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October 2021 Volume 83 Number 1
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Celebrating 200 Years of Gonzaga By: Jackson Baldrate ‘23 Editor As Gonzaga celebrates its bicentennial, it is a good time to look back on the storied history of our school. In 1820, the House of Philosophy for Jesuit Scholastics was founded by the Society of Jesus. The institution was created to train young Jesuits. However, in the following months, people in the Washington area began asking the Jesuits if their sons could attend the school. Due to the large interest, Washington Seminary, as Gonzaga was originally called, opened its doors for lay people in 1821. Despite the fact that the school was thriving, Washington Seminary had to close
its doors in 1827. The school did not have any funding, and it could not charge tuition because doing so went against the rules of the Jesuits. However, the Jesuits returned to Washington Seminary in 1848 after the rules against tuition were changed. The school continued to thrive, and on May 4th 1858, President James Buchanan signed a charter creating the “Presidents and Directors of Gonzaga College,” an event that is celebrated annually on Charter Day. In 1859, the Jesuits built a church on North Capitol street and dedicated it to St. Aloysius Gonzaga. The painting above the altar was painted by Constantino Brumidi, who also painted some of the rotunda in the United
States Capitol. In 1871, Gonzaga left the center of D.C. to move to a building near St. Al’s church. At the time, the move was nearly disastrous. There were very few people living in the area, and the school nearly had to close due to low enrollment. However, as the surrounding area slowly developed, Gonzaga saw its applicants increase, and by the turn of the century, Gonzaga was back at full capacity. In 1926, the Gonzaga football team had its most dominant season in history. In the 1926 season, Gonzaga went a perfect 6-0 and their stifling defense allowed no opponent to score a point or cross the 50 yard line the entire season. In 1942, Joe Kozik, known as “The
Coach,” began his 50-year career at Gonzaga. While at Gonzaga, he taught history, biology, religion, and physical education and coached baseball, basketball, and football. Additionally, in 1951 he coached D.C.’s first integrated football team. In 1954, Gonzaga’s first African American student, Gabe Smith, graduated from the school. Despite these outstanding achievements in the early 20th century, Gonzaga went through one of its most difficult periods in the 1960s. During the city-wide riots in 1968 after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr., fires surrounded Gonzaga’s campus. Thankfully, Gonzaga and St. Al’s survived. In the next 20 years, Gonzaga
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expanded, and the Carmody Gym, McKenna Center, and Forte Hall opened to accommodate the new students. Since then, Gonzaga’s campus and student body has continued to grow and build on the celebrated history of Gonzaga. From a small seminary for Jesuit students, Gonzaga expanded to the general public while keeping its emphasis on an education built on faith. It has persisted through struggles and experienced great triumphs throughout its two hundred year history. In light of Gonzaga’s bicentennial, it is important to take some time to reflect on all of the events and people that shaped Gonzaga into the wonderful institution that it is today.
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Representative Election Recap By: Matthew Dowd ‘22 Editor For a week in late September, ambitious sophomores and upperclassmen began their campaigns for the long-awaited SGA class representative elections, a continuation of the elections for main student government elections earlier this year. Now, two representatives from each grade other than the freshman class have been elected. But what do these representatives do, exactly? Well, as the title suggests, these elected officials will serve as the voices for their classmates in ways that a student government of just seniors could not. With representatives from each grade, it makes it easier for students to voice their concerns and ideas to improve the community at Gonzaga. This
being both the bicentennial of Gonzaga and a year fully back on campus in person, it is more important than ever to have a qualified group of students from all different backgrounds ready to help this be the best year it can be, and the election is how these students were chosen. Starting early in election week, candidates took to Instagram with campaign accounts to get the word out about all their great ideas to bring to Gonzaga. Some of these great ideas included increasing awareness about SAGE lunch and stand up
comedy events. Other candidates instead relied on reputation, endorsements from a Gonzaga graduate, and previous SGA experience. In a twist from typical political campaign strategy, candidate Benji Garland ‘23 said in a post that “being a representative is mostly about being able to take action” and “very little is accomplished” with campaign goals. Any Gonzaga student on social media that week can likely recall swiping through friends’ Instagram stories and seeing dozens of reports and supporting messages for candidates, especially towards the end of the week. After the results from Friday’s election were processed, a total of 6 representatives were elected. In the sophomore class: Finn Mooney and Billy Dingell. For the Juniors, Tad Clifton and Benji Garland were
elected. The senior class elected Nick Page and Bobby Dingell. In addition to this, Aidan Bond was selected to be Secretary and Patrick Pritsios was selected to be Cabinet Assistant. After the results, senior representative Nick Page assured me that he and the others have the students’ backs in this upcoming year. If you have concerns throughout the year about anything to improve the Gonzaga community, now you know who you can contact: your own class representative!
SGA Cabinet Interviews By: John Ferrara ‘22 Editor-in-Chief As a fresh set of class representatives are ushered into the Student Government Association, stability lies in the cabinet of the SGA – a group of five, seasoned seniors committed to making the school year the best it can be. The SGA cabinet is composed of five positions, each of which assumes an important role in keeping the larger assembly running. I had the chance to talk with all five of these guys and get the chance to learn about their passions – in and out of school…
part of the Native American Cultural Appreciation Club. What’s something you’re looking forward to this year: “I’m looking forward to showing the underclassmen what they’ve missed being away from Gonzaga, and hopefully restoring some of the memories they haven’t experienced yet.” Where are you from: “I’m from Tysons, Virginia.” Tell me a fun fact about yourself: “I’m the middle child in a family of five siblings.” What’s your favorite restaurant chain and why: “McDonald’s is my favorite fast food chain. Whenever I go, I always order a Double QuarSocial Media Director: JP ter Pounder with cheese and Vinter an apple pie.” Tell me about yourself: “I’m JP Vinter and I’m the Gonzagafest Chair: Grady Director of Communications Corcoran this year. I’m a member of Tell me about yourself: the booster club, captain of “I’m Grady Corcoran, and the rugby team, and a lead- I’m the Gonzagafest Chair. er of the Native American I play lacrosse, and I’m the Cultural Appreciation club. President of the Astronomy The main reason I joined the club and the ACE club.” SGA is because I love GonWhat’s something you’re zaga, and I want to make sure looking forward to this year: that that love of Gonzaga is “Gonzagafest.” passed down to the younger Where are you from: “I’m students.” from Cabin John, Maryland. What’s something you’re Some consider it the last villooking forward to this year: lage in the DMV.” “I’m looking forward to lots Tell me a fun fact about of things but right now I have yourself: “I was better than my eyes set on making home- Eddie Paquette when I was coming as fun as possible.” on the freshman basketball Where are you from: “I’m team.” from Great Falls, VA.” What’s your favorite Tell me a fun fact about movie and why: “Parasite. yourself: “I cut the tip of If you haven’t seen it you’re my finger off, and got hit in missing out. If you have, the head with a baseball bat you’ll understand why.” when I was 5.” What’s your favorite ice cream flavor and why: “Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Anyone who says different hasn’t tried it or is wrong.”
President: John Jerro Tell me about yourself: “I am John Jerro, Student Body President. I am a CoFounder of the Chess Club, I play rugby, I am in the Gonzaga Dramatic Association, GonzagaFest planning committee and Student Government Association, Native American Cultural Appreciation Club, and a couple of other extracurriculars. My job is to turn Gonzaga into a totalitarian regime.” What’s something you’re looking forward to this year: “I’m looking forward to the lower class-men experiencing amazing Gonzaga traditions so that we can pass on a strong legacy, and a surprise plan we are working on.” Where are you from: “My driver’s license says I am from McLean, Virginia, but I’m from outer space.” Tell me a fun fact about yourself: “My favorite movie is Rango and I drive a yellow car named Sean Wickham.” What’s your favorite sports team and why: “My favorite sports team is the Washington Football team because I am a loyal man and was born with burgundy and gold blood.” Events Coordinator: Eddie Paquette Vice President: Andrew Tell me about yourself: Schaefer “I’m Eddie Paquette. I play Tell me about yourself: basketball, I’m on the Gon“I’m a founder of the Gonza- zaga Retreat Team, and I’m a
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ga Investing Club, the Gonzaga Activity Planning Committee, and a Retreat Team Leader. I try to be involved in all walks of life at Gonzaga. I just want to try and see the boys love Gonzaga like I do.” What’s something you’re looking forward to this year: “I’m definitely the most excited for GFest this fall and spring.” Where are you from: “I’m from Frederick, Maryland.” Tell me a fun fact about yourself: “I’m a huge Marvel fan, one of the biggest at Gonzaga probably.” What’s your favorite TV show and why: “Loki the Show, for sure.”
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Editors Matthew Dowd ‘22 Jack McGuinness ‘22 Peter Mildrew ‘22 Noah Potholm ‘22 Jackson Baldrate ‘23 Luke Gormsen ‘24 Moderator: Dr. Harry Rissetto
NFL Playoff Predictions By: Max Diaz ‘24 Contributor NFC Seeds 1st Seed: Los Angeles Rams (NFC West winner) The Rams are the top seed on this list for many reasons. But, the two main ones are the addition of Matt Stafford, and they have the top defense in the NFC led by Aaron Donald. 2nd Seed: Tampa Bay Buccaneers (NFC South winner) The defending champion Bucs are second seed mainly because the LA Rams are a notch above. 3rd Seed: Dallas Cowboys (NFC East winner) The Cowboys are the third seed in the NFC because they have an easier schedule than the Packers and if they are healthy, they should win the East. Big “IF”. 4th Seed: Green Bay Packers (NFC North winner) The Packers are the fourth seed because the NFC North is very bad this year so they will easily win it. 5th Seed: San Francisco 49ers The 49ers are coming off a year where they had a lot of injury problems, however, if they rid themselves of the injury bug, there’s no better defense. 6th Seed: Seattle Seahawks
By: Brian Henneberry ‘23 Contributor
As you can tell by now, the NFC West is the top division this year. The Seattle Seahawks’ offense is their strength but may not overcome a weak defense which was bottom 2 for both passing yards and passing yards per game. 7th Seed: Arizona Cardinals The final seed came down to the Cardinals and the Football Team. I ultimately chose the Cardinals because of Kyler Murray and his receivers. Just Missed Out: Washington Football Team I was very close to putting the Football Team into the playoffs, but they missed out mainly because of their anemic offense. AFC Seeds 1st Seed: Buffalo Bills (AFC East Winners) The Bills have an extremely bright future ahead of them with all their great players. They have a great quarterback and a top receiver in Allen and Diggs, and they have a great defense. 2nd Seed: Kansas City Chiefs (AFC West winner) The Chiefs had early season mishap losses to Baltimore and LAC but will recover. 3rd Seed: Cleveland Browns (AFC North winner) The Browns have great play-
ers on both sides of the field, and Baker Mayfield is their best quarterback since Bernie Kosar. 4th Seed: Tennessee Titans (AFC South winner) My reason is just 2 words: Derrick Henry (aka the guy who made Josh Norman look like a baby kitten going against a giant bull). 5th Seed: Baltimore Ravens The Ravens showed that they were for real when they beat the Chiefs in Week 2. 6th Seed: Las Vegas Raiders The Raiders have been doing very well so far this year and that’s all my reasoning. 7th Seed: Pittsburgh Steelers The 7th seed came down to the Steelers and the Dolphins. Just Missed Out: Miami Dolphins The Dolphins have a great defense led by the league’s best corner, Xavien Howard, but their offense needs a lot of work. AFC Wild Card Picks #2 Kansas City Chiefs vs. #7 Pittsburgh Steelers #3 Cleveland Browns vs. #6 Las Vegas Raiders #4 Tennessee Titans vs. #5 Baltimore Ravens Explanation: The Chiefs just have too much offense. Cleveland will take it because of strength on both
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sides of the ball. Baltimore will edge Tennessee because Tennessee’s QB, Ryan Tannehill, will fall flat with his usual bad decisions.
#2 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. #3 Dallas Cowboys Explanation: The Rams will win because of an improved offense and best defensive player in the league - Donald. NFC Wild Card Picks The Bucs will win because #2 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Brady….again. vs. #7 Arizona Cardinals #3 Dallas Cowboys vs. #6 SeAFC Conference Pick attle Seahawks #1 Buffalo Bills vs. #2 Kan#4 Green Bay Packers vs. #5 sas City Chiefs San Francisco 49ers Explanation: The Bills will Explanation: Tampa has win in a very close game beBrady period. He has more cause of home field advanplayoff experience than the tage. entire Arizona team combined. Dallas will squeeze NFC Conference Pick by Seattle as the Seahawks #1 Los Angeles Rams vs. #2 offense will not be enough. Tampa Bay Buccaneers San Francisco will beat the Explanation: The Rams will Packers because Rodgers is win in a very close overtime focused on whatever team he game against the Bucs as will be playing for next year. Brady’s reign comes to an end. AFC Divisional Picks #1 Buffalo Bills vs. #5 BaltiSuper Bowl 56 Pick more Ravens Los Angeles Rams vs. Buffalo #2 Kansas City Chiefs vs. #3 Bills, 38-31 Rams Cleveland Browns Explanation: The Rams will Explanation: The Bills will win the Super Bowl because win because of a superior of Matt Stafford’s experience defense and more offensive and Aaron Donald’s domifirepower. The Chiefs will nance. Plus, having home beat the Browns due to hav- field doesn’t hurt either as ing way more skill and offen- this would be the 2nd consive weapons. secutive year that the Super Bowl-winner wins in their NFC Divisional Picks home stadium. #1 Los Angeles Rams vs. #5 San Francisco 49ers
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to success for this Eagles of- Heinicke has taken over the fense will be the o-line and reins for the Football Team’s Philadelphia Eagles Jalen Hurts performing with offense. After a disappointing the ball. This offense has some 2021 season, Nick Sirianni’s weapons such as Antonio Eagles are looking to re- Washington Football Team Gibson, Terry McLaurin, and bound with the help of Jalen The Football Team is Logan Thomas. We shall see Hurts and rookie Devonta back and is off to a decent how Heinicke uses his weapSmith. Defense last year start. Last year’s top defense ons this year. seemed to be an issue as the has shown some weakness Eagles were only able to hold in these first two games. The New York Giants a team under 15 points once Football Team’s defense has After a late regular sealast year. allowed 49 points and 815 son run, the Giants once While the Eagles defense yards over two games. again fell short of the playlooked sharp against the FalTheir secondary has offs. Once again though, the cons, that was not the case shown to be their main weak- Giants find themselves 0-2. against San Francisco. The ness as Justin Herbert and After an embarrassing loss to loss of Brandon Graham is Daniel Jones have been able the Broncos, the Giants sufa tough loss for the Eagles to pick the Football Team’s fered a heartbreaker to the front seven. Jalen Hurts is secondary apart. Football Team due to a selfback and is flashing signs of On the plus side, one inflicted mistake. his Alabama and Oklahoma member of the Football Defense has been a madays. Team’s defense is picking jor problem for the Giants. The second year QB up right where he left off last The Broncos and Football has shown he can run this year. Chase Young showed Team have been able to run Eagles offense and has al- signs of his great speed when and throw against this Giready shown who he likes to running down Saquon Bar- ants defense. If the Giants throw it to. Devonta Smith kley in Thursday night’s have any plan on making it has started off red hot in his win against the Giants. With to the playoffs this year, Joe rookie campaign. The key Ryan Fitzpatrick out, Taylor Judge better shape up his
defense. Daniel Jones is off to a mediocre start, which is not surprising. The 2019 pick has thrown for 516 yards and run for 122 yards. Jones has been able to show his speed at times. He also has a wide variety of weapons at the wide receiver position. Finally, Saquon is back. Saquon returning will give Coach Judge options. While Barkley hasn’t had a breakout game yet, he has flashed signs. I think it will be the key to their success if the Giants o-line can give him a decent block every once and a while.
showed that he is picking up where he left off after his season ending injury last year. Amari Cooper, CeeDee Lamb, and Ezekiel Elliot are geared up for this season. The Cowboys WR core showed their talent in week one’s loss to the Buccaneers. Ezekiel Elliot is hoping to make up for last year and show he still is a top running back in the NFL. The Cowboys defense has proven to be a sore point for the team, but new defensive coordinator Dan Quinn is hoping to change that. The Cowboys pass rush still remains to be ineffective against opposing offensiveDallas Cowboys lines. Micah Parsons and After a disappointing Trevon Diggs will be the key season for new head coach to this Cowboys’ defense’s Mike McCarthy, McCarthy success. is looking for a much better outcome this year. With Dak returning, this Cowboys offense is looking to get back to business. Dak
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A Virtual KINO Border Initiative
By: Antonio Dolojan ‘22 Contributor Most people are aware of the issue of immigration across the border and undocumented citizens. But not many have used a critical eye to look in depth. The staff of the Kino Border Initiative discussed in depth the issue of illegal immigration with the students on the trip. I was taught to Humanize, Accompany, and Complicate (HAC). By using this line of thinking, my own opinions on this issue have become more profound and grounded. We are all humans. It doesn’t matter if it’s your neighbor or someone across the globe, we are all the same. So, then, why do we refer to those undocumented
immigrants as illegal aliens? Why do we have certain government protocols, such as Operation Streamline, that degrade and unfairly judge suspected illegal immigrants by doing group trials that last under thirty minutes? And is it truly fair to strip away the dreams of undocumented minors by enforcing difficulties
centage of immigrants come to America for nefarious purposes, a vast majority are virtuous and are unfairly grouped into this small bunch of bad apples. By dehumanizing the entire group, we seek to make it seem justifiable to maintain ruthless protocols. But as humans, we must understand that this stripping of dignity is counterintuitive to us as a society. To accompany one is difficult without being in the physical presence of another. But there are more ways to accompany others than in the physical sense. The staff at KBI supports those seeking a new life in America by offering food and on seeking higher education shelter as they wait to be apand potential jobs? proved. Although a minute perDuring the trip, via
Camden Service Trip
By: Mike Husk ‘22 Contributor What do people think of when they hear of Camden, New Jersey? Most think of Camden as a run-down city in the suburbs of Philadelphia filled with people experiencing homelessness, rampant crime, and lack of education and food. These problems in Camden have persisted due to neglect from the government and private sectors. On July 5th, fourteen
meals to those who are critically ill or have certain dietary needs, we spent two days cooking and packaging food for delivery in their kitchen. At SHARE, a food co-op for communities in need of access to low-cost food in Philadelphia, we helped package boxes of food for low-income families and we helped pull out weeds from SHARE’s side parking lot. Another place we served was at Urban
seniors, including myself, plus Ms. Flood, Mr. Ruano, and Dr. Miller went to Camden to serve the surrounding community. We stayed in the Oscar Romero Center in Camden and participated in their Urban Challenge. The challenge provides an urban, service-learning, immersion experience rooted in the Catholic faith tradition. When we were at Camden, we provided service to many local organizations. At MANNA, which provides
Promise Ministries, an organization that operates as an alternative learning school and provides after school programs for the city youth. At Urban Promise, we moved storage out of a house and cleaned the house in preparation for a group coming in for training for a new satellite in London. We also did some landscaping in preparation for the summer activities going on at Urban Promise. In addition to all the
service we did up in Camden, we also participated in the food challenge. We all split into teams of four and each group had twelve dollars to spend on food for the whole day. On the morning of the challenge, everyone went to Cousin’s Supermarket, the only grocery store in Camden, and bought food for breakfast, lunch and dinner for their team using the twelve dollars they had. Each team had to navigate which foods they could purchase based on their specific restrictions, needs, and a limited budget. Towards the end of the day, everyone realized how hungry they were throughout the day on this limited budget and wondered how they could survive with these conditions every day. The main focus of this Camden immersion trip was based on tenets from Catholic Social Teaching. Each day, we started as a group thinking about a certain tenet of Catholic Social Teaching and how we can use the tenet in our service to others not only in Camden, but outside of Camden also. We were able to widen our circles to all walks of life and come to the full realization that everyone is a child of God and we should take care of our brothers and sisters in need everywhere, including those in Camden.
Zoom, we took time to listen to testimonies of hopeful immigrants as they gave an autobiography of their life. At the end of the day, we can accompany another by standing by them. What better way, then, is there to accompany these people than by supporting their dreams and listening to their voices? We are too often satisfied with the simple explanation. I was taught on this trip to go beyond the given. I began to understand that no sane person would go across a harsh stretch of desert, nicknamed the “Devil’s Highway,” unless brought to the absolute brink of desperation. I sympathized with the horrible situations at home, where the police are beyond corrupt and crime reigns supreme. And I realized that not every
single person who is seeking immigration is some minion of a drug lord, but perhaps a father of two who is so desperate to reach America that he is willing to risk his own life in the process. There is a difference between legality and morality. And all too often, people only view this issue in the legal lens rather than the moral lens. Unfortunately, due to Covid, the KBI trip was not allowed to travel to the border. Instead of physically experiencing the daily life of hopeful immigrants, we focused heavily on the mental aspect. By analyzing this situation using HAC, this becomes more than the clear-cut charade put out on T.V. This has become an issue that I now have a stake in.
By: Noah Potholm ‘22 Editor
having a better appreciation for God’s creation as students participated in a nature walk full of Biblical readings about the beauty of Earth. On other days, the prayer was much simpler, but just as meaningful, as students meditated and developed a greater appreciation for all that they have. In addition, Gonzaga students were challenged by the various sacrifices they made. From giving up phones for the week to experiencing an electricity fast one night, these students embraced the message of simplicity in an attempt to contribute to the overall common good of society. One of the most unique aspects of the week was the opportunity that all students had to take an outdoor bucket shower. Although out of the ordinary for everyone, Gonzaga’s seniors were eager to try this experience as they sought to get outside their comfort zone. Any Gonzaga student passionate about doing justice and deepening their relationship with others should definitely consider going on the Bethlehem West Virginia immersion trip.
WV Service Trip
For the first time in Gonzaga’s school history, students and faculty members participated in a week-long service trip to Bethlehem Farm in West Virginia. The experience rested on four cornerstones: community, prayer, service, and simplicity. During the course of the week, students helped build a ramp for a woman with a wheelchair so she could more easily access her house; others put in new insulation in the wall of a home in the local community that had previously rotted. In their free-time, Gonzaga students strengthened their brotherhood through basketball, ping-pong, and community dinners. Another part of the immersion trip focused on reflection and deepening one’s relationship with God. Each day, a group of four to five members led specific prayer services that revolved around the principles of Catholic Social Teaching. One of the morning prayers focused on
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Meet the President! By: Ryan O’Keefe ‘22 Contributor I had the opportunity to sit down with Fr. Joe Lingan ‘75, Gonzaga’s new president, over Zoom to talk about the school year and what it has been like being back at Gonzaga. We both shared an excitement about being fully present at school after missing out on so much. If you have the chance, try and get to know Fr. Lingan, as I had a great time doing so. Q: What has been the best part about you being back at Gonzaga so far? A: “Without a doubt, the excitement of the students which they have brought to the new year, it’s been wonderful and palpable. The joy that the students have, just being back on campus, has been great. The leadership of the senior class has been terrific, as they’ve been setting a really good example and tone. Not only the students, but the faculty are very happy to be back. The hybrid model wasn’t ideal, but I think Gonzaga did the best they could under the circumstances. No
question, I think education is was no guarantee that the board would select me, but best in person.” I’m conscious that the school Q: What are you looking for- has changed in 10 years. The ward to throughout the rest of school has certainly continued to grow, there are a lot of the year? A: “I’m looking forward to new faces here on I street that staying in full-on Gonzaga. I’m getting to know. I’m not We’ve started our bicenten- here to take Gonzaga back, nial celebration, and there is I’m here to take Gonzaga a great deal of enthusiasm forward.” around that. I look forward to celebrating Gonzaga for this Q: What were some of the year, as this is a very signifi- extracurricular activities that cant moment in the history of you were involved in when the school, one that should be you were a student here? celebrated. I think people are A: “I was a member of the ready for such a celebration, softball team, which we no and I’m very much looking longer have, during my junior and senior years. I was forward to that.” part of the booster club, and a Q: Having been the interim page editor for the Aquilian. president for a year, what has In my first two years, I was in it been like being back as the the student band. Those are the ones that I remember the full-time president? A: “No one is more sur- most.” prised than I am to be back, I thought 10 years ago that Q: What were some of the when my time as president most memorable moments or came to end, my employ- classes you had at Gonzaga? ment at Gonzaga had come A: “The classes that stick out to an end. When I was con- in my mind were both math tacted and asked if I would be and English. I enjoyed reada candidate for this job, I was ing the novels that we had to both honored and thrilled to read in English class. I found be asked. Of course, there them wonderfully provoca-
Walk for McKenna By: Ryan O’Keefe ‘22 Contributor One could say that Gonzaga College High School and the Father McKenna Center go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Being located directly on campus, thousands of Gonzaga students have grown to love the homeless shelter since its foundation in 1983. On Saturday, September 25, 2021, the Father McKenna Center hosted its fifth annual Walk4McKenna. After last year’s successful virtual event, the Walk4McKenna continued this year in its most optimal form—in person. Many students, faculty members, and volunteers met on Eye Street early in the morning to walk the neigh-
borhood Father McKenna once walked. The participants walked a 5-kilometer route both in memory of Fr. Horace McKenna, SJ and to fundraise for the McKenna Man Project. Wearing limited-edition, green Walk4McKenna t-shirts, the sidewalks were lined with a sea of green walkers. For the fifth year in a row, the Walk4McKenna was extremely successful. It can be expected that the Walk4McKenna will continue into its sixth anniversary next year. As men for others, we should strive to take care of our community, and events like this are simple to do, easy to join, and fun. I strongly encourage all who can to participate in walking for McKenna next year. By simply participating in the walk, you can add hours toward your service requirements, get some healthy exercise, and receive a brand new t-shirt. So lace up your sneakers, fellas, and get ready to walk for McKenna next fall.
tive for my imagination, and I thoroughly enjoyed that. I’ve always enjoyed math. I think problem solving is the element I enjoyed the most. Working on a problem and getting to the correct answer was like a little victory to me.” Q: What do you find special about Gonzaga? A: “Honestly, one of my favorite memories was being part of the booster club and attending Gonzaga sporting events and being with a whole group of students. I will say that it has been wonderful to see the student body at the football games or soccer games. Everyone is engaged in the game, not just the athletes, but the students in the stands, which contributes to the community and fraternity at Gonzaga. I’ve also been very moved by the students all together at mass at St. Al’s. To have the entire student body together is a wonderful experience for me, personally. I think the students also have a sense of how special it is too. The behavior at our liturgies has
impressed me. The spirit of Gonzaga is an enduring spirit and an infectious spirit. I’m happy to see that it has endured and deepened over the years. The spirit is very much still alive here at Gonzaga.” Q: What would you like the student body and faculty to know about you? A: “Well, I say this with great sincerity, I don’t like being the focus of attention. I’d rather inspire and give attention to others instead of giving it to myself. My job is not about me, it’s about Gonzaga, the students, and the spirit we talked about. How can I further encourage and support this mission and spirit that is Gonzaga? It means a lot to me that the students take education seriously. On a completely unrelated note, I am a die-hard St. Louis Cardinals fan. They have won 14 games straight (at the time of writing this, 16), and as a result, I am a very happy man. As if being at Gonzaga wasn’t enough.”
My First Fantasy Football Experience By: Peter Mildrew ‘22 Editor I did not want to play fantasy football. It’s just too much, I would think. Too much to learn, too many new colloquialisms, too many verbal confrontations about whose team is better… I just couldn’t. I mentally equated it to learning a whole new language, or even more comparable, learning the intricacies, laws of existence, and lore of a new cinematic universe (yes, I’ve only seen two MCU movies. Don’t come for me). Especially since I’ve never been a regular football watcher, joining a fantasy football league just seemed way too daunting. I would have loved to end the story here, patting myself on the back for standing by my stalwart view that fantasy football is nothing but fantasy BS. Well, that didn’t happen. My so-called “friends’’ ended up coercing me into joining. What I didn’t tell them, however, was that I wouldn’t
actually be playing. Sure, they can make me join, but I’ll be damned if they make me play, I would tell myself assuringly. Draft day approached, and I had no idea what “draft day” even meant. Thus, I decided to pick up an open shift at my job during the “draft party” my friend organized in order to purposefully avoid having to talk about this dreaded app. Turns out, even though I didn’t show up, my team was still drafted, just automatically. Awesome, I thought yet again. Another reason why I have to participate. I just assumed that
the computer would assign me random players, but yet again, I was wrong; it drafted me the best players available during my turn to draft… and now I’m currently in first place in our league. How? I could not tell you for the life of me. I guess we’ll see where this goes… UPDATE: I lost my second week matchup thanks to Josh Jacobs, and I barely survived a conversation in passing with Mr. Sampugnaro about A.J. Brown, a wide receiver whom I still know nothing about.
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The Dingell Corner: Early NFL Power Rankings
By: Bobby Dingell ‘22 Contributor I’m back, Gonzaga, with my first Dingell Corner of the 2021-22 NFL Season. This article is my baby and more specifically my take on each and every one of the thirtytwo teams in our beloved NFL. Now without further ado... Let’s get into it. The Good Kansas City Chiefs This has been the roughest start KC has had in a while, but lets remember: The Cheifs have cheat code plays with Mahomes. I haven’t lost faith and neither should you. Tampa Bay Bucs Tom is stuck in the Benjamin Button effect and keeps getting better the older he gets. They’re loaded with offensive weapons and can get it done on D as well. Los Angeles Rams They have a two-headed monster in Donald and Ramsey plus a reignited Matt
Stafford. The Rams are going to be hard to beat down the stretch. Baltimore Ravens When Lamar can effectively use his legs to move the chains, it opens up the doors for others to get it done. Arizona Cardinals The addition of JJ Watt this season has gotten this defense to a top-tier level. Kyler has also been playing like he’s in a video game. Buffalo Bills If explosiveness was a team. Green Bay Packers As long as Adams and Rodgers are there, the Pack will still be in contention. Cleveland Browns The first time in a while the Browns have had high expectations. Can’t wait to see them ruin it. Los Angeles Chargers Herbert is up next. Seattle Seahawks They’re contending in a strong NFC West. Their defense will need to find some grit to keep up.
Pittsburgh Steelers I’m concerned for Big Ben’s health and how immobile he is. Tennessee Titans Arguably the best offense in the league besides the Chiefs. San Francisco 49ers The Garrapolo/Lance debate is awkward. I don’t think they can get rolling until they straighten it out. Dallas Cowboys My favorite to win the NFC Beast, but nothing too special going on. Las Vegas Raiders These boys know how to win. Not the prettiest games, but they get it done. Philidelphia Eagles Young crew, but nothing special in Philly this year. Washington Football Team On the cusp of bad, but Riverboat Ron knows how to rally his team when needed.
What seemed to be a systematic and evidence-backed strike against a suicide bomber to prevent dozens if not hundreds of innocent deaths, resulted in an intelligence catastrophe and a bad omen for future US involvement in the Middle East. A few days prior to the fateful strike, US military intelligence received a tip of an unknown ISIS terrorist cell plotting to use an improvised rocket launcher and explosive canisters against civilians trying to escape at the airport. As troops and civilians were leaving the city, US intelligence networks bumped up their security and surveillance protocols via thorough inspections of civilians, restrictions on vehicles, and aerial scans of certain city sectors possibly containing terrorist cells. When Ahmadi was monitored from the MQ-9 drone, military intelligence recognized the random routes he took through the city. Contrary to US intelligence assumptions, Ahmadi did a carpool service for co-workers, and throughout the day he dropped off laptops and other technological equipment for neighbors and friends. It is obvious the US missed their correct target in
the case of Ahmadi, but one has to wonder if this will be an unfortunate pattern in future US involvement in the Middle East. The US has a longstanding reputation of accuracy and precision in their intelligence communities. Whether it be military intelligence, local sources, the alphabet agencies (CIA, NSA, FBI, etc.), or collaboration with other nations, the US military and populace have trusted these communities with national security and the assurance of national wellbeing. Or have they? What stands out from the US intelligence communities are the flops. Instances like the data leaks from CIA agent Robert Hansen over a 25-year period, 9/11, the controversies over NSA analyst Edward Snowden, and the false reports that prompted
TD to INTs. Minnesota Vikings I need more griddy. Denver Broncos Surpassed my expectations, but with Jeudy out, I can’t see this offense taking off. New England Patriots Mac needs more time to develop. Chicago Bears I see alot of upside once Matt Nagy frees Justin Fields up to take control. Indianapolis Colts Probably the best O-Line in the league and Carson Wentz still finds a way to mess things up. Carolina Panthers Going out and getting Darnold was smart, but I don’t see much coming as far as this year. Detroit Lions They may not win many games this season, but they will hang around with almost any team.
The Bad New Orleans Saints Jameis keeps things interestThe Ugly ing with a solid 1/1 ratio of Cincinnati Bengals
Eyes From Above: US in Afghanistan By: J.P Felmlee ‘22 Contributor
Amid the US military’s pullout from Afghanistan, marking the end of the War on Terror, crisis has unfolded. The dramatic departure of military cargo planes from Kabul’s airport and a deadly suicide bombing killed dozens of Afghani civilians and thirteen US service members in late August. Now, the military has released an unfortunate scenario of total warfare. On August 29th, Zemari Ahmadi was killed by a Hellfire missile fired from an MQ-9 Reaper drone operated by the US military. Ten of his family members were also killed in the strike. Ahmadi was deemed a target by US military intelligence after what were believed to be explosive canisters were loaded into the back of his 1996 Toyota Corolla earlier that day. These canisters were instead filled with water for his family. In addition, intelligence reported that the route Ahmadi was taking toward the airport was part of a coordinated ISIS attack against innocent Afghani civilians. Ahmadi was instead just trying to get back to his home which happened to be next to the airport.
the Iraq War. I could continue. However, from these mistakes, including the airstrike in Kabul killing Zemari Ahmadi and several of his family members, US intelligence communities have been consistent in improving their data gathering, targeting procedures, and mission executions. It is obvious the US will maintain some presence in the Middle East, most likely through surveillance and targeting. Without boots on the ground, however, it will be increasingly difficult to obtain reliable and actionable information. Though countless US service members will be saved, it is possible that civilian casualties will increase so long as targeting and drone strike operations continue in countries like Afghanistan.
In the upcoming years the LSU connection from Burrow to Chase will be lethal. This year is just a work in progress. Miami Dolphins Brian Flores knows defense is the focal point, but they just lack the takeaways they were getting frequently last year. Atlanta Falcons Kyle Pitts though right!! New York Giants The worst O-Line I’ve seen in a while. Wasted potential in Saquon. Jacksonville Jaguars This might just be a temporary stunt in the NFL for Urban Meyer. New York Jets Womp, Womp. Houston Texans They have professional football players.
Retreat! By: Connor Clark ‘23 Contributor Gonzaga Retreats are back! This year’s Gonzaga Sophomore Retreats have started overnight and in person once again at the Bishop Claggett Retreat Center. The Retreat Team Leaders have worked very hard for the retreats that have already happened and in preparationfor the ones to come. All the Sophomores have had great experiences, like Lucas Hernandez who stated, “My time on the retreat was very spiritual and uplifting.” The Retreats run through recreational and spiritual group activities, different meditations, and the retreats focus on the Grad at Grad statement of Gonzaga men. Sophomore Retreats have been on September 16-17, 20-21, and 27-28. There is still one more from October 18-19, so go Sophomores, go sign up if you are interested. James Sampugnaro, John Ferrara, James Miller, and Abe Dibba have all been working very hard as student retreat captains in correspondence with all the Campus Ministry faculty members. Their work on the retreats has been truly spectacular.
By: Peter Mildrew‘22 Editor Donda After more than two months of asking “dónde está Donda?” Kanye West finally released his tenth studio album, Donda, his “magnum opus,” according to Joe Cooney ‘22.
While the validity of such a statement is up to personal preference, there is something to be said about Donda. Bold, resourceful, yet safe, Donda is a manifestation of West’s previous work, experiences, and emotions. Ye’s performances here are rarely outshined by his features, a seemingly impossible feat upon first glance of the tracklist’s featuring artists. His simplistic production style
By: Luke Gormsen ‘24 Editor As the 2021 MLB regular season comes to a close, the playoffs are starting soon. This postseason is shaping up to be a very competitive and exciting one, and I am here to predict how it will turn out. NL Wild Card: Dodgers Vs. Cardinals Even though the Cardinals are smoking hot coming off a 17 game winning streak, they will be the first team to fall victim to the superteam Dodgers in these playoffs. The only reason the Dodgers are even in this wild card is that the Giants are having their best season of all time, and a 100 win team in a wild card game is unheard of. The Dodgers will easily win this game and move on to the Division Series against the Giants. Winner: Dodgers
Mildrew's Melodies shows his progress towards refinement, and the sampling on this project is top tier, per usual. The downsides are obvious, however; although Donda is a celebration of the life of West’s mother, the message is often muddled and forgotten, especially throughout the more mundane filler tracks that contribute to the nearly two-hour runtime on this LP. Best Track: “Believe What I Say” Worst Track: “Junya”
disappointment. Borderline offensive lyrics paired with beats that sound like they’re straight from a Garageband auto-drummer do not equate to good music, contrary to Drizzy’s management’s mission (and yes, I say “management” due to Drake’s notorious hiring of ghostwriters and more talented musicians to put himself on a pedestal). Accompanied by a boring flow, his low-effort, low-result vocals are clearly Drake’s forté on this album. Maybe the Kanye beef really did affect Drake… Best Track: “Champagne Poetry” Worst Track: “Way 2 Sexy”
hop heads were divided between the latest YeDrake releases. While the bickering between loyal fans grew to a crescendo, Little Simz, a London-born 27 year old rapper flew under the radar. Arguably releasing her best album, Sometimes I Might Be Introvert, the same week as industry gods like Kanye and Drake, Simz delivers a defiant and powerful message to the industry. From booming band arrangements, to impressive bar-spittage, to
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grand instrumentals and beats that serve Simz’ cadence well, to masterful album arrangement and track-flow, to literally anything about this project, Simz successfully beats her idols at the game which they supposedly created. The lyricism, double entendres, and rhyme schemes are top notch, and on my now fifth listen, I resolve to keep coming back for more. Maybe being an introvert does pay off sometimes. Best Track: “I Love You, I Hate You” Worst Track: “I See You”
Certified Lover Boy I have to admit, this album really fooled me. I came into listening to this album with an open mindset, forgetting the mistake of an album that Scorpion was. And after hearing the opener “Champagne Poetry,” a sample-centric reflection on Drake’s status and appearance, I was hooked. It’s a two-parter that’s nearly at the same caliber of Donda’s Sometimes I Might best tracks. Excited to hear Be Introvert this energy continue furIn a blockbuster week ther into the LP, my euphofor new music, most hipria sharply plummeted into
MLB Playoff Outlook Red Sox and advance to the Wild Card game, team morale will be high after reaching the playoffs for the first time since 2001. In a close game against the Yankees, the Mariners will pull out a last-minute win against the Yankees and achieve a muchunexpected win over the superteam Yankees in the AL Wild Card. Winner: Mariners
NL Division Series: Brewers Vs. Braves A battle of two teams who clinched their divisions early, this series is sure to be action-packed. However; the injuries of star starting pitcher Mike Soroka and superstar young outfielder Ronald Acuña Jr. hurt the Braves. The Brewer’s Corbin Burnes will shine in his start, and outfielder Christian Yelich will bounce back after a disappointing 2021 Campaign. With their young, promising AL Wild Card: Yankees Vs. team, the Brewers will win Mariners three games to one in the best Don’t count out the Mari- of five series. ners: after they sweep the Winner: Brewers
Abreu, and Yasmani Grandal Rays Vs. White Sox The Rays team of big NL Division Series: Giants will propel them through to bats and strong arms in the Vs. Dodgers the ALCS. rotation and pen will power In a highly anticipated Winner: White Sox the 100 win team straight to California matchup, two of the biggest rivals in baseball AL Division Series: Rays the World Series. Although the White Sox have a specsquare it off. This matchup Vs. Mariners features the two best teams The Rays are coming tacular team of up-and-comin baseball, each with over off a 100 win season and are ing young superstars, they’ll 100 wins. This series will be hungry for a World Series have to wait till next year to one of the best we’ve seen in ring. Their dynamic lineup try for a World Series bid. a while, going all five games will be no match for the Mar- Winner: Rays and coming down to the wire iners who are just happy to in the final game. However; secure a spot in the playoffs. World Series: Giants Vs. the Giants will pull it out In a series that will go three Rays In a highly competitive in the end. Players on both games to one, the Rays will teams will play very well, es- handly best the Mariners and and anticipated matchup, two teams in the top 7 for team pecially Justin Turner for the advance to the ALCS home runs this season will Dodgers and Brandon Craw- Winner: Rays battle in a long series that ford for the Giants, and in the end, the Giants will move on NL Champion Series: Gi- will come down to a game 7. It’s safe to say that this world to the ALCS. ants Vs. Brewers Winner: Giants While the Brewers series will be filled with powshowed resilience this sea- er, and this series will have AL Division Series: Astros son and battled through an the most home runs hit out of Vs. White Sox injury-ridden year, the Giants any in history. After a great This AL battle will be are simply too powerful this series; however, the Giants quick: 3 games to 0 sweep for year, and their lineup will will emerge with a decisive the White Sox. Their talented power them through to the game 7 victory to come away rotation with Lance Lynn and world series with a four to with the trophy. Winner: Giants Carlos Rodon, their superstar zero game sweep. MVP: Brandon Crawford lineup that contrasts young Winner: Giants stars and veterans with Tim Anderson, Luis Robert, Jose AL Championship Series:
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By: Daniel Colucci ‘23 Contributor There are few, perhaps zero, clubs in Gonzaga’s history that have been able to reach a trajectory quite like the Grilling Club. Drawing in 350 interest signatures at the Club Fair and 75 members in attendance at their first meeting this year, the Grilling Club has already accumulated a following that places it among the largest and most talked about clubs at Gonzaga. This success, which can be largely credited to the head of the club John Allen, is especially impressive considering this is the club’s first year on campus. In a sit down with John Allen, he discussed the purpose and future plans of the club. First off, the Grilling Club is meant to embody the best aspects of a traditional American barbeque. The club strives to create a sense of community for all
its members by bonding not only over grilling, but all the discussions that come with a classic backyard barbeque. Attendance is not mandatory or kept track of, so joining is no obligation. This laid back approach is something John believes creates a much more welcoming, inclusive atmosphere. Due to the size of the club, they conduct their meetings in Cleary Lecture Hall. While John encourages all that are interested to join, he is especially targeting two different groups of students: Underclassmen and those who don’t have much grilling experience but want to learn. John hopes for his club to take on the role of introducing Freshman and Sophomores to the cultural side of Gonzaga that they still may be unfamiliar with. As for the inexperienced grillers, they should come excited to learn and improve their
skills behind the grill. John mentioned the possibility of holding a club-ran barbeque for events like Gonzagafest, Freshman socials, and football games. The club also plans on holding events with the McKenna Center, providing students the opportunity to both grill and complete service hours. They aim to get every club member behind the grill at these events, guaranteeing everyone has the opportunity to improve and showcase their skills. If this club manages to pull off their plans, the sky’s truly the limit. Regardless of their grilling success thus far, however, what this club has already accomplished in terms of numbers and community building is undeniably impressive. If their first four weeks on campus is any indication of where they will be a year from now, the future of the Gonzaga Grilling Club is burning bright.
Inflatable Dinosaur This costume has risen in popularity over the past few years, and it’s clear to see why; the large inflatable t-rex is an immediate attention grabber, and it’s bound to receive some compliments and maybe even a few chuckles, so it’s a pretty good costume, right? WRONG. Not only is the inflatable dinosaur costume something that would have to be planned in advance, but it is entirely impractical. The costume leaves you trapped within a plastic bubble wearing the facade of a comical dinosaur; it is the barrier between you and the you? Take JesPi and play outside world. In the cosIntroduction to Basics tume, you are starved of fresh both sides. An easy A. air, and with no way to eat or drink, it renders you a modAP Art History Honors Conspiracy Combines two humanities ern day Tantalus. Theories 3/10 Supposedly taught by Mr. courses at a college level. Cardozo in his room, this Who would allow that? Big is the most difficult class to red flag. apply for, as it’s not on the Course Request Form. Many Independent Study: How to Tell if Your Shirt is students drop this class in the Tucked in first few weeks after claiming it “doesn’t exist” and This class is after school in racking up numerous class Room 204 with Mr. Cerra. absences. Those who stay Sit and contemplate what a enrolled tell absurd stories 360° Tuck is, why you’re of secret tunnels under Forte wearing tennis shoes without Hall that lead to the Washing- a note, and how you forgot ton Monument and claim that your belt. No need to apply, Fr. Planning’s “retirement” is Mr. Cerra will recommend so he can recharge his robotic you. batteries. The Jesuits are in Advanced Class on it. Trust No One. Prepares you well for colPrinciples of Intermediate lege. Moderate workload. Talking to Girls 102: Conversations With Girls Not Jesus is a Pisces: The Related to You Intersection of Jesus and Ready to graduate from Astrology “Pisces characters are the mothers, aunts, and sisters? most sympathetic of the zodi- TTG 102 teaches all of the ac, and will go great lengths fundamentals to being lovto ensure the happiness of ing, intellectually competent, Superhero those around them.” OMG, open to growth, religious, and This is a classic cosJesus dying for our sins was committed to doing justice tume choice, and can often suuucchhhh a typical pisces when chatting with a Georgebe thrown together last minmove. Is traditional Catholi- town Visitation scholar. ute with some sort of makecism not secular enough for
Weird Classes at Gonzaga By: Guy Shoji ‘22 Contributor We’ve all been there. It’s mid-March and you’re staring at your Course Request Form due to counseling that afternoon. The enjoyability and workload of your following school year is dependent on which classes you choose. Don’t screw it up by taking Psychopharmacology because you thought it was a class about crazy farm animals. While researching which classes to take or drop, our journalists at The Aquilian have investigated some of the most unconventional classes Gonzaga has to offer: Sing Her Praises Loudly: A Critical Analysis of the Alma Mater Offered as a single-semester course, SHPL:ACAOTAM is pretty much your basic English class, with the only required reading being the Alma Mater. Students finish the course with the entirety of the Alma Mater memorized in five different languages, including the secret second verse. Talking to Girls 101 Not recommended for freshmen, too advanced.
By: Tim Barloon ‘23 Contributor Halloween is fast approaching, which means it’s time to start thinking about what costume you’re going to wear! In anticipation of this year’s Halloween, I have compiled a list of 5 costumes and ranked them for you. Hopefully this makes your search for the perfect costume a little easier.
shift cape or mask. Don’t think that makes it low-effort though (even if it is), the fact that you put some thought into it is enough to make it an acceptable costume, and if nothing else, at least you didn’t just throw on a jersey. 6/10 Jersey We’ve all done it at one point or another: it’s Halloween and you haven’t even begun thinking about what costume to wear. Maybe you forgot, or maybe you just didn’t bother planning something. Either way, you ended up with no costume and five minutes to find one. Inevitably you’ll end up putting on a jersey and stepping out the door. Understandable, but still, your old RG3 jersey doesn’t really capture the spirit of Halloween. 2/10 Banana You know the costume I’m talking about: the one that makes a person look like a banana. This ranking, though, is not really limited to banana costumes alone; it extends to all costumes resembling some sort of lengthy food item, whether that be bananas, hot dogs, or pickles. These costumes are crowd pleasers, and they’re fairly practical, as they do not restrict your range of motion very much. Although, you will have to have this one ready to go in advance. Overall, this is a pretty great costume, and while some may consider it gimmicky, I consider it to be a modern classic. 8/10 Three Hole Punch Jim Who doesn’t like The Office? Probably some people, but if you’re wearing this costume you’re in luck because most people probably do. Picture this: it’s Halloween, Jim shows up to the office with three black dots running along the side of his torso, giving the illusion that he has been subjected to the use of a three hole punch… that could be you! This costume is: easy to make (you only need three black dots), affordable (three black dots), and eye-catching (black dots)! 10/10