A GUIDE TO LIFE ON EaRTH: activities
Welcome! This booklet aims to highlight the most popular activities that Humans tend to enjoy, and that you may partake in whilst being here! There is tons of stuff to do, but this booklet reveals the most commonly undergon activities.
Dancing
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Dancing is the act of uncontrollably moving your limbs in a violent motion.
dancing Dancing happens when music is played. The human being will start to gyrate their bodies, and try to follow the beat of the music. There’s not been much scientific research into why humans do this, but you may consider learning a few ‘moves’ just in case you experience a dancing outbreak. Dancing is so prolific that there have been facilities built to help humans cope with these urges. These facilities are known as night clubs and discos. These places allow humans to experience this disease together, so if you find yourself at one of these places, you will be obliged to drink alcohol before the dancing seizures start. You may want to partake in dancing because it provides exercise for your bodies and is good for your health, although most humans that do tend to dance, do it for attention, to show off their ‘moves’, or to attract the opposite sex. Various dance moves have been diagnosed and come in many different forms:
no 1. The twerk The twerk usually effects females and consists of the woman forming a squat like position, similar to what might be seen in the bathroom. Proceeded by moving their behinds in a violent up and down motion. Research suggests that this may be some kind of mating call.
no 2. The shuffle The shuffle has become widely popular amongst young people and social media. This dance also appears like the human is hallucinating and seeing insects under their feet, therefore resulting in quick continuous foot movements.
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video gaming
The human race
Video gaming is when one escapes reality by immersing themselves into a digitally creates world.
Video gaming Video gaming is the act of sitting in front of a screens and gaming device, and multiple hours, or even days, immersing yourself in a digital realm. People tend to obsess over the online world and suffer from internet addiction, so they much prefer to live their life pretending to exist only in the digitally created universe rather than actually doing anything in real life. There are huge communities of people who game, knows as ‘gamers’. A lot of gamers play online together making it more like another world that they can be part of. There are even gaming events held that treat gaming like an annual sport, and award winning teams with money and prizes, all very important to the Human race.
Gamers are usually not involved in any romantic relationship, therefore are commonly single. There is an infinite amount of video games to choose from, but the subject of most popular games are unusual. The human craving for war and competition is satisfied by the vast amount of violent shooter games available. There are even games based solely on activities that would only require a human to go outside and physically do, such as Fifa (a game where you kick a ball around but you only have to use your fingers). However the outdoors has become a very daunting place to visit by most young humans therefore Video gaming is an alternative.
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football
The human race
Football: usually grown men, kicking a ball around a field.
football This activity is considered a ‘Sport’. It basically consists of people paying to watch millionaires run up and down a field kicking a ball. A football match typically goes like:
Hooray. He’s kicked the ball. Now the ball’s over there. That man has it now. That’s an interesting development. Maybe he’ll kick the ball. He has indeed, and apparently that deserved a round of applause.
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gambling
The human race
Gambling is when humans put things at stake in hopes to get more money in return.
gambling Gambling occurs when a humans greed for money becomes stronger, they start to put things at stake in order to get a chance at winning money. Hardcore gamblers will bet lots of money in hopes that they win hundreds, or even thousands back, but the risk of doing this tends to be too great for most humans, therefore, it’s common for people to purchase ‘lottery tickets’ instead. A lottery ticket is a ticket that costs a small amount of money, and gives people a chance of winning ‘a million pounds/dollars’... Some people by lottery tickets everyday, even though the chances of winning the lottery is less likely to happen that if you where to drop dead for no reason. Which seems silly doesn’t it... But humans really do love money!
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