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Flaming heroes TWO COSTA Blanca communities united to fight the devastation and chaos of the massive blaze triggered by arsonists intent on spreading chaos. Continued on pages 4 & 5

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THE VETERANS of the emergency response to the massive fire that swept across Javea and Benitachell can probably walk into any bar in either town and find a host of drinks waiting for them – and still enjoy a cava breakfast on the house. The firefighters both local and those bussed in to take on the blaze threatening to destroy homes and property left dog-tired knowing they had won the day – and will probably have to report to medics next week suffering from repetitive strain injury after shaking so many hands. And while the ground troops – more than 500 in the land army – left to the applause of people grateful for their sterling efforts; those in the air should also be remembered for their bravery as they bombed the heart out of the fire. The police are on the trail of those responsible; such is the mood of local residents it is hoped officers of the law catch them first. No one has exactly suggested lynching them but several wags want them to play with the bulls at the next fiesta…possibly in shackle to even things up a bit. A big well done from RTN Towers to the voluntary firemen of Javea, those of the Civil Protection and the ISVH Bomberos de Balcon al Mar – the latter team is being shown a big thanks in the amounts being donated for new equipment. They´ll probably enjoy a pint or two as well!

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DOCTOR WHO writer Victor Pemberton went time travelling in a 35-day Arctic Adventure but is now safely back in his Costa Blanca home after 11,000km behind the wheel. by Jack Troughton The epic solo journey saw the 85-year-old negotiate Europe’s highways and byways to reach Bodo in Norway – 100 miles into the Arctic Circle – and get back to Spain, raising money for Help for Heroes. And now reunited with his two dogs Bubble and Squeak, in the car the writer, actor, and script writer for the iconic made 70 YouTube broadcasts along the way as he drove his car ‘Hattie’ and listened to the advice of ‘Sophie’ his sat-nav. “I am told I’m something of an inspiration to elderly people now,” he told RTN. “Showing life is not about just sitting at home in an armchair, watching television and staring at the walls. “Help for Heroes tells me I’m an inspiration too and they are in awe of me. I am just a little proud to have done it.” Victor, who created two complete Doctor Who series and was a script editor for the show, is also an actor and author – he has written 20 novels set in World War Two London. “It was an absolute mountainous experience. You learn not only about the countries and the people but something higher than that, you learn about yourself,” he said. “You are totally on your own most of the time. It was quite scary; sometimes you didn’t see another car for three hours; mile after mile you would not see anything. “I decided it was not the place to break down but nothing happened and the car behaved herself beautifully...and the scenery was wonderful.” He said he was spurred on knowing he was raising money for a “wonderful cause” and while money is still coming in, hopes to have raised thousands to support the men and women of the British Armed Forces who risked their lives for their country.

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Flaming SPECIAL REPORT WITH RTN

The biggest fire on record swept across parts afternoon following an act of “environmental and public property and protected forested by Jack Troughton TWO COSTA Blanca communities united to fight the devastation and chaos of the massive blaze triggered by arsonists intent on spreading chaos. The biggest fire on record swept across parts of Javea and Benitachell from Sunday afternoon following an act of “environmental terrorism”, burning 820 hectares of private and public property and protected forested parkland. On the front line a small army of more than 500 firefighters battled to bring the flames under control on the ground, supported by up to 20 aircraft; seaplanes and helicopters bombarding the fire with water. And away from the action, volunteers were at a local school to help some of the 1,400 people evacuated from their homes; people prepared food and drinks for the firemen and the residents forced to flee – other volunteered accommodation in their homes. In Javea 16 urbanisations were cleared and in Benitachell, residents in certain areas were forced to leave their homes. It is feared 20 properties were lost and around 100 damaged in the Granadella area. The military was drafted in to help volunteer firemen, professionals, and forest fire specialists – Civil Protection units were mobilised and Guardia Civil, Local Police and the Red Cross were all needed in the lengthy battle. The fire was extinguished on Wednesday but ‘hot spots’ were still being monitored across the area as RTN went to press. The hunt is now on for those responsible for starting the original fires and the firebugs

who lit copy cats. It is understood two teenagers were arrested in Javea but the police are also searching for others. Jerry cans thought to have held petrol have been found as the investigation continues. Alan Lawton, the Commandant of the volunteer fire brigade ISVH Bomberos of Balcon al Mar, said his team of 16 were involved from the first “shout” when the alarm was sounded at the entrance to Cumbre del Sol in Benitachell. EMPTY Speaking on Tuesday morning, he said: “Since then we have been out for 28 hours. We are now on an official stand down...to be honest we are running on empty. “It has been so hot; inside our protective jackets it is like being inside an oven but that’s what we are trained for. “Looking at the whole thing, it has been totally exhausting but after around 10 hours you just go into overdrive and just keep going.” Javea has two volunteer brigades. A Civil Protection team is based in the Old Town on

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of Javea and Benitachell from Sunday terrorism”, burning 820 hectares of private parkland. by Jack Troughton one side of the resort and Alan and his colleagues, ex-professionals or former military firemen, on the other, at Balcon al Mar. Alan said everyone had given their all fighting the fires. “The police and Guardia Civil who live in Javea have worked so many hours – I have seen officers just leaning against a wall just totally gone, exhausted, because they have worked so hard. “We have had Guardia officers helping with our hoses – everyone has been working together.” Alan said the initial fire was declared out when flames started on the mountain between Javea and Benitachell outside the perimeter established by firefighters. Flames were swept along by strong westerly winds but as emergency services tried to contain a fire, others were started. A huge plume of dense black smoke filled the sky, hot ashes and cinders also started pockets of fire. SNOWSTORM “It was like a snowstorm as ashes fell,” said Terry and Eileen Saville, who were evacuated from their home at Cap Marti and stayed with friends. “As night fell we could see the flames getting nearer; it was very frightening. “There were gas bottles exploding in the darkness – an intense white light with a bright blue centre.” Benny and Eileen Davis were forced to leave their home near the Arenal as flames were just 50m away. Benny said: “It was absolute chaos with cars going

everywhere and the roundabouts and roads were choked. “It was like a disaster movie with where no one knows what is happening, a story of chaos and non-organisation. There was no information available from the town hall at that point on Sunday night.” And the President of the Valencia Government Ximo Puig visited the central command post of the fire and viewed the affected area from a helicopter, saying: “We are facing environmental terrorism; affecting the natural heritage of Valencia and the lives of many people.” Javea Mayor Jose Chulvi said the town had despaired at seeing the devastation of the fire. “In these terrible hours we have suffered a lot of pain but we have also seen examples of good work, effort and solidarity that we will never forget. “In the command post, a police car and a helicopter I was next to all the people who fought a truly devastating fire; my feelings towards them is genuine admiration and respect.” And he said he was “proud” how residents had worked together to overcome the tragedy. An appeal has been launched to buy new equipment for IVSH Bomberos. Yesterday morning 7,195€ had been donated in 24 hours by 130 people towards a 10,000€ target – anyone wishing to helpcan go to www.gofundme.com/ ISVHbomberos/donate.

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Armed robber caught NATIONAL POLICE officers have arrested a 27-year-old Norwegian for armed robbery after he threatened staff with a blowtorch in a Benidorm chemist shop. by Caroline Tyszka At the pharmacy near Severo Ochoa, the bandit entered the premises with his face covered by a hood and told employees that he would set them alight if they did not comply with his demands. Brandishing the blowtorch he entered into the back room of the chemist and stole 284 euros before making his escape through a nearby car park. Fortunately for the officers an eyewitness was able to tell them where the robber had gone and after a brief chase on foot the man was arrested. Following investigations into the Norwegianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s criminal records it transpired that he had also been involved in another burglary at a hotel room in July, not far from the pharmacy.

Drought forces water restrictions

THE DROUGHT plaguing many towns in the Marina Baixa has forced one town hall to set restrictions for supplies. TĂĄrbena, which usually receives its water from the well of the Murta, now faces a week of limited supply after 10 pm every evening. The town, unlike others in the area, is not part of the consortium of local water and has been self-sufficient in supplying the residents through the well.

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Bogus doctor arrested POLICE HAVE arrested a man who had been practicing as a doctor despite having no formal medical qualifications. by Caroline Tyszka He acted as a specialised doctor at a clinic in Torrevieja. Officers were alerted to the situation following complaints to the authorities from patients who felt they had not been treated correctly. During the investigation, detectives inspected the facility where they discovered equipment needed for a medical practice. However, the practice and its areas of expertise were not registered with the relevant agencies in Valencia as a practice. The clinic, tucked away on a remote urbanisation where most of the residents are British, was immediately closed and the man posing as a doctor was arrested. Officers found the accused had no formal qualifications to practice medicine and the case is now with the judicial authority of Torrevieja.

Gored in bull run Young bull runner Jose Angel Lopez - known as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Chichiâ&#x20AC;? and something of an expert - was injured during the third bull run at the Feria del Arroz de Calasparra. Lopez was caught by the bull whilst trying to jump behind the safety fence. As he made for the fence, the chasing bull caught him in the leg with its horn. According to witnesses, the young man was gored in the outer side of the leg along the calf. He was taken for treatment and although there was significant muscle damage and the bone was exposed, there was no fracture.

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Chair person wanted THEATRE GROUP Sounds Familiar is hoping to find someone with a wing-backed chair needed for its next production, an adaptation of the Dickens’ classic ‘A Christmas Carol’. by JACK TROUGHTON The full musical production is already in rehearsal for this winter’s show and the cast and crew are busy working on costumes, a set, and props, to bring the a Christmas past alive. And the group believe a wing-backed chair will help bring the home of one Ebenezer Scrooge to life. Anyone willing to lend such a piece of furniture to Sounds Familiar for the production – to be staged at the Casa de Cultura, Calpe, on Wednesday 30th November and Thursday 1st December – is asked to call Philip Ashley on 96 558 1483 or email info@soundfamiliar.es.

Landmark makeover

THE CROSS on the Serra Gelada that looks down on Benidorm has received some tender loving care, with town hall workers cleaning the area of rubbish and repainting where visitors had left graffiti. A town hall spokesperson has asked that those visiting should respect and care for the popular tourist landmark so that others can also enjoy the magnificent views and surrounding fauna.

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Volleyball murder trial by Rhiannan Bell THE MURDER trial of the alleged killers of a Dutch volleyball player and her partner is scheduled to start on Wednesday 28th of September – with witnesses giving evidence from Holland via a live video link. Sportswoman Ingrid Visser and boyfriend Lodewijk Severein are said to have been kidnapped, tortured and killed over a row over business. Ingrid and Lodewijk vanished shortly after checking into a hotel in the city of Murcia on 13th May, 2013. They were supposed to meet a

doctor the next day, but when they failed to turn up for the appointment the authorities were alerted. The couple´s rental car was found in a city street more than a week later. And the bodies were found buried in a shallow grave in a lemon grove two weeks after they disappeared. Prosecutors will allege Ingrid and Lodewijk were abducted and tortured prior to being killed. Spanish police later arrested Juan Cuenca Lorente, ex-director of the volleyball club CAV Murcia, and Romanian nationals Valentin Ion and Constatin Stan for the murders. The police stated that there were “certain business disagreements” between the murdered couple and the three suspects.

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EMERGENCY SERVICES worked overtime after a succession of wildfires struck along the Costa Blanca this week – police reporting “the hand of man” played a role in setting fires. by Jack Troughton

At one time “out of control” the huge blaze engulfing the holiday resorts of Javea and Benitachell made international news but the sky was filled with smoke in other communities and beauty spots. Fires on the Sierra de Bernia, Gata de Gorgos, on the mountains near Lliber and at La Nucia, all served as a timely reminder for people to take care in the tinder-dry countryside, again suffering a severe drought. The worst of these started near Bolulla on Monday night and destroyed some 600 hectares of the fragile mountainside of the Sierra de Bernia. Valencia government delegate Juan Carlos Moragues described it as “an ecological disaster”. Firefighters backed by air support managed to contain the flames within a perimeter stretching from Bolulla to Taberna, across to Callosa d’en Sarria and the hills above Jalon. The emergency response was helped as temperatures and the wind dropped during the night but 100 people were evacuated from some 40 properties during the alert. And the Guardia Civil believes the blaze was started in a case of “negligence or arson” as they investigate the cause. However, officers are also following up reports of a barbeque being lit near woodland.

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Keeping a close watch Recycled art show NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH Spain held its Annual General Meeting – unusually one of two for the growing association – on Saturday underlining its determination to keep crime figures down. by Jack Troughton There are some 54 branches and some 60,000 members between Denia and Malaga and the national body hopes to keep raising its profile and links with the authorities to combat thefts and scams. And new President Adam Stone told local branch members: “What we are trying to do is get Neighbourhood Watch in every urbanisation and cut crime across Spain – everyone is doing a great job but we would like to hear more about how to assist you.” He admitted there was a communication problem between the central committee and individual branches – to enable the sharing of information from a local level to different areas. And he said: “We have to communicate to keep everything going... otherwise we are dead. Ideally every lead coordinator and coordinator should be in touch with the national association. “I would also like to see Neighbourhood Watch signs on every urbanisation, they really do reduce crime.” The meeting heard how there were still “many crimes and scams old and new happening everywhere” ranging from the opportunist thief to the professional criminal. SEASON As an example, the height of the tourist season sent crime “through the roof” – people forgetting the advice to remove car hire company stickers from their vehicles as they collected them. “What the sticker says is ‘I am a visitor...rob me’,” said press officer Scott Blair. “All we can advise is when people get the car; take the sticker off.” He said he needed information to pass on regarding crime in

general to raise publicity and help warn others. “Unfortunately, it sometimes seems either there’s no crime in Spain or people have forgotten to send me an email to say something has happened. “Neighbourhood Watch is really a warning system. If you see or hear any scams or crimes, I can let all our colleagues know and the press can mkake a general article and let everyone else know.” Scott added: “We need to be able to make a generic case and help other people be aware of what is happening.” Pictured (from left) are outgoing Neighbourhood Watch Spain President Geoff Salter, new President Adam Stone, and press officer Scott Blair.

Murcia Mayor José Ballesta and members of his government team on a walk along the embankment last Saturday to view the innovative art creations adorning the city’s bridges. The designs, all made from recycled items have been put together by local artists to bring life to the river as it passes through the heart of the city. Initially, the works were only to be displayed for the duration of the Murcia Fiesta celebrations. However, the response has been so positive the mayor hopes to keep the works of art in place until Christmas.

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Machete mugging by Rhiannan Bell TWO ROBBERS armed with a machete have been arrested after attempting to mug a couple on their way to watch a sports match at Roquetas de Mar Sports Pavilion. The man and woman were approached by the two alleged robbers last month; one threatening them with the lethal weapon. The victims later reported to police that while they were walking to the stadium they saw a seemingly normal looking couple walking towards them. As they couples passed each other, the male pounced and held a machete to the man’s neck while the female accomplice screamed: “Give me what you have, give me the phone.” A struggle ensued and while the female victim ran off screaming for help, her partner managed to get the weapon from the attacker, although he received various wounds to his wrists during the scuffle. The two robbers ran from the scene. Following an investigation, the Guardia Civil arrested the alleged attackers aged 33 and 36, both residents of Roquetas de Mar.

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Kung Fu Oscar

MARTIAL ARTS expert and actor Jackie Chan is to receive a lifetime achievement Oscar from the all-powerful Academy by Jack Troughton The 62-year-old, once billed as the new Bruce Lee, has forged a successful Hollywood career for not only his Kung Fu moves but also an easy charm and comic style in a series of blockbusters. He is currently one of the favourite characters in the endearing series of Kung Fu Panda - he plays ‘Monkey’, one of the legendary ‘Furious Five’, helping Jack Black’s portly panda to glory. Born in Hong Kong, Chan made his movie debut at the age of eight. He has acted, sometimes written and directed more than 30 martial art firms in the former British colony. He currently stars in the science fiction action film ‘Bleeding Steel’ – which has gone into production in Australia and is currently billed as the biggest budget Chinese film ever shot there. Last month he was ranked the second-highest paid actor in the world with estimated 2016 earnings of US dollars 61 million, just behind ‘Fast and Furious’ star Dwayne Johnson. Also receiving a lifetime achievement award this November in the 2016 Governors Awards is documentary maker Frederick Wiseman; British film editor Anne V Coates; and casting director Lynn Stalmaster.

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“Grandpa tell me a story” contest A LOCAL town has launched its 6th literary competition entitled “Grandpa tell me a story” in a bid to build relationships between youngsters and the elderly. by Caroline Tyszka The Department of Aging and the Association of Pensioners in La Nucia hopes it can encourage the relationships between Grandparents and their young relatives using the world of fairy tales, writing and painting about

how they spent their summer holidays. Anyone over the age of 50 with grandchildren up to the age of 12 can enter, with the only requirement is one of the applicants is registered as a resident. Stories can be submitted in either Catalan, Castilian or English with prizes being given for the top three. Beatriz Perez-Hickman, councillor for the elderly, said: “It is

an enriching activity for both grandparents and grandchildren, a way of putting to paper those imaginary or invented stories from family history or culture.” The winning entry will be published by the La Nucia town hall, with the deadline of September 30th there is plenty of time for some creative writing. Full details can be found at www.lanucia.es.

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Farewell to “holidays in peace” kids by Caroline Tyszka A HOLIDAY scheme to help Saharawi children enjoy a break from their refugee camps has said farewell to this year’s guests with a party. The Department of Social Welfare in Alfaz del Pi organised the party at the town´s sports centre for the visiting children and their host families. The “holidays in peace” programme helps hundreds of children from the camps spend July and August with families throughout Spain. Locally 12 children, between the ages of 8 and

13, were taken in by families from Alfaz del Pi, Altea and Benidorm. Organised by the Expedition Association Juita-Friends of the Saharawi people of the Marina Baixa the president, Quim Sanblancat, attended to personally thank all the families who had helped enrich the young children’s life over the summer period. Members of the Alfaz del Pi council were also present and Councillor for Social Welfare, Vicenta Baldo highlighted the recently renewed agreement with the association for giving 6,000€ to help with the visually impaired children in the refugee camps in Tindouf. “It is a project for school integration of blind and visually impaired children with the help of the Municipality of L’Alfas del Pi in past years and in the future, first with the construction of the school and later with maintenance,” he explained.

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Get back the money lost buying off plan

Huma Mediterranean: a new success Again we want to share with you another successful claim regarding deposits paid and money paid in advance, that buyers had lost in buying off plan properties in Spain. Again it was married couple affected in the development known as Almanzora Country Club developed by the company Huma Mediterraneo SL, which is currently in an insolvency process. In this case, Mr. and Mrs. L, British nationals, lost â&#x201A;Ź 80,250 that was paid to the said developer to account HUMA had a Spanish bank. Unfortunately no guarantee for the money paid was given to my client, and neither the developer nor the bank accept repayment of the money lost. From White Baos, we initiated a legal claim against the bank, claiming for the deposit paid by our clients, plus interest (which in these cases can reach a very high amount, almost half of the amount paid) and the legal costs, etc. So, again, the Court Number 4 of the town of Totana, in Murcia, in its judgment 41 of 2016, declared as stated in our claim, than according to the law 57/68 and majority jurisprudence, and especially the recent court precedents from the Supreme Court of Spain, as the judgment of the First Section of this Supreme Court dated on the 21th of December 2015, that the bankâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s responsibility is evident, since this entity had not only opened in the name of the developer the special bank account where customers paid the deposits and their payments on account of the final prices, and therefore the bank must check that the money paid by buyers was guaranteed by the developer through a bank guarantee or an insurance policy, but also, this bank approved a general bank guarantee line for this development. The court thus, agreed fully with the claim and ordered the bank to refund the amount claimed by buyers, plus interest and costs, even if our customers had not been given either by the bank or by the promoter, any individual guarantee for paid by them. Also in this case, the bank has not appealed the court decision, which is now definitive, and the principal of the claim has been already paid back by the bank, leaving only pending that the court states the exact interests and costs that the bank must pay also to our clients. We invite to all those affected in this development, or who have lost the money paid buying a property off plan, to contact us to check if they have a grounds to claim. Contact us and we will help you.

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Christina Brady

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How low can deposit account rates go? They are already too low is the answer if you look at the rates currently being offered on UK and Spanish deposit accounts, they are not even keeping up with inflation. So to put it bluntly if you place your money in a deposit account to generate income you are already losing money before you take any income and if you put it there for growth, you have no chance. UK banks are slashing their rates even as I write this article, • The rate on Santander UK’s famous 1-2-3 current account will drop from 3% to 1.5%, on balances up to 20,000 pounds from November and increase account charges. • Barclays Plc has cut its rate on its flagship Everyday Saver account, which houses the majority of the lender’s savings deposits, to a flat rate of 0.25% from August and this is set to fall further to just 0.05% on all balances from December. • HSBC Holdings Plc is slashing the rate on its Easy Access ISAs from 1.30% to 0.90% from Sept. 29 while bonus rates on the Online Bonus Saver — as a reward for not making a withdrawal — are being cut to 0.15-0.25% in the second year, from 0.25-0.50%. • Lloyds Banking Group and Halifax have cut the rate on the Easy Saver account by 10 basis points (bps) to 0.25%. • From the end of October, Royal Bank of Scotland Group Plc’s flagship NatWest Instant Saver account will offer 0.01% interest. • Finally, TSB Banking Group Plc and Virgin Money Holdings UK Plc have also announced rate cuts with the former’s fixed-rate accounts lower by 25 bps, and the latter’s easy-access variable savings products cut by 20-26 bps. With the Banks offering you so little interest or even no interest on your money now and for the foreseeable future and inflation rising there has never been a better time to invest if you want the potential for growth.

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Band’s last stand THE ROMMY Baker Big Band is reforming for a charity party Saturday 24th September – and possibly its final public performance. by Jack Troughton The band reunited last February to recreate the swing era for a concert in memory of founder Rommy who died in 2015. Such was the demand for tickets for the sell-out show, the band played again the following month for fans unable to attend the original gig. And now the band has been persuaded to get together again for a final show in the picturesque grounds of the Sanatorio de Fontilles, in the Val de Laguar, near Orba. Deputy leader Dave Bullock will guide the musicians through a programme packed with the best of the great swing bands of the forties and fifties; including Count Basie, Glen Miller, Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, and Stan Kenton. The band is starring at ‘Herbstfest, an open air charity event including the typical ingredients of a German festival including beer and wine at 1€, wonderful sausages at 2€, and other cakes and goodies. The party starts at 4pm and the band is scheduled to take to the stage at 5pm. Tickets are 10€, available on the day or in advance by calling Ilse on 96 578 8840. Parties of five or more can reserve a table in advance. Fontilles was built as a centre for the treatment of leprosy patients and remains a training centre for doctors and nurses who hope to work overseas; it is also home to a hospital.

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ACROSS 1. Fussy about just one item? (10) 7. Time of year in which Capri looks its best (5) 8. Agreeing to a nap? (7) 10. Hand over a representative (8) 11. Pole enters by way of a special permit (4) 13. Choice form of potion (6) 15. The force of emphasis (6) 17. Unproductive sort of raid (4) 18. Boring task for the affluent (4-2-2) 21. Old map I produced for a degree (7) 22. Turning points in revolutions (5) 23. He should recognise golden opportunities when he sees them (10) DOWN 1. I get a number to follow through danger (5) 2. One girl I converted to the faith (8) 3. Hotel having tea break is natural (6) 4. Free from any sound of disturbance (4) 5. Inane is another way of putting this (7) 6. This fight will be very close (4-2-4) 9. Where they try to force soldiers to be good? (10) 12. Stout fellow broke the law in the beginning (8) 14. Accident-prone excursionist? (7) 16. A household word in France (6) 19. Vessel carrying fuel from Loire (5) 20. Plenty of sites for builders (4) ACROSS 1. Lawful (10) 7. Once more (5) 8. Called (7) 10. Value highly (8) 11. Standard (4) 13. A dish (6) 15. Coloured pencil (6) 17. Pile (4) 18. Figure of speech (8) 21. Model (7) 22. Perform (5) 23. Interpreted (10) DOWN 1. Depart (5) 2. Desperado (8) 3. Inn (6) 4. Reverie (4) 5. Completely (7) 6. Warship (10) 9. Grow worse (10) 12. Embellish (8) 14. Renegade (7) 16. Dog-house (6) 19. Listened to (5) 20. Eager (4)

Sudoku

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 38.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

life&leisure #horoscopes

Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A time to use your positive energies to upgrade and transform all aspects of your life. This is not change for changes sake but a real opportunity to sweep as a new broom instead of just under the carpet. As the Sun trines with Pluto you will find you are looking at things with a renewed insight of what really does need to come next in the current scheme! Many of the positive aspects of Libra are found in the forthcoming Venus sextile with Saturn. This is because Saturn is exalted in Libra and Venus is its leader. There is no need to sacrifice the happiness of others but a strong need for you to subscribe to your simple good manners. Money also comes to you from an unexpected claim of a business source

Dazzle others by having your say and let your inner voice be heard for a change. If people do not like what they hear, then that isn’t your fault; and your speech will inspire those who seek to control you in some way. Above all, with your integrity intact, you will also attract the respect and recognition and reputation that you do, so rightly, deserve!

Balancing dwarf planet Ceres is ensconced with Venus bringing a light on the love you are currently hiding inside. Not loving yourself has done you no favours whatsoever, and so, it is high time to work with the inner you. Who Knows? You may even find that you can fall in love with who you are and not who you were, that’s important! Sweep away any negativity this week as the Sun, your planetary leader, squares on Saturn. Whilst this could be seen as putting obstacles in the way it is merely asking you to double check on what you are doing and what impact it may have for others who are implicated at this stage. Somebody will have to learn a lesson this week, but it won’t be you. Venus takes on Neptune and this starts the development of a corner in which it would be prudent to watch expenses. Find alternative ways that let you keep your money where it should be, and if this means having to say no to someone then that is the way you have to play it. Finance is under the spotlight; you know it makes sense to be careful

The Venus sextile with Saturn spurs you on to get the right answers that you need right now. It has been hard waiting for news that appears to be a long time in coming; and this does little to alleviate the position you are in, through no fault of your own. Stick to your guns, in your heart of hearts you do know that faith will see you through! Secrets and lies have pointed the finger of blame to somebody you know very well is innocent. Someone has delighted in stirring things up because this is not to be merely passed off as someone getting hold of the wrong end of the stick. Use that sting in your tail to make others see the foolishness of their ways and stick firmly to your principles. Mercury conjuncts with Jupiter bringing fresh light to a situation that would otherwise have long gone out of control. Stick to your guns because your version of the truth is not what others are saying; as they have to use a vivid imagination to concoct a story based around their guilt. Time will tell, but meanwhile, remember you have other fish to fry! The Saturn and Venus sextile brings back a nostalgia of the past as it is time for a trip along Memory Lane once more. Looking back cannot hurt you but living in the past is just not appropriate now or ever. Much water has passed under the bridge, but you are about to put your skills and talents into play, and when you do then things will work. Neptune brushes past Venus at the end of a busy week. You have been beset by minor irritating changes to your schedule, missed or cancelled appointments and a wasting of your time; which seems to be very precious to you right now. This is not the time to sign on the dotted line, wait until next week when Saturn squares on synchronicity! Neptune is opposed by the Sun, and this action blocks your way forward for just long enough to allow you to see the current error of your ways. There is no need to reinvent yourself, but accept that there are aspects not fully revealed to you, and that the truth will only hurt those who made all this a mountain out of a molehill in the first place!

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Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

Kenny, my horoscope last week was a joy to read, it seemed to be speaking just to me, and it made me realise that I now have to get on with things rather than sit and wait for change to come into my life. My husband, who never reads his horoscope ever, has started to read his stars too, which if you knew him is a great compliment to you! Jenny S. Thank you Jenny! It is great to have your feedback. Of course casting a few weekly lines that take in all aspects of the many transits relevant for each sign is an undertaking. The reason that all horoscopes are different is because the interpretation is always up to the Astrologer. I try to back every casting I do with relevant Cosmic planetary actions across the Zodiac; but it is hard to cover such a multitude of planetary activity with depth, in just a few lines. I am glad that your husband takes a peek at his stars too...and not just when he’s waiting in the dentist’s surgery. A compliment indeed!

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

Look at things from all angles before you make a decision you may live to regret. So much is up in the balance right now, but the Universe provides and the Cosmos is sending out a clear message that things are going to be better for you the second time around!

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

life&leisure #auntyvirus

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Not responding Hi Aunty, Every time I single click or double click onto a file or folder I get a notification ‘not responding’ and a small blue circle appears. It takes time before the circle disappears and the file or folder opens. It is extremely frustrating having to wait and if I have a list of items to add or delete in various files it takes a long time before I have finished. Have you any advice you can give me to stop this time wasting? Thanking you Hugh

Response: A bit tricky to diagnose accurately without knowing what operating system you are having the issue on, so I will assume a Windows system. These issues can happen for a number of reasons. The main one is a corrupt system file somewhere. You can correct this by booting into safe mode, going to Command Prompt for Administrators and running the System File Check by running the command : sfc /scannow This will check the system files and attempt to correct them automatically. It may also be an issue with the default program you are trying to use to open a file. It may also be an issue with your “menu” system. Some programs add items to your “right click” menu system, and some of them may not be compatible. So your “not responding” could be an issue with an recently added program.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

life&leisure #gardening

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The garden is mightier than the pen DICK HANDSCOMBE has laid down his pen after nearly a decade of writing gardening features for RTN – but his love affair with the great outdoors continues. by Jack Troughton He has played a key part in a series of books advising on how to get the best from gardens – even if they are on apartment terraces – including how to have a ‘waterless’ garden, and how to enjoy harvests of healthy fruit and vegetables. However, with his 80th birthday approaching, Spain’s bestknown expatriate gardener has decided to throw off the chains of newspaper deadlines and publishers’ timetables. Dick will continue as a guest speaker for various groups along the coast but intends to enjoy his own garden in La Drova, inland from Gandia, about to come alive after the heat of the summer. “My first garden book was for the Costa Blanca News after we walked across Spain in June and August 1998; after that we started writing articles around gardening, travel and recipes,” he said. “I didn’t intend to start writing because I wanted to do a natural medicine course but Geoff Gartland, the former owner of RTN, called and invited me to the office. That was a week after my 70th birthday and we started writing solely about gardening for RTN. “Every now and then there was a totally new idea; like using succulents for window boxes rather than traditional geraniums.” WILDLIFE He said even people with just a “lovely terrace” can sit out and enjoy nature and tempt wildlife into the garden. “In my garden I have several shaded areas to sit in out of the sun and enjoy wildlife – up here in La Drova there is about 50 different species of birds that visit regularly.” Birdsong is never far away, Dick has an aviary with a number brightly coloured breeding pairs and a new project is given space in two nearby hutches – home to Belgium Giant rabbits. The giant bunnies grow to be up to 12.5kg in weight and were popular in the war to breed and beat meat rationing. “I decided having a couple might be fun – the buck and doe actually got together before they were meant to and there’s already a growing family. They are more interesting to me than a cat or a dog.” Dick added: “I also thought I would start to paint. I have been on art courses but totally messed up with all the travelling, working on my plot, and writing for 10 years.” He believes the best time for gardening or walking in Spain is the morning – also the best time for being creative and ‘retiring’ from writing will give more time to indulge in all his other hobbies.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

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Skip beats stress

LIFESTYLE COACH Skip Archimedes knows the pressure of the modern world can build up a head of steam in everyone but has a method to help beat stress. by Jack Troughton He advises following a simple strategy to deal with the problem, part of his plan to help people stay Forever Young and the latest of RTN’s ‘Skip’s Tips’. Skip, who hosts a free day on the Costa Blanca on Saturday 15th October – a rescheduled date - to explain his philosophy, said: “All of us have experiences in life that flood our minds and bodies with stress. “Think about it, we have mental stress, emotional stress, physical stress, relationship stress, work stress, food stress, and drink stress…we are surrounded by stress; wow, isn’t that inspiring?” He said it was impossible to make stress vanish but there were ways of dealing with problem. “We all know that we’re not going to be able to cut the stress out of our lives but we can come up with strategies to deal with the stress. “Here’s a little winner that you can use the next time you feel yourself getting stressed. Remember, stress will age you faster than anything else and we literally poison ourselves in those moments.” Skip said when people were stressed they stopped breathing deep in their diaphragm and started taking short shallow breaths – starving the cells of their bodies of “good oxygen”, their most important nutrient. And he said when eating under stress, the foods being taken in were poisoned; even if they were healthy. “So what do we do?” he asked. “Stop what you’re doing and take a time out from stress. Simply take a few minutes and focus on breathing deeply into your belly.” Skip advised breathing in for a count of two; hold the air in for a count of eight, and slowly exhaling over a count of four. “Repeat this for a few minutes and notice the difference in how you feel. Then if you wish to eat or drink something your body will receive a much greater gift.” A guide to ‘Supercharged Cleansing Breaths’ can be found at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPi0Fy446I&featur e=youtu.be. Skip added: “Here’s to the healthier, happier, younger looking and younger feeling you. I challenge you to try my tips

because you will feel and look better; which can only be a good thing.” The free Forever Young day is scheduled to take place at the

Denia Marriott Hotel on Saturday 15th October. For more information and to register, go to http://skiparchimedes. com/foreveryoung.

Do you want to tread the boards? THE BROADWAY Performance Academy is holding an open evening for any budding actors, singers, dancers and stage hands who would like to be involved in two new shows. On September 14th between 6 pm and 8 pm anyone interested is invited to ‘The Studio’ at Edificio Albeniz in Alfaz del Pi to meet the team and find out a bit more about the group´s upcoming shows. The Academy is casting ‘Snow White’ - and a twist on the ‘Mama Mia’ hit called ‘Madre Mia’ a collaboration with Theatre del Sol. Matt King, writer, producer and director, has been working hard with his team to make the scripts as exciting as ever, always with a few surprises for the audience. Everyone is invited to The Studio open house, alternatively people can call Matt on 678657136; Beki 636929680 or email broadwaydance@gmail.com.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

friday 9th September BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Dom on the Spot 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Yes Chef 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Would I Lie to You? 22:00 We Love Sitcom 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 New Tricks 00:35 Film The Heist

BBC2

6:45 Fake Britain 7:30 Dom on the Spot 8:15 Yes Chef 9:00 Eat Well for Less? 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Edge 14:45 Three Up, Two Down 15:15 Hi-de-Hi! 15:45 Yes Minister 16:15 Wild Burma: Nature’s Lost Kingdom 17:15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Debatable 19:30 Make Me an Egghead 20:00 Garden Rescue 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Gardeners’ World 22:30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 Weather 23:30 Newsnight 00:05 Film Frances Ha

saturday 10th September BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:00 Football Focus 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:15 Athletics 15:15 Athletics 17:15 Final Score 18:10 BBC News 18:20 BBC London News; Weather 18:30 Film Toy Story 2 (1999) 20:00 Pointless Celebrities 20:50 The National Lottery Live 21:00 Casualty 21:50 BBC Proms 2016 23:30 BBC News; Weather 23:50 National Lottery Update 23:50 Match of the Day 00:20 Reggie Yates: Touchdown USA

BBC2

6:10 This Is BBC Two 7:10 Film Annie Oakley (1935) 8:40 Film Best of the Badmen 10:00 Border Country: The Story of Britain’s Lost Middleland 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Lost Land of the Tiger 13:00 Great British Menu 13:30 Great British Menu 14:00 Bargain Hunt 14:45 Film That’s Entertainment! III 16:35 Flog It! 17:15 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg 18:15 Gardeners’ World 19:15 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 20:45 Dad’s Army 21:15 BBC Proms 2016 22:50 You Have Been Watching - David Croft 23:50 QI XL 00:35 Film Exhibition

ITV1

7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV London Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Countrywise 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Joanna Lumley’s Japan 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV London Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:45 Film Doc Hollywood

ITV1

7:00 Childrens TV 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 Film Columbo: Lady in Waiting 13:50 ITV News and Weather 13:59 ITV London Weather 14:00 Tipping Point 15:00 The Chase 16:00 Pick Me! 17:00 The X Factor 18:00 Ninja Warrior UK 19:00 ITV News 19:00 ITV News 19:15 ITV News and Weather 19:30 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 Go for It 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 Newzoids 22:30 The Jonathan Ross Show 23:30 ITV News and Weather 23:44 ITV London Weather 23:45 Film United 93

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6:20 Come Dine with Me 7:15 3rd Rock from the Sun 7:40 3rd Rock from the Sun 8:10 The King of Queens 8:35 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine Champion of Champions 14:00 Paralympics 2016 17:00 Paralympics 2016 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Paralympics 2016 21:00 The Last Leg: Live from Rio 22:00 Paralympics 2016

6:20 Come Dine with Me 7:10 Gillette World Sport 7:35 Survival of the Fittest 8:05 FIA World Endurance Championship 8:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00 Frasier 9:30 Frasier 10:00 The Morning Line 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 The Big Bang Theory 12:25 The Simpsons 12:55 The Simpsons 13:30 The Simpsons 14:00 Paralympics 2016 17:00 Paralympics 2016 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Paralympics 2016 21:00 The Last Leg: Live from Rio 22:00 Paralympics 2016

7:00 Childrens TV 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:20 Film Stalking Elizabeth 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 Arctic Icebreakers 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Cars That Made Britain Great 22:00 Carry On Caravanning 23:00 The Tube: Going Underground 00:05 Ice Road Truckers

7:00 Childrens TV 9:00 Shimmer and Shine 9:25 The Fairly OddParents 10:00 The Saturday Show 12:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 13:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 15:00 Police Interceptors 16:00 Police Interceptors 17:00 Police Interceptors 18:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 19:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 20:05 NCIS: Los Angeles 21:00 NCIS 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football on 5: The Championship 23:00 Football on 5: Goal Rush 23:30 The Cars That Made Britain Great 00:30 Impractical Jokers UK

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7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Emmerdale 10:00 You’ve Been Framed! 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 00:05 Family Guy

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7:00 The Hot Desk 7:10 Emmerdale 9:50 Coronation Street 12:20 The X Factor 13:20 The Xtra Factor 14:20 Ninja Warrior UK 15:25 You’ve Been Framed! 16:30 Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action 17:30 FYI Daily 17:35 Film Looney Tunes: Back in Action 18:20 Film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 19:20 FYI Daily 19:25 Film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 20:10 Film The Waterboy 21:10 FYI Daily 21:15 Film The Waterboy 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 Family Guy 00:20 Family Guy 00:50 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Stage School 8:40 Animals Unleashed 9:05 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Rules of Engagement 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Baby Daddy 16:30 Baby Daddy 17:00 Animals Unleashed 17:30 Animals Unleashed 18:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Stage School 21:00 Film Fantastic Four 23:00 Celebs Go Dating 00:05 The Big Bang Theory

7:00 Baby Daddy 7:20 Baby Daddy 7:40 How I Met Your Mother 8:05 How I Met Your Mother 8:35 Come Dine with Me 10:35 Made in Chelsea: South of France 10:35 Animals Unleashed 11:00 Animals Unleashed 11:30 New Girl 12:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12:30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 13:00 The Goldbergs 13:30 The Goldbergs 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 Film Hugo (2011) 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film I, Robot 00:15 The Inbetweeners

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

According to the Hollywood Reporter, James Corden is currently in talks with Sony to voice Peter Rabbit, one of Beatrix Potter’s most wellknown characters. James is from Hillingdon, London and found fame in the UK with sitcom ´Gavin & Stacey´ which he co-created, co-wrote and starred in for the BBC ´07- ´10, for which, by the way, he won the BAFTA Television Award for Best Comedy Performance. He is now storming the US hosting the late-night television talk show The Late Late Show with James Corden on CBS. James will be joined by Australian actress Rosa Byrne in the movie and the storyline is a ‘modern interpretation centring on the rivalry between mischievous young hopper Peter Rabbit and Mr. McGregor, a senior trying to keep a rabbit-free garden’. Nasty Mr McGregor! Katy Perry was born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson in Santa Barbara, California 31 years ago, and her parents Mary and Maurice were both Pentecostal pastors. She took the music world by storm in 2008 with massive global success ´I Kissed a Girl,´ which must have been quite an experience for mummy and daddy to deal with. Katy announced last week on her webpage that she has gone into partnership with Global Brands Group with her footwear collection that will include stilettos, sandals, pumps and sneakers. “It’s been a creative goal of mine to be a real contributor in the affordable fashion space, and launching a footwear collection felt like a natural first step for me.” Global released sketches of Katy’s line, and it shows a mix of sexy and whimsical, as well as one with a red race car theme. Well bless my soul (sole)!

sunday 11th BBC1

BBC2

7:00 Breakfast 8:00 Match of the Day 9:30 The Andrew Marr Show 10:30 Live Athletics 14:30 BBC News 14:40 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:45 Eat Well for Less? 15:45 Points of View 16:00 Ingenious Animals 17:00 The Great British Bake Off 18:00 Lifeline 18:10 Songs of Praise 18:45 Pointless Celebrities 19:35 BBC News 19:50 BBC London News; Weather 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 Poldark 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC London News; Weather 23:30 Match of the Day 2 23:20 The Women’s Football Show 00:45 Film Edge of Darkness

7:15 The A to Z of TV Gardening 8:00 Glorious Gardens from Above 8:45 Gardeners’ World 9:45 Countryfile 10:40 The Beechgrove Garden 11:10 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:45 Lorraine Pascale: How to Be a Better Cook 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 14:45 Great British Menu 17:15 Flog It! 17:00 Natural World 18:00 The Story of Are You Being Served? 19:00 Athletics 20:00 New York: America’s Busiest City 21:00 Scotland and the Battle for Britain 22:00 Horizon 23:00 Fleabag 23:30 Murder in Successville 00:00 Absolutely Fashion: Inside British Vogue

ITV1

Michael J´s lesson in ´never giving up´ is inspirational! Michael J Fox is now 55 and for several reasons, is very popular in the acting world. When he was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 1991, aged just 29, he waited till ´98 to disclose his illness and semi-retired in 2000 as the symptoms of the disease worsened. He has since become an advocate for research toward finding a cure, and on March 5, 2010, Sweden’s Karolinska Institutet gave him a honoris causa doctorate for his work in advocating a cure for Parkinson’s disease. In recent years he has popped up in various guises, and the entertainment world has embraced his willingness to step up to the plate. He recently did an interview with The Hollywood Reporter in behind his 17th Emmy nomination for his portrayal as the deliciously manipulative defence attorney Louis Canning in ´The Good Wife, ´ a hugely successful USTV show. He was quoted as saying “it’s funny because any representation of characters with disabilities on television tend to be overly sentimental, and I wanted to prove that disabled people can be a**holes too!” Wouldn´t it be great if he won the award! Believe it or not Bill Murray made his first film in 1976, and if you don’t look at the bottom line, see if you can guess correctly how many movies he´s made altogether … and its more than 50. Bill has long since been a fan of going up to everyday people, engaging them in conversation, and joining them in their daily lives. Martha’s Vineyard Airport is a public airport located in the middle of the island of Martha’s Vineyard , in Dukes County, Massachusetts, and last week Bill was waiting in the cafeteria for his connection, and clearly got a little peckish … and what did he do? He fancied a couple of chips and instead of buying some was caught on camera helping himself to a few off a guy’s plate before wandering off again. Don’t you just love him!

7:00 ChildreNS TV 8:50 Horrid Henry 8:10 Looped 9:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 Chopping Block 13:20 ITV News and Weather 13:29 ITV London Weather 13:30 Judge Rinder 14:30 Midsomer Murders 16:30 Victoria 17:30 The X Factor 18:30 Doc Martin 19:30 ITV London Weather 19:30 ITV News London 19:40 ITV News and Weather 20:00 The Chase 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 Victoria 22:05 ITV News and Weather 23:19 ITV London Weather 23:20 Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Rhys Jones 00:20 Premiership Rugby Union

CHANNEL 4 6:20 Come Dine with Me 7:15 Shipping Wars 7:40 Motor Sport on 4 8:10 The King of Queens 8:35 The King of Queens 9:00 Frasier 9:30 Frasier 10:00 The Big Bang Theory 10:25 The Big Bang Theory 11:00 Sunday Brunch 13:00 Paralympics 2016 17:00 Paralympics 2016 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Paralympics 2016 21:00 The Last Leg: Live from Rio 22:00 Paralympics 2016

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Agatha Christie was born in Torquay in 1890 and became one of the greatest crime novelists of all time, with ´Witness for the Prosecution´ one of her finest works. The book was turned into a film in 1957, starring Tyrone Power, Marlene Dietrich and Charles Laughton, and was directed by the great Billy Wilder. Ben Affleck has signed up to produce a re-make of the movie, which is to be written by Christopher Keyser in the company of the Agatha Christie estate. Matt Damon and Jennifer Todd have agreed be part of the production, but it is not stated which roles Affleck and these two actors will take. The story is set in 1920s London and centres around the murder of famous heiress Emily French, and has one of those endings you would never see coming … an Agatha Christie trademark. A thrilling thriller!

7:00 Childrens TV 9:35 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:55 Shimmer and Shine 10:20 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 10:55 The Fairly OddParents 11:30 Football on 5: The Championship 12:30 Football on 5: Goal Rush 13:00 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops 13:30 Now That’s Funny! 14:30 Film Fly Me to the Moon 16:05 Film Bewitched 17:55 Film Made of Honor 20:00 First Day at Big School 20:55 5 News Weekend 21:00 Mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 23:00 Most Shocking Celebrity Moments 1:50 Lip Sync Battle

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7:00 The Hot Desk 7:10 You’ve Been Framed! 7:35 Emmerdale 10:20 Coronation Street 13:00 The X Factor 14:00 The Xtra Factor 15:00 You’ve Been Framed! 15:45 Film Horrid Henry: The Movie 16:50 FYI Daily 16:55 Film Horrid Henry: The Movie 17:35 Film Hotel for Dogs 18:35 FYI Daily 18:40 Film Hotel for Dogs 19:30 Film The Mummy 20:30 FYI Daily 20:35 Film The Mummy 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Family Guy 00:00 Family Guy 00:30 Family Guy

7:00 The Mindy Project 7:20 The Mindy Project 7:40 Baby Daddy 8:05 Baby Daddy 8:35 How I Met Your Mother 9:00 How I Met Your Mother 9:30 Made in Chelsea: South of France 10:30 Hollyoaks 13:00 Stage School 13:35 Stage School 14:05 Stage School 14:35 Stage School 15:05 Stage School 15:40 The Goldbergs 16:05 The Goldbergs 16:35 The Goldbergs 17:00 The Goldbergs 17:35 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Film Independence Day 22:50 Tattoo Fixers 23:55 Gogglebox 1:00 Gogglebox

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

monday 12th September BBC1

BBC2

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Dom on the Spot 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Yes Chef 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 One of Us 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Stacey Dooley Investigates 24:40 Drugs Map of Britain

6:45 Fake Britain 7:30 Dom on the Spot 8:15 Yes Chef 9:00 Natural Born Winners 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Super League Show 14:45 Three Up, Two Down 15:15 Hi-de-Hi! 15:45 Yes Minister 16:15 A Year in the Wild 17:15 The Great Interior Design Challenge 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Debatable 19:30 Make Me an Egghead 20:00 Garden Rescue 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg 22:00 New York: America’s Busiest City 23:00 Motherland 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather

ITV1

7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News London 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Fishing Impossible 21:00 Garden Nightmares 22:00 Rookies 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Eleven Weather 23:30 ITV News London 23:40 Lady C and the Castle 24:40 Murder, She Wrote

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

6:30 Countdown 7:15 3rd Rock from the Sun 8:10 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine Champion of Champions 14:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Gok’s Fill Your House for Free 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Location, Location, Location 22:00 Inside Birmingham Children’s Hospital 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:05 999: What’s Your Emergency?

7:00 Childrens TV 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50N Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Film Truth and Lies 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 22:00 Inside the White House 23:00 Borderline 23:30 The Hotel Inspector Returns 24:30 On Benefits

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

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7:00 Childrens TV 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Film Left to Die: The Sandra & Tammi Chase Story 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 Stop! Roadworks Ahead 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 23:00 Undercover: Nailing the Fraudsters 24:05 Secrets of the SAS

7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 You’ve Been Framed! 10:00 You’ve Been Framed! 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:20 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Hell’s Kitchen USA 23:00 Ibiza Weekender 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Stage School 8:40 Animals Unleashed 9:05 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Rules of Engagement 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Baby Daddy 16:30 Baby Daddy 17:00 The Goldbergs 17:30 The Goldbergs 18:00 Animals Unleashed 18:30 Animals Unleashed 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Stage School 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Containment 23:00 Celebs Go Dating 24:00 Supernatural

CHANNEL 5

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7.00 Childrens TV 9.35 Paw Patrol 9.50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10.00 Banans in Pajamas 10.15 The Wright Stuff 12.15 Cowboy Builders 13.15 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 14.15 Home and Away 14.45 Neighbours 15.20 NCIS 16.20 Film: A Trace of Danger 18.00 5 News at 5 18.30 Neighbours 19.00 Home and Away 19.30 5 News Tonight 20.00 Police Intertceptors 21.00 On Benefits 22.00 Gypsy Kids: Our Secret World 23.00 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies 24.05 Cant Pay? Well Take it Away

7.00 Planets Funniest Animals 7.20 Dinner Date 8.10 The Ellen Degeneres Show 9.00 Emmerdale 9.30 Coronation Street 10.00 You’ve Been Framed! 10.30 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.15 Dinner Date 13.15 Emmerdale 13.45 Coronation Street 14.15 You’ve Been Framed! 14.45 The Ellen Degeneres Show 15.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18.50 Take me out 19.50 You’ve Been Framed! 20.30 You’ve Been Framed! 21.00 Two and a Half Men 21.30 Two and a Half Men 22.00 Dating in the dark 23.00 Celebrity Juice 23.50 Family Guy 24.20 Family Guy

7.00 Charmed 7.45 Hollyoaks 8.10 Stage School 8.40 Animals Unleashed 9.05 How I met your Mother 10.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 Baby Daddy 12.00 Charmed 13.00 Charmed 14.00 How I met your Mother 14.30 How I met your Mother 15.00 The Big Bang Theory 15.30 The Big Bang Theory 16.00 Baby Daddy 16.30 Baby Daddy 17.00 Animals Unleashed 17.30 Animals Unleashed 18.00 Marvels Agents of SHIELD 19.00 The Big Bang Theory 19.30 The Big Bang Theory 20.00 Hollyoaks 20.30 Stage School 21.00 The Big Bang Theory 21.30 The Big Bang Theory 22.00 New Girl 22.30 New Girl 23.00 Celebs Go Dating 24.00 The Big Bang Theory

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7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Fast & Furious 23:00 FYI Daily 23:05 Film Fast & Furious 24:05 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Stage School 8:40 Animals Unleashed 9:05 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Rules of Engagement 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Baby Daddy 16:30 Baby Daddy 17:00 Animals Unleashed 17:30 Animals Unleashed 18:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Stage School 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Tattoo Fixers 23:00 Celebs Go Dating 24:05 The Big Bang Theory

tuesday 13th September BBC1 7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Dom on the Spot 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Yes Chef 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 One of Us 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News and Weather 23:45 Stacey Dooley Investigates 24:40 Drugs Map of Britain

BBC2

7:30 Dom on the Spot 8:15 Yes Chef 9:00 Natural Born Winners 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Super League Show 14:45 Three Up, Two Down 15:15 Hi-de-Hi! 15:45 Yes Minister 16:15 The Great Rift: Africa’s Wild Heart 17:15 Restoration Home 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Debatable 19:30 Make Me an Egghead 20:00 Money for Nothing 20:30 Great British Menu 21:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chicken and Egg 22:00 New York: America’s Busiest City 23:00 Later Live - with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather

ITV1 7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV London Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Fishing Impossible 21:00 Garden Nightmares 22:00 9/11: Truth, Lies & Conspiracies 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV London Weather 23:30 ITV News London 23:40 The Nation’s Favourite Carpenters Song 24:10 Murder, She Wrote

7:20 3rd Rock from the Sun 8:10 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine Champion of Champions 14:00 Paralympics 2016 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Paralympics 2016 21:00 The Last Leg: Live from Rio 22:00 Paralympics 2016 14:00 8 Out of 10 Cats 14:55 KOTV Boxing Weekly 15:20 Gillette World Sport 15:50 Motor Sport on 4 16:15 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free 17:10 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 18:00 Come Dine with Me 18:55 3rd Rock from the Sun

7:00 Childrens TV 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 First Day at Big School 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Film: Stranger in an Amish Town 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 Mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 22:00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives 23:00 The Hotel Inspector Returns 24:05 On Benefits

itv2

7:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 7:20 Dinner Date 8:10 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Coronation Street 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 23:05 FYI Daily 23:10Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 24:10 Family Guy

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 Stage School 8:40 Animals Unleashed 9:05 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Rules of Engagement 11:00 Baby Daddy 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 How I Met Your Mother 14:30 How I Met Your Mother 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Baby Daddy 16:30 Baby Daddy 17:00 Animals Unleashed 17:30 Animals Unleashed 18:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Stage School 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00M Body Fixers 23:00 Celebs Go Dating 24:05The Big Bang Theory

wednesday 14th September BBC1

BBC2

7:30 Dom on the Spot 7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Rip Off Britain 8:15 Yes Chef 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 9:00 The Hairy Builder 12:00 Dom on the Spot 9:30 Great British Menu 12:45 Caught Red Handed 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 13:15 Bargain Hunt 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 14:00 BBC News at Two 12:30 Daily Politics 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:00 Lifeline 14:45 Doctors 14:10 The Edge 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 14:55 Three Up, Two Down 16:45 Yes Chef 15:25 Hi-de-Hi! 17:30 Antiques Road Trip 15:55 Yes Minister 18:15 Pointless 16:25 The Great Rift: Africa’s 19:00 BBC News at Seven Wild Heart 19:30 BBC Regional News 19:55 Party Political Broadcast 17:15 Restoration Home 18:15 Flog It! 20:00 The One Show 19:00 Debatable 20:30 BBC News 20:30 Fake Britain 19:30 Make Me an Egghead 21:00 The Great British Bake Off 20:00 Money for Nothing 22:00 Our Girl 20:30 Great British Menu 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 21:00 Skies Above Britain 23:30 National Lottery Update 22:00 Natural World 23:45 A Question of Sport 23:00 People Just Do Nothing 24:15 Room 101 - Extra 23:30 Newsnight Storage 24:55 Weather for the Week 24:10 Weather Ahead 24:15 Horizon

ITV1 7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Who’s Doing the Dishes? 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV London Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 22:00 DCI Banks 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News London 23:45 UEFA Champions League Highlights

7:20 3rd Rock from the Sun 7:45 3rd Rock from the Sun 8:10 The King of Queens 8:35 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine Champion of Champions 14:00 Paralympics 2016 15:00 Paralympics 2016 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Paralympics 2016 21:00 The Last Leg: Live from Rio 22:00 Paralympics 2016

Thursday 15th September BBC1 7.00 Breakfast 10.15 Rip off Britain 11.00 Homes under the hammer 12.00 Dom on the Spot 12.45 Caught Red Handed 14.00 BBC News and Weather 14.30 BBC Regional News 14.45 Doctors 15.15 Think Tank 16.00 Escape to the Country 16.45 Yes Chef 17.30 Antiques Road Trip 18.15 Pointless 19.00 BBC News 19.30 BBC Regional News 20.00 The One Show 20.30 A Question of Sport 21.00 Eastenders 21.30 Would I Lie to You? 22.00 Eat Well For Less 23.00 BBC News 23.35 New Tricks

BBC2 7.30 Dom on the Spot 8.15 Yes Chef 9.00 Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire 12.00 BBC Newsroom Live 14.00 Live Davis Cup 19.00 Devatable 19.30 Make Me an Egghead 20.00 Great British Menu 20.30 Great British Menu 21.00 Mastermind 21.30 Gardeners World 22.30 The Great British Bake off 23.00 Mock the Week 23.30 Newsnight 24.05 Later- with Jools Holland

ITV1 7.00 Good Morning Britain 9.30 Lorraine 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11.30 This Morning 13.30 Loose Women 14.30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 15.00 Judge Rinder 16.00 Whos Doing The Dishes? 17.00 Tipping Point 18.00 The Chase 19.00 ITV Regional News 19.30 ITV Evening News 20.00 Emmerdale 20.30 Coronation Street 21.00 Countrywise 21.30 Coronation Street 22.00 Joanna Lumleys Japan 23.00 ITV News at Ten 23.40 Film: Mad Max

CHANNEL 4 7.20 3 Rock from the Sun 7.45 3rd Rock from the Sun 8.10 The king of Queens 8.35 The King of Queens 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10.00 Frasier 10.30 Frasier 11.00 Undercover Boss 12.00 Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares USA 13.05 Come Dine Champion of Champions 14.00 Paralympics 2016 19.00 The Simpsons 19.30 Hollyoaks 20.00 Channel 4 News 20.30 Paralymoics 2016 21.00 The Last Leg: Live from Rio 22.00 Paralympics 2016 rd

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

life&leisure #whats on

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Plough the fields by Jack Troughton

TRADITIONAL PLOUGHMAN’S lunch was the order of the day at Albir’s Church of England ‘Soup Sunday’ with 12 members of the congregation and visitors tucking into the treat. Five cheeses, pate, bread and a variety of chutneys were on offer at the event staged on the first Sunday of the month and the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy’s senior chaplain Father Marcus took the service – before heading south to worship at El Campello. And both the Albir church and the chaplaincy have a full diary in the coming weeks and months. On Tuesday 20th September, there is an ‘Evening of Songs and Blessings’ being held at the Calpe Church, while the Albir Harvest Thanksgiving Service will be on the 2nd October. Friday 4th November Albir is staging a ‘Beetle Drive’ with a Hot-Pot meal, and on Friday 2nd December the “North to Alaska” short film will be screened followed by Pie and Peas. Carols on the Beach is planned for Monday 12 December by the Albir Anchor, and the Christmas Carol Service is on Monday 19th December.

A service of Holy Communion is held in Albir every Sunday at 9.45am at the Norwegian Seaman’s Church; and every Thursday at 11.00am at the Forum Mare Nostrum, Alfaz del Pi there is also a service of Holy Communion. The second Thursday of each month is a healing service. For further information call Church Warden, Elaine Mitchell on 96 686 4962 or 636 164 467. Albir is one of eight congregations in the Chaplaincy, and full details are available at www.costablancaanglicanchaplaincy.org.

Farmers market

THE BUSTLING market at the Riurau in Jesus Pobre returns on Sunday (11th September) and is staged between 6pm and 11pm for the final time this summer. The event continues later this month but with a new timetable. The market is open on Sunday 18th September and Sunday 25th September between 9am and 2pm.

U3A stages ‘Rio’ games U3A MARINA Baixa staged a ‘Rio Carnival’ Garden Party to celebrate Team GB’s success at the Olympic Games in Brazil. Hosted by Jean and Bill Flint, some 70 members enjoyed a delicious meal and a customary raffle before getting involved in the ‘We Are Team GB’ fun – two teams of 10 played a series of team games. The association thanked Jean, U3A’s secretary, and her ‘better half’ for making the event an enjoyable success. U3A holds its general meetings at the Casa de Cultura in Alfaz del Pi on the fourth Monday of the month; the next is on 26th September at 11am. To find out more information, visit www.u3amarinabaixa.com or the Facebook page. Alternatively, call Joan on 96 586 1226 or 663 637 167.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

Sara Bell life&leis re ask Sara u ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// by

Life Coach

WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

There was someone else

At the wake of my beloved husband‘s funeral, my sister asked me who the woman was leaving flowers on the grave. I didn’t know, and we returned to the graveside and read a card that said ‘you and I always x ’. I can’t tell you how I felt - it was like a punch to the stomach. It was enough that I had lost the man I loved, but to find out that there was possibly someone else in his life, has come as a great blow. How do I find out who she was?

I am not sure if you kept the card that accompanied the flowers, but it might give you the name of the Florist. If you are determined to find out the truth, there may be some clues in your husband’s personal effects. Otherwise then it might be an impossible task to find out who this woman was. I can understand how wretched you must feel, and I would urge you to seek some counselling to help you come to terms with this discovery.

Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.

No going back I had long suspected that my grand-daughters were frightened of their father, and once raised it with my daughter who said he was just being strict when the girls needed it. However, I had seen bruises on the youngest girl’s arm, and she came crying to me and said her father had hit her, hard. I am afraid I snapped and reported my son-inlaw to Social Services. The girls were taken into care briefly, and my son-in-law now lives elsewhere. I am no longer welcome in my daughter’s house and she blames me.

To this day I wonder whether I did the right thing. Abuse shouldn’t be tolerated under any circumstances. Time is a great healer, and perhaps your daughter will come around, or your grand-daughters, once grown up may contact

you again. It was a very brave thing for you to do, but you cannot reproach yourself for it. Sadly, you have paid the ultimate price and have now lost your daughter and her family, but we all know what the worst case scenario could have been, if you hadn’t spoken out.

26 AUG - 1 sept 2016

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Horse centre backs supporter A ROJALES horse rescue charity is helping a valued supporter over the jumps with the town hall after being promised further cash donations. by Jack Troughton The Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre is battling a critical cash flow crisis after being hit with vets bills and gratefully received 500€ from Asociacion Ecovida. And now the equine charity is backing the association’s plans for a network of clothing collection bins through the area. If given a green light, Ecovida has “vowed” to continue backing the centre and other charities. The donation came at a critical time for the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre it needs 4,600€ to pay bills for two horses that fell ill last month and needed to be hospitalised. Sadly, both mares died. “We are so grateful to receive this donation because we are really struggling right now,” said rescue centre co-founder Sue Weeding. “We will use the 500€ to start paying off the large debt we owe Alicante horse hospital.” CARE The centre manages to find the 4,000€ needed each week to care for 96 horses, ponies and donkeys rescued from across Alicante, through its network of charity shops and from donations. However, any unexpected bill can put the centre under extreme financial pressure, so the team is always “delighted” to receive a donation. “It would be marvellous if we get the Asociacion Ecovida bins in our area because it will help us and other charities in the future,” said Sue. “We consider ourselves lucky to be based in Rojales, where we have the support of such a wonderful council and group of councillors – some of which we have known for years now and who have shown us nothing but help and support. We hope they favourably consider the Asociacion Ecovida proposal.” For more information about the rescue centre, its work and its charity shops, call sue on 652 021 980 or visit www.easyhorsecare.net.

Bicycle Tracking by Rhiannan Bell Elche City Council will be introducing a registration system to log details of bicycles throughout the municipality over the coming weeks which will aid the local police in the identification of lost or stolen bikes and help return them to owners. Every year in the city, there are over a hundred reports of bicycle theft and the council hope the new measures will help to reduce the number stolen. The system being adopted in Elche is Biciregistro, a voluntary national tool, already utilised by other municipalities and is in collaboration with the Directorate General of Traffic (DGT). To join Biciregistro, log on to the website, complete a form and up-load photos of the bicycle being registered. There is a 7€ fee for an ID card and special stickers which can be put on the bike to help quickly identify it.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

life&leisure #Spanish

Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

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Ways of talking about the future Those people who learn Spanish in a grammatical, mechanical kind of way, tend to learn the “future simple tense” (more of which later) and then think they have talking about the future all sewn up and sorted out. If only it were that easy! Of course the “future simple tense” is a useful tool to have in our linguistic toolbox, but it is not always the most accurate one. To put it another way, it would be like someone speaking English like this: “Tomorrow I will go to Murcia and I will have some lunch. Then I will go for a walk. In the evening I will watch Coronation Street”. It gets the message across, but it does sound rather wooden! So, there are various ways of talking about the future, and this is what we are going

to explore for the next few articles. Way back at the beginning of this whole series I introduced a construction which is probably the most useful one to use to discuss our future plans. I call this the “future of intention” and it simply consists of the verb “ir” in the present tense, followed by “a” followed by the infinitive of another verb. So, in the first person this is “voy a” (translated as I’m going to”) “Voy a comer” (I’m going to eat, or I’m going to have lunch”) “Voy a estudiar español” (I’m going to study Spanish). These are our plans and intentions. If we change “voy” to the second person “vas” we can ask about other people’s plans and intentions. “¿Qué vas a hacer?” (What are you going to do?) This is a tricky one to pick up when spoken as it will sound like this: “Kevasathair”. Actually, it’s even

worse if it’s said to you in the (usted) polite form ¿Qué va a hacer?” This sounds like “Kevathair”. When it’s said with an Andalucian or South American accent (amongst others) when the “th” sound becomes a “s” sound. As South Americans more often use the “usted” form, that gives us “Kevasair”. However, the way I have represented the sound of the final “er” as “air” is not really accurate, it’s just the nearest English written equivalent. It’s a shorter Spanish “e” sound with the light “r” at the end. Perhaps “Kevasé” is a closer representation of the real sound.

Sorry, I didn’t set out to frighten you with this article, but it looks as though that’s what I might be doing. Almost everybody I speak to about learning Spanish tells me that understanding what they hear is by far the most difficult thing, and it’s really because of these kinds of problems. You might read “¿Qué va a hacer?”, understand it in its written form and even say it to considerable success, but are you prepared to answer something that sounds more or less like “Kevasé”. Well anyway, I’ll leave you to think about that one, and get back to “talking about the future” next week!

Crossword solutions for last week Cryptic Solutions

Across: 6 Plunder; 7 Veils; 9 One; 10 Proffered; 12 Tape measure; 15 French chalk; 17 Stammerer; 19 Gay; 21 Yearn; 22 Servant. Down: 1 Blunt; 2 End; 3 Peer; 4 Reversals; 5 Allegro; 8 Afresh; 11 Say no more; 13 Echoed; 14 Fritter; 16 Banns; 18 Eyes; 20 Ivy. QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 6 Musical; 7 Petty; 9 Jet; 10 Appraisal; 12 Acknowledge; 15 Contemplate; 17 Deference; 19 Art; 21 Agree; 22 Engrave. Down: 1 Quiet; 2 Aim; 3 Rasp; 4 Delineate; 5 Strange; 8 Trowel; 11 Scattered; 13 Number; 14 Foreign; 16 Grave; 18 Cant; 20 Era.

Sudoku Answer

9 sept - 15 sept 2016

War baby brouhaha by

Chris Ashley

Writer & Broadcaster

IT DIDN’T bother me I was born out of wedlock. God’s boots! I was only a baby at the time – far too busy drying off & learning to breathe. Conceived in the back of the Ritz. Born at the height of the blitz. Hardly Tennyson, but a neat bit of doggerel to sum up my unplanned arrival.

Do you remember a terrific 60’s film called ‘The Professionals’ starring among others Lee Marvin & Ralph Bellamy? In one scene the Bellamy character delivers an insult to Marvin “You b*****d.” His reply “Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you’re a self-made man.” We know a Bellamy or two over here – don’t we?” (Apologies if your name is Bellamy, I’m sure you’re a saintly soul). In 1940’s Blighty having a bairn out of wedlock, (6½%) compared to now (56½%) was practically deemed a ducking stool offence – now it’s almost a prerequisite. By the same token austerity has a totally different interpretation now. Protesters railing against so-called poverty - “Ok -yah! Tory scum! OMG got to dash, got tickets for Coldplay” - are about as subversive as a fondue set. Mind you, one 1950’s pea-souper of a morning aged 15½, I woke full of communist zeal – ready to bring out the tumbrils for the bourgeoisie. However, that afternoon I got my first paying job (£1.9s.6d. per week). I bought an electric blue Teddy Boy drape jacket & suddenly I’m a dapper dandy capitalist. Fifties austerity wasn’t quite as Dickensian as some portray. Yes! there was Cold War Russia, rationing & rickets, but there was also – praise be - Rock ‘n’ Roll – although I never really took to Bill Haley & his daft kiss curl. He was 30ish when he made ‘Rock Around The Clock’ but he looked like our middle aged woodwork teacher. How did we survive without the now ubiquitous Health & Safety Diktats? We spent so much time outdoors roaming hither, thither & yon. With my best mate Barry, exploring a bomb-site, we found bullets – uh-oh! We took them back to my place and before I could stop him, Bazza chucked the lot onto a blazing coal fire. It did more damage to our 2 up, 2 down & one around the back rented house than Hitler’s entire Luftwaffe. Bravo ‘Bellamy’ Barry. Your memories always welcome – ashleybobble@hotmail.com

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Lemon drizzle traybake This is the lovely easy recipe, a French teatime favourite perfect for an English afternoon tea! Ingredients 225g/8oz baking spread, straight from the fridge, or butter at room temperature, plus extra for greasing 225g/8oz caster sugar 275g/10oz self-raising flour 2 level tsp baking powder 4 free-range eggs 4 tbsp milk 2 lemons, zest only 1 heaped tbsp very finely chopped lemon verbena (optional) For the glaze 175g/6oz granulated sugar 2 lemons, juice only Recipe tips How-to-videos Method 1. Preheat the oven to 180C/160C Fan/ Gas 4. Grease the tin with baking spread and line the base with baking paper. 2. Measure all the ingredients into a large bowl and beat for 2 minutes, or until well blended. Turn the mixture into the prepared tin and level the top. 3. Bake for 35â&#x20AC;&#x201C;40 minutes until the cake has shrunk a little from the sides of the

tin and springs back when lightly touched with a fingertip in the centre of the cake. 4. Meanwhile, make the glaze. Mix the granulated sugar with the lemon juice and stir to a runny consistency. 5. Leave the cake to cool for 5 minutes

in the tin, then lift out, with the lining paper still attached, and place on wire rack set over a tray. 6. Brush the glaze all over the surface of the warm cake and leave to set. Remove the lining paper and cut into slices to serve.

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Specsavers Opticas recommend yearly eye tests for the over 70s As we age, our eyes undergo many changes and most people require glasses in their later years. While some changes are perfectly natural and nothing to worry about, older eyes are also more susceptible to certain issues, which if left undiagnosed and untreated can lead to irreversible damage and sometimes total vision loss. For this reason, Specsavers Opticas are advising that all people over 70 should have an eye test at least once a year. Louise Stone, Store Director of Specsavers Opticas in Javea and Calpe explains “It can be easy to forget about getting your eyes tested and only react when you notice that your vision is bad. However, when you reach your 70s there are a number of conditions which can threaten your vision if not caught early and have few noticeable symptoms before they reach an advanced stage. We are urging that those over 70 make it part of their routine to schedule a regular eye test and make sure that their optician is offering a thorough check which includes checking the back of the eye.” You should get a thorough eye tests that provides professional, comprehensive checks of your eyes and vision. Your optician will answer any questions and address any specific problems you may be having with your vision. If necessary, the optician will refer you directly for further medical examination to an Ophthalmologist. Specsavers Opticas

havebrought UK standard eye tests to Spain to make sure that issues are identified early and offer 25% discount on glasses from their 89€ range or above for the over 50s. Common problems for the over 70s These are the issues you should watch out for when you reach your 70s. Cataracts - The lens becomes opaque, blurring vision and even leading to loss of sight if left untreated. Early on, the condition may cause near-sightedness and the reduction in perception of blue colours. Glaucoma - A build-up of fluid within the eye can increase pressure, which in turn damages the optic nerve. The loss of visual field often occurs gradually and slowly, and may be recognised by the sufferer only when at an advanced stage. This loss of vision can never be recovered, so prompt diagnosis is essential. Macular degeneration - In older people, the macula – the centre of the retina which is used for detailed vision – thins and occasionally bleeds. This can lead to distortion of, or even the loss of, central vision. The sufferer may also have trouble discerning colours. Peripheral vision remains unaffected, but central vision loss is serious, so early diagnosis and treatment is vital. All these problems can be easily diagnosed

with an eye test, so Specsavers Opticas urges all people over 70 to make sure they go for an eye test on an annual basis to make sure their eyes are healthy and any problems can be treated before causing vision loss. Specsavers in Calpe, Javea, Benidorm, Torrevieja and Guardamar offer UK standard free eye tests with all glasses purchased. Visit

www.specsavers.es to find your nearest store and make an appointment. Issued by Shaw Marketing Services on behalf of Specsavers Opticas - www.specsavers. es. For more information please contact: Georgina Shaw – Georgina@shawmarketingservices.com 952 903 154

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Putting on the glitz by Jack Troughton TICKETS ARE selling fast for the annual celebration that is the annual MABS Glitter Ball on Saturday 24th September at the Salon Canor, Teulada. Singer Shondell Mims (pictured), the voice of Motown, is the star attraction at the MABS Cancer Support Groupâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s flagship celebration. Glitter Ball tickets are 40â&#x201A;Ź which includes a cava reception in the gardens at 6.30pm, a fivecourse dinner from 8pm, and drinks at the table through the night. Compere for the night by Matt Curtis and dress code for men is Black Tie or a lounge suit, while ladies are asked to add a touch of glitter to their outfits. Tickets are available by calling Tina on 626 328 606 or by email to jt_troughton@hotmail. com; Ruth on 664 715 428 or ken.ruth.kennard@googlemail.com; or Jacqui on 686 305 006.

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Alfaz fantasy football league by patricia thompson Just as the A.F.F.L. gets going we are interrupted with an International Break,well at least it wasn’t a meaningless friendly and I’m sure most fans would like to wish our new Manager Sam Allardyce well even though we were fortunate to snatch a last minute 1-0 win against 10 men Slovakia which set us on the road to Russia for the next World Cup. The break gives us a chance to look back at this Season’s Fantasy so far.There was a flurry of Transfers last week as most teams tried to improve their Squads before the Transfer window closed. With exception of Joe Hart who was selected by 22 Fantasy League Managers most of the top Players remained in the Premier League.Don’t forget if you have a Player who has moved clubs like West Ham’s Enner Valencia who has gone to Everton it doesn’t effect points gained so far in the Fantasy because he has stayed in the Premier League. At the moment Mike’s Super Saints are setting the pace at the top of the Fantasy with a 4 point advantage over Steven’s team TESD Town Ants.Dave’s Casa Stretford are in 3rd place just behind the Leaders. George’s team Oh ! South London have got off to a good start in our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League and lead Jack’s

Blackcats by 5 points.We have a record number of teams in our Junior League this Season with 31 Young Managers taking part. Pauline’s Vodka Army have marched to the top of our Mark Carter Ladies Section and they have also won our 1st 20 euro voucher which is sponsored by Quick Save the only British Supermarket in Albir. In our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League Kevin’s team One For the Road have the biggest advantage in all the Leagues with an 8 point lead over Reece’s Wether 2 Winners. So far Kevin’s team has got 3 defenders who have all scored in the opening games.Dann,Van Aaholt and Collins have collected 10 points for each goal. A quick breakdown of the most popular Players chosen are as follows.Top goalkeeper is Manchester United’s David de Gea with 68 picks,2nd is Arsenal’s Peta Cech with 46. Last Season only 1 Manager selected United’s top keeper mainly because everybody was thinking he was going to Real Madrid. Manchester City’s John Stones is the most selected Defender with 98 Fantasy Managers hoping he will fulfill his potential under Pep Guardiola,Spur’s Kyle Walker is next most chosen with 48. Top Defender so far is West Brom’s Mc Auley with 17 points amassed already. Only 3 managers have selected

Tony Pullis’s tough tackling defender. After having a brilliant Season last year it is no surprise that West Ham’s Payet is the most selected mid-fielder with 63 picks 2 infront of Manchester City’s Kevin de Bruyne.Arsenal’s Sanchez & Chelsea’s Hazard are both top scorers so far with 15 points apiece. The most selected Player in this Season’s Fantasy is Manchester City’s top striker Sergio Aguero with no fewer than 136 selections,in 2nd place Manchester United’s Ibrahimovic with 88. Both Players have started well with United’s Striker having 21 points to his name while City’s Sergio has scored 19.A pity he will miss his next 3 games. Upset ! Overall the Fantasy League has got off to a bright start with 72 goals being scored in the 30 matches played in the Premier League. We have had 2 players sent off and 119 yellow cards which is rather a lot,almost 4 cards a game.On the bright side the Referees have been quite generous in awarding 13 penalties of which 4 were missed. Well that’s just a summary of the Fantasy League so far. Lets hope all our Players come back from the Internationals fit and well and ready to play for their Clubs.

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Javea Green Bowls Club has just finished hosting The Taylor Trophy in memory of Elaine Taylor by patricia thompson It is very different to other bowls club competitions in that it is played at some part under flood light conditions. This competition starts at 19:00 hrs until approximately 22:00 hrs so the competitors can appreciate cooler playing conditions as well as experiencing playing in a different environment. All teams played 2 matches each per Monday night and consisted playing 10 ends for each match. After the first match was completed, the atmosphere was charged up with the provision of a BBQ and refreshments. The competition takes place on a Monday evening over a period of 6 weeks and commenced this year on the 04th July and finished on the 29th August. This year 10 teams competed against each other in a bid to win this worthy Trophy. During the initial stages of this competition, team Full English who were the last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s winners took an early lead, however, team Mixed Bunch caught up and pulled ahead and won this years trophy with a comfortable score of 32 points. They won 16 out of the 18 matches they played. The winners from team Mixed Bunch consisted of Alan and Jan Philips, Derek and Lynne Elden, Greg Sperring and Adam Lambert. A big well done to them. The photo shows 4 members of Team Mixed Bunch. Team Summer Days came a surprise second, with a score of 21 points and only 1 point ahead of Team Full English. The Summer Days team consisted of Richard and Christine Day, Phil Barr, Dave and Yvonne Carvath, Steve Lilley and the late Elaine Taylorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Husband Brian Taylor. Team Full English came a close third with 20 points and this team consisted of Clive English, Chris Evans, Bill and Maureen Barrie and Dave and Yvonne Browne. This competion was organised by Bill Barrie. Thank you Bill.

9 sept - 15 sept 2016 Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer

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Seat Toledo

I’ve been doing this long enough to know whether I like a car or not pretty much immediately. A bit like tasting a good meal, all the senses are relatively alert (even more so if my daughters allow me a good night’s sleep) and the decision is quick in coming.

And so as I slide into the driver’s seat of the Seat Toledo I can tell you that I instantly like this saloon. Why? First and foremost because the seat is hard and supportive and easy to operate to ensure that it is in exactly the right position. The steering wheel is also in the correct position for me in terms of both height and distance away. While this really is key in ensuring that the driver feels confident, an uncluttered easy to navigate dashboard is a necessity for me. And again Seat scores highly here. I don’t have to sit and scratch my head for 10 minutes to work out how to start the engine or demist the windscreen. Simply put the key in the ignition and turn while your foot is on the clutch. There’s a traditional handbrake, too. It is home to a potentially complicated media centre incorporating satellite navigation and digital radio but is pleasantly easy to operate. This is refreshing because when I was in a Jeep the other week I really did feel lost for sometime before discovering where certain controls could be found. I am surprised how simple this vehicle is. And I like it. What also appeals very much is the frugal 1.6 TDi engine. It is claimed to return 67.3mpg while emitting 109g/km. This

Seat is an ideal company or family car. Its sleek modern lines are appealing and it is large enough for a family of five. That boot is a good size, too. I like the ski hatch for those awkward longer items like curtain poles or for allowing access to the boot for rear passengers, while driving. The cabin with its black cloth interior is a bit bland and could do with a glass sunroof to lift the light levels as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz For me the Toledo is a great driver’s car, it is responsive, hitting 60mph from standstill in a respectable 10 seconds and will go on to 125mph. I am surprised that there is only a five speed manual gearbox but that’s only because every other manufacturer these days provides a six-speed. If it’s unnecessary and is not going to improve economy then there’s no need for it. And that’s very much the ethos of the Toledo, I feel. Seat could have gone overboard on the vanity goodies it included in this package but they haven’t. For instance, there’s no reversing camera or welcome home lighting

when you open the door at night. There are parking sensors, which are helpful. And the high levels of equipment that are included are important and useful. For example, there’s a tyre pressure monitor and tiredness recognition system. It comes with 17-inch Dynamic alloy wheels and rain sensing windscreen wipers, too. With its sporty hard suspension and decent engine the Toledo is a joy to Facts at a glance drive. Price £19,755 The only thing I Top speed: 125mph do not like is the 0-60mph: 10secs folding armrest in Economy: 67.3mpg the front, which Power: 115bhp frankly, just gets Watch the video at www.testdrives.biz in the way.

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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Netball’s new season A NEW season at Rojales Netball Club means training starts on Tuesday 13th September and new faces are invited to join a successful team by Jack Troughton The club finished last year on a high and is looking for players, coaches and umpires to join a group of ladies of all ages and abilities focussed on enjoying themselves on court. Anyone aged over 14 who enjoys the buzz of team sport and has a basic understanding of netball – or even better has experienced the game before – will be welcomed at Quesdada. For more information call Claire 680300637 or Tracey 679539995.

You only want to be with Dusty

TALENTED KAREN Noble performs a Dusty Springfield Tribute at The Club in Quesada on Saturday 17th September at 8pm in aid of Paul Cunningham Nurses.

Karen will be cover all the favourites by the husky-voiced singer who first hit the charts as part of The Springfields in the sixties and overcame personal problems to sing with The Pet Shop Boys in the late eighties. Tickets are 12€ including a supper of beef goulash or chicken and ham pie; there will also be a charity raffle. To reserve a place, call 96 671 7028.

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