Stealing Beauty Audio Transcript [music] Max: Honey, I’m home. Honey? Honey? Speaker 1: Customer service line three. [background noise] Max’s wife: Hello? Anybody home? [background noise] Oh, God. I see you don’t waste time. Max: What?
you do it. Anyway, that’s a total waste of energy. So unproductive. If you mention waste, your son is doing it at school. Max: Masturbating? Max’s wife: No, you idiot, wasting his time. We just got a nice, long letter from the principal. Max: Just what I need when I come back home from work, to deal with my family. Where are the kids, anyway?
Max’s wife: Don’t you what me, masturbating in the shower again.
Max’s wife: At the Watsons.
Max: No, I wasn’t.
Max’s wife: You mean Ms. Watson, don’t you? Didn’t you two just had a private rendezvous in the shower, or rather, in your head?
Max’s wife: I saw you [unintelligible 00:01:34]. Max: Just cleaning myself.
Max: The Watsons.
Max’s daughter: Hi, Mom. Hi, Max’s wife: Just cleaning myself? Now, that’s a new one. Dad. I just hope you fantasize about Max Jr.: Hi, Dad. Hi, Mom. me from time to time while 10
