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WHY YOU SHOULD ADVERTISE IN THE SWAN MAGAZINE

n these difficult economic days with so many media outlets (radio, television, Yellow Pages, business directories of all kinds as well as newspapers) clamouring for your advertising dollar it is important for you to get the best possible value for your money.

We believe an investment in advertising space in the Swan Magazine represents good value for the following reasons: Any published advertisement lasts only until its next issue. A weekly newspaper lasts a week at best and in most cases a single reading only. We are a monthly magazine and so any advertisement lasts at least a month until the next issue.

We have many, many examples of advertisements lasting and working much longer than that since, because of the nature of the Swan Magazine, readers - your customers - retain copies of the magazine and refer back to it.

Swan Magazine covers a unique area of distribution extending throughout the City of Swan and The Shire of Mundaring, with a bulk drop in Kalamunda.

Print copies of Swan Magazine are bulk dropped at various locations, such as shopping centres, libraries, tourist centres and focus points.

This ensures that your message is delivered directly to your customers and potential new customers.

The print copies of Swan Magazine has a monthly readership of around 30,000, all of whom have your details in front of them.

We have gradually reduced the number of home-delivered copies

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and replaced them with bulk drops.

This was not an easy decision and one we took with trepidation - but the results have been unexpected.

Advertisers have reported a increase in results by and large as the copies have been taken by someone who wants to read it rather than have it delivered in the centre of a thick bundle of advertising material where it gets lost or thrown out.

An advertisement flashed onto a cinema screen lasts perhaps 30 seconds and few patrons take pen and paper with them to jot down your phone number in the dark.

Swan Magazine severely limits the percentage of space devoted to advertising, making each one more effective.

We have all seen publications with pages and pages of advertisements with nothing else on the page to tempt the reader to linger, notice and read your advertisement.

Because we carry so much editorial in the way of articles of general interest readers often tell us they read the magazine ‘from cover to cover’.

We are also the only printed, freely-distributed medium to carry both fiction and poetry. In addition the quarto size and the fact that it is bound makes the Swan Magazine easy and convenient to read anywhere.

In addition to the printed version, which we will always publish, we now produce a digital issue which can either be e-mailed directly to your inbox, or a link to a commercial site where you can read the magazine or download or print it out for later reading.

The first, test, issue was electronically published in October of 2013 on the website Issuu and as at the date of writing this has been viewed over 15,000 times locally and globally.

Swan Magazine does not publish so-called ‘advertorials’ for the simple reason that they do not work as an advertising feature. People simply do not read them. When did you personally last read an article all the way through which began ‘We have been in business now for thirty years and our service is .... etc...’

Puff pieces like this are ineffective because they are unread, irrelevant and regarded, quite rightly, by the reader with scepticism. Whatever you sell readers do not care to read about the excellence of your staff or their kind natures.

Our advertisements are more effective on a dollar for dollar basis.

A business card board advertisement in full colour in the Swan Magazine costs $80 per month.

Can you get a 6 by 4 centimetre advertisement in colour for $20 a week in your current publication?

A final point to consider is that Swan Magazine places advertisements on appropriate pages - health product advertisements appear on those pages devoted to health; financial consultants’ advertisements of the finance pages and so on - these advertisements are not placed wherever there is space or it is convenient - each is placed in a relevant, effective, spot.

We offer a range of advertisements to suit every advertising budget why not ring 9298 8495 and talk to us.

IN THIS ISSUE PAGE

FEATURES

Art and Artists 23 Books 22 Business Card Board 27,28 Community Encore at Kalamunda Volunteer Wanted Young Collector

Says Thank You The Coca-Cola Story Editorial Education

Entertainment It’s My Party - Review

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Finance 31 Fiction 21 Gardening Lawn for All 5 Power-assisted

Gardening Help 5 Health Matters Literary The Idler A Thank You Note

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SWAN MAGAZINE

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Publisher: Douglas Sutherland-Bruce editor@swanmagazine.com.au Editor: Jan Patrick office@swanmagazine.com.au Office: 14 Ridge Road, Glen Forrest, Western Australia Phone: 9298 8495 E-mail: office@swanmagazine.com.au Sales: Jessi Ford 0400 181 372 E-mail: sales@swanmagazine.com.au Postal Address: P.O. Box 554, Mundaring Western Australia 6073 JUNE DEADLINES: Advertisements: 25th May Editorial: 3rd June Copyright: Synhawk Publications Pty Ltd 2015

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PAGE MCC 27 Notes From Parliament 27 Poetry Birdsong 3 For My Mother 33 The Song O’ The Gospel 21 Rotary 4 SAFE 33 Style by Kirsty 30 Swan Valley Special 12 Swan Valley Volunteers 8 Swan Valley Community Centre 9 Do Vegans Come From Vega? 9 History Ramble 9 Ellenbrook Local Markets 10 Swan Valley Dining 11 Healing With Horses 12 Ellenbrook Arts 13 The Voice of Swan Hills 26 Toodyay Feature Remembering Them 14 Toodyay Farmers Market 15 Toodyay Attractions 16,18,19 Dining Out in Toodyay 17 What’s On

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COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER WANTED

YOUNG COLLECTOR SAYS THANK YOU

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he Swan Valley Visitor Centre is seeking local volunteers to continue the tradition of providing excellent customer service to visitors to the Swan Valley region.

City of Swan Mayor, Charlie Zannino, said this was an exciting volunteering opportunity to work in Western Australia’s oldest and most visited wine region.

“More than 2.1 million people visit the Swan Valley each year,” he said.

“The visitor centre is the shop-front for everything in and around Perth’s iconic wine region and as such, volunteers will be involved in a broad range of services, including handling the front counter, telephone and email enquiries and making accommodation and tour bookings.

“A high level of computer work is required within the role so computer proficiency is essential.

“Our Visitor Centre is recognised as one of the best in Australia, winning the Gold medal at the State Tourism Awards over three consecutive years, and the Silver medal at the Qantas Australia Tourism Awards in 2012.

“The centre was also inducted into the WA Hall of Fame in 2012.”

Volunteers are required to work a minimum of one shift per week in addition to attending monthly meetings, familiarisations and periodic training.

A minimum twelve month commitment is required and previous experience in a visitor centre or customer service environment will be highly regarded.

For more information on volunteering at the centre, contact Visitor Centre Coordinator Danielle Mowday on 9379 9400 or email danielle. mowday@swan.wa.gov.au

If you would like to receive a free copy of the new, expanded digital Swan Magazine sent to you electronically and save a tree’s life, send an email to: editor@swanmagazine.com.au with ‘Subscribe’ in the subject line.

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ive year old Marley Brown was diagnosed with Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia when he was just fifteen months old.

His treatment for cancer has been longer than his healthy years; however this little boy has an amazing story to tell.

Marley has now been in remission for a full a year and is able to attend school, play sport and last year was selected to be the 2014 face of the Children’s Leukaemia and Cancer Research Foundation (CLCRF).

Over the year Marley was an ambassador for CLCRF and attended many of the charity’s functions, including the Guinness World Record for the Longest Awareness Ribbon, the Keep the Flame Alive Dance for a Cure and the Glass Slipper Teen Ball.

Marley enjoyed being able to help raise awareness for cancer research and even told his

mum Kerrin Hampson that he liked “to do fun stuff” to help others.

Throughout the year, Marley has called on his classmates at Bibra Lake Primary School to help with fundraising efforts and get them involved with CLCRF events and initiatives.

As 2014 came to a close, Marley was thrilled to be given a chance to say thank you to his PrePrimary classmates for their ongoing support of his battle with cancer.

With thanks to the generosity of the Perth Mint, who kindly donated thousands of dollars’ worth of Young Collectors ‘Backyard Bugs’ coin albums as gifts, Marley was able to hand them out to his friends at the end of term.

It was also a great way for Marley to start his holiday season with only his second Christmas without cancer and finalise his role as ambassador for CLCRF for 2014.

HEALTH MATTERS KINEISOLOGY AND ACUPRESSURE LIANE CUGLEY Dip Kinesiology

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cupressure is when pressure is applied to acupoints.

The Chinese believe that energy or chi circulates through the body via vessels (meridians).

Acupressure allows the energy to be stimulated or diffused through these vessels to where the body requires it to bring it back into balance.

These vessels affect many definite physiological and emotional functions.

The Chinese meridian system has fourteen major meridians, all have their own acupoints. These are the central vessel, governing vessel, lung, pericardium, heart, liver, gallbladder, stomach, large intestine, triple heater, small intestine, bladder, spleen and kidney.

All meridians are either Yin or Yang. The Chinese believe that they are opposites which not only compliment each other, but are essential for balance. All of the fourteen meridians are either Yin or Yang. Yin is considered feminine and Yang masculine.

Acupressure is immensely effective, as it can be applied to specific situations in the treatment process with fantastic results.

Kinesiology uses a Tei Shin, for acupressure.

The Tei Shin is a blunt probe. The end of the probe is placed on the acupoint.

The practitioner will then push down, the Tei Shin has a spring which retracts the probe, so it is able to move in and out to stimulate the acupoint. The Chinese call this approach needleless acupressure.

Many acupoints work on more than one condition. For example acupressure can be used to treat pain, intestinal disharmony or emotional stresses. Many different issues involving tissue, organs, glands, as well the immune and sensory systems can be balanced with acupressure.

Energetic kinesiology uses acupressure to also stimulate acupoints on the body that are connected to areas in the brain.

This works to switch on and off electrical impulses within the subconscious emotional areas

POETRY BIRDSONG JEANETTE B MINNEY

rom out my window beauty – I see: Sun, wind, shadows, and birds in the tree.

Various birds are flying around, Birdsong is such a glorious sound.

Flying down to the ground, they seek Tidbits – they hold in their beak: Up they go – back to the tree, Warily looking down on cat, dog and me.

Sunshine and shadows – as the night falls, Birdsong sporadically fills the air From high in the tree – without a care.

Rest well, my chirpy friends – as the branches sway You all to sleep – at the end of the day.

Your birdsong will greet the morning As we all awake – when the new day is dawning.

which control certain behaviours and responses.

This allows the client to shift how they react to certain situations, for a calmer, happier, healthier life.

Acupressure is used extensively in energetic kinesiology for such things as physical pain, asthma, high or low blood pressure, immune system and allergy issues, PMS, respiratory or cardiovascular problems, adrenal stress, prostate issues, thyroid and endocrine problems and more.

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COMMUNITY ENCORE AT KALAMUNDA

EXERCISE IN A SUPPORTIVE AND NURTURING ATMOSPHERE

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component as well as strength and mobility ne in eight Australian exercises." women will be diagnosed The Encore programme in Kalamunda with breast cancer in their runs through to the 24th of June. It runs for lifetime. Forty-two new cases are eight weeks, is tailored for all fitness levels reported each day. and abilities and incorporates floor and An important part of the hydrotherapy exercises. treatment after the trauma A second eight week programme begins in of breast cancer surgery or October of this year treatment is exercise.

A medical clearance is required, so it's The Breast Cancer Network important to register as soon as possible in of Australia recommends 'regular order to secure a place, because the classes are exercise to help improve physical small and intimate and fill quickly. and emotional well-being, In the past thirty years approximately 10,000 including mood, sleep, and bone women around Australia have completed the mineral density, and to help YWCA Encore program. manage some of the physical side To register for the programme call 9440 effects of breast cancer treatment, us review the research and update our program 3501 or e-mail programs@ywcaperth.com.au such as fatigue and pain.'

The latest research reveals that aerobic and as a result, Encore now includes an aerobic Participation is free. exercise is of particular benefit along with resistance exercises.

Women who have experienced breast cancer at any time in their lives whether that surgery was a few months ago or 20 years ago are invited to register now for the free after breast cancer exercise program, YWCA Encore.

Cathy Stubbs, YWCA Of Perth Programme co-ordinator: "The Encore Program was created to improve movement, flexibility and strength after breast cancer surgery. It helps to reduce the potential risk of lymphoedema and can assist in its management. We've been working with leading experts in the field of exercise and cancer to help

ROTARY BUSY, BUSY BUSY

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GEOFF FRANCIS

he last few weeks have been a busy schedule for your local Rotarians.

Several of us were volunteers to help the Rotary Club of Osborne Park with their "Rotary Challenge" fund raising walk or ride from various points up the track to Swan View Railway station.

The team of riders did very well with two starting from Northam (75km ride) and three from Bakers Hill (52km) . All went well and at this stage an amount of $70,000.oo has been raised for Multiple Sclerosis research. A fantastic effort.

Several members are involved in the Rotary sponsored Bowelscan project. This programme enables people to do a simple test in the privacy of their own home so samples can be tested for traces of blood in the bowel.

The idea is to catch Bowel Cancer before it catches you. Bowel Cancer is a major killer but

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is one of the most treatable cancers if diagnosed early.

Simply drop in to the supporting Pharmacies in the hills, Mundaring, Glen Forrest and Gidgegannup. A minimal charge is involved but it is well worth the effort. We thank these Pharmacies for their support too.

As we go to press, the Shelters are being constructed at Bentley park in Stoneville and on the Heritage trail at Stoneville. Many Rotarians are involved in this project which is a joint effort with Rotary Club of Swan valley.

Early in April the club visited the new Midland Hospital which is nearing completion. A very interesting project and fantastic facility.

So much is happening. We are certainly a busy team. Maybe you too like to serve your community, why not join our active group, Contact Bill Milburne on 0447 797 774

GARDENING LAWN FOR ALL GEOFF FRANCIS

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ast month the discussion was on the benefits of a cylinder mower over a conventional rotary mower, or vice versa.

To get a better understanding of cylinder mower performance, let's look at some of their features; Some have thicker heavier blades than others.... generally the thicker blades cut better longer holding a sharp edge. A thin bottom blade is used in fine turf to get a lower finer cut.

More blades on the rotating cylinder i.e.: ten instead of the usual six also give a cleaner finer cut.

The quality and reliability of the engine should also be considered, after all that is the heart of the machine. Usually 4hp is adequate on a domestic machine application.

Finally, consider what else the machine may be able to do. De-thatch, scarify and rake excess clippings perhaps.

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POWER-ASSISTED GARDENING HELP LESLIE HERBERT

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s Australians live longer and in better health we find a whole lot of retired and semi-retired looking to pass the time pleasantly and healthfully in the garden.

Fortunately gardening is one of those hobbies that can be enjoyed well into the sunset years, but sometimes a little help is needed - perhaps to move a wheelbarrow full of soil, or to move a heavy pot plant that’s not quite in the right spot and could use a bit more sun.

We could wait until the grand-children come round, but we all value our independence, since been don’t we? refined to make these two useful The answer lies tools available to the general in power-assisted public, who may find it helpful wheelbarrows to have extra power when and hand trolleys. handling heavy loads and The idea and need going up steep inclines. to develop a power The wheelbarrows are assisted trolley designed to run off an evolved by Toodyay 18 Volt cordless tool man Tim Officer rechargeable battery. to help his family in A simple push button the Mr Potplant hire thumb control allows business. for secure two handed The trolleys have operation. helped them to move The extra power large heavy pot plants up makes it easy to hills, across lawn and up handle full barrow ramps into vehicles. loads. Great for hauling He has now adapted dirt, sand, wood, rocks and many more the idea to wheelbarrows for carting fire wood etc up hills for applications.

Makes heavy jobs so much easier. those of reduced mobility.

This invention, rising out of necessity, has (Photographs courtesy Tim Officer)

ELECTRIC POWER ASSISTED WHEELBARROWS & TROLLEYS Makes heavy jobs so much easier

For more information: Call Tim Officer 0427 957 452 or timandberyl@bigpond.com 5

SWAN VALLEY VOLUNTEERS SWAN VALLEY VOLUNTEER RESOURCE CENTRE

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aybe you have some time on your hands?

You’re retired, semi-retired.

Or perhaps just want to do something to help your community because you’re a good person who believes in the ideal of co-operative living.

But what? Meals on Wheels, Aged Care, Fundraising for Guide Dogs for the Blind, knitting jumpers for penguins? How to decide beTween the many worthy and deserving causes that will most benefit by your skills and time.

VOLUNTEER RESOURCE CENTRE The City of Swan Volunteer Resource Centre is a ‘Gateway’ to all things volunteering in the City, and to support our local Community.

The Centre is operated through a partnership between the City of Swan and the Department of Local Government and Communities.

Their objective is to promote, educate and encourage volunteering in the community and support the hundreds of large and small community organizations who rely on volunteers for their service delivery.

Volunteering has many benefits. It gives people self-confidence and satisfaction, social contact, the ability to use previously established skills, or develop new ones, a chance to follow your passion, and a possible start to paid employment.

Volunteering or community service is fast becoming an essential part of a stand-out resume. Employers are looking for evidence of commitment, loyalty and a strong desire to contribute to the success of society all of which volunteering demonstrates.

The Swan Volunteer Resource Centre has volunteering opportunities that range from as few as five minutes a day to several hours per week or even one day a year – the opportunities are endless.

You could volunteer to work in a number of organisations, across many different areas of interest, with varying levels of experience and time frames. You can even work from home via the internet in some cases. These volunteering opportunities could include: * Fundraising, events, marketing, administration or committees * Programmes and services for older people,

Anya Fey enjoys volunteering at the Seen and Heard Youth Service

youth or for people with a disability * Positions in the arts, culture, leisure, sport and recreation areas * Working with animals or the environment * Website design, strategic planning, mentoring, advocacy At the Swan Volunteer Resource Centre we provide: * a free referral service to enquiring volunteers * a free support resource to organizations in the City of Swan requiring volunteers If you’re looking for a volunteer role in the City, we have a team of Referral Officers ready and waiting to help you.

You might want to volunteer for a conservation group, a toy library, an op shop, or an aged care or disability support group. You may even want to assist with marketing, strategic planning or website design, the opportunities are endless and we’re right here to help you find one that matches what you’re looking for.

All you have to do is make an appointment to come in and meet with us, and one of our trained referral officers will meet with you to know more about you and the skills you may have to offer.

During the interview you will be asked about

Volunteering - ordinary people performing extraordinary tasks to help others There are so many opportunities for you to help those in our communities!

Call us now on 9278 9690 to make an appointment. For more information, contact: Swan Volunteer Resource Centre (Midland) 10am-4pm, Monday to Friday (closed Wednesdays) swanvolunteers@swan.wa.gov.au www.swanvolunteers.com.au 6

Ellenbrook Pop Up Volunteer Centre 9297 9600 10am-3pm, Wednesdays

your interests, skills, experience and the time you have available.

This discussion will prompt you into thinking about what actually motivates you to volunteer and what you would like to get out of your volunteering. In doing this you will end up in just the right volunteer position that suits your needs and expectations and those of the organization for whom you will be volunteering. The officer will then look through the volunteer roles currently available to match you with one of the available roles.

In addition to assisting enquiring volunteers we also support our member agencies.

Membership is free and open to any volunteer involving organization. Our membership covers the small volunteer led local organizations through to the very large International Not for Profits.

Once a community organization has become a member we are able to promote their volunteer positions online and through a variety of face to face promotional activities.

We also run free training and information sessions for volunteers and volunteer managers.

VOLUNTEERING AND YOUR WAIST LINE It is well documented that volunteering is good for your health and wellbeing. It gets you out and about, helps in making new friends, developing new skills and interests, and generally gives you that feeling of being connected with your community.

Recent research into wellbeing and stress

by Marzio Market Research is good news for anyone who ever regretted over-indulging in Easter chocolate. ’Eating chocolate can make us feel good and reduce stress, but you can get a lot more happiness from doing good deeds, without a calorie in sight’.

When asked to rate seven different actions that gave them a sense of fulfilment or happiness,

SWAN VALLEY 36% of Australians ranked ‘an act of kindness to benefit another’ as their first choice, while only 4% gave eating chocolate their top vote. One could therefore conclude that volunteering is the most effective unpublished diet on the market.

Volunteering is all about you being able to contribute some of your own time to help people in our communities. Volunteers support our communities and add to them in their own unique way using a wide variety of skills, knowledge and experience.

So why not consider making volunteering part of your story and the way forward into a happy and healthier you.

If you would like to know more about current volunteer Kerry Congdon is a valued volunteer presiding over the opportunities, or if you’re Wooroloo Primary School P&C an organisation looking for membership. please contact us on 9278 9690 or email swanvolunteers@swan. others.

Wooroloo Primary School P&C President wa.gov.au.

Kerry Congdon has been involved with the group for six years, with the last two at the helm.

SUCCESS STORIES “I started when my daughter was in preANYA FEY primary and in that time we have raised about Helping others become included in the local $30,000,” she said. community is something that comes naturally for “We run a robotics program for juniors and a Greenmount teen. seniors which covers all areas of the curriculum Anya Fey has been involved with the Shire of and we’ve rebooted the music program.

Mundaring-funded Seen and Heard Youth Service “We are now updating the audio visual for three years. equipment and are raising funds to beautify the The Year ten student is one of around ninety school grounds.”

CREW members who volunteer their time to plan While part of the joy comes from seeing the and assist with events for local youth aged twelve children given access to better programs and to twenty years. equipment, the main benefit for Mrs Congdon is “I like all the new people you get to meet and the growing sense of community. going to lots of events such as the pool parties and “I love being involved and seeing what a small dance parties, they are my favourite,” Anya said. community can do when we band together,” she “I also love helping at the pamper days and said. other workshops we run. You get to meet so many “It’s a great bunch of people and we just get kids and just chill out with them. bigger every year. We have our AGM in a few weeks “Some of them come here not knowing many and we are expecting more committee members. people so it’s nice to make friends and make them “For a school of eighty kids to have around happy.” fifteen parents involved in the P&C is just CREW meets weekly on Mondays, with Anya fantastic.” currently finding it quite easy to manage this, Anya Fey and Mrs Congdon are two of nearly other commitments and study. She encourages 6000 volunteers in the shire who help enrich others to get involved. the lives of other. The economic value of these “We always need people to help others, just helpers is estimated at $27.6 million per annum. come along and have a good time,” she said.

Volunteers are recognised at the annual Thank a It is heartening to see teenagers with a strong Volunteer Day awards. desire to help others. Anya has been a very active CREW member since she joined in September DISCLAIMER 2012. She is very mature and always willing to The information in this publication is of help. a general nature. The articles contained Being involved in Seen and Heard’s youth herein are not intended to provide a program is just one way the youth in the Shire can complete discussion on each subject and or issues canvassed. Synhawk get active in the community.

Publications Pty Ltd does not accept any

liability for any statements or any opinion, KERRY CONGDON or for any errors or omissions contained A Wooroloo resident says volunteering has herein. increased her sense of community, while helping 7

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Mosaics - Make pieces for yourself and family to beautify you home, indoors or out.

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Swan Valley Community Centre Swan Valley Pre Kindy

Spinners & Knitters: Swan Valley Spinners meet every fortnight.

All welcome.

Unique Paper Craft: Make lovely cards, boxes, bags & more. Term 2 dates to be advised.

Badminton: Fun and fitness. Experienced players will enjoy. Call Alma 92961637

Cake Decorating: Alison from Vines Cakes can teach you how to ice, decorate & create beautiful cakes. Short courses available.

Gymstick Fitness: Join Zowie for a low impact / high powered workout.

First class free! - crèche

Annual membership fee : $2.00

You may enrol by e-mail, or phone in your details and class requirements. Alternatively you may enrol as you attend the first day of class.

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Please note: most classes have flat fee of $5.00 - this means: NO discount for seniors And NO penalty for casual payers. (excludes music, gymstick, pre kindy)

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Playgroup - Meet other mums and children in your area. Secure grounds with great playground. Insurance required $30/pa to Playgroup WA.

Sing Australia - Vibrant and enthusiastic choir in the Swan Valley. Social singing for your own enjoyment as well as regular demonstrations.

Music - Play immediately songs, chords, blues, classical etc. using Simply Music method. Call Heather 9296 4181

Textiles - Quilting, textile making, bring your ideas along. Creating beauty with colour & texture.

Art - Join Gilly to help with your masterpiece.

All painting mediums are welcome here.

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SWAN VALLEY DO VEGANS COME FROM VEGA?

egan refers to either a person who follows this way of eating, or to the diet itself. Veganism is a type of vegetarian diet that excludes meat, eggs, dairy products and all other animal-derived ingredients.

Many vegans also do not eat foods that are processed using animal products, such as refined white sugar and some wines. That is, the word vegan can be an adjective used to describe a food item, as in, "This curry is vegan", or, it can be used as a noun, as in, "Vegans like cookies, too."

Although there is some debate as to whether certain foods, such as honey, fit into a vegan diet, if you are cooking for other vegans, it is best to err on the side of caution and avoid these foods.

Most vegans extend the definition of veganism to go beyond just food and will also avoid the use of all personal and household products tested on animals, and avoid purchasing and using all animal-derived non-food products, such as leather, fur and wool. There is some debate as to whether second-hand animal products, such as a leather jacket from a thrift store, can be included in a cruelty-free vegan lifestyle or not.

WHAT DO VEGANS EAT? This is perhaps the most common question about veganism. A vegan diet includes all grains, beans, legumes, vegetables and fruits and the nearly infinite number of foods made by combining them.

In addition, many vegan versions of familiar foods are available, so you can eat vegan hot dogs, ice cream, cheese and vegan mayonnaise along with the more familiar veggie burgers.

Many foods are associated with veganism, such as soy milk and tofu, but many non-vegans

also enjoy tofu, and you certainly don't have to like tofu in order to eat vegan.

Vegans also eat many of the same common and familiar every day foods such as a green salad, spaghetti, and chips and salsa which just about everyone eats.

For example, foods such as a vegetarian burrito without cheese or sour cream would be vegan, a vegetarian Thai curry made from coconut milk is vegan, pasta with tomato sauce or another non-meat and non-dairy sauce is vegan, and most breads are vegan.

WHY GO VEGAN? Preventing the exploitation of animals is not the only reason for becoming vegan, but for many it remains the key factor in their decision to go vegan and stay vegan. Having emotional attachments with animals may form part of that reason, while many believe that all sentient creatures have a right to life and freedom.

Specifics aside, avoiding animal products is one of the most obvious ways you can take a stand against animal cruelty and animal exploitation everywhere.

HOW CAN I BECOME VEGAN? So you’ve decided to become vegan. But now what? Some people easily go from eating meat to vegan right away, while others struggle with their new commitment, or choose to go vegetarian first and then slowly omit eggs and dairy.

There's no right or wrong way to do it, but you may want to learn about what's worked for other people. However you do it, keep your goals in mind and remember why you are choosing to adopt a vegan diet.

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t's a morning tea, possibly including the famous Edgecombe Anzac biscuits, followed by a gentle stroll around the Edgecombe Brothers Estate and vines, then a comfortable walk down to the banks of the Swan River.

You will learn about the Edgecombe family history and the story of WA's oldest church, the historic All Saints Church, Captain Stirling's journey into the Swan Valley and the history of grape growing in the region.

Your fascinating history walk-and-talk is followed by a generous tasting platter and a tutored wine tasting.

Finish with tea or coffee and an optional pruning demonstration. You will even be gifted with five cuttings each of red and white seedless grapes to take home and create your own little vineyard!

This whole wonderful experience is $58 per person ($28 for children) or $70 on weekends, and will run on the first Saturday and Sunday of each month, as well as weekly on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays (May 1st through July 4th).

Use the website www.SwanValley.com.au to book, or just call on 9296 4307.

Bookings essential.

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SWAN VALLEY ELLENBROOK LOCAL AND GENERAL MARKETS Ellenbrook is a participant is this chain of markets in the Salvation Army Hall, Woodlake Boulevard on Saturdays every quarter:

13th of June

15th of August

17th of October

12th of December

Unique, Handmade, Funky & Global

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he Local and General Markets were created with the aim to showcase more of the handmade and unique market stallholders that each geographical area has to offer.

The Local and General Markets started in 2013 but have a heritage of many years of development and experience behind

it. It has an excellent reputation within the market stall industry and the full support of its

Saturday 13 June 10am - 2pm

ever expanding database across the Metropolitan area.

Such is the success of these markets that many are now developed into a quarterly feature in the local event calendars.

The Local and General Markets can be held all year round – indoors if weather and facilities are suitable or outside dependent on the time of year.

Ellenbrook Salvation Army Hall Woodlake Boulevard, Ellenbrook Come along to a family friendly indoor market featuring a variety of stalls, face painter, balloon twister & hot coffee.

There will also be a FREE Children’s Corner featuring Craft & Giant Games Activties!

For more information call 9524 9517 or visit: facebook.com/localandgeneralmarkets

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Saturday 13 June 10am - 2pm Ellenbrook Salvation Army Hall Woodlake Boulevard, Ellenbrook Come along to a family friendly indoor market featuring a variety of stalls, face painter, balloon twister & hot coffee.

There will also be a FREE Children’s Corner featuring Craft & Giant Games Activties!

For more information call 9524 9517 or visit: facebook.com/localandgeneralmarkets

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t's raining here but not there where you are - at home. I checked. I always check.

It will be sunny with an expected maximum of 25 degrees and clear blue skies. OK. I don't know about the clear blue skies. I'm assuming that. It's probably a fair assumption, right?

It's raining here and it's sunny there. The rain made me remember a day, many, many years ago.

I'm not sure you remember it. I'm not sure it's even true. But it's a memory, a moment, that often comes to me on rainy, miserable days like today.

We were in primary school, us four girls, and getting ready for it when you said, "let's not go to school today". Just like that.

Unexpected. Unprecedented. Magical. The rain was heavy, at least in my memory, and the

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lights were on even though it was morning. You thought it would be a perfect day to sit in front of the heater and drink hot Milo. And so we did.

On that rainy, miserable day, much like the day I'm having here, now, without you.

My memory has added a soft filter to the image of us sitting by the heater with our mugs of Milo. In my memory, we echo the illustrated cover of our battered copy of Little Women.

That's all I remember about that day. I push my memory to squeeze out a little more and all I can conjure up is that old heater. Maybe. Or maybe I am just able to remember the heater because we had it for such a long time.

A dark brown, heavy thing; you had to hold down one button and click the other to get it going and it took longer and longer to start as it got older and older. Like we all do, I suppose.

I am sure there is more to that day than Milo and a heater and no school.

I can't remember the details.

But I can remember the feeling. The feeling of possibility and safety and warmth and love. And that is worth so much. What a gift! How lucky am I, to have a mother who gave us that? And you have continued, always, to give us those gifts; possibility, safety, warmth and love.

I hope you know how much that means to me.

I hope you know how much that day meant: No school, hot Milo and a heater.

Thank you, Mum.

SWAN VALLEY DINING

The Thoughts of an Ageing, Balding Foodie

SWANBROOK WINERY AND CAFE DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

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ormal dining can be fun. Everyone all dressed up in their finery, uncomfortable collars, gleaming crisp white shirt fronts contrasting with impeccable black, the ladies in glowing colours with a hint décolletage and the hint of perfume in the air.

But so can very casual dining, everyone talking loudly with lashings of good food and the kids running round the air filled with bonhomie.

Few eateries offer that judicious blend of casual with excellence of service and food.

Swanbrook Winery and Café is such a place. Located in the old Evans and Tate winery of happy memory, the place has gone through a few hands since then before landing in the ingenious and capable hands of Rob Marshall and his team.

Since taking over Rob, a highly talented and experienced winemaker, has painstakingly restored the fabric into a highly professional working winery.

Some vines hadn’t been touched in years and required industrial level care and pruning, but the vines, nearly a hundred years old now, produce excellent fruit and consequently excellent wine.

Swanbrook falls into two neat halves - the winery, with two beautifully laid out tasting area, one open and for groups and the other smaller and more intimate for smaller tastings.

crackers. There’s also a Cheese and Fruit Platter ($28) and a Mixed Tapas Plate ($30).

I’d love to have tried them and next time, when I collect a few friends, I shall - but this time I was on my own and so I tried one of the famous burgers - a Shiraz Beef Burger ($20), which was magnificent, the meat deliciously tender with a rich, flavourful bite and truly wonderful chips.

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The wines are all very moderately priced seeing that nothing is younger than 2012.

With the aid of the lovely Sid behind the bar I tasted the range and found them uniformly excellent, although, naturally, I had my favourites - the Viognier was light, beautifully balanced and with aa crisp, slightly acidic citrus finish. A perfect summer wine.

The Chenin Blanc was just superb, wonderfully fruity on the nose, and sweeter than one might expect - perfect for curries or cheeses or just a sunny afternoon’s laze in a garden chair.

The red range is smaller - a Merlot, a Shiraz and a Cabernet Merlot. Curiously, the Shiraz, while eminently drinkable now will cellar for several years in my opinion, something of a rarity these days of immediate consumption.

All bottles range between $18 and $20 and offer seven bottles to the half dozen, which makes them very affordable.

Once you’ve had a bit of a browse through the wine list and a laugh with Sid it’s time to eat.

The menu, rather charmingly, is wrapped around a bottle and has a small but serviceable range of comfort and nibble food as well as some notable burgers.

The big seller is the Swanbrook Platter ($60) for up to four people - it has cheeses; brie, blue, cheddar as well Italian meatballs, honey soy chicken wings, Egyptian Dukka, olive oil and Balsamic vinegar, artichokes, olives, sundried tomatoes, Bruschetta, shaved salami and smoked ham, salami meat sticks, honey chorizo sausage and dried fruits together with Turkish bread and 11

SWAN VALLEY EVENTS HEALING WITH HORSES DAY RETREAT ROXY CALLAHAN

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ear is a powerful emotion to experience. It is suffered in silence and isolation that stops you moving forward in all areas of your life, not just getting onto a horse.

It creates a sense of failure and weakness as you endure, struggle to grasp and come to terms with on-going anxiety and possible panic attacks.

It can be debilitating.

Karen White from Mohegan Equestrian and Healing and Chantal Vanderhaeghen from Thought Clarity are delighted to be able to support you in overcoming any fears you have with getting back or getting into the saddle with their combined skills of horse management and meditation. · Have you had a long break from riding? · Are you recovering from an accident or illness? · Has your mother instinct made you feel super sensitive to your survival after having a family? · Have you had a relationship breakup that has taken away your passion and motivation? · Do you have any fear issues that have become out of control and worsened over time? · Are you finding people are misunderstanding your fear as an excuse, stripping you of your confidence? · Or you want to be round horses but have an irrational fear?

If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, this retreat is for you.

It is a wonderful way to spend time with and reconnect with your passion for horses overcoming lingering fears in a safe and gentle environment.

And in the afternoon, you will have vital time out at Brookleigh Health and Day Spa luxuriating in a spa treatment to relax

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and calm you.

Karen and Chantal have both had their own fears to overcome and now wish to share their combined experience and knowledge with you for you to be able to enjoy being with and riding horses again – your true passion as that is where you want to be and the fear is stopping you from doing something you totally love.

Karen will teach you the importance of positive condition/ response, ritual safety cues and training technics for your mind, body and your soul that help keep you focused when feeling overwhelmed or vulnerable .

The mind is a powerful muscle and with the right information, can change the way we think, forever.

Chantal will teach you simple and easy to use mindfulness techniques for you to implement any time anywhere and to recognize fear as it arises for you to be able to rein it in and to overcome it consuming you.

The workshop runs on Sunday the 31st May from 9:00am - 5:00pm The cost of $495 includes three hours healing with horses, morning and afternoon tea, lunch, a two-hour spa treatment and meditations at Brookleigh Estate.

SWAN VALLEY ATTRACTIONS ELLENBROOK ARTS OPEN ART EXHIBITION DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

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llenbrook Arts is situated in the heart of Ellenbrook within the Swan Valley.

The aim of Ellenbrook Arts is to assist with the development of an arts based culture and help sustain a healthy and cohesive community by delivering quality, engaging arts experiences across a range of art forms to the local Ellenbrook community, the Swan Valley region and the greater cultural sector within Western Australia.

Ellenbrook Arts, formerly the Ellenbrook Cultural Foundation, was established in 2002, as a community based, not for profit association with tax deductible status.

They are managed by the Ellenbrook Arts Board; they employ two staff members, occasional art project

staff and work with a group of dedicated volunteers.

To assist in their vision the Group runs two facilities - The Gallery, 34 Main Street in Ellenbrook town centre and the Grapevine Community Arts Space in Charlotte’s Vineyard, Ellenbrook.

This year sees the launch of the Ellenbrook Arts Open Art Award, with prize

monies of up to $4,500, including $1,500 prize for the most outstanding work.

The exhibition of over 120 pieces will be shown as part of the inaugural Ellenbrook Open Art Award Exhibition at The Gallery, 34 Main Street, Ellenbrook from the 23rd May to the 7th June.

All visual arts mediums are represented, including painting, sculpture, photography, works on paper and textiles and the works will be judged by renowned artists Nalda Searles, Peter Ciemitis and Paul Dowe and winners will be announced at the exhibition opening, hosted by the Hon Christian Porter on the 23rd May. Many of the works on display will be available for sale.

The Gallery is open 10:00am to 4;00pm Monday To Friday and 1:00pm to 5:00pm weekends.

Entry is free.

For more information phone 9297 9940, email art.award@ ellenbrookarts.com.au or visit www.ellenbrookarts.com.au.

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TOODYAY REMEMBERING THEM MARGIE EBERLE

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he historic township of Toodyay showcases its heritage through two museums.

Connors Mill is in the main street next to the Visitors Centre and the Newcastle Gaol Museum is located across the railway line only a few minutes’ walk away – up the hill and past the Old Courthouse (now the Shire’s administrative centre).

Recently opened in the Newcastle Gaol is a major exhibition titled Remembering Them. This exhibition is part of a larger project involving regional museums across Western Australia to commemorate World War One. The Newcastle Gaol Museum is one of about thirty-two regional museums working with the Western Australian Museum, Museums Australia WA branch and the Royal Western Australian Historical Society. A Lotterywest grant has also provided funding to support the project.

Rural museums across the state are looking at the social impact and enormous human cost of the war within their own districts.

At Toodyay the exhibition is focussing on the Strahan family, Herbert Edward Matthews and the efforts on the home front to support those from Toodyay who were serving in the war.

The Strahan family had both a father and a son fighting overseas at different times.

One did not return and the impact upon the family left behind is explored.

Herbert Matthews returned but died within a decade of the conclusion of the war, his health permanently affected by his experiences.

Tales of sandbags and pumpkins enliven the stories of the home front activities. After the war many commemorative projects were undertaken including the erection of an obelisk made of polished West Australian granite.

The Remembering Them exhibition was launched on ANZAC Day. A sneak preview was offered to members of the public who attended the Gunfire Breakfast hosted by the Toodyay Lions Club.

The breakfast was held for the first time at the Year of Youth Park opposite the Gaol and a special dawn opening of the museum enabled many locals to investigate the displays. Life size cutouts of four WW1 Toodyay soldiers greeted diners at the breakfast and

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The official launch of the exhibition in the afternoon was attended by around fifty descendants of William Henry Strahan, as well as a large number from the local community including members of the RSL and the Toodyay Historical Society.

Associated with the exhibition is a documentation project recording every known serviceman and woman who had connections with Toodyay during World War One and in the years immediately afterwards.

Two books containing the service records of more than 280 people are available for visitors to the exhibition to peruse.

On the Shire website a special ANZAC centenary page provides additional information on these service people including the location of commemorative plaques.

A supplementary display at the Toodyay Visitors Centre also contains copies of these books for people to access during their visit.

The Remembering Them exhibition at the Newcastle Gaol Museum, Toodyay will be open for the rest of the year.

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TOODYAY TOODYAY FARMERS MARKETS KICKS OFF DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

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he committee of the Toodyay Farmers Market were kind enough to invite me to share their marquee at the inaugural Toodyay Farmers

Market, to meet the people of Toodyay, hand out copies of the Swan Magazine and generally be part of things.

I was grateful to be a part of such an outpouring of community spirit and met some lovely people.

Being a dweller from ‘the flats’ gave me a unique view from outside the community into the event.

Firstly, the thing that struck me most forcibly was the depth of organisation and the preparation that so obviously went into the planning of the day.

Everything had been foreseen - signage, marked out stallholders’ bays, the layout of the event, administration, power, shady areas with hay bales for weary shoppers to rest their aching feet and lots of recyclable bags to be handed out Concluded from page 11...

I’m not great on chick peas and they formed a staple of the accompanying salad with pine nuts, cubed pumpkin, rocket and a side green salad as well, so excellent value for money.

As well as the burgers and platters, Swanbrook offers All Day Breakfasts ($18), Kids Meals, Light Snacks and a range of wholesome, comforting lunches - Fish and Chips ($18); Lamb Shanks ($24.50); Chicken Curry ($23.50) and the like.

All appealing and cooked on the premises in what appears to be a bonsai kitchen. The service was friendly, casual but professional and swift.

I can’t emphasise enough the homey atmosphere of Swanbrook Winery. There’s board games for the kids, brightly coloured chairs, tables inside and out, a wonderful garden of trees and lawn, suitable for small weddings and other functions, shade and light and over-all the warm glow of welcome.

Very Highly Recommended Indeed.

as the event was plastic bag free.

Mind you, it was also supposed to be dog free, but that didn’t and couldn’t have possibly happened. Every dog was leashed and very well behaved, but there they were in all styles and varieties, and the event was the better for it.

Fresh produce was a little thin on the ground because of the time of year, as everything must be home grown or surplus to requirements, not commercially imported.

There was some, but not as much as I think many people were expecting - but the May Market will have more and as the seasons changes there will be greater variety.

However, there was plenty of everything else, craft, honey, knitting, wine, several stalls selling plants - both flowers and vegetables, several foodd vans (including the Toodyay Butcher flogging absolutely superb ‘sausage inna bun’ with mustard and or fried onions.

Treechange Alpacas were there with a couple of adults and two of the cutest youngsters you’ve ever seen. At the point one of them was bottle-fed the ‘aw’s’ and ‘oh how

sweet!’s’ could be heard all over.

All in all the day was a huge success and unless you knew one would never have guessed that they haven’t been doing it for years. The first of many I hope, and as demand grows and word spreads the Toodyay farmers Market will be in ever-increasing demand. See you there.

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TOODYAY ATTRACTIONS MONET SOAPS & GIFTS ntering the Monet store, the first thing you notice is the beautiful fragrance that fills the air because of the perfume sticks, bath salts and hand made olive oil soap.

Owner Trish Butun recently re-located from a store in York where she operated for five years.

She has been making the glorious olive oil soap for some ten years, and now produces something like twenty-four different scented soaps.

The soaps are very popular and have a large following from local and interstate customers.

Monet also has an eclectic range of gifts, for adults and children, shabby chic, twee posters, some women's clothing, a small range of children’s clothing (some of which Trish makes herself), leather bags and homewares.

The store is a symphony of muted pastels and redolent with fragrance and a delight to browse.

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CHRISTMAS 360 or Christmas lovers everywhere, Christmas can be almost all year round. This huge store; Tardis-like it’s so much bigger than it appears from the outside, Christmas 360 on Toodyay’s main street is open Wednesdays to Sundays from April to September and for October, November and December is open seven days a week.

They have all anyone could possibly want for Christmas and more ... Christmas Trees from 75 centimetres to three metres tall in stock and every size in between, even outdoor trees. We have more than thirty decorated Christmas trees on display to give you ideas and choose from a dazzling and unique range of decorations from yesteryear to the very latest fashions and styles. LED lights for inside and out, solar or mains powered, Christmas wreaths in all styles or unique to our design or yours (pick up next day). You can even arrange a wreath workshop.

Christmas 360 is a West Australian company that do rentals, sales, in-home designs as well as on line sales.

Corner Stirling Terrace & Duke Street, Toodyay Ring Sean on 0419 199 367 or 0409 997 367 or email on sean@sbyron.com.au Website: www.christmas360.com.au - ‘Like’ us on Facebook

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AMBER SPRING GARDENS Hans and Tanya welcome you to our farm eleven kilometres north west of the historic town of Toodyay. Amber Spring Gardens is a working farm of 106 acres in picturesque undulating country.

We have sheep, friendly alpacas, a cow, two cats, Saffie and Gypsy, and lots of friendly ducks, chickens, geese and Walt, Terri, Snow and Blue the peacocks.

There are two very private self contained cottages with spas on the verandahs and five B and B rooms There is lots to do. Take a beautiful walk down to our creek that runs all year round with occassional sightings of wild kangaroos. Enjoy the native birds and animals, and admire our stunning views.

There is a half acre of garden maze to get lost in and a giant game of snakes and ladders and a new game of Mills. We would like to share our patch of paradise with you as it is definitely the place for relaxing and enjoying the peace and tranquility. We are working on getting our extensive gardens planted for everyone to enjoy.

270 Harders Chitty Road, Toodyay

Tanya and Hans 0409 181 404 amberspringgardens@hotmail.com www.amberspringgardens.com

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DINING OUT IN TOODYAY

The Thoughts of an Ageing, Balding Foodie

chipolata sausages, chips and so on to create the perfect meal. It is not uncommon in diners and cafés for the food to be cooked so quickly that quality may suffer.

That is not the case here - everything was cooked to perfection and tasted just delicious, despite the fact that it was so swiftly delivered.

As well as breakfast there are a range of ten burgers, including the ‘Moondyne Joe’ ($17.50); Hot Dogs and sandwiches, including the iconic BLT and Club.

There are Focaccias, home made favourites of tuna patties, quiches, egg and bacon pies and bruschetta plus a range of luncheon meals - Thai Chicken Curry and Rice, Lasagne, Calamari Basket, and so on.

Pretty much something for everyone. And all I ate was very superior.

One can sit inside or semi outside under cover or actually on the footpath at small tables with umbrellas where you can watch the world wander by walking their dog.

Well worth a visit both for the Coke collection, the above average service, the good prices and the really excellent food.

Very Highly Recommended.

THE COLA CAFE

DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

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ver the years British cooking has had some seriously bad rep. The French by and large think the Brits exist on bloody chunks of beef inadequately roasted at an open fire and boiled cabbage.

Their name for a pom, in fact, is rosbif roast beef - but apart from what is actually a pretty serious cuisine the British have contributed to the world’s happiness by a measurable amount with the creation of the ‘Full English Breakfast’.

This sublime meal can be eaten at any time of the day and serious cafés know this, which is why The Cola Café in Toodyay offers ‘all day breakfast and lunch’ Before I get to the food, however, I have to say a few words about the café and it’s startling, not to say unique decor.

Coca-Cola has been a part of the life of every person now living on the planet since birth and is a huge cultural icon.

It is sold in every country of the world save Cuba and North Korea and is available even there as part of the ‘grey economy’.

Coke were one of the earliest companies to introduce free give-aways and signage which became immediately collectable.

The collection is the Cola Cafe and Museum is vast, going back fifty years and constantly added to by friends and patrons. Even a five minute browse through the collection will jog your memory about items from your teens - I recall the Coca-Cola yo-yos and the endless hours spent trying to learn to ‘walk the dog’.

Great fun. (There is an article on Coca-Cola and it’s development on page XX).

The Cola Café relies heavily on Coke for its decor, obviously, but the inspiration is American Diner chic.

There are extensive menus on each table and one sits, browses and, having made your selection, orders at the counter, gets a number and in due course your meal arrives.

While you wait do make sure you at least glance through the collection of watches, key-rings, sings, clocks, Christmas items, snow cones, glassware, cans, dispensers, miniatures and the myriad promotional items that

human ingenuity could devise.

Among the ‘All Day’ breakfasts on offer are Eggs Benedict - English muffin topped with shaved ham, poached eggs smothered in Hollandaise sauce plus hash browns ($16.50); French Toast ($9.50); Pancakes ($9.50); Eggs on Toast; Eggs and Hash Browns; Eggs and Bacon and so on.

Tucked in the middle is the ‘American Diner’, which is really a ‘Full English’, with an American accent.

It consists of a Scotch fillet steak (beautifully tender), two eggs as you like them (over easy in my case), two rashers of bacon, two hash browns, two halves of grilled tomato, mushrooms and two slices of perfectly cooked toast, butter and jam.

At $18.50 this represents exceptionally good value and if that’s not enough there is a whole range of ‘add-ons’ - baked beans, 17

TOODYAY ATTRACTIONS KATE AND TED he entry to Kate and Ted Toodyay’s quirky Home ware & Gift shop cannot be missed, with its pretty flower cart out front and delectable goods spilling out down the steps.

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Free Gift wrapping is available as well as Lay By, Gift Vouchers and Eftpos.

Open weekdays: 10 to 4pm Weekends: 10 to 3pm

Kate and Ted carries a rustic/ shabby range of products as well as Ladies Fashion, Jewellery Scarves and Bags.

The shop is redolent with the indulgent aromas of WIX A GLO brand Soy Candles which are all locally hand poured.

Pop into Kate and Ted and enjoy a relaxed atmosphere in which to browse.

COORINJA WINERY Coorinja, which is an Aboriginal word for ‘the place of seven springs’, was established in the 1880s, and has operated continuously since then. The Wood family has had it since 1919.

The current manager is Michael Wood. It’s a tiered three-storied building built of stone and brick. Coorinja specialises in fortified wines and is famous for its ports and masalas. Michael Zekulich, wine writer, described Coorinja as “a fortified haven” Coorinja produces a large selection of both table and dessert wines, including ports, sherries, muscats, liqueur muscats, ginger wines and marsalas. Their table wines include Shiraz and Grenache, Chenin Blanc, Alexandria and Moselle.

5914 Toodyay Road, Hoddys Well 5 kilometres from Toodyay on the Perth side.

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TOODYAY ATTRACTIONS TEA FOR TOODYAY ea, it used to be said was ‘the drink that cheers but does not inebriate’. Certainly it is a drink for all occasions, whether gulped out of a tin mug while builing a garden shed, drunk out of a plastic cup at a fete or sipped gently out of bone china at a High Tea. And there is as wide a variety of teas as there are tea drinkers. Newly opened shop Tea for Toodyay offers a huge range for the discerning tea drinker - organic, loose leaf, and packaged teas such as Licorice Root, Summer Berries, China pearls, Gunpowder Green to name just a few.

As well as the actual tea there is a whole huge range of all the accessories for enjoying the real amber fluid - strainers, infusers and tea pots, teacups new and vintage in china, porcelain and glass.

Proprietress Adele loves good china and offers antique, vintage and modern - Royal Albert, Noritaki, Masonware, Wedgwood and much more.

Best to pop in and have a browse ... and don’t forget, the milk goes in last.

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TEA FOR TOODYAY Specialising in Organic, Herbal and Flavoured Teas.

Vintage and Modern China

112b Stirling Terrace, Toodyay

0431 263 053 Hours:

Mon-Wed: Closed Thurs & Fri: 8:30am to 3:30pm Saturday: 8:30am to 12:30pm Sunday : 10:00am to 2:00pm (April to October)

TOODYAY GROWERS MARKET very day we are urged to have our five veggies and two fruits, but how many of us really, really want to spend that much time every couple of days in a supermarket selecting seasonal fresh produce. Do we, in fact, all have the knowledge to select what is nearly ripe, in season and at the best point to eat.

What we need is someone we can tell on-line to do all that hard work for us, pick the produce within our budget and deliver it to our door. How fortunate for us then is that is exactly what Toodyay Growers Market will do for you.

Most particularly important is the fact that you set the price you want to spend and how reasonable the prices are. Recent specials - A $40 Mixed Fruit and Vegetable box: potatoes, carrots, apples, bok choy, asparagus, lettuce, pears, bananas, zucchini, cucumber, plums, tomatoes, brown onions, capsicum and cabbage. In the $25 Fruit and Vegetable box: potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, bananas, apples, cucumber, lettuce, celery, onions and oranges.

As well as fruit and vegetables, Toodyay Growers Market offers on-line Cheese, Herbs and Spices and Sauces, Dressings and Oils. Check out their website www.toodyaygrowersmarket.com for all these and more.

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THE GOLLY EMPORIUM AND TOY MUSEUM o truer friend ever exists than Teddie, or Golly, or Mr Woofy or Snoopy. Joanne Sherar, owner of the Gollywog Emporium and Toy Museum in Toodyay came late to Gollywogs, falling in love with them some thirty years ago.

Since then she has steadily added to what was first a small collection, then a large collection and now pretty much fills a whole large house in the Stationmaster’s House, commercial Gollys and Teddies jostle together with handknitted Grannymade and patchwork ones from craft shops.

The Stationmaster’s House is an historic Federation home in Toodyay and the museum, which spills into several rooms.

And while you’re there, revelling in nostalgia, working up a thirst, you may feel the need for a cuppa and a home-made scone spread with home-made local jam and cream.

Joanne’s rustic High Teas include lovely fresh sandwiches, miniature delicious pies, glossy glazed fruit tarts and marzipan-covered Battenburg cakes.

Well worth a visit to see the toys and revisit your lost

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FICTION THE SECRET OF THE HOUSE SUE MORLEY

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t was in the year 1916 that a property in Phillips Road Mundaring was built for Ted Jacoby.

He and his wife Frances, had four children, Harry, Owen, Nola and Lucy. It was there that they ran a boarding house, catering for fourteen guests, each paying eight shillings per night.

It was quite a journey in those days getting from Perth to Mundaring. Visitors would travel up by train on the new railway line.

One such visitor was the inspector of dams, a Mr H Sourby. He was, as his name implied, a surly, taciturn man, not given to light hearted conversation or pleasantries.

He often stayed at the house on Phillips

POETRY THE SONG O’ THE GOSPEL O’ BILLY O’TEA WAYNE PANTALL

Billy O’Tea is an old mate o’ mine, and if he says “It’s dinkum” well by me it’s fine.

When Billy’s on song, believe what you will, but “It’s dinky-di Gospel”, according to Bill.

What’s dinkum to Mathew, Mark, Luke and John, isn’t always the same track that Billy is on.

But it’s all true blue, cos Billy told me.

It’s the “fair dinkum gospel” o’ Billy O’Tea. There’s been some times, I’ve been loath to agree, when the smoke from his fire, made the truth hard to see.

But Billy explains, while bubbling away, “It’s as dinkum as I’m sitting with you today”.

Bill’s waltzed Matilda, with ‘wee Nipper Scotch’, from Wyndham down to Walpole, with nary a botch.

With Nipper beside, as “spiritshul guide”, there to stoke up his coals, when his spirits subside.

He tells of the Banjo, Henry, J C, while he’s pouring his soul out, to old mugs like me.

If “it’s honest to God”, Billy can tell.

And he’ll pick the knot out of the yarn, just as well.

I recall once, as we sat down to tea, when he told us how ‘Gotchas’ will hide up a tree.

To flickering flames, his eyes became wide, with his ashen face grateful for Nipper beside.

Be it ‘Albany Road’, ‘Bluey McNab’, or old ‘Hobo the Bitza’ - attention he’ll grab.

So sit for a yarn, as Billy warms up.

Give a rest to Matilda, and pass Bill your cup.

As age wearies me, my wallaby tires, and I feel I can sense when my rego expires, within what I’ll have to comfort me will be the “dinky-di Gospel“, according to Bill.

Road when he made regular visits to the newly completed Mundaring Weir.

Frances Jacoby always felt uneasy when Mr Sourby came to stay at their establishment. He was a difficult customer, she always found, and seemed hard to please. He seemed to be “too big for his boots” she often told Ted after a long day of running the boarding house, doing all the many chores, and caring for the children.

One particular visit by Mr Sourby seemed especially irritated, nothing anyone did, or said, seemed to suit. Most people he met felt that he was unsuited to his job of Inspector; he usually got people ‘offside.’

He gave the impression that anything, and anyone he inspected, would not be up to his standard.

The other guests, who were staying at the boarding house at the same time, soon tired of trying to make conversation and gave him a wide berth. He would be seen eating the evening meal, at a separate table, scowling over the West Australian newspaper.

Mr Sourby had booked a three night visit at the guesthouse, which was his usual length of stay.

On the second night after his lonely dinner, he proceeded to go for an early evening walk through the bush that surrounded the guesthouse. It was Spring, and the wildflowers were plentiful that year.

Mrs Jacoby stated that even he could not fail to have an improvement in temper, in such beautiful surroundings.

Ted and Frances had prepared for the morning, the children and most of the guests were in bed.

“Have you seen old Sourby dear, is he in his room, I need to lock up?” Ted asked Frances. She replied that she hadn’t seen him return from his walk.

They decided to leave the door unlocked, and they went to bed.

The next morning there was still no sign of Mr Sourby. He did not appear for breakfast. A messenger came from the Weir to enquire about him as he had missed several appointments that morning.

Ted thought he had better tell Sergeant Fowler at the police station, just in case something had befallen old Sourby on his meander through the bush.

A search party was organised and a local tracker, who knew the bush like the back of his hand, was employed.

Several days went by; Sergeant Fowler went

through Mr Sourby’s belongings to ascertain if there were any clues to his disappearance, there was nothing unusual. His wallet was intact, containing all his money and a photograph of a beautiful woman.

Mr Sourby’s mystery woman

Back in Perth, his house was searched and all attempts to discover who the woman was in the photograph failed. It seemed he was a lonely man, disliked by many people, he had no family.

The mystery of his disappearance was never solved.

If the house, which is known now as Craigie House, knows the secret, it has never disclosed it.

Pull up a stump, cobbers - drag up a pew.

Spin us all a good yarn - or a bad one’ll do.

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The Magician’s Daughter Judith Janeway Poisoned Pen Press Karen R Treanor

alentine Hill became a magician because her mother said that her father was one.

It’s only years later that she discovers this was a sort of sick joke, but by that time Valentine has no illusions about her mother’s tenuous grasp on anything approaching truth.

Valentine herself has an almost pathological dislike of lying, thanks to her Aunt Jane.

Elizabeth, Valentine’s mother, has never earned an honest dime, and the girl’s early years were spent helping her mother to cheat, gyp and lie her way into and out of the lives of various well-to-do men.

Escaping that life, Valentine entered another one equally odd: having no identity papers of any sort, she’s a non-person. Homeschooled by Aunt Jane, Valentine is well-educated, but without a birth certificate she can’t get a social security card and without that, she might as well not exist.

At age twentysomething she sets off for San Francisco, pursuing both her former partner, who stole her life savings, and the rumour of her mother, whom Ashley, a chance acquaintance, informs her is living with her own father.

In short order Valentine gets badly beaten up in the apartment where her mother lived, finds a dead man, is suspected of murder, meets an FBI agent who is herself beaten up and killed, and ends up living in temporary digs in a derelict building.

She has a hard time convincing the law enforcement people she meets that she’s an honest woman. She eventually manages to convince the FBI that she’s their key to building a case against the criminal with whom Elizabeth now lives, and to do this she inveigles her way into Ashley’s home and confronts Elizabeth.

“Whatever the con is, I want in,” Valentine tells her mother. To a crook the world is crooked, so Elizabeth doesn’t suspect that Valentine might be working for or with the guys in the white hats—and Valentine herself isn’t sure about some of them. Is the cab-driver Rico on the wrong side of the law; is he a double agent; and how can she tell her heart to stop finding him so attractive?

This is a very entertaining book with lots of twists and turns. You’ll be as puzzled as Valentine is about some of the characters and their motivations---who’s on the up-and-up and who’s up to no good?

And at the end, will Valentine have the answer to the one question for which she’s been hunting her mother for the last nine years?

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Satan’s Lullaby Priscilla Royal Poisoned Pen Press Karen R Treanor

f you enjoyed the Brother Cadfael books, you’re sure to like this series, set in the 13th century at Tyndal Priory, a double monastery where both men and women live within the walls, all of them overseen by Prioress Eleanor and her second in charge, Brother Andrew. On a day in autumn 1278 the entire congregation is gathered to welcome—although the term may not be quite correct—Father Etienne Davoir, the brother of the order’s founder, Abbess Isabeau.

He has come to investigate the workings of the priory from top to bottom, and the implied insult is not lost on Eleanor and her senior staff. Eleanor knows her accounts are in impeccable order, but fears there is dirty work afoot somewhere.

Someone must have cast suspicion on the priory or its prioress.

Father Davoir and his staff are a burden on the busy priory, more so when one of the junior clerics becomes ill and Davoir refuses to let Sister Anne, the best qualified medical person present, treat or even examine the young man because she is a woman. Anne must attempt to diagnose the problems second hand through the eyes of Andrew. The illness is in fact merely a bad hangover, but then the young man dies and Davoir is determined that the devil has worked through Anne to murder his clerk.

Eleanor is beside herself with worry about this but Davoir pursues his campaign with the zeal of a fanatic. He offends just about everyone in the monastery and the wider world outside, including Ralf the Crowner, the agent of the King’s justice in this part of Norfolk.

Eleanor’s worries are increased by learning that the real reason behind the inspection is an accusation that she and Brother Thomas have had a carnal relationship. Support comes from an unexpected quarter when Davoir interviews sub-Prioress Ruth, a woman who bitterly resents Eleanor’s elevation to the top job.

Told of the allegations against Thomas and Eleanor, Ruth, obviously hating having to speak well of her superior, swears that the accusation is “without any basis and spoken with foul intent.”

Clearly it will take more the prayers to identify the murderer and exonerate Sister Anne. Ralf steps in, and putting aside his deep worry about his heavily pregnant wife, he and Thomas manage to bring things to a head in an unexpected and dramatic denouement.

The murderer’s motive proves to be as old as Genesis; one could hope it might teach the haughty Davoir something, but that’s a fleeting thought: he gathers up what dignity he can and departs in a cloud of self-righteousness. (He’s a nasty piece of work, and many of us have met his ilk in the modern world.)

Whether you think you like historical fiction or not, you will enjoy this book.

Highly recommended.

ART AND ARTISTS MAC CLARE STROUD

HEARTLINES ince 2005, MAC has celebrated the art of children’s book creation through heARTlines and the celebrations this year include workshops, talks and a Great Book Swap.

May promises to be another action packed month at MAC. We have opened calls for Expressions of Interest to be part of the MAC exhibition program for 2016 – if you are wanting to exhibit or have a fantastic idea for an exhibition we want to hear from you!

We also launch into the excitement of our biennial heARTlines Children’s Literature and Book Illustration Festival. Since 2005, MAC has celebrated the art of children’s book creation through heARTlines and the celebrations this year include workshops, talks and a Great Book Swap. This is complemented by an outstanding exhibition of original book illustrations from recently published children’s literature by WA authors and illustrators.

This is complemented by an outstanding exhibition of original book illustrations from recently published children’s literature by WA authors and illustrators. heARTlines brings literature and art enrichment to the eastern edge of Perth and in 2015, curator and author Cristy Burne has invited Jen Banyard, AJ (Amanda) Betts, Wendy Binks, Karen Blair, Raewyn Caisley, Kelly Canby, Gabriel Evans, Deb Fitzpatrick, James Foley, Mark Greenwood, Kylie Howarth, Kyle Hughes-Odgers, Frané Lessac, Patricia Negus, Mark Pardoe, Den Scheer and Briony Stewart to participate in the festival's events. By special arrangement with The Lit Centre, artworks by Terry Denton from Jandamarra (author Mark Greenwood) will also be on display.

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heARTlines opens Friday the 15th May, at the Mundaring Arts Centre.

Viewing times are Saturday the 16 May to the 28th of June. Opening hours are Tuesday to Friday 10:00am - 5:00pm, Saturdays and Sundays from 11:00am to 3:00pm. Closed Mon And Public Holidays -oOoWORKSHOPS Jewellery Workshops with Willem Heyneker Join internationally renowned jeweller, Willem Heyneker in his picturesque studio in Darlington over four weeks and learn the techniques of piercing, soldering, fold forming and reticulation to create your own unique sterling silver bracelet and ring set.

Sunday 10th, 17th, 24th & 31st May from 10.30am - 3.30pm. Costs $440 or $396 for MAC members (materials included). Suitable for adults Bookings are essential.

Watercolour Painting and Illustration with Gabriel Evans Gabriel Evans has illustrated over fifteen books, working in traditional materials including watercolour, gouache and coloured inks to create his whimsical paintings.

Join Gabriel for a fun-filled day of creative exploration to learn about watercolour techniques and apply them to create your own illustrative painting to take home.

Thursday 11th June from 10am - 3pm. Costs: $110 or $99 for MAC or KSP members.

Suitable for 16 plus at MAC (Some materials included) Bookings are essential.

GREAT (kid’s) BOOK SWAP What’s your favourite children’s story? Want to share it with others?

Here is a terrific way to give away your favourite books and find some new favourites at the Great (Kid’s) Book Swap.

During Reconciliation Week (28 May - 2 June), Gallery 2 will become the haven of kids lit past and present. All you need to do is bring your old story book along to Gallery 2 and drop it off. Have a look through any others and, if you see another story you would like to read, you can make a gold coin donation and take your new favourite story home, it’s that easy!

MEET THE MAKERS Join the heARTlines curator Cristy Burne and some of the festival’s artists and authors, as they discuss and demonstrate their passion for literature.

For this session, you will meet renowned illustrators, James Foley and Frané Lessac and authors Mark Greenwood, Cristy Burne and Amanda (AJ) Betts as they share their knowledge, stories and inspirations.

The session will conclude with an illustrator duel… be prepared with some exciting adjectives and see what happens next!

Then relax over a lovely warm, mulled wine and nibbles and a bit of informal mingling with the session’s presenters.

Sunday 21st June from 1:00pm - 2.30pm.

Costs $5 or $4.50 MAC and KSP member.

Suitable for 16 plus at MAC. Afternoon tea provided. Bookings are essential.

Landscape Painting with Wendy Binks Join well-known artist, illustrator and author Wendy Binks in a full-day workshop exploring acrylic painting techniques.

In this session, Wendy will help you create an amazing piece of art you will be proud to hang on any wall using simple rules, methods and shortcuts. You will leave with one practice piece and one completed large canvas.

This workshop is for absolute, non-painting beginners…. be brave, you will be amazed!

Sunday 28th June at 10:00am to 4:00pm.

Costs $110 or $99 for MAC and KSP members.

Suitable for 16 plus at MAC (materials provided).

Bookings are essential.

All the money raised from the exchange of books will go to the Indigenous Literacy Foundation to help send books and literacy resources to Indigenous kids and their families in remote communities across Australia - so more kids can enjoy stories.

If you can’t make it during Reconciliation Week (28 May - 2 June), books can be swapped any time except Wednesday’s, 4 - 28 June, during heARTlines Children’s Literature and Book Illustration Festival (Tues, Thurs, Fri 10am - 5pm, Sat and Sun 11am - 3pm).

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COMMUNITY THE COCA-COLA STORY

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here can be only a few Amazonian Indians unknown to civilization that need to have Coca Cola explained to them.

There can be no more recognisable icon of the twentieth century than the red and white script logo of the carbonated beverage.

It’s been the subject of songs ‘I’d like to buy the world a Coke ...” and movies - One, Two, Three, The Gods Must Be Crazy, The Coca-Cola Kid and others as well as being sold in every country in the world save Cuba and North Korea (where it’s available on the ‘grey’ market’.)

But its origins may be less well-known and are a fascinating story of ingenuity and unbelievably clever marketing.

In April 1865 while serving as lieutenant colonel of the Confederate Army’s 12th Cavalry Regiment, Georgia State Guard, John Pemberton was wounded in the Battle of Columbus, Georgia.

He was slashed across the chest by a sabre, and like many wounded veterans, he became addicted to the morphine used to ease the pain.

He was a pharmacist and as such searched for a cure for his addiction.

In 1866, in Columbus, Georgia, he started working on painkillers that would serve as opium-free alternatives to morphine.

His first was “Dr. Tuggle’s Compound Syrup of Globe Flower. He then began experimenting with coca and coca wines, eventually creating his own version of the famously popular Vin Mariani (a favourite tipple of the Queen-Empress Victoria)containing kola nut and damiana, which he called Pemberton’s French Wine Coca.

In 1885, Pemberton registered his French Wine Coca nerve tonic. In 1886, when Atlanta and Fulton County passed prohibition legislation, Pemberton responded by developing Coca-Cola, essentially a non-alcoholic version of French Wine Coca.

It was initially sold as a patent medicine for five cents a glass at soda fountains, which were popular in the United States at the time due to the belief that carbonated water was good for the health.

Pemberton claimed Coca-Cola cured many diseases, including morphine addiction, dyspepsia, neurasthenia, headache, and impotence. Pemberton ran the first advertisement for the beverage on May 29 of the same year in the Atlanta Journal.

Asa Griggs Candler started his business career

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Colonel John Pemberton, pharmacist

as a drugstore clerk and manufacturer of patent medicines. In 1888 he bought the formula for Coca-Cola from John Pemberton and several other shareholders for $550.

The subsequent success

of Coca-Cola was largely due to Candler’s aggressive marketing of the product.

In 1892, Candler set out to incorporate a company; "The Coca-Cola Company" (the current corporation). On September 12, 1919, CocaCola Co. was purchased from the Candler family by a group of investors led by the Trust Company of Georgia for $25 million. The new Coca-Cola Co. was reorganized and reincorporated in the state of Delaware. Five hundred thousand shares of stock in the new company were issued and offered to the public for $40 a share.

The sale of Coca-Cola and subsequent chance for the public to purchase stock made national and international news.

The first bottling of Coca-Cola occurred in 1891. The proprietor of the bottling works was Joseph A. Biedenharn. The original bottles were Biedenharn bottles, very different from the much later hobble-skirt design of 1915 now so familiar.

The first outdoor wall advertisement that promoted the Coca-Cola drink was painted in 1894 in Cartersville, Georgia.

By the time of its 50th anniversary, the soft drink had reached the status of a national icon in the USA. In 1985, Coca-Cola, amid much publicity, attempted to change the formula of the drink with "New Coke". Taste tests revealed most consumers preferred the taste of New Coke to both Coke or Pepsi but Coca-Cola management was unprepared for the public's nostalgia for the old drink, leading to a backlash.

The company gave in to protests and returned to a variation of the old formula within the year.

According to hoax-busting website Snopes, a popular myth states that only two executives

have access to the formula, with each executive having only half the formula. However, several sources state that while Coca-Cola does have a rule restricting access to only two executives, each knows the entire formula and others have known the formula.

When launched, Coca-Cola's two key ingredients were cocaine and caffeine. The cocaine was derived from the coca leaf and the caffeine from kola nut, leading to the name CocaCola (the "K" in Kola was replaced with a "C" for marketing purposes).

Pemberton called for five ounces of coca leaf per gallon of syrup, a significant dose; in 1891, Candler claimed his formula (altered extensively from Pemberton's original) contained only a tenth of this amount. Coca-Cola once contained an estimated nine milligrams of cocaine per glass. In 1903, it was removed entirely and now uses a cocaine-free coca leaf extract.

Kola nuts act as a flavouring and the source of caffeine in Coca-Cola.

The familiar Coca-Cola logo was created by John Pemberton's bookkeeper, Frank Robinson in 1885.

Robinson came up with the name and chose the logo's distinctive cursive script.

The typeface used, known as Spencerian script, was developed in the mid-19th century and was the usual form of formal handwriting in the United States during that period.

Robinson also played a significant role in early Coca-Cola advertising. His promotional suggestions to Pemberton included giving away thousands of free drink coupons and plastering the city of Atlanta with publicity banners and streetcar signs.

In 1915, the Coca-Cola Company launched a competition among its bottle suppliers to create a new bottle for their beverage that would distinguish it from other beverage bottles, "a bottle which a person could recognize even if

they felt it in the dark, and so shaped that, even if broken, a person could tell at a glance what it was."

Chapman J. Root, president of the Root Glass Company, turned the project over to his staff, including Earl R. Dean, bottle designer and supervisor of the bottle moulding room.

Root and his subordinates decided to base the bottle's design on one of the soda's two ingredients, the coca leaf or the kola nut, but didn’t know what either ingredient looked like.

Dean went to the local library but were unable to find any information about coca or kola. Instead, Dean was inspired by a picture of the gourd-shaped cocoa pod.

Dean made a rough sketch and over the next 24 hours Dean sketched out a concept drawing which was approved. Dean created a bottle mould and produced a small number of bottles. Dean's ‘contour’ bottle was chosen over other entries and was on the market the same year.

By 1920, the contour bottle became the standard for the Coca-Cola Company. Today, the contour Coca-Cola bottle is one of the most recognized packages on the planet..."even in the dark!"

Coca-Cola's advertising has significantly affected American culture, and it is frequently credited with inventing the modern image of Santa Claus as an old man in a red-and-white suit.

Although the company did start using the red-andwhite Santa image in the 1930s, with its winter advertising campaigns, the motif was already common.

Before Santa Claus, Coca-Cola relied on images of smartly dressed young women to sell its beverages.

Coca-Cola's first such advertisement appeared in 1895, featuring the young Bostonian actress

Hilda Clark as its spokeswoman.

1941 saw the first use of the nickname "Coke" as an official trademark for the product, with a series of advertisements informing consumers that "Coke means Coca-Cola".

In 1971 a song from a Coca-Cola commercial called I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, became a hit single.

Coke's advertising is pervasive, as one of the company’s stated goals was to ensure that everyone on Earth drank Coca-Cola as their preferred beverage.

Many of these early television commercials for Coca-Cola featured movie stars, sports heroes and popular singers.

Coca-Cola has gone through a number of different advertising slogans in its long history, including "The pause that refreshes," "I'd like to buy the world a Coke," and "Coke is it".

In 1941 Robert Woodruff, then President and major shareholder, said ‘every man in uniform gets a bottle of Coca-Cola for 5 cents, wherever he is serving and whatever it costs the company.’

In 1886 Pemberton sold, on average, nine bottles a day. In 1944, the company sold it’s ‘One billionth gallon’ of Coca-Cola syrup.

Today consumers drink more than 1.8 billion Cokes every day.

Illustrations courtesy Public Domain, Wikimedia Commons, Pinterest & Coca-Cola.

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THE VOICE OF SWAN HILLS A GREEK TRAGEDY

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FRANK ALBAN MLA

ith the majority of events acknowledging was in the Australian Army, specifically the 2/11th the centenary of the Gallipoli campaign Australian Infantry Battalion, the first Western having come to a close, it seems apt to mention a Australian battalion in the Second World War. He was killed in action on 19 April 1941 at the campaign with significant similarities.

2016 marks 75 years since the Greek campaign age of only 32. Private Donaldson was a Mount of World War II, it is an appropriate time to shine a Helena resident, a wheat farmer whose parents emigrated from the north east of England. Here light on these oft-forgotten ANZACs. The Second ANZAC Corps was formed in lay a young man from my electorate of Swan April 1941 with approximately 34,000 Australians Hills, cut down in his prime while fighting for a and New Zealanders helping to defend Greece country that his family now called home. against Germany’s invasion. A mass evacuation of Private Edward Donaldson’s name can be approximately 28,000 ANZACs to the Greek island found on panel 35 in the Commemorative Area of Crete, leaving some 3600 Australians and New at the Australian War Memorial in Canberra.

As we stood there with nothing but blue sky Zealanders captured.

Once on Crete and alongside British and Greek visible, the weather suddenly changed; a gentle Allies, the ANZACs defended strongly against the mist moved in and a light rain started to fall; a German attack. Eventually some 16,000 members reminder of how quickly things can change. of British and Commonwealth forces would Due to the events of the campaign and the be evacuated to Egypt. The Greek and Cretan retreat, a considerable number of Allied soldiers population gave great support to the ANZACs and were left behind. A great number of Greek Commonwealth forces, with many paying a high citizens assisted these soldiers, both in terms of helping them escape or protecting them, often at price in reprisal from the German forces.

Last July I was invited to attend an ANZAC a high price. study tour of Greece with members of Parliament The relationship forged between the At the gravestone of Private Edward from both major parties and from across the Australian, New Zealand and other Allied forces Donaldson, Phaleron War Cemetery and the Greek and Cretan public has made a country. We toured sites of both the Gallipoli campaign, such as the port role with the ANZACs in the first in Moudros, used as a base of the World War, with nurses stationed at Allies, and those of the 1941 Greek the 3rd Australian General Hospital campaign such as the Corinth Canal, (AGH) on the island of Lemnos, the Preveli Monastery and Maleme less than 100km from the Gallipoli Airport, a site infamously taken by peninsular.

German paratroopers during the Portianos Military Cemetery is Battle of Crete. home to many of those soldiers who We visited the Phaleron survived long enough to leave the Commonwealth War Cemetery peninsular, but not long enough to where more than 2,000 Allies return home. are buried, with over a quarter Mustafa Kermal Atatürk, the first unidentified. The cemetery itself president of Turkey and a front line is rather overwhelming - the scale army officer during the Gallipoli is immense, with the Phaleron campaign said in 1934; Cremation Memorial and the Athens “Those heroes who shed their Memorial also located within the blood and lost their lives… You are grounds. The Athens Memorial Laying a wreath with the tour at Phaleron War Cemetery now lying in the soil of a friendly commemorates, among others, the country.

Therefore rest in peace.”

Allied losses in Greece and Crete significant mark throughout the local culture.

Those words could just as easily have been who remain without a final resting place.

Tributes and memorials are numerous used regarding our soldiers lying in rest in nearby I was particularly struck by the gravestone of throughout the island and the shared history of the Private Edward Donaldson. In a sea of unknown events in 1941 remains well known, particularly Greece and would have been prophetic given the graves, Private Donaldson’s stood out – but not only on the island of Crete. Greece played a significant events of the 1941 Greek campaign.

In times where international air travel wasn’t for the name etched in stone. Private Donaldson an option and travelling by sea was a long and arduous trip, parents grieving at the loss of a child would have been reassured at Atatürk’s words that their final resting place would be respected and maintained.

It is fair to say that those ANZACs interred in Greece were afforded the same respect.

2016 will mark seventy-five years since the Greek campaign, a fascinating and often overlooked part of Australia’s military history and of the ANZAC legend itself.

For more information, I highly recommend Peter Ewer’s fascinating 2008 book Forgotten Anzacs: the campaign in Greece, 1941.

Portianos Military Cemetery on the island of Lemnos

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NOTES FROM PARLIAMENT

GROWING

HON DONNA FARAGHER JP, MLC Member for East Metropolitan R egion Parlimentary Secretary to the Premier

GEOFF FRANCIS President, Mundaring Chamber of Commerce

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he Mundaring Arts centre provided an excellent evening for our last Sundowner.

The event was well attended and some very tasty nibbles provided by our friends at the Art centre. If you haven't visited this building on the corner of Great Eastern Highway and Nichol Street, Mundaring, then may I suggest you do.

Even if you have little appreciation of various forms of Art, the gift ideas are well worth checking out.

The Mundaring Chamber's next function is a breakfast with guest speaker Warren Reynolds. To be held in the Function room at the Connection Centre, Stoneville Road, Mundaring at 7.00am on Wednesday the 13th May. Please book on 9295 6411 or 0438 661 001.

Warren is the man behind the successful Muzz Buzz coffee group and he will talk on "why we start a business" - perhaps a good time for those of us in business to review where we are and what we aim to achieve.

This Chamber is co-operating with Swan Chamber of commerce to offer members of each organization member rates at each others’ functions As we grow in numbers we are better able to represent the needs of the many small businesses in the hills and Mundaring areas.

Unit 8 Vale Town Centre 31 Egerton Drive Aveley WA 6069 Phone: 9296 7688

Email: frank.alban@mp.wa.gov.au

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FLU AND WHOOPING COUGH VACCINATION

s winter approaches, the State Government has launched a new campaign aimed at encouraging pregnant women to vaccinate against the flu and whooping cough to better protect themselves and their baby.

Importantly, this is the first year that free whooping cough vaccinations have been offered to pregnant women across Western Australia.

This follows the recent release of new recommendations from the Australian Technical Advisory Group on Immunisation relating to whooping cough vaccination during pregnancy.

Whooping cough is a highly infectious disease and babies are particularly vulnerable as they cannot receive their first vaccination until six to eight weeks after birth.

Vaccination against whooping cough during pregnancy has shown to be safe and research has found that it is more effective in reducing the PERTUSSIS Pertussis, also known as whooping cough or 100 day cough, is a highly contagious bacterial disease. Initially symptoms are usually similar to those of the common cold with a runny nose, fever and mild cough.

This is then followed by weeks of severe coughing fits. Following a fit of coughing a high-pitched whoop sound or gasp may occur as the person breathes in. The coughing may last for more than a hundred days or ten weeks.

A person may cough so hard they vomit, break ribs, or become very tired from the effort.Children less than one year old may have little or no cough and instead have periods where they do not breathe. The period of time between infection and the onset of symptoms is usually seven to ten days. The disease may occur in those who have been vaccinated but symptoms are typically milder.

Pertussis is caused by the bacteria Bordetella pertussis. It is an airborne disease which spreads easily through the coughs and sneezes of an infected person. People are infectious to others from the start of symptoms until about three weeks into the coughing fits.

Those treated with antibiotics are no longer infectious after five days.

Prevention is mainly by vaccination with the pertussis vaccine. Initial immunization is recommended between six and eight weeks of age with four doses to be given in the first two years of life.

It is estimated that pertussis affects 16 million people worldwide a year. Most cases occur in the developing world and people of all ages may be affected. In 2013 it resulted in 61,000 deaths.

Australia reports an average of 10,000 cases a year, but the number of cases has increased in recent years.

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risk of young infants contracting whooping cough than vaccinating mothers after their child’s birth.

This is due to the added benefit of antibodies against whooping cough being transferred across the placenta from the mother to their unborn child.

The WA Department of Health is now encouraging pregnant women to be vaccinated against whooping cough during the third trimester of each pregnancy (between 28 and 32 weeks).

However, the vaccine can be given at any time during the third trimester up to delivery.

We must ensure that we do all that we can to reduce the likelihood of preventable diseases, like whooping cough, being spread throughout our community and this is a new measure aimed at reducing the risk of infection, particularly amongst children too young to be fully vaccinated.

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EDUCATION

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ENTERTAINMENT IT’S MY PARTY - REVIEW DOUGLAS SUTHERLAND-BRUCE

When we were lying to each other, that's when we were honest ... eath is pretty much the last taboo for Western society now. It wasn't always so, the Victorians celebrated it, took photos of themselves with their dead relatives and generally carried on as if death were a normal part of life.

So any play centering on the imminent death (by his own calculation) of one of the characters drives a very fine line indeed, risking falling either into farce or melodrama, neither of which would serve the play.

It's My Party And I'll Die If I Want To at Marloo is very much that sort of play. Ron Patterson (Ray Egan), retired stationery shop owner, is an ordinary Australian bloke who is a little bit inflexible. When a doctor tells him he's got three months to live, he works out that means 10:23pm on the night the play opens.

It runs in real time, the clock on the wall ticking off the minutes to Ron's supposed impending death, while he has commanded his family of son and two daughters to join him and his wife Dawn (Siobhan Vincent) in one last party celebration of Pavlova and partypies.

The play is an examination of the family's relationships and the secrets they all carry presented in a fast paced comedic style that has you laughing until you draw breath and think, hang on was that funny? A true black comedy.

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So much for the play, which is smoothly written and artfully plotted.

As to the production, we have become used to excellence from the Darlington Theatre Players at Marloo Theatre, but this was beyond community theatre and well into professional standards.

We routinely expect old hands like Egan and Vincent to do well, but what I was frankly not prepared for was the truly ensemble acting where each member of the five person cast (plus a brief undertaker) balanced perfectly against each other, trusting and working together.

Newcomers to Marloo stage as daughters Debbie (Belinda Djurdjevic) and Karen (Laura Williamson) were a revelation. So young and yet so skilled. Richard Hadler as the troubled son was

entirely convincing and the interaction between the five was as true a reflection of a family as I think I've ever seen on stage.

Director Brendan Tobin, making I think his debut as a straight play director, although he has pantos and musicals under his belt as well as a very long career as a professional performer, has made the most of the skills of his actors moulding each separate strand into a wonderfully cohesive whole.

A George Boyd set is always a joy, bit this one is beyond anything from the flawless box set to the myriad of mementos, knick-knacks, prints and blondewood furniture.

He and Properties Manager, Lesley Sutton must have had a ball. I was a trifle surprised not to see a Tretchikoff, however, as that was an essential part of every lounge when I was young.

If you don't often go to see live theater, if you think you're too busy or are in two minds, if you ever believe anything I say, DO NOT MISS THIS. It's My Party is a flawless production. Community theatre at its very best.

Adult themes and occasional coarse language.

Very Highly Recommended Indeed.

I’m now looking forward very much to their next production - an entirely new musical about the birth of Jazz - Basin Street Blues.

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STYLE BY KIRSTY DRESS RIGHT FOR YOUR FIRST DATE NIGHT

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ating is tricky. You can’t be too eager or too aloof. And are you trying to make them like you, or figuring out if you like them? And Oh My Word! What Will You Wear? (Insert dainty squeal or masculine sigh…).

Here are some tips and tricks to keep you looking and feeling fabulous for first date night.

It may not lead to wedding bells, but at least you’ll know you put your best foot forward with no regrets.

1. Coming Straight From Work: Sometimes heading out on a first date straight after work is unavoidable, so at least be prepared.

Men – take a fresh shirt, deodorant, a change of socks and a splash of cologne. Don’t overpower her with too much cologne – it’s a mood killer.

Unless you’re going somewhere super fancy, take off your tie and undo the top two buttons – no more than two, you’re not Fabio. If you work in utility clothes it’s best to go home, shower and change. You’ll look and feel better for it.

Ladies – take a fresh little dress to change into, something that won’t crinkle. Make sure it’s comfortable and flattering. Don’t wear white, Murphy’s Law will ensure that red wine and spag bol are splashed all over it.

Freshen up with moist toilettes, and touch up foundation. Wipe off and reapply lipstick fully.

Crusty old, layered on lipstick is Not Attractive. Be careful reapplying mascara, cakey mascara looks trashy. Think neutral with a touch of glamour.

KIRSTY NOAKES

Ladies – a soft cream, silk camisole with a coral skirt and a pretty pump shoe with delicate gold jewelry will show your soft, romantic and feminine side whilst making you feel calm and comfortable.

Men – Swap your black work pants for grey or navy blue. Pair with a light blue, white or purple collared shirt. Make sure your belt and shoes are polished and clean. Yeah, I really said that… If you’re going somewhere more casual, then dark blue denim jeans look fantastic with a collared

Ladies – show off your upper body, or show off your legs. But don’t do both. Why go for cheap and tacky when you can go for smart and sassy? Remember you can still look and feel sexy in a pretty top and a below the knee pencil skirt. Then you’ll be elegant and alluring at the same time. Sexy As! 4. Be Yourself: If you wouldn’t normally wear a suit and they make you feel uncomfortable – don’t wear one on a first date. And ladies, if you don’t normally wear heels, then a first date isn’t the time to try.

Fellas, check out Zara Man for handsome smart casual gear, and ladies, try Review and Cue for pretty dresses and separates.

Your clothes are the first thing you put on everyday that tell the world who you are.

Look sharp and handsome,

shirt, black belt and shoes.

3. Don’t Be A Show-Off: Let’s face it. Nobody likes a show off! For the ladies it’s the girl showing too much 2. Don’t be Depressing: skin, and for the menfolk it’s Black is for the office and funerals. Give it the the man who forgot to do his night off on first date night. Save your little black shirt buttons up. Either way, no dress for future occasions, and hang that black thank you. suit back in the wardrobe. Colour is flirty and fun, and you’ll feel fresher and more vibrant.

Men – that ‘buttons undone, thick gold chains, hairy chest look from the eighties’ didn’t impress the ladies back then, and believe me, still doesn’t today.

Even if you mum says you look lovely – you don’t.

or smart and sassy for your first date, but make sure you still look like you. After all – you’re the one that somebody wanted to go out with in the first place. Then sit back, relax, enjoy your evening and let Cupid take care of the rest.

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FINANCE INFLATIONARY STEPS - EXPERT WARNS STEVE BLIZARD

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ever-before-seen levels of money printing

by Central banks around the globe in order to stem deflation risks creating an unwanted confrontation between China and the US, says a senior investment bank strategist.

Dr. Pippa Malmgren, former Whitehouse adviser to President George W. Bush, who visited Sydney in February, argues in her latest book Signals: The Breakdown of the Social Contract and rise of Geopolitics that the quantitative easing efforts by central banks are helping to fuel geopolitical tension between the world’s major powers.

Currently serving on the British Ministry of Defence Working Group on Global Strategic Trends, Malmgren cited Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and China’s hostility in the South China Sea as cases in point.

Offering a fresh financial perspective, Dr. Malmgren’s book Signals carefully pieces together a patchwork quilt of economic signals; from magazine covers to grocery stores to military events.

These observations all come together for the reader when they step back to view the big-picture outlook woven therein.

During her Australian visit, I had the pleasure of meeting Pippa Malmgren, who said that Federal Reserve has been repeatedly delaying threats to tighten monetary policy because it suits the US to have significant inflation that would diminish the value of the US government’s massive public debt, which is about 75% of GDP. “The Fed will also try to tighten as slowly as possible so as to keep equity and bond markets high,” she said.

Presently advising many sovereign wealth funds and pension funds in the world, the former chief currency strategist for Bankers Trust and a head of global investment strategy for UBS said public debts were so great in the US and Europe that taxation and austerity alone were not viable solutions.

“Those two are vote losers; governments want their central banks to create inflation to wipe out the real value of their debts, which they owe typically to foreign governments,” she said.

Malmgren’s view is that the Federal Reserve’s goal to push the inflation rate to over 2% will force people to set aside more for living costs.

However with governments now holding most of the new bonds issued by the world’s biggest economies, the bond market cannot fulfil its traditional role as an early warning mechanism that alerts everyone to rising inflation.

Essentially, governments have used QE to snap off the antenna of bond markets.

QUANTITATIVE SQUEEZING QE is now catching people in a vice by pushing up their cost of living even as their income is still falling, thus helping to break the vital social contract between citizens and their governments.

“It’s an interesting phenomenon where it feels to people like everything that’s mandatory is going up in price, and everything that’s discretionary is going down.

“So your Apple iPad may be falling in price, but the cost of your rent, your subway fare, your school fees, your college books, healthcare; all the things you have to have, those prices are definitely rising.

“If we look around the world, there are extraordinary examples of inflation unfolding right before our eyes.

“Recently Belarus has found the shop shelves stripped bare because the inflation hit very quickly, Russia’s about to hit about 17% inflation, Argentina’s at 23%; but the Federal Reserve says, “That’s not our problem” she says.

Dr. Malmgren admits “You can talk to investment bankers and policy makers, who’ll say there’s no inflation, then you go to their homes and the only thing they can discuss over dinner is the rising cost of living.”

“And foreign governments are fully aware of this and they are already taking (steps) now to protect their assets and find compensation for their future loss in other ways.

“So far the statistics aren’t showing inflation because asset prices are not included in the

calculation, but inflation is a near certainty,” she said, arguing that consumer price inflation would ultimately catch up with asset price growth,” she said.

MARGIN COMPRESSION While various cities around the globe are recording all-time high prices for land, Malmgren identifies margin compression for business as problematic.

Profit margins are weak, due to a contest between genuine deflationary forces and real inflationary impulses, creating real pain for consumers.

As a result Malmgren doubts hyperinflation will emerge.

“In Australia, for instance, a shrinking number and size of biscuits in a packet and the introduction of smaller beers such as the ‘schmidi’ are examples of what I call ‘shrinkflation’, she said.

In April, Cadbury’s global parent company Mondelez blamed higher costs for shaving 20% off the size of the popular Freddo Frog, to 12g from 15g, but with no change to the recommended retail price.

SAUDI OIL DILEMMA When queried about the falling oil price, Dr. Malmgren said that the Saudis realised that if they didn’t do something about the oil price, their main geopolitical opponents, Iran, Russia and the US were being empowered to start producing more.

So the Saudis made a very deliberate decision to engage in supply destruction.

However she maintains over time there’ll be upward pressure again on the oil price.

THE WAY OUT Malmgren’s solution is through growth and innovation, many examples of which are highlighted throughout Signals.

However she warns that “China’s belligerence in the South China Sea will be a problem for Australia because it’s your biggest trading partner, but the US is your military ally.”

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The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Mind

PERSONAL GROWTH ON MOTHERS DAY

GLENNYS MARSDON

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ast year I went to a ‘personal growth’ seminar.

You know the kind of thing, a raft of experts spruking a book or DVD offer.

After spending two days trapped in a cavernous room, listening to ‘motivational' speeches echo off the walls, the seminar finally finished on the Saturday night before Mother’s Day. On Sunday morning I invited my parents into my home for Mothers Day celebrations, I pondered, maybe the seminar had more of an effect on me than I thought … see what you think?

Before my parents arrived I placed two kitchen chairs side by side and attached a VIP sign to the back of each one. When my parents knocked on the front door I ushered them in.

‘Quickly, come in, take a seat. You don’t want to miss this, we’re going to have a World Class Mother’s Day,’ I proclaimed as Eye of the Tiger reached its crescendo.

‘Do you want a drink, hands up, yes or yes?

Here try these chilli peanuts they’re really good, true or true? How’s your day been, hands up, good or good?’ I asked speaking faster than a Biggest Loser contestant trying to explain the packet of doughnuts secreted under her bed.

Three rapid fire questions each designed to elicit a positive response. They had worked their magic as I noticed Mum’s hand move slightly upwards from her lap. Drinks in hand, my parents started to tell me about their week.

‘Turn to the person next to you and say ‘This is going to be the best Mother’s Day yet,’’ I interrupted.

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THE IDLER Bewildered my parents just looked at me blankly but I pressed on.

‘I’d like to tell you a story, can I tell you a story?’ They both nodded, slowly.

‘Good. This morning, I went to the shops to get prawns, but I couldn’t find a parking spot. I drove around searching, searching, but couldn’t see anything in front of me, I was lost in the endless car park of my life. I didn’t think I was going to get out and then … (pause for effect) .. just as I was about to give up a man appeared before me ... (soft voice) ... a stranger. He bent down to my window and said … ‘what you’re looking for is down there, keep going and you will find what you seek’.

‘Thanking the man I set off on the path he suggested only to find a car reversing out of a parking space. Do you see? Just when I was about to give up all hope. I’d listened to the stranger, found the car park and got the prawns. I’d manifested what I wanted. What do you think,

was that good or good?’

Mum’s hand waivered again, but I continued.

‘I was in the right place at the right time and more importantly I was open to any opportunities.

Are you open to opportunities, yes or yes?’

Mum mumbled ‘yes’ then lowered her head and gave a quick sideways glance at dad.

‘Let me tell you what I’m offering you today, you’re going to love it. Here are the top five things we’re going to have for lunch. Prawns, chicken pie, potatoes, peas and carrots. But that’s not all there’s chocolate cake for dessert. All up that’s a value of around $150. Does that sound good or good?’

Dad put down his glass, stood up and started

pacing. ‘Not yet Dad you’re too early.’ I said directing him back to his seat. ‘Usually this offer would costs $250, but today it’s … $50 … hands up good or good?’

Mum reluctantly raised her hand guessing by now that the best approach was to placate me.

‘And for today only you also get this badly wrapped present and … and a card.’

'The whole package would usually cost $500, and then there’s the personal one on one time with me, so around $2,500. But for today I’m giving you a special offer of $1,000. Not only do you get all this Mum (pause for effect), but now it’s for two people, yes, Dad can stay too,’ I emphasised in my loud warrior voice.

Mum turned to Dad, a weak smile crossing her face.

Let’s recap. The whole package is … prawns, chicken, potatoes, peas, carrots a badly wrapped present, a soppy card, time with me and Dad can stay too … but. It’s only available to the first person who makes it over to the kitchen table … and if you make it there within the next two minutes, it’s …(pause for effect, take out a piece of paper and scribble down a figure, then turn the paper around) … $100, go, go, go.’ I yelled.

Mum leaned a little closer to Dad, the two of them whispering. Then Mum stood.

This is good, I’d followed the exact same sales process I’d witnessed twenty times during the seminar, I was going to close the deal.

‘Why don’t you have a seat dear,’ said Mum, ‘I’ll get the pie out of the oven, you have a rest.’

-oOo Weeks on I have a clearer head and strongly advise you not to schedule any significant meetings, dinners or family events for at least twenty hours after a ‘personal growth’ seminar, or you might find that your next ‘personal growth’ session involves several little men in white coats.

Seriously though, if you attend a seminar that you feel is using high pressure sale techniques make sure you don’t sign anything on the day, and contact Consumer Protection if you have cause for concern.

SAFE Saving Animals From Euthanasia (SAFE) was founded by Sue Hedley in 2003. Since then SAFE has developed branches and networks across the state.

SAFE’s dedicated work has had a positive impact on people, pets and wildlife.

SAFE’s innovative foster care program provides temporary care for animals until a permanent home is found. This means there are no cages or time lines on an animal’s life.

Your donation or bequest can ensure SAFE can continue its life saving work.

Have a look at our website: www.safe.asn.au

POETRY FOR MY MOTHER

(The Gift of sunshine in a Bloom) BYRON GUEST

MAYA

he summer’s sun, now less direct Gives blooming flowers their full effect, Roses put their fresh flush on Upon new stems, bright buds they don.

The soil no longer dry and burned Well moistened with the season turned, This watery gift the new rains shed Lifts the garden’s drooping head.

The shining crowns of the Marigold Cheers the cheek of the gardener cold, And the pansies ever smiling face Cover the ground like a flowery lace.

So feeble she tries with her wintry blusters To destroy the persistent Bougainvillea clusters, That hang like Chinese lanterns glowing Amidst the Autumn cold winds blowing.

But as the sun strays from the sky And Autumn hangs her clouds up high, You should never fear this gloomy time For you may grow your own sunshine.

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i there – my name is Maya and guess what? In Sanskrit my names means ‘magic’ and guess what? I love doggy puzzles and conundrums to keep me intellectually stimulated and I thrive on being taught tricks.

Please don’t overlook I’m bloomin’ gorgeous or be surprised at the doggy envy I attract down the park with my marvellous markings.

Maya is a fabulous and playful eight month old pup with a loving nature who needs a big backyard to run around in and a family to entertain her.

She is a clever dog - barks to alert you when she hears something outside and can shake hands too! Maya would be a loving addition to a family with older children who can give her the affection and attention she needs, help her burn off some energy and be consistent with her training.

Maya was one of a litter of nine pups brought to SAFE by the rangers.

An agreement had been made with a local indigenous community that the puppies could come into the SAFE program for rehoming and assistance was given to the community to desex the parents.

Maya was adopted by a family whose children weren’t subsequently able to provide the level and consistency of training needed for an intelligent, young pup.

She has now been surrendered for rehoming as part of our “lifetime guarantee”. SAFE wants

Either in the sky or in the ground It matters not where it is found, For sunshine’s free and when given dearly Will part any cloud that’s dark and dreary.

Will lighten any heart that feels it loss, And through their petals lovingly toss, A ray of colourful sunshine your way To brighten up the month of May. So to my mother my love is shown With flowers her son has lovingly grown, For nothing better to lift the gloom Than the gift of sunshine in a bloom. animals to be wanted so we will always take them back without hesitation, if for any reason it’s not working.

Maya is desexed, microchipped, vaccinated and toilet trained.

Already in love with Maya but think she’s too far away? Not a problem! Thanks to our sponsors at QANTAS Air Freight and the Toll Group she can be flown to Perth for a reasonable fee.

If you’re looking for a loving dog to be part of the family don’t miss out on this beautiful girl!

Contact SAFE Karratha on (08) 9185 4634.

Photo credits - Emilie Cowell.

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WHAT’S ON IF YOU WOULD LIKE AN EVENT LISTED IN THIS COLUMN RING JAN ON 9298 8495 CANCER BIG MORNING TEA Ellenbrook Wednesday, May 20 Doors open 9.30am at the Salvation Army Hall, Ellenbrook for a 10.00 am start. Raffles etc, $10.00 entry plus door prize Phone Brian or Bev on 9296 7640 or Bev on 0417 643 098 ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Glen Forrest Group Every Monday evening We meet at 7.00pm at the Glen Forrest Uniting Church, Mc Glew Rd, Glen Forrest. Call Dermot 0488 905 211 or John 0448 074 536 or the Perth Office (all hours) 9325 3566.

AUSTRALIAN BREASTFEEDING ASSOC. Discussion groups, guest speakers, morning tea. Free breastfeeding counselling. Expectant mothers, mothers, babies and children welcome.

National Breastfeeding Helpline 1800 686 2686 is a 24 hour 7 days a week service.

Swan/Mundaring Group meets every Monday, 9:30-11:30am at the Gumnuts Family Centre, 8 Mudalla Way, Koongamia. A qualified ABA counsellor is present at each meeting to give confidential information and support on breastfeeding issues. Contact Natalie 9572 4971.

Kalamunda Group meets fortnighly on a Thursday, 9:30-11:30am at the Maida Vale Baptist Church, Edney Road, High Wycombe.

Contact Jenny 9252 1996.

Northam Group meets each second Tuesday of the month at the Bridgeley Community Centre, Wellington Street, Northam 10am to Noon.

Fourth Tuesday each month at Toodyay Playgroup, Stirling Terrace, Toodyay. Noon to 2pm. Please phone Louisa 9574 0229.

HILLS CHRONIC PAIN SUPPORT GROUP 1st Wednesday of each month Hilltop Grove Estate, 1645 Jacoby Street, Mahogany Creek. Morning tea provided, between 10.30 - 12.00 noon.

Enquiries Terina 9572 1655.

SWAN HARMONY SINGERS Every Wednesday evening Swan Harmony Singers are welcoming new members, especially men, to join us at the Salvation Army Church Hall, 371 Morrison Rd, (opposite Swan View Primary School), Swan View.

We meet from 7-9pm, to sing music ranging from jazz to pop, plus the occasional classic.

As we are starting on a new programme of songs, this is the perfect time to join. No auditions.

For more information, call Chris on 9298 9529 or 0435 062 728. Come and sing with us!

MUSTARD SEED DISCOVERING COMPUTERS Mustard Seed is a non-profit organisation and caters for all aspects of everyday computing.

Ability levels from beginner to advanced are welcome and learners proceed at their own pace.

There are desktops, laptops, iPad and Android tablets, scanners, printers and Wi-Fi broadband internet. Cost is $3 per session.

Enrolments in 2014 exceeded 100. To gain a place in 2015 enrol now. Forms and information are available by: Phoning 9299 7236 or 0416 815 822 or E. discoveringcomputers@westnet.com.au.

ELLENBROOK COMMUNITY WEIGHT LOSS CLUB Every Wednesday evening We meet from 6.45pm to 8.00pm at the Woodlake Community Hall, Meeting room 1.

Highpoint Blvd, Ellenbrook. Friendly support THE HILLS CHOIR group and low cost. Male and females of all Monday Evenings Do you enjoy singing and joining with others ages welcome. Contact Shirley 9276 7938 to make beautiful music? Come and join the Hills shirleysardelich@aapt.net.au.

Choir. We meet from 7.30 to 9.30pm at the Uniting Church on Stoneville Road, Mundaring. Contact ELLENBROOK LOCAL & GENERAL MARKETS Saturday, 13 June Margie on 9295 6103 for further information.

This is a family friendly indoor market featuring a variety of handmade & unique market stalls, SWAN VALLEY SQUARES – ELLENBROOK face painting, hot coffee, gourmet food and free Every Friday Night children’s craft and giant games activities held Modern Australian Square Dancing from from 10am to 2pm at the Ellenbrook Salvation 8.00 pm – 10.00 pm Woodlake Community Hall, 1 Highpoint Blvd, Ellenbrook. Friendly, fun and Army Hall (Woodlake Blvd). low cost. No previous experience necessary. All For more information call 9524 8845 or email: Welcome. Contact Greg Fawell 0417 912 241 or markets@streethassle.com.au www.swanvalleysquares.weebly.com SWAN WOODTURNERS GROUP meets in the rear hall of The Senior Citizens’ GUILDFORD MARKET Centre, The Avenue, Midland, at 1-00pm. on 1st, Third Sunday of every month 4th, and 5th. Tuesday, and at 7-00pm. on At Guildford Town Hall, Corner of James and 3rd, 2nd Tuesday of each month. A demonstration Meadow Streets. 9am - 3pm. and cuppa are the norm. Men and Women are Situated in the heart of Guildford, within five welcome. Enquiries to Ted 9295 4438. minutes walking distance from the Guildford Train Station, a visit to the Guildford Market is sure to please.

With a diverse and unique array of locally handcrafted products and produce, there will be something of interest for all. From garden ornaments, homemade jams and relishes to handmade soy candles, cards, bags, cushions, children’s toys, bears, baby and children’s wear.

Individually designed and crafted glassware, Saturday 13 June jewellery and beautifully made wood products 10am - 2pm and so much more to tempt you. Sausage sizzle, live music all day.

Ellenbrook Salvation Army Hall Make a day of it, stroll around the markets and Woodlake Boulevard, Ellenbrook then take the time to wander about the heritage Come along to a family friendly indoor listed town of Guildford. Enjoy a picturesque market featuring a variety of stalls, face Heritage Walk Trail or pay a visit to the antique, painter, balloon twister & hot coffee. art and craft shops along the cafe strip.

There will also be a FREE Children’s Corner Enquiries: Bromwyn, 6278 4252. featuring Craft & Giant Games Activties!

For more information call 9524 9517 or visit: facebook.com/localandgeneralmarkets

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FREE Quotes No job too big or too small Call Larry: 0431 057 124 or 6278 2301

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Phone 9295 1488

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EDITOR

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Need an editor?

Get expert advice on layout, editing, costings, publishing and marketing from a professional editor.

First consultation free. Free quotes.

Swinburne Press (founded 1989) P: 6296 5161 E: douglassb@iinet.net.au

CARPET CLEANING

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Your business could be here in colour from as little as $80.

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PUBLISHERS

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v Family History v Non-Fiction v Autobiography v Biography v Fantasy v Fiction v Poetry

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P: 6296 5161 E: douglassb@iinet.net.au

Unit C/7 Orchard Avenue (next to Cov’s)

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Guildford Town Hall, James Street 9:00am--3:00pm Held on the third Sunday of each

Bromwyn 6278 4652

OPPORTUNITIES COMMISSION SALES Swan Magazine is looking for someone to sell advertising.

The position would suit a selfmotivated person who wants flexible working hours.

We offer generous commission rates, training and advice.

Ring our editor, Jan Patrick, on 9298 8495 for an appointment to discuss options.

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A TASTE OF THE WORLD

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