Swan Magazine December 2017 (Vol 33 Number 6)

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BOOKS JUST OUT Title: Girl of the Bush Author: Mazi Mcburnie Publisher: Balboa Press Australia ISBN: 9781 5043 1016 1

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uring the 1850s Australian gold rush, a young girl named Annie flees home to avoid her stepmother’s abuse.

Annie walks for miles, desperate for a safe haven, until she runs into Ted, a former teacher. The man is welcoming and kind; he becomes a surrogate father to young Annie over the years.

But now sixteen, tragedy strikes, and Annie is forced to move again to a new home where further adversity awaits.

The book explores themes surrounding family violence, rape and women in power within a dramatic period piece.

Author Mazi Mcburnie writes, “There is a lot of drama, always something happening on the next page. We follow Annie’s story and feel for her as she makes her path through life.”

Annie ends up in Melbourne, where she is attacked, raped and impregnated.

“In an era when single parenting is a thing far into the future she must make a brave choice as she stumbles upon true love,” says Mcburnie. The tension culminates when Annie finds the courage to confront the villain who raped her.

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at ninteen to her childhood sweetheart, she lived in Deniliquin before moving to Bacchus Marsh to retire six years ago with her husband of fifty-two years.

Mcburnie started as a librarian and then studied as an adult for a degree in social science. She spent thirty years working in the aged care field, mainly with the dying and people with dementia.

Mcburnie still enjoys volunteering with the aged, cooking at a Uniting Church lunch group each fortnight and helping in other organizations in Bacchus Marsh, a town she now loves.

Mcburnie has two daughters and three granddaughters, as well as three pets. Mcburnie is also the author of Gypsy Lullaby, The Two Letters, Sarah’s Path of Courage and The Mine.

and violence towards some men in general and others like myself it would be a good idea to have delegates from the woman’s lobbing group and the men’s liberation movement to be formed to have a round table fruitful discussions and sort things out in an amicable humane way for the betterment of all concerned.

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~oOo~ Title: Shadows in the Dust Author: Michael Bradley O’Shea Publisher: Balboa Press Australia ISBN: 9781 5043 0721 5

Title: Fools and Mortals Author: Bernard Cornwell Reviewer: Douglas Sutherland-Bruce

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nspired by his experience of with a system that favours women, Michael Bradley O’Shea wrote Shadows in the Dust, which shares what happened to him and has the theme of justice for men.

Stating that men have no rights of address and do not have representation like women at both state and federal level in both parliaments at state and federal level in Australia, About the Author O’Shea says that all men Mazi Mcburnie grew up in various should not be put in the small country towns in Australia. Married same category.

He writes about how both men and women are abused physically, sexually, emotionally, verbally, The Publisher, Editor socially, economically and spiritually, and need and Staff to be heard. In addition, O’Shea writes about his experience and of Swan Magazine includes laws relating to family violence in wish all our readers Tasmania.

O’Shea hopes that his book will help and a educate people on the gender wars and current situation for men in Tasmania.

An excerpt: All because some women Please note our office is closed are extremist indeed feminists we have no problem with that but until Monday, January 15th 2018 the problem is when some of you feminist open your big mouths to spew and vomit your hatred

Merry Christmas Happy New Year

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About the Author Michael O’Shea was raised and educated in Sydney as an engineer. He moved to Melbourne, Victoria, to further his studies in mechanical engineering, to go overseas to work in his field as an assistant site engineer in some European countries before moving to Tasmania, where he now resides. ~oOo~

REVIEW

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ernard Cornwell is best known as the author of the Richard Sharpe series of Napoleonic novels, but is much, much more than that. His skills as a novelist and historical fiction writer range far and wide from Napoleonic Europe to Saxon England, Civil War America and purely modern thrillers.

Inspired as a child by the Hornblower naval Napoleonic War novels of C S Forrester, he wondered why there were no landbased equivalents of Wellington’s army and the Peninsular War. Adopting the notion, ‘Well, if there aren’t any I’ll write my own.’

The first Richard Sharpe novel was published in 1981 when Cornwell was 36.

An almost instant success he gave up teaching and his career as head of current affairs at BBC Northern Ireland and began to write full time, fortunately for us. His writing is professional, smooth, exciting and incredibly well-researched.

The thrillers all have a ocean-going sailing background based firmly in his own experience sailing his Cornish Crabber Royalist.

And now, some thirty million sales later we have Fools and Mortals, about William Shakespeare’s younger brother Richard and his career in the theatre world of Elizabethean London.

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FEATURES Books and Writing

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Books

Congratulations!

South-West Shorts 2018 The Idler The Ute

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Business Card Board

Finance with Steve Networking

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Business

Dining Out

Edgecombe’s Kato’s @ 3000 Douglas Wineries & Dineries Chef Explorer

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Federal Notes Help Make Xmas Special Jessica Shaw MLA Karate Kid Makes His Way Katinka Penketh Letters to the Editor Mt Helen Residents New President Notes From Parliament Out and About With Sharron

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People SAFE SVRN

Annual Electors Meeting Have Your Say Toodyay Road Upgrades Twilight Tastings Instant Asset Write Off Textile Treats at MJAC The Compassionate Friends What’s On

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Let The Right One In - Review The Man Who Invented Christmas - Review Paddington 2 - Review Hyperlink 2018- Sneak Preview James Forte Theatre with Gordon The Fringe is Back for 2018

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Entertainment

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BOOKS AND WRITING While Cornwell’s research is always immaculate this goes well beyond research, either he has been an actor, or has spent so much time with actors that he has absorbed how we feel about our craft.

The book, while ostensibly a conventional thriller set in historic times, is really a love letter to the stage, acting and Shakespeare in an entirely human portrait that shimmers and shines.

William did have a younger brother Richard (also his grandfather’s name) who was the age given in Fools and Mortals very little is known about him, giving Cornwell a superb opportunity for speculation.

I loved this book on so many levels Shakespeare, Elizabethan milieu, the love story, the brotherly rivalry, the intimacy of acting and the seamless historical background. I read it at one sitting, and I would be surprised if you don’t too.

Very Highly Recommended Indeed.

SOUTH-WEST SHORTS 2018 THERESE EDMONDS

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ollowing this year’s successful SouthWest Shorts 2017, Western Edge Performance Writers in Perth are once again inviting writers from the SouthWest region and from Perth to join them in writing a short, original monologue or duologue about life in WA's south-west.

A panel of experienced judges will select six finalists - three from the SouthWest and three from Perth - and the winner of the Judge’s Award.

South-West Shorts 2018 is fortunate to have three outstanding judges. We thank them for their contribution to playwriting in the South-West and for all they have done for the arts in Western Australia.

Margot Edwards is a writer, storyteller, playwright and community artist, based in Margaret River since 1990, previously from NSW. Trained as a journalist and theatre artist, her passions lie in writing, telling and facilitating stories of place, practising improvisation; and creating and utilising inspiring spaces.

After years teaching drama and writing in schools, Margot currently runs sessions, teaches workshops and/or interviews authors for events and southwest organisations such as Margaret River Readers and Writers Festival, U3A and Margaret River Press.

She is currently working on a collection of modern myths of the south-west.

Dr Robyn McCarron is an experienced academic whose PhD thesis investigated the role of performing arts in regional communities.

She has been a judge of the South West One-Act Drama Festival, the WA Premier’s Book Awards and the Shore Lines Writing for Performance Competition.

Robyn is a keen supporter of local writers and community arts projects.

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Dr Douglas Sutherland-Bruce started his working life as an academic.

He currently works as an author, a columnist, editor and publisher of the online magazine Swan Magazine, founded in 2000. It is one of the few publications which publishes and actively encourages fiction and poetry.

His interests include community theatre where he is a much-awarded actor and director - including as director of the Shakespeare Anniversary Festival - and adjudicator - including the Hills Festival of Theatre.

He has been a professional food writer and restaurant reviewer since 1987 for many newspapers and magazines and has published books on subjects as varied as the history of detective fiction, family histories, speculative fiction, onomastics, heraldry and genealogy.

The six winning authors will have the opportunity to workshop their scripts with the director in Dunsborough.

All six plays will then be performed by professional actors at a rehearsed reading in March 2018 where the audience will be invited to vote for the People’s Choice Award.

The six finalists will also be published in the South-West Shorts 2018 anthology.

The theme for 2018 is Stranger in a strange land.

Our first annual event earlier 2017 produced outstanding scripts. It gave WA writers an opportunity to develop their

BOOKS AND WRITING CONGRATULATIONS TABETHA ROGERS BEGGS

COMMUNITY HELP MAKE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL KATE PHILLIPS

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Congratulations to the winner of KSP's 2017 Hugo Throssell Citizenship Award: Matthew Day from Sawyers Valley Primary School and the runner-up, Xavier Wright from Helena College — with Tabetha Rogers Beggs

work and to see it in front of an audience.

Having their script published as well is a valuable asset to a writer’s career, particularly for emerging writers who would otherwise have little opportunity to advance their career this way.

It’s also a rare chance to work directly on your own writing in a collaborative environment with experienced playwrights. Writers tend to work in isolation. We gain so much from getting together and sparking off each other’s experience and talent.

We encourage all writers to enter; there are no age, experience or style restrictions. It’s a fabulous opportunity for all the entrants to receive feedback and for the winners to hear their work performed and then have it published.”

Copies of the anthology have been sent to the National Library in Canberra and the State and Battye libraries in Perth.

Entries are open now, online at www. southwestshorts.com, and must be received by 5pm on 5th January 2018.

Submission requirements have been left as broad as possible, to allow for writers at any stage of their career to take part.

There is no fee for entry and each entrant will receive feedback on their script from one of the judges.

South-West Shorts 2017 is an initiative of the Western Edge Performance Writers group to foster relationships between Perth and South-West writers and to create an opportunity for original West Australian work to be heard. Enquiries to: therese@ gsmedia.com.au.

he Swan Valley Visitor Centre is once again an official collection point for the Salvation Army’s 2018 annual Christmas Appeal.

City of Swan Mayor David Lucas said the Salvation Army’s food drive and toy appeal was a great way to make a real difference to someone’s life this Christmas.

“The festive season is not always a time that people can look forward to, so this is our chance to help change that,” he said.

“Even the smallest donation can make the biggest difference so it is my hope the community can rally together again this year and get behind the appeal.”

Swan Valley/Gidgegannup Ward Councillor Charlie Zanino said donations of gifts and food were in highest demand.

“While we know Christmas is not just about receiving gifts, the donation you give may be the only present some families or children receive,” he said.

“So, we are asking that they be new and arrive unwrapped to allow parents to choose a gift that is suitable for the age and needs of their child so they can feel special at Christmas.”

Non-perishable food donations such as tinned vegetables, rice or pasta, and Christmas treats like chocolates, puddings, tinned ham and boxed custard are also in high demand, so they can be used by families over the Christmas and New Year period.

Gift vouchers are also recommended, as they allow families to buy what they need as well as gifts for their children.

Donations can be dropped into the Swan Valley Visitor Centre located at the corner of Swan and Meadow Streets in Guildford between 9am and 4pm, seven days a week (excluding Christmas Day).

Donations must be received by 4pm on Sunday December 17, 2018 so they can reach those in need, in time.

For more information on the Christmas Appeal, go to the Salvation Army’s website: www.my.salvationarmy.org.au/donation/ landing-pages/donate_appeals DISCLAIMER The information in this publication is of a general nature.

The articles contained herein are not intended to provide a complete discussion on each subject and/or issues canvassed.

Swan Magazine does not accept any liability for any statements or any opinion, or for any errors or omissions contained herein.

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DINING OUT

The Thoughts of an Ageing, Balding Foodie EDGECOMBE BROTHERS FRIDAY BURGERDAY

DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE don’t what it is about the West’s fascination with Hamburgers, after all there’s nothing very special about the concept of a meat patty on a bun.

They’re not even unique to Hamburg they could as easily be called Dusseldorfers, or Frankfurters (no, that’s something else) or even Berliners - no, wait, that’s a jam doughnut, isn’t it.

Well, whatever they’re called they are the perfect quick meal for those times when you don’t feel like cooking, on the way back from a ‘do’ and feel the need for a carb jolt or just a chance for a cheap meal out.

The best burgers, of course, are not mass produced, but hand-made, with good, hand-cut chips, that indispensable accompaniment for any good burger.

And that’s how chef at Edgecombe Bros makes them - on Friday evenings. We dropped in to re-sample the Edge-burger, it having been a while since we last ate there and there had been a change of chef.

Firstly and most importantly, this is a take-away service, just like Alfred’s Kitchen and there is no table service. One fronts up to the bar, orders off a short but serviceable list of options - Edgie-burger,

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vegi-burger, steak sandwich and so on, pay for it and waits either at the counter or in- or outside since they do offer their eating, seating area for you to nosh your burger.

So you can sit outside on a warm, balmy evening with a million dollar view, listening to live music while eating an excellent, very reasonably priced meal - what a bargain.

Only, of course, if the burgers are good and at Edgecombes they really, really are thick, perfectly cooked patties, fresh salad and those delicious, thick-cut chips.

I chose a steak sandwich and the steak was perfectly cooked, tender and juicy, while everyone else had burgers - we also ordered extra chips - self-knowledge is an excellent thing.

Edgecombes is licensed, being a winery, and you can try their wines (I would suggest you do), beer, cider or soft drinks.

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There is a lovely wide green lawn for the smalls to run around on while the grown-ups solve the world’s problems over a burger and a beer, enjoying the twilight gloaming.

It’s pretty much the best way to end a tiring week that I know.

Very Highly Recommended

DINING OUT KATO’S @ 3000

DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

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n Europe many smaller shops have a double function, so a perfectly ordinary hat shop for seven months of the year might be an ice cream shop during the hotter summer months.

We have something similar here in the Swan Valley - a perfectly ordinary table grape-packing shed tuns into an artisan fresh fruit ice cream parlour of considerable charm from November to May. It’s called Kato’s @ 3000 and is the brain child of Marlene and Matt ‘Kato’ Katich. Both born and bred in the Valley, as Marlene says: “I am very proud of the thread of continuity that exists in the Valley and hold great respect for the endeavours of the past which has lead us to understand the value of our work and its place in our local history.”

Kato’s @ 3000 opened in 2010, offering an amazing range of home-made ice creams using local and innovative fresh products which alter as new products becoem available or Marlene gets a new idea - so there’s always something fresh and new.

For example, on the warm Sunday afternoon we dropped in, the whole family, we had a choice of Mango Dragon (homemade mango syryp and dragon fruit); Blood Orange and Pasionfruit; Choc Berry (Strawberry and Blueberry with White and Dark Chocolate) and so on.

We all chose something different, two scoops, both different, in a cone ($7) and the ice cream was absolutely delicious - the mix smooth and creamy, the flavours crisp and rich, subtle but flavourful.

Its all down to Marlene being “passionate about that first taste being real and I try to surprise with my flavour combinations.”

The ice-creamery is in the rustic shed off West Swan Road more often used for grapes in season. The entrance is shaded

by a huge pergola of logs, covered with grape vines providing leafy shade for the tables and seating where one can enjoy licking the icy goodness.

As well as the range of ice cream (and I urge you to try them yourself) Marlene and

Matt have quite a good deal of local produce and craft such as olives, jams, jellies, pickles and chutneys.

But mainly it’s the ice cream that’s the real star - available in tubs or cones - either traditional or gluten-free, lactose-free fruit sorbets at $3 a scoop.

Kato’s is a lovely venue with charming, friendly, service and really, truly great ice cream.

Very Highly Recommended Indeed.

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DOUGLAS’ WINERIES AND DINERIES

These are the restaurants and eateries, casual and formal, and wineries that I personally reccommend and eat at for pleasure.

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quills.com.au

Wattle Grove Shopping Centre, 338 Hale Road, Wattle Grove

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CHEF-EXPLORER SEVILLE ORANGE and GINGER MARMALADE

A TASTE OF CHRISTMAS

Either for your toast or Ham glaze, making your own is much more delicious than buying from the shop.

Citrus fruits have quite a high content of pectin that sets your jam, but it is mainly contained in the pith and pips.

BRENDAN MURPHY

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ell, maybe we need reminding sometimes (or the kids do!) but Christmas is overall a religious event.

It literally means ‘Christ’s Mass’ which incorporates the ancient Christian church service that gives praise to God and their belief that when Jesus Christ was born over two thousand years ago, that He is the Son of God. Christians worldwide have been celebrating that event ever since.

I am sure we have all at tende d many a school Nativity play in our time, w h i c h celebrates that birth w i t h traditional old songs; Christmas Carols w h i c h are songs about the birth of Jesus. The three Wise Men arrive on the Scene after following the Star of Bethlehem and bring gifts.

Which is why we have a Star on top of our Christmas tree and why we give each other presents.

However, before we introduced Christmas Trees, Cards and the Chocolate Yule Log, there existed ancient winter festivals that celebrated the old Gods in the sky and adopted customs that celebrated the end of winter and hence hoped for spring and a new harvest of food.

Somewhere along the line, these ancient customs and the birth of Jesus merged together over time and Christmas Day became people’s main focus.

In my Taste of Christmas book, I have attempted to explain the Christmas Story, dividing it into twelve parts like the twelve days of Christmas with an explanation of the origins of many our Christmas tradition.

Each part is accompanied with twenty-five traditional festive recipes, that I have acquired and cooked over thirty years as a chef.

So there you go, time to get ready for our celebration then, and my recipe for you this December is one that you can make a few weeks in advance and use to glaze your Christmas Ham as well as slap it on your breakfast toast!

Ingredients 1kg Oranges 1.8 kg Raw sugar 3 tbsp Grated fresh ginger 1.5 litres Water Method 1. Give the oranges a wash just in case they have been waxed on the outside.

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Slice them whole and then into smaller pieces.

They can be chunky, but put the pips into a muslin bag* or wrap in muslin cloth and tie up.

3. Place the oranges, bag of pips, ginger and water in a saucepan and bring the fruit gently to the boil.

4. When it is tender, add the sugar. Stir until the sugar is dissolved.

5. Remove the muslin bag and squeeze the pectin onto the jam, then dispose of it.

6. Then boil rapidly about fifteen to twenty minutes or until the setting point** is reached.

7. Remove from the heat and let it rest for twenty minutes.

8. Take off any scum and spoon the marmalade into sterilized jars.

9. Cover, label and seal when cold. * A muslin bag or fine cloth is used to hold the pips because they contain a lot of Pectin that help ‘set’ the marmalade. ** To identify setting point, put a small plate in the fridge to make it cold, then put a teaspoon of your jam on it. As it cools, it should set and crinkle as you push it with your finger

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Antipasto board ~ King Prawns ~ Glazed Ham and all the trimmings ~ Roast Turkey and cranberry sauce ~ Barramundi ~ Cannelloni ~ Roast potatoes ~ Roasted vegetables ~ Potato salad ~ Caesar salad Chocolate brownies ~ Christmas Pudding with Brandy sauce Seasonal fruits and assorted treats and Sparkling wine ~ Red & White Wine ~ Beer ~ Soft drinks Prices: Adults $130, Children 0-2 FREE, 3-5 $20, 6-12 $50, 12-17 $80

Book now - 9296 0211 or bistro10481@gmail.com 10481 West Swan Road, Henley Brook

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LEISURE KATINKA PENKETH GRETA JASIAK

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atinka Penketh commenced Taekwondo at the age of four. She is currently twelve years old and a 3rd Poom Taekwondo black belt, as well as a weapons back belt.

Her first sparring competition was ITF style at the age of five. As well as sparring, Katinka has been State and National Poomsae champion.

Since 2014 Katinka has been competing more seriously in WTF style sparring.

Since that time, she has competed successfully at Club, State, National, Australian Selection and International level training up to eleven times a week.

Unfortunately, during 2015 Katinka was uncontested in every Western Australian competition she entered.

It became obvious, that, for Katinka to be able to get more competition experience; she would have to travel overseas.

Her first international opportunity came in October 2016 where she was invited to attend a competition in Kula Lumpar. She had three fights at that competition and won each by technical

knockout as a result, she was afforded the opportunity of training with Malaysian two-times Olympian Miss Elaine Teo, for a period of eight days in January this year.

Following on from that, Katinka won Gold in the WA Invitational and WA Cup before travelling to Canberra to compete for a position on the Australian Taekwondo Cadet Team and earn the honour of wearing the Green and Gold.

Katina’s campaign was successful and she won her place on to the team.

The team was to attend the world Cadet World Taekwondo championships, in Egypt, but due to safety concern, it was decided the team would not be competing.

After much consideration from the National Association it was decided the team would travel to Croatia and then to Greece.

This would be Katinkas first European Competition. She made her way through to the Quarter Finals in Croatia and backed this up in Greece a week later where she won Bronze. Concluded on page 31 ...

KARATE KID MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP

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t just seven years of age, City of Swan resident Tai Linnell is now a two time gold medallist in karate.

Tai recently travelled with his Dad to Sydney to participate in the GKR Karate Australian National Championships.

The karate kid had only been training for ten months when he took out two national accolades – winning the top spot in both Kata and Kumite for his age group.

Tai said receiving a City of Swan Cash Donation helped both he and his Dad to travel to the competition.

“I wish to thank the City very much, as the donation helped me and my dad in getting to the national tournament,” he said. “Without the grant, it would have been hard for us to get to Sydney.”

Cash Donations support individual endeavours in competitive activities including sport, culture and the arts. There are three types of support, depending on the level of competition.

GRETA JASIAK

These are just one of the many funding opportunities available under the City’s Swan Community Funding Scheme (SCFS).

The scheme aims to build sustainable local communities and enhance the social wellbeing and development of our community.

City of Swan Mayor David Lucas said the City is proud to see local individuals achieving their goals.

“Tai is an excellent example of the many talented people in our City, and I am blown away by his great success at such a young age,” he said.

“We look forward to providing further opportunities and support to our local residents, organisations and groups to ensure the City remains a great place to live, work and play.”

In 2016-17, the City distributed over $366,000 in grants to 426 groups and individuals under its Swan Community

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Funding Scheme (SCFS).

This included $42,718 worth of cash donations to 126 community members who were then able to participate in various competitive activities.

For more information about grants, funding and the application process, visit www.swan.wa.gov.au/grants or contact grants@swan.wa.gov.au.

FEDERAL NOTES HON KEN WYATT AM, MP Member for Hasluck , Minister for Aged Care and Minister for Indigenous Health

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NEW SENIOR SUPPORT SERVICE

ember for Hasluck and with aged care issues Minister for Aged Care, involving: Ken Wyatt MP, is encouraging • Residential aged care local seniors concerned • Home Care Packages about their aged care rights • Commonwealth Home to take advantage of a new, Support Programme free support network. services (CHSP) “As I talk to Hasluck • The Commonwealth seniors, their families and Continuity of Support carers, I know that from time (CoS) Programme to time they need help to • Commonwealthnavigate their way through funded dementia the aged care system,” services Minister Wyatt said.

• Flexible care services, “I understand how including the National vulnerable they can be. That Aboriginal and Torres is why I have just officially Strait Islander Flexible launched the new national Aged Care Program, Older Persons Advocacy the Innovation Pool Network, to give individual Program, Multi-purpose people a strong voice in their services, Transition Minister Wyatt with Advocare CEO Deidre Timms and Chairman Andrew time of need. care and Short-term Schox. Advocare delivers the OPAN service in WA “I know the advocacy restorative care. network has already helped Free OPAN help is “When local people call or email, they are seniors in Hasluck and that people who automatically connected with our local WA available to people aged fifty-five and contact the service can be sure their advocacy organisation. over, including those who may be living cases will be dealt with confidentially and “Trained advocates then assess their with a disability or dementia, or are from professionally.” needs and can provide personal service culturally and linguistically diverse Minister Wyatt said the new service and meet with them if required. backgrounds. could be accessed through the OPAN “The aim is to ensure their rights are The Turnbull Government has provided website and a free call number. respected and that they can make informed $25.7 million over the next three years for “The site is easy to navigate and decisions about their future.”

OPAN to deliver the new National Aged contains clear information,” he said The OPAN service can provide help Care Advocacy Program. Local advocacy organisation Advocare delivers the program in WA. Older Hasluck residents, their families or carers in need of advocacy should go to ’d like to take this opportunity to wish all I want us to remember that when we www.opan.com.au or call 1800 700 600. the Swan Magazine readers and their are born we are held and we are loved families a merry Christmas and a safe, unconditionally and we feel connected happy and prosperous 2018. with those around us. As we grow we fall in ADVERTISEMENT During this season I would like to love and we hold each other and we feel the encourage you to look out for those around power of touch. you and to go out of your way to show With our partners we give our hands to kindness to members of our community each other and we feel the intensity of the who may be lonely. love that we share.

Most of us are fortunate enough to The need for holding, love and touch spend Christmas with our loved ones, but remains a strong reminder of the people there are some in our community that will in our lives and we keep that love - but be alone this festive season. Sadly, many of what dismays me is that when we become those will be elderly people in aged care. old and life is busy we neglect each other As the Minister for Aged Care I visit many too often and are left on our own without aged care facilities not only in Hasluck, but family contact. across the nation, and the stories I hear Our love should not be conditional on a about loneliness are very similar. point in age, or because we drift away from I have heard that up to forty per cent those who once gave of themselves to care of people in residential aged care have for us.

Federal Member for Hasluck no visitors 365 days of the year. It’s a For those of you reading this, I want confronting and sad fact. you to cast your mind to the last time you 9359 0322 ken.wyatt.mp@aph.gov.au With this in mind I encourage you to told your mother, father, husband, wife or kenwyatt.com.au kenwyattmp make sure you visit elderly relatives this partner that you still love them and gave festive season, hold their hands and spend them a hug. some quality time listening and talking to The essence of who we are is shaped by Authorised by K.Wyatt MP, Shop 10-12 Forrestfield Marketplace, 80 Hale Road, Forrestfield WA 6058. them. our culture, our heritage and our family.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

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NOTES FROM PARLIAMENT

COMMUNITY

SEASONS’ GREETINGS

ZONTA’S 2017 RUTH THOMAS

Hon Donna Faragher JP MLC Member for East Metropolitan Region

jolly and bright Santa, the Nativity Scene and Santa visiting a family on Christmas Eve. These are just some of the winning artwork from my annual Christmas Card Art Competition!

Now in its thirteenthth year, the enthusiasm for the competition continues to grow with more than 150 Year 3 students

from four primary schools in the East Metropolitan Region taking part in the challenge to design a Christmas-themed card.

This year’s participating schools were Falls Road Primary School in Lesmurdie, Malvern Springs Primary School in Ellenbrook, St Paul’s Primary School in Mt Lawley and Sutherland-Dianella Primary School in Dianella.

The diversity of artwork was amazing and as always, choosing the winners was extremely difficult as entries were of a very high standard.

A big thank you to all of the budding artists who participated in the competition this year.

My Christmas Card competition is one of the highlights of the Festive Season for me and all winning designs appear on either

my printed or electronic Christmas Cards.

The community is invited to view the display of all entries in my office window at Ground Floor, 108 Swan Street Guildford.

Wishing all of the Swan Magazine readers a merry and bright Christmas and a very happy New Year!

Best wishes, Donna Faragher JP MLC

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107 Zonta is over. Our November meeting saw us awarding the Studies Assistance Grant to two girls from Cyril Jackson, this enables them to have their fees for next year covered, and some other education expenses.

They also have this award to add to their CV's so helps in their future. This award is a very close to my heart and it is something we do for a local girl in need and have been doing for at least twelve years.

Recently we stuffed and sewed seventy breast cushions for local women with breast cancer. The shells of the cushion are made by women at Bandyup Prison.

We held a very successful fashion parade the showcased wearable fashions from Kimbos in Midland. Lots of fun on the catwalk with our own members were among the models.

Zonta Swan Hills were able to fill two tables with member family and friends at Starting Over Support’s High Tea and a great time was had by all with so much good food on offer. It great to be able to support this very local organization that does make a difference to many people.

SOS needs your help, based in Baywater, they provide household items (at no charge) to familes leaving supported accommodation and moving into their own place.

They depend on donations of household items - everything from beds to can openers. It is totally volunteer-run. They need household items and volunteers who can sort stuff or drive the truck.

We are now having break and our Zonta year will staring in 2018 with our February meeting 21st February.

Wishing everyone and safe and happy festive season remembering there are many in our community who do not feel safe in their own home or lack the resources to have any sort of bright Christmas.

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COMMUNITY MT HELENA RESIDENTS AND RATEPAYERS ASSOCIATION Mt Helena Aquatic Centre at Risk n September 9 the Shire of Mundaring Council voted to decrease the operating hours of the Mt Helena Aquatic Centre.

It has reduced the operational weeks from twenty-two to nine weeks. This is a huge change and the community has not been consulted. As stated, “it is not necessary to undertake a formal consultation process, other than to inform the community of the changes and the supporting reasons.”

The report prepared for the Council meeting was compiled by a Shire of Mundaring. If you Google, Shire of Mundaring Minutes Council meeting 12/09/2017 you will be able to read the report in full.

What is frightening, the Shire of Mundaring has decreased the pool’s operational times before. This present reduction for this season is huge. It will only further limit the number of people who can access the pool in the summer months.

For example, I have been told that the Shire thinks all is alright because no one has complained. Unfortunately, not many people are aware of the report. The data used for this report is limited data from only last year and has not taken into account the community of Mt Helena.

So the Shire of Mundaring needs to hear from community members. You can call, email or write a letter or stop at the shire and speak to all your local councilors.

The East ward councilors are Cr John Daw, Cr Kate Driver and Cr Stephen Fox. They need to hear from you, if you want a pool in Mt Helena.

The youth of Mt Helena and young families with children will be effected.

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Presently, the pool will open at 3:30pm. If the pool opened at 3:00pm this would open the doors for many more teenagers to have a swim after school or for more organized get together to be established for our young people.

The closing time will be 6:00pm. Young working families who travel up and down the hills cannot get home in time to have a chance of a swim or some shared family time together at the pool. Most people work until five o’clock by the time they get home to Mt Helena the pool will be closed or the time that could be spent swimming would be narrowed down and limited.

In one report on the same night as the Mt Helena pool reduction, the Council adopted a new Youth Service Model which will help meet the needs of young people.

Their first principle is to increase “on the ground” youth connections across the Shire. Activities set around the use of the Mt Helena Pool would be an appropriate venue for after school or evenings.

In closing, the Mt Helena Community has supported the building of the Mt Helena Aquatic Centre. There were donations of a block of land, building a house whose proceeds went to the building of the pool and many fund raisers. The Mt Helena community made it happen!

We need to get back that spirit of community and fight for what is rightfully ours….the Mt Helena Pool. Please let the Shire of Mundaring and all the councilors know how you feel.

Wishing all Mt Helena Residents and Ratepayers a very Merry Christmas and safe and happy holiday season!

Joan Quinn, President Mt Helena Residents & Ratepayers Association

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Sir: For too long politicians have ignored the constitution thinking they are above it.

They are not.

Politicians are elected to the parliament to make laws and to govern but always under the constitution. The constitution is the rulebook for them and others.

It puts into place checks and balances to ensure parliament does not overstep the bounds and always protects the freedom and democracy of the people.

For years the question of citizenship of members of the Parliament has been raised by members of the public. For years their concerns have been ignored until this year.

The outing of former Senator Scott Ludlam by a long-suffering inquisitive lawyer has opened Pandora’s box. Nine MPs and Senators have fallen foul of section 44a of the constitution so far. It is expected that more will follow.

The government is in chaos. The fault lies not with the constitution but with the way in which the prime minister has handled this issue treating it as though it is not the most important problem facing both government and parliament.

Not only has he been indecisive but a number of politicians continue to hang on trying to ignore that they are dual nationals.

Before entering the Parliament it is an easy procedure for any candidate who was either not born in Australia or who had parents not born in Australia to check their own citizenship status. It should be a normal process given that we are a nation built up on the back of migration.

The people cannot have any confidence in a parliament which is not properly constituted. They will have less confidence should this or a future parliament seek to amend the constitution to make it easier for them.

Philip Benwell National Chair Australian Monarchist League DISCLAIMER The information in this publication is of a general nature. The articles contained herein are not intended to provide a complete discussion on each subject and or issues canvassed.

Swan Magazine does not accept any liability for any statements or any opinion, or for any errors or omissions contained herein.

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STANDING UP FOR SWAN HILLS 2017

JESSICA SHAW MLA – MEMBER FOR SWAN HILLS can’t believe it has almost been nine relocating the telecommunications tower Industry. months since I was elected as your local from the station site in the town centre.

For the last five months, the Committee representative for Swan Hills in the WA In November, we called for tenders to has been looking at the expensive cost of Parliament! develop the business case and deliver the regional air travel. On the last sitting day Now that the year is almost at an end, I’d detailed design, engineering, and costing of Parliament, we published a major report like to take this opportunity to wish you and for the line. I was so pleased to see that looking at why costs are so high, and made your family a safe and happy Christmas and Federal Labor Leader Bill Shorten has a number of suggestions about how fares New Year! also committed $700 million to the project could be reduced.

This last month has been a very hectic and really hope we get bipartisan Federal I heard some heartbreaking stories one - here’s an overview of some of the support. Our area has missed out for a long from people who had an urgent need to things I’ve been up to. time on infrastructure – it would be great to travel, to visit sick relatives and friends, see the Commonwealth deliver. attend important appointments or family

In the new year, we will commence occasions or–sadly–to say their final MIDLAND HOSPITAL I raised a grievance in parliament in a public consultation process on the farewells to loved ones.

Unfortunately, the Committee November about our lack of equal access station design – keep an eye out for the encountered resistance from the airlines announcements and make sure you have to MRI Services at Midland SJOG Public to provide us with useful information about your say on the facilities you’d like to see in Hospital. Currently, only a limited range fares, so we could not draw conclusions of MRI services can be bulk billed at our area! regarding the reasonableness of prices.

Midland hospital. Elsewhere in the Perth We are concerned that competition may Metropolitan area, people can access HELPING OUR SENIORS these services under Medicare.

I am often contacted by seniors who not be working in regional WA to reduce I am worried that people in our local are confused about their rights and prices on unregulated routes. community will put off seeking treatment are concerned about their treatment The Committee suggested that airlines for cancer, diabetes or injury, because they in retirement housing. Despite the fact could voluntarily reduce fares, provide simply cannot afford up to $1,000 to get a that I have two law degrees, I am often information and address the community’s scan. left confused by the complex legal schemes concerns.

If they do not, the Committee has Perth Radiological Clinic estimates regulating retirement villages. recommended that the State Government that it would only should act, to ensure that the air is kept fair. cost the Federal Again, all the very best for the holiday Government season! If there are any issues you would $500,000 a year like to raise with me or anything I can help to provide us with you with, please don’t hesitate to get in equal access at touch!

Midland Hospital – such a small amount to make MLA such a significant LOCAL MEMBER FOR SWAN HILLS difference to local health outcomes. @JessicaShawMLA Upper house MP Matthew Swinbourn Jessica.Shaw@mp.wa.gov.au and I have raised 9296 7688 this matter with both the State and HERE TO HELP Federal Health ministers. State Minister I am concerned that our local seniors Aveley, Bailup, Belhus, Brigadoon, Roger Cook has responded, but I’m yet to do not have vital information when Bullsbrook, Chidlow, Ellenbrook, Gidgegannup, Melaleuca, hear from the Commonwealth government. making the big decision to transition to Mount Helena, Sawyers Valley, It is completely unacceptable that our retirement housing. Not to mention that The Vines, Upper Swan, and Wooroloo. local community misses out – we’re not these decisions are sometimes made in asking for anything special – just equal traumatic and challenging circumstances.

Office Address Postal Address access to the services that other people in On Friday November 3, in conjunction 8/31 Egerton Drive PO Box 2265 Perth enjoy. with the Ellenbrook Seniors Social Aveley WA 6069 Ellenbrook WA 6069 My speech is available on my facebook Space, I hosted an information session on page “Jessica Shaw MLA” and I’ve also retirement housing and scams. Experts started a petition on this vital issue. You from the Department of Consumer can sign to show your support at: Protection discussed the problems www.swanhills.walabor.org.au/mri surrounding retirement villages. It was a fantastic event, with over eighty people in attendance.

LOCAL PUBLIC TRANSPORT Improving public transport is an ongoing priority for me.

REGIONAL AIRFARES The Ellenbrook train line is the obvious In addition to my work in our local major project we’ve been working on this community, when I entered Parliament, year. The New Lord Street project delivers I was honoured to be elected chair of its earthworks for the train line and we are Standing Committee on Economics and Standing up for Swan Hills

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Authorised by Jessica Shaw, 8/31 Egerton Drive, Aveley, WA 6069

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OUT AND ABOUT WITH SHARRON SWAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WOMEN IN BUSINESS LUNCH

at the Swan Valley Café – it was a wonderful afternoon as guests enjoyed a vegetarian Helddegustation paired with wines from local winery Neilson Estate. Inspiring Swan Hills MLA Jessica Shaw spoke to the group on her journey to MLA – sharing stories about her family, her studies and her affection for the local area.

SOCIAL EDITOR SHARRON ATTWOOD Photograph by ShaBo Studio

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OUT AND ABOUT WITH SHARRON SWAN CHAMBER SUNDOWNER AT STORAGE KING ELLENBROOK

Sundowners are hosted by member businesses – showcasing their premises Monthly and the services they offer. Storage King staff conducted tours of the facility and ran an archive box folding race – won by local RTO Natalie Jegoro from Tactic Learning. Great night of networking.

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ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS - Glen Forrest Group Every Monday evening We meet at 7.00pm at the Glen Forrest Uniting Church, Mc Glew Rd, Glen Forrest.

Call Dermot 0488 905 211 or John 0448 074 536 or the Perth Office (all hours) 9325 3566.

AUSTRALIAN BREASTFEEDING ASSOC. Discussion groups, guest speakers, morning tea. Free breastfeeding counselling. Expectant mothers, mothers, babies and children welcome. National Breastfeeding Helpline 1800 686 2686 is a 24 hour 7 days a week service.

Swan/Mundaring Group meets every Monday, 9:30-11:30am at the Gumnuts Family Centre, 8 Mudalla Way, Koongamia. A qualified ABA counsellor is present at each meeting to give confidential information and support on breastfeeding issues. Contact Natalie 9572 4971.

Kalamunda Group meets fortnighly on a Thursday, 9:30-11:30am at the Maida Vale Baptist Church, Edney Road, High Wycombe. Contact Jenny 9252 1996.

Northam Group meets each second Tuesday of the month at the Bridgeley Community Centre, Wellington Street, Northam 10am to Noon.

Fourth Tuesday each month at Toodyay Playgroup, Stirling Terrace, Toodyay. Noon to 2pm. Please phone Louisa 9574 0229.

Christine Hogan: 9279 8778 for a chat and a cuppa.

Email: madtattersmorris@iinet.Net.Au We are considering extending our days Website: madtattersmorris.Myclub.Org.Au to include Saturdays or evenings if there is enough interest.

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Classes are heldat 56 McGlew Road, Glen Forrest. To gain a place enrol now.

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SWAN WOODTURNERS GROUP

The group meets in the rear hall of The Senior Citizens’ Centre, The Avenue, Midland, at 1-00pm. on 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th. Tuesday, and at 7-00pm. on 2nd Tuesday of each month. A demonstration and cuppa are the norm. Men and Women are welcome. Enquiries to Ted 9295 4438.

SWAN VALLEY COMMUNITY CENTRE

Monday Mornings The Art Group meets at Baskerville Hall from 9am – 12pm for just $5.00 per session.

Group leader Gilly can help and advise with most media. Feel free to come and have a look and meet our local artists – they are THE HILLS CHOIR a very friendly lot, new members welcome!

Monday Evenings Do you enjoy singing and joining with For more information call 9296 1976 or others to make beautiful music? Come and enquiries@swanvalleycommunitycentre.com join the Hills Choir. We meet from 7.30 to www.swanvalleycommunitycentre.com 9.30pm at the Uniting Church on Stoneville SWAN HARMONY SINGERS Road, Mundaring.

Contact Margie on 9295 6103 for further Wednesdays Come and sing with us! Swan Harmony information.

Singers is a community choir that meets, 7-9pm, to sing music ranging from jazz ELLENBROOK COMMUNITY to pop, plus the occasional classic. No WEIGHT LOSS CLUB auditions. Join us at the Salvation Army Every Tuesday evening We meet from 6.45pm to 8.00pm at Church Hall, 371 Morrison Rd, (opposite the Woodlake Community Hall, Meeting Swan View Primary School), Swan View. room 1 Highpoint Blvd, Ellenbrook. Enquiries: call Anna on 9299 7249, or Chris Friendly support group at low cost. Male on 9298 9529 or 0435 062 728. and females of all ages welcome. Contact Shirley 9276 7938 shirleysardelich@aapt.

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MORRIS DANCING

All welcome. It’s like bush dancing, with sticks and bells. It’s aerobic exercise and great fun!

Tuesdays 7-9pm practice, Guildford Town Hall, cnr James St and Meadow St, Guildford.

And drinks later at the Woodbridge Hotel with live Irish music For more information please contact:

SHED INC.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday We are open at 4 Transit Way Ellenbrook from 10.00am to 3.00pm. Potential members can turn up on those days and there will be someone to explain what we do and give membership details.

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SWAN VALLEY COMMUNITY CENTRE MUSIC CLASSES

Tuesday mornings Learn to play tunes on piano or keyboard immediately – the SIMPLY MUSIC method.

Play songs, chords, blues and classical in small groups at a reasonable price. Call Heather 9296 4181 for more details.

HILLS CHRONIC PAIN SUPPORT GROUP

1st Wednesday of each month Hilltop Grove Estate, 1645 Jacoby Street, Mahogany Creek. Morning tea provided, between 10.30 - 12.00 noon.

Enquiries Terina 9572 1655.

MIDLAND MEN’S SHED

Every Tuesday morning We meet socially every Tuesday morning from 9.30am to 11.30am in the Bellevue Baptist Church Hall and our usual attendance is around fifty-five. At least once a month we have a guest speaker on a range of topics.

We also go on excursions to various places of interest (e.g. HMAS Stirling, Aviation Museum, Fremantle Ports, ALCOA, etc.).

Our workshop with wood working and metal working is in Midvale and for the opening hours and further details please contact Rob Cutter on 0419 967 873.

Also in operation is our music group – the Rockin’ Shedders which is going from strength to strength and their repertoire of songs increases each week.

For more information on the Shed please contact Kevin Buckland on 0417 961 971 or by email to kebinsv@tpg.com.au.

EASTERN KNITTERS

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Friday - second and fourth We meet from 9:00am to noon at 10 Brockman Road, Midland.

Feel welcome to join us for morning tea and see how easy it is to make your own garments.

For more information contact Pat 9309 3260; Liz 9572 7074 or Pat 9295 2793.

TALKING HORSES

Wednesday evenings 6:00pm The WA Horse Council equestrian radio program is now in its seventh year. The programme is broadcast on the Community Radio Station 91.3 SportFM. To ensure that your club, event, breed or business gets coverage, call Diane Bennit 0409 083 617.

FICTION THE UTE JOHN TAYLOR

CHAPTER 7 – THE ADVENTURE orning arced in early; Johnny had the M irrigation going in the night and the crew were rousing when Billy walked into

camp.

An argument was brewing between Sienna and two other girls, Johnny was down at the pump, so no-one could understand the problem; wouldn’t have made any difference.

Within a few minutes of slamming plates down and vitriolic outbursts, obviously aimed at one’s doubtful parentage in different areas of Italy and God knows what parts of the world, other girls had joined the revolution; throwing crockery, insults and punches, slapping and clawing, dragging each other around by the hair.

Johnny’s missus stepped back a bit, obviously to allow time to pass. Johnny could be seen, smoke pouring from the little tractor’s exhaust, powering up the grade from the bore.

He arrived in time to stop Sienna pouring hot stew straight from the camp oven onto a writhing mass of females struggling on the ground.

Johnny, kicking out and shouting in lingo, finally breaking through the mass hysteria that had enveloped the mess area, dragging wrestling, gouging couples apart, ably assisted by his missus, proving to be very competent with a handy lump of wood from the fire pile.

Shortly the girls had settled, reduced to smouldering, resentful looks and the odd rush, blocked by Johnny or his missus.

The tattooed youths had not experienced anything like this, even in the big city slums and had emerged carefully from their hides ready to run. Things settled; the five girls, flouncing around adjusting their clothing and hair.

Only two had suffered more than bruising; one girl may have sprained an ankle, which Johnny’s missus was tending and Sienna had burnt a few fingers and the palm of one hand during the camp oven scene.

All in all, considering the ferocity of the fracas and the associated debris in the mess area, contestants had got off relatively lightly. Sienna’s burns were not too bad, definitely not Flying Doctor stuff, but above a smear of aloe vera and time.

Johnny had applied medication to the burns, alleviating pain, but it seemed to Billy that Monty needed

to make another move on the board as he got everybody back to work except Sienna.

She had plonked herself down like a spoiled kid to be waited on, and to Billy’s surprise, Johnny waited; returning from the patch as soon as everyone was organised.

After some minutes of heated debate, of which Billy had no understanding other than Sienna’s hand hurt and she wished to seek medical attention; the debatees had shifted towards Sienna’s van and she was stuffing clothes in a small sports carry bag.

Monty was worried. Billy hung around, interested to see the outcome, when Monty swung on him with a proposition that Billy take Sienna to town and if the doc was not happy they were to go on to wherever she was referred.

“Money”, Johnny added, “is not an issue!” Billy as surprise at this request but like the idea of a drive to town or further and the roll of bank notes surprised and impressed him more.

“Sounds all right to me”, he said, silently thank Clyde’s return as he surveyed a now smiling Sienna.

“Any receipts, Billy, use a bunky name and screw ‘em up”, Johnny advised, “and don’t buy big in one place or flash that roll!”

Sienna packed and placed her small bag on the ute seat, the boys had loaded a 200-litre drum of petrol, sadly depleting stocks.

Billy packed his few belongings and

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was ready when Johnny stuffed a last package into Sienna’s already well-stuffed bag, bringing on more debate between them.

Eventually Sienna reneged, removing a pair of designer jeans and a shirt, making room for the package. Billy and Sienna departed the camp with little more than a wave of farewell as they circled the patch and headed off via Mungatawny homestead.

As soon as Clyde got the story and saw this beautiful brolga with bandaged arm being sped to town and recovery he and his missus could not express enough sympathy and empathy with her situation, offering medication from the Flying Doctor kit and even use of the new ute, both of which Billy politely declined.

Billy had counted the money and noted Sienna had just quietly been handed a similar roll, of possibly larger denomination notes. Plenty in my lot to have a decent spell, Billy reckoned, thinking ahead.

Clyde, his missus and kids waving as they headed off, clutch of bodies all smiles and waving until dust obliterated them from view. Billy and Sienna drove steadily on station tracks all day and well into the night, Billy stopping only to refuel, Sienna draped beautifully across the seat, sleeping lightly. Billy pulled over, rolling a towel for Sienna as a pillow and unrolling his swag for a few hours’ sleep before an early summer’s dawn.

Sienna rose early, stacking twigs on a little fire, billy boiling up as Billy dozed, aware he’d driven most of the night and pleased to be increasing the distance between the patch, the people and herself.

Midday brought the couple into town, Sienna motioning on, out of town as Billy had turned to pull up at the nursing post. Billy didn’t mind moving on, he would have liked to have discussed the plan, but conversation was down to “okay” or “no” and hand signals.

Later that day Billy hit on the idea of using the road map for a destination guide. Fumbling around under the seat produced a rather battered country directory. He handed it to Sienna on the page they were on and with palms up gestures and pointing up the road soon had her flipping pages.

Billy was surprised to see her stop just out of a capital city at a large port town that Billy had not visited before.

Billy must have looked surprised at this visual request, followed by

Sienna making quite a speech, punctuated with her pointing back saying “no, no, no” and forward saying “okay, okay”, simultaneously rummaging in her carry bag, producing a wad of $100 dollar bills, expertly counting off a grand imploring Billy to keep on: As if I was going to stop, Billy thought.

In fact, he was already working another angle into the trip, particularly with another grand or more to play with.

This looked like being a damn good holiday; shame Sienna had gone off the boil; that would really have topped things off, cruising down the road with a pocket full of money, a good looking bird and plenty of time, to a seaside city.

They’d just topped the steep brow of a hill when Billy noticed a line of trucks, tourists and other vehicular traffic pulled over on the wide verge, leading up to a truck bay.

A prowl car in the bush as they passed gave a couple of flicks on its roof lights, just letting them know not to attempt turning around. Just joint the queue, Billy. Be nice. He thought. Probably only a license check.

Sienna sat bolt upright upon seeing the police car; not understanding what was happening and obviously not liking the situation, craning her neck to see what was happening front and back.

Billy pulled in behind a road train, before the ute had stopped Sienna had flipped the door handle and clutching her carry bag jumped nimbly from the ute and quickly disappeared into the bush, making very sure that Billy knew she’d be waiting on the other side of the roadblock.

Marvellous how mime and sign language work, Billy thought. Is this really happening? He mused. Wonder what’s in that bag apart from a swag of dollars and where the hell’ it all come from? There’s no ATMS on the Mungatawny range! Johnny Monty said to look after this bird.

Looks like I’d better just do that and move on: Never a dull moment on the Munga! Billy’s turn came and he dutifully produced his driver’s and vehicle licence papers, thinking how lucky he was to have paid twelve months on his ute.

The cops had sniffer dogs and one truck was getting a good turning over, interior panels being removed and dogs excitedly hunting through, rugs, baggage and tools strewn across the truck bay.

A dog was led past Billy’s ute but paid scant attention, far keener on the chase with the truck. The cop ticked off a few boxes, had Billy blow in the bag and with a quite friendly “get those tires looked at, young fella!” waved him on.

Billy let the clutch and proceeded slowly, not at all surprised when a bush nymph emerged on the scrub fringe almost a kilometre down the road.

Sienna hopped in on the run and all that was left were footprints on the loose red sandy verge. Could’a been someone stopped for a leak, Billy thought. If some

sharp eyed observer even noticed, wind’ll blow ‘em over soon enough!

They proceeded through the day obtaining food and fuel from roadhouses, the drum from Mungatawny having long been spent and tin dog not quite as convenient as bain-marie fare, although no doubt at least equally nutritious.

Conversation was zero, with Sienna jotting in her diary or snoozing constantly in touch with her carry bag, arm draped casually through shoulder strap or hand loop. S’pose I’d be the same, Billy thought.

That’s a very handy roll and with whatever else is packaged, that bag could be of considerable value.

She certainly looks after it and was very quick off the mark with those cops.

Mixed farming country had given way to smaller lots; billboards cluttered the highway, offering lifestyle opportunities.

The world was closing in as they proceeded on the last leg of their journey, Billy driving very carefully to avoid attentive constabulary, Sienna directing him on alternate routes.

Road signage and traffic lights becoming more prevalent as kilometres ticked by, skirting high-rise buildings on the horizon, heading onwards into the sun.

A little more lifestyle country was negotiated and into light industrial land, sea breeze bringing fresh ocean aromas through factory and cyclone fenced patchwork; Billy looking forward to fish and chips at the harbour, wherever that may be up ahead.

Into the city they drove, Sienna in charge, indicating direction, Billy pretty well lost, moving steadily along. Sienna finally pointing sharply down a laneway between high-rise buildings, mid-city.

Billy responding quickly nosed the ute into the narrow lane, stopping when requested about halfway along.

Sienna leant over to Billy in the ute, affording him a soft brush of lips on his cheek, as she pressed a small sheaf of large denomination bank notes into his hand, adding in a cultured private school accent, “Thanks for the ride, Billy. You’re a very good driver! I’ve enjoyed the trip!” With the words echoing in Billy’s ears, Sienna slipped from the car opening a door through the wall, carry bag firmly under her arm.

Billy was gobsmacked. Apart from the first time hearing Sienna speak English, to be landed here in an unfamiliar city so abruptly, floored him.

The money, he observed, was an interesting bonus, having a quick look at the handful he’d just received, he moved from the laneway, feeling more comfortable as a break in the traffic allowed him into the flow.

Think I need a beer with those fish and chips. What a life! Billy breathed, moving with traffic in what appeared to be seawards. Gulls circling off the freeway confirmed his thoughts and shortly Billy was parked in a lot adjacent to a seaside 20

pub advertising cold beer and fresh fish in a pleasant atmosphere.

“Reckon this’ll do me for a while!” Billy remarked to the receptionist, carefully parting with a hundred dollar bill, Johnny Monty’s words ringing in his ears about flashing money about.

Billy accepted the room key and stopped at the outside bar for a large draught. Settling himself, gazing seaward as days of travel unwound in his mind; relaxing later in a hot spa, before more beer and food.

An idea slowly forming from an idea long ago, having lain dormant in a busy world of excitement and responsibility, opportunities thrust forward on a front line, flexing between partial responsibility and the full monty.

Billy retired early on a full stomach, a pleasant alcoholic fuzz drifting him through the early hours to full daylight, dreams flashing vividly, lost in tomorrow’s glare, faint reminders in a passing parade, flexing on the frontline.

He booked our early at the desk, assuring those at the counter of a short but pleasant stay and that he may well return soon. Billy was on a roll. The other side of the triangle had become very clear after his experiences with the Montellini crew and the expectant drive with Sienna.

Expectant in so many aspects, from disaster, regarding Sienna’s amorous relationship at the cattle yard camp, coupled with pressure from the long silent trip in from the bush. With a few quiet beers and rest Billy had been able to reconcile the whole process til now. **** Now he was off on what he hoped was the last leg of the whole adventure and after, tallying his funds, reckoned he’d come out of it pretty well.

I’m bound to get a cheque from Clyde one day or maybe a share from the Stock Co on the sale of cattle. Who knows? Billy shrugged. She’ll be right. Been a while now and it’s panned out okay!

He was fuelled up and buoyant, cruising down the road, wondering whether he should call or simply appear.

Got time to think about it, Billy reckoned on the distance being the better part of fifty hours.

He did the fifty hours or more, pretty steady; found an address and phone number for Janey in an old book, reckoned he’d drive into town before phoning up.

Janey had often mentioned an Auntie Pat so Billy was not surprised when a well-spoken lady answered. “Pat (some name he missed) speaking”, she said.

Billy introduced himself and the Pat lady hesitated a little before replying that she wouldn’t be long.

Janey eventually came to the phone, a little nervous, Billy thought, as they arranged to meet that afternoon at Auntie Pat’s place.

Billy booked in at a cheap hotel,

showered, shaved, tidied the ute up and was looking good when he pulled up at Auntie Pat’s.

Pretty tidy looking joint, Billy reckoned. Wonder what Janey’s been up to? Probably uni! He knocked on the door.

Janey answered almost immediately.

Must have heard the ute come in, Billy reckoned.

There she was, beautiful as ever, welcoming him in, making tea as if it was yesterday and there were only tomorrows to be.

“Auntie Pat’s out, Billy, but behave; there’ll be no shenanigans in this household!” Stated Janey, throwing a damper on Billy’s amorous plans.

“You’re invited to dinner this evening and I would like you to make the effort to come, meantime, we could take a drive.

I need to return books to the library, if that’s okay with you, and we could have a talk. You know, I like a talk, Billy!”

The afternoon idled by, cups of tea, little bit of hand holding, Billy being very courteous with doors, passing the sugar and so on, Janey impressed with his attitude after his manner at the Munga.

“Now all water under the bridge!”

Janey was floating; going back in time to race day, the tourists pulling up, bringing up all manner of happy days, blanking out downsides.

She was bubbling by late afternoon, Billy likewise and they retired to his not so plush accommodation. Janey giggling, repeating over and over they mustn’t be late for Auntie Pat’s dinner. Billy on auto, dinner or no dinner, he was in for the smorgasbord, double helping to boot!

They made it to dinner, giggling and carrying on, Auntie Pat simply not sure what could have come over her niece.

The young man did not seem a bad cut of a chap; certainly put a spark into Janey’s day.

Little did Auntie Pat realise that length of this day. Billy stayed the night, sneaking off to Janey’s room when all was still, only to find the door locked.

A little scratching around on Billy’s part produced urgent whispered directives to go away, until finally the latch softly turned and the afternoon’s activities continued into the night.

End of chapter seven Living and working under the harsh but strangely beautiful conditions of the Australian bush, JT (as he is known to his closest friends and readers) appreciates the spirit of those hardy souls that have survived the modern challenge.

If you would like to read the whole novel, it can be purchased as either an epub for kindle or iPad. Go to John’s website - www.poetdownunder.com or www.lulu.com/shop/john-taylor/the-ute/ ebook/product-22566720.html or on the Apple store www.itunes.apple.com/au/book/the-ute/ id1086709294?mt=11

COMMUNITY TEXTILE TREATS AT MJAC LOUELLA HAYES

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he historic Midland Junction Arts Centre comes alive with colour and activity as Feltwest takes up residence until the 14th December 2017.

Feltwest has developed a reputation as one of WA’s leading textile groups, this year celebrating their 21st anniversary with a

regular workshops, public demonstrations and exhibitions that reinterpret traditional arts practice.

Feltwest and Fibrant’s latest shows promise to bring a festive community spirit into Midland in time for Christmas.

The artists will be in The Store and Main

Pop-Up residency and series of free feltmaking demonstrations in Midland.

The Feltwest Pop-Up will feature a wonderful array of felted jewellery, scarves, vessels, wearables, lampshades and floor rugs by artists Liz Odd, Karen Wood, Sue Espie, Jill Jodrell, Vera Sergeev, Sue Eslick, Sue Sacchero, Martien van Zuilen, Kerry Bertucci, Judy Hebiton, Jean McKenzie, Liz Owens and Marion Finneran.

The artists welcome visitors of all ages to watch the felt-making demos, visit the exhibition, talk to the artists about their work and perhaps walk away with the perfect something for Christmas.

Felt-making is considered the oldest textile technique in the world and has endless contemporary applications. Felt-making demonstrations will be held twice daily (11am and 2.30pm) from Tuesdays to Fridays, sharing the magic of this ancient art making process.

The Feltwest Pop-Up at the Midland Junction Arts Centre is complemented by Eco Echo, an exhibition by the Fibrant artists group, who explore reclaimed, recycled and repurposed materials.

Sixteen local artists showcase their skills in a vibrant display of fibre and textile works across the Centre’s Main Gallery spaces.

These West Australian textile groups have a long history of supporting local creative talent and artistry by facilitating and promoting

Gallery spaces at Midland Junction Arts Centre (directly opposite The Dome cafe), at 276 Great Eastern Highway, Midland, between 10am and 5pm Tuesdays to Fridays, until the 14th December 2017.

Artworks will be available for purchase, with cash only (ATM available at Midland Gate Shopping Centre).

For more information about artists in residence at MJA Centre, go to: www. mundaringartscentre.com.au/artists-inresidence or call 08 9250 8062.

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PEOPLE LIFE OF A RESEARCH SCIENTIST EDWARD BASTOW BSc Hons, PhD

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hen people without a science background ask me what I do for a living and I tell them that I am a research scientist, I usually get a curiously interested response.

The question that usually comes next is ‘What exactly do you do?’ and often they are already thinking clichÊ’s, something along the lines of CSI Miami.

In reality my work is far from the glamorous sets of those investigative shows where samples are fed through machines and within a matter of seconds the results are obtained and problems are solved.

The reality is that research is a time consuming, repetitive and sometimes frustrating profession where not everything you set out to achieve works out the way you have originally intended.

Research science involves a lot of fine tuning and optimisation to ensure experiments run correctly and such experiments could run for days if not weeks or months before results are found.

Research is not like having a trade where at the end of the day one can have something tangible for one’s effort. Life in research is a long sometimes arduous process and final reward for effort comes largely when a set of experiments are completed and having made a novel discovery or when the collation of one’s research is finally accepted for publication in a peer reviewed scientific journal.

When asked what sort of research field I am working in I explain cancer research and it is not long before I get asked the question as to whether I have “found the cure for cancer yet?�

Well, in reality you may well be asking

me for the winning lotto numbers because finding cures for cancer is a tough gig but we are working on it and each cancer may well have a unique cause, so the challenges of finding a “cure� are vast.

I have just recently taken up a position as a research assistant with Murdoch University based at the Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research in Nedlands working for Associate Professor Evan Ingley.

Among Evan’s other research projects, he has a keen interest in cancer research, including osteosarcoma which is the research I am currently working on courtesy of funding from the Cancer Council WA and Sock it to Sarcoma! over the next year.

Osteosarcoma is the most common cancer of bone and affects individuals in their adolescent years with another increased risk for osteosarcoma in susceptible individuals over the age of sixty-five.

Evan’s group has identified a gene in osteosarcoma that is highly expressed in more virulent metastatic osteosarcoma, which sets it apart from the more easily treatable non-metastatic osteosarcoma.

From this perspective the research Evan and recently myself are involved with is very important with regard to making steps forward in finding that “cure� for prevention of metastatic osteosarcoma.

When asked if research is a rewarding career, I would say it can indeed be very rewarding. I have had a lot of great learning experiences in research and I have been able to travel all over the world to work in my field but it is also a tough career.

Funding is not always available and I have been out of work for some time over

the years but I still love the thrill of new discovery and I think that is why I persist with this profession as a research scientist.

There are plenty of curve balls thrown in along the journey of a research career including the unexpected findings that don’t match with the intended hypothesis but then lead to other new directions depending upon what the biology is telling us, which in itself is interesting.

I find having a career in research is much like a game of chess, having to think several moves ahead to keep ahead of the game, from both the biological perspective and acquiring the funding necessary to keep the work going into the future.

Besides the obvious challenges of funding and making steady scientific progress it is also rewarding from a personal stand point.

For instance the Cancer Council initiative for researchers to meet with survivors of cancer I found quite a rewarding initiative and actually puts what we do in our research within a broader perspective and reminds us that despite being stuck behind a microscope for hours on end there is a bigger picture out there which is to help find “cures for cancer� and end the hardship it causes people and their families.

With my position only for a one year tenure there is a huge need for future funding so that we can keep this research ongoing, therefore donations to our cause would be greatly appreciated.

As I settle into research life over the coming year at the Harry Perkins Institute of Medical Research, I look forward to the scientific challenges ahead of me.

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THE IDLER The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Mind

2017 THE YEAR OF HUMANITY

GLENNYS MARSDON

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s it just me or do these end of year columns seem to be coming around quicker every twelve months?

This year as I ponder the increasing likelihood of a clandestine union between the Easter Bunny and Santa at the rear of an IGA somewhere, I find myself thinking about the past twelve months as the Year of Humanity.

Most of you will remember the unfathomable images from the Lindt Café siege. Little did we know that a mere two and a half years later we’d be asked to comprehend even more horrific images.

The loss of at least twenty-two innocent young lives during the London Ariana Grande concert was the first. Weeks later came the London Grenfell Tower fire, and five months on the Los Vegas music festival where a lone gunman took fifty-nine lives, the ‘deadliest shooting in US history’.

Add to that the increasing number of vehicles being driven as weapons and your innate reaction is to shut up shop, close ranks and look after your own.

Amidst all of this I often found myself pondering the sanity behind television stations playing the vision. Yes, it’s news, Yes, we need to be aware of the world we live in, but surely just as oxygen fuels fire, media coverage creates copycats, or so it would seem.

If this is the case, as it was deemed years ago with suicides, then why can’t we give equal air time to positive images? Images reflecting the world we want to live in, not the world thrust upon us.

In stark contrast, during these events it was heart-warming to witness the outpouring of humanity on social media.

Facebook, frequently demonised for bulling, proved to be a source of solace as the world united online to raise funds for those affected.

The vast majority of comments reflected the mutual desire for a peaceful existence, and yet these reactions received little mention in mainstream media, at least not that I recall.

Take another example …

An equally heart-warming image was found in the most unlikely of places, a new Australian reality cooking show called Family Food Fight. Six Australian families from Greek, Italian, Asian, Lebanese and Anglo-Saxon backgrounds laughed, cried and even helped each other during the competition.

Not even the $100,000 prize money could stop them. What a wonderful display of multicultural success when the full of life Shahrouk sisters won. Not since 2015 when interloper Freddie Flintoff emerged from the jungle to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and a place in our hearts, have we seen what Australia is capable of becoming.

Aside from dishing up some good family entertainment and fabulous meals the cooking show highlighted the similarities across cultures.

The messages were there to be seen in the participants actions, rather than having them forced upon us like a lecture.

The main lesson being the power of love, especially during stressful times.

I’ll long remember the sight of one of the Shahrouk sisters cooking her husband some eggs, simply because he’d asked for them, even though she was in the middle of a grand finale.

Such a shame the show was confined to one network.

Contrast that with what’s happening in Parliament. Without getting involved

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in ‘sides’ and ‘who said what’, it appears that while multiculturalism is acceptable around the dinner table, not so when running the country.

Not satisfied with being known for our revolving door of leadership, this year anyone with dual citizenship was swiftly shown the exit.

Perhaps anyone wanting to enter Parliament should be subjected to an Ozzie bake off. Allegiances to the flag could be demonstrated by one’s ability to make a Country-Women’s-Associationworthy lamington (not a pavlova, definitely not a pavlova).

But don’t’ get disheartened, like any good story, the last act of 2017 looks to be ending on a high. Just like the Montagues and Capulets in Romeo and Juliet, the Royal Family has provided hope with the begetting of England and America.

Did anyone else notice that the proposal came during a cooking challenge? The roasting of a chook no less. See what I mean, I think we’re on to something.

Perhaps the answer to solving the world’s problems lies in holding a world leaders edition of Family Food Fight. I can just see Trump and Jong-un setting aside their differences as they combine forces to create the ultimate cherry blossom, rocket shaped croquembouche.

As they carry their creation to the gingham altar of a judging table, where we ‘the people’ reside, we can just make out the quiet murmurs of Trump as he looks into Jong-un’s eyes and hums the Elton John tune voted most popular by global citizens, Your Song … ‘how wonderful life is now you’re in the world’.

What can I say, a girl can dream can’t see, especially as we enter the season of good tidings to all. Here’s hoping the first major community event in W.A, the opening of the new stadium, will signal a year of opportunities to advance humanity by building cultural bridges, if not a physical one.

Thank you for reading my scribbles for another year. Until next year keep safe, hug your loved ones tight and be kind to each other.

ENTERTAINMENT THE MAN WHO INVENTED CHRISTMAS - FILM REVIEW DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

harles Dickens was, in the pre-movie era, Cpublic a superstar in the Victorian world. His speeches were mobbed, his lectures

over sold many times, his books avidly read in instalments as they were written and he was idolised as a literary lion.

But it wasn't always so. In 1842 he had suffered a string of failures, Barnaby Rudge, The Old Curiosity Shop and American Notes had failed to meet the public's expectations raised by Oliver Twist and The Pickwick Papers and he found himself with a family of five children, aged parents to support

and an extravagant lifestyle to maintain on a dwindling income.

He needed a hit, a big one. And this movie, The Man Who Invented Christmas, is the story of how he found it and in so doing gave our concept of Christmas as a holiday a huge boost.

He didn't invent Christmas, of course,

but it was, as one of the characters remarks, 'a trivial holiday' and his treatment of it in A Christmas Carol popularised the concept of the holiday as a charitable, giving, forgiving season.

Let me say at once that The Man Who Invented Christmas is a joy, a well-written, gloriously acted affectionate romp through our memories, mostly historically accurate

and very true to the character of Dickens as we know it and his working methods as we know them.

The cast is superb, from the creatures of Dickens' mind, who inhabit his study while he works - Scrooge (Christopher Plummer), Marley (Donald Sumpter) Mrs Fezziwig (Annette Badland) to his immediate family, father John (Jonathan Pryce), wife Kate (Morfydd Clark) and friends and colleagues (Ian McNeice, Simon Callow etc) to the figure of Dickens himself, magnificently played by Dan Stevens of Downton Abbey fame.

Author John Mortimer once remarked that Dickens' characters were slightly larger than life and float a foot above the ground.

That is how Stevens plays Dickens, with gusto and brio. A man troubled by his poverty-ridden past and deeply conscious of the gross injustice of contemporary Britain, Stevens makes him a man we can admire, fear and above all, empathise with and understand.

The director, Bharat Nailuri, who mostly directs television (MI-5, Emily Owens, Torchwood) has made the very most out of Susan Coyne's screenplay from Les Standiford's book of the same name.

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'How historically accurate is the movie?'

But rest assured that most of the points are perfectly true and, unlikely as they may seem, are entirely accurate in essence.

Dickens did complete, have the book illustrated, printed and ready for Christmas sales within six weeks. It did sell out (10,000 copies, not 5,000 as stated in the movie) within ten days and has never been out of print since.

However, the book, despite selling out, did not make the profit he hoped, but it did re-establish his reputation and influenced Victorian society in a positive way. The increase in charitable donations in 1844 were directly attributed to A Christmas Carol.

The Man Who Invented Christmas ran at Luna and Cinema Paradiso from November the 30th.

Very Highly Recommended.

ENTERTAINMENT PADDINGTON 2 - FILM REVIEW

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DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

hen Michael Bond created Paddington, the Peruvian, marmalade sandwich-eating bear in 1958 I very much doubt that he would have guessed that this would be the start of a fifty-nine career with book sales in excess of thirty-five million, published in nearly twenty countries, in over forty languages, and have inspired pop bands, race horses, plays, hot air balloons, two movies and television series.

The reason why is not hard to find Paddington is sweet, lovable and charming, just quirky enough to be engaging without overt sentimentality.

And so are the films.

In 2014 StudioCanal obtained the film rights and made the first of, so far, two films, Paddington and Paddington 2.

Michael Bond was 88 when the first was made and had a small cameo part as the ‘Kindly gentleman’.

He died, aged 91, earlier this year but his creation lives on, drawing new audiences and readers every day.

Paddington was a huge success, due mainly to how faithful it was to Bond’s vision, a very great deal of money spent on CGI and casting the best of British acting aristocracy.

Sequels seldom live up to expectations, but this one does, and more. All the original cast are here - Sally Hawkins, Hugh Bonneville, Dame Julie Walters, Sir Michael Gambon, Peter Capaldi, Jim Broadbent and

especially the voice of Paddington - Ben Wishaw.

In this instalment the original cast are joined by celebrity villain, Hugh Grant and tiny cameos with Dame Eileen Atkins, Joanna Lumley, Ben Miller, Tom Conti and others as well as Brendan Gleeson as ‘Nuckles’ McGinty.

In addition there is another, even bigger star - the City of London. This is a joyous romp, and an affectionate tribute to the mother of cities.

Everyone involved very evidently had a good time and so will you.

The film opens with Paddington settled into the Brown household and making a life and a routine. His Aunt Lucy’s (Imelda Staunton) 100 birthday is coming up and Paddington wants to get her a really, nice present.

The story is pretty much irrelevant, but it involves an aging, fading great actor (Hugh Grant) on the track of a pop-up book bought by Paddington from Mr Gruber (Jim Broadbent) which contains a treasure map.

He does this by adopting a range of disguises a n d costumes.

When our dear bear Paddington is wrongly convicted of the

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The statue of Paddington Bear at Paddington Station

theft by an irascible judge (Tom Conti) and sent to gaol for ten years - naturally, being Paddington, he makes new friends and when they break out the plot takes a few twists and turns.

It’s just a glorious, affectionate tribute to everyone’s childhood favourite.

If you think you may be too old to enjoy Paddington 2, you’re wrong - but take your children, grandchildren, nieces or nephews, neighbour’s children or anyone, really, but do go.

Paddington 2 opens in Western Australia in cinemas on December the 21st. Book early.

Very Highly Recommended Indeed.

JAMES FORTE

GOODBYE CHRISTOPHER ROBIN Luna Cinemas Notes from a Spymaster A Milne suffered Post Traumatic A Stress Disorder from his experiences in the trenches during

the First World War. In the 1920s he was a successful London playwright with a vivacious

socialite wife and a baby boy they called Billy Moon (CR couldn’t say ‘Milne’ as a baby). And in those days PTSD was known by derogatory names and if you had it, you did not talk about it.

Milne’s solution was to move to the solitude of the country, the beautiful Ashdown forest. This alienated his wife and condemned Billy to a childhood without playmates – just the company of his nanny and a toy bear.

Father-son time was rationed, but a plea to “write a story for me” led to Milne producing a tale about a boy and his bear. The boy became Christopher Robin, the bear Winnie the Pooh and the nanny

was renamed Alice - to rhyme with ‘palace’.

An act of genius by Milne was to get his friend, E H Shepard, to do the illustrations. Even after Walt Disney bought the rights and redrew all the characters, those iconic images of serendipity and innocence live on.

The books were massive best sellers. The characters dominated all aspects of their lives and Billy (as Christopher Robin) became a celebrity – much to his frustration and annoyance with the sack-loads of fan mail from around the world.

This film is the most upper-middleclass between-the-wars English representation I have seen in many years. Everything is so beautiful that at times you might think you are watching a tourist advertisement.

There is a great deal of sunlight through trees. But do not let that put you off.

The story is gripping and the

casting perfect – particularly Will Tilston as Billy and Kelly MacDonald as Olive, the nanny. Director Simon Curtis has captured the evolving relationship of father and young son

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through the periods of PTSD, “Quiet - Daddy’s working”, overwhelming fame and finally the Second World War. We learn late in the film that some soldiers, at a time of stress, sang the “Hums of Pooh” – with different words of course!

The viewer does not have to be familiar with the Pooh books to enjoy the film – but have a look at them anyway. There is much more to the stories than a teddy bear in a wood. And you will recognize the settings for the bear’s adventures.

Four stars.

Goodbye Christopher Robin opened at Luna Cinemas on 23rd November. ~oOo~ WONDER WHEEL Luna Cinemas Woody Allen Wonder s I left the cinema, I tried to encapsulate the experience in one word. The image that came to mind was “gritty”.

The film is set on the Coney Island beachfront and boardwalk of the 1950s. Nostalgic New York? It has to have been written and directed

by Woody Allen. It reprises his standard ideas – ordinary working people being pushed to extremes by poverty, ambition and pursuing gangsters.

However what takes this aboveaverage movie and elevates it to must-see status is the performance of Kate Winslet. This is best-actress Oscar-winning material.

The setting is certainly gritty. An overcrowded beach, amusement parks with rickety rides and dodgy sideshows, clam cafes and bars, fleapit movie houses showing James Stewart westerns.

The story revolves around five characters. Ginny (Kate) works as a waitress and has a teenage son who is a pyromaniac.

She is a failed actress who, in middle life, has little to look forward

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to. She is now married to Humpty (Jim Belushi) a carousel operator and they live in a small run-down apartment on the boardwalk next to the Wonder (Ferris) Wheel.

Humpty is a reformed alcoholic who has thrown out Carolina, the

a grim part of Victorian London, is visited by the ghosts of his former partner, Marley, and then of Christmas Past, Present and Yet-To-Be. He wakes up on Christmas morning determined to be a better man, sending gifts to those less

daughter from his previous marriage, for getting entangled with the mob.

The film opens with her turning up and seeking sanctuary. The fifth person is beach lifeguard Mickey (Justin Timberlake) who hopes to become a playwright in the mold of Eugene O’Neill. Ginny is having an affair with Mickey - until he is introduced to Carolina. As I said – gritty.

The characters are interesting, the story is absorbing, the cinematography excellent and Kate Winslet is magnificent.

Four stars.

Wonder Wheel opened at Luna Cinemas on 7th December.

fortunate.

The plot of The Man Who Invented Christmas follows the writing of the book.

Dickens is a famous novelist but his recent efforts have been less than overwhelming. This is much to the glee of other authors. His publishers have reduced his advances. He is trying to maintain a London house of some grandeur and the pennies are running out. Sadly he is also suffering from writers-block.

In a journey of utter predictability, Dickens encounters people who lead to the creation of Scrooge, Marley, Bob Cratchit and Tiny-Tim. Plus the ghosts. Watching the film is like playing bingo as we wait to encounter the next name and then cross it off.

Did Dickens really write the story in chronological order – not knowing what might happen next or which character might enter the narrative?

Although the cast and acting are first class (Dan Stevens is inspiring as Dickens), the problem seems to be pace. This should be a story about the creation and development of characters. And that takes time.

This film has the pace of a James Bond thriller in which people defined only in terms of simple stereotypes pop up and just as rapidly disappear.

The novella is a ghost story designed to be read aloud around the table after Christmas dinner.

Why not switch off the telly and try it this year? It still has the power to transform your life. Sadly the film is not up to the same glory.

Two stars.

~oOo~ THE MAN WHO INVENTED CHRISTMAS Luna Cinemas Yuletide Predictability he central thesis of this film (and the book of the same name by Les Standiford), is that prior to 1843, the British celebration of Christmas was a much quieter affair and that a single novella, A Christmas Carol

by Charles Dickens transformed the holiday into a time of philanthropy.

The thesis is plausible but this portrayal is “Bah, humbug”.

The book, of course, is one of the great classics of western literature.

Even those who have not read it have probably seen one of the many films and cartoons derived from it.

It was published on December 19th and by Christmas Eve it had sold out. It has never been out of print.

The story is straightforward. A miser by the name of Scrooge, in

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COMMUNITY NEW PRESIDENT ALISON CRIDGE

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ecently the Swan Valley & Regional Winemakers Association held their Annual General Meeting and a new President was elected – Yuri Berns, Winemaker from Sittella.

Yuri started his career in winemaking in 2004 and graduated from Curtin University in oenology and viticulture in 2011. He has worked in Margaret River, Napa Valley, Champagne and now the Swan Valley.

His passion is making and producing sparkling wines of fruit purity combined with subtle complexity.

He takes over from John Griffiths, Winemaker from Faber Vineyard who is rotating off from the President’s role but will remain on the executive committee.

The Association is the voice of the local wine industry to Government, Industry and affiliate bodies and their primary purpose is to keep their members informed.

The Association’s mission is to represent, support and assist the winemakers of the Swan Valley by showcasing the regions premium wines in consultation with key stakeholders of the region.

The Swan Valley is Western Australia’s oldest wine region and has a reputation for its fine wine whilst retaining its unique cultural heritage and rural ambience.

What makes a visit to the Swan Valley’s wineries special is the chance to meet the owners and winemakers and to taste wines only available at the cellar door.

The Swan Valley is one of the only wine regions within a thirty minute drive of a major capital city, anywhere in the world.

Over forty vineyards are spread throughout this fertile region. The Swan Valley celebrated 180 years of winemaking in 2014.

COMMUNITY THEATRE THEATRE WITH GORDON

(Colleen Hopkins) is calling for her three daughters, Raelene (Colleen Bradford), Charlene (Fiona Forster) and the young, surprise baby, Darlene (Jenna McGougan-Shaw) to help.

Having been abandoned by her husband, and with virtually no business, life is tough. The opening song, ‘Another Bloody Day at Cocky’s Crossing’ spells out the mood of the place.

In the corner of the bar sits the local garage mechanic, young and handsome, John Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.

(Sam Tilbrook) who is playing

- Helen K eller dominoes with Tuckerbox (John Gwilym), an old fella who has THE JUNGLE BOOK - THE MUSICAL spent years searching for a lost ocky’s Crossing is an hilarious comedy treasure trove of gold. Into the set to music. It is the third of four plays bar strides Davo (Alan Shaw), a written by Mundaring resident, actor and Isabella Bourgalt, (Maria) models one of the revhead who thinks of himself author, Max Harvey. costumes as the town’s sex symbol, Over the years, Max has starred in but with only Tuckerbox as around forty plays at the Garrick. Although woman, Maria (Isabella Bourgalt). competition, he could be correct. writtenthirty years ago, this musical is still Can there be any hope or

The sound of a bus can be as fresh and topical as ever, with fun lyrics future for the residents of Cocky’s heard drawing up. Into the bar and eighteen catchy tunes.

Crossing? strolls the tour operator, Bill This Garrick Theatre Club production With more than a dozen catchy (Graham Miles) followed by a group was seen at the Garrick Theatre, 16 Meadow melodies, and fun lyrics this show shone of foreign tourists, seeing the real Street, in Guildford until 9th December. from the opening. outback. There is the loud American The scene is a pub beyond the black The director is one of WA’s best, Susan (Kerry Goode), the demure English stump in the north of WA about the midVincent. Although there is a large cast, lady (Marsha Holt) 1960s Susan has managed to keep the actors and a rough Aussie Robert Vincent’s moving, so that the small stage did not look lass (Barbara outstanding set overcrowded.

Brown). is in the style of a She had a wonderful selection of actors, Just as Wild West bar, with all of whom sang at some point; some not the daughters corrugated walls only surprised me with the quality of their are serving the and a tin roof – a voices, but I suspect may have surprised hot and sweaty horrendous material themselves too. travellers, to work with, but Sometimes a weak singer may be another couple worth it. There are slightly withdrawn with their delivery, arrive. A decorous, two or three tables but in this show everyone just ‘went for it’, young blonde, with three chairs at giving it full strength and the result was Mary Baxter each. delightful.

(Megan West) and A staircase leads After all, this is an outback hotel so her respectable up to the bedrooms. operatic voices would seem out of place – English father, There is a jarrah bar except for the fictional Maria, as she could Alfred (Les Lee) with a blackboard be (and was) as perfect a singer as Mary gasp at the décor displaying the wanted. as they enter. finest of fare – pie The choreographer was the Alf announces and chips 1/6d. Rob multitalented, Kerry Goode, who was to Marlene was assisted in the assisted in the many styles of dancing – construction by R.J. Director Susan Vincent and playwright that he has just from Riverdance to Charleston – by Colleen purchased the Max Harvey Smolders and Roy Bradford and Isabella Bourgalt. The hotel from her exPhillips. The bush performers seemed at home with all of the husband, and is scenes depicted in the artwork are courtesy techniques, giving flawless presentations. now the proud owner. of Carol Keppler.

The wardrobe mistresses, Jackie Within minutes, Mary is Geoff Hall and Edi Boross created a Campbell and Narelle Borbely produced bored, and so settles down in the most effective lighting plan, with the odd plain cotton dresses with paper nylon corner to write another one of special effect. petticoats, through to sumptuous 1920s her imagination packed tales. As Terry Brown was the stage manager, numbers and colourful Mexican. The old usual, the story revolves around her and was assisted by Marion West and Anne larrikan’s beige number, to the trouper’s environment, a historical event or a Templeman both on stage, and in acquiring uniform. A massive amount of work. book she has just read – naturally, the vast selection of props covering a Musical director, Kendra Smith had to with her alter ego, Maria in the couple of centuries. guide the large cast through several genres leading role, but as a slimmer, dark

The outback hotel’s manager including ballads, country and western, haired and outgoing, desirable – and general dog’s body – Marlene then with a love song for good measure.

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Kendra also accompanied the performers on electric keyboard, with just the correct level of volume and a few effects thrown in.

The sad thing is that this brilliant, guaranteed audience-puller seems to have sat for decades untouched. This really is the ideal show for community theatres looking for a drawcard to boost their attendances.

This show is energy packed, vibrant fun, highly recommended, however the season was almost sold out from the first day.

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JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH James and the Giant Peach was written in 1961 by eccentric British author, Roald Dahl. This fun adaptation for stage was by

Richard R. George, a friend who adapted most of the Dahl favourites. This version was further adapted by David Wood.

In 1942, when Squadron Leader Dahl met CS Forrester, author of ‘Captain Hornblower’, he was inspired to try writing.

This air ace and British spy penned his wartime adventures, shortly followed by a children’s story; and so an era began.

This much-loved book was adapted into a film of the same name in 1996.

The KADS Youth Group presented this ninety minute, lively show. They were recent winners of a Youthfest award with their production of Rabbit.

Set: A small door is in front of the curtains.

An audience member is invited to knock on it. The curtains open. At each side of the stage, sit the clear spoken and beguiling narrators, Jana Haering and Imogen Bates.

Behind then is a withered, struggling peach tree.

Scene: It is 1970 in England. Initially, centre stage, there is a 1.5 metre peach. Then we are taken inside the peach, where on tiered seating are all of James’ friends. There are

numerous wonderful props, ranging from sharks and seagulls, to an accurate ‘model’ of the Queen Mary. An eye-catching set built by co-designer Geoff Rumsey, Bill Weighell, Peter Gale, Paul Hodges, and Richard Woolman.

Joy Miles was the lighting designer, and Monique Lewitt and Lindsay Goodwin were in charge of the sound. The techs for the show’s run were Mark Ramsey, Les Marshall, Dave Rimmer, Nathaniel Bates, and Stephen Marr.

The show was stage manged by Monique Lewitt, and assisted by her crew of Fletcher Roberts, Caitlyn Moloney,

Shauntelle LewittWilloughby, Candice Mountford, and Kate Rimmer. This crew helped Tania Rutley and Christine Ellis construct the props, with Barbara Gabathuler and Mariel Howard also adding superb artistic qualities to the set and props.

The curtains open, and the enthusiastic, New York tour guide (Isla Howard) welcomes us. She shows us a strange house in Central Park, and the narrators begin to tell us the story behind it. Whilst on holiday in London with his mother (Larnaka Wilkinson) and father (Marik Gabathuler), a boy called James Henry Trotter (Leo Rimmer) visited the zoo, where a rhinoceros killed his parents. As shown on TV, by a reporter (Alex Campbell) who was quickly on the scene.

James went to live in Dover with his horrible aunts, Spiker (Lilliana Lewitt-Willoughby) and Sponge (Caitlyn Rutley) being treated as slave labour until he was nine years old. One day, an old man (Isla Howard) gives him a bag of glowing crocodile tongues. When James drops them they fall under the peach tree. Within days, the tree has a massive peach growing on it, and 29

so his aunts make a fortune selling tickets to people wishing to see the wonder.

James crawls into a hole in the side of the peach, and meets several new friends. There is a punk centipede (Sienna freeman) that has a boot fetish. An old grasshopper (Amalia Lewitt-Willoughby) and a blind earthworm (Marik Gabathuler) are considered the wise men of the group. They point out how everyone has a purpose in life. The smart ladybird (Bella Freeman) tells how she eats the aphids on fruit.

At times it could be dark inside the peach, but thanks to the luminescent tail of Glow Worm (Evie Madeleine), life went on. The peach rolled down a hill and into the sea; thankfully, S p i d e r (Annabel Wolstenholme) hooked her web threads to seagulls and a passing liner.

Within hours, the liner landed in New York where a young girl, dressed in red (Tiffany Ramsey), welcomed the ship’s First Officer (Elliot Rimmer) and the giant peach. But what will happen to James and his friends?

This is definitely a show for children, even as young as six and upwards. For some children it was their first theatre show, and their faces glowed. The cast mingled in the audience and the kids were even more mesmerised by the highly inventive and delightful costumes. These were beautifully designed, and tailored to a very high standard by Rebecca Jagot, Candice Mountford, Monique Lewitt and the parents.

The musical director and composer, Monique Lewitt, had the children singing with all of their hearts; amazingly there were no silent mouths moving. The facial expressions matched the words, and performers oozed warmth. Narrator Jana Haering gave a delightful solo on the tenor ukulele, accompanied at times by Grasshopper Amalia on violin.

With no adult on stage to guide or prompt, often there can be problems, yet in this show, every single actor gave a performance of which to be proud. In fact the pace, delivery and clarity of the voices out-shone several adult shows that I have seen this year. Very well directed and acted.

So much talent, and with quite a few names to watch for in the future. Well done to all concerned.

THEATRE

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN - REVIEW final offering for 2017 from the Black Tby heSwan Theatre Company is an adaptation Jack Thorne of Swedish novelist John

Ajvide Lindqvist's Lüt Den Rätte Komma In (Let the Right One In).

It's no spoiler to say this is a play about

DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE of innovation and invention with blood effects that are truly disturbing, snow flakes falling, a silver birch forest and rough concrete.

So compelling were the effects that the action felt like an excuse for them, rather

vampires - or one specific vampire in particular.

Ordinarily this might be the denouement, but here it seems to be pretty much background. If you didn't guess the photo in the programme of the actress playing Eli (Sophia Forrest) dripping blood while crouched over a body kind of hints.

The story is very simple - boy meets girl, girl turns out to be vampire, everyone lives happily ever after except for those that die.

I confess freely that I have not read the book, either in the original Swedish, nor in translation, nor have I seen the original Swedish movie made from the novel, but unless a whole amount of the plot was left out of the playscript the plot is far from complex.

To make up for the simplicity of the plot, the staging is incredibly complex and impressive, designed by experienced set designer Bruce McKinven, who has an impressive resume and whose work on this set is outstanding.

The set is on three levels, roughly in the form of an apartment block, but flexible enough in outline to be a block of flats, a school, a forest, a hospital, a swimming pool and a sweet shop. Practical enough for actors to climb up, dance on and murder in.

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than an enhancement of the action and characterisation development.

The acting, with the exception of WAAPA graduate Sophia Forrest never rose much above workmanlike, paling somewhat by comparison with Ms Forrest who was amazing as Eli, the blood drinker.

Ian Michael as Oscar was convincing as a bullied lad of indeterminate age and the scenes where he was tormented were among the most discomforting and compelling.

My companion. who is not a regular play-goer, came up with the theory that the director (Clare Watson) deliberately made Eli more vivid and alive than the rest by way of heightened contrast. It's an interesting thought.

The locus of the play has been transferred to Australia (going by the accents) but the setting of a frigid climate, snow and bleakness has been retained, which makes it a trifle disconcerting as it snows so seldom in Perth.

All in all, a thought-provoking and impressive production that should have audiences talking for a while.

The title of the play refers to the superstition that vampires cannot enter a home uninvited.

Let The Right One In ran at the Heath Ledger Theatre, William Street, Northbridge until the 3rd December.

Recommended.

ENTERTAINMENT

HYPERLINK 2018 - SNEAK PREVIEW

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erth’s best boutique all-ages festival is back in 2018 with a huge line-up of scorching hot local and national talent.

HyperFest is set to take over Midland Oval once again on Saturday 24th February from 12pm-9pm, with three talent-packed main stages and loads of entertainment.

The first announcement (in alphabetical order) features Arno Faraji, Carmouflage Rose, Carla Geneve, Columbus, Cursed Earth, Dear Seattle, Feels, Glass Wave, Heaps Good Friends, In Hearts Wake, Introvert, Maddy Jane, POW! Negro, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Raksha, Sly Withers, Tired Lion, WAAX and Winter Corner.

Byron Bay’s In Hearts Wake have been changing minds and lives since 2012 and with fourth album Ark they are looking to inspire change like never before.

Released in 2017 via UNFD, Ark pays homage to the past and signals a bright new future for conscious heavy music with the band partnering up with Tangaroa Blue for We Are Waterborne: An In Hearts Wake Initiative to lead a series of clean-ups along of some of the most polluted waterways on the east coast of Australia.

Fronted by the enigmatic Sophie Hopes, Tired Lion's infectious melodies, which are strewn throughout their 2017 debut record Dumb Days, are brought forth with raw honesty and intensity, calling back to the rich tradition of strong Australian front women. Their fresh take Concluded from page 11 ...

Katinka was the most successful Cadet on the Australian Team having fought seven fights in Europe in seven days.

Taekwondo at this level is a self-funded sport and for Katinka to further improve and gain experience she must travel and compete overseas as well as travel to train in other countries when the opportunity arises.

The next competitions are in March in Malaysia, Holland and Belgium and she is hoping to attend all three with her coach and her trainer.

She will be training hard throughout the school holidays to ensure she gives herself the best chance she can at being successful overseas.

Katinkas ultimate goal is to represent Australia at the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris.

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Withers and Winter Corner will be joining the festival’s line-up on the day and applications are still open to join the huge second line-up announcement, due in early January,” he said.

“Local DJs will also be on the decks all day in the silent disco, with DJ applications open now.”

HyperFest 2018 will also feature a sideshow alley market, live art battles, gourmet food vans, water slides, photo booth, games, merchandise and a signing tent for all of your favourite artists.

Midland/Guildford Ward Councillor, Mark Elliott said HyperFest 2018 continued to be Perth’s biggest and best drug, smoke and alcohol-free all-ages festival.

Arno Faraji

“The event is run by the young people in the Hyper Team, for young people, so it has something for everyone,” he said.

The festival, presented by Drug Aware, is an all-ages (over twelve) drug, smoke and alcohol free event and would not be possible without the support of so many organisations, including Drug Aware, Healthway, RAC, Lotterywest, Midland Gate Shopping Centre, and Moshtix.

For more information check out www.hyperfest.com.au or www.facebook.com/ HyperFestival Presale tickets are now available now from www.arep.co/p/hyperIn Heart’s Wake 2018-presale/

Tickets will be on 90’s nostalgia will ring both true and loudly available from www.moshtix.com.au for $39 to the ears.

Seventeen-year-old Arno Faraji’s rise to plus a booking fee. success following his triple j Unearthed High win (for his song destiny’s) can only be described as meteoric and he’s only just finished his year Twelve exams.

A huge array of upcoming talent will also join In Hearts Wake from interstate, with Carmouflage Rose (QLD), Columbus (QLD), Dear Seattle (NSW), Heaps Good Friends (SA), Introvert (NSW), Maddy Jane (TAS) and WAAX (QLD) all set to visit Hyper for the first time.

City of Swan Mayor David Lucas said local Western Australia artists would also get the chance to shine.

“The HyperFest team is excited to announce that Carla Geneve, Cursed Earth, Feels, Glass Wave, POW! Negro, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Raksha, Sly Winter Garden

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THEATRE THE FRINGE IS BACK FOR 2018!

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uick quiz - what runs from 26 January to 25 February 2018, features more than 750 events at 130 venues all over the Perth metro area and is the third biggest in the world?

Yes! It’s Perth Fringe World Festival and it’s back for 2018.

The Festival is produced by Artrage Inc, a Not-For-Profit cultural organisation and charity that has been at the forefront of enriching and evolving the creative arts and culture of Western Australia since 1983.

Last year a staggering The Pleasure Garden (Photograph by Johannes Reinhart) 750,000 people attended events across Perth seeing nearly 5,000 individual performances. creative talents. Longhurst is a member www.fringeworld.com.au of improvising troupe The Big HOO-HAA! This year the main hub venues will be and Mess is an award-winning playwright, Fringe Central; The Pleasure Garden on performer, and director. Both are State

James Street; The Showman’s Fair (with Theatresports Champions! lots of $5 events); The Ice Cream Factory; Sense and Spontaneity is a The Palace Society (a collection of eight collaboration between both performers, venues in Murray Street); Freo Royale (ten and stage manager/narrator, Amanda Ash, iconic venues in Fremantle); Leedypalooza; and has enjoyed multiple sell-out seasons His Majesty’s Theatre, The Lucky Cat at the at festivals across WA. Perth Town Hall and The Pickled Swan at Another group making a welcome Midland. return is Briefs with their new show Close Collectively these venues will host Encounters - The seven-strong force will more than seven hundred individual events test the limits of masculinity, taste and by artistes from all over the world - many decency. new and innovative, and many returning Combining their signature interfavourites. Favourites such as Sense And disciplinary style of circus, drag, Spontaneity - presented by Umbrella burlesque and comedy, expect to be

teleported through interstellar aerials, galactic glamour, incredible artistry, feather dancing, hoop-twirling, birdcage contortions and warped speed strippers from outer space.

Prepare yourselves for a very close encounter with the Briefs boys!

Imogen Kelly - the Queen of Burlesque returns with Herstory - The Leading ladies, a fun and sexy exposé of Western history’s most notoriously illwritten femmes.

Jess and Esther in Sense and Spontaneity

Works Inc. Esther Longhurst and Jess Mess are two of Perth’s premier improvisers and

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Herstory is a satirical striptease at it’s most outrageous. Herstory features comedy, narrative, song, dance, aerials, magic, short films, puppetry, cake desecration, sumptuous costumes and glorious displays of abandonment in a comedic celebration of outlandish women in power.

Garner’s youth. Growing up is hard enough — now imagine doing it as an American citizen trapped in Nazi Germany during World War II. That was the real-life situation of Eleanor Ramrath Garner whose acclaimed autobiography has now been adapted by her grand- daughter into a riveting onewoman show. Eleanor’s Story: An American Girl in Hitler’s Germany traces Eleanor’s path from the U.S. to Germany, where her family moved in pursuit of work during the Depression.

But when war breaks out as they’re crossing the Atlantic, they can’t return home and instead endure hunger, Fascist oppression and bombings in Berlin.

Eleanor tries to maintain her American identity as she feels herself pulled into the turbulent life roiling around her.

Desperately hoping for an Allied victory, Eleanor must first survive the Nazis... and then the terrors of the Soviet occupancy.

Light in Her Eye: Anoush tries to decide what to wear to a fancy dress party. By trying on different clothes she explores her identity. She has always felt like an outsider.

Winners of the Dance award at both the Adelaide and Perth Fringe, Djuki Mala are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a pep in your step as their enthusiasm, joy and explosive-energy wow audiences with a celebration of dance, storytelling and culture.

Since their WA Premiere and hugely successful Summer Festivals tour, Djuki Mala have presented sold out performances at the Sydney Opera House and at their premiere Edinburgh Festival Fringe season, which was an unprecedented success.

Djuki Mala performer Baykali Ganambarr says: “Our show tells the genesis of Djuki Mala, in a way that challenges the western anthropological view of First Nations culture.

“We do this with our humour, our dance, our story and our culture. It’s alive, it’s living, breathing, ever changing and evolving. Rooted in 75,000 years of ancestral knowledge. We take our culture out of the museum and place it very firmly in the 21st century - with a bit of circus and bling!”

Anoush realises that she has spent her entire life searching for her identity, uncomfortable with the social culture that NEW SHOWS Eleanor’s Story is an adaptation of she has been raised in but distanced from the autobiography of Eleanor Ramrath a heritage that she never knew. Written by WA poet and playwright Louise Helfgott, this is a look at how we try on different identities to fit into society.

Soup is a one act play that explores an issue considered to be greatly divisive and sensitive. This exploration is carried out by the main character of Chelsea and a series of interactions with her older sister Lisa, her sister-in-law Jess, and roommate Kim. All these interactions take place in Chelsea’s home.

What the audiences get to see with these interactions is a mix of loving, nasty and politically charged reactions towards Chelsea’s secret. The play uses the twist of an all-male cast to represent the female 33

characters.

This gender-bender of the characters aims to highlight how in today’s world, an issue that is important and very personal is still generally handled and controlled by people who will never have to consider their personal health when it comes to these issues. “Because Men are the only ones with the right to talk about Women’s bodies.”

Two of the non-drag ‘ladies’ of the cast of Soup

Soup is a play that intends to create an environment in which all audience members can find their place in a conversation inspired by this learning experience.

The taboo subject of the play may be confronting to some audience members, but if the arts don’t make people face their convictions head on, then what’s the point?

Written & Directed by emerging artist Ana Neves, watch as she directs other emerging artists in the lively social satire that is Soup.

All these and many, many more are on offer this January and February is one of the most exciting line-ups we have ever seen in this, the sixth year of Perth Fringe World.

If you love good theatre, stimulating, thought-provoking drama, amazing performing arts and a good night out, do yourself a favour and go to the website www.fringeworld.com.au and look at the huge array of options.

FRINGE GIFT VOUCHERS

Don’t settle for boring stocking fillers this year. Trust Fringe and give them a Gift Voucher to Perth’s favourite festival, Fringe World!

Give your family and mates the best experience with a Fringe World Gift Voucher so they can join in the fun when the Festival kicks off on 26 January.

Gift Vouchers start from $25, perfect for a Secret Santa, or go higher and treat someone to a big Fringe Binge!

You can purchase an E-Voucher for delivery straight to their inbox right up ‘til the big day - the perfect workplace or last minute family gift.

FINANCE BITCOIN STEVE BLIZARD

Will the hot new digital currency survive? itcoin was created about a decade ago Bcurrencies. as an alternative to government-issued As the transactions in this virtual currency exchange allow anonymity, it is popular with people who want to keep their financial activity, and their identities, confidential.

The digital coins are created by so-called “miners”, who operate computer farms that verify other users’ transactions by solving complex mathematical puzzles.

These miners receive bitcoin in exchange.

With supply limited to twenty-one million, so far, around 16.7 million bitcoins have been released into the system, with 12.5 new “coins” released roughly every ten minutes.

Bitcoin can be converted to cash when deposited into accounts at prices set in online trading.

Whereas Bitcoin and other virtual currencies were initially used primarily as a method of payment, in recent months they have become a hot speculative investment.

Bitcoin is far from the only “cryptocurrency”.

There are now far more than 1000 rivals, according to trade website Coinmarketcap.

SPECULATIVE BUBBLE

If you had bought $US1000 of bitcoin at the beginning of 2013, and, assuming you could find a buyer, you would now be sitting on a profit of $US80 million.

Many people consider bitcoin to be more of a speculative commodity than a currency because of its volatility, increasingly high transaction fees, and the fact that relatively few merchants accept it.

Neil Wilson, a senior market analyst at ETX Capital in London, says bitcoin is

“following the playbook for a speculative bubble to the letter”.

“There are no fundamentals or technicals that explain this other than it being a massive speculative bubble.” he said.

At the time of writing, Bitcoin had risen about $US11,000, but later dropping by 20 percent in just a few hours.

The steep rise in the price of bitcoin this year has divided the financial community on their merits and whether or when the value might come crashing back down.

Energy drain The cypto-currency mining computers require a vast amount of energy to run.

A recent estimate by tech news site, Motherboard, put the energy cost of a single bitcoin transaction at 215 kilowatthours, assuming that there are around 300,000 bitcoin transactions a day.

That's almost the energy as the average American household consumes over an entire week.

The bitcoin mining industry consumes 22.5 TWh of energy annually, which equates to approximately 13.2 million barrels of oil.

To put this in perspective, the total energy consumption of the world’s Bitcoin mining activities is more than 40 times greater than that required to power the entire Visa network.

With investors constantly looking for new ways to gain competitive advantage in this space, the best way to achieve this is by cutting the energy costs of mining the coins.

This has seen some of the computer mining operations relocate to countries with low energy costs, such as Iceland.

insiders, with few having been recovered.

That's more than $US10 billion in losses, at current exchange rates.

While illegal activity is falling, about a third of the 106 million bitcoin users are using the anonymous digital currency for nefarious activities, according to the research titled, Sex, Drugs and Bitcoin, written by Sean Foley, Talis Putnins and Jonathan Karlsen.

TRANSACTION COSTS

Compared with fiat currencies, transaction costs are the biggest problem with Bitcoin.

Painfully inconvenient, Bitcoin is an expensive means of payment.

It operates similar to Uber's surge pricing, except that the user sets the fee based on how long they’re prepared to wait for the financial transaction to go through.

Bitcoin debit card can be used anywhere the cards are accepted, but the fees charged, on top of the Bitcoin transaction fees, are generally higher than with bankbased cards.

There is a notable group of merchants and customers willing to put up with Bitcoin's inconveniences, primary American marijuana dispensaries and pot users.

Dark Web markets for harder drugs, guns and other restricted items also prefer to use Bitcoin, and, despite a recent crackdown the virtual currency still holds an appeal for Chinese investors trying to bypass their country's currency restrictions.

William Dudley, president and chief executive of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, said bitcoin is “more of a speculative activity” than a currency.

“I would be pretty cautionary about it. I think that it’s not a stable store of value,” he is reported as saying.

“I would be, at this point, pretty sceptical ILLEGAL ACTIVITY of bitcoin,” he added.

More than 980,000 bitcoins have been Commenting on the idea that the Fed stolen from exchanges, either by hackers or could potentially offer its own digital currencies, he said: “I think at this point it’s really very premature to be talking about the Federal Reserve offering digital currencies, but it is something we are starting to think about.”

BLOCKCHAIN REVOLUTION

Elmer Funke Kupper, former chief executive of the ASX, says that the revolutionary aspect is Blockchain, the backbone that makes the exchange of bitcoins between individuals possible without a central ledger that records who owns what bitcoins.

Today, most experts refer to the technology as a "distributed ledger".

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s you build and develop your networks – action initiated by a communication, a whichever way you choose to do so (and human contact or a physical or sensory we have covered a lot of options in past interaction. columns) – we get to know you better. We Each touchpoint is a message that get to know each other better. literally "touches" a customer in some But how much thought are you putting way. Collectively, touchpoints create the in to what you are putting out? How customer's experience. effective are you in building my idea of What are the touchpoints your network you – and how quickly do I come around to will encounter when getting to know you – knowing you, liking you, and trusting you so on their journey towards buying ‘you’? This that we can do business?

Everyone has a Personal Brand – you can’t escape it – so you may as well embrace it. Your Personal Brand is best described as whatever someone says about you after you have left the room.

It’s your reputation –the impression you make – your mark. In business, it also contributes a touchpoint in the journey towards getting to do business with you, to refer you, to know, like and trust you.

Knowing you are the brand – it’s important Networking can also be fun as well as profitable to realise you have (Photo by S Attwood) a responsibility to understand the ‘customer experience’ can result in a referral, invitation to quote you offer. Just as a shop front or product or even a sale. creates, analyses and understands their This may be distinct however, from customer’s experience of them – the same their decision to buy your product or applies when you are the brand. service. Buying into you is big part of that How do people experience you? What process however, and one that is too often do they take away? Just as importantly overlooked. though – what do they tell others.

So what are the touchpoints you offer It’s often quoted that it takes six to eight currently and what can you consider? ‘touchpoints’ to turn a curious lead into Following is by no means a someone ready to make a buying decision. comprehensive list, but It’ll get you started.

"Touchpoint Guru" Hank Brigman Your intro – your BBQ pitch – your defines a touchpoint as an influential elevator pitch – your spiel – all contribute

A distributed ledger allows all those who trade in an asset class to agree on the ownership of the assets in near real-time, without a single ledger that is centrally maintained.

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Distributed ledger technology has the potential to strip billions of dollars from administration costs.

For equity markets, it should allow for share trade settlement to occur in near real-time, rather than having to wait two days for settlement.

This explains why several exchanges, including our own ASX, are looking at distributed ledger technology to replace ageing central depositories such as CHESS. Elmer Kupper says the backbone technology and its value to consumers is real. He believes the technology will survive, but Bitcoin as a digital "currency", will not.

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towards one or more touchpoints. What feedback have you had on your ability explain what you do or the problem you solve? How effective is your introduction when it comes to creating curiosity and conversation?

Online profiles such as LinkedIn must be up to date. More than just a online resume – they can really give depth to your experience.

Google yourself – what will your network find? Does the search return see you in the best possible light? Is it relevant to your current business?

Your personal sense of style.

Uniforms or free style – your appearance speaks volumes. Do you look the part? Is how you look relevant?

Have you ever really given it much thought? It can also be that the clothes are not always the issue – but rather it’s the way they make us feel. Feeling confident can be seen from a distance.

Do you sound the part? Your tone, volume, grasp of grammar – all contribute to your Personal Brand.

How others speak about you is also a touchpoint – social proof and confirmation that you are as awesome as your marketing says you are. The opinions of others carry more weight than what we say about ourselves. It sounds simple enough – but are we aware enough of this impact?

As much as it’s a touchpoint – it’s also the foundation of Personal Brand.

I wrote a few months ago about how we can know of you before we meet you. This month we are looking at how we can know you before, during and after meeting you.

It’s a journey and the touch points are like signposts. I need them to point me in the right direction – and you should make it so!

SWAN VALLEY AND REGIONAL NETWORK HAVE YOUR SAY

ANNUAL ELECTORS MEETING

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his is your opportunity to stand up and support community on issues of UV to GRV Rating Methods by City of Swan.

For any reason – statements – ask questions – lodge motions – petitions.

The meeting will take place at 5:00pm for 5.30pm start on the 12th December 2017 Tuesday (to be confirmed) at the Old Midland Court House – Midland (behind the Library) next to the Park.

issues in the community.

The AEM can be used for any reason in most cases so that staff can research and give an appropriate response – you can lodge your motion to the City of Swan before the AEM to the CEO Mike Foley.

While this is not essential it does make it easier for the City Of Swan.

Think carefully of outcomes that will be successful to yourself or the whole community of City of Swan.

MOTIONS · I am lodging several myself –if unable · Give a short summary to attend I will have someone read the · Simple Language – a motion can be motions and organise a seconder lodged in more than one part · Please send to me your motions or · Must be seconded queries via SVRN and I will publish for all Note: Motion seconded at This is a tool that can achieve AEMs do not mean that they results – do not waste the will be automatically by default opportunity recommended at Council. · In terms of the rating issue – What it does mean? – that all Support Cr Charlie Zannino so motions will be supported and in turn he can support you at seconded to go to a separate Council agenda item in due course.

Turn up not in crowds The item will be researched of people but waves of the – reported – and it may be that community and the City Of Swan questions by the City Of Swan and councillors will be aware of staff to clarify further highlight the community’s views.

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he City of Swan has developed a ‘Draft Youth Strategy’ to help plan and cater for its young people, into the future.

The strategy, which has been developed in partnership with young people, key agencies and service providers, is now out for public comment and the community is encouraged to have a say.

City of Swan Mayor David Lucas said the development of youth services, initiatives and responses was becoming increasingly important for the City.

“The City of Swan is a ‘young’ local government area, with young people representing approximately 19% of the City’s population,” he said.

“So, we want to make sure we have a plan in place that recognises and responds to their needs and establishes the role of the City in the planning, development, facilitation and provision of youth services,” he said.

Pearce Ward Councillor Patty Jones said the draft strategy also aimed to build the capacity of young people to engage in, contribute to and influence the community over the next twenty years.

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TOODYAY ROAD UPGRADES

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oodyay Road carries up to 6,000 vehicles per day and a significant percentage of these are heavy vehicles.

Last year, $10 million from the State Government’s Road Trauma Trust Account was invested in upgrading five intersections on Toodyay Road through Gidgegannup.

In 2017-18, we plan to upgrade a further two sections of Toodyay Road with funding from the Road Trauma Trust Account.

The first project will upgrade the 2.4km of Toodyay Road between Country and Reen roads, including the Stoneville and Reen Road intersections.

The second will widen Toodyay Road between O’Brien and Country roads and upgrade the intersections at O’Brien and Roland roads.

The Road Trauma Trust Account collects its funds from speed and red light camera infringements. This funding is then allocated to road safety projects and initiatives that will help prevent the types of crashes that cause serious injury or death.

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Construction is expected to commence in early 2018 and be completed by mid2018.

During the roadworks there will be speed restrictions and traffic management on Toodyay Road, with one lane maintained in each direction at all times.

There will be side road closures on Stoneville Road and Reen Road.

The dates and detours of these will be advertised on-site.

PROJECT SCOPE

Toodyay Road between Country and Reen roads: · Dedicated left and right-turning pockets on Toodyay Road at the intersections of Stoneville and Reen roads · Left and right-turn lanes on Stoneville and Reen roads at Toodyay Road · Relocation and extension of the westbound passing lane on Toodyay Road to the west of Stoneville Road · Improvements to the Old Toodyay Road rest area on the northern side of Toodyay Road · Widening of Toodyay Road to include LATEST NEWS 1.5m sealed shoulders We have called tenders for these two · Street lighting at the Stoneville and packages of work. In December 2017, our Reen road intersections to meet current contractors will start clearing vegetation Australian standards. to make way for the roadworks.

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roads: · 1 km of widening on Toodyay Road between O’Brien Road and Country Road to provide 1.5 m sealed shoulders · Dedicated left and right-turning pockets on Toodyay Road at the intersections of Roland and O’Brien · Left and right-turn lanes on Roland and O’Brien roads at Toodyay Road · Safety barriers on Toodyay and O’Brien roads · Street lighting at the intersections to meet current Australian standards.

ENVIRONMENT

We have optimised the design for this project where possible to protect existing trees and included additional barriers to allow pockets of vegetation to be retained.

This has significantly reduced the number of trees to be removed for the works.

We have also followed a stringent environmental approval process to minimise clearing and gain the required approvals.

Any vegetation removed for the works will be mulched and re-used on site. h ttps : / / pr oj e c t. ma i nr o ads. w a. go v. au/home/eastmetropolitan/Pages/ toodyayroad.aspx

SWAN VALLEY AND REGIONAL NETWORK TWILIGHT TASTINGS SASHA JONES

Providore – open until 6pm. Free chocolate tastings with wine tastings and 15% off first bottle of wine purchased. Six pack wine deals also available.

Olive Farm Wines – open until 6pm. Buy a bottle of fortified wine from the cellar door between 5pm-6pm on on any of the Twilight Tasting Fridays and receive a free box of port sippers (two pack) valued at $15. *One per customer, must purchase from cellar door.

Edgecombe Brothers – Open until 9pm.

Buy three bottles of wine get the fourth one free. Friday night is also burger night so make a night of it (see review on page 8).

Kitchen closes at 8pm.

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wilight Tastings is a new initiative by a select group of Swan Valley cellar doors, designed to encourage people to pop through for a relaxing wine on a Friday afternoon on the way home, and pick up your wine for the weekend of festivities!

Make the Swan Valley your ‘Knock Off, Stop Off’ during December and support local!

Held over four Fridays including December 1, 8, 15 and 22, each winery has a tailored tasting experience and an Concluded from the previous page ...

“Young people are our future so we need a strategy that helps to ensure they have the resources they need to grow up safe, healthy, happy and resilient and are provided the opportunities and skills they need to learn, work, and engage with the community,” she said.

The Draft Youth Strategy is available for public comment until January 15, 2018 and can be viewed at the City of Swan Administration Centre in Midland, at the City’s libraries or on the City’s website at www.swan.wa.gov.au/haveyoursay.

Written comments should contain the reference Youth Strategy Submissions and can either be emailed to the City at swan@ swan.wa.gov.au or posted to the City at City of Swan, PO Box 196, Midland WA 6936.

Feedback received by the City will be used to inform the final draft strategy, which will go to Council for approval next year.

For more information contact the City on 9267 9267 or visit the City’s website: www.swan.wa.gov.au.

Funk Cider – Open until 8pm. For each week in December Funk will be releasing a exclusive offer, as follows: new limited edition cider that will only be available for Twilight Tastings.

Garbin Estate Wines – open until 7pm. Take away squealers will also be They’re offering cheese and crackers available with a 10% discount off the during tasting at cellar doors and 10 – 15% special cider released on that night. Urban discount on wine sales from 4 – 7pm. food mafia will be open serving food specials until 7pm.

Harris Organic Wines – open until 6pm.

If you mention the promotion there is 10% Little River – Open until 6.30. Free wine off all bottle sales. Bookings are essential tasting, buy twelve bottles and get one for pizzas after 6pm. As this is a working free. And ask them about their Christmas farm, adults only please. specials!

INSTANT ASSET WRITE OFF ELLA CAHILL

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lose to 300,000 Australian small businesses have taken advantage of the Liberal Government’s instant asset writeoff according to 2015-16 tax office data, including 33,750 in Western Australia, Federal Member for Pearce, Christian Porter said.

“The instant asset write-off is directly helping small businesses increase their bottom lines and improve cash flow which means more investment and job creation in our community,” Mr Porter said.

“In 2015-16, 2,685 businesses in our local community used the instant asset write-off. This means more money in the pockets of small businesses in Pearce so they can grow their businesses, employ workers and pay them more.

“That is why the Liberal Government increased the per-asset threshold of the instant asset write-off from $1,000 to $20,000 and extended the program in the Budget until 30 June 2018.

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in better tools, cafes and restaurants can upgrade their equipment and all small businesses can reinvest to grow their business.

“These great results are set to continue with tens of thousands more small businesses able to access the instant asset write-off thanks to the Liberal Government’s increase in the small business turnover threshold to $10 million per year.

“The extension of the instant asset write-off is just one part of the Government’s plan to boost the economy and help small businesses invest and grow.”

Small businesses are reaping the benefits of lower taxation after the Liberal Government recently secured tax cuts for around 3.2 million small and medium Australian businesses employing 5.6 million workers as part of its Ten Year Enterprise Tax Plan in the 2016–17 Budget.

You can find out more about the Government’s small business measures at www.business.gov.au/smallbusiness.

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t SAFE this month there are kittens galore and we’re offering two for the price of one adoptions.

When an animal comes into the care of SAFE there are many steps along the way and many people involved to make him or her adoption ready and, most importantly, desexed to stop the cycle of breeding.

Recently we’ve welcomed the A kittens (x3), C kittens (x10) F kittens (x4), G kittens (x6), M kittens (x7) and the Z kittens (x4).

The C kittens arrived with us as a group of ten tiny little fluff-balls with two bonded mums from the same home.

First stop was the vets where they were all thoroughly checked.

After some food, water and a cuddle or two in the Branch the gang headed to their foster carer families in two groups of five.

Our volunteer foster carers play such an important role in preparing the animals for their new Clockwise from top left - Mack, Abacus, Mindii and Meg (Photo courtesy of SAFE Karratha) homes by litter training, providing healthy food and introducing other animals, children and adult visitors into the desexing and microchipping. If you’d like saves rehomable animals from euthanasia. to share your home to one or two of these We are WA’s largest volunteer-based mix.

The SAFE team then had the challenging beautiful kittens from any of the litters, two animal rescue and rehoming organisation task to think up as many names as we could for the price of one, call SAFE Karratha on using the foster care model and we have an extensive network of foster cares located beginning with the letter C: Cola, Carbo, (08) 9185 4634.

Ciara, Chella, Cayman, Camille, Celia, The kittens can fly to their new homes all around the state.

Cersie, Chita and Catia. At the same time too! A few hours in a plane is absolutely We are always looking for volunteers we began arrangements to have both worth it for remotely located animals like whether its foster carers, photographers, writers, fundraisers or in administrative the mums desexed, microchipped and these cuties.

The airfare for flying two kittens to roles. To enjoy the rewards of being part of returned to their owner.

Once settled into foster family life, Perth would be just $50 altogether thanks our network and meet like minded people, contact us at SAFE Metro on 0475 346 545. the photographer was sent in to capture to sponsorship from QANTAS. Or if you’re not able to commit in a their best smiles and our profile writer put hands on way, but would like to help SAFE together a story revealing their individual with our life saving work, we are always in personalities.

MAKE A DIFFERENCE Our volunteer web and social media SAFE Inc is proud to announce that we need of donations, particularly for vet bills. gurus then wove their magic to put them have now established a branch in Perth, Every rescue animal is desexed, on the Internet. And then these little cuties known as SAFE Metro. This branch is the vaccinated and microchipped. You can wait to find their permanent new homes first time SAFE Inc has had a presence in donate by clicking on this link http://safe. while our volunteer administrators process the metropolitan area, with our eleven asn.au/Donate.html the paperwork. other branches all located in rural Western With more than 14,000 Western Australian animals desexed and rehomed All our kittens will have their first Australia. vaccination and come with a voucher for We are a not for profit organisation that so far, we are making a difference!

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COMMUNITY Compassionate Friends of Western TwhoheAustralia strives to support families have lost a child, regardless of that

child’s age throughout WA. We are a non-profit, non-government funded charity that provide peer call support, group meetings, a drop in centre, sending out quarterly newsletters, Anniversary Cards, we hold Walk of remembrance and a candlelight service (non-religious) at Christmas.

We are run by volunteers and bereaved parents that are further along in their grief and wish to help others who have suffered this tragedy.

Although everybody’s grief is different it helps to talk to someone who has actually had this tragedy happen to them.

They WON”T say “I know how you feel” as no one can, but they will say “I don’t know exactly what you are feeling but this is how I felt when my child died”.

We raise funds by holding events, charity drives and donation from our members and outside bodies.

Although this is fantastic, we still struggle with the cost of keeping our doors open so any suggestion on fundraising or donations are gratefully accepted.

WALK OF REMEMBRANCE HELD IN MARCH EACH YEAR Events like these above give the bereaved some hope of a life after the death of their child. They connect with others that have been through the same tragic experience.

In doing so its helps them to feel that they are not alone in their grief, that there is a worldwide connection to other suffering the same.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED We are always looking for volunteers to help man Sausage Sizzles, Charity Shopping Centre Drives and other events along with peer support volunteers (bereaved parents) for telephone support and group meeting facilitation.

send our booklets and other information to the newly bereaved, community groups, doctors surgeries and hospital throughout Western Australia.

They help us cover advertising cost in newspapers throughout Western Australia, pay for our office and utilities allowing us to have Peer Support Workers come in and contact to bereaved that wish to have contact.

The Compassionate Friends of WA Inc. DONATIONS Donations allow us to receives no Government funding in any purchase stamps so we can way.

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