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Gas attack

ROBBERS USED gas to dope a British family as they slept in a Costa Blanca home before helping themselves to valuables.

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Murder arrest

A MAN wanted for double murder following a gangland killing in Ireland was arrested at Alicante Airport on Tuesday night.

What do a group of teenage lads in Cornwall have in common with US rock band Foo p45 Fighters?

RTN Editor Jack Troughton is interviewed by the BBC’s Andrew Sinclair

THE BBC was on the Costa Blanca this week gauging the opinion of British expats about June’s crucial EU referendum and the growing worries over what a ‘Brexit’ could mean.

Boy drowns in pool A FOUR-YEAR-OLD boy tragically drowned in a swimming pool on Wednesday evening shortly after his family arrived at a holiday home on Urbanisation Rocio del Mar in Torrevieja from the UK. It is understood the youngster fell into the water. Emergency services were called and an ambulance crew arrived but were unable to revive the little boy.

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Last Sunday Michael Ballantyne collapsed and died taking part with friends in Javea´s annual Mirador Challenge, the 29km walk around the town’s viewing points. He was described as a real gentleman and doing something he loved in the community where he lived.

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On a happier note, we have the story of young Marcus Heritage, winner of the Maroc Challenge desert rally. Travelling with his father Gavin, they left scores of competitors in their wake, a real adventure for the 10-year-old co-driver in Team My Mechanic. Congratulations to the girls of Team Fab Four who finished the race in their 4x4 – it sported eyelashes over the headlamps after a makeover – and they “smashed” the 2,000€ barrier raising cash for charity. They also admitted taking too much gear and families in Morocco have sampled the delights of the M&S food hall and pot noodles as a result.

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Frances celebrates her century by Jack Troughton

CELEBRATING A big 100th birthday, Frances Marshall-Atwood enjoyed a party for family and friends in Calpe. Frances and her husband Charles moved to Benissa in 1967 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; almost half a century ago â&#x20AC;&#x201C; and bought a home in Fanadix, where she would continue living after being widowed in 2002. They met and married while serving in the army, Charles rose to the rank of Major during a career in the tank regiments. And Frances always enjoyed a busy social life in Spain and also appeared on stage in a variety of singing and dancing roles in shows directed by Carole Levy until her age forced her to live at a more sedate pace. She now lives in an apartment in Hotel Galetemar in Calpe and held her party in a local restaurant with her family and some of the many friends she has met over the years on the Costa Blanca. And while sometimes her health is less than perfect, she is always happy to welcome friends and enjoy a chat over the old days.

Gas attack by JACK TROUGHTON

ROBBERS USED gas to dope a British family as they slept in a Costa Blanca home before helping themselves to valuables. The victims woke up suffering the after affects of the gas to find they had been locked into their Torrevieja home, all the downstairs windows were open, and their property had been stolen. The family – who asked not to be identified - had only been living in the house in the Las Torreta urbanisation for three weeks when the bandits struck on Maundy Thursday and believe they were targeted. And despite using a translator to report the aggravated burglary to the Guardia Civil, they are angry the promised forensics team have never visited the house in search of fingerprints. The family, a 40-year-old sales rep, his wife, and their nine-year-old daughter only arrived in Spain last November. They are all light sleepers. He said: “I got up with a bit of a headache and my legs were a bit like jelly. Me and the wife were not right for 24 hours...I know we were gassed. “They had been in our bedroom; I would like to think they did not go in our daughter’s room and certainly she did not feel ill.” RTN was told his jeans, with pockets full of change and car keys were taken from beside the couple’s bed and valuable jewellery taken from a bedside cabinet – all without waking anyone. He believes a window was “bumped” by the professional thieves to gain access after injecting gas through air vents. “They opened the windows to make sure they didn’t knock themselves out...once you are gassed and you are out, you are out of it.”

LOOT The bandits methodically went through the house, opening cupboards and drawers, and going through handbags – even taking the daughters’ rucksack and her schoolbooks to carry the loot. Missing property included up to 5,000€ of gold jewellery, two laptops, a new Samsung smart phone, a Nokia phone, and around 500€ in cash. “We couldn’t get out of the door, they had taken the keys I always leave in the lock inside to lock us in,” said the dad. “The car was outside on the drive. They had taken the keys from my jeans – which had been next to the bed and left them outside by the car – and every door and the boot was open.” And he said: “All our neighbours are expats and they say this sort of attack is unheard of – I even went to a local police officer who lives nearby and even he said it was unheard of to use gas or drugs in the area.” The family lives in a cul-de-sac and believe they were identified by a car still on British number plates or heard talking at the local school. The victim said he was “livid” he was unable to report the crime in English but returned to the Guardia Civil with the teenage son of a friend to translate. “They did seem quite concerned and said they hadn’t heard of this sort of crime for years – they didn’t class it as a burglary or robbery but a violent robbery, an aggravated crime,” he said. “They said a forensic team would come out but they haven’t rung or come around or done anything since – they could have taken fingerprints at least and perhaps turned up a suspect. They have just let it go and it’s unacceptable.”

#NEWSBITES AMAZON CREATES MORE JOBS FOR SPAIN THE INTERNATIONAL e-commerce giant, Amazon, has announced major extension plans in Spain, which will see thousands more workers being employed. Over the next three years, Amazon plans to create 3,000 more jobs, as they double the size of its centre near Madrid and to open another site near Barcelona. The plans mean that 1,000 additional workers will be needed in Madrid, and the new site will employ a further 2,000 people. With the additional square metres of capacity, the internet business will be able to increase its capacity from 250,000 orders processed each day to 500,000. When the Madrid centre originally opened in 2012, it only employed 40 workers, currently there are around 850 employees. The expansion for the Madrid centre is expected to be completed at the end of 2016, with the new centre in Barcelona being open for business in the autumn of 2017.

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RTN on the Beeb by JACK TROUGHTON

CURRENTLY THE polls show a narrowing gap between the government-backed ‘remain’ campaign and the Euro-sceptic ´leave´ movement. However, with scare stories becoming a daily feature in the UK press, the BBC East political reporter Andrew Sinclair was keen to find out what the feeling was across Spain and amongst its 800,000 British residents, around two million live across Europe. And as result he interviewed RTN Editor Jack Troughton, as well as expats planning to vote to stay in and those who believe the UK should leave. “We discussed how uncertainty of the position for those who migrated to EU countries under its freedom of movement legislation has really begun to worry our readers,” said Jack. “At RTN, we know people are wondering what will happen to such basic rights as health care, pensions, education. Nobody is suggesting leaving the EU means we will all be packing our bags and forced to leave but it would be helpful to have some positive input…from both sides.” And the situation is not helped by Europe not actually having a structure for a member state to leave the bloc. Should there be a ‘Brexit’ vote, estimates on how long resulting negotiations with the EU and other member would take vary from two years to the best part of a decade. Ironically, the ballot is being held as the Costa Blanca readies itself for a bumper tourist season with Brits again buying property in the sun. FORGET BBC East has a great many viewers living on the Costas and Andrew said: “People have been getting in touch from Spain over the last two or three weeks and saying ´don’t forget about us’. “They are saying ´we are out here and very confused’ they have concerns and tell us ‘we are really worried about our future.” And Andrew said: “The debate is as relevant here as it is in Norwich, Ipswich or Cambridge and there is a real debate here. – not everyone is in the ‘remain’ camp. There are people who want to leave too; and it is argued with real passion here as in the UK.” He regularly reports from Westminster and said the two campaigns were almost running neck and neck. “It is much closer than everyone expected, the general consensus was there would be a clear lead for the ‘remain campaign’.” Andrew said the gap had narrowed in the past few weeks. “In government circles there is genuine concern, it is much closer than anyone thought.” However, while ‘remain’ has a slight lead, he believes the so far undecided voters hold the key. “When they make up their minds they will swing it – if you look at the last General Election, and that was in the final two or three days.” Andrew said at the moment Europe dominated politics. “And any anything with a European connection is suddenly a big story.” The BBC programme will be screened on Look East at 7.30pm tonight (Friday) and on Sunday Politics at noon on BBC1 on 10th April.

Mirador Challenge tragedy by JACK TROUGHTON

MICHAEL BALLANTYNE, a competitor in last Sunday’s Mirador Challenge, tragically died while taking part in the 29km walk around 15 of Javea’s viewing platforms. A keen member of the Costa Blanca Yacht Association, it was the third time an “enthusiastic” Michael – described as a ‘true gentleman’ – had taken part in the annual event. And a news item on the CBYA’s website read: “For Michael it was a great way to go, for his wife Glynis, his entire family and all of us, a total shock, and our sympathies go to all the family.” Michael collapsed during the challenge and determined efforts to resuscitate him by fellow competitors failed to save his life. Bob Gordon, the CBYA chairman, posted: “Michael was such a lovely person, always smiling and a great supporter of the CBYA. He will be very much missed. I know he would have wanted all the teams to have finished the Challenge this year, and it is a credit to all of you who did. “Our thanks also go to all of you who assisted, and did everything possible in very difficult circumstances. I think this year we should call it the “Michael Ballantyne Mirador Challenge”. Michael’s funeral will take place at 1pm on today (8th April) at the Santa Maria Magdalena Church in Benitachell. A collection will be taken for MABS and EMAUS, two charities supported by the Mirador Challenge and people attending were asked to wear bright colours to celebrate his life.

NEWS BITES STILL WAITING FOR A HOME GERMAN SHEPHERD cross Bonnie is still waiting for a new home after her adoption in the UK fell through. The 16-week-old puppy is being cared for by Jalon Valley ARC but is looking to join a forever family. Bonnie is a very sociable pup and used to other dogs and cats and the charity believes she “will make a lovely family pet”. She has been vaccinated and will have a passport and be chipped before she leaves ARC. For more information call Sally on 625 985 689 or Jayne on 649 310 285 or go to the website www.jalonvalleyarc.com.

El Campello accused of sexism

A MEETING in El Campello saw many women and their supporters publicly protest over a position that is only available for men. The Esquerra Unida (EU) held a council meeting in El Campello concerning one clause in their internal regime, which states that the rôle of an ambassador for the town could only be held by a man over 18-years-old. During the meeting, Mayor Benjamin Soler, had to stop proceedings several times, as members of the public continually interrupted, with some shouting “fascists.” Eventually, the public were removed and the session continued behind closed doors. The proposal that a woman could be an ambassador was rejected, causing one councillor to say: “This clause is a clear gender discrimination that prevents women from enjoying the party on an equal footing with men.”

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Migrant “one in one out” begins GREECE BEGAN sending migrants back to Turkey this week, in a move that has angered human rights groups. As migrants, at the port town of Chios in Greece shouted “no Turkey”, the Turkish Interior Minister, Efkan Ala, confirmed that they had begun to remove refugees, 202 on the first day. It was hoped that the collective deportations would help alleviate the migrant crisis, as failed asylum seekers would now be expelled from Greece and sent back to Turkey. However, as refugees were being sent back, many more were still arriving in boats on the Greek shores. The first returns were carried out calmly, Ewa Moncure, spokeswoman for the EU border agency Frontex, told reporters in Lesbos - although activists staged small protests, shouting “No to deportations” and “EU, shame on you”. The first to be escorted back to Turkey were refugees from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran, with the addition of any Syrians who crossed to Greece after 20th March 2016. The UN Refugee spokesman in Lesbos, Boris Cheshirkov, said they had concerns for those who had been imprisoned or tortured before escaping to Greece, stating that “to be put in a closed environment must feel like punishment, where seeking asylum is not a crime, it’s a fundamental human right.” Human rights groups continue to argue about the legality of the deportations, saying that they break international law and “mark a dark time in Europe’s history.” As the migrants were returned to Turkey, thirty-two Syrian migrants were the first to arrive in Germany from Turkey under the new scheme, flying into Hanover, according to officials. Under the scheme, some 72,000 refugees are expected to be removed from Greece.

#NEWSBITES WAGES INCREASE THE NEW national living wage came into force last week in the UK and millions of workers will now receive a bigger pay packet, as the new minimum living wage for employees over the age of 25 rises is £7.20 as from 1st April 2016. Business leaders are concerned that the higher wage bill make it harder for them to be able to afford to keep their staff as this, combined with other costs, increases their outgoings. TUC general secretary, Frances O’Grady, said: “Britain desperately needs a pay rise, and this increase is good news for those aged 25 or older. However, the government must ensure that younger workers are not left behind; 21 to 24 year-olds will not be seeing an increase.

Murder arrest

A MAN wanted for double murder following a gangland killing in Ireland was arrested at Alicante Airport on Tuesday night. The 32-year-old man was held by Guardia Civil officers after arriving on an EasyJet flight from Belfast and was detained under a European Arrest Warrant. And the suspect, who has not been named, was wanted over the murders of Dublin gangland figures Anthony Burnett, 32, and Joseph Redmond, 25, in County Louth four years ago.

The pair’s bodies were found in a burning car close to Ravensdale Forest in March 2012. It is understood they were tortured and shot in the head before the car was torched. A 41-year-old man from Rathmines, Dublin, was arrested in April 2014 over the killing of the two Ballybough men. Guardia officers were waiting for the arrival of the Belfast flight at 9.30pm after a tip off. The suspect was scheduled to appear at an extradition hearing in Madrid.

Father and son win rally by JACK TROUGHTON

GAVIN HERITAGE and his co-driver, seven-year-old son Marcus, were the overall winners of the gruelling 2,000km of the Maroc Challenge. It was the 10th edition of the race from Nador in Morocco over the atlas Mountains and into the Sahara – and ‘dad and lad’ Team My Mechanic from Javea were the best of 127 cars from across Europe in the event, said to be the “hardest yet”. And the girls of Team Fab Four finished a creditable third in the women’s section on their first race, broke a clutch, and have raised more than 2,000€ for charity – the proceeds to be split between Javea animal charity APASA and Make A smile which supports EMAUS children. They all enjoyed the adventure, were proud of their achievement...and even found time for shopping. Gavin said there were other children on the race. “Marcus is certainly the youngest ever winner.” The youngster was taken ill during the six days of racing but told RTN: “I really enjoyed it. I had a drive myself twice. “But I found it a long time to be in a car...I will go again but not until I am 10.” Gavin and Marcus also won the modified 4x4 over 16-years-old in a Toyota Landcruiser winning every daily stage. POINTS Gavin added: “We won our category in every stage – it was an obliteration of everyone else and winning overall was because we had the lowest points of any team in any category.” Nicola Franklyn, Julie Voce, Sally Moore, and Pat McCue made up Team Fab Four – and in a Nissan Patrol were the first four-strong women’s team to take on the challenge. “The clutch went, that was a team effort and happened somewhere in the middle of the race but we ended up having a nice day because we had to go to a garage,” said Nicola. “We hung around in a town and did some shopping while everyone else was in the desert. “But the race was absolutely amazing, the experience of a lifetime but it was really tough – we were doing it for charity but others took it really seriously and some were sponsored by major car companies.” And during the rally they experienced sleet and snow in the mountains, rain, dust and blazing sun. “It made our wardrobe co-ordination very difficult. When we got back we looked like bag ladies. For ladies who like to be a little bit glam, we didn’t look our best.” Team Fab Four thanked everyone for their sponsorship and support and Javea Auto Sales – driving one of the support cars – for help along the route; and champion Gavin for his helpful lessons on driving on sand dunes.

Legion on parade THE STANDARD of a branch of the Royal British Legion in Spain will be paraded in front of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth at this year’s Festival of Remembrance in London. Orihuela Costa and District Branch’s proud standard bearer Eddie Coleman will carry the flag at the Royal Albert Hall on 13th November. Eddie heard the news when he received a call at his La Zenia from the organising committee at the Legion’s London headquarters. And branch Chairman Keith Carter said: “Everyone is absolutely delighted. It is a great honour for all our members and I would like to think the invitation recognises all the hard work that has taken place over the past year. “The branch raised over 15,000€ during last year’s Poppy Appeal, more than any other branch in Spain. It is our target to achieve as much, if not more, this year.” It is only the second time a branch of the Legion’s District North Spain has been recognised with such an invitation. Three years ago Wendy Dengate carried the standard of the Hondon Valley Branch; she is still a member of the branch and the Spain District North committee. Eddie must report to the Albert Hall at 7am on the morning of the festival and will be met by the London district’s Sergeant Major to be put through his paces.

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NUCLEAR FEAR IN NORTH KOREA

FEARS ARE growing over a potential attack as North Korea threatens nuclear strikes on Seoul, in South Korea, and also in Washington.

New satellite footage shows a “significant increase in activity” at a nuclear site in the north of the country. Footage of exhaust plumes coming from the radiochemical laboratory in Yongbyon suggest that the leader, Kim Jong Un, is continuing to ignore demands from the west to cease all nuclear activity. American intelligence suggests North Korea could begin recovering material for nuclear weapons “within a matter of weeks to months”, as North Korea separates weaponsgrade plutonium from nuclear reactor waste.

Double booking

by RHIANNAN BELL

AN ARGUMENT between two passengers seemingly assigned the same seat on board a Vueling flight from Alicante to Oran delayed take off on Saturday night. Neither police nor officials from AENA – the Spanish state-owned airport operator – gave reasons for the delay but witnesses claimed it was caused by the confrontation. Passengers said when boarding, the two discovered they had the same seat number and they began to argue – the clash ending when one moved to another seat but soon afterwards was asked by cabin crew to return to his allocated place. The discrepancy was discovered and it was a possible computer glitch had made the double booking.

Eventually the doors were closed and the boarding steps removed. However, after a further delay an airport official entered the plane and told one of the men he had to disembark because his

paperwork was not in order. Initially he refused but did leave and was taken to a special holding room while checks were run on his documentation.

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RUGBY GIRLS TRY CHOCOLATE

THE RUSSIAN women’s rugby sevens squad adjourned from training at La Villajoyosa to visit the town’s Valor Chocolate Factory and Museum. The squad were staging a second training camp at Villajoyosa Rugby club ahead of key matches in the Sevens World Series in the USA, Canada and France.

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“HASTA LA SIESTA BABY” THE SPANISH government has announced plans to outlaw the traditional siesta.

The laws, if approved, would see the Spanish finishing work at around 6pm, more in line with the international community. Traditionally, the siesta was implemented to help manualworkers during the hottest part of the day, but, as the country becomes less agricultural, many have argued that the practise is outdated and unnecessary. Whilst many workers in Spain already follow the traditional 9-5 working practise, particularly if working for multinational companies, there are also those that follow the split shift, which can be from 8am until 2pm, and then back to work at 4.30pm until 8pm. Spain’s Acting Prime Minister, Mariano Rajoy, put forward the proposal, believes it would have a positive impact on productivity, which is notoriously low, and also help with a better family life. Many schools in Spain also operate a split system where pupils break for a long period at lunchtime and then return to school until 5pm, although this is now increasingly being changed, as schools introduce an 8am – 2.30pm day. The changes will affect many families who utilise the siesta period to do their shopping, or have the children home for lunch. In addition they will now have to consider additional childcare costs if family members cannot help.

Eyes down for animals

ANIMAL CHARITY APASA is holding one of its popular Bingo nights at the Quo Vadis Bar and Restaurant in Javea on Wednesday 27th April. The fun starts at 7.30pm and tickets are 17€ including a two-course meal. To reserve a place, call Sue on 96 574 1668 or 606 588 197.

Brits make bizarre requests by JACK TROUGHTON

BRITISH CONSULAR teams around the world have again been bombarded with requests for help across a range of bizarre issues. Staff find their time taken up dealing with odd calls rather than genuine emergencies – bacon, butlers and nudists all making it to this year’s top 10. One man was worried he might encounter nudists walking through Spanish streets; another homesick expat asked where he could buy British bacon; while a lady wanted help in hiring an English butler. Foreign and Commonwealth Office Minister James Duddridge said: “Our consular staff are a helpful bunch and do an amazing job helping out Brits in trouble around the world – but it is important people remember they are there to help with genuine emergencies and not as an alternative to telephone inquiries.

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“Every minute they spend handling a call requesting advice on butlers and nudists is time taken away from dealing with life and death cases. I urge people to think before picking up the phone.” Over the last 12 months, nearly half a million calls were made to the British consulate service; which provides emergency help to Britons in trouble overseas. The vast majority were from people genuinely needing help and the foreign officer helped deal with numerous cases; including 3,250 people being hospitalised, 4,770 people arrested and the families of 3,670 people who died abroad – and almost 38,000 replacement travel documents were issued. In Spain, more than 13,000 telephone inquiries were made in the past year. A quarter of these could have been resolved if the callers first searched the information on www.gov.uk. The most frequent calls – for which there is a host of infor-

mation online – were about passports, getting documents legalised, and registering births, deaths and marriages. However, nearly 2,000 of the calls were categorised as ‘lifestyle’ questions, adding to the collection of highly unusual requests gathered from around the world.

EASTER PARADE

THE ORIHUELA Costa and District Branch of the Royal British Legion enjoyed its annual Easter Lunch at the Sunrise Restaurant in Playa Flamenco. A total of 75 members and friends attended the event and several were on parade wearing the Easter Bonnets they had made – a panel of judges voting Pauline Breen’s as the best, commending the rest of the field. The next meeting of the Branch will be at a slightly earlier time of 6pm for a 6.60pm start. This is because of a dinner to celebrate the 90th birthday of Queen Elizabeth. The branch meets at The Olympia Restaurant Mil Palmeras on the Thursday of the month at 7pm to begin at 7.30pm. Everyone is welcome to attend and join; members do not have to ex-service men and women. For more information visit our web site www.branches.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/orihuela-costa.

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Crisis solved by JACK TROUGHTON

BIG-HEARTED FREEMASONS were quick to answer a call for help from the Franciscan Hospice in Real de Gandia when it was in urgent need of food and warm clothing. Graham Simons, Worshipful Master of the Oliva Safor Lodge, mobilised his colleagues to organsie some practical help. And the response was immediate. Every member recognised that helping othersless fortunate than themselves was – and always will be – and important part of their creed. Clothing of every size and color, included trousers, shirts, jumpers and warm jackets, were donated and the lodge also gave food to help fill the pantry – demonstrating the practical side of Freemasonry in Spain. Congratulations were also sent to Graham, only installed in post a month earlier, and his team at the lodge for the tremendous effort. Provincial Grand Master Norman Wheatley and his deputy William Russell were in attendance to add their encouragement to the mission; and said they were amazed at the speed of the respnse and the care the lodge carries out in the community.

Meeting of the committee ERIC ATKINS has been elected the new president of Javea U3A along with a new look committee following the Annual General Meeting. Eric succeeds Stephen Burke, who had the association’s helm for two years, after members cast votes at the Parador Hotel. Javea U3A boasts 1,021 members and 66 groups that help offer the aim of the association to encourage lifelong learning and friendship. And Eric was quick to offer a vote of thanks to all the group leaders and also the membership for a vote of confidence for people taking office. He said plans were already underway for a grand barbecue in the summer in addition to the May Ball and Barn Dance; while efforts would be made to allow more members to join the most popular groups. The new president said the retiring officers had reinstated the ‘Care and Share Committee’ offering help and support to bereaved members. Pictured is Javea U3A’s new committee (from left) Sheila Giacomeli, membership secretary; Roy Brown, secretary; Karen White, groups co-ordinator; Eric Atkins, president; Ian Rogerson, communications officer; Mick Cox, treasurer; Clive White, webmaster; and Geoff Woodward, vice-president.

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KIDS ENJOY CRACKING EASTER GENEROUS COLIN Wilcox supplied 40 chocolate Easter Eggs to be enjoyed by youngsters cared for in the EMAUS home in Altea. Colin, who runs QuickSave in Albir, was determined children should not miss out on a treat over the holiday and donated the eggs to charity Friends of the Children of EMAUS. And on Easter Sunday, 30 of the eggs were delivered to the Altea home and 11 to the toddlers living with their mums at the EMAUS women’s shelter. Charity President Carole Saunders thanked Colin for his generosity and said the gift had made kids very happy. “I delivered them on Easter Sunday in the nick of time – the children were starting to think they had been forgotten and would miss out on a treat.”

Beach barriers for Villajoyosa VILLAJOYOSA TOWN hall has installed a new barrier at the Bon Nou beach to limit access. The Department of Technical Services in the town has placed a control barrier at the beach to protect an area where cars have been able to park without being monitored. Pascal Amigo, councillor for technical services, explained: “The new barrier is a more convenient system and will be very visible at night, as it incorporates lighting. “We needed to change the system to protect and prevent cars parking in an area which possibly blocked emergency services and residents’ access.”

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ALFAZ DEL PI have announced 60,000€ plans to expand its network of surveillance equipment through 2016. The town hall wants to install a further three video surveillance cameras and one licence plate reader to help law enforcement agencies and assist emergency services. Vicente Arques, Major for Alfaz del Pi announced the move on Wednesday and said once the new devices were installed, the town will have 20 cameras and four licence plate readers which operate under the WIMAX wireless network.

Dog show fun ANIMAL CHARITY AKIRA is running a Dog Show on Sunday 24th April in the gardens of the Salon Canor in Teulada. The fun event begins at 11.30am includes classes to suit all pets and entry fees will raise money for the charity – it is 5€ to enter a dog for three classes and 1€ for each additional class. The dog show is part of the Telitec Family Fun Extravaganza being staged from 11am to 5pm and entry is 2€ with the proceeds being shared between Grant A Wish and Make A Smile. And the AKIRA event includes classes for: Most Handsome Male; Prettiest Bitch; Veteran; Best Puppy under 12 months; Best Veteran over 8 years; Fancy Dress Owner and Dog; Waggiest Tail; Best Rescue Dog; Most Obedient Dog; Best Trick. The judges will also choose Best in Show. Registration can be made in advance at the AKIRA Charity Shop in Moraira Monday to Saturday between 10am and 1pm, and today (8th April) at the charity’s bookstall at Moraira Market. Closing date for registration is 21st April. For more information regarding registration, call roger on 96 649 1941 or email mr.rogerlupton@gmail.com.

Kiosk given marching orders by CAROLINE TYSZKA

A POPULAR kiosk, near the beach of La Cala de Finestrat, was removed from its plot, as it was on public land. A kiosk owner, who sold drinks and ice creams on a plot of land next to the Atrium building, opposite the beach, in La Cala de Finestrat, and has done so for the past sixteen years, was evicted from his business on Tuesday morning, having been told that Villajoyosa council now required the land. Gaspar Llinares, the small bar owner, denied receiving any notification of eviction and had, in fact, already paid the 2016 rates bill. He was in attendance to collect his personal belongings

as local police, and Villajoyosa council workers, dismantled the stand. The kiosk has been a popular feature for those using the La Cala de Finestrat beach over many years. With an annual renewable contract, Llinares was visibly upset by the action, as he believed the council had renewed his contract for 2016 back in November 2015. A council spokesperson said that they had “tried to communicate with the owner several times, and that the police were now complying with the eviction.” The Atrium Beach complex is also expected to receive a similar order, as the council wants to recover some of the public land space that the building occupies.

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PUBLIC LEARN TO TRAIN DOLPHINS THE MUNDOMAR Park in Benidorm has introduced a more “hands-on experience” for visitors as they celebrate their 20th anniversary.

The park is now offering the opportunity for people to become “trainers” for the day, working with dolphins and sea lions, to learn more about their habitat. Visitors will also have closer access to the Kinkajous lemurs. Participants will learn about daily veterinary care, food routines, and how to stimulate the animals, including swimming with the dolphins and sea lions. The park, which opened in December 1996, hopes that members of the public will embrace these opportunities to help learn more about animal conservation.

New facilities for Altea hotel THE HOTEL Cap Negret, in Altea, has invested heavily in reforming their premises to reach a four star standard. The Altea beachfront hotel, which has 246 rooms and is 40 years old, has just been transformed in a record four months of reformation. The new facilities now include a new terrace with a vertical garden, waterfalls and easy access to the cafeteria area, whilst the reception area has also received a makeover. All the en-suite bathrooms were upgraded and the 800 square metres of function rooms have been improved to cater for family as well as business events. There is also a new gym, safe bike point (for cyclists staying at the hotel) and improved dining facilities. The hotel now also offers free “wifi” in all the public areas, as well as in the rooms, bringing it into line with many other four star establishments.

A close shave by JACK TROUGHTON

A BARBERSHOP singer made the ‘A Cappella Magic’ show in Calpe with minutes to spare after being stranded in Madrid. Last Thursday’s performance at the town’s Casa de Cultura featured two world champion barbershop quartets Musical Island Boys and LoveNotes, together with Marcia’s Dance and Stage School from Calpe. But as the audience took their seats, they had no idea of the drama taking place backstage. One of the Musical Island Boys had flown into Spain from Australia earlier in the day via Amsterdam. However, his connecting flight from Madrid to Alicante was cancelled. At the last minute he was rescued and whisked down the motorway to the Costa Blanca by another singer. His white knight was a member of the Madrid-

based chorus Barberidad, a group competing at the weekend convention of the Spanish Association of Barbershop Singers (SABS) in Calpe. And with five minutes to spare, Musical Island Boys were reunited and gave a brilliant performance; no one guessing one of the group had just arrived. Hundreds of barbershop singers and fans enjoyed the convention, SABS President Lyn Baines said it was the best convention to date, adding: “What a fabulous time we had.” She said: “This was the best SABS convention ever and we have seen some stunning performances from our own members and from quartets and choruses from overseas. “Thank you to the people of Calpe for embracing our hobby and supporting our special show.” Pictured are the Russian group ANIMA, winner of the International Quartet Gold Medal.

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BLUES FANS STAGE ‘SPRING FLING’ MUSIC FANS plan to cast off any remaining winter blues with a ‘Spring Fling’ party in Teulada on Sunday 17th April.

Organised by Costa Blanca Blues, it brings together some of the group’s favourite musicians for the matinee performance in the backroom of Bar Mediterraneo. All the special guests are working musicians from the thriving blues scene in Valencia; with Costa Blanca Blues own musical director – and musician – Buddy Paul Tidiman bringing the cream of talent south to perform. And regulars are always invited to jump up on stage to have a go, so the Spring Fling promises to be full of surprises. The show will feature Jorge Champez is described as “an amazing” guitarist and vocalist; he is joined by “talented” Enrique Portoles, also on guitar and vocals; cool hands Esteban Fuica Poklepovic on drums; and Alejandro Quevedo Zamora on bass. “The musicians for this event represent a collection of talents who have become friends over the years,” said organiser Karla Daracos. “This is going to be a big and friendly, fun fling.” Tickets are 10€ and reservations are essential. For more information call 648 156 066 or go to www.CBBlues.com. Food, drink and rooms are available.

St George’s Day celebrations RTN IS proud to be part of the sponsorship team helping to make the 3rd St. George’s Day celebrations, in Alfaz del Pi, the biggest yet. In 2014, a group of businessmen decided that British residents should get together and celebrate St George’s Day, as other nationalities did in the region. A fake wedding and birthday of local residents Rachel and Stephen, regular customers of a popular Indian restaurant in Alfaz, was chosen as an appropriate opportunity and venue for the first attempt to organise a St George’s Day celebration. It worked really well, attracting 170 guests, all dressed in red and white, with the following year 330 people attending. The 4,300€ (including individual donations from local businessmen of 100€ each) was donated to the local charity, Alfaz Food Bank. Encouraged by the success of the previous two years, the 2016 version has now been organised. It will take place on Saturday 23rd April, at the Almafra Campsite in Alfaz del Pi, starting at 12 noon, and going on until late in the evening. There will be food, drink and live music all day long, with the aim of raising money for the Alfaz Food Bank and also to help local resident Majbrit, who is suffering from a life-threatening disease and needs specialist surgery in America.

Sponsors of the event are RTN; The Curry Pot, Pride Construction, Corona Blinds and Toldos, Union Jack Bar Benidorm, Hepburns Bar Albir, Steve & Janette Malone, Steve & Janice, Kreative Bunting, Mark Carter Plumbing Services, Leonard Knowles Construction, International Beds, CP Signs and, finally, Vista Gym La Nucia. Further sponsorship is, of course, very welcome, and tickets can be obtained in advance for 5€ from The Curry Pot, the Town Hall, Almafra Camping in Alfaz, and Hepburns Bar and the Companions Social Club in Albir. On the door, tickets will be 7€.

Marathon blood donor session LA NUCIA is staging a marathon blood donation session this weekend. Saturday 16th April will see the first ever mass collection of blood at the Camilo Cano Pavilion. The aim is to get the largest number of donations in a day, to help meet the demand from the blood banks in the region. The Transfusion Centre of Valencia and La Nucia has organised the session, with sponsorship from the Dialprix supermarket in the town, and every donor will receive a small gift, with organisations such as peñas, who present a group of donors, receiving a jamón. The day has been planned to have a festival feel, as it is hoped that many health clubs, peñas and sports clubs will want to contribute to the 250 donations needed daily in the Alicante province.

Ten Million euro drug seizure GUARDIA CIVIL officers have seized hashish with a street value of more than ten million euros in Burgos, northern Spain. More than 1,600 kilos of the illegal drug was found hidden inside a truck travelling from Malaga to northern Spain, following an ongoing operation operated by the Guardia Civil. Three members of the drug running network, aged 36, 53 and 68, were arrested. All three are Spanish nationals and were living in either Azcoitia (Guipuzcoa), Durango (Vizcaya) or Logroño (La Rioja). Operation “PARRALAZO” had for several months been monitoring the criminal group following the discovery of evidence from a previous trafficking arrest. The information related to a lorry driver who could be using his vehicle to move hidden drugs from Morocco to the north of Spain. The information even included that the driver was very adept at using safer routes for transportation and charged up to 30,000 per trip. OBSERVING the lorry driver, officers were able to also identify two other members of the group who liaised with the Morocco partners in the illegal business. The drugs were sent to Malaga via speedboats and then stored in a rented warehouse until the truck driver could make the collection and headed to the north of Spain. Detectives monitored the network members as they met in various coffee shops in Malaga, ironically where the criminals used false number plates and security personnel to ensure that any law enforcement presence was not following them. The lorry was intercepted on the AP -1 in the municipality of Quintanapalla (Burgos) and the driver along with his two support vehicle drivers were all arrested. When officers searched the lorry they found 50 packages of hashish hidden behind a consignment of cans.

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ALICANTE IKEA TROUBLES CONTINUE THE Swedish company Ikea is considering renouncing the plans for a store in the city of Alicante.

With ongoing disputes between Ikea and political parties in Alicante as to the best location for a store in the city the company is discussing internally whether to withdraw its plans for a commercial centre in Rabasa. In October 2015 Ikea announced that it would build its store in Rabasa or not open a branch at all in Alicante. The director of the Swedish multinational expansion to Spain, Asunta Enrile stressed that the company signed a “runner” with the promoter Enrique Ortiz in 2009 on a plot of Rabasa and that the “location” and “visibility” was the only option that the company planned in the province. Enrile had ruled out alternatives like Elche and Benidorm. The new store project of 250 million euros would create about 4,000 jobs, direct and indirect but the stumbling block seems to be the installation of an annex macrocentro. Many local businesses are opposed to the macrocentro and the implications that it would have for their trade.

Benidorm’s biggest fans? Recycle

for cancer

by CAROLINE TYSZKA

RTN POPPED down to see the filming of Benidorm Series 9, and met a couple who may just be Benidorm’s biggest fans. This week, the Benidorm series was filming at Morgan’s bar in the town, known as Neptunes in the ITV programme, where many fans gathered daily to get a glimpse of their favourite characters and, if they were very lucky, a picture of themselves with some of the stars. One couple, Peter and Lucy, waited in the pouring rain for hours to see the cast on Tuesday, but their love for the show goes right back to the first ever episode. Peter, aged 33, from Exeter, has always been a huge fan, whilst Lucy, aged 28, originally from Spalding, missed the first two series, so they spent several weekends having a “Beindormarathon”, where they watched every single episode of the previous eight seasons, and the specials. Peter’s mum was an extra in series three, and Peter often comes to Benidorm to visit family and, hopefully, catch some of the cast out and about during their time off. Lucy said: “This is my first time in the resort, but Peter had constantly been telling me about his chance meetings with different members of the cast, and I wanted to experience that too.” Peter first met Johnny Vegas, aka the oracle, in 2007, during series two, and again, in 2014, during series seven. That year, Peter also met characters Mateo,

Clive, Tiger, Les and Jacqueline. This week, Peter got a picture to add to his collection, as he met Joey and Tiger together. “Both were very polite and made time for everyone” he said. On Lucy’s first night in Benidorm, she insisted Peter take her to the Heartbreak bar on the Levante beach. As a huge fan of Joey, Lucy wanted to see the location where Joey won the drinking shot game in Series eight. RTN asked the couple if they could pick a favourite series. Peter loved both three and six, but confesses to being upset after many loved characters did not return for series four. Lucy said: “Series two was my favou-

rite. The bull fight when Mateo went up against a dog with horns on was hilarious, but I also loved the Terra Mítica Roman fight between Janice and the locals. Peter suggested that it would be good to see more nights out and fancy dress between Tiger, Joey and Rob, as they make a good team, but also to see Kenneth do some work at the salon as he is never open! Whilst Lucy wants Liam to finally find love, hopefully in this series. Both Lucy and Peter are optimistic that there with be a tenth series, and if it could be done, a reunion with all the characters from the first series. Peter said: “It would be a fantastic way to celebrate ten years of Benidorm.”

BOTTLE RECYCLE banks in Benidorm went pink for a week, to raise much needed funds for two Spanish cancer charities. Benidorm joined the campaign ‘recycle for them’, organised by Ecovidrio, a recycling company, to raise funds for the fight against breast cancer. The campaign ran from 1st to 8th April, with 14 pink containers being strategically placed around the town. For every kilo of glass that was recycled, Ecovidrio pledged to donate 1€ to the two charities, Anemone and AECC. Toni Pérez described the initiative as “wonderful for raising awareness for recycling, and helping cancer charities benefit from this noticeable campaign.” Most containers were placed in pairs at key locations in the town, such as the Plaza de la Constititution, Plaza Triangular, Calles Bilbao and Mallorca, and single ones could be seen along the Levante beach front.

News from afar Birds of a feather CLIMATE CHANGE is causing bird populations to take to the wing and change habitat, according to scientists. An international study based on data collected by volunteers across Europe and the United States of America can predict where populations of a species will alter. It shows for the first time climate has a similar impact on common species across large areas of the world. And researchers have published their results in the magazine ‘Science’; using population-predicting models and data collected by bird-watchers. Led by scientists at Durham University, a team developed models that related each bird species habitat to long-term climate patterns as revealed by records from 1980 to 2010. The researchers could predict where numbers of a species would increase or decline. Dr Stephen Willis explained: “We had this amazing data set collected by volunteers over decades – where people have gone out and counted birds across different countries in Europe and the United States. “We can use this to see to what extent our predictions match what people are finding on the ground.” An increase in temperature benefits some species, allowing them to increase both their range and population but will be less suitable for others – and overall, the same trends were discovered across two continents. Dr Willis added: “One important thing is that we are looking at the most common birds – these birds are doing a lot of good in the countryside – eating crop pests and helping our ecosystems work. So we need to know how they respond to change.” In Europe, birds such as the wren is on the increase in northern areas as winters become milder but are declining in southern countries. The American robin has declined in southern states but increased in the north. It was said the help of thousands of volunteers, termed ‘citizen science’ had produced “compelling evidence” to show similarities of climate change across the two continents despite the differences of landscapes, geographic barriers, and vegetation.

Murky muddled memories by

Chris Ashley

Writer & Broadcaster

IT WAS that grand old bird Bette Davis who sagely said “Old age ain’t no place for sissies.” Ok! I realise at a certain age the only bits that don’t hurt are the bits that don’t work, but failing memory is the real bummer. Gentlemen the early signs are there when you don’t ‘zip up’ after a comfort break & the next stage is you don’t ‘zip down’ before the comfort break. The daft thing is I can recall stuff from 7 decades ago. At 3 years old I learnt to fly by pushing a coin into an electric socket – BANG! Friday April 14th 1950,the first edition of the Eagle comic – Threepence. We lived in a two up, two down, and one around the back terraced house – number 2, Western Road, Eastbourne. Next door at 4, the Brown Brood &this is not an ethnic slur, it was their name as in “Mrs Brown you’ve got a lovely daughter” and she did, Eunice was her name, my first crush. How about K-e-y-n-s-h-a-m? Yes good old Horace Batchelor and his fool proof pools forecast. Even this dullard worked out that if it was such a nailed on certainty you’d be minted employing the Batchelor method – why didn’t Horace use it himself and save on advertising with Radio Luxembourg, 208 Station of the Stars? Which is where I first heard ‘Heartbreak Hotel’ (HMV Pop 182, dragged that from 60 years back). Heigh-ho, back to the memory freeze. It hit me a few years back when I was working at the BBC and was at a function and met Kate Adie, who I was convinced had worked at Radio Brighton with me in the early ‘70’s. “No” said Lady Katie, rather frostily to my mind as if working on local radio with me was pretty low down her food chain. It was rumoured Kate was a tad feisty. She could go to Switzerland,who haven’t had a punch up in 200 years (and that only lasted 3 months), and turn it into an instant battle field. That’s how she got the War Correspondent gig – Chaos Kate & Wars ‘R’ Us. With this in mind I didn’t pursue the issue. By the bye Kate, we are of the same age and maybe it slipped your memory of your time at Local BBC Durham & Bristol, but fair play, not Brighton. Back next week- if I remember my quill.

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IF YOU have a mortgage or a personal loan with a bank and have had problems making the payments, it is possible that your bank will have sold your credit to a third party, otherwise known as a vulture fund. Normally the bank performs these assignments when it understands that the credit is a risky one, or will be difficult to collect. They are normally massive assignments (i.e: many loans are transferred together), and sold for a much smaller amount than the amount actually due on the loan. Generally, this assignment is often bad news for the debtor because these funds are held by specialist companies with great experience in debt collection, they are usually more aggressive in negotiating, claiming, they are more difficult to reach when you need to contact them, and they often refuse to put the proposed agreements in writing, etc. Occasionally however, these assignments by the bank can present very favorable and positive consequences for the debtor, because legally, provided that certain requirements are met, the debtors may be able to extinguish their debt by paying the assignee (new owner of the credit), the amount paid for the debt by the new company to the bank, which will usually be much lower than the money actually owed, plus interest and costs. Thus, Article 1535 of the Spanish Civil Code states that: “If a litigious credit is sold, the debtor has the right to extinguish it, reimbursing the assignee the price paid, the costs caused and interests of the price from the day it was paid. It shall be considered a litigious credit since the claim is answered. The debtor may use their right within nine days from the time when the assignee claims for the payment. “ For the debtor to be able to exercise this right of “re-purchase “ and extinguish the debt, it must be a litigious credit - debt, ie,one were there is no agreement in place, and the debtor must have presented opposition to the claim. There is a very short time window for action however, only 9 days. It is true that these strict requirements have been somewhat relaxed by some judges and courts in Spain, but they are still not easy to meet. Therefore, if you have a debt with a bank, and you have been informed that the debt has been transferred to a third party, it is possible you could be released from the debt by paying the new creditor what they paid in acquiring it. This would normally be much less than the amount owed to the original creditor. Although the requirements to benefit from this legal possibility are difficult to fulfill, it is worth checking to see if it is a possibility, because the money to be saved can be significant. If you need legal assistance regarding this issue, contact us and we will help you.

The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com

LEGAL & FINANCE

Legal advice to save money on your loan if your bank has transferred the debt to a third party

Carlos Baos

Money

Tax evasion

As we all know we have been told time and time again that because of the World´s economic state we all have to pay as much tax to the governments as humanly possible and that if we try to hide any money we will be heavily penalised. Well yet again it has been proved that there is one rule for us and another rule for them, by them I mean the 1% that are super wealthy, politicians, or large corporations. Governments, tax authorities, journalists and experts on tax evasion and avoidance on Monday were digesting news, of a major leak of confidential and reportedly revealing documents from a Panamanian law firm. Some are calling it the biggest leak of confidential information ever to hit the global financial services industry. The news is expected to make uncomfortable reading for those who have been arguing that new regulations and disclosure laws have been at last putting an end to the use of so-called tax havens by wealthy people and companies keen to hide their assets from authorities. In its online report, the BBC says the leaked documents “revealed how the rich and powerful use tax havens to hide their wealth”, as well as to help its clients to “launder money, dodge sanctions and evade tax”. Those mentioned in the report are UK Politicians, current heads of governments from across the world, dictators, celebrities and the super-rich. Even David Cameron is under pressure to reveal if his family still has cash in tax havens after it was revealed his late father Ian ran an investment fund that never had to pay tax in Britain. But worse was yet to come it has also been revealed British-owned or London-based banks were revealed to be at the heart of the Panama tax scandal. Leaked documents show that HSBC, Rothschild, Coutts and UBS - all giants of the banking industry - are among the top 10 banks who asked Mossack Fonseca to set up 15,600 offshore companies. HSBC, Britain’s biggest bank and the second largest in the world, helped set up more than 2300 offshore companies, according to leaked documents. Private bank Coutts set up almost 500 offshore companies over the past 40 years, Swiss Bank UBS, whose investment bank is based in London, asked for 1,300 offshore companies for clients. There are many legitimate ways YOU can mitigate your tax liabilities, that don’t involve companies in far flung places you have never heard of or been to. If you want to know what your options are, I am here to help you find the right solution to make your money work for YOU, in the most tax efficient way possible. To arrange an independent, professional and impartial consultation please contact me by email christina.brady@blacktowerfm.com or call me on 658 892 330. Blacktower Financial Management has been established for 30 years and have worked with clients through the good and the bad times, offering sound independent advice.

Christina Brady

Regional Manager of Blacktower Costa Blanca

Proud to be celebrating 30 years of giving independent and professional advice to clients across the UK and Europe

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Ted Talks in Valencia

TED TALKS (Technology, Entertainment, Design), is a non-profit organization of conferences which aims to elevate ideas and share them. Started in 1984, Ted Talks spread like wild fire throughout Canada, USA, with guest speakers including Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. Berklee College of Music, in Valencia City, will be hosting its 3rd, independently organized, Ted Talk event, on Saturday, April 16th, at 4pm. The Ted Talk theme for this event is “Connecting the Dots”. Talks are all given in English and they vary depending on who is giving them. All the guest speakers are movers and shakers, and many are graduates of Berklee, or affiliated with it. Speaker, María M. Iturriaga is the Executive Director of Berklee College of Music at its campus in Valencia, Spain, where she plays a leading role in the college’s global enrollment, marketing, admissions and career development strategy. For the list of speakers, visit their website, http://www.tedxberkleevalencia.com/. Berklee’s campus, in Valencia, is the first international campus established by Boston’s Berklee College of Music. Located in the Palau de les Arts Reina Sofia, in Valencia, the 3,600 square metre campus has been designed specifically for music and is equipped with state-of-the-art technology.

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by Jack Troughton

The miracle of love

TRUE LOVE never quite runs smoothly in classic Gilbert and Sullivan operettas but in ‘Ruddigore’ it does have miraculous properties.

Calpe Gilbert and Sullivan Society is busy rehearsing April’s performances in Alfaz del Pi and Calpe and getting used to the unusual nature of one of the love stories running through the show. Dame Hannah (Sue Burgess) and Sir Roderic Murgatroyd (Mike Donovan) are madly in love until their wedding day

when the bride discovers the groom is the ‘bad’ Baronet of Ruddigore and not a suitable husband. The dame leaves him and Sir Roderic sadly dies without reconciliation. In Act II, the baronet returns as a ghost to sing the famous song ‘When the Night Wind Howls’- and then, in a typical Gilbert and Sullivan twist, is brought back to life to be reunited with Dame Hannah for a happy ending. Ruddigore is being presented in concert form with linking dialogue to tell the story, although the cast appear in full costume.

And once again, the society is performing to live music with pianist Kirsty Glen and performances will be conducted by musical director Aileen Lightfoot. Tickets are available for both performances of ‘Ruddigore’; on Wednesday 13th April at the Casa de Cultura, Alfaz del Pi and on Thursday 21st April at the Salon Blau, Calpe. Both performances start at 7.30pm and tickets priced at 10€ can be reserved by calling 96 648 0300 or 696 514 613. They are also available from Margaret & Elena’s card and bookshop in the Gabriel Miro, Calpe.

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Builders bucket productive veggie growing

15.Of interest – to owners, children and visitors. 16. Easy to move or reorganise – Nothing too heavy to pull around. 17.Feature or hidden away – Part of mine is an island on the drive while other parts are in otherwise under used corners of the garden. 18.Just grow what you need - Easy for children and the infirm as well as the totally strong and able. 19. Crop rotation possible by rotating between buckets. 20.Can have a floral centre – Mine has a tall geranium.

Dick Handscombe Holistic gardener and author

MORE AND more expats and Spaniards are now growing ecological vegetables on a small scale. In theory a few vegetables as well as herbs can be grown in pots but what we normally regards as pots are not very successful in the summer in Spanish gardens once temperatures rise above twenty five degrees, and especially if located in full sun all day long. So immediately think about moving up in size to 55 or 65 centimetre diameter builder’s buckets. With these, if placed in semi-shaded areas of the garden, you will be able to grow and harvest a wide variety of vegetables 365 days a year. This is what I have now done for some years after giving up our large allotment, huerto, outside the village when thieving, windblown weed seeds once most of the campo was abandoned around us and a major increase in the cost of water made it mad to continue. In practice I introduced the ideas of ‘Ten-tub vegetable garden’ launched in our book ‘Growing Healthy Vegetables in Spain’. There have been many benefits as described below. Twenty one proven benefits 1. Small space required - You can build up a circle, square, oblong or row in one bucket units of just a quarter of a square metre. 2. High yield per square metre – Close planting works well and you have no unplanted areas and

paths to worry about. 3. Speedy harvesting – If you chose vegetables regularly used and co-locate the salad and ones for steaming for instance daily or twice daily harvesting takes just minutes. 4. Relatively inexpensive – If you hunt around builders buckets are not expensive and second hand ones can be used if located. 5. Little waste as number of plants controlled by your space. 6. Co-located salads close by – all the year round. Genuine 0 kilometre naturally grown produce. 7. Accommodates small and expansive plants 8. No space for weeds – if one plants close to give shade to roots. 9. Easy to use mutual mulching- for instance lettuces around aubergine plants. 10.Easy soil enrichment – just make good initial soil/ compost/manure mixes and top up between crops. 11.Low water wastage – no sideways losses to dry earth. 12.Circular support frames for tomatoes, peppers and beans etc for strength 13.Rare insect and fungi attacks – no major area of vulnerable crops. 14. Companion planting – using mutually beneficial herbs and vegetables. 14.Instant filling of gaps to replace cleared cropsjust pop in a few new plantlets from local market or garden centre.

Yes this expanded small scale vegetable growing really does work and not only in gardens but also in small patios and on apartment terraces. So give it a go by starting with just two or three buckets of closely planted salad plantlets for spring and summer consumption and then expand to produce the vegetables for the autumn and winter especially for the Christmas table, including new potatoes. When deciding what to grow do take account of the healthy vitamin and mineral contents of each vegetable. I would rather eat a daily and weekly mix of natural ones than artificially produced ones in a mix of vitamin pills. My book ‘Living well from our garden Mediterranean style’ includes a list of the benefits of many vegetables, fruits, herbs, edible flowers and tree leaves. I will be happy to give talks about this to gardening and social clubs.

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MY LAPTOP IS UPSIDE DOWN Hi Auntyvirus, I have an ASUS N61J laptop. I updated to Win 10 recently from Win 7 and since then my picture on a video call with skype is shown and received by a contact as upside-down. I’ve Googled the problem and was told that ASUS had put their camera in upside down and win 7 corrected the picture for skype. They stated that ASUS had no plans to correct things for WIN 10. There were a number of fixes quoted but nothing that I attempted worked. Do you know of this problem, and if so could you give me “dummies” guide on how to fix it? Help please, Tony Reply: I thought this sounded familiar, and indeed, someone else wrote to me back in September 2015 about the same issue. Here is my reply, to which she said worked perfectly. Your problem is very common with Asus Skype users. The only way to solve this problem is use a third party webcam program to help configure your own camera. install manycam - from http://download.cnet.com/ManyCam-Virtual-Webcam/3000-2348_4-10593500.html 1. start manycam, Go to: sources - cameras, Select your camdriver, Click the icon for vertical flip right of yourself image 2. start skype, Go to: tools - options - general - video settings - select webcam: Select “manycam virtual webcam” Click on “Save” Response ; Success, thanks very much.

FAULTY PC

Hi, I have a Vaio laptop about 7 years old which recently says “ Operating system can’t be found” also when I eventually got some response by continually pressing F2 immediately I switched it on I got a message saying “your computer has a fault contact your supplier” I bought this new but it did not come with reboot discs that I can find. Many thanks, Richard Reply: “Operating system can’t be found” usually happens when the PC cannot find the part of the hard drive it needs to to boot up. The data should still be there, but the “instructions” to tell the PC how and where to boot are missing. There are some tools around that can help fix this, if you are feeling confident. Most PCs come with either recovery disks, or a recovery “partition” on the hard drive. You access this by pressing an “F” key during boot, and it takes you to a wizard, where one of the options should be a recovery mode. If this seems a bit too technical, then seek a local computer shop.

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We want to go home

My husband and I came to Spain 9 years ago when we were 75, and relatively active and well. Now, due to ill-health we are no longer able to drive, and have found there is little here in Spain for us. We are having to pay for help with shopping, meal preparation and cleaning etc. We would dearly like to return home to the UK, but find that we can no longer afford to buy a property there. Also, rental properties are too expensive, and we only have our state pensions. We feel we are stuck, and are so miserable. I hear from a lot of retirees in Spain, who are faced with the same problem. My advice would be to contact Social Services in the UK, and look in to sheltered housing as a possibility. Also enquire about any social security benefits that you may be entitled to. If you are both suffering from failing health, you may be eligible for extra financial help in the form of Attendance Allowance or Pension Credit. I am sending you some information.

WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.

I want to live my dream

I am 14 years old, and everyone says I have talent and that I should go in to show business. I particularly want to do stand-up comedy, singing and impressions. I wanted to go to a stage school, but my parents said they couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t afford it. I understand, but I have this great desire to perform, and no way of doing it. I assume you are taking every opportunity at school to join in on drama activities, plays etc. This is a great place to start. Secondly, look outside of school for things such as singing and dancing clubs for young people. If there is no money or help from your Mum and Dad, then think about getting yourself a part time job and financing things yourself. Alternatively, you could ask around at school if any other students would be interested in starting a theatre group, and put on small shows for the community. Finally you could consider busking as an outlet for your talents. Check with the local authority that you are not breaking any by-laws though.

Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.

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Liberty Brokers.. Stars of the Show!

The new Liberty Seguros press advertising campaign for 2016 has been launched and this year, the ‘stars’ of the campaign are the actual brokers and agents themselves! It’s a nice ‘twist’ from liberty who believes that their intermediaries (another name for agents and brokers) should be strongly featured in their marketing campaigns because they are at the core of the Liberty Seguros insurance business. A specially created microsite was designed for the intermediaries to access, where they were able to vote for the ‘real look and feel’ of a true insurance intermediary. In this microsite, they voted for the person that they thought that could represent the look of a real intermediary from a selection of photographic models. Two men and two women

were chosen. They also selected the look and style for the models. The results were very conclusive, with the winning choice being a smart but casual look. Following the online voting, the chosen models, two women and two men, were invited to a photo shoot and were dressed to fit the chosen smart but casual look and the shoot began! The resultant images are now being used in the press campaign which will run, in different formats, throughout this year, including the current promo ads, where as much as 50€ can be saved on car, home and life insurance. As Iván Ortego, Intermediaries Experience Director, pointed out, “We value the amazing support that all our agents and brokers give to Liberty Seguros and, of course, to all our valued customers, who are insured by Liberty Seguros. What a better way to get them involved in our business strategy for 2016? We would like to thank them for their involvement in this project” Liberty Seguros currently has over 300 expat intermediaries in Spain, providing professional customers’ advice on any insurance matter, including car, home, life, marine, leisure, pet, as well as business and commercial covers. Go to www.libertyexpatriates.es or call 902 255 258 for the name of your nearest LIBERTY SEGUROS broker.

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Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594

 Ceres calls time during a week of minor irritating delays, cancelled appointments and last minute changes to schedule. There is, of course a reason for everything, but this week throw caution to the wind and then you will see that what ensues is because there is a better result to be had. Make no commitments, shelving things until next week. Venus trines Mars and all is very fair in both love and war this week. Follow your basic interests, but put soul energies into a resolution that will serves both sides and that takes no prisoners. If you remove the spanner that somebody has thrown into the works then things will find their natural way back to basics, but common sense will at last prevail. The midweek Mercury trine with Jupiter brings you a dividend, but be careful how you use it, because somebody is intent to use umbrage as a way of getting what they want. It is easy to deliberately misconstrue, but it is sad to think that things have come down to this level; since nobody who has any respect for you would dream of treating you this way There’s many a slip t’wixt the cup and the lip, but prevention comes in better than cure this week. You appear to be alert over something that has seen you walking on eggshells, but fear goes out of the window when a solution suits all those involved. You shouldn’t have to pussyfoot around, but when it comes to playing games you play to win. Your illuminating planetary leader conjuncts Uranus, planet of Invention and Technology, and skims by Kora, dwarf planet and regulator of the Cosmos. With such actions abounding in the Zodiac it takes the further action of Mercury to intervene by a quincunx of Saturn, and all this suggests that adopting a wait and see strategy would help!

Bucket list

Mercury sextiles Neptune and this strongly indicates that attention is needed in financial matters, and that you should look before you leap. Somebody just isn’t paying their way right now and even if they cannot chip in with hard cash there are things that they could be doing to help out in the meantime. Check bills, all accounts and receipts too.

I KNOW that fear stops so many from visiting a Medium or Clairvoyant.

a secret. Others know what you are capable of and that you are doing a very good job in balancing the day to day operations under pressing circumstances. They want the best for you, and are prepared to help whenever needed.

Kenny‛s Postbag

That fear stops the process of contact between the living and the dead and it is the reason that there are so many unrequited resident souls eagerly awaiting for the chance of direct contact to Earth from the Spirit World. When I first saw grey Venus trines with Mars and allows you to look within at your people in Spirit they upset me because they were amongst those who took on the form of humanistic energies; and yet inner self. Though you may not like doing this you might with their almost transparent appearance they looked so alone, so lost and so unhappy. The grey people had fixed and dull actually like what you see. You can be difficult and you are expressions on their grey faces with eyes just like those of dead fish on a slab waiting for someone in the fishmongers to very hard on yourself sometimes..so loosen up and enjoy a week in which you can make a difference and feel good buy them. Those who had enjoyed spirit contact with Earth were happy and animated whilst those who had not experiabout yourself as you unburden and enlighten! enced contact were restless souls. It is only natural when I hear from time to time that to disturb the dead is wicked; that I have information, through personal experience, that it is the contrary....and I have never disturbed anyone in the Spirit Indications are that you don’t say anything because you know that nobody will listen to you. Mercury squares up to World. If I get a response to my calling card then those in Spirit are more than keen to both answer my calling and to be Mars and whilst channels of communication should be open, able to have the great and enlightening possibility to broadcast from the Spirit World directly when they need to. the truth hurts those who shun their true responsibilities. Clairaudients, such as the late and great Doris Stokes, use their gifts to pass on messages from the dead to the living, and Make no positive decision until midweek and then you can vice versa. Such voices can be either audible or barely audible or whispers, which adequately pass on the survival let everyone know exactly what you think. evidence that is needed to compensate the client. Talking to Spirit is always the right thing to do, and you can address As Mercury trines with Jupiter so does it square on Mars them in general since there is no compulsion to be specific, unless you want to be. The response may take the form of a midweek and this must feel like one step forward and two steps back. There may very well be a reason why you are be- reply or message or it can be anything from a minor electrical disturbance to a handful of feathers, which often accompany ing delayed in this way, but right now in the cold light of day angelic activities. Evidence is what people need, and they need to receive it fairly and squarely as the fool proof knowledge there is something that you haven’t yet fathomed and have that their loved ones are alive and that they know very well Spirit is ready and willing and ready to start communicating. patience; until you do it is vital that you keep mum! Any message passed on to the Medium are then revealed to the client. The Sun and Kora herald a week of unexpected and rewardPhysical Mediumship finds the Trance Medium using a different and highly skilled way of directly passing a message. ing surprises. Watch your routine go out of thr window Within the two main methods of communication lie the overshadowing of the Medium and the subsequent entry of the whilst you are able to focus on day to day events. With all Spirit within them. In this case their will be significant facial and maybe body changes; and if this sounds very scary then these positive and inspiring energies abounding it is time to I can assure you that it is not, especially since the Spirit broadcasting in this way passes on their identity to the Medium, charge your energies appropriately and deservedly, so enjoy so they can be recognised as a friend or a family member. When Spirit choose this method of working together with the all that comes along for you, every which way! The midweek conjunction of the Sun with Uranus brings you Medium it should appear to be quite natural, although the Medium will possibly pause to breathe correctly. The second way of passing a message is for Spirit to actually access the room and speak directly to the client. Spirit in the physical form at long last the reward that you deserve. You ask for very little in life, and you are prepared to work very diligently for always enters and travels around the room on the diagonal, and are quite capable of entering through walls and doors if what it you need; but it is just sometimes there is no respite they so need to do. This type of contact is highly specialised but fascinating, exhilarating and direct. It is usual to be the from the day to day routine of life which has had to become very last action of the passing Spirit before they finally take their allotted place in the Spirit World. Mustering their liabilities your stalwart. There are people out there who love you and and limits to have the power to return to Earth one more time is on the spiritual bucket list Only a few actually make it but who will listen to you, so be unafraid to talk. it is wonderful to see it happen, when it does, and the client has the highest possible evidence that absolutely life goes on Neptune sextiles with Mercury and the cat could well be out in the different dimension of the Other Side. of the bag about something you thought it was best to keep

If It’s Your Birthday This Week There is no smoke without fire so taking the reins right now means that you take on that which you must, the rough with the smooth. The Cosmos always rewards and you are deserving, but hesitant, to accept your current requisites.

Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com

KENNY, I thought that it was wrong to ask for any rewards if they are directly for me. I know that there is a law of attraction that brings fortune to my door, but how do I do it? Mingh C. Mingh, it is never wrong to ask for anything you need. If you ask for what you deserve it may get you a better result, and if you deserve it you should get it. Begging does not go down too well with Spirit! Be part of that law of attraction by welcoming in your wants and needs. Money attracts money, so if you have some you get more and if you have none then the law isn’t working for you. A little can bring you a lot, have faith in this and it will richly reward you when the time is right and your needs are known.

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Last weeks crossword answers can be found on page 52.

Sudoku

Cryptic Crossword

Doodle Box

Quick Crossword

Across 1. Select tool (4) 3. The bird is heather after the chief actor (8) 8. The only sound spirit (4) 9. Worthless stuff from tricky card-players? (8) 11. The reason for the command is a matter of formal procedure (5,2,5) 13. Charge for hire could have been learnt (6) 14. Allow mischievous child to be included - heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a sticker! (6) 17. Does nobody take the chair in the chamber? (8-4) 20. Tore tape up to make short musical drama (8) 21. The sort of performance one would expect from a recluse (4) 22. Freedom from restraint on the map, perhaps (8) 23. Abandoned socialism, perhaps (4)

Across 1. Profound (4) 3. Ready (8) 8. Tastes (4) 9. Star (8) 11. Confusion (12) 13. Wanders (6) 14. Grab (6) 17. Incarceration (12) 20. Mitigated (8) 21. Eyot (4) 22. Pause (8) 23. Burden (4)

Down 1. Travel document shows fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a good fellow! (8) 2. Warning; confused education deal is out (7) 4. Economy in the garden? (6) 5. Coupling made again? (10) 6. She figures in their energetic display (5) 7. The artist should leave yawning at first (4) 10. The taint meant an accomplishment (10) 12. Completely get rid of the latest philatelic issue? (5,3) 15. Suggest work in writing other than poetry (7) 16. Dismissed from the prospect of becoming the better half (6) 18. Pilfering article 12 in. long (5) 19. Fathead, the wise bird is a bird! (4)

Down 1. Undeceive (8) 2. Authorise (7) 4. Duty list (6) 5. Excelling (3-7) 6. Rule (5) 7. Ditch (4) 10. Skip school (4,6) 12. Movable possessions (8) 15. Treachery (7) 16. Climb (6) 18. Hebrew leader (5) 19. Reckless (4)

life&leis ure #whats on 

Cheque Choir bonanza by JACK TROUGHTON

MEMBERS OF Jalon Valley HELP were back at the El Cid Restaurant in Benidoleig to pick up a cheque for 3,500€.

spreads its wings

THE COSTA BLANCA Male Voice Choir is in fine voice as it rehearses to appear in a prestigious music festival – its first performance outside of the region.

The choir is performing at the Costa Brava Music Festival in Lloret de Mar between 5th and 7th May, which features singers from all over the world. Choir President Mike Evans, The charity staged an auction on 11th March and were presented with who has been the driving force behind this venture, said:” a cheque for 3,500€ by Alan Lewis of It is important that we spread our wings and show other El Cid Auctions, who had generously parts of Spain, and the world, that choral singing is alive added a substantial donation to the and well in the Costa Blanca area.” On its return from Lloret, the choir will prepare for a joint concert on the 14th May sale takings of around 3,000€. with visitors from the UK. Together with the proceeds of the The Basingstoke Ladies Choir, which takes place in the raffle and a donation of 50€ from Salon de Actos in Teulada. Charlie at El Cid, the charity made Further information is available on the website almost 4,000€ to help bank roll its www.costablancamalevoicechoir.wikidot.com or the community work. Facebook page ‘Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir’. And the HELP team is already starting to collect items to sell at next year’s auction. Anyone who wishes to donate can email jvhevents@hotmail.com. IN THE first three months of this year, Giving4Giving has donated 4,400€ to local charities, and plans to continue donating to worthy causes throughout the year, with the help of the very generous community.

Giving4Giving keeps on giving

On 24th April, a sponsored abseil and charity luncheon has been organised, and, on 15th May, there will be an afternoon of entertainment at Buddies Bar in Benidorm. Many local artists will be donating their time at the Buddies Bar event, to help raise funds for Help Benidorm and a local cancer charity. There will be an auction and a raffle, as well as music, promising a fun-packed afternoon. If you can donate a raffle or auction prize for either of the events, or are able to volunteer at one of the three charity shops, please contact Gary on 603 13 76 97.

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Hairless for charity By CAROLINE TYSZKA

A LOCAL expat has volunteered to have his body hair removed, to raise funds for a local cause, on Friday 8th April.Carl Campbell, local at The Crown Alfaz Bar, has offered to have his tuft shaved, to help with the gofundme page for local resident, Majbrit Jessen, who is suffering from a life-threatening disease and needs specialist surgery in America.Carl told RTN that: “I hadn’t really thought about getting rid of my hair but, when I heard about the good cause to raise money, and how much people wanted me to do it, I thought ‘why not’!”Deano McGinley, from Hepburn’s in Benidorm, will be performing the shave on Carl, but it is hoped that another local,

Andy Ranson, will agree to have his armpits and chest waxed, along with some of his friends, as Chelsea Lara Geraghty, from Hepburns Sparadise, has offered her services in return for donations.Amanda, from the Crown, said: “hopefully, everyone will challenge their friends, and we can raise as much money as possible for Majbrit. ”Sponsor forms are at the Crown, in Alfaz del Pi, where the event will take place on Friday at around 9.30pm to 10pm.Full information on Majbrit’s condition can be found on www.gofundme.com/hngptfvk. Please contact Amanda at the Crown if you require further information on 662 59 62 30 or go to their Facebook page “Amanda Crown Alfaz.”

Everyone’s a winner

WINNERS OF the 2016 Finca Guila Bowls Club Championships proudly pose for a photo after three days of “excellent” sport at the Benidorm-based club. Closely fought games were enjoyed by spectators and the club wishes to thank sponsors Specsavers of Benidorm and Clare’s Beauty Salon, Albir, for their support. Competitions Secretary Barbara Pilling and the teams of markers and umpires were also thanked for helping make the tournament such a success.

Run for MABS PEOPLE TAKING part in the annual MABS Fun Run will come under starters orders at Moraira Castle at 11am on Sunday. Mayor of Teulada Moraira Carlos Linares has the honour of starting the event, an important fund raiser for the MABS Cancer Support Group. It will be the second year the run has started at the castle, in previous years the event began at the Los Leones Restaurant in Sol Park, but the course is basically the old one in reverse. And as usual spectators can enjoy a carnival atmosphere. Music duo ‘Tone Deaf’ will be entertaining the crowd and there will be stalls to browse. Entry and sponsorship forms are still available at the Castle Bar today (Friday) at 11am or runners can enter on Sundya from 9.30am – when all those taking part can collect a t-shirt. Entry is 10€ for adults and 5€ for children aged under 12 years.

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Timewarp duo - tribute shows Sharni - female entertainer HUSBAND AND wife duo Justin James and Jaime Lee are better known as “Timewarp”. Both Jaime and Justin have a true talent for singing whether performing haunting ballads, powerful rock anthems or pop classics. They have been performing professionally together for the past 15 years. All “Timewarp” shows are known for their feel good and upbeat music for all generations to enjoy, where the audience is invited to relax and sing along or get up and dance the night away. Phone: 671 354 188 or visit www.timewarpduo.com April Gigs: Friday-8: Hotel Sol Ifach, Calpe. 9 pm. (Open to Public) (Every Friday) Saturday-9: Brauhaus Restaurant, C/Pintor Sorolla, Calpe. 8 pm Thursday-14: Camping Calpe Mar, Calle Estovenia, Calpe. 8 pm Saturday-19: Miraflores Camping, Mojacar. 9 pm. Thursday-21: Gandia Social Club, Viva Espania. 9 pm. Saturday-30: Le Cabaret, La Pedrera Industrial Estate, Benissa. 9 pm.

The working party blues band

THE WORKING Party Band is reviewing and renewing its set list with songs new and old, interspersed with your familiar favourites of rock, blues, soul and rock’n’roll – it’s all here. The band continues to develop its already extensive repertoire, playing versions with such diverse influences as the Eagles, Guns’n’Roses, Marvin Gaye and Tina Turner! Come and have a look at what they do and how well they do it – the band song list has something for everyone’s taste. The band will be performing on Friday 8th April in Bar Quo Vadis, Javea, from 8 pm. More details on Facebook or call Mike 616 096 355 or 96 280 5648.

Sharni has over twenty five years experience in the entertainment business with residencies in five star hotels in the Middle East and major holiday/leisure resorts in the UK. She now has a full laser & light show, plus a 6 ft Digital HD Screen. Sharni is ideal for cabaret, dancing or easy listening – singing hits from the 60’s to the present day, from a huge repertoire which she constantly up dates. For bookings and more info check out her web site: www.thesharnishow.com April Gigs: Friday-8: Rusty’s Bar & Rte, Benitachell/Moraira (next to Mercadona) (Every Friday) Sunday-10: Tradewinds CC., La Fuente, Campoamor. 10 pm. (Every Sunday) Thursday-14: Dracula’s Bar, Calpe Port. 8.30 pm Wednesday-20: GJ’ Restaurant, Arenal, Javea. Saturday-23: Pablo’s International Bar, Playa Flamenca. 9 pm. Wednesday-27: GJ’s Restaurant, Arenal, Javea. Thursday-28: Dracula’s Bar, Calpe Port. 8.30 pm Saturday-30: The Black Bull, Castalla. 8.30 pm

#tv&showbiz goss

by Peter Taylor

 What do a group of teenage lads in Cornwall have in common with US rock band Foo Fighters? The lads have a group called ´Black Leaves of Envy´ and when the local council cancelled their rehearsals because of noise, they wrote to the Foo Fighters, and singer/guitarist David Grohl only took up their cause. He wrote a lengthy letter to the said council, snippets of which are “My name is Dave Grohl, and I’m writing on behalf of the local group Black Leaves Of Envy,”… “they´re having difficulty functioning within the current noise restrictions” … I ask you reconsider the restrictions put upon the volume of their private rehearsal space.” Top Geezer!

I´m pleased to inform you that Aardman Animations, who were responsible for ´Morph´ on the BBC way back in 1977, are re-working the children’s show and its set for a comeback to energise the chuckle muscles of the young-uns … and us grown up young-uns as well. Its due to air on Sky, and Luke Bradley-Jones, Brand Director of TV Products, explained “Not only will there be new animated adventures for Morph and mischievous Chas, there will also be shows presented by Aardman staff which could help kids create and animate their own characters.” Lovely Jubbly. Thanks to the magic of the internet I was recently able to find and start watching the wonderfully funny ´The Jerry Sanders Show ´ and was extremely saddened when the star of the show, Garry Shandling, passed away last week. His innovative style of comic acting was admired across the comedy spectrum, and after that fashion, friends of Garry gathered for a game of basketball in his honour saying “we had a long-standing tradition of Garry hosting a game every weekend at his Mandeville Canyon home, so his friends decided to play one last game there.” Cool.

I brought Whoopi Goldberg here a month or so back saying how feisty she is, especially when re-negotiating contracts with big TV corporations, but she´s here today for a singularly different reason. Speaking to US Today she told them about her new marijuana company that can genuinely beat the pain of severe stomach cramps. Talking about the Whoopi & Maya collection she said “I want to go nice and slow with this, I’m excited for people to feel comfortable using cannabis, the items range from balms, tinctures, bath soaks and sipping chocolates all infused with the drug. That´ll do me Tommy!

Vivien Leigh is making an Exhibition of herself

TWO OF the greatest movies of all time are ´Gone with the Wind´ and ´Streetcar Named Desire, ´ and they both starred Vivien Leigh who won Best Actress Academy Awards for her portrayals of Scarlett O´Hara and Blanche DuBois respectively. Vivien was born on the campus of St. Paul’s School, Darjeeling on Guy Fawkes Day 1913, and sadly passed away aged just 53 from tuberculosis. Vivien was not only a fine actress but one of the great beauties of her time, something she often referred to as being a handicap when it came to the roles she played being taken seriously. London’s Victoria and Albert museum recently purchased Vivien´s archive from her grandchildren that include costumes, sketches, photographs and scripts, and Keith Lodwick, V&A exhibition curator, said “Vivien Leigh remains an enduring icon of stage and screen and the objects on display provide a fascinating insight into her personal life and career.” For those of you who love these kind of exhibitions it will be held in National Trust property Nymans in West Sussex, the former family home of Leigh’s favourite set and costume designer Oliver Messel. Nikki Caxton, exhibition organiser, said “Many of Vivien Leigh’s costumes will be on display, including a Christian Dior gown from Duel of Angels and the headdress Messel made for her performance as Cleopatra. You will also be able to see letters from Dame Judi Dench, Bette Davis, Tennessee Williams, Sir Winston Churchill and the Queen Mother; the collection has not been exhibited publicly before and contains more than 100 pieces from Vivien´s Gone with the Wind archive.” It doesn’t come any more spectacular than this folks? ´Vivien Leigh: Public Faces, Private Lives´ will take place from 1 June to 4 September. Time to visit that secret stash and go treat yourself! We´re all aware of how many famous peeps have indulged in the odd extra marital thing-a-mi-jig, and when this parent child thing pops up, in most cases it slips on by unnoticed. Not so for William Shatner who´s alleged son Peter Sloan claims the actor is his father and has filed a $170 million lawsuit accusing Shatner of libel, defamation and slander, as well as demanding Captain Kirk consents to a paternity test and is asking for a jury trial! AAHH!! Beam me up Scotty!! Sloan, a 59-yearold radio show host in Florida, alleges the actor got his mother, actress Kathy McNeil, pregnant during a tryst in Toronto. AAAHHH!!!

Secret Cinema had some serious teething problems when they began in 2011, but got it together in 2014 when they launched ´Back to the Future´ screenings and set it in a life-size recreation of the 1950s Hill Valley town featured in Robert Zemeckis’s film. The secret part of their name refers to the fact that they keep the location of the upcoming event a ´secret´ until a few days before the date, scary stuff, but what we do know about the next event is over the middle 2 weekends in July and that they´re building a Kellermans Holiday Resort … Yep! Like the one in Dirty Dancing! ... Fan-dabbie-

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tv listings Friday, April 8 - Thursday, April 14 2016

“Quote of the week

Jack Whitehall sarcastically claimed he ‘consoled’ Oscar-nominated actor Sylvester Stallone after he lost out at this year’s awards show. Sylvester said “I´m very proud of my nomination, I worked hard for it, so why would anybody create insulting lies that only distort wonderful memories. Jack responded with “it’s sad Sly doesn’t remember meeting me, clearly I made very little impression.” Americans don’t do sarcasm.

FRIDAY 8th April BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Call the Council 12:45 Caught Red Handed 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 My Life on a Plate 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Would I Lie to You? 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 MasterChef 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Boomers 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 Room 101 Extra Storage

BBC2

07:00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 07:30 Call the Council 08:15 Think Tank 09:00 Sea Cities 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 The Chef’s Protege 13:30 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 13:50 Pressure Pad 14:35 Mrs Miniver 16:45 The Indian Doctor 17:25 Coast Australia 18:15 Bargain Hunt 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Golf: The Masters 20:30 Match of the Day Live 23:00 Two Doors Down 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 A Serious Man

SATURDAY 9th April BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 MasterChef 13:00 BBC News; Weather 13:10 Football Focus 13:50 Saturday Sportsday 14:00 Kelly Holmes: My Marathon Story 14:30 Golf: The Masters 15:30 Bargain Hunt 16:15 Escape to the Country 17:00 Final Score 18:20 Now You See It 18:50 BBC News 19:00 BBC Regional News and Weather 19:10 Can’t Touch This 20:00 The Voice UK 22:00 Casualty 22:50 The National Lottery Live 23:00 BBC News; Weather 23:20 Match of the Day 24:40 DÃ©jÃ Vu

BBC2

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Gok’s Lunchbox 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Best Walks with a View with Julia Bradbury 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Billy Connolly’s Tracks Across America 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV News 23:40 The Living Daylights

ITV1

07:00 Childrens TV 08:30 Scrambled! 08:35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 08:50 Horrid Henry 09:10 Nerds & Monsters 09:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:05 The Tom & Jerry Show 10:25 Murder, She Wrote 11:15 Murder, She Wrote 12:15 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:15 ITV News and Weather 13:24 ITV Central Weather 13:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 14:25 Judge Rinder 15:25 The Chase 16:25 Nanny McPhee & the Big Bang 18:30 ITV News 18:45 ITV News and Weather 19:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 Britain’s Got Talent 21:25 You’re Back in the Room 22:25 The Fast and the Furious 23:25 ITV News and Weather 23:39 ITV Regional Weather 23:40 The Fast and the Furious Bake Off: Creme de la Creme 17.00 24:40 The Cube 07:25 Sister Kenny 09:20 Goodbye, Mr Chips 11:10 Homes Under the Hammer 12:10 Natural World 13:00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul 14:00 Henry V 16:15 Flog It! 17:00 Bake Off: Creme de la Creme 18:00 World’s Weirdest Events 19:00 Tribes, Predators & Me 20:00 Dad’s Army 20:30 Golf: The Masters

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

07:20 How I Met Your Mother 07:45 The Goldbergs 08:10 The Goldbergs 08:35 The Goldbergs 09:00 The Morning Line 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:30 The Big Bang Theory 12:00 Shipping Wars 12:30 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 Food Unwrapped 14:45 Channel 4 Racing 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Too Many Cooks 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:30 Unreported World 21:00 Food Unwrapped 21:30 Travel Man: 48 Hours in 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 Lookalikes 23:35 First Dates 24:35 Raised by Wolves

07:15 How I Met Your Mother 07:40 How I Met Your Mother 08:05 Freesports on 4 08:30 Tarawera Ultra Marathon 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 The Morning Line 12:00 Sunday Brunch 15:00 Channel 4 Racing 19:30 Speed with Guy Martin 20:30 Channel 4 News 21:00 Johnny English Reborn 23:00 Die Hard

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Fatal Memories 18:00 5 News at 6 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Ancient Mysteries: The Search for Atlantis 22:00 Cleopatra: Mother, Mistress, Murderer, Queen 23:55 Secrets Of 24:55 Access

07:00 Childrens TV 09:05 Blaze and the Monster Machines 09:30 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:45 Wanda and the Alien 09:55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 10:30 The Saturday Show 12:30 Police Interceptors 13:25 Police Interceptors 14:20 Police Interceptors 15:20 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 16:20 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 17:15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 18:10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 19:05 NCIS: Los Angeles 20:00 NCIS: New Orleans 21:00 NCIS 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Football League Tonight 23:00 Football League Tonight 23:30 NCIS 24:25 NCIS

ITV2

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:30 Dinner Date 08:20 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 10:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10:35 Catchphrase 11:15 Dinner Date 12:15 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 14:15 You’ve Been Framed! 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 American Pie: the Wedding 23:00 FYI Daily 23:05 American Pie: the Wedding 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 24:10 24:40

ITV2

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Emmerdale 09:45 Coronation Street 12:15 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 13:45 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 14:40 Scorpion 15:40 Catchphrase 16:40 Britain’s Got More Talent 17:45 King Kong 18:45 FYI Daily 18:50 King Kong 21:25 Britain’s Got More Talent 22:25 Family Guy 22:55 Family Guy 23:20 Celebrity Juice 24:10 Family Guy 24:35 American Dad

Charmed Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Rude(ish) Tube Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Rude(ish) Tube Rude(ish) Tube The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Red The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

07:00 Rude(ish) Tube 07:25 Rude(ish) Tube 07:45 Rude(ish) Tube 08:05 Jane the Virgin 09:00 How I Met Your Mother 09:30 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Suburgatory 10:30 Suburgatory 11:00 Baby Daddy 11:30 Baby Daddy 12:00 Melissa & Joey 12:30 Melissa & Joey 13:00 How I Met Your Mother 13:30 How I Met Your Mother 14:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 14:30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 15:00 Hop 17:00 Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade 17:25 The Goldbergs 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Easy A 23:50 Gogglebox King Kong 18.50 24:55 Gogglebox

Youtube videos of the week Die Hard 23.00

The first vid this week features a guy who´s making quite a name for himself ´magic editing compilation 2015(zach king)”MICKS1425” then one that´s been beautifully edited and is a whole bunch of laughs ´FAIL Compilation FEBRUARY 2016 || WTF then a pretty young lady, pretty new to the business ´Weather Girls - Emily Ratajkowski reports from the Australian Outback - LOVE

sunday 10th April BBC1

BBC2

07:00 Breakfast 08:40 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics London 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Homes Under the Hammer 15:15 Secret Britain 16:15 Escape to the Country 17:00 Points of View 17:15 Songs of Praise 18:00 Life in the Air 19:00 Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and Me 19:30 BBC News 19:50 BBC Regional News 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 Undercover 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC Regional News 23:30 Match of the Day 2 24:50 The Hot Chick

07:15 Great British Garden Revival 08:15 This Farming Life 09:15 An Island Parish 09:45 The Beechgrove Garden 10:15 Countryfile 11:15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:45 The Best Dishes Ever 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Triathlon 15:50 Live Gymnastics 18:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Northern Exposure 19:00 Great British Railway Journeys 19:30 Golf: The Masters

The Hairy Bikers’ 18.00

ITV1

07:00 Childrens TV 08:35 Mr Bean: The Animated Series 08:50 Horrid Henry 09:10 Nerds & Monsters 09:30 Teen Titans Go! 10:05 The Tom & Jerry Show 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Murder, She Wrote 11:25 Murder, She Wrote 12:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 13:30 ITV News and Weather 13:44 ITV Regional Weather 13:45 River Monsters 14:45 Big Star’s Little Star 15:50 Britain’s Got Talent 17:10 Licence to Kill 19:40 ITV News 19:45 ITV News and Weather 20:00 The Chase 21:00 The Durrells 22:00 Home Fires 23:05 ITV News and Weather 23:19 ITV Regional Weather 23:20 100 Year Old Drivers 24:20 Murder, She Wrote

CHANNEL 4

CHANNEL 5

07:15 How I Met Your Mother 07:40 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:25 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 14:30 The Big Bang Theory 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 Bridge to Terabithia 17:25 Rango 19:30 Channel 4 News 20:00 The Secret Life of the Zoo 21:00 Hidden Britain by Drone 22:00 Indian Summers 23:00 Gogglebox 24:05 Insidious: Chapter 2

07:00 Childrens TV 09:10 Blaze and the Monster Machines 09:40 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:50 Wanda and the Alien 10:05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:15 Jelly Jamm 10:30 LazyTown 10:55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:30 Football League Tonight 12:30 Football League Tonight 13:00 The Gadget Show 14:00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild UK 15:00 Eight Below 17:20 The Haunted Mansion 19:00 Now That’s Funny! 20:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 21:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us in Vegas 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 The Town 24:25 Hancock

itv2

07:00 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:25 Emmerdale 10:00 Coronation Street 12:30 Take Me Out 13:40 Catchphrase 14:25 Small Soldiers 15:25 FYI Daily 15:30 Small Soldiers 16:35 Mr Bean’s Holiday 17:35 FYI Daily 17:40 Mr Bean’s Holiday 18:25 Britain’s Got Talent 19:50 Britain’s Got More Talent 20:55 The Wedding Planner 21:55 FYI Daily 22:00 The Wedding Planner 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy 24:55 American Dad!

07:00 Rude(ish) Tube 07:20 Rude(ish) Tube 07:40 Rude(ish) Tube 08:05 Suburgatory 08:35 Suburgatory 09:00 Baby Daddy 09:30 Baby Daddy 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Hollyoaks 13:30 Come Dine with Me 14:30 Come Dine with Me 15:35 The Goldbergs 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 The Goldbergs 17:00 Rude(ish) Tube 17:10 Bride Wars 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD 23:00 Colombiana

monday 11th April BBC1

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Panorama 21:00 EastEnders 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 24:30 The Graham Norton Show

BBC2

07:00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 07:30 Call the Council 08:15 Think Tank 09:00 Caught Red Handed 09:30 Gardeners’ World 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 Pressure Pad 15:15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 16:10 The Indian Doctor 16:50 Coast Australia 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 20:30 Grand Tours of Scotland 21:00 University Challenge 21:30 An Island Parish 22:00 American Crime Story 22:50 QI XL 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Workers or Shirkers? Ian Hislop’s Victorian Benefits

ITV1

07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Chopping Block 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Marcella 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV News 23:40 The Agenda 24:30 The Chase

CHANNEL 4

07:00 How I Met Your Mother 07:45 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00 Shipping Wars 12:30 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Too Many Cooks 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 The Food Chain 22:00 The Island with Bear Grylls 23:00 Sex Box 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Trauma Doctors 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: New Orleans 16:15 Access 16:20 Teacher’s Obsession 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Sinkholes: Buried Alive 21:00 Police Interceptors 22:00 The Tube: Going Underground 23:00 Gotham 24:00 Person of Interest 24:55 Person of Interest

itv2

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:30 Dinner Date 08:20 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 Family Guy 23:00 Plebs 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 American Dad! 24:30 American Dad! 24:55 The Cleveland Show

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 24:00 24:30

Charmed Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Rude(ish) Tube Rude(ish) Tube Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Rude(ish) Tube Rude(ish) Tube The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Made in Chelsea Empire The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

tuesday 12th April BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The A Word 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Would I Lie to You? 24:15 How to Stay Young

BBC2

07:30 Money for Nothing 08:15 Think Tank 09:00 Caught Red Handed 09:30 Great British Railway Journeys 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 Pressure Pad 15:15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 16:10 The Indian Doctor 16:55 Coast Australia 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 20:30 Grand Tours of Scotland 21:00 Bake Off: Creme de la Creme 22:00 Europe: Them or Us 23:00 Mock the Week 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Horizon

ITV1 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Chopping Block 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 River Monsters 21:00 How Not to DIY 22:00 Drive 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV News 23:45 Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 24:45 The Cube

CHANNEL 4

07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00 Shipping Wars 12:30 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Too Many Cooks 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 22:00 One Born Every Minute 23:00 First Dates 24:05 Flashy Funerals

CHANNEL 5

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:25 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Access 16:20 Fatal Performance 18:00 5 News at 6 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 The Yorkshire Vet 22:00 Benefits by the Sea: Jaywick 23:00 Most Shocking Reality Moments

itv2

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:30 Dinner Date 08:20 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 American Pie: the Wedding 23:00 FYI Daily 23:05 American Pie: the Wedding 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy

07:00 07:45 08:35 09:05 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 13:00 14:00 14:30 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 24:00 24:30

Charmed Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Rude(ish) Tube Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Rude(ish) Tube Rude(ish) Tube The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks The Big Bang Theory The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory The Aliens Tattoo Fixers The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory

wednesday 13th April BBC1

BBC2

07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 Match of the Day Live 22:00 MasterChef 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 A Question of Sport 24:15 Boomers 24:45 Live at the Apollo

07:30 Money for Nothing 08:15 Think Tank 09:00 Caught Red Handed 09:30 Great British Menu 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 Pressure Pad 15:15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 16:10 The Indian Doctor 16:55 Coast Australia 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 20:30 Grand Tours of Scotland 21:00 Horizon 22:00 Five Star Babies: Inside the Portland Hospital 23:00 Normal for Norfolk 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Kelly Holmes: My Marathon Story 24:45 Europe: Them or Us

ITV1 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Chopping Block 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tonight at the London Palladium 22:00 Scott & Bailey 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV News 23:40 UEFA Champions League Highlights 24:45 British Touring Car Championship Highlights

CHANNEL 4 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00 Shipping Wars 12:30 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Too Many Cooks 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Supervet 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 What British Muslims Really Think 24:05 The Island with Bear Grylls

CHANNEL 5

itv2

07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Paw Patrol 09:50 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:15 Cowboy Builders 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 The Gadget Show 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Badge of Betrayal 18:00 5 News at 6 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 21:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 22:00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 23:00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords 24:00 The Tube: Going Underground

07:00 The Hot Desk 07:10 Planet’s Funniest Animals 07:30 Dinner Date 08:20 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 09:00 Emmerdale 09:30 The Cube 10:30 Psych 11:20 Royal Pains 12:15 Dinner Date 13:15 Emmerdale 13:40 The Cube 14:45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Take Me Out 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 The Almost Impossible Gameshow 23:00 Plebs 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 American Dad! 24:55 American Dad!

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Charmed Hollyoaks Rules of Engagement Rude(ish) Tube Baby Daddy Baby Daddy Charmed Charmed How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Baby Daddy Baby Daddy How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother Rude(ish) Tube Rude(ish) Tube The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Hollyoaks Jane the Virgin The Big Bang Theory The 100 The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Tattoo Fixers

Thursday 14th April BBC1 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Sheriffs Are Coming 12:45 Thief Trackers 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Think Tank 16:00 Escape to the Country 16:45 Money for Nothing 17:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 19:55 Party Election Broadcast 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 MasterChef 22:00 How to Stay Young 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News Weather 23:45 Question Time 24:45 This Week

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07:30 Money for Nothing 08:15 Think Tank 09:00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 The Chef’s Protege 14:30 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain 14:55 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 15:25 My Life on a Plate 16:10 The Indian Doctor 16:55 Coast Australia 17:45 Great British Railway Journeys 18:15 Flog It! 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Into the Wild with Gordon Buchanan 20:30 Grand Tours of Scotland 21:00 Natural World 22:00 Line of Duty 23:00 Live at the Apollo 23:30 Newsnight 24:10 Weather 24:15 Five Star Babies: Inside the Portland Hospital

ITV1 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Chopping Block 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV News 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Bargain Shop Wars 22:00 Paul O’Grady’s Animal Orphans 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV News 23:40 UEFA Europa League Highlights 24:40 Murder, She Wrote

CHANNEL 4 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 09:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 11:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 12:00 Shipping Wars 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 15:10 Fifteen to One 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Too Many Cooks 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Millionaires’ Mansions: Designing Britain’s Most Exclusive Homes 22:00 British Army Girls 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 24:05 Gogglebox

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International Best Selling Author hosts Book Signing in Denia JANA PETKEN, best selling Historical Fiction author, will be in Denia next week for a unique book signing event for her latest novel Swearing Allegiance: The Carmody Saga, Book 1 A book about love, war, and betrayal, set during the First World War: April 1916 An Irish Easter uprising lays waste to Dublin and fractures a British Empire struggling to supply men and arms to defeat Germany. In Dublin’s ruins, the affluent and celebrated Carmody family are not only forced to confront the rebellion’s devastating effects on their personal lives but also the terrible secrets and lies uncovered in the midst of grief. Forced to abandon their home in the Irish capital for London, each family member must strive to survive poverty, the horrors of war, and personal bouts with excessive pride and passion – but loyalty to family proves to be the most difficult cross to bear. Danny, the youngest, is a republican rebel who risks everything to fight for an independent Ireland. Patrick, a surgeon, swears allegiance to Britain and joins His Majesty’s Royal Navy, which is engaged in tense battles to control the seas. Jenny, self-entitled and strong willed, sees her wedding plans and grand ambitions disintegrate. With a fiancé incarcerated in a rebel prison camp and no prospects of her own, she faces the unimaginable challenge of working in one of London’s munitions factories. THE AUTHOR Jana’s #1 Bestselling books include: The Guardian of Secrets. The Mercy Carver Series, Dark Shadows and Blood Moon. Jana is the award winning author of The Errant Flock. Just recently she attended the International Book Fair in Miami, where she won the silver medal for best historical fiction novel, 2015 at the Readers’ Favourite awards. Jana has lead a full and book worthy life before her final switch to professional full time novelist. Her career included Naval Policewoman, working for the BBC World Service as a

security guard, and twelve years as a body guard for a Saudi Princess! Following an injury to her spine in an air turbulence incident, she retired to pursue writing her novels. Jana hopes to greet many of RTN´S readers at the signing. Haweli Indian Restaurant, Las Marinas km2, DENIA Thursday 14th of April from 7.30PM The signing will take place in Haweli Restaurant, Las Marinas km2, Denia. Starting at 7.30pm. New books will be available to buy and limited copies of the other four books mentioned above, also. For more information on the location call Haweli on 677004651 www.janapetkenauthor.com http://www.Facebook.com/Authorjanapetken

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Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin

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People Words It’s very easy for language teachers to get stuck in ruts. An example of this is with “people” words. We always teach the words of jobs (profesor, abogado) and members of the family (hijo, abuelo). We might throw in a few extras like “vecino” or “compañero” and that’s as far as it usually goes.

However, the language is full of other “people” words which are more commonly used than one might think. We had better start with the words for “person” and “people” which have their own little quirks. “People” en masse as it were, is in fact a feminine singular word in Spanish “la gente”. Therefore it behaves like all feminine singular words when placed in a sentence. This means that “a lot of people” is “mucha gente” (feminine “mucha”) and “people think” is “la gente piensa” (“piensa” in the singular). The word for “person” is “persona” and this is also feminine. This means that if we want to say something like “Pedro is a great person” in Spanish it remains grammatically feminine, like this “Pedro es una persona estupenda”. There are other feminine people words which obey this rule which seems very strange to English speakers. Another example is “la victima.” We might hear something like this on the news: “el padre de la familia fue una de las victimas”. The opposite of “victima” is a word that also appears from time to time in the news “verdugo”. This basically means “tyrant” or “executioner” but nowadays is often used to describe a person who victimizes or abuses another in a particularly dreadful way. Before we leave criminal matters, the general word for “criminal” in Spanish is “delincuente”. The Spanish word “criminal” refers specifically to someone who murders or physically harms another person, whilst the general word for crime is “delito”. Just thought you might like to know that. There are many people words which link individuals to where to live. We have already seen “vecino” which as well as neighbour can also mean “local resident”. “David Villa es vecino de Langreo en Asturias” for example. We also have citizen, “ciudadano” (literally a resident of a city or ciudad) and “paisano” (resident of a country). “Paisano” can also mean “compatriot” or “fellow countryman”. Sometimes a Spanish person will say to me “Ayer estuve con un paisano tuyo” (“I was with one of your fellow countryman yesterday”). This is usually followed by: “Se

llamaba John o Jim o algo así. ¿Lo conoces?” (His name was John or Jim or something like that. Do you know him?) As you will have discovered from your “job” words, we sometimes change the endings of verbs and add “-dor” or “-dora” to give us the person who does something, such as “limpiador” (cleaner). This works for non-job words too, for example “jugador” (player), “pensador” (“thinker”), “vendedor” (“seller”) “comprador” (buyer) “seguidor” (follower) or simply “trabajador” (worker) . In each case you can just add the letter “a” at the end to turn the person into a female. You might want to try out a few more of these, although they don’t always work. Sometimes the “dor” or “dora” ending refers to a machine “ordenador” (computer, from the verb “ordenar”) “lavadora” (washing machine, from the verb “lavar”). There are many more where these came from and also an interesting way in which the Spanish use adjectives to make people words. More of that next week, I’m sure you can’t wait.

San Vicente Moors and Christians THE MOORS and Christians festival in San Vicente del Raspeig, Alicante, reaches its climax this weekend.

The fiesta, which is held every year in honour of their patron saint, San Vicente, began on Tuesday 29th March and concludes on Sunday, with a grand open air dance in the Plaza de España at 10pm. On Saturday 9th April, there will be a parade of the Fiesta Queens, with a pipe and drum band, followed by children’s entertainment in the plaza. The evening concludes with the famous Correfoc, at 9.30pm. On Sunday, there will be a re-enactment of the Miracles of Sant Vicent, with daytime fireworks. This is scheduled to start at 12.15pm in Avenida Libertad. Further information of timings can be found on www.raspeig.es.

Crossword solutions for last week Cryptic Solutions

Across: 1 Midnight oil; 9 Observe; 10 Watch; 11 Extra; 12 Curtain; 13 Ogress; 15 Tissue; 18 In force; 20 Clara; 22 Hoard; 23 Castled; 24 Intemperate. Down: 2 Inset; 3 Normans; 4 Greece; 5 Tower; 6 In tears; 7 Come to light; 8 Change hands; 14 Refrain; 16 Incisor; 17 Tea-cup; 19 Ridge; 21 Allot. Quick Solutions Across: 1 Promiscuous; 9 Plunged; 10 Prior; 11 Opera; 12 Termite; 13 Treaty; 15 Effete; 18 Neglect; 20 Dodge; 22 Trait; 23 Islamic; 24 Belligerent. Down: 2 Rouse; 3 Migrant; 4 Sedate; 5 Upper; 6 Utilise; 7 Opportunity; 8 Irreverence; 14 Engrave; 16 Fiddler; 17 String; 19 Extol; 21 Demon.

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Is your home earthquake proof? (Final Part) Is it obligatory to apply the Spanish Seismic Norm (NCSR-02) to all new construction and buildings which are rehab or extended. The architect may under his own responsibility apply other seismic criteria on his design, but the minimum standard shall be that of the Norm. In other words all new buildings or major reform projects must take into account the (NCSR-02) Seismic Norm as a minimum benchmark. Costa Cálida and Costa Blanca as the most hazardous areas. In the Norm there is a highly illustrative seismic map of Spain that shows Costa del Sol Costa Cálida and Costa Blanca as the most hazardous areas. These areas are really located approximately around the provinces of Granada, Malaga, Almería, Murcia and Alicante. The map also provides the socalled basic seismic acceleration (a characteristic value of the horizontal acceleration of ground surface) and a coefficient that takes into account the influence of different types of earthquakes envisage on each of these areas during a period of time. In areas where the expected acceleration is very low, the regulation exempts seismic standards to be applied (the lowest seismic zones are located around the centre of Spain). Earthquake is a statistical phenomenon, and the mathematic formulae are unemotionally applied as it is applied on a horse to win the Grand National. The probabilities that an earthquake should happen in your neighbourhood depends greatly if you are in the areas I have mentioned above. My personal opinion is that the Spanish Norm is very strict and does set a criteria, based on the intended use given to the building and the zone in which the building it is situated.

It doesn’t forbid the use of any structural material, but it establishes technical criteria for the design and calculation of the structures using those materials. The standard is more demanding for buildings used for transportation, communications, hospitals, administrative buildings and other facilities which hold essential services (water, electricity etc.), to ensure they can be used in emergencies and during a disaster. All buildings designed under this Norm will endure an earthquake in better conditions than expected because in the calculations, we architects apply high safety coefficients which place the structure on to the side of security. Spanish Nuclear power stations. Regarding the Spanish nuclear plants, construction are governed by special regulations, and I am convince that they are in safe hands, but I am sure that after the Fukushima nuclear accident, new revision of the rules and protocols will take place not only in Spain but world wide, which will benefit us all. Although let me remind you that the real problem at Fukushima was not caused by the earthquake, but by the tsunami that followed it and inundated the plants disabling all safety services, specially the cooling pumps. The last tsunami in the Mediterranean Sea occurs in 1755. Lisbon was devastated in part by an earthquake, which was followed by a tsunami with waves that reached 10 meters, according to testimonies of the time. The seven nuclear plants in Spain are situated away from the sea and on the zone with the lowest seismic grades. However I do belief in Murphy’s Law, it is only a question of time, as we have seen in Japan. Catastrophic event occurs when no one suspect it. It is also true to say that there isn’t a facility in the world that can be said to be absolutely safe and it also true that any building can be made a bit safer and

when one think it is very safe it can be made a little safer. The cost of security But is it really much more expensive to build following the Seismic Norm? I believe that obviously there is an extra expense in designing an structure taking into account the Norm but it is not that much if the structure is thought out from the initial concept design of the building. A symmetric form will help absorbing the whipping effect of a tremor more so than a building without symmetry and many times we are free to choose ay form in our design. It seems that the attempt to reduce costs was the reason that hundreds of houses allegedly built to earthquake standards collapsed like sand castles after the 5.8 magnitude earthquake struck the Italian region of Abruzzo in April 2009. Two six-story buildings situated in practically on the same Via Campo di Fassa, in the town of L’Aquila, demonstrated how the application of the seismic rules and use of appropriate materials saved lives. After the earthquake, one of the buildings remained standing, saving the lives of all the occupants. The other collapsed completely, killing 29 people. As reported later, many new buildings were constructed by mixing cement with unwashed sea sand, which did damage the foundations steel reinforcement due to salt corrosion. However if all countries comply with the existing earthquake norms, deaths would fall drastically, as it has been demonstrated in Japan, the country with best designed buildings against quakes. The buildings constructed under Japan’s strict regulations have withstood many earthquakes and have saved many lives. However Mother Nature seems to prove to us every now and then, who is in charge by sending new type of catastrophe for which we were not prepared.

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Lemon chilli herb rub THIS SPICY rub is great on pork or poultry. Use it alone, or team it up with your favourite barbecue sauce. INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup kosher salt 3 tbsp chilli powder 1 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp dried oregano 1 tsp ground coriander 1 tsp dry mustard 1 tbsp lemon zest, finely grated DIRECTIONS 1.Mix all ingredients together, and pat lightly onto pork or poultry several hours before grilling. Freeze leftover rub for the next BBQ

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Mediterranean meatballs 500gm beef or lamb mince 1 onion finally diced 1 garlic, clove crushed a pinch of dried chilli flakes (optional) 1 tsp ground cumin Handful chopped fresh parsley salt and pepper for seasoning olive oil for frying Sauce: 1 onion finely, chopped 1/2 red pepper, diced 2 cloves of garlic, crushed 2 x 400gm tins of chopped peeled tomatoes 200 ml chicken stock. 1 tsp cumin 2 tsp sugar 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp chilli flakes (again I used smoked)

salt to taste place all the meatball ingredients in a bowl and using your hands mix to combine roll into meatballs heat the olive oil in a pan and fry the meatballs in baches or 6 until nicely browned all round, set aside. lightly fry the onions, red peppers, garlic and spice ingredients for the sauce in the meatball pan (with a drizzle more of olive oil) until softened about 5 minutes. add the tomatoes and the stock bring to the boil and then reduce to a simmer cook for about 10 minutes until slightly thickened add the meatballs back into the sauce and allow them to finish off cooking about 8 minutes depending how big your meatballs are.

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Health and wellbeing by JACK TROUGHTON WELLBEING FRIENDS is a new social network group being launched on the Costa Blanca designed to offer a helping hand in a friendly environment. The brainchild of Benitachell-resident Debbie Hull, the aim is to provide a forum where health and wellbeing problems and their solutions can be discussed. Her passion for helping people began in the UK where she worked in hospitals organising therapy groups relating to mental health and wellbeing. “I personally found from my own experience and observations that your personal wellbeing can impact on every aspect of your lifestyle and also your loved ones,” said Debbie. “I know how lonely it can be to face issues like depression or an ongoing mental condition alone. So, I decided to transfer all I had learned and my caring skills and launch the Costa Blanca’s first wellbeing network.” She added: “Wellbeing isn’t just about what is happening on the inside but how you see yourself and your ability to face the world in order to deal with whatever life throws at you.” The first speaker at Wellbeing Friends is Angela Zwaga. The former owner of hair dressing salon, once she sold the successful business, she chose not to retire but at the age of 56 train at the Style Coach Institute in London. Angela, who lives in Moraira and works as a style coach, said she learned important lessons about ‘personal beauty’ and said: “I had to learn to be honest with myself; it was time to realise my purpose in life and my worth and beliefs. “The course taught me to accept and appreciate my own unique beauty. My negative thoughts about my external image, upon reflection in the mirror, are now positive, colourful, youthful and happier.” And she will share tips on creating a wardrobe, de-cluttering clothes, colours, patterns and turning negatives into positives at the meeting. Wellbeing Friends will meet in the boardroom of Benitachell Properties at the crossroads opposite the banks at 11am. To register, go to www.CostaBlancaWellbeing.com.

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Rugby La Vila News by PATRICIA THOMPSON

LAST SATURDAY, the first team travelled to Barcelona to play against Sitges, winning 74-5. Tries were from Guillem Carrión, Iván Agudo, Luciano Martínez, Santiago Quirelli, Matías Jara, Francisco Carbonell, Bruno Villalba and Alexander Sheroziya. This was La Vila’s last game awayof the season, and next Sunday April 10th, at 12.30, they will play their last league home game, before the play offs, against Sitges from Barcelona. Adult tickets will be 5€, and free for under12s. Now you can buy tickets at www.instanticket.es for the gate price. As usual, there will be the Argentinian barbecue, a large hot roll for 4€. If you want to join the after-match meal with the players, book your ticket at the bar, it’s paella and a drink for 5€ The shop will be open on Sunday for sales of the new Rugby La Vila hoodie for 25€, and there will be live music from Mick and Peter (Shades of Grey). The second team will play Tabernes at home next Saturday at 5.30pm. Entry is free. On Saturday, 16th April, Rhyl veterans, from Wales, will visit Villajoyosa and will play Alicante Veterans and Elche veterans, in 3 short games. These are real veterans, all over 55 years of age The first team play offs will be on April 24th (away), May 1st (home), May 8th (away) and May 15th (home), and the finals will be on May 22nd and 29th, the same day as the 30th Benidorm Sevens. The Moroccan national side and Worcester Warriors Academy have confirmed they will be in the International Benidorm Sevens, to be played at Villajoyosa Rugby Stadium on 28th and 29th May. Tickets are available at www.instanticket.es. La Vila Rugby Club is situated at Carretera El Pantano, Villajoyosa. Just take the motorway AP-7 exit 66 (Villajoyosa). At the first roundabout head for the mountain. It is about 1 km from the Motorway exit 66. Alternatively, take the Villajoyosa by-pass, and take the middle exit, at the first roundabout bear right towards the motorway entrance and at the second roundabout bear left towards the mountain. If you are interested in joining La Vila contact Jason Craig on 659 67 47 68 or Ignacio Davila 608 06 82 08 or email oficina@rugbylavila.net.

La Marina golf society INJURIES AND other commitments resulted in a reduced field of 18 players for the society’s visit to Font Del Llop, on a day which saw the wind develop from a breeze to gale force gusts. Despite this, some worthy scores were achieved, with the gold prize going to handicap secretary Alan Jones with 38 pts. Silver winner was Brian Stewart with 37 pts. The two ‘nearest the pins’ winners were Mick Cook and Roger Honey. The society’s next outing is Altorreal on 14th April, first tee-off 11.28am, for the captain v vicecaptain match. To play, sign up on the list at the La Marina Club or notify Alan Craig a100ac@yahoo.co.uk or 965 07 72 04. The draw for the annual Matchplay Trophy has now been made, and can be viewed on the notice board at the club.

Benitachell Bowls Club BBC LIONS are champions of the north, after the North/ South playoffs took place last Monday. BBC Lions Northern League Squad, and a large group of supporters set off for Bonalba Bowls club on a day which did not look very promising but improved as the journey progressed, and, on arrival, the sun shone. The games went to the wire with BBC producing two

winning rinks. Top rink was ‘The Girls’, skipped by Lynda Warnes, with her team of Yvonne Browne and Linda Richards. They played a brilliant game with a final score of 24 – 14. The second great win of the day, went to skip Trevor Neale, with Janet Neale and Annie Jones, who held on to the last with a score of 16 – 15. Sadly, BBC were unable to secure the extra 3 points needed to win

the competition. Jean Cooper, president of the Costa Blanca Bowls Association, presented the BBC Lions with the Northern Trophy. San Luis Lions were then presented with the North/South trophy. The Northern League teams will have to look forward to next year in hopes of regaining the cup.

Aintree’s Grand National

by CAROLINE TYSZKA

THE GRAND National takes place this weekend in what is being hailed as the biggest sporting weekend of the year. This weekend, avid sports fan have a choice between The Masters, two big boxing fights, elite cycling, premier league football and, of course, The Grand National at Aintree. This year will be the 169th Grand National since the first race took place in 1839, with horses and jockeys having to cover 4 miles, two furlongs and 74 yards to reach the finishing line. The race has thirty fences and, provided all horses are fit to run, a total of forty are expected to line up at the starting point. Whilst many feel that the endurance horse race is cruel and unnecessary, with 1 jockey and 80 horses having died since it started, the Grand National has 600 million worldwide viewers and Britain’s bet an estimated £500m on the day. The Spanish, who are a nation of gamblers, bet a higher proportion of their income than almost any other nation. It is estimated that the Spanish gamble well over 1.9 billion euros a year, equal to around 480€ per head or some 15% of the average net household income. Bearing

this in mind, it is surprising that only gambling sanctioned by the government can take place, hence bars playing a simple game of bingo, or running bookiesm are constantly being closed down by the police. There are legal ways to bet on events such as the Grand National in Spain, aside from the obvious online options, as improvements in technology have seen the introduction of new betting machines that are not dissimilar in appearance to a fruit machine. Many bars now have these machines, and one such example is the “Sportium”, owned by Ladbrokes, where you can literally place a bet on anything around the world. This year’s Grand National hopefuls include: Many Clouds, the winner from 2015; Silviniaco Conti; First Lieutenant; Wonderful Charm and Ballynagour, with the odds changing from minute to minute as to the favourite. Some who bet on this famous race often choose their horse because of the name or the fact that it is an outsider. Those who bet on Mon Mome in 2009, who was 100/1, were rewarded with a first place and, no doubt, a very nice return from their bookmaker.

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Alfaz Fantasy Football League THE LEAGUE is back after this season’s last International break. A full Premier League programme gave the A.F.F.L. 29 goals,7 clean sheets,25 yellow cards and 2 red ones. Joe’s team, Keith Lard F.C., increased their lead over Scott’s Dog Dale to 43 points, with Plaistow13hammers and The Pheonix Club still 3rd and 4th. At the bottom, Lyn’s Handbrake City are now over a hundred points behind Alison’s Foxywise. In the Mark Carter Ladies Section, Maxine’s team, Plaistow13hammers, have a 43 point lead over Joanna’s, Hup Hannah City. Maxine’s team also have a 1 point lead over Pauline’s Vodka Army in the quest for the 20€ voucher sponsored by Quick Save Supermarket in Albir. Nathan’s team, Tyrannosuarez-Rex, lead the U.K.T.V. SPAIN Junior League, 38 points ahead of 2nd placed Super Rhys, last season’s winners. At the other end, Bradley’s Hero to Zero are no longer last, leaving Marcus’s Salford Sausages trailing Lily’s Sponge Bob by 7 points. In the Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League, James’s Jukeboxers are 4 points ahead of last week’s leaders, David’s Pearson’s Smashers, with Johnny’s Rockets and Keith Lard F.C. 3rd and 4th. Lyn’s Handbrake City are also bottom of this section, 48 points behind Mark’s team, No Bad Losers. This week’s top scoring side is Nathan’s Tyrannosuarez-Rex F.C., with 43 points, while 3 teams share the lowest score, Luca’s Angels, Handbrake City and the Bulgary Boys, who all scored 2 points. The 4 teams will now go into the Premier Imports monthly draw for a case of cava. February’s winner was Icelandic Manager Heimir. Manager of the Month for April is being generously sponsored by Debbie & Paul at the Our Plaice in the Sun Restaurant in Albir, where you can eat in or takeaway their very special fish & chips. After just one week, Tyrannosuarez-Rex F.C. lead Andy’s team, Fred West XI, by 2 points. Andy’s Team, Fred West XI, have won this week’s Breakfast for 2 at Rafters, sponsored by Kate, after climbing 29 places from 164th position to 135. Only 1 Lady Manager is through to the semi-finals of the RTN K.O. Cup Competition, Jin’s Dream Team, as is the favourite, Dog Dale, together with Stephen’s team, Bribed by Blatter, and 2nd favourite, Dazza’s The Pheonix Club. With only 8 weeks to go, it’s important to follow your team’s progress by visiting the website www.alfazffl.com or popping into one of the bars which display the league tables and results, in Albir The Local, and Wyndhams, in Benidorm Union Jack, in Alfaz Robins Nest, and in Moraira Barilloche.

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Citröen C1 road test “IT’S THE same car isn’t it?” asks a friend as he looks at the Citroen C1 parked alongside the Peugeot 108. They even share the same glass tailgate and handles.

In the same way that a Terrier dog is one of many different breeds, such as the Airedale (my favourite dog), Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Yorkshire Terrier, Jack Russell Terrier etc., the Citroen C1 might share similarities with the Peugeot 108, but it is a quite unique car in its own right. It’s all about temperament and style. Firstly, while both are available in a choice of eight exterior colours, they are eight entirely different colours, and, like the 108, the C1 is also available in funky two tone colours. The C1 I am testing is finished in an eye-catching, and arguably feminine, Blue Lagoon with Caldera Black Roof. If you want a blue 108, it is available in Tahoe Blue, which is a much lighter shade. Again, just like its relative, the C1 is a city car, and the model I am testing is a three door hatchback. Both share the same 1.2-litre three cylinder lawnmower sounding engine, which needs revving hard to make progress, and, like the 108, the C1 is a great little car to drive. The model I test is fitted with black leather interior and, although it shares exactly the same black dashboard with its Peugeot counterpart, there is a striking white section in the centre, around the touch screen and around the air vents. Where the 108 I recently tested had a reversing camera, this C1 does not, and I don’t think it’s a great loss either because, although I find that the rear pillars do block my view a little, I don’t feel a reversing camera is necessary in such a small car.

There is a seven-inch multimedia touch screen system, which includes radio, Bluetooth, video player and onboard computer (like in the 108). Other little touches to set it apart from its rival are the distinctive alloy wheels and, of course, the Citroen grille. However, much like the Peugeot, the Citroen pleasingly incorporates chrome on its grille and wing mirrors. The reason why it looks so similar to the Peugeot 108, and, indeed, the Toyota Aygo, is because it is built in the same plant as both counterparts, with the engineering handled by the latter company. However, the new C1 is the most solid supermini from the French firm yet. The C1 was introduced in 2005, and Citroen has sold more than 760,000 of its superminis. “The firm has upped the quality the baby Citroen offers,” writes Parkers, the car experts. “You’ll also notice keyless entry, hill-start assist, climate control, heated seats, reversing camera and memory settings for the front seats on the standard and optional kit lists. Buyers looking for some personality with their C1 should check out the Airscape model, which boasts an electrically folding fabric roof that runs the length of the cabin, offering wind in the hair motoring without any of the scuttle-shake shortfalls.

Otherwise the C1 is available in three trims; Touch, Feel and Flair, with the 800mm x 760mm fabric roof Airscape option offered on Feel or Flair only. There are eight exterior colours to choose from, along with the option for that Airscape roof to be either Black, Grey or Red to contrast or match the bodywork. Inside, the dashboard, air vent trim, gear lever base and door panel trims can be specified in brighter colours to liven up the cabin.” Citroen 1.2VTi Flair Facts at a glance: Used price range: Top speed: 106mph £5,290 - £9,932 0-60mph: 10.6secs New price range: Power: 80bhp £8,345 - £12,415 Economy: 65mpg

Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz

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