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Shock death of political veteran Friday, November 25 - Thursday, Decemeber 1 2016

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CONTROVERSIAL POLITICIAN Rita Barbera – the former mayor of Valencia and leading Spanish senator – has died two days after being quizzed over corruption involving alleged money laundering.

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The season of goodwill is fast approaching but the idea of peace amongst all men has yet to reach the guys and girls running the country in Madrid – with slings and arrows being aimed at the (just) departed Rita Barbera. It seems the stain of corruption remains after the spirit has departed and certain members of Congress left the chamber rather than stay for a minute of silence and a moment of respect for a long-serving politician. The former mayor of Valencia was implicated in fraud and was quizzed at the Supreme Court two days earlier, but she has yet to be found guilty and surely even the those political types playing hard ball could have allowed a moment’s grace. Meanwhile back at RTN Towers the festive season really is upon us. Alice is busy deciding where to put the tree and a suitable colour scheme for the lights and paper chains. Danny has turned his attention to the office party…and more news about Santa’s busy diary have made the current issue. Every year charities and organisations put some real graft into organising Christmas fairs and markets to help raise some money for good causes, and give everyone the chance to have a good one. Now that really is the Christmas spirit.

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Name that Teddy by Jack Troughton VISITORS TO a Christmas Gift Fair this weekend can help chip in to buy youngsters living in EMAUS homes presents for the festive season by helping christen a rather large Teddy Bear. The annual fair is organised by Lesley Clark – pictured with the handsome cuddly toy – and takes place this year at the Oliva Nova Centro Ecuestre, at Km 209 on the N332 north of La Portal de la Marina Shopping Centre at Ondara. The event raises money for charity Friends of the Children of EMAUS and is open between 11am and 6pm tomorrow (Saturday 26th November) and on Sunday (27th November). Not only is there a chance of winning Ted, a quilt is being raffled, and there is an opportunity for one lucky person to take home a television. Entrance to the fair is 1€ - the money goes into the pot to allow the charity to go Christmas shopping for the children; there is a host of Christmas stalls and an opportunity for young and old to have their photo taken with Santa Claus. Two ‘early bird’ events in Javea have already each raised over 1,000€; helping guarantee the EMAUS kids enjoy a happy Christmas

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Live the real dream DARREN JAMES believes people moving to Spain must keep two things at the front of their minds; how to occupy themselves and the location of their new home. by Jack Troughton Chosen as one of the British Consulate’s ‘Our Local Ambassador’ team, he shares his own experiences to help other Brits make a success of the move to a new life in the sun. Darren, who lives in San Fulgencio, has lived here for 27 years after following his parents to Spain after they took early retirement. “I can be totally honest and say ‘would I do anything differently?’ and I would say ‘no’ – apart from not trusting people in business, but anyone can say that, it’s a general observation.” However, he has two important thoughts he wanted to pass on – keeping the grey mater working and the old “but important” phrase ‘location, location, location’. “Whatever age you are, and I came to Spain at 28, you must have something to occupy your mind, however small or large; even if you spend all day reading or writing, or doing crosswords and puzzles,” he said. “It stops you getting into the habit, which many people do, of spending your life in bars.” He said when everyone first arrived it was like being on an “extended holiday” and they indulged a little more after leaving the rat race – but anything longer risked getting into bad habits. “I always advise people to have something to do to occupy their minds; otherwise you can just vegetate,” added Darren. He said he enjoyed working with local radio stations and running quiz nights over the last 20 years. “The local community appreciates I help keep their brain cells going as well!” THINK And he said it was important to think ahead when choosing where to live and buying property in Spain. “You see places on the television programmes and many seem wonderful; living on a mountainside and enjoying beautiful views and it all seems wonderful, but think ahead 20 years,” Darren said. “You may be living alone or illness could kick in. What if there are no local shops, no Iceland or Consum, and no local bus and you cannot drive or your partner cannot drive?” He said it was always worth considering living within a community or on an urbanisation, adding: “I can think of two examples where if people did not have neighbours they would be dead. The first was when a person had an asthma attack and the second where another had a stroke and collapsed in a car park.” Darren said people needed to think of location in advance or have a strategy to move as they got older to prevent becoming isolated. “My over-riding advice is to really think about your location if you are going to put down roots for the rest of you days in Spain.” He said the television promoted the very best places. It is not always the paradise which is painted; the image of going to markets every day, eating tapas and drinking a glass of wine. That’s not the reality for many people.” And he believes integration did not mean eating paella every lunchtime or taking a siesta every afternoon. “It means you choose to come and live here and make sure you are 100% legal, obey the law and pay your taxes.” Darren (right) is pictured with British Ambassador Simon Manley at the launch of the local ambassador scheme in Alicante.

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MALTESERS ARE the latest chocolate treat to eat more of without ruining an appetite...because there are less of them. Mars is shrinking the size of certain bags of the popular and heavily advertised chocolate by 15% - the 121g ‘pouch’ of Maltesers has now become 103g. The tale of the missing Toblerone triangles made news earlier this month; manufacturers are spacing out the famous triangles to reduce the weight of the bar. And food retail expert Steve dresser has discovered Maltesers – and Gal-

axy Counters – have also been reduced in size, discovering the change o shop shelves. Mars, who owns the Maltesers brand, says rising costs means it has to cut back. “Like all chocolate manufacturers, we have seen the cost of raw materials rise and, while we try to absorb these pressures as much as possible, sometimes we have to make the difficult decision to reduce the size of some of our products so our consumers can continue to enjoy an affordable treat,” a statement says. “Our focus is always on offering consumers our great tasting, high quality chocolate brands at the best value for money.”

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Shock death of political veteran by jack troughton CONTROVERSIAL POLITICIAN Rita Barbera – the former mayor of Valencia and leading Spanish senator – has died two days after being quizzed over corruption involving alleged money laundering. The 68-year-old suffered a fatal heart attack on Wednesday morning in her hotel room in Madrid, just a short distance from Congress said doctors. Paramedics fought to save her life for over half an hour at the Real Villa Hotel after receiving an emergency call at around 7am. A member of the centre right Partido Popular over four decades, she was Mayor of Valencia for almost a quarter of a century and won an absolute majority in five consecutive elections between 1995 and 2011 and was a regional deputy from 1983 to 2015. Voted out last year, she took up a seat in the Senate. During her time as mayor, she vowed to make Spain’s third largest city a rival to Barcelona. The City of Arts and Sciences and the Norman Foster designed Congress Centre were built during the nineties – she also welcomed the Americas Cup and the European Grand Prix to Valencia. In recent times her position grew more controversial. In January, many of her team were accused of corruption but she denied any involvement in fraud. Under Operation Taula, 24 people were arrested in an investigation into PP activities in Valencia, Alicante and Castellon. The Valencia officials were accused of money laundering in relation to funding past election campaigns. All those held were linked to the PP, which remained the dominant political party until being ousted last May as voters veered to the left. Judges in the lower courts requested an investigation of the ex-mayor in April. However, Ms Barbera’s status as a senator gave her a level of immunity – meaning she could only be investigated by the Supreme Court.

And despite mounting pressure, she refused to give up her seat in the Senate even after PP leaders forced her to leave the party in September when the Supreme Court probe began – instead remaining as an independent and sitting with the ‘Grupo Mixto’. SUSPECT The attempt to distance itself from Ms Barbera came as the PP was already burdened with a number of high-profile corruption cases. On Monday she testified in the country’s highest court over fraud allegations in the party’s Valencia branch after being named as an official suspect. Following her death, Prime Minster Mariano Rajoy paid tribute to his colleague, saying she had “given everything for Valencia and the Partido Popular”. Isabel Bonig, who now leads the PP in Valencia, tweeted: “Sad. A political benchmark and the best mayor of Valencia. My condolences to family and friends of Rita Barbera.” And a string of party colleagues and her legal team slammed political rivals for presuming her guilt ahead of any trial, criticism that they said unfairly led to her being “depressed and on medication.” One leading member of Congress said Ms Barbera had fallen victim to a “witch hunt” in Spanish politics. Controversy even haunted her memory in Congress when political opponents expressed their condolences and a minute’s silence was staged - but several members from the Unidos Podemos coalition walked out. Podemos leader Pablo

Rita Barbera with Mariano Rajoy

Inglesias said later it was “terrible” when someone died but added his deputies could not participate in a tribute to a politician whose “career is marked by corruption”. He said: “Maybe it would make more sense if we paid homage to victims of energy poverty” – referring to an 81-yearold pensioner who died in Catalonia after her home caught fire when she used candles because her power had been cut over non-payment of bills. At the state opening of congress last week, King Felipe VI spoke about ending corruption. The monarch said: “Corruption, which has outraged public opinion throughout our country, must be fought with firmness, and has to become a sad memory of a scourge that we have beaten and overcome.”

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Step into Christmas SOUNDS FAMILIAR launches its first full musical production with a glittering adaption of Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ to get everyone in a festive mood. by Jack Troughton SOUNDS FAMILIAR launches its first full musical production with a glittering adaption of Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ to get everyone in a festive mood.

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The Casa de Cultura in Calpe hosts the show on Wednesday 30th November and Thursday 1st December at 8pm each night – doors open at 7.30pm – and tickets are 12€. The musical group is best known for its revue-style productions featuring well-known songs from musical theatre and popular songs but has decided to take on a new challenge with this classic tale. Packed with singing and dancing, the story tells of Victorian miser Ebenezer Scrooge, who hates Christmas. However, he is taken on a journey of redemption by three ghosts. Tickets are available from Margaret & Elena’s Book & Card shop at Galerias Mar Azul, Avenida Gabriel Miro in Calpe, by calling 96 558 1483 or online at www.philipashley.com/boxoffice.php. A donation from the proceeds of the show will be donated to charity Friends of the Children of EMAUS.

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Protection for Roman ruin THE HISTORIC ‘Queen’s Baths’ in Calpe – a former Roman villa and salt works – has been declared an area of special cultural interest. by Jack Troughton The remains also include an early Christian church, possibly Visigoth or earlier, and all are now protected by law and are seen as an important part of the heritage of the Costa Blanca. Independent regional government the Generalitat Valenciana has made the official announcement and the site joins the medieval village on the Penon de Ifach in enjoying such protection; the salt lagoon Las Salinas has a level of protection for its rare flora. The Queen’s Baths have long been recognised as an area of special historic interest and over the last 15 years an annual summer archaeological dig has taken place. It gets its unusual name from legend that a local queen once bathed in the sea at the site. The valuable objects unearthed during the digs are taken to the MARC Museum in Alicante where they are catalogued; some are returned to the Calpe Museum in Calle Santisimo Cristo. Councillor Carole Saunders, a keen environmentalist, said: “The museum is where the story of the Queen’s Baths is told and it is open to visitors. There are some of the artefacts at the museum, along with some from the Penon. “This protection has been a long time coming and is a victory for conservationists – the site is on valuable flat land by the sea.”

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Benimeli’s early birds by Jack Troughton THE FESTIVE season started early in Benimeli when the U3A Vall del Pop’s Casual Choir arrived to entertain pensioners at the residential home with a selection of festive songs. Everyone was soon in a festive spirit, singing along to carols and popular festive tunes even though the Christmas decorations have yet to be unpacked. And the choir’s next appearance is at the U3A General Meeting at the Polivalent in Murla on Thursday 8th December, when the Christmas songbook will be pout again.

Mighty fine fair

FRIENDLY CALPE women’s group MOFTAG raised over 1,200€ for good causes in the town on Saturday at its Winter Fair at the Mariners’ Square. The group, Mighty Oaks From Tiny Acorns Grow, had a number of stalls selling ever-popular homemade cakes – as always a sell out – a bottle stall, brica-brac, handmade Christmas cards, jams and chutneys, a raffle for a hand knitted doll, knitted Christmas tree decorations and a raffle run by Penny Pearson (pictured) for prizes that included two well-stocked hampers. Business was brisk throughout the morning and the total raised included 200€ from sales of a book written by MOFTAG member Sheila Ruckley. The group always welcomes new members, for more information, call President Jenny Godfrey on 639 139 518.

Lufthansa strike chaos GERMAN CARRIER Lufthansa cancelled nearly 900 flights after losing its legal battle to halt a two-day pilots strike. by Edward Graham The industrial action ran over Wednesday and yesterday (Thursday) with the airline estimating some 100,000 passengers were affected. However, flights on Lufthansa’s other airlines – including Swiss, Austrian Airlines, and Brussels Airlines – were not affected and its budget arm Eurowings continued flying, however, a separate dispute involving cabin crew meant more than 60 flights by the low-cost subsidiary were lost on Tuesday. The pilots have taken industrial action following a long-running dispute over pay and their union, Vereinigung Cockpit, has organised 14 strikes since April 2014. On Tuesday, Lufthansa made two court challenges to halt the strike but saw a Frankfurt court refuse an application for an injunction and a Hesse state court rejected the airline’s appeal. Pay talks between the two sides broke down earlier this month and the employer complained the union “constantly” refused mediation but was calling for a 3.7% wage increase for 5,400 pilots dating back to 2010.

Transfer scam By James Martin

PROSECUTORS HAVE demanded a two-year jail sentence for Barcelona’s Brazilian soccer star Neymar over an alleged fraud committed in his signing for the Spanish club between 2011 and 2013. The Spanish High Court has been told the loser was a Brazilian investment company that owned a 40% stake in the player’s rights and maintains it received nothing following Neymar’s transfer from Santos de Sao Paulo in the summer of 2013. Barcelona also faces a 8.4 million Euros fine over breaches to FIFA over the 2011 contract that saw the player move to Spain – however, good news for the player, under Spanish law two-year prison sentences are usually suspended.

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Honours for RAFA

TWO COSTA Blanca residents have been honoured by the European Area of the Royal Air Force Associations at its Autumn Conference 2016, held on the island of Malta. by Jack Troughton Both members of the North Costa Blanca Branch of RAFA, Maggie Dennis, from Benitachell, received a European Area President’s Certificate, and Alan Gill, from Alcalali, was awarded the Dennis Emes Shield. Maggie has completed “outstanding service” for the branch. An associate member – she has not served with the RAF – she has undertaken two difficult areas; Treasurer and Honorary Welfare Officer. And European Area President, Air Marshall Philip Sturley said he was “delighted” to present the award to Maggie (pictured) in recognition of her “dedication”. Alan, who served in the RAF as an officer in Air Traffic Control, was awarded the Dennis Emes Shield in appreciated of his many year’s service as the Entertainments Officer for the North Costa Blanca Branch. The Shield is awarded annually at the conference to the ordinary or life member who is judged to have displayed the best all-round performance during the year. Unfortunately, Alan could not attend, so he was later presented with his award by Bob Hunt, Chairman of the European Area of the RAF Association.

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A heady cocktail ALMERIA CELEBRATED World No Alcohol Day with public workshops spreading a new culture spreading the message about an alternative way of socialising. by Jack Troughton Organised by Mojacar Town Hall and the Provincial Government of Almeria, people were introduced to ‘healthy cocktails’. The Almería School of Hospitality and Tourism demonstrated attractive and appetizing cocktails – all alcohol free. And the workshop was attended by bar and restaurant owners, leisure and catering workers as well as private individuals. Teachers and lecturers also took part, forming a group of great importance with their access to young people, who are of special interest because of the alarming statistics on alcohol consumption amongst adolescents. Raquel Belmonte, Mojácar Councillor for Youth, who took part in the workshop, expressed the importance of this type of activity which combines the growing interest in healthy living, sports and food. She added that it was also an opportunity to demonstrate that alcohol is not necessary to have delicious drinks or to have fun with friends and colleagues.

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Cosy nights THE MASONIC Home of Valencia Association has made a 2,000€ donation for the EMAUS home in Relleu where 24 young people work on a self-sufficiency programme. by Jack Troughton Bernard Wilson, association Secretary, (pictured left) made the presentation to charity Make A Smile recycling team leaders Barbara and Dennis Carter. The cash is to be used to buy warm pyjamas and bed linen for the home; which cannot afford to keep the heating on through long winter nights – it will also fund a Christmas treat. The youngsters, who have learning difficulties, grow vegetables, harvest olives from more than 1,000 trees, and gather around 750 eggs a week from a flock of around 220 chickens which are sold to the public.

Bus takes route PUBLIC TRANSPORT is being improved in Almeria with new stops on the ‘yellow’ bus route in a busy tourist area. Following requests from hoteliers at Mojacar Playa, a new stop has been opened at Marina de la Torre and more are planned. The line links Mojacar with the ‘blue flag’ beaches on the coast and runs to the neighbouring town of Garrucha; area popular with visitors. The new stop serves an area with five four-star hotels, a golf course, homes and urbanisations. It is part of the town hall’s plan to improve transport and make the roads safer and residents over the age of 65 and registered on the Padron – the official town census - get to travel free.

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Home is where the art is

THERE’S NO place like home for artist Jenny Anne Morrison as she uses her Costa Blanca as a gallery to show off her work. by Jack Troughton She stages regular one-day exhibitions at the townhouse in Tormos and visitors have the opportunity of seeing her oil paintings in a warm and intimate environment. Jenny, who has a studio at the property, said the ‘open days’ had proved very successful. “It is about getting the pictures seen; people like them and remember them and favourites stay in their minds and they return later. “I do love exhibitions and I am planning to do more next year but I do want to do more of these private viewings – it is all very relaxed and people come and see the paintings and sometimes buy two or three.” Jenny’s largest pictures measure 90cm by 90cm but she also sells cards, prints and posters to make art affordable for everyone – she often goes to shows along the coast with her “little shop”. She added: “Once people see the work, if they can afford it, they buy it; if they cannot, I can produce a lovely print for them. There is always something for everyone - a card for 3€ or a large original for 600€ to 700€.” And as a successful professional artist, her latest pictures involve horses, ballerinas and flamenco dancers. “I am very into movement at the moment.” Jenny also accepts commissions which can involve even larger canvasses. “Sometimes people want bigger pictures than I usually paint.”

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U3A’s winter wheeze by Jack Troughton JAVEA U3A expects a full house at its next meeting on Wednesday 30th November in the Parador Hotel and the annual fun-filled Extravaganza. It is pantomime time again and directed by Sally Wells, a madcap and highly original show will see committee members donning tights and silly hats to show off their acting and singing talents. There will also be performances by the Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir and the U3A’s Guitar Group; before everyone tucks into complimentary mince pies and sherry. Doors open at 9.30am when members will be able to visit the Travel Desk to book and pay for forthcoming trips. There will also be the opportunity for any members interested to put their names forward as candidates for the annual executive committee elections. After a brief introduction by President Eric Atkins, the show will begin at 11am and members are urged to get their early to make sure of a seat for this popular event. For more details of the Extravaganza – the cast of last year’s show is pictured - and other Javea U3A activities, visit the website www.u3ajavea.org

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Snake in the grass HEADLINES REPORTING a Malaysian had married his pet snake – a 10ft long cobra – are “fake” says the 31-year-old firefighter. by Jack Troughton Abu Zarin Hussin trains firemen in the state of Pahang how to catch and handle snakes but spoke out after newspapers, including British tabloids, claimed the wedding took place because he thought the reptile was a “reincarnated girlfriend”. Abu, who is married, said he was “very disappointed” by the reports which used photographs from his Facebook page and had been forced to explain to his wife they were “fake news”. He said his wife was “okay” with the situation, and explained: “I am always working with snakes and training other firemen in handling and rescuing them.” And he said: The pictures are of me. They used my photos and started making up stories, saying I had married a snake.” According to the newspapers, the Muslim fireman “spotted a snake with a ‘striking resemblance’ “to a girlfriend who died. The reports continued: “He now spends his life with the 10ft cobra believing it is his dead lover – following the Buddist idea that people can be reincarnated as animals.” The story went global after being picked up by a New York news agency and sold on. It was sold to the American agency by a British journalist working in the Far East. A spokesman for the agency said it had reported information it received and believed the supplier had carried out his own checks.

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Calpe goes green YOUNGSTERS HAVE created more than 1,000 pieces of artwork in a bid to have pride of place in the annual Green Calender produced by Calpe Town Hall. by Jack Troughton School children have seen their pictures on show in an exhibition and the art will now be judged before the 2017 calendar goes off to the printers. Councillor Carole Saunders (pictured at the exhibition at the Old Town Hall) said 3,000 calendars would be produced and be distributed through schools and businesses in the Marina Alta resort. “It highlights special environmental days throughout the year, such as Day of the Tree or Day of the Child,” she says. “And it also underlines things like World Toilet Day; which suggests everyone should have access to proper sanitation – and World Hand Wash Day, which reminds everyone to wash their hands to reduce the risk of infection.” Cash prizes are also sought after by artists – first prize is 100€, second and third prize nets 50€ each. The school entering the most pictures winds 100€, and there is a special prize for the Collegio Gargasindi for youngsters with learning difficulties.

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Christmas is coming by Jack Troughton THE END of November marks the start of preparations for Christmas in churches across the world and the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy has a packed calendar of services and events. Sunday 27th November is the First Sunday of Advent and carol services and worship are taking place at different venues along the northern coast until Christmas Day. Beginning the Church year, Advent - from Latin meaning “to come to” - is the season encompassing the four Sundays and weekdays leading up to the celebration of Christmas. The Advent season is a time of preparation that directs our hearts and minds to the anniversary of the Lord’s birth on Christmas. Advent devotions including the Advent wreath, remind us of the meaning of the season. The Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy serves the community from Valencia to Alicante with services in eight different towns. For information on the activities of the church the contact details; and the full list of seasonal services visit www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org.

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A Changing World by

Jennifer Cunningham

What a shock to many people that such a reality star as Trump is, could become the President of the United States and the most influential leader in the world. Yes, I agree he is an astute business man, but he is a wheeler dealer. Yes, it could be a good thing to have a very shrewd, successful business man in the White House. But the naivety of this man of worldwide politics and statesmanship is rather frightening. Will he make a good politician? Already there appear to be clashes and a lot of emotion and fear in selecting his team. The last time a wall was built, was between East and West Germany. Does he really think building a wall is going to solve any problems? This promise, along with his plans to deport millions of immigrants, is frightening. I would imagine it is going to create more unrest and problems than it is going to solve. It is really a case of watch this space and keep your fingers crossed. I must admit amazement when Trump’s family home was shown. I personally found it utterly tasteless. The Brexit vote seems to be affecting property sales on the Costa Blanca which is so stressful for the owners having to seriously consider reducing their prices. It is, however, becoming a fantastic time to purchase a property. We want the uncertainty to stop as it is having a detrimental effect on everyone and until we know what Article 50 will involve, and the outcome of it, it will continue, with the press every day continually stirring the pot. The uncertainty and the dreadful state of the Pound

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where drivers involved in accidents, do not claim for compensation. They are then being hounded years later by claim management companies who can be very persuasive, all using different tactics to encourage people to make a claim. In the UK, particularly for whiplash, you do not need to see a doctor for confirmation of injury for the claim. In one case study, the driver held firm and did not claim, but now wishes he had if just to stop the nuisance calls over the previous three years. The number of accidents in the UK has fallen by over 40% since 2000. However, the number of injury claims has risen by over 90 % over the same period. Nearly 80% of these claims relate to whiplash. In comparison, in France the same type of claims, over the same period were only 3% and I would imagine even less in Spain. Thank goodness the compensation culture has not reached Spain yet, and I hope it never does. In this country you need to get past the Guardia Civil first! Christmas is getting closer and closer. For those of you who will be travelling during this period, please remember your travel insurance. Don´t be tempted to go without it to save money – because you never know what could happen. It could end up costing you an enormous amount of money and the stress involved would be horrendous. My company offers an extremely good and honest policy with the bonus of being able to pay in Sterling. Contact one of my offices for a quotation or more information, or visit my website www.jennifercunningham.net.

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Legal services of White Baos Lawyers for large investors As a result of the global crisis in the real estate and financial sector, which has had a very serious impact on Spain, as it was preceded in this country by a property boom, there are many Spanish banks and real estate companies that own a large number of real estate assets, like ‘solares’ (plots without buildings) or unfinished developments, that they cannot or do not want to develop. Some indicators show some recovery of the real estate market in Spain, and for some time, it has been many funds - mainly international funds and investors - who have shown great interest in these real estate assets and investments. The first problem faced by most of these international and national investors is the lack of knowledge of the local market. Once the decision to acquire properties has been made; there is a lack of structure to undertake the real estate project and its development. In these cases, the outsourcing of certain jobs becomes indispensable. Services offered by our firm to investors: Prior to the acquisition of the property: PREVIOUS REPORTS (DUE DILIGENCE). Before acquiring a real estate asset, it is necessary to know its building potential (technical report), legal status (legal report), and the feasibility of the project (economic report). These reports value the investment, the contingencies that may affect it, the market situation of the area. Its complexity, detail and cost will vary according to the needs of the investor. Once the real estate investment is purchased: MANAGEMENT AND ADMINISTRATION OF REAL ESTATE COMPANY - Set Up of the Company. - Preparation of documents, draft of the contracts of the company, Public Deeds, Company House registration, etc. - Annual Accounts, book of minutes, shareholders book, etc. - In general, everything that is necessary for the optimal functioning of the company. INTEGRAL PROJECT MANAGEMENT We can carry out the necessary actions for the development

of the promotion and investment project, under the guidelines, and submit it to the final decision of the PROPERTY INVESTOR: - Preparation and monitoring of the definitive Business Plan - Definition and follow-up of the Calendar of the development and building process. - Supervision for hiring the services and liaising with the different agents part of the building process such as architects, engineers, etc. Previous negotiations with financial institutions, banks, etc. - Dealing with the local administration, in order to obtain the licenses and pertinent permits. In general, everything that is necessary for the correct final-

ization of the real estate project and development. COMMERCIAL MANAGEMENT - Market study, business planning (analysis of the competitors, needs of the area, prices, qualities ...) - Strategic planning (prices definition, qualities, campaigns ...) - Sales management (draft of selling contracts ...) - Sales channels (national or international) negotiation. These services are carried out by our law firm or outsourced to professionals who are experts in their field and with extensive experience in the sector. If you want to invest in Spain, do it in a safe, reliable and professional way, contact us.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

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Fine arts for culture vultures LOVERS OF decorative and fine art with a desire to learn more will be interested in a new group being launched on the Costa Blanca; the Marina Alta Fine Arts Society. by Jack Troughton

MAFAS is a local branch of the highly successful National Association of Decorative and Fine Arts Society, which already boasts four branches in Spain; 325 branches in the UK; and more across Europe, Australia and New Zealand. And it offers the discussion of art-based subjects with expert speakers flown in to Spain to make detailed and fascinating presentations around a host of subjects. The society offers eight monthly illustrated presentations covering a wide range of topics; from Tutankhamun’s Treasures to Art Deco, Highgrove to Victoria and Albert, Picasso to Pop Art, Indian Fabrics to Faberge Eggs – and everything in between. In fact, there are some 4,200 topics for the MAFAS committee to choose from. The speakers are said to be world-class. At a recent ‘sample’ presentation, the lecturer had been a resident expert in the National Gallery in London for 10 years and was said to be “truly amazing, very knowledgeable, interesting and funny’. MAFAS will invite other specialists from such institutions as Tate Britain, Tate Modern, and the Antiques Roadshow. All speakers are appointed by the national association and they are invited to the Marina Alta to speak. RTN was told: “What a fantastic resource for the area; enhancing our understanding and knowledge of culture and heritage.” MAFAS is staging its opening meeting and presentation on Thursday 19th January at the Parador Hotel in Javea at 10.30am. Membership is 50€ a year and members receive four magazines over the 12 months with reviews of exhibitions, offers of courses and cultural trips organised by the UK society; Italy, China, India and Europe are on the current list. To receive information from MAFAS, email secretary@mafas.org.uk saying ‘keep me informed’. There is also the website www.mafas.org.uk.

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Doodle Box

Cryptic Crossword

ACROSS 7. Additional extravagance at first (5) 8. Ancient hero who took the ones here to America (7) 9. Where birds win money by cheating at cards? (7) 10. Soft swelling is well rounded (5) 12. So pretence turns out to be what everybody knows unofficially (4,6) 15. See 3 Down. 18. Poor dunderhead goes back to languish (5) 19. He needs his eyes open for his pupils to be clearly seen (7) 21. Regard to business (7) 22. Change there and get a number (5) DOWN 1. Don’t forget the wild animal you’re thinking about (4,2,4)

2. Plunder’s going up to have a seat! (5) 3 & 15 Across. Although you understand quite a bit, don’t be offended (4,2,4,4) 4. The prop is attached, so don’t go away (4,2) 5. Springtime? (4,4) 6. Need about a couple of dozen sheets of paper (7) 11. Suitably arrange to make a formal request for goods (3,2,5) 13. More punctual helper behind the scenes (8) 14. A sufficient reason for being on the rocks, perhaps (7) 16. It’s clear father has what he needs for camping (6) 17. It raised the tone quickly (5) 20. She’s in the choir: get her out altogether! (4)

Quick ACROSS 7. Light-giver (5) 8. Malady (7) 9. Lachrymose (7) 10. Put off (5) 12. Colony (10) 15. Becoming adult (10) 18. Joins timber (5) 19. Unvarying (7) 21. Pleas (7) 22. Frequently (5) DOWN 1. Diplomacy (10) 2. Massive (5) 3. Cook (4) 4. Quarters (6) 5. Club (8) 6. Pagan (7) 11. Withdrawal (10) 13. Regularity (8) 14. Decorative pelmet (7) 16. Ocean travel (6) 17. Value (5) 20. Image (4)

Sudoku

Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 38.

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Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// It is the breeze of an uplifting energy that blows your way this week. Redeeming, regenerating and renewing your own spiritual power is directing forward and towards a rebirthing of your ideas and all that you hold dear. These actions are made more certain by the actions of an ebullient Pluto conjuncting with the wily discerning skills of Venus. Venus squares on Jupiter and this may explain your need to be relaxed and laid back right now. As a situation develops you can be found looking to your preferentials and enjoying some comforting rest and relaxation. Time will allow you to face up to facts and allow you an insight into just how things could be, and what your priorities really are!

Venus squares up to Uranus, Ceres and Kora this week and above all you need to let go of something it is easier to hold on to. Moving on means what it says and it often demands a complete denial of the past actions as the present now is exalted and the future becomes the seat of new and inspiring possibilities. You can do it if you really want to!! Watch plans change as something more urgent clouds your judgment and serves to set the cat amongst the pigeons into the bargain. Time and tide wait for no man and whilst you have been giving loving energy to those who need it, it has left you bereft and somewhat unresponsive. Tell that special someone how much you really love them right now.

There is a double Aquarian connotation in this weeks trine between Mercury and Uranus. Uranus rules Aquarius and Mercury is exalted in Aquarius. The process brings with it a change of mind for you; and this may very well be for the best in the current scheme of things. There is no need to push the boat out or to look beyond true reality. Kora trines Mercury and this has the effect of blocking previously open channels of communication. You may have to be inventive to seek a way around what is the cause of the spanner in the works; but remember that your natural instincts always seem to be showing you the positive. Ensure that your silence now is only a remporary thing!

Time was when you would have sought a more resolute solution but your skills of bargaining are as sharp as ever and you well know what’s coming next. Take time to make your feelings fully known and give the support just where it is needed, which is not where it’s at right now! Jupiter squares on Venus and all’s fair in both love and war. A recent shift felt all across the Cosmos has brought timbre to emotional energies. Even if you are still awaiting the green light then it is time to make clear your intentions; and to assure those that love and protect you that this is a part of your journey of life, and that you are fully prepared. Time has healed you well but now go it alone!

The square on Neptune sees the elevation of the Sun and the synthesis of energies are focussed all across the Cosmos to ensure a good result. Emotional desires manage to reach the surface this week and you must remember that your side of the bargain is no more valid than anyone else’s! Face full on what you need to get back balance an stability. The air of indecisiveness hangs around the trauma of a week in which you have conducted a lot of soul searching. You may not be responsible for negative actions which seem to be peppering the way ahead right now, but you can monitor that they are no longer needed. As Ceres calls time on a hapless Venus your true life source is finally revealed.

Your mighty planetary leader Uranus trines with Mercury this week and for sure there are some hidden aspects now revealing themselves to you clearly and distinctly. Mercury opens channels whilst Uranus guides and finds the deepest inventions of the soul. You are in pole position but you must know better the inner you to win.

Charge your psychic energies and open yourself to receive the gift of a power surge during this week ahead. You are gifted and guided and although you have allowed second best you must remember that you are blessed by the positive and inspiring doctrines of the spiritual laws of attraction. This time around when the chance comes your way, say yes!

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Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

Kenny, is it wrong to ask for money? Do Spirit judge those who ask? I have the chance to better my financial situation right now, with an injection of cash. B.V.P.( sms) Well B.V.P. I will answer your question in the positive because it certainly isn’t wrong to ask for what you need. If you deserve it then you should be even more likely to get it! People think money and Spirit do not go together, but in this life we pay our debts with Wonga and there is nothing wrong with that. Being generous to those who need whenever you can helps too, each and every way. I would ask you to be aware of parting with your hard earned and deserved cash though, unless you are completely sure of what you are getting. We can’t afford to just lose money!

If It’s Your Birthday This Week

Know better that the reactions you feel are rewarding in the current scheme of things. Above all be prepared to make the changes you need; and focus all your intentions on making the connections that will reward your wildest desires most amply!

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Programs keep crashing HI AUNTY: Could you please help? I have recently purchased a new Dell Optiplex 3010 desk top computer with Windows 8 operating system and the official Office Home & Student 2013 installed. All appeared to operate okay until I installed my existing Epson Stylus SX425W series printer. I downloaded the drivers for this printer/Windows 8 from the official Epson website, now when I open word the Word & Excel programs crash. Could this be caused by my printer? Any ideas or do I require a new printer? This printer is only 18 months old and works okay on my Vista laptop. Keep up the good work. Regards, Geoff. Aunty says: It appears you are not the only one with problems with this Epsom printer and Windows 8 crashing Office programmes. Many people complaining that the driver V6.72 for this printer for Windows 8 is not ideal. I assume you have installed the correct version of the driver for your PC – i.e. the correct 32 or 64 bit version for your version of W8? One workaround may be to use the Windows 7 driver, and make sure you install that version using the compatibility mode options: Download scanner driver and software for Windows 7 from the Epsom site a) Right-click on the driver executable/installer file. b) Click on Properties and select the Compatibility tab. c) Click the checkbox before Run this program in Compatibility mode for option and select Windows 7 in the list-down box. d) Then try installing the device driver via Run as administrator. Reply: Thanks Aunty for your help. The problem with my Epson SX425W printer drivers causing my official Office Home & Student 2013 to crash is the same with Windows 7 & 8. I have downloaded the latest 64bit drivers from the Epson website. I have also since spoken to a local IT company: they said the same as you. Epson have a major problem with this printer, they said avoid it like the plague. When I contacted Epsom they were not interested - I believe that I would have been better talking to the wall. Now looking for a new printer: it will not be an EPSON!

Scam?

HELLO AUNTY: Recently I have received a number of calls from people claiming to be at a Microsoft technical centre and that they had observed problems with my ‘Windows computer’ which they could resolve. One I let get as far as asking me to switch on the computer before I hung up but others I have always cut off before they got that far. This morning I decided to see if I could get any information from a caller and said that I was busy and would ring back later. The woman then told me that her number was 0044 141 6288227 and that she was in Glasgow. I understand that such calls are probably from scammers and am content to ignore them but others may be taken in and give away sensitive information. Therefore we should do what we can to stop the scammers. With thanks for your help in the past, Tony.

Aunty says: This same issue seems to come around every few months, and is resurfacing again, given the amount of people who have mentioned this in the last few weeks. Suffice to say it is a scam: Microsoft would NEVER contact you by telephone. Any ‘problems’ Microsoft would have would affect many people, and so a mass ‘Patch’ would be issues to Windows. They would not call each individual up to talk them through the process. These scammers simply want to get you to install some software that will allow them access to your PC: not a good idea.

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Peace celebrated at anniversary Meet Mack

by Jack Troughton

FRIENDS OF the Vivace Classical Choir will travel from across the UK to join the group for its 10th anniversary concert and a performance of ‘The Armed Man’ – a mass for peace. Composer Sir Karl Jenkins’ music will be enriched by the addition of musicians from the Symphonic Band of the Union Musical of San Miguel de Salinas; the instrumentalists joining the choir’s regular accompanist, pianist David Ward Campbell. Vivace’s Musical Director Tom Pargeter plays trombone with the band and is delighted the choir has forged a link with the musicians. He believes the inspiring work is a fitting climax to the Vivace Classical choir’s special year. Sir Karl (pictured) composed the mass for the millennium, it was dedicated to the victims of the war then going on in Kosovo, and this enthralling modern work is a mass for universal peace - a dramatic representation of the preparations, actions, consequences and recovery stages of any war. Sadly, it is as relevant today as it was 16 years ago. The first performance is on Friday 2nd December at 8.00pm in the Casa de Cultura in San Miguel. It will be followed by a special charity performance on Saturday 3rd December at 8.30pm in the wonderful Church of Santas Justa and Rufina in Orihuela. Tickets for both performances are €5, and can be obtained from Bargain Books in San Miguel, or by calling Douglas Brown on 659 616 356.

and Mabel

STUDIO32 INTRODUCES its next production, the musical ‘Mack and Mabel’, at an Open Day on Wednesday 7th December at 4pm in Casa Ventura, San Luis. It is an opportunity to get involved with this friendly and talented group and meet the director, musical director, company members and production team; the show is set for production in May and June next year. The musical tells the story of silent movie making and the relationship between Hollywood director Mark Sennett and his greatest star, Mabel Normand. The story is about Mabel entering the world of film making and the black and white world of such craziness as the Keystone Cops. Michael Ball and Rebecca La Chance (pictured) starred in a UK version. Meanwhile, Studio32 is preparing to take the classic ‘A Christmas Carol’ to the stage of the Cardenal Belluga Theatre in San Fulgencio. Tickets are still available for the Broadway musical version of the Charles Dickens story for Wednesday 30th November and Thursday 1st December. All performances start at 7.30pm and doors open at 7pm. Tickets are 9€ and can be reserved by calling 642 080 258 or email tickets@studiothirtytwo.org. Once again Studio32 will support the Alzheimer’s Association.

Professional Property Sales Consultant & Tax Advisor Wincham International is a UK/Spanish Legal & Taxation Practice and an Estate Agent specialising in Clients with Spanish property. We are currently looking to recruit a full time professional Sales Consultant to assist us in providing Clients with Consultancy Services relating to the re-structuring of property in Spain as well as dealing with Clients financial and estate planning affairs. The ideal candidate will have experience of working in a sales environment, be tenacious and self-motivated, and be confident in working in a target driven environment. In addition, they must be articulate, numerate, Computer literate and have excellent customer service attributes. Suitable applicants must have sales experience in either financial, legal services, estate agency or property sales. The role will be based at our Calpe office and include developing sales from qualified leads, improving conversion rates and providing consultancy and legal services to clients and their Spanish property purchase or sale. The Calpe office operates as a local Estate Agent so there is the requirement to list property for our Sellers within the marketing campaigns we run, and also show potential Buyers the propertyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for sale. The successful sales candidate will have a proven track record and an outgoing personality, must speak and write excellent English and Spanish as you will be dealing with both British and Spanish owned property transactions. Initial and on-going training will be provided, a good basic salary plus uncapped commission/bonus scheme is also in place for the right candidate. The working week required is 40 hours Monday-Friday. Annual Salary will depend on experience.

Fully Qualified Experienced Abogado / Spanish Lawyer â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Calpe Office Wincham International, a successful Legal, Taxation and Accounting Consultancy specialising in English speaking clients, is looking to recruit a full time Qualified and Experienced Abogado to be located at our Wincham Calpe Office. The applicant will have a good experience of Spanish Property transactions, Resident and non-Resident matters, Resident and non-Resident Company structures, legal matters, Probate & Wills, Notary attendance, and will be Fee earning, the position will require travel throughout Spain. The successful candidate will have a proven track record, must speak and write excellent Spanish and English, have good reporting skills as they will be reporting directly to the Wincham UK Board of Directors. You will have the ability to provide our clients with a first class service throughout Spain. The understanding of Brussels IV legislation is essential. You may already be in practice as an Abogado / Spanish Lawyer or may wish to consider joining an International Company with good growth prospects. Shareholding and Director Participation maybe considered. The right candidate can expect a good employment package provided by our International Organisation. You may wish to relocate and this may also be considered. Wincham invite prospective applicants to forward their CV, in English, together with a summary of why they believe they would be suitable for the position. Annual Salary will depend on experience.

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friday 25th November BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Ill Gotten Gains 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Secret Life of the Hospital Bed 12:45 Rip Off Britain: Food 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Coroner 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 Still Open All Hours 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Citizen Khan 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Walliams & Friend 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 Would I Lie to You?

BBC2

7:15 My Life in Books 7:45 The Secret Life of the Hospital Bed 8:30 Junior Bake Off 9:00 A Tale of Five Temples: The Story of Hinduism in Britain 9:30 The Welsh Italians 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Coast 14:15 Cash in the Attic 14:45 Just Good Friends 15:15 Open All Hours 15:45 Talking Comedy 16:15 Hunters of the South Seas 17:15 The Dark: Nature’s Nighttime World 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Coastal Path 22:00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather

ITV1

7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Tenable 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Countrywise 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 23:30 Weather 23:30 ITV News 24:00 ITV Regional Weather 24:15 Film Carry On at Your Convenience

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

7:00 Children’s TV 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Film I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 Secrets of Great British Castles 22:00 Britain’s Greatest Bridges 23:00 The Best of Bad TV

7:00 Dinner Date 7:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8:35 Emmerdale 9:05 Emmerdale 9:35 Coronation Street 10:05 Psych 10:55 Catchphrase 11:40 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 12:40 You’ve Been Framed! 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Emmerdale 14:15 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 Family Guy 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp

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CHANNEL 5

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7:10 Gillette World Sport 7:40 Triathlon 8:05 The Grid 8:30 Frasier 8:55 Frasier 9:25 Murray Walker Meets Jenson Button 10:00 The Morning Line 10:55 Live Formula 1 12:25 Lee McKenzie Meets Mark Webber 12:55 Live Formula 1 15:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:10 Jamie’s Super Food 17:40 Location, Location, Location 18:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 19:35 Channel 4 News 20:00 China: Between Clouds and Dreams 21:00 Britain at Low Tide 22:00 Film Fast & Furious 6 24:40 Film Speed

7:00 Children’s TV 10:00 Shimmer and Shine 10:30 Peppa Pig 10:40 Peppa Pig 10:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 11:05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:40 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops 12:05 House Doctor 13:10 Film A Puppy for Christmas 14:55 Film Wishin’ and Hopin’ at Christmas 16:35 Film Guess Who’s Coming to Christmas 18:25 Film Finding Mrs Claus 20:10 NCIS 21:00 NCIS: New Orleans 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football on 5: The Championship 23:00 Football on 5: Goal Rush 23:25 The Freddie Mercury Story: Who Wants to Live Forever?

7:00 Emmerdale 9:25 Coronation Street 12:20 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 13:50 Film Step Up 3 14:50 FYI Daily 14:55 Film Step Up 3 16:00 Film The Waterboy 17:00 FYI Daily 17:05 Film The Waterboy 17:55 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 19:25 Film The Mummy 20:25 FYI Daily 20:30 Film The Mummy 21:45 Scorpion 22:50 The Xtra Factor 23:20 Family Guy 23:50 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp 24:50 Family Guy

7:00 Baby Daddy 7:25 Baby Daddy 7:55 How I Met Your Mother 8:20 How I Met Your Mother 8:55 Made in Chelsea 10:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 11:00 Melissa & Joey 11:35 Melissa & Joey 12:00 Black-ish 12:30 Black-ish 13:00 How I Met Your Mother 13:30 How I Met Your Mother 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Goldbergs 15:30 The Goldbergs 16:00 Film The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 18:15 Rude(ish) Tube 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Film Avatar 23:30 Gogglebox 24:35 Rude Tube

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The Goldbergs 8:05 The Goldbergs 8:30 The Goldbergs 8:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:55 Live Formula 1 11:35 Jamie’s Comfort Food 12:05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Couples Come Dine with Me 13:55 Live Formula 1 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Coast vs Country 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 21:00 Food Unwrapped 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 The Last Leg 24:05 First Dates

saturday 26th November BBC1 7:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 James Martin: Home Comforts 13:00 Football Focus 14:00 BBC News 14:15 Live Snooker: UK Championship 15:00 Live International Rugby Union 17:30 Final Score 18:20 Celebrity Mastermind 18:50 BBC News 19:00 BBC Regional News 19:10 Pointless Celebrities 20:00 Strictly Come Dancing 21:10 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show 22:10 Casualty 23:00 The National Lottery Live 23:10 BBC News 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 Match of the Day 24:50 The NFL Show

BBC2

7:00 Film The Las Vegas Story 8:25 Film Underwater! 10:00 Natural World 11:00 Secret Britain 12:00 Homes Under the Hammer 13:00 The Good Cook 13:30 The Best Dishes Ever 14:00 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 15:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship 18:00 Live International Rugby Union 20:30 International Rugby Union 21:30 Sold! Inside the World’s Biggest Auction House 22:30 The Brits Who Designed the Modern World 23:30 Jazzie B’s 1980s: From Dole To Soul 24:30 Snooker: UK Championship

ITV1 7:00 Children’s TV 9:10 Looped 9:30 Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:20 Wild Australia with Ray Mears 12:50 Cash Trapped 13:50 ITV News and Weather 13:59 ITV Regional Weather 14:00 This Time Next Year 15:00 50 Greatest Harry Potter Moments 17:00 Thunderbirds Are Go 17:30 Fantastic Beasts And JK Rowling’s Wizarding World 18:30 ITV News 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 20:00 Meet the Parents 21:00 The X Factor 22:50 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 23:50 ITV News and Weather 24:09 ITV Regional Weather 24:10 Film Carry On Henry

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7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Young & Hungry 11:30 Young & Hungry 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Young & Hungry 17:30 Young & Hungry 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film Unknown 23:15 The Big Bang Theory 23:50 The Big Bang Theory

#tv&showbiz goss

by Peter Taylor

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The late ´King of Pop´ has a son called Prince! Michael Jackson’s eldest child, Prince 19, has rarely spoken about anything; however, he did open up to The Los Angeles Times recently saying that his father once gave him some rather pessimistic advice that he should “Trust no one!” Prince explained that Michael said to him “a lot of people are motivated by themselves; don’t trust someone just because it sounds like a good idea … do your research!” On the business of wearing masks Prince said “the reason we wore masks was he wanted us to have our own life without him.” Clever! Prince said how he and his sister ´Paris´ and brother ´Blanket´ always enjoyed going out without their dad as no-one knew who they were. He recalls “I remember being in Disneyland with dad and there were all these fans waving and taking pictures of me, I thought it was normal, so I waved back.” A worrying fact is that there’s talk of the siblings starring in a reality show, a way we now know of becoming the president of the United States! AAAHHHH!

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Being stranded on a deserted island to me means foraging for food and living the life of a hermit! Not so with the latest US of A reality show called ´Below Deck´ that stars, and I use the word in its most loose form, Kate Chastain. I´ll let her take up the story. She told the New York Post “We were on our way down to Turks and Caicos, the captain, his friend and I, and the captain wanted to cut corners and get there quickly but he hit a coral reef and we were shipwrecked for three days on a desert island. We had two boxes of potato chips and luckily, four cases of Domaine Ott Rosé wine, so actually it was like a mini-vacation. “Kate then added “I went down to salvage my clothes, but I had no idea where I thought I was going!” To the TV station to cancel the show hopefully!

We´re all aware that when celebs appear on chat shows it’s pretty much mapped out. Tom Cruise appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Show recently and broke all of those rules when he suddenly drifted off into a speech about mega movie Top Gun. He said how he pretended he was not sure about taking the “Maverick” Mitchell role as he wanted to drag out the process and have some fun flying an F-14 jet. Tom was allotted a guy called Bozo as his instructor and said “As Bozo was going through the check sheet, I noticed the emergency lights were on and we´re about to take off, and I said ‘Bozo, these lights! there’s a lot of red lights! and he’s like, ‘Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,’ and he starts turning them off! Then he said “They don’t call me Bozo for nothing.” Bozo the Dozo … No!

Whoopi Goldberg has produced some very successful work down the years, but will she succeed with her latest adventure … Ugly Sweaters! Whoopi told The New York Times “They make me happy, I’ve worn them for many years and I thought about all the things I’d love to see on a sweater,” and has she come up with some pretty ugly stuff! Like an octopus becoming a Menorah and black and white Santa Clauses on the verge of kissing. The sweaters are made from wool, alpaca, cashmere and cotton and cost $139 each! Whoopi feels her timing is good saying “You can start right after Thanksgiving, wear them all the way through Hanukkah and New Year’s, then you’re done for another 12 months until it rolls around again!” The sweaters went on sale at Lord & Taylor and Hudson’s Bay on Nov 1. WHOOPEE!

The Exorcist frightened the life out of most of us at various parts of the movie … the priest at the bottom of the stairs about to walk up will remain in my mind’s eye for ever and a day. How about something else to interfere with your sleep pattern? The film´s director William Friedkin has now said that psychiatrists are much more open to the possibility of demonic possession after he was permitted to film a real life exorcism ... oh my good god! … An article about the event appeared in Vanity Fair explaining how he was permitted to film the exorcism of Rosa, a woman in her late 30s living in Rome, and afterwards the director of the New York State Psychiatric Institute saw the film he accepted that exorcism was not connected to the condition of epilepsy. Somebody call the priest immediately!

sunday 27th November BBC1

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7:00 Breakfast 8:35 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Fern Britton Meets 12:00 Sunday Politics London 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Film Enchanted 15:55 Flog It! 16:35 Escape to the Country 17:20 Planet Earth II 18:20 Songs of Praise 18:55 BBC News 19:10 BBC Regional News 19:20 Countryfile 20:20 Strictly Come Dancing 21:00 Planet Earth II 22:00 My Mother and Other Strangers 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC Regional News 23:30 Match of the Day 2 24:50 Sunny D

7:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 7:45 Big Dreams Small Spaces 8:45 Life in a Cottage Garden with Carol Klein 9:15 Carol Klein’s Plant Odysseys 9:45 Countryfile 10:45 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:15 International Rugby Union 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship 19:10 Film Deep Impact 21:00 The Mayflower Pilgrims: Behind the Myth 22:00 Whites v Blacks: How Football Changed a Nation 23:00 Black Is the New Black 23:30 QI XL 24:15 Snooker: UK Championship

7:00 Children’s TV 9:10 Looped 9:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Bear Grylls Survival School 11:00 Peston on Sunday 12:00 Gino’s Italian Escape 12:30 Let’s Do Christmas with Gino & Mel 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:39 ITV Regional Weather 13:40 Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury 14:10 The X Factor 16:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Tipping Point 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:10 ITV News and Weather 19:30 Off Their Rockers 20:00 The Next Great Magician 21:00 The X Factor 22:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 23:30 ITV News and Weather 23:44 ITV Regional Weather 23:45 Peston on Sunday 24:45 Premiership Rugby Union

7:10 FIA World Endurance Championship 7:35 Le Mans Classic 8:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00 Frasier 9:30 Frasier 10:00 Sunday Brunch 13:00 Live Formula 1 17:40 Guy Martin’s Wall of Death: Behind the Scenes 18:40 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 19:40 Channel 4 News 20:00 The Secret Life of the Zoo 21:00 Escape to the Chateau 22:00 Humans 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 24:05 Jon Richardson: Nidiot

7:00 Children’s TV 9:45 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:00 Shimmer and Shine 10:25 Peppa Pig 10:35 Peppa Pig 10:45 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:30 Football on 5: The Championship 12:25 Football on 5: Goal Rush 13:00 The Gadget Show 14:00 Film Twelve Trees of Christmas 15:40 Film Once Upon A Christmas 17:25 Film Annie Claus Is Coming to Town 19:10 Film Santa Who? 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Film Saving Private Ryan

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7:00 The Hot Desk 7:10 Emmerdale 9:30 Coronation Street 12:20 The X Factor 14:15 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 15:20 The Hot Desk 15:30 Catchphrase 16:30 You’ve Been Framed! 17:00 Film The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 18:00 FYI Daily 18:05 Film The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 19:05 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 20:10 Film The Waterboy 21:10 FYI Daily 21:15 Film The Waterboy 22:00 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp 24:30 Family Guy

7:00 Animals Unleashed 7:20 New Girl 7:45 New Girl 8:05 Baby Daddy 8:35 Baby Daddy 9:00 Melissa & Joey 9:30 Melissa & Joey 10:00 Hollyoaks 12:30 Made in Chelsea 13:30 Film Clueless 15:30 The Goldbergs 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 The Goldbergs 17:00 The Goldbergs 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Big Bang Theory 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film Salt 23:00 Tattoo Fixers

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monday 28th November BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Ill Gotten Gains 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Secret Life of the Hospital Bed 12:45 Rip Off Britain: Food 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Coroner 16:00 Escape to the Country 1:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Ordinary Lies 23:00 BBC News at Ten 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Imagine 24:50 Film Little Voice

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7:15 My Life in Books 7:45 The Secret Life of the Hospital Bed 8:30 Junior Bake Off 9:00 Coast 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Countryfile 14:15 Cash in the Attic 14:45 Just Good Friends 15:15 Open All Hours 15:45 Talking Comedy 16:15 Jungle Atlantis 17:15 Earthflight 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 The Choir: Gareth’s Best in Britain 23:00 Live at the Apollo 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 NFL This Week

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7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Tenable 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Fishing Impossible 21:00 The Martin Lewis Money Show 22:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:35 ITV Regional Weather 23:35 ITV News 23:45 On Assignment 24:20 Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories

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7:00 Countdown 7:45 The Goldbergs 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Jamie’s Comfort Food 12:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Coast vs Country 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Breaking the Silence Live 22:00 What Britain Earns with Mary Portas 23:00 One Killer Punch 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

7:00 Children’s TV 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 House Doctor 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Film Naughty or Nice 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 All New Traffic Cops 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet 22:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 23:00 The Boy Who’ll Never Grow Up 24:05 The Hotel Inspector Returns

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7:00 Dinner Date 7:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8:35 Emmerdale 9:05 Coronation Street 10:05 Psych 10:55 Catchphrase 11:40 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 12:40 You’ve Been Framed! 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 Family Guy 23:00 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 American Dad!

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Young & Hungry 11:30 Young & Hungry 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Young & Hungry 17:30 Young & Hungry 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Tattoo Fixers 23:00 Naked Attraction 24:05 The Big Bang Theory 24:35 The Big Bang Theory

tuesday 29th November BBC1

7:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Big Food Rescue 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Secret Life of the Hospital Bed 12:45 Rip Off Britain: Food 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Coroner 16:00 Think Tank 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News; Regional News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Rillington Place 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Imagine 24:50 Film The Cry of the Owl

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7:00 My Life in Books 7:30 The Big Food Rescue 8:15 The Secret Life of the Hospital Bed 9:00 DIY SOS 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 The Choir: Gareth’s Best in Britain 23:00 Live at the Apollo 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 NFL This Week

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7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News London 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Tenable 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:45 Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories 24:45 Murder, She Wrote

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 8:10 The King of Queens 8:35 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Jamie’s Super Food 12:00 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Coast vs Country 17:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Secret Life of 22:00 Life on the Psych Ward 23:00 Gogglebox 24:05 999: What’s Your Emergency?

7:00 Children’s TV 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:30 Film Once Upon A Christmas 14:10 5 News Lunchtime 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:20 Film A Christmas Promise 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 All New Traffic Cops 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet 22:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 23:00 The Boy Who Can’t Stay Awake 24:05 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies

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7:00 Dinner Date 7:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8:35 Emmerdale 9:05 Coronation Street 9:35 You’ve Been Framed! 10:05 Psych 10:55 Catchphrase 11:40 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 13:15 Emmerdale 13:45 Coronation Street 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 Family Guy 23:00 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 American Dad!

7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Young & Hungry 11:30 Young & Hungry 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 Young & Hungry 17:30 Young & Hungry 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Black-ish 21:00 Film Addams Family Values 23:00 Tattoo Fixers 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory

wednesday 30th November BBC1

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7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Tenable 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 21:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:45 Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories 24:45 Murder, She Wrote

7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Frasier 11:30 Jamie’s Super Food 12:00 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Coast vs Country 17:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Secret Life of 22:00 Life on the Psych Ward 23:00 Gogglebox 24:05 999: What’s Your Emergency?

7:00 Children’s 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:30 Film Once Upon A Christmas 14:10 5 News Lunchtime 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:20 NCIS 16:20 Film A Christmas Promise 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 All New Traffic Cops 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet 22:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild 23:00 The Boy Who Can’t Stay Awake 24:05 Celebrity Botched Up Bodies

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7:00 Children’s TV 8:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:00 Wissper 9:15 Pepper Pig 9:25 Pepper Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Pyjamas 10.15 The Wright Stuff 12:30 Wishin and Hopin at Christmas 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Spirit of Christmas 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Secrets of the Great British Castles 22:00 Building the World’s Most Luxurious Cruise Ship 23:00 The Best of Bad TV

7:00 Emmerdale 10.05 Coronation Street 12:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 13:30 Catchphrase 14:30 You’ve Been Framed! 15.00 You’ve Been Framed! 16:05 Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure 17:05 FYI Daily 17:10 Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure 17:55 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 19:25 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 20:25 FYI Daily 20:30 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 21:30 Scorpion 22:30 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Family Guy 23:35 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp 24:35 Family Guy

7:00 Baby Daddy 7:20 Baby Daddy 7:40 How I Met Your Mother 8.05 How I Met Your Mother 8:30 Melissa & Joey 9:00 Melissa & Joey 9:30 Made In Chelsea 10:30 Couples Come Dine with Me 11:30 Black-ish 12.00 Black-ish 12:30 The Goldbergs 13:00 The Goldbergs 13:30 The Goldbergs 14:00 The Goldbergs 14.30 Clueless 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 16:50 The Big Bang Theory 17:20 The Big Bang Theory 17:50 The Big Bang Theory 18:20 The Big Bang Theory 18:50 The Big Bang Theory 19:20 The Big Bang Theory 19:50 The Big Bang Theory 20:20 New Moon 23:00 Tattoo Fixer 24:00 Googlebox

Thursday 1st December BBC1 7:00 Breakfast 10.15 The Big Food Rescue 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Secret Life of the Hospital bed 12:45 Rip of Britain: Food 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Coroner 16:00 Think Tank 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Question Time 24:45 This Week

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7:00 Good Morning Britain 7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 9.30 Lorraine 8:10 The King of Queens 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 8:15 The Secret Life of the 8:35 The King of Queens 11:30 This Morning 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond Hospital Bed 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 13:30 Loose Women 9:00 Great British Menu 10:00 Frasier 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 10:30 Frasier 9:30 The Welsh Italians 15:00 Judge Rinder 11:00 Frasier 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 16:00 Tenable 11:30 Jamie’s Super Food 12:00 A Place in the Sun: 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 17:00 Tipping Point Summer Sun 13:00 Daily Politics 18:00 The Chase 13:05 Come Dine with Me 19:00 ITV Regional News 14:00 Live Snooker: UK 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 19:30 ITV Evening News Championship 16:00 Coast vs Country 20:00 Emmerdale 19:00 Strictly Come Dacning 17:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter 20:30 Tonight Sun – It Takes 18:00 Four in a Bed 21:00 Emmerdale 20:00 Mastermind 21:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpson 20:30 Match of the Day Live: The of Here! 19:30 Hollyoaks FA Cup 20:00 Channel 4 News 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 21:00 Alan Carr’s Happy Hour 23:00 QI 23.30 ITV Regional News 22.00 Gogglebox 23:30 Newsnight 23:45 The Late Debate 23.00 The Last Leg 24:10 Hedgehog Hotel 24:05 Close to the Enemy 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats 7:00 The World’s Most

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Questions of money by Jack Troughton DEDICATED QUIZMASTERS Sue and Colin McNae were thanked by the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy for their fund raising for good causes. The pair run entertaining and challenging quiz nights both for pleasure and to help others – this year Sue and Colin have made over 1,000€ for such organisations as Friends of the Children of EMAUS, the Caritas Food Bank in Benissa, and the Church of England. Last week 50 people were at the Inn on the Green to take on the questions after an enjoyable supper; the quiz covered a host of topics, ranging from sport and entertainment to history and geography. And Father Jim, of the Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy, thanked Colin and Sue for the enormous amount of hard work that goes into preparing the event, for hosting it, and for avoiding any riots over disputed answers. Pictured is Sue (centre) with Church Warden Eileen and Father Jim. To find out more about the work of the Church of England in the northern Costa Blanca and the contact details and service times visit www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org.

Charity backs emergency services THE VOLUNTEER firemen of Javea and Benitachell and the Javea Red Cross team have accepted a 2,600€ donation as a ‘thank you’ for their part in keeping people safe in September’s fires. The Original Charity Shop and Library presented the money to the Bomberos Voluntarios for fighting the fires and the Red Cross for aiding temporarily homeless people – 1,400 residents were evacuated from homes during the emergency. The charity shop is located at Avenida Fontana 14 in Javea’s Arenal area and the Library is in Javea Park. They are open Monday to Saturday from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. For more information visit www.charityshoplibrary.com or email info@charityshoplibrary.com.

25 nov - 1 dec 2016

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WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Age difference starting to matter Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. I got together with my partner at 29, and she 42. The age If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work difference didn’t bother me, although my parents warned me of possible problems down the line. She had kids and I or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand. became step father to them. I am now 39 and want a child of

Contemplating an affair? Please let readers know the destruction caused by cheating. Last Christmas I stupidly began an affair. It was just a bit of fun for me, and her, I think. I didn’t think of the consequences of my actions until much later. My wife found out and is still wounded beyond belief. My children, who are 10 and 12 have disowned me, together with my wife’s family, who have said they will never forgive me for what I have done to my wife and children. My parents are standing by me, but have said they are severely disappointed in me. The fling was short-lived but the price you are paying now may last a lifetime. Yes, let this indeed be a warning to anyone contemplating an affair. Everyone has their ups and downs. If you are unhappy in your relationship, it’s time to have a serious talk with your partner. Sometimes things can be fixed, sometimes not. Having an affair behind your partner’s back, lying and deceiving, is not the way. Too many lives can be destroyed as a result. Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.

my own. My partner however is too old to have another child. There are other problems; she is now menopausal, has put on weight, losing her vibrancy and has all but given up on any ambitions we had. Now I see what my parents meant. I have met a younger woman at work, and want a different life. Sadly, the warnings your parents gave you all those years ago are now ringing true. Some relationships where there is an age gap can work out, whilst others don‘t. When you talk to your partner, be very gentle in divulging your reasons for wanting to leave. It could be viewed that you are effectively, ‘trading her in for a younger model’, but at the same time, you can’t stay with someone if you are not happy.

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25 nov - 1 dec 2016

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

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True passives Today’s article is about the passive voice in Spanish, how it is formed, how it is used and related matters. We call a sentence passive (as opposed to “active”) when it is inverted to make the object work as the subject, for example when I change “Hemingway wrote the book” to “The book was written by Hemingway”. We have seen in the two previous articles how common this form is in English and how the Spanish have more than one way to deal the omission of the subject apart from the straightforward passive form.

However, this sentence inversion so beloved of the English does also exist in Spanish and this is how it works. Let’s look at the English examples above first, so that you can see the same process in both languages. “Hemingway wrote the book” – in grammatical terms we can say that “Hemingway” is the “subject” of the sentence, “the book” is the “object” of the sentence and “wrote” is the verb. It is this verb “wrote” that we have to focus on. “Wrote” is the past tense of the verb “to write”. To make the sentence passive, we have to take another verb – “to be” and put it into the same tense – “was”. Then we take the main verb “to write” and put it into the form we call the “past participle” – “written”. So, instead of “wrote” we now have “was written”. Of course in English we do this completely automatically, but we need to realize exactly what we do, to do the same in Spanish. Here goes … We start with the sentence in “active” form: “Hemingway escribió el libro” Then we put the object into the position of the subject: “El libro ….. Then we look at the tense of the verb, and see that it is in the past simple or preterite tense (the “done and dusted” tense for readers of my former articles!) Now we take the verb SER and put it into this tense - fue. “El libro fue …. Next, we take the main verb “escribir” and put it into its past participle form – escrito (“written”). “El libro fue escrito ….” Some passive sentences stop there and omit the original subject (e.g. “My bag was stolen”). However, this particular sentence requires the subject to make it complete. In English we use the word “by” in Spanish we use “por”. “El libro fue escrito por Hemingway” Da-dah!!! No problems there then! As you can well imagine, there are just a few other details to bear in mind. An important one is that the whole verb (ser + participle) has to agree in gender and number with the “new” subject. Like this: “Los libros fueron escritos por Hemingway”. “La obra fue escrita por Shakespeare” “Las obras fueron escritas por Shakespeare”. Also, of course, the tense can be different: “La escuela será construida el año que viene”. (The school will be built next year) “He sido elegida reina de las fiestas”. (I’ve been chosen as the festival queen). Don’t ask me where that last example came from! Now, I suggest we all go and make ourselves a cup of tea and calm down from the excitement.

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In The Royal Court Of The Cat & The House Of The Dog CATS DO not have masters, they have minions. Dogs, however, are there to idolise you & hang on every word you utter. To Muttley you are Socrates reincarnate – to Garfield you are, well it doesn’t matter because he’s not listening anyway. With a pooch you could say “Look, we’re going to tether you to 8 of your mates and have you pull a sledge for miles & miles through the frozen wastes of Alaska, being driven by an 18 stone lumberjack bawling mush, mush at you – okay?” “Yeah yeah (pant pant) can’t wait, bring it on.” We’ve had a number of cats & dogs, sometimes both at the same time – however at the moment it’s just the one posh puss. We got Lady Sadie from K9Club Animal Rescue Centre. Since she arrived I’ve become a multi tasking skivvy. I’m a doorman, a doormat, a scratching pole, a pillow & a waiter in both senses, serving her deluxe gourmet grub (which pro rata costs 3 times the amount of our humble fare) & waiting for her to come home at all hours – I never had daughters but now I know what it’s like to be a downbeat drudge. However when HRH Sadie deigns to sit on my lap I feel like - SMERSH’s International Crime Mastermind & 007’s nemesis – Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Last time we had a dog it was as foster parents to a friend’s hound, a mixed breed collie, look his mother’s morales are no business of yours. His name is Fonz because he’s so coool – not in a husky sled pulling way – in a Happy Days way. Last winter we took him for a walk along La Mata beach. It was March and the wind was howling & screaming like a Jess Glynne / Nicki Minaj duet. Suddenly a cop on a mountain bike (which is difficult to take seriously – hardly the Sweeny) collared us. Now I say cop – this one looked like he was eagerly anticipating his 16th birthday – I’ve got a verruca older than this custodian of the law. Apparently we’d committed the heinous crime of perro walking on a deserted winter beach during a sandstorm. We were the only souls daft enough to be on the beach – apart from a Nordic chap in budgie smugglers taking a dip – which did prompt the Current & Final Mrs Ashley to remark “Hum! must get some button mushrooms for tonight’s casserole.” Ooh-er missus, she can be snippy at times. Your pet ponders always welcome; ashleybobble@hotmail.com

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4-5 mins until golden, adding extra oil as you need to. Return all the aubergine to the pan with the garlic, tomatoes and 1 1/2 tsp oregano and cook for 1 min. Stir in the spinach, put the lid on the pan and leave for a few mins to wilt. Add the flour and stir through until combined. Pour in the milk, stir gently and bring to the boil. Bubble for a few mins, then stir in the cheese and season. Cook until the cheese has melted and the sauce has thickened. Mix the mash with the remaining oregano and spread over the filling. Scatter over a little more grated cheese and bake for 10-15 mins until golden.

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Guardamar Town Hall and local opticians fight blindness The Guardamar Town Hall has launched a campaign to prevent blindness by bringing together several local opticians to offer free eye tests from the 21st of November to the 16th of December. They are inviting all local residents to visit their nearest optician during this period to take advantage of the free eye tests and make sure that eyes are healthy and that their vision is good. One of the participating opticians Specsavers Opticas on Avenida Pais Valenciano is delighted to be part of this important campaign and hopes that everyone will make the time to get their eyes tested. “There are approximately 285 million people worldwide who live with impaired vision and blindness. Of these, 39 million people are blind and 246 million have moderate or severe visual impairment, yet 80% of visual impairment is avoidable through treatment and protective measures. This shows just how important it is to take steps to prevent avoidable blindness from conditions such as glaucoma, age related macular degeneration and diabetic retinopathy.”, explains Francisco Manuel Jurado Alonso, Store Director of Specsavers Opticas in Guardamar. “All of these conditions and many others can be easily identified with a complete eye test and early diagnosis is crucial to effective treatment and avoiding permanent vision loss. If necessary, the optometrist will refer you directly for further medical examination with an Ophthalmologist or doctor. We hope that the residents of Guardamar will participate in the Town Hall’s excellent programme to prevent blindness and go and get their eyes tested between 21st of November and the 16th of December – this is an important health check as well as simply because you think you may need glasses.” Specsavers Opticas Guardamar is located in Avda. País Valenciano 43-Bajo, Guardamar del Segura, Alicante, 03140. Call 965 083 273 to book an eye test or visit www.specsavers.es for more information.

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Alfaz fantasy football league After what felt like an eternity,the Premier League & the Alfaz Fantasy Football League was back in action last Weekend.The 9 Premier League games supplied the Fantasy with 20 goals,5 clean sheets,41 yellow cards and 2 red ones which was Sunderland’s Djilobodji (it’s easy for you to say) and Hammer Winston Reid,both off for 2nd yellows.With it getting near Christmas the Referees were in a giving mood by awarding 5 penalties of which 4 were scored and 1 missed. Referee Mike Dean awarded his 9th penalty in his 10 th game in charge this Season which I think is about right.Some Referees wouldn’t award a penalty if somebody shot somebody in the Penalty area. Our young Junior Managers Ant & Brad after 6 weeks at the top of the Fantasy League they have finally been removed by Andrew’s team Big Tymers mind you there is only 1 point in it.Reece;s Wether 2 Winners have slipped down to 3rd while Wyn;s team Wyndham’s All Stars are enjoying a good run of form thanks to his Chelsea Players who helped Him climb up 10 places to 4th.Down at the other end of the Table things are looking bleak for Kevin’s El Portet Elite as they are now 53 points adrift of Jo Jo Wants a Dog. In our Mark Carter Ladies Section Jeanette’s team Gerrard’s Bitch have maintained their place at the Summit for the 4th week running.They have a 10 point advantage over Pam’s People.Jo Jo Wants a Dog have dropped down to the bottom spot replacing Angie’s Blues who have moved out of the relegation zone thanks to the return of Manchester City’s Ya Ya Toure who scored 14 of her 24 points this Week. With 1 week left Pam’s People have taken over the top spot for a 20 euro voucher which is sponsored by Quick Save,the only British Supermarket in Albir,they have a slight 2 point lead over 2 teams Hup Hannah City and Jen’s Mackemville. Although Ant & Brad have lost their place at the top of the main League they are showing no signs of letting up in our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League as they have taken a massive 41 point lead over 2nd placed Marcus’s Salford Sausages.At the other end of the table last Season’s winner of this Section Nathan is finding the going tough this Year as his team F2 Freestylers are hoovering over the trap door 3 points behind Arm Wavers United. The 2 teams going into our Wyndham’s Monthly Wine Draw this week are Wyndham’s All Stars who top scored with a tally of 46 points and our lowest scoring team which was Dawn’s Delight who only managed a minus 2 score. There was only 20 goals scored this week in the Premier League and 7 of them were scored by Players who have not been selected by our Managers so there were not many points available in our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League.Callum’s team El.Portet Sports took advantage of the situation by jumping up from 4th place to take the lead at the Summit by 7 points over Kevin’s team One for the Road.At the very foot of the table El.Portet are again in the frame with Kevin’s El.Portet Elite trailing Baldy Steve’s team Lord Shaw’s Shufflers by 10 points. Manager of the Month for November is being kindly sponsored by Sarita’s top Restaurant in Albir who provide the best authentic Indian Cuisine in Albir as well as of having a nice sunny Terrace.With just one week to go Callum’s El.Portet Sports have a useful 7 point advantage over 3 teams Pam’s People,Big Tony and Wyndham’s All Stars.So it’s all to play for this super meal for 2 at Sarita’s. Bobby’s team Real Mayid have won this week’s Breakfast for 2 at the Two C’s in Alfaz sponsored by Peter & Jo by jumping up 64 places to 104th in the main League. Two of our Lady Managers have joined the other 27 in our RTN K.O.Cup Competition when they won their Replays.Rachel’s team Blue Murder hammered Adrian’s Hammer 1 by 21-4.Lyn’s team Handbrake City got through by seeing off Woz & Holly by the narrow margin of 15 points to 13.The other team to go into the next round was Peter’s team The Iron who just scraped through beating Chris’s Flying Swans by 17-14. The Draw for the 2nd round should be up on our website by the time you read this report. You can also follow your teams progress by logging onto www.alfazffl.com.

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Every Two Days a Worker Dies in a Traffic Related Incident In the latest figures released this week, based on investigations carried out by the Instituto Nacional de Seguridad e Higiene en el Trabajo (INSHT), a worker dies in a traffic related incident every two days. The report reveals that in 2015 there were 58,842 industrial accidents reported, of which 43,202 were during the time travelling to and from work, the equivalent of 73.4% of the total, which breaks down to 161 incidents every day. The total number in Spain is not as high as other European countries, but still reflects a significant number of workers being left incapacitated or suffering fatal injuries. The amount of traffic increases during the journey to and from work, thus increasing the risk of a minor incident by around 11%, a serious incident by 22.2%, and the risk of being involved in a fatal incident increases by 27.5% during these times. However, in addition to the increase in traffic, one of the biggest problems has been suggested

as being complacency, as drivers get used to the same routes, the same levels of traffic and even seeing the same vehicles on the roads at times, it is easy to be lulled into a false sense of security and not be as observant as on a drive involving a new or unusual route or area. The highest group at risk, according to the profile drawn from the catalogue of incidents, is that the highest number of fatalities have involved a male (97.2%) who is the driver (88.6%), with an average age of just over 45 years old. The average of those involved in all incidents, including those without a fatal outcome, is just over 48 years of age. The most important advice is always be alert, allow extra time for your journey when it is busy, maintain a safe distance and appropriate speed at all times and try to avoid becoming complacent, which is so easy to do.

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by Jack Troughton THE CARLOS Pinana Trio brings classical flamenco music to Alfaz del Pi next month with concerts on the 10th and 11th of December. The L’Alfas del Pi Classical Music Society is promoting the two events; the first at the Casa de Cultura in Alfaz, the second at the Fundacion Frax in Albir. The exceptionally talented flamenco guitarist Carlos Piñana has lived and breathed flamenco since childhood – his grandfather was Antonio Piñana, flamenco singer and

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