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HURRICANE IRMA Now that we have felt the mighty wrath of hurricane Irma, we do what we do best; pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off and (well you know the rest)… In truth, things could have been a lot worse had we not been prepared. There is little doubt that many of us have been shaken as we mourn for those who are still recovering and those who may even have lost loved ones. It's time to take a deep breath and take stock in all that makes life so amazing. Irma reminded us to never be complacent of life for granted. Life is what you choose it to be so, you can either sit back and ride out the storm or you can stand up and get right back out there and grab it for all that it is worth. We in the LGBT community know what it means to fight the good battle. Yes, we paid the price

along the way from Stonewall to marriage equality and yes, even the unimaginable tragedy in Orlando. And yet here we are, stronger and proud as ever. Proof that as a community, we can weather any storm when we stand together. So take time to reflect on all that is wonderful in the world and, more importantly, ask yourself what you can do to make it even better. I could not be more proud of our community and our Hotspots family who were there for each other from the first gust of wind to the sound of heavy machinery cleaning up the aftermath. We soldier on and we care of each other as it should be, promising never to forget.

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TELEVISION – THE BIG BANG THEORY

• The number 1 comedy on TV premieres its 11th season on Monday September 25 on CBS. The show’s original premise was about two nerdy physicists who share an apartment and an unlikely friendship with their beautiful neighbor with whom one of them is infatuated. Like the universe after the big bang, the show’s popularity expanded, thanks to breakout star Jim Parsons, along with the chemistry among the friends and the developing romance between Leonard and Penny. In addition to Parsons the show stars Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Melissa Rauch, and Mayim Bialik.

COMEDIAN - JUDY GOLD

• performs at Boca Black Box on Saturday and Sunday Septemebr 23 and 24. The comedic actress found success on TV in “Louie,” “Inside Amy Schumer” and “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,” as well as off-Broadway with “The Judy Show” and “25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.” She’s also an Emmy Award-winner for her work as a writer and producer on “The Rosie O’Donnell Show.” Tickets are $30-$40. AMERICAN IDOL - DAVID COOK

• with special guest Kathryn Dean performs at the Amaturo Theater at the Broward center on Saturday, September 23. After winning the American Idol crown, Cook subsequently made chart history with a record-breaking 14 debuts on Billboard’s Digital Songs chart. His new work is an impressive collection of tunes teeming with a restless creative spirit yet anchored by an emotional depth that is compelling and showcases the power and range in Cook’s voice as well as his insightful songwriting. Tickets are $35 - $85, VIP ticket includes Meet & Greet. DESPACITO - LUIS FONSI

• will be performing his “Love + Dance World Tour at Hard Rock Live on Friday, September 22, at 8p.m. The Puerto Rican singer, songwriter and actor is riding high off his monster hit now the most watched YouTube video of all time. Tickets range from $30 to $105. SUPERHERO - LYNDA CARTER

• who will always be TV’s iconic “Wonder Woman” to me, performs her 75-minute cabaret show to the Seminole Casino Coconut Creek on Saturday, September 23 at 8p.m. “The Other Side of Trouble” features her 11-member All-Star Band led by drummer Paul Leim. The 1972 Miss World USA has recorded four studio albums and appeared on stage with Kenny Rogers, Ray Charles, Tom Jones, George Benson and Ben Vereen. Tickets range from $40 to $60.

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MOVIES - KINGSMAN:

THE GOLDEN CIRCLE • When their headquarters are destroyed and the

world is held hostage, the Kingsman’s journey leads them to the discovery of an allied spy organization in the US. These two elite secret organizations must band together to defeat a common enemy. This Action/ Adventure/Comedy movie is 141 minutes, rated R, and stars Taron Egerton, Colin Firth, Mark Strong, and Channing Tatum.

COMEDIAN - BOB MARLEY

• will be at the Palm Beach Improv from Thursday, September 21 through Saturday September 23. The native Mainer moved to Boston and hit it big on the comedy scene. The popular satellite radio personality has made the complete late night talk show circuit. He appeared in the cult film favorites “Boondock Saints” and its sequel, “All Saints Day.” Tickets range from $20 to $22. CONCERT - MIGUEL BOSÉ

• The Latin pop star’s career has spanned dozens of albums and film roles, his own television show, and work as a theater director. The Latin Grammy winner has dabbled in electronic dance-pop as well as recording a popular “MTV Unplugged” set. He has worked with Ana Torroja, Juanes, Shakira, Ricky Martin and Laura Pausini. Catch Miguel Bosé at the Fillmore on South Beach on Sunday, September 24 at 8p.m. Tickets start at $68.75.

INSTRUMENTAL - 2CELLOS

• Don’t miss your chance to experience this viral Internet sensation live as they take the cello to a new level and break the boundaries that define music genres. They will be performing at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts on Sunday, September 24 with ticket prices ranging from $45.

COMEDIAN - FRANK DEL PIZZO

• will be performing at Boca Black Box Center for the Arts for one night only on Thursday, September 21, at 8p.m. The true-life storyteller was an auto mechanic before switching to the stand-up stage. The New Jersey native has opened for Sam Kinison and Rita Rudner. Admission is $15.

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WHAT’S HOT

By Scott Holland

What’s HOT

South Florida

was finally able to go back out this past Friday evening and I headed over ot Southern Nights Fort Lauderdale for their

NeighBEARhood Takeover MEATMARKET Party, which featured a show from Bearyonce, as well as their Wet Underwear Contest, and sexy dancers.

On Saturday we started the night at Lips, which was sold out and featured a show hosted by Daisy Deadpetals and staring Nicole T Phillips, Franchesque Richards, Velvet LeNore, Misty Eyez, Twat 28 | Hotspots.LGBT

LaRouge, Chocolatta, Calypso Monroe, and I am sure I missed a couple…Sorry! Lips is always a fun place to have good food and see a great show!

Afterwards, we headed up to Palm Beach, as my friend (I am not going to say for how many years to protect both of us) Jon Elu premiered his new party: Cabaret at Voltaire. The night was hosted by Daisy Deadpetals (Damn, that bitch can travel fast for a gig), and starred Daisy Delux and her family, Rubber Child, Rhianna Petrone, and Tayanna Love. Seen there were newly Engaged Preston & Hunter from DelRay Beach, Fort Lauderdale's Bunny (Oz Castro) & Al'Fred Coleman, Mike Busch, Chris AbFab

Rhodes, Maureen Ann and many more.

On Sunday early afternoon Scandals Saloon hosted the 12th annual LMB Leather, Fetish Gear Auction. This event raises much needed funds to put on the annual Leatehr Masked Ball event in November. The auction was hosted by professional Auctioneers Buck Says Sold and seen in the audience was Jason Pelky, Robert Moelius, and Florida Rubberman Jason MacMenamin.

Afterwards we headed over to Village Pub for the Farewell Party for Greg, Mark and Jim which was packed with lots of well-wishers and featured a buffet and a

Everything you need to plan your week delicious cake. We here at Hotspots want to wish Greg, Mark and Jim much success

in all their future endeavors and welcome new owner Mike (along with original owner Alex) and wish them a huge success at Village Pub! u THURSDAY SEPT 21

Georgie's Alibi/Monkey bar is world famous for their LIT Thursdays and now they have added a new show entitled “What's The Tea” at midnights. The show is hosted by Amanda Austin and features 2 guests weekly. This week come see TP Lords and Twat Larouge along with the sounds of DJ Mike James. u FRIDAY SEPT 22

Business for the Arts of Broward (BFA) offers “Cultural Tour 2.0” from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Presented by Hoffman's Chocolates, the tour takes participants behind-thescenes of some of Broward's

best cultural treasures and feature a full day of arts immersion with food, travel, admissions and networking all included. Tickets are $50 per person. To register or for more information, call 954940-5344. Catch Luis Fonsi (the singer of Despacito, the hottest song of the summer) performing in his Love + Dance World Tour at Hard Rock Live at 8p.m. The Puerto Rican singer, songwriter and actor is riding high off his monster hi, which is now the most watched YouTube video of all time.

"Wonder Woman" to me, performs her 75-minute cabaret show to the Seminole Casino Coconut Creek at 8p.m. “The Other Side of Trouble” features her 11-member All-Star Band led by drummer Paul Leim. Miss Carter has recorded four studio albums and appeared on stage with Kenny Rogers, Ray Charles, Tom Jones, George Benson and Ben Vereen.

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Score presents “Raw” starring DJ/Producer Aron. The night will feature the entrance through the rear (back alley), a backroom cruising area, and erotic dancers. Advance tickets are available at Showclix.com.

Lynda Carter, who will always be TV's iconic

The Pride Factory partners with Hunters Nightclub to bring you the CellBlock 13 Gear Party. Free drink coupon to anyone in CellBlock 13 gear from 7:308:30 pm, and a Fashion show starting at 8:30 pm. This event will also feature raffle prizes, and free giveaways and a pop up Pride Factory store from 4-9p.m. David Cook, who won season seven of American Idol will be performing along with special guest Kathryn Dean at the Amaturo Theater at the Broward Center on. After winning the American Idol crown, Cook subsequently made chart history with a record-breaking 14 debuts on Billboard's Digital Songs chart. His new work is an impressive collection of tunes teeming with a restless creative spirit yet Hotspots.LGBT | 29

anchored by an emotional depth that is compelling and showcases the power and range in Cook's voice as well as his insightful songwriting. Tickets are $35 - $85, VIP ticket includes Meet & Greet. Noche Latina Saturdays inside the Ivy Dance Lounge and Patio at the Manor Complex presents RuPaul's Drag Races Serena Cha Cha and friends. Serena, who is the current reigning Miss Fort Lauderdale F.I. will be raising money to send her to Miss Florida F.I., so all her friends will be donating their tips to the cause. The night also stars resident DJ Larry Larr and sexy Latin Go-Go papi's. Saturdays at the Manor are from 11pm to 4am and feature NO COVER before midnight and only $7 with Manor card after midnight and $10 without (18-20 is $12 all night).

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Village Pub is celebrating the huge win of their team

“Code Blue” at the Gay Softball World Series starting at 4 p.m. Catch Miguel Bosé at the Fillmore on South Beach on at 8p.m. The Latin pop star's career has spanned dozens of albums and film roles, his own television show, and work as a theater director. The Latin Grammy winner has dabbled in electronic dance-pop as well as recording a popular "MTV Unplugged" set. He has worked with Ana Torroja, Juanes, Shakira, Ricky Martin and Laura Pausini. Tickets range from $68.75 to $789. u MONDAY SEPT 25

A new batch of eight terrifyingly-talented bakers from across the country compete to create haunting and spooky sweets on the new season of Halloween Baking Championship, premiering at 9p.m. on Food Network. Comedian John Henson hosts, as the contestants' baking abilities and imaginations are put to

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the test in two rounds of difficult confectionary challenges, from trick-ortreat candy-filled cookies to scream puffs (a scary take on the traditional cream puff), and from glow-in-thedark desserts to Jack-OLantern Cakes. The one who survives the twists of the competition and whose sweets put a spell on judges Carla Hall, Lorraine Pascale, and Zac Young, will take home the grand prize of $25,000 and the title of Halloween Baking Champion! u TUESDAY SEPT 26

MTV today announced that singer and actress Christina Milian will join Lance Bass as host of the network's highly anticipated new series “90's House,” premiering at 11p.m. 90's fan-favorite guest stars include Mario Lopez, Tatyana Ali, Michelle Williams, Joey Fatone, Marques Houston, Tyson Beckford, Salt N' Pepa,

Kid N' Play, Bill Bellamy, Joey Lawrence, Kel Mitchell, Lori Beth Denberg and more. The competition show places 12 millennial housemates in a 90's inspired house that forces the young adults to officially unplug their modern-day devices and party like its 1990. With only the technology, catch phrases and fashion from that decade, each episode opponents will face elimination by competing in various 90's themed challenges. The raddest contestant will win $90K, a Mazda Miata and two VIP tickets on a 90's cruise.

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On Thursday, September 28, from 8:55p.m. until 9:35p.m. do not call me unless the world is ending as I, and most every other gay person I know, will be watching the premiere of Will & Grace on NBC.

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The best chatter on Facebook this week “It is morally wrong and economically unsound for a nation built by immigrants to turn them away. Comprehensive immigration reform is what is needed, not a heartless termination of a program that gives hope and opportunity to so many seeking their piece of the American Dream. We urge Congress to act swiftly and justly to ensure that these DREAMers are protected and given the chance to thrive legally in America.” JUSTIN NELSON and CHANCE MITCHELL, co-founders of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC), in a statement on the dissolution of DACA. The Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals was an American immigration policy that allowed some individuals who entered the country illegally as minors to receive a renewable two-year period of deferred action from deportation and to be eligible for a work permit. There are an estimated 75,000 LGBT DREAMers in the U.S.

“My new album is called Rainbow and it’s not a coincidence that rainbows are also a symbol of LGBTQ pride. For me, rainbows are a sign of freedom to be yourself and celebrate who you are no matter what anyone else thinks.” KESHA, American singer, songwriter and rapper

“So my son starting actually tearing. He’s like, ‘That had to be a horrible life, ma’. I was like, my life was never horrible. It was just different.” GLORIA CARTER, mother of international superstar rapper Jay-Z, who came out to her famous son as a lesbian. Jay-Z embraced his mom’s revelation in his new album, 4:44, which includes a track called “Smile” with the lyrics, Mama had four kids, but she’s a lesbian. Had to pretend so long that she’s a thespian.”

“Edie Windsor showed the world that love can be a powerful force for change. She will be greatly missed.”

HILLARY CLINTON, in a tweet on the death of Edith Windsor, 88, whose landmark case led the Supreme Court to grant same-sex married couples federal recognition for the first time.

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“And why these days is everything so gay? Gay rights. Transgender this and that. I say let gay folks get married if they want and I’m not even close to a death trap. But things shouldn’t be this complicated. And, no, you don’t get to choose, because whatever you have between your legs should determine the bathroom that you use.” Homophobic musician KID ROCK who is expected to make a run for the U.S. Senate in 2018 representing Michigan.

Gay Florida

By Ian Maloney

TAMPA bay “Much of Tampa’s LGBT activity is centered around the GaYbor neighborhood in Ybor City.”

Tampa Bay was “discovered” by the Europeans over 400 years ago. The Spanish, who were the first Europeans to arrive, called the area they “found,” Bahia del Espiritu Santo but within a few decades maps show it called Bahia Tampa or Tampa Bay. It was the opening of a military base, Fort Brooke, at the mouth of the Hillsborough River two centuries ago that caused the region to grow. A number of cities across Tampa Bay were formed: Tampa was first, then Clearwater (home to its own base, Fort Harrison), then Bradenton, and finally St. Petersburg.

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Now, over four million people live in Tampa Bay, with much of the action centered on its two largest cities: Tampa to the east, in Hillsborough County; and St. Petersburg to the west, in Pinellas County. Everyone in Tampa Bay has a “side” they prefer: St. Petersburg residents consider Tampa too fast-paced, while Tampa residents consider St. Petersburg a bit slow-going. Both of these energies, such a short distance from each other, ensure Tampa Bay has the best of both worlds. Much of Tampa’s LGBT activity is centered around the GaYbor neighborhood in Ybor City. This historic neighborhood is just northeast of downtown Tampa and is named after cigar factory owner Vicente Martinez

Ybor. Learn more about Ybor City and the GaYbor district in our “where to play” section in this article. Unlike Tampa, St. Pete doesn’t have a main gay neighborhood, the community there is more spread out in several different places. While this may seem like a downfall- no gay mecca, it really means that the entire city has a gay friendly vibe- a fact that is proven out year after year as St. Pete holds Florida’s largest LGBT Pride festival. However, having said that, there is a larger concentration of LGBT nightlife and LGBT owned businesses along the Central Avenue corridor in St. Pete. Don’t miss this area for some fantastic things to do.

WHERE TO STAY Hampton Inn & Suites Tampa/Ybor City/Downtown (1301 E. 7th Ave., Tampa)

This hotel offers the best value for the location. Located just two blocks from the heart of GaYBOR on 7th Avenue, each room and suite is delightfully plush. Each morning, a complimentary hot breakfast, including eggs and bacon, is served, and businessmen will love the quiet, spacious workspaces that look out onto the swimming pool. They shuttle will take you to the airport and other sights within a three mile radius and the Downtown/Ybor City Trolley stops right out in front. For rates and information, visit HamptonInn3.hilton.com

The Sheraton Tampa Riverwalk (200 N. Ashley Dr., Tampa)

As the name suggests, the Sheraton Tampa Riverwalk is located right on the Hillsborough River, across from the WFLA/Tampa Tribune building in the heart of downtown Tampa. The 277 guest rooms are tastefully decorated and many feature great views of the river. Through September, they are offering special rates at 15% off, so this is a great option.

The Flamingo Resort

They offer great amenities and an even greater location. Visit SheratonTampaRiverwalk.com for rates and more information.

The Flamingo Resort (4601 34th St. S., St. Petersburg)

Tampa Bay’s LGBT-friendly hotel and nightclub complex is located in St. Petersburg. It has entertained thousands upon thousands of people since it opened in 2009. The resort features 120 guest rooms, a swimming pool, six themed bars (including a leather bar and a cabana bar), a dance club, and a grill serving basic American fare for lunch and dinner. In the dance club, their fun and inventive drag shows take center stage most nights of the week at 11:30 p.m. For specials and rates, visit them at FlamingoFLA.com

Kipton Hotel Zamora (3701 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach)

The Kipton Hotel Zamora is a boutique hotel with a Mediterranean flair. Since it burst onto the scene, it has earned a number of accolades, such as the Florida Readers’ Choice Award by Condé Nast Traveler Magazine. The rooms are beyond luxurious, featuring king or double queen beds, soaking bathtubs, and Terry bathrobes. With several specials running through fall like a $100 resort credit for Florida residents or 15% off for advanced purchases, make sure you check them out before you book anywhere else. TheHotelZamora.com

The Loews Don CeSar Hotel (3400 Gulf Blvd., St. Pete Beach)

Kipton Hotel Zamora

The Loews Don CeSar

Affectionately called “The Pink Lady,” the Loews Don CeSar Hotel has been a local landmark since it was built in the late 1920s. After a year-long renovation wrapped up recently, the rooms are now decorated in light colors to emphasize the Florida beach ambience. Featuring 277 rooms including 36 deluxe suites which feature balconies that open up to breathtaking views of the beach and the Gulf. You can relax in one of their two heated pools, in a nearby cabana, or in their award-winning Spa Oceana. They also offer the Beach House Suites which has been in the hotel’s portfolio since 2016 and offers

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Discover Gay Florida: tampa bay another 70 suites that are perfect for large groups or for extended stays. For more information visit DonCesar.com

WHERE TO EAT Hamburger Mary’s Tampa is

centrally located on 7th Avenue in Ybor City, making it a popular place to eat and have a drink before going out on a night of partying and adventure. In addition to delicious American fare, great desserts and a variety of cocktails, there’s the entertainment, featuring multiple drag shows per week, as conceptualized by show director Desiree DeMornay. Be sure to call ahead to reserve a table for their weekend shows; they are very popular! (1600

E. 8th Ave., second floor, Tampa, 813-241-6279)

After Hamburger Mary’s Tampa became such a success, another franchise opened across the Bay.

Hamburger Mary’s Clearwater

offers many of the same dishes that made Hamburger Mary’s nationwide famous, including some unique menu items like the “Mermaid Mary on a Raft” (ahi tuna served on top of fried wontons with a soy Wasabi reduction). Entertainment ranges from live team trivia on Tuesdays to drag queen bingo (hosted by Melanie Minyon) to weekend drag shows directed by Alicia

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Markstone. (28910 US Hwy. 19,

Clearwater, 727-400-6996)

Columbia Restaurant is the oldest restaurant in Tampa, having served crowds authentic Spanish and Latin American food since 1905. Enjoy your food while listening to live music and watching a Flamenco dance

supporter of the LGBT community in St. Pete. Nueva Cantina is a relaxed, affordable neighborhood spot that also serves exciting contemporary Mexican cuisine. Their homemade authentic sauces make them a must if you are looking for South of the Border flavors. (1625 4TH St.

South, St. Pete, 727-851-9579) Cristino’s Coal Oven Pizzeria

show. (There is at least one show every night except for Sunday.) The 1905 Salad, featuring garlic dressing and julienned baked ham, has won awards for decades, and they are equally famous for other dishes, such as the “Bambino” Prime New York Strip sirloin and the casserole “Snapper Alicante.”

(They have five locations in Central Florida, with the main location at 2117 E. 7th Ave., Tampa, 813-2484961)

Don’t miss Nueva CantinaTHAT MEXICAN PLACE, a restaurant who is a great

is famous for using the freshest ingredients to make some of the most delicious dishes from the Apuglia region of Italy. Their coal oven pizzas are very good: I hear the pizza Italia, with mozzarella, tomato sauce, prosciutto and arugula, comes highly recommended. Stop by their gelato bar, where they feature over twenty flavors of gelato, freshlymade on-site each day. The chocolate, peanut butter and Nutella-flavored gelatos go well together! (1101

S. Fort Harrison Ave., Clearwater, 727-443-4900) WHERE TO PLAY

In Tampa, a lot of the LGBT nightlife is centered around Ybor City, an area of town that used to be well-known for its cigar manufacturing and is now

a nightlife hub for Tampanians both gay and straight. The area on 7th Avenue from Centro Ybor down to 14th Street is a budding area for LGBT-owned and LGBT-friendly businesses called the GaYBOR District. In this area, you will find the aforementioned Hamburger Mary’s Tampa, where they serve up fierce drag and other fun events like bingo and talent night, all alongside some great food, drinks and ample customer service. Close by is a sports-centered spinoff, Hamburger Mary’s Pub House, which will feature all major sporting events on their TVs.

Walk down 7th Avenue and the first gay bar you will see is The Honey Pot (1507 E 7th Ave, Tampa) on the left-hand side. A high-energy dance club, the owners routinely bring international DJs to spin for the crowds. Further up the street and back on the Centro side of the Hamburger Mary’s Pub House

street is Bradley’s on 7th (1510 E 7th Ave, Tampa), a neighborhood bar featuring friendly bartenders, Amazonesque decor (a holdover from when Bradley’s was previously known as The Jungle), a co-ed and dramafree clientele, a spacious dance floor, and popular drag shows each Friday and Saturday hosted by Joey Brooks. One block away, on the other side of the street, is

Southern Nights Tampa (1401 E 7th Ave, Tampa). The Orlando

favorite opened in Tampa and then opened a third location in Wilton Manors in South Florida. The club features a dance area, a smoking lounge, and lots of sexy go-go dancers. Check out “So You Think you can Drag” on Wednesdays with hosts Jade Embers and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” alum Roxxxy Andrews, college nights on Thursdays with no cover for the 21+ crown while 18+ are welcome.

There are two LGBT bars in Tampa outside Ybor City:

City Side Lounge (3703 Henderson Blvd.), featuring a spacious

patio, live DJ, drag shows on weekends, and a special event room; and The Body Shop (14905 N. Nebraska Ave), the city’s only bear bar. In Pinellas County, a lot of the LGBT bars and nightclubs are located on St. Petersburg’s Central Avenue. Coming from downtown, the first one you’ll get to visit is Enigma

(110 Central Ave, St. Pete),

located in the EDGE District. People love Enigma’s mellow atmosphere (including a walk-up street bar), the great music from noted DJs, and the live entertainment by Daphne Ferraro. There are a number of LGBTowned businesses further down Central Avenue in the Grand Central District, including

The Queens Head (2501 Central Avenue), The Garage on Central Avenue (2729 Central Ave), and the Lucky Star Lounge (2760

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Central Ave). Don’t miss Punky’s Bar and Grill (3063 Central Ave) featuring daily

lunch and dinner specials. Punky’s was voted the “Best New LGBT Business” in 2016. Away from Central, the Flamingo Resort in south St. Petersburg is a nightclub complex including six different bars, including two in a dance club, one poolside called the Cabana Bar, and a leather bar called Code.

There are a number of LGBT venues scattered across the west side of Tampa Bay that are away from St. Petersburg: Quench Lounge (13284 66th St., Largo), a bar/club combo featuring a friendly crowd and lots of fun theme nights; Blur Nightclub (325 Main St. Dunedin), which features weekly drag bingo; Pro Shop Pub (840 Cleveland St. Clearwater), the oldest gay bar in Tampa Bay, celebrating over 40 years in business; and Wena’s

Nighclub and Showbar (6153 Massachusetts Ave, New Port Richey) a nightclub just over the

Pinellas-Pasco County line that is open Tuesday-Sunday and has different specials throughout the week.

St. Pete Pride is the largest LGBT pride celebration in Tampa Bay, and is typically the largest in the state, bringing out over 150,000 people for the two-day parade and festival, which will be held June 23-24, 2018. For more information, visit stpetepride.com. Tampa Pride triumphantly returned a few years ago after a long absence. Thousands of people pack the parade and festival in Ybor City. Next year’s celebrations will be held on March 24, 2018. For more information, visit tampapride.org.

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WHERE TO GO

An amazing longtime attraction to the region is Busch Gardens Tampa Bay (10165 N McKinley Dr, Tampa). If you’ve been to Busch Gardens in Virginia, you will find that the format of the parks are similar, except the theme here is not Europe, it is Africa. You can see lots of beautiful animals that are unique to Africa in between rides on some heartstopping roller coasters!

If you haven’t gotten your fill of wild animals, be sure to stop off at the Lowry Park Zoo (1101 W Sligh Ave, Tampa), which features, among other attractions, a boat tour, giraffe feeding and camel rides and features more than 60 acres of wildlife and has been named one of the top zoological parks in the state. Raymond James Stadium (4201 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa) plays host to many blockbuster concerts (Beyoncé, Taylor Swift), and is also the home of the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers. In downtown, the NHL’s Tampa Bay Lightning plays at Amalie Arena (401 Channelside Dr, Tampa), as do many other entertainment acts in the lineup this fall and summer are Mumford and Sons,

Bruno Mars, and Country crooners Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. The downtown area has quite a few fun things to see, such as the picturesque campus of the University of Tampa, which includes the Henry B. Plant Museum (401 W Kennedy Blvd, Tampa). Originally a hotel, the Moorish designs inspired future buildings at the adjoining university. Walk back across the bridge and you will get to see the beautiful Curtis Hixon Waterfront

Park (600 N Ashley Dr, Tampa). The Straz Center for the Performing Arts (1010 N Macinnes Pl, Tampa),

where the Broadway in Tampa series takes the stage (among other productions), is nearby. This year’s Broadway season kicks off with “Rent”, continues with Gloria Estefan’s “Get on Your Feet”, and also includes the smash hit “Fun Home.” Busch Gardens

BayWalk. There are many shops and restaurants in this complex, and there’s even a movie theater! If you want something a little more highbrow and cerebral, you can visit the Museum of Fine Arts (255 Beach Dr NE, St. Pete) and the Salvador Dali Museum (1 Dali Blvd, St. Pete) which features the largest collection of Dali works and memorabilia outside his native Spain. Right next to the Dali Museum is the Mahaffey Theater (400 1st Street South, St. Pete), a performing arts hall located right on the water, yielding picturesque views. If you’re not done experiencing the beauty in the downtown area, Sunken Gardens (1825 4th St N, St. Pete) bills itself as the city’s “oldest living museum,” featuring four acres of botanical gardens right in the heart of the city.

Salvador Dali Museum St Petersburg Downtown

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Ybor City and Channelside are very close to downtown Tampa. Visit the Ybor City Museum (1818 E 9th Ave, Tampa) to see how Tampa

grew to become the multicultural city it is today. Channelside is home to The Florida Aquarium (701 Channelside Dr, Tampa), the largest such institution in the state, featuring marine life exhibits and interactive dolphin tours.

St. Petersburg’s downtown is vibrant and home

to so many things to see and do. If you love shopping, you’ll love Sundial (153 2nd Ave N, St. Pete), which was formerly known as

Since you are in the Sunshine State, you will definitely want to enjoy the beach. Head on down to Clearwater Beach; the main pier hosts local entertainers and buskers every night at sunset. Ruth Eckerd Hall (1111 N McMullen Booth Rd, Clearwater) is a prominent performing arts hall, which hosts both national and international entertainment acts.

Want to learn more about Tampa Bay? Go to Visit Tampa Bay’s website, where there is a section specifically devoted to LGBT travelers. The URL is visittampabay.com. Hotspots.LGBT | 41

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Tori Amos' mind is one of the greatest wonders of the music world. For over three decades, via an oeuvre as unpredictable as the muses that guide her, that very mind has been a trove of lyrical salvation and a divine mé lange of eccentricities, insight, imagination and, as I discovered during our illuminating exchange, even "Mean Girls" references. Before last year's political turn of events, the piano virtuoso took a summer road trip through North Carolina's Smoky Mountains to reconnect to her familial roots, setting into motion her nature-in luenced 15th studio album, "Native Invader". Featuring some of her best music in years, as in luenced by these divisive times and a speech-crippling stroke her mother suﬀered in January, the album's emotional core is resilient and healing despite “a cluster of hostile humans who side with their warlords of hate,” as she brazenly sings, calling for us to “rehumanize.” Amos, 54, took me to every remote corner of her meandering mind during our recent interview, name-dropping everyone from Persephone to Regina George and the two gay men who helped transform her into "the" Tori Amos. But there's more: “the new invasion of the body snatchers,” exercising to rap, being postmenopausal in 2017 America, the prospect of a Vegas show with hot male dancers and also Washington D.C., the “underworld” where she launched her career, unknowingly performing for political players who would set the stage for crucial issues

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by Chris Azzopardi Amos and the entire country are now facing.

I am feeling grateful to have gone to bed the last few nights with "Native Invader" being the last thing I heard. Oh, good. I'm glad it took you to dreamland.

And it's very possible it will be taking me to dreamland for the next few years, if you know what I'm saying. (Laughs) Well, the “Dream King” is on there too in “Mary's Eyes,” so everybody can go to dreamland.

You talk about being a “safe place” on the album's comforting second song, “Wings,” and since the beginning of your career, you have been that safe place for many gay men, myself included. Well, they were a safe place for me when I was 13. Then, when I was 16 I just happened to work at a place not far from the White House, which is very core to "Native Invader" because I cut my teeth professionally playing in the belly of the beast in Washington, if you see what I mean. Lobbyists, people in diﬀerent departments; it was the Department of the Interior, Department of Agriculture, and so on and so forth. You gotta igure that anybody in Congress might have been rolling through those doors. That's just the establishments that I was working in when I was 16. But anyway, my point to you is... there was a point. What were we talking about?

You were talking about safe places, and you said that as a teenager, the gay community was your safe place. Yes, there was one waiter that was a bit of a... I won't say a bully, but he was one of those guys at the time, because you've gotta imagine I was 16, so what was that, 1979? So, you know, longer hair, mustache. He was always pushing me to think about all the bad things that could happen and his foil was this beautiful gay man called Joey. Joey was just the most supportive kind, and he would admonish Ray and Ray was macho. He was a macho gay guy, but probably in very protective mode. So did Joey make you feel special? Joey taught me how to sit. Joey taught me how to walk. Joey walked me through my crushes. And Ray would be chiding all the time and explaining why I would never get that guy. Ray made Regina George look like Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music".

What song did your gay audiences most connect with then? They would ask me for all kinds of things. It was more about them realizing I needed training. Not with Joey and Ray. I was kind of a pro by then. But at 13, when I was in (a gay bar called) Mr. Henry's in Georgetown, which was across town, that was sacred. That wasn't the Congress set, although you have to igure some head of something was sneaking in there (laughs). (But the gay community) was more about, “Oh, you need to learn this song. You need to learn that.” They would say, “OK, learn these songs and come back next week,”

because they were helping me ill out my repertoire. They were really pushing me o more popular songs. I had Joni Mitchell covered. I had Elton John covered. I had T Beatles covered. So, they were asking me things that I didn't have in my repertoire. can't remember now (which songs), but I remember them giving me loads of reques for the next week and then I would go and learn them all and then they'd give me more.

And not much has changed in that regard. (Laughs) Yes, yes. "Nothing" has change

Can you tell me about the conversation you were having with people in the LGBTQ community that led to the song on "Native Invader"? I will tell you speci ically what was goin on with the people that I know who are a part of the LGBTQ community, but there were messages coming through friends of friends – acquaintances and then friends – because Putin is not the only one with a back channel on planet Earth. You with m So, that means somebody who might be a civil servant or somebody who might be working in the intelligence community or somebody who might be a part of the science community will get to somebody who will get to somebody whose mother will then get to somebody who gets to me So that's how it works. Does Tori understand that this is going on? Does she understand the super PACs? Does she

The issues are not about one name. The issues are about a movement and the master showman is a distraction. Don't give it the energy.

because they were helping me ill out my repertoire. They were really pushing me on more popular songs. I had Joni Mitchell covered. I had Elton John covered. I had The Beatles covered. So, they were asking me for things that I didn't have in my repertoire. I can't remember now (which songs), but I do remember them giving me loads of requests for the next week and then I would go and learn them all and then they'd give me more. And not much has changed in that regard. (Laughs) Yes, yes. "Nothing" has changed!

Can you tell me about the conversations you were having with people in the LGBTQ community that led to the songs on "Native Invader"? I will tell you speci ically what was going on with the people that I know who are a part of the LGBTQ community, but there were messages coming through friends of friends – acquaintances and then friends – because Putin is not the only one with a back channel on planet Earth. You with me? So, that means somebody who might be a civil servant or somebody who might be working in the intelligence community or somebody who might be a part of the science community will get to somebody who will get to somebody whose mother will then get to somebody who gets to me. So that's how it works. Does Tori understand that this is going on? Does she understand the super PACs? Does she

The issues are not about one name. The issues are about a movement and the master showman is a distraction. Don't give it the energy.

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tears rolling down his face. He said, “I can't explain it.” I said, “It's like they're being emotionally cannibalized – is that correct?” He said, “OK, keep going.”

How did that particular conversation work itself into the album? It's a thread, not a song, through the album.

understand that this movement has been going on since 1980 when one of the Koch brothers was running on a ticket as a vice president against Reagan and then clearly the penny dropped that one doesn't need to be president to be one of the American oligarchs that is possibly running Washington? I didn't come up with this myself! I'm a piano player! I mean, come on, everybody knows, I'm a conduit. (Laughs)

Going back to the messages from people in the LGBTQ community: How did those in luence "Native Invader"? One of the things that I was being told by somebody who is very much in that community was that (he was being) consumed by the energy that was out there – an attacking, bullying energy. And the news cycle. This person got to me personally and sat me down and said, “I'm losing friends.” I said, “To what?” This was a speci ic person, a gay man, and he said to me, “I'm losing them to a force. It's terrifying because it's zombielike.” And it wasn't funny. There were tears in the eyes. It wasn't a zombie joke. You know, everybody likes a good zombie joke. (My daughter) Tash being one of them. But this wasn't funny. And I said, “OK, this is fascinating, this is a diﬀerent invasion of the body snatchers.” And there were, again,

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Had you ever considered a more direct approach to the current political landscape you're addressing on this album, perhaps in the same vein as “Yo George” from "American Doll Posse"? Why not just call this album or a song on the album “Yo Donald”? No, because that would be weak. Let's walk this through. The great thing about being nonreactive, postmenopausal, which cannot be possessed until you have experienced it, you absolutely cannot get this one thing; all the younger women cannot have this with all the money in the world, do you know why? Because they bleed. When you sit at the metaphorical ire, Chris, and you don't bleed, what is it? It's called containment. That is the state of being. The issues are not about one name. The issues are about a movement and the master showman is a distraction. Don't give it the energy. There are no conundrums there. You don't need quantum physics, which I don't know, but I like the phrase. “Alice In Quantumland” this is not. There is no mystery. The best thing that the community can do: treat it with neutrality. Don't give it energy.

Apply your energy elsewhere and do your research, because there are things going on around us with Democracy. You have to ask yourself, little by little, what's going on at the EPA, what's going on at the Department of the Interior – that's far more interesting.

You oﬀer far more light than one might imagine from an album that's rooted in the chaos of our current political climate. I wonder how the overall mood of the album took shape and whether you ever felt like you had to stop yourself from going too dark. I think “Climb” is dark. “Climb” is probably the darkest place, and that is a very dark place.

What do you think an album about this past election would've sounded like if Tori of "Boys for Pele" or "From the Choirgirl Hotel" wrote it? Well, look, those albums can be played and are relevant now. "Pele" is relevant now because "Pele" is railing against the patriarchy, but "Native Invader" is invading concepts like freedom that have been hijacked by some of these super PACs, by these think tanks. Again, don't get distracted by people who are mainly in the news cycle all the time. You've gotta understand, if for some reason they walked away and decided

to just not be in that position anymore, you still have a movement to deal with. These seeds go back. (Supreme Court Justice Neil) Gorsuch's mother was head of the EPA in the '80s. Not that he can't be a fair judge, not that he didn't learn, not that he doesn't have integrity – he might have integrity. Bu what we have to understand is the EPA was big corp in the '80s. I was playing piano bar for those people as a teenager and Joey and Ray would say, “Do you know who so and so is?” And I'd say, “What? What are you talking about?” I didn't know at the time that I was playing for some of these players that planted that seed. I was right in the middle of it all. It's sort of like Persephone. was living the Persephone myth. I had no idea I was in the underworld.

Switching gears to your tour in support of "Native Invader", which of the rare “girls” are itching to be played this go 'round? Yeah, that's fair enough. I haven't igured it out yet, and if you guys and ladies have any ideas then it's always welcome, becaus I think it's gonna be very collaborative this tour. I think it'll be an exchange of ideas and building. Every night will be diﬀerent. When I'm alone I can really do that; there's lexibility to it. Also, I really don't know for how much longer I can hold a one-woman

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to just not be in that position anymore, you still have a movement to deal with. These seeds go back. (Supreme Court Justice Neil) Gorsuch's mother was head of the EPA in the '80s. Not that he can't be a fair judge, not that he didn't learn, not that he doesn't have integrity – he might have integrity. But what we have to understand is the EPA was big corp in the '80s. I was playing piano bar for those people as a teenager and Joey and Ray would say, “Do you know who so and so is?” And I'd say, “What? What are you talking about?” I didn't know at the time that I was playing for some of these players that planted that seed. I was right in the middle of it all. It's sort of like Persephone. I was living the Persephone myth. I had no idea I was in the underworld.

Switching gears to your tour in support of "Native Invader", which of the rare “girls” are itching to be played this go 'round? Yeah, that's fair enough. I haven't igured it out yet, and if you guys and ladies have any ideas then it's always welcome, because I think it's gonna be very collaborative this tour. I think it'll be an exchange of ideas and building. Every night will be diﬀerent. When I'm alone I can really do that; there's lexibility to it. Also, I really don't know for how much longer I can hold a one-woman

show. It's really demanding. The physicality is beyond explaining, to myself. But it gives me a lexibility. And these times – things are happening every day that I need to be able to throw out a whole show and do a whole diﬀerent one, if need must. No more one-woman shows? I'm talking about a one-woman show. I'm not talking about not performing. I would love to have, you know, hot male dancers.

Ha! I would love for you to have hot male dancers. Maybe that's the Vegas show.

You've been known to cover some classics on tour but also some modern pop, like Rihanna's “We Found Love.” Are there any pop songs from the last few years you think might it the vibe of this tour? Yeah, maybe. And maybe I need to look at some rap. It's my niece – my niece is Kelsey (Dobyns) and any time we do a little work out she makes me do it to rap. I have no idea what any of the rap is that I've heard. I've heard all kinds of rap. She's throwing these beats down and I don't know what I'm listening to. Are you a fan of any of it? No. I'm not a fan of rap. All the rappers know I'm not a fan. However, I can look at the rap and

say, “This is well produced,” and put my producer hat on and say, “I like the low of this, the language; I like the rhythm. Yeah, I'm into it.” But I'm a melody person. So, I appreciate the form and I respect it, but I want Freddie (Mercury). I want a melody. I want “Killer Queen.” I want “Somebody to Love.” And as we've established, hot male dancers. And hot male dancers! I'm a laming queen, what can I say?

As editor of Q Syndicate, the international LGBT wire service, Chris Azzopardi has interviewed a multitude of superstars, including Meryl Streep, Mariah Carey and Beyoncé. Reach him via his website at www.chrisazzopardi.com and on Twitter (@chrisazzopardi).

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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO

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HURRICANE BRINGS ABOUT CHANCE MEETING OF TV NEWS HUNKS

It took Hurricane Irma to bring together two of the hottest gay hunks on television news: CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Florida’s own NBC 6 Miami’s Jamie Guirola. The two were photographed in Orlando while covering the hurricane. (Sigh… wish we were there!)

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON STAGE

In what will be music to the ears of gay fans around the globe, the 2005 groundbreaking film Brokeback Mountain is (finally) coming to the stage! Based on Annie Proulx’s 1997 short story of the same title, the story is about two gay cowboys – Ennis del Mar, played by Heath Ledger in the film, and Jack Twist, played by Jake Gyllenhaal – who engage in a secret 20-year love affair. Details on the stage version are few, but sources tell Hotspots the premiere will take place in London in 2018.

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SMART PHONES AREN’T JUST FOR TALKING ANY MORE…

Lots of things are changing around us – including how consumers are using their smart phones. New research indicates shoppers are using their personal computers less and their smart phones more than ever. Consider these facts: • Traffic from smartphones to retail web sites grew from 44% to 59% in Q2 2017. • Mobile devices accounted for 44% of purchase orders placed online in Q2 2017, up from 32% in 2015. • Orders placed on personal computers fell from 68% to 56%. • Mobile’s role is growing among in-store shoppers, too: 59% used their mobile devices for shopping intelligence (price comparisons) while actually inside stores.

EATING OUT A SAMPLE OF FORT LAUDERDALE’S FAVORITE

RESTAURANTS ASIA BAY 1111 E. Las Olas Blvd., Fort Lauderdale asiabayrestaurants.com 954-848-9900 Elegant riverfront dining with a menu of Japanese and Thai dishes including creative sushi rolls. BEEFCAKES (at Boardwalk) 1721 N. Andrews Ave., Ft. Lauderdale BoardwalkBar.com 954-463-6969 Open daily from 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. The best burgers and chicken wings in town. BONA ITALIAN RESTAURANT 2468 Wilton Dr., Wilton Manors bonaitalianrestaurant.com 954-565-7222 Under new ownership! Fresh made Italian food. Signature dishes include Fazzoletti, (pasta purses with fontina cheese, cream sauce, peas/bacon), Chicken Cyriac or traditional Eggplant Parmigiana. CEVICHE BY THE SEA 2823 E. Oakland Park Blvd. CevicheByTheSea.com 954-999-0751 Intimate seafood and Peruvian cuisine. Recommended as a “truly remarkable dining experience.” Reservations

recommended. Open for lunch. Happy Hour M-F, 5-7 p.m. EAT 2150 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Eatinwiltonmanors.com 954-626-0722 Menu offers everything from salmon to Chef Rosario’s meatloaf. Great $10 specialty drink menu. FLIP FLOPS DOCKSIDE EATERY 3051 NE 32nd Ave., Ft. Lauderdale FlipFlopsDocksideEatery.com 954-567-1672 Relax on the dock while sipping a specialty cocktail or eating a fresh, made-to-order item from the menu. GEORGIE’S ALIBI & MONKEY BAR 266 Wilton Dr, Wilton Manors AlibiWiltonManors.com 954-565-2526 Relaxed patio atmosphere with a full menu offering awardwinning burgers, wings, hot & cold sandwiches, sliders, flat bread, pizzas and fresh fish, shrimp and chicken entrees. Full bar. Check web site for weekend brunch entertainment schedules. KALUZ KaluzRestaurant.com

954-772-2209 Modern American dining with spectacular waterfront views from an elegant dining room or from a more casual patio and outdoor bar. LIPS 1421 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park Fladragshow.com 954-567-0987 A restaurant/cabaret that “dresses up” to entertain its guests! Fabulous drag and tons of fun! MIND YOUR MANORS 2045 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors 754-223-2172 MindYourManorsPub.com A fun, relaxing garden pub and wine bar serving comfort food and hospitality. Enjoy a wide range of creative cocktails, craft beers and a very unique wine list. NABU AMERICAN FUSION BUFFET 3485 N. Federal Hwy. 954-568-2208 NabuAmericanFusionBuffet.com This place offers it all: Japanese, American, Italian and Chinese. Incredible buffet. Q BAR 2362 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale

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EATING OUT qbarfl.com 954-565-2229 Live jazz & blues acts perform at this gastropub serving gourmet burgers & Creole-type dishes. ROSIE’S BAR & GRILL 2449 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors Facebook.com/ rosiesbarandgrill 954-563-0123 A Wilton Drive favorite, this place is known for its non-stop party every “Sunday Funday” with live DJs spinning great music. Great burgers, fresh seafood and amazing Sunday Brunch 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. RUMORS BAR “PALATE PARTY” 2426 Wilton Drive, Wilton

Manors RumorsBarWiltonManors.com 954-565-8851 Full bar, restaurant and entertainment venue serving fresh, local ingredients in delicious dishes by awardwinning Cutthroat Kitchen chef Robyn Almodovar. SAGE 2378 N. Federal Highway sagecafe.net 954-565-2229 Chic, intimate bistro delivering French country cooking in a romantic locale with patio seating. SHOOTERS WATERFRONT 3033 NE 32nd Ave, Ft. Lauderdale ShootersWaterfront.com 954-566-2855

Popular, spacious dining with a comprehensive menu and dining right on the Intracoastal. TEE JAY’S SUSHI 2254 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors teejaythaisushi.com 954-537-7774 Casual locale for Thai & Japanese eats with Asian decorative touches and some traditional low tables. THAI SPICE 1514 E. Commercial Blvd., Oakland Park thaispicefla.com 954-771-4535 Voted the “Best Thai Restaurant in South Florida 2015” by the Sun-Sentinel, this gem dishes up Thai classics and specials by

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EATING OUT owner/chef Michael Tatton on a huge menu that includes Pan-Asian fare & steaks in a soothing space. Happy Hour with half-off appetizers and drinks from 5 to 7 p.m. Monday through Friday. ZUCKERELLOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ITALIAN RESTAURANT 3017 E. Commercial Blvd., Fort Lauderdale zuckerellos.com 954-776-4282 Familiar Italian pastas and flavorful mainstays (plus early-bird specials) are offered up in this warm, inviting restaurant.

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y wife and I just celebrated our 20th anniversary. And do you know who else is celebrating 20 years? World Nut Daily, a website that hosts conservative voices that not only don’t consider my wife and I to be married, but don’t even think that we should, or even do, exist. One such marriage equality denier and man who has spent years authoring antiLGBTQ hot takes is Scott Lively, president of Defend the Family International. Lively’s Sept. 8 column is basically a love letter to Exodus International, a totally discredited group that purported to turn gays and lesbians straight with prayer. The founder of Exodus eventually left and was all, “Welp, I’m still gay. This group is bullshit. Sorry.” Lively, however, thinks it was great. “Though I have never experienced samesex attraction,” Lively begins making sure you know he ain’t no homo, former or current,

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“I attended several Exodus conferences and other functions.” So why did Lively hang out at Exodus gatherings if he’s a good heterosexual Christian? Because he loves gays, in a totally non-gay way, of course. “I have always had a special place in my heart for ‘gay’ strugglers and have ministered to many individuals over the years as an aspect of my Bible-based Christian activism,” Lively said. Translation: “I think gay people are disgusting, incapable of God’s love, and unworthy of romantic partnership and I have spent my professional life spreading that message because I am a creep.” The place in his heart for gays is so special that he claims they have a “compulsive behavioral disorder.” “As with any compulsive behavioral disorder, homosexuality is tough to overcome,” Lively writes. “There’s an aspect

As with any compulsive behavioral disorder, homosexuality is tough to overcome” of physiology involved in all addictions - drugs, alcohol, food, gambling, video games, porn, whatever - that addicts the struggler to his or her own pleasure-related brain chemicals that are released when they act out.” You know those “pleasure-related brain chemicals” that are released when a person meets someone they are are attracted to? When straight men and women feel that it’s called love. When gays and lesbians feel it, it’s called “addiction.” Same feeling, different bodies. It’s interesting that Lively claims to “have never experienced same-sex attraction,” yet he’s so sure same-sex attraction is a vice and addiction. He cites his own struggles with addiction as proof that he’s an expert on addiction and recovery. “I was miraculously healed of drug and alcohol addiction in 1986 - on my knees in prayer at a treatment center - after 16 years of bondage that started at the age of 12,” he writes. “I never had another desire to drink or take drugs ever again.” Well, good for him if that’s the case. But that doesn’t make him an expert on how gay people feel or don’t feel. He can’t understand why LGBTQ people and allies were so strongly against the ex-gay

“cure” lie that Exodus pushed (and Lively still pushes). “Exodus International,” he writes, “suffered the wrath of the powerful LGBT political movement from Day 1 because every one of its members was living proof that homosexual selfindulgence is a choice.” No. Every one of its members was living proof that people who’ve been beaten down by discrimination and hate will subject themselves to psychological torture in the hopes that the pain will stop. Hating LGBTQ people is a choice. Being Christian is a choice. Believing that Christianity is incompatible with LGBTQ people is a choice. Lively is living proof that anti-LGBTQ indulgence is a choice. No doubt Lively’s own pleasurerelated brain chemicals are released

D’Anne Witkowski is a poet, writer and comedian living in Michigan with her wife and son. She has been writing about LGBT politics for over a decade. Follow her on Twitter @MamaDWitkowski.

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CELEBRATE FALL Free Fun Event!

It's nearly time to send summer on its way and usher in the glorious fall. It's got everything you need: cool breeze, crunchy leaves, and the occasional chill at night. Why not throw a festival in its honor? Well guess what, Go Riverwalk is and they invite you to join them on September 23rd from 12p.m. to 4p.m. at Esplanade Park for their 3rd Annual Fall Festival and fall in love with fall all over again. This FREE family-friendly event will feature carnival-themes games and contests, train rides, face painting, giveaways provided by the Florida Panthers, and more. Paint your own pumpkin while listening to live music performed by ProMusic Plus Weston. The Muse Center for the Arts will also entertain with an exciting theater performance. Vendors

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will be selling jewelry, clothing, artwork, etc. and carnival food like funnel cakes, cotton candy, and of course hot dogs will be available for purchase. Come see for yourself! Well-behaved pets are welcome as long as they are on leashes. This is a rain or shine fundraising event. Event sponsors include: The Eppy Group, Florida Hearing Matters, Go Riverwalk Magazine, the Media Lab, The Original Sign Man, ProMusic Plus Weston, Riverwalk Water Trolley, Stephens Distributing, and Sun Trolley. Interested in promoting your business or volunteering? Contact Karly Young at (954) 468-1541, ext. 208 or karly@goriverwalk.com.

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out and bring it to the orientation program. If unable to attend the orientation, please mail the application to Beth Foster, Kravis Center for the Performing Arts, 701 Okeechobee Blvd., West Palm Beach, FL 33401. The application is available online by going to kravis.org/volunteer. About the Raymond F. Kravis Center for the Performing Arts The Kravis Center for is a not-for-pro it performing arts center whose mission is to enhance the quality of life in Palm Beach County by presenting a diverse schedule of national and international artists and companies of the highest quality; by oﬀering comprehensive arts education programs; by providing a Palm Beach County home in which local and regional arts organizations can showcase their work; and by providing an economic catalyst and community leadership in West Palm Beach, supporting eﬀorts to increase travel and tourism to Palm Beach County. The Kravis Center is located at 701 Okeechobee Blvd. in West Palm Beach, FL. For more information, please call 561-832-7469 or visit the of icial website at kravis.org.

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UC|CU’s Celebrate ORGULLO 2017 –

South Florida’s first Hispanic LGBT Pride festival enters its 7th successful year with 3 Artists Showcases, 3 Artists’ Studios Bus Tours featuring 30+ studios, Writers Salons, and the SARA GALA

Entering their 7th year, Celebrate ORGULLO continues to showcase quality events, artists, performances & programming to Miami’s first Hispanic LGBT Pride festival. For 2017, we are honoring the life of Spain’s Music, Theatre & Movie Icon, SARA MONTIEL, through Art, Music, Dance, Photography, Film and Spoken Word. South Florida’s first Hispanic LGBT Pride festival offers 15 days of events and over 80 artists, writers & talents, including International authors’ salons; Rhythm, Rhymes & Writing workshops; Tango lessons; Our SARA GALA; PantainFest beer celebration; OUTshine Film Festival night; 3 Artists Showcase exhibits featuring juried exhibits with 6 international artists; and our popular Artist’s Studios Bus Tours. This year we will expand the tours to 3 destinations – Pinecrest Gardens in Miami, North Miami Arts District & Oakland Park in Broward …all culminating in Little Haiti at Fountainhead Studios for a festival of food, live music, performances, 30+ artist studios & more!

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Marianela’s upbringing was amidst walls that were decorated with copies of Renaissance Period paintings. They awakened a curiosity, and she was very much intrigued by its perplexities. Nela is the result of Marianela’s search to combine traditional art with contemporary graphics. After working as an artist for over 20 years and falling in love with Pop Art, she decided to bring back those masterpieces with a modern edge. She deeply believes that art is directly associated with the visual communication.

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depicted in a bizarre and eclectic way. These works seek to explore themes of nature and metamorphosis while utilizing repetition and movement to create an unreal or sometimes humorous effect.

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Peruvian photographer & make-up artist relocated to United States and has collaborated with magazines in Peru, Ecuador, Mexico(VOGUE traveler’s guide) and most recently the US (Palette-Miami Herald) the concept of this shoot called DEVIOUS SAINTS, a free &amp; curious interpretation between the sacred &amp; the mystic. It borrows ordinary elements in order to re-create the ever popular halo that which commonly pervades many religious images, from Catholic Saints to Greek Orthodox Icons.

Greatly known for his erotic nudes, Ali’s work is often featured in both local and national publications, covering a broad spectrum in the photography field, from the commercial to the fine-art. A native of the Miami area, Ali established himself as a photo artist in South Beach during the 80’s and up to the present. He holds a degree in Fine Arts from the Academy of Arts College of San Francisco and also attended the School of Visual Arts in New York and Chicago.

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Jonathan Brooks is an award winning Photographer/Visual Artist, whose work has been exhibited in Art Basel Miami, New York City, Amsterdam, France, Germany, and the United Kingdom. His SKULL Series was featured on the I Could Never Love Like That episode of the CW Network’s hugely popular award winning series The Vampire Diaries and his image Dreams is available at West Elm. Cuban-American artist XAVIER CORTADA created art installations in the Earth’s poles to generate awareness about global climate change: In 2007, an NSF Antarctic Artist and Writers

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artistry as a story board artist. One of the most famous projects he was worked on was the movie, Rock of Ages; movie musical version. Amaral presents a vibrant span. His work has been described as action panting; a continual use of potent colors, hidden images, layering and projecting motion, and life in each piece. His work has been linked to Abstract Expressionism. He utilizes 1960’s Pop icons while commenting on social issues using his unique comedic tone which he portrays through skillful prints.

Program Fellow, the artist used the moving ice sheet beneath the South Pole as an instrument to mark time; the art piece will be completed in 150,000 years. In 2008, he planted a green flag at the North Pole to reclaim it for nature and launch a reforestation eco-art effort. Since 2011, Xavier Cortada has based his engaged art-science practice at Florida International University. He serves as Artist-in-Residence at FIU School of Environment, Arts and Society, the FIU College of Arts, Sciences & Education, and the FIU College of Communication, Architecture + The Arts. Brazilian Artist CARLOS CESAR ALVES is as enigmatic as a painter and he is as an individual. His artistic influences stem from European Modernism and American Abstract Field Paintings, mainly seen through the large expanses of color which cover great parts of his canvases. Among a plethora of styles, Carlos is also largely influenced by the Dada movement, as his paintings employ ready-made objects, collage, and assemblage with strong references to industrialism. As of 2016, Carlos Alves has had over 80 exhibits throughout the U.S and abroad. Born in Havana, Cuba, LAZARO AMARAL graduated from Parsons School of Design in New York, where he soon excelled his

All proceeds from Celebrate ORGULLO benefit UNITY COALITION|COALICIÓN UNIDA - the First & Only organization for the So. Fla. Latinx|Hispanic|LGBT community - advancing Equality & Fairness - through Education, Leadership and Awareness, since 2002 – offering tools and programming, like ELEVATE- a day of being Nicer; LGBT Scholarships for the Arts, Design, Education & Cosmetology; TRANSART series – showcasing transgender art & artists; the 7th annual Celebrate ORGULLO Hispanic Pride festival. UC|CU also produces workshops & services to empower our community, like our State of Hate workshop – bringing local, state & federal law enforcement together with our community to reduce crimes; Immigration & Legal Rights seminars; Employment Prep, Image and Resume building; Online Community Resource Center, and a rainbow of Community Partnerships, programming and alliances. uFor a full Schedule of Events for Celebrate

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Now Hiring / Special Hire Needed. Looking for strong males to lift and hold up LGBT male seniors (must hold up fall risk gentlemen, dementia, Parkinson’s, stage 4 cancer etc..) Must be gay friendly, many have live in senior partners. (must enjoy the company of gay people and in gay settings) Call 954-629-1377 and leave a message ONLY. including your name, number and your level of experience in senior care or your willingness to devote your time to senior care. Faxes welcome at 954-566-5007 or apply at: emeraldelitehomehealth.com All Are Welcome 96 | Hotspots.LGBT

CLUB FORT LAUDERDALE PHOTO SHOOT CASTING CALL - $250

We are looking for guys of all ages ( 18 & over ) and ethnicities for our next ad campaign with well-known photographer David Vance. You don’t have to be a “Greek God”, just in decent shape (in a swimsuit) and photogenic. We are looking for diverse types ( daddies, jocks, bears, regular guys, etc.) The photos will contain partial nudity (no full frontal), so you must be comfortable in your own skin, with the nature of our business and homosexuality. Contact us at: clubftlauderdale@aol.com for more information or call 954.525.3344 and speak with a member of the management team.

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IN-HOME SERVICE. Proudly serving our community for over 12 years. *Get the BEST performance, protection & value from your computer investment. *A+ Hardware & OS certified. *Friendly, professional, RELIABLE service. Reasonable rates. Call: Mike 954-817-3883

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u HANDY MAN ONE-STOP SHOPPING AND ASSOCIATES HANDYMAN/ REMODELING AND MORE WITH OVER 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN ALL PHASES OF... Home improvements, additions, electrical, plumbing, painting, kitchen, baths, wood flooring / trim, TV mounting, Former owner of a NY remodeling co. as well as a hands on worker, because I demand perfection in all I do. Please call Mitch for prompt honest and dependable service. Lic. CGC1514441 and insured. 954-253-4650

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PLANNING A MOVE?

At Cousins USA Moving & Storage, we want you to smile when you think of moving day, and we want you to tell a friend how pleasant your moving experience has been. For more info on about how we can make moving day a good day. Call toll-free at 954-7926650, ask for Carlos. www.cousinsusa.com info@ cousinsusa.com

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Full Service- Everything from Landscaping Design and Installation to Maintenance. We do it allweeding, large and small lawns. Tree trimming class B certification lic. CCB1308. Member of the Better Business Bureau. WHATEVER YOU NEED WE DO IT! Just call JOHN 954-763-3340, cell 954-812-5434.

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u PROFESSIONAL SERVICES PIANO OR VOICE LESSONS

Professional gay male musician offering lessons for all ages and levels in your home or my studio. Broadway, pop, classically trained. Lets have fun! Jonathan 646-418-4043 jcorn29@hotmail.com

u TAX PREPARATION HAROLD J BLOTCHER, EA

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u TREE SERVICES TREES WITH LEAVES, INC. -YOUR PERSONAL PROFESSIONAL TREE SERVICE.

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ALL COUNTY PLUMBING CONTRACTORS INC

Licensed since 1989. Specializing in tankless/tank water heaters. Guaranteed lowest prices in Broward county. Complete plumbing service and installation. Expert bathroom and kitchen. Free estimates. 24/7 Lic# CFC039956. Call Ed @ 954-297-0595.

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NEED WOOD

By Woody Miller

WOODY’S

GOT TALENT! Dear Waiting:

ey Woody! What are your favorite gay jokes? --- Waiting for a chuckle

Here are my six favorites:

Joke #1 Why do gay men name their penises? *Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.* Joke #2 Three guys are standing over the ashes of their deceased lovers. The first guy says,”Jim, he loved the ocean! I’m going to to take his ashes out on a boat and sprinkle them all around.” The second guy said, “Bob, he loved to fly! I’m going to take his ashes up in an airplane, and sprinkle them all across the earth.” The third guy said, “ Jeff, he loved my a--! I think I’m going to dump his ashes into a pot of chili so he can rip it apart one last time…” Joke #3 What is the definition of safe sex in San Francisco? *A padded headboard.* Joke #4 This guy’s in love with his proctologist and constantly makes up excuses for an anal probe. On Valentine’s Day, the guy arrives complaining about an obstruction. The frustrated doctor, knowing he’s not going to find anything, sticks his hand up the patient’s a-- anyway. “Good God!!!” the doctor exclaims. “No wonder you’re in pain -- there are two dozen roses shoved up your

a--!” The patient turns around excitedly and says, “Read the card! Read the card!” Joke #5 What is the definition of “making love”? *Something an eighteen-year-old does while you’re f--king him* Joke #6 Three Labrador retrievers strike up a conversation at the vet. The black lab says “So why are you here?” The yellow lab says, “I’m a p-sser. I p-ss on everything---the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. The final straw was last night when I p-ssed in the middle of my owner’s bed.” The black lab says, “So what do you think the vet will do?” “Gonna give me Prozac,” said the yellow lab. “All the vets are prescribing it. Supposed to work for everything.” The black lab then turns to the brown lab and says, “Why are you here?” “I’m a digger,” said the brown lab. “I dig under fences, dig up flowers, I dig just for the hell of it. The last straw was when I dug a great big hole in my master’s couch.” The black lab says “So what do you think they’ll do?” “Looks like it’ll be Prozac for me too,” said the dejected lab. The brown lab then turns to the black lab and says, “What are you in for?” The black lab says “I’m a humper. I’ll hump anything. The cat, the pillows, the tables, whatever. The last straw was when my owner got out of the shower and bent over to dry himself. I couldn’t help myself, I hopped on his a-- and pumped away.” The brown and yellow labs exchange sad glances and say, “So Prozac for you, too, huh?” “No,” the black lab says, “I’m here to get my nails clipped.”

uAsk Woody a question at needwood@mac.com. Want more dating tips? Check out Woody’s book, Meet The Hottie in The Corner. The 21 Day Plan To Overcome Your Fear Of Rejection, Master The Art Of Icebreakers And Snag Guys You Never Thought You Could Get. http://grabhim.net/gay-dating-guides/

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