Heelside Magazine Issue 14

M A G A Z I N E

AUST RRP $9.95 | 2014

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INTRODUCING THE NEW

37.0" L 25.5" - 29.25" WB

28.0" WB

24.0" WB

9.75" W

9.75" W

9.75" W

36.0" L

34.75" L 10.0” 10.0” CHARGER CHARGER II II TRUCKS TRUCKS 70MM 70MM 78A 78A SKIDDLES SKIDDLES BLACK BLACK BALL BALL CERAMIC CERAMIC BEARINGS BEARINGS

10.0” 10.0” CHARGER CHARGER II II TRUCKS TRUCKS 65MM 65MM 80A 80A BUTTERBALLS BUTTERBALLS BLACK BLACK BALL BALL CERAMIC CERAMIC BEARINGS BEARINGS

10.0” 10.0” CHARGER CHARGER II II TRUCKS TRUCKS 70MM 70MM 80A 80A RACE RACE FORMULA FORMULA WHEELS WHEELS BLACK BLACK BALL BALL CERAMIC CERAMIC BEARINGS BEARINGS

39.5" L 10.0" W 30.5" WB

10.0” 10.0” CHARGER CHARGER II II TRUCKS TRUCKS 72MM 72MM 80A 80A RAD RAD RELEASE RELEASE BLACK BLACK BALL BALL CERAMIC CERAMIC BEARINGS BEARINGS

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26.0" - 28.25" WB

9.75" W

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37.0" L 10.0” 10.0” CHARGER CHARGER II II TRUCKS TRUCKS 70MM 70MM 82A 82A RACE RACE FORMULA FORMULA WHEELS WHEELS BLACK BLACK BALL BALL CERAMIC CERAMIC BEARINGS BEARINGS

10.0” 10.0” CHARGER CHARGER II II TRUCKS TRUCKS 72MM 72MM 78A 78A RACE RACE FORMULA FORMULA WHEELS WHEELS BLACK BLACK BALL BALL CERAMIC CERAMIC BEARINGS BEARINGS

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Versatile Double Kick Cruiser | R: Cameron Revier P: Matt Smith Dealer Info – P: (02) 4365 1838 E: info@futuresport.com.au / ARBORSKATEBOARDS

SU GA R FO RMULA EXCLUSIVE BLEND - Includes a sucrose component that significantly improves performance & durability, while delivering a measurably smaller petroleum footprint.

CRAZY DURABLE – The most resilient wheel line on the market, lasts three to four times longer, making the designs way more sustainable for both your wallet and our planet - skate more, spend less.

RESIST THE URGE - Does not easily break down and thane, delivering massive slide performance. Skate the wheel not the powder for more accurate release and controlled hook-ups.

DON’T BLEED SPEED – The Sugar Formula’s resistance to “thanning” insures that you maintain, not bleed speed during slides and corners – skate faster, roll farther, scrub less speed.

GRIP YOUR LINES – The Formula reduces the amount of powdered thane between you and the road, providing more confident cornering and the ability to drive harder into your turns.

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FIRST STEPS – The Sugar Formula is a small but important step toward reducing the petroleum we use in our wheels and leave on the road. The Sucrose component is safer and more biodegradable.

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Rider | Laurent Perigault, Paris, France Photo | Alexandra Kubiak Ho-Chi

How much time do you spend with technology?

Words & Illustration | Kurt Nischel

It’s 3:16am and once again I find myself staring at the ceiling because my brain is still working overtime doing kick flips; trying to work out how best to fill the next 118 pages. You see, in order for me to make this little book in your hands, I regularly go into a state of mind or condition that those around me refer to as being pixelated.

Some people suffer from terrible vices and habits such as: smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, drug addiction, anorexia or obesity … I suffer from pixelation. There’s a point one reaches, when you realise that you’re completely pixelated, you might be there yourself and not even realise.

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Do you find yourself staring or pushing pixels every day between 8 and 16 hours?

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Do you surround yourself with machines of pixelation, like laptops, smart phones, digital SLR cameras, desktop computers, scanners, printers, hard drives, etc, etc?

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Do you see pixels in your sleep? And do they wake you up at night?

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Has your skating or board riding slowly but surely gone from as much as possible every day to once a week maybe, because you’re constantly just fulfilling your pixel addiction?

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Does the pixel rule your life?

Well, thanks to Russell A. Kirsch (inventor of pixels) I am well and truly pixel pitted, and I don’t think there’s much hope of me coming out of the realm in the near future …

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Face Value ‘To take something at face value is the belief that what the person is saying is truth and rather than looking for the hidden meaning it’s not understanding the bigger picture or motive behind what the person is actually saying’ You will notice in this issue there are quite a few faces … some young, some old, some mechanical, some large, some small, some colourful, some black & white, some illustrated. They display emotion with expression, they all have deep feelings for one thing in common, skateboarding.

Imposter It’s not often that things really piss us off here at the mag. But recently certain people have treated us with such utter disrespect it makes us wonder why we even bother. We like to be honest with our readers, cut through the bullshit and tell you as it is; without compromise. There are some pure cunts exploiting our beloved community. No industry is exempt from scumbags who see a chance to make money and bend over anyone in the way.

Unfortunately there are people in our industry pillaging at any cost. These fuckwits don’t skate or have conveniently only just started, know nothing of the culture and disrespect the ones that have created the scene.

They weasel their way into the industry with the sole intention of making money. They don’t give two fucks about keeping the vibe of the culture alive and growing it into what most of us want it to be, something we’re proud of. We need to collectively oppose the ones exploiting us, it’s simple, dont support them, don’t associate with them and basically shun these pricks.

If you are one of these cunts we speak off, go shelf a lubed up baseball bat and stop fuckin’ up the culture so many of us have worked hard for, you know who you are.

Contributing Writers Michael Petalengro, Phoebe Cochrane, Gemma Holland, Joshua Weisfeld, Connor Ferguson, Gabrielle Murray-Roberts, Francesca Rosano, Dr Spice, Joseph Karchemny, Ben Hay, Lachlan Cashman, Dan Bourqui, Kevin Reimer, Lucas Herrington, Dario Nincheri, Ari Gold, Joey Silvestri, Adam Yates, Dan Sparagna, Jamieson Mackenzie, Ethan Lau, Brian Peck, Thor Mclean, Brad Parker, Axel Serrat, Curtis Onchi, Matt Bates, Luke Sorrensen, Erik Lundberg, David Pang, Richard Auden Contributing Photographers Phoebe Cochrane, Tim Wright, Joshua Weisfeld, Connor Ferguson, Gabrielle Murray-Roberts, Francesca Rosano, www.longboardverband.de, Jacob Lambert, JC Zerrudo & Michael Eijansantos of Mylifeonboard.net, Dan Bourqui, Simone Mondino, Jon Huey, Kate Tellefson, David Marsili, Guto Lamera, William Sharp, Dan Sparagna, Mark Nisbet, Luke Sorrensen, Kevin Ahearn, Stefan Estassy, David Pang, Tyler Meester, Amir Adib, Ashley Donaldson, Alexandra Kubiak Ho-Chi Contributing Illustrators & Designers Ben Adams, Alysha Frizzell, Greg Turra, Ethan Lau, Luke Sorrensen, Thor Mclean, Jason Bergstrom Cover Photo | Kate Tellefson Callum O’Callaghan rips shit to bits, he well and truly deserved to be the first skater to have his mug on the cover. What a punk!

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Top and Bottom graphics CNC’d wheel wells Art: Devon Stacie.

Jet Skateboards - Mr. Baked Potato - Deck www.JetSkateboards.com

New Gear On The Block

Landyachtz - Charlie Horse - Deck www.landyachtz.com

Riviera - Noble Roots - Deck www.skateriviera.com

Spanning the size gap between the Kanthaka and Tesseract, the Overland is designed for the all-round rider seeking a happy medium between a shorter technical double kick and a thoroughbred downhill freeriding machine. Features a directional shape, mild radial concave, subtle wheel well flares, a beefy kicktail, smaller/steeper nose, functional multi-grit griptape pattern, moderately stiff flex, textured TPU bottom, and wheelbase options for reverse-kingpin and conventional trucks.

Sector 9 - Downhill Division Decks 2014

Arbor Shakedown Series - Deck www.arborcollective.com

www.sector9.com

Support your local Core Store!

The Sector 9 Downhill Division range for 2014 consists of six different models, each with a point of difference of their own. Louis Pilloni has finally got his own pro model, the ‘Arrow’ and the rest of the top mounts and drop through boards have all been refined by their team to bring you the most versatile range of boards out there!

www.loadedboards.com

The Noble Roots deck from Riviera is purpose built for skating in the streets.

Kody gives a nod of respect to his roots with subtle visions from the South West combined with his take on an iconic image we’re sure you’re familiar with.

Pick one up and hit the streets today!

Length & Width 32.25” x 8.5”, 15” Wheelbase.

Joey Nickell showing off his version of a fully loaded Mr. Baked Potato. Mr. Baked Potato comes naked with a sticker kit that lets you create your own customized graphic. He’s now shipping along with the rest of the 2014 Jet lineup to a shop near you! 33.0” x 9.6”, 1/4” Micro-Drop w/ Mini Kicktail and Fenders. 22.5”-24.0”microdrop and 26-28’’ wheelbase, this board is a beast! The WIM version has an added tail. Restless… Ride More!

Straight to the point, the Charlie Horse has everything a simple topmount should have. Deep CNC-cut wheel wells for maximum clearance, multiple wheelbase options to get dialed in, and the perfect amount of concave with subtle W for maximum performance. If that’s not enough for you, the Hollowtech core keeps the Charlie Horse light as a pony but strong as a Clydesdale. Just don’t get lost in Charlie’s eyes for too long … Specs: Length: 35.5” Width: 9” Wheelbases: 23 1/4” and 25 3/4” Deck Weight: 3.3lbs Rocker: Mild W concave Construction: Hollow Tech Technology 7 plys Canadian maple sandwiched between Tri-axial Fibreglass Sublimated

Loaded - Overland - Deck

Dojo - 34.75” Length, 9.75” 28.0” Wheelbase Barge - 36.0” Length, 9.75” 24.0” Wheelbase Javelin - 37.0” Length, 9.75” 25.5”-29.25” Wheelbase Bomber - 37.0” Length, 9.75” 25.375”-28.625” Wheelbase Arrow - 39.5” Length, 9.75” 26.0”-28.25” Wheelbase Gauntlet - 40.0” Length, 10.0” 30.5” Wheelbase

Width, Width, Width, Width, Width, Width,

If you like to skate everything and don’t want to pick up a different board every time, then look no further. The Arbor Shakedown is the perfect hybrid skateboard. Offered in three different sizes; the 33”, 36” and 39” gives you the option to size up for speed, or size down for tricks. Find what size and wheel base is right for your stance and style. New components you will find are the new Caliber standard truck in matte black and the all new Arbor Bogart sucrose wheels. Artwork on the board is produced by Hunter Patrick.

Rayne - Savage - Deck

www.raynelongboards.com

This shaped board is long overdue.

Harking back to the days of the Globe slide series a bit. A gert big “pool” shaped double kicker. We are particularly fussy about our double kick shapes, especially the nose. We like to be able to look down when riding and see an aesthetically pleasing outline for our feet… A nice square nose.

Getting back to our youth with a graphic reminiscent of that era… 35.75” x 9.25” 18.4” Wheelbase, Double Kick 7 Ply Canadian Maple.

www.speedbearings.com.au

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IT’S SYMMETRICAL! The newly released Rayne Savage (symmetrical Avenger) keeps Rayne’s pressed-in 3D wheel wells to create added room for large wheels and the ergonomic bends you know and love to help you find and hold your feet in place better than ever before. The Savage uses the same fat bottom construction as the standard Avenger too, in a symmetrical shape to help you choose the path you want to take wherever you are headed!

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The Burner is halfway between the Grifter and Steezestoker in length but is directional rather than symmetrical. It’s got a wider tail area and small hips over the rear wheels to aid in foot placement.

Rocker concave and CNC wheel wells make this board pretty much an evolution of the Pinnacle as well.

Thinking about it … Its a mind meld of shapes. 36.5” x 9.8” Wheelbase 23.25” Shortest x 28.35” Longest 8 Ply 4x Construction, Rocker Concave, CNC Wheel Wells.

Paris - Pro Trucks

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Team Rider Bodhi Keen - Gran Canaria, Spain Photography - Aron Hailey

New Gear On The Block Why are these Paris pro trucks better?

Because they have custom graphics carefully thought up by a few of your favourite pro riders that’s why! Matt K’s are on top featuring flowers and a pentagram? Yes, a pentagram because Matt is a dark and evil ripper. Next down is Kody Noble’s truck featuring iconic imagery of most of the things that he loves … beer, weed, skulls, etc … He loves it all. Lastly, Amanda Powell’s which are very self explanatory. Maple leaves!! Cuz, she’s from Canada eh!?!.

Caliber II - Trucks

www.calibertruckco.com

The second generation of Caliber, one of the biggest skate trucks in downhill, has taken a serious step up in performance.

These are a few features that have been tweeked to make the Caliber II. Updated inner / outer steps on bushing seat, pivot with tighter tolerance and updated chamfer, circular kingpin hole with updated diameter, reinforced baseplate, and thinnerpaints for tightened tolerances.

Arbor have just released their all new Sucrose Formula wheels, they are more tasty then you think. Why is that? Well sucrose is most commonly known as a sugar. But when a compound is created, with less petroleum, this means less thane left on roads. Not only will it save the planet, but it will save some money in the pocket. The sweetest thing about this wheel is how smooth they slide. Look out for all four wheels - The Bogart 61, Mosh 65, Vice 69 and the Summit 71.

IIiffe - Trucks

email - Iliffetruckco@gmail.com

The Evolution of Innovation, Iliffe Truck Co is a company with the right mix of talent! The founder of the company, Bill Iliffe, was a competing Vert skater in 1986-89, is a multidiscipline engineer, and surfs and skates daily. Joshua Weisfeld, biz partner / rad dude, is a world ranked speedboarder, composites expert, surfboard shaper, and artist. The final piece of the puzzle is, master machinist, Mark H who has 25 yrs experience in fabrication and is a high performance racecar driver. These guys are doing it for all the right reasons.

Support your local Core Store!

www.skoatrucks.com

The Stream 7’s sleek aerodynamic design is an I-beam at its core, which is the strongest way to remove material when dealing with a force from a given direction. In developing the Stream 7 Skoa spared no expense in machining.

Through more recent designs, Skoa wanted to stick with the idea of simplicity to achieve the aesthetic and geometries that they were looking for with limited machine time. Team Shredder Matze Ebel was inspired to make tweaks to the Stream to meet his needs for Maryhill and the result was this: the Maryhill Spec. Stream 7

Divine - Parks and Wreck Series - Wheels www.divineurethaneco.com

www.abec11.com

The Doctor listened to the chants of his followers and decided that “The IST” was to be made. For what seemed like an eternity ... Mystothane ISM’s echoed through the dark corridors of the inter webs, and now all CultIST’s shalt rejoice. 63mm x 40mm, 80a Duro, 28mm Contact Patch, they come in yellow and pink.

Orangatang - Kegels - Wheels www.orangatangawheels.com

Health-conscious clinchers are still advised to exercise caution when performing Kegels. Recent clinical studies have shown that overexertion may be linked to gradual stiffening of ordinarily supple urethane tissue. If you find yourself turning purple in the face (or elsewhere) while rolling your Kegels, be aware that you may be at increased risk of exorbitant roll speeds, crispy slide consistencies, and unusually slow wear.

Have fun with your Kegels. Stay relaxed and go with the flow. The sensation of speed may be scary, but remember: sensation is the name of the game.

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Abec 11 - Limited Edition - Amber FreeRide’s - Wheels

Arbor - Sucrose Formula - Wheels www.arborcollective.com

Skoa - Stream 7 Precision Trucks

http://31digital.sosdevelopment.com. au/home With the recent introduction of “street” skating into the world of “longboarding” we are very proud to announce the addition of 3 new “hard” wheels into the Divine lineup. These wheel shapes and formulas are specifically designed to smooth out rough terrain but still give you grip when you need it in the slippery ass parks. Street, parks, bowls, no problem! We got you covered!

Cult - IST - Wheels

The Abec 11 FreeRide wheels are now being poured with “Amber Thane”. Yep, that’s right ... Your favourite FreeRide shape and urethane are now all in the same wheel. We are extremely excited about the new Abec 11 Limited Edition Amber FreeRide wheels and you should be too! So if you want to paint the streets in your hood with insane thane lines, get a set of these bad boys now!

www.skatecultwheels.com 31 Digital is a Brisbane based TV station featuring a mix of locally produced TV shows, along with movies and programs from further afield. This is a community based station so there is more local content and actual heart and soul, than the corporate alternatives. So if you want to know what is really happening in the great south east, tune in to 31.

Gnarbunga Children’s Book www.cargocollective.com/ madebybromley/GNARBUNGA

Gnarbunga is an icky-sticky sludge monster who appears out of a hole in the ground and gets his mess over everyone. To keep him occupied the kids decide to teach him skateboarding.

This is a very sweet book for young children, that teaches skateboarding essentials over a small number of pages with very easy to read text and cute pictures: what protective gear you need, the anatomy of a skateboard and some basic tricks. Gnarbunga!

UPixel DIY Accessories www.upixel.com.au

Going on a trip? Driftwood make a range of outdoor equipment to help you travel with ease and in style! The crew at Driftwood Local Enterprise are skaters from the Philippines and started this business as a means to do their part for the planet and offer quality gear at an affordable price for skaters, surfers, and outdoor enthusiasts. If you give a shit about our planet and want to do your part to help sustain a cleaner future for the next generation, Driftwood is the answer. They recycle textiles from the larger manufacturers therefore reducing their carbon footrint. Hammocks, skate bags, helmet bags, beach bags, duffles, shoulder bags, surf racks, they make it all! Think the gear looks good? It is, and it does what you need it too! Get your Driftwood quiver started today!

Fisiocrem Solugel

www.fisiocrem.com/australia

UPixel uses rubberised pixel chips (in 24 colours) to allow the owner to create their own pixelised masterpieces on a variety of products. Shoulder bags, handbags, backpacks, iPhone cases and pencil cases are just some of the products you can use as the canvas for your imagination. UPixel is an environmentally friendly concept that is designed for maximum user experience and has been ergonomically designed and field tested for maximum user satisfaction. When you’re bored with your design, take them off and start again!

Driftwood - Hammocks & Bags www.facebook.com/ DriftWoodLocalEnterprise

Fisiocrem contains a specially formulated combination of natural plant extracts to provide relief for common muscle, joint and back pains resulting from everyday life and sports injuries.

It is also great with the management of soft tissue trauma. Fisiocrem contains no hydroxybenzoates or parabens. The main ingredients are, Arnica montana, Hypericum perforatum, Calendula officinalis and Melaleuca Oil.

Gemma Holland’s - Top 10

10 Things That Keep You Stoked In Life Words | Gemma Photo | Tim Wright 1.

Travelling meeting new friends and skating tranquil sceneries with the crew.

2. Practicing gnar Eskrima/Doce Paris with Epos and the Grand Master in Cebu.

3. Challenging myself even though it might scare me at first, learning, smashing out goals.

4. Partying dancing hard out in heels and you fall but you save yourself by a heelside stance followed by a 360 spin until you're standing … don’t forget to look cute haha.

5. Stoking people out and make sure they’re having a blast, loving life.

6. Chilling with and supporting friends and family, creating rad memories.

7. Drawing people and their facial expressions.

8. Enjoying the ocean and water, it keeps me centered and humble.

9. Dancing at Elements Collective and Mad Dance House, enjoying the killer vibes.

10. Skateboarding at night where there’s street lights, it’s the best.

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Dear Dr Spice, I hope you can help me. I have just started going out with an awesome chick. She is the bomb! Sexy, sweet and we just can’t keep our hands off each other. We have ended up having long, long sex sessions in every position imaginable. Shit, I reckon we could teach the Kama Sutra a thing or two! Problem is, my dick is starting to get sore from all this fucking. She gets wet, neither of us have any STDs, but my dick is starting to get all red and sunburny, it even swelled up in a big blister one time. What can I do?

Yours, Dick Hertzalot Dear Dick,, You don’t really have a girlfriend do you? As for the blister and painful penis, I suggest you put some lube on the palm of your hand before engaging in intercourse with your, ahem!, “girlfriend”.

Regards, Dr Spice.

Dear Dr Spice, Can you help me get on? Me dealer say that there’s no green to be smoked ‘til May when the fucking harvest comes in. It’s fucked as I am hanging for a smoke, and I can’t fucking wait! Is there anything else besides weed that I can get off on? I am fucking dry mate ... I’d smoke camel turds if they’d get me smashed. Help!

Dutchy Greensgone.

Dear Dutchy, Could I put forward some things you might like to try whilst waiting for your May harvest to come through. You could play a lot of X-box, zone out to some music, go for a walk and try to notice how bright all the colours are around you, draw a picture that nobody else understands, play a musical instrument and try to make chords that don’t usually go together, go together! You could sit and stare into the void and ponder the meaning of life. You can try all these things whilst waiting for your dealer to come through with the green. Then you can get yourself lusciously stoned, and well, do all the things you do when you’re stoned.

Thoughtfully Yours, Dr Spice.

Illustration | Thor Mclean Dear Dr Spice, I am in prison now as I was buying a lottery ticket at the newsagent while standing next to a chick whose uncle was working with a dude who built a house for a guy whose brother sold eggs to a dude who sold spare car parts to a girl who goes out with a guy who once helped an invalid across the street.

That invalid has a son whose brotherin-law is a bikie and now I am facing six months solitary confinement under Queensland’s VLAD laws.

I am no bikie, how do I fight this shit?

Yours Incarcerated, Ian Tightspot.

Sorry Ian, do I even know you? Where did you get my mailing address from?

If you have a life question or just need some nice advice from the Doc, send an email to drspice@ heelsidemag.com who knows you might win something!?

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3 things you love Seastone Mango Truth 3 things that you hate War Roadrash Flat spells 3 things that you want to do before you die Sail around the world Find peace Surf solid barrels 3 things considered sacred to you Family Earth Balls 3 things that you regret Never sending letters Letting someone go Not moving to California 3 things that changed your life Friends Hot Heels South Africa 2007 DROP (The Marc McCrudden Film) 3 things you can't live without Honeybabe Water Gravity 3 things changing in skateboarding The level Acceptance Family growing 3 things females can't do right Let go Cooperate Accept who we are 3 things you do every day Loose something Porridge Thinking about it 3 things you would change in the world The slavery The wheelbase on Annika The GMO 3 things skateboarding has done for you Stoked Broken Blessed 3 things you wish you could do Switch Shape Fly

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A picture can tell a thousand words Words & Photo | David Pang

FROM FROM THE THE VAULT

This photo is from very early 1980s, of ACT skate legend and now Aussie music sound engineer, Tim Whitten and taken at the original Woden skate park bowl based on the iconic 'Winchester' pink bowl.

Tim was one of Australia's best (and smoothest) skaters. The photo sums up so much about this era for me: • Great skater • Duane Peters deck • Extra contemporary bands added by time 'Joy Division' • Batman sticker • Woden skatepark • Wheel set up (Bones cubics) like Steve Cab had • Road Riders sticker • Checkers added (aka Steve Olson) • One of the first and best photos I have taken (but no foreground coping)!

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