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A winter’s tale
THE CHRISTMAS party season may well be a time of fun and joy for many, but it is also a time when we must increase our awareness of the risks on the roads, and especially the dangers of consuming alcohol or drugs.
Legion enjoys ‘Top Gun’ MEMBERS OF the Hondon Valley Branch of the Royal British Legion were left flying high after a visit to a top NATO base and the chance to inspect 35 different fighter aircraft. See page 9
Batten down the hatches! THE SPANISH weatherman has issued a red warning for this weekend and has forecast storm conditions aff ecting the whole Valencia region from Saturday to Monday, with rainfall of up to 180 litres per m2.
Cassie(right) and colleague Sarah Sach
CASSIE Leary and husband Jon Meek have set themselves a real Christmas challenge - cooking a treat for a ‘family’ of 65 merry gentlemen at a Costa Blanca men’s refuge. See page 7
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Santa breaking bad FOUR BANDITS disguised as Santa Claus escaped with valuable electronic gadgets after a raid on the Apple Store in Valencia city centre. by Edward Graham The robbers burst into the shop and ordered terrified customers and staff to the ground before loading up with tablets and other devices and escaping in a stolen car, driven by a fifth member of the gang. The heist took place last Thursday afternoon; a national holiday but the stores were open for Christmas shoppers. The car was stolen from the Manises area of Valencia the previous evening and was later found burnt out in the town of Turia – police say the vehicle was torched to remove clues that might help reveal the identities of the gang. And a police spokesman said the criminals took advantage of Christmas to use their disguise and had acted with great speed, both in grabbing the goods and fleeing the area.
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Concert to help animals THE GUYS and girls of the ASOKA animal rescue charity in Orihuela present the 6th annual Christmas concert ‘Star’ tomorrow night (Saturday 17th December). by Jack Troughton The spectacular event uses special projections created to show the work of the volunteers and the dogs and cats successfully homed across Europe this year. “It’s not just a few people singing carols,” says Nick Moore, the concert’s creator. “Star is an event with uplifting and emotional songs that reflect the passion with which ASOKA rescue over 800 animals a year.” The concert is in La Lonja Concert Hall, Calle Aragon, Orihuela. It starts at 8pm. Tickets are 5€ and can be bought on the night and are also available in advance from Networks English Academy, Calle Reyes Católicos 1, Orihuela. There will also be a donation point for any dog or cat food, or much-needed blankets and bedding to keep the abandoned animals warm on cold nights. For more information, call 692 747 685.
APAH are appealing for a long-term foster home for a very needy cat. Heidi has been in APAH’s care since 2010. She is a mature, very affectionate cat with a lifelong medical condition. It isn’t contagious and is kept under control by medication; which she is well used to and takes without a problem. Her medical needs will be maintained by APAH, but she needs a loving home for her later years. If you want to help Heidi, please call 630 422 563 or 616 210 850.
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A word from the Ed... A Christmas carol THE BOXES are rapidly being opened on the RTN office Advent Calendar in the countdown to Christmas – some mysteriously missing the chocolate – and the paper itself is in festive spirit; packed with reports and pictures of festive events. There’s a mass of goodwill being spread around by bighearted and generous expats, the feel good vibe that should be bottled and sold; a project we are still working on at RTN Towers. Two stories in this week’s paper light up a winter’s day. On Tuesday it was the 10th annual party for the youngsters from the children’s home Preventorio de Gandia and next week husband and wife Jon and Cassie are off to cook for 65 men in the Franciscan Refuge and Hospice – taking a festive spread and sacks of donated presents.
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THE CHRISTMAS party season may well be but it is also a time when we must increase the roads, and especially the dangers of con AS WORKERS, families and friends all come together to celebrate, it is perhaps easier to become a little complacent and have a “small” tipple, but we must remember, above all, that consuming alcohol or drugs before driving greatly increases the risks, which is why the penalties are so severe, to serve as a deterrent to those who risk their own lives and the lives of others. For that reason, all of this week, the Guardia Civil traffic department, supported by National, Regional and Local police forces, will be carrying out intensified and extensive checks on alcohol and drug use on the roads of Spain, every day, around the clock. The campaign runs until Sunday with officers out in force throughout the day, keeping a watchful eye out for those who may have been drinking, or consuming drugs. Although it is common for the officers to seek out habitual offenders, this season also usually means an increase in those who would not normally drink and drive, and so they too pose a significant risk. The latest figures extracted from the most recent data available suggests that there may be around 12,000 drivers who met this continually dangerous criteria. So far this year, the figure of those detected is approaching 100,000 drivers who not only risk their own but the lives of many innocent victims who all too often leave the scene of the carnage facing a life dealing with serious injuries and, on too numerous occasions, leaving the friends and families of loved ones having to deal with their death. According to the annual report of the National Institute of Toxicology, the 39.09% of deceased drivers displayed the presence of alcohol or drugs in their blood. The figure rises to 40% when pedestrians are analysed. Even the smallest amount of alcohol or drugs can affect driving ability and so, despite Spain having considerably lower maximum
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On song at Christmas MEMBERS OF the Christian Fellowship in Benitachell gathered at the weekly market to sing a selection of traditional Christmas music – joined by Mayor Josep Femenia and members of the town hall. Tonight (Friday 16th December) there is a Christmas concert ‘White Voices’ in the parish church, the Church of Santa Maria Magdalena, featuring the Costa Blanca Male Voice Choir, starting at 7pm.
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e a time of fun and joy for many, our awareness of the risks on nsuming alcohol or drugs. limits than countries such as the UK, the best advice is always zero consumption before getting behind the wheel. Remember, the only safe limit is ZERO. If you are planning to join in the party celebrations, of course this is encouraged, just leave the car at home. All local towns have taxi services, with professional drivers who are happy to take you anywhere you wish to go, so you can enjoy a drink and let others drive. The N332 project supports any campaign to reduce the number of deaths and serious injury caused by alcohol and drug use before driving. This year, officers from the Guardia Civil in Torrevieja have been collaborating with taxi drivers on the Orihuela Costa to join forces and encourage the use of taxis. N332 has also created some graphics to support the campaign. Making the choice between two vehicles, the police car on the left or the taxi on the right, the N332 campaign slogan is #chooseright. You can download the Facebook ready images from the n332.es website and share them with your friends, showing your support to #chooseright. N332 is of course based in Spain, but the advice is equally as valid wherever you might be. Enjoy the festive season, have fun, but never drink and drive, always #chooseright.
Spain seduces banks SPAIN IS attempting to attract banks to Madrid from the City of London in the post-Brexit world with a package of incentives including tax breaks. The government has put together a task force and given it the mission statement to get finance houses to move south. It is reported to have been in touch with US and Japanese banks such as Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and Nomura. The aim is to get City lenders to move a part of their business into European Union territory after Britain leaves and as well as offering perks; the banks will be offered a streamlined dealings with regulators. However, Madrid faces competition from
Dublin, Amsterdam, Frankfurt and Milan – and even Luxembourg, Bratislava, and La Valletta in Malta hope to offer the finance companies a new home.
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Partners look for investment BENISSA AND Teulada-Moraira town halls have signed up as partners for new joint investment to help fund sustainable urban development. Juan Bautista Rosello, Mayor of Benissa and Teulada-Moraira Mayor Carlos Linares have signed the paperwork to apply for a 4.8 million Euro grant. And if successful, it will finance such things as sustainable transport, the promotion of green zones, energy efficiency, and new technology.
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A helping hand Charity TORREVIEJA IS “proud” to make more of the resort accessible to people with disabilities making life a little easier. by Jack Troughton
MEMBERS OF The Plaza Golf Society enjoyed a successful Charity Day and Christmas party – raising 651€ for La Finca Castellena. It was party time for the players despite the wet weather and a host of prizes were won for both golfing prowess and seasonal costumes and the society thanks all those who donated prizes for the raffle and golf. Anyone interested in joining the society based in Villamartin Plaza can go to the Facebook page, email theplazagolfsociety@gmail.com, or pop into the spiritual home, The Alehouse.
The town hall has installed special concrete walkways to help people access the sea at the beaches of El Cura, Los Naufragos and Los Locos; a pioneering move in Valencia. And the main tourist office in Torrevieja has been specially adapted to welcome blind people. El Cura Playa already has the 37m walkway installed, the improvements to Los Naufragos and Los Locos – 78m and 33m respectively – are to be installed in the coming days; providing a link from the promenade to the sea. And it is also planned to install shaded areas where people can take a comfortable rest, and adapted showers. According to the town hall, Torrevieja now has the most accessible beaches in Spain and everything will be tried and tested before the new holiday season starts next Easter. Councillor for Beaches Javier Manzanares
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said he had consulted with a number of charities and associations on how to safely open the beaches to disabled people; residents and visitors. He said he was “very satisfied and very
proud” to be opening the beaches to all, the local authority having to wait several months for permission for the work from the government under the ‘Law of the Coast’.
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BY JACK TROUGHTON CASSIE Leary and husband Jon Meek have set themselves a real Christmas challenge - cooking a treat for a ‘family’ of 65 merry gentlemen at a Costa Blanca men’s refuge. They have carefully prepared a festive menu for Christmas Eve – the traditional day of Spanish celebration – and will be bearing gifts for everyone sitting down to the feast. And Cassie and Jon will have a couple of helpers in the kitchen at the Franciscan Refuge and Hospice in Gandia; Cassie’s sister Joanne and her friend Fi. Naturally, getting in the Christmas spirit also means dressing up. Cassie said: “Jon is Father Christmas, I am an Elf, Joanne is an Elf and Fi is Mrs Christmas and we have Christmas hats for all the men to wear.” Cassie became involved cooking at the refuge in memory of her father Terry. He was a member of Pego Golf Society when it chose the home as its chosen charity, and the society regularly took clothes and took a turn making Saturday lunch. “When he passed away I asked people to donate rather than buy fl owers – that was the fi rst time I visited, I took clothes and 1,200 euros and since then we have been going about four times a year.” Cassie works at Justin’s in Moraira as an eyelash extension technician and since November clients at the salon have been leaving donations. “I thought rather than ask people for money I would do a reverse Advent Calendar – asking people to put food or a luxury item into the hamper at Justin’s; we have had to empty it several times because people are so generous.” LUXURY And she said some left basics like shower gel, a razor or toothbrush, others gave a luxury item like chocolates. “One lady, for example, not only brought something for the hamper but also 65 wrapped presents; that’s out of her own money.” And Cassie’s best friend, Denia-based yoga teacher Nikki Bates also asked her clients to contribute, gathering “a ton of stuff .” Matthews the Butcher in Pedregeur has supplied the meat and donated a Serrano ham. “That’s a real luxury item,” added Cassie. “Most people have given something at Justin’s; a friend of a client gave 50 euros. People are so kind, it’s amazing.” Cooking for 65 is an expensive business so a traditional turkey dinner was ruled out, the chefs instead making a “Christmassy pie”. The meal will start with roasted tomato and garlic soup, the main course is turkey, leek and stuffi ng pie with all the trimmings,
and dessert is a ‘festive chocolate brownie´ - all accompanied by lashings of Christmas music.
“Jon and I are really looking forward to it, even more than Christmas Day in our own home in Pego,” she added.
Cassie said she wanted to thank her clients and all the clients at Justin’s for entering the Christmas spirit and being so generous – and the hamper will remain in the salon until 22nd December.
“When we go to Gandia we will have to take two cars. There’s all the hamper stuff and people are also giving clothes for the men…and there is also tons of food.”
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Legion enjoys ‘Top Gun’ MEMBERS OF the Hondon Valley Branch of the Royal British Legion were left flying high after a visit to a top NATO base and the chance to inspect 35 different fighter aircraft. by Jack Troughton The group visited the Tactical Leadership Programme (TLP) based at Los Llanos military airbase in Albacete; which delivers training courses for NATO’s Top gun pilots and support teams. The trip took off after a visit to the branch by Sgt Dai Williams of the Royal Air Force and he hosted the party through an open day at the airbase. After a safety briefing, the group was able to visit the flight line and the fighters from different NATO air forces. Members were held spellbound as pilots and ground crew gave guided tours of their aircraft; answering questions and helping people into the cockpit for a unique photo opportunity. And during the visit, Corporal Simmons RAF was able to present the unit’s Poppy Appeal donations to the branch (pictured) in front of a Hawk jet. To find out more about the Hondon Valley Branch, email the secretary at secretary.hondonvalley3577@gmail.com or visit www.britishlegion.org.uk/branches/hondon-valley.
Little donkey BENITACHELL TASTED some festive spirit with a crowded Christmas market packed with stalls enjoyed by visitors. There were games and workshops for youngsters and everyone enjoyed the traditional donkey with a pack load of gifts adding to the Christmas atmosphere.
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A Christmas cracker! IT WAS party time for 52 very excited youngsters on Tuesday as the children from the Preventorio de Gandia celebrated Christmas in style. by JACK TROUGHTON A Minion, Olaf and Elsa from Frozen, and special guest Father Christmas were all waiting to greet the kids as they arrived at Javea’s football ground for a feast of fun. It was the 10th year Bay Radio has organised the children’s party, an annual event that now triggers the start of the festive season on the Costa Blanca – and every 12 months big-hearted listeners dig deep to give these special boys and girls a day to remember. Organiser Silvia Barnish orchestrates a small army of Santa’s little and big helpers. Neil Pettman of BounceAbout brought the bouncy castle together with a popcorn and candy fl oss machine, while Liz and Lee of The Photo Lounge pro-
vided lasting fun souvenirs. On the menu was chocolate, a sensible bocadillo, and more chocolate – including a cake baked by Joy Williams and eight-year-old daughter Megan, which was sliced for pudding and washed down with ice-cream; all insuring a sugar rush of energy. It was the fi rst time Joy, from Orba, had been to the party. “I started making the cake on Saturday and fi nished at 3am this morning – Megan made the snowmen and Rudolph; she always helps me in the kitchen.” And once again the highlight for the youngsters was receiving an individual sack of presents from the man in red. As Papa Noel handed one little boy his loot, the youngster politely chose a present thinking he had to
share...the look of wonder when he was assured they were all his was a joy to witness. Silvia – dressed as Snow White - told RTN: “This is all about the children today; the adults are prepared to get dressed up and look silly and get stuck in and the kids just love it. “My Christmas starts after this. I do it because I know these children; I go to the Preventorio all year round, on the last Thursday of the month without fail; if they need something they come to me and we use the Bay Radio charity account.” And Sylvia thanked Bay listeners for their support, including everyone at the Albir Christmas fair organised by Eventos Bombon from Benidorm; and the members of Javea International Baptist Church – who spent a week wrapping presents.
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Christmas giveaway THE MASONIC Home of Valencia has made its traditional Christmas donations to good causes with a total of 10,000€ benefitting young and old. by Jack Troughton Board member Jenny Hart and Secretary Bernard Wilson made a 5,000€ gift to Bay Radio for its seasonal appeal for the Preventorio de Gandia children’s home and gave a further 5,000€ to the Teulada Alzheimer Centre. Pictured are Jenny and Bernard (left) with the Alzheimer Association’s President Sylvia Tatnell and other members of the charity. The money donated was largely raised by the Charity Shop in Moraira, run by managers Kath and Chris Taylor with a team of volunteers.
Santa’s sacks need filling
YOUNGSTERS CARED for in EMAUS homes are looking forward to opening presents at Christmas – and people can still give a gift to fill the Friends of the Children of EMAUS ‘Santa’s Sacks’. Anyone wishing to donate a present for the 100 children can leave them at Specsavers, the Euro Bazaar or PC Highway in Javea, or Specsavers, Margaret and Elena’s Card Shop, and the ‘Di i Nit’ 24-hoour shop in Calpe. And raffle tickets with the chance to win a television – donated by Female Focus – are still on sale at ‘Di i Nit’. And in the Campello area, Elsie and David Spence are organising another fund raising lunch in support of the Relleu Children’s Home and the women and Baby Shelter on Saturday 17th December; for more information email davidspence45@hotmail.com.
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Ramble on THE EASY Ramblers – part of the Humanists of Murcia – enjoyed a final walk of 2016 on Saturday with 30 members and five dogs heading from La Azohia to Campillo de Adentro. by Edward Graham A refreshment stop was held at the village well at Pozo de Campillo – where the group was able to discuss the latest ‘humanist news’ including concerns over Northern Ireland’s abortion laws – said to breach the European Convention on human rights – and a survey showing the majority of British Muslims do not support ‘faith schools’. It was then just a short stroll to journey’s end at the Campillo de Adentro social centre and a direct route back to La Azohia and lunch. The next easy walk is on Saturday 14th January starting from Bar El Punte in La Majada. Full details are on the website, www.humanistsofmurcia.com.
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Drone in near miss
SHOCKED CREW on a Heathrow-bound passenger jet say a radio controlled drone passed within 20m – just 66ft – from the airliner. by Jack Troughton
The plane was above Biggin Hill, descending into Heathrow, when the football-sized drone was spotted as it passed the right wing, travelling “very quickly” said the UK Airprox Board (UKAB). And although the Airbus A320 crew saw it, there would not have been time to take avoiding action to prevent a collision and potential disaster, the investigators said. Police were alerted and had attempted to trace the person flying the drone but failed to locate the operator. The drone, which had a flashing magenta light, was spotted by the Airbus crew while the plane was at an altitude of 11,000ft on 4th August. UKAB said in its report of the incident that the drone and its operator had endangered the lives of those on board the aircraft as a collision “had only narrowly been avoided.”
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Monte top of the pops CD MONTESINOS top the goal scoring charts in Segunda Regional Grupo 16 - with 35 goals – after thumping Deportivo Orihuela 7-1 at home in the Municipal Stadium. by Andrew Atkinson Victory sees Los Montesinos, the Alicante-based club, retain third place going into the next game against Grupo Caliche on December 18. Carlos Perez’s side has chalked up eight games undefeated since the manager (pictured) replaced axed Camacho just two matches into the 2016-17 campaign. Brazilian talisman Vazquinho netted a hat-trick against Orihuela, with Aure getting a brace in a game - watched by over 200 fans - that saw Monte’s star player German, who also bagged two goals, nominated man of the match. CD Murada defeated CFP Orihuela 1-0 to remain league leaders, with second placed CD Benijofar gaining a 3-1 win against Grupo Caliche. Atl. Orihuela and Sporting Orihuela shared the points in a 2-2 draw, RP Orihuela hit five goals past bottom club Todo Deporte in a 5-2 victory, with Callosa Deportivo B gaining a 2-0 away win at FB Redovan B.
Strolling with Santa THE PINK Ladies and Panthers seventh annual Santa Walk on Sunday raised 1,056€ for cancer charity AECC. The walk was cancelled seven days earlier because of bad weather but everyone enjoyed taking part in sunshine last weekend. It was the third year the walk left Zenia Boulevard and the organisers thanked people for taking part and the donations for Reach Out and the Elche Children’s Home. Simon Morton and Dan Davy of Sunshine FM for provided the entertainment in the Boulevard and on the walk; while Trainer John was thanked for the loan of his pick-up truck which served as Santa’s sleigh for the day. The Pink Ladies office in Playa Flamenca Commercial Centre will be closed from 17th December to 9th January 2017. However, appointments can still be made on the webpage www. pinkladies.es and in an emergency, call Maria direct on 633 487 595.
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Property deals and bridging the finance gap PROPERTY DEALS without the full asking price or a loan are possible under Spanish law with the agreement of both parties and the ‘Resolutive Condition’. WHITE AND Baos Lawyers receive inquiries from buyers and sellers where, although they agree on the conditions of the sale, the buyer cannot immediately pay the full price and has problems obtaining financing - usually a mortgage loan that allows the purchase in the usual way. And if the buyer needs to defer part of the payment because he does not have all the money, and the seller needs guarantees to be able to recover the property should the full price agreed is not finally paid, a solution could be the resolutive condition. This guarantees the full payment with a resolutive or termination condition; stating that the buyer defer part of the price, and in case of not paying in full as agreed, the sale will be resolved and terminated, and the seller will be able to recover the property sold. The main function of the resolutive condition is to ensure, on the one hand, that the buyer can have possession and use of the property even if he has not paid the full price. And on the other hand, that the seller can recover the property if the buyer does not fulfill with the agreed payment. In the Spanish civil code, the resolutive condition in the case of the sale of real estate property includes this condition according to article 1504 of the Civil Code. Therefore, it is advisable in case of not paying the entire price at the signature of the sale before a notary, that the outstanding amount is guaranteed by a resolutive condition, which if it is properly set up, will be recorded in the Land Registry as a real guarantee of payment linked to the property - similar to a mortgage - so if the buyer does not comply with the agreement, ownership of the property itself will return to the seller. It is very simple to indicate how these deferred payments will
be made, the dates, and where possible, the complete details of the bank account in which payments must be paid to. It is also possible to word the resolutive condition in such a way that once the deferred money is paid and after a sufficient period, it is automatically canceled, without having to go to the notary and sign a new deed, or incur in more expenses.
For the constitution of the resolutive condition it must be paid AJD (Stamp Duty) tax, which in the Valencian Community is of 1.5%. If you want to buy or sell a property in Spain, and you have any questions about this or any other matter, contact us and we will help you.
The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. White & Baos Abogados. Tel:+34 966 426 185. E-mail: info@white-baos.com White & Baos 2014 – All rights reserved. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com
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Interest Rates, where and when ? As I write this article (13th December) we are probably about to witness the first move in U.S. Interest rates in a year. Markets expect a quarter percentage hike this week, with the possibility of a further two in 2017. On this side of the pond, the U.K. economy is still looking robust after Brexit and indeed the economy is growing faster than forecasted, will the Bank of England look to raise rates soon? Unlikely I’m afraid, there will be little appetite to put the economy under pressure, at this time, and looks more likely that U.K. interest rates will likely remain unchanged until the latter half of 2018. Meanwhile in La La Land (the E.U.) the European Central Bank has extended its quantitative easing stance further and the outlook remains uncertain, growth in Europe remains sluggish at best (although Spain is doing rather better than the rest) so no prospect of higher rates here. Unfortunately, not a great deal of good news for savers then, equities still remain number one for providing growth and for income there are several well run funds out there providing excellent returns in the current environment. On the foreign exchange side, sterling is currently in the high 1.19’s after briefly breaking through the 1.20 barrier, still plenty of room on the upside there in my opinion, maybe 1.25 in the coming months? Who knows but that would certainly help relieve the pressure on people receiving U.K. pensions after the depressingly low rate of exchange over the last six months or so. I will be returning to the U.K. later this week for a holiday so I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year. I am here to give you impartial, independent financial advice. If you have any questions or need any clarification regarding the above, you can contact me on 634342270 or e-mail john.porter@blacktowerfm.com
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Have a Harley Christmas
THE ICONIC roar of a group of powerful Harley Davidson motorcycles always demands attention and when everyone mounted on the gleaming machines is dressed as Santa; it’s a real head turner. by JACK TROUGHTON MARINA ALTA-based owners club ‘Free Spirits’ staged its annual ‘Christmas Ride Out’ on Sunday and 21 machines and 33 riders and passengers were specially dressed up for the occasion. RTN was invited along for the ride and took the pillion on Barry Haylor’s black and chrome 1,450cc Heritage Softail for an enjoyable spin along the coast. The route took the group from Gata de Gorgos, through Pedregeur, Alclali, Jalon and down to Calpe for a cuppa by the sea – where a crowd quickly gathered to take photographs of the bikes and the boys and girls in red. It was then on to Moraira via the coast road and to Javea for another spot of refreshment. The Free Spirits mounted up again and rode up to Benitachell and the Restaurante La Cumbre for a Christmas Party – and celebrating the group’s first successful year. However, before the fun started, there was the small matter of presenting a pair of cheques to help two local children’s charities – Make A Smile and the Preventorio de Gandia. The cash was raised through sales of the Free Spirits 2017 Charity Biker Babe Calendar – all 600 copies sold for a total of 6,040€ and the money was shared equally between both good causes. Lucy Grande, of Make A Smile, said the money would help youngsters cared for in EMAUS homes over Christmas, while Silvia Barnish, said the Preventorio’s money would fill up the gas tank to heat the home this winter and make good a damp upper story of the building.
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Across 6. Sack and what may be put in it (7) 7. Strange evils and disguises (5) 9. A person who discredits an old woman (3) 10. Tendered - with or without its head (9) 12. It’s not a rigid rule (4,7) 15. A tailor may make his mark with it (6,5) 17. His speech is never straightforward (9) 19. Happy to be back from Italy again (3) 21. Long time coming to the point (5) 22. He has to wait for his money (7) Down 1. Not keen to be
outspoken (5) 2. Finish within ten days (3) 3. A noble look (4) 4. Crossword addicts should be used to such setbacks (9) 5. It means musicians are not to loiter in the bar (7) 8. A new combination again (6) 11. Tell people you’ve had enough, then keep quiet (3,2,4) 13. Gave encores, naturally! (6) 14. Squander food? (7) 16. Compulsory premarital reading-matter (5) 18. They sound agreeable organs (4) 20. Might she grow on you? (3)
Quick Across 6. Melodious (7) 7. Trivial (5) 9. Spray (3) 10. Estimation (9) 12. Own (11) 15. Meditate (11) 17. Compliance (9) 19. Skill (3) 21. Concur (5) 22. Etch (7) Down 1. Silence (5) 2. Intention (3) 3. File (4) 4. Portray (9) 5. Odd (7) 8. Mason’s tool (6) 11. Strewn (9) 13. Figure (6) 14. Alien (7) 16. Solemn (5) 18. Jargon (4) 20. Epoch (3)
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Kenny Corris kennycorris@hotmail.com 686 361 594
Mars enters into Pisces this week and resolve and calm takes over to ensure a good run up to the Holiday Season. However hectic things may get it is a surety that your inner calm will serve to bring peace and positivity just when it is most needed. You can now reflect on a year when things changed, perhaps it is only now that you know why they did? Astrological powers activate your senses and release psychic powers to enable you to be able to focus on the truth right now. This will activate all the processes that help you to eliminate the memories that serve to hold you back from a current exciting and intriguing breakthrough. Take a trip along Memory Lane, yes, but know exactly who you are now. Finders keepers and losers weepers! You are no loser, but you do have to generate some of that inner energy to face up to the realities of now. Someone has moved the goal posts and yet the action has both challenged and activated you. As someone who has doubts you need to know that the way ahead is beckoning you onward to pastures new. As for why someone is being economical with the truth... there is no rhyme or reason; but being confrontational will serve to answer many of your own questions right now. Your diplomacy and tact are your strongest qualities, but you know there is something wrong somewhere; and just now you are finding it harder than ever to put your finger on it! The Sun enters into Capricorn midweek and this is an action that sees result, though it may take time to filter through and have relevant repercussions for you. This is a time to open your heart and let somebody back in! If you can forgive then so much the better, but you will never forget and that’s really OK. Make peace because now the time is right. With the opening up of channels of communication backing you to the hilt; it is time to make a decision and to take matters into your own hands. In hindsight you would never have got involved in something that has gone so sadly wrong; but now that you are, walk away with your head held high while you can. You are moving on, not running away!
With Mars ensconced in Pisces and Venus in cahoots the time has come to think things out once and for all. Look inward at the inner you, you so strongly hide away. You are known for both your poise and your balance and your ability to bring equilibrium to even tricky situations. Right now sort whatever needs to be sorted and clear all the decks too! Capricornian energies bring a Saturn back into play as Mars directs the actions this week. Lately there have been some minor irritating problems but these have all been dealt with now. Enjoy some down time before the Holiday Season; snatch some time to yourself and some well deserved rest and relaxation would be the icing on the cake right now! Surprises are coming your way, and you are set to enjoy all of them. You do so much for everyone it is time to focus on yourself for a change, so go with the flow and enjoy some happy times. Saturnian energy brings delay on something you are keeping close to your chest. You will get the green light early in the New Year when the time is right. The midweek entry of the Sun serves to illuminate and stimulate your circumstances and adds timbre to your wants and needs right now. You never do things by halves but you have been hesitant to move to where you should be; which is not where you are. Soul searching means just that and a loving relationship is just about to blossom! You currently have all that you need, so don’t let anyone or anything rain on your parade. Saturn’s influences bring you self doubt sometimes, and you really should believe more in yourself; because your boundless energy and love will always see you safely through. Have some rest before a hectic but very happy Christmas season ahead. Tender memories bring you more than your fair share of a very special nostalgia at this time of year. The peace and regeneration of this time of year are felt deeply within your soul and your strong message of love and peace joins with others across the World. A New Year beckons you on to greater things and a new way of using your talents!
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KENNY, AS Christmas is a time for forgiveness I want to call my brother, since we have not spoken for many years. We are both strong and stubborn people and I feel that he will either reject my call or if he takes it he will consider he has, “won!” Sylvie R. Sylvie, I admire you for realising that something has to be done in this battle of wits between your brother and yourself. You are prepared for any eventuality, that I know, even if in the worst case scenario you get a hang up. Making peace at Christmas is a global seasonal event, and it is the ultimate spiritual gift to give him the chance to speak to you. If you are rejected then at least you can say that you tried. If he thinks he has, “won” then this is a reflection of his stubbornness and may be the real reason for his deluded behaviour and your disconnection! Good luck!
If It’s Your Birthday This Week RING IN the new by releasing that from the past which holds you back! The astrological year ahead is paved with some strong portents that point towards permanence, but patience is needed too for a change of direction which comes with stealth!
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Mac Pro protection
HI AUNTY: I recently bought a Mac Pro Book having always used PC’s before. People tell me you don’t need virus protection but I would feel easier with some sort of protection, especially for malware. My Gmail address was recently hacked and although it looks like one of the distribution/advertising types of hacking, it made me uncomfortable. I’ve changed all the necessary passwords and it does not seem to have done anything to my system. Can you recommend free virus and malware protection that would work well with MAC or even one I would need to pay for? Many thanks and hope you can help. Val Aunty says: Yes, supposedly Macs are less prone to hacking and viruses, with most viruses being written for Windows. Apple has installed OS X anti-malware now in 10.6.8 and above OS X operating system versions; there is no need to install anti-virus software. Third party anti-virus tends to cause issues when Apple issues OS X updates, so it’s not advised to install them. Email addresses can be hacked many ways, even by simply guessing passwords (or by checking Facebook profiles for pets’ names which are common passwords!) which antivirus and antimalware cannot prevent.
Slow internet speed on laptop HELLO AUNTY: Since acquiring my new laptop with Windows 8, I have noticed that my internet speed is very low. The speed test indicates that my broadband speed is about 8 Mbps but when I try to go to a website it takes longer than my previous laptop with Vista. I have no other computer to test it. Have you heard anything about Windows 8 and its effect on internet speed? Saeed. Aunty says: I personally have found no issues with Internet speeds on Windows 8. But like you, during research on this I have noticed some people have had issues. If you are using Internet Explorer, have you tried using other internet browsers like Chrome, or Firefox?
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Sunday roast
by Tony Fox
WINNING WAYS continued for La Vila’s unbeaten side on Sunday as they travelled to Valencia and handed out a 0-40 roasting to Tecnidex. The match was switched from Saturday for the television cameras – although Mediterraneo TV decided to film elsewhere – but the league leaders still handed out a drubbing to the home team. Outplaying Tecnidex in all aspects of the game, this virtuoso performance saw La Vila still top of their league with a healthy lead. In their previous match Tecnidex had beaten Les Abeilles currently third in the league; which highlights the strength and value of this performance. The win leaves La Vila 9 points clear of the second placed St. Cugat, having scored 54 out of a possible 55 points. With three tries and two conversions in the first half the score was 0-19, and it was more of the same in the second. Three more tries all converted by the educated boot of Matas Jara finished
Let it snow MODERN TECHNOLOGY lent a festive air to the fourth annual Teulada Moraira Lions Club carol singing on Saturday evening. The snow machine went into operation to add a Christmas card type backdrop to ‘Carols at the Beach’. And hundreds of people enjoyed traditional carols and the sound of the Salvation Army Band visiting from Madrid. As usual Lions members collected donations and a stall did a roaring trade selling mince pies, shortbread and gingerbread men and warming mulled wine, all helping raise funds for the club.
the job. Try scorers for La Vila were Perez, Muller, Pajaujis, Viotti , Martinez and Jara. The next match is an away game against Santboi-Barcelona on the 17th. December, with a 4pm kick off. The
home side is in the bottom three of the division but the match will be no pushover. However, the team hopes to reward supporters with a lovely Xmas present by remaining unbeaten going into 2017.
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friday 16th December BBC1
7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Operation People Power with Dave Myers 11:00 Christmas Kitchen 12:15 Homes Under the Hammer 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Father Brown 16:00 Think Tank 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News 20:30 Still Open All Hours 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Citizen Khan 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Walliams & Friend 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Regional News 23:35 The Graham Norton Show 24:25 The Apprentice
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7:30 Bargain Hunt 8:15 Flog It! 9:00 Life and Death the Pentecostal Way 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Film Rock Around the Clock 15:15 Coast 15:40 Natural World 16:30 Natural World 17:30 A Place to Call Home 18:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 19:00 Strictly Come Dancing - It Takes Two 20:00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Mastermind 21:30 Coastal Path 22:00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 23:00 QI 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 Weather 24:05 Close to the Enemy
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7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Countrywise 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Vicious 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News
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7:00 Children’s TV 8:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:00 Wissper 9:15 Peppa Pig 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:50 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:40 5 News Lunchtime 12:45 Film The Christmas Gift 14:30 Film I’m Not Ready for Christmas 16:15 Film A Christmas Carol 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Police Interceptors 19:30 2016: Terror in Europe 20:00 5 News Update 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 Make You Laugh Out Loud 22:00 Film 22 Jump Street 23:10 Film The Other Guys
7:00 You’ve Been Framed! 7:25 Dinner Date 8:15 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00 Emmerdale 9:30 Emmerdale 10:00 Coronation Street 10:30 Psych 11:25 Scorpion 12:20 Dinner Date 13:20 Emmerdale 13:50 Emmerdale 14:20 Coronation Street 14:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film The Mask 23:00 FYI Daily 23:05 Film The Mask 24:05 Family Guy 24:35 Family Guy
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7:10 Three Peaks Yacht Race 8:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00 Frasier 9:30 Frasier 10:00 The Morning Line 11:00 The Big Bang Theory 11:25 The Big Bang Theory 11:50 The Simpsons 12:15 The Simpsons 12:45 The Dog Who Saved the Holidays 14:30 Channel 4 Racing 17:05 The Simpsons 17:35 The Simpsons 18:05 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 18:40 Film Arthur Christmas 20:30 Channel 4 News 21:00 Tree of the Year with Ardal O’Hanlon 22:00 It Was Alright In 23:00 Film Escape Plan
7:00 Children’s TV 9:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:00 Shimmer and Shine 10:25 Peppa Pig 10:35 Peppa Pig 10:45 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 11:05 Jelly Jamm 11:15 The Gadget Show 12:15 Film A Cinderella Christmas 14:05 Film Christmas Cookies 15:50 Film Love Always, Santa 17:35 Film Christmas Under Wraps 20 19:25 Film Space Cowboys 22:00 Football on 5: The Championship 23:00 Football on 5: Goal Rush 23:30 The Funny Thing About Christmas 24:30 Greatest Ever Christmas Songs
7:00 The Hot Desk 7:10 Emmerdale 9:40 Coronation Street 12:35 Catchphrase 13:35 You’ve Been Framed! 14:35 Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas 15:35 Film Peter Pan 16:35 FYI Daily 16:40 Film Peter Pan 17:45 Film Snow Dogs 18:45 FYI Daily 18:50 Film Snow Dogs 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Scorpion 22:00 Film A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 23:00 FYI Daily 23:05 Film A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 23:50 Family Guy 24:20 Family Guy 24:45 Family Guy
7:00 Olive, the Other Reindeer 7:50 Rude(ish) Tube 8:00 Baby Daddy 9:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:00 Made in Chelsea 11:00 Come Dine with Me 12:05 Melissa & Joey 12:35 Melissa & Joey 13:00 Melissa & Joey 13:30 Melissa & Joey 14:00 Black-ish 14:30 Black-ish 15:00 Film Diary of a Wimpy Kid 17:00 The Goldbergs 17:30 The Goldbergs 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 24:20 Gogglebox
7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Frasier 11:00 Jamie’s Night Before Christmas 12:00 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Jamie’s Cracking Christmas Bites 13:15 Jamie’s Comfort Food Bites 13:25 Film A Christmas Wedding Tail 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Coast vs Country 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Alan Carr’s Happy Hour 22:00 Gogglebox 23:00 The Last Leg 23:05 8 Out of 10 Cats 24:55 It Was Alright In
saturday 17th December BBC1 7:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 James Martin - Home Comforts at Christmas 13:00 Football Focus 14:00 BBC News 14:15 Sports Personality of the Year 15:15 Bargain Hunt 16:15 Escape to the Country 17:00 Final Score 18:30 BBC News 18:40 BBC Regional News 18:50 Pointless Celebrities 19:40 Strictly Come Dancing 21:55 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show 22:55 BBC News 23:15 The National Lottery Live 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 Match of the Day 24:45 The NFL Show
BBC2 7:50 Film Holiday Affair 9:15 Film The Bishop’s Wife 11:00 This Farming Life 12:00 This Farming Life 13:00 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands 14:00 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands 15:00 Japan: Earth’s Enchanted Islands 16:00 Film The Odd Life of Timothy Green 17:35 Film Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger! 19:25 Dad’s Army 19:55 Operation Snow Tiger 20:55 Walt Disney 21:55 Film A Christmas Carol 23:25 QI XL 24:10 Porridge 24:50 The Making of Young Men
ITV1 7:00 Children’s TV 10:25 ITV News 10:30 Film Carry On Follow That Camel 12:20 Judge Rinder 13:25 ITV News and Weather 13:34 ITV Regional Weather 13:35 This Time Next Year 14:35 Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 16:20 Thunderbirds Are Go 16:45 ITV Regional Weather 16:45 ITV News 17:00 ITV News and Weather 17:15 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 20:30 The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 23:40 ITV News and Weather 23:54 ITV Regional Weather 23:55 Film Private Benjamin
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7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 9:05 Rules of Engagement 10:00 Melissa & Joey 10:30 Melissa & Joey 11:00 Animals Unleashed 11:30 Animals Unleashed 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 How I Met Your Mother 16:30 How I Met Your Mother 17:00 The Big Bang Theory 17:30 The Big Bang Theory 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Carjackers 21:00 Film The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 23:25 The Big Bang Theory 23:55 The Big Bang Theory 24:20 Tattoo Fixers
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Come on back George … all is forgiven Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (aka George Michael) from East Finchley, London turned 53 in June, but, after a spectacular career that began in 1983 with album ´Fantastic´ making No1, and four singles from the album making the top 10, he has not performed live since 2014. I´m now taking you back to 2009 as it was around this time George started suffering several setbacks, culminating in him spending time in 2015 at the world’s most expensive rehabilitation centre. 2009 is also the year George split with Texan art dealer, Kenny Goss, and now friends are hoping for a comeback from the pop superstar. I must tell you at this point that the story is in the ´speculative´ area having been denied by Metro.co.uk, the source of the tale. One of the ´friends´ told The Sun “There´ve been some really dark periods for George, especially during the time apart from Kenny … Kenny helped to keep him on the straight and narrow.” Top friends indeed! It’s most probable that his friends, like all us admirers of his extraordinary talent, would love to see him back doing what he was born to do. Get back on the horse George!
DEC 16 - 22 DEC 2016
DREW BARRYMORE was born into the Barrymore dynasty 41 years ago, and at the age of just 11 months auditioned for a dog food commercial, and interestingly, when she was nipped by her canine co-star, the producers thought she would cry, but she chuckled and was immediately hired for the job. A weight loss story is always welcome as Santa time approaches, so when I saw Drew had recently managed to lose 20 pounds I thought maybe we should take a closer look. She said to Us Weekly “I did it on the filming of Netflix show ´Santa Clarita Diet, ‘and I feel really great, but I added some protein, like fish and chicken since she’s all vegetarian or vegan.” Drew admitted taking on such a restrictive was not easy “I was extremely disciplined, but have to admit that a lot of the time I cried and dreamt about pizza.” Glad it’s not just me then!
WHEN A really ´out there´ story pops up around a film with an imminent release date, it’s generally the promo office doing their stuff. Eddie Redmayne stars as wizard Newt Scamander in J.K. Rowling’s new film “Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them,” a character who has a wand, something Eddie stupidly kept it in a briefcase. Equally stupidly he recently took both items through customs, and speaking in New York he said “we were coming through customs and I suddenly realised that a wand looks like a really sharp, scary object … I tried to explain it saying, ‘Have you seen the … em No?’ Oops! What’s interesting is that ´in real life´ Eddie carries around a briefcase, on which he reflected “now people are going to think, ‘oh you were cast as Newt Scamander who has a case and now you walk around with one!” Isn´t paranoia the stupidest thing?
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WHEN HE was 55, the man born Harry Roger Webb was knighted Sir Cliff Richard, and became a genuine national treasure, although he probably already was one. Now in his 76th year Sir Cliff announced a few weeks ago that he intends to go on a ten-date tour next year following the release of his 101st album ´Just…Fabulous Rock ‘n’ Roll.´ He said ”These concerts are like festival shows; open air concerts, we’re doing two venues in Denmark, one in Ireland and nine in Britain ... If they invite me to Glastonbury I would seriously think about doing it, then I’d either plan a tour to start there or end there.” The problem Cliff has is that the Glastonbury dates would clash with his beloved Wimbledon … Who can ever forget that seriously rainy day in 1996 when he sang to all the patient fans on centre court! I wonder if they gave him free strawberries ´n cream!
WE´VE BEEN tracking the follow-up to Trainspotting over this past year and I´m now pleased to tell you that come January 27th ´T2 Trainspotting´ will go on general release … a mere month and a half away. The movie is based on author Irving Welsh´s follow-up book ´Porno´ and speaking to the NME he said “I was nervous about doing the follow up, but once I saw the script, I was confident we were not going to trash the legacy of the first film, but we´re going to build on it, in fact, in some ways, I think it’s a better than the original movie” ... High praise indeed! Welsh went on to say “everybody is 20 years older, and so much more skilled, which was one of the most important things, to see if we were still creating that buzz working together.” Personally I can’t wait!
SUNDAY 18th December BBC1
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7:00 Breakfast 8:40 Match of the Day 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Fern Britton Meets 12:00 Sunday Politics London 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Flog It! 15:10 Elizabeth at 90 - A Family Tribute 16:40 Planet Earth II 17:40 Songs of Praise 18:15 BBC News 18:30 BBC Regional News 18:40 Countryfile 19:40 Sports Personality of the Year 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired 24:00 BBC News 24:20 BBC Regional News 24:30 Walliams & Friend
7:20 A to Z of TV Gardening 8:05 Big Dreams Small Spaces 9:05 Countryfile 10:00 Natural World 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:30 The A to Z of TV Cooking 13:15 MOTD2 Extra 14:00 Tom Kerridge Cooks Christmas 14:30 Equestrian 15:35 Full Steam Ahead 16:35 Film The Terminal 20:40 Victoria Wood as Seen on TV 21:20 Best of British 22:00 Victoria Wood’s Midlife Christmas 23:00 Victoria Wood: At it Again 24:30 Film Last Chance Harvey
7:00 Children’s TV 9:10 The Powerpuff Girls 9:30 Thunderbirds Are Go 10:05 Adventure Time 10:25 Film All Stars 12:20 Let’s Do Christmas with Gino & Mel 13:15 ITV News and Weather 13:19 ITV Regional Weather 13:20 Off Their Rockers 13:50 Film The Incredible Hulk 15:55 Film National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 17:45 Film Santa Claus: The Movie 19:40 ITV Regional Weather 19:40 ITV News 19:50 ITV News and Weather 20:00 All Star Mr & Mrs 21:00 Midsomer Murders 22:00 ITV News and Weather 23:19 ITV Regional Weather 23:20 Film Hot Fuzz
7:20 Everybody Loves Raymond
7:00 Children’s TV 9:00 Blaze and the Monster Machines 9:25 Noddy in Toyland 9:40 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:00 Shimmer and Shine 10:25 Peppa Pig 10:35 Peppa Pig 10:45 Jelly Jamm 11:00 Football on 5: The Championship 12:00 Football on 5: Goal Rush 12:30 The Gadget Show 13:30 Film A Perfect Christmas List 15:15 Film Lost Letter Mysteries for Christmas 17:00 Film The Christmas Miracle of Jonathan Toomey 18:45 Film Scrooge 21:00 Michael Buble at Christmas 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Film Hercules 23:55 Film Snitch
7:45 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:10 Frasier 8:40 Frasier 9:05 The Big Bang Theory 9:35 The Big Bang Theory 10:00 The Big Bang Theory 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 Formula 1 15:05 Film Inkheart 17:10 The Snowman 17:45 Channel 4 News 18:10 Film Cars 20:30 Britain’s Wildest Weather 21:00 Humans 22:00 Gogglebox 24:05 Film About a Boy
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7:00 The Hot Desk 7:10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7:35 Emmerdale 10:20 Coronation Street 13:20 You’ve Been Framed! 14:20 The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol 14:45 Film Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups 15:45 FYI Daily 15:50 Film Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups 16:40 Film Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas 17:40 FYI Daily 17:45 Film Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas 18:05 Catchphrase 19:05 The X Factor 20:10 Film The Amazing Spider-Man 21:10 FYI Daily 21:15 Film The Amazing Spider-Man 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 Family Guy 24:30 Family Guy 24:55 American Dad!
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7:00 Animals Unleashed 7:20 Animals Unleashed 7:45 Animals Unleashed 8:05 Baby Daddy 8:35 Baby Daddy 9:00 Melissa & Joey 9:30 Melissa & Joey 10:00 Young & Hungry 10:30 Hollyoaks 13:00 Film Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 15:00 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 15:25 The Goldbergs 16:00 The Goldbergs 16:30 The Goldbergs 17:00 The Goldbergs 17:35 The Goldbergs 18:05 The Big Bang Theory 18:35 The Big Bang Theory 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:30 The Big Bang Theory 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Film The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 24:20 Tattoo Fixers
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monday 19th December BBC1
7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Christmas City 11:00 Christmas Kitchen 12:15 Homes Under the Hammer 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Film Cool Runnings 16:20 The Nativity 16:50 Film Madagascar 18:10 Film Donkey’s Caroling Christmas-tacular 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 Celebrity Mastermind 20:30 BBC News 20:30 Panorama 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Would I Lie to You? 22:00 Last Tango in Halifax 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Match of the Day 2 24:55 Citizen Khan
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7:30 Operation People Power with Dave Myers 8:15 Coastal Path 8:45 Great British Menu 9:15 Film The Game Plan 11:00 Robot Wars 12:00 Money for Nothing 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Natural World 14:45 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 15:15 This Farming Life 16:15 A Place to Call Home 17:00 Full Steam Ahead 18:00 Gareth Malone’s Great Choir Reunion 19:00 The Real Marigold Hotel 20:00 We’re Doomed! The Dad’s Army Story 21:00 Christmas University Challenge 21:30 Only Connect 22:00 A Life on Screen 23:00 Two Doors Down 23:30 Two Doors Down 24:00 TOTP2
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7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Prince Harry in Africa 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:40 Fierce 24:40 Film Carry On Camping
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7:00 You’ve Been Framed! 7:25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8:05 The Cube 8:55 Emmerdale 9:25 Coronation Street 10:25 Ninja Warrior UK 11:25 Scorpion 12:20 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 13:20 Emmerdale 13:55 Coronation Street 14:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 You’ve Been Framed! 19:30 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Family Guy 22:30 American Dad! 23:00 Family Guy 23:30 Family Guy 24:00 American Dad! 24:30 American Dad!
7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 9:10 Film 12 Wishes of Christmas 11:00 Melissa & Joey 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Young & Hungry 16:30 Young & Hungry 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Carjackers 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Made in Chelsea 23:00p Empire 24:00 The Big Bang Theory 24:30 The Big Bang Theory
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7:10 The King of Queens 7:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:25 Frasier 9:20 The Big Bang Theory 10:10 The Big Bang Theory 10:40 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 11:10 Film 12 Dates of Christmas 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 13:25 Film A Christmas Proposal 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Coast vs Country 17:00 Deal or No Deal on Tour 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Jamie’s Ultimate Christmas 22:00 First Dates 23:00 Alan Carr’s 12 Stars of Christmas 24:05 Derren Brown: Miracle
7:00 Children’s TV 9:10 Peppa Pig 9:20 Peppa Pig 9:30 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 9:55 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:10 Milkshake! Monkey 10:15 Milkshake! Bop Box 10:25 Jelly Jamm 10:35 SpongeBob SquarePants 11:10 Film Christmas Truce 13:00 Film A Husband for Christmas 14:45 Film Christmas Hero 16:35 Film My Angel 18:15 Film A Christmas Reunion 20:00 Tour de Celeb 20:55 5 News 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 All New Traffic Cops 22:00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 23:00 Greatest Ever Christmas Ads 24:35 Benefits by the Sea: Jaywick
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tuesday 20th December BBC1
7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Christmas City 11:00 Christmas Kitchen 12:15 Homes Under the Hammer 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 13:45 Film Rise of the Guardians 16:10 The Nativity 16:45 Film Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 18:00 The Penguins of Madagascar 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 Celebrity Mastermind 20:30 BBC News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Last Tango in Halifax 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Darcey Bussell: Looking for Margot 24:45 Six Wives with Lucy Worsley
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7:15 Christmas City 8:00 Bargain Hunt 8:45 Fern Britton Meets 9:45 Film Underdog 11:00 Robot Wars 12:00 Money for Nothing 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Natural World 14:45 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 15:15 This Farming Life 16:15 A Place to Call Home 17:00 Full Steam Ahead 18:00 Gareth Malone’s Great Choir Reunion 19:00 The Real Marigold Hotel 20:00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Christmas Favourites 20:30 Christmas University Challenge 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 Inside the Factory 23:00 Live at the Apollo 23:45 Upstart Crow 24:15 NFL This Week
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7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 The Cruise 21:00 Hilda Ogden’s Last Ta-ra - A Tribute to Jean Alexander 22:00 Paul O’Grady’s Favourite Fairy Tales 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV News 23:40 Film Forgetting Sarah Marshall
7:05 The King of Queens 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:20 Frasier 8:45 Frasier 9:15 The Big Bang Theory 9:40 The Big Bang Theory 10:10 The Simpsons 10:40 The Simpsons 11:10 Film Holiday in Handcuffs 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 13:25 Film Christmas Magic 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Coast vs Country 17:00 Deal or No Deal on Tour 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Supervet 22:00 This Is Us 23:00 Alan Carr’s 12 Stars of Christmas 24:00 First Dates
7:00 Children’s TV 8:45 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:05 Wissper 9:10 Peppa Pig 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:05 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:20 Milkshake! Monkey 10:25 Paw Patrol 10:35 SpongeBob SquarePants 11:10 Film Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London 13:00 Film Dear Santa 14:50 Film A Christmas Carol 16:35 Film Christmas in the City 18:20 Film Operation Christmas 19:55 5 News 20:00 World’s Strongest Man 2016 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 Make You Laugh Out Loud 22:00 The Graham Norton Story 23:35 Lip Sync Battle UK 24:05 Film 22 Jump Street
7:00 You’ve Been Framed! 7:25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8:05 The Cube 8:50 Emmerdale 9:20 Coronation Street 9:50 Coronation Street 10:20 Ninja Warrior UK 11:20 Catchphrase 12:20 The X Factor 13:20 Emmerdale 13:50 Coronation Street 14:20 Coronation Street 14:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 You’ve Been Framed! 19:30 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Hot Fuzz 23:05 FYI Daily 23:10 Film Hot Fuzz 24:25 Family Guy 24:55 Family Guy
7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 9:10 Film A Christmas Wedding Tail 11:00 Melissa & Joey 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Young & Hungry 16:30 Young & Hungry 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Carjackers 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Tattoo Fixers 23:00 Virtually Famous 23:50 The Big Bang Theory 24:25 The Big Bang Theory 24:50 Rude Tube
wednesday 21st December BBC1
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7:00 Breakfast 10:15 Christmas City 11:00 Christmas Kitchen 12:15 Homes Under the Hammer 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Film Puss in Boots 16:05 Film Puss in Boots: The Three Diablos 16:20 The Nativity 16:50 Film Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Seven 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 Celebrity Mastermind 20:30 BBC News 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 Watchdog 22:00 Six Wives with Lucy Worsley 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Mrs Brown’s Boys 24:15 Who Do You Think You Are?
7:05 Christmas City 8:50 Bargain Hunt 8:35 Coastal Path 9:05 Great British Menu 9:35 Film Flight of the Navigator 11:00 Robot Wars 12:00 Money for Nothing 13:00 Equestrian 14:00 Natural World 14:45 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 15:15 This Farming Life 16:15 World’s Sneakiest Animals 17:00 Full Steam Ahead 18:00 Back in Time for Christmas 19:00 The Real Marigold Hotel 20:00 Mary Berry’s Absolute Christmas Favourites 20:30 Christmas University Challenge 21:00 MasterChef: The Professionals 22:00 The Big Life Fix with Simon Reeve 23:00 Insert Name Here 23:30 The Premier League Show 24:00 A Life on Screen
7:00 Good Morning Britain 9:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 Weather 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 14:55 ITV Regional Weather 14:55 ITV News Regional 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 ITV Regional Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Regional Weather 19:00 ITV News 19:30 Weather 19:30 ITV Evening News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 This Time Next Year 22:00 In Plain Sight 23:00 Weather 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 23:30 ITV Regional Weather 23:30 ITV Regional News 23:40 Film Wanted
7:00 The King of Queens 7:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:15 Frasier 9:15 The Big Bang Theory 10:15 The Simpsons 11:10 Film The Last Mimzy 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 13:25 Film The Holiday Tree 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Coast vs Country 17:00 Deal or No Deal on Tour 18:00 Four in a Bed 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Alan Carr’s 12 Stars of Christmas 23:05 Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game 24:05 Bear’s Wild Weekend
7:00 Children’s TV 9:25 Peppa Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Toby’s Travelling Circus 10:10 SpongeBob SquarePants 10:45 World’s Strongest Man 2016 11:45 Film The Nutcracker Sweet 13:20 Film The Elf That Rescued Christmas 14:55 Film The Christmas Gift 16:35 Film Christmas Under Wraps 18:20 Film The Borrowers 19:55 5 News 20:00 World’s Strongest Man 2016 21:00 5 News Update 21:00 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies 22:00 The Trafford Centre: Countdown to Christmas 23:00 Chas & Dave’s Xmas Knees Up! 23:55 Greatest Ever Christmas Songs
7:00 You’ve Been Framed! 7:25 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8:05 The Cube 9:00 Emmerdale 10:30 You’ve Been Framed! 10:05 Ninja Warrior UK 11:10 Film Small Soldiers 12:10 FYI Daily 12:15 Film Small Soldiers 13:20 Emmerdale 13:50 You’ve Been Framed! 14:50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 15:45 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 17:55 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:00 You’ve Been Framed! 20:30 You’ve Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) 23:05 FYI Daily 23:10 Film Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason 24:10 Family Guy 24:40 Family Guy
7:00 Charmed 7:45 Hollyoaks 8:10 How I Met Your Mother 8:40 How I Met Your Mother 9:10 Film The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2009) 11:00 Melissa & Joey 11:30 Melissa & Joey 12:00 Charmed 13:00 Charmed 14:00 The Goldbergs 14:30 The Goldbergs 15:00 The Big Bang Theory 15:30 The Big Bang Theory 16:00 Young & Hungry 16:30 Young & Hungry 17:00 How I Met Your Mother 17:30 How I Met Your Mother 18:00 The Goldbergs 18:30 The Goldbergs 19:00 The Big Bang Theory 19:30 The Big Bang Theory 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Carjackers 21:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:30 The Big Bang Theory 22:00 Timeless 23:00 Film Lockout 24:55 Scream Queens
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7:00 Emmerdale 10.05 Coronation Street 12:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 13:30 Catchphrase 14:30 You’ve Been Framed! 15.00 You’ve Been Framed! 16:05 Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure 17:05 FYI Daily 17:10 Beethoven’s Christmas Adventure 17:55 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! 19:25 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 20:25 FYI Daily 20:30 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor 21:30 Scorpion 22:30 The Xtra Factor 23:00 Family Guy 23:35 I’m a Celebrity: Extra Camp 24:35 Family Guy
7:00 Baby Daddy 7:20 Baby Daddy 7:40 How I Met Your Mother 8.05 How I Met Your Mother 8:30 Melissa & Joey 9:00 Melissa & Joey 9:30 Made In Chelsea 10:30 Couples Come Dine with Me 11:30 Black-ish 12.00 Black-ish 12:30 The Goldbergs 13:00 The Goldbergs 13:30 The Goldbergs 14:00 The Goldbergs 14.30 Clueless 16:30 Rude(ish) Tube 16:50 The Big Bang Theory 17:20 The Big Bang Theory 17:50 The Big Bang Theory 18:20 The Big Bang Theory 18:50 The Big Bang Theory 19:20 The Big Bang Theory 19:50 The Big Bang Theory 20:20 New Moon 23:00 Tattoo Fixer 24:00 Googlebox
Thursday 22nd December BBC1 7:00 Breakfast 10.15 The Big Food Rescue 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 The Secret Life of the Hospital bed 12:45 Rip of Britain: Food 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News at Two 14:30 BBC Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 The Coroner 16:00 Think Tank 16:45 Escape to the Country 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News at Six 19:30 BBC Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Who Do You Think You Are? 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News at Eleven 23:30 BBC Regional News 23:45 Question Time 24:45 This Week
BBC2
7:00 Good Morning Britain 7:00 Countdown 7:45 The King of Queens 9.30 Lorraine 8:10 The King of Queens 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 8:15 The Secret Life of the 8:35 The King of Queens 11:30 This Morning 9:00 Everybody Loves Raymond Hospital Bed 9:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 13:30 Loose Women 9:00 Great British Menu 10:00 Frasier 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News 10:30 Frasier 9:30 The Welsh Italians 15:00 Judge Rinder 11:00 Frasier 10:00 Victoria Derbyshire 16:00 Tenable 11:30 Jamie’s Super Food 12:00 A Place in the Sun: 12:00 BBC Newsroom Live 17:00 Tipping Point Summer Sun 13:00 Daily Politics 18:00 The Chase 13:05 Come Dine with Me 19:00 ITV Regional News 14:00 Live Snooker: UK 14:10 Deal or No Deal 15:10 Countdown 19:30 ITV Evening News Championship 16:00 Coast vs Country 20:00 Emmerdale 19:00 Strictly Come Dacning 17:00 A Place in the Sun: Winter 20:30 Tonight Sun – It Takes 18:00 Four in a Bed 21:00 Emmerdale 20:00 Mastermind 21:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out 18:30 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpson 20:30 Match of the Day Live: The of Here! 19:30 Hollyoaks FA Cup 20:00 Channel 4 News 23:00 ITV News at Eleven 21:00 Alan Carr’s Happy Hour 23:00 QI 23.30 ITV Regional News 22.00 Gogglebox 23:30 Newsnight 23:45 The Late Debate 23.00 The Last Leg 24:10 Hedgehog Hotel 24:05 Close to the Enemy 24:05 8 Out of 10 Cats 7:00 The World’s Most
7:30 The Big Food Rescue
7:00 Children’s TV 8:50 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:00 Wissper 9:15 Pepper Pig 9:25 Pepper Pig 9:35 Paw Patrol 9:45 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:00 Pyjamas 10.15 The Wright Stuff 12:30 Wishin and Hopin at Christmas 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Spirit of Christmas 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 The Gadget Show 21:00 Secrets of the Great British Castles 22:00 Building the World’s Most Luxurious Cruise Ship 23:00 The Best of Bad TV
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WITH A background in family and matrimonial mediation, Life Coach Sara Bell helps Readers with their daily worries. If you are having difficulties with relationships, family, work or any other aspect of your life, then help is at hand.
I think he is gay My partner left his Ipad open recently, and I saw pictures of naked men on there. My mind is reeling, and I am having flashback memories of an occasion two years ago - a man approached us when we were out once. My partner told me to stay where I was, and there was a brief argument between them. Afterwards he told me it was work, and to forget it. It didn’t feel right at the time, but I put it out of my mind. Now I’ve seen these images and am feeling suspicious. Why would he have pictures like this on his iPad if he wasn‘t into men? I agree, and I think you may need to confront him. He many deny it, but you can’t keep on living your life on suspicions. The altercation between him and this man, may well have been more than a work matter. If he is gay, or bi-sexual, then you must ask him to be honest. You also need to think about STDs, and your safety, if he is going further than just looking at images.
Write to Sara in confidence. A pseudonym will be used if you wish. Sara reads all letters and can give a personal reply. Email your question to agonyaunt@roundtownnews.com or Sara is available for private consultations, telephone 650 054 467.
Shotgun Wedding We married young when I discovered I was pregnant. We’d only known each other a few months, and his father practically marched us down the aisle. 19 years on, and I hoped we‘d grow together. He feels the same as I do. However, our daughter is going to be very upset if we split up. She has left home and gone to University. I have met someone at my Tai Chi class and we are growing close. My husband and I talked, and he says he would prefer to move out and start a new life also. We are still on friendly terms, but worry about telling our daughter.
It’s not going to be an easy conversation, but it is one that you know you must have. The best thing you can do is remain friends. Speak to her together when you tell her of your plans to separate. Tell her that you still love each other, but want different things from life. Explain how you got married quickly, which in hindsight was a mistake, but the best thing to come out of your relationship, was her.
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life&leisure #Spanish
Basic Spanish for everyday needs by Jane Cronin
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“Se” “le” “les” At the end of last week’s article I left you with some short phrases which illustrated the use of Direct and Indirect Object pronouns. Yes, I haven’t forgotten, we are still talking about them! Here they are again in case you missed them. Me lo dio - he or she gave it to me; Te lo mandaron - they sent it to you; ¿nos lo dijiste? - Did you tell us (it)? Os la pasé” “I passed it to you. (“it” being something feminine). In each case the word order is in reverse of English – “to me it he gave” etc., which is probably the hardest thing of all about these little beasts. This means that when we are trying to translate one of these phrases back into English, the first thing we should do it look at the verb (in other words go to the end of the phrase) because this will tell you want the subject of the sentence is. The subject of “dio” is likely to be “he” or “she”, the subject of “mandaron” is going to be “they” etc. Then you have to work backwards from there. This tip should help you to decipher otherwise incomprehensible phrases, although it doesn’t really help you to use them yourself – more of that later! Notice that so far I have only used Indirect Object Pronouns which mean “to me, to you, to us”: in other words, first and second persons singular and plural. Now we need to look at
the third person forms: that is, meaning “to him, to her, to it, to them” as well as the formal “to you” when we are addressing “usted”. As we have seen, these are expressed by “le” “les” or “se”. This can all get rather difficult to follow, so I think the best policy is to work with specific examples. First of all, here are two sentences which contain the indirect object pronouns “le” and “les”.
Le dije que no pasaba nada. (“I told him” or “I said to him that it didn’t matter”). ¿Les importa si fumo? (“Do you mind if I smoke?” or “Does it matter to you if I smoke?”) Les here refers to the plural you - “ustedes”. Now, you will see that in these sentences “le” and “les” appear before the verb on their own. That is, they are not combined with any Direct Object Pronoun, as in our first examples. This is because, when “le” and “les” fall in front of a Direct Object Pronoun, they change to “se”. Real examples are called for again. Let’s go back to the ones we already have: To say “he or she gave it to them” we do NOT say “le lo dio” but instead: “se lo dio”. To say “they sent it to him” we do NOT say “le lo mandaron” but instead: “se lo mandaron”
To say “Did you tell her?” we do NOT say ¿le lo dijiste?, but instead “¿se lo dijiste?” To say “I passed it to them” we do not say “les la pasé” but instead “Se la pasé”. Whatever you do, don’t ask why! Also whatever you do, don’t give in to the impression that you will never be able to use any of this. The first step is to understand it, which usually takes a good while, and then the next step (in my opinion) is to learn some really useful examples parrot-fashion and just use them without worrying about the grammar at all. I’ll sort some of those out for you for next week, along with one other important thing that should help and then we’ll move on to pastures new.
Crossword solutions for last week Cryptic Solutions
Across: 1 Opts; 8 Exasperate; 9 Newsreel; 10 Siam; 12 Strays; 14 Stigma; 15 Direct; 17 Wagers; 18 Into; 19 Pageants; 21 Crossroads; 22 Owns. Down: 2 Pedestrian; 3 Sees; 4 Capers; 5 Spills; 6 Dressing; 7 Beam; 11 Admiration; 13 Alehouse; 16 Topers; 17 Wigwam; 18 Inch; 20 Also. QUICK SOLUTIONS Across: 1 Cask; 8 Impossible; 9 Decisive; 10 Each; 12 Gamble; 14 Mutiny; 15 Dilate; 17 Sordid; 18 Once; 19 Contract; 21 Underrated; 22 Ewer. Down: 2 Alteration; 3 Kiwi; 4 Sprite; 5 Esteem; 6 Director; 7 Mash; 11 Confiscate; 13 Bracelet; 16 Escort; 17 Sanity; 18 Onus; 20 Rude.
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dec 16 - 22 dec 2016
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Holy Hangups & Hippy Trips I’M NOT a church goer, this doesn’t necessarily make me an atheist or an agnostic fence sitting “let’s see how this pans out” wimp. by
Chris Ashley
Writer & Broadcaster
However I do pray, I don’t want to miss out on the possibility of the afterlife on a technicality. Problem is when I enter The House of God – I get an attack of the heebie-jeebies – like Damien in the ‘The Omen’ films. Look! I’m not the fruit of Satan’s loins (who’s loins is still a bit of a murky mystery in the Ashley ancestry, but nothing to concern you). The problem only really occurs this time of year in Torrevieja at the nativity layout in the square. Incidentally have they done a bit of PC housekeeping? A few years back there was steaming camel dung in the kitchen (preferable to sprouts?) – scruffy little Arab urchins tormenting the livestock – mother knocking the washing about on the rocks by the river while the old man’s getting tanked up on the local firewater. Now it’s so pristine – like something out of ‘The Waltons.’ “Goodnight Jameel Boy.” The Sainted Mrs Ashley likes to pop into the church there to light a candle for our dearly departed (including cats,dogs,hamsters,goldfis h,et al) although none were good Holy Romans to my knowledge. My steering well clear can be traced back to my schooldays at the Dr. Hannibal Lecter Secondary Modern. We were compelled to attend on Friday a very High Church service with all the paraphernalia including the sharp lingering sweetness of incense wafting around which caused me to go - what my aged hippy readers call – tripping man. Okay I didn’t see semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower, no Magical Mystery Tour here squire. However I did up-chuck like Regan in ‘The Exorcist’ - without the rotating head, or coarse comments about my Mother’s behaviour in Hell. There you have it – just a case of the cloying collywobbles & not denial of the Omnipotent One. Back to the Great Beyond, apparently when you die your hair & fingernails continue growing for a short while, however party invitations do tend to rapidly dry up. So how will I know where this afterlife’s being held? Please God not Woebegone Worthing – I’ve already had one life there, thank you. Any seasonal humbuggery from you? Email; ashleybobble@hotmail.com
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Sesame noodles with leeks & sprouts This all-in-one vegetarian supper is a combo of wheat and carrot noodles with a gingery mix of nuts and seeds. Easy and filling, it’s a midweek quick fix Ingredients 2 nests whole wheat noodles (about 100g) 1 tbsp tamari thumb-sized piece ginger, finely grated 3 garlic cloves, finely grated 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar 1 tbsp sesame oil 150g sprouts, sliced 1 leek, cut into 3 down the length, the lengths halved and shredded into long strips 50g cashew nuts (not salted) 2 carrots, shredded into long noodle strips - use a julienne peeler, knife or spiralizer for this 2 tbsp four-seed mix (sesame, sunflower, golden linseed and pumpkin) or just sesame seeds Method Pour boiling water over the noodles and set aside to soak. Mix the tamari, ginger, garlic and vinegar with 4 tbsp water in a small bowl.
Heat the oil in a large wok and stir-fry the sprouts, leek and cashews together until softened and turning golden in places. Drain the noodles, add to the pan and carry on cooking and
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tossing until well mixed. Pour in the ginger mixture toss to coat everything then add the carrots and cook until the carrots soften but still retain a bit of bite adding a dash more water if necessary to loosen up the texture. Top with seeds and serve.
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The Colina Club Celebrating 25 years!!
THE COLINA Club is celebrating it´s 25th Anniversary Year from opening in the beginning of 1991. It was the first purpose built Continuous Care Complex on the Costa Blanca and today it is still going from strength to strength........... Mr. William Milner, known as “Bill” to his friends was one of the first residents to move into The Colina Club and he is still residing here today, having downsized from a two bedroom apartment to a one bedroom he says he feels safe and secure and would not want to be living anyway else! The good thing about living at The Colina Club is that you can keep your independence yet still have all the medical back-up available, including your own personal panic button alarm, monitored 24 hours a day, in case of an emergency and these services amongst others are included in the price of your monthly rental. Looking back over the last year we have welcomed many new residents and celebrated Diamond Wedding Anniversaries as well as special Birthdays, ‘May Day’ parties and even a French Legion of Honour award given to John McMullen who resides in our 20 bedded Nursing Home, for his efforts in the Second World War. Living at The Colina Club in it´s tranquil setting in the hills above Calpe with all apartments having direct views of the Penion de Ifach and the sea, there is also social activities to join in with, if you desire.
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Mind and the security of excellent care and enjoying life in your senior years, so why not come and see for yourself as places are now much sought after and limited. Tel: 96 583 5226 / www.colinaclub.com
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New smile in a day: veneers solution DENTAL VENEERS are ultra-thin, translucent pieces of composite resin material or porcelain (ceramic) shells, which are affixed permanently to the front of the teeth in order to create instant perfection. Typically, veneers are placed on the front of the teeth to brighten the teeth, mask discolorations, whiten teeth, and improve smiles. Modern technology has made dental veneers more lifelike, convenient, stronger, and to reflect light in a similar fashion as the natural dental enamel. What Materials Are Dental Veneers Made Of? There are two predominant materials used for making dental veneers: composite resin and porcelain. Porcelain veneers and composite veneers are an inexpensive and minimally invasive way of restoring and correcting small cracks, chips and teeth discolouration. How Do Veneers Work? Dental veneers are very thin and fixed in place by a special strong bond that requires very minimal preparation of the teeth. Additionally, they make the teeth to appear natural and healthy. Veneers help to enhance the shape, colour and position of the teeth. When a single tooth is out of position, the veneer can often be fitted to bring the tooth into line with the rest. Advantages of Dental Veneers over Other Procedures 1. Stain resistance and durability. 2. Veneers provide amazing strength and natural appearance 3. The veneers enhance confidence, self-assurance and happiness more than the alternative treatments. 4. Not require extensive shaping procedures.
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Alfaz Fantasy Football League Once again there were goals galore in last weeks Premier League which meant plenty of points for our Alfaz Fantasy Football League Managers just before Christmas.There was a deluge of goals in the Saturday games to go with the rain which made conditions a bit dodgy for defenders.
Overall the Premier League contributed to the Fantasy 37 goals(over 30 for the 3rd week running),5 clean sheets,43 yellow cards and once again no red ones for the 5th time this Season.The Referees continue to have plenty of Christmas spirit by giving out 43 cards and awarding 4 penalties which were all converted, taking this Season’s total to 55 which is 22 more than at this stage last Season. Julie’s team The Gers have joined Andrew’s team Big Tymers at the top of the A.F.F.L. thanks to the return of form of Leicester City’s striker Jamie Vardy who scored a HatTrick against the out of sorts Manchester City.Hup Hannah City have slipped to 3rd while former leaders Ant & Brad are back in contention in 4th spot.As we approach the Festive Season there is only 5 points separating the top 4.Down at the bottom Kevin’s El.Portet Elite are now trailing Angie’s Blues
by a massive 72 points.You could almost give them the Wooden Spoon for Christmas. In our U.K.T.V.SPAIN Junior League Ant & Brad are relentless in their quest to lift the Trophy this Season.They have now moved 58 points clear of 2 teams in joint 2nd place Ginger Ninjar & 6 in a Row.At the other end of the table we have a new team over the trap door.Anna’s Radji United have taken over from Charlotte’s Arm Wavers United who have moved out of the relegation Zone. Seven weeks ago The Gers were top of our Mark Carter Ladies Section and they have now returned to the Summit by taking a very fragile 4 point advantage over last weeks leaders Hup Hannah City.Down in the doldrums Manchester City’s poor form is keeping Angie’s Blues in the bottom spot 6 points adrift of Spanish Smoggies. The Gers are romping away in the chase for our 20 euro voucher which is sponsored by Quick Save.the only British Supermarket in Albir.With plenty of games to come they are nicely placed with a 22 point lead over Shelley’s Funsize Hammers. Eric’s Peaky Blinders have bounced back to the top of our Leonard Knowles Construction Golden Boot League courtesy of Liverpool’s Origi and West Ham’s underated Antonio who both scored in Liverpool’s 2-2 draw with
the Hammers.They have a 5 point lead over last weeks leaders Lee’s Walkden Town.In the relegation Zone El. Portet Elite have fell further behind Jo Jo Wants a Dog the gap now being 19 points. Karen’s Florida Pearls are our top scoring team this week with 48 points to their name.!6 of them coming from Jamie Vardy. They will be going into our Wyndham’s Monthly Wine Draw along with our lowest scoring team which was Mike’s Kelly’s Heroes who posted a minus 1 score. Manager of the Month for December is being kindly sponsored by ELIDAS Steak House in Albir who provide a high quality Steaks in pleasant surroundings.With plenty of games
on the horizon in this Month The Gers are in pole position with a 21 point gap between them and 3 teams in 2nd place who are Juke Box Mackems,A Piece of Texas and Clive’s team Gonna Do It A.F.C.( dream on). Clive’s team Gonna Do It A.F.C. have won our Breakfast for 2 sponsored by the Two C’s in Alfaz after moving up 56 places to number 176 in the main League. At the time of doing this report I have not had time to collate all the scores in the 2nd Round of our RTN K.O. Cup Competition but I can say that there was one Draw which was between Lets Get Hammered and Fieldy’s Flyers which finished up 21-21.The replay will take place this weekend.
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life&leisure #Motoring
Tim Saunders Independent unbiased car reviewer
Peugeot 5008 MPV
TRANSPORTING SEVEN people in comfort can present a problem, unless of course you don’t mind Transit vans. Peugeot has a solution though in its 5008 MPV (multi-purpose vehicle). Unlike the earlier Peugeot 807 people carrier the 5008 is more compact, making it more enjoyable to drive but this does mean that if there are seven passengers there’s not a huge amount of room for luggage. Importantly for the driver it’s not too difficult to reverse or manoeuvre. This style of vehicle is quite van-like in terms of appearance but it is very much like a car to drive and driver appeal is one of the advantages of the Peugeot. The test model, a two-litre diesel Allure – top-of-the-range - is equipped with a six-speed automatic gearbox but it can also be driven like a manual. At low speeds, typically up hill, this gearbox is a little indecisive, not sure whether to go for third gear or second, which does make for the occasional uncomfortable jolt. It is quite frugal for a vehicle of its size, returning over 40mpg on average. I put it through its paces over a long weekend to Pembrokeshire where we experienced a variety of roads. On the motorway (the M4, over the Severn Bridge) it was very capable, happily cruising at 70mph, even though it was heavily laden with five passengers and luggage. Cruise control makes
life so much easier on such travels and the electric child lock engaged by the click of a switch on the driver’s door is easy to operate. The one-way streets, invariably up sharp inclines in this part of the world, certainly cause the tired motorist some confusion but thank goodness I’m driving the 5008 because the auto box makes light work of the hills. I’m not usually a fan of electronic handbrakes but the one fitted to this vehicle is quick and simple to engage and disengage. Inside, the Allure benefits from an enormous panoramic glass roof (with electric sliding cover), which makes the vehicle really light and airy as you can see in the video at testdrives.biz. The front passengers get captain style seats with pull down armrests that can be adjusted to the desired height. The driver’s seat is certainly comfortable, hardwearing and supportive although I do find that when my daughter’s baby seat is in place behind I cannot push my seat back quite as far as I might desire. There are all the gadgets the modern day motorist could dream of including sat nav, a useful head-up display showing the speed and ensuring the driver doesn’t take their eyes off the road. Air conditioning and a good quality sound system are all part of the package.
New price range: 22,223€ - 30,892€ Power: 163bhp 0-60mph: 10.2secs Top speed: 118mph Economy: 40mpg Watch the video at ww.testdrives.biz
Advanced motorist Tim Saunders is the former Business and Motoring Editor of the Bournemouth Daily Echo. His regular test reports appear in numerous newspapers, magazines and websites throughout the UK, Ireland and Gibraltar. For more independent unbiased car reviews and videos visit www.testdrives.biz
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Alcohol and Drugs Checks This Week ALL OF this week, and through the weekend, the Guardia Civil traffi c department, supported by colleagues from the national, regional and local police, have been conducting intensifi ed checks for alcohol and drug use before driving. THE CAMPAIGN runs right through the day, around the clock, on account of the increase in the number of alcohol and drug related incidents at this time of year, including during the day, as many workers celebrate the festive season with office parties and work-based events. Gregorio Serrano, the Directorate General of Traffic, explained that “the aim of the campaign is to raise public awareness not only that alcohol and driving is a dangerous duo, but also using drugs and driving, and so the preventative controls will not only serve to enforce the law, but also advise of the dangers posed by these deadly combinations. Every day during the campaign, the officers are conducting 25,000 tests on motorists, checking for alcohol and drug use. In 2015, 1.4% of those drivers tested at controls were found to be positive for alcohol, 0.8% of the tests were as a result of an infringement, whereas 4.5% of the positive tests after being involved in an incident. In the case of drugs, in 2015 the number of positive tests increased by 150% over the previous year, going from 29,643 in 2014 to 76,040 in 2015. Although those figures might seem to be low at first glance, when we consider the number of vehicles on the roads and the subsequent consequences, the figures paint a more sinister picture. According to the National Institute of Toxicology and Forensic Science, of all of those drivers killed in 2015, over 43% tested positive for alcohol or drugs. The fines are severe for those testing positive, and even more so for those who are found to be repeat offenders. Spain has a lower maximum alcohol limit than the UK, but the general advice is even simpler, if you are going to drive, don´t drink or use drugs, as the only safe level is zero.
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