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Hundreds gather to celebrate Europe Day HUNDREDS OF residents of various European nationalities gathered together in the main square of Torrevieja on Monday morning to commemorate Europe Day p26
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EIGHT PEOPLE died and dozens were badly injured – some critically – when an earthquake hit the ancient THERE HAS always been town of Lorca on Wednesday. something special about FA The epicentre was at Cup final day p62 a depth of just six miles, along the major fault line called the Alhama de Murcia – where the European and African continental plates are said to “rub together” under the Mediterranean. Panic spread through the streets as people were struck by falling rubble as the quake struck at 18.47. Two hours earlier
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there had been a milder tremor of 4.4 magnitude. A military 400-strong taskforce was immediately mobilised along with civilian workers and rescue dogs to help search the debris for victims. Servicemen and women are now working to stabilise historic buildings left stricken by the tremors measuring 5.2 on the Richter scale – reportedly felt as far away as Madrid. Fleets of ambulances were sent to the town and the Red Cross established
‘field hospitals’ to treat the flow of wounded. KILLED Officials initially said at least 10 people were killed but were later able to downgrade the figure. An estimated 10,000 people were believed to have been displaced. Murcia and the Bronze Age town of Lorca are popular with expats and British visitors. The British Embassy confirmed yesterday (Thursday) that no UK citizens were reported to have been injured. Manuel Campos, Minister of Justice in the Murcia government, said the
earthquake brought “chaos and disaster” to the town. “The whole of the centre of Lorca has been seriously damaged. There are thousands of very disorientated people.” Mayor of Lorca Francisco Jodar said the final number of fatalities caused by landslides and falling debris could not be confirmed until an organised house by house search was carried out. “We are trying to find out if there are people inside the collapsed houses,” he said. ALLEYWAY Lorca has a population of around 90,000 and
probably took its name from the Romans. The old quarter of the town is made up of narrow alleyways and built in the shadow of a fortress; its many architectural features include churches, Roman columns, medieval walls and gates. Graphic images of the disaster were captured on film as journalists and television crews arrived to cover the initial earthquake – one TV reporter lucky to escape with his life as part of a church bell tower crashed to the ground behind him. Continued on page 3
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Continued from front page Parked cars were left crushed under tons of debris as the second quake hit Lorca and a hospital was evacuated as a precaution. Pictures showed shocked residents and workers fleeing buildings, and groups of emotional people huddled together unable to comprehend what was happening. And doctors led medical teams through the streets to treat casualties many found “unconscious” with head injuries, with ambulances unable to reach the injured because of the debris strewn across roads. It was estimated a third of the population of Lorca slept out overnight near their homes, too scared to return indoors because of the fear of aftershocks, and the Red Cross set up a temporary shelter with 800 beds. DEBRIS One witness told RTN: “It was horrible, shocking. Debris was crashing down on peo-
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The age of the train in Spain
Amnesty for black market workers Workers discovered working while claiming dole will lose their benefit
The AVEHigh speed and comfort
by Jan Gamm THE EUROPEAN Union is introducing dramatic proposals to encourage European passengers to opt for rail travel for short haul trips. The aim is to reduce carbon dioxide emissions from transport by 60% over the next 40 years. Spain has led by example by introducing a high speed service by rail from Madrid to Barcelona, reducing short haul flights between the cities by 50%. And not only is the AVE service fast, it is also comfortable. An additional advantage to travelling by train is that train stations are often more centrally located for business and shopping; whereas air links invariably involve connecting via train, bus or taxi to arrive at destination.
By Jan Gamm Following Cabinet approval, a Royal Decree was passed last Saturday that allows employers to register their ‘black market’ workers onto the Social Security system without incurring a fine. The practice of paying employees ‘on the black’ and often in cash, is costing the Spanish government a fortune in lost revenue. A three month period of ‘amnesty’ is valid until 31st July, after which applicable fines will be increased fivefold and could reach 10,000€ for employers found in breach of Social Security requirements. The minimum amount payable will be 3,126€.
Workers discovered working while claiming dole will lose their benefit payment and receive a minimum personal fine of 10,000€ that could escalate to 187,500€ depending on circumstances. In addition, companies found employing ‘black market’ workers will lose any government grants that are current and also be excluded from further applications for two years. The move is part of a government objective to regularise the workforce and inject tax revenue. A team of government inspectors have been engaged to administrate the campaign.
Running out of water THE DEMAND for water in the area served by the Mancomunidad de Canales del Taibilla in the Vega Baja is set to rise to 320 hectometres per year by 2025, compared to the current demand for 216 hectometres. This is according to a study carried out by the Tourism Research Institute at the University of Alicante. The region is one of the driest in Europe. The study blames the widespread construction of new residential areas, and the golf courses in the area for the increased demand.
Paedophile hires boat for the purpose of abusing his own children NATIONAL POLICE in Palma de Mallorca arrested a 32-year-old German citizen on Wednesday for allegedly sexually abusing his own children, recording the assaults on video and distributing them among paedophile rings via the internet. Investigations by the Technological Investigation Brigade (BIT) in corroboration with agents in the Balearic Islands were prompted following reports of images appearing online featuring the children being assaulted by an adult and also being forced to perform sex acts upon each other. The man being detained, who calls himself ‘Cool Daddy’, also furnished viewers of the videos with a contact email address for others interested in abusing minors. Some of the images, taken when the children
The marina in Mallorca where a boat was hired for purpose
were aged three and nine, were captured in the cabin of a boat later found to be hired for the purpose. At the time of the arrest the man was in possession of a memory card with several other recordings of a child aged around seven, purported to be the daughter of his former partner. He and the children involved were identified by parents at a primary school they previously attended, from a photograph.
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Basques show huge interest in Torrevieja as tourist destination by Julie Day ON SUNDAY, the 32nd edition of the International Tourism Fair in Bilbao, also known as Expovacaciones, came to a close with excellent results for Torrevieja. The fair took place over four days; the first two dedicated to travel professionals and the weekend open to the public and potential tourists. Despite this layout, each day the Torrevieja stand was visited by a multitude of business representatives related to the tourism sector – all of whom were keen on finding out about the new tourist attractions that Torrevieja has to offer its visitors.
Of particular interest were the new sports facilities; the International Conservatory-Auditorium and the world headquarters of Microsoft. More than 2,500 people passed through the Torrevieja stand to ask questions, arrange meetings and enter prize draws. The principal aim of the Municipal Agency of Tourism, who represented Torrevieja at the fair, Crowds was to get in touch with the main national and gather international tourism companies and institutions around the in order to display and promote the diversity of Torrevieja the town, the progress that is being made and exstand in Bilbao actly what Torrevieja has to offer each visitor.
Amy Roberts ICA concert cancelled THE INTERNATIONAL Christian Assembly has been forced to change the venue of this Friday’s free concert, featuring singer Amy Roberts because the venue - the Virgen del Carmen Cultural centre in Torrevieja – is needed for a political meeting. The church was only told of the problem at noon on Monday, 9th May after all the posters and publicity for the fund-raising event had been published. The church is now concerned that many people will not know of the venue change. It was counting on an exit collection to help swell much-needed funds. Pastor, Rapael Restrepo said: “The Electoral College of Torrevieja has requested the use of the Virgen del Carmen Cultural Centre for a political meeting for the Green Party on Friday, 13th May, prior to local elections on 22nd May. “Torrevieja Town Hall has given us the use
of the newly-built Torrevieja Auditorium, located next to the San Jaime Hospital. It is a beautiful building with very comfortable seating and free parking, with easy to access from the N-332. “We are sorry for the inconvenience caused but it is out of our control. We are busy contacting everyone we can to tell them of the late change of venue.” Amy Roberts has devoted the last 20 years of her life to entertaining others with Christian music. The retiring collection is to raise funds for the Torrevieja church which has recently moved into much larger premises in Calle Urbano Arregui in the west of the town. Amy will be joined in her concert by two local choirs, the TCF (Torrevieja Christian Fellowship) Singers, and the La Siesta Evangelical Church Choir.
PSOE reach audience through You Tube
By Julie Day
THE PSOE of Torrevieja has created a promotional video with the slogan ‘20 reasons to govern Torrevieja’ that can be watched on You Tube, outlining 20 of its most important projects for the town. Some of the proposals mentioned in the video include the creation of at least 4,000 new jobs; a reduction of 50% in taxes for start-up businesses and those that generate employment; plans to bring back the RENFE train line to Torrevieja; an animal sanctuary that members of the public will help run; free text books for school children and a grant of 3,000€ to buy nappies and milk for newborns; the creation of a literary week plus a cycle of outdoor cinema at the Eras de la Sal. The video is in Spanish only, lasts 3minutes and 42 seconds and can be found at www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TMo6YftrA.
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Ryanair reacts to court decision on airbridges
Bar owners battle for terrace space
THE WAR over terrace space for bars in central Benidorm continues. The town hall has now decided not to immediately enforce the new law, which limits the number of outdoor chairs and tables. However, the law will come into effect in June. Bar owners must apply for the amount of terrace space they want and wait for an approval, if not, businesses risk being fined.
Ryanair boarding passengers
by Jan Gamm ON TUESDAY the Commercial Court in Elche ruled to uphold a decision in favour of AENA, insisting that Ryanair must utilise airbridges for boarding and disembarking it’s passengers at newly opened El Altet airport. Ryanair’s CEO, the flamboyant Michael O’Leary, recently threatened to withdraw a significant service from Alicante representing huge losses in jobs and revenue if the ruling was upheld. The ruling supports the claims of AENA: that the airbridges promote safety, efficiency and economy at the new terminal. Mr O’Leary sees the matter differently and believes Ryanair should be allowed to pursue a more economical method of boarding passengers directly, negating the need to pay charges to AENA for use of the airbridges. Spain’s largest airline responded calmly to the court’s decision and acknowledges AENA’s authority but also points out
that the company is in breach of regulations by refusing Ryanair’s reasonable request to use walk-on/walk off boarding procedures at Alicante El Altet. NOT LEGITIMATE The Alicante Court also ruled that AENA’s offer of a review of boarding procedures in 12 months’ time “was not legitimate.” Ryanair is calling for an immediate end to AENA’s casual approach to the regulations and is also requesting in writing an immediate refund of the airbridge fees wrongly charged since March. Speaking to RTN today, Ryanair’s Head of Communications Stephen McNamara said, “ The court ruling that AENA has breached its dominant position and competition rules will, we hope, lead to AENA working cooperatively with Ryanair in future, instead of imposing unnecessary facilities and unlawful costs as AENA Alicante has done since 24th March last.”
Space must be approved or owners risk hefty fine
French students help veterans commemorate end of the war THE FRENCH School in El Campello commemorated the 66th Anniversary of the end of World War II on Tuesday with veterans that included French and British ex-paratroopers and one 80-year-old French soldier who served at the front and in the Spanish Civil War. The students’ choir performed renditions of the national anthems of Spain, France and the European Union
Teamwork key to expat life by jack Troughton BRITISH CONSUL Paul Rodwell praised the tireless work of expat volunteers and the growing links with Spanish authorities in helping integrate the British community. Speaking on Saturday night at an official celebration to mark his appointment, he highlighted how volunteer groups had become “ambassadors” in Spain – especially in Alicante where around 40 percent of a 1 million population of British residents had made their new homes. And Mr Rodwell also underlined the importance of collaboration with local Spanish authorities at all levels - and thanked his own team at the British Consulate in Alicante for the work carried out supporting expats. He welcomed more than 300 guests to the newly opened Auditorio de la Diputacion de Alicante to mark his official presentation as consul responsible for the provinces of Alicante,
Valencia, Murcia, Castellon, and Albacete. The consul was forced to make his own introduction - a blip saw Ambassador Giles Paxman’s flight from Madrid cancelled for “technical reasons.” IMPORTANT Mr Rodwell said the ambassador was “disappointed not to be here” because “he realises the importance of the area.” He thanked all the English speaking associations for their work throughout the consular district. “They are not just helping people; they are also acting as British ambassadors in Spain by showcasing the organisational skills and sense of duty towards their communities for which we are much admired throughout the world. “I also want to give a big thank you to all the representatives of the Spanish authorities present here for their continuous help and cooperation, in particular to the staff of hospitals, social workers, police, charities and
Catherine and Pippa Middleton topless in Ibiza
emergency services.” Mr Rodwell concluded: “I want to reinforce our commitment to provide and improve the level of service the Consulate in Alicante provides to British residents in the region. “In the past few months, we have worked closely with local Spanish authorities and associations to identify synergies and areas where they can work together with the many and well established British voluntary groups. INITIATIVE “I want to continue supporting initiatives that not only provide support for our citizens but also show our neighbours why how valuable the British residents in Spain are to local communities.” Earlier, the President of the Diputacion de Alicante Jose Ripoll thanked the consul for all his work improving integration between the British and Spanish communities. He also praised the work of the British Consulate and Embassy in helping UK visitors and
by Jan Gamm THE SUNDAY Mail and also the News of the World have published old photos of the new Duchess of Cambridge and her sister Pippa appearing topless aboard a yacht in the waters of Ibiza. The publication has prompted complaints to the Press Commission by the Middleton family under the Code of Topless pictures Ethics of the Commission, where it is ‘…unacceptable to of Kate photograph individuals in private places without their Middleton consent, defining private places as public or private causing a property where it is reasonable to expect privacy’. stir
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people coming to Spain on a long term basis. “European residents here are especially important – and of course British residents make up such a large percentage of them – and that is why we at the provincial government opened a European Department. Alicante has become an example of how integration works,” he said.
Man found guilty of ex girlfriend’s murder THE JURY unanimously found Amable Danilo Barrionuevo guilty of the murder of his ex girlfriend in April 2008 at a court in Orihuela last week. The victim died of strangulation by the cord of a blind. The prosecution had originally asked for a 20-year jail sentence, but given that Amable confessed to the crime and admitted that it was premeditated, the sentence was reduced to 16 years. During his statement the accused explained that 13 months prior to the murder, he had broken off the relationship with his ex and that she had never accepted that he could then meet other women. Amable claims that his ex – who was 18 at the time of her death – even made false accusations to the police about him. The accused admitted that he decided to end her life. He is also ordered to pay €120,000 compensation to the victim’s mother, and €30,000 to her grandmother, although it is reported that he is insolvent.
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Panic for millions of people around the World! IT’S THAT time of the year again that
The Costa Blanca’s causes millions of people to live in terTop Hypnotherapist ror for 24 hours. Another Friday 13th
is now upon us again. Millions of people throughout the world live in terror of this particular day, and virtually become a recluse in their own home with this phobia - an irrational fear that something awful is about to befall them. Such superstitious beliefs are quite prevalent in Greece and Spain where usually Tuesday the 13th is considered the unluckiest day. In 2009 there were three Friday 13ths for the poor phobic person to endure – February, March and November. Thankfully this doesn’t happen again until 2015 and 2026 but each year has at least one of them and 2011 falls into that category in May. Did you know that the fear of the number 13 is called Triskaidekaphobia, and the fear of Friday 13th is called Paraskavedekatriaphobia? The phobia Paraskavedekatriaphobia derives from a 99-year-old word made up of a combination of the Norse and Greek roots words for ‘Friday’ (Paraskeví), ‘13’ (dekatreís) and ‘fear’ (phobia). Friday has long been considered unlucky for many reasons such as in religion with Jesus being crucified on a Friday, to the mythical: Frigga was a Scandinavian love goddess, who was
worshipped on the sixth day of the week. Christians called Frigga a witch, and considered Friday to be the witches’ day. Some academics suggest that the fear of the number 13 originated in a myth, whereby 12 Gods were having a feast in Valhalla. It is said that the naughty and crafty Loki disrupted the event and appeared as the 13th guest, making Hod (the blind God of darkness) throw a branch of mistletoe at Balder (the God of delight and cheerfulness). Balder was instantly killed and the earth was forced into eternal darkness and mourning. One famous person who supposedly had the fear of the number 13 was Queen Victoria. The story goes that she was invited to a diner but refused to join the other guests because she would have been the 13th at the table, until someone pointed out that one of the guests was pregnant! There are millions of people throughout the world who have strange phobias and over the years I have had to help them overcome them using Fast Track Hypnosis which normally takes 4 sessions. Using the calming effects of my Fast Track Hypnosis method the subconscious mind is allowed to see the phobia in a very funny way. The theory behind this is quite simple: by laughing at your phobia, you cannot be fright-
ened of it, and if you are not frightened of it, it goes away. What started out as a personal interest about the various phobias that people can have, ended up with me compiling a list and putting in on my website. They range from the fear of the mother in law (Penthraphobia) to the fear of long words – Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - which would in itself make the person have a phobia about a phobia! Oh, and guess
what, that’s called Phobophobia! Over the years that I have compiled the list of phobias and their names, it may surprise you to know that my list now extends to over 250 and it is still growing. Two that I have successfully treated but as yet have found no name for, is a phobia of hair remover and another of plastic spiders! Alan holds his Fast Track Hypnosis sessions in Cabo Roig, Guardamar and Benidorm.
For an appointment, brochure or a free of charge initial consultation on your particular problem, contact Alan Gilchrist on 659 229 408 or visit his websites www.alangilchrist.com www.thegastroband.com or www.fitnosys.com
Jet2.com to fly to Edinburgh from El Altet from March 2012 by Jan Gamm LOW COST airline Jet2.com has announced a new non-stop service from Alicante El Altet to Edinburgh from 29th March 2012. The service will run four trips each week and make a total of seven destinations that also includes Leeds, Manchester, Glasgow, Newcastle, Blackpool and Belfast.
Jet2 strengthens its presence in Alicante
Famous architect allegedly paid for work not completed by PP THE PARTIDO POPULAR political party is accused of paying famous architect Santiago Calatrava €5.8 million for projects that have not been constructed. The accusation, reported by the Spanish press, comes from left-wing party EsquerraUnida in Valencia. Authorities are investigating projects paid for by the PP’s Francisco Camps, and contracts indicate that Calatrava was paid for a convention centre in Castellón and three towers that were supposed to be built next to the Arts and Sciences in Valencia. Camps’ government say the projects are on hold.
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Urbanisation President denies allegations by Julie Day LAST FRIDAY, RTN printed an article about a group of residents from the Vista Azul II Urbanisation in Cabo Roig accusingd their president of misusing the community website for political gain and of racist comments, particularly against the Chinese community. Due to deadline constraints together with the fact that RTN had not been issued with an up-to-date contact number, it was not possible to speak to the man at the centre of the row, Alan McPhail, to hear his side of the story. This will now be rectified as the following day RTN went to meet Mr McPhail at his home, together with around 40 other residents, who were all there to support Alan with less than 24 hours’ notice, to refute the accusations that have been made against him by the other group, which they say is a minority. Gordon Smart was the first of many to speak up and say: “They do not represent the majority of this urbanisation. These people have a personal vendetta against Mr McPhail and what they are saying is all lies. Alan McPhail is not a personal friend of mine, but I have to say that this man is the best president that this community has ever had.” This statement and many others of a similar nature were met with cries of “hear, hear” and applause. Mr McPhail was extremely upset by the allegations, especially at being called “racist” - something which he and the others deny vehemently. There is mention in his newsletters of new businesses that are springing up in the local area, some of which happen to be Chinese bazaars and restaurants. Alan comments on the progress of the construction of these enterprises in an informative manner but in no way makes “derogatory racist comments,” as alleged by the smaller group. With regard to the accusation that Mr McPhail uses the community website, which he designed and updates himself, to slander and denounce other political parties, Alan and the other 40 residents strongly deny these allegations too.
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The newsletters do include a section on Local Political News, but this is written in a manner to “…inform residents no matter where they are on what is happening in our urbanisation and the surrounding area.” He states that his comments are meant to be seen as his personal opinion and not reflective of the community. He does criticize the PP of Orihuela, yet praises the PP in Torrevieja for their work in improving the town and states that, “This shows what can be done if the right people are elected, regardless of what political party they are from.” After some thought, Alan conceded that his political opinions and views should be kept separate from the community website and has promised to add a link from the community website to his own personal blog. It was reported that Alan received a 100% increase in gratuity at the last AGM, and that the item was listed as ‘unknown’ on the agenda. This again is denied. One resident suggested that Alan be paid for the work that he does around the community and on the website and this was voted on with the result of 76 for and 23 against. Finally, claims that Vice-President Hector (not George Davis) was sacked because he did not agree with Alan’s political views are also strongly refuted. Alan says that one day Hector just stopped talking to him and would not answer his calls, letters or emails. Alan does not know to this day why this happened. This whole situation on the Vista Azul II Urbanisation has now come to a head, with the smaller group making a denuncia against Mr McPhail, resulting in the Guardia Civil making a visit to his home. Alan is completely distressed by the whole business but will do everything that he can to restore his good name and to continue with his work around and for the community. He himself will now take action against the perpetrators with the full support of the vast majority of the residents on the urbanisation.
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Watts In Britain By
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Choo, choo, choo, Black Lace is on the right track IT WAS fun and frolics down on Blackpool’s North Pier beach yesterday as Black Lace and a cast of hundreds cong, cong, conga-ed down across the shoreline to celebrate the launch of the group’s re-worked 1980s classic, Do The Conga. Following the huge success of the ‘thetrainline.com’ ads that feature Black Lace, the group felt it timely to re-release the disc onto an unwary public. Black Lace’s Dene Michael and Ian Robinson went back into the studio, brought the song up to date and yesterday filmed the accompanying video to the clear delight of Blackpool holiday-makers. “We’ve had as much fun with this,” said Dene, “as we did with the Agadoo Mambo 2009 video that we filmed in Albir.” As many RTN readers will know, Black Lace were based on the Costa Blanca for many years and played a big part in Benidorm’s entertainment scene. Dene was also involved with RTN’s Children in Need extravaganza back in 2005. “COLOURFUL, CATCHY AND INSTANTLY MEMORABLE” If you haven’t seen the trainline.com ad yet (because maybe you’ve been holidaying on Mars or something) you can watch it on the thetrainline.com website now. “‘Do the Conga’, was a top 10 hit in 1984,” says Iain Hildreth, director of marketing for thetrainline.com. Err, thanks Iain but we already knew that. “Aha,” he replies, “but did you know the lyrics have been changed to give information on discounts available to those wanting to save money on train travel?” Nope, didn’t realise that, Iain. He says passengers can get the best deals if they buy tickets before they travel: “People tell us that they don’t always remember to do this so our new campaign is designed to help remind them in a
colourful, catchy and instantly memorable way.” Well Iain, it’s certainly memorable and with all the prime time coverage (it’s been going out during Britain’s Got Talent etc) it’s bound to become ingrained on everyone’s mind – not sure if that’s a good thing. Iain adds, “With Black Lace on vocals and that infamous dance favourite The Conga, we’re confident our new campaign will certainly get that message across and encourage more people to take advantage of the savings on thetrainline.com to get out and about in the UK by train.” Hmmm, I’ve already booked a train ticket myself, so it must be working... FIRST PLANES, NOW TRAINS, WHAT’S NEXT? It occurs to me that Dene Michael is slowly promoting all spheres of transport. The last time I met him was to record a radio interview at Gatwick Airport. It was a cold October morning and both he and Ian had donned orange fezzes to record an advert launching Easy Jet’s new service to Agadir. You can just guess which song was tailored to fit that destination? Did you see the ad? “Agadir, dir, dir, London Gatwick all the way…” Okay lads, you’ve now done planes and trains, what’s next? How about outer space? I suggest to Dene that maybe Virgin Galactic will want an ad. “You could perhaps re-do Superman, as Spaceman,” I offer. Dene smiles, “Just as long as we don’t have to wear any silly silver costumes, like you did last time I met you...” (I’ll tell you about it sometime, folks). BLACK LACE IMMORTALISED It could be that now Blackpool has re-branded the Louis Tussauds waxworks as the ‘first Madame Tus-
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sauds in Britain outside of London’ the lads might find themselves forever ‘frozen’ in honour of their appearance in the town. I can just see Black Lace, in full Las Vegas gear pushing pineapples and shaking trees, as the centrepiece of this new tourist attraction. I will resist the temptation to make any rude remarks about how much wax they’ll get through! Watts in Blackpool, choo, choo, chooing across the beach helping Black Lace beat the world record for the longest conga line…
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THE RECENT law that Spain has adapted by allowing bicycles to be ridden on pavements of more than 3m width has not been carefully thought out. A lot of cyclists ride at speed, weaving in and out between the unsuspecting pedestrians. It’s quite a shock to the system to have a bicycle zoom past you from behind and even worse when you see one speeding towards you and you do not know which way to move to avoid a collision. In Holland the pavement area is divided into a cycle lane and a pedestrian walkway and one knows that to venture on to the cycle lane when walking will result in strong words of condemnation from cyclists; mind you, the people of Holland are born with a bicycle between their legs so they are well instructed on safety from a young age. Not so the cyclists in Spain. Most do not understand how to ride in safety on the road let alone be given the freedom to turn our pavements into a game of ‘dodge the bike’. Even in Spain the Dutch have invented an imaginary bike lane than meanders wherever they feel like going. So come on Spain, think again. By all means make it safe for the cyclist, but not at the expense of pedestrians, young and old. Tony McCarthy Albir
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Don’t let this happen to you THIS IS a true, sad story that could happen to any of us here. My wife’s cousin has died and although she was intelligent, born in Spain and had made her will, her flat, investments and life savings are going to be ‘lost’ because she kept all the details secret. Aurora preferred to live alone: a solitary existence, with no children and even her brothers and sisters had all passed away. It was only after concerned neighbours called the police that they broke into her flat and found her remains. Not knowing the details of any Will, we decided to apply ourselves for the death certificate and to the Registro General de Actos de Ultima Voluntad. The documents duly arrived and we now had a list of each Will she made including the date, Notary and the town where he practiced. Using the final date we contacted the Notary and he explained that if we could prove who we were, our relationship to the deceased, and if our name appeared he would officially open the Will. However, he warned that as a Will is private and confidential he could not disclose anything if we were not included. The final result was that our names did not appear, nor our children or our children’s children!
Two years have now passed and nobody has come forward to claim their inheritance: we don’t have access to the flat, correspondence or her bank accounts. We have never seen a copy of her Will and we don’t even know the name of the beneficiary – and nobody seems to care! We assume the bank is paying the standing orders and will continue to do so until the money runs out! However, this will be quicker than you may imagine and few people realise that after six months if a property is not registered in the new owner’s name, a fine is imposed at the rate of 5% of the property value. After a further three months this rises to 10% and so on until it reaches 50%! There is a moral to this tale – don’t let this happen to you: 1. Make your own Spanish Will 2. Tell the people who will benefit 3. Advise them to obtain their DNI now to save time (you don’t have to be a resident to do this) 4. Give them a copy of the Will or give one to a close friend, but make sure they have the relevant address and phone numbersT. Mitchell * For further information relating ot making a will please turn to page 31.
People should be aware NOT USUALLY one to write to the editor of a newspaper, I have been following the situation in Bahrain. Many people may not even be aware of the torture, destruction and deaths that are taking place there. And, why is this? It is because Western TV has been silent about what is going on. You have to watch alternative news programmes such as Press TV and Al Jazeira TV or the internet to see and hear of the atrocities. Amnesty international has called for all detained anti-regime protesters to be freed, but watching UK TV, we are informed of events in Libya and Syria, but nothing about Bahrain. Why is this?
Let me explain IN REPLY to John Thompson’s criticism of me I would like to do some explaining. The letter published was intended as a personal message to Noel Eastwell. When I saw that it had been printed I wrote to him asking for an apology to be published. I have not seen the apology, yet. My views, although some of our members apparently agree with them, are my personal opinions. How dare you suggest that I, or any other member of
The on-going events there are far worse, as the Bahraini government has invited another country, Saudi Arabia, to its borders to attack its own people who are peacefully protesting. Indeed, Saudi Arabia has its own uprising taking place which is also not reported. More Saudi troops crossed into Bahrain on Thursday, 5th May in advance of a call by anti-regime protestors for a massive protest to take place. Arrests have taken place of hospital staff treating protestors; prisoners are tortured, some to death; mosques and holy sites have been destroyed and emergency rule is being used to try civilians in
military courts. Still nothing on Sky or the BBC! Some activists have died in detention and others are being sentenced to death. An ex-Bahraini opposition MP has died in hospital today after being detained by regime forces. Human rights are being violated daily and we hear nothing! It is questionable why western countries are silent on this issue – what will be the fate of the protestors – Bahraini people will continue to resist against this widespread persecution from what they believe to be a criminal and repressive regime. Will we ever hear about it on UK news?
A true angel I AM writing to express my sincere appreciation for all the help HAH have given us. My 91-year-old mother, Iris Everett, came to live with us in February 2011. She has suffered with ulcers and infections on both her legs over the past two years. On her arrival I asked for help from HAH with the dressing of her legs. Without hesitation arrangements were made for a nurse to call and assess the situation. Initially Helen called a couple of times ... she was lovely ... kind and friendly. As Helen was not the nurse for our area, Lynda began visiting. She was confident she could improve Mum’s legs drastically; I was not so sure because of all the problems we’d had in the UK. However, week on week, Mum’s legs improved immensely and she would have been able to do without her bandages had it not been for the fall she had causing the bandage to graze her leg: I have never seen her legs looking so good. When Lynda visits it’s like having a really good friend call. She has a brilliant sense of humour, is kind, patient and attentive with Mum and you never feel time is an issue with her. Lynda also takes an interest in the family as a whole and is always eager to help with any problems we may have with Mum, who suffers with dementia. Lynda is a true angel and will be greatly missed when she no longer needs to call. Many thanks for all your help and good luck & best wishes for the future of HAH Jackie and Bobby Sutherland
Eurogolf, treat the staff with anything less than respect; we are all adults and act like adults. Why should we want to leave La Marquesa? The point of my letter was that the majority of clubs that I have played at in Spain have the same attitude and they may bend over backwards initially to welcome us, but we would expect that to change when we were established. One of the highest considerations of our society is speed of play. For that reason the society supplies its own marshals at every meeting. Finally I never compared prices in Spain to South Africa, Zimbabwe, Philippines or any of the other countries in which I have played: I compared the service. Brian Green
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How to vote in the Spanish municipal elections by Patricia Thompson ON SUNDAY 22nd May 2011, elections for both local councils as well as autonomous regional governments will take place all over the country. As a non-Spanish voter, you are entitled to vote for those who will represent you in your local town hall, provided that you are registered on the municipal census (padrón) and on the voting register. Non-Spanish nationals are NOT entitled to participate in the autonomous community (regional government) elections, only the municipal elections. On 22nd May, local schools and certain municipal premises will be converted into polling stations and will be open to voters from 9am through to 8pm. It should be noted that the method of voting may be DIFFERENT in Spain to your home country! It is important to know HOW TO VOTE as your vote could well become void if the correct procedure is not followed. In Spain, a person votes for the particular political party, not for a particular person or area (ward) representative. Each political party presents a list of their candidates. The list will include the same number of candidates as there are seats on the local council, with three ‘spares’. (In Torrevieja, for instance, there will be a total of 27 seats on the local council and each political party will produce their own list of the 27 (plus 3 spares). The voting slip for municipal elections is the WHITE voting slip. This white slip is the only one which a non-Spanish voter is entitled to use. The pink coloured slips are for the autonomous community elections in which only Spanish nationals can vote. Generally, the first name on the municipal (white) list will become Mayor of the town should that particular political party win the most seats. WHAT TO DO ON VOTING DAY Your polling station will, most likely, be the school or municipal premises designated for that purpose for the day, which is nearest to your home. You should attend there at any time between 9am and 8pm: the voting procedure should only take a few minutes. Take with you a recognised, official form
of identity which includes a photograph of yourself, for example a passport, driving licence, residents’ or national identity card. On a table inside the polling station, you will find a number of piles of voting slips, one pile for each political party. The voting slips for the municipal elections are WHITE. This is the ONLY voting slip you can use. TAKE CARE to ensure that you only pick up the voting slip for the party you wish to vote for. Study the slip to ensure it is the correct party. (Probably, you will already have decided and will recognise the name, initial, and ‘logo’). Take ONE voting slip of the party for which you wish to vote. (i.e. a white coloured paper with the name of the political party, the ‘logo’ of that party and a list of the names of their candidates). DO NOT MARK THE VOTING SLIP IN ANY WAY AT ALL. The placing of a cross or any other mark on the paper will result in your vote becoming VOID! Place the UNMARKED, WHITE voting slip in the WHITE coloured envelope provided. (You will find a pile of envelopes next to the voting slips). Report to the voting desk and produce your identity document – your name will be checked to ensure that it is included in the voters register for that particular polling station. When you are told, PLACE THE ENVELOPE containing your UNMARKED voting slip, into the transparent urn on the presidential table. During the run-up to the election you may well receive, either through the post or given to you by one of the local political parties, an envelope containing a voting slip. MAKE SURE that the slip is for the POLITICAL PARTY THAT YOU WISH TO VOTE FOR. If this is the case, you only need to take your envelope and slip along to the polling station on the day. Ensure that neither the voting slip, nor the envelope are marked in any way. ONLY UNMARKED VOTING PAPERS WILL BE ACCEPTABLE at the final count! As a resident in Spain, you have a RIGHT to decide which political party will run your local council for the next four years. Make sure that you USE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE!
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Thieves of manhole covers nabbed in Calpe By Jan Gamm TWO MEN have been arrested for stealing more than one hundred municipal manhole covers and gratings from the
Manholes were stolen in Calpe
Calpe municipal warehouse in Rafoll. The manhole covers are estimated by the council to be worth approximately 60€ each, making a total haul of around 6,000€. The culprits are both Spanish and residents of Benidorm, aged 22 and 35 respectively. They failed to consider the weight of the manhole covers and were spotted by police on Wednesday in a severely overloaded getaway vehicle. They were subsequently taken in for questioning by officers of the Guardia Civil.
Couple arrested for attempting to sell baby A SPANISH couple, as yet unnamed by police, has been arrested for attempting to sell a fivemonth-old baby girl on the streets of Alcantarilla, a small town seven kilometres from Murcia. They approached at least four different women with a proposition to sell the baby for the amount of 5,000€. The couple left their telephone number with the women, one of whom reported the incident to the police, enabling them to perform a trace. It was later confirmed that the child was the couple’s own daughter. The child has now been placed under the care of the child protection authorities pending further investigation.
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Victims of the Civil War Drastic steps to not to be exhumed at develop an effective HIV vaccine now Valley of the Fallen under revision by Jan Gamm
THE SPANISH government has made a decision not to exhume the remains of the 30,000 Spanish Civil War victims entombed at the Valle de los Caidos (Valley of the Fallen), General Franco’s mausoleum near Madrid. A dozen families of victims from the Republican side of the conflict had expressed a wish to move their relatives’ remains to an alternative place of interment. However, studies com-
missioned by the Spanish government have revealed that it would not be possible to accurately identify the severely decomposed bones for re-burial. The Valle de los Caidos contains remains of victims from both sides of the conflict and features a 500 foot cross set over a basilica hewn from the living rock. The government is now considering whether to exhume the remains of the dictator himself, for re-burial alongside his wife, Doña María del Carmen Polo.
By Jan Gamm IN FEBRUARY it was announced by the Catalan AIDS Vaccine Research Project of the Hospital Clinic of Barcelona that Spain had developed a vaccine that decreases the presence of AIDS in patients. However, it does not completely remove the virus and the AIDS problem has become so grave that a programme of ‘adaptive’ design is being debated by researchers. A vaccine for HIV is now vital to stem the decline of life expectancy in certain World communities such as Zimbabwe, where in 1990 the average life expectancy was 62.4 years yet by 2006 had reduced to 34 years for women and 37 years for men. The proposed programme of research involves short terms results being sought and discarded in early trials if found ineffective, without waiting for long term effects to be analysed. A combination of antiviral drugs has succeeded in reducing the death rate in developed countries but treatment is costly, difficult to maintain long term and there is always an imminent danger of certain strains of HIV becoming resistant to the drugs.
Child sex abuser gets 14 years behind bars The Valley of the Fallen
A MAN found guilty of sexually abusing an 11-year-old girl at her home in Jávea in 1999 has finally been sentenced to 14 years imprisonment. The man worked as a gardener at the girl’s home and the girl went to help him water the plants in the garden, which is when the attack occurred.
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Thousands present for the Feria de Mayo opening night by Julie Day THOUSANDS OF people gathered in Torrevieja’s port area on Wednesday evening for the inauguration of the town’s spectacular Feria de Mayo. The official opening took place at around 9.30pm, yet all of the fair’s 27 casetas (or huts) were brimming with people eating and drinking well before this time. Welcoming speeches were offered, followed by the switching on of the newly added 20,000 LED lights and a spectacular firework display. This 25th edition of the May Fair is open throughout the day and night until 11pm on Sunday evening when Torrevieja’s Mayor, Pedro Hernández Mateo will officially close the event. Each evening will consist of a different programme of events with fantastic horse parades taking place over the mornings of Saturday and Sunday. Tonight (Friday), the final of the first ever Copla Competi-
Minor arrested for stabbing
A MINOR has been arrested in El Campello, accused of the stabbing of a 19-year-old man in the early hours of Sunday morning, 8th May. The minor was apprehended and arrested by the Civil Guard the following day at around noon and taken into care by the local children’s authority. The victim suffered four stab wounds and was taken to the Hospital de San Juan in Alicante. The motive for the attack is as yet unknown.
tion will be held on the main stage at 10pm, where the five finalists who hail from Murcia, Jaén, Córdoba and Cádiz hope to dance their way to a 2,500€ first prize. This will be preceded by a great dance performance by the Agustina Esteve Dance Academy at 9pm, followed by a musical performance by the hugely popular flamenco singer Valderrama at 11pm. At 12pm on Saturday morning a traditional mass will be held in the main Inmaculada church, after which 300 horses and carriages will set off from the port area, make their way to the main church and then back to the fair until 4pm. The evening’s events include a dance performance from the Lola Morales Academy of Dance at 9pm and a concert by Manu Tenorio at 11pm. The final day of the fair begins early at 10am with a concentration of horses and their riders, parading through the main streets of Torrevieja and around the precinct of the May Fair, culminating in a ‘Grand Equestrian Show’ at the Plaza de Toros.
Crowds wander between the casetas at the Feria de Mayo
To end the five-day long event there will be a performance by the María del Ángel Dance School at 8pm; a concert by Raquel Morey at 9pm; a second performance by Antonio el Torero and his team of flamenco dancers at 10pm and the closing act of the May Fair at 11pm, to consist of an official speech by the mayor and a choir performance by the José Hodar Choir.
RTN treats Laura Grewar children to day out
Lyn Adams with the six tickets for Agua Natura
by Julie Day LYN ADAMS, from El Chaparral in Torrevieja, had to double-check after being informed that she had won two tickets to Benidorm’s Tierra Natura after entering RTN’s 600th edition competition. She called the RTN office in disbelief and was told by Kirsty on the desk that it was indeed true. Lyn, who works tirelessly to raise money for various charities, predominantly the Davila-Grewar Fund (was the Laura Appeal) immediately spotted a chance to do something for the charity and asked if it was possible to use the two winning tickets as a raffle prize in order to raise more money for the charity. After retelling the devastating story of young mother, Laura Grewar, who tragically died from cancer leaving behind a husband and four children
under the age of 12, the conversation between Kirsty and Lyn became extremely emotional. Lyn commented that it would have been lovely to be able to take the children and José, their father, up to Tierra Natura for a break. Without a moment’s thought, Kirsty replied: “I can’t give you tickets for Tierra Natura but I can offer you six free tickets for Agua Natura.” The children were over the moon when told by Lyn that they would be visiting Agua Natura soon and were jumping up and down with delight. Lyn said: “I’d like to thank the RTN for the extra tickets for the children and in particular Kirsty, who was so nice, understanding, helpful and efficient. She kindly changed the value of the prize to enable me and José to take the kids on this fantastic day out.”
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Tour passengers, pictured outside the PP headquarters, each received a suit cover
AN ORGANISED bus tour of the main points in the Gürtel corruption scandal involving the President of the Valencian Community, Franscisco Camps, has been staged in Madrid by comedian Leo Bassi. “Here lives the people who run Spain,” ran the commentary of the controversial actor, as the buses rolled past large golf courses. “We’re not doing anything illegal…!” he assured his amused audience at the culmination of the tour route, outside the party headquarters of the Partido Popular. Highlights of the tongue-in-cheek organised protest tour included expensive shops and restaurants - the meeting venues of the alleged scams of the principal players in the corruption case that continues to rock the Valencian community. SUIT COVERS And the two busloads of tour participants received complimentary travel sickness bags (labelled ‘ideological sickness’) chocolate euros; and a free suit cover marking the alleged ‘gift’ of a wardrobe of expensive clothes given to Franscisco Camps by the tailor implicated in the case. The remarks of passers-by included “hilarious,” “surreal” and “typical of Spain.”
Candlelight causes fire in Albatera
A 34-year-old North African man whose third floor apartment was burned in the early hours of Wednesday morning in Albatera, Alicante, blames the accident on the lack of electricity after his power supply was cut off, forcing him to use candles for light. The fire forced evacuation of three other families in the bulding but they were able to return home shortly afterward. Nobody was injured.
Local teacher runs for Mayor IT IS not just the large Spanish towns that are going to the Polls on Sunday 22rd May. Municipal elections are happening all across the width and breadth of Spain and in the small town of Jesús Pobre (near Denia) Sebastian Aguilla is standing as the BLOC candidate for Mayor. Sebastian, who is a teacher at the local primary school and lives in the village with his family, is running with two BLOC party colleagues Ma Rosa Costa and Josep Lluís Fornés. Sebastian and his colleagues are presenting their ‘Presentació Candidatura’ at the Jesús Pobre Town Hall today (Friday) at 8pm, and a running on a ticket of ‘A Better Town to Live In”
Sebastian Aguilla and his two running mates
which involves 38 different initiatives such as improving the Heathcare Centre, enlarging the Library, better control of the hours and noise from building works going on in the village, providing more access to the Internet, and improving the recreational zones. If you have registered
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Hundreds gather to celebrate Europe Day by Julie Day HUNDREDS OF residents of various European nationalities gathered together in the main square of Torrevieja on Monday morning to commemorate Europe Day; celebrated every 9th May all over the European Union. The morning began with a strong performance by the Torrevieja Pipes and Drums, followed by speeches from a resident from the British community (Maureen Payne, President of Age Concern); a resident from the Irish population (Aoife Leddy, editor of The Coastrider) and a Scandinavian representative (Helena Iversson, from Más Amigos). All spoke of how they considered Torrevieja to be their homes and were proud to be called ‘Torrevejenses’. In possibly his last public speech on Europe Day,
the Mayor of Torrevieja, Pedro Hernández Mateo, talked emotionally about Torrevieja and its residents. He stated that no one in Torrevieja is ‘foreign’ or ‘a foreigner’ and that all are ‘Torrevejenses’, some who happened to be born in another country. He went on to say that Torrevieja was a perfect example of a city where all of its European residents had integrated and were living peacefully together. The Más Amigos Association was presented with the Día de Europa Estrella de Oro, awarded to the person or organisation that has done the most towards the integration of the different nations of the town. After the raising of the European flag, the audience Morris were treated to a few hours of music and dance provided by the Belles & Beaux Morris Dance Team, Irish dancing from folk band, Bardoi and a group of French residents Belles & dancing Spanish Sevillanas. Beaux
Los Verdes electoral fiesta
LOS VERDES are to hold an `electoral fiesta` on the Plaza at Playa Flamenca (near the Post Office) on Saturday 14th May
starting at 6pm. There will be free barbecue sausages and all are welcome.
Shopping centre entices visitors with free raffle tickets
By Julie Day THE HABANERAS Commercial Centre in Torrevieja, located next to Carrefour, is holding its annual raffle ticket lottery where gift vouchers of 200€ are up for grabs every weekend throughout May and June. Free raffle tickets are to be handed out to visitors at the commercial centre, who must then write their details onto the ticket and post them into the urns provided. On 27th June a final grand prize draw will take place, in which all previous participants will be entered, and the winner will receive a gift voucher 400€ to spend in the centre. The winners will be announced on Facebook on the centre’s page at Centro Commercial Habaneras.
Calling all singer-songwriters By Julie Day THE INTERCULTURARTE Ibérica Association in association with the town hall of Torrevieja is holding its second International Songwriters of the Vega Baja Competition and is making an appeal for all singer-songwriters to enter. The competition is open to all musical composers and singers of all nationalities and will be held over two days. The first phase of classification for the final gala will take place on Friday 10th June from 6pm at the Virgen del Carmen Cultural Centre of Torrevieja, where all songwriters are invited to perform their music and songs to the judges. The final competition and gala will take
place two days later on Sunday 12th June at the same time and place as Friday’s event. The prize is a professional recording of three songs plus 250 copies, which is being offered by Van H Productions and Recording Studio. This event is officially being sponsored by Murphy’s on the Park Irish Pub in Torrevieja, which has previously hosted several events for the association on their premises. For further details on the II International Songwriters of the Vega Baja Competition or to enter please contact Eugen Nagy on 666 694 611 or via email at nagy.futuristika@gmail.com or presidente@interculturarte.org
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Old favourites Once again the Spanish news is dominated this week by a number of old favourites: ETA, Corruption, Domestic Violence, Tourism, Smoking, and China all make a welcome return, along with a classic ‘Typically Spanish’ story, but more on that later. It was certainly encouraging to read recently that a new guide of resources available to women who suffer from domestic violence has been published by the British Consulate in Alicante, with information in English on helplines and emergency phone numbers, plus contact details for victim support offices, but, and I don’t want to sound disparaging here, it is hard not to feel that it is still very much a case of ‘too little, too late’. Look at these recent stories, all from the last week: A young woman who was attacked by her boyfriend has been admitted to intensive care in La Ribera district hospital in Alzira, Valencia with stab-wounds to her stomach and chest. The victim was knifed in her home by her former partner in front of their five-year-old son. A thirty year old woman from Almeria has become the latest victim of domestic violence, stabbed twenty times by her former partner.
When police arrived on the scene they found the lifeless body of the woman on the street and the murder weapon next to her body. Police and firemen entering a house in calle Ascensión Bielsa in the Puente de Vallecas district of Madrid found the decapitated body of a forty year old woman. The husband, who had tried to commit suicide, was also discovered in the house. These victims are either dead or in intensive care, so I suspect that a helpline and a few brochures aren’t going to be that much use to them. On a more positive note the court in Motril recently expelled a Moroccan man from Spain for ten years, on charges of domestic violence. The court had earlier handed down a year’s jail sentence on the accused, placed a 500m distancing order against him, and ordered him to pay compensation of 155 €, and when that didn’t deter him took more drastic action. On a more cheerful note, according to the Ministry for Development there are going to be 7.4% more seats on flights to Spain this year, and that so far this year more than 40 million travellers have passed through Spanish airports in the first three months of the year. But ... before you all go rejoicing, British
and German owners of property in Spain came to visit less with the fall in the number of Britons with a second home being 17% and in the case of the Germans 11%. Remember I have written before about the steady takeover of Spain by the Chinese? Yet more evidence as China’s fourth-biggest airline group, HNA Group, has bought a 20-percent stake in leading Spanish hotel chain NH Hoteles for 431.6€ million. What was of more interest though was that it was also announced that the two firms will set up a joint venture for the development of a chain of four-star hotels in China, one of the world’s fastest-growing tourism markets. This is all part of China’s plan to develop its own tourist market as only as recently as 2000 it received just eight million visitors, but will become the World’s most visited country in 2020, according to the United Nations World Tourism Organisation. The country replaced Spain last year as the World’s third most visited country behind France and the United States. It received 55.98 million international arrivals in 2010; a 10% increase over the previous year. So Spain is forg-
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ing an alliance, or is that a dependence, on a country with a stated aim of competing for the same tourist business. It will all end in tears... And finally ...... only in Spain! A drunk driver has been acquitted in Spain because of the skill with which he fled the police. It happened in Murcia last month where the driver refused to stop for a roadside alcohol test, jumped red lights and skidded on the curves but he did so ‘driving skilfully at speed’. When he was finally caught he gave a level of 0.45 grams of alcohol per litre of blood. While he was initially convicted, the judges in the higher court considered the sentence was ‘absurd’ because it made no sense that if he was drunk, how was he capable of controlling a vehicle at great speed and even making handbrake turns? Chris runs an expat blog about life in Spain (www.almerimarlife.com) and is a regular contributor to a number of publications and radio stations in Spain, as well as writing a monthly column for the Telegraph Expat site and is a Telegraph Expat guest blogger. He lives in Almerimar with his wife Sands, four cats, two Harleys and more often than not a glass of red.
Views from a balcony is sponsored by Central Contracts (www.centralcontracts.com) a leading car leasing company supplying cars and vans to business users and private individuals. See also http://almerimarlife.com/expat-technology-blog chris@almermarlife.com Social Networks: Twitter - Facebook - Facebook Group
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Essential Spanish lesson Spanish lessons by
Jane Cronin
A weekly ‘cut out and keep’ feature helping you to learn basic Spanish for everyday needs
Lesson 157
As promised, or threatened, depending on the way you look at it, we are now on to the Past Simple tense, otherwise known as the Past Historic, or the “pretérito”. I’m always very honest about what things in the Spanish language are easy and what things are difficult. This tense in Spanish is easyish at the beginning because the basic idea of when we use it is clear, but the endings do take a bit of getting used to. Unfortunately, there is also a fair range of irregular verbs and in addition some tricky differences between when we use this tense and when we use the descriptive past tense. Apart from that – it’s a walkover, rather like falling off a log, although I have never done this and it always sounds rather painful to me. Anyway, the idea of this article is not to teach the tense all over again, but to give you a little test of your knowledge. We are now actually revising articles 98 to 108 which can be found on my website in the RTN articles section. Well, there’s nothing like a bit of conjugation to get us in the mood, so first of all, fill in the gaps in these three tables. Try to do it from your head rather copying it from your verb book, which is basically cheating. Also, you might start a sneezing fit from all that dust that flies off it when you move it. Miré -I looked -you looked (familiar) Miró -he, she looked - you looked (formal) Miramos -we looked
-you looked (familiar plural) -they looked. Bebiste - I drank -you drank -he/she drank -we drank bebisteis-you drank (plural) bebieron-they drank Viví -I lived Viviste -you lived Vivió -he/she lived vivimos -we lived vivisteis -you lived (plu) -they lived (One point each – 10 points in total)
There is another minor spelling change in the third person of these verbs. He fell _________ they fell ____________ (caerse) She read _________ they read ___________ (leer) He heard __________they heard __________ (oír) (1 point each – 10 points in total) Now we will look at a few verbs that make root changes in the third person. For example: Murió – (he died) murieron (they died) Siguió – (she followed) siguieron (they followed)
These are of course completely standard, regular verbs in the past simple tense. Now see if you can do the same with these verbs: Ayudar, cambiar, cocinar, comprar, escuchar, pensar, trabajar, viajar, aprender, comer, conocer, entender, abrir, decidir, recibir, salir. (3 points for each conjugation - 24 points in total) There are a few more of these verbs which, although regular, contain some spelling adjustments to reflect the pronunciation. See if you can work out how the following should be spelt: I paid ____________________ (pagar) I looked for _______________ (buscar) I played __________________ (jugar) I started __________________(empezar)
E-books take off in Spain A STUDY by the Ministry of Culture has revealed that the publication of electronic books (e-books) has increased
Write down the third persons singular and plural of these verbs: Sentirse, dormir, pedir, repetir, conseguir. (1 point each – 10 points in total). Finally, see how you get on with translating this into Spanish. It’s a bit of a challenge, but all the verbs and regular – good luck! Yesterday I got up (levantarse) at half past seven. I had a shower (ducharse) and then I had tea and cereal for breakfast (desayunar). I took (llevar) my daughters to secondary school and started (empezar) work. I worked (trabajar) a lot of hours but between classes I had (tomar) a coffee. In the afternoon I went for a walk (pasear) in the centre of San Pedro and had dinner (cenar) at home. I went to bed (acostarse) early in order to go to work the following day. And you? What time did you get up (levantarse)? (This is worth a lot of points – let’s say 30 in total.) Answers next week!
by 50% since last year. The Culture Ministry believes the statistics are proof that electronic literature will become the ‘face of power’ in the publishing world. The highest increase is in the subject of Science and Technology, at 17.7%. 94% of the books were published in Spanish.
Seve dies: the passing of a golfing legend By Jan Gamm THE WORLD golfing community is in mourning following the death of icon Seve Ballesteros. Seve lost his brave battle with brain cancer last Saturday after undergoing four operations and a regime of chemotherapy. On Friday, 54-yearold Ballesteros’ family reported from his home in northern Spain that his condition had deteriorated dramatically and his death was announced the following morning. Winner of 87 titles, including three British Opens and two Masters, Seve Ballesteros was acknowledged as golf’s
greatest shot maker; a major influence in the golfing fraternity and well loved by all who were privileged to compete alongside him. Fellow Spaniards José-Maria Olazabel and Miguel Angel Jiménez openly wept at the Spanish Open in Barcelona on hearing the news of his imminent passing. A funeral on Wednesday was attended by a number of golfing celebrities including Lee Westwood, Sam Torrance and Nick Faldo, as well as President of Madrid Esperanza Aguirre, and the new Secretary of State for Sport, Albert Soler. The service was shown on three giant screens set up
outside the church. “What can you say about Seve…he was a legend; an icon; and everything that is good about European golf: a true World superstar,” said RTN’s golfing guru Noel Eastwell. Ballesteros’ ashes were
Seve Ballesteros
taken to his home in Pedrena, to be scattered beneath the Magnolia tree in his garden according to his wishes. The house overlooks the beach where as a boy Seve practised hitting pebbles with a wooden-shafted 3 iron.
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The taxes and fees on property sales by
Michael Olmer Solicitor, Link Point Legal and Business Services
IF YOU are selling your property in Spain you need to be aware of the taxes and fees that may take a hefty bite out of the sale price. A tax that is unfamiliar to Anglo-Saxon homeowners is the ‘Plus Valia’ tax. This is a local ‘capital gains’ tax charged on the increase in the value of the land on which Urban property is sited, during the period you have owned it. It is charged not only on the sale of a property, but also if the property is the subject of an inheritance, if it is transferred in some other way. It is important to realise that the tax is charged on land alone, not on the buildings that may stand on the land, and it is not charged on land that is officially classed as ‘rustic’. The rates of tax are set by each municipality and can vary widely from one district to another. The tax is based on the increase in the official, that is to say the ‘Catastral’, value of the land which a property occupies. This is the same value that is used to set your local property tax or ‘IBI’ and can be found on the bill for your ‘IBI’ issued by your local Ayuntamiento each year and is shown as the ‘valor del suelo’. The actual price at which a property changes hands, or the value attributed to it if is the subject of a gift or inheritance is irrelevant. On a sale of a property it is the responsibility of the
seller to pay the tax, but if the seller fails to pay it this responsibility may be passed to the buyer. If you are putting your property on the market it is a good idea to ask your local town hall or local tax agency such as SUMA to calculate the amount of the Plusvalia before you find a buyer, to help you with your budgeting. If you are selling an individual house which stands on a large plot which you have owned for a considerable length of time the amount of the Plusvalia Tax could be many thousands of Euros. On the other hand, as the tax is charged on the value of land alone, the amount of Plusvalia Tax charged on a flat in a block which you have not owned for very long the tax may be quite modest. If the property is being inherited or is the subject of some other type of gift, it is the beneficiary or recipient of the property liable to pay the tax. Certain transactions are exempt from the Plusvalia Tax, the main ones being the transfer of property between spouses who are divorcing, or to children to comply with Court judgments. You will also be responsible for paying the national Capital Gains Tax on the increase in the value of property as a whole – both land and buildings – during the time you have owned it. If you have not been resident in Spain for tax purposes, which broadly speaking means that you
have been paying Spanish income tax, the Notary who must deal with your sale must retain 3% of the total sale price you receive as security for this tax. You must then submit tax form 211 to officially account for the precise amount of tax and pay any excess that may be due, or if any refund is due to you reclaim it using tax form 212. Again, if you have not been fiscally resident in Spain, it is important to budget for the retention of 3% of the price by the Notary. If your property is subject to a mortgage, normally this is repaid on a sale, although in certain situations, a buyer may take over the mortgage outstanding on a property. There will be fees due to the Notary and Land Registry fees for the cancellation of your mortgage in addition to any charge that your bank may make for dealing with the repayment or transfer of the mortgage to the buyer. All of these fees and taxes must be budgeted for and if you are in the unfortunate position of being on the margins of ‘negative equity’ it may actually cost you money to sell your property. If you need help in budgeting for the sale of your property please contact us to try and avoid any unpleasant surprises, but also possibly find ways of saving money or reclaiming any tax that may be charged.
Calle Andromeda 24, 03581 Albir - Alfaz del Pí, Alicante. Email: client@linkpointlegal.com Web: www.linkpointlegal.com Tel: 96 626 0500 Fax: 96 686 52 77
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money
by
Suzanne O’Connell Customer Care at Ábaco
Stop putting it off: make that will! WHAT IS always on the bottom of your list of to-dos? We’ve all got them. Those tasks which aren’t going to go away but we just can’t manage to persuade ourselves to do, just yet. There’s usually an excuse. We’re too busy, haven’t enough money, the sun’s out, the sky is blue, something that means we procrastinate. On my list at the moment is getting the car serviced (not enough money), sorting out my summer clothes from winter (too busy and haven’t enough summer ones yet) and making a Spanish will. The trouble is that putting off the first two isn’t such a big issue. I should get the car serviced and I will eventually but in the meantime it does run okay and there aren’t any flashing lights on the dash board… yet. But the will is another matter entirely. I suppose it’s a case of when do you own up to the fact that you’re not getting any younger and there is only one certainty in life? I should know better. At Abaco I am writing every day about inheritance tax, the importance of making a Spanish will and problems that it can
cause your inheritors if you don’t. Ignorance is not an excuse for me. I know that inheritance tax in Spain must be paid before the title deed is registered in the heir’s name and that bank accounts can be frozen. I know that you don’t automatically pass down your property to your next of kin, even when you are married to them. I also know that making a will can help you make sure that your inheritors pay as little as possible in inheritance tax. Like everyone, I want to do the best I can for those I leave behind. So what’s stopping me? I have the resolve, I have the reason. Instead of telling other people why they should make a Spanish will it really is time I made one myself. In fact, I’ll do it now. Trouble is, I’ve run out of time writing this article. I’ll just add it to my to-dos for tomorrow instead… For more information on Spanish Wills and Inheritance call the Ábaco Helpline (00 34) 96 670 3748. Friendly British staff will answer your queries, free of charge with no obligation.
“If you would like a FREE, no obligation tax consultation and help with completing your annual tax declaration contact one of Ábaco’s friendly team on ÁbacoConnect Help-line 966 703 748 | www.abacoconnect.com”
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Spain’s deficit targets on course CREDIT AGENCY Moody’s announced on Monday that Spain’s credit rating is unlikely to be affected by rising funding costs driven by market fears of Greek debt restructuring. The country is said to be on course to meet this year’s deficit targets, with no concerns that Spain’s Aa2 rating will be changed amid the euro zone’s debt crisis.
Tax refunds for 2010 THE SECOND Deputy Prime Minister and Minister for Economy and Finance, Elena Salgado, announced on Wednesday that the Treasury has paid out more than €920 million to 1,350,000 taxpayers with an entitlement to refunds on their tax returns for 2010, representing more than 64% of refund applications.
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by
Karla Darocas
Information Technology & Communications
Going Green is the best business model to rock the recession NO MATTER which way you turn, businesses that at one time boomed have now gone bust as the economy crisis continues to drag on. However, there are ventures that are glowing and growing and their colour is green!
Businesses that are built on friendly service relationships that can help customers find value and save money are the types of businesses that really rock during a recession. When you add the element of ‘recycling’ to the business mix you then have a green, sustainable enterprise. Moraira resident Louise Rowlands is one of the Costa Blanca’s hardest working moms. Not only does she hold down a regular restaurant job, but she also reaches out to her community in order to recycle ‘ropas’. Louise is a new generation of mothers doing everything they can to save the environment and make the planet a better place. “We recycle everything at home and at work (in the restaurant) including glass, paper and plastic,” explains the busy mother and wife. “We also do a lot of our shopping online to reduce our carbon footprint.” Louise learned about the art of recycling clothes by first working in a dress agency. “People would come into the dress agency and bring their new or nearly new clothes. Why? Perhaps their clothes were bought as a gift or their clothes
had shrunk or just didn’t fit anymore,” describes Louise. “Anyway, I thought that this was an excellent way of recycling clothes without wasting them or putting them in the rubbish bin. It was also way to generate some earnings both for the customer and for my family.” Louise has also taken more steps towards being a greener citizen by allowing her clients to view these recycled clothes on the web, hence saving shoppers even more money and time. She acknowledges that she uses Facebook, Blogs and Recycling websites like CBbuy-sell.com to sell to her customer. “All of these online sites have been fantastic selling tools for me.” More and more consumers are waking up to the realisation that by shopping online they are both saving gas and time and they are helping to minimise carbon footprint and air pollution. “I really love to shop online,” she concludes. “I even buy my food online and recently I got my boss involved by doing the same for the restaurant.” Louise spreads her love of recycling to her son as she tries to teach him about the value of saving the planet. “Although he is only small at the moment, the more he understands about recycling and living a greener life the better life he will have in the future and for his family. In the house, we always involve him in recycling. When we take out the rubbish down to the
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bin, we separate everything. He then will put all the plastic in one bin, glass in one and paper in another. Also he sees that Nanny and Grandad have a compost bin in which they put all of their organic waste and my son will help them with this too! In conclusion, we all can think of ‘green’ business ideas that will help the plant and help our economy.
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QROPS - the realities of giving and receiving advice by
Stephen Ward & Robert Burns IT WOULD be interesting to know how many column miles have been devoted to QROPS over the last few years. As a concept it has captured the imagination of advisers. Unfortunately, this often includes those who know so little about UK pension law that any so called advice they give may be considered dangerous. Many of the latter, though, recognise that the entire area of pension transfer advice (whether to a QROPS or not) is a specialist field and should be accompanied by substantive technical knowledge of how the UK pension system works and knowledge of how the pensions system works in the various jurisdictions where QROPS are to be found. Advisers in this category are open minded enough to introduce their QROPS enquiries to us and we thank them for trusting us to assist with their clients. Claims of offering access to all QROPS are just plain silly There are thousands of them and most are in jurisdictions which only open their door to local residents. So for example
although a resident of Spain may transfer their UK pension fund to a QROPS in Guernsey, New Zealand, Isle of Man or Malta, they cannot transfer to a QROPS in Jersey or Australia. In fact only a tiny proportion of all QROPS are ‘open’ to the public at large. The real choice is from less than perhaps 100 schemes not from the entirety of the contents of the QROPS list maintained by HMRC.
comprise, any guarantees that apply together with the current transfer value and any cost of transferring. It should then set out the comparative benefits you can expect to receive on a transfer to a QROPS and how those benefit opportunities compare with those associated with your UK pension rights. This should be capable of being explained to you in language you understand.
Transparency of costs and references If you are receiving advice on QROPS always ask for and accept nothing less than transparency as to costs. Be suspicious of anything being free of charge because it will not be - instead there will be a huge and undisclosed commission lurking somewhere. The advice you receive needs to be paid for as does the QROPS provider, but you have a moral right to know to the penny what those costs are. Think about asking for a reference from another client who has used the adviser’s services on a transfer to a QROPS: if this is not forthcoming then vote with your feet. Ask the adviser to confirm the level of their pension qualifications - a generalist financial services qualification will not suffice.
ASK THE SPECIALISTS - PREMIER PENSION SOLUTIONS If you do not understand in detail what the adviser is telling you this is more than likely because he does not understand it himself. And if you ask any question of the adviser which he cannot answer but has to go away and ask a specialist - then show them the door and come to the specialists – Premier Pension Solutions. For further information about QROPS and Pension Planning opportunities please email review@qrops.es or see http://www.prempensions.com and http://www.qrops.es
IMPORTANCE OF PROPER PENSION ADVICE We see many instances where people have transferred to a QROPS without receiving advice in writing. By that I do not mean some generic QROPS summary which makes no reference to you and your existing pension rights, but a comprehensive letter of recommendation. This should set out in clear language what your UK pension rights currently
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Liabilities and rights arising from acting as guarantors by
Carlos Baos
of White & Baos Abogados English & Spanish Solicitors
A WHILE ago my daughter and her boyfriend (who have no income or assets of their own) requested and signed a credit contract at a bank for their new beauty salon. His parents and my wife and I agreed to be the guarantors for this credit contract. As my daughter and her boyfriend are not now making any repayments the bank has sent a registered letter (burofax) to my wife and me claiming for the debt. We have decided to pay in order to avoid accrued interest, court costs, expenses and legal fees etc, but the other two guarantors refuse to pay. Would it be possible for us to pay the bank and then make a claim to the parents of our daughter’s boyfriend?
Dear reader, thank you for your email. It is difficult to advise you without seeing the actual signed credit contract but in general we can state the following: Firstly, it is always unwise to sign a document without receiving legal advice or without asking the Notary to explain the legal consequences involved. Secondly, in guarantee agreements such as this it is usual that the main debtors will be your daughter and her boyfriend; and you and your wife, and the parents of your daughter’s boyfriend would sign jointly and severally as surety guarantors (fiadores solidarios) which means that the four of you (as a group) and also each one of you (as an individual) are responsible for the total amount of the debt, just as if you were the principal debtors. You should send a registered letter to every party telling them that the bank has demanded payment and that you and your wife have made the decision to pay in order to avoid accrued
interest, court costs, expenses and legal fees, etc. In regards to the main debtors (i.e. your daughter and her boyfriend) in our opinion you will be able to claim against them for any payments you make to the bank, under article 1838 of the Spanish Civil Code. Regarding the parents of your daughter’s boyfriend, in a similar way to yourselves they are likely to be joint and several cosurety guarantors, so we must take into consideration articles 1844 to 1846 of the Spanish Civil Code, which state that since all of you are guarantors of the same debtor(s) and for the same debt you will be able to claim against the other coguarantors for their portion of the debt paid by you to the bank. For you to be able to progress this matter, the Spanish Civil Code states that your payment to the creditor (in this case the bank) should be done as a consequence of a court claim received by
you or when the main debtor is bankrupt. Fortunately this requirement has now been mitigated and relaxed by the courts, and it is considered enough to receive a registered notice (even if it is not a court claim) from the creditor - since all the parties will benefit from the payment, as it is done in order to avoid further unnecessary expenses, court costs, and legal fees, etc. Thus if this is indeed the case (we would need to see the actual documents to be sure) you would be able to claim against the main debtors (your daughter and her boyfriend) for all the money that you and your wife pay, as well as against the rest of the co-guarantors (the parents of your daughter’s boyfriend) for their share of the debt. The information provided on this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues.
Marc White LL.B. & Carlos Baos (English & Spanish Solicitors) © White & Baos Abogados 2011 - All rights reserved. C/Diana 19, 2º-D, 03700 Dénia (located 1 minute away from the La Via underground car park). Tel: 966 426 185. Send your questions to spanishlawyer@roundtownnews.com or info@white-baos.com
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Trust me, I’m a government minister by
Chris Marshall
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LET ME see if I understand this correctly - Jose Blanco is Spain’s Development Minister, although you have every reason for never having heard of him: after all being Development Minister during a ‘crisis’ can’t exactly require too much work. I wonder exactly what he has been ‘busy’ developing? To be fair to him, he has been busy in recent weeks visiting the Spanish Embassy in London to explain to businessmen that “This is the ideal time to invest in Spanish real estate.” Apparently with 700,000 unsold holiday homes in Spain and prices having ‘fallen in real terms by more than 20 per cent on average; even more in large coastal towns’now is the time to buy. Now I tend to be a ‘half glass full’ type of person but I am struggling with this one. NOT because I don’t think people should come and live in Spain, or buy a second property for their holidays, but with the logic and dare I say ‘hypocrisy’of the situation. Broadly speaking there are 850,000 British Expats living in Spain. We know this because Blanco said so when dismissing fears over the ‘illegal property’ issue as effecting less than 1%. This is Point 1: Blanco is saying that 1% is statistically irrelevant. Now, later in his sales pitch he used the argument that Spain’s economy is showing signs of improvement: “…in the fourth quarter of 2010 Spanish GDP increased 0.6% year-on-year and the forecast for the coming months confirms this.” Now apart from the obvious: that a ‘forecast’ refers to the future and the fourth quarter of 2010 is in the past, we are
now been asked to believe that 0.6% is statistically relevant. I am going to call that Point 1.1 because Point 2 is all about timing. If we are to believe Blanco then the ‘time is right’, but this from a man that elected to pitch his presentation at the same time as the criminal complaint lodged against the Junta de Andalucía’s councillor for public works and housing by British residents of the Almanzora Valley was being thrown out by the court. You may recall that the regional councillor Josefina Cruz made these comments regards British residents in the Almanzora area of Almería who own ‘illegal properties’: “I do not know if you are defending the intrusion of people, do not know if you are defending the interests of a group of people who are not of this country, who have settled here illegally…I am concerned with the general situation, and I am not interested in the particular situation of a group of people who have settled illegally in our territory...and who are now demanding that we resolve a problem that they are responsible for creating.” Or how about the case of alleged fraud in Torremolinos Crown Court on the Costa del Sol: a 69-year-old Spanish Lawyer by the name of Jose Luis Garcia Maseda has been accused of embezzlement and fraudulently taking ‘at least €1.8m’ from a string of mostly British clients. A familiar story? Maseda, claiming to be a lawyer, financial consultant and tax advisor, convinced hundreds of clients to in-
vest their money from his Eurobrokers office in Benalmadena. “A father and son from Liverpool are among the victims, claiming that they lost €185,000 and €80,000 euros after investing in houses that were never built.” Many will argue that these are isolated cases, and they would be right. Many will argue that the statistics tell us that there are more enquiries on for property sales in Spain (and Portugal) as many investors look to snap up bargains. Again they would be right, but please don’t confuse an investor who ‘plays’ the market, knows how to take risks and accepts the occasional loss with Mr & Mrs Second Property Owner who just want a property in Spain to enjoy a few holidays and then in later life retire amongst friends. Spain is and always will be a great place for these people, and they should not be put off by the current issues, but they would do well to learn from them. As indeed would Snr Blanco. Perception is reality for many, so a word of advice: concentrate on fixing the current issues and the future will look after itself, and if you want some suggestions as to where to start: punishment of corrupt officials; reform of town planning; end of Ley de Costas; regulation of estate agents and the legal profession; enforcement of bank guarantees; compensation for victims of property scandal; judicial security; an end to land grabs ... that should keep you busy for now! Email: chris.marshall@me.com www.almerimarlife.com
Property Matters by Chris Marshall is sponsored by www.piagi.com The Currency Specialists, offering the best foreign exchange rates and currency prices. You can hear Chris each month on the weekly Property Matters show on Bay Radio Costa Almeria 91.5FM and 95.5FM ( www.bayradio.fm) with Bob James, Mondays at 4pm.
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Michael Taylor Style Project management Services S.L.
So what next in the crazy property market SO HERE we are getting on for the middle of 2011 and we still do not know which way the market will go: some say that it is getting better, some say the worse is still to come. If only we had a magic crystal ball we would all be sitting pretty in a year or so from now. What has happened over the last period is that the sales of resale properties have improved, what with the returning mortgage market via the banking system especially in this part of Spain and with banks very keen to secure their share of new business. This will certainly continue for some time as they will not be getting much other new business and certainly promotional mortgages are yet to return to the general market place, making the resale market even stronger for the time being. What still amazes me is the reluctance of people to recognise what they actually want in today’s market place, still wishing to view as many as 20 properties in one or two days - this surely confuses them beyond common sense and many will go back home not even remembering the first property they saw – which was probably the one they wanted in the first place! Why do agents still insist on taking prospective buyers to so many properties, when surely the best way ahead is to discuss their needs and only show them what they really want; not what the agent thinks they want. Where does the market go from here? We have built far too many apartments for the needs of the area and too many sprawling urbanisations, yet have forgotten the first time buyers and the elderly. We need to see far more affordable homes for young married couples who cannot afford to buy at present and for those approaching retirement we need to see some quality retirement homes with in-care services. Time has come for some forward thinking from our developers and Ayumtamentosto stop looking for every Euro in profit, instead putting something back into the community for the future.
We need to see far more affordable homes for young married couples who cannot afford to buy
Giles Walker Properties. www.gileswalkerproperties.com. Tel 966 463 118. Michael Taylor Style Project management Services S.L.
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Some spring questions by
Clodagh & Dick Handscombe Practical gardeners and authors
Are there materials other than stone chippings and tree bark that one can use for mulching around plants? Yes there are many and in view of the importance of the topic in Mediterranean gardens we will dedicate next week’s column entirely to the topic.
using plastic water bottles
PLASTIC WATER BOTTLE A reader emailed to ask ‘What were the plastic bottles for in the photograph of the mini vegetable garden balcony in the column of 22nd April?’ The larger one, one and a half litre water bottles with the bottoms cut off in front of the trellis, were being used as ‘cloches’ for tomato plants planted out at the end of January, to protect from frosts. They worked so well that we harvested tomatoes on the day we first planted tomato plants on our more exposed vegetable plot. The upturned bottles with the tops cut off were being used as cloches over carrot seedlings. By the way the photograph can be found on page 169 of Apartment Gardening Mediterranean Style. JASMINES What are the names of the three types of Jasmine one sees hanging over garden walls? If you have a copy of our book ‘Your Garden in Spain – From planning to planting and maintenance’ you will find them at the top of page 142. If not, here is the info with the Botanical, English and Spanish names in that order as in the book for all plants: Jasminum officinale, Common jasmine, Jazmin blanco comun – this is the one with white flowers.
Clodagh and Dick’s practical gardening books will be found to be useful for both experienced and new gardeners coming to Spain. The useful quartet of books can be obtained from bookshops or by email from the websites of Amazon, Santana Books, Bookworld and The Royal Horticultural Society. © Clodagh and Dick Handscombe www.gardeninginspain.com
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Jasminum polyanthum, Pink jasmine, Jazmin polyanthus – This is the one with pink buds that open to a white flower with a pinkish tint to the underside of the petals. Jasminum nudiflorum, winter jasmine, Jasmin Amarillo – this one has yellow flowers. We prefer the second one as it has the strongest scent but also have the other two for winter colour and the fact that Officinale repeats flowers throughout the year. Jasmine polyanthum
sulphur or in Spanish ‘Azufre poder’ in a Spanish ferreteria or garden centre.
Ants
ANTS Recent rains and sun have brought ants out. We don’t like using strong chemicals so is there an alternative? Yes and it’s cheap. A couple of euros should give you a sizeable box of yellow
Clodagh and Dick’s quartet of practical gardening books are designed to help you design, plant up and maintain a garden appropriate to the Mediterranean Style microclimate that you have in your garden or around your apartment block; gardens that are not only colourful and perfumed but also productive in terms of the number of culinary and medicinal herbs, fruits and vegetables that you can harvest. They collate their knowledge from twenty five years of gardening on the coast and in inland valleys and can be obtained from high street and internet bookshops such as Santana Books – the publishers, Bookworld, Angloinfo Spain, Amazon and the Royal Horticultural Society.
DIY tips By Steve Tanner HI TO all avid RTN readers. Let me introduce myself as your new monthly columnist and general DIY, painting and decorating expert Steve Tanner. Every month I shall be giving you hints and tips to improve your home here on the Costa Blanca. I have gathered my product knowledge and become a Master painter and decorator here in Spain over 20 years and I intend to share this knowledge with you over the coming months. Over the years, I have transformed hundreds of tired properties into bright, stylish dream homes with skill and a fine attention to detail. For my first article this month, the topic I shall be covering is ‘Iron Work Maintenance’. The article will give you all of the information needed to make a professionally finished job. As with all iron gates and metal work, these are subject to attack from local conditions. These include the heat of the sun, the humidity, and the salty atmosphere that we live in on the Costa Blanca. One of the main problems for the deteriorating finish is the lack of a proper quality primer prior to the finishing powder coat of paint. If the correct procedures are followed, this can extend the life span and protection of the iron work. So firstly, find an area you wish to repair and follow this simple step by step guide to better iron work on your property. 1. Prepare the area you wish to work on by sanding it down with a rough emery cloth texture, and finish with a fine texture cloth. This will remove any build up of rust. 2. Apply a quality primer for iron. This will seal the ironwork and give quality protection to the metal. I tend to use Titan products, as they have a guarantee
and give the best results for durability as well as price. Remember, you only get what you pay for. 3. Allow the primer to fully dry for 24 hours before applying another coat if required. A fine emery cloth can be used to remove any dust or particles prior to painting, leaving a good smooth finish. As for the painting, I use ‘Pintura Carrasco’, a reputable paint distributor. They always supply quality products. From my local Branch in San Pedro del Pinatar, I can obtain the various colour charts, and with their combined experience and knowledge, they will advise you on any points regarding the paint and preparation required. 1. When applying the initial coat of paint, be aware that surrounding areas are not painted in error, as these may be difficult to clean afterwards, i.e. Mono Capa etc. 2. A paint hardener can be used for the second coat of paint, which will allow a harder finish and seal the painted area completely. Then the second paint of coat will be the final finish to the job. The above information is a guide for longer lasting protection to metal paint work and keeping the rust at bay. We live in an area where metal is subject to erosion due to the local conditions. During the month of June, I shall be posting an article on ‘Rising Damp’ which is also a climatic condition here in Spain. If there are any enquiries or quotations required, for painting or any other small building works, please contact Steve Tanner on 671 331 696: this to include Community and private owners for interior and external works.
Oasis Garden Club
OASIS GARDEN Club once again had a wonderful day out this time to the Iris Garden near Benissa on Thursday 5th May. The 20 plus gardening enthusiasts car-shared the spectacular mountain drive to Pinos and the views were well worth seeing. The tones and hues of colour of the Iris’ were breath-taking and the many members wanting to purchase new additions for their gardens had plenty of choice. The June meeting will be a visit to the Lavender Garden in Jalon and the last meeting until September.
Minister Blanco owns illegal dwelling Minister Jose Blanco, now on an unsuccessful “Roadshow” in Europe to encourage foreigners to buy unsold and unwanted dwellings in Spain, is the owner of an illegal property on the coast of Galicia, which is situated ‘below’ the shore line. Whilst other owners in the area are threatened with demolition, the Minister’s house has been exempted. Other “exempted properties” include the summer residence of Prime Minister Zapatero in the Canary Islands, the mansion of the President of Banco Santander and Queen Fabiola’s house on the coast of Granada Province …….
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Changing the language
Computing with aunty virus
Accessing Googlemail
Keith via email asks: I HAVE a Gmail account and am having trouble changing the language in the Calendar from Russian to English. I have followed Gmail’s change settings help page which does not make any difference. Also the Google forum mentions links in the top left hand side of the page? Aunty Says: Hi Keith. You can normally change all of Google’s programs via the small cog like icon in the top right corner. The top left corner is where you go to start the Calender program (along with Picassa and Translator)
When I open up Internet Explorer and click ‘Gmail’ or ‘sign in’ I get a message saying “Internet Explorer cannot open webpage”. It doesn’t matter what I try it keeps repeating the message. But if I go to my wife’s laptop, who doesn’t have Spyhunter but another similar anti threat software, I can get in straight away.
David via email asks: SOMETIMES I can’t seem to access my Googlemail and it might be as a result of adding Spyhunter4 to my PC.
Aunty Says: Hi David. I don’t know Spyhunter but I would maybe try uninstalling it from Control Panel and see if that resolves the problem. There are plenty of other free programs to protect your machine that work well with Gmail.
Helpful Losing connection Can I reinstall? Bill via email says: HI AUNTY. I just read your article in the RTN 6 May 2011 on the letter from Julie ref: logging into online banking. I had the same problem and when I contacted my banker he asked me to check the date and time setting compared to the banks setting. I did and found out the battery on my PC was going bad and would not retain the correct date and time. After changing the battery I have not had any problems. Thought this might help some. Aunty Says: I hadn’t considered that Bill and certainly worth investigating, thanks for that.
Eric via email asks: I HAVE Windows XP and do not have WiFi but I have a cable modem. I am continually losing my internet connection and I have contacted my ISP provider who has told me that there is nothing wrong with
the network. To connect to the internet I go to Network Connection, right click and select Repair, and reconnect to the Internet. This works, but eventually I lose the connection. I have run Ccleaner just in case I had a virus of some sort, but the problem still persists. Aunty Says: Hi Eric. Although Ccleaner is great for cleaning up unwanted rubbish from your computer, you need the likes of AVG2011, MalwareBytes and SuperAntiSpyware (all free) to check for virus and spyware. Yours is a typical symptom of this so do a full scan with updated versions of all three from www.download.com and you should be okay - let me know how you get on.
That’s all for this week, email me on auntyvirus@roundtownnews.com and I will do my best to sort you out
Brian from Quesada asks: I HAVE an Acer Laptop with Vista and whilst transferring a gadget from the side bar, the one that shows a continuous changing conversion of Sterling to Euros, I inadvertently placed the pointer on ‘uninstall’ and clicked and of course it disappeared. Is there anyway that it can be reinstalled? I have tried to ‘Google’ a solution but to no avail.
Aunty Says: There are a couple of ways of adding removing and changing the Windows Vista (and Win7) gadgets Brian: you can right click on a blank area of your desktop and choose ‘Gadgets’ from the popup list. If your sidebar isn’t showing then you can configure how it behaves from ‘control panel’ ‘appearance and personalisation’ and click on ‘windows sidebar properties’.
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the case of The Oregon Scientific Weather Station THIS WEEK the Inspector is reining in The Oregon Scientific Full Wireless Weather Station. The Oregon Scientific Weather Station offers a wide range of weather information in a compact and convenient design. The base station is located indoors, and displays all of the information gathered wirelessly from the indoor and outdoor mounted sensors on the large LCD display. The display gives current readings for indoor and outdoor temperature in °C or °F, checked every 102 seconds. Relative humidity, both inside and out, is also sampled at the same rate. There is a barometric pressure measurement, with a graph of the last 24 hours. Continuing outside, the unit also monitors wind-speed, direction and chill, UV index and rainfall. So there is going to be no problem in deciding whether you are to be soaked or fried. Now to the best, and likely to be most contentious bit – the forecasting function. This allegedly works 12-24 hours in advance and works within a 19-31 mile radius. The unit displays the predicted forecast as a symbol on the display – sunny, cloudy, rain, tsunami or relevant mixes. Whether this particular function should carry a health warning is debateable – “…that bloody thing showed it was going to be sunny and then it rained all the way round the golfcourse...” Technology is a wonderful thing. This particular model also comes complete with a wireless, floating temperature sensor. Designed for the pond, swimming pool, or jacuzzi – the temperature of the water is transmitted back to the base station. So you now never need be in doubt over the ideal bathing point again – not in the pond obviously. Now to mop up – the unit includes a clock and calendar display synchronised with time signals received by radio to guarantee accuracy. There is a dew-point detector and a moonphase indicator that displays the 8 phases of the moon for the lycanthropes amongst you. And the outdoor units will work up to 100m from the base unit, powered by batteries.
The Inspector’s Verdict: The Oregon Scientific Weather Station is a definite must-have for the weather obsessed Brit. Now where’s that slide-show of last year’s holiday … The Oregon Scientific Full Wireless Weather Station (WMR80_PD) costs around €135 direct from the manufacturer. It won’t stop your under-build flooding, but at least you may get some warning - and you’ll know when your swimming pool can be approached without an Arctic weather suit.
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Innovative treatment Don’t suffer in silence with back pain fast pain relief AT THE Benijofar Clinic for Chiropractic and laser therapy, Dr. Hans Christian Madsen D.C., offers an innovative treatment method with laser and shockwave therapy that is especially well suited for patients with arthritic and disc problems such sciatica, low back pain, knee problems, shoulder problems, etc. Dr. Madsen has his degree from Palmer College of Chiropractic, Davenport, Iowa (USA), the fountainhead of Chiropractic in the world. The shockwave therapy is a concentrated sound wave which renders fast pain relief as it attacks the arthritic changes which debilitates the nerves from functioning normally in an arthritic joint capsule such as hip, shoulder, knee, wrist ( Carpal Tunnel Syndrome) etc. Dr. Madsen then follows this treatment by specialised laser treatment which reduced swelling and pain and aids in healing the patient quicker and henceforth this can in many cases totally prevent or postpone the need for surgery. The special thing about this particular form of low level laser treatment is that the laser light affects the DNA
material in a damaged cell to regenerate a healthy new cell and therefore it is possible to help even patients with long term problems but obviously a course of treatment is needed. How many treatments are needed depends on the nature of the individual patient’s problem and the patient´s own determination to get well. Dr. Madsen is a most experienced chiropractor with a long history of treating not only unusual conditions but also very acute cases. It is also worth mentioning that some patients may require x-rays in order to maximize the effect and minimize the number of treatments needed. For more information and for appointments, please call us during the clinic’s opening times: Benijofar Chiropractic Clinic C/Federico Garcia Lorca 90 03178 Benijofar Tel: 96 618 5242 or 693 371 616 The clinic is open Monday to Thursday: 9.30am – 2pm and 3pm to 6pm, except Fridays when it is open from 9.30am until 2pm.
IF YOU suffer the constant misery of back pain you are not alone. It is estimated that more than 60 per cent of us will suffer back problems at some point in our lives – and for many of us the pain will never fully go away, or will return repeatedly. But although back pain is so common few people truly understand their back pain or the treatments available. Hardly surprising, really, as it sometimes seems there are almost as many different treatments and therapies on offer for back problems as there are people suffering back pain. And most people that have done the rounds of these therapies will tell you few of them work. In the confusion of treatments, all too many sufferers give up and resign themselves to a lifetime of pain. This is a great shame as there are treatments that really can help; it is just a case of knowing where to look. The most respected and tested treatment for back problems, and the one most recommended by doctors is osteopathy. In fact osteopathy is recommended in the UK by NICE – The National Institute of Clinical Excellence. The Costa Blanca’s very own British GP, Dr Najma Hussain of Medcare, would certainly endorse this recommendation. Dr Hussain said, “Over the years I have seen hundreds of patients with back pain and I have found that the best treatment I can offer is definitely a referral to a good osteopath. Other
therapies may offer temporary relief but osteopathy is more likely to give long-term results.” Osteopathy uses a variety of manipulative, massage, exercise and stretching techniques. It differs from most other treatments in one very important way – it does not just treat the pain but addresses the underlying cause of the pain – and its location. When it comes to treating back pain location is everything, as the area where the pain is concentrated may not actually be the area where the problem is located. For example, lower back pain could be caused by a curvature in the upper spine or a hip out of alignment, or even an old knee injury. Back problems can also show up as pain in other parts of the body – such as headaches or leg pain. There is no point manipulating, massaging, sticking in needles or doing anything else only to the area where the pain is felt if you are going to ignore the true cause and location of the problem. Many patients visiting osteopaths are surprised to learn the true cause and location of their problem and many will have undergone years of unsuccessful treatment to the spot where the pain – but not the problem – was concentrated before visiting an osteopath. Importantly, a good osteopath will not only be able to make a correct diagnosis and offer appropriate treatment, but will also know when to refer a patient to a doctor for further investigation. And osteopaths don’t just treat back pain. Osteopaths can also successfully treat many other types of chronic pain. People who have suffered for years from conditions such as whiplash, shoulder pain, tendonitis and even headaches and migraine can find relief at the hands of a good osteopath. Medcare has its own highly qualified and experienced osteopath working alongside its GP at Mecare’s clinic in Benijofar. Medcare’s osteopath also offers body alignment checks to help improve posture, treat problems created by misalignment and prevent future problems. Because body alignment checks can be so important in diagnosing the sources of pain and be the first step to relieving years of suffering, Medcare’s osteopath is offering free body alignment checks. For more information or to book an appointment with Medcare’s osteopath call 96 686 0258 or email doctors@medcarespain.com Medcare is the only British GP service on the Costa Blanca. In addition to full GP surgery, Medcare offers a wide range of healthcare services in English including dental, cosmetic treatments, osteopathy, podiatry and specialist diabetes care. Details of all Medcare’s services are available at www.medcarespain.com or call 96 686 0258.
charity
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International Ladies’ Club backs MABS MABS CANCER Centre in San Javier was delighted to receive a visit from representatives of the International Ladies’ Club of La Manga. A guided tour of the Centre included an area where people can read a whole range of Macmillan booklets on all types of cancer, a therapy room, for both MABS patients and members of the public to be pampered with a wide variety of beauty treatments, and the counselling room, where those affected by cancer can speak to a trained counsellor in total privacy and tranquility. The International Ladies’ Club certainly didn’t come emptyhanded. One of their members, Maria, presented MABS Director Lyn Baines with a much-appreciated cheque for 325€; the proceeds of a fund-raising lunch. From Friday, 17th June onwards, the Share & Care Group will base their meetings at the MABS Cancer Centre in San Javier every third Friday in the month for anyone affected by cancer wanting to talk to someone. One-to-one counseling is also available. Call 693 795 247 for further details. The visit to the Centre also gave the ladies a chance to clear out their wardrobes and they came bearing some great items for sale in the retail area, much to the delight of Centre
HAH cancels Show IT IS with regret that the Ricky Valance show to be held this Friday 13th at The Celtic Drop Flamenca Beach is now cancelled. Ricky and The Celtic Drop will continue to support HAH Costa Blanca and we hope you will too. The Fashion Show to take place Sunday 15th May, 2pm to 4pm at The Athena Greek Restaurant is also cancelled: a future date will be organised and announced when agreed by the Athena Restaurant. We have had a few teething problems which are now over, thank goodness, due to the many Bank Holidays and the backlog of paperwork with the authorities. We look forward to the future and hope to offer a little free help at home to those in need. Thank you all for your support to date. Norah – President of HAH Costa Blanca.
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AECC Torrevieja: Forthcoming Events
MARIA’S 5KM Charity Walk and fun day will take place 5th June, meeting at Playa Flamenca Promenade in front of Surfer’s Bar, adjacent to the Post Office at 10am for a 10.30am start: Registration 5€: details from spanishpinkladies@hotmail.co.uk or phone 672 875 251, 660 233 972 or 634 198 351.
Manager, Sue. To donate goods or volunteer to help, the Centre is open Monday to Saturday, from 10am to 2pm or call 615 016 035. MABS Murcia/Mar Menor helps all people in the Murcia/Mar Menor area affected by cancer, providing drivers, translators, information leaflets, equipment, a listening ear, or a shoulder to lean on. To volunteer, donate or if you need help, contact MABS on 693 275 779 or visit www.mabsmurcia.com
Auctions: Rocajuna, Punta Prima, Monday; Monty’s Bar, Algorfa, Wednesday; Buddie’s Bar, Playa Flamenca (near Saturday Market and Judges Chambers) Thursday; Emerald Isle, Playa Flamenca, Friday: All at 1pm to 4pm: If you have any items to donate for auction contact Carol and Ron 96 531 9929 Mobile 688 238 879. AECC also requires high-quality clothes and bric-a-brac for sale in the shop and at regular auctions. Please bring these along to the Torrevieja shop at Calle La Calera 2, just off Calle Apolo-Avenida Cortes Valencianas. For full directions visit the website or phone 96 571 6679.
Sunday Mob give to charity By Julie Day THE SUNDAY Mob, a group of keen golfers from all over Europe who regularly play at the Villamartin Golf Club, made a donation of 390€ to the AFA Alzheimer’s Association of Torrevieja on Monday morning. Once a year this sporting group raise money for charity and this is the fourth or fifth consecutive year that AFA has been rewarded by their efforts. David Grice, one of the three organisers of The Sunday Mob golfing group, presented Matilde Sánchez and Elisa Girona, Treasurer and Director of the AFA Alzheimer’s Centre in Torrevieja with a cheque and explained: “We have chosen to donated money to AFA as our golfing group has been running for a long time and several of our ex-members have suffered from Alzheimer’s. We have consequently got to know Matilde and have seen the fabulous work that is carried
out at the centre and so we want to support them.” Matilde thanked David and The Sunday Mob for their efforts and for choosing AFA once again to make their yearly donation: “We will put the money in the kitty and as usual it will be put to good use. All of the money will go towards the care of the patients. Last year we were short of money, and so now we are trying to catch up,” said Matilde. Although the AFA charity has a number of helpers that work on a voluntary basis, because of its nature, the charity also employs 16 specialised and qualified workers such as psychologists and social workers. For those that would like to support AFA, the charity will have a ‘caseta’ at this year’s May fair, where all profits from the sale of their food and drink will go to the charity. Forthcoming events being organised to help raise funds for AFA include a charity performance
David Grice from The Sunday Mob hands over a cheque to Matilde and Elisa from AFA
by the Cantabile ladies’ choir at Torrevieja’s Palacio de la Música on
21st May and a market in La Zenia on 4th June.
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Anybody there? It is no secret that the dead try to communicate to us. I am not alone in saying that I have spent a large chunk of my life proving this, and providing survival evidence being, as I am, the middle man between the living energies of the here and now, and the Spirit World, where, also, there are those who wish to make communication with us here on Earth. Many who have experienced direct contact with Spirit are inspired to believe in the immortality of the soul and know, without a doubt, the ability of the dead to speak to us each and every way that they can. To attract our attention they use a variety of methods, and these are very effective and register well in our psyche. The flashing of lights and the intervention in our dreams provide portents that can and do effectively establish a great connection. The process is two sided, although the action can be started on each side. Spirit know that they can send messages that we will pick up in our dreams, and that they can plant a suggestion within us that seeks to make that vital contact between the living and the dead. The dialogue is the amazing part. What is said and done and talked about is highly essential in the reverse process of allowing the dead to speak, and to answer them with clear intention that they may better understand our reasons for doing what we do. We all sail through life making conscious choices and establishing a communication between ourselves and the World we occupy. Then when loved ones finally make their transition to another World it is only natural that we question their ability to continue in talking to us. Fear can enter at this time and stops the spiritual communication process dead in its tracks. The concept of dead people wishing to communicate becomes especially scary for some, when they feel that death has been the finality of life, bringing a silence that forms a barrier and an eternal seal of peace. Many have told me that the dead should not be disturbed, but what if they make
postbag Email your letters to me at: kennycorris@roundtownnews.com Do we become more spiritual as we get older? Faith was forced upon me when I was a child, and it meant nothing to me. Now I can see that that we need something to believe in as we approach difficult times ahead, and life changing events are closer than ever? Joan.B. Yes, Joan, I think that we do, and that we need to see where our spiritual energies can take us, and work with a higher vibration. When things were forced on us as children we rebelled, and maybe in later life we see more clearly the advantages that Spirit can bring. It is never ever too late, and I know that your spiritual energies and your faith will see you through all through your life on this Earth in good times and bad! Your beliefs and your energies will help others when the time comes, and you will enjoy helping others to see your point of view.
the first move? They often do just that, provoking or promoting a process of communication that can be heard and treasured and that can start a process of spiritual discovery in which experiences through love and light can be shown to provide phenomena and a tuning into the language of the dead. It sounds very scary, maybe too difficult to believe, but it is within anyone’s consciousness if they have an open mind, and though you do not have to believe in the process, it does work and if you have faith it can work even better. Otherwise I have been talking to myself for the last forty nine years! I also have to conduct a system of contact when there has been no other previous contact with Spirit. This is a request to make a call directly through to the call centre of the Spirit World with a need to contact when no previous evidence of survival has been received. With love and a touch of expertise the calling card is sent, and in this direction it is quite amazing the response received. Many inhabitants of the Spirit World become very adapt and begin to realise that they can reach a captive audience here on Earth if they play their cards right and learn the technique of direct contact through a Medium or a Clairvoyant. Very often too they can learn to communicate directly with loved ones, who do not realise the skills they have, and who experience subsequently a genuine aptitude to speak to inhabitants of the Other Side. Being a part of this communication process has been a wonderful way of working, and my personal devotion to my work has opened many people to experiencing a wonderful connection with Spirit. I have never ever said, “Is there anybody there?” I like to think that I have always known that the answer is, for me, that I have almost always already known someone is there, and just waiting, and wanting, to come through.
Love & Light... Kenny Corris
Kenny’s diary Monday May 16th and Wednesday May 18th: Readings at Bistro Maya, Albir from 16.30. Call: 966 868 213 for bookings and further info. Sunday May 22nd: How to Ascend in 2012. Day workshop to examine World events, and how to use spiritual energy to face the great and wonderful changes we are expecting! Held in Finestrat from 10.30 to 17.30. Thursday June 2nd: Service for the ASF at The Forum Alfaz del Pi at 18.30. All welcome to a demonstration of clairvoyance. Saturday June 11th: Readings at La Fustera, between Calpe and Benissa from 10.00. Call Penny Smith on: 965 749 182 OR 687 926 021.
contact kenny Appointments: 96 587 8424 Mobile: 686 361 594 Web: www.kennycorris.net Forum: www.kennycorris.net/forum Email: kennycorris@hotmail.com Please contact me for inclusion in my healing list!
horoscopes by Kenny Corris Mars connects with Mercury and backs something you are finding it hard to bring yourself to say. For the sake of peace and contentment do not remain silent, since there is much to share right now, and new objectives do need to be viewed and commented on by others, to gain that extra perspective. Nevertheless be ruthless and ensure that you remain in close control of the situation. Venus resides, and mid week is joined by Mercury, who begins the double act that allows for a conjunction between these very different planets. With Venus shining a light for you, in which should be reflected the need to connect with your heart, and Mercury making a play for what you are about to do, there is a rational and calm approach to the excitement that you are about to experience. Mercury connects with Venus and then sextiles Neptune in turn. These form a corner in which a lot of deadwood is cut away and you are free to go either which way. Above all follow your instincts and intuition and make this the opportunity that you have been waiting for. There will always be those who will think that you are running before you can walk, but right now you are resourceful, and patient, and in control. Crablike wanderings see you poised with pincers ready to nip something into shape. Taking all into consideration you are free to express your feelings and have restrained anger for some time just lately. Whilst you cannot stop the actions of others you can give them a run for their money, and if this also squares things then bring it on sooner than later because time is of the essence. It is very hard to put your finger on what really is the problem holding you back, but dump some of that attention seeking behaviour in favour of making a clean breast of things. Romance flirts with your highly prized innermost self, and pride comes before a fall, so stop playing and play to win where love enters and there is a will, there will surely be a way, though you may be agonisingly slow on the uptake. Chiron features towards the end of the week as specific actions of Mercury Mars and Venus join and go into sextile. This is for sure, not a time to make any decisions but it is a time to plan and to keep your eye on things. You are about to make some changes that will bring a depth to new projects and suitably this is very much a time to launch yourself into what it is you really want to do. Balance is the name of your game and Venus tugs at your heart string to be allowed the freedom to unite your innermost dreams and desires, before Pluto shows up and makes a mighty sweep in the opposite of directions. Right now is the need to consolidate and conserve, and, testing the water, as you will, there comes a great time of coherence and someone to beckon you safely onwards! You may very well have bitten off far more than you can chew, but a challenge beckons and there comes a time to strike whilst the iron is hot. Many people have given you the so called benefit of their suggestions, but it is alone and with confidence that you strike a chord that heralds that which you need to do, beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with stubborn pride and energies to lead you on. With the subtle fortune of a wayward Juputer, conjunction with Pluto is designed to throw you off course. In actual fact with the subtle energies of an ebullient Gemini and a fleeting glimpse of romantic Venus there is a time to weigh up the pro’s and the cons and stop stalling. They say that you will always hurt the one that you really love, but be honest, do you really have to? Your instincts are telling you to take everything on board right now, but please, don’t do it if you value your pride. There is something being held back from you because, if known, it would alter the situation. With concerns and doubts nagging you, and no safe place to hide, put your faith in the tried and tested and follow your truly inspiring instincts rather than conform to someone’s elevated ego. Neptune plays with Venus and Mercury, and you are at a crossroads regarding a balance of work rest and play. You need to have some quality time to prove things to yourself, and there is much on the home front to occupy you right now. Let bygones be bygones and see what will happen if you put faith into something that brings dividends to you and balances the books quite nicely. The strongly psychic energies that embrace you are about to show you a loophole and a clear way forward. You are about to experience something that may initially put the cat amongst the pigeons, but will ensure that your need to move on to pastures new is taken into account and your wishes granted. Take the opportunity to show all who doubt you what you are really capable of.
If it’s your birthday this week... Planetary actions are clearly showing you a year in which you may well experience a great deal of changes. All is not what it seems right now, and things are about to get better as you eliminate past fear and anger.
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Word Ladders The key rule is that you must only change one letter at a time as you move from one rung to another, and the word you make must be a proper word! Therefore you may move from BATH --> BATS but not from BATH --> CASH because that changes two letters in one go which is not allowed.
Cryptic Crossword
Sudoku Across
impressive sum (5,5)
Down 1. A fool disposed to be distant (5) 2. Possibly it rarely is about books (8) 3. Play for the village (6) 4. Invest capital in kitchen equipment (4) 5. Became acquainted with brick-carriers’ ways of working (7) 6. Surprise someone more than they can say? (6,4) 9. Gets blooming old? (4,2,4) 12. An inclination to write and sing (8) 14. He makes a new reactor (7) 16. Believe one side of the account (6) 19. Stand by a new lease (5) 20. Blueprint for a tail-less aircraft (4)
Across
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1. Taking Hostage (10)
1. Recognises (5)
7. Perch (5)
2. Explode (8)
8. Secluded (7)
3. Apprehend (6)
10. Stronghold (8)
4. Compassion (4)
11. Overtake (4)
5. Recount (7)
13. Tell (6)
6. Promotion (10)
15. To this (6)
9. Jarring (10)
17. Every single (4)
12. Under obligation (8)
18. Perverse (8)
14. Permission (7)
21. Defensible (7)
16. Contrive (6)
22. Overwhelm (5)
19. Expiate (5)
23. Contrition (10)
20. Clever (4)
1. Nevertheless, there’s no variety (3,3,4) 7. It has been known to be tickled to death (5) 8. I left the priest in church (7) 10. Told but possibly not needing to be (8) 11. Given a start in life (4) 13. What the unsatisfied audience may shout!! (6) 15. Afternoon service? (3-3) 17. He employs us with hesitation (4) 18. Continues to make money (8) 21. Drunk, but not canned! (7) 22. A small island passage (5) 23. The aggregate is an
Wordwheel
Quick Crossword
You can play these wordwheels by whatever rules you like. But there is at least one nine letter word hidden in each wordwheel (and thus using every letter in the wordwheel). For many players the fun element and biggest challenge of the wordwheel is to find a nine letter word. Other than that, the rules are up to you - but generally you should restrict yourself to only finding words that contain the central letter, as otherwise you will find huge numbers of words in many puzzles!
Win a meal for 2! Inn Plaice in Torrevieja (Mon-Thu)
Nemos (Next to RTN offices in La Nucia) by answering the Cryptic Crossword correctly. Answers by email to: office@roundtownnews.com | or Fax: 96 585 60 54 *This must be used no later than 3 weeks of notification
Euromillions Draw Friday 6th May
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One Spanish ticket won the 28,772,008 Euros (£25,227,296) jackpot prize
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Answers & Winners Last week’s Crossword and Suduko answers found on page 51/54. Winner for 603 Lesley Byrom, San Luis
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Neil Diamond to appear at Jukebox Promotions charity event for HAH (Help at Home Costa Blanca)
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FTER THE hilarious April shows with Johnny Zeller, Jukebox Promotions return to a special music feature with Neil Diamond songs (sung by
Charles Prince will do a tribute show with Neil Diamond’s songs
Noel Diamond) accompanied by the sounds of the Kings & Queens of popular music including Cliff, Dusty, Whitney, Tina, Elvis, Freddy, Barbra Streisand and more. Two special Neil Diamond sets will bring back all that’s great about this amazing song writer and singer. This is a five show tour that features Charles Prince (as Noel Diamond and Freddy), Fiona McLean and Peter Day (Jukebox Legends). If you love Neil Diamond, Freddy Mercury and the great ‘Kings & Queens’ then don’t miss this! MAY SHOWS Monday 23rd, La Marina Sport Complex, San Fulgencio Tuesday 24th, Olympia, Mil Palmeras
Thursday 26th, Rocajuna, Punta Prima Friday 27th, The Club, Quesada Tuesday 31st, Asturias, N332, Punta Prima All shows start at 8.30pm with tickets on sale now at all listed venues at just 7.50€ and low cost pre-show meals available. Block bookings of 10 or more get TWO TICKETS FREE! Alternatively, call the ticket advice line on 695 135 134 or email info@jukeboxlegends.com The shows feature the very popular ‘Will the Key Turn’ competition for someone to take home a 50€ prize, won a number of times since February when the competition was launched: all proceeds go to HAH (Help at Home - Costa Blanca).
Special Broadway Big Band concert THE BROADWAY Big Band was formed in London in 1988 by Bill Grimshaw, who plays trumpet & flugel, and his wife Gloria, who plays saxophones, clarinet and flute. The original band line-up included top session players including Derek Healey, trumpet player with most of the top bands including Ted Heath. The band also included Alan Downey, a great trumpet player and arranger. The Broadway Big Band played at a number of top London hotels such as the Hilton Park Lane & The Wardorf and was featured at jazz venues including the Bulls Head and Bass Clef and appeared in the Royal Festival Hall foyer for 15 years. Bill and Gloria reformed the band in Spain and now have some of the best musicians on the Costa presenting a broad selection of music. The band is to appear at the new Asturias Restaurant in Punta Prima on Friday 20th May at 8pm. Tickets at 5€ are available by phoning 679576591 or email broadwaybigband@gmail.com and are also available from the Asturias Restaurant: early bookings are advised.
Win tickets for Wynton Marsalis & Carla Cook Vibes From The Costas by
Tony Poole
from www.vibesfromthecostas. blogspot.com
THE RTN is the official English newspaper supporting the XIV edition of San Javier International Jazz Festival, 25th June – 30th July. Starting next month, we kick off a series of previews with a chance to win free tickets to the greatest show on the Costas this summer. In 1998 the festival was born as a result of the efforts of Alberto Nieto and a group of jazz fans, with the aid of the San Javier Town Hall through its Cultural Department. Now in its fourteenth year, the festival has matured into one of the most important and prestigious cultural events in the region of Murcia with a great national and international resonance. This July sees the return of Wynton Marsalis with the Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra. Marsalis is a world renowned trumpeter, composer, bandleader, music educator, and Artistic Director of Jazz at Lincoln Center. He is a native of New Orleans and affectionately known as the ‘Ambassador of Jazz’. Marsalis has promoted the appreciation of classical and jazz music often to young audiences. Marsalis has been awarded nine Grammys in both genres, and a jazz recording of his was the first of its kind to win the Pulitzer Prize for Music. Without doubt, Wynton Marsalis is a modern day jazz giant; one of the most influential and in demand musicians on the global jazz scene. Two years ago the JALCO was honoured and awarded with the XII edition festival prize. The evenings programme also features American singer Carla Cook with the Albert Bover Trio. Ms. Cook has always shun being labelled and refuses to become a jazz purist or snob. Along with singing jazz standards, Ms. Cook puts a jazz spin on songs not written by traditional jazz composers. Songs that, until you hear her sing them, you might never imagine could be interpreted as jazz. This native Detroiter, who grew up in a musically rich and
diverse environment, brings all her influences to bear within her repertoire. In her songbook you’ll find elements of R&B, European classical, Motown, Blues and Gospel. Other festival news: the concert with the Clayton Hamilton Jazz Orchestra, scheduled for 16th July has been cancelled. The replacement is the Mexican singer Lila Downs, who will present her new album ‘Pecados y Milagros’ (Sins and Miracles) with a selection of some of the best songs from her repertoire. The programme for the night also features the Neils Lan Doky Trio. Wynton Marsalis & JALCO play Jazz San Javier on Friday 8th July. Tickets go on sale Monday 16th May priced €25, or €20 with the festival pass. For reservations contact the San Javier Festival Office: 968 19 15 88 or 968 19 15 68 or email festivales@sanjavier.es Full programme information: www.jazz.sanjavier.es Facebook users visit XIV ed. San Javier International Jazz Festival 2011 (Spain).
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XIV San Javier International Jazz Festival 2011 Programme: June 25th – July 30th at the Almansa Park Auditorium Saturday June 25th Biel Ballester Trio + Costel Nitescu 12€ Albert Lee & Hogan’s Heroes Friday July 1st Sergio Monro 12€ Lee Ritenour Band (ft. Dave Grusin) Saturday July 2nd 12€ Lenny Andrade & Sambop Band Monty Alexander Trio Wednesday July 6th 12€ Ludovic Beier New Montmartre Quartet Ramsey Lewis & His Electric Band ‘The Sun Goddess Tour’ Friday July 8th Carla Cook & Albert Bover Trio 25€ Wynton Marsalis & Jazz At Lincoln Center Orchestra 20€ pass Saturday July 9th 12€ Jaume Vilaseca Quartet & Ravi Chary Elvin Bishop Tuesday July 12th 36€ Chicago Friday July 15th 12€ Rene Marie Joe Louis Walker Saturday July 16th Niels Lan Doky Trio Lila Downs Friday July 22nd John Scofield Quartet (ft. Mulgrew Miller, Bill Stewart and Scott Colley) 25€ Eric Burdon & The Animals Saturday July 23rd Hiromi: The Trio Project (ft. Anthony Jackson & Simon Phillips) Lucky Peterson 15€ Saturday July 30th Pink Turtle 12€ Chris Farlow & The Norman Beaker Band A festival pass is available for 100€ allowing admission to 10 concerts: Chicago is not included. The ticket price for Wynton Marsalis & The Lincoln Center Jazz Orchestra is reduced from 25€ to 20€. www.jazz.sanjavier.es
More festival and concert information at www.vibesfromthecostas.blogspot.com Email news and views to vibes@roundtownnews.com Keep the ViBES ALiVE!
Last tickets for Ancient Grease
SHOWGROUP TORREVIEJA is looking forward to bringing its latest production ‘Ancient Grease’’ to the hundreds of people who have bought tickets. Tickets at 8€ are limited but still available by ringing Dan on 662 438 002 to see Showgroup’s version of popular musical ‘Grease’, set in Spain 40 years on, when Danny and Sandy meet on holiday in Benidorm. After a fun-filled week they part company, Danny to return home with his family and Sandy to Rydell Manor, her retirement Home in Spain. As luck would have it, Danny also moves to Rydell Manor along with his friends from England. Fun, dancing and surprises follow. The venue is Los Arcos restaurant, now known as La Rustika, on Wednesday 25th May until Friday 27th May at 8pm for the benefit of ‘DEBRA’, known as the ‘Butterfly Children’. New members are always welcome to this friendly group which meets at La Rustika on Wednesdays at 7pm and Fridays at 2pm: more details from Jenny on 966 181 951.
Psychic medium show cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances NO, NOT really, it is just that I have always wanted to write that! The psychic medium Gary Dakin will be appearing at the Lounge Bar, Torrevieja as advertised on Tuesday 17th May: Book your table now with tickets at only 7.50€. Gary Dakin is a professional psychic medium specialising in large scale audience-based demonstrations of clairvoyance. Additionally, a large part of his work is connected with giving personal one-to-one readings. Weekend workshops and training days are another area that Gary is very active in as he greatly enjoys passing his knowledge of all things spiritual on to people who are interested in his work. Corporate events are also included in this area. He is a regular broadcaster on several radio stations and considers this to be one of the greatest challenges of all as a way of validating his psychic gift. As he is live on air it can go very right or very wrong, but so far he has only received positive feedback from his listeners. Gary’s aim is to relay messages from the spirit world accurately and with sensitivity in
order to prove to people that there is life after death and that by using thought waves, people that have passed over are able to communicate with us. HAS GARY GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU? Gary’s personal gift is one that spans all areas of psychic and mediumistic faculties. He is a ‘clairaudient’ medium, which means he is able to hear information from the spirit world. He is also clairvoyant which enables him to see people who have passed over and he is ‘clairscentient’, which gives him the ability to work on the psychic vibration. These three gifts encompass Gary’s work, enabling him clear, distinct and accurate messages from the spirit world and via the psychic vibration. In an audience environment he has been acclaimed very accurate. Gary Dakin is appearing this Tuesday 17th May at 9pm: Tickets for Gary Dakin The Psychic Medium are on sale now from The Lounge Bar.
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Neutering by
Vicente Mulet Clinica Veterinaria San Luis and Los Altos
NEUTERING MEANS removing the sex organs, the ovary and uterus in the female and the testicles in the male. This is not the same as the surgical birth control, (vasectomy in men and tying off the falopian tubes in women) that is often performed on humans to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Neutering in animals is done to prevent pregnancy of course, the existence of animal shelters, stray dogs and feral cats, all testifying to the overpopulation of our pets in society, but for many more reasons than just simple birth control as well. Let us take female cats first: I suspect that few people would consider having a pet cat in the house without having her neutered (spayed). In this routine operation the ovaries and the uterus are removed, it is relatively simple to do and, the animal suffers little or no discomfort. Afterwards the animal never comes on heat (oestrus) and has no sexual interest or feelings, since the hormones responsible for this are not present, so no kittens are possible. In the case of a bitch we have a similar situation. The recommended method is surgical neutering. Keeping dogs in during the oestrus periods is easier than in cats, but makes the bitch prone to pyometra (uterine
infections) later in life, which requires life threatening surgery to treat it. The hormones released by the ovaries are also related to mammary tumours. The ‘pill’ is a possibility but long term use actually increases the incidence of pyometra. Tube-tying solves the fertility problem but leaves us with the risk of infection and the inconvenience of sex orientated behaviour, so the only long term practical answer for birth control in the pet bitch is spaying. Male cats, like their female counterparts, are routinely neutered, in this case by castration, i.e. removing the testicles. Entire tomcats are not good house pets. Their only interest is to dominate all the ‘toms’ in the neighbourhood and mate with all the females. The smell of tom-cat urine is one of the most penetrating and persistent odours around, and as the cat tends to spray mark his territory anywhere he lives is instantly detectable. Castration eliminates the smell completely, and also largely eliminates the cat’s sexual behaviour, which consists largely of fighting; a vicious and noisy pastime. Male dogs: There are certain types of behaviour that can be corrected by castration, the obvious one being straying as the dog disappears for days on end searching for bitches. Vasectomised dogs will still do this, whereas neutered dogs do not. Some prostate problems are also related to hormones released by the testicles.
When we take dogs and cats as pets we take full responsibility for all aspects of their lives. Neutering to prevent unwanted pregnancy and to prevent antisocial behaviour (in terms of our society) is merely discharging that responsibility.
Clinica Veterinaria over 20 years of the same great service and the same faces. Tel: 966 786 343, Emergencies 606 326 624 Plaza Tolosa 4 Urb San Luis 03184 Torrevieja sanluisvet@telefonica.net New clinic now open Clinica Veterinaria Los Altos, Los Altos Commercial Centre Urb Los Altos (close to Torrevieja hospital) Tel: 966 722 079 cvlosaltos@hotmail.com
Molly collects her winning cup from Georgie May at Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre
Regular attendee and PONY CLUBBER Molly has been awarded ‘Member of the Month’ at the Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre. She was presented with her winning cup by celebrity and model Georgie May. The Pony Club is run by experienced and qualified instructors at the Centre every Saturday and Sunday from 1.00pm to 4.00pm. Membership is open but non-members are always welcome: 5€ for members and 7.50€ for non-members, per session. Molly is shortly due to undertake her ABRS (Associations of British Riding Schools) examinations; tests recognised worldwide and important for anyone interested in pursuing a career in the equestrian industry; the Centre is the only riding
school in the Costa Blanca that is a member. For more information on the pony club, riding lessons or ABRS examinations please contact Sue on 652 021 980 or Rachel on 679 045 919. Open days are 1.00pm to 4.00pm Wednesdays and Sundays, when ‘horse tours’ are available. Delicious snacks are available. Please contact Sue on 652 021 980 for more information. The Faith Appeal has reached 5,599€ and volunteer Chris personally raised 720€, hoping to increase this amount to 1,000€ by the end of May! Funds are still needed for Faith, returning home with her artificial limb on 20th May. The Centre is way short of the 8,000€ required for Faith’s care: we need your support!
Update on shocking horse abuse in Burriana TIME IS dragging on for a starving herd of horses who still remain in the same shocking conditions as when Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre were first asked to help over a month ago. Breeder Morgan Jensen initially brought 12 horses to Spain from the USA in 2001. A dispute over ownership then broke out and Morgan Jensen is fighting to recover the remaining seven horses. The dispute over ownership of the seven surviving horses was then placed in the hands of the courts. An order was placed over these poor, unfortunate horses declaring that they couldn’t be re-homed or moved until ownership was established. The horses were seized in a land dispute over three years ago and are slowly dying of starvation and ill treatment, living in squalid conditions. Animal right’s organisation Easy Horse Care Rescue Centre heard about the horses’ plight and intervened to try and help these unfortunate animals, understanding that the Judge dealing with the case is now to decide whether the horses should be moved to an animal protection charity. EHCRC and another organisation based in Malaga, have both offered to shelter some of these poor horses. If the Judge decides to move some of the horses to the care of EHCRC, specialist veterinary treatment will be needed for their injuries. The rescue centre relies entirely on donation
and receives no official funding whatsoever: resources are being stretched to the limit and the Burriana case is only one of many cases of abuse they are involved in as they never ignore a call for help. Please call Sue on 652 021 980 or visit the Centre’s website at www.easyhorsecare.net to make a donation. We need your support to continue as a charity and help more horses! Open days at the Centre are 1.00pm to 4.00pm Wednesdays and Sundays. Directions and information are available on the website or please contact Sue on 652 021 980.
ADAPT’s unsung heroes
AMONG THE many clubs within ADAPT are the unsung heroes of the Environmental Group. Working with staff at the Salinas Visitors Centre, they help to improve the environment for all of us living and visiting this area of Spain. Projects have included relocating nesting boxes for the Shelducks and making nesting sites for Sand Martins, refurbishing floating platforms for nesting Terns and providing access ramps for ducklings, and they have taken part in bird-ringing. They have also removed twelve sacks of rubbish from the park area while restoring the infrastructure and tidied up the gardens of the Visitors Centre. Phew! Activities planned include the ongoing Artemia Project, Reptile and Chameleon Survey and the removal of invasive plants. A big thank you from all of us who enjoy the results of your hard work… ADAPT meets at the Castelar College, San Pedro on the first Saturday of the month at 11am (Cafe open from 10am): new members are welcome. Visit www.adaptsanpedro.eu for further information.
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Model lunch
by Jack Troughton SPRING AND summer fashions will be modelled after a leisurely lunch in an afternoon charity fund raiser on Saturday 21st May. The Lions Club of Jalon and Orba has organised the event at the Los Arcos Restaurant on the N332 at Pedregeur with proceeds being used to support local charities in the community. The meal begins at 1pm and the fashion show at 3pm with clothes being modelled from Occassions of Jalon and Orba, Tutu and Moda Natural of Denia, as well as displays from businesses in the area offering skincare and beauty treatments, jewellery and perfumes. Tickets for the lunch and show are 22€ and for the fashion show alone 10€. They are available from Los Arcos itself, the Occasions Boutiques in both Jalon and Orba, by calling 669 529 286, or by emailing cliff.edmonds@gmail.com. A spokesman for the Lions told RTN: “Gentlemen are welcome, if they do not wish to sit through the show; they can take advantage of the afternoon bar and spend some time in the lovely gardens until their credit cards or cheque books are required!”
I’m thinking of opening a restaurant BEING THE size and age that I am there are not many phrases left that give me the Jitters or Collywobbles anymore as I think I’ve just about heard them all. But if I had to list them in order I suppose “Stick em up” would rank fairly high as well as “Your flight’s been cancelled” and “you’re credit card has been refused.” However, the most troubling phrase I hear on a regular basis is: “I’m thinking of opening a restaurant” As chefs all over Europe are undoubtedly getting better the restaurants are sadly not. If you ask a reasonably good chef what their ambition is they will usually reply, “One day to have my own restaurant,” a noble proclamation indeed but ask where they will be spending most of their time in this new restaurant of theirs and they will probably say, “Out in the front where the customers are,” instead of, “In the kitchen.” It’s hard to describe how hard it is running a restaurant without shouting or swearing which is probably why
chefs are renowned for both. The closest I can come to describing it is to think back to Christmas day and all the worry, planning, shopping, preparation and hard work involved but this time with people you have never met. Then repeat it the same night and then again every day, twice a day everyday for the rest of your life: it’s hard - it’s very, very hard. It’s not only long hours but thankless too with little respect or gratitude from any quarter - no wonder so many chefs want to be out of the kitchen and in the restaurant. “But all my friends say I’m a brilliant cook.” - Another common mistake - next time your friends come round for dinner ask if, instead of bringing a bottle of cheap wine, they bring €50 instead and you will soon discover that they have “other plans” for that night. When they ask, “Is there anything I can do to help?” say, “Yes you can peel the vegetables.” Friends who compliment well and often are more likely to be asked back again; complain about the meal you have just had for free and
Have you ever dreamed of opening a restaurant?
you’ll be waiting by the telephone for a very long time. What type of restaurant do you want? If you are fortunate enough to open an Italian, Chinese or Indian then a lot of work is already taken care of as most of us know what type of food you are going to do and the average price we are going to pay and the ladies will also know
what to wear for the occasion which is a great help for the gentlemen of the family. But why oh why do some people open a restaurant and name it after their favourite cat? ‘Tiddles Restaurant’ - I don’t care how good the food is I still don’t know what food you do, how much it’s going to cost and you know my wife is bound to ask me what she should wear.
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13 2011 14- -1920may may 2010
07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Missing 2011 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Copycats 16:40 Wingin’ It 17:00 Remote Control Star 17:30 All Over the Place 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 The Comedy Genius of John Sullivan 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Outnumbered 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Graham Norton Show 24:20 National Lottery Friday Night Draws 24:30 The One Show
07:00 Childrens TV 10:30 Big & Small 10:40 Buzz and Tell 10:45 Big Cook Little Cook 11:05 Timmy Time 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:45 Waybuloo 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 Pink Panther Show 13:00 Daily Politics 13:30 GMT with George Alagiah 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:15 Real Rescues 16:00 Flog It! 16:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Show Me the Monet 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Windfarm Wars 21:00 Gardeners’ World 21:30 An Education 23:00 Later... with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:00 The Review Show 24:50 Later... with Jools Holland
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Baboons with Bill Bailey 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Paul O’Grady Live 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 The Cube 24:35 Take Me Out
07:00 Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10:55 Relocation, Relocation 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Make Do & Mend 13:35 Jamie at Home 14:05 Channel 4 Racing 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:25 Unreported World 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 22:00 The Million Pound Drop Live 23:25 That Peter Kay Thing 23:55 PhoneShop 24:30 Ricky Gervais Show
07:00 Childrens TV 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 13:05 Meals in Moments 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:20 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:10 Perfect Romance 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 Fifth Gear 21:00 Ice Road Truckers 22:00 The Mentalist 23:00 Law & Order 23:55 The Walking Dead 24:55 Cops in Crisis
08:00 Wild Vets 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 11:00 Law & Order 12:00 Dream Lives for Sale 13:00 Dog Squad 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Vet Adventures 17:00 Oops TV 17:30 Futurama 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 A League of Their Own 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Middle 21:00 The Simpsons 21:30 Modern Family 22:00 Raising Hope 22:30 A League of Their Own 23:30 Spartacus: Blood and Sand 24:45 Ross Kemp on Gangs
08:30 Eurosport for the Planet 09:00 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 10:00 Live Table Tennis 11:30 WTA Tennis 12:00 Live WTA Tennis 13:45 Cycling 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 WTA Tennis 19:30 Live WTA Tennis 21:15 Tennis 21:45 Strongest Man 22:45 Cycling 24:00 Under-17s European Championship Football
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 11:30 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 Charmed 14:00 Charmed 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 16:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 17:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 18:00 Criminal Minds 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Bones 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 Criminal Minds
The Comedy Genius of John Sullivan BBC1 21.30
Canterbury Tales with the Yabooh Theatre coming soon LOCAL CHARITIES are to benefit from Terry Dean’s production of Chaucer’s Canterbury tales, to be presented by the Yabooh Theatre Group at the open air amphitheatre in Rafol from June 2nd to 4th. Each ticket will include a donation to charity as well as an interval drink at the local bar. With only three weeks to go, the cast is anxiously going through its paces and to add a medieval authenticity a team of seamstresses is expertly creating costumes for each of the seven tales chosen from Chaucer’s collection. Tickets at 11€ may still be obtained from the Box Office (674 401 517) or by email from yaboohtheatre @gmail.com
Adventure of the Seas From Valencia 7 Nights Corsica; Italy; Spain No Flights or Transfers Included 05/06/2011 £1194 from £443 Norwegian Epic From Barcelona 7 Nights | 7 Nights | Balearics; Italy No Flights or Transfers Included 22/05/2011 £1084 from £549 Brilliance of the Seas From Barcelona | 12 Nights | French Riviera; Greece; Italy; Turkey No Flights Or Transfers Included 31/05/2011 £2072 from £750 Costa Serena From Barcelona | 7 Nights | French Riviera; Italy; Sicily; Tunisia No Flights or Transfers Included 03/06/2011 £1261 from £646 Celebrity Mercury From Barcelona | 12 Nights |Croatia; French Riviera; Italy; No Flights Or Transfers Included 7/06/2011 £1677 from £865 MSC Splendida from Barcelona | 7 Nights | Italy; Spain; Tunisia No Flights or Transfers Included 10/06/2011 £2184 from £1068
tv Saturday 07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 Great British Menu 13:00 BBC News; Regional News 13:15 Football Focus 14:00 Olympic Dreams 14:30 Cash in the Celebrity Attic 15:15 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds 16:00 Father of the Bride 17:40 Don’t Scare the Hare 18:15 BBC News; Regional News 18:30 So You Think You Can Dance Live 19:30 Doctor Who 20:20 So You Think You Can Dance 20:50 National Lottery Saturday Night Draws 21:00 Eurovision Song Contest 2011 24:15 BBC News 24:35 Match of the Day
07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Fee Fi Fo Yum 09:30 Prank Patrol Down Under 09:55 Sam & Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 10:00 Dick & Dom Go Wild 10:30 Serious Explorers 11:00 Relic: Guardians of the Museum 11:30 League of Super Evil 11:40 Wolverine and the X-Men 12:00 Mortified 12:25 OOglies 12:40 MOTD Kickabout 13:00 The Spanish Main 14:35 Battle Cry 17:00 Two Greedy Italians 18:00 Flog It! 18:45 Dad’s Army 19:15 The Comedy Genius of John Sullivan 19:45 Citizen Smith 20:15 The Two Ronnies 21:00 Domesday 22:00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 22:45 Blood Diamond
07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 09:25 House Gift 10:25 Coronation Street 12:45 This Morning: Saturday 13:45 ITV News 14:00 Live FA Cup Final 18:30 Granada News 18:45 ITV News 19:00 New Animals Do the Funniest Things 20:00 Sing If You Can 21:00 Britain’s Got Talent 22:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 23:00 ITV News 23:15 FA Cup Final Highlights 24:15 The Enforcer
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13 - 19 may 2011
08:00 FIM Superbike World Championship 08:25 British Formula Ford Championship 08:55 The Morning Line 09:55 Friends 10:25 Koko Pop 11:00 The Saturdays: What Goes on Tour 11:20 Glee 12:45 Friends 13:20 The Saturdays: What Goes on Tour 13:40 Big Bang Theory 14:15 That Paralympic Show 14:50 Channel 4 Racing 17:00 Come Dine with Me Down Under 18:00 Come Dine with Me Down Under 19:00 Come Dine with Me Down Under 19:30 Channel 4 News 19:55 4thought.tv 20:00 Restoration Man 21:00 The Untold Battle of Britain 22:00 Million Pound Drop Live 23:20 Stand Up for the Week 24:10 Epic Movie
07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Little Princess 09:10 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Olivia 10:15 Mr Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Animal Rescue Squad 11:20 The Gadget Show 12:20 The Green Berets 15:05 Mystery Woman 16:50 Murder 101: College Can Be Murder 18:30 Major Dundee 20:55 5 News Weekend 21:00 NCIS 22:00 CSI: NY 23:00 CSI: Miami 24:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
08:15 Futurama 10:00 WWE: Superstars 11:00 Soccer AM 13:00 A Different Breed 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 WWE: Smackdown 17:00 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow 17:15 Futurama 19:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 20:00 The Simpsons 21:00 Road Wars 22:00 Judge Dredd 23:50 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 24:50 The Hades Factor
08:30 Table Tennis 09:00 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 10:00 Live Table Tennis 11:30 Tennis 12:00 Live WTA Tennis 13:45 Cycling 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 Live Table Tennis 18:45 WTA Tennis 20:00 Live Intercontinental Rally Challenge 21:00 Fight Club 23:00 Cycling 24:00 WTA Tennis
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07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 Four Weddings 11:00 America’s Next Top Model 12:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 13:00 Biggest Loser 15:00 Nothing to Declare 16:00 America’s Next Top Model 17:00 Drop Dead Diva 18:00 Drop Dead Diva 19:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Chuck 22:00 Criminal Minds 23:00 Criminal Minds 24:00 Criminal Minds
tv Sunday
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13 - 19 2011 4 2010 Feb 26may - March
07:00 Breakfast 08:55 Match of the Day 10:00 Andrew Marr Show 11:00 Big Questions 12:00 Country Tracks 13:00 The Politics Show 14:00 EastEnders 15:55 Bargain Hunt 16:20 Escape to the Country 17:20 Life of Riley 17:50 Lifeline 18:00 Points of View 18:15 Songs of Praise 18:50 BBC News; Regional News 19:10 Land Girls 20:00 Countryfile 21:00 Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl 23:10 BBC News; Regional News 23:35 Meet the Multiples 24:35 Night Listener
07:00 Childrens TV 07:40 Octonauts: Creature Reports 07:45 Charlie and Lola 08:00 Space Hoppers 08:25 Arthur 08:50 Shaun the Sheep 09:00 Fee Fi Fo Yum 09:30 Gimme a Break 10:00 Friday Download 11:00 Live Athletics 13:00 World Olympic Dreams 13:30 Live MotoGP 15:00 Live Swimming 16:30 Live Athletics 18:05 McLintock! 20:10 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections 21:00 Britain’s Secret Seas 22:00 Operation Crossbow 23:00 Match of the Day 2 24:20 The Shadow Line
07:00 Mini CITV 08:25 CITV 09:25 May the Best House Win 10:25 Dickinson’s Real Deal 11:25 Sing If You Can 12:30 This Morning: Sunday 13:30 Dinner Date 14:25 ITV News 14:40 Columbo 16:10 Britain’s Got Talent 17:10 The Spy Who Loved Me 19:30 Granada News 19:45 ITV News 20:00 The Cube 21:00 Vera 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:15 Perspectives 24:15 Surgery School
07:00 Sali Mali 07:05 The Hoobs 07:30 The Grid 08:00 Freesports on 4 08:25 The Saturdays: What Goes on Tour 08:45 Hollyoaks 11:15 The Saturdays: What Goes on Tour 11:35 Being N-Dubz in America and Beyond 12:10 The Saturdays: What Goes on Tour 12:30 Glee 13:50 The Simpsons 14:25 The Simpsons 14:55 Celebrity Coach Trip 15:55 Celebrity Coach Trip 17:00 Celebrity Coach Trip 17:30 Deal or No Deal 18:30 Time Team 19:30 Channel 4 News 19:55 4thought.tv 20:00 Come Dine with Me 21:00 The Hotel 22:00 Die Hard 4.0 24:30 The Business
07:00 Childrens TV 09:00 Little Princess 09:15 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and His Best Friend Corky 09:25 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 09:45 Rupert Bear 10:00 Olivia 10:15 Mr Men Show 10:30 Gerald McBoing Boing 11:00 Family Food Fight 11:30 OK! TV Sunday 12:30 Hotel Inspector 13:30 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green - At the Ends of the Earth 14:30 Ice Road Truckers 15:35 Gunsmoke 17:10 5 News Weekend 17:20 Are We Done Yet? 19:05 Zathura: a Space Adventure 21:10 Practical Magic 23:00 The Walking Dead 24:05 House on Haunted Hill
07:00 Hour of Power 08:00 My Pet Shame 09:00 A Different Breed 10:00 Oops TV 11:00 WWE: Superstars 12:00 WWE: Experience 13:00 Stargate Universe 14:00 A Town Called Eureka 15:00 The Simpsons 15:30 The Simpsons 16:00 The Simpsons 16:30 The Simpsons 17:00 The Simpsons 17:30 The Simpsons 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 The Simpsons 19:00 A League of Their Own 19:30 A League of Their Own 20:00 The Middle 20:30 Modern Family 21:00 Raising Hope 21:30 The Simpsons 22:00 Hawaii Five-0 23:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 24:00 House
07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Copycats 16:35 Sam & Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 16:40 Wingin’ It 17:00 Sadie J 17:30 Blue Peter 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Saints and Scroungers 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 The Street That Cut Everything 23:00 BBC News 23:35 The Street That Cut Everything 24:05 Graham Norton Show
07:00 Childrens TV 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:45 Waybuloo 12:05 In the Night Garden 12:35 Pink Panther Show 13:00 Daily Politics 13:30 GMT with George Alagiah 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:15 Animal 24:7 16:00 Helicopter Heroes 16:45 Flog It! 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Show Me the Monet 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Story of Ireland 21:00 Business Nightmares with Evan Davis 22:00 Children’s Craniofacial Surgery 23:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Dales 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Strangeways 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 A Perfect Murder
07:00 Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10:55 Relocation, Relocation 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 Jamie at Home 13:35 River Cottage Bites 13:40 Distant Drums 15:40 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Dispatches 22:00 Gordon’s Great Escape 23:00 The Sixth Sense
07:00 Childrens TV 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Warship 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:10 Returning Lily 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 How Do They Do It? 21:00 The Gadget Show 22:00 Hotel Inspector 23:00 There’s Something About Josie 24:00 Evil Woman
08:00 Wild Vets 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 11:00 Law & Order 12:00 Law & Order 13:00 Customs 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Vet Adventures 17:00 Lie to Me 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Stargate Universe 22:00 A League of Their Own 23:00 Spartacus: Blood and Sand 24:15 Caprica
07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Copycats 16:35 Sam & Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 16:40 Wingin’ It 17:00 Sadie J 17:30 Blue Peter 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 Crimewatch 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 Crimewatch Update 23:45 See You in Court
07:00 Childrens TV 10:50 Big Cook Little Cook 11:10 Timmy Time 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Daily Politics 13:00 The Queen in Ireland: BBC News Special 14:00 Diagnosis Murder 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:15 Animal 24:7 16:00 Helicopter Heroes 16:45 Flog It! 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Show Me the Monet 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Britain’s Secret Seas 21:00 Britain’s Next Big Thing 22:00 The Country House Revealed 23:00 Later Live... with Jools Holland 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Operation Crossbow
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Military Driving School 21:00 Countrywise 22:00 Home Is Where the Heart Is 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 The Pelican Brief
07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10:55 Relocation: Phil Down Under 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage Every Day 14:05 Water Stories 14:10 Very Important Person 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 22:00 Secret Millionaire 23:00 Jamie’s Food Revolution Hits Hollywood 24:05 Misfits
07:00 Childrens TV 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Warship 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:15 Always and Forever 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 Highland Emergency 21:00 Supersize Grime 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 CSI: Miami 23:55 CSI: NY 24:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
tv Monday
tv Tuesday
08:30 World Touring Car Championship 09:00 Live World Touring Car Championship 09:30 Table Tennis 10:30 Live Table Tennis 11:15 Live World Series by Renault 12:30 Live World Touring Car Championship 13:45 Live Auto GP 14:45 Live World Touring Car Championship 15:45 Live Cycling 17:30 Under-17s European Championship Football 19:15 WTA Tennis 20:15 Table Tennis 21:15 Boxing 22:15 Intercontinental Rally Challenge 22:40 Motorsports
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 Four Weddings 11:00 Drop Dead Diva 12:00 Drop Dead Diva 13:00 Four Weddings US 14:00 Four Weddings US 15:00 Four Weddings US 16:00 Passport Patrol 17:00 Morbidly Obese 18:00 Nothing to Declare 19:00 Nothing to Declare 19:30 Nothing to Declare 20:00 Four Weddings Revisited 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Katie 23:00 The Hunks 24:00 Grey’s Anatomy
Die Hard 4.0 Channel 4 22.00
08:30 Motorsports Weekend 08:45 World Touring Car Championship 09:45 Table Tennis 10:45 WTA Tennis 11:45 Cycling 12:45 Cycling 13:45 Under-17s European Championship Football 15:00 WTA Tennis 16:00 Cycling 17:30 Champions Club 18:30 Under-17s European Championship Football 19:45 Cycling 20:45 WATTS 20:55 Cycling 21:30 WTA Tennis 22:30 Champions Club 23:30 Live Cycling 24:45 Cycling
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 Charmed 14:00 Charmed 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 17:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 18:00 Criminal Minds 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Katie 22:00 Four Weddings Revisited 23:00 16 & Pregnant 24:00 Criminal Minds
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08:00 Wild Vets 08:30 Bondi Vet 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 10:30 The Real A & E 11:00 Lie to Me 12:00 Dream Lives for Sale 13:00 Customs 13:30 Customs 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Vet Adventures 17:00 Lie to Me 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 A Different Breed 22:00 Judge Dredd 23:50 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 24:50 Fringe
08:30 Cycling 09:30 Cycling 10:30 Cycling 11:30 Under-17s European Championship Football 12:45 Champions Club 13:45 Cycling 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 Live WTA Tennis 19:30 WATTS 19:45 Boxing 20:45 Boxing 22:30 Inside WTCC 23:00 World Series by Renault 23:35 Live Cycling 24:45 Cycling
Crimewatch BBC1 22.00
07:00 Nothing to Declare 08:00 Jerry Springer Show 09:00 Maury 10:00 America’s Next Top Model 11:00 Nothing to Declare 12:00 Maury 13:00 Charmed 14:00 Charmed 15:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 17:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 18:00 Criminal Minds 19:00 America’s Next Top Model 20:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 Cougar Town 21:30 Hot in Cleveland 22:00 Dating in the Dark 23:00 The Hunks 24:00 Criminal Minds
tv Wednesday 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Fake Britain 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:30 Regional News 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Escape to the Country 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Copycats 16:35 Sam & Mark’s Guide to Dodging Disaster 16:40 Wingin’ It 17:00 Dani’s House 17:30 Little Howard’s Big Question 18:00 Newsround 18:15 The Weakest Link 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Regional News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 Waterloo Road 21:30 Life of Riley 22:00 The Apprentice 23:00 BBC News 23:25 Regional News 23:35 National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 23:45 Not Going Out 24:15 Prime
07:00 Childrens TV 10:05 Koala Brothers 10:15 Guess with Jess 10:30 Big & Small 10:45 Buzz and Tell 10:50 Big Cook Little Cook 11:10 Timmy Time 11:20 Nuzzle and Scratch: Frock and Roll 11:40 Waybuloo 12:00 In the Night Garden 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 See Hear 14:30 Lifeline 14:40 Coast 14:45 To Buy or Not to Buy 15:15 Animal 24:7 16:00 Helicopter Heroes 16:45 Flog It! 17:30 Pointless 18:15 Show Me the Monet 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Great British Menu 20:00 Escape to the Country 21:00 Two Greedy Italians 22:00 Wonderland 23:00 The Apprentice: You’re Fired! 23:30 Newsnight 24:20 Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 24:50 Citizen Ruth
07:00 Daybreak 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News 14:55 Granada News 15:00 60 Minute Makeover 16:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 16:59 Granada Weather 17:00 Midsomer Murders 18:00 Britain’s Best Dish 19:00 Granada Reports 19:30 ITV News 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Poms in Paradise 21:00 The British Soap Awards 2011 23:00 ITV News at Ten 23:30 Granada News 23:35 Cops with Cameras 24:35 Long Lost Family
- 19 may 2011 Feb 2613 - March 4 2010
07:10 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10:55 Location, Location, Location 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage Every Day 14:10 Proud Parents 14:20 Dark Command 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Vacation, Vacation, Vacation 21:30 Superscrimpers: Waste Not Want Not 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Desperate Housewives 24:05 Big Bang Theory 24:35 Being N-Dubz in America and Beyond
07:00 Childrens TV 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:20 Peppa Pig 09:25 Little Lodgers 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Warship 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Meals in Moments 16:15 McBride 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:15 Live UEFA Europa League Football 23:00 Hollow Man
07:00 Treacle People 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Freshly Squeezed 08:25 Everybody Loves Raymond 08:55 Frasier 09:25 Friends 09:55 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 10:55 Location, Location, Location 11:55 A Place by the Sea 13:00 Channel 4 News 13:05 River Cottage Every Day 14:00 3 Minute Wonder 14:05 The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw 16:10 Countdown 17:00 Deal or No Deal 18:00 Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:55 4thought.tv 21:00 Three in a Bed 22:00 Hunting Britain’s Most Wanted 23:00 Comedy Gala: Best Bits 24:05 Secret Millionaire
07:00 Childrens TV 09:25 Little Lodgers 09:30 Roary the Racing Car 09:40 Olivia 09:50 The WotWots 10:00 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:05 Warship 13:05 Family Recipe 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Law & Order 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 The Vanessa Show 16:05 Chinese Food in Minutes 16:10 Secrets of an Undercover Wife 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:25 OK! TV 20:00 5 News at 7 20:30 Rough Guide to... 21:00 Emergency Bikers 22:00 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green - At the Ends of the Earth 23:00 Impossible? 24:05 Banged Up Abroad
08:00 Bondi Vet 08:30 Bondi Vet 09:00 Oops TV 10:00 The Real A & E 10:30 The Real A & E 11:00 Lie to Me 12:00 Dream Lives for Sale 13:00 Customs 13:30 Customs 14:00 Stargate SG-1 15:00 Stargate SG-1 16:00 Vet Adventures 17:00 Lie to Me 18:00 The Simpsons 18:30 Futurama 19:00 Oops TV 19:30 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 22:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 23:00 Fringe 24:00 The Chicago Code
08:35 World Series by Renault 09:00 WATTS 09:15 Cycling 10:15 Cycling 11:30 WTA Tennis 13:00 Tennis 13:30 Cycling 14:30 Live Cycling 17:30 Live WTA Tennis 19:45 Eurogoals Flash 20:00 Wednesday Selection 20:05 Show Jumping 21:05 Equestrian 22:05 Riders Club 22:10 PGA Tour Golf 23:10 European Tour Golf 23:40 Ladies European Tour Golf 23:50 Golf Club 23:55 Yacht Club 24:10 Live Cycling
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Guilty pleasure time
The TV Round Up by
Alex Trelinski
Broadcaster and freelance journalist
Book Review by
Danny Collins
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NE OF TV’s biggest guilty pleasures hits the screen tomorrow night with the Eurovision Song Contest from Dusseldorf. Graham Norton has done well in the last two contests in the impossible role of filling Terry Wogan’s commentator shoes on BBC 1, and of course because we are in Spain, we can vote for the UK entry! I’m certain that Blue will have a decent night and I’ll foolishly predict a top five finish for them. That’s more than sadly can be said for the Spanish entry from Lucia Perez, which may well be in contention for one of the bottom spots. I’ll keep a smiling face whatever happens, in contrast to my hysterical tears back in 1968(I was nine then…so forgive me!) when Cliff Richard and ‘Congratulations’ was robbed by one point by Spain’s Massiel with ‘La La La’.
Did we really learn a lot about David Hasselhoff on ‘Piers Morgan’s Life Stories’ on ITV1 last Saturday? He talked a lot, but actually didn’t say a great deal about his life, and unless it was edited out, there were not as many probing questions about his problem compared to, say, the grilling that Cheryl Cole got last year. I got no real sense of how he has been a survivor, and there was no reference to him being removed as
a judge on ‘America’s Got Talent’ due to his drinking. This oversight I’m sure had nothing to do with the fact that Morgan was also on the judging panel alongside Hasselhoff! Meanwhile, I’m continuing to enjoy watching ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, but there’s one slight problem: I’ve seen nothing yet that is worthy of gracing the attention of Her Majesty at the Royal Variety Performance!
What a wonderful treat we had this week with the return of BBC 1’s ‘The Apprentice’ on successive nights. The show continues to enthrall and with such a big crowd of candidates in the early weeks we have the inevitable clash of egos and stupidity. It’s been a busy week for Lord Sugar, as last Sunday he had a BBC2 programme looking at the financial problems facing English soccer. As always, the former Spurs chairman talked sense, but you get the feeling that his ideas cut little water with the arrogant people that run the sport.
Is the bandwagon that is CSI faltering? Ratings in the States for the New York spin-off have been falling dramatically during this current season, whilst the Miami version and the original have also suffered from viewer losses. Figures on Channel 5 for the UK screenings are also appreciably down. Much as I’m a big fan, ‘CSI: New York’ has had a pretty ropey line of stories in its seventh series and looks positively boring compared to the brilliant new version of ‘Hawaii Five-O’ or the two ‘NCIS’ shows, which are all doing miles better in the ratings. All these programmes are transmitted by CBS in America, and there’s understandable talk that the network might wield the axe on ‘CSI: New York’.
Spanish for Dummies WHEN IS a book not a book? Answer? When it’s an audio set, as this three-disk set is from Wiley’s ‘For Dummies’ series. Jessica Langemeier I’ve come across as a linguist in other colours of the language spectrum. She’s a lady who knows what she’s talking about, so I didn’t foresee any problems on slotting Disk 1 into my computer. Therefore I was pretty thrown when a lady with a Californian accent (Ms Langemeier? Nah, couldn’t be) told me that ‘vosotros’ was the ‘very formal’ third person plural of ‘you’. It might be for Jessica, but I always believed it to be the very informal case, and still do. So no points awarded there, or am I giving up too soon? Ms Langemeier, I’m pretty certain, is North American – so could it be her Spanish has a touch of the frijoles and refried beans? My dictionary tells me I’m right and so, it appears, do all the Spanish phrase books I’ve ever reviewed. Certainly in my days in Madrid nearly 40 years ago, the use of ‘vosotros’ when talking to a group of my elders (or, gulp, the Guardia Civil) would have earned me a hard stare in the former circumstances and a swift clip
around the ear in the latter. Ah well, come on, we’re not all perfect and we’re dealing here, as with most disk versions of language, with the US version. The BBC this ‘aint, so absolute beginners should expect to come out at the other end talking a bit like Speedy González. Those who already have mastered the lisps and ‘elyehs’ of Castellano should be saved. So, apart from a possible error on the first page, the rest looks conquerable. All in all, I found it quite fun to listen to and the lessons are repeated slowly enough for the listener to catch every phonetic. Also, being in disk form, you can play them in your car but do avoid mouthing the words to yourself at traffic lights as other drivers might find this off-putting. After a few weeks you’ll find yourself at the stage of understanding what’s going on around you and you should be able to ask simple questions in banks, stores, and hotels, whatever - unless you really are a Dummy, of course. Author: Jessica Langemeier Publisher: Wiley Publishing Price: €19.60 ISBN: 978 0 047 09585 0
Suduko Answer
motoring by
Brian Deller
Author of Motoring in Spain
13 - 19 may 2011
IF we are caught speeding in a vehicle that does not have Spanish plates, how do we know and will we be advised through the post? The owner will not, immediately. If your vehicle is not registered with Trafico (in other words not on Spanish plates) how will the authorities know whose it is if the offence was recorded with a speed camera? The details of the offending vehicle will be placed on the ‘watch for’ list and it can be stopped later and possibly impounded and the driver certainly fined, especially if the proffered documents are not in order (lack of current tax disc and MOT certificate, etc) These could prove that the owner/driver is resident in Spain so the vehicle should be on Spanish plates; or they could include an out of date MOT certificate, Road Fund Tax receipt (or as I see too frequently, none at all) etc. The EU regulations state that any EU vehicle must be fully legal in the country of registration regardless of which EU country it is being driven in. If a UK vehicle is on a SORN (Sworn Off-Road Statement) then it is not allowed to be driven anywhere on public roads within the EU and that means anywhere the public has ‘free’ access to within the EU including public car parks and urbanisations etc.. Thanks Brian, But…you did not answer my query: I went to the website that you suggest and it appears to me that first you have to register to get a password, and secondly it looks like this site is only good if you have a Spanish driving Licence? Am I correct? Of course you have to have a Spanish licence so that Trafico knows all about your details. How can they place details on their website if they do not have them in the system? That is why they stop foreign vehicles or arrest those who are unable to conclusively prove they live in Spain after they have committed an offence. IF a fine is involved the officers will go with the offending driver to a local cash point to collect the cash if they do not have enough in their wallet: all in my book. The Certificado de Usario is explained in detail in my book, ThirdEdition, over several pages with instructions for residents on how to easily obtain one. It is very useful for any personal tax enquiries or information on most government financial web sites. Sorry you will have to read my book: far too much to write here and that is why I wrote the book. If you do not have one, for the Trafico website enquiry page for penalty points etc, you have to insert your DNI/Residencia number. I hear today on the radio that the old card type Residencia identification is to be reintroduced. The current one is just an A4 form/ certificate; still no photo or thumbprint on it though. How can we know in Spain if we have been caught in a speed camera trap if we have a Spanish plated vehicle? The Trafico web site has a database where the driver/owner can insert his or her DNI Residencia No. or NIE tax No. or the ‘Certificado de Usario’, (the full details on this and how to obtain it by residents are in my book, Third edition, pages 246- 249) and any penalty points lost (or under threat) are shown immediately. I have not lost any or been caught speeding so I cannot describe actual experiences but if you drive over the limit in a Spanish-plated vehicle as a habit, it is suggested that you visit this page often. The Certificado de Usario gives the holder many benefits such as securely accessing personal tax details including local IBI taxes on the AgenciaTributaria website. The Trafico enquiry address is: HTTPS://apl.dgt.es/WEB_COPACI/consultarPuntos.faces
There is much more detailed information on all motoring subjects in my book. Brian Juan (John) Deller, Malaga, author, ‘Motoring in Spain’ www.spainvia.com. Tel: 666 888 870 Brian Deller, author, book Motoring in Spain, ISBN No 978 84 611 9278 6. Shops’ addresses in my web site at: www.spainvia.com/bookshopslist.htm
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Kids on cycles THE DIRECTOR General of Trafico has confirmed that it is legal in Spain to carry a child up to the age of six on a cycle providing it has a seat designed to fit the cycle and the cyclist is an adult. It is obligatory for both to wear a safety hat for all main roads but optional for other roads. It is recommended to wear reflective markings or clothing and for cycle lights to be fitted. Cyclists can legally ride two abreast and in groups and have priority over vehicles at unmarked junctions: by law car drivers must allow a 1.5m space when overtaking.
Vastly improved parking at Alicante El Altet Airport PASSENGERS ARE delighted with the new parking facilities at the new El Altet airport. Motorists now have two public car parks to choose from in addition to a long stay car park, with a total capacity of 6,740 spaces over six floors. The parking facilities are connected to the new Terminal via an air bridge.
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The final whistle With Andy Kay
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PL knows FA about the Cup Dennis Jordan NORTH REGION
Mike Probert SOUTH REGION
FA Cup
THERE HAS always been something special about FA Cup final day. As a lad, I remember the coverage on BBC and ITV starting relatively early in the morning. We’d watch the players have breakfast at the team hotels, be with them as they boarded the coaches and then for the journey to Wembley. Once there, we’d enjoy countless pitch interviews plus a fashion critique on their cup final suits. Of course, back then, the FA Cup final was one of only a few games that were shown live on TV. Things are very different now. But that doesn’t explain why the Premier League has scheduled the potential title decider for a 12.45 kick off on cup final day. Let’s be clear here...the final between Manchester City and Stoke City has to take place at Wembley on Saturday as the Champions League final is on 28th May and Uefa rules state that the pitch for that game cannot be used 14 days prior: so far, so good. But don’t you think it would have made sense for the PL to stage the important games of the weekend on Sunday, leaving the cup final centre stage on Saturday? Perhaps to you and me, but not to the Premier League who surely cannot any longer say that there is no rift between themselves and the FA. If this is what friends do to each other, then what on earth will become of the game in England if they ever become enemies? Even if Manchester United loses to Blackburn (not that they have in their past 10 encounters, by the way) they will surely pick up a point at home to Blackpool to wrap up their 19th top flight title. Meanwhile at Wembley, Man City will be trying to win their first bit of silverware since 1976 and Stoke since 1972. The Premier League may be all powerful and the FA a mediocre bunch that couldn’t run a whelk stall. But I know which game I’ll be watching. WHERE’S THE EVIDENCE? Former FA and England 2018 chairman Lord Triesman has set the cat amongst the pigeons by accusing a number of Fifa officials of asking for ‘favours’ in return for World Cup votes. One of them, apparently, even had his sights set on a knighthood! Though the accusations are new, I don’t believe that anyone will be shocked by them. Fifa and its executive membership have a very murky past and the organisation has long been associated with grubby back hand politics. Let’s just hope that this time round, rather than being a case of one party stating that “he said this” and that party responding with a “no I didn’t” that Lord Triesman has some hard evidence to back up his claims. In fact, given Fifa’s past, I find it quite shocking that people wanting to do business with them don’t walk in to high level meetings with recording devices hidden in every orifice. Mind you, that might give them one more a**ehole to worry about!
Murcia Golf Hound Murcia Region
A BUSY week on the golf courses in the northern region of the Costa Blanca was not made any easier by the rain, thunder and lightning. But as usual it doesn’t take long for the weather to turn good and get the players back out there to use their rain vouchers, if the course closed for safety with the thunder and lightning or because the greens and bunkers needed to drain. Villaitana’s Par 72 Levante course has been closed this week due to sanding the greens, which in turn made the Par 62 Poniente very busy and virtually impossible to get a tee time. In general the courses on the Costa Blanca are very popular and in good condition. If anyone would like to book any discount tee times you can contacts us on 630 714 373. I HAVE been warning for some weeks now that May is the month for hollow tining on local courses and time has arrived with now fewer than TEN courses undertaking such work in my region. Vistabella completed their work in April and although the greens are still recovering it is well worth a game at only €78 for two players and 1 buggy (Monday-Friday) in a deal available only to RTN members. DEALS OF THE WEEK are at Mar Menor and Saurines De La Torre where the price has been reduced to only €185 for 4 players and 2 buggies. For your information I will be taking a family holiday from 18th - 25th May and my office will be closed so contact me before this to book your golf. THE PLEASURE was all ours this week as we took a trip into the Murcian countryside to play the golf course at Hacienda Riquelme. This is a golf course that simply has everything. Every aspect from tee to green was well maintained.As is typical of Nicklaus-designed golf courses, the placement of the bunkers, run-offs from and undulations in the greens mean players have to play strategically and have their short game in order. The selection of Par 3s is very strong and there are alsoplenty of chances for people to use their driver on the long Par 4s and Par 5s. It was a good experience just to play the course, but this was enhanced when we entered the new Clubhouse, located in a Spanish finca just off the 18th green. The modern restaurant area has a good atmosphere and a wide selection of food and drinks to relax with after your round - while there is also an upstairs area with sofas and televisions. With its excellent facilities and great all round golf course, Hacienda Riquelme has become a new favourite for the Murcia Golf Hound, and is yet another fantastic golf course to add to those already available in the Murcia region.
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
Alenda
€45
Single Green fee
Alicante Golf
€53
Single Green fee + Buggy
Bonalba
€42
Single Green fee
Don Cayo
€43
Single Green fee
El Plantio
€45
Single Green fee
Font del Llop
€40
Single Green Fee
Villaitana Par 62
€39
Single Green fee + Buggy
Villa Aitana Par 72
€45
Single Green fee
For more information email Dennis at dennis@roundtownnews.com or direct to www.benidormgolf.com on 630 714 373.
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
Altorreal
€55
2 PL and 1 Buggy (Mon-Fri)
Hacienda del Alamo
€96
2 PL and 1 Buggy
La Serena
€90
2 PL and 1 Buggy
Polaris World Courses
€92
2 PL and 1 Buggy
Roda
€98
2 PL and 1 Buggy (from 2pm)
Las Colinas
€94
2 PL and Buggy (3pm)
La Peraleja
€76
2 PL and 1 Buggy
For more information contact Mike at mike@roundtownnews.com or direct at Costa Blanca Green Fee Services on 966 704 752 or 661 345 931.
Golf Course
RTN Price
Comments
La Envia
€41
Single Green fee
Valle del Este
€70
2 Green fees
Aguilón
€40
Single Green fee
Alborán
€48
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
Almerimar
€60
Single Green Fee
Desert Springs
€65
Single Green fee
Two night stay
€189
2 night, 1/2board, 3 Green fees
2N, 1/2board,3Green Fees
For more information contact the Hound on Facebook, twitter: murciagolf@roundtownnews.com or 671 748 625.
ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL? Aged between 20 to 40 ? Torrevieja area Call Doug on 628 789 335
Change the rules - it makes sense Noel’s world of golf By Noel Eastwell Teaching Professional Campo de Golf El Plantio 639 730 891
GOLFERS ARE sticklers for the rules of the game and will be aghast at the headline above but think about some of the things we have to adhere to while playing our sport just for a minute. Why should we hit a perfect shot to the middle of the fairway and have to play a shot from there when we can get relief from a plugged lie even if the ball is in the rough but on a shortly mown area such as a mown path? Why do we have to play from a bunker when it is full of water or take the appropriate penalty shots because we cannot drop in the bunker without still being in water? These are just two of golfs most stupid situations and the most likely to happen to any of us at any time. The Royal and Ancient and The USGA are looking at the rules at the moment before bringing out the next edition of The Rules of Golf next February. I don’t envy their positions but they can make the game easier for everyone if they make the correct decisions now. There are many golfers who are like me and think the rules are too complicated and outdated. In the last year we have seen many situations where if the rules were clearer tournaments would have had much different outcomes. I refer to having waste areas that are basically sand and allowing people to ground their club as just one instance. Let the rules make all sandy areas on golf courses be treated as bunkers and then there can be no mistakes. Contrast this to the recent far too lenient punishment dished out to a Scottish Touring Professional recently. This case was where a number of fellow professionals who accused
him of not replacing his ball correctly on the greens and I hope you will all agree the game’s governing bodies need to do something to prevent people from being penalised when they should not be and conversely come down like a ton of bricks on those who blatantly cheat. Let us hope that this time they get the Rule Book closer to being fair and easier to understand: it will be another three years before they review the rules again. WIN A ROUND OF GOLF FOR 2 INCLUDING BUGGY AT THE BEAUTIFUL EL PLANTIO RESORT IN ALICANTE To enter this competition, simply answer the question below correctly. Every correct answer will be entered into a draw at the end of the month and the winner of this fantastic prize worth over 180€ will be picked at random at the end of each month. Send your entries by email to golf@roundtownnews.com. The decision of the editor of RTN will be final in making the winning selection. QUESTION FOR APRIL 13TH 2011: WHO WON THE 2010 US MASTERS? A. Phil Mickelson B. Martin Kaymer C. Graeme McDowell All answers must be received no later than 5pm on 31st May 2011 to be entered into May’s draw, to be made on 31st May. The winner will be announced in RTN on 3rd June 2011.
Any questions you have for Noel should be sent to golf@roundtownnews.com
Cast Off with
Robbie France
“Ships are the nearest things to dreams that hands have ever made.” Robert N. Rose
AHOY, SHIPMATES…and landlubbers! What a busy couple of weeks. First off…thanks for all your emails. Keep ‘em coming in. That’s what we’re here for: to help in any way, shape or form. Be it tidal patterns around a certain area, or even getting the pictures of your boat out to all the sailors on my email list. We are here 24/7. Anyway, it’s finally happened. D’ya remember a couple of weeks ago I stated that included in this year’s timetable was my desire to start solo sailing? Well - job done. We can tick off that particular box with an ALMIGHTY cross! I’ll explain… When we started talking to each other all those months ago, I mentioned my former preoccupation with golf. It was my religion 10 years ago. I played 5 or 6 times a week. Got my single figure handicap, blah, blah, blah… However, for all the camaraderie I enjoyed on the course with my pals, it was nothing compared with traipsing round 18 holes without a care in the world, playing 2 or 3 golf balls simultaneously, playing multiple shots out of bunkers etc., etc. On my own; early morning; nothing and no one around... Heaven…sheer bliss… Now move on to a couple of weeks ago. I casted off. Wound my way through the channels and
jetties at the marina, under the watchful eye of Malcolm, my mate. Hit open water…and that’s all she wrote! Unfortunately for me I was being spied upon my some people on the shore! It wasn’t until later that I realised I had a captive audience. Y’see…I was in a world of my own. Doing around 5 knots, (just under 6 miles per hour), completely unfettered by worrying about this or that, I opened up Karena. Do you remember Lewis Hamilton being cautioned by police in Melbourne last year for doing ‘360s’ and burning all that rubber? Child’s play! I went into overdrive with invention. One of the people stood on shore (watching me do ‘180s’, ‘360s’) said he thought it was one of the craziest things he’d ever seen. Can’t blame him. Clear sea. No traffic. Brisk wind. Hello? HELLO? In the end…I didn’t even bother using the winches, just held them in my hands as I tacked and jibed, jibed and tacked. No chatter. No distraction. Just me, Karena, the breeze, the sea, the sound of the bow wave slipping past as I cut through the swell. Heaven…sheer bliss... So. That’s one little ‘Job To Do’, less! Can’t wait for summer. Join me as I prepare to take the next step forward: The RYA Coastal Skipper Course.
Entre Naranjos hosts national bowls championships by Julie Day THE SPANISH National English Bowls Championships are being held from Saturday 14th May until Saturday 28th May at the Vistabella Golf complex on the Entre Naranjos Urbanisation. Approximately 350 bowls players hailing from autonomous communities all over the country including Andalucía, Cataluña, Murcia and Valencia will participate in this important competition, The Vistabella Bowls Club is extremely proud to hold an event of such calibre at their grounds and can’t wait to welcome other local and national players and spectators to their home area. The inauguration of this fantastic event will take place tomorrow, Friday 13th May at 5.30pm at the Vistabella Golf Club on the Entre Naranjos Urbanisation in Orihuela. For further details, please telephone 966 107 846 or email bookings@vistabellagolf.com
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Fishing Maggots End by
David Hoare
968 199 279
For further details ring Alan Roscoe 968 570 876 or email: anglerstogether@gonuts4free.com AGAIN THIS week, the match was held on the Rio Segura on the Eden canal stretch. The river was still in full flow, and up about a foot. This week’s match was the 4th round in the Summer Championship competition. Although the river was still pushing through, it fished well, with nearly every angler catching fish. Some were more unlucky than others though, as one of our members lost some 19 fish; enough to have easily won the day. Almost all anglers who fished the pole got caught up in the reeds, either the old broken stalks or new growth. This is because you cannot see where these are on the river bed. Until the river drops to its normal level this is going to be an ongoing problem. TOP RODS ON THE DAY 1st Stan (The Man) Roberts, fishing the feeder using maggot with 7.84 kg. 2nd Lenny (Ex Cultural Attache) Bolton, fishing the pole and using maggot with 6.60 kg. 3rd Clive (Golf no more) Cleghorn, fishing the pole using maggot with 6.00 kg. ABBEY ANGLING RESULTS supplied by Terry Screen The 4th Round Match of the Spring Series was fished at the Blanca Embalsa on 3rd May 2011. It was a lovely day for a change with the sun shining and the water calm, but the wind arrived as usual around 1pm. The water is regulated through the Dam, which I think could be operating a small Hydro-Electric generator as the water levels fluctuates about two feet a day. The fish seemed to be in patches with only 4 people catching on the day.
1st Mike (The Arsenal) Hill with 14.660kg on feeder and corn (Well Done) 2nd Ian (The Irish Wizard) Dalzell with 12.200kg on feeder and pellet 3rd Bill (The Master) Reade with 4.120kg on pole and pellet All details are available from the Match Secretary Terry Screen on 96 532 8368. Anglers Together ANGLERS TOGETHER was formed to introduce and encourage anglers of all abilities to meet up and get together to fish, either sea or freshwater. Firm friendships have been formed during the time the group has been active and information on fishing venues and licenses required are available at the meetings or by regular emailed newsletters. Meetings are held in two locations on the second Friday and Saturday of each month. Anyone with an interest in fishing (sea or freshwater) is welcome to come along to a meeting to see what we’re about. The next meeting at Mary’s Bar, Campoverde (near Pilar de la Horadada) will be held on Friday 13th May at 12 noon. There is a new venue for the Puerto de Mazarron meeting starting in January 2011. On Saturday 14th of May at 12 noon the meeting will be held at The New Royal Bar and Restaurant at El Alamillo, opposite the seafront between Isla Plana and the Port. NOTE The subs are now due at these meetings: €5 for renewal and €10 for new members. Refreshments and lunch are available at each location. Come along to a meeting nearest to you.