baby Daddy 11:30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 12:30 Black-ish 13:00 Black-ish 13:30 Black-ish 14:00 Black-ish 14:30 Black-ish 15:00 The Goldbergs 15:30 The Goldbergs 16:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:30 The Big Bang Theory 17:00 Rude(ish) Tube 17:15 Film Stuart Little 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 24:05 Gogglebox

A dusty old cobweb from the BBC of the 60´s Sooty, the children’s television show, has been aired in various forms since the 1950s and, according to Guinness World Records, is the longest-running children’s programme in the UK. We will soon be treated to a documentary called Sooty Ungloved, which takes a no-holds-barred look at the history of the iconic telly puppet, and already there is a major story unfolding. It seems that there was a right old to do at the BBC when Sooty´s creator Harry Corbett had the gall to suggest Sooty should have a girlfriend … Shock! Horror! The show’s producer Trevor Hill suggested that such a move would ‘allow sex to creep into the programme,’ and would not be swayed saying, “no female character, definitely not!” The situation spiralled out of hand after the press got wind of the row, with the BBC even prepared to ‘hold up the contractual negotiations´ which could have led to an early bath for the puppet. Corbett´s son Matthew said ‘My father was called into the head office and told by the Director General that Sooty could have a girlfriend, but they must never touch’. Well that would never have done, now would it?

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´Enchanted´ a 2007 American live-action/animated musical starred Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, and the now famous Timothy Spall. I was recommended to watch it, and what a pleasant surprise I got, as it’s beautifully done with fine acting and a hilarious script. Amy Adams plays Princess Giselle who finds herself transported from her joyous fairy-tale animated world of Andalasia into the real-life hardships of 21st century Manhattan in New York. A sequel is now planned, titled Disenchanted, and, according to The Hollywood Reporter is set to start filming next year. Amy Adams is expected to return in the starring role, but here’s no word on whether Patrick Dempsey will return, but we imagine he will with his wistful Disney-style singing in tow. Enchanted (2007) - HD Trailer YouTuber Darth Blender has remade Fifty Shades Of Grey, except lovedup Muppet Kermit plays Christian Grey and Miss Piggy Anastasia Steele, and the chemistry between them is … sizzling! OK, so there’s a bit less of the Red Room and no actual blindfolds or whips and stuff, but there is a whole lot of clever editing, which seamlessly matches clips from a host of Muppet classics to the trailer’s original dialogue. Darth Blender explains “Miss Piggy is a modest and virgin student who suddenly meets the powerful and charming businessman Kermit The Frog, the attraction is immediate, and soon they begin an intense relationship in which Miss Piggy discovers her deepest desires and pleasures of sadomasochism.” Sounds like you might need a brown paper bag for the video! Fifty Shades of Muppets – Parody

Craig David had a No1 album in 2000 and he did the same last month with his latest offering ´Following My Intuition´ making No1 in the UK. Speaking to Official Charts Craig said “The last Number 1 I had was with ´Born To Do It´ 16 years ago, so to have another and to share it with so many amazing people … it’s surreal.” He went on to say “I’m seeing two generations connecting, the people who have been with me since ´99 and the crew who are just discovering me, both connecting on the same music, it’s the most amazing feeling, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart ... the words of a man who is clearly dumbfounded!” Craig’s comeback was enhanced when he was nominated for Best Male Act and Best Song nomination at the upcoming MOBO Awards. I´ll bet he smiles in his sleep!

Robert De Niro was here a couple of weeks ago, and I unashamedly put him back in today, as in typical De Niro fashion, he has gone ahead and done what many have suggested they would do and laid it on Donald Trump … Big Time! I won’t spoil it for you by telling you what he has got up to, you can watch the video for that, but suffice to say he´s committed to a rant at the comb-over king like he´s done for all the work of his illustrious career. Two high profile celebs JK Rowling and Samuel L Jackson re-tweeted the vid, and Iain McCulloch @SempaiScuba posted ´Robert De Niro has said that he wants to punch Donald Trump in the Face. This raises an important moral question: Where can we buy tickets? Nice one Iain … another saying ´Do you want to see De Niro fight Trump? FULL VIDEO - Robert De Niro Attacks Donald Trump

sunday 23rd October BBC1

BBC2

ITV1

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

6:00 Breakfast 7:30 Match of the Day 9:00 The Andrew Marr Show 10:00 Sunday Morning Live 11:00 Sunday Politics London 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News 1:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 1:15 Homes Under the Hammer 2:15 Escape to the Country 3:00 Points of View 3:15 The Great British Bake Off 4:15 Songs of Praise 4:50 Attenborough & the Giant Dinosaur 5:50 BBC News 6:05 BBC London News; Weather 6:15 Countryfile 7:15 Strictly Come Dancing 8:00 Antiques Roadshow 9:00 Poldark 10:00 BBC News 10:20 BBC London News; Weather 10:30 Match of the Day 2 11:30 Film Eagle Eye

7:15 The A to Z of TV Gardening 8:00 Glorious Gardens from Above 8:45 Gardeners’ World 9:45 Countryfile 10:45 The Beechgrove Garden 11:15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:45 Food & Drink 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Great British Menu 14:30 Great British Menu 15:00 NFL Live 17:00 Who’s Spending Britain’s Billions? 20:00 Inside Obama’s White House 21:00 Horizon 22:00 Wild West: America’s Great Frontier 23:00 Mock the Week 23:35 QI XL 24:20 Film Downfall

7:00 Children’s TV 7:55 Signed Stories 8:30 Nerds & Monsters 8:50 Horrid Henry 9:10 Looped 9:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Bear Grylls Survival School 11:00Peston on Sunday 12:00 Gino’s Italian Escape 12:25 Chopping Block 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:39 ITV Regional Weather 13:40 The X Factor 15:30 Midsomer Murders 17:30 Tipping Point 18:30 Doc Martin 19:30 ITV Regional Weather 19:30 ITV News 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 The Chase 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 Tutankhamun 23:00 ITV News and Weather 23:14 ITV Regional Weather 23:15 Peston on Sunday 24:15 Murder, She Wrote

7:15 Shipping Wars 7:40 Shipping Wars 8:05 Frasier 8:30 Frasier 9:00 Frasier 9:30 Posh Pawnbrokers 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast 14:30 Film Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) 15:35 Child Genius vs Celebrities: SU2C Special 17:35 Film Sister Act 19:30Channel 4 News 20:00 Virginia McKenna’s Born Free 21:00 Great Canal Journeys 22:00 Film The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) 24:00 Formula 1

7:00 Children’s TV 8:20 Pip Ahoy! 8:40 Little Princess 8:55 Paw Patrol 9:15 Blaze and the Monster Machines 9:40 Football on 5: The Championship 10:30 Football on 5: Goal Rush 11:00 Great South Run 13:05 The Gadget Show 14:05 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops 14:35 Film Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son 16:40 Film Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 18:15 Now That’s Funny! 19:15 Film Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Film Need for Speed 24:30 Film Takers

itv2

7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Emmerdale 10:00 The X Factor 11:55 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 15:45 Film See Spot Run 16:45 FYI Daily 16:50 Film See Spot Run ( 17:40 Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action 18,40 FYI Daily 18:45 Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action 19:25 Film Twilight 7:25 FYI Daily 20:30 Film Twilight 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy 24:55 American Dad!

7:00 Animals Unleashed 7:20 Animals Unleashed 7:45 Baby Daddy 8:05 Baby Daddy 8:30 How I Met Your Mother 9:00 How I Met Your Mother 9:30 The Goldbergs 10:00 The Goldbergs 10:30 Hollyoaks 13:00 Made in Chelsea 14:00Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 15:00 Film Stuart Little 2 16:35 Rude(ish) Tube 16:50 The Big Bang Theory 17:20 The Big Bang Theory 17:50 The Big Bang Theory 18:20 The Big Bang Theory 18:50 The Big Bang Theory 19:15 The Big Bang Theory 19:45 Film The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader 21:00 Tattoo Fixers 23:05 Crazyhead 24:10 The Inbetweeners 24:50 The Inbetweeners

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monday 24th October BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:30 Going Back, Giving Back 17:15 Rio 2016: Parade of Heroes 19:30 BBC News at Seven 20:00 BBC Regional News 20:30 The One Show 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Rio 2016: Parade of Heroes Highlights 22:00 Paxman on Trump vs Clinton: Divided America 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Match of the Day 2 24:45 The Graham Norton Show

BBC2

7:15 Cowboys and Angels 7:45 Thief Trackers 8:15 Going Back, Giving Back 9:00 Can Britain Have a Pay Rise? 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Countryfile 14:15 The Edge 15:00 Hi-de-Hi! 15:30 Yes, Prime Minister 16:00 To the Manor Born 16:30 Restoration Home 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Live FA Cup Football 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 Only Connect 22:00 The Victorian Slum 23:00 Morgana Robinson’s The Agency 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather

ITV1

7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 16:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Rebound 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 TV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Gino’s Italian Escape 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Cold Feet 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:45 The Jonathan Ross Show 24:50 Murder, She Wrote

CHANNEL 4

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CHANNEL 5

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CHANNEL 5

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7:00 Childrens TV 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Gadget Show 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:15 Film A Wife’s Suspicion 17:00 5 News at 5 17:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 23:00 Undercover Benefits Cheat

7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 You’ve Been Framed! 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 23:00 Ibiza Weekender 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Rude(ish) Tube 8:40 Coach Trip 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Crazyhead 23:00 Scream Queens 24:00 First Dates

CHANNEL 5

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7:00 Children’s TV 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Kiss of the Black Widow 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neightbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Tube: Going Underground 21:00 On Benefits 22:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 23:00 Me and My 24:00 Tattoo Disasters UK

7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Coronation Street 10:00 you’ve Been Framed! 11:00 The Hot Desk 11:10 A Little Princess 12:00 FIY 12:15 A Little Princess 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Tricked 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Rude(ish) Tube 8:40 Coach Trip 9:10 Rules of Engagement 10:05 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 GI Joe: the Rise of Cobra 24:20 Tattoo Fixers

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 8:10 The King of Queens 8:35 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 A New Life in the Sun 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Hoarder SOS 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Rio 2016: The Superhumans Parade Live 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Stand Up to Cancer 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Food Unwrapped 22:00 SAS: Who Dares Wins 23:00 First Dates 24:05 Tattoo Fixers

7:00 Childrens TV 9:15 Peppa Pig 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: New Orleans 16:15 Film Hannah’s Law 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 FIA World Rally Championship Highlights 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 Raw Recruits: Squaddies at 16 23:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 24:05 Film Red Dragon

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7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 American Dad! 23:00 American Dad! 23:30 Family Guy 23:55 Family Guy 24:25 The Cleveland Show 24:55 The Cleveland Show

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Stage School 8:40 Coach Trip 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Made in Chelsea 23:00 Drifters 23:35 The Inbetweeners 24:05 The Big Bang Theory 24:35 The Big Bang Theory

tuesday 25th October BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Going Back, Giving Back 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20.00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Ordinary Lies 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Aberfan: The Fight for Justice 24:45 The Age of Lonelinessz

BBC2

7:00 Cowboys and Angels 7:30 Claimed and Shamed 8:15 Going Back, Giving Back 9:00 Coast 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Edge 14:45 Hi-de-Hi! 15:15 Yes, Prime Minister 15:45 To the Manor Born 16:15 Restoration Home 17:15 Earthflight 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Mary Berry’s Foolproof Cooking 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Who’s Spending Britain’s Billions? 22:00 Great Continental Railway Journeys 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 NFL This Week

ITV1

7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 3:00 Rebound 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News London 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Fishing Impossible 21:00 The Agenda 22:00 The New Clampers: Where’s My Car Gone? 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News London 23:40 Perspectives 24:40 Murder, She Wrote

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 A New Life in the Sun 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Hoarder SOS 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Four in a Bed 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 My Kitchen Rules UK 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Stand Up to Cancer 21:00 Your Face Says It All 22:00 Married at First Sight 23:00 Damned 23:35 24 Hours in A&E 24:35 SAS: Who Dares Wins

7:00 Childrens TV 9:15 Peppa Pig 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Film Too Late to Say Goodbye (2009) 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 House Doctor 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet 22:00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives 23:00 The Woman with No Face 24:05 The Hotel Inspector Returns

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7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film The Break-Up 23:05 FYI Daily 23:10 Film The Break-Up 24:10 Family Guy 24:40 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Rude(ish) Tube 8:40 Coach Trip 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:05 How I Met Your Mother 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Baby Daddy 17:30 Baby Daddy 18.00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Body Fixers 23:00 Empire 24:00 First Dates Abroad

wednesday 26th October BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Going Back, Giving Back 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 The Great British Bake Off 22:00 The Missing 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 A Question of Sport 24:15 Anne Robinson’s Britain

BBC2

7:00 Cowboys and Angels 7:30 Claimed and Shamed 8:15 Going Back, Giving Back 9:00 Great British Menu 9:30 Great British Menu 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 The Edge 14:45 Hi-de-Hi! 15:15 Yes, Prime Minister 15:45 To the Manor Born 16:15 Restoration Home One Year On 17.15 Earthflight 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Simply Nigella 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Coast 22:00 No Place to Call Home 23:00 The Premier League Show 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 No Such Thing As the News

ITV1 7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Rebound 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Puppy Secrets: The First Six Months 22:00 Him 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 A New Life in the Sun 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Hoarder SOS 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Four in a Bed 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 My Kitchen Rules UK 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 Stand Up to Cancer 21:00 Little British Isles with Alison Steadman 22:00 Grand Designs 23:00 World of Weird 24:05 Married at First Sight

Thursday 27th October BBC1 7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Countryfile Autumn Diaries 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:45 The Sheriffs Are Coming 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Decimate 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC news 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 The Great British Bake Off 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Question Time

BBC2 7:00 Cowboys and Angels 7:30 Claimed and Shamed 8:15 Money for Nothing 9:00 Gardeners World 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Pressure Pad 14:45 Hi-di-Hi! 15:15 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em 15:45 Open All Hours 16:15 The House That £100k Built 17:15 Wild China 18:15 Antiques Road Trip 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 20:00 Great British Menu 21:00 Autumnwatch 22:00 The Fall 23:00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired 23:30 Newsnight

ITV1 7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Rebound 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs 22:00 Paranoid 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:40 The Late Debate

CHANNEL 4 7:00 Countdown 7:45 The Goldbergs 8:10 The Goldbergs 8:35 The Goldbergs 9:00 Everybody Love Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 A New Life in the Sun 12:00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 Hoarder SOS 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Four in a Bed 17:30 Come Dine with Me 18:00 My Kitchen Rule UK 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 George Clark’s Amazing Spaces 22:00 Hunted 23:00 Britain’s Benefit Tenants 24:05 Married at First Sight

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WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

Plagued by junk mail I live in Spain, and on a recent trip home to see my elderly mother, I discovered that she is sending money to companies who are promising her a cash prize if she buys arthritis cures from them. I’ve read about such people in the paper, who extort money from vulnerable people, however my mother believes she will win money. Mother has Dementia and I don’t know what to do. I have a cousin at home who might help if I ask him. If I were you, I would try and see if you could redirect your mother’s mail to your cousins address, and then ask him to put it straight through a paper shredder. Simply writing to these companies does no good. They prey on the elderly particularly. Also, if your mother’s condition is bad enough for you, or a trusted family member to take over the handling her financial affairs, then you should do this. And if your mother uses email, you should make sure you block any unwanted correspondence. Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.

She thinks she is ugly

My daughter who is 15, says she wants cosmetic surgery. I am so exasperated with her. She thinks her face is ugly, and wants to have fillers, and have her lips plumped up. She wants to look like Kim Kardashian and have her rear made bigger. She says if I don’t pay for it, she will find ways of earning the money and paying for it herself. She is obsessed with the internet and her phone, and is never off it. I would try and ignore it for now, but say you are most certainly not financing this for her. She is only 15, and she needs parental consent for anything like this until she is 18 anyway. Try and find some outside group activity that does not involve taking her telephone or using the internet - like sports, or drama. Children today can become obsessed with social media and spending too long on it, can cause problems like low self esteem, when they how see celebrities live.

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life&leisure #Spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

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More examples of Past Participles I believe I’ve left you with the example of “confundido” for two weeks running now, so it’s time I unconfused you once and for all. We did get as far as realizing that “confundido” is the past participle of the verb “confundir” which we know is used as part of the “recent past” tense (as in “he confundido a mis lectores” - I have confused my readers) and we were just getting on to seeing how these past participles can be taken out of that verb tense context and used as adjectives, changing their endings to agree with whatever they describe. There is a whole range of these kinds of adjectives, derived from verbs, which express human emotions and experiences, and that is what I really wanted to get onto before we leave this whole topic behind. So, here are some examples of what I mean. The verb “agotar” means “to exhaust”, therefore the participle “agotado” expresses very clearly how I feel after a week’s work. There are other less polite words for this in English. Actually I would use the feminine form “agotada” to describe myself, and this

person and number agreement applied to all of these words. If we stick with a few more negative ideas first, here is another one – “decepcionar” meaning “to disappoint”. This is also a “false friend” as it looks rather like the English word “deception”. Anyway, if you are ever disappointed in Spanish, the word you need is “ decepcionado”. Continuing this downward tendency, we have the verb “destrozar” (to ruin). If someone is “destrozado” they really are in a bad state, but we can equally use the word to describe a building or piece of furniture, for instance. Slightly milder, but still negative is “disgustar” (to upset) . “Estoy muy disgustado/ disgustada” you may say through your tears, or of course you may apply the adjective to someone else when they storm off in a huff “creo que está disgustado” (I think he’s upset). I’m afraid there is one more negative word to mention before we change tack. The verb “enfadar” means “to anger”, so “angry” is “enfadado” or “enfadada”. A word that looks as though it might also be negative, but is fact isn’t is “emocionar”. This

does not mean to burst into tears of emotion, at least not tears of sadness, but it could include tears of joy. The verb means “to excite” or “to move” and its associations are really positive. I always remember a surprise birthday party I attended in my first year in Spain. The person whose birthday it was spent the whole time saying “estoy emocionado” which I suppose would be something like saying “I’m really touched” in English. Speaking of surprises, we have the verb “sorprender” (to surprise) so we can there express our surprise with “estoy sorprendido” (I am surprised). One of the nicest of all these verbs, I think, is

“ilusionar” (to thrill, to excite). Again, this is somewhat of a “false friend” as “illusion” in English does not have a very jolly meaning. However, it’s one of the happiest words there is in Spanish. A child is “illusionado” waiting for the three kings to bring him presents. We are “ilusionados” about a holiday or a new addition to the family, that is, we are looking forward with excitement and anticipation. Finally, a word that can be used in some everyday situations - “agradecer “ (to appreciate). If you want to express particular thanks or appreciation to someone you can say “Gracias, estoy muy agradecido”.

Crossword solutions for last week Cryptic Solutions

Across: 1 Proposition; 9 Illness; 10 Scull; 11 Hosts; 12 Everest; 13 Nobody; 15 Statue; 18 War-path; 20 Ideal; 22 Leads; 23 Looks in; 24 Pedestrians. Down: 2 Rolls; 3 Pressed; 4 System; 5 Taste; 6 Opulent; 7 Wishing well; 8 Clothes line; 14 Barrage; 16 Tripoli; 17 Chalet; 19 Aisle; 21 Essen. QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Naughtiness; 9 Outdoor; 10 Clash; 11 Baron; 12 Sweater; 13 Assist; 15 Scorch; 18 Asperse; 20 Melon; 22 Clean; 23 Apostle; 24 Detestation. Down: 2 Alter; 3 Grounds; 4 Thrash; 5 Niche; 6 Scatter; 7 Forbearance; 8 Shorthanded; 14 Supreme; 16 Comfort; 17 Depart; 19 Range; 21 Lotto.

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Skiffle Piffle

DROVE UP to Javea the other day to chat with the nice folk at Bay Radio. Driving & listening to one of the many stations up popped , unexpectedly nowadays. a Lonnie Donegan tune.

Chris Ashley

Writer & Broadcaster

This is the the man who set me on the road to untold riches & besotted flighty young women chucking their flimsies at me on stage – (snort!). Look! if a wee Scot with a whiny voice banging on about chewing gum on his bedpost can crack it – the boy Ashley with his £5 Kays Catalogue guitar is a shoo-in. With my 2 acned amigos, Bazza (washboard) - Sparky (tea chest bass) we started a skiffle group called The Satellites – but as they just go aimlessly around & around and we were rocketing upwards – we changed to the more racy sounding, Gaylords (stop sniggering!). We did have a 4th member, Gonzo who was older than us & deep joy had a van. He only lasted one gig because he turned his hand to a more lucrative vocation – robbing banks. Gonzo got busted and served time. We, the remaining compassionate members, were distraught – no transport. The police seized it as it was his getaway vehicle. The van was a 1930’s Bedford - it went from 0 – 60, in a week. The plod on a leisurely stroll with a doddery dog would still have caught up with Gormless Gonzo. Meanwhile we carted our kit around on a Southdown bus with the added humiliation of needing to buy a ticket for the tea chest bass from a sneering clippy. For some reason we used to get packed Young Farmer’s barn dance gigs, which still puzzles me – they hated us. At that time Trad Jazz was hugely popular with these rugby playing ‘sons of the sod’ & skiffle was considered to be the runt of the litter. Therefore we performed with the threat of imminent rugger bugger violence (that’s just from the wenches) if we made a bolognese of ‘Darktown Strutters Ball.’ The end came swiftly for The Gaylords (will you – STOP!- that sniggering?). Yours truly decided to go solo - to overwhelming apathy. Bazza finished in the same nick as Gonzo on an unrelated charge. Sparky quit scraping the washboard with his Mum’s thimbles, had a nervous breakdown & years later joined the Branch Davidians – last I heard he’s still waiting for the second coming – but not of The Gaylords (Oh! go on then – snigger). Any musical memories always welcome; ashleybobble@hotmail.com

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life&leisure #Recipes

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Pork & apple stew with parsley & thyme dumplings

This healthy family supper has dumplings that soak up all the flavours of cider, mustard and a hint of apple, and it’s 3 of your 5-a-day Ingredients For the stew 1 tbsp rapeseed oil 2 onions, halved and sliced 3 celery sticks, thickly sliced 2 bay leaves 1 tbsp picked thyme leaves 500g lean pork fillet, cut into large chunks 2 tsp English mustard powder 4 large garlic cloves, grated 2 tbsp spelt flour 4 tbsp cider vinegar 800ml bouillon or chicken stock 1 Granny Smith apple, peeled, cored and cut into chunks 2 leeks, thickly sliced 4 carrots, cut into chunks For the dumplings 140g spelt flour

1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp English mustard powder 2 tbsp finely chopped flat-leaf parsley 1 tbsp picked thyme leaves, plus a few sprigs to garnish 2 tbsp bio yogurt 2 tbsp rapeseed oil Method Heat 1 tbsp of the oil in a flameproof and ovenproof dish. Add the onions, celery, bay and thyme, and fry for about 8 mins until softened. Add the pork and cook for a few mins until it changes colour, but it doesn’t need to brown as you don’t want to overcook it. Stir in the mustard powder, garlic, flour and vinegar, then pour in the bouillon, stirring to prevent any lumps forming.

Add the apple, leeks and carrots, bring the liquid to the boil, then reduce to a simmer. Cover the pan and simmer for 1 hr, stirring occasionally, until the pork and vegetables are tender. When the stew is nearly cooked, heat oven to 190C/170C fan/gas 5. To make the dumplings, tip the flour, baking powder, mustard powder, parsley and thyme into a bowl and

stir to combine. Put the yogurt in a jug, make up to 100ml with water, then stir in the oil. Lightly stir the liquid into the flour to make a soft, slightly sticky dough. Divide the dough equally into eight and shape into balls. Drop them on top of the stew, drizzling each one with the remaining oil. Bake for 20 mins until the dumplings are golden. Scatter with the extra thyme, if you like, before serving.

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Brilliant banana loaf A cross between banana bread and a drizzle-topped sponge, this cake is great for using up overripe fruit Ingredients 140g butter, softened, plus extra for the tin 140g caster sugar 2 large egg, beaten 140g self-raising flour 1 tsp baking powder 2 very ripe banana, mashed 50g icing sugar handful dried banana chips, for decoration Method Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4. Butter a 2lb loaf tin and line the base and sides with baking parchment. Cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, then slowly add the eggs with a little flour. Fold in the remaining flour, baking powder and bananas. Pour into the tin and bake for about 30 mins until a skewer comes out clean. Cool in the tin for 10 mins, then remove to a wire rack. Mix the icing sugar with 2-3 tsp water to make a runny icing. Drizzle the icing across the top of the cake and decorate with banana chips.

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life&leisure #health ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Quirónsalud and Marjal group signed a strategic alliance to provide medical services to tourists and homebuyers in the area Torrevieja, 11th October 2016. Quirónsalud Hospital Torrevieja and Marjal Group have signed a strategic alliance to provide health services to tourists and homebuyers of Marjal Group that upon request will also be available to citizens who reside close geographically in the area. Under the agreement Quirónsalud will provide General Practitioners and Nurse Consultations at Marjal resorts. In addition to General Practitioners and nursing medical consultations, patients will be able to request hospital appointments with specialists and diagnostic tests directly from the medical point. For Marjal Group residential clients Quironsalud has provided a premium line to facilitate access to health services. The Marjal Group clients will be assigned an advisor who speaks their language and will be available for information, advice and to make appointments. This new medical point was created with the aim of providing Quironsalud health services directly to the residents of the area, improving accessibility comfortably, avoiding travel and unnecessary inconvenience. The health assistance service will begin on the 18th October at the 5 star Marjal Resort in Crevillente. The managing director of the Hospital Quirónsalud Torrevieja, Francisco Fiestras, stressed that the new Quironsalud medical consultation point at the Marjal

resorts reflects mutual agreement to offer more complete, quality and familiar medical care together in strategic alliance” The Quironsalud medical point on the premises of Marjal Group, offers patients the best, qualified healthcare with a warm response and personalized service, with a continuous effort to renew and adapt. Quirónsalud Hospital Torrevieja is a reference for private health in the Province of Alicante that has consultation and diagnosis medical clinics, Quironsalud Santa Pola Medical Centre and Quirónsalud Orihuela Medical Centre. In addition, the new medical point Quirónsalud, like Quirónsalud Hospital Torrevieja, has an agreement with major national and international insurance companies. ABOUT QUIRÓNSALUD Quirónsalud is the largest hospital group in Spain and the third largest in Europe. It is present in 13 autonomous communities has the most advanced technology and has more than 6,200 beds in the 80 centres, like the Jimenez Diaz Foundation, Ruber, Hospital La Luz, University Hospital Quirónsalud Madrid, Teknon, Dexeus, Polyclinic Gipuzkoa, etc., as well as a large team of highly specialized professionals and international prestige. We work in promoting and teaching (seven of our hospitals are universities) medical and scientific research (we have the Health Research Institute of the FJD, a unique private research centre accredited by the Ministry of

Research, Development and Innovation). In addition, our healthcare service is organized into units and transversal networks to optimize the experience accumulated in the various centers and clinical translation of our investigations. Currently, Quirónsalud is developing more than 1,600 research projects throughout Spain and many of the centers are market leaders in this field, being pioneers in different specialties such as cardiology, endocrinology, gynecology, neurology and oncology, among others. ABOUT MARJAL GROUP Marjal Group is a diversified holding company that has, among other sectors, residential tourism specializes in building luxury homes, and holiday tourism currently providing two resorts. Currently, Marjal Group has clients in more

than 10 countries (Netherlands, Belgium, UK, Germany and France, among others), with these international clients representing about 70% of its total sales. The vocation of the Group is to continue to expand internationally reaching more countries with proposals that are characterized by offering a high quality product and services. Marjal Group has been investing in health projects for many years, an example is the international Marjal Healthy that was hosted by the Marjal Foundation at the University of Alicante. This is an instrument from which is an attempt to define and disclose how to build a healthy ecosystem that allows us to live better. The Department has agreements with various European universities with which we work from a global perspective.

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Alfaz fantasy football league by Jack Troughton After England’s insipid display in the penultimate International Break of 2016 it was back to business for the Premier League and the Alfaz Fantasy Football League.The 9 Premier League games supplied the Fantasy with 27 goals,4 clean sheets,27 yellow cards and 2 red ones which gave us the lowest average score for over 12 months of just under 10 points. One of the reasons for such a low score was that out of 6 penalties awarded 3 were missed by Aguero,De Bruyne and Benteke giving them all a minus 5.It’s worth noting that in the 7 games Mike Dean as reffed he has awarded 6 penalties i reckon that’s about right.If only other Referees had the bottle to give penalties. There was no changes in the top 4 divisions of the A.F.F.L.. In the main League our 2 young Managers team Ant & Brad increased their lead at the top over Terry’s Hugonauts United to slight 5 points while Eric’s Peaky Blinders stay in touch with the leaders in 3rd place.Down at the other end of the Table Kevin’s El.Portet Elite are showing no signs of improvement and have now slipped to 27 points behind Tommy’s Quantrill’s Raiders. Julie’s team The Gers made it 3 weeks at the Summit of our Mark Carter Ladies Section when they opened up a 7 point gap over Karen’s Ceasar’s Blackcats.Lyn’s Team Handbreak City last Season picked up 3 Wooden Spoons have been making steady progress and are now only 8 points behind the leaders in 3rd place.Angies Blues have taken over the

bottom spot and they now trail Spanish Smoggies by a single point after scoring a minus 4.Joanna’s Coblanca Cruisers are still ahead in our chase for our 20 euro voucher which is sponsored Quick Save the only British supermarket in Albir. They have a small 2 point advantage over Karen’s Florida Pearls.The Gers are also in the running in 3rd place. In our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League Ant & Brad have extended their advantage at the top over Teigar’s Tigers to a comfortable 22 points.Two teams are in joint 3rd place and they are Harley’s Ginger Ninjar and Leo’s 6 in a Row. Charlotte’s Arm Wavers United are still holding everybody else up at the bottom 8 points adrift of Nathan’s F2 Freestylers. Eric’s Peaky Blinders continue to head the Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League courtesy of Southampton’s Nathan Redmond who scored against relegation threatened Burnley which kept him is 7 point lead over 2nd placed Dave’s Jukebox Mackems.Down at the foot of the Table El Portet Elite are only 1 point behind Mitchell’s Suplex City. We have 3 teams heading into our Wyn’s Wyndhams Wine Monthly Draw and they are Des’s Parkwiganers & Wade’s Villajoysa 11 who both clocked up this weeks top score of 36 points.The other team to join them is Liz’s Cookies Jelly Babies who scored a remarkable minus 12 which will take some beating as the Season unfolds.Last Season’s lowest scoring team was Anne’s Bolton Wanderers with a minus 10. Manager of the Month for October is being kindly sponsored by Debbie & Paul at Our Plaice in the Sun Restaurant in Albir who provide a very special Fish & Chips which you can eat in

or take away.With 2 weeks to go Wayne’s team Gunnawinthisyear have a 6 point advantage over Chris’s Always Hoping. Danny’s Queen Vic Rejects are well in contention for this super meal for 2 in 3rd place. Des’s Parkwiganers have won this weeks Breakfast for 2 sponsored by Jo & Peter at the Two C’s in Alfaz after climbing up 84 places to number 69 in the main League. Next Month the 1st round of our RTN K.O. Cup Competition will take place and the draw will soon be up on our super website which is www.alfazffl.com where you can also follow your teams progress by logging on.

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Pego Golf Society The Society played a Ford League Qualifier today in the format of a Singles Stableford Competition, and we were greeted on the first tee with intermittent rain, which turned into heavy rain for most of the first nine holes. In Spain we don’t do rain on the golf course, but today we had no choice. Wet shirts, trousers, golf gloves, everything was wet. It went off about hole number 10, and tried to come back on in the closing holes. I thought Oliva Nova was in as poor condition as I have seen it for many months, and the person who set the tees for this morning was having a laugh. Every tee without exemption was set at the very end of the tee, where the grass is about four to five inches long, so if you were to play the ball without a tee, the ball would disappear. Come on Oliva Nova, you can do much better than this !!! The wind increased over the morning play, so really it was a very difficult day to play this wonderful game. We had 46 players today, including four guests, and they were Steve Boyes, Graham Borley, Steve Wilkins and Geoff Gibb and all were warmly welcomed by our Captain David O’Connor. Now to the competition proper.Division 1 Winner Trevor Baker with 37 points playing off 11.3 2nd Place Bill Pike with 34 points playing off 15.1 3rd Place Terry Oram with 34 points playing off 17.5 4th Place Ken Millar with 33 Points playing off 6.8 Division 2 Winner Graham Haslam with 40 points playing off 27.4

2nd Place Brian Barden with 39 points off 18.2 3rd Place Paul Singh with 33 points off 24.4 4th Place David Blakeley with 33 points off 19.9 Nearest the hole at Hole No 5 with their second shot was Danny Herron with and at Hole No 16 closest to the hole was Stella Fox with 4 meters. We had four two’s today and they were by Donna Green (Naturally), Donal Murphy, Ron Webb and Paul Singh. The number of “Balls in the Water” was 78, which is very low, and nobody guessed this number, so the money will be car-

ried forward to next week. In the Semi Final of the “Match Play Plate” Competition, there was an upset, when Stella Fox defeated Mike Cuerden by 3/2. Well done to Stella, and well done to Mike for being so gracious in defeat. If any member or guest would like to play with the Pego Golf Society, and who wouldn’t, as we are playing a “Pairs Combined ” Competition” please contact our secretary and send an e-mail to Penny Barden at pegohandicapsec@gmail.com or enter through our website www.pegogolfsociety.com. A warm welcome awaits you.

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Volkswagen’s Sebastien Ogier sealed his fourth WRC Drivers’ title with victory on RallyRACC Catalunya - Rally de Espana 13 - 16 October. It was Ogier’s fifth victory of the season and means he now emulates Tommi Makinen and Juha Kankkunen, the only other men to have also won the WRC Drivers’ title four times, although he still has some way to go to match ninetime winner Sebastien Loeb. Ogier took the lead on Friday’s opening loop, although heavy rain made the going extremely tricky. In the afternoon, however, Ogier then slipped back to second, with local star Dani Sordo making the most of his better road position to surge into the lead, ending the leg with a 17 second cushion. On day two, Ogier hunted down the Hyundai pilot, halving his advantage in the morning, and finally re-taking top spot with his fifth stage win in succession in the penultimate test. Heading into the final day, Ogier had a 5.8sec advantage, which he increased to 12.7secs after Stages 16 and 17. Ogier was then second best in Stage 18 and he pushed to the end and was second fastest in the final test.Meanwhile, Sordo had to settle for the runners-up spot, 15.6secs back and unable to realise his hope of becoming the first Spaniard to win at home since Carlos Sainz back in 1995. “Really disappointed but I need to offer Seb my congratulations. I did my best, and I want to thank my fans for their support. I did my maximum,” Sordo noted. Hyundai team-mates Thierry Neuville and the up-coming star Hayden Paddon came in third and fourth, split by only 12.8secs. Whilst this years Hyundai i20 cars were amazingly fast & agile, when asked how different next years cars will be Hayden replied “ the cars are lighter, about 15% faster and they sound a lot better . Because of the advancement in technology we can now extract more power from a 1.6 engine”. An incredible 380bhp!! Neuville now moves up to second in the Drivers’ Championship, equal on points with Andreas Mikkelsen, who failed to finish after spectacularly crashing out on Saturday in Stage 12. Sunday saw a spectacular pass of the historic rally cars much to the delight of the crowds. The World Rally Championship now heads to Wales next for Rally GB, the penultimate round of the season, running from October 28-30.

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28 years as a Citroen dealer CITROEN BENIJOFAR is celebrating 28 years as a dealership and to celebrate invites all its customers and friends to a party on Saturday 29th October from 9am to 3pm. It is an opportunity for everyone to enjoy a drink and some traditional tapas while helping celebrate the Citroen Benijofar milestone. It is one of the oldest and well-established Citroen dealerships. Founded as a family business many years ago by Antonio García Gonzalez, it started life as a repair shop for bicycles and motorbikes, becoming a Ducati dealership and was run by his two sons in the days when cars were rarely seen in Benijofar or the southern Costa Blanca. Then 28 years ago, in 1988, the company was offered the opportunity to become an official Citroen dealership, and it has been ever since. Back then, the company was called Autos Huertas and it was run by Antonio´s son and the father of Noelia and Mariola Antonio García Huertas as cars became more popular they started to sell and repair cars. Eight years ago, when their father Antonio García Huertas officially retired sisters Noelia and Mariola García took over the family business. Under the watchful eye of their father Antonio, they have grown the business into Benijofar´s most successful full service automobile centre. The name PAR MOTOR has two meanings: PAR being the power of two, in this case the two sisters, and PAR MOTOR,

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