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29 APRIL - 5 MAY 2011
Issue 602
Speaking out for victims by Jack Troughton
Good luck Mr and Mrs Windsor!
MILLIONS WILL follow events at Westminster Abbey today (Friday) as the pomp and circumstance of a Royal Wedding is rolled out for the marriage of Prince William and Catherine Middleton. RTN offers our congratulations and best wishes to William and Kate as they tie the knot in the historic church.
JACQUELINE BURRELL has received messages of support from across Spain after finding the courage to speak about the abuse she suffered at the hands of a violent partner. She thought long and hard before approaching RTN to tell of how she became a victim of domestic violence – nearly losing her life - and her story became front page news last month. “I just hope I might give someone else the strength to go to the police and through the court system and maybe help them to get out of an abusive relationship,” she said. “At the end of the day there are a lot of women who have endured domestic violence – a small majority of men as well – but I am alive and some of them are dead, so I think I am speaking for them as well. “Victims very rarely take it further. They kiss and make up and it goes back into the same circle of violence and on occasion it gets too late – and they are dead.” Jacqueline’s story triggered praise from a number of sources
– lawyers, writers, professionals and other women. JUDGE However, despite former boyfriend Simon Aurand being convicted of assaulting her and her mother in their home in 2009 by a Benidorm judge and later going on the run with a warrant issued for his arrest, she has also been accused of lying. Jacqueline, who lives in the Marina Alta, said: “Obviously you are not going to get everyone on your side but it is unbelievable that people cannot acknowledge such a serious crime and say I am lying. “I am not going to go around like the walking wounded, I am quite strong mentally – I want justice and I know I will get it eventually. “But I am completely innocent. I did nothing to warrant being a victim of domestic violence – my family did nothing to warrant to justify being attacked or watching me being attacked.” Continued on page 3
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Continued from front page She said the courts were provided with all the evidence and her partner as found guilty. “How can people say he is not guilty? It went through all the legal procedures. Why did he run away? It is because he is a coward.
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“I just want to put all this behind me and start afresh,” she said. “The difference is that I am not running away but I am going because I want to make something of myself and start a new life,” she said. “I am really glad I came to RTN and went public to make this dreadful crime known. I do believe he will be caught and justice done but it can be a slow process.”
British Consulate and the Deputy Delegate’s Office join efforts in fight against domestic violence THE GOVERNMENT Deputy Delegate, Encarna Llinares, and the British Consul in Alicante, Paul Rodwell, met this morning and were joined by the Head of the Civil Guard in Alicante, Colonel Antonio Castro, and the Superintendent of the National Police, Juan Manuel Juárez. Both Ms Llinares and Mr Rodwell highlighted the close collaboration and understanding existing between both institutions “…essential in a first-rate tourist destination for British nationals such as Alicante.” The Deputy Delegate informed the Consul on the “positive public safety results for the past years in the Alicante province, where the crime rate has decreased by 22.1% since 2003.” The British Consul in Alicante stressed the “relevance of security” and congratulated the State Security Forces - the Civil Guard and the National Police Force - for their work and “for achieving these results.” Mr Rodwell also highlighted the joint involvement of the Consulate and the Government Deputy Delegate Office in the
fight against domestic violence. In this regard, “the Consulate has published a leaflet, which includes the support channels and existing resources in the province. It is aimed at women who are victims of abuse and any other individuals who want to report an assault. The Spanish Police Forces will help to disseminate the leaflet”. This leaflet also includes key telephone numbers, such as 016 to contact the national helpline for victims of domestic violence, offering professional advice on support and services, or the Civil Guard 062, the National Police 091, the Emergency Helpline 112 and other addresses of interest, such as those of the Crime Victims Assistance Offices. The details of the British Consulate itself can also be found in the leaflet, since it also offers assistance and support to British nationals. British Consul, Paul Rodwell said: “Domestic violence is unacceptable. We all need to join efforts in order to stop the scourge of domestic violence and provide the available resources for partners who are victims of abuse.”
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“”He is good looking and very charming and people think he is a very nice man but they do not know what goes on behind closed doors.” Although Jacqueline has recovered from her physical injuries, she hopes the “inner scars” will heal; in time. “I think after all this I deserve some happiness, it is very difficult to talk about – it took me one and a half years and people say they cannot believe what happened.” Jacqueline, a successful beautician and former model, plans to make a new start back in the UK and wants to live closer to her son.
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Jobs fear over ‘al fresco’ ban by Jack Troughton COSTA BLANCA businessmen fear jobs will be axed unless a compromise can be reached over the ban on eating and drinking next to the sea. Restaurants and bars in the Marina Alta resort of Javea were ordered to clear tables, chairs, and umbrellas from public areas adjacent to the Med a week before the Easter holiday. Already hit by the recession, owners believe a town hall regulated system should be used in Avenida Marina Espanola in Javea Port – controlling areas they can use along the sea wall for a treasured Shirley Valentine experience, preserving the public right of way and allowing everyone to enjoy the area. Javea Mayor Eduard Montfort ordered the removal of the offending furniture and said police would insure the “illegal” occupation would cease – saying the encroachment breached the Law of the Coasts. He said the town hall had received an official complaint from the coastal authorities and Javea faced losing its Blue Flag status unless it complied with the legislation. ATTRACT Andreas Ortiz, owner of Restaurante Piri Piri, believes the area was a “main tourist attraction” and benefitted the whole town by bringing visitors to Javea. He admitted businesses had occupied too much of the avenue in the past and residents had been inconvenienced. “We would like the help of our town hall in trying to find a
Jávea gives back unspent funds
THE TOWN hall in Jávea has given back €33,396 of unspent funds that were destined for the Plan E but haven’t been spent. The money was supposed to go towards social interest programmes such as projects for adolescents, people with mobility problems, immigrants or people who are socially excluded. The total budget was €299,062. The budget for projects related to building work however, has been spent down to the last euro.
solution that is within the law, something like allowing businesses a concession,” he told RTN. “We would like its help to find agreement with the coastal department, the residents, of course, and all the people who visit Javea.” Andreas said business had suffered over the last three winters and trade was very seasonal as a result. He estimated between 30 and 40 jobs could be lost along the avenue. “For some businesses it will be very difficult to keep open because the terrace sometimes represents 70% of their trade. WINTER
“And it is easy to see how bad the winters have been around the whole of the port by the number of businesses that are up for rent or for sale.” He said while business had suffered in the economic downturn, rents had risen. “In some areas rents have gone down but on the first line, it is against this trend – it is the opposite. “We are paying very high rent and that is another reason it is difficult to keep up without the extra space.” Andreas continued: “We would like a system of licences to use the front and that would mean residents and tourists would have areas to enjoy the sun and sit down.” He said the success of the avenue brought business to the whole of the port by attracting visitors. “If people do not have places here to enjoy themselves they may go to other areas or other towns – that’s not only bad for business but also for the port and all Javea,” he said.
Andreas outside Piri Piri
Spanish teacher wins case against the Catholic Church IN A landmark case the constitutional court in Spain has put an end to the power of the Catholic church to dictate to teachers of religion how they must conduct their private lives. In a process reminiscent of the Spanish Inquisition, teacher Resurrección Galera was sacked when she married a divorced man; one of hundreds of teachers dismissed from
their jobs for similar reasons. Some won cases of compensation but the court has thus far refrained from issuing a directive banning the Catholic bishops’ interference in the private lives of teachers. The decision actively prevents the church from dismissing teachers who do not follow Catholic precepts in their personal relationships.
The court ruled that Galera’s marriage “bore no relation to the plaintiff’s work as a teacher” and overturned the decisions of lower courts that had backed the church. “The truly important thing is that these men cannot get away with this and treat people as if they were in the age of the inquisition,” said Galera, a practising Catholic.
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Europe Day Celebrations by Julie Day Europe Day is celebrated throughout the European Union on 9th May each year, and as usual, the city of Torrevieja will celebrate the this day with various acts that will take place in the main square of the Plaza de la Constitución, as well as other events and activities that have been planned for the previous weekend. On Friday 6th May the specially formed “European All-Stars International Jazz Band” will take to the stage of the Palacio de la Música to offer ‘home grown’ international jazz music. The band, whose members represent distinct European nationalities resident in Torrevieja, has been especially formed for this singular concert and promise to offer music which is
truly international as well as ‘Torrevejense! The annual petanca battle between the various nations will take place again this year, however, due to the popularity of this contest, it will take place over two days, with the prize ceremony scheduled for around lunchtime on Sunday 8th May. The competition will take place in the Parque del Mediterraneo. On Monday 9th May, Europe Day celebrations will be heralded by the Torrevieja Pipes and Drums at 10.30am in the town’s main square with the traditional civic act taking place at 11am. The Mayor of Torrevieja, will be joined by representatives of the local European community for this act, who will offer their own interventions before the official raising of the E.U. flag to the ‘Hymn to Europe’. European entertainment will continue throughout the morn-
ing in the main town square with, for the first time in a European Day celebration, a display of typical English folk dance, offered by the “Belles & Beaux Morris Dance Team”, who will be followed by a display of Spanish “Sevillanas” dance by a group of visitors from France! From around 12.15pm to the closing of the event at approximately 13.30h, Irish folk group, “BARDOI” will take to the stage to offer a ‘taste of Ireland’ with their offering of favourite traditional Irish folk music with light-hearted “craic” to match. All events are free and open to the public except for the jazz concert, which is priced at 5€ per ticket. Tickets can be obtained in advance from the municipal ticket office (11am to 1pm Tuesday to Friday inclusive) or ‘on the door’ from two hours before the concert starts.
Don’t get mad, get even by Mike Walsh THANKFULLY MOST service providers offer very good value for money and excellent workmanship. Unfortunately the reputations of many professions are damaged by a small minority who grossly overcharge or demand payment for work that is clearly substandard. To rub salt into the wounds you then see the cowboy operator advertising their services. You can just imagine the misery he or she is going to inflict upon others if unchallenged. The big question is: can you publicly name and shame? Yes you can but problems can arise if you go about it the wrong way. Doing it the correct way has the positive effect of driving up standards whilst helping your newspaper to offer a higher standard of advertising service.
When we asked lawyer Maria Luisa de Castro of www.costaluzlawyers. es if it was risky to name and shame rogue traders her reply was clear-cut: “The way to go about it is to describe your experience as objectively as possible without resorting to abuse or insult.” Many aggrieved clients use public forums to vent their frustration. These are of course public forums and the owners of them, like newspaper proprietors, have to work within the law. Be factual, stick to the point and avoid prejudging. Your mission is to get satisfaction, not revenge. Remember the ‘kiss principle’. This is an acronym for ‘keep it simple, senor.’ if your complaint totals more than 200 words it is too lengthy. Be objective - write as you might place your case before a lawyer or
magistrate. Avoid passion, anger, insult and threat. If work has been carried out, which in your opinion is unsatisfactory, take photographs of the completed work from all angles. Politely request the matter be resolved having set out your complaint objectively. Always send a letter by recorded delivery and give the service provider an opportunity to put matters right. Those who profit from charging for incompetent workmanship are encouraged by the false belief that the courts will defend them if they are publicly identified. This is not true but you do need to set your case out calmly without expressing anger or insult. Every good business knows the importance of the maxim: “If I get it right, tell the world: if I get it wrong, tell me.”
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Spain’s Brain Drain by Jan Gamm SPAIN IS feared to be on the brink of a ‘brain drain’ as a generation of skilled and qualified young professionals pack their bags and head for the UK and Northern Europe to seek more satisfying work and higher remuneration. Degree graduates in Medicine, Geology, Business and Accounting are among those forming a mass exodus of job seekers sickened by the lack of work opportunities available in Spain. INDEPENDENCE For many that are either newly qualified or working in a first job role for an appalling rate of pay, emigration represents independence. In Spain the low average salary rate forces young people to live at home as they are unable to afford rent independently and have no hope of getting onto the property ladder to purchase a home of their own. An intern in Spain, for example, earns around 300€ per month; hardly enough to cover travel to work. Yet in Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel is actively involved in generating work for young professionals and
the country welcomes degree graduates with open arms. Not surprising then that the number of Spanish nationals living abroad has increased by 20% in the last three years and the number of twenty to twentyfive year olds that are newly qualified but leaving to work has risen to 43%.
Remove the sticker for a safer holiday
LANGUAGE And graduates are eagerly seeking language tuition in English and German to facilitate a move to more profitable parts of Europe. Geologist Ignacio Zafra was living with his parents in Madrid, having lost his job. He turned down an offer of a job working as a salesman and when his benefits ground to a halt he sought work in UK. He now works in Aberdeen: “I know that things are bad in the UK as well, but they will never be as bad as in Spain. The labour market in UK is much more active.” Other Spaniards are seeking work in Spanish-speaking enclaves such as Brazil and Argentina. However, the five million immigrants that landed in Spain in the last decade are here to stay, despite offers of free air tickets and a financial payoff in return for an undertaking not to return for some years.
A timely reminder from Neighbourhood Watch in Spain (Vecinos Cooperando). The number of holiday makers coming to Spain is now noticeably increasing and the first step to an enjoyable stay to those hiring a car would be to carefully remove the car hire sticker (should there be one) from the rear of the car at its pickup point (airport etc) thus making it difficult for any thief to identify them as holidaymakers (a prime target). The following easy to remember tips are worth following to help you have a good holiday. 1. When going out to the beach or market etc take only what you require. 2. Lock all gates and doors in your accommodation. 3. Make sure all windows are closed and secured. 4. In the house or car do not leave any valuables where they can be seen. Skilled and qualified young professionals are packing their bags and heading for the UK and Northern Europe
Stab victim dies
POLICE ARE investigating the murder of a 25-year-old man who was stabbed to death in Benidorm earlier this month. The 25-year-old was from Pedreguer. The incident took place on Calle Tomas Ortuño in the town centre, at 4.45am. Nothing is known about the motive for the attack.
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IV Tapas Trail Gets Underway in Torrevieja by Julie Day A TOTAL of 44 bars and restaurants are competing in Torrevieja’s IV Tapas Trail, which got underway on Wednesday and which will run every Wednesday to Sunday until 8th May. For only 2€, people can purchase one tapa and a glass of wine, beer or a soft drink in any of the establishments taking part. Participants are given a voting card, which must be stamped by each bar or restaurant that is visited, and once ten stamps have been collected the cardholder is eligible to vote for their favourite tapa. Over the course of the two weeks, each establishment will produce four tapas – two available during the first week and two during the second week. Potentially, if all participating bars and restaurants are visited, you could be eating 176 tapas in 10 days! The 44 bars and restaurants will compete to win the prize for ‘Best typical tapa of Torrevieja’, ‘Most innovative tapa’ and the new category of ‘Best ciber tapa’, where people vote online as opposed to dropping their voting card in the big urns situated in each establishment. To vote for your favourite tapa online, please visit
www.facebook.com/agencia.municipal.turismo.torrevieja. By registering your vote, either online or by voting card, members of the public will be entered into a grand prize draw with the chance to win three amazing prizes. The winning card for ‘Best typical tapa’ will be awarded a meal for four at the winning restaurant of this category; 200€ voucher to spend in the Habaneras Commercial Centre, two tickets for a cultural event or show in Torrevieja; two preferential passes for the Aquapólis water park and a two day stay at the Hotel Cabo Cervera for two people. The winning voting card for ‘Most innovative tapa’ will receive a meal for four at the winning restaurant of that category; a 19” TV screen; two tickets for a cultural event; two preferential passes for the Aquapólis water park and a two day stay at the Hotel Cabo Cervera for two people. Online voters could win a trip to Port Aventura with a four day and three night stay in a hotel with breakfast included; a meal for four people in the winning restaurant of the cyber vote; plus two preferential passes for Torrevieja’s water park. The tapas trail offer is only available at participating establishments from Wednesday – Sunday between the hours of 12pm – 4.30pm and 7.30pm – 11pm.
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Man arrested on Quesada celebrates II Fiesta de las Naciones suspicion of sex abuse
A MAN has been arrested and accused of sexually abusing a minor, aged 14. The man is 34 years old and lives next door to the alleged victim, in Callosa d’en Sarriá. Evidence suggests that the sexual encounters could have taken place more than once and police are investigating whether or not there was consent. The accused was released after giving evidence in court, but the case remains open while an investigation continues.
By Julie Day Ciudad Quesada’s Plaza Blanca is to be the setting of the second edition of the Fiesta de las Naciones, a celebration and meeting point uniting the municipal’s residents and businesses of different nationalities. The fiesta takes place this Sunday 1st May from 11am, with various activities and a programme of events kicking off from 12pm. The event will include the display of foods Visitors from all over the world, which can be sampled socialising, by visitors for the price of 1€ per ticket. eating and Money raised throughout the day will go drinking at last year’s towards social works and projects within the event municipal of Rojales.
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Adam wins gold by Patricia Thompson Downs Syndrome Swimmer Adam Stewart came back to Spain with a fist full of medals after competeing in the European Downs Syndrome Swimming Championships held at The Quays in Southampton on the 16th and 17th of April. Adam took part in 6 individual events plus 2 relay races for Team España. Adam won a gold medal in the 200 meter Butterfly with a new personal best time. Also 3 silver medals in the 400 freestyle, 100 butterfly and the 50 butterfly and 2 bronze medals in the 200 freestyle and 4 x 50 team relay.He was awarded a rosette for 4th
Disabled woman rescued from fire
CHOKING SMOKE and a blazing fire engulfed the home of a 78-year-old wheelchair-bound British woman in the Vega Baja last week. Her husband had gone out, forgetting that he had left a pan of food cooking on the stove. When firemen arrived at the scene, smoke was escaping from under the door, so they broke the door down. The woman was rescued and treated for smoke inhalation.
place in the 100 freestye event. Adam now trains 7 days a week under a new coach John Dyer , which includes gym work at the OK gym. He is now working towards the Spanish Regionals in May, the European Disability Competition in September in the UK and The European DS Championships in November in Portugal and the Downs Syndrome World Championships in Italy next year. For Adam to attend any of these event he is looking for sponsorship to help in his training and travel to each of these competitions. If you can support him contact the newspaper who will forward on your details.
Adam with his Medal
Easter road-death toll
37 people died over the Easter period on Spanish roads
By Jan Gamm DURING THE period monitored by police from 3pm on Good Friday to midnight on Easter Monday, a total of 37 road users were killed in Spain, with a further 15 seriously injured and 26 with minor injuries. This represents a less tragic statistic than last year’s figure of 44 deaths and an alarming 249 injuries. It is thought the reduction in road casualties could be the result of many festivities being cancelled due to the inclement weather over Semana Santa. With more stormy weather expected this weekend, Trafico advises checking on the state of the roads before departing on a journey, by visiting the Trafico website at www.dgt.es or calling 900 123 505. Traffic status may also be checked via mobile phone: 505 – Movistar; 141 – Vodaphone; and 2221 for Orange.
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Alan Gilchrist The Costa Blanca’s Top Hypnotherapist
Trichotillomania: Compulsive Hair Pulling
I AM sure a lot of people reading this will have at some time or other heard the expression, “…they were so worried/ angry / grieving, they were ready to pull their hair out.” Hard as it may be to believe, there is a condition that causes some people to actually pull out their hair - it is called ‘Trichotillomania’ (pronounced: trik-oh-till-oh-may-nee-ah). Trichotillomania, compulsive hair pulling, is a type of psychological condition that involves very strong urges to pull out hair. Doctors originally believed the condition was rare, but it is now estimated to be a chronic habit disorder of over 8 million people, and affects more females than males. It is surprising that very few doctors have actually heard of this condition, but over the years I have treated hundreds of people with this problem. People with Trichotillomania pull their hair out at the root from places such as the scalp, eyebrows, eyelashes, or pubic area, in fact anywhere where there is hair on their body. Some people pull large handfuls of hair, which can leave bald patches on the scalp or eyebrows, while others tend to pull one strand at a time. Trichotillomania isn’t just an ordinary habit that a person can easily stop; it’s a type of compulsive behaviour giving an overwhelming urge to pull out hair. People with Trichotillomania may have other compulsive habits, such as nail biting or skin picking, as well as possibly having depression or anxiety. Two recent clients that I treated both had to seek help for this, as it was affecting their everyday lives. One, a teacher, started pulling the hair just behind her ears, as it could not be noticed. Since
she had very long hair she was able to disguise it with great effect, but after a while this developed right across her whole scalp until she had no alternative but to wear a wig. Another, young girl of twelve had pulled all her eyelashes out and it was now progressing onto her eyebrows. Her friends had started to notice this and were now teasing her about it. People with Trichotillomania may feel embarrassment, frustration or shame about their condition.
They may worry about what others will think of them and they usually try to hide their behaviour from other people. There are many theories as to why people would do this. In my opinion it is because they are feeding off their endorphins. Whenever a person pulls out their hair, after the initial sting the body then produces chemicals called opioids, or endorphins, to reduce or block the spread of pain messages from the body through the brain. These chemicals produce an effect similar to the action of some pain relief drugs, such as heroin, morphine, anaesthetics, etc. All these are capable of numbing pain but are also able to produce pleasurable sensations when used. Opioids also play a role in feelings of pleasure and reward, and in responses to stressful situations, and may even be involved in the ‘runner’s high’ felt during strenuous exercise. Any relief that comes with hair pulling usually only lasts for a moment or two, and the person feels powerless to control the urge to pull, and starts the cycle once again. It’s for this very reason I feel that the hair puller is using it as a type of pleasure sensation, just like a
drug addict. Whenever I quiz them about why and when they do it, most say it’s usually under times of stress. Some say that they notice a satisfying feeling when they pull their hair out, plus it has now become a habit and the urge always returns, and they feel they simply can’t stop it. My method to correct this is quite simple. First, since the mind is now ‘hooked’ on its endorphin rush, I recommend to the client to wear a rubber band on their wrist and each time that they feel the urge to pull a hair out, snap the rubber band against their wrist. This helps in 2 ways: If you think of the mind like a computer and it starts this action, just like a programme, the best way to stop it completing is to put a bug in it. By snapping the band it brings into play a new action that the mind hasn’t done before, which in turns weakens the memory pattern. By snapping the rubber band it also satisfies the mind by introducing the endorphins, but now in a different way, and it is still getting its “fix”. By combining this advice with my Fast Track hypnosis to help remove the habit and instil confidence once again into the client the results are very good. It normally takes approximately four sessions to achieve this (it takes time for the hair to grow) as well as support and practical advice about how to reverse this powerful habit. Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig,Guardamar and Benidorm. For an appointment, Brochure, or free of charge initial consultation, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408 or visit www.alangilchrist.com
“Let me out or let me die…”
Miguel Montes Neira
by Patricia Thompson SPAIN’S LONGEST-serving prisoner for non-violent offences is on hunger strike. 61-year-old Miguel Montes Neira has been in prison since 1976. He was originally incarcerated for desertion but clocked up the years through a series of offences that included escaping whilst on compassionate release. Montes’ lawyer, Felix Angel Martin, had stated that his client warned he would hunger strike if he had not been released by the age of 61 - his 61st birthday fell on Saturday. Announcing his hunger strike from his hospital bed inside Huelva prison, Montes does not understand why, after all his “…years of pain…” he is not allowed his freedom. His recent clemency petition to the Supreme Court in Spain was denied, effectively condemning him to stay in jail until 2021. In poor health, Montes has Hepatitis C and also Tuberculosis.
Italy and France challenges open borders in Europe
Sarkozy and Berlusconi: mutual interests
By Jan Gamm ITALIAN PREMIER Silvio Berlusconi and French President Nicolas Sarkozy are launching a joint project to stem the tide of middle-eastern immigrants into their respective countries by proposing an end, at least temporarily, to the open border system known as the ‘Schengen’ regime; the arrangement that allows passport-free travel within the EU, seen as the most dramatic step toward European unification to date. During a summit in Rome the two leaders demanded an in-depth revision of the law covering passport-free travel across European states (with the exception of Britain and Ireland), fearing an immigration crisis as a result of unrest in the Middle East. Letters have been penned by the two leaders to the European Commission, urging Brussels to endorse the closure of the Schengen system pending its revision. In recent months nearly 30,000 immigrants from North Africa have flooded into Italy, mostly via Tunisia. And a huge
number of Moroccan nationals head over the borders from Spain into France. European law allows that the Schengen system of free borders may be suspended but only for reasons of national security of one of its member countries. And without support from Brussels, Italy and France have little hope of achieving their goal of shutting down the system. Berlusconi and Sarkozy have been at loggerheads for weeks since Italy allowed visas to Tunisian immigrants, enabling them to move around Europe freely; not a popular move with the Germans and Austrian and not strictly in line with the Schengen regulations. In response, France ‘illegally’ closed its border with Italy and began halting trains to check travel documents. The two have now decided to kiss and make up, ganging up on the rest of Europe after resolving their differences and recognising their mutual interest in controlling Arab and North African illegal immigration.
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Man arrested for drug trafficking by Patricia Thompson LOCAL POLICE officers in Orihuela Costa were conducting a routine traffic control in the Las Filipinas urbanisation on 18th April at approximately 9.45pm when they spotted a plastic bag containing what looked like various packets of tablets on the front seat of a vehicle passing through the control. The agents stopped the car to examine the contents of the bag. They found 17 packets of Vigora 50 and ten packets of Penegra; both used to enhance sexual performance. On closer inspection, officers also found a tablet of hachís which weighed in at 60,97grams. The driver was identified as D.M.V, a 34 year old Orihuela Costa resident, originially from Cartagena, charged on numerous occasions with drug offences and firearms possession as well as resisting arrest and burglary. The man was transferred to the Guardia Civil Headquarters in Torre de la Horadada, where he was charged with drug trafficking offences. His car was seized by the Local Police officers and taken to the municipal vehicle pound.
Chas Smith’s retirement sing-along concert AFTER THE huge success of the RBL concert in Alicante where he trained and conducted the massed choir of 160 people, Chas Smith the Musical Director for Crescendo Choir is sadly retiring from conducting at the end of May. He has decided to hold a sing-along concert of all his and the choirs’ favourites at the Torrevieja Christian Fellowship on Wednesday May 25th at 7.30pm as a farewell performance. Tickets at 3€ are already selling well so secure yours by ringing Mary on 627 014 053, Margot on 653 085 833, or call in at TCF any morning.
Chas Smith
Drugs recovered by the Orihuela Costa Local Police last week
Happy birthday CLIFF (THE SHERIFF) the family, all at RTN, The Inn Plaice and Real Radio would like to wish Cathie a very happy 50th Birthday from Your Turn HUNNY BUNNY Cathie, Lots of love gorgeous Cliff and 50!
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PP heads manifesto with the international resident and tourism by Julie Day THE COMPLETE integration of the international resident and the subject of tourism were the first topics to be discussed in a press conference by the PP party, headed by Eduardo Dolón on Thursday morning, in a presentation of the PP’s electoral programme and campaign. Accompanied by Graham Knight and Rosario Martínez Charraza, who spoke about the party’s proposals for the care and integration of the foreign resident and the agenda for tourism respectively, Dolón outlined the main points and proposals that the party will carry out if they are elected into position in the forthcoming elections on 22nd May. In a city where more than half the population is made up of residents from over 120 different nationalities, Dolón acknowledged the importance of looking after and the inclusion of each and every one of these residents into the daily life of the town.
After a meeting with over 25 various groups of different nationalities various proposals have been put forward bearing in mind the needs of the foreign resident. Graham Knight, spoke at length about how “communication and integration” are key words in the PP’s plan and that no one should be excluded due to language, race or colour. He went on to say that the language barrier between communities can be a problem at times, and is one of the major factors that can hinder full integration of foreign residents. With this in mind, the PP plan on breaking down some of these barriers by offering English as a common language in all of the party’s municipal communication methods to the general public. This will include the translation into English of various PP websites, blogs, leaflets and other informational avenues. The PP encourages that the best way for foreign residents to integrate is through culture, tourism and sports, which are all interlinked.
There are plans to create more festivals of music, dance and gastronomy with an international feel, so that residents of all nationalities can participate and get involved. Additionally, the party will promote their own festivals such as the Certamen of Habaneras, local fiestas and traditions more widely so that international residents are informed of what’s going on and how to join in. With regards to tourism, Rosario Martínez spoke briefly as to how tourism will be promoted heavily at international and national trade fairs in the forthcoming years, as this has proved to be successful recently and is one of the ways in which the economy can be boosted and regenerated. Tourism in Torrevieja, which wants to portray quality and excellence, is now branching out into more diverse and specialised areas such as sports, environment, culture, conferences and health, and these new types of tourism are seen as a great source of wealth for the future of the town.
Graham Knight, Eduardo Dolón and Rosario Martínez talk to the press about PP proposals
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Glad to hear it SO PLEASED to see in last week’s edition that Maurice Boland has decided to come back on radio - he has been missed by me and loads more listeners I am sure. Talk Radio Europe has not been the same since he left I am afraid, and I must say he had no friends there everyone makes mistakes in life and at least he had the guts to hold his hands up and admit his error. We all know what some young ladies are like at that age and I am sure it wasn’t all Maurice’s fault. Let’s hope it’s not long before he is back on a radio station that we can receive on the Costa Blanca. It would a change to hear someone who speaks English; I´m a little tired of listening to Scotch and Irish accents every day. Well done Maurice. I am sure you have the good wishes of many people - looking forward to hearing you again. All the best M. T. G.
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Yet another scam A WOMAN from Telefonica will phone you and ask you to confirm your bank details. She is very abrupt and rude, and will only speak in Spanish. She is persistent and convincing. If you refuse to give them, she will threaten to cut you off immediately and she will know your phone number, your full name and your address. It’s a scam. She’s got your name and address out of the telephone directory. This is genuine advice, as I was at my sister’s house this afternoon when they tried to work it. Harry Southgate Calpe
Thanks to everyone for all your help Thank you RTN for your coverage and support of this years sponsored high heel hike for Help for Heroes in Benidorm. You really helped to make the event a huge success!! The photo is of me visiting the Help for
Heroes office in Tidworth to hand over the final amount raised - an incredible 17,679€. In the picture are some of the volunteers from H4H, my son Andrew and his colleague Dan (both will be returning to Afghan in March for 6 months). As some of you are already aware, I am going back to live in the UK shortly. Consequently, I will be not be printing a Coast2Coast magazine for May so I would really appreciate it if you could please print this picture to let everyone know how much money was raised and to pass on my thanks to everyone who contributed and/or participated. Sam
Treated like second class citizens I refer to the competition for the best golf club in south east Spain. I will not enter because none of the clubs that I have used in Spain deserve the title. There is a letter in RTN mail, from Alan Bessell, that sums up most golf clubs in this area. My wife and I play golf at La Marquesa, where the majority of the staff treat us with complete disdain. We have been playing here for 11 years and the Director of Golf does not even acknowledge us. We pay our extortionate fees every year and once they are paid we become 2nd class citizens, compared to the feepaying mugs. Arriving at the course reminds me of the time that I was a schoolboy and always approached school with the thought that I was going to be chastised about some small
misdemeanour, (teachers were like that, so is our caddie master). Saturday 23 April was a case in point: a group of us reserve 3 tee times every Saturday - we get no preferential treatment (i.e. consistent tee times) despite have played regularly on Saturdays for over seven years. This Saturday our first tee time was booked for 9.54am. After the first group had teed off, the caddie master arrived on the tee and told the remaining members in our group that we had been changed to 11.45am. The people who were taking our place were fee paying visitors: we refused to budge. The reason that we use this course is because we are members of Eurogolf GS and we like the society and its members. La Marquesa gets upward
No evidence to these claims WITH REFERENCE to an article in edition 601, regarding the 600,000 signatures to revise the no smoking ban: in a recent report issued by the Spanish government, over 50,000 people died last year with smoke related illnesses, and 3 in 9 passive smokers will develop lung cancer. Whilst I respect smokers’ rights to choose to smoke and join the queue to be one of the 50,000 who die prematurely each year, I don’t want to be one of the 3 in 9 passive smokers that
of 250,000€ per year from the society but will not listen to any queries or suggestions from our membership. In any case we have played on numerous courses in this area and they all seem to treat us as an inconvenience. I have played golf in South Africa, Zimbabwe, Philippines, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, China and Britain and everywhere I have been treated as a valued customer: not here. I would like you - and RTN - to campaign for better treatment for the ex-pat community on all courses in this area rather than give undeserved awards to golf clubs that are only better than the rest because the rest are so bad. To finish I would like to congratulate you and Dave Curtis for the way Sam is developing as a player and a person: what a super young man. Best regards, Brian Green
Not forgotten ANNIE ALICE TRIMBLE was one of the loveliest ladies you could possibly meet. Every Saturday morning Alice would help in the Alzheimer’s Association charity shop behind the main church in Torrevieja, always smiling and willing to help. Every Tuesday morning, her smile would ‘meet and greet’ you from the reception desk at the Age Concern Drop-in Centre in La Siesta. If you were unfortunate enough to be in the Torrevieja Hospital, it was very likely Alice would pop in, in her role as a Hospital Visitor with HELP. Alice was a friend to all who met her, and she made sure she met as many people as possible. Over the past months during Alice’s brave battle with cancer, not once did we hear her complain; she gave all her visitors that lovely smile and made you feel you were the one she most wanted to see. Alice’s many friends and neighbours would like to thank HELP Vega Baja, who organised Care4You to help care for Alice during her last two weeks in Spain, before her relatives took her back to Ireland, where she spent her final week in a hospice. No more pain, Alice - just the rest and peace you so deserve. Alice had had a very interesting life before she came to live in Spain, leaving her native Ireland as a young girl to work in England, Australia and South Africa. This little lady with a big heart had had a colourful and rewarding life. We won’t forget you Alice.
will have their lives cut short because of the selfishness of these 600,000 smokers. Their arguments are that local economies suffer and that bars and restaurants have had to close: in my locality of La Zenia I have seen no evidence of these claims. What I have seen are that lots of bars have erected ‘toldos’ to accommodate their smoking clients. I buy a lottery ticket every week with odds of millions to one of me winning so the odds given to me as a passive smoker don’t look good - so think again before you pursue this campaign. John, La Zenia
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testing in Spain to Terra Mitica riding high DNA be linked across Europe by Jack Troughton
THEME PARK Terra Mitica aims to be the ultimate experience across Europeand become a benchmark for excellenceafter a 7 million euro investment. The Costa Blanca attraction plans to welcome over one million visitors this year and President Georges Santa-Maria is confident Terra Mitica will be the theme park the competition must measure up to. This summer the Benidorm theme park is opening its doors longer and expanding the number of days visitors can enjoy new attractions – while ticket prices have been frozen. Mr Santa-Maria said he was confident Terra Mitica would become Europe’s leading theme park. “We have the experience, equipment, and excellent strategic partner – the town of Benidorm.” He underlined the support he had received from the institutions, associations, and the tourist bodies, and was committed “not to disappoint.” And he said the “target” set by the new management team was to have one million visitors passing through Terra Mitica in 2011. The refurbished park has been made environmentally sustainable and Terra Mitica offers four new shows and 15 food outlets – including the intriguing Buffet of the Pharaohs.
By Jan Gamm SPAIN’S NATIONAL police have confirmed that DNA testing, a relatively recent innovation in Spanish forensic investigation and introduced in Spain in November 2007, has been directly responsible for the successful prosecution of an impressive 7,500 cases since its inception, including more than 50 acts of terrorism and a series of murders, rapes and burglaries. Genetic information on 183,000 people is stored in the Spanish DNA data bank but it is imperative that the bank is linked to those of other European police forces to achieve maximum efficiency in securing convictions. In addition to assisting in crime investigation, DNA testing in Spain is a key factor in identifying remains of victims of the Spanish Civil War.
Dénia tourist office reports thousands of visitors
MORE THAN 1,700 tourists visited Dénia tourist office over Easter, indicating that tourism is healthy in the region. Figures show that 56 percent of visitors were from Spain, mostly from Madrid, followed by valencianos and visitors from Catalonia. Hotels reported 75 percent occupancy rates for the Easter week.
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Now and then by Jack Troughton BRITISH CONSULS past and present had a chance to compare notes when Patrick Campbell visited Alicante to meet the current diplomat Paul Rodwell. The biggest change from Mr Campbell’s experience – he held the post between 1993 and 1999 – was the explosion of UK nationals living in the consular district – according to official statistics almost seven times higher. In 1996, according to the Instituto Nacional de Estatisticas, there were 24,500 British nationals in the five provinces of Castellon, Valencia, Alicante, Murcia and Albacete. Now there are 167,000. However, then as now, many people were not registered on the ‘padron’ and a key message remains for all citizens to insure they are on the official town hall list – the reasons why it is so crucial are explained at the British embassy website www.ukinspain.fco.gov.uk CHALLENGE Mr Campbell and Mr Rodwell also took the opportunity to discuss the changing challenges faced by the consulate team as well as how the operation had changed over time. And Mr Campbell said he enjoyed the visit. “It was good of the Consul to show an old-timer over the present operation at the Consulate. Computers cam in during my term but the system we had then could not compare technically with the operation of today. “Mr Rodwell and I were able to swap experiences of past and present. It was reassuring to see all the traditional services to Britons in place as well as additional ones that greatly benefit the British community.” And Mr Rodwell said he had found the visit useful. “It was really valuable to learn about how things were done in the past. Patrick had already identified the importance of supporting the resident population and was working in partnership with charities in the area.2
Traffic accident kills man A CAR crash on the N332 near Villajoyosa last week has left one 81-year-old man dead and seven people seriously injured. Initial reports say that there was a head-on collision between two cars. Four women, a man and two children are now in hospital in Villajoyosa.
Mr Rodwell (left) and Mr Campbell
Seville Good Friday processions cancelled
FOR THE first time in nearly 80 years, the six all-night processions marking Easter Week in Seville had to be cancelled due to torrential rain that made the streets too treacherous. The last occasion the processions were cancelled was around the start of the Spanish Civil War. The celebrations were called off at the last minute, resulting in tears of frustration for those that had invested significant effort and money into the
organisation of the solemn ‘La Madruga’ processions. The cancellation was particularly disappointing for the ladies due to take part in the penitents’ processions for the first time, marking an end to the male domination in the role that has so far been a fixed and accepted feature. Participation involves carrying holy images on the shoulders, shuffling barefoot for hours through the streets
in cramped conditions beneath a load weighing up to six tonnes. Such a heavy load on the wet and slippery streets could have caused major accidents and injuries. This year, the Archbishop of Seville published a decree putting an end to the gender-based discrimination that allowed only male participants in the processions that should have begun at midnight on Good Friday and continued until dawn.
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History in the Making by Patricia Thompson The Orihuela Costa branch of the Royal British Legion made history on Saturday afternoon when they took part in the traditional Easter Saturday parade in Orihuela City. The Mayor of Orihuela, Monica Lorente, personally invited the branch to take part in the stunning procession which set off from Orihuela Town Hall and made its way through the streets of the city to the Santo Domingo cathedral, some four kilometres away. This is the very first time that a non-Spanish organisation has been invited to take part in the traditional Semana Santa celebrations in Orihuela City and it was a proud day for everyone involved. The Town Hall supplied a free coach to take the 40 or so members of the branch from the coast to the city and on arrival they were greeted by the various bands and members of the Orihuela government team who were also taking part. With the British, Spanish and Branch Standards proudly flying at the front, the RBL members led their section of the Easter Saturday procession which is the traditional escort of
the Caballero Cubierto, the honour of which has, this year, been given to Orihuela’s National Police Chief, Miguel Fonseca Blanco. The Caballero Cubierto is the only person who is allowed to wear a hat in the cathedral during the Easter services and it is a highly prestigious honour to be given the role. Orihuela’s Semana Santa celebrations have been named by UNESCO as a World Heritage Event and this particular procession and the following service in the cathedral has been a tradition in the city since the early 19th Century. So for the Royal British Legion to be invited to take part in such an event is not only a huge honour but it is also an extremely positive step toward integration. Keith Carter, Chairman of the Orihuela Costa Branch of the RBL, was overwhelmed by the gesture of the Mayor and was very grateful to be invited to take part. He thanked all the members of the branch who attended and took part in the procession and said: “This is a proud day for our branch and I am so pleased to be here.” After the hour long walk, members of the branch enjoyed a well deserved cold beer before heading back to the coast.
Members of the RBL outside the Orihuela town hall
Torrevieja U3A participate in Semana Santa
PICTURED WITH U3A Chairman Bob Hill (centre) are some of the other members of Torrevieja U3A who also belong to the International Cofradia and number among the one hundred Costaleros who carry the huge paso Nuestro Padre Jesus en el Huerto de los Olivos (Jesus in the Garden of Olives) through the streets of Torrevieja during Semana Santa. For some U3A members, this is the first year they have participated in the religious procession but others have carried the paso for a number of years: “Whether it’s a novice or an experienced member of the team, the feeling of excitement and the privilege of being able to participate gives us an overwhelming sense of pride” says Bob Hill. His colleagues all agree and Ray Lockley (back right) stresses how, “…the passion and emotion and the applause which comes in waves from the massive crowds lining the streets seems to make the 1,500kilo paso feel just that little bit lighter.” All agreed they can’t wait until next year to do it all over again! For details of Torrevieja U3A visit the website www.u3atorrevieja.com
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Grim in Gozo Watts In Britain By
Paul Watts
LAST FRIDAY as I drove alongside the River Tame from Lichfield to Tamworth, I passed pubs full to the brim. I know they were full to the brim because all the pub gardens overflowed with happy people revelling in the sun and 26c temperatures. Sartorially-challenged barrel-bellied blokes in tight tee-shirts and ill-fitting shorts supped on their beer and pulled on their fags while somehow displaying that life does not get much better when the sun comes out. “And this,” I thought smugly, “is how it’ll be for me and the missus next week in Spain.” After nine long months we were well due a visit to the Costa Blanca. So then, can you guess which sap said, “Na, don’t bring a jumper or a fleecy love, it’s gonna be at least as warm as this?” Yes folks, that sap was me; I think the golden rule is: if I am coming to Spain you’d be best advised not to. I seem to attract dark rain clouds or air traffic control disputes. But despite rumblings, the air traffic control boys remained firmly at their posts; I took it to be a good omen. However, on Easter Monday as we splashed along a wet Altea seafront the talk was ‘weather’ to buy a brolly (that morning we’d awoken at four to the sound of the rain cascading over the shutters and bouncing noisily on the balcony below) and a jumper or fleecy. But, you know, I wasn’t downhearted I could see Albir seafront across the bay (which always lifts your spirit) and I held a belief that before long the sun would ‘pop’ out; and, praise be, by Monday afternoon it had. Today is Tuesday and as I bash these words out in the bowels of the RTN Media Centre in La Nucia I know that when I re-emerge into the light the sun will be glaring like mad. I also know that ’er indoors is currently on a mission in the stores at La Marina, so in deference to my wallet I’d better get a move on. So to business… RTN reader Francis Waring emailed saying: “Wattsie, I’m annoyed - last week you left us dangling.” Fran wants to know what happened to us ATC cadets. She asks, “What happened after the drunken night in Gozo? What was the punishment meted out to the
No 1 (overseas) ATC Squadron all forgiven and heading back to Cyprus
boys?” Hmmm, well Fran we were not very popular with our superiors. They took our behavior very personally indeed; we were total ‘let-downs’. The next morning they had us on parade very, very early and we were subjected to the most foul and wholly unsuitable language. We swayed gently, still a bit dizzy, as they barked and cursed at us. We were given a lot of ‘square bashing’ (aka, a lot of marching about) on the parade ground followed by an extremely lengthy bollocking from our CO. We then spent an age clearing the mess from the preceding night. And oh boy was there a lot of it. Broken bottles, litter, fag ends, large dried pools of vomit and busted chairs all scattered over the camp. It was mid March and very bleak on Gozo. Overhead it was dark and brooding and the wind whipped around angrily, chasing our rubbish everywhere. Finally, after an age, we were called in for some porridge (I’m sure
that’s a trade description offence). It looked like grey slop and tasted probably not unlike the dried pools of vomit we’d just cleared up. Finally, we were corralled into waiting three-ton Bedford trucks and driven to the far side of the island. Inside, as we bounced along Routley feared the worse. He was worried they might machine-gun us as we jumped down. “They did that in the Great Escape,” he ventured. Far from machine gunning us they turfed us out of the trucks, chucked compound rations and four maps on the ground and in a cloud of dust roared away. “Find yer own fookin’ way back,” was the snarling order from our rapidly retreating instructor. And then Fran, just like Easter Monday in Spain, it started to rain: as I said last week - Happy Easter days. Oh well, I must be off the sun is still shining and the beach at La Cala in Finestrat calls… Watts in Spain, soaking it up…
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Looking Good for the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre by Julie Day
LOOKING GOOD Boutique, La Zenia, rolled out the red carpet on Saturday to stage its annual designer fashion show with exclusive label Joseph Ribkoff. More than 150 guests enjoyed a first glimpse of this year’s long awaited collection from one of Canada’s leading fashion houses. Each year an expert team travels across the Atlantic to dress Looking Good Boutique and help prepare for the show that premieres the collection for sale over the remainder of the year. The Ribkoff collection, with its eye-catching and versatile range caters for all sizes from 8 – 24 and all occasions, casual and formal. Lines are clean cut, elegant and feminine in the unmistakeable Ribkoff style. In addition to showcasing the stunning new collection, Looking Good Boutique raised money for the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre and to help boost funds, Ribkoff donated several dresses to be sold in the boutique. Joseph Ridkoff himself was there to present Sue Weeding, founder of the EHCRC, a cheque for an amazing 600€. Georgie May was alongside with her support and not forgetting Taffeta, a miniature horse saved by the rescue centre after being left for dead, now bought back to full health by the dedicated team, wearing for the occasion a Joseph Ridcoff custom-made silk tutu and scarf: a true professional on the catwalk. HUGE SUCCESS The Cava reception at 12.30pm allowed guests plebty of time to browse in-store before taking their seats outside to be entertained by local singer Julie McCraken. The volunteer
Joseph himself, Louise of Looking Good Boutique, Sue Weeding founder of EHCRC and new official model for Joseph Ridkoff, Georgie May
models did a fantastic job of showing every item off to its best advantage and 12 outfits bought straight off the cat walk. Sue Weeding and Georgie May were also both modelling exclusive Joseph Ridkoff garments: the atmosphere was relaxed and the collection was applauded, enjoyed and inspired lots of ladies to try on garments. A number of raffle prizes throughout the event included a Joseph Ribkoff bag filled with goodies from the Boutique: the star prize was a voucher to the value of 350€, won by a regular
Visitors not put off by bad weather By Julie Day DESPITE LAST-MINUTE cancellations due to bad weather, Torrevieja’s hotels were more than 75% full over the Semana Santa holiday period, an encouraging figure for local businesses which also bodes well for the summer. According to statistics from the department of Tourism, the number of visitors to the city was up by 12% on the same period last year.
Looking Good customer. So far this year Looking Good Boutique has hosted six fashion shows. In addition, there are always special sale offers on show days. On Saturday there was a 10% discount on all clothes, 20% on all accessories and 33% off the Golfino sports and leisure range. For further information contact Louise or Jane at Looking Good Boutique, Centro Commercial, La Zenia. Telephone 96 676 0479 or visit: www.lookinggoodboutique.net
For anyone that visited Torrevieja during the previous two weeks, this massive tourist influx was extremely visible, particularly on the seafronts, promenades and nearby bars, restaurants and outside terraces. It was registered that the majority of Easter visitors came from other parts of the peninsula, principally Madrid, País Vasco, Castilla-León and Castilla La-Mancha, although a considerable number of tourists from the UK, Scandinavia, Germany and France were also noted.
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Easter profits soar despite poor weather by Jan Gamm DESPITE THE inclement weather over Easter, the hospitality industry has seen a bumper crop of customers seeking the irresistible sun, sea and sand Spain traditionally offers holiday makers. Delighted hotel managers in coastal resorts are enthusiastically placing ads for summer bookings following a highly lucrative Easter week. And in Tenerife, the manager of the fully booked four-star Hotel Jacaranda said, “If we could have installed 100 more rooms over this week, we could have filled them!” UPTURN The welcome upturn in business is being attributed to the unrest in the Middle East, killing trade for popular tourist resorts in Egypt and Tunisia. For the first time in three years things are looking up for the tourism industry according to the Spanish Confederation of Hotels and Tourist Accommodation (CEHAT) and those in the business are determined not to waste an opportunity for recovery.
Levante Beach in Benidorm at Easter, heaving with tourists
Brits make up biggest tourist group to Alicante region NEW STATISTICS released by tourist information offices in Alicante shows that the British made up 34 percent of tourists to the city this Easter. The second-largest group were the Madrileños, making up 25 percent of visitor numbers.
Same sex weddings on the up
More male weddings than female
By Jan Gamm RECENT STATISTICS reveal that in Alicante province more than 700 same sex couples have tied the knot since gay marriage in Spain was legalised in 2005. Marriage is becoming increasingly popular with gay couples despite matrimony taking a dip in trend in recent years amongst heterosexuals. Most couples taking the plunge into matrimonial bliss are men,
with a clear 70% majority over lesbian relationships being sanctified by marriage: the ladies seem to prefer to live together informally. Under the administration of the socialist government, same sex marriages have flourished regardless of opposition from the Partido Popular in the form of an appeal against gay marriage lodged in the Constitutional Court, still awaiting decision.
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Fun day at supermarket
by Julie Day A well known supermarket store in San Javier held an all day fun day last Saturday with the aim of raising money for the cancer care charity MABS. Activities such as a classic car display, bouncy castle and face painting took place outside the store with a live road show from Sunshine FM, a raffle, and cheese and wine tasting taking place inside. MABS volunteers and supermarket staff were also on hand to man stalls and interact with customers and visitors. At the beginning of the year, store manager, Russell Clements announced that he would like the store to support one charity for the whole of the year and to hold several charity events throughout the course of 12 months in order to raise money for the store’s chosen charity. A joint decision between the supermarket-
No presents, money please!
By Julie Day When 79-year old Scotsman, Bill Dunlop, was deciding how to celebrate his 80th birthday, he knew that he would like to do something special for charity. He organised a big birthday bash, which took place the Filton Centre in Los Balcones, and invited all of his friends from Spain, all parts of the UK and even Croatia. Philip Van der Spiegal, President of the Filton Commercial Centre and owner of the Filton Centre Function Rooms, was always at hand to help Bill plan his party and couldn’t have done more to ensure that Bill enjoyed a very special day. This year, however, Bill told friends not to buy him a present and asked that they put money into small envelopes, which would then be donated to a charity. Being an orphan, Bill especially wanted to give to a charity that helps children and Sorelle Fox contacted Graham Knight at the International Resident’s Office to ask for his help in with MABS electing a charity. volunteers Graham immediately thought of fairly new and less well-known Torrevieja charity, Janet Bell, Alimentos Solidarios, an organisation that provides freshly prepared takeaway meals daily Diana Brook, Jim for needy families, which would include many children. Middlebrook At the birthday party Philip had prepared a huge cardboard cut out of Bill himself, which and Terry was painted and came complete with moveable sporran. When making their donations, Doyle guests had to lift up the sporran and pop the envelope into it! outside the Yesterday, Bill, Philip and several friends that attended Bill’s party presented head of San Javier kitchen, Antonio Sánchez with a generous cheque for 600€. supermarket This money will go towards buying fresh, dried and tinned ingredients that are used to staff was made and local charity MABS were make the 700 – 800 meals that are prepared each week by the Alimentos Solidarios charity. chosen. Sorelle Fox, admin supervisor for the When asked what his plans for his 81st birthday consisted of, Bill replied, “I’m not doing San Javier store and organiser of the charity anything next year, but for my 90th I’ll have another big party and I’ll organise something fun day, picked MABS due to the fact that one then”. of their work colleagues and friends, Louise Walls, has been battling with cancer for over a year and at present is off work fighting the disease. As well as supporting her friend and a local charity, organising a fun day was something that the supermarket store could do for their customers: “We hope to raise approximately 1,500€ for MABS but at the same time this Bill Dunlop with Philip event is good for our customers and commuVan der nity and it’s great to give something back to Spiegal them. Each member of staff has got involved and in one way or another and it’s also been good Antonio Sánchez for staff morale. We’ve had a great day and inside the hope that our customers have too, and we Alimentos hope to hold another charity event in the Solidarios summer,” said Sorelle. kitchen
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Health Care IS IT just me or is Spain becoming more like the UK by the day? The smoking ban, dissatisfaction with the austerity measures, the erosion of the power of the unions, the inevitable election results which will see the PP (Conservatives) replace the PSOE (Socialists) at both a local and national level... These are all ‘issues’ that we read about daily in both the British and Spanish press, and in far too many instances they are in effect the same story. By way of example take this week in the Spanish press on the subject of the Health Service. Now, touch wood, I have had very little to do with the health service here in Spain but those that I know that have are full of praise, with the exception of the issue of after care and the fact that it is the responsibility of the family. Three headline stories caught the eye this week, and could well have been written in a British paper: 180,000 Spanish residents would have to pay for FREE healthcare in Spain because they do not pay into the Social Security system, which is the condition required to be entitled to free health care. The 1986 Public Health Law gave the right of access to the public health system to every resident in Spain, but the individual must be paying into the Social Security system, and apparently 180,000 aren’t including those who have never worked or the unemployed who no
longer receive any state benefits, but have income which is higher than the minimum inter-professional salary of 641€ per month. If you have no income at all you are guaranteed coverage but others such as lawyers or architects whose professions are not included within those set out in the Social Security regulations for self-employed workers aren’t entitled to free access. Another report on the same story reported that 300,000 people living in Spain have no entitlement to free healthcare. And here is the bit that reminded me most of the UK: even those who wish to pay social security in order to have free medical treatment are unable to do so if they do not work! I suppose it should be comforting in a way that the whole world is as mad as each other, but of course what that means is that most early retirees (even from EU countries) are not entitled to it. The result? Hundreds of thousands are forced to take out private health insurance policies, because the FREE service isn’t available to everyone! In another health service related story a 30 year old, single Spanish lesbian, has been denied fertility treatment because her hospital in Asturias is ‘under orders’ from the regional ministry to refuse to attend to single heterosexual women, or lesbians.
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And finally, to prove my point further, take a look at this headline “Jobless man, 25, sues parents for monthly maintenance “. Admit it that headline could so easily have been in one of the ‘Red Tops’ in the UK, although to be fair I am not so sure that the outcome would have been the same. The 25-year-old, who does not have a job and does not go to college, lives with his parents, who already provide his food and pay the loan and insurance on his car, without asking him to contribute towards the bills. In addition, he wanted them to pay him 400€ a month spending money which they refused, as they did not have the means, which led to their son taking them to court. Not only did the judge rule in their favour, he also ordered the son to leave home, find a place of his own, and get a job, although the parents have to pay him 200€ a month for two years. In some ways at least Spain is still very different than the UK! Chris runs a expat blog about life in Spain (www.almerimarlife.com) and is a regular contributor to a number of publications and radio stations in Spain, as well as writing a monthly column for the Telegraph Expat site and is a Telegraph Expat guest blogger. He lives in Almerimar with his wife Sands, four cats, two Harleys and more often than not a glass of red.
His column in the RTN is sponsored by Central Contracts (www.centralcontracts.com) a leading car leasing company supplying cars and vans to business users and private individuals. See also http://almerimarlife.com/expat-technology-blog chris@almermarlife.com Social Networks: Twitter - Facebook - Facebook Group
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Verbs like “gustar”
Spanish lessons by
Jane Cronin
A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs
Lesson 155
It’s time to revise a very useful feature of Spanish, namely impersonal verbs. The idea of these is that instead of you doing something, something is done to you. That is possibly one of the least helpful sentences I have ever written. However, help is at hand with a verb we all know well. me gusta I like (it pleases me) te gusta you like (it pleases you): le gusta He/she/ likes it (it pleases him/her) (or formal “you”) nos gusta We like it (it pleases us) os gusta You like it (plural) (it pleases you “lot”) les gusta They like it (it pleases them) (or formal “you” plural) In this “conjugation” the verb is constant, and literally translates as “it pleases”. In other words, something else does something to you - in this case, “to please” rather than you doing something (as in the English “I like” “you like”). We can of course add a subject like this: “me gusta tu vestido” (I like your dress, you dress pleases me) Gustar is just one of a whole number of verbs which behave in the same way. They can all be used in other forms as well (e.g. me gustas – I like you - you please me). However, we are just going to stick to this third person singular form for now. We will change tense though as in “I liked the concert” –“Me gustó el concierto” (can also be “El concierto me gustó”) Translate into Spanish 1. My arm hurts 2. It’s not going to hurt you 3. Your music is disturbing us 4. His comment bothered me 5. It seems strange to me. 6. It seemed strange to me. 7. His attitude worries us. 8. I have a piece of paper missing 9. It seems fine to me
(DOLER) (DOLER) (MOLESTAR) (MOLESTAR) (EXTRAÑAR) (EXTRAÑAR) (PREOCUPAR) (FALTAR) (PARECER)
10. What do you think? 11. It doesn’t matter to me at all 12. We got a lot of food left over 13. I like him a lot. 14. I loved it 15. They are very surprised (3 points for each one – 45 total)
(PARECER) (IMPORTAR) (SOBRAR) (CAER BIEN) (ENCANTAR) (SORPRENDER)
I have tried to keep the English as literal as possible, but in some cases we just have to accept that English is very idiomatic and cannot be translated directly. A few of them are rather nasty, but actually very useful. I was going to go on to the simple past tense at this point, but I’ve got going now on these verbs, so I think we’ll do some more. DAR is a very good source of these kinds of expressions, for example: ME DA IGUAL means – “it’s all the same to me”. What do the following phrases mean? 1. Me da vergüenza 2. Me da pena 3. Me da asco 4. Me da confianza 5. Me da grima 6. “Me da cosa” (2 points each to understand what they mean and an extra one if you get anywhere near a good English translation! – 18 in total) And finally, a few more of exactly the same thing – all of which are things you may hear on a daily basis. 1. Me fastidia mucho esta situación. 2. Nos ha fastidiado el cambio de horario. 3. Me resulta difícil de entender 4. Le resultó imposible de solucionar. 5. Me fascina tu sonrisa. 6. ¿Te interesa este ejercicio? (2 points each) Answers as usual next week. It should be an interesting one.
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If it’s too good to be true... by
Michael Olmer Solicitor, Link Point Legal and Business Services
THE CURRENT depressed state of the Spanish property market is attracting many buyers hoping to bag a bargain. Banks and builders are holding thousands of unsold properties and are desperate to unload their stock, often at knock-down prices. It is no secret that when the Spanish property bubble burst many builders and developers, known as ‘promoters’, went bust leaving many new estates unfinished. Within a short time many unsold and unoccupied properties were being vandalised and stripped of any saleable fixtures and fittings, and wiring and plumbing ripped out by thieves to sell for scrap. The banks who take possession of these estates engage builders on a profit-sharing basis to finish them off and sell them as fast as possible, often at property sales exhibitions. If you are attracted by a property being sold like this there are a few basic precautions you should take before signing a contract and paying a deposit. Before setting off on your property search take preliminary advice from an independent lawyer and also an architect or engineer. The bank or promoter may suggest that you use their own lawyer, or that you simply rely on the Notary who will prepare the purchase deed. Remember that you are always free to use your own lawyer and that the Notary is not your lawyer but is an impartial representative of the State. It is the Notary’s job to prepare and witness the purchase deed but not to advise or guide you. The profession of building surveyor at a domestic level
does not really exist in Spain, so you will need to find an independent architect or engineer with local knowledge. Ask if you can have the quality of the building work checked by your own architect or engineer before committing yourself to buy. Ask for recommendations, or check the classified columns of this paper where you will find a number of qualified professionals advertising Your lawyer should check that the property been legally built. They should obtain a copy of the planning permission, and if still under construction, the habitation certificate, known as the “cedula” once it is ready for completion of the purchase and for you to move into. Do not be impressed by documents bearing official looking stamps. These may simply be requests for permissions which have not actually been issued. Next, take a look around the development. See if any properties are occupied by genuine owners, rather than short-term tenants or the caretaker and security staff of the bank or builder. If construction of the property has been already been finished and it appears ready for you to move into often referred to as ‘llaves en mano’ – literally ‘keys in your hand’ - ask if it has received the first occupancy certificate or ‘cedula’ which is vital if mains water and electricity are to be connected. If construction has not been completed, make sure that the contract contains a definite date by which the property must be finished, failing which you are entitled to ask for the contract to be cancelled and for your deposit to be returned. If the bank or promoter is offering a guaranteed
mortgage, by law they must have a valuation carried out but this is only to satisfy their own and the government’s auditors that the property is sufficient security for the amount they are lending you, and is not a structural survey of the quality of construction. If the property is on an estate, have the roads and street/lighting, landscaping, and enticing communal facilities such as swimming pools and tennis courts actually been completed and are they in use? If not, insist on a written condition in the contract that they be finished and passed by the local authority by a definite date before you are required to complete on your purchase. Much is made of the 10 year guarantee which builders have been obliged to provide of the quality of their work since the year 2000. This type of guarantee should be backed by an insurance policy known as a ‘seguro decenal’ which can be a large additional cost for a builder or developer and the premium can be as much as 15% of the building cost. What is not generally appreciated is that it is possible for a clause to be inserted in the contract for the purchase of a property which is new or less than 10 years old in which the buyer signs away their right to this guarantee: check that the property you want to buy will definitely have a 10 year guarantee. We at Linkpoint will always be happy to have a preliminary chat with you before you go house hunting. There are certainly bargains to be had but don’t let your heart rule your head or your pocket when looking for your place in the sun.
Calle Andromeda 24, 03581 Albir - Alfaz del Pí, Alicante. Email: client@linkpointlegal.com Web: www.linkpointlegal.com Tel: 96 626 0500 Fax: 96 686 52 77
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QROPS or pension reciprocation as a source of funds? by
Stephen Ward & Robert Burns OVER THE past few months the mix of our business has been changing. It remains the case that many expats could do with a significant and immediate cash injection but our ability to deliver this to those that use our services has been enhanced by a new QROPS facility and the pension reciprocation plan. The new QROPS facility available to us is once again in New Zealand. As regular readers will know it is the case that the interaction of UK and New Zealand pension law is such that for the expat who left the UK before 6th April 2006 we can through a transfer of UK pension rights to a New Zealand QROPS arrange for 100% of the fund to be available as a lump sum. For those who left the UK more recently or indeed for UK residents who have UK pension rights we can instead put in place a process which should lead to the availability of a lump sum through the pension reciprocation plan (PRP). The PRP is accessed by first of all transferring your UK pension fund to another UK registered pension scheme. This we can organise through our UK based business Premier
Pension Transfers Ltd. Once the transfer has been processed you may apply for ‘reciprocation’. On acceptance you will be the beneficiary of a financial instrument that actually represents an investment made by another UK pension scheme. You may convert this financial instrument for an immediate lump sum. Even if your pension fund is valued at as little as £20,000 the PRP gives you the ability to have access to a lump sum which after costs will amount to £9,150. We are the only practitioners in Spain who are able to offer both of these facilities. As pension experts operating a team who collectively have over 70 years’ worth of experience you can be sure that we will always be on the lookout for new and innovative products that are capable of meeting the immediate and longer term need of those that choose to use our services. Our involvement in the combination of the QROPS and PRP markets means that we are currently helping over 150 people every month. For some this meant a life-saving ability to access funds when they are not available from any other apparent source. We have saved families from facing the prospect of repossession of the family home; others have seen their business rescued or indeed have acquired funds enabling a new business venture to be set up. Alternatively funds become available for reinvestment in something rather more controllable and visible than pension rights which when otherwise available to you in the years to come may be of little real value. All of the solutions we are able to engineer are using
arrangements that are registered with HMRC. This is of course reassuring to you the client as by definition we are giving you solutions that lie within the letter of the law. For further information about QROPS, Pension Reciprocation and Pension Planning opportunities please email review@qrops.es or see http://www.prempensions.com and http://www.qrops.es and http://www.pensionreciprocationplan.com
THIS ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN WARD AND ROBERT BURNS, PREMIER PENSION SOLUTIONS S.L., April 2011. Please see our advert on Page 2. At the forefront of the industry with over forty years combined experience with pensions, regulated and authorised, liaising directly with providers and HMRC, Stephen and Robert are two of the leading authorities on QROPS. E: review@qrops.es T: 965 790 918 www.qrops.es www.prempensions.com or www.qropsnz.com
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Your health in Spain We insure our cars, our houses but often do not think about our health. Medical conditions can appear at anytime and anywhere – even in a foreign country. It could be that you need to visit a GP or need a blood test, X-ray or maybe even emergency treatment. The service you will receive in any of these situations depends entirely upon whether you have health insurance. •Have you ever been in a hospital emergency room in Spain and had to wait hours and hours and then also had to deal with the language problems? •Did you ever need to see a specialist – cardiologist, oncologist etc. quickly? •Do you know how to go about organising precautionary or routine cancer tests here in Spain? •Did you ever wonder how to book routine blood tests, mammograms and prostate checks? Many questions and yet only one answer – INVEST IN YOUR HEALTH! Get the personalised service that ASSSA Insurance provide to all our health insurance clients and at prices more favourable than ever before! QUALITY INSURANCE ASSSA offer flexible health insurance cover which meets the different needs and requirements of all clients. There are a number of flexible plans which range from top-up insurance (starting from 41€
per month) to fully comprehensive cover (starting from only 82€ per month). 10% lifetime discount currently available on all PLUS, MASTER and SUMMUM policies and 50% reduction in premium for children on the parent’s policy if under 16 years of age. Fractional payment of the annual premium free of the normal surcharges.
CUSTOMER SERVICES OFFICES ASSSA have multilingual staff working in all of our offices and we work to ensure that the clients are assisted with any questions or requests that they may have. After joining ASSSA you are allocated a personal contact who will speak to you in English and will be there to deal with you directly in terms of medical support, booking hospital appointments, tests etc. You will always have someone to go to or to call when you need assistance and support. PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE Early detection and prevention of cancer is one area of extreme importance to ASSSA and therefore the PLUS, MASTER and SUMMUM policies have all been designed to include mammography, ultrasound & gynaecology examinations and bone density tests for women and cardiology, prostate & urological examinations for men. All tests are carried out once a year and are booked for the clients by your customer service contact.
ASSSA GUARANTEES When you contract a policy with ASSSA, we guarantee the following: •The age you join is the age you stay – premiums will not increase simply because you grow older. •The policy is guaranteed for life! We will not terminate the policy due to illness or a heavy claims year. Many other insurance companies make these promises verbally, but if they do not appear in writing in the actual contract, there is no obligation for them to deliver a first rate service. ASSSA will always guarantee all policies for life and all of our guarantees, terms and conditions will be provided to clients in either English or most other European languages. CHANGING YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY? Has your private health insurance company drastically increased your premiums? Are you unhappy with the current service you receive from your current insurer? Are you tired of receiving all updates and insurance information in Spanish? Call into one of our offices today and receive a personal no obligation quote. Our offices are open Monday – Friday from 9:30 – 1:30 and later appointments or home visits can be arranged.
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A different direction
by
Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco
IT’S THE domino effect. Someone decides to return to the UK and it sends a ripple through all those around. You might be quite happy and settled here in Spain but just that uncertainty within your community and you find yourself reviewing your decision. It doesn’t happen like that in your country of origin. Every day doesn’t begin with an analysis of the pros and cons of UK residency. Having made the decision to become an expat, it’s always up for review. And some are making that decision to go back. Economic uncertainties; the euro and pound almost on parity; missing the family; there are lots of reasons people return. It doesn’t mean they’ve regretted the experience or that they wouldn’t do the same again, just that at this moment in time a different direction is needed. It’s not a decision that should be taken any more
lightly than the one to move out here. The UK has changed in many ways and the country that you left behind won’t be the one you return to. And it’s not just the country that will have changed - you have too. You may not realise it but you will have slipped in to a different way of living and have a different view of the world. You may not notice it until you try to return to your old one. However, if your mind is made up or your circumstances demand it, make sure that you do it correctly and don’t leave loose ends to trip you up in your new life. For example, it is important that you cancel your Spanish residency and inform your Spanish bank. Your status as resident, non-resident or simply as the occasional tourist makes a big difference to many legal and fiscal requirements including inheritance, capital gains and, of course, your tax declaration. To cancel your residency, take your certificate back to the National Police office where it was originally
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issued and you will be provided with another stamped document with the date of residency cancellation and the reason for it. Don’t forget that you will still need to complete an annual tax declaration in the year following your departure from Spain as taxes are paid retrospectively. This can be complicated, and you should check with your tax adviser to ensure that there is no tax debt to follow you home. What’s more you’ll have the additional privilege of paying non-resident income tax on your Spanish house if you keep it and choose not to rent it out. It’s a hard decision to make and we hope that not too many people will be making it. However, if we are losing you to the UK we wish you luck and hope you’ll look back fondly on your time and friends in Spain. If you would like a FREE, no obligation tax consultation with one of Ábaco’s friendly team of advisers call the AbacoConnect Help-line 966 703 748. www.abacoconnect.com
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Non-payment increases At the end of February, the percentage of non-payment of loans in the financial sector increased to 6.226% from 6.013 the previous month. 6.356% of loans advanced by banks were in default. The total unpaid sum rose from
110,072 million in January to 111,842 million in February. With the increase in the Euribor index and further increases anticipated during the year, we can expect another increase in non-payments.
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58.92% of companies not paying on time An investigation shows that during the first quarter of this year 58.92% of Spanish companies did not pay their suppliers within the agreed time limit. The average delay in payments was 29 days, worse than the same period last year, when the delay amounted to 21 days. The worst sector is the public administration, with a delay of 40 days.
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Revocation (contesting) of a Spanish will due to incapacity of the testator by
Carlos Baos
of White & Baos Abogados English & Spanish Solicitors
DURING THE past few years we have received several enquiries in relation to the possibility of revoking a Spanish Will due to the lack of capacity of the testator or testatrix. This can occur when the testator is an elderly person living alone who can be conditioned or influenced by third parties. In this regard we can advise that within the Spanish legal system several Spanish Court precedents are already established, meaning that it is potentially possible to revoke a Will due to lack of capacity of the testator. We should remember that the starting point is the presumption of the testator’s capacity to make a will, and the presumption in favour
of the will, which means that in principle it will be acknowledged that the Will is valid and the testator had the capacity to grant it, unless proven otherwise. Thus it is assumed that the testator had capacity to grant the Will, and therefore the person contesting the Will based on the lack of mental capacity of the testator, must prove in an unequivocal and conclusive way the lack of mental capacity of the testator at the time of granting the Will. It will therefore need to be proven that the incapacity or mental condition was severe and the proof must be clear, evident and not simply based on assumptions or speculation. In these cases medical reports are extremely relevant as they could help to determine the then mental capacity of the testator. So, what is really important is to be able to prove the mental capacity of the testator at the time of granting the Will, not before and not after, and it must be determined, as a fact, if the Will was enacted under legal mental capacity or not. It is very important to
scientifically determine the capacity or non capacity of the testator by means of medical reports as previously stated, and any other kinds of expert reports or evidence could also be accepted. The level of difficulty of the Will could also be relevant when trying to determine the sufficient mental capacity of the testator. Because a greater mental ability is required to deal with a complex Will where tangled divisions of the assets, elaborate mathematic calculations and complicated appointment of the Executors, and so on, are needed. On the other hand, in the case of those Wills granted in front of a Public Notary (as are the majority of the Spanish Wills) the Notary states that according to his or her knowledge the testator has the sufficient mental capacity to grant it. But this judgement of the Notary about the testators capacity can be refuted (iuris tantum), so a proof of the contrary can be accepted by the Courts. In this sense the Court can deem that the assessments of the Notary were wrong, and if so it could
agree to void the testamentary dispositions granted. The information provided on this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.
Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) © White & Baos Abogados 2011 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com
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Helens Trucks Removals • Storage • Shipping By Cliff Roberts People will say it’s a small world or wasn’t that a coincidence, well that’s more or less how I got to know Helen and her late partner Colin, of Helens Trucks. We first met around nine years ago while settling our children Jordan & Mackenzie into Spanish school. Helen and Colin were just about to set up Helens Trucks and I was joining Round Town News. When Helen realised that I was now involved with Round Town News she asked if she could place an advert and would only do so if we put her on the crossword page, where she has remained to this day, another strange twist to this tale is that unknown to us Helens sister Kirstie a local translator, actually assisted us when applying for a position in school at the town hall. Time has passed so quickly and both Jordan and Mackenzie have now left school and now Jordan at college in UK and Mackenzie working full time in Spain. So here we are approaching the eight anniversary of Helens Trucks on 1st May 2011.
Helens Trucks was initially run from their home here in Torrevieja but as the business grew they found a new warehouse between Catral and Crevillente and luckily and ideal house directly across from the warehouse. DIFFERENT FROM OTHER REMOVALS COMPANIES Helens Trucks differ in many ways to some of the larger companies. When your household goods are collected and professionally packed into the van, they will then return to their warehouse and unpack your items, mindful of doing an inventory, to make sure all your items are accounted for and let you know exactly what you have and what you are paying for. You are only charged for the volume that your goods occupy and the same is applicable for storage. SCHEDULE: The van does a return journey every two to three weeks and 7-10 days for smaller loads in their smaller vehicle. Manned by the ever courteous Alan &
Robert who like to give that personal touch, they will ensure your items are packed safely. Helen has noticed over the past couple of years that she seems to be moving goods back to the UK whereas it used to be the other way around, how times change! Due to the current economic climate some people have to vacate their properties in a hurry or may wish to rent their property, Helen would like to inform you that she offers secure containerised storage until you are ready for the transport of your goods, she will
also take good care of any personal items you may wish to store safely from a BBQ, to a full household…all at very competitive prices. And don’t forget Helen can also offer storage for cars or boats or that larger item, if you require a quote please contact Helen on 965 400616 or 667 815 081 or visit their webpage at www.helenstrucks.com or email helenstrucks1@yahoo.co.uk. You can find her advert on the crossword page (we can’t get her off there).
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by Greengrass WHEN YOU consider that grass grows everywhere and anywhere, it is quite surprising that it is so frequently difficult to persuade it to grow in a lawn. What with going yellow, brown, looking anaemic, or just failing to grow at all, it is not surprising that people give up and lay gravel or concrete! Well don’t give up. Growing a real grass lawn is as simple as baking a cake. If you follow the recipe and follow the instructions, you will have a beautiful green lawn. You see there are only three things that are important when growing a lawn. 1) The right type of grass. 2) The right amount of water. 3) The right type of soil. Other minor issues are shade verses sun, mowing frequency and height, fertilising etc. But as I say, these are not the main issues. ANSWERS TO ABOVE POINTS: 1) The right type of grass for Spain is a warm season grass. 2) The right amount of water becomes a relatively minor issue if you have a warm season grass. 3) The most common cause of lawn failure is soil condition and soil pH, and soil pH is at the root of most problems. Just like the TV commercials about hair condition, pH is the key. The soil pH is basically is a measure of the amount of lime (calcium) contained in your soil, and the type of soil that you have. By and large, soils in moist climates tend to be acid and soils in dry climates are alkaline. A soil with a pH lower than 7.0 is an acid soil and one with a pH higher than 7.0 is alkaline. Soil with a pH lower than 7 is commonly found in high-rainfall regions. A pH of 6 is considered slightly acid, pH 5 is acid, and pH 4 is very acid. Many garden
plants thrive in soil with a pH between 6 and 7. The concentration of soil nutrients will vary depending on the soil pH, or to put it another way, the ability for the soil to take up nutrients will depend on soil pH. Performing a soil test and adjusting the soil pH to suit the type of grass which you intend to grow allows you to adjust the pH if it is not already within the requirement range. We can perform a soil test for you. We take away a sample of your lawn soil and send you the results within 48 hours. Or we can supply a soil test by a return postal soil test service. Once you have performed a soil test to determine the soil pH then the following steps can be taken to correct the pH balance. However there is no fast fix for correcting soil pH. RAISING THE SOIL PH TO MAKE IT MORE ALKALINE: Generally speaking, it is easier to make soils more alkaline than it is to make them more acid. Because different soil types react in different ways to the application of lime you will have to add more lime to clay soils and peaty soils than you will in sandy soils, to achieve the same result. After a soil test, to increase your pH by 1.0 point and make your soil more alkaline: * Add 4 ounces of hydrated lime per square yard in sandy soils * Add 8 ounces of hydrated lime per square yard in loamy soils * Add 12 ounces of hydrated lime per square yard in clay soils * Add 25 ounces of hydrated lime per square yard in peaty soils Note: Lime is very slow acting so the pH will not change quickly. Lime should be carefully used on lawns, as it can burn the grass at high doseage rates. You can also
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add hardwood ash, bone meal or crushed marble. Crushed oyster shells and gypsum will also help to raise the soil pH. Lowering the soil pH to make it more acidic: Organic Material - Peat or decomposed organic matter is especially good for lowering soil pH. Sulphur - After a soil test, if your soil needs to be made more acidic, sulphur (azufre) may be used to lower the pH. The success of adding sulphur to lawns to reduce a soil pH is a slow process, as sulphur relies on soil bacteria to convert the sulphur into sulphuric acid. To reduce the soil pH by 1.0 point, mix in 1.2 oz of ground rock sulphur (or flowers of sulphur) per square yard (approx 340 grams per 10M2) if the soil is sandy, or 3.6 oz per square yard for all other soils. The sulphur should be thoroughly mixed into the soil before planting, or applied and fork aerated and watered in. Sawdust, composted leaves, wood chips, cottonseed meal, leaf mold, well rotted horse manure and especially peat moss,
will also lower the soil pH. Sulphuric Acid - This process can be speeded up by the additional application on ‘Salfumant’, but as this is neat Sulphuric Acid, should not be undertaken lightly and the concentration carefully monitored. An application of 120 cc Salfumant to 12 litres of water (1% strength) is a good starting point that will not harm existing grass (adjust the strength as necessary). Fertiliser - To gradually compensate for high pH, increase the annual application rate of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium by 25%. Ammonium sulphate - This will also reduce the soils pH, however it is also a strong Nitrogen fertiliser so care needs to be taken. For more information about lawns, grass or if you have any questions about your lawn, we would be pleased to answer any questions free – see us on Google ‘Lawns in Spain’ or http://www.lawnsinspain.com or lawnsinspain@yahoo.com or phone 676 863 778.
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Perfumed plants for balconies, terraces and gardens by
Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors
YES, THE Easter rain did arrive on Thursday as expected. For most of us gardening at times like these is impossible but when it ceases it is a good time to plant up final summer plants, especially those that are perfumed, for scented air has been an essential ingredient of expatriate Mediterranean gardens since the times of Phoenician Greek Roman and Arab immigrants. Fortunately, of course, those living in Apartments can plant up containers on covered balconies and terraces
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regardless of the rain. So let’s look first at the perfumed plants we highlight in the tables of recommended plants we included in our book Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style. Marigold, French marigold – perfume and a good insect inhibitor; Dianthus or carnation-pink, petunias, chrysanthemums – also a useful insect inhibitor; Lady of the Night – which pumps out perfume in the late afternoon and evening; Datura – although poisonous so best not used in apartments or gardens with children; gravoeolens or rose and lemon scented geraniums; lantana montevidensis – the low growing and spreading mauve flowered variety that is not liked by mosquitoes; lavenders; frangipani – easier to keep on sheltered terraces than in many exposed gardens; lilac – a plant well known in ancient Persia; freesias – that were still flowering over Easter; hyancinths – time to take out of window boxes now to dry and store until autumn replantings. Asiatic Lilies – you might still find some bulbs for planting now for summer flowering; San Diego – a splendid plant easy to grow from seed – now found in UK seed catalogues; late planted narcissi have been flowering over Easter although late this year; Pink tinted jasmine polyanthums; solanums; gardenias; primulas; stephanotis and of course roses and culinary herbs such as thyme and rosemary, plus citrus trees - especially perpetual flowering lemons. Plenty to choose from! And indeed when planting up window boxes and other containers for
Clodagh and Dick’s practical gardening books will be found to be useful for both experienced and new gardeners coming to Spain. The useful quartet of books can be obtained from bookshops or by email from the websites of Amazon, Santana Books, Bookworld and The Royal Horticultural Society. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com
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apartment window sills, balconies and terraces a good case could be made for planting only perfumed plants. When it comes to patios and open gardens, the same plants come to mind plus of course flowering trees such as arbutus strawberry trees, justice trees (now in bloom in our garden), magnolias, parkinsonias, bead trees, and the weeping false acacias. Oh and we almost forgot the 15 metre row of sweet peas that is currently in flower as a wind break and shade on our vegetable plot. We collect seeds each year and suspect that after ten years we now have some self-pollinated new varieties among the masses of flowers. So review the potential for more using more perfumed plants for your apartment or villa and plant up during the next two or three weeks to ensure balmy summer evenings and nights and a welcome all day long as people enter your
property. The first plant we had was planted by the builder alongside our entrance gate as a movingin present. It was a jasmine polyanthum and is still growing healthily 25 years later - just needs a ‘short back and sides’ after flowering to stimulate continuous flowering… Clodagh and Dick’s practical gardening books each include plant lists that give Botanical, English and Spanish names to help you select suitable plants and identify those that you inherited. The four books are available from bookshops or conveniently by email from the websites of Santana Books, Amazon, Royal Horticultural Society and Angloinfo.
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The Complete Upholstery Company THE COMPLETE Upholstery Company was established more than 30 years ago in the UK and has been successfully trading here in Spain for the last seven years. Specialising in all types of re-upholstery; be it a single dining chair or to reform a bar or boat, its team of specialist upholsterers have a wealth of experience gained in the UK working for well-known quality companies such as Ercol, Parker Knoll and the Princess Boat Company. This knowledge enables the skilled team to offer more than just upholstery expertise; the cutting of foam is another specialist area and another service offered. Again this can be applied to a single cushion or the re-foaming of a complete suite right through to a full boat refurbishment. A wide range of densities are always in stock and the foam can be cut to match any shape, size or thickness to suit individual requirements. With a wide range of fabrics on offer, another service which is extremely popular with customers is the expert making of loose covers. These can be
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tailor-made for all uses including: sofas, outdoor furniture and scatter cushions. With its enviable network of suppliers, fabrics and foams can be sourced to meet any pricing criteria, and The Complete Upholstery Company will endeavour to meet all budgets. New to the long list of services on offer is a curtain making department, where customers can choose fabrics and styles from the comfort of their own home in a range of contemporary or traditional designs. Of course with everyone keeping an eye on the purse strings and making the most of their current homes, re-upholstering and re-foaming furniture can often be more cost affective than buying new replacement pieces. Owner Steve Clemson says “Many customers have quality furniture they brought in their home countries or pieces that have sentimental value. Therefore having them reupholstered is the first choice.� Across all of its many services The Complete Upholstery Company offers lots of friendly, helpful advice and a free no-obligation, home quotation made possible by having a fully equipped mobile showroom enabling the company to cover the whole Costa Blanca. Those further North are welcome to call into the Busot shop where, in
addition to the above, there is a large card-making and craft department as well as a large range of new and second-hand cane furniture in all styles. For further information call Alex or Steve on 96 569 9305 or 677 825 149. Alternatively visit
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Computing with aunty virus
Brilliant new program Can I John via email asks: I HAVE discovered a brilliant new program to make a slide show of photos come to life, much more interesting than a normal slide show. Its name is Photo Story 3 for Windows but I have a slight problem. When I have finished compiling my story of photos, which is very simple, I then wanted to transfer them to a DVD to be able to see it on a normal DVD player. The problem is that it is in a WMV file format which doesn’t want to play on anything apart from my computer with Windows XP. Is there a simple way of changing the file format, bearing in mind that I am not very good on computers, in order that I can view the slideshow on a DVD player?
with XP) which will allow you to export your finished wmv file to a DV-AVI format. Basically the procedure involves importing the Photo Story wmv video file into Movie Maker and dragging it onto the timeline at the bottom. From the menu choose ‘file’ and ‘save movie file’ and save it to ‘my computer’. Here you can select the ‘other settings’ option and there you will see the DV-AVI format. You may need to play around to get the optimum results but it is fairly straight forward.
Aunty Says: Hello John. I have used Microsoft’s Photo Story and it is very good, but for some strange reason Microsoft neglected to include the obvious feature of saving your slide show as a standard DVD. You can get around this by using Microsoft’s Movie Maker (bundled
Cannot access my files Robert via email asks: AFTER A massive computer crash I had to have a new hard drive fitted which of course required a reinstall of Windows etc. However I cannot now access my backup on my external hard disk. Windows merely states that ‘this folder is empty’ (it has about 48Gb on it!) Please say there is a way to access my files. Any help will be
much appreciated as a scan through your back-dates found nothing.
Aunty Says: Possibly Robert, but it will depend on how the backup was created in the first place. Different backup programs (such as Norton and Nero) use different ways of storing the saved information and normally you will need to
use the very same program to restore your data after an incident. If you have simply copied and pasted your data to the external disk then it should be readable on any computer and it this is how you backed up your data then you may have a damaged USB disk. I know www.enetcomputers.net are very good at data recovery so maybe give them a call.
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Saeed via email asks: I HAVE two questions which I hope you could help me with as you have done in the past. My Laptop with Vista is about 20 months old, do you know if I could upgrade it to Windows 7 for free? And if not, do you think it is worth the money to upgrade? Secondly, I have recently installed Skype 5.3 on my Laptop and tried to call friends’ landlines abroad but they said they could not hear me properly. Aunty Says: Hi Saeed. There was a free upgrade available but I think the offer finished back in 2010 sometime. I would certainly consider an upgrade to Windows 7, but there are a number of important prerequisites that you will need to look into before you take the plunge. Give Phil at www.enetcomputers. net a call as they do a lot of this kind of thing. Your Skype problem I’m not too sure about. I have heard a lot of talk about poor quality telephone exchanges not being able to cope with Skype (and other VOIP systems) which would certainly make sense, but apart from reporting it to this email address pstn-feedback@ skype.net I don’t think there’s much you can do.
Any truth in this Alison via email asks: HI AUNTY. I bought an Acer laptop here in Spain last August but the battery packed up after five months. The shop replaced it but said that I should only use the battery when I need to, i.e. on the move, and to remove it from the laptop when at home. This means that it always has to be plugged in, and is quite slow to start up. Am I being fobbed off, as the Dell laptop I had before lasted nearly seven years with quite heavy use? Aunty Says: There is some truth in what the shop are telling you Alison, as laptop batteries will last a lot longer if they are occasionally fully charged/drained and removed from the laptop when not in use for long periods of time. Five months isn’t at all acceptable for a batteries life, no matter how it has been used. If anything your laptop should be quicker starting up on mains power as your laptop will normally use minimal settings designed to save power when running only on battery.
That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out
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the case of The Beru Factor 001 Road Bike THIS WEEK the Inspector is ready to take on Sir Chris Hoy with The Beru Factor 001 Road Bike. ‘Breaking Rules… Breaking Convention’ is what this bike is all about, according to the manufacturers, British engineering firm and F1 juggernauts Beru F1systems. But what makes this road bike so special? The material for the monocoque frame is a carbon composite, just like that used in an F1 racing car. This makes it incredibly strong, stiff and lightweight. All of the control lines are incorporated into the frame during construction for a clean and efficient profile. The steering mechanism is also unconventional. The traditional single head tube is replaced by the fork blades being continued to join the steering bar independently, producing a stiffer and more efficient design. Next the wheels – are they re-invented? Well, yes – they are not off-the-shelf items but custom built composite designs for real world use, not just the test track or smooth roads. The drivetrain consists of a Di2 electronic gear shift and pedals fitted with torque sensors that provide information on which leg is working hardest; no slipped chains here. All this go is no good without decent stoppers: the braking system is hydraulic with a choice of bespoke carbon or steel calipers
and discs to give excellent feedback and stopping power. And now for the coup de grâce: the built in information system combines the readings from the sensors, with external readings from the integrated GPS antenna and rider’s heart rate monitor to build a real time picture of road conditions, rider effort and performance. This information is displayed on a handlebarmounted touch screen display unit. There is also a detachable data-logger that can be connected to a PC for further analysis. And completing the picture, front and rear LED lights. Nice - perhaps they could be set for different sequences like Christmas lights – must suggest this to the makers. The Inspector´s Verdict: The Beru Factor 001 Bike is a stunningly impressive piece of engineering – bikes have definitely come a long way since the Raleigh Chopper. Not just for the professional athlete, this bike is most surely not intended to be just a lifestyle statement for the super-rich. Now where did I put that Christmas list… The Beru Factor 001 Bike costs around €23,600 at current exchange rates, and do not forget you are definitely going to need to upgrade that Tour De France replica lycra riding outfit. There will also be no riding around in ungainly and car-driveraggravating groups with other commoners.
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Hayfever by
Michael Lord BPharm(hons) MRPharmS UK Pharmacist with 20 years experience
HAYFEVER, OR seasonal allergic rhinitis, afflicts sufferers with a variety of symptoms, such as: • Itchy, runny and / or blocked nose • Itchy, watery, red eyes • Sneezing • Itchy throat • Less commonly; headache, face pain, sweats, loss of smell, asthma symptoms (breathless, wheezing) Hayfever is caused by an allergy to pollen, the commonest coming from grasses and weeds which causes symptoms during spring and summer. Tree pollens can also affect many people, but tend to do so earlier in the year, generally from March till May. If symptoms persist in the winter months then other causes of allergy maybe to blame, such as fungal spores, house dust mites and animal and pet dander from fur. Symptoms are caused by the body’s immune system reacting to pollen, cells in the lining of the nose and on the surface of the eyes release histamine when exposed to an allergen which causes inflammation and irritation. Hayfever affects about 20% of the population and often starts in childhood and re-occurs each year for several years before improving or disappearing completely. People that suffer from hayfever are also often prone to asthma andeczema; these so called ‘atopic’ conditions also tend to run in families. Simple measures to reduce exposure to pollen can help ease symptoms, but avoiding pollen completely is virtually impossible. The following actions may help when the pollen count is high (50+): • Stay indoors as much as possible with the doors and windows closed • Keep car windows and air vents closed, consider fitting pollen filters. • Wear wrap-around sunglasses • Avoid cutting grass and large grassy areas as much as possible • Shower and wash your hair often to remove pollen TREATMENT: Hayfever is treated mainly with anti-histamine
tablets, nasal sprays (anti-histamine or steroid) and eye drops. For optimal control, treatment should begin BEFORE the hayfever season starts and continue until the pollen season ends. Anti-histamine tablets are classified into 1st generation (e.g. Chlorphenamine - PIRITON™) which commonly cause drowsiness and also need to be taken several times a day. 2nd generation anti-histamines (e.g. Loratidine - CLARITYN™ andCetirizine - ZIRTEK™) generally do not cause drowsiness and are only taken once per day. Loratidine is considered the least likely to make you feel sleepy or to interact with alcohol. Both these drugs can occasionally cause dizziness and should be avoided during pregnancy and breastfeeding. These drugs can ease all symptoms of hayfever with the exception of a blocked nose, if this symptom is troublesome the use of a decongestant, such as pseudoephedrine can be tried or alternative antihistamines prescribed; Fexofenadine or Desloratidine. Anti-histamines taken orally tend to act in about 30 minutes, but for faster relief Acrivastine - BENEDRYL™ can be used which offers relief within 15 minutes, but requires frequent doses every eight hours. Steroid nasal sprays (Beclometasone - BECONASE™ and Fluticasone - FLIXONASE™) are very effective at relieving nasal and eye symptoms. They are used once or twice daily in each nostril and can take between fiveand 20 days to provide a full effect. Anti-histamine nasal sprays (e.g. Azelastine - RHINOLAST™) offer fast relief of nasal symptoms, but do not help affected eyes and are generally less effective than steroids. Cromoglycate nasal sprays (RYNACROM™) offer another alternative, but these also need to be used regularly and can take up to 2 weeks to reach full effect. They are more often used in children. Ipratropium bromide nasal sprays (ATROVENT™) are particularly effective in stopping very watery nasal discharges, but have no effect on other nasal or eye symptoms. Eye symptoms can be rapidly relieved by antihistamine eye drops (e.g. Antazoline – OTRIVINE
ANTISTIN™) or alternatively use drops with the antiallergy ingredient Sodium Cromoglycate (CLARITYN™ or OPTREX™ allergy drops) however these need to be used regularly and can take several days to reach full effectiveness. Successful relief of hayfever is often only achieved with the use of several products and may require treatment with anti-histamine tablets, a nasal spray and eye drops combined, starting a few weeks before the season begins. For more information on allergies go to: www.allergyuk.org For all your pharmacy needs, go to: www.pharmacy4less.co.uk The UK’s number 1, legal, regulated and approved, award winning on-line pharmacy with the lowest prices: Delivered to Spain (from only £3.95)
Michael Lord BPharm(hons) MRPharmS UK Pharmacist with 20 years experience. Now at Health & Beauty Abroad, Flamenca Beach Commercial Centre, Orihuela Costa. Tel: 965325116 HealthandBeautyAbroad.com
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P3 Bar has done it! THE YEAR 2011 is going well for P3 Bar and they have reached their target of €500 supporting Paul Cunningham Nurses and Animal Aid. This little bar with a big heart situated in Algorfa Town has got to its first target of €500. Starting with a New to You event and followed by a Race Night they then went on to arrange their now annual Treasure Hunt and finally held another Race Night.Owner’s Darren and Debbie Masters, together with daughter Lyndsey said, “We wanted to support both of these charities
as we know of the good work they both do and it is with many thanks to our very loyal band of customers that we were delighted to help with both charities.” Both charities were delighted to accept their cheques, Susan Reader representing Paul Cunningham Nurses and Linda Lloyd representing Animal Aid. Both agreed it would be good to see more charities working together – a joint event can sometimes mean double the amount of people attending.
Music festival proceeds go to two local charities
John Bellamy, Susan Reader and Lyndsey Masters
Time’s (not) out for Rose Sophisticattzz Charity Variety Night a success! ROSE CELEBRATED her 83rd Birthday on 16th April with her sister and daughter at the ABBAcadabra Night at Time Out in San Javier. She certainly enjoyed herself and danced for most of the evening. Time Out, as an avid supporter of MABS Cancer Support Group, had been selling raffle tickets for a fantastic Easter Hamper. And who better to pick the winner than Rose! The Easter Hamper raffle raised 130€ and, combined with the money raised at a Table Top Sale earlier in the week, this brought Time Out’s grand total to 395€. Janet Bell, Fundraising Co-ordinator for MABS, thanked owners Gary and Sue for helping to raise just under 400€ in a week. For more information on the Cancer Support Group MABS, visit www.mabsmurcia.com or telephone 693 275 779.
DEBBIE, FOUNDER of Sophisticattzz ladies’ club, teamed up with Lyn Adams, fundraiser for the Davila Grewar Family Appeal, formerly the Laura Appeal, to raise some cash for a deserving family who lost their mother, Laura, to cancer last year. José is a long distance lorry driver and works hard to survive and pay his mortgage and care for his children alone. Eldest son Connor needs heart surgery and after care, so on Sunday, 17th April, Sophisticattzz held a Charity Variety Night at La Gruta. 532€ was raised and Debbie would like to thank the following artistes for their FREE time: The Sophisticattzz Dance Troupe; Eddie Winston-Armstrong; MAD 4 U; singing Duo Dave and Michelle;Graeme Mykal from ‘Absolute Magic’; International Variety Drag Artist ‘Shelia Blige’ and Big Mick and Little Vicks outstanding Karaoke and Disco. A big thank you goes to Lewis and Louisa at La Gruta, Val from Cake Magic for donating a fabulous carrot cake which raised 187€ in the raffle and the Portabella Ladies Club for their donation of 50€. To donate or hold a charity event for this worthwhile cause please contact Lyn on 96 507 7014 or 676 650 210 or email lynken01@hotmail.co.uk.
Our mission statement: We help anyone in need, irrespective of race, creed or status… WHERE DOES the time go? And what a battle life can sometimes be! Within the last month, GomaD has visited 35 homes alone in Mazarron town; couples and families needing food, clothes and furniture. We are
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very pleased to now be collaborating with Social Services and have to date received eight referrals; one family has no furniture or kitchen! We have just received a full kitchen from a home on Camposol - what perfect timing. Please continue to remember GO maD when looking for a new home for any of your unwanted furniture or household items/ linen - everything needed for life and a home, you would be amazed at what we are asked for! Men’s shoes/trainers are always desperately needed. We celebrate one year of giving ‘Aid’ in Cañada de Gallego and the surrounding area, where need is ever increasing. We visit every home to assess needs; approximately 60 to date. It is heart wrenching and humbling to see how they live and they came here to improve their quality of life! One young man lives in a goat shed - as we stepped out to take a photo we realised we were walking on sun dried and compressed goat dung! Others live under plastic and some in
By Julie Day A total of 2,112€ has been raised through the “Música sin Fronteras-Rojales 2011” Festival in Rojales, which is being split between the AFA Alzheimer’s charity in Torrevieja and the women’s shelter, also located in Torrevieja. The event was organised by the department of Tourism of Rojales, who also elected the two charities that the proceeds from the festival would be donated to. Bands performing at the festival included Jerez-Texas, Latino Blanco Band and Vicente Borlan Trío.
caravans with ceilings covered in plastic to keep out rain and dust! I commented, “It must be like a sauna in summer.” The young man smiled and said, “Yes.” We are planning a slide-show/ presentation of our Outreach work, with date and details to follow. GomaD is at The Social/Culture Centre on Camposol B, every Monday 3-5pm and Friday 12.30-2pm. Our well stocked shop, 8 Calle Del Carmen (near Guillermo II Restaurant/ Hotel) Mazarron, is open every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday 10am-2pm and Thursday evenings 6pm – 9pm: For all enquires and donations, call 634 321 161. If you are interested to know more about how we help those less fortunate or you wish to become involved in ‘Outreach’ please call 634 357 137. Heartfelt thanks to our wonderful volunteers and supporters helping to ‘Make A Difference’. Facebook: madmazarron or email: madmazarron@live.com
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Boy racer I once played a wonderful game with my Father. As a smoker of hand rolled cigarettes there were always tobacco tins in the left hand draw of his desk, and the empty ones appeared around the house as airtight storage for bits and bobs. Close to the house was a fast moving stream in a very beautiful meadow, and we played a version of Poohsticks there throughout the year. Armed with tobacco tins we crossed the meadow to the stream and raced them down, running to the bridge at the end to see which won. It was competitive and not ecologically sound, but it was fun, simple and exciting for a young boy. I well remember having to watch my tin get caught up in reeds or tangled in streamside plants, and having to resort to poking with sticks to liberate the floating tin as it whirred downstream. There were the neck and neck races and the surprises when tins disappeared. It was good, harmless fun, and a great Father and Son activity. Looking at this day and age, children’s games there is a reveal of a very different generation. Nowadays games are contrived, electrical, pre determined and they do not need invention or imagination. Sophistication has eliminated much of the natural course of play and having fun. Children lack imagination, have more pressure and dexterity installed within and do not know the value of cost free entertainment. Video games are remarkable, and they can inspire and motivate a necessary set of skills that can sincerely help in the game of life that we all inevitably have to play, but is there always a release of natural ability and the need to do things just for fun? My connection with Spirit has always brought me to my senses, and has fuelled my sense of humour, which I treasure and need in my day to day. If you consider that a good percentage of my clients are dead and buried then there comes a wonderful need to connect more with the Earthly pleasures that this wonderful World can bring. Recalling things we did can have a varied reaction.
postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Kenny I am having financial troubles now and may need to close my business. As the struggle with bills continues I am losing my own self control and I cannot see any future after eleven years hard work. Can Spirit help me with my next move? Pat. M. Spirit can and will help, if you have the faith in them it will work all the better. I am sorry to hear that your previously successful business is now encountering problems on a financial level. If you can isolate yourself and take a walk somewhere in the country balance in your mind what you now want to do, and make a clear decision based on your options. Be open and honest with yourself and keep your head up high, the recession is to blame and your current situation is the knock on effect of financial pressures in this World. Do not feel you have failed in anyway, it is time to move on, and above all, Pat, you are moving on from here to open new doors in your life; you are not running away. Keep the dialogue with Spirit on a daily basis, ask for what you deserve and ask that they continue to help you and show you new beginnings. Remember that all payments will be made in time!
We can recoil at that which we did wrong, knowing that we probably did it because it was the best thing at the time. We can laugh at our mistakes, because we genuinely made them but didn’t know that they weren’t the right thing to do until life allowed us to look back at them, and showed us an alternative. To believe in fate and destiny allows us an open and free heart and soul, and the freedom brings us closer to achieving that which we must. Having Spirit on our side is indeed a great comfort. Whatever, we do we know that we can be forgiven and inspired to do our very best for all concerned in the equation. One day I took a small Indian metal tin of my Father’s down to the stream to be floated down, raced, chased , followed and hopefully to win a game. I was just about to gingerly place it at the start when my dear Father noticed what it was and shouted at me, snatching up the box rapidly. This tin was too heavy to float, and I would have lost it. My Father scooped it up, dried it, and it was returned home safe and sound. As Dad asked me frankly one day what I would like to keep as a little memory of him after he had gone, without hesitation I replied that I would keep the tin. The small metal tin was what he used for drawing pins, paper clips, and rubber bands and buttons. To me it was a lesson learned and a good memory of the happy times that we spent together. It also reminded me of my mistakes and the fact that I almost lost something that I still treasure. Fifty years on and that Indian metal tin now sits on my desk. It holds my old buttons, paper clips and a couple of lucky cents, just the way that it always did, and it is here and now on my desk as I write. Like all mementos it timelessly helps me to remember something very wonderful from my distant past, something I hope that my memory never takes away from me, for it is worth more than gold to have a simple past happiness recreated for eternity.
Love & Light... Kenny Corris
Kenny’s diary Monday May 2nd and Wednesday May 4th: Readings at Bistro Maya, Albir from 16.30. Call: 966 868 213 for bookings and further info. Saturday May 7th: Readings at La Fustera: Calpe/ Moraira. Contact Penny Smith on 687 926 021 or 96 574 9182. Sunday May 22nd: How to Ascend in 2012. Day workshop to examine World events, and how to use spiritual energy to face the great and wonderful changes we are expecting! Held in Finestrat from 10.30 to 17.30. Thursday June 2nd: Service for the ASF at The Forum Alfaz del Pi at 18.30. All welcome to a demonstration of clairvoyance.
contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Email: kennycorris@hotmail.com Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!
horoscopes by Kenny Corris With much Arian activity on the cards for the next few weeks it seems as if you are finally being given the green light on a project best left within your control. There is much to do and you are not only in the right frame of mind, but inspiring those who will work well with you to do their level best. Timing is of the importance, and finance will follow if you continue to play your cards right. Venus, your romantic planetary leader really does play at the Goddess of Love as you are open and ready to take an affair of the heart that bit further. The opposition to Saturn on Saturday will be the Zenith of an inspirational love that teaches both of you a lesson of compatibility, strength and the continuity of the pathway of Love opening up between you. Love with a good heart. The current conjunction with Jupiter and Mars gives you the ideal time to set the record straight. Someone has got the wrong end of the stick, but this action has hurt you deeply and forced you to put on hold something that should be taking place. Calm peaceful action now will serve to show you that there will be a better time and a better way of putting it all right, very soon. Those psychic powers you try to hide come to the forefront this week when you need to have an end to current conflicts. It is absolutely essential that you do not lose your temper, because that is what is expected. Stall and retreat into that shell, or scuttle away for an escape somewhere where you can chill out and plan better your method of retraction, and the start of something new. With an agenda that does not allow for any error you now have some serious rethinking to do to remain centre stage in what is fastly becoming a burden to you. With all the will in the World, and the very best set of intentions there is a need to take your bow and then bow out. You didn’t sign up for this and it is high time that those around you take their responsibility on the chin. Stubborn energy and pride will see you through and out to the other side. You never do things by halves, and your conscious is telling you to take a deeper interest in matters that concern you. Just letting things happen and then making the most of it won’t show others what you are truly capable of, and you may just surprise yourself at your forward thinking and subsequent achievement. Venus squares on Pluto and then opposes Saturn showing a powerful solution and bringing the positive energy straight to your door. Your balance will ensure survival, but check your inner energies and they are somewhat depleted. See this week as a time to re charge and to take some quality time for yourself. It’s not selfish it is self preserving and there are some challenging times ahead. Known to be the hardest working sign of the horoscope this week sees Jupiter in abeyance and Pluto underlining all that you do. This rather seems that things are going to go your way, at long last, and signify a breakthrough in something you are involved in, whether you like it or not. As things turn to your advantage and a loophole appears seize the opportunity and show them what you are made of. Jupiter dallies with Mars whilst they both are in calm control of Aries. It would seem that something is doomed before it starts. However look for the silver lining, because there is one, and its camouflage is what recent conflict has been all about. A necessary airing of your own personal feelings is due, and whilst people should enjoy seeing what you do best, watch out, there is always one, so they say. A time to consolidate finances and cut costs above all as Pluto sends out a warning that is best not to be ignored. Plutonian energy allows us to see things from different directions, and this dark Planet can and will cause chaos, innocently appearing not to know why. Ask the questions you are so afraid to ask, and put pressure on all who appear to be there to help, but are hard to get hold of. Should be a good week for you, but as pressure of work continues to greatly influence your life and inspire you onwards, a healthy balance of rest and play are on the cards too. You need some personal time and the chance to catch up with the friends you have somewhat left behind in your punishing schedule. Changes lately have allowed you to see a way through, so start now. Neptune always comes to your rescue, and now that you’re going alone on something it is good that somebody watches your back. New ideas and projects may have been temporarily shelved, but you yourself are itching to return to the old routines that you do so well with. Reward yourself with some patience because it won’t be long now, and better times are ahead.
If it’s your birthday this week... Ring the changes and start to take more responsibility for your own welfare. You have put others first, and that’s great, but now you have some catching up with your inner self to ensure the past is never repeated.
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Word Ladders The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.
Cryptic Crossword
Sudoku Across
free (6,1,6)
Down 1. Union that will disfigure one in a fit of violent anger (8) 2. Not open to forfeit between 100 and 500 (6) 3. Where agriculture is carried on in distant Minehead (4) 4. Marvellous enough to knock one out? (8) 5. Even whales must learn it would seem (6) 6. Water from here can’t be bad (4) 11. Lied about actual conveyance (8) 13. Lacking loose coins, things will have to stay as they are (2,6) 15. To fret is a state of conflict (6) 17. Off course, like a shallow vessel (6) 19. Not all an actor can take? (4) 21. It’s delightful by the sea in France (4)
Across
Down
7. Fail to understand
1. Wide view (8)
(4,7,2)
2. Works for (6)
7. It enables one to proceed along certain lines (7,6) 8. Urge the fellow to become a journalist (8) 9. Artist’s medium to reduce friction (4) 10. Frank has the ability and accomplished (6) 12. Where a ship would be all at sea, so to speak? (6) 14. From the shelves select a receptacle (6) 16. Sort of look a cricketer may give? (6) 18. Almost reject an incitement (4) 20. After strange event Ian becomes inhabitant of Italian city (8) 22. Submit an accusation but would rather not have it
Wordwheel
Quick Crossword
3. Indigent (4)
8. Chat (8)
4. Stealing (8)
9. Unusual (4) 10. Redemption (6) 12. Use (6)
5. Open (6) 6. Morose (4) 11. Bravely (8)
14. Infertile (6)
13. Miss (8)
16. Bawled (6)
15. Deny (6)
18. Unhearing (4)
17. Shed (4-2)
20. Insecure (8)
19. Cupid (4)
22. Strengthening (13)
21. Team (4)
You can play these wordwheels by whatever rules you like. But there is at least one nine letter word hidden in each wordwheel (and thus using every letter in the wordwheel). For many players the fun element and biggest challenge of the wordwheel is to find a nine letter word. Other than that, the rules are up to you - but generally you should restrict yourself to only finding words that contain the central letter, as otherwise you will find huge numbers of words in many puzzles!
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‘Kings, Queen & Diamonds’ tour hits Costa Blanca in May
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EIL DIAMOND fans will be delighted that Jukebox Promotions are to introduce a special feature of the great songwriter and singers’ music for their next charity tour in aid of HAH Costa Blanca and PUMA22. This unique tour features Charles Prince, Fiona McLean and Peter Day as they focus on a great selection of Kings & Queens of pop music from the 60s to 80s. Stars such as Barbara Streisand, Celine Dion, Dusty, Patsy Cline, Cliff Richard, Elvis, Buddy and Freddy Mercury will be amongst those illustrated, with a Neil Diamond set as its special theme. Peter Day, from Jukebox Promotions and support act Jukebox Legends says, “As we move into the summer period, we have arranged for some great tours on the Costa Blanca each month. This show has already captured the imagination of the public.” The three-hour show will feature at five venues and tickets will be only 7.50€ each. “We believe our shows offer great value for money and the best talent, as they always feature either original artists or top tributes and themes. This one is no different and we hope people will come along and enjoy the evening and at the same time help raise much needed money for HAH,” says Peter. TOUR DATES: Monday 23rd May Tuesday 24th May Thursday 26th May Friday 27th May Tuesday 31st May
La Marina Sports Complex Olympia Rocajuna The Club Asturias
San Fulgencio Mil Palmeras Punta Prima Quesada Punta Prima (N332)
EN EV TER ER TA Y W IN EE MEN KE T ND
All shows start at 8.30pm and tickets are available at the venue of your choice. Two FREE tickets promotion on bookings of 10 or more! There is also a ticket help line: 695 135 134 Pre-show meals are available at each venue and all net proceeds go to HAH & PUMA22 www.jukeboxlegends.com - 0034 695 135 134 - email: info@jukeboxlegends.com
Ricky Martin tickets now on sale By Julie Day GLOBAL PHENOMENON and worldwide ambassador of Latin music Ricky Martin is currently on a World tour and will visit Spain for a series of concerts in four major cities in June. Famed for massive hits such as ‘Living la Vida Loca’ and ‘She Bangs’, Ricky will delight audiences with a varied repertoire of his early songs that took him to world domination of Latin music together with some of his more recent songs such as those featured on his new album, Música + Alma + Sexo, also the name of his tour. During his career, which has spanned two decades, Ricky Martin has sold over 60 million records and made 12 studio albums. He has also won a Grammy, as well as multiple Latin Grammies, and is probably the most influential and famous Latin singer in the World. Ricky Martin will perform in Málaga, Murcia, Madrid and Barcelona on the 24th, 25th, 28th and 29th June. Tickets are priced from 33.50€ depending on the venue, with VIP packages, which cost more, available. Tickets can be purchased from El Corte Inglés or from Ticketmaster at www.ticktackticket.com
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RTN supports Spain’s best Jazz Festival Vibes From The Costas by
Tony Poole
from www.vibesfromthecostas. blogspot.com
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HE RTN is once again proud to be assiocated with one of the most prestigious jazz festivals in Spain, the XIV San Javier International Jazz Festival. Over the coming weeks, right here, we will keep you up to date with all the lastest festival news, bringing you concert previews and competitions to win tickets to see the greatest show on the Costas this summer. This year’s 14th edition will be dedicated to the memory of guitarist Gary Moore and singer Solomon Burke. A main headliner plus eleven double-headed concerts will be staged at the 2000 seater open-air auditorium of the Park Almansa in San Javier between 25th June and 30th July, the festival will continue its legacy to present the best musicians in jazz, rock and blues on the national and international music scene. The highlight of this year’s festival sees the first ever concert in Spain of supergroup Chicago, one of the longest running and most successful pop-rock and roll groups; the return of the legendary pianist Ramsey Lewis with his Electric Band, along with a new jazz-funk project, ‘The Sun Goddess Tour’, the genre he helped pioneer in 70s; the return
of Eric Burdon & The Animals; two of the most prestigious big bands in the world, the Jazz At Lincoln Center Orchestra with Wynton Marsalis and the Clayton-Hamilton Jazz Orchestra featuring John Pizzarelli. Other international jazz greats performing will be Jamaican pianist Monty Alexander; American guitarists John Scofield and Lee Ritenour (feat. Dave Grusin); Japanese pianist Hiromi with her new trio project featuring Anthony Jackson and Simon Phillips, the trio of Danish pianist Niels Lan Doky, and new star of the accordion, Frenchman Ludovic Beier with his New Montmartre Quartet. Included in the extensive festival programme, the Spanish and European jazz artistes will be represented by Cadiz pianist Sergio Monroy; the trio of Mallorca guitarist Biel Ballester together with special guest, French violinist Costel Nitescu; the trio of Catalan pianist Albert Bover with singer Carla Cook; and also the quartet of Catalan pianist Catalan Jaume Vilaseca with Indian sitar player Ravi Chary. Other prominent figures are American jazz singer René Marie; the grand dame of the bossa nova, Leny Andrade & the Sambop Band;
Chicago
Programme: XIV San Javier International Jazz Festival 2011 THE FESTIVAL is to take place 25th June – 30th July at the Almansa Park Auditorium.
and the French pop-jazz ensemble Pink Turtle. Blues and rock will feature in great prominence, as one would expect in an edition dedicated to Gary Moore. In addition to the aforementioned Chicago and Eric Burdon, there will be concerts by Elvin Bishop, Lucky Peterson, Albert Lee & Hoogans’s Heroes, veteran British singer Chris Farlowe with the Norman Beaker Band, and the the prestigious San Francisco bluesman, Joe Louis Walker. The festival continues to aim at diverse musical tastes with affordable ticket prices. Tickets go on sale on May 16th. A 10-night season pass is also available. Concerts will be broadcast in the autumn on Televisión Española, Radio 3 and 7 Región de Murcia. For info about the programme visit www.jazz.sanjavier.es and for Facebook users, visit ‘XIV ed. San Javier International Jazz Festival 2011 (Spain)’.
Saturday June 25th Biel Ballester Trio + Costel Nitescu Albert Lee & Hogan’s Heroes 12€ Friday July 1st` Sergio Monro Lee Ritenour Band (ft. Dave Grusin) 12€ Saturday July 2nd Lenny Andrade & Sambop Band Monty Alexander Trio 12€ Wednesday July 6th Ludovic Beier New Montmartre Quartet Ramsey Lewis & His Electric Band ‘The Sun Goddess Tour’ 12€ Friday July 8th 25€ Carla Cook & Albert Bover Trio Wynton Marsalis & The Lincoln Center Jazz Or20€ pass chestra Saturday July 9th Jaume Vilaseca Quartet & Ravi Chary Elvin Bishop 12€ Tuesday July 12th 36€ Chicago Friday July 15th Rene Marie Joe Louis Walker 12€ Saturday July 16th Niels Lan Doky Trio The Clayton-Hamilton Jazz Orchestra with John Pizzarelli 18€ Friday July 22nd John Scofield Quartet (ft. Mulgrew Miller, Bill Stewart and Scott Colley) Eric Burdon & The Animals 25€ Saturday July 23rd Hiromi: The Trio Project (ft. Anthony Jackson & Simon Phillips) Lucky Peterson 15€ Sunday July 30th Pink Turtle Chris Farlow & The Norman Beaker Band 12€ A festival pass is available for 100€ which allows admission to 10 concerts. Chicago is not included. The ticket price for Wynton Marsalis & The Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra is reduced from 25€ to 20€. www.jazz.sanjavier.es
More festival and concert information at www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com Email news and views to vibes@roundtownnews.com Keep the ViBES ALiVE!
Jaipur Palace By Cliff Roberts NOT ONLY is The Sheriff a very fussy eater he is also very indecisive when ordering food in a restaurant so at last we have a solution, The Jaipur Palace Indian Restaurant in Urb, La Herrada near Los Montesinos are doing a buffet. I was invited to Jaipur Palace last week to sample the buffet: isn’t it brilliant when you can sample a wee bit of this and a wee bit of that - then if you find it is not to your taste you can go back for more. As you know Indian food is my favourite and I am hard to please so a buffet is the perfect solution. I sampled various Lamb dishes (not being a lover of chicken) a few milder dishes and some vegetable dishes all of which tasted lovely and yes I would return and yes I will recommend you give them a try. Jaipur Palace is open every day of the year from 12:30pm – 3pm and 5:30pm -11pm.
SPECIAL BUFFETS Special Lunch Buffet served 1pm – 3pm: Adults 7.95€ and children under twelve 5.95€. An evening Buffet is served from 6pm – 11pm, Sunday to Thursday: Adults 9.95€ and children under twelve 6.95€: Friday and Saturdays Adults 11.95€ and children under twelve 8.95€. Jaipur Palace also has Punjabi Dancing every Saturday night. The owners of Jaipur Palace have had Indian restaurants here in Spain for many years, now including the incredible Alhambra Palace and The original Jaipur Palace in Murcia. The Jaipur Palace in Urb La Herrada is easy to find: as you enter Los Montesinos from Torrevieja/Quesada turn right at the roundabout and carry on up the hill until you reach the commercial centre. The restaurant is located behind the supermarket. To contact them telephone 966 720 519 or 633 189 736: Email jaipurpalacedos@yahoo.es.
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It’s all about the music we love, you love Place your requests Studio Number 672 865 825 or email realradiofm@gmail.com & listen live at www.realradiofm.net You can also place requests via www.torreviejaforums.com Also available via Channel 6 Simulsat T.V. System
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Discover the Costa Blanca
Cuenca
From the tidy village of Tragacete flows the river Jucar. At this point it is barely a silver ribbon, which meanders through the green, fertile lands of the “Serriana” de Cuenca” . A few miles later as it passes through the massive gorges surrounding the city of Cuenca it has taken on the deep green colour which is associated with this river and grown to fill the gorge. The Serriana of Cuenca is an area of great natural beauty. Gorges of varying colours from grey to a deep reddish brown colour, tower over rivers surrounded by a large variety of tree, shrubs and bushes. Particularly in the month of May, there is a symphony of colour provided by bright red poppies swaying gently in the wind amongst the green and gold of the wheat, corn and barley crops. Flocks of thin, wiry sheep and goats follow the leathery skinned shepherd across dusty trails in search of food. Overhead, vultures, eagles and buzzards circle in the heavens. Sometimes a timid deer will break for cover at the sound
of approaching humans. Numerous spring flowers break through the ground which is shaded by the fresh smelling pine trees. You could almost imagine that you had been transported to heaven. But no! This is merely a “David’s Coachtrips ” excursion to one of the most precious parts of Spain. The heavenly illusion is shattered when you ever patient “Coachtrips” courier drags you away from all this beauty to make you eat again. If you have been on this excursion, then you will know that you never stop eating and drinking for three days. How you find time for all this eating and drinking is a sort of minor miracle because you also have to find time to travel to places like the Torcas (a group of multicoloured lakes surrounded by pine trees), the Window of the devil. (a sort of stone hut with big windows which nature has carved out) From here the view down the gorge is stunning.
Next, The Enchanted City.(If you didn’t think nature was a sculptor, this will change you mind). Bears, elephants, crocodiles, convents, tornados and much more, will leap out at you from the multi shaped rocks. Here and there your “Coachtrips” courier, now beginning to look like an angel (too much wine) conjures up more food and more drink in the most unexpected places and the most unexpected times. Tiny villages, turquoise coloured reservoirs, rivers, gorges forests and mountains sweep endlessly past us as our skilful driver flows easily through the gears. We see the river Cuervo spurt out of a rock in the first throes of its journey through the Cuenca countryside. We walk through an ancient walled village. No need to ask questions. Because our “angelic” “Coachtrips” courier has change roles and has now taken on the air of a university professor, explaining every house, wall, church and feature of
the village. Is there any limit to her talents? We are not finished yet though. The rustic country hotel which we are using blends perfectly into the background of this ancient village. The warm welcoming hotel staff will soon have us enjoying ourselves and would you believe, eating and drinking. Meanwhile our super talented “Coachtrips” guide has now become “entertainments manager”. What else are we going to do. Well there is still the city of Cuenca with its internationally famous “hanging houses”, an impressive cathedral, a bridge spanning the gorge and one of the most prestigious Paradors in Spain. If you would like to do all this for only 139€ full board incl. wine and water, then all you have to do is call David’s Coachtrips SL on 966 785 910. Full details on www.coachtripsonline.com Original May dates sold out. New dates available. 3 days 16-18 May.
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Galaxy Innovations, the new face of digital television in Europe and Spain In no time, Galaxy Innovations is impacting the market of our country with its high quality self-manufactured products for digital and satellite television. Galaxy Innovations is an innovative company dedicated to research, innovation, design and international distribution of equipment and components for digital television. The vast experience helps to satisfy the needs and expectations of the European users where Galaxy Innovations retains its activity, offers quality products, usability and performance to satisfy such a highly demanding market. They have three warehouses in the most important areas in Spain, that allow them a large enough space to store, manage and distribute products with great agility. Galaxy Innovations policy is to continue building a network of distributors around the country, keeping a strict control in compliance with European legislation on the rights and protection of their customer’s. All the Gi products comply with all European laws (ROHs, energy efficiency, etc…) and
come with a 2 year guarantee. Another feature to note is the high level of aftermarket care. All departments and technical development are in contact continuously to provide the best service and provide the quickest solutions to all their business partners. Galaxy Innovations has its own brand and offers a complete range of products for Digital Television, “...we also have the support of leading manufacturers worldwide with great influence in the sector. An example would be the satellite dishes provided by the well known European manufacturer “Famaval”.” states the manager of Galaxy Innovations. Its catalog offers a wide variety of products designed for digital television. Satellite dishes ranging from 45cm up to 3.10m in addition with a full range of digital receivers that are fully adapted for the English market. Their range of receivers vary from basic SD receivers that include; USB 2.0 port, PVR (personal video recorder), smart card reader,
Digital satellite receiver HD-VUDUO
to the latest technology in Full HD receivers including; Linux, Twin Tuner, 10/100 Mbps Ethernet port, Mediplayer, SATA connection for external HDD, VFD Display, compatible with plug-ins (Youtube, Picassa, etc…). They also supply products including multiswitches, LNB’s and all sorts of installation accessories. The dynamic, professional and proactive staff, in the technical department as in other
departments is fully qualified and treats each customer on a personal level. All this makes Galaxy Innovations a highly competitive, dynamic and reliable company. For further information contact us on 966 661 654 or 965 449 777, e-mail: info@galaxy-innovations.es or www.galaxy-innovations.es or visit us at Ptda. Matola, Pol. 1, nave 145, 03207 Elche (Alicante)
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07:00 Breakfast 09:00 The Royal Wedding 14:40 BBC News 15:00 Regional News 15:10 The Royal Wedding 17:00 BBC News; Regional News 17:05 Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death 17:35 Shrek 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 The Royal Wedding 23:00 BBC News 23:20 Regional News 23:30 The Graham Norton Show 24:15 National Lottery Friday Night Draws 24:25 The One Show
07:00 The Pink Panther Show
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 The Royal
07:20 Animal Park 08:05 A Conversation with Gregory Peck 09:30 Spellbound
Wedding 17:05 Nanny McPhee 18:55 ITV News
11:20 Duel in the Sun 13:25 Live Snooker
20:00 Emmerdale
19:00 Eggheads
20:30 Coronation Street
19:30 Great British Menu
21:00 Baboons with Bill
20:00 Live Snooker
Bailey
22:00 Monty Don’s
21:30 Coronation Street
Italian Gardens 23:00 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated 23:30 Newsnight
22:00 Paul O’Grady Live 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:50 Granada News
24:00 The Review Show 24:50 Later... with Jools Holland
23:55 The Cube 24:55 Take Me Out
07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Wife Swap USA 10:55 Relocation, Relocation 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Make Do & Mend 13:35 The TV Book Club 14:05 3 Minute Wonder 14:10 The Bridges at Toko-Ri 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Come Dine with Me 22:00 The Million Pound Drop Live 23:25 My Big Fat Royal Gypsy Wedding 24:25 10 O’Clock Live
07:00 Childrens TV 09:10 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Santa Fe 13:50 CSI: NY 14:45 5 News Lunchtime 15:00 Home and Away 15:30 Neighbours 16:00 5 News 16:15 William & Kate 18:00 5 News 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV: Royal Wedding Special 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Law & Order 23:55 The Walking Dead 24:55 Cops in Crisis
08:00 Oops TV 10:00 Lion Man 11:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 12:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 13:00 The Simpsons 13:30 Raising Hope 14:00 Modern Family 14:30 The Middle 15:00 Futurama 16:00 Futurama 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 Oops TV 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Glenn Martin, DDS 19:30 The Simpsons 20:30 The Middle 21:00 The Simpsons 21:30 Modern Family 22:00 Raising Hope 22:30 A League of Their Own 23:30 Spartacus: Gods of the Arena
Shrek BBC1 17.35
08:30 WATTS 08:45 Horse Racing Time 09:15 Snooker 11:00 Live Snooker 13:30 Live Cycling 15:30 Live Snooker 18:30 Eurogoals Flash 18:45 Live Figure Skating 20:15 Live Snooker 23:00 Video Gaming 23:30 Futsal 24:30 Extreme Sports: Freeride Spirit 24:45 Snooker
07:00 Four Weddings 08:00 Four Weddings 09:00 Four Weddings 10:00 Four Weddings 11:00 The Royal Wedding 12:00 The Wedding Service 13:00 The Procession 14:00 Royal Wedding Day with Eamonn Holmes 14:30 Royal Wedding Day with Eamonn Holmes 15:00 Four Weddings 16:00 Four Weddings 17:00 Four Weddings 18:00 Four Weddings 19:00 Four Weddings 20:00 How to Nab a Prince 21:00 How to Marry a Prince 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 Criminal Minds
tv Saturday 07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Great British Menu 13:00 BBC News; Regional News 13:15 Football Focus 14:00 Live Snooker 17:30 Final Score 18:10 BBC News; Regional News 18:25 Don’t Scare the Hare 19:00 Doctor Who 19:45 So You Think You Can Dance Live 21:00 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 21:50 So You Think You Can Dance 22:20 Casualty 23:10 BBC News 23:30 Match of the Day 24:45 The Football League Show
07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Prank Patrol Down Under 10:00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 10:30 Serious Explorers 11:00 Relic: Guardians of the Museum 11:30 League of Super Evil 11:40 Wolverine and the X-Men 12:05 Mortified 12:30 Newsround 12:45 MOTD Kickabout 13:00 Coast 13:15 Citizen Kane 15:15 The Magnificent Ambersons 16:45 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:30 Live Snooker 18:30 Flog It! 19:30 Dad’s Army 20:00 Live Snooker 22:30 Have I Got a Bit More Old News For You 23:15 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated 23:45 Nurse Jackie 24:15 Later... with Jools Holland
07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 10:25 Coronation Street 13:10 This Morning: Saturday 14:10 ITV News 14:15 Monk 15:15 You’ve Been Framed! Funniest 100 16:15 Live and Let Die 18:30 Granada News 18:45 ITV News 19:00 People Do the Funniest Things 20:00 Sing if You Can 21:00 Britain’s Got Talent 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News 23:15 Dirty Harry
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29 APRIL - 5 MAY 2011
07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 British Formula 3 International Series 08:30 The Grid 08:55 The Morning Line 09:55 Friends 10:25 Koko Pop 11:00 Friends 11:30 Glee 12:30 Great British Hairdresser 13:30 Big Bang Theory 14:25 That Paralympic Show 14:55 Channel 4 Racing 16:55 Come Dine with Me Down Under 18:00 Come Dine with Me Down Under 19:00 Come Dine with Me Down Under 19:30 Channel 4 News 19:55 4thought.tv 20:00 River Cottage Best Bites 21:00 Kate and William: Romance and the Royals 22:00 Million Pound Drop Live 23:20 Stand Up for the Week 24:05 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Little Princess 09:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:30 Play! 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Olivia 10:15 Mr Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Chinese Food in Minutes 11:10 The Gadget Show 12:10 Ice Road Truckers 13:05 King of Kings 16:10 Ben-Hur 20:15 5 News Weekend 20:20 NCIS 21:15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 22:10 CSI: Miami 23:10 CSI: NY 24:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
08:00 Lion Man 09:00 Gladiators 10:00 WWE: Superstars 11:00 Soccer AM 13:00 A Different Breed 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 WWE: Smackdown 17:00 Oops TV 18:00 Futurama 19:00 Futurama 20:00 The Simpsons 21:00 Stargate Universe 22:00 The Naked Gun 21/2: the Smell of Fear 23:40 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 24:40 Road Wars
08:30 Extreme Sports: Freeride Spirit 08:45 Tennis 09:15 Figure Skating 10:30 Snooker 11:00 Live Snooker 14:00 Live Figure Skating 15:30 Live Snooker 18:30 Live Figure Skating 20:00 Live Snooker 23:00 Cycling 24:00 Fight Club
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07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 Criminal Minds 11:00 America’s Next Top Model 13:00 Biggest Loser 15:00 How to Marry a Prince 16:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 17:00 Drop Dead Diva 19:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Chuck 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 Criminal Minds 24:00 Criminal Minds
tv Sunday
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29 APRIL - 5 MAY 42011 Feb 26 - March 2010
24:15 Surgery School
07:00 Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 That Paralympic Show 08:25 Freesports on 4 08:45 Album Chart Show Special 09:25 Friends 09:55 Hollyoaks 12:25 Being N-Dubz in America and Beyond 13:00 Glee 14:00 The Simpsons 14:30 The Simpsons 15:00 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Jamie at Home 17:30 Deal or No Deal 18:30 Time Team 19:30 Channel 4 News 19:55 4thought.tv 20:00 Come Dine with Me 21:00 The Hotel 22:00 The Bank Job 24:10 The Football Factory
07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:15 Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures 09:25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Olivia 10:15 Mr Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 K-9 11:35 OK! TV Sunday 12:30 Extraordinary Dogs 13:00 The Hotel Inspector 14:05 Lawrence of Arabia 18:10 5 News Weekend 18:15 The Golden Voyage of Sinbad 20:20 Godzilla 23:00 The Walking Dead 24:05 Misery
07:00 Hour of Power 08:00 Lion Man 09:00 A Different Breed 10:00 Oops TV 11:00 WWE: Superstars 12:00 WWE: Experience 13:00 UK Border Force 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 Real Filth Fighters 15:30 Real Filth Fighters 16:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 16:30 Emergency Animal Rescue 17:00 Bite Size Brainiac 17:10 Road Wars 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 The Simpsons 19:00 A League of Their Own 20:00 The Middle 20:30 Modern Family 21:00 Raising Hope 21:30 The Simpsons 22:00 Hawaii Five-0 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:00 House
07:00 Childrens TV 10:05 Koala Brothers 10:15 Guess with Jess 10:30 Big & Small 10:45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:50 Grandpa in My Pocket 11:05 Mightymites 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:45 Waybuloo 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 Pink Panther Show 13:00 Daily Politics 13:30 GMT with George Alagiah 14:00 Animal Park 15:00 Live Snooker 18:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Live Snooker 24:00 Party Election Broadcast 24:05 The Boys from Brazil
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Dinner Date 11:25 This Morning 12:30 60 Minute Makeover 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 Inspector Morse 17:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:10 Party Election Broadcast 19:15 ITV News 19:25 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 19:30 You’ve Been Framed! 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Dales 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Case Sensitive 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:15 Basic Instinct
07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Frasier 09:35 Friends 10:05 Wife Swap USA 11:00 Relocation, Relocation 12:00 A Place by the Sea 13:05 Make Do & Mend 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:50 Return of the Magnificent Seven 15:40 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:05 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 20:10 The Unofficial: Royal Wedding 21:00 Dambusters: Building the Bouncing Bomb 23:00 Under Siege 2
07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 CSI: NY 13:00 CSI: NY 13:55 Extraordinary Dogs 14:25 5 News Lunchtime 14:30 Home and Away 15:00 Neighbours 15:30 Ice Station Zebra 18:15 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 Extraordinary Dogs 19:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 20:00 Police Interceptors 21:00 The Gadget Show 22:00 Hotel Inspector 23:00 The Sweetest Thing 24:45 Barely Legal
09:00 Oops TV 10:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 11:00 Emergency Animal Rescue 12:00 Oops TV 13:00 UK Border Force 14:00 Futurama 15:00 Futurama 16:00 My Pet Shame 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 Oops TV 18:30 Futurama 19:00 A League of Their Own 19:30 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Stargate Universe 22:00 A League of Their Own 23:00 Spartacus: Blood and Sand
07:00 Childrens TV 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 Pink Panther Show 13:00 Daily Politics 13:30 GMT with George Alagiah 13:55 Diagnosis Murder 14:40 Restoration Roadshow 15:10 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:55 Flog It! 16:40 Helicopter Heroes 17:25 Pointless 18:10 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 18:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Coast 21:00 Britain’s Next Big Thing 22:00 The Quite Remarkable David Coleman 23:00 Later Live... with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Party Election Broadcast 24:25 The Secrets of Scott’s Hut
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:25 Party Election Broadcast 19:30 ITV News 19:50 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Military Driving School 21:00 Countrywise 22:00 Case Sensitive 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
07:15 The Hoobs 08:05 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Wife Swap USA 10:55 Relocation, Relocation 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Make Do & Mend 13:35 The TV Book Club 14:05 Jamie at Home 14:35 The Bounty Hunter 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:50 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 Secret Millionaire 23:00 Campus 24:05 Misfits
07:00 Childrens TV 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 13:05 Meals in Moments 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 Confessions of a Young Bride 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:25 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:30 Highland Emergency 21:00 Revealed 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 CSI: Miami 23:55 CSI: NY
07:00 Breakfast 08:45 Match of the Day 10:00 Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Big Questions 12:00 Country Tracks 13:00 The Politics Show 14:00 EastEnders 15:55 Bargain Hunt 16:25 Escape to the Country 17:25 Life of Riley 17:55 Points of View 18:10 Songs of Praise 18:45 BBC News; Regional News 19:15 Land Girls 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 Exile 23:00 BBC News; Regional News 23:25 Match of the Day 2 24:45 The Sky at Night
07:00 Pinky Dinky Doo 07:10 Chuggington 07:20 Garth and Bev 07:30 Octonauts 07:45 Charlie and Lola 08:00 One Minute Wonders 08:30 Arthur 08:55 Leon 09:00 Fee Fi Fo Yum 09:30 Gimme a Break 10:00 Dennis & Gnasher 10:10 Bear Behaving Badly 10:30 Me and My Monsters 11:00 Something for the Weekend 12:30 MasterChef 13:30 Live MotoGP 15:00 Live Snooker 19:00 Davis v Taylor: The ‘85 Black Ball Final 20:00 Live Snooker 24:00 Shine
07:00 Mini CITV
07:00 Breakfast 10:00 Animal 24:7 10:45 Homes Under the Hammer 11:45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:30 Cash in the Attic 13:30 Bargain Hunt 14:15 BBC News 14:40 Escape to the Country 15:40 Antz 17:00 Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 17:30 National Treasure 19:30 BBC News 19:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the No Campaign 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Bang Goes the Theory 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 QI 22:00 Exile 23:00 BBC News 23:15 Party Election Broadcast 23:20 A Question of Sport 23:50 Late Kick Off 24:20 Graham Norton Show
07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Dead Gorgeous 17:30 Blue Peter 17:55 Shaun the Sheep 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:55 Referendum Broadcast on Behalf of the Yes Campaign 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Exile 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Party Election Broadcast 23:40 See You in Court
08:25 CITV 10:25 May the Best House Win 11:25 Sing if You Can 12:30 This Morning: Sunday 13:30 Dinner Date 14:30 ITV News 14:40 Columbo 16:10 Britain’s Got Talent 17:10 Evan Almighty 19:00 Granada News 19:10 ITV News 19:30 The Cube 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Vera 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:15 Perspectives
tv Monday
tv Tuesday
08:30 World Series by Renault 09:00 Cycling 10:00 Figure Skating 11:30 Snooker 12:45 Live World Series by Renault 14:00 Live Cycling 15:00 Live Snooker 18:00 Futsal 19:15 Motorsports Weekend 19:25 Snooker 20:00 Live Snooker 23:00 Figure Skating 24:30 Cycling
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 Four Weddings 11:00 Drop Dead Diva 12:00 Drop Dead Diva 13:00 Four Weddings US 14:00 Four Weddings US 15:00 Four Weddings US 16:00 Passport Patrol 17:00 Nothing to Declare 17:30 Nothing to Declare 18:00 Nothing to Declare 18:30 Nothing to Declare 19:00 Four Weddings 20:00 How to Marry a Prince 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Katie 23:00 The Hunks 24:00 Grey’s Anatomy
Vera ITV1 21.00
08:30 Motorsports Weekend 08:45 Snooker 09:45 Cycling 10:45 Figure Skating 12:00 Live WTA Tennis 13:45 Snooker 15:00 Live Snooker 18:00 Eurogoals 18:30 Champions Club 19:15 WATTS 19:30 Snooker 20:00 Live Snooker 23:00 Eurogoals 23:30 Champions Club 24:15 Figure Skating
08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Katie 22:00 Four Weddings 23:00 16 & Pregnant 24:00 Criminal Minds
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08:00 Lion Man 08:30 Wild Vets 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 10:30 The Real A & E 11:00 Law & Order 12:00 Mental 13:00 UK Border Force 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 My Pet Shame 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 Oops TV 18:30 Futurama 19:00 A League of Their Own 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 A Different Breed 22:00 The Naked Gun 21/2: the Smell of Fear 23:40 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 24:40 Fringe
09:30 Eurogoals 10:00 WATTS 11:00 WTA Tennis 12:00 Live WTA Tennis 13:45 Tennis 14:00 Champions Club 15:00 Live Under-17s European Championship Football 16:45 Eurogoals 17:00 Live Under-17s European Championship Football 18:45 Snooker 19:30 Tennis 20:00 Boxing 21:00 WTA Tennis 22:00 Under-17s European Championship Football 23:00 Extreme Sports: Freeride Spirit 23:30 World Series by Renault 24:00 Video Gaming
The Naked Gun 21/2: The Smell of Fear SKY1 22.00
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Katie 23:00 The Hunks 24:00 Criminal Minds
tv Wednesday 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Trade Your Way to the USA 17:30 Blue Peter 17:55 Shaun the Sheep 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Waterloo Road 21:30 Life of Riley 22:00 Panorama 23:00 BBC News 23:35 National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 23:45 Would I Lie to You? 24:15 Invincible
07:00 Childrens TV 10:05 Koala Brothers 10:15 Guess with Jess 10:30 Big & Small 10:45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:50 Grandpa in My Pocket 11:05 Mightymites 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 See Hear 14:30 Car Booty 15:15 To Buy or Not to Buy 16:00 Flog It! 16:45 Helicopter Heroes 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 Two Greedy Italians 22:00 Children’s Craniofacial Surgery 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 UEFA Champions League Live 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 UEFA Champions League 24:35 Long Lost Family
29 APRIL - 5 MAY 2011 Feb 26 - March 4 2010
07:00 Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:00 Frasier 09:30 Friends 10:00 Wife Swap USA 10:55 Relocation, Relocation 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Make Do & Mend 13:35 The TV Book Club 14:05 Jamie at Home 14:35 Channel 4 Racing 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Vacation, Vacation, Vacation 21:30 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 22:00 A Time Team Special 23:00 Desperate Housewives 24:05 The Big C 24:40 Being N-Dubz in America and Beyond
07:00 Childrens TV 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 13:05 Meals in Moments 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 Murder 101: Locked Room Mystery 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 Zoo Days 21:00 Essex Jungle 22:00 NCIS 23:00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 23:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 24:55 Poker: Aussie Millions
07:00 Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Wife Swap USA 10:55 Relocation, Relocation 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Make Do & Mend 13:35 The TV Book Club 14:05 Jamie at Home 14:35 Channel 4 Racing 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Three in a Bed 22:00 Jackpots and Jinxes: Lottery Stories 23:00 David Walliams’ Awfully Good Movie Moments
07:00 Childrens TV 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 13:05 Meals in Moments 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 Hush 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:25 How Do They Do It? 20:55 Live UEFA Europa League Football 23:00 Cobra 24:50 Cops in Crisis
08:00 Wild Vets 08:30 Wild Vets 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 10:30 The Real A & E 11:00 Law & Order 12:00 Mental 13:00 UK Border Force 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 My Pet Shame 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 Oops TV 18:30 Futurama 19:00 A League of Their Own 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 22:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 23:00 Fringe 24:00 Martina Cole’s The Runaway
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08:35 Figure Skating 10:00 Under-17s European Championship Football 11:00 WATTS 12:00 Snooker 14:00 WTA Tennis 16:00 Live WTA Tennis 19:15 Eurogoals Flash 19:35 Wednesday Selection 19:40 Wednesday Dossier 19:50 Show Jumping 20:50 Equestrian 21:50 Riders Club 21:55 PGA Tour Golf 22:55 European Tour Golf 23:25 Ladies European Tour Golf 23:35 Golf Club 23:40 Yacht Club 24:00 Eurosport for the Planet 24:30 Olympic Magazine
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 11:30 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 How to Hold onto a Prince 22:00 Bones 23:00 Grey’s Anatomy 24:00 Criminal Minds
08:30 Horse Racing
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 11:30 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 14:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 Criminal Minds 17:00 Charmed 18:00 Charmed 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Chuck 22:00 16 & Pregnant 23:00 Katie 24:00 Criminal Minds
A Time Team Special Channel 4 22.00
tv Thursday 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Animal 24:7 10:55 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News; Regional News 16:05 Gastronuts 16:35 Prank Patrol Down Under 17:00 Project Parent 17:30 My Life 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Watchdog 22:00 Inside the Human Body 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Question Time 24:35 Vote 2011
07:00 Childrens TV 10:45 Chuggington: Badge Quest 10:50 Grandpa in My Pocket 11:05 Mightymites 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:45 Waybuloo 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 Pink Panther Show 13:00 Daily Politics 13:30 GMT with George Alagiah 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 Nature’s Top 40 15:15 To Buy or Not to Buy 16:00 Flog It! 16:45 Helicopter Heroes 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 The Great Estate: The Rise & Fall of the Council House 21:00 The Animal’s Guide to Britain 22:00 The Shadow Line 23:00 Psychoville 2 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Children’s Craniofacial Surgery
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The TV Round Up by
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Broadcaster and freelance journalist
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HERE ARE not many TV dramas that create interest over their return and what the opening story might be, so in that very select band I was delighted to see the new series of Dr.Who hitting the ground running on BBC1 last weekend. We saw the good Doctor being apparently killed off by an astronaut, as well as meeting some distinctly unfriendly aliens called The Silents who vaporised a lady in a Washington restroom, as well as making unwelcome appearances to other cast members. I wasn’t exactly hiding behind my sofa, but it was all extremely well done with more questions than answers, which hopefully will be delivered tomorrow. Matt Smith is once again terrific as the Time Lord, and there’s some real spark between him and Alex Kingston’s character of River. Quality family viewing doesn’t come much better than this, and there‘s one hell of a cliff-hanger in six weeks time, as the series is split for the first time between the spring and autumn.
‘Game of Thrones’ starring Sean Bean is the latest offering from the American HBO network to be making waves, with two episodes under its belt already on Sky Atlantic, and it starts in ten days time on Spain’s Digital Plus. Heaven knows how much money has been thrown at it, as it looks like a multi-million dollar movie, with this serialisation of the fantasy novels by George R R Martin. As with any epic, we have been hit with a myriad of weird characters all at once, but I’ve enjoyed being swept along with the intrigue of it all. Goodies and baddies; incest; monsters; and a dwarf with a high sex drive make it all light years away from the comfortable years of a gentle teatime fairytale being told on ‘Jackanory’. No messing either from HBO, who after screening episode number one in the States three weeks ago immediately green lit series number two. No shock with the news that ‘Benidorm’ will be back with a fifth run next year on ITV1, though surprising that creator
The real ‘bolt out of the blue’ is that the wonderful ‘Absolutely Fabulous’ is coming back for three specials on BBC1 at the end of the year. After over six years off the box, I suspect that this will be one of the big Xmas treats for us to enjoy, with national treasures like Joanna Lumley and June Whitfield giving their usual masterclass in top quality comedy acting.
The British TV comedy world has been mourning the death of John Sullivan at the age of 64. Most TV writers would be grateful for one hit series, let alone two. Sullivan had a whole stack of them, led of course by ‘Only Fools and Horses’. Much as I enjoyed the adventures of The Trotters, his other work has been pushed too much into the background for my liking. The on/off affair between Vince and Penny in ‘Just Good Friends’ in the mid-eighties made it the biggest sitcom on the box at the time, and over
thirty years ago, he made a star of Robert Lindsay in ‘Citizen Smith’, as well scripting the underrated ‘Dear John’ with Ralph Bates. That’s quite a wonderful legacy he left us, which may never be
La Verdad De La Mentira DETECTIVE CHIEF Inspector Gonçalo Amaral is the policeman who led the search for Madeleine McCann, if in fact the poor mite was ever really Book searched for on that night of 3rd Review by May 2007. Despite the child being left in an unlocked apartment with her two younger siblings, out of copy@dannyjpcollins.com view of her parents who were dining more than a hundred metres away, her parents insisted she had been abducted. In my own book, Vanished – The Truth About the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann (John Blake 2008), I voice my suspicions that the McCann’s put forward the abduction theory because they feared a police prosecution for the abandonment of a minor. DCI Amaral agrees but far from believing my conclusions that Madeleine wandered out of the unlocked apartment of her own volition and was carried off by Romanian gipsies to be sold for begging, Amaral believes she died an accidental death in the apartment and her death was covered up by her parents. I find that hard to believe and Amaral’s attempts to convince us of his conclusions strike me as a cynical assumption based on an immense dislike for the McCanns and for the misguided attempts by them and members of their holiday group to mislead the investigation regarding how the group’s children were left and checked on. However, one can’t deny the police inspector and his team unearthed some startling facts, including that about a member of
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the group that could be contrived as playing a sinister part in Madeleine’s disappearance. Clearly DCI Amaral, who retired in order to write the book, has a policeman’s nose that twitches at every scent, even putting forward the ludicrous assertion that the McCann’s used a hire car, rented 23 days after Madeleine’s disappearance, to remove her body to a place of clandestine burial. However, other than a few similarly bizarre assertions that seem to deliberately overlook established fact – for example, Amaral insists that cadaver dogs have been successful in 200 cases without mentioning that given the scientifically declared success rate is between 66 and 69%, it must mean they have proved unsuccessful in a further 100. This is, of course, a policeman’s logic and not mine but his conviction is unshakeable that Madeleine died in apartment 5A on 3rd May 2007. For myself I believe that every fact must be considered before a conclusion is reached and for that reason I recommend it to RTN readers who can handle Spanish. The book was banned from sale by the Portuguese Court following a plea by the McCann’s lawyers in September 2009 but was lifted following a successful appeal by Amaral on 19th October 2010. Author: Gonçalo Amaral Publisher: Esquilo (Spanish language paperback) Price: 13.50€ ISBN: 978 989 8092 40 3
Suduko Answer
Derren Litten will pen some of the episodes after recently saying that he was calling it a day.
equalled again. If he’d been a playwright, he probably would have been knighted a decade ago, but the snobbery towards popular television persists in the UK corridors of power!
motoring
by
Brian Deller
Author of Motoring in Spain
We have a car which both my wife and I drive but which is actually registered in my name. If an offence is detected by the camera are the points automatically applied to my licence as the registered owner? If my wife or our children were driving at the time the offence was committed how do I go about having my points reinstated? No doubt this situation applies to many expats who live here permanently where both husband and wife drive. In the article you quote that drivers have been stopped because they have had over 6 points deducted. As they would have had to have committed a driving offence to collect these points what has happened to the fine that would automatically have been imposed? Does Trafico not apply to collect the fine by post? I cannot see the revenue from fines lying uncollected until some future date when the driver is stopped in a roadside check. Kind regards Bob Kennard – Torrevieja.
You do not say but I assume the car is on Spanish plates. The registered owner at Trafico will be the one who is issued with the fine and points lost and Trafico relies now, if you are not stopped just after the offence, on your looking at the Trafico web-site to see if we have any points against our Spanish licence/name. Obviously if we have a foreign plated vehicle and an EU driving-licence, e.g. a UK one which is current, and the taxresident (not a visitor) driver is up to date with the mandatory medicals here in Spain (if not, then the driving licence is deemed to have expired regardless of what the dates on it state) then unless the vehicle is on Spanish plates, the police will not be able to trace the owner. Instead they will place it on a list of wanted vehicles to be impounded in a routine traffic stop. Remember also that number plate recognition cameras are now in operation (more on the way) with usually a police/Guardia Civil road block soon after. If a fine has been charged against a vehicle/driver and it was being driven by another person at the time of the offence, then the owner can submit a sworn statement to the Guardia Civil (usually) or the policia local although
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they may be able to trace the vehicle if it is a local one, and re-direct the fine. If the owner does nothing, than the fine is charged against the vehicle so that when it is sold, the re-matriculation/ registration of change of ownership cannot be completed until the fine, with interest, is paid. This is, as I say in the book, important to check if buying a used vehicle, especially privately, whether there are any outstanding fines against the vehicle. If you think this is a reason for moaning, remember that the UK police are much tougher. Any changing of the accused driver usually means using a lawyer or a gestor: an expensive option, unless you are fluent in Spanish. So it is better to keep within the laws. The ‘golden days’ of motoring are over, I guess: the days of my youth when there were no speed limits and relatively empty roads. It is therefore important to keep a diary of who uses the car each day and the times to save arguments perhaps at a later date. Personally I never lend our car to anyone and my wife has a chauffeur - ME. With there being over 25 million vehicles registered at Trafico, you can see the big job they have to administer the laws.
There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com. Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm
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The final whistle With Andy Kay
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Champions League Semi Final review Dennis Jordan NORTH REGION
Mike Probert SOUTH REGION Wayne Rooney
I’M INDEBTED to my pal Glenn Tullett (Javea Bull’s hooker / scrum half) for his astute analysis of Wednesday’s Champions League semi final between Real Madrid and Barcelona. In a facebook posting, he wrote “Accidently turned the TV to football; some bloke in blue and red has a roll around after a bloke in white touches him and the ball. Then theatre, great acting, and the team in white have to play with 10 blokes. Then some Portuguese chap acts a little aggressive and he has to sit in the non-smokers section. Is there any sport involved?” Tongue in cheek I grant you but sadly a fair reflection of a poor game that promised much but aside from a couple of bits of magic from Messi, delivered very little. Madrid employed ‘Plan A’ which was to try and contain Barca (I’m not sure they had a Plan B) while the visitors seemed more intent on impressing any watching Hollywood casting directors. If UEFA had the guts to implement some form of retrospective punishment for play-acting, then Pedro could be expecting a lengthy ban for going down, holding his face, after a fair shoulder to shoulder challenge while Dani Alves would be up for the annual ‘UEFA Lazarus’ award following his miraculous recovery from an ungainly but in no way malicious tackle from Pepe which saw the Madrid player sent off after the referee was surrounded by Barcelona players, all waving imaginary red cards. There’s a lot of guff written about these two teams, saying how far they are ahead of other clubs in Europe, but to be honest, I thought the performance of Manchester United in Germany the night before put both of them in the shade. United dominated Schalke from start to finish with a powerful and skilful display that left their German opposition chasing shadows. Wayne Rooney gave a glimpse of what we can expect from him in his later footballing years – a true master class on the art of midfield play. Along with Michael Carrick, who I thought had his best ever game for the English champions, Rooney was simply sensational – linking well, spraying out passes left and right and providing his teammates with chance after chance. In truth, United could have won that game by six or seven. They were that good. Of course, neither tie is over but it does look very much like the final at Wembley will between United and Barça. If so, I hope that Sir Alex Ferguson tells his men to go out and play like they did against Schalke. It’s almost impossible to contain the Spanish side for 90 minutes so rather than let them dictate the play, I’d suggest United really get in their faces. Press them high up the pitch and try and disrupt their smooth passing game. It’s going to take a big effort and United’s players will need to be super-fit. Additionally, SAF will need to get in to the referee’s ear about Barcelona’s cynical ‘simulation’ or, as I like to call it, ‘cheating’. Whatever the United boss decides, it’s going to be some game.
Murcia Golf Hound Murcia Region
WEATHER HAS once again stopped play on most of the courses around the Costa Blanca, with heavy rain, thunderstorms and lightning over the last week. Most courses will allow you to carry on playing if you don’t mind playing in the rain. However, they have to shut the course if they think it could be dangerous to the golfer to carry on…i.e. lightning or dangerous surfaces under foot and also with buggies that can be very hard to keep in control on steep paths. So let’s hope the weather stays better for the next few days, although I am afraid it has been forecast wet at the weekend, but maybe not thunder storms and we can then at least get out for a round of our beloved golf! WELL EASTER has come and gone and the golfing gods didn’t exactly do us any favours with the weather with mixed fortunes for golfers over the holiday period. I played the excellent course at Roda last week which was in good condition and beginning to throw off the winter coat and the modifications to the par 3 thirteenth hole are complete, look good and the hole is now back in full play. On the hollow tining front Altorreal and Vistabella are now recovering from the work on the greens but until 1st May Vistabella is offering discounts of 40% on all prices as a compensation for any disruption to your round. Campoamor have announced that their greens hollow tining programme will start on 2nd May but also their fairways over-seeding programme will run until the middle of July. As reported previously, beware the month of May because nearly every other local course has hollow tining planned so why not book a game now to avoid disruption to your golf. I DECIDED it was time to have a road trip this week, so Lee took me south into Andalucia. Just past the town of Vera, is the delightful course of Valle del Este, where we stopped off for this week’s round.I was having a leisurely dip in the resort pool when Lee said it was time to go and play. In the Pro Shop I was impressed by how friendly the staff were, especially when they were kind enough to direct me to the terrace, where we had a much needed cold drink! When it was time to play, we headed to the excellent shaded driving range (the perfect setting for a quiet snooze on one of the mats while Lee practiced away!) and two-tier putting green before heading to the course. I was happy that this wasn’t as long as some other courses I have been on – I was even happier that Lee was hitting the ball onto the fairways and away from the many bunkers and lakes this week (even if they do look good!) The mint condition of the greens was also noticeable, as was the wide variety of pin positions on offer; something which is sure to test every golfer’s putting. Valle del Este sure is a fine course all round, great facilities, a challenging course, and all in a lovely location – I am looking forward to coming back! After the hard day’s work, it was time for a well-earned bite to eat. We headed to nearby Vera where we ate in an amazing restaurant called Terraza Carmona. Opened in 1947, it is famous for being the residence of bull fighters when they are in town. I had a quick look at all the bull fighting memorabilia before I thought it was time to tuck into what was on the menu, and wow, the tapas was amazing, while the fillet steak was also something I would recommend to anyone who goes there. Deciding which of the 18,000 wines in the bodega to have was a tough decision too (woof!)
NORTH Region
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
Alenda
€45
Single Green fee
Alicante Golf
€53
Single Green fee + Buggy
Bonalba
€42
Single Green fee
Don Cayo
€43
Single Green fee
El Plantio
€45
Single Green fee
Font del Llop
€40
Single Green Fee
Villaitana Par 62
€39
Single Green fee + Buggy
Villa Aitana Par 72
€45
Single Green fee
For more information email Dennis at dennis@roundtownnews.com or direct to www.benidormgolf.com on 630 714 373.
SOUTH Region Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
€55
2 PL and 1 Buggy (Mon-Fri)
€65
2 PL and 1 Buggy (T,W,Th)
Hacienda del Alamo
€96
2 PL and 1 Buggy
La Serena
€90
2 PL and 1 Buggy
Polaris World Courses
€92
2 PL and 1 Buggy
Roda
€100
2 PL and 1 Buggy (from 2pm)
Las Ramblas
€220
4 PL and 2 Buggies
VistaBella
€82 €66 All
2 PL and Buggy (M-F) 2 PL and Buggy (S-S) Prices 40% off - 1/05/11
La Finca
€42
Single Green Fee (from3pm)
Las Colinas
€260 €94
4 PL and 2 Buggy (lim.) 2 PL and Buggy (3pm)
La Peraleja
€76 €140
2 PL and 1 Buggy 4 PL and 2 Buggy
Altorreal
For more information contact Mike at mike@roundtownnews.com or direct at Costa Blanca Green Fee Services on 966 704 752 or 661 345 931.
MURCIA Region Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
La Envia
€41
Single Green fee
Valle del Este
€70
2 Green fees
Aguilón
€40
Single Green fee
Alborán
€48
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
Almerimar
€60
Single Green Fee
Desert Springs
€65
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
2 night, 1/2board, 3 Green fees
2N, 1/2board,3Green Fees
For more information contact the Hound on Facebook, twitter: murciagolf@roundtownnews.com or 671 748 625.
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Do we deserve it? Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Campo de Golf El Plantio 639 730 891
SOUTH EASTERN Spain has not held a European Tour event for many years now and I am not in the least surprised having seen at close quarters recently the lack of support from some. It has been the ambitions of many people I know locally to see top class golf return to our part of Spain now for as long as I have lived here. Over eleven years now without a top class tournament: not good enough for an area that depends on golf tourism as a big part of it its income. This year we have seen various professional tours stage tournaments here but the real cream of European golf continues to ignore us. Just why became apparent last week when I spent four days at a ladies European Tour event in the north of our region involved in the scoring system. The golf course was in absolutely top class condition and came in for praise from every single one of the players who had the privilege of playing in the event. The real problem came from the members. They clearly did not want their golf course closed for play and staging a professional tournament that they could not compete in. The organisers clearly struggled for support from top to bottom but still staged a tournament that was out of the very top drawer. It was sad to see that many members made arrangements to play golf elsewhere rather than help out and indeed many seemed put out that their golf course was closed: they clearly are looking at just the small picture. To have the very best lady golfers in Europe on your doorstep is great for our area and to have the men’s tour would be even greater but until we see a big change in attitude this will never happen. It would be a tremendous feather in our cap to stage a top class tournament in South East Spain and do a world of good for our local economy. We have the golf courses to test the best in Europe but until attitudes change we will always play second fiddle to Costa Del
Sol. It is time to meet this challenge head on and it cannot come soon enough for those like me that want to see our area and its local businesses prosper. I appeal to any golf club member to support the professional tours when they come to our part of Spain. I am sure it would be to the advantage of us all in the long term. Last week I mentioned some disqualifications from competitions. Some people found my article misleading, for which I apologise. The ruling regarding alterations is show below. Quite where this wording leaves us is anybody’s guess: 6-6a/6 Requirement That Alteration on Score Card Be Initialled Q - May a Committee require that alterations made on score cards be initialled? A - No. Nothing is laid down in the Rules of Golf as to how alterations should be made on a score card. WIN A ROUND OF GOLF FOR 2 INCLUDING BUGGY AT THE BEAUTIFUL EL PLANTIO RESORT IN ALICANTE To enter this competition, simply answer the question below correctly. Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over 180€ will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection. QUESTION FOR 29TH APRIL 2011 Who won the Euronations Cup at La Sella in 2011? A. England B. Sweden C. Germany All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 1st May 2011 to be entered into April’s draw, to be made on 1st May. The winner will be announced in RTN on 6th May 2011.
Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com
Cast Off with
Robbie France
‘Remember. Sailing is the quickest way of slowing down’. Andy Paul: Wise Shipmate
CONTINUING TO look at some of the emails I’ve received over the last few months, this one caught my eye…from Paul in Aguilas. He was asking about the best way of mooring up when you’re sailing single handed. Well, Paul…it’s neither bow nor stern. Obviously depending on the space allotted on the marina, it’s amidships! In other words: between the bow and the stern. The reason I know this, Paul? I recently spent some time doing the Day Skipper Course with Richard Plaster at Serenity Sailing in Torrevieja and I asked him that very same question. It’s my ambition, ya see ladies and gentlemen, to start sailing on a daily basis, solo. Always has been a bit of a goal. With golf it was getting down to single figures. Sailing? It’s to feel so at ease with the boat you can cast off and moor up by yourself. Anyway… Captain Plaster explained, “You will ideally be coming alongside on a visit to a marina other than your own, so make a note of the size of your space. Go towards shore, bow first. Swing her around to be flat against the marina wall. Jump towards the centre of the boat and tie her amidships, thereby gaining a complete hold of terra firma. Tie her off and tidy the bow and stern after that.” This made total sense after he had asked me to
do that manoeuvre several times. Gain control of her. Secure her. Do the necessary at your leisure, knowing she’s not going to float off and barge into the other boats around ya!! Speaking of which…me and the missus were down at the marina the other day and witnessed a hubby and wife preparing to go out on a fishing trip. Well, we kinda knew something strange may happen when we saw the wife ‘cross’ herself before hubby had started the engine! Sure enough: Hubby started aforementioned engine. Having discovered the throttle on a rather meaty looking outboard, he immediately proceeded to reverse out at Concorde speed. Bashed the boat on the opposite side of the jetty, bounced back into the outboard motors of his neighbours, smashed alongside the entire row of boats on his allotted pier, before calmly ramming into a vacant slot to board his, by now, terrified wife! …and off they went! Remember. If you don’t want to be the ‘free floor show’ for the gathered patrons of the hostelries in your marina, giving them hours of free entertainment….control your boat. She’s a lady…Treat her gently. With respect. Casting off or mooring up…nice and slow…she’ll behave herself.
Sailing Association Mar Menor The second SAMM Race Day
CAT crosses the finish as Weta retires
SUNDAY 24TH April started wet, with black clouds on the horizon. Six boats, the two Shoestring boats Uno (Gamba) and Tres (Lazer 2000), the Sea Hopper, the Miracle, the Weta and the Catamaran, started the first race at 11.30am. The North Easterly wind speed was up to 12 knots but it had stopped raining. The CAT and the miracle got off to a good start. These brave sailors fought the elements magnificently: the CAT crossed the line first closely followed by the Weta. The Sea Hopper made a gallant effort but after starting the second lap was called back by the Officer of the Day for safety reasons as the winds had increased to more than 19 knots. The wind speeds continued to increase to
20 knots so only three boats crossed the start line: the Gamba, the Weta and the CAT. Again the CAT was off to a good start, closely followed by the Gamba. Half way round the second lap the Weta capsized and after being successfully righted, retired. The CAT went on to win the race and the Gamba with its skilful skipper stayed upright and finished only four minutes after the CAT. The final listing after allowing for the handicaps: FIRST RACE 1st The Catamaran 2nd The Miracle 3rd The Lazer 2000 (Shoestring Tres) 4th The Gamba (Shoestring Uno) 5th The Weta 6th The Sea Hopper
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Fishing Maggots End by
David Hoare
968 199 279
For further details ring Alan Roscoe 968 570 876 or email: anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com THIS WEEK’S match was the third round of the Summer Championship. The venue was Blanca and it didn’t fail to test all anglers. 16 brave souls turned up and eight had dry nets. Oh! The joys of match fishing on hard venues! It is a good job that Bleak are present otherwise the dry net count would have been higher! The water level at the start of the match was some 15 inches down and slowly rose during the match whether this has anything to do with the fish feeding patterns we will never know? Again we had a good day, weather wise, with just a bit of wind in the afternoon. TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Clive (Golf No More) Cleghorn, fishing the feeder using corn with 10.50 kilos 2nd Bill (The Master) Reade, fishing the feeder using pellet with 6.60 kilos 3rd Stan (The Man) Roberts, fishing the pole using paste with 4.60 kilos Bill Reade with 10 points Stan Roberts with 12 points Clive Cleghorn with 16 points ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS supplied by Terry Screen The 2nd round of the Spring Series was moved from the 8ft drain to Murcia for the match on the 19th April 2011. The temperature had dropped again and it rained for most of the match but fortunately it stopped in time for the weigh-in. There is still a lot of flow on the river, but it still fished quite well. 1st Stan (The Man) Roberts with 15.630kg on the pole and maggot 2nd Don (Mr Bowls) Whitney with 10.880kg on
the feeder and maggot 3rd Terry (Swing Em) Screen with 10.200kg on the pole and paste All of the Match lads would like to wish John Marsh a speedy recovery and we look forward to seeing him back on the river bank in the near future. These and all other details are available from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368. Anglers Together ANGLERS TOGETHER was formed to introduce and encourage anglers of all abilities to meet up and fish, either sea or freshwater. Firm friendships have been formed during the time the group has been active and information on fishing venues and licenses required are available at the meetings or by regular emailed newsletters. Meetings are held in two locations on the second Friday and Saturday of each month. Anyone with an interest in fishing (sea or freshwater) is welcome to come along to a meeting to see what we’re about. The next meeting at Mary’s Bar, Campoverde (near Pilar de la Horadada) will be held on Friday 13th May at 12 noon. There is a NEW VENUE for the Puerto de Mazarron meeting starting in January 2011. On Saturday 14th May at 12 noon the meeting will be held at The New Royal Bar and Restaurant at El Alamillo, opposite the seafront between Isla Plana and the Port. Refreshments and lunch are available at each location. Come along to a meeting nearest to you.
Bowled over at Benitachell Bowls Open
THE BENITACHELL Bowls Open drew fierce competition this year, sponsored by Vives Pons Asociados and Renault of Benissa. The winners are pictured from left to right: Helen Hall of Javea was the Pairs Winner, with sponsor from Renault Benissa, David Browne; Wendy Symonds BBC (Triples Winners) with sponsor Vives-Pons Asociados. Maggie Lawley BBC (Ladies Singles Winner) with sponsor, Direkt Optik and Derek Eldon of Javea (Men’s Singles Winner) with Alan Hall of Javea (Pairs Winner). Renault of Benissa, Derekt Optik and Vive-Pons Asociados were delighted to support this fun, popular and increasingly competitive sport on the Costa Blanca and look forward to enjoying many more spectacular competitions throughout the year.